Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 429 - The YouKnowWho's & YouKnowWhat's (feat. Rob Crews, Naim Ali, and Dru Montana)

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

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Yes, dude, we're here. Wow. Matt and Shane secret podcast Shane is away handling serious business at the Super Bowl But I do have the bros here, dude. Yes, Rob cruise night Mollie drew Montana. Yes Here we go do raggedy a tag. Thank you. Thanks for coming bailing me out guys. Oh, dude I would have sat here by myself and just went like, uh, I don't know You figured it out I could have talked to guardian as well. Yeah, but I don't I don't want to you know Hey, you ever done a solo pot like yeah, I've ripped them on patreon a couple times Okay, try to talk it gets really weird, especially if you have a live chat. Yeah, you can break down immediately

Yeah, I've gotten high and did it one time on patreon or like for a patreon thing Soon as someone's like fuck you you're like stopping I couldn't do it with you get you get fucked up immediately Something funny and it doesn't get a million laugh emojis. I'm fucking ending the stream dude And you can have it'll be yeah, cool cool then one guy will be like you're a fucking loser in a fraud you go And then you're you're talking but you have another part of your mind that's actually about that What's that guy's fucking problem? And he started being like no, I'm not and you're done your dude Scott Adams does a

Podcasts a guy who created Dilbert where he sits in front of a live stream meet me and Shane talked about this last week Where it was like he's there's like boomer type dudes that are like getting crushed in the comments Yeah, cuz you guys deal you guys deal with negative comments yet. Are you guys? Yes, yeah, we get him. It's nice at first and then it flips and he said people start you get nasty boys Yeah, the rule 20 only have like three comments Usually that's nice. I usually three dudes are pumped on you. Yeah when you get like 300 like five of them are gonna go It's you fucking piece of shit. Yeah, we only usually get bad comments when we do Somebody else's podcast so like after this I might gonna be like fuck naeem. He's dressed like shit

I think it's a right of passage. Yeah, yeah, you have to just endure the you know, dude the comments the comments secretly love my teeth They're secretly big They want their own pair of these things Let's start selling them dude. They are beautiful. They're like abstract. Thank you You Gotta have a good thing. Are you familiar with the Mobius strip? No So when you like invert a circle said it goes on like forever the way it's twisted. You never know what side you're Up or down that you're saying

It's actually fucked up They're like a small clock dude. They're like a pocket watch in front of your eyes You're saying his teeth his teeth just like just go above and beyond Euclidean geometry or say you can't 100% I squint when I look at you That's fucked up actually I'm trying to get away from that If you look at them from the side of to giraffe, I swear to God Sideways giraffe it's weird

Are you gonna are you gonna Invisalign when you get paid or like what are you gonna do now? It's not a matter of time. You guys are gonna get paid. Yeah, I can't wait. Will you Invisalign or you gonna you're gonna get a grill I think I'm getting girls nice The other day and she's pretty hot and she told me she stared into my face for like an hour while I was like this and She was like, you know your teeth aren't that bad and I was like don't lie to me, lady Like I got good eyes and shit like you could have said that The fact that she said that gave me some hope so maybe I don't think I could fix these things Again, I'm not like I'm more like a girl's that way. I don't know praise dudes physically. So I don't you go

Yeah, yeah, no, I was trying to bait you into something there I don't I'm just kind of like whatever you didn't take the cheese, dude I have a very attractive dermatologist who's seen my penis multiple times and it's cool You got pimples on your penis. No, it's just I had dry skin. I was dealing with it now that yeah I didn't want to get into this dude I had like this crazy dry skin that I thought was ringworm and turned out it was just eczema Nice, I was putting ringworm cream on my dick for like six months, dude And it just turned my dick like completely red and just it was like elephant graveyard

My half my dick was like Pride Lance the other half was Six months until it finally I fucking showed my I like walked around and paraded my penis to like urgent care Doctor non-stop and then finally I had it they showed it to the dermatologist It was like just she's a babe and she was like, oh try this. It's actually probably it's not that I have eczema everywhere, but my dick dude, it sucks. I had the opposite going on. I had no eczema So I was like, dude, this is definitely ringworm. Yeah, and then only it's mostly on my ass though Like my ass looks like crocodile skin I never want to see my cheeks

Is it genetic or I think it's a diet thing like inflammation. I drink a lot I noticed when I'm eating a lot of sugar. That's when sugar sugar kicks it up Shari stress. Gotcha. Like if you have if your babes aren't acting right, they'll fly right. They'll flare Like you're doing shit. That's bad for my health right now. Oh, you don't give a fuck about that You like don't like what you're doing is killing me and they're like dude fuck off. Yeah, man the fuck up I used to say that to get out of eating pussy. I'll be like, I have a tongue condition where it like it's weaker over time What this problem? It's gonna be a problem for both of us. Why are you getting out of eating pussy? She's like sometimes I don't want to do it. Really. Oh, that's your trip man. I don't love it eating pussy's fun

That's I mean, I respect dudes that don't eat post you not eat You begrudgingly eat pussy. No, I'll eat it, but it's like it's like a kid going to the dentist Like give me a fucking a lollipop after you Do you have like cuz that's foreplayed you have to how do you foreplay yourself up into like you have to be like pushed down No, my dick gets pretty hard Now let's find it used to be weird Oh, yeah, Rob used to have to get sounded because his dick hole was too small So these yeah, I didn't put sticks inside of his hole. Did they really stress you out pause and by

Yeah, and my poppy did it I Poppy put the stick in what poppy my pop Yeah, I thought you're saying you wanted to the poppy store I got some chips and a sickle They didn't like the sandwich toothpicks are fucking hold still pop Your dad fixed your penis hole is your dad a urologist or is he just like is that his passion? He's just really good. I like how like the vet will like teach you how to like give your dog medicine

Like that's how that's what the doctors did with my dad. Oh, they were like here's how you can train your boys bird We're not why didn't they do it wrap his bird and cheese. Why didn't the doctors? Why did they train your dad? I mean who else is gonna do it doctor. Well, I have to do it every day What did you you had a stick something Daniel? You guys have talked about this Plenty of time So every day you have to get hard for this or flaccid think carefully It's just like an after-school thing it was like proper your book back down

We're gonna it was credits. No, it was a what how old were you doing this? I was like like seven Okay, that's that's probably the best time to do it. I thought you're the worst time the best time was like never I Mean if you're you could be like 14 that would be a way 14 would be rough So what was like the breakdown you're gripping your shaft I presume, right? Yeah, yeah You're gripping shaft and he's just fucking what's he sticking down there? Shit's clock

Dude, there's no way a doctor told your dad to stick stuff down your penis. Oh, there's a leaf blower So wait, so so what was the instrument? What was the instrument? It had to be like a specialized it was it was just like a blue plastic stick Damn and did he at least lube it up? No, I don't think he lubed it up or anything to my knowledge. He had a looped it up Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, I kept it for me. Yeah, he probably was he probably also didn't want to you see the stuff He's probably bro Michael special stuff But yeah

Did he ever give you the birds and the bees talk while like fixing your dick? When a fucking boy and a girl like chill chill chill brother chill brother. Yo, do you how hard it? Is this hurt like? It did first and then actually it was Yeah, for sure Treatment go off if you break your penis. I'm in that thing kind of feels good after Damn, dude, that's what was so you were you having like come pisses like how did the doctor figure this out? Was it like shooting to the side or like how do they know you're so Now it was um, I had

I got a like a hernia like an obscure Lee young age And then and then I went to the doctor for that and then there was a little bird play and then they saw what was going on Yeah That sucks, but I do think seven was a good age. You got me thinking seven is good. I had no Like Schmeckle and security. Yeah, like at that age. I'm like this could be the sickest Yeah Weird cuz you like vaguely remember you'd have like dreams about him like why am I thinking about you wouldn't really really remember You're old enough to be like my dad's not, you know

If it would have happened when you were four you'd have thought that aliens was abducting you at night and doing it to you daily now Yeah, like that's how that's how vague the memory would have been you'd have been like Damn, why are you like you have foes picking me up and sticking shit my dick? But because it was seven you actually remember like okay the contacts to be like, you know, I mean Do it as a dad I could never do that to my son. He just would have Transgender surgery I give props to my dad. Yeah, the man. Yeah, that's wild. He had my back in my front I mean did he have a similar set? Oh, no, it was because of a was it because of the hernia or what?

Not it was just something they noticed as an aside How do they notice that though? I gotta go. I want them to look at mine now. Yeah, my dad might have to fix my penis Oh, yeah, how do you know if it's too skinny? That's what I'm saying like I mean it didn't make sense I do kind of like remember like piss like kind of going like Yeah Return the shower head. Yeah, like that sure you had for you're like the contour when you get like the s thing Yeah, yeah, yeah That's too much pressure. Yeah, yeah, that's too much pressure. We'll get off this topic. I don't want to

I'm cool as a cucumber dude, that's what this makes me wildly uncomfortable That's the worst I hate thinking about that so it was just So you just stretch it out over time then you were good that it wasn't like it wasn't like a retainer where you got a Yeah, I think it was just a few months and then I was smooth sailing that gives me hope for my deviated septum I feel like I've been saying forever. I can probably just push it over a little by little Yeah, but everyone's like now it doesn't work that way, but it's like there's more proof Yeah, what did you break in those? I've gotten punched in the face. Oh, okay times. I didn't I don't know if I've ever broke it I don't have a bone here. I've no damn what goes right. Yeah, that's crazy

You were born without that. Yeah, dude, I got one of them in my toe in my toe right here It can bend all the way back. Oh, yeah, he does. I seen it before. Yeah. Oh What you guys bodies What the fuck yo, that's disgusting Touch the back of my head really. Yeah, I don't know if I could do it anymore It was cold and I tried it like a month ago and it kind of hurt Dude, I have not got to get credit for that for like maybe 30 years Just be like

Table and just putting your fucking dogs on the table and being like ladies look We can't legally talk about it, but nothing gets you know, who's you know, what are then bending back for that We can't say nothing gets them fucking But if you know, who's our lesson As a you know what yourself obviously we're talking about right never go into a grade school now For me, you know what so much of you do lunch duty. They don't mention it That sucks dude when teachers just lose the plot and fuck students Yeah

Script like dude, they got to be completely on some level and I'm not excusing it obviously We'd all stomp a pedo teacher right now, but it's like there has to be part of them That's kind of like a ball rolling down a hill where they can't stop themselves. Oh for sure Yeah, you have to know you're going to get busted. Yes kids don't keep secrets. You're going to get caught Exactly, you're going to get caught but they do it and they fucked the kids and it's like dude You know you're getting busted for that my English teacher fuck like for my teammates when I was in high school But she didn't fuck me. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, she bought them like winter coats and all types of things. Yeah Yeah, everybody finds out to and like even the ones where it doesn't happen like lies get spread about

Fucking teachers like fucking wildfire. So if it really happens then everyone's going to know Yeah, that's the best case that's the best case scenario. Everyone knows but you don't get it Yeah, but you don't like get arrested. Yeah, that never was like, yeah, I think that guy's a pedophile Yeah, that uh that that happened to my physics teacher in high school. He got replaced mid-year From like talking to one of the girls in my class like trying to fuck. Yeah, the physics teacher. He got replaced Yeah, I thought you meant like they reassigned him. He was just gone. Well, he hit him with the I'm not fired I quit oh Then he went to another school and then got fired for the same thing

He just loved the little babies Damn That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up man. That's fucked up. That's so nasty Fucking actually J-rock is the one that got my English teacher fired because he fucked her and then we was in We was in class one day and she kicked him out of class and he was like, yo, he's like listen If you want me come detention, I'm snitching. I'm telling they had a lover's quarrel. Yeah She suspended him and then he told She was on the news and everything that that's on her. Yeah, that's that is a bad play on her part

But she thought he was bluffing and he wasn't I mean she also might have been setting him up for the ultimate fucking role-play Right she was taking him a sex detention dude. Yeah, she was oh He fucked up. He was she was setting up a porno. He was gonna have to go up to her after class And you've been very bad. Yeah, damn. Yeah, she was hot. She was nice The biggest ass I've ever seen on the teacher really a big ass in school fucking changed your whole day. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was dealing with like old-dude teachers and then fourth period comes around you got a nice fucking booty to look at They've reveling it though, dude, and that's the problem because I've always been like why would a Lady is a hot lady from what you guys are saying you want to fuck a younger boy true

Yeah, in my case, they never did but yeah me neither Some of my friends. Hey, yeah, but I mean, I don't know. I don't know why I mean Maybe they are genuinely sexually attracted to them But you ever you ever think you were close with one no not like I went to an all-boys school and there was two There was really one lady to I would say but one main one She just had humongous tits and like she completely flaunt at least it to me I would say she I thought she flaunted them and she seemed to kind of revel off the attention Yeah, and I don't want to you know, you know what I can say it for sure she did

Yeah, for sure. But yeah, so but no, I never I never had any court sort of Closing and there's somebody's teachers are 24 25 years old. So you only seven years removed from high school Yeah, and then now you're in charge of all these 16 70 year old boys like what the fuck all the shows They fucking watch are about high schoolers having sex every show girls watch or about high school They just for you. They watch child porn, dude. Yeah, every dude vampire diaries Do watch out Jenny and Georgia on that I've seen all these shows They it's all high school kids having sex. Yeah, I had we had some of that though The what we had a little bit of that it just wasn't like as graphic because it wasn't HBO

Oh, yeah, but like saved by the bell was all about like you want to just make out with that lady You were in high school though true. I wasn't saved by the bell Dosses Creek you give him you could have been an adult prom date though. You're gonna you could have been in college and you know true Yeah, I don't know dude I feel like we hit the like the beginning of like the kids watching internet porn age Yeah, like I was watching crazy shit. Oh, yeah, I missed it. I missed that. I was I was on a VHS tapes in my childhood and the internet porn was when I was in college Yeah, it's still line wire. So like you have to download it and they threw it forever

Dude, see line wire was like sixth grade for me. So I would just like save it to my family computer desktop. I'm fucking Remember my mom fucking yelled at me one day because there was a video saved to the desktop title big bazookas To me it was the coolest thing in the world this lady had the best hits I've ever seen to this day What did your mom say when she saw it? They were in like 480p dude at rule I don't even remember she was pissed though. It's like you can't be doing this on the I tried to like blame it on somebody else Was it a family computer set up? Yeah, dude, that was the I'd rather climb Mount Everest to try to jerk off in like my den again On the family computer is crazy. It's insane. That is like a thrill. It's insane. No, it made me so uncomfortable every time

Yeah, really? Yeah, dude cuz my grandma would walk down the stairs I got caught by my grandma and my dad like weeks apart one time Yeah, they caught him with arms dude They like talk to each other and or was it both isolated? No, it was isolated my grandma caught me But it was like she was old so I kind of don't know if she fully caught it But she knew yeah, and then my dad dude. I was like jerking off one time Without porn this is like before you could watch it on like a phone or anything in the kitchen. No I was in my room just like fully in the zone just thinking about it

And my dad like opened the door and I heard him through my fucking like Like through my haze. He was like drew Way too deep your butt was probably raised off the bed You're probably bridging I Forget what it's after that big dude stop jerking off Ignoring me he needed something like it wasn't like it. I'll come back later. What you gotta stop that. That's the guy ain't knock it off That's horse play

Yo jacking off the memory seems impossible. I do it. I'm off. I've been off the porn since August really yeah, so you go all just Mental fucking rule the imagination rules. That's imagination Damn, are you kidding me? You can picture the porn that's never been made. Yeah, you can do it I mean, I've I've hopped time periods. That's my new thing. You're fucking rich. I'll go to like a Roman I'll be a Roman prince. I don't have to be me dude. I'll be a Roman be a prince dude of Water made will come in with my pot of water. You strike me as a guy that likes erotica. Did I do? Yeah, I had to deny I had to deny myself game those game dude. I'm all I

was in Cincinnati and I was like dude I came back especially when I'm when I'm at home as easy for me not to watch porn when I do stand up It's like I want to go to sleep and there's we all have the eject button when it's like bro I've been in this world long enough days over, but your body needs to calm down Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't have to explain it to you guys, you know, for sure. I'm about to go to sleep But dude, I was like I was in the throes of it, dude Just in bed like fuck I'm not watching porn and all of a sudden I went dude

Just read a little little erotica and I was so close and I went it's all all Rosalie did the same thing Yeah, I said no that night. I had a dream about cutting the head off a snake It was pretty cool you dreamed about freedom would you cut it off with I had like some sort of like stick or something I kind of violently like jabbed its head off. It was pretty cool I was with I was walking a trail with my family. There's a dead snake in the path. Yeah I was like hold on guys and I went It was dead Fucking snake my community serpent and I fucking

Hack the head off of it. I was like trails clear. Let's go guys and I woke up like damn I got rewarded. Yeah, that shit fucking rules killing a snake brings good luck. Yeah, actually. I looked it up Apparently is a good it's like a good. Oh, I'm gonna kill some dreams Yeah, my my brother killed a snake with a rake recently really and it was no like a big-ass like water moccasin What yeah up and up state, New York a rake. Yeah chop the right in half Christ Anna No, it's good stuff dude. We've had good fortune in the house ever son. Yeah What are my sins our gardenies fucking what are they the crock? Yeah, oh the yeezys blizz gave us I mean, they're actually they are knockoffs

They're not they're not real. No, he he got some off Alibaba and I was wearing them They gave me like blisters on my head. That is disgusting. You should burn those You can't wear fake the fake yeezys bruh, I thought they were cool They gave you blisters. Yeah, they fucked me up. Well, see the thing with knockoffs is that that is a Like a Chinese war tactic like they'll give you knockoff shoes because what happens over time it ruins your back Yeah, your knees. Yep, you can't fight a war with bad knees bad back The purses the fake purses probably give ladies like fucking yeah shoulder displays Yeah, dude man

I almost taxed to do it like midnight the other day cuz I was watching a fucking Chinese thing on the internet And I wanted to know if you'd heard about this, but what have you seen there? They're training their their kids in like elementary school to go to war Really, they're shooting rocket launchers and shit kind of rules Finally something practical. Oh, yeah, Japan kind of did something similar though, and they had a very bad outcome The Japan was like raising you from school age to like that's the enemy get them, you know America I don't know if you know this we dropped to nuclear So yeah, America doesn't like that kind of stuff. No, what do you think might happen about this whole balloon thing?

I think it was bullshit. Honestly. There's no way. There's no way. They didn't see We have the whole map the whole earth satellite it out true. We have Google Earth So there's no way we didn't see that fucking I think there's some conspiracy shit Wars some shit They don't even we're probably at war with countries right now. It's all economic now. Yeah, I didn't be capping yo Yeah, I don't think the balloon was real cuz they said it was in Montana Then I went to Canada then Wyoming then it got shot down over the Carolinas all in a day And I don't know how fast balloons travel, but I don't think it's that damn fast

Yeah, I know how cars work and it didn't hit any power lines. Yeah, right balloons always hit the power lines True apparently a lot of power outages are caused by mylar balloons hitting the power lines Damn, but yeah, dude. We have the technology. We could have went up with a drone and like Grabbed it with a like a switcherobot and like brought it down and like saw what it was Yeah, they're like we're hushing it. They could have fucking that was bullshit. I think it was bullshit Yeah, I don't know. I to me. I saw that one. That's that's balloons. Don't scare me because also I was telling somebody this other day But like our biggest fear with China was like they got supersonic jets and like the fact that it's a fucking hot air balloon up there

Yeah, I don't even get it. I could have thrown a fucking ninja star and taking a whole shit out Yeah, you could have popped it. Yeah, just let it go on up a little higher in the atmosphere would have popped it true Yeah, oh, that's like what are they spying on though? It's like maybe they're like taking web information or it's It makes no sense information. Everyone's taking everyone's information right now. It's worthless now. Yeah, true So it's like and you would do it on the internet rather than with a fucking balloon over Wyoming is nothing there Fuck are you putting a balloon over? Yeah mad Elk out here

Right now they're saying the balloon's been there for years now. They're like trumped into it trumped it missed the balloon During Trump and Trump missed the balloon. What yo, it's fucking not. I think it's complete fucking I don't know much about China or balloons, but I know helium yo, and it doesn't last that long true. Yeah now for new Years. Yeah, that's actually kind of an advanced technology. I get where they remote controlling that balloon to Also, what a bad device or as a spy balloon. Yeah, that's so stupid I guess it did kind of look like a cloud though. It's like a white circle had me fooled I didn't I didn't I did I failed as a patriot. I didn't see I didn't start looking at the sky a little more carefully

We saw where this weekend we saw where JFK got assassinated. Oh, did you really hell? Yeah, how was it? Oh, it's fucking amazing. It's obvious that that's not how it happened Yeah, there's no way he could have made that shot from that window because like the window is facing like this way and Then he gets hit like over here So he would have had to like he'd had to lean out the window with the rifle everybody with a song Yeah, like everybody would have saw him if he did that shit. He would have had to be like a top tier marksman Well, I think it was like from a fence or something you thought it's from a fence Well, that's right. It's where it came from people say from the sewers

Okay, so I'm gonna say there ain't right when it happens if you watch the video somebody like opens an umbrella It's a bunch of weird shit with that shit. Yeah, it's a bunch of weird shit Dude, I'm on a conspiracy right now and it's obviously isn't the most savory one But you saw the movie. Did you guys all see a movie you people? Yeah, I got a conspiracy there It's something there something's going on. There's something a went nuts and all the so I think I think again This isn't the hottest take. Yeah, I think Jews might be punishing black people with you people It's the worst dude, I'm not gonna say whatever it is what it was But you got to tell me Kanye said what he said obviously you don't have to agree with it

I don't agree with it. I don't I think it's terrible what a lesser man would it's terrible, dude But all of a sudden they have Jonah Hill taking down the Queen dude. Yes. He's ex-wife. Yes All of a sudden she's in bed with like in Jonah Hill's SpongeBob ass, dude She didn't like that either you could Like that was an attack dude. That was an absolute. I saw that I want every romantic scene. They just hugged Watching my leave it watching my least favorite actor take down my favorite dead rat Wife fucking bothered. That sucks. What rapper's wife was she nipsy? Ex-wife still and they played like three of his songs in the movie. I didn't see the end of it

So I can't speak so they CGI to kiss like somebody like stop. Are you serious? Yes, like look it up That's only the one It's the one at the end. That's the real kiss. No, it's no it's his CGI You really did not want to kiss you didn't want to kiss them. That'll be a power move if they claymation the kids Chicken run the kids Yeah, I saw that I could be wrong could just be you know two people had an idea about it seems a bit like a punishment right now Yeah, yeah, take it down the Queen. No, you might be right. That's just sick Take it down the Queen like oh, yeah, it's cool. You guys think you're the Jews. Oh, well check this out

They burnt the fucking the koofy they did burn What's a koofy and then they took down it's It's fucked up. You don't know this. It's a Muslim. Yeah, I'm okay. I didn't know yamaka was spelled yarmalook either I was like what the fuck I was like why they keep saying it's what the fuck's a yarmalook, and I'm like yamaha Yeah, they did burn the koofy. Is it CGI? Why do they see you? I the kiss? Yeah, he isn't he had the only funny part he had the only funny part we guys talking about cracking up the whole time Was great

Yeah, I thought it was relatable honestly. It's just a Jewish Rap podcaster with his black lesbian friend This black lesbian friend Pockets are in it. I do that crying in my gear. Yeah, guys want to be me so bad I took the most offense in the whole movie. What the fuck is this? It's not how it is being a white podcaster the black lady They think Shane look like Sam Jay I didn't even think about it like that Jesus Christ

They do look alike. That's crazy. Yeah She's gonna punch you in the belly, dude No, I like that. That's a compliment. He's gonna punch you in the belly But yeah, I was cracking up the movie is cracking me up the whole time I was watching all of a sudden I saw I went Wait a second. What the fuck that's when it all together. I'm like, this is fucking this is evil, dude It is evil. I was saying the movie was anti-semitic It was nobody Everyone's pissed but now they're saying it's anti-semitic. They're saying the movie. I mean I don't ask me why someone sent me a clip of Israeli news

Which I don't think if you're not Jewish don't watch that I'm not for you, but it was like this movie elevated black culture and just destroyed Jewish culture It didn't elevate black culture, but it did destroy Jewish culture. It was more and I was how did it end? That's what I was wondering. I mean they just get married and kiss at the end. It's bull. Both parents are like Yeah, we are pretty similar the pair the parents help them get back because they break up and then the parents help them get back together And they have to what what's it? They both have to come to agree. Is there an agreement like yeah? You know what Jewish people and black people actually do have a similar structure. They reach that or is it never know they have They have something like that where like the parents both apologize for like their wrong doings throughout

Yeah, and then that yeah, it's all like a big fucking pow wow Resolves nothing though because I even so like I feel like the most damn thing that said in the whole movie is when Sam Jay is like black people and white people would never get along cuz y'all did too much fucked up shit That's just not first of all you can't speak for every fucking body like what the fuck and that's not true It was a script. Yeah, it was a script. It was propaganda That's blackish and Jonah Hill the guy who does blackish I forget his name and Jonah Hill got together and like this will be a good move on that's great wrote it down Anthony Anderson That guy's not Anthony Anderson. No, he's another the writer of black. Yeah, I forget his name

But yes, it was an interesting movie man I only get to watch movies in like 20 minute chunks. Yeah, I have little kids all like I watched 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes And I was like again It was I was just rolling the whole time and then I saw all of a sudden I went Can you bears that's yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It was a crazy movie. It was very nuts Yeah cuts to like sneakers were pissing me off. Yo, I was bothering the fuck out of me that sucks Like cool shoe. I was just like it was nuts. Yeah, like stop trying to don't put hip shit in movies And never put up never put somebody who their profession is a podcaster and don't do that

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Just ends it right here You're talking about filling the podcasting prophecy Yourself, we need to end on top dude I don't want to end like the office. Yeah before people start bringing up stuff. You said five years ago Dude, it's all been pretty good Remember when he had a cool podcast and played free bird. That's all I want people to remember. Yeah, that's true Damn, you don't want to basically you don't want to be Jordan playing baseball is what you're saying. Exactly. There you go You don't have to do all that. Mm-hmm, but what's Jordan up to now? He's a gambler, right? He's a game right here

He's beasted dude. Yeah always constantly beasting imagine how much pussy he still gets Gotta be crazy. Gotta be nuts. Do you think he even bothers like? Yeah, maybe not I think you can get so much pussy that you're just like dude He got so much pussy that his son is now getting fucking the pussy that fell off the tree That's what I'm saying. I think it's probably true Wife Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippin hate each other and now he's like yo son go fuck that guy's wife and he's doing it That's the shit sounds like a sequel The best way to get back to your enemies is to have a son raise them to be a nice strong bright young boy

And then send them right towards your enemy's wife Like imagine that flax being like your enemies being like bro, I don't even have to fuck your wife My son is I passed She's good. She's nice. How old is she? I mean she got surgery face though. Yeah, I think she's Kind of what I if I was Michael Jordan, I probably have to fuck nothing but like surgery face ladies Yeah, that's what it's got to be the final frontier to be like, let me just fucking do this You know what I mean? She is beautiful

I can't get into it, but I feel like that's like upper-level pussy stuff of like just oh for sure a lady Who's been look at those dude tremendous cans on her. Okay, can I get a peek? Let me see him large She's not yeah, they're divorced why oh that's they have his wives later. Where's his first one? No one's talking about Karen McCallum. That's his first wife 1988 to 1990. Oh, she was probably a dog I That's kind of my type Yeah, Karen McCallum's your type

Yeah, yeah, I can get into that dude back in the day dude. I love like an old Fat-tip. Oh, we gotta get robbed of Mrs. Johnson. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm into like I fell into Nerd pussy a long time ago. It's kind of nice. It is nice nerd pussies like no one talks about it Yeah, I obviously had it, but yeah a lot each always switched up into good. She looks like fucking Ariana Grande Aventured a BBW Renaissance. She does she oh, yeah, I see you're saying she's got yeah Like you see that without makeup in the morning you like bitch take this man's Love you know never see like in a little mermaid when like Ursula has those like little trap souls in a jar Yeah, probably they look like yeah makeup. It's like four lips

Trap soul Like damn damn, dude. Yeah, that sucks for Pippin, man Would I hit a surgery face? I've hit surgery faces. No, I'm saying what you get one. Oh, would I get surgery on my face? Hell yeah, what like Botox you know what depending on how legendary we get I'm thinking about going full Michael Jackson Yep, take my nose up. I'm gonna go white and y'all to go black We'll be the most famous motherfuckers ever if we do that if you guys transracial. Yes, we go transracial look like Johnny Mathis next month Just sitting in Christmas Carol What's the procedure to go to go black? They say it's problematic. They say you're not supposed to do it

You can get melanin injections. Yeah, really? Yeah, there was a um, this white lady. I don't know if she was German I have a family or any coming up for my wife's family. I'm like Yes, I guess Just touch it up a little and it's like now I'm turning to a debarge Walking they play a I'm calling me Chico I Might spend all my money on that Just slowly, but surely make dude. I remember when our beginning of COVID

They were saying like Chinese people were turning black when they got the back or they're getting COVID They're like it's turning Chinese people like it was turning them to having like really dark skin. Who was saying this? It was COVID was turning black people gay don't a vaccine. Mm-hmm. Was it really? Then his balls get huge I Thought he says balls got huge Nicki Minaj I'm a lot of trouble for that for saying her well the first strain of COVID black people couldn't get right Yeah, the first one we couldn't guess that really we was untouchable that first and that next one is what they said Yeah, I think I was the first black person to have it probably from podcasts with these two fucking

Enjoy Did you really yeah early we the reason great room guy shut down Remember you were saying in the heat of it. You're like I could smell it Yeah, after I caught it I could smell it what you're saying when it's coming near you or just a game You know like if somebody else has it Like a bomb dog dude, yeah, like there were multiple open mics where we was in there And I was like bruh is COVID over there We gonna stay on this side and then afterwards we get like an email or like a DM like yo the bartender had cool

And I'm like I told you I smelled it over there with this bitch was that God. What's the smell like? kind of like Kind of like a copper Mix with like chlorine I had a weird I didn't fucked up taste in my mouth after COVID for like two months That's the smell it was it smells like the taste. It's disgusting. Yeah, I would like go like I like push the back I go like this pause push it back in my throat

And like fluid would like come out of like my it wasn't like boogers it was fluid. Yeah, don't I was calling it sirex fluid That shit comes out of them. Yeah, it was like it was like a machine. It was fucked up, dude. Yes. Yeah Yeah, very um Metallic machine type of yeah, dude. I'm telling you that that I think now you can say openly like that was made in the lab It definitely was made in the lab. Yeah, I can't wait to see what they make next. Yeah The next one's gonna be when they do like whooping cough 2.0 It's gonna be nice. Yeah, I don't even think they should be focusing on diseases and just like go fall into robots and shit I don't know dude

There's still there was that whole product Veritas stuff for the guy allegedly from Pfizer was saying like yeah We've been I saw that video strange to I saw that stinks, dude There's what it the for them they're saying like if we can like make a bunch of new ones and just just like go through Systematically and try to map out every single evolution as virus can take me which first of all they're leaving out I'm sure environment shapes the evolution 100% so like lab versus real world, you know What don't get me started to you don't biogenetics But you see what's happening in China now there's some type of fungus attack and everybody's lungs. Really? Yeah That's the last people don't consider fungus. They don't consider fun guy, bro

That's literally the last Shit yeah, and it's attacking people's lungs in China, dude. It's always China I don't know. I feel like the COVID for me made me go like well if I'm gonna die. Maybe I'll die Maybe I won't I just don't think about it. I'm like, yeah, if I die. I'm gonna die I'm not gonna like if fuck it sit in my house for four years. How the fuck that you can't be scared Especially dude when 80 year olds are like we'll make sure kids. It's like bro. You're 80 dude Go out like a fucking warrior. Yeah, you lived already. Yeah, don't be holding everyone's life That's that's how I feel about that senior citizens should joust

Should be fighting them my thing is like dude if you're 80 and you're still afraid of death It's like dude you failed in your life a hundred percent you're 80 years old and you're like nah I don't want to see Grandkids or my kids because I might it's like bro fucking. Yeah, you try ass on the horse with the pole Yo, yeah, it's like bro go out like a warrior. Yeah, where are you sitting with death? Or are you afraid of it still or the only reason right now is because I want my kids to get all exactly Once my kids are like they can drive. I would say 20 in their 20s So as long as I can download enough of my information in them

I'll be way more at peace. But that's the only reason I worry about it night. Are you nervous about the after or are you cool with? It's just blank I'll be back into the mother substance, bro. This is just yeah. Yeah, this is just one reality. He knows I'll be back in the movie from the pool of conscious. This is all borrowers. This is all borrowers I'm trying to figure it out myself. Yeah, dude. This is all borrowed materials He got him the cow ate him it died you ate the cow you ate this barred all the molecules essence We go right back. Yeah. Yeah, I'm reading a book right now where they talk about how The way they explain a conscious universe because it doesn't make any sense

How does consciousness arise in an unconscious universe? Mm-hmm doesn't make sense You have a emergence theory where they're like like slowly comes on like well exactly where does like you know It can draw a distinction between what's exactly conscious and where does it start and stop? Yeah, you know I'm saying with an animal like a dog Okay, it's kind of conscious. What about this? What some people say that? Every single molecule is consciousness to like the most infinitesimal degree. Yeah, that makes sense But what they're trying to figure out is how do they compound do they compound into like a human kind? But yeah, I don't know right what if you become fossilized though. I Mean, that's just your body or shit though. Yeah, but then it's it doesn't go anywhere dude

You're just stuck between two rocks. Where does the so where's the consciousness go? That's what I'm saying It stays in you your brain could just be more of like a Wi-Fi receptor Consciousness Yeah, you be all fine. Yeah, once you stop paying you're done. Oh, I don't know I just tell myself this is makes me feel good if I'm gonna be like yeah, everything is empty It's like just feel terrible your body's designed to believe in something other than yeah Oh, 100% affects your body if you think you're gonna die and like this is it. No, but it's like it's bad for your health There's no way of proof. You have no way of proving it. Very Joe. You're signing up for a belief system

That's gonna just destroy your health and make you a pussy 80-year-old. Yeah, sometimes I get too high before bed And I'm just like yeah my heart's pounding Gonna wake up tomorrow and like I have come to peace with it because we already have our replacements for the pod So it's like yeah, we have our back. It is what it is, dude. Here's your backup. What do you have understudies for this? Yeah If Rob dies we're getting Alonzo hamburger Jones to replace him nice if I die Ryan foster replaces me Nice and if Naim dies earthquake replaces We got big dogs

We have them on paper they already signed contracts Oh Hamburger knows dude. I want to start taking their page out of Dame Dash's book for pot He might be he's my favorite person to watch interview right now. I was telling you guys before we saw the asshole He's kind of me. He's the best he brings dude You see the one he did the breakfast club and he brings you know, he brings an og with him. Yeah This is my oh gee. It's like dude. I some guy. Yeah, it's so gee, bro His title and if they pull up a title card og Rob

I Just sits back there with sunglasses the entire time. I was like, that's the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life He's like I only go have someone with my og and then he calls the breakfast club Chattie patties the entire time. He's like, why are you guys talking about other men? That's for good He's dickhead, but it's so he's so fucking funny. He is way too old to be rolling around with an og Yeah, you can't be 50 with an og Oh

The sickest move and he's like, I don't know tell him right. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's all he says. It's the best He's like, yo, how many parties I throw last week And then he'll come out and he chimes in a couple every now and again, dude It's the coolest shit to have someone sitting there. Yeah, he is probably like 50 in the thing Yeah, it's like seven years ago. He asked his og. Oh, how many parties I throw last week to he's gonna be three He's like, yeah, it's probably like two three OG's ruin fun, bro I used to roll around all these open mics with OG's and they ruin fun really you can't do white people things with your og there

Bruh, you got a fucking Face That's actually a fair point No, Tyrone Tyrone was kind of an og and he was fun Tyrone used to throw ice at the audience He would sign up at every open mic and just grab ice out of his cup and start So hey, why would they take you aside and be like Hell yeah, what do they want you to do besides that just be cool Yo, they want me to go on stage do my shit and then just chill the fuck out

Yeah, I just stand up against the wall and chill, bro. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, you got to keep your composure But being composed sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're out of pocket Do you think an og would fuck with the cruise do you think I could get an og I think at first, but you know what you do, bro You gotta get an og cruise you're out here Questions an og would break this down to you right away Here's what happens when we die Here's when and when you shouldn't eat pussy. It'd be yeah No, all the rules to life. I'm on the path for an og

Find one, bro. You have to find one get some work Yeah, pick up some work get some get like a quarter pound front. So you'll get an og You have to get some work I mean how else would you get you have to I don't know maybe there's another route But yeah, I know you can probably I brought a couple old you remember I brought cousin Peter round the raven Everybody up with his hookers He just tried self-pussy It's a good place for it. Yeah. Oh perfect

Awesome He made a killing that night He also kind of forced it a lot of time cuz he's like Been known to kind of be kind of strong-handed He said yo, you won't get your dick. So I said, hell, yeah So he was like, all right. I got somebody for you. So then the lady came so he's like Pull up the lady was yeah, she pulled up. She came in so then he's like, all right. He's like How much money you guys have been like what I didn't

I just got him you're done after that. Yeah, you can't sit there with a pimp and be like, well, I didn't know money was involved It's gonna be just nothing but cool saying like nothing's free I Don't think shit's free. I'm just saying you just you have to just pay We said we called a hooker to go to what we when I played rugby We're down in Washington DC and we thought it'd be funny to call a hooker to our coach's room and the pimp showed up and was furious Door and was like, no what the fuck and that guy was like he came out was just like what the fuck What pretty there's a fucked up thing for us to do

Because we all sat in our rooms and watch like Wake up shut the door and I saw the pimp pissed and I had to use just like Maybe he paid maybe she sucked his dick actually maybe he paid him was like fuck it That's such a crazy life to you pimping is so crazy. It's the worst way to make a living. It's terrible I mean, that's it's a terrible thing to do. It's a horrible horrible thing But they figure out a way to make it look so it looks the coolest. It's terrible. It's literally almost one of the worst things But I don't think it's like what you picture in fucking Friday, like they're not all wearing purple coats and fur hats No, no, no, and that's what fucked everybody up at Ravenland because they was like, yo, how are you put to know your cousin's a pimp?

He don't dress like a pimp. I'm like nobody Dude I used to I just sell weed to this guy and he was he was like a family man at his own business at his whole thing going But he like like you like cook so every now and again I like we would go way it out and I'd see the white powder on a scale and I go brother What the fuck you doing? He'd be like and I was way younger than him technically He could my oh, do you ever have your OG slide out of line on you? Yeah, so you have to check them every now Because I was like, bro, what are you doing? He had to be like dude fuck off all of a while And then he'd be like, yeah, I've been hanging out this pimple. I was like, dude

Chilling the mump is tough stuff, dude Yeah, when you when you when you part should say this when you party your way to the pimp You need to turn around and run back, dude Another level of the party You by the running the fit and all it Yeah, remember him be like dude, it's all good. I just need to like this dude held it down I you know, I can respect this on some level where he was like I tell my wife I need two weeks to myself. It's like I just need to collect myself and he goes and I fully bug out

He's like everything I party as hard as a human can like party for two like that. I'm back But it got away from him. Obviously, damn. It's a good move. That's crazy It's cool in theory, but it's like dude, you have to do the exact opposite. Yeah, it's not sustainable do that at all Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can't just be like I'm gonna do this for two weeks and be chill Yeah, I guess in like short periods why two whole weeks why not not like one night This dude party that's crazy. He said he went to jail a long time ago for someone He was like younger He went to jail for selling coke and he said his brother would just show up to the jail and fill up tennis balls and throw him over the

Wall and he's gonna make more money selling coke and jail than anywhere Oh, yeah, everything's caused way more money. Yeah, you wait out in the yard and the tennis ball would hit and you just go Damn walk over to it and grab it It was like some shitty like local it was using like a cathing's in county jail, too, okay Yeah, it makes more sense at the county and he's just yeah, I've heard they're better the county jails are worse than I was locked up a bomb CFCF for 18 months That shit was the worst really I was there and then I was at pick and then how's the corrections then I went back this How long?

This was I was 19. This is my sophomore year there for 18 months sophomore year college Yeah, I thought you can't do it more than two years there. You can't get three years is county life. Yeah, it's yours Yeah, three 36 months is county life. Yeah, I've heard it's the worst. I've heard County Jail So I was talking to my friend. He had to go upstate and I'm like all that sucks He's like dude so much better. Yeah, they get TVs and shit. Yeah, and they're so they can smoke in the cell They can do all they can do They got a football team Football teams up. Are they really? Yeah, I've seen the videos on tic-tac. Yeah

Dude, if Tracy Morgan was my cheerleaders, I'd be like That's a good jail cheerleader Gardini should we go into the patreon where we at here? Perfect perfect perfect perfect beautiful beauty beauty. Yeah, dude That's unbelievable. Yeah, I've thank God it there's part of me That's like kind of curious what it would be like in jail, but I'm happy I've never known There's there's no reason to be curious Yeah, I totally agree I'm glad I've never gone but I there was part of me for a while like

I'd be curious to see what it's got. There's got to be something you get out. You could do it 60 days in I mean, it's funny. I have to put you like this. You meet a lot of funny-ass people That's what my friend was telling me. Yeah, it's just because you it does eventually turning to just hanging with the boys Chill as long as you're not a pussy as long as you like know people that's in there already then it's kind of like Oh, we just we're just chillin You know that he said he said he actually kind of liked it He was like he sucked but then there was parts of it. He's like they were really yeah You know, you're not thinking about bills. You're not thinking about your girl. You're not thinking about anything

You just hanging with the boys lifting weights playing ball Eating chilling. Yeah, that part's cool. Yeah jacking off. Yeah. Yeah, can you jerk off easily in jail? Yeah, it's so yeah, it's super easy in jail. I mean y'all you do is just know about the brocode Yeah, and what you do is this so when you everyone gets it when you get there You got to get the top bunk because bottom bunk is always jack off bunk because that's where you hang your sheet from so Can't nobody see you so you ever you ever you get locked up and Don't take that bottom bunk. I thought bottom bunk was alpha bunk. Fuck. No, really. Hell. No, damn You don't want bottom, but that's the top bunk was bitch. No, that's that's also easy bunk to fuck somebody up one, too

Oh, yeah, I'm coming in kick you in your fucking face. What if you fall out of the top bunk? Oh, your life is done When I was asked for the bumpers I'd rather sleep in the jack-off bunk. They didn't be safe low to the ground In the jack-off bunk sounds like it rules. No, cuz then I'm a jack-off on your bed What do you mean? I need I need I have to use your bed a jack-off. I got a hanging chair over the crow's nest up the top I would just turn over Then you're vulnerable I'm already here. You know what I mean?

Rome I guess yeah, I'm taking a shit in front of people. Oh, yeah, it's just like the toilet right there What's that? It's all it is right there. Yeah, well put it like this if you're if you If this to the point where you and your celly cool. Yeah, you're not gonna just shit while he there But if it's on some like y'all just put me in this cell, I don't know this guy I'm shit right in front of you, bro. You got the smell of this. You know I Mean unless he's just cool unless you walk in and he's just super cool with you from the beginning. What's up? I'm such a son. All right. We we going by civilized outside rules. We'll be nice to each other. Yeah, dude my so I

Knew two people who were in Delaware County Jail during COVID and apparently that was like the worst because it's like you didn't all the cases got halted Yeah, forever. There was like heat would break and it would just be freezing. There's there's no there's short staff So the older guy knew who was in there was saying you would sit there and hit the call button for it Like I see our guard to come and you'd be like because if like you had it They wanted to see like dude, we're older dudes like we had a heart attack in here We don't know like yeah, I'll go help us people were sick. These were getting COVID the heat broke He said it was like 55 degrees in there

Damn, so they hit the button to see if it's like they they shorten I guess the work staff So these like dude you'd hit me hit it all night. No to come you were just on your own all night So like a dude had like a stroke or heart attack because ever they were all paranoid about COVID Like you just we're gonna die. You're on you're truly sure. I mean that's even before COVID like when I was locked up This was what 2000 no no no 2007 8 some shit like that It was when I was graduating college So look, I was actually in college came home from spring break

My girlfriend at the time got in the fight the cops tried to lock her up. I started fighting the cops. Oh They locked me up honorable six cops charge me They each charged me two counts of felony on the officer So my bail was like a hundred grand ten grand with a ten percent. Yeah So my mom was like look, she said we gave the bail you out But then you're gonna have to fight it with a pug defender. Yeah, she's like or you can sit and we'll get you a lawyer So I just I didn't think it would take 18 months. So I was just sitting fucking, you know, yeah, that sucks Yeah, that shit was crazy. You did the right thing though. Oh, hey, I don't have a record there

I had a record if I wouldn't have done that shit. Oh, yeah, I'm saying just by fighting Look it back on it. Would you have just been like, well, you did do a crime? I mean, well, she's my ex-wife now. So maybe I shouldn't I wouldn't Everything the same exact way that was an honorable thing to do. Yeah. Oh, but what I was saying was when I was there overnight some so like They'll segregate you by like religion and like how bad your crime was What I did they made it they had me with like five star

Like that was in there for like homicides and shit like that. Yeah. So there's one guy. Can you imagine being a petty Muslim? No Yes This African guy he was Muslim and he got like the for child support, but so they must have fucked up his paperwork Oh, he was on our block. So his cell he was locked up for like two attempts and like a homicide And he fucking in the middle of the night He tied the guy's arms to the fucking bed and Yep, he tied his arms to the top of the bed and then tied his legs

This is ridiculous No, he said you are the captain now he said please stop fucking me in my ass Who gets right don't get county He ripped the fuck out of this guy. No, dude, the guy was like the for child support Why did the guy the guy is fucked in because or is he like Like he was just a crazy ass guy because the African guy said that they had prayed together earlier that day He was like, yo, we made a lot together like I didn't Then he fucked up, but you know the good thing wait he kissed and tell him he did he was like fuck me

Could you believe it? Hell yeah, did he really like he was just talking about no, no He freaked out like he was like he was screaming like shit was crazy And then when the CEOs came to like help him the guy put it like a You know like a fashion knife to him. It was like I'm gonna fucking kill him They said that he fucked them some more water CEOs watch Crazy, bro, were you hearing this or this is just in your general vicinity. No, I put it like this the night that night I heard like screams and shit

But you know, so like I heard I heard the screams and shit But you were here shit like that every night because some people just cry My kids gotta break you man That's just horrible, but the guy they ended up letting them out because they ruined them and then he sued him And he got like 1.8 million dollars. So he made some money. Yeah, he made some money worth it Yeah Damn, I wonder what he did. Do you think he went back to Africa or to stayed here? Oh, I hope you That would have been awesome dude 1.8 mil. Oh, yeah, that's you're rich for ever go back to Africa with that

He might have bought the whole thing That's also perilous though to be in Africa, but how'd you get all his money be like One of the lottery you say I won the lottery Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, that's nice to work with dudes from my Liberian So they would watch guys gay guys get like thrown in tires and they don't fire. Oh down the hill Liberians are crazy. Yeah, it was pretty nice. Yeah, that's a damn dude. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's horrible for that guy 1.8 mil. Yeah, 1.8

So the guy tied him up and then just fucked him. Yeah, yo, you can't do that The guards is the worst Seriously Yeah, that that's a that's gluttony Because he probably had he's already had fucked them once you gotta fuck them again It's an old proverb I Poor guy. Well, hopefully he's enjoying his wealth

Half of that went to his kids mom. Oh, what's up? His payment went up like 30 This guy's continually getting fucked This never end Damn if I were him, I'll be like, yo, what gives Let's go to the patreon. Um, I have to say guys plug all your stuff. Pull your stuff up. Oh dude fucking Thanks for having us. Yeah, do ragging the deer tag podcast and check out our patreon Com slash do ragging the deer tag. Obviously support the guys. Obviously the best

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