Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 446 - Butts (feat. Anthony Moore)

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Ant and The We Want Moore Podcast  Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com HELLO. The D.A.W.G.Z. are back with our ol' pal Anthony Moore. We talk a lot about bootiez this ep, but we also talk about other things. You must listen to the We Want Moore podcast and go see Ant at Helium Philly June 28. Please enjoy. God Bless you.  Support the show by going to https://www.HamiltonDevices.com and use code DRENCHED15 for 15% off Get 25% OFF @ trueclassic with Promo Code DRENCHED at https://trueclassictees.com/DRENCHED #trueclassicpod Visit http://http://babbel.com/DRENCHED for up to 55% off learning a new language

God, oh hello. Okay, stop looking at Sean's haircut dude. It's so Sean looks like it's fucking he got a haircut. He looks like he's 10. It looks like it's it looks like a school photos haircut dude. Yeah, dang dude spirits are high in here. No, no, it's with us. No, it's you know, he's being arrogant. No, it's here. Lamar isn't a bad movie too. Is he grumpy? Yeah, Lamar is grumpy. Everyone's while he gets grumpy. I don't be Lamis on my hands.

Bees are sending me a video puke on yourself this week. Bzmz got them. Bzmz got them. We're at the show. And Helium, I saw him. I got puke on my pants. What happened? How'd you puke on yourself? What happened? Huh? You know, sometimes you just do a lot and you gotta get be can get it out. What were you doing? Just I was drinking too much. Oh, really?

To drink. You drank too much and you puke to deal him. Yeah. So I wouldn't feel bad the next day. He forced it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So you forced puke for God on your pants. Yeah. Yeah. I spilling. The collision did it there. Yeah. Yeah. I puke forgot on your pants The pollution did it there. Yeah, yeah, I puke on the floor too. I had to clean it up in there I'm healing me through up on the I had to clean that wasn't intentional That one was a mistake. Yeah I just kind of had something like that the night that on way more everybody The night at a the seller party, the after holiday party. I blacked out.

Nice. Yeah. I blacked out. You don't even drink. Yeah. I don't drink it all and I blacked out and I threw up all over my bare phone floor. It was actually it was crazy.

Did you wake up to it too? Yeah. It was like, it was to the point where I started throwing up and I tried to clean it up with people like with with toilet paper and the clock in my toilet. So now it was just everywhere. So I was like drinking. Um, everything. I think I was. Yeah.

I definitely was. You're going to get sick off a fucking anise. You do not drink at all. Are you like, have you ever drank? I do drink every once in a while. I got you, but not a lot. But when I do, I get drink every once in a while. Gosh, but not a lot. But when I do, I get fucked up. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm like a little kid. To the A-T-Rock immediately. You got slammed. I thought Hennessy was so cool when I was in high school. And I just couldn't drink it. I'm like, this is so nasty. What was the other one? What was the other one?

It had like a cute, like, ex- Is it hypnotic? Hypnotic. Is it hypnotic? It's blue, isn't it? Yeah, shit. Hypnotic. No, no, Hen I'm getting old, I will like, Tennessee is terrible, but you drink it to get you at a certain

police. Yeah, they all worked that way, though. Yeah. Yeah. And it's so I was so pumped I was in high school, I had the bottle, I was like, dude, this is the best. And I was like, yuck. Yeah. Go ahead and do it. And Kavasi, I passed the like yuck. Yeah, go ahead and do it and Kovacia Pass the Kovacia cool bottles. I'll say yeah Tell the get them true True I got him oh

Man Alex nasty. Yeah, what's going on dude? None much got a new podcast. Yeah. What's it called? It's called We Want More. We Want More, oh yeah, because of your last name, I like it. Yeah, it's um, it should have some work. Podcasts? Yeah.

Podcasts Life, dude. It's the pod life. It's hard work. Everyone wants a pod life, I'm like, you don't understand it. Yeah. If it was easy, everybody would do it. Podcasting one hour a week is like doing 60 hours of a normal job. Yes.

Podcast was a Patreon, that's a 100 hour work week. Easily. Mentally? Mentally? And it's also tough. Because what I'm trying to do, I don't want to be like, you see these TikTok podcasts, where they just pandering different relationship advice and just arguing just arguing about like who should pay rent and stuff like that That's what I'm trying to do

In the studio now there's other ones too. There's there's TikTok podcasts where it's just like husband like a wife is like And it's really hard for me when I have to think of setting. He's like you're right babe. I've never thought about that They do like relationship dude Those guys There's like girl relationship porn. They're like wow babe when you put it that way you do have a way harder life than me I should be more appreciative They say just the most comments since shit my wife sends them to me. I go oh Guys fucking pussy dude. What a dumbass. Yeah, it's a good but it's a lot when I think about stuff more and like you're relaxing and it's the dudes like, whoa, wow That's actually a very good point babe. Thanks for bringing in my awareness

Millions views on TikTok dude. I hate that shit. Yeah, so that's what I'm trying to avoid. They actually make podcast. What the Fucking hell. What was that dude? What you're talking about? Podcast what the fucking hell what was that dude Time or a computer I started instead of a stopwatch I did I was I forgot You did this We terminated You brought him back into our fucking world the kickin back You're coming with me this weekend, right? It's a, where?

He's like, oh, you didn't know? I didn't know. Oh, no. He thought he was doing the last weekend when he wasn't. You're not doing Cincinnati and Indianapolis this weekend? I'm dude. No, I didn't know. I don't know.

Oh, you're gonna do it now in front of you. Oh, no. Oh, you're gonna do it? Say it. I'll find someone else. We'll find someone else. Are you sure? I have to go to a wedding or Saturday. Yeah.

I don't go to weddings anymore because I'm career oriented. I know. But no, have fun. Are you sure? I hope you throw up. Dude, are you sure it's me? I asked yesterday and they said, you. No, I'm going to find out.

The last time you thought you were on the weekend. Check your emails, would you? If they emailed you, you're not on the live. You're not coming. If they did email you, you are not invited. Everybody's comfortable these days, dude. Crazy. If they did email you you are not invited Everybody's comfortable these days dude Crazy nowadays like oh yeah, I guess I will do a 3000 seat theaters Yeah, I guess I'll just do that makes me fucking serious

Did they email you? Alright good. Wow Now they're fired. Yeah exactly exactly. Wow. They had a little mayor fucked up last time. He had a double booked double booked the features. Yeah. Well anyway, Homin Weinberg's coming. Oh, I got a Homin coming. Nice. That would be nice. That would be awesome. Yeah, he's great. So you now you're now you're a podcaster. Yeah. Welcome to the fold. Yeah. I'm I'm enjoying it. Yeah, you like it. I am. Um, am I?

Well, I don't know. It is cool, but it is like I'm trying to find my schedule with it, because I got to deal with my dog. Then sometimes it's like my grip. Yeah, it is like working a real job. Right. It's tough to figure it out, because I have a dog. So yeah, it's like hard to do it. Make sure he just does when I'm a crew. Oh, yeah, go on, they're in the record. Trank them. No, he does. Trank.

It'll be funny. They sell drugs for dogs now. There's like dog crates them. You can just get and put them down. Yeah. Most of the time, he ends up just laying in between us like when a coach. Yeah, so that's pretty sweet. Oh, you have a gait dog going on.

Yeah, yeah, I got a cockapoo. You got a cockapoo? Yeah. They're yappy though. Yeah. You might have to put them down for the sake of the park. And a name. And you got a fucking smoke alarm.

Probably beeping during your park. To the park. To get on every black park. See? It was like my in my old department. Yeah, that's it. How did you end up with a gay dog? Um, my girl.

She wanted to, it was between the ring and her dog. And she really wants the ring, but I thought that was like, I thought he would buy me a little bit of time. Whole dog's life. Yeah. 14 years old dog with that. I thought that was like, I thought he would buy me a little bit of time. Whole dog's life. Yeah. 14 years old, all the way that. I thought that was like, save it. But now, I have the girl trap, dude.

That was a girl trap. She thought- Dogs are absolutely girl traps. Yeah, dude, you're like, oh yeah, I'll just do. I'll sign up for a 14 year commitment. Yeah. True. But it is nice though.

It is nice having a dog. It is nice. I get to know my neighbors. Yeah. Yeah, go, Kyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Yeah, I live I live in Jersey. Jersey. Yeah, I'm real suburban. No, oh nice. Yeah, she got white neighbors. Yeah, white white Indian neighbors. Oh I've told you about we've talked about me is my brother-in-law's battle with the Indians. He's bad Indians. Yeah, he's the HOA. Yeah.

He's the president, or he's on the board, and he has to go around, because all the whites were afraid to do it. Because all these Indians moved into the suburban neighborhood in Mechanicsburg, and they just don't, nobody cuts their own from India. So they're not used to cutting their yards. Yeah.

So there's yards in like a brand new suburban house with like grass, like knee high grass. And he has to go around and be like, cut your fucking yard. He does battle. They had to hire an Egyptian man to do battle with the Indians. The Indians are, they have gladiator grass? They have gladiator.

They don't. They hold hands and walk. They walk, they walk nonstop. But you go to my city's house. There's Indians everywhere holding hands. They're all outside. Absolutely. They have their grandpa lives in the garage in almost every house. And all and they all wear flip flops. All flip flops.

Like I've never seen an Indian with a clue. Toshu. No matter what. I'm just yeah. Yeah. When it's time to get pussy to do this button down in dress, winged to the dress. Yeah, you've got your very familiar with Indians. Yeah, I should chill with them. College. I'm broke. I do. I'm telling you that I want to be Indian so bad.

I want to be in so bad. They're the best. They're killing it on Instagram and TikToks. Yeah, they're so nice. He's like, it's my way. What's the fuck? There's this one thing the guy screams every time. Then he throws cars together. And there's a tiger running. Come on, I'll be out on this. Dude, I saw a lady, so I got off a plane yesterday.

I saw an old Indie and couple get off the plane. It was a woman which she had the garb on. And I try to give her, I was waiting for my strollers, I gave her a high smile, and she fucking mugged me Just mean mugged me and I was like really? Yeah, they give me a tough nuts to crack every now and again I'm fucking right. I'll stay there. I had a little I had a baby with me. I'm like, come on This is a slam dunk. Yeah, this mean mugged me and I was like, fuck we gotta start making Indian reels

Like tiktok dude. I'm a nice little Indian. That one with a guy like Runs. You ever see that one? He runs up to the three other Indian dudes. You can tell he needs help. He's like, something's going on and they're like, get out of here and he goes, start sprinting. They love sprinting. He starts sprinting and then one of his fucking brothers starts sprinting next to him.

And they make eye contact and they're like, let's get, we got to, we got to rape this girl. That's not, you know what I mean. No it's a serious problem in India. Yeah, I'm pointing out a story. Like dude, like there was a, we're allowed to make school shooter jokes about white people. Yeah. That's a big problem for us. I don't get offended

Like can we like can we joke about although I usually do I usually do Why can't we joke about for any new sliding on a third bottle Business cash Yeah, dude, there was I knew someone who was in India with their friend as two ladies and they were there was a pack of like five dudes in business cash and like their guide was like go now go and like get it run away. Like they seem nice like no go. They put on the bit they hit Ross and they fucking. Yeah, it's over. It's over. No, go. They put on the bit they hit Ross and they fucking

It's over We'll get some nautica button downs Some buka boy can still my whole closet And I don't throw it out. I don't know why I have a closet full of shit. I never wear Like just gave away a bunch of shit It's really yeah, you have like high school getting fly, because you get close. Like an old Navy wardrobe. Not a Capolo's.

That I stole from Phil. He goes to like TJ Maxx buys like a $10 Polo. And I come home and steal it out of his closet. No, that's the shit I gave away. Yeah. I gave away like not a contract. I had probably found it. Like, like, like, just giving this your way.

Like, I had a bunch of like a collection of high school Phil D shoes. Yeah. Yeah, man. But, uh, oh, the, I forgot, I wanted to tell you this. This is the Chappelle thing. Yeah. So when Chappelle brought me, I was in there. I was sitting there.

Chappelle was on stage and he was like, I don't know what to talk about. He was at the end of his set. Was it, was it drunk Chappelle? Like stage and he was like, I don't know what to talk about. He was at the end of his set. Was it drunk Chappelle, like, Ramblin? Not at first. We stayed on for like long enough that we all got, yeah. But he was up and he was like, I don't know what to say. He was like, his shame here.

I was like, yeah, he was like, shame. What's the topic that's funny to talk about? Dude, I didn't even think about it. I just went, trans. I was like, oh, I guess, as soon as I said it, I was like, fuck didn't even think about it. I just went trans I guess as soon as I said it I was like fuck he's gonna be pissed. He's gonna He didn't He embraced it. It was good. He just yeah He went with it. Yeah, that was not bad

He got that was like a blowback from his specials. He had like a couple trans jokes What you 80 million? Oh, so so much you got like four all caps tweets. They got 80 million bucks. Yeah, not a bad trade-off Couple nasty tweets You know and a protest the protest like ride it outside of there. We are not Outside of the show outside of Netflix. What? They spazed, yeah. Damn. They hit him with it.

The ones on the inside of the product, man, I want to go in there so bad. I'm so excited to go to March. I could go to March. I mean, I'm March. I mean, I'm March. I mean, I'm March. We got you.

We got you. You know what I found out about today? I did not know there was a Jewish ambulance. There was a Jewish ambulance. I was living in neighborhoods. Yeah, they have their own ambulance. This is their own school buses. Yeah, it was crazy. I saw today.

I was laughing on the way up here. I said, how do you get a hold of it? You call wine one one? Come on, that was just a whole way up there. I Come on, that was just a way I didn't I didn't know what it was they fucking blaze across the bridge I'm like, yeah, why is that fucking just the operators? I've never heard of it. So maybe like I need help well I need help I also am having a bad day Help oh god help I also am having a bad day the lawyers following the two of you. It's like fury.

It's probably fury road behind that. It's a solid different car. I didn't know they had that. Yeah, they have their own everything. Noah told me that was the whole thing about Heimytown. It's almost Jesus. What? Oh, with what's his name? Yeah with that? Yeah the young boy That was a

It's almost time though. It's summertime is when those boys start stinking. Oh Rocking those fucking uniforms. Yeah, they rock like full Giant fur hat. Yeah, then they get on the trains like holy shit You should try to start doing a you know, it's reaching out like have you heard about the Lord Jesus Christ? We heard about have you heard about convertible cargo shorts cargo shorts Yeah, I don't even need to come down and give them some Yahweh needs to be like dude Yeah, it's cargo short old Navy cargo

Here on out. I didn't do that. Yeah, I didn't know. I'm sure there's some sort of reason they you know when grab their own ambulances like that. I don't know why maybe there's like certain medical procedures. I can't free. I bet it is something along those lines. I'd love to know. Could you guys research why the Jews control the ambulance? Literally, I mean, they're doing controller on ambulance. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Somebody deal who funds that? What? No Take it easy. Yeah, man. Come on, dude. Let's say the Jews with your eyebrows raised. It's not how you do it Apparently it's yeah It's a it's called hot zalla and it's a Jewish volunteer EMS service

Oh, it sounds really actually great. There's communities around the world. It makes sense It's not sure for what for what reason yet though. Because you know, they got their own bus system too. Really? Like, MTA has a bus system. They have their own. Like, it was like a few stops where they have. I can tell they might be like, all right,

let's control public transport. Yeah, I can see control on the day. Yeah. That makes sense. That one, I'll give them for sure. Yeah. Let's go. They had the buses and yeah, it actually seems pretty nice. How do you get the authority to like speed and dry fast? Is it like construction? Like do they, where do you petition for the legal right? If I'm like, dude, I want to start an ambulance. They're going to be like, nah. If I'm like dude, I want to start an ambulance. Are they going to be like nah?

Well, if I'm like I'm starting a Jewish, I want to do an ambulance, so I just pick up Jewish dudes. Can I do it? What? Do you remember, yeah, do you remember in like the gangs in New York when the fire started and then like all the different fire companies came? You used to just be able to like have your own thing So I think you still can know you're trying to standardize it. You cannot that's like the Jews do

No, I'm just saying mate. What do you mean? You picked a movie for about the 1860 I know but they're yeah, all right, well, it's really I think it's like yeah, I think that's like VIP level Yeah, so can everyone be a VIP in their own right? Yeah, how come there's not more fire fighters doing that? I don't know. It's easier just to have a job like what like it's definitely like There are lots of fire fighters Jewish is not you guys. I'm sure you just do it, you know, I Don't think you can just pick up an ambulance. I think you gotta you can do it. They just do it. They do it. That's fucking amazing Volunteer civil service basically look how much an ambulance close

When the leaf is wet Yeah, but there's a surge in your area. This is actually gonna cost $20,000. Yeah. I guess you can if you volunteer, you can probably do whatever you want. There's a lot of firefighters that do that with like kind of fake firefighters. Volunteer boys?

Yeah. Yeah, there's 4,000 private ambulance providers in the country right now. Nice. Nice. There you go. You just solved that. And that was attitudes off the charts that right now. Nice. Nice. There you go. It solves that. No, it's attitudes off the charts today, dude.

Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty wild. It's trying to be a confrontation. I don't like it. No, I'm just having fun. I'm glad to be back. All right. So, what else is going on, dude?

About the podcast. Yeah. What's the part of life? What are some of the challenges? Have you noticed resentment from cellar comedians? Um, not resentment from cellar comedians, um, my sister. Yeah. Yeah.

My little sister's a podcast. Yeah, my little sister, especially because my little sister, she's 16. So she's there, generation where I remember actually when I was home, when I was, came to do your show. Yeah. I can't do your show. I was like, yeah, my friend, he has a really like successful podcast. You see, belly?

And, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told my sister that I was like, my friend got a successful podcast and she was like, oh, we don't need more men with platforms. Oh, yeah. She's one of them. That's the best. She's a kid. True girl up.

But so you really just resentment from her. That's not bad. But other than that, it's been cool. Why did you dunk on her with your podcast? Yeah. Yeah. She'll your podcast. Yeah. Show start one. Yeah. Show start one soon. Yeah, one of those TikTok ones. Yeah. She'll kill it.

Quadruple years. A man's gonna hurt. Can I be a guest? Yeah. Dude, the nine girls one guy podcasts are so fucking nice. Tate started it. I think Tate started those. And are they, is he just like hiring like escorts or strippers or something? I don't know, but Gorlach Destroyer Worlds is one of the funniest things I've ever,

they got a big goggle on there. And they're like, it's good to be here with Stephanie, Caitlin, Gorlach, the Destroyer of Worlds. It's kind of the meanest thing I've ever had someone call Big Lady. Yeah. Corn lock destroyer. Is that yeah whatever. I want to get into gender politics. Yeah, true. That's. I couldn't tell. I had no idea. I said, my good luck did get the big enough that they are in and draconess. Yeah, I mean, trail. Yeah, I mean, it's no, it's no a no, see her girls have been getting jacked. I thought

that lady just crossfitted her way into just fucking destroy the world. I was, I found it kind of inspirational. I was like, man, that's fucking pretty. Yeah. Which I could go lock out. I mean, you could transfer a couple of months if you want it. Like no one can stop you. If you went full dress for a year and this came back here like now it turns out

It wasn't for me. Every one it would be a more torium. No one can talk shit. You can just be like excuse me Everyone would know Single person would be like fuck you. Yeah, but like why you like hey, girl. I could scream. Yeah Don't put your hands on me No, no you they couldn't say anything I wore a fuck you film you can buy some dress a Sun dress to the seller parasol People be mad. No, they, dude. No pants. No, full of long dresses. No, some dresser jeans.

No, some dresser jeans. Yes, some are these underneath. You can go set it to our half man, half woman. Like, my bottom's, man, pop is woman. I'm a centaur, a beer centaur. I do like that. That would be nice. No one could stop me. Literally, people would have to go like,

I could see that. Ant, you could trans. You're quiet. You're a quiet guy. I have, you could trans people be like, did you hear about fucking ant mold? If I do, if I wanted to immediately, they'd be like, you're a fucking dickhead.

If you did it, they'd be like, oh, breathe. That have to respect it. Keep it viewed. I think people would respect your trans more than you think so. I think, I mean, it would, some would have to. Some would have to,

their entire identity is based on respecting that. Yeah. So some would have to, but for is based on respecting that. Yeah. So some would have to, but for the most part. People think people will be needle in you? I think I would get needleed quite a bit. I can't imagine. You guys will walk in with Keith. Keith?

Just film everyone and expose them. Yeah. Expose the hate. Just be like, like oh excuse me I'll have a butt light and chicken wings My exact set As soon as someone talks if anyone talks the audience but You treat me this way

Or just go like a almost like a playing card where the back of you is a girl So you can turn you have painted eyeballs and if anyone's talking to you, they're like, what are you saying? Like an ass-out. You can have Phippy and it was like, yeah, the whole other design on your back, you can be like, excuse me. How dare you? It's almost time, dude. What's today? 31st 30 30th 30th three days away from fucking party time. It's New York party time. June. What is it? What happens? Proud month brother. Oh Have you have you ever going through the prapperie? No, dude. No, no, I had the walk down there. I had to walk to a lachor

Yeah, walk there. What happened? Well, I didn't have to. I had a spot and like I just went to scenic route. It was cool to see though. Everybody is as naked. Really? Yeah. Everything. Yeah.

Everybody. You see like you see so many people were like nothing on it. I saw it was this one woman. Damn, I might have a video of it. She's going to pull with you. Right. Right. Right. This is totally straight dude. Just just invite in there, safe space. It was. It was this one woman. She was like as naked just climbed the scaffold

Just climbed the scaffold and we just dancing on it and I Was more amazed that like she was just out there with no shoes on That's what like yeah, yeah, just no no shoes on on West Forest So naked dude, yeah, yeah, yeah As soon as as soon as awesome logs yeah as soon as I stepped off the train as soon as I got off the train And Christopher Street it was just just dicks everywhere Why is so the ladies why do they get made so fucking butt seeking mess with Guys butt seeking mess holders. I Don't know why they're getting naked, but it was but it was free. It was definitely I definitely you had a fun time

I probably walked out again this year Tell it get you dude You have some tips and like come on this here's just a penis right next year. I'm gonna You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more. You can be a little bit more.

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Yeah, the, uh, yeah, I've never been, I've never been to the gay pride parade. O'Connor went, Daddy, check it out. Yeah. Just safe. A time I had a good time. You went to the women's march too, right? No, no, I would, I would definitely pick Proud overall women's march too, right? No, no, I would definitely pick Proud over a woman's march every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna win that. Fuck a women's march. For sure. I mean, we can easily, easily turn gay dudes against women. Yeah. I mean, they've been, you know,

that's an easy one. Easy CIA operation to go in there. And be like, yeah, it's fucking they think they're a whole gay best friend. Yeah, they picked up on that trope. Yeah, that's kind of nice. They gave it because there was a gay best friend for a while You know shows and movies mm-hmm as a white white ladies prop I hate it. I hate it. I was always my dude. What do you think this is? But yeah, that'd be nice. I mean, they're already dude. Gadoos are pretty nasty to women. I've seen them do it. It's pretty funny each time.

So I've been kind of talking about this lately. So like, it's a gate porn star with my name. So, right, yeah. Not me. So let me get double life dude. I have a, yeah, I have a, I have a gate following on Twitter and I could not figure this shit out at all Like I'm like water fuck or all these gay men like just following me and then they and they DM me like my message request

Is the wild please bro, and yeah, and what I noticed too is they like Like they they're so specific You gotta go back to Philly You gotta go back to Philly because the, you got to go back to Philly. Because the messages, they sent me like, there's one guy DM me. He was like, he said, hey, he said, hey, like you so fine and funny. And I like a fan and a Washington Heights. So like they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll drop pants.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll drop pants like as far as the location. But I couldn't figure it out. And to somebody tag me in this one video. And I'm watching a video. I'm like, is this some sketch I did and don't remember? Yeah. And then, and then everybody just started addressing. And then I figured it out, was having like, this is a gay porn story with my name.

And he doesn't have social media, so they just come to my page. Damn. Yeah. It's perfect. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. You ever invite them to shows? I've actually a few have came. I figure.

Yeah. Dole mean great. A little hugging suck. Little meat, meat. Yeah. Meat to meat. Damn. That's awesome.

Yeah. You agree to meat. That's awesome. Yeah. I think there's only, there's like a UK Matt McCusker who's a UFC guy. That's awesome kind of tight. Yeah. I always pounce me out. Nobody messes. No one mistakes. So how's the how's the have you checked out the what's the guy look like? Um, he doesn't I think it's like kind of Spanish. I could see how some like nice same complexion. Yes tattoos I'm looking me while you say this

Yeah, look at my eyes That's complexion and tattoos. Is he break the up? No, I Got out of it. You didn't put me in the car. Yeah, I got out of there. I got out of there, like, You didn't put me in the car. You didn't put me in the car. You didn't put me in the car. You didn't put me in the car. You didn't put me in the car.

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I was doing this to fill. I was home. I kept going to fill. Fucking look at this. That's just the exact photo. I Googled naked man's ass. That's good stuff. Naked man's ass.

She's a hunks ass. He's a hunks ass. I was just sitting there. We were hanging out with Phil all day. And I was like, Phil, what are you doing? Just sitting there thinking about guys nuts and asses. It was like, yeah, okay, Shane. It was like, that all you do is think about guys asses.

Fun bit. Next time you're with your dad, tell me that. You get so bad. So you go, Phil, what are you thinking about? Guys naked asses? Okay, you're you're a sicko You're a weird sicko I told you I hit my dad recently with like he was like talking about one of his friends I'm like yeah, that guy's gay, right? He's like he's not gay

Right he's not fucking gay. No, I was just made enough. Just the fuck with him. I always thought he was gay, right? He's like, fucking gay, what are you talking about? Oh. Yeah, when you're with your bros, just be like, dude, you fucking see this? Oh, damn. How many times have you get it with that? How many times you get fill it but all day.

It was after the Hershey Show and I was definitely trying to hang out with you. Just sat outside watching the Phillies. I got them in the entire Phillies game. You can do it. You just, yeah, you know, you show each other your phones. You can do it. Look at this fucking real or look at how funny this is guys Giant cock you can air drop pictures of God Definitely guys I'm gonna get fucking Adrian. What? Adrian. Adrian. Definitely.

Guys, butts. Guys, butts with a downward pointing boner, dude. That's tough. That's tough. I couldn't even know. I'd be hilarious to see me do that pose. It'd be awesome. With a boner pointing down,

it'd be like barely sticking out, past the nuts. You have to pop nuts. Yeah. Very destroyed ass. Oh. pointing down, be like barely sticking out, passing nuts. You had the pot mubs, yeah. Very destroyed ass. Oh, I can old dogs ass. It was the dirty dog tibbles butt. No.

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Alright, so we covered gay stuff what else we got lacking off we wake up I got I got the demon seed in me right now Seaman yeah, I got a screamer me. I was away all weekend in Chicago. Oh, how was that it was cool? It was nice to be stated. Yeah, we kind of chilled I mean we have you know I was like fucking chasing kids around but it was like We were in like a high rise. It was nice in downtown Chicago like all like the 37th floor is so nice I've never understood like wanting to live downtown. Yeah, it night time the lights go out And like everyone puts different colors like lights in their windows or it looks cool. Look at the windows. It's pretty tight.

I thought for sure I'd get some ass in the fucking high rise. Not a crumb, dude. Really? Not a crumb. Not a crumb, the sniz. Not a crumb in there, dude. I wanted the boss up, dude. Not a crumb in the high rise.

Yeah, fuck in the window of the high rise, dude. That's the least of like a good. I know. That was fun. You should have taken it and put it to that point. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure.

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So I was pretty full. Yeah, but that just happens to me. What? Like, I planned on getting some, but I had a bunch of pizza and wine. And like the wine just put me to bed. You were right to sleep. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost nothing worse. Well, they're getting two full. Yeah, getting two full. Just being like, damn, I can't, I don't, I have no desired absurge. Yeah, but you're like tomorrow though. Tomorrow, I'm gonna get you.

Tomorrow is fucking more. You're still like, oh, yeah, dude, I was, I was buccita. I can't have any pussy pie. To me, pizza pies. Yeah, so I got a screamer, I got a got a got a bunch of jizz in you Bunch of jizz in me with those guys butts just do for you Reminding me of all the jizz ahead of me dude. It reminded you got damn dude. Why those butts on glazed they were glazed We're waxed up. We're glazed guys butts

Have you guys covered glazing guys butts on your podcast yet? Yeah, what do you guys talk about on the part? No, we have we have talked about um Getting your ass a nice Anthony Yeah, what's the verdict is it is you guys is it like a consensus on it? He's against it But I told him because he's 25 Assante, Assante most no you from young kid from Philly so yeah, he's 25. Who's here? Assante. Assante Morris? No, he's from Young Kid from Philly.

So yeah. He's against having his head. Yeah. But I'm 30. And you've seen the parade. Yeah. He's made a parade. Yeah.

You've got your legs behind your head. Dress like re-read you, then want to album. But I'm more pro at this age than I was. I've become a lot more progressive. I'm staunch. Yeah, staunchly against it. Stay out. Terry 51.

That's area 51. That's no trespassing, dude. Yeah, I would be, I would, to be polite, I'd be like, yeah, sure. You know, really? You would allow it. Yeah, for sure. Well, it depends. I'd have to like really, you know really you will out. Yeah, well it depends I'd have to like really You know clean the grounds Yeah, no you little dudes in astronauts suits down there fucking

Cuz the time is the happy I wasn't expecting it So you know called off guard. Yeah, so your ass was not prepared. You probably had a god dude. What season was it? When was it so it was it? So it was pride. It was June. It's last June. No, it was um year round. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not see. So I've been. You get attacked. Yeah, I the few times that has happened is just like someone's about to get the fucking ring, dude. Yeah, just kept going You're getting eaten out. You're probably, you can't, grunt. You have to make it delicate. No way. Yeah. Yeah. That's case scenario. Best case scenario. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Dig into it. I'd say go from outside of the underwear. I like a little underwear on the I Want some more spots of briefs the fucking dig in there

Yeah, that I could see but a tongue is Terrific dude cat. I'll just be like hey, you scratch you scratch my ass for me And I'd lay down on my stomach Say get it get in get in. Oh, how are you awesome? It is something about like underwear touching the ass when you get in, get in. Oh, how are you all some? It is something about like underwear touching the ass when you get in that good scratch. Yeah, but it's tough when you do that. I do it, I do it in, I'll do it walking down the sidewalk. Yeah.

And then I'll be like, oh shit, turn around and see a family. Yeah. To rip, to a feet behind. I could greet you with like dig adjustments, where I'm like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you get a little micro adjustment Then you go that didn't quite do it and you're like Grab your dick and you like I did that at a party recently. It was just like I think someone saw that

So game myself a little pants tag like not there and I was fully like Yeah, fuck you ripped it you're dick and not so good grab my penis. it was perfect. Yeah. My penis was in a very uncomfortable position. I'm not really talking about it, I'd like to get more. Yeah. One of these goddamn short shorts accidentally. What the hell? So wait, you get your ass eaten. I have.

How many times? I say dozens. No, times? I say dozens. No, no, I say about three or four. But the first time I ever happened, it was about to be a fight. Between me and a girl, because it was just like, why are you doing this? Damn, she wiped your memory. Yeah. Wait, wait, the fight was after the ass eating? No, the fight was like, why aren't you,

her trying to do it. And you were saying, do not. Yeah. And she was, come on. Yeah. And it was just, um, that's actually kind of hot. Yeah, I was just like, God damn.

Fuck, I'm gonna be that. What was, what was your argument? What was, what was her argument? Um, I guess this was, I was like 20 at the time. I was like 20 at the time. So I was just like completely grossed. And I was just like, you too young to be doing this. Well, how old was she?

She was like, I mean, we were the same age, but I feel like, but eating as it comes with experience. I feel like when you eat as it's one you start I got started you say starter young you're saying you got to like work your way up to that's grown in sexy only yeah Me grown ass woman Fucking it so she was like come on. Let me do it. Yeah, did you have any other like follow questions to that? Like is this standard protocol for you or like what's? No, I was just immediately like just ready to fight.

Damn. So she showed you were like just throwing punches to her chest. Yeah. Stop. Okay. And she just coming at me with tongue. Yeah.

Yeah. Both there to elaborate. Yeah. So how did the fight? How did it feel? How did the tension finally break? Um, I think we just had a regular old fashionedfashioned sex. Yeah, I wasn't you the best Did you even you've been fingered obviously if you've been if you've had your ass eaten you've been fingered

That is women are dying Women are dying to breathe They're dying to breathe. Yeah,'ll be honest, this first appearance on the podcast is wild. It's a fair question. Why can't we have fun, dude? Why can't we get fingers? Why can't we have fun with our bods, dude? So yes, you've been finger, how many times did you say?

No, no, I haven't. They definitely do it while they're eating your butt. Just true, yeah. You can use two But we should be able to though we should be loads of we should have fun. I know your freak ass has done it No, I definitely did no fun to me now. He talks about it the whole time when we drove up My ass is thirsty to be fucking Lamar you're awfully quiet. No, I'm good. I'm not an ass gay

nice Same Damn dude, you're the only one I'll never let her go down there and we love for me like I've been I don't think you had your ass hold it. Yeah, you've had your ass hold it. Yeah, awesome. How do you? You like awesome? It's all elaborate. It's like your balls get you like yeah, it's 10 times better. Thank you It's 10 times better than ball. I'm not saying it doesn't feel good. It just gets better and better It's a good on your feet and you go oh

Look there's a lot of stuff that feels great that I don't participate in true Just gets better and better until you go down to your feet and you go oh Look there's a lot of stuff that feels great that I don't participate in true probably getting butt fucked true There's gotta be something to it all those guys To it dude they like seriously have guys with like their feet on your neck like stop Seriously, there's a lot to it. Dude, they'll like, seriously, have guys with like their feet on your neck, like, stop f**king, you're like, I can't. I wish I could. You don't think I wish I could stop getting f**ked.

It's ruining my entire life. I could have had children, but instead I'd choose to get f**ked. Still have f**ked. I could have had children, but instead I chose to get putt fucked. I've got putt fucked. Now everybody likes it. So hard. Yeah, true. That really must have stuck. It's got to be tough for the fucking geasers, the gay geasers.

Yeah. Like damn, look at you motherfuckers. Praise. We were fighting cops. Yeah, dude, getting stuck in them, sucking the cops quietly. And then they'd hit us after we sucked them. So they were embarrassed. That is crazy. That I mean, when we were younger, there was that Matthew Shepherd kid. Yeah. Like dudes would like hear about gay stuff. I mean, just go ballistic. What the fuck? Yeah.

I'm gonna fuck this guy up. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, now I was just kinda like, yeah. Yeah. Do you? Yeah, that's a good point though. If you do follow them, you're saying you're like, just don't even open the door, just draw all the fucking door open.

Yeah, but pretty self-conscious about things. And keep the aid. My butthole is definitely one I like. I can't, the world's not ready for this. Yeah, I can't share this with one person And also I have a covenant with God about your butthole. That's something he would be against probably what about a little like perimeter play though non-penetrative Premeter play I'm not saying people haven't tried to go down I'll say a couple of ladies have danced around. What the fuck are you

thinking? No. You go full seventh grade girl mode like absolutely not. Squeeze their hand as hard as I can. I try to reach out, I put it on my tip. You can go up on me and that's it. No one's allowed to finger me yet. So you guys have been fingered? It's not a big deal. It's a point of my deal. You guys can admit it. You're not a slut if you've been fingered. You got a hole. I'm afraid of my dirty ass. Yeah, I'm yeah, I don't want to do it. Do you want to relate to a poop on it? That's not fair. dirty ass is nothing to a woman. Do you want

to pull a finger out? I have poop on it. They deal with it. They deal with it. She's touch your face with it with your own poop. 10 times worse. Why would they touch your face? By the way, I touch my own face with my own poop. That's gross. Every single day, dude. That's so dirty. That's yucky. That's not that yucky.

You do it, too, dude. Before you go to bed, do you ever start scratching your ass? I would wash my hands. You would get out of bed and wash your hands. I know, I was a lot. Yeah, you do. When you scratch your ass, then you go out. But I'm not going like, it's so far in.

Well, you don't have to be an animal about it. You're like a little more gingerly. You're the one. You're the one who's the best. You're the best be an animal about it. You're a little more ginger your podcast you're talking butt stuff Yeah, it's the age old it's the age old debate Of like men's butts heterodus is buttplakes after more or not. Yeah, everybody I've talked to this done. It's been like It rules this decent. Yeah, yeah, but again, you don't want to become a butt slut And you want to be the first one and a group to do it Yeah, Matt

You're in the deep end. He said I've been in there too brother I'm also in the deep end But yeah, you don't want to become a butt slut because women do They're going for the butt. They do go to the butt. They would like to strap on. They would love to strap you down. Man, when you hear about a don't tell me, do not tell me brother.

No, no, no, no. I'm missing this. Have you been trapping down? No, no, no, that's that's too much. That's too much. That's too much. That's next dude. After you get your buddy, that is next. That's the gateway. Finger and buddy, the next on the next on the docket. It's a strap attack. Yeah, true. And that's it, dude. They want nothing more. I think they strap attack you and leave you.

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Oh, you wake up to it. Yeah. Oh my God. What the fuck? Oh, you wake up to it. Yeah, you go. Oh my God. Oh What the fuck Then that's like a force as a whole other force you'd have to contain within your life Just getting butt punish you're like dude. It's been like a month. I've been butt punished in forever We talked to our friends. Remember that podcast we did with our friend? They got pot punished? Yeah, he was pretty into it.

He was all about it. Yeah, that was an uncomfortable moment. I've... It's got to skew the relationship. It does. If you get brought up. Right here about it, I go. Although Tom Hardy went super alpha on it.

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That's all me, my man. God, dude, you haven't been having dogfarts lately. Just quiet dogfarts. I do know, I was like, I know I should, I know this isn't right. And it was just, I was like, it's right there. It's right, let me just go on. It's watching him, dude. I had some, that's probably why I didn't get any ass this weekend.

I was dude, punishing Farts. Yeah, you know, you saw that pizza. Lot of pizza and I started taking, I started, I got like, I'm back on the line's main, I got, I just got a bunch of this, like mushroom powder. Did we talk about it here? That line's made, I almost shit my pants. Oh, no, the mushroom caps.

So I, I've been taking them, but I also like, I almost shit my pants. I know, I know. You're So I've been taking them, but I also like. I'm gonna shit my pants. I know. You're telling me. You think it's from the lines, mate? It's never happened to me in my life. What was it? Oh wait, it's, we were just taking mushroom.

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It opened your third eye. I got for a walk. My shockers were wide open, dude. I was like, I think a couple of these. It opened your third eye. I was like, my shockers were wide open. I was out for a walk and I had like a back pain. I was like, wow, that's crazy. My back hurts and then all of a sudden there was a grumble in my stomach and I was like, what the fuck? I got to turn this walk around. Started walking briskly to the house.

And then you know how when you have to shit real bad, it like eventually if you hold it long enough, it does subside. This thing kept getting low. I've never almost shit my, I almost shit my pants. You thought, you like talk about this last week? You told me. All right. You thought you could good boy it.

I thought I could tough this thing out. Sometimes it was hard as I could. Yeah. You can good boy it down. I'm really a good boy. It was such a serious shit that not a single door got closed on the way. I didn't have time to close doors. I was running into the house.

You can't run. You can't. I was just walking as hard as I could. I was jingling my keys. I was like, what the fuck? How was it when you spied your toilet, too? Were you just... It's closer you get to your house.

Your butt knows. Yeah. It does. Start to have to shit even worse. It does. I ran up the steps. Tommy, Tommy was like, he texted me, he was like, what the fuck was that? I was like, dude, I almost shit my pants. I was out for a walk.

I'm on mushrooms, I almost shit my pants. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe my farts have been from taking the, I've never had that before. So I'm, I'm saying it was the mushrooms. Dude, I started taking turkey tail Maybe my farts have been from taking the uh, I've never had that before so I'm saying it was the mushrooms dude I sort of taking turkey tail and lines main and just like putting it in coffee like a bunch of this other like just regular mushroom Yeah, dude That's where I think I had like the fucking like the worst smelling farts. There's a lot. There's a note on farts

That's maxed out as and you're in Chicago. It's almost it's almost like a chemical smell and you had vacation farts Vacation farts's a good different scent dude if I could have the beach my part smell different It's a saltwater to have you I don't know what it is My brother Kevin was taking he was taking land so I'm strong And all it did was give them more smelling parts. And it was the maxed out. It was like, I was hitting that level of smell. Where it's like, almost, it smells like a fucking chemicals.

It's a chemical smell. When you fart people, people are mad and like, concerned for their own well-being. Yeah. Because they're a ghastly. Something's wrong. Is the stove on? Yeah. Yeah, I was hitting those level of it. Yeah. Something's wrong. He's the stove on.

Yeah, I was hitting those like those level of it. Yeah, it's just Jesus Christ. It's so bad. Yeah, that's why you didn't get any high rise pussy. I know I stuck up the high rise. I stuck up the thirty-seventh floor. Yeah, the top floor as far as probably creeping through the vents upstairs. They were nasty, dude. They were and they were so loud, dude. Yeah, you ever hit nice. What's better than extremely loud fart? I still I can't help but fart is loud as possible. I look my wife in the eye. Yo, yo, you know something loud as I can.

You're not funny. I'm not. This is the morning. Try to wake them up. If they're still sleeping, stare at them while they're sleeping. Fart as loud as you can. You watch, you watch them.

We like this. I just whipped a good morning. Me and my girl were Ian Breakfast. Ian some French toasts, and I looked at right in the, and just, just let her rumble in the chair. She was so disgusted at me. There's nothing better to do at breakfast room. I'm chair It's a presolating with a fart especially in the morning. That's risk. Yeah, oh dumb. There's usually a dumb behind that early one Then I'll say like you're hello. That one was like like I'm proud of my farts. He has to be

Did you hear that? Yes. I was three feet away from him. Yeah, the amount of the sheer volume she takes is unbelievable. Yeah. I'll like I'll like I'll fully have a continue like a mother fucker lately. I know, dude. I know. The last several weeks you've been occasionally this whole room stinks.

Sorry, dude. No, it's whenever I start lifting again. I never start lifting You like thank you whenever start lifting again I start eating like I'm a live like an Olympic athlete of course So if I lift at all it's like I need 20,000 calories today. I do I do I go to that trainer and immediately I'm like well I can eat anything for the rest of the week. Yeah, I'll eat like a monster for the rest of the week Yeah, I'll come back the next week. We'll be like, what the fuck happened? Like, you're visibly worse than you were last week.

So when my fucking and my muscle cells were breaking down, I had to repair them, dude. Yeah. I had a car, the only way to repair it was wonton dumpling soup every day. Yeah, I car-bloded there and just munched a fucking pizza. We all went out to a geodontos Chicago style pizza. I just fucking demolished.

Did you talk about the Democrat mayors ruining the city? The new guy, nah, Brittany was giving me the deets on the way. We're driving. She's like, yeah, he, uh, not doing a very good job. Mm-hmm. In Chicago. Yeah. Oh, good. Well, it's the same thing as fullyilly. Yeah, fucking is Kent the Kenny They think it's Kenny. He get reelected or I don't know, but it's really not a deal with yeah, yeah, it's crazy like this Cracks him out of you. Yeah, let him go You're talking let him go Larry. Yeah, I thought about let him go Larry dude. What about my zins?

Copy you hate some We looking for my My delicious Zin. Oh nice. Yeah, dude. My Lucy's. I was just like, I was checking the news. I was like taking a dump, just checking the news while I was in Chicago

and like they were just shooting so we're always at the top and it was, I was like, I would check, take a dump, go later, like two hours later, I was like, oh god damn, we're up to, it was like 10 people died I think. Yeah, on the weekend? Yeah.

They get a lot every weekend. Yeah, it's pretty bad Philly's been nuts. Yeah Philly is you see they been in the mess They're banning the mask. Yeah, which is what's called that day one whole day one of the pandemic I'm like, dude if you're like Given if it's like people do those laws and it's like there's like full-on criminal organizations out there that are sitting back and going Oh fuck you do those laws and it's like there's like full on criminal organizations out there that are sitting back and going oh fuck yeah. I'm wearing a ski mask. I can evade the camera system now. I can be in this guy's house come out with a mask on that now no one has any idea who anyone is dude it's yeah that was day one of it. I like the band. I like

the band for a lot of reasons. One I'm gonna feel safer and I think it's gonna be a lot more accurate students. Like yeah, like it'll be easier to hit the person I want to get so I'm like, oh, you don't have a mask anymore I've been looking for you Yeah, a lot of people probably got hit just wearing a mask. Oh, yeah, there's that motherfucker right there Not the guy, yeah. Not him. Yeah, that was the scuba master crazy, man. Yeah.

But that's going away. That was crazy over, you know. I still get mad when I see them. The mass? On airplanes. Yeah. Still, there's always just families in mass. And I'm just like, yeah, what's up?

Pussy family. Oh, you're talking about like the And I'm just like, yeah, what's up, pussy family. Oh, you're talking about like the K&I-5? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I feel. I was early on that, like I remember I had a college, March, like March through 2020. And I remember going to the show at my girl giving me like, Kleenex wipes and the sanitizers

are telling me to wipe down my seat. And I felt like a idiot the only one Yeah, nice. Yeah, I put it to use but I didn't like nobody thought. Yeah, no one knew what the fuck it was You don't want to know what the fuck it was. Yeah, that was that was early on now. It's like dude if you're still K. N 95 dub dude, it's like I saw I was on a play. There's a lot of people still rock on a punch It's crazy. I want to snap him dude That'd be fine I want to fly air cannon again yelling that fucking male stortuses fucking face

A spit right in his mouth show my ass Show my ass. Yeah, it's it's pretty. Yeah, it's pretty bad. I've been I've been watching a lot of RFK junior stuff nice He's been crushing Yeah, it's pretty, yeah, it's pretty bad. I've been watching a lot of RFK junior stuff. Nice. He's been crushing that, he's been crushing that, in terms of all the stuff. Like we definitely, we kind of got a butt fucked a little.

Yeah. Speaking of butt fucking, it was a, we got to ask this like, they started going on like the fucking dude, what was the one trial where it was like, they stated on like four dogs or something for the new booster,

the data, no, it was all like eight mice I remember they're like Fucking beagles up. Yeah, what was that? What did they do? What they like that was way back when I was way back and he had the fruit flies Letting bugs eat beagles faces. Yeah, you know, so kill the bunching gay people too with the age stuff well Yeah, that's a tough one, but the beagles Big alleged you this big was have hard lives either number one laboratory dog My beaks

I don't know I I don't know. I don't know. I don't like it though. Beagles are cute. I know. Dude, I'm fucking cockapoo's. Oh, they were. Where are they cutting their vocal cords out?

Yeah, they can. Yeah. Yeah. They can. Yeah. They go, bugs eat their face. That's good. That's a good experiment.

That is pretty good. For real, it's like a third grader like like the fucked up kid in classes idea. It's like the bag give him toys story. Take out their vocal cords and put a bag on there with bugs in it. So in fact, check yourself about Dr. Fauci murdering homosexual man. Is that the kind of stuff that he has to platform to? Yeah, that was a legend. I could edit it out if you want. You could read Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s book about it. Yeah, that's gonna be fun.

I was talking with the O'Connor man last night, we had a couple of drinks, got it in some politics. Nice. Just they're just not gonna have any, Biden's just not gonna debate anybody. Yeah. They're gonna duck RFK. They're gonna say we're not doing that debate. And then he's gonna say I'm not gonna share a stage with somebody who denied democracy

and he'll be able to duck Trump. He's never gonna have to debate. Yeah, yeah, true. But your RFK's hitting all the pods though. RFK's hitting the pods, but I'm saying. Yeah, Biden will get out of the fk's hitting on the pods though are fk's hitting the pods But yeah, yeah Biden will get out of it. I love see them debate Especially dude the rematch, too. That's rocky to trump verse Biden Trump button the rematch is gonna be nuts He might rogo him. It might be rocky. It might be creed drogo

Trump might kill Yeah, especially if you watch it tapes like first of all just shut the fuck up Don't spaz he spaz on the first the first one. Oh, he won he spaz. He totally spaz first debate He was just he wouldn't Trump would not shut the fuck up. It was crazy. He ruined it Or if I think RFK would body them I mean easily body them both and it's definitely he's the only one with a brain true The other two Trump and mine are gone Well, it's nuts because when you, I've been watching a lot of his interviews

and he just like talks, everybody like does want to answer questions, like yeah, I don't know, man, I don't really, I don't really want anything to do with that. And it's like, he'll answer questions like a regular person. Then I turned on, I don't know if it was like, Trump or DeSantis and it's just like,

immigrants are killing you. And it's very funny how like sensationalistic, like you just get accustomed to like like how well that's up close. It's a preposterous of it. It's insane. I hope he does it so bad, dude. He brings a tear to my eye, dude. When I watch him, I get so proud.

I'm like, dude, he has a chance. Yeah, I watch. He has pretty sick. He'll get 8% of the votes. He's pulling people out. He's pulling well. I agree. I's pulling people out. He's pulling well. I agree. I'll vote for him.

I hope he wins. He's got a shot. His wife wouldn't let him run if he didn't have a shot. Is that what he said? Yeah. Cheryl Hines wouldn't let him run. He goes, I didn't have a shot. He was going to show her some of the polls.

You just got to tough it out. You got to tough out his voice for one minute. You used to it right away. Yeah, exactly. You used to it really quickly. And I think I said this last time. I was driving, listening to his one podcast, and I was like, well, never went because of this voice.

And I was like, damn, how dumb is our fucking country? Yeah. That it's true. No one will vote for one because of that people big. Yeah, but you hear his voice. Meanwhile, Biden can't talk. Yeah. And Trump's nuts.

And they'll be like, yeah, but the guy sounds funny. The one rational guy. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. He ended out with fucking crystal ball. I watched that. I was none too pleased. Yeah, that was tough, man. He's like, show me where I'm wrong. He's like, you've stuck in a get into this right now.

We brought it up. We're out of time. Well, you study this. You study this your whole life. So I'm not going to debate you on it. Yeah. So then what the fuck are you questioning it? Yeah, so then why with the fuck you questioning it? Yeah, I mean dude. That's could be the president dude

Yeah, you voted for Trump, right? Have you ever voted? Yeah, I voted. I do want him back on Twitter. I have it. I voted I voted and I was No, I did. And that was mad as hell because she sent one of her minions, he departed. For that. Well, I waited till the last day and I was living up here, so I had a mail in my wallet.

So I went out of my way to catch the megabuzz back to Philly to drop off my ballot. And then when I got back, I came back the next day, like after the results and just landed off the mega bus until I just protest. That was the wildest shit. Oh, fuck. Cause it was like, I would especially at that. That was nice. You went and did your duty as an American citizen

and then you, how were you rewarded with a loss? To the goat dude Trump 2016 Trump might have been the goat that was pretty funny yeah there was Trump Trump yeah he sees weakened himself man telling me of course he's fucking four years he now he's so old true joy four years have have four years of F past? I guess. I feel like a lot of his harder core people have been. Six years of past. They left them.

A lot of his harder core supporters are like, uh, it's enough. It'll be interesting. And the Santis is kind of 2.0 basically. How old is clump? 78. Is he really? 70s. Yeah, I think he'll be 80.

And I could be wrong. Biden he's 70 six right now And then yeah, true 70s and six that was no What Biden's 80 right now, so he'll be so if he wins the next election, he'll be 86 No man, they can't run him. There's no way 86 dude. There's no way he's bad now think of him in six if he wins again Six years for now if he wins again It's definitely there's no way he wins again There's no way there's no way there's no way out of chance

We're easy and charge it's the biggest country in the world like in terms of like gdb Yes, and there's a scene why would there be a scene now guy winning? Does this is when like, ageism should be a low. Yeah, it's not even there's a sea of ageism, dude. Can you imagine Joe Biden right now after six more years, not only six years of life, six more years of being the president. Yeah. How fucking worn down that guy's like, he's gonna be totally gone. Dude, just he's already, yeah. Even if you did nothing, you're just on TV and people are talking about you, that would have your adrenals going 20%

and it's like the ages and things are ridiculous because it's like, all right, well then, let it 12-year-old be present and it's like, well, we can't do that. So you're okay. So you can't have a fucking 85-year-old either. It's a good argument, Matthew. Thank you, man. It was like, most times, you only have been let

an 80-year-old decide what they're going to eat. No, they can't even fucking wipe their ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. If he wins again, it's, that's something's up. It's so suspected. Where are you going to move, dude? You might have to leave.

You're a fucking one. Head down south. I'm going to move to Mexico. Yeah, we'll be right there. True. All right, we should switch over to the pastry. Goodbye. real. Alright, we should switch over to the Patreon. Goodbye.