Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 448 - Complic8ed (feat. Kevin Iso)

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

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Woo, man, dude, we're live. We're fucking live. Dude, we're so, Kevin, you got talking to the mic. Are you high? No, I'm not. Hi. Oh, God. Damn it, Kevin.

Here you go. I'm stepping on. I'm stepping on. Kevin, you're like so. You got a new exo-aush on? Let me know. I'll, uh, yeah. I was just, I was just talking about we, I, they sent us some supplements.

Yeah. That wasn't, I was afraid to take them without consulting Matthew. Magnesium, I mean, we're gonna have an ad for it, but magnesium is the stuff. I've talked about it before. I've heard you talk about magnesium. That was the stuff that let me start drinking coffee again. And I quickly depleted myself to start

to abuse and coffee, so, but dude, magnesium's the shit. You don't abuse it. I was. It's just the way you think about it. No, dude, I'm telling you you my body can only take so much All right, but my body I won't be able to sleep like if I yeah, so yeah, I'm a big man easy guy Right before I go to bed pass out you have cool dreams pretty tight. All right. You take anything else Take a mushroom, right? Yeah, I take mushrooms. I think mushrooms as well. I was a I was listening to a hero of man

Yeah, I take mushrooms I think mushrooms as well. I was a I was listening to the human man podcast I'm sort of guy who's human What's he got you what you say he was talking about some shit called L. Tyrosy It was it's like a dopamine thing. I don't know it helps you like focus and stay more alert It's like a one time seems like you're on it right now I took it one time. Seems like you're on it right now. I would describe you, Kevin. I took it one time. It was like, it's pretty good.

Really? Yeah, it took it one on stage. I was like, oh, okay. Still slow. Yeah, you got to, the slow is nice on stage. It is. It works. I just, I would just, I heard word that I, I talked too fast at the beginning of my

sets. Dude, I fly fly fucks me up I guess I'm not trying to not let these fuckers get a word in yeah, I'm beginning to set there You should like a chamber they walk through where they just get it all out you walk a chamber they walk through where they just get it all out you walk yeah, you're good. Somebody else I love you at every show which is it been making me laugh. I've been thinking about the guy sitting next to his girlfriend the whole show just like yeah, finally musters up the courage just while I'm talking

I love you. They should have the thing they just scanner they go through the airport. There's like scream it. You're dead. Good. Yeah. Feels good. You want to eat. Where's Matt?

You want to eat and do this thing that I think is like, it's kind of cool because you all hold the mic like this. Yeah. Yeah. Ethan does it. Ethan does it. So I'm like, I always hold it like that. I try to couple something like, yeah, it feels like I'm getting my words out quicker.

Yeah. I broke the habit. I'm back to PC Principle, dude. Just 90 degrees. PC Principle, that was your original film. I know, and I fucking went to these waking waves. Now I'm back to PC Principle. PC was your original, that was your most powerful.

PC Principle, I'm back to it, dude. I'll move out, just fucking, we do have the nasty Zelbo's, the game, look at these Z nasty's elbows the game. Do you look at these? Elbows do these elbows these are like it's like a fucking rhinoceros dude try say I'm not so on What do you say? You're our elbows. Would you say about the homosexual community? I support them not for this month not today

What do you think about all those fucking weird? But careful, dude today. What do you think about all those fucking weirds? But careful, dude. JK JK JK. How's your BT JK? No, they got me fired up, dude. What happened? Twitter's, I'm on a, I'm, Twitter's getting what? What were they doing? I haven't been on Twitter. They fucking did a pride thing at the White House.

And there's, by the way, no, not so. They're out there twerking at the White House. And this by the way, no, not so they're out there twerking on the White House long taking their tits out on the White House long. Oh, they're doing like a process. No, it was with the president. He was up there like, you guys are the best job. I was brave as people I've ever met. What? He was out there. Yeah, let's have a problem with that though. He was on the hair sniffers float. He was. He's on the smell of little kids hair float. It's not float. He really was, dude.

Hair smear his float. Just walks off the side of the float. Hey, I didn't know they were doing that. They got me. At the White didn't know they're doing that. They got me at the White House at the fucking White House. It should be red or fucking blue tie quietly on the lawn. True. Don't be naked. But post-aporty's that also it was a M to F transgender person flashing the titties that hey And oh, this lady came out right away. Yeah. Oh, and this she or he got a picture with Joe

Bydons. I didn't know. Jody. No, dude. Picture it. It was a video and Biden's like, no, it's a video. I'll say anything wrong. I'm like, oh no, it's a video. I was standing there right there. But light would have came up if they picked her, dude. You don't see anything wrong with it? With them going out there doing that? I guess I got to show you as long as they, you know,

as long as they fear what if they let Puerto Rican just go do they thing on day day? On the White House? Yeah, it is. Puerto Rican titties at the White House? Right, it was Puerto Rican day parade yesterday, wouldn't it? Was it titties at the White House titties Puerto Rican titties at the White House right it was Puerto Rican day parade yesterday Wouldn't it was a titties at the White House? I don't I don't I don't really know I don't think so I don't know I went there. No way they got that. I don't know. Yeah, no way Puerto Rico's been given full reign of

White House long parade That would be more acceptable. Yeah, there's a little BBQ out there Yeah, I don't know anyway. It's not like it's really getting to me, but for sure It's enough where I like it's working the algorithm's working. I'm like sitting here. I'll look at it and be like You I don't like it You don't like it because Probably everybody because of what the proud boys naked on the White House, dude. Yeah, so penis.

Just fucking five inch birds, dude. Five. Probably the huge decks. That's how you're saying? Anyway, I can't find it. It's all right. So you're a pro, you're pro. Just...

No, I'm not pro I'm saying make it gay guys the way house make it gay guy. I personally don't give a fuck I just want to know why you why it by yeah, that's what I'm trying to examine That's also what I'm trying to figure out why because is it because everybody else that shows up to the white How it has to be some sort of formal or I mean, or from wherever it is, it was from just the it's almost like, I don't know, it's tough to explain it. It's hard to really explain, but someone, someone like Biden's given a speech in front of like a rainbow stage and he's like, you guys are the most brave people I've ever met in my life.

And it's like, come on, dude, you've handed out medals of honor. Yeah. It's like you're the most brave. And the person filming is just like, ah, you're welcome. Like, there's no ounce of like, oh, they're helping us. They're up on the lawn like, yeah,

in your fucking face white house. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, show White House. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, show your tips. They're beautiful. It feels like an agenda is what you're saying. It's fake. It's absolutely.

I mean, it's literally a political, I mean, it's the definition of an agenda. I mean, how you know them gave people didn't go like kill somebody in Iraq or something. And then they get they, this they metal on or showing a titties. Oh, the fuck? They. One of the book. This they version of a shit. There is that. There is that possibility that those could have been war heroes. This could have been war heroes.

That's what I'm saying. You don't know that. The mayor doesn't like it, did he? They can't be war heroes. We got a rule against that. No, we know. Now you more dude. Yeah, Biden, I think Biden repealed himself

Biden was against Trump said it and then he just tweeted He was like trans on a lot of the military. Oh, he just doesn't mean anything. He was a ball. He didn't actually There's no law the president's tweet means nothing. Oh, it's me did I call he just said I pro I call it I call no trans dibs And they got it. We are soldiers I call no trans dibs. And they got to do anything. We are soldiers. Yeah, it's fake.

It's a whole fake fucking stupid thing that he comes up. I'm just thinking I'm like, that's kind of hard to prove. Do they check your genitals if you they do? Oh, all right. They want it, last point. They got it. They got it on the way in front of everybody. They issued you skitties. They issued you white. No, too, because they they would have like your file from yeah, they know. Oh,

the opposite certificate all that yeah. Uh-huh. You switched it up on them. That day one underwear at West Point is a sad day, dude. Kind of skips everyone around. Whitey, whitey, they give you issued whiteie tighties. You're just like oh Marching in the summer and fucking. Oh Pants with whiteie tighties. It's gonna be a safe city. I didn't know they control your undies Yeah, what the fuck you can't bring your old fucking your own boxers. No Hopefully Pat and gets in there dude. He made his own but a zan underwear

Oh the sheath man. Yeah, yeah Oh, the sheath man. Yeah, general bad. Yeah, general bad. General baddies in there. That's fucked up. I didn't know they controlled your underwear. They control your pants. Kind of hot though. Are they fucking governments controlling your underwear? I can get into that. I don't mind that. Everybody on the football team before we get there's like sneak compression shorts in. Oh, I got it. I snuck a couple in, but after two days, you know, two days, I was out.

It's time to resort to the ladies. That's for real when I quit. That was my ring the bell moment, put some whiteies on. I was like, I'm going home. That's it. Son, are you sure? These whiteies aren't going to make it. Taking off at the end of the day, they're just destroyed. From marching and standing. The Moroccan texture. They are just true.

Yeah, dude, I, yeah. Did you ever try to wear white underwear recently? No. Dude, I, I tried it in college. I was like, yeah, I'll be fine. My roommate was like, bro, have you worn them for a while? I was like, yeah, it's not me. It's insane.

Dude, I, end of the day, I checked them. I'd inspect them, I'd lay them on the bed and go, Jesus Christ. It's crazy. It's not a past inspection. The Japanese flag is what I would have. So, I just don't want to ask. Yeah, I was watching, speaking of the Japanese,

I was watching letters from me with Jima. You ever see that? Mmm. It's, uh, it was, so Clint Eastwood did flags of our fathers and then he did letters from me with Jima and it was, uh, about the Japanese and he with Jima and it did, they were fucking retarded. Why? They just, they, they killed themselves constantly.

Really? They're like, if we're going to lose, like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point?

I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point?

I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the point? I'm like, what's the everyone. I'm just, it's like, don't do that. Go take the grenade and throw it at the guys. That's crazy. Yeah.

That's it. They were like, don't be a coward. You got to fucking kill yourself right now. Damn, it's kind of the opposite of how we talked about this. That's also a good war tactic too though. Just be like, yo, Japan, I don't know if you know this. We're winning and like, fuck. Yeah, you can't fire us, we quit.

They did rage quit. Japan rage quit constantly. They were down 30 in Madden and was just like, fuck this shit. I'm turning off the game. I heard they're not showing the low mermaid out there. That's what willed so me so I can't believe. Will, so I don't know if it's true or not, but he was like, yeah, they're not it's true or not, but he was like,

yeah, they not showing a little mermaid out there. Cause she's like, Oh, China. I think it's China. China's exceptionally racist. Yeah. But then, but then now the black spider man doing good. So, you know, man, it's like an Mnet channel on twist. He takes his mask off at the end of the vlog.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He's been amongst the real- Hold on. You ever see those black NBA players that go over to China and then they get off the bus? There's just clean news to work on the end.

Oh, really? I see. They're like, this is the- Stefan Marbury loved it over there, though. You see the documentary? No, he was awesome. Yeah, he was over there like crying because they like he was like they treat me like a god over here He's a point he was a point guard right? Yeah for the nigs got to be tall man dude true finally the tall man true Yeah, I don't I wouldn't say they're all racist. Yeah, there's up. Yeah, just the ones that you just gotta have a couple of videos the algorithms getting me Now the others I've seen those vids death videos guys going on getting death videos Remember that was one of the initial side effects of COVID like early on they were saying it was turning Chinese people black

I swear to God there was an initial thing in COVID. They're saying like dudes, they first things were like, people in China, there's guys who were like, getting COVID, their skin darkens like four tones. I don't know how this happened. They just pulled out a good night and killed themselves. I don't think, fuck this. That was one lady.

She was a groupie for the Shanghai sharks. She fucked Stefan Marbury Black baby It was Yeah, really nice. Yeah, it was on New York Posts. That a good one. Yeah, yeah, it's oldest news Peace. Yeah, it was on New York Post. Is that a good one? Yeah, yeah, it's oldest news. No, it's not very reliable. It's oldest news. Every country. Now they're actually will time. I have become. I kept what's going we got to answer for keep.

Look at these. Yeah, I like it. It's like it is nice. It's hard not to What's up, dude? I'm having you here And I'm asking energies fucking awesome. Yeah, real no bullshit. Oh, appreciate it. Chill mode. I appreciate it Yeah, it kept is one of my favorite people to see at the seller Like to see you there. Thank you, man. It's hard to tell if you're like serious. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? I'm an asshole.

I was just with him and Reggie, and I was telling him, I was like, you guys are so fucking good at this. I just never know when this guy is like serious, full of shit. So I'm just like, crafty. I always just look at him, and I'm just like, all right, man. If you see me, if it's after a set, if you see I'm drinking, I'm serious. I mean, you're always drinking after a set. True.

That's usually nice after that. Yeah. Yeah, but if it's beef, you'll let you know though. True. Dude, I guess, yeah. I mean, I don't know, that's what I'm saying when it's not serious and the serious you're like, you do your nape, Dia shit, you're like, I'll fuck you.

You shit outta here right now. That's fun. That's me, Dia. It is fun, I know. And I just, I know you're not actually going to fight me, but at the same time, I want to try to get you in a headlock. Well, that's good.

That's good. You say nasty shit, yeah. He got me on, he killed me. I came over to the bar, I got done. He was like, good said. I was that's because you say nasty shit. Yeah, he got me on it. He killed me. I came over to the bar, I got done, he was like, good said, I was like, I'm him dude. And he was like, you're fucking they dude. I was like, damn. I'm they.

Oh my god. He was like, you're them because you're fat. I'm like, he's going to be them because you're fat. I'm sorry. I thought he was going to be there because you're a J. No, I know. They was the initial one and then I think them, them, you're them because you're fat. That's the one thing. I thought about it every day since. That's so fucking funny.

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And it's fuel. It's podcast fuel. True. True. It's not gay. It's top. Yeah. I'm him.

Now you're there. And then I said, and then I got you. I said, don then I got you. I said, don't just, I was like, do one set and don't mention being black. Then I went out and watched you. I could tell. It was like, it got to me. It got to me.

It got to me. I was like, fuck. He's like, you know, you're a second ahead while you're talking. Like, I could see him before he said it. I was like, I was like, I was killing. And because he went up before me, and now you got the Shane crowds at the seller. Now, which I absolutely love.

Yeah, because, no, I don't like your crowds. That's great. I like that, I like that they love you because it's like, okay, now it's a challenge. Okay. Like after coming, like once you go up and it's like, okay, now it's a challenge. You know what I mean? Like after coming, like once you go up and they're like, oh, Shane, oh, accents. And I'm like, oh, my God, it's my regular voice.

Yeah. I'm gonna figure this shit out. And, but you came out to me and you was like, yeah, fucking do a set. Don't talk about being black and don't say my name. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm like, fuck that's what I'm saying. don't talk about being black and don't say my name. You know? See? What the hell? And I'm like, going on there, I'm like, fuck that.

I'm saying, dude. No, that's what I'm saying. And my head, I'm like, I should have just got up there and start talking shit about saying. This is all I said to it. They would have. My fans would have loved that. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, fuck it.

Yeah, I think I was like, yeah. Yeah, it is funny to see that in flux at the seller. All of a sudden there's like, this is the shang room bro. It's a shame if I'm on the list, there's like a new room. You can see it, you can see the room. There's like tables of bros getting hammered.

They're like, you can hurry up. Yeah, whoever else is on. Get the fuck off the stage. It's brutal. I can almost see him in the wild now. I can, I can see you can see them. You can identify them. You can absolutely see them.

I can see who's going to be like, so through. Yeah. There's a distinctive look. Yeah. It's the most powerful man walking around. Yes. Jesus. Most powerful.

They start, is it, is it gotten to the point where they, well, I don't know because you don't really dress a certain way, but sometimes like fans start dressing like their favorite. You know what I mean? Yeah, there was a shirt. I think the guys who like us already dressed like this. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a decentralized brotherhood. Yeah. Yeah. It's just doggy riding up. People are home again and show. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's been very enjoyable to see that. Yeah, I can't believe I'm podcasting right now. My doctor told me he's like, bro, in a nervous circumstances. Why? From the toxic cloud. The doctor was like, bro, you can't podcast. I said, watch me.

You said I have to. Dude, the people need it. He's like, you can't take two weeks off. The toxic cloud. Yeah, the fucking smoke in Canada. Oh, that fucking crap from. I hated that. I hated that cloud. That was made me scared.

The toxic. I was scared of it. Yeah, dude, it was fucking hurt my lungs. I was no, I was all day. I was truly scared of it. It's why I was chucking the air quality all the time. I was like, we're backing about a couple days. Yeah. Crush me came back. It was all thick with smog. I was like, fuck, man. Yeah. Couldn't really tell the difference. Yeah.

I mean, I was outside a little bit. I smoked it, but it wasn't like, it just smelled like, you know what a remind of me of actually, and I don't even want to say this. Fuck. Go on. But when I like first landed in Nigeria the very first time. That's funny. Thank you. You know the fun.

No, because I don't like shit in all my country. But when I first landed there, the sky was like orange, just like that. But they burned their trash. Dude, I was talking to a guy from Afghanistan yesterday, my Uber driver, which dude, that's nothing better than a 30 minute drive for the guy from Afghanistan. But he was saying he went to Pakistan. He was laying out all the places for me.

He goes, Pakistan, no good. He's like too many flies and it smells. Nice. He said they burned the trash. Yeah, the fucking trash out weekly and everyone's burns the trash. They do that a lot of places. I'm surprised you talk to you. I talked to do it's not stop. Yeah. I love it. Especially if I have an Afghani like a guy from Afghanistan. So I like slowly soft-outwares from and I was like what do you think about American

women? I love talking about bro. It's the best. They do not want to make a family I've heard yeah What the make a happy family. Yeah, I said man is everyone those guys is a conservative I'm like, why do I know I'm like, why do you think that is though? They do they just go off. It's so fun It's a good time having those guys just fully go off my wife is housewife my wife my attitude The divorce rate of Afghanistan. Guess what it is? My wife is housewife my life my attitude The force of Afghanistan guess what it is less than 1% yeah, cuz you know reason dude you can't is all willy nilly Yeah, but that's I don't I mean, I don't know what they have can't stand laws, but I assume that they would like

Kill some bad. Yeah, if you try to leave it's it's like, all right, well, yeah, good luck. Now, everyone's gonna beat the hell out of you. Yeah, true. You can think, you can also take multiple wives. He was bringing down the multiple wives thing how it works. You gotta get separate quarters. You gotta get them their own spot. He's like, you are allowed to do it, but he's like, it's more of a process.

You ever see a video of fella Cootsie? Who's that? Like, he's like it's more of a process. You ever see a video of Phila Cootsie? Who's that? Like, he's a snaggerian artist. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's had like multiple wives. I have heard of that guy. Really? Yeah.

Have you heard of him? No. Oh, it's really dope. Kind of pioneered the whole Afro Beast thing that's going on now, but he had like, he has a video where he's just like sitting around He's smoking talking about like music and shit and there's like seven or eight girls just around him This is a light so just a whole podcast. Huh? Is a podcast with him and like is it is why no? This is he's I think that this is from like the 60s or some shit

This is a whole video didn't they crack down on guy? Didn't he get like in trouble or something? No, let me think of someone else. He got a shrine and a Nigerian. Let me see if I'm thinking of the same guy. I read every, I read every rules, dude. It does, but I like JJ at Coach A. I don't know about him. I don't know who that is.

It's when you're greatest athlete to all time. You should know, dude. Is it what sport? He was a soccer player. Oh, I don't watch soccer. That's what it is. Well, we got a, you know, dude. Is it with sport? He was a soccer player. Oh, I don't watch soccer. That's what we got. You know, style, Bender. You guys, yeah, you killed him. The UFC. Yeah, man. There's not Giants are coming over and rock it. Although they were already like what's his name? Come on. Who's one? Where was he born? Oh, he's actually from Nigeria.

No, there was like, isn't there's no that white African dude. He's fighting in July. He's been talking shit. There's a white South African that's like, I'm fucking Africa. Oh, really? All these guys are from here, dude. And everyone's kind of like, yeah, that's fun. That's always fun. I know he went from Missouri. I know he went from Missouri.

I know he went from a little quartile fight going on. Yeah. Damn. I'm going to see him fight. I'm going to the fight. July 8th. See, Volk. Volk will be nice.

Volk and Ruh. No, it's. Yeah. Have you been to a leguring wedding? Several. Pretty sick. The only one I've seen is that clip online of them listening to a system of a down So nice I've been a several it's fun because I've also had I've also been to Some because I got cousins is like married white girls and says it's fun just watching that juxtaposition of like a wife

Like they'll dress up and Yeah, and the drip so it would not just be watching like oh my god These people what does the guy still have to lay down and like prostrate himself before the white father-in-law Because you know they do you know Now I'm from the ladies Father and you just beg him like please do I love your Why you don't are so fucking bad dude please. Yeah, I think they skip that part. Yeah American traditional. My sister got married in Egyptian and had to wear a cape and a crown.

Oh really? We all sat there laughing at it. They didn't make y'all dress up though? No. I literally... You should have been a burden. I... I laughed. I... I... I...

I laughed. Start to finish that entire ceremony. Because they would do shit and then the women would be like, BALOOH! They would do that the whole time. I was just like, yeah. Damn. It's called culture, Shane.

I know this is my culture. We laugh at you. The things are funny, which is a nice culture. Yeah, we just kind of sit there for like nice 20 minutes. We're sitting and talk to each other ignore what's going on. The right. Let's go get drunk. Yeah, we got her. You have a good fuck. Let's go. Let's go. Man, they drink to do. Oh, yeah, fucking I can't even drink the shit that like my parents. Yeah, what are they drink? I can't even drink this shit that like my pants are. Yeah, what do they drink? So at the last wedding it was just about a lorimmi like on every table and I'm like,

yo this shit is drunk. I feel like a rum would be big there. Rum? Yeah. And we was part of that triangle there. Traditionally they got a lot of rum. True. Maybe I'm rum.

Oh no. No, that was a gift. Yeah no. No, that was a gift. Yeah. Oh yeah, that was a big part of, I was bringing up pretty nasty stuff. Yeah. They part of what? The slave trade. Rum was entitled.

I was a Linux slave trade. Yeah. Because there was the sugar plantations and they would take the rum from the sugar cane and then it was like gifts, they would give it to the African dudes. They'd be like, yo, here's some rum. They're like, all right, I got you bro trade What are these guys on the wall Well, that's costar great

Sherman and John Brown dude you got come on man John Brown's the man John Brown's the Okay, okay for sure for sure All right, all right these are all you guys don't worry all right All right, all right For us the founder of the KKK I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I don't want to burn you with more stuff. I don't want to stop.

But dude, it's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, General I gotta say I told you I have a sick picture for you. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I don't want to burn you with more stuff I don't know how to stop but dude. It's a very now. I'm not curious how you're gonna like it. It's very

Very primal. It's a great work of art. Yeah, it's very primal work of art. Nice. Yeah, man. I'm excited What are you doing? Lamar? moving with some I Got a your gift. I forgot it was in my bag. You have a gift for me? Well, we got it in a... Sinsi. You left it there. Oh, okay. Did you return your gift?

What is it, Limer? Oh, nice. A picture that got drew. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah. Oh, that reminds me. I got to support that guy. The hat. What hat? That's Sinsi hat I was wearing. Hold on. You guys, I'm sorry. Yes, support. I'm sorry. Nah, you good. That reminds me I got to support that guy the hat what that that's since he had I was wearing hold on you guys I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I Say you're all you saying you're on Maka root now

Yeah, I'm putting in the smoothies. I'm trying to do I'm trying to just I'm trying to do the cold shower thing as much as I can too But it gets it's it's easier to do after a workout like it's really easier to work out but uh it's hard to be consistent with that shit. You're playing with the ingredients of a series bonus recipe cold showers, mockaroot is that what that is? That puts lead in the cold showers gives you bonus. Oh yeah that'll put lead in the pencil. Oh you get out and start with it. Yeah sure dude. Okay I mean the mockarots yeah it increases. I've been noticing a little more prominent erection. I haven't I mean Yes, but I haven't had sex since I started doing it in like a week. Okay, so

It's I don't know. We'll see. Mocker root adds up. Okay, it was pretty intense. I think you know him bays another one Every culture has their own natural affidizia except if you travel in there They're all like if you're like anywhere in Mexico, like drink this fucking hot tea. Jamaica was hit me with that red bull and red wine. He was doing that at the bar. 10, they're all fuck all night with that. It's pretty tight to go to another country and it dude finds, you're like,

you wanna get fucking hard to sell? And you're like, it's no big deal. They have no problem talking about it. No, they talk about it just every single time that this is gonna get you. It's so hot, you're like, just every single time. This is gonna get you Alright, man. I mean

If you don't have NFL soccer seasons over guys just stop like yo how hard to dick, you know like it's pretty fucking hard Dude I fell for other stuff. Yeah, it's not sports. It's just dudes talking about us Imagine going to like if you're a foreigner going to dive bar here So I'm gonna be like you want your dick hard partner Okay, we're gonna put me on the, the honey. I didn't know what that shit was at all. What's the honey? It's like corny honey. Oh, you're talking about like gas station boner pills, kind of.

Yeah, it's like a packet you suck. Yeah, but I never got it from the gas station. I think he went and got it from like the actual sex store. And then, TSA, but it's a freak. Bro, dude, I told you my YouTube poll I wanted to, there's a YouTube poll of black dudes are like reviewing gas station motorbills.

It's so fucking funny. I can't do what man. I mean, that's what that stuff is. I mean, a sex shop is in gas stations are pretty yeah pretty pretty Yeah, but a gas station. I don't know the gas station. Bonapill seems like feels yeah, it feels like true hard body Go yeah, my body going fall out like I know they're highly reviewed. I've seen guys reviewing them up Just being like bro, I fucking it's all fucking dunked on her dude The analogies are awesome.

Yeah. No, just talking about just dog in a chick. Yeah. It's like, take this. You're going to punish the woman you're with. Yeah. You want it to herder? Go to the gas station.

Some of the ads are literally stick figures. She's like, she's going to hate this. Dude, there's one I think we're ladies like crutches on fire as the advertisement. So I take one of these and they show it's like, she's gonna hate this. Dude, there was one I think where a lady's like, crotch is on fire as the advertisement. So I take one of these and they chose like before, just like the lady like lay in there and after her like, vagina's on fire and she's like rolling around screaming and pain. The guys is going, fucking right dude.

Have you ever taken one? No, no, no, no. Okay, I'm gonna have you. Wait, have I ever taken one before? I guess they see. I took a blu-tru before, not that stuff, no. Did it work? Yeah, Bluetooth work No, I don't know I talked to told me I couldn't take him

Said my dick's too small get a pearl app stainless I never go to the doctor. I just make it up. I just got to read in the chart telling you that your asshole pop. You're going to want to sit down for for this this type of news is never easy. You're not allowed to have gas station butter pills. You could happen to any mother. She grinded it all. Your butt could fall out. Your asshole. And it's quick too.

You'd think it would take like slow. It's just punches out of you. Back your slacks. All right. That's great. I was thinking about it. The dyed suddenly version of that fucking documentary boy that's great. I was thinking about it. Oh, okay, my best died suddenly version of that fucking Good doc, yeah, be nice that'd be a nice one. Oh, be nice one guys ass is popping out Like a father passed away

It's fucking ass popped out. That's ass. Guys, he was shuffling a sweet Caroline and his ass all about. You know, you make me want to. That gets that's going. Yeah, yeah. Now wait a minute. That's going That gets me going every time yeah, I hear that a wedding

Yeah, let me get up there and show them with the bacon Sizzle on the floor. That's what man classic. You didn't know about that Know about the bacon? Do it again. You just lay on the ground and go. Where? Classic white man dance, dude. I don't know.

It's shuffle, like the... Yeah, we got it shuffle. Yeah. Lay down, do the bacon. I've never seen a white guy lay on the floor and start dancing. I'll show you. I'm actually never seen that in my life. Next time you and me go to a cool party.

I was seeing like a awkward, I was seeing like a party. I knew the next cool party we go to. I was seeing an awkward two step. That's like the goat's who, yeah, the worm. We got our hands on the worm and went nuts with that. Yeah, we got the worm.

Run the worm. I remember the worm, but that was, I remember black people doing that first really? That shit like on like stomped the yard type shit. Yeah, yeah, it was like the worm and then it got corny really fast Remember white people did it to the doggie. Yeah, the doggy's kind of tough It do I remember got our hands on the doggy. No, they don't tough. That was a white person pride Pride if you could do the doggy. Yeah, it's hard. That's a tough to be fair about the worm the first person I remember seeing doing it was Scotty too hotty and oh

You're right. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Okay, white Thank you. Scott. You're right. I remember that. I think the word came from Russia. I think that was a Russian invention. Absolutely. You're looking up. Look up the originator of the world. I'm sure it was like a break to answer. Yeah. That's what I was saying. It was Eddie Gordo from second. Who's Scottie? Do you know? Remember Sky Do Ii and Rikishi and who's the other guy? Sounds familiar. Grandmaster Sexy. I know the name Scotty do.

I can't put a face to the guy. Yeah, it says it was popularized by Scotty to. Whoa, but I don't know. I don't. The worm was performed at shows in the 1970s and was widely popularized during the 1980s. Funk period and continues to be associated with break dancing. You know what's funny? I was looking up suicide statistics and suicide dipped big time in the 80s and the early 90s. Now it's back on the rise. The worm might have taken the suicide

rates down, dude. There's no way you can kill yourself after watching someone do the worm. No way. Oh my god, I thought he was going to fucking fall. He gently lowered himself to the ground. Killing someone at a breakdance and cow killing yourself at a breakdance is nice. Come out like it. It's spinning. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No Whoa, where did that come from? Is this part of the act? Where did the final beat when he's supposed to?

God, that'd be terrible if I do ever. Yeah, that could be one way sign up for a fucking rap battle would be nice What did you say about me? God that'd be crazy the first be any like Yeah, that makes me there's nothing that makes me more nervous. I'm trying to think about rap battle. It makes me it's like that's the most intense. So terrible. It's the most intense environment possible for performance. I would it is I would love to go to one, but then at the same time,

I don't because of the way that the fucking room is. First of all, it's about maybe you get probably like 25 minutes of rap and then an hour and a half of Niggas yelling at each other over some other shit, like arguments. Yeah. I watch him a lot. I like him though. Yeah, I watch him. Yeah.

I watch him just when Ron was doing him. I used to watch him and they promote the whole fucking time. There's 15 different promoters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, what are you gonna get to the back? Yeah, like, you ever see that one of those two like chicks? No. Oh, I ain't.

It's one of my favorite videos ever. It's just been too worst. It's like the worst rap battle of all time. Oh, that's gotta be good to watch. Yeah, I just suck. We'll watch it. Yeah, I don't know. I want to show you it makes me happy. It's some brutal good to watch. Yeah, we'll watch it. Yeah, I don't know what to show you. It makes me happy.

It's some brutal shit on there. This is guy, say rock, and he's like rapping. Because sometimes he's gonna do men versus women. And he just says the worst shit. But he just doesn't stop, bro. He's like, you big neck bitch, you refrigerator built bitch. And he doesn't feel like it I'm

I'm Ryan And then even Ryan You're supposed to know and you keep your fucking gross to look at Bro, this is just, I'm not like it's brutal He's actually really dumb You bad built bitch you big on the top low on the bottom built bitch. I'm like nigga

Bro That's just art Pure flow stay I like you I'm saying one where the girl was like actually really good because she wasn't going at it from the sex angle She was just going at it from like you were fucking loser or whatever. And the dude was awesome shit like you get a period and love it. But it was just like, I think you get out of here. So one of a white dude, there's a clip going around and he gets punched immediately. But he's like, you say I won't use the end word. I see that one. I think he won. Anyway, that's a win dude.

Yeah, you get the other guy to punch you. Yeah. But this setup everyone's like, no way. You sound won't use the M work. He is. You popped right in the face. It was this. That's suicide by freestyle though.

That's suicide by freestyle. That's a smart thing to do if you don't have any other like words. Shit, I'm out. I'm out. I'm gonna make a point of it. I'm gonna get knocked out. Fuck it. Pull the point on this.

That's a wild strategy. Damn. Pull the point on this. That's a wild strategy. Damn. We just got some good videos. That's tough. Yeah, I'm excited to... Yeah. Can we pause for a second? Yeah, we got to see these.

We got to see these, man. This lady. The two girls. Hey, I forgot to mention this on the last episode when I was wearing this cool Cincinnati hat. The two girls. The two girls. Hey, I forgot to mention this on the last episode when I was wearing this cool Cincinnati hat. My buddy Teddy, Teddy Carrus, played with the bangles,

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Twa. And I'm watching with that motherfucker stole our pie. But then it was, he was delivering it. It was so funny. And he was accusing us of, we left daggers in like the room of a Jamaican influencer. He's like you know Jamaicans are scared of daggers, dude Dude, yeah, that was I woke up and it was like Chet Hanks was translating the podcast into Pat's body I was like it was so nice magnesium Big ups. It is not I like my mind get on the mag bro. I still like it. Bye back on that was good battles What was that guys name? Say rocks. Hey rock just made front of a lady for being fat screaming in her face. It's like a drill sergeant. Yeah, there's white Canadians are

That was I forget serenade and Was it okay? I don't know what other girls initials were. Yeah, this is like T.S. Serenade. And uh, I don't know. I don't know. Whatever the girls initials were. Yeah, this is like Tsk or something. Yeah, she was a beast. She's got a nice compared to serenade. Serenade.

It just felt like she was just like, like a teacher talking, like it didn't even sound like rap or anything. I think she thought rap was just saying something a black person would say. She's like, I'm not trying to be a hater. Hey duh. Yeah, she was he seems that far off Yeah, that was like a hot crazy lady confronting reality. It's all there was that was tough You're a hot lady lady people like yeah for sure

Dude you can definitely get in there your battle rapper. Yeah, get in there. You seem like a battle rapper Man upside down snowman built body bitch. That I'm gonna stop. Back in Rose and body bitch. Upside down banjo body bitch. Oil funnel body. Handle body oil filter was the most. I was like really comedic.

Yeah. Oh no, I'm doze be funny. Yeah, I know, them dudes be funny, bro. Yeah, he was, funny. That crushed that lady, man. That was, she was, yeah, he was like smiling. He don't come back from that. Yeah, that's not okay. He don't come back from that.

That's not okay, bro. Yeah, that's permanent damage. Yeah, a lot of times in battle, sometimes they'll say like, like, because it's weird, because some of them do is actually like we cool with each other like wrestling but then they get in that ring and it starts getting real personal and sometimes they'll say shit like somebody says something about like your wife

got shot for you when you still wouldn't marry her and whole crowd was like whoa and it was like, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna be getting shot for you as a fucking nightmare. I'll never hear the end of that. I'm saying I'd be fucking, I might take the gun. Fucking, yeah. You gotta finish her. We gotta put her down, dude. Finish her. You gotta put her down. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Y'all, Christ. I'm gonna be taking the trash out for 60 years after this. I got shot for you. It's like well, to be fair, it was not a good marksman. And you could hate us. Hey, you. I mean, what you're doing there in the first place, you told you to say, yeah, I'll never hear the end of that. I got a fucking shot for you. That's also a test to metal. A lot of women will say, like, I die for you. It's like, well, would you? Yeah.

Probably, I think they would, honestly. I don't think women value their lives that much. I really don't think they value their own lives at all. Hmm. Why? Why you say that? I don't know. I just think they're just like whatever.

Like, do you ever play a cards against humanity with women? They do a lot of suicide jokes and shit. I think we hang around different women. True. That's right, actually. Yeah, I think we're gonna be shocked on this one. I gotta feel when you guys hang out with the exact same women.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember I was shocked. I played cards against him mean I'm literally just making stuff up but yeah I remember playing cargy and humanity it was nothing but like the most vicious suicide jokes and I was like Jesus Christ It was to be a different girl like ha ha Man, I just heard somebody describe a comedians comedy as just cargy and humanity for oh just describe a comedian's comedy as just cards against humanity for Oh, just fake shocking for morons. I was like damn, that's a hurtful. Hurtful this. Yeah, it's pretty brutal. I said, I'm not trying to be a Heta. But behind Neve Heta, there's an answer. truth a guy on Facebook said I sucked it rapping, but I was kind of cute. Yeah, that's true

Can't believe you remember that shit. Yeah, I actually do Try to be as bad as here you might put filly back on the map back on the map. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Cassidy and me. Me freeway. Cassidy. Did Cassidy lose all this stuff? Because he like botched him murder against a guy and then I don't know. Cassidy fell from grace and it wasn't their thing.

He was like a man. I think he like, he was a jail. Yeah. I want to say it was larcen He was a man. I think he was a jail. Yeah. I want to say we was larceny, but I don't think it was that we came out of jail and bragged about killing the guy or something. His family is like, you jerk. He was like, yeah, we know. When he came out of jail, he was on some real gospel rep at first. That's what I mean. And then he's guys that doesn't pay the bills. He stopped doing that and he started battle wrapping and his battle reps are not that great That's kind of that's kind of hurt. Yeah, this is got from Philly though name easy to block captain fire He's nice fire. There's a dude from Philly who just he was on the run for a while got killed

There's a dude He was on the run for murder and he just got murdered. Now they're like, now he's like famous. They're like, oh, he was the best. rapper. Yeah, he was like releasing music on the run. Oh, shit. Wait, there was a guy. It was a say, you know, who take A's. This is old. He was on the run. He has a song that's called on the run. But the race is called the race. And he was like running across the country for murder charge and they call him like, I don't know, somewhere on the East Coast, had to take him back to Dallas. He's like 15 years old though. I didn't hear about that.

I go in those late night YouTube holes of like murder drappers and I watch all their videos and like they would have been great. That could be so good. That's a great. That's a lot of them. Yeah. I didn't watch that King Vaughan documentary. I don't know. Oh, the murder, yeah, the mass murder King Vaughan, I started that and fell asleep. No, it's that. It's called, so the theory is, I don't know if it's short enough, but it's like rap's first

serial killer. And they just kind of, it's like a three hour fucking YouTube documentary. And they just talk about like he killed 10 people apparently. But the thing I don't like about it is like it's this British guy that's reporting it. And it just feels weird. He's like King Von tweeted. I don't got a British accent. It's not a what's his name? It's not Louis Thro is it? No, no, it's just a guy on YouTube. Oh, okay. And this guy's a real sicko, man.

He's killed, he's must be the first mass mecho. The first serial killer of rap. Chicago's drill rap, see his brutal. I didn't want some real rap. It is. It's a boy. I watched, uh, Oh, it's streets of Chicago.

Yeah. So what? The gangsters, the Cypals, among others. I watched the... Hordy streets of Chicago. It's so funny. The gangsters, the Cypals, among others. Truth of thugs. Vicious gangsters. Firearms. Narcotics. All in one set of projects. I hate him.

It's like, I just passed out. I was, this will be cool when I was like, bros knuckles. Most brutal projects and clubs. I fucking hate it. How far did you get into the, into the dark? Man, I was probably like 20 minutes in. The thing that was like really told me was the tweets like

because I was like rap this kid when he was like yeah, I need blood. He was tweeting like I need blood crazy shit I'm like and again, I don't know if any of this true but apparently after like they said he killed somebody who would tweet like who died and then like laughing emoji's after that. I'm like, these kids. Yeah, don't stop. You just before after Chief Keith. What do you mean? Didn't you say was Chicago just like G block? Bang bang. Oh block. Is that what it is? Oh block. Oh block. Yeah, they're on the same time Chief. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I am from there. I was watching the chief keyfans. I know. It was just who was the dude who?

It was the white guy that did the all-gas no breaks. He did one. Oh, yeah, you know block one. That was pretty good Yeah, and then so did a guy before him that said he was cheat or stealing it from There's very uncomfortable to watch a white dude go in there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what was it like, vice? Almost like vice, basically. Yeah, okay. Yeah. No, it was the white dude that was challenging people

to basketball. Oh, that fucking guy. I could be wrong on that. No, that's a different one. Yeah, there's no way. There's a white guy that would go down to the game. That's what I'd be like. I'm here in the hood.

Yeah. He was just good at basketball. He was good. It's a white dude that was decent at basketball. I would go down the hood and be like, I'm about to school some of these guys in the hood. You're just playing. You're just like, basketball. He must get it. So a white dude that was decent at basketball, go down the hood and be like, I'm about to school some of these guys in the hood. You just like do stuff to him.

I mean, there's like guy- I mean black jeans shorts. You would just be like, I schooled the best ballers in the hood. It was just a guy that was, he just found the guy. I know. That's a cool.

That's a neat old juice. Yeah, for real. Say, hey, what are you doing? That's me. Yeah. Nothing. Just. Nothing. Just hanging out. Dude, I saw a vice documentary about just an abandoned building and like it was this

stupidest, they were talking about St. Louis and they're like, it's the most abandoned city. It's just so fucked up. And they were just in an abandoned building. Like, can you believe this? Yeah. So, it's a fucking abandoned building. It was an abandoned school. And they were like, wow, building like can you believe this yeah, so he's a fucking abandoned building It was an abandoned school and they're like wow I used to go to the school

Like fucking vice you stood bottom. Yeah, I would watch it They would just present you the worst problems of all time and that was it nothing. Yeah You'd go sit there, but I didn't know they're fucking drilling oil in the Congo or some shit Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, what are the words are controlling like oil there? So yeah, well, I think vice just gives people, I think I've heard they did, they could give you like a little programming like a Bible basically. Like, this is how you shoot a documentary and you're like, yeah, go for it. Could be wrong. I could be totally wrong.

I think they started to work for them. Yeah, I think they have like a pretty bare bones thing where I,, I heard this from someone. It was like, yeah, eventually they just like, or if you work for them, they just give you a little book like, this is how you shoot documentaries. Here's your gear. They started the fucking, we've talked about before the one and Liberia is fucking great. The cannibals, general butt naked. Oh, God, yeah. Back when bite started and it was Shane Smith yeah they were fucking good and say his name Gavin Gavin Gavin Gavin so is named Gavin kind of rules but shout out Gavin that we do I forgive you for

founding the proud boys do they know that joke did they started to do it yeah I think Gavin McGinnis and Shane Smith I could be wrong. I think Gavin was one of the founders. But yeah, the Liberia ones. Yeah, wild dude. Yeah, it was fucking nice to do that. And then it became just like vote for a Hillary. It's like, man, I thought you guys were cool. They were showing me Liberia. They had the magazine too. The magazine was a big deal. It got bought by somebody. It got bought by The magazine too, the magazine was a big deal. It was like a cool magazine. It got bought by somebody, it got bought by Rupert Murdoch, like fucking Disney.

Did it really? Who did Vise get bought by? I'm not Disney, but. No, that makes sense, yeah. It was bought by Disney? Yeah, that's about where I make sense. Shit, the bed. They were probably like, I tried to work.

I tried to go here boys, let's do it. You be a good vice reporter. No, I wasn't trying to be reporter. I was just trying to hold the camera or something. It was the Murdoch's. Yeah, they're like, that's enough for you guys covering the West Kong. There you go. There's an abandoned building. Why don't we focus on white nationalists? Why don't we pretend that that's a bigger problem than it is?

Dude, the guy was skateboarding inside the school. He's like, I brought my skateboard. I'm gonna try to skate in here. And he just fucking fell. I was like, fuck is this? I saw the best. I was watching a movie. I saw, I think, my new favorite movie.

I'm yet to watch it. I only watch the trailer. It's called... That's also sick to watch a movie. Like, my new trailer makes my favorite movie by far. It's called American Insurrection. And it's just liberal porn, dude. It's about if the insurrection happened,

white nationalist takeover America. And it's like all, it's just Trump supporters that are now fascists that are like, they have checkpoints and shit. And it's a gay couple an Arab woman and a Non-binary woman what she's wearing like a mad feminist t-shirt and they go on like a killing rampage Like execute the preview they're like executing Trump supporters Nice dude, that's what they remember they tried to do to if the if the Confederacy one

Yeah, make that a show. Think about it every day. Broke. There was the Nazis. There was one of the Nazis. The Nazis won. Which they blew that could have been awesome. The man in the high castle. Yeah, that was it. Man in the high castle. That could have been awesome.

I didn't know that they had a confedistry. Well, they didn't have that one about the confedistry. Yeah, I think it was with HBO or something. And then they they they they they got so much backlash before it even came out that they scrapped it with Yeah, be honest. No, no, no, I don't watch it. Yeah, I'd be curious to see what they thought They did one where it was like what if America sided with the Nazis It was just Jewish people Not let Adam on

I'm gonna go ahead and stop Wait, that was a that was a that was a show. Fuck. I figured it was called But yeah, what if America side was just like America is Nazis. They are yeah, I was like the point of the show It was like all right enough of this. Yeah, that's gonna see we know we're not in fact. We killed them. Yeah, so we opposed them We the opposing force against the Nazis. You said the right thing. Think about D day Think about D day I think about all those white Nazis that stormed the beach White Nazi heroes. Yeah, they scored on their own goal. I'm like wait what fuck yeah

Yeah, that was an own goal. I think that's a was an own goal. That was a day was an own goal. I did that's an own goal. That was the movie day was an own goal. That was the road. That was a movie. That's a real movie. There was an HBO series that was like that. Well, hand made in his tail was kind of weird girl psychological porn, really. They're like, they're all in control and like religious male authority figures were like, yeah, have kids now.

I don't want to. No, I'm not done working You know, you know, I don't want this to affect you know when I stop watching did you watch him? No, I never watch oh I watch it a little bit. Did you watch it? No, I watch my wife watching I like catch her watching it Be like you love this shit It was just it was a point where she I ain't no point in bringing it up. What is it? No, it was just it was a point where she liked it. I didn't I didn't. 30 live. You loved it. I was watching it. I was I was trying to get a joke out of it. I forgot what the fuck the joke was. It was something about calling them like

out of their name because they called them off-read and off whatever. It was all something and then the punch line was bitches. I can't remember. I can't remember. Well, I can't remember exactly how it went. That's what it was. You know my favorite thing to do with the sellers is to get Keith Robinson fired up about politics. One of my favorite things to sit down and be like, I love Trump.

Dude, but there was, I'm not gonna say who it was. There was a comedian there. An African American comedian was sitting with us. And they were like, I voted for Trump. And he was just like, Oh! He was furious. He was furious.

He was so, he was like, you're telling him. He was doing that. He was so good. He just, he forgave me. He's like, that's your dumb wife, I of course, is how you feel, but when it was a black person, he was like, oh!

That's great. That's the one thing I've, that thing, keep saying seriously, then, because we just saw him last night. His hour is great, bro. Oh, it's unbelievably, it's unbelievably good. It's so good. He's more powerful than him.

His second stroke made him more powerful. He did another one. Yeah, his second stroke made him more powerful. He did another one. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, he goes on. He doesn't. No one cares less. Oh my God. It's fucking so awesome. Annie's so like, brutally Keith, that it's like the sympathy thing is out the window immediately. Like don't, if he gets it on stage and you don't feel sorry for him at all.

No, I mean, it's such a bad person. Yeah, he's like, he's such a piece of shit. I like, I don't want to say anything. I'm going to say one joke. We can say one. It's a quick one, but he's like, I'm sorry Keith for burning it, but he's like, I forget I'm like this because he's, he's choked. He's like, I forget I'm like this because he's choked. He's like, I'm still, I still see a handicap

motherfucker on the scene on the street and I'll be like, ah! And then I'll be like, look at you motherfucker. And I'm like, oh, shit! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! I mean, dude, unbelievable. It's so good. He's the one person at the cellar where I'm like, fuck. Yeah. I gotta follow that. Yeah. Not saying I'm, but that's the only one I'm ever.

Yeah, but you're fucking in. I'm out there, but I'm then, but he's the one guy I'll be sitting there next. You're just like, how the fuck are you gonna follow? I do get a full of things. You talk shit about him. I followed him once on him at the cell and I was just like, y'all know Keith Drive, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I'all know Keith Drive, right? Yeah.

Just like, okay, get this motherfuck off the row. He drinks, he drives, he drives the shit. Like that's all I said. And I was like, I got the second one. Yeah. That's funny. Keith Drive is hilarious. It's fucking weird to be on like, every time I see him get in the car, I'm like, bro, he really, yeah, I guess you only need one side. Really? He's got that right foot.

Spud was telling me about what the fuck are those planes called where they take off too fast and everyone passes ghost planes? And he, dude, you got a stroke from on a plane? Really? Well, dude, there's a... There was recently, there was a plane flew over Washington DC, and like, Jets had to go like, follow it to see what the fuck they were doing, and then on like smaller...

I think like, private Jets a lot of the times, on smaller flights. Something like a view, reach altitude, you know how high? You know how high? Everyone fucking passes out or dies. And there's just a ghost plane flying on auto pilots around the city and they make sense. They'd like bring it down. The pressure, yeah, that's what happened to paint Stewart, the golfer, the cabin depressurized.

I'm sure that's what it is. You take off too fast, maybe it doesn't pressurize quick enough. Yeah, and like, you get private flights where everyone on board just dies instantly. He was on a private flight and they just had to let it fly. They let it fly the front on the gas, they try to steer it until it crashes and board just dies instantly. He was on a private flight and they just had to let it fly. Yeah, they let it fly the runs on the gas. They try to steer it till it crashes and like the world. Where they die instantly.

Yeah, pilots die. They everyone gets like euphoric and giddy for like 10 seconds. Yeah, there's no oxygen and you pass out. Is that what happened with that Malaysian flight? That's what they think possible. Yeah. Right in the ocean. Oh, that was one of the, did you watch that documentary?

Uh, they didn't know. They just come up with wild theories, but then they show you, like, act out. You know what I mean? They show you footage of like, here's what happened. These two Russian guys sat in the front, they climbed up, opened the hatch, but then you watch it and you're like, yeah,

that is what happened. They're showing me. There you go. I'm like, yeah, I believe it. I can see it. And then they cut to like an expert that's like, no, and you're back on your couch. Yeah, obviously. That's the only image your brain has. Yeah, that's real. Yeah. I don't know what to believe. It's what I don't need.

I'm like, no, yeah, just one expert real quick. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I don't know why I thought that. I guess because you showed me it. You showed me a moving image. You showed me it. Took that out there. Yeah, they were like, Russians got in there, ripped the fucking, the cables down in the basement of it that can depressurize the cabin.

Then they took control of it. What they do. Why would the Russians take it away? They landed it in. I don't know. It's all bullshit. High-jacked it and just landed it. What they do. Why would the Russians take it away? They landed it in. I don't know. It's all bullshit. Yeah. They hijacked it and just landed it.

Like, this is ours now. There was something where like the pilot was running flight simulations of kind of the exact flight path. Really? Yeah. Where they were like, maybe this guy might have done it. Yeah. But I don't want to put that on.

Although you think a pilot would run a death. You think they'd run the death spiral. See, like, what's up? They can do it. Run the, yeah, like crashing. Try to hit a barrel roller. I don't know. Just being like, what would happen to this thing starting to fall? Could I, let's take this thing to space, dude.

True. He might have went up. And they never thought about that. And he'd go up. Everybody's looking down. He's going down. He might have went up. Everybody's looking at their shoes.

I'm out here looking at the sky. Yeah. Hell is it? It's going to come back down. Even if they're shoes, I'm out here looking at the sky. Hell is it? It's going to come back down. I think there was a lady that found it. Like right away, that was great. They did this thing where they gave satellite imaging to, there was like a website.

Anybody could just scour the whole area. Because they're like, it'd not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. That was one of the theories. It's possible. One of the theories was it was taking off, going to China with some technology on board that we were like, nah. Ooh. Are you a big conspiracy theorist, Guy?

Depends what we're talking about. True. Y'all entertain them. I'll certainly entertain them. I don't even think he has any. Do you have any? I don't have any. Like JFK, for'll entertain them. I'll certainly entertain them. I don't even think, do you have any? I don't have any. Like JFK for sure.

Yes. Okay. Okay. The election obviously. It was rigged. COVID, COVID, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I don't beat. No, I'm not, I don't, yeah, whatever.

You know, like COVID, for instance, you don't, nothing. Or yeah, I think that, I don't think it was on purpose, but I think it was, they just covered up, it came out of a lab in China. Yeah. And they're just still not even pursuing how to that. They're not pursuing Epstein at all. Yeah.

No one's pursuing that. And the whole country knows. Well, they are, they sealed it. He was busted as a pedophile, and they sealed it. The whole court record was sealed somehow. We're like, yeah, this is, there's a law where like, if you're like a super rich pedophile, we sealed it. The whole court record was sealed somehow. We're like, yeah, there's a law where like, if you're like a super rich pedophile,

we can seal the whole thing. And like no one can ever look into it. There was, so there's, I mean, I think that one's not even a conspiracy. Yeah, that was clearly, that one's clear. It was part of an intelligence program. That one's clear. I just had, what do you think about COVID?

What was your, didn't you? No, I'm not, I'd really just be going with the wind on shit. Yeah, okay, if it's real, whatever they say it's real, but I don't I'm not combative like that But I have a friend that's like, yo, this shit is fucking bullshit. It's bullshit. I mean telling us to do all this Dada, I ain't getting like I didn't want to get the vaccine. I didn't want to get the vaccine We had to so we're actually and actually, I feel like I can't say it.

I got the cell. I got it. I got it. Huh? That was bullshit. The force you guys. The force you guys. Yeah.

I mean, and at this point, I know people that, uh, that not comics, but like people that faked it, then we're like a kid working. Yeah. The bros. I mean, you know what I mean? I got to go to another country. You got the car from the other country.

I got to go to a different country. I don't feel, I don't feel no different. I don't think it's like fucking ridiculous that like if somebody dies now, they'd be like, see you, you be vaccinated. You got the vaccine. I'm talking about J.F. J.F. Tomo Jamie Foxx. There's a wild thing going vaccine. I'm talking about J.F. J.F. Tell my Jamie Foxx ever there's a wild thing going around.

I don't even that's the thing about the internet that pisses me off. If I was Jamie Foxx, I would just not even show my face until he did. I think he's fucked. You do. Yeah, he's fucked up. I think that's I thought I could have sworn I read that he was like his daughter says he he he he he's yeah, yeah. I I do but then he was still in the fucking hospital though You was in the hospital with him. No, he had a stroke didn't he it was he didn't a center and had a stroke and

Come out and say didn't like I could be wrong but I thought they can and came out and started saying some wild can and yeah What's true Nick can it dude. He might own Nick Cannon. He's at the forefront. He is. I don't know. I could be wrong because I looked up. I heard Nick Cannon came out and like spill the beans, but I couldn't find it on Google.

Yeah, but you're right. I don't know why the daughter would tweet that he's playing pickleball. Yeah. Well, there was just so much conflicting information on it. She was like, he's all good. He's playing pickleball. Yeah, but why would she?

But then it was like, he had another shirt. I don't know shirt out. Who knows it's terrible Jamie Foxx is the fucking man. Yeah, but yeah, there's a lot of people that went down that I was like that could be vaccinated. Yeah, that could be a booster fucking related pass out. Maybe it's because I'm Nigerian. I got all this strong, you know, I'm saying immune system and blood and shit. You know, we disappear your race. So it's just not, it's just don't affect. You know what I'm saying? Could be. Why are you trying to get me to say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Say it. Say it. Say it. And that's what, who was saying that shit yesterday. I was keeping it with black people like for two hours. Yeah, we don't get COVID That was a real report which was fucking crazy That's when I'm that's when I'm on my conspiracy theory shit because I'm like why would y'all put this out there? Well that black people don't get Yeah, why were saying you were were saying they were getting the worst first. And then they were putting it out.

Exactly. But at first it was like, they don't get it at all. Oh, yeah, remember that. And then it was like, you know, because this is all dying. Yeah. I think most conspiracies, they didn't know what the fuck was going on and people were just reporting shit. And that happens all the time.

Like, they're like Sandy Hook. They were like, they've apprehended a second shooter It's like yeah, they didn't you just got false information to set it and now that's out there One local news station saying the wrong thing You know maybe a dude a dude came out for Jamie. It was like some white dude was like I know it first hand. He got it and now he's fucked up. They were like fuck you dude But it's like who knows he could just be trying to sort of have them with the dude from the bills What?

Okay, he died on the field and people were like they tried to stay as a vaccine. I mean, it's never happened to ever Yeah Well, they were saying there's There's a theory There's a couple. So. There's a couple. Here's the thing though. So I think it happened. It originated in the lab. They covered it up to save like the government's self,

whatever. And then all of a sudden it was the big farmer company. It's like, hold on, hold on. We could, this will be nice. And they made billions of bucks and forced everyone to get it. And dude, it's. Sure. People have gotten fucked up from it for sure. I talked to so many people. I talked to a lady who passed out I got a second shot passed out Myocarditis apparently is a big I talked a lot of people said their cardio is fucked up

Yeah, people do pass out from needles though a lot true also, but back to the big format thing Yeah, it's not a conspiracy to think that our government is controlled almost entirely by corporations. Yeah. It's not a conspiracy. No. So when it comes to something like this, I don't think it's very conspiratorial to think that I was anything about the I was actually talking

about the disease. Oh, yeah. But there exists or not? How it's not that serious. How all of us in this room have gotten it like five times yeah, and four of those times didn't notice And the only time I did is when I stuffed my hand in my ass and smelled it And where holy shit I The old ass test. That is. That is. That is.

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See, this is what it's supposed to smell like. I'm not getting any other doctor. I'm not getting any other doctor. I'm not getting a smell your ass either. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's a while. Uh, we should switch over to the patch, right? We don't want to take up time.

Matt, you and I have to get to the gymnasium to work out. You're welcome to stay for another hour if you'd like. We got nothing. No pressure. No pressure. Nah, I think I'm a buggy. All right, which, uh. Thanks, Kat.

You got anything to promote? You got a podcast or any shit like that? Nah, bro. I don't even do podcasts. This is like the first one I've done and maybe like five years. Oh, yeah I'm happy you came over. Yeah, yeah, I was just like fuck it. Yeah, you know, but I'm gonna go right with it. Uh Reggie. Oh nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah All right, thank you. Thank you. That was awesome. Nice me. It was awesome. Love. I love you too So, all right. Thank you. Thank you, man.

It was awesome, bro. It was awesome. Love. I love you, too.