Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 449 - 2 Cool 4 Home School (feat. Lil Sasquatch)

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

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Well, anyway, we're here live. Welcome to the podcast. We're here with Harry. Yep. Hello, Harold. Harold is Harold. Harry. Just Harry. Well, but it's just you're just not your government. Harold. Government. No, it's not. It's Harry. You're like, you're like a wrong. You're born Harry.

Show me my license. Like the Prince. Yeah. Prince Harry. Yeah, exactly like that. You're the Prince of Pod. The Prince of Comedy. Harold, you're the head off.

Sue business dude. You just showed off your fucking cool hair. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no busy, dude. You just showed off your fucking cool hair, dude. Oh, my haircut? I didn't get a haircut. I know about the way it's sitting from your hat. It looks nice. Yeah, it's all slicked back. I'm getting a buzz, dude.

Are you really? He's a good with the buzz. Yeah, you do look good with a buzz. Thank you guys. I'm always worried about getting a buzz. I think he's all putting. I think you look good with it. I do like you with a mallet, though, too.

Yeah, but it became a It was a spoof and it was and it was a cool haircut. Yeah, so it was like I thought it was funny But everyone's like nice school haircut. Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be true You're light huh? Do you buzz at yourself or do you go somewhere? I go somewhere. Yeah, that's the way I have a strict policy only Women can cut my hair. Oh really? Yeah, I don't let, I, I, I, I, even included myself, I wouldn't let a man cut my hair. Really? I don't let a man, no, I don't let a man touch my head. I don't like it.

I've never even seen a man, a male barber in New York. There's a couple down the street. Tommy cuts my hair. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just go downstairs, he's hammered, he's like, hey, hold.

Yeah. Took a chunk out, you're fine. Yeah, I've known that again. Yeah, he does a really good job. Yeah, just, he's a good hair color. Yeah, like a chunk out of you find. Yeah, I've known that again. That's a really good job. Yeah, just, he's a good hair color. Yeah, like a woman just scratching your head. Yeah, her tits are right in your face the whole time. Yeah, I mean, why would you deny yourself that?

I don't know. I wish I had her. What's the, why would you not do that if you have the option? You'd have to be foolish. You have some fucking old guys glasses in your face, like tits. I'll take tits. Tits. I have the choice. Free will. Yeah, tits are like tits, I'll take tits. I have the choice, free will.

Yeah, tits are the part of my future. That's one thing that was hard growing up. It's my sister's a hairdresser. And occasionally I'd get my hair cut in the kitchen. And when it's your sister's tits on your shoulders. Ah, that makes sense. A little bit like, that's how this play is safe. This is disgusting.

Sure, I really go talk baseball with a fun play. You do get a dude's dick on your elbow sometimes. Oh really? Yeah, if you get a male hairdresser, he comes around the side. He was really lower your seat down. Yeah, I'm tall. Damn. How many pounds of pressure would it take for you to be?

Dude, get off. I mean, you got to not move. You got to pretend it didn't happen. When the dick rubs against your arm, you gotta go. But what if you felt them go like, it's like, you gotta push, you're like, what's wrong? You get a lean in.

The chair's spinning, you're like, dude, get off me. Yeah, you get a lean in. Get a cock against the fucking up for easy. Lean in the cross. I never thought about that. No, it's happened quite a bit.

That would get Rick, Rick would come out my hair. Yeah, I almost never get a female haircut. Yeah, well, that makes sense. Now think about it, my mom used to come out here when I was little. Oh, me too. I was a little kid when my mom would come out here. Yeah, have you ever cut your own hair? I might have tried to take the scissors if I don't really remember,

but I think I must have caught it a little bit and was like, Mom, yeah, I did the exact same thing. It was a big bad. Yeah, I thought I remember there was an episode of shameless where Lip cuts his own hair and then I cut my own hair and I fucked it up. So bad. You want to be like Lip?

Yeah, Lip was the man. Lip so bad. It looks lip. Lip from shameless. He's fucking all the hottest girls. The whole show. Yeah, dude, he's addicted to alcohol, so he has to run everywhere he goes.

He's the man. He also smokes tons of cigarettes. Sick. Yes, but his sister's so fucking hot. He's the male. He also smokes tons of cigarettes. Sick. Yes, it's sisters. He's got. Yeah, dude, the old what's her name? I don't know. Monica sir was no, the old dark hair. Yeah, is it Monica? No, no, no, no, his mom's Monica. She's such a bitch. Yeah, his mom. I've never seen I heard it was good. It's pretty good. They for the first few seasons. Yeah, first

season. We're good. They got political. Yeah, that's the only time I ever saw it was late and it was very political. Yeah. Well, it's just that redhead girl becomes the biggest bitch of all time. She becomes the worst character in all of TV. Yeah, she thanks, she sucks. But, you know, yeah, they did.

They got super political when it was just like, yeah, if you think about it, people who were like super poor are actually the smartest ones and you're like, eh! Yeah, well, it turns out that is false. It's fiction. It was a team of writers.

It was a lie. Yeah. And it was a South Side of Chicago, too, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. That's what I know. It was a way to watch. Was it a William H. Mason?

Yeah, he was pretty great at it. He's the man. Yeah, he was pretty awesome in it. But yeah, it William H. Macy? Yeah, he was pretty great. He's the man. He's awesome. Yeah, he was pretty awesome in it. But yeah, it was like a bunch of like cool poor white people in the South Side Chicago, which again, then there. They'd be having a negative experience. I haven't seen them anywhere, too.

They are underground. They are afraid to come out. They might have been more people for the day. For sure. There's a whole, yeah, there's a lot of white people in the South Side. They're the most popular. There's a lot of white people in the south side They say it, but I might people hit me up like I live on the south side and they tell you where to live and it's like It's like near the university. It's not the wow

Like see me on 87th Street, bro. See me on a third block Do come on Yeah, that's how it was like Westfield. I'd be like yeah, we live in West But that way I'd be like right next to Penn Like University City West Philly. Yeah, yeah, although we were we were we were right on the border of where yeah, dude Manchwa we're gonna forgotten bottom bro. It was top. Oh, no. What's it called the down the I think it was called like the down So it's a call of the down, I think it's called like the down bottom. No, I think it's called the down bottom.

Did it? It's the body of forgotten bottoms, grace down outside of grace. Very weird in the bottom. Like some lumpin' for me. It's like you're actually in the underworld and I was like, dude, why are you guys living Mortal Kombat levels? Why do you name it that way? Oh shit, that's not the body. That's the underworld.

I'm like, Jesus man. The bad land is the underworld. I prefer to call it Manchua. It's Manchua. George Washington camp there Anyway Harold what are you up to not my middle name Andrew? Mother's maiden you guys love the room love the royal family All things aside he was a good state. Was he the pedophile one?

Who was the pedophile? He had a girlfriend, he had a girlfriend. He had a girlfriend? He had a girlfriend? He might have been getting scientific funding, did we all know? He was the one who's whole claim to not being a pedophile, was like, everyone knows I don't sweat. I'm incapable of sweating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, the picture's not real, I don't sweat. It's not like that. That's the girl said that he was soaking sweat. He was like, everyone knows I don't sweat. Yeah, that's the top one. And there's a picture of you and the girl that he was so good sweat. He was like, everyone knows I don't sweat. Yeah, that's a tough one. There's a picture of you and the girl. He's dressed.

He's dressed. Yeah. Everyone knows I don't sweat. I mean, it's like, what's more believable, guy? I was fucking kids and sweating all over the place or he didn't fucking. It's like he never sweats. Clearly that's bullshit.

And then he apologized. He's like, yeah, my bad. Like, it was, that was the most, I mean, nobody was surprised, I really think of his PR people during that interview. He's like, well, I don't sweat. Oh, Jesus. Fuck, is he talking about,

fuck is he talking about? Who the fuck doesn't sweat? Do everyone sweat? No, dogs can't sweat. They breathe out of their mouth real fast. That's what I do. I drool. Case closed. I don't fuck kids. I spell moisture through my mouth. Scientific dorks. Do you see Rogi's body slam that door? Did you see that guys? This actually was concerning when people are going like anyone can debate that doesn't mean you're right now

They're like oh, yeah, yeah, it's like dude. Okay fair enough argument by what's the point of science anything can be You know any study can be tweaked in a way. It's fucking bullshit. It's such a bullshit way to approach that be like Debating do not debate him. That is how we you know, it's fucking bullshit. Yeah, they That's it's a good move for the left to be like debates don't count because Yeah, that's crazy important debates coming up and but we just watch fucking Joe. I can't talk. We just watch share noble dude We just are saying they're gonna act like the word doesn't have it It's like the people to express ideas freely like yeah, right, right dude No chance. Why wouldn't they want?

Yeah, right right dude no chance. Why wouldn't they want Some dude Environmentalist to go and debate a guy who's I would say probably cozyed up the big farmer pretty like why wouldn't they want that Just for the fun of it. I don't know how much are they offering like a million dollars? It's gone up 100,000 that was Rogi's then other people jumped in were like what don't they too? It's up dude. He was like yeah, to me when you have 50 million for me. It's like, brother. Jesus Christ. Brother.

50 mil. He was like, you could easily get that. Between the three of you. It's like, give it, they don't think the thing you're doing. It's good. Why would they give you $50 million to do it more? All right, that got me fired up. I saw that whole exchange.

I said, yeah, that was Saturday night. He was tweeting, he was really tweeting. Yeah. He was getting after it. But like, there's like this poor man, they're attacking him in his right wing mud slinger, sewer creature. It's like shut off you dorks. Yeah, Mark Hewman got involved.

I'd like to give him a way to. What'd he say? I don't know, bullshit. He immediately tried to sell his pharmaceutical venture. What's his? I don't know. I don't know what it is. Yeah, he's got some type of thing where he was like, life plus. Also, check out my shit.

Yeah. Did he tweet out during the NBA finals? Or what was the game that he tweeted out when he was like, who's illegally watching this? Mark Cuban. It's kind of Billy. That's Billy and Airstead. Yeah. It's been watching the game.

Billy is a dollar's pay. Like you want to pay their 799. To see the Mavericks. I think it was the Celtics. He game seven. And he was trying to get people to, like he wanted to know how people were not were illegally streaming. I like how billionaires are bad boys.

They're like, I'll talk about it. Yeah. I'll talk about illegal streaming. I also like how Mark Cuban brought in Kyrie Irving. Did he? Yeah, he's Mr. Fucking left wing was like, I don't care if he's tonight's the Holocaust. Get this guy on my team.

We got a win. He didn't deny the Holocaust. He just retweeted the documentary. He did the right thing. Of course. It's like a silent like, that's such a funny move. Just a, I'm gonna retweet that and then just log off. I'm fucking out.

I was just thinking. I'm a sound team to Kyrie. For sure. No, I know. It's just so funny. It is so funny to be like, dude, he just retweeted a documentary. I hear people say that he retweeted a documentary. He didn't make the documentary, just retweeted it.

Just promoted it heavily. Yeah, dude, just goes, he doesn't mean he agrees with everything. Just that the Jews have been lying about being Jews. Who are the real black people are? Exactly. Who are the real Jews are? I'm sure he's fucking hates the Holocaust, but I can say, I think I can speak for Kyrie, so I think he hates it.

He's probably upset about it. Well, not actively upset, but I'm sure if you bring's I think he hates it's probably upset about it. Yeah, well not act like not actively upset But I'm sure if you bring it up here go that wasn't good. Yeah, that was terrible. Yeah, they honestly you could have a little bit of guilt being like Got the wrong guys. Oh, oh true little survivor guilt Like those guys didn't even deserve it They're so ill informed dude like those guys didn't even deserve it. These guys were so ill informed. They're so ill informed, dude.

Yeah, the Nazis fell victim to fucking death. That is a strike against the black people of the real Jews argument. Is the guys who were like really interested in finding out who Jews were targeted white Jews? True. You know what I mean? You think they were doing the research?

Like Hitler would have done a lot of research. And that was part of a good part of like the Nazi Campaign of information was like those types of documentaries basically You know what I mean? What's that they were turning they were turning over like wild. Oh, yeah You know, I mean they're going through historical. They were like where the true aliens myth history They were getting all of it. So yeah, you would have thought if they imagine Hitler found a halfway through and was like Guys I fucked up The off they got a reset

Start over. Where the fuck are we going to find black people? We went to Poland. Fuck. Should have went south. That would be a sick summer blockbuster. Of his black Jew free. That'd be nice.

Just Django and Glouder's bastards. Yeah. But it also holds a whole thing where it's like, he's like, we're the true Jews, hitler, idiot, hitler's like, get him. Try to chase him. All the fences of the camps, they didn't know they built him. Six feet, he's just walking.

That's clear. Five feet. Should sprint through like, those fucking barracks walls. He's just unstoppable. What is this? Get him. I was listening to the Thomas Jefferson, no, no, it's not Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton book.

He's got a weird, do you ever get in that guy's story? I know about Hamilton, yeah. Yeah, dude, he's got a weird, I don't know. Cool little orphan boy. He was, he story? I know about Hamilton. Yeah. Yeah, dude He's got a weird I don't know or from boy. He was he was he was a bastard. Yeah, he was a bastard He was in or sound of mom. He was Caribbean right? Yeah, he was yeah, but he the problem was his mom was a his mom was lippy Dude, she was married to this guy who came in and they think he is the original guy actually wasn't Jewish guy He was hiding the fact that he was Jewish, But he, uh, he married, married Alex, Alexander Hamilton's mom. The mom was wasn't listening to my think she might have had some extra,

extra, you know, Marital affairs and, uh, he just centered a jail. He was like, you know, this lady sucks and he locked her and he like got her into like a, like a plantation colony, prison before months. And then she came out and he was like, now she knows what's up and she just left immediately abandoned his whole family. Yeah. So she met another guy and that's how Alexander was born. He did something with the court. The original husband was like, yo, she left her and none of her marriages will ever be valid. So then she had a kid with Alexander Hamilton's dad. And then that way he was, that's why he's a bastard. Because they're like, no, he can,

he, that lady can never have a marriage. She was like a, she went to jail for being a slut. Nice. She was a slut jail, dude. They can lock people up for that. Yeah, dude, she did three months, hard time. Three months? In like a fucking like, it was Caribbean plantation.

Yeah, I think they dug a hole in the ground. You just sat in like a little, like a little like, how about your actions? Yeah, you just chill. Was it where they're trying to like reform slots back then? I think so. Bad wives specifically. Damn.

If you're a bad wife. So let's still go there though. Oh, the to the hole in the ground. No, they go to the Caribbean or something in there. It's like when turtles go to the same island. So let's just have to get down there. Still drums. They're called. They feel a force bringing them to the ground. I know what it's meant. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get I wish I got further into that. I could have brought more to the conversation

about Hamilton, but I just know he links with Washington and then watch and love them. Yeah, I was in that Marquit de Lafayette book. They were his two bros. The homies. Yeah. Yeah, there's a shame though. He was just fucking tortured by his bastard, his past. Yeah, read the book and then watch Hamilton. I'm reading the book, Hamilton was based on right now. Yeah. I try to watch Hamilton, it was so bad. It stinks.

Yeah, it was just like, dude, give me the story straight, man. Yeah. What's all this crap? It's such bullshit. You don't like the songs? No. No, the songs piss me off. Really?

Almost more than any other songs. I Don't it's Christmas time in the West Dude, there's some good-ass musical songs. I mean, dude We are good musicals. Yeah tradition. I mean feather on the roof had some bangers. Yeah, Phantom of the opera I don't know any of those. Oh What's the big one? What's I hear? You sleep, he came to me.

You don't know that. That's the thing. It's a banger. The Phantom of the opera is here. I don't know. That was the inside of your mind. That's pretty sick. Wicked.

If you think it was a banger with the Phantom of the opera, the fucked up face. You just said it to me. I's pretty sick. Wicked. If you think it's gonna be a bad one. It was a bad one. It was a family opera with a fucked up face. You just sent it to me. I was texting you. Oh, who'd you say was your name? You sent it. You sent it a gift of the family. Oh, it was me with the console. I got the console on my mouth. I didn't want to have the show. Yeah, I said you should fan of the opera.

Very hard for me. He's so funny. If you filmed your special with a fucking fan of the opera Very hot man. He's so funny. He's so funny. He's so funny. If you filmed your special with a fucking fan or the opera mascot. Thank God, the culture is almost done. Would have been a soul crushing defeat. Oh, that would have been a awesome special. CGI and I'm disgusting.

You're a people on my mouth. He's a people. Dude, you were promoting it. That couldn't have come in a better time. Perfect time. It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

I think about it. I think about it. Now, yeah, the stress of this induced a nice herpie on my mouth. Yeah. Are you stressing? I am stressing. Last night didn't help. I was watching, there's a funny soil.

I was watching Fox News over my dinner and they cut to a preview for Rob Schneider's new special One of his jokes is just exactly the same as mine It's also such a unique way for someone to spit out as watching Fox News is in a community of the same being like What the fuck I haven't watched Fox News in months. I was like, fuck it, I'll just put on some TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm eating dinner and then it just cuts to a guy doing my material.

I was like, wait, how do we have this? I'm doing it anyway. Then all day I've been walking around him in my head. Just like, I'm fucking doing it. It cares. Obviously I didn't see it. I've been doing this material for fucking two years. I never saw that. That's torture.

Well, yeah, what a wild way to find out. Yeah. Fox News running ads for standup. It's just the one joke they used in the trailer. Yeah. It's funny to eat. It's for real. That's exactly what I did. I was like, I just heard it slightly and then I heard it. Yeah. He's like, Joe Biden's like, if Joe Biden were a dog, you'd put him down, and I was like, fuck. That sucks.

It's kind of like an integral part of that whole fucking. No, that's a byline. Yeah, it is. I'm keeping it, dude. Yeah, for sure. Mine's different, but it's still, yeah. It's a byline, bro. I thought you were talking about a whole like,

no, I'm sure though, that happens. That happens. It's got to. So he's a bummer. Nothing worse. I had to drop something. Nothing worse when someone tells you about it too. Someone messaged me.

Just don't even tell me. Yeah, someone messaged me, said I was cutting real close to Tom Siguaro with a thing about once you have kids or you don't care about your dogs anymore. Oh yeah, he's got a bit about that. Yeah, but that's also. Yeah, and it wasn't integral. There's premises that are very common true that happens

Yeah, no, it's a worse feeling you're like what else is mine? Oh Everything I'm saying has been done. He's do you think that you do and then you see it like you see where you like Yeah, like how fuck is that where I got that? Like that we're like oh no, you start thinking maybe you asked most the thing. Yeah, maybe I was is that where I got that? Like something like that. We're like, oh no. He's sort of thinking maybe you asked most the thing. Yeah. Maybe I asked most of that idea and yeah, we got my I asked most from Rob Schneider.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He is the man. He is the man. He's still up here. He's got a lot of fans. Yeah, he's like very vocal there in the personnel.

Was he real? He was all over it. He's fucking. He's awesome. Yeah. He's great minds. He's got great minds. like very vocal there in the SNL. Was he real? Was he really? Was he real? Was he real? Yeah. He's great minds. He go great minds. Yeah. Great fucking minds.

Schneider's the bro. Yeah, dude. There were some of those bros. Brewers the bro. Brewers the ultimate bro. Absolutely bro. Dude, I had a night road back with this Uber driver. The way up I told it last week I'll say it was a guy from like Afghanistan, Beast, came

back with this dude from like, you know, Northeast Philly somewhere and he, uh, I just assumed we were on the same wavelength. So we're talking about stuff, start talking about the Vax and I'm going like, oh, dude, he's putting the bad signal out. I'm going to drop it on him. Yeah, dude, fuck that. And he was like, actually, I needed it. My father would have died without it.

I was like, my bad dude. I was like, my bad. And then we started talking comedy. Um, but he, my bad. And then we start talking comedy. But he was being nice. Then we started talking about comedy. And he was like, yeah, I saw Jim Brewer. I'm like, yeah, he's the man. He was like, yeah, he's just fucking right winged now. And I'm like, God, damn it, dude. I'm gonna talk to this guy about fucking anything. Yeah. Well, he was like, you can't really tell.

But I think he's kind of right wing. And it was just kind of like, he's like, yeah, we talked about Trump. And he was like, yeah, well, Trump gave everyone permission to be racist. And I was like, I quit. Quit trying to be your boy over. Yeah, I quit trying to be your boy over. Why do drivers are the worst thing imaginable? Like when you, like when you go on the road, do you,

I always get white Uber drivers outside of me always. Yeah, white Uber drivers. Yeah, you don't stop talking. They do. I like the chat. I like the chat. I don't like the chat. I don't like the chat of telling you all about the town Yeah, yeah, yeah, well remember when we got to South Carolina that guy just gave us the tour. Yeah It was kind of nice. We did I didn't know this was some good stuff I got dude. I had the one guy the one time who just went Yo, they have beer there beers that

went, yo, they have beer there, beers that beer. Yeah, the beer there is so good. Beer there, that's a beer. They have some good beers there. I got hit with that guy though, that same type of guy. I was doing hyenas during the pandemic. And it was the first one I did that was like packed in Texas. And I was like, yeah, fuck, I was at the bar. I figured this bartender from fucking Fort Worth, Texas was going

to be pretty cool about the Vax being gay. Yeah. I was like, dude, Vax fucking bullshit. I was like, COVID's fucking bullshit anyway. He's like, I was on a, I was on a ventilator for three months in the hospital. She's my bad dude. She's my bad dude. Which like a man bunned up like bartender?

Was it like just a regular dude? I remember a bald head fucking like, looked like a Texas man. But I mean, I guess he got hit with that ventilator and was like, no, it like just regular dude I remember bald head fucking like looked like a Texas man But I mean, I guess you got hit with that ventilator and was like no, it's just real I was true. It's like I was in the hospital for three months with COVID that is the wormhole to the Democratic party No disrespect. Yeah, you start you hit the Darth Vader breath for a couple of months You sit up like Vader at the end of that You sit up like later at the end of that one That's so scary I was my greatest nightmare of getting on to the van dude my hat it I was like dude I'm gonna hit this suck cuz you lay there and you go

Yeah, my breathing's all right. I guess it could be better and you go It's just your mind getting you excited. It's a little harder now. I wonder what that's about. It's even harder now than I think about it. Oh god. Damn, you had it bad. I got whacked for like two days.

Yeah, it's all because you've got whacked. They all hit it from each other. No, let's talk about it. They're all gone. I'm good. We all got it. I call Billy, I'm's talk about it. They're like, no, I'm good. We all got a slick girl. I call Billy, I'm like, where are you at? He's like, just woke up.

What the fuck are you sleeping? There's a work day. Yeah, I think I like it, I'm gonna eat you my throat. Everyone is, we journal devastation. That's so funny. That's hilarious. Are they like you though? Are they like slightly happy congex?

Probably. Where they're all like, oh no, it's hard to to breathe I guarantee Billy for sure is yeah all my brothers probably are really had it once yeah Billy had it once I didn't think I had a allegedly twice but I had it three times three times yeah damn I get sick pretty easily I don't really have a strong immune system you know compromised I don't know something damn you're home schooled. Now. All right.

Why? Nothing. That's like the meanest thing you can possibly say. That's not. Just asking the question. Even just asking the question is me. You're just seeing like you weren't around people growing up. You're being told. You just see like you didn't you weren't around people growing up

Yeah, you you were in complete command of the Game of my show on Sunday it was just total pocket dude. Yeah, I don't think I was holding cord in the green room I was just talking no one talk now you're so talk everyone just sits there. Yeah, it's and waits for someone to talk Yeah, so I was like I'll talk he's becoming a man before our eyes. Yeah, it's and waits for someone to talk. Yeah, so I was like I'll talk. He's becoming a man before our eyes. Yeah, I thought about that. You're gonna be coming to man. How old are you now? 22. Jesus Christ.

God damn. Yeah. He's a married young boy. He just got out of homeschooled. He just got out of homeschooled. Jersey bad boy, Bobby. Now, I gotta watch bad boy, Bobby. What's that?

It's about a, it's an I think it's an Australian movie about a guy whose parents convinced them that the outside air is poisonous So they keep them inside his whole life and he can't go out. It just have sex. Yes, sex with his mom. Oh, oh yeah He only has There's no other one bubble boy There's another one, Bubba boy with it. Is it a joke, chillin' off? It'd be funny to get the two of you. He's fucked his mom, I was like, I don't know if I remember that part.

But no, yeah, then he eventually gets out and just goes on a theory. It's a bad boy. Sick movie, bad boy Bubby is a sick movie. Nice. I just wanted to talk about it. You don't give bad boy Bubby five, though. You don't, at all. He's a bad boy Bubby is a fucking man.

You're a good boy. I try my best. You are a good boy You are good. You're a really good boy real no seriously. Yeah, so that's a little good guy a lot of your generations lost You're just They're on their phones too much fucking punks on their phones. I think everyone's on their phone. I'm not on my phone Dude, I'm getting off you're not right now Yeah, yeah, you know, I've been off. You're not? Right now. Yeah. I've been able to identify. It's about a screen time.

It's like 14 hours. No, are you really? Is it actually not? That's not 14 hours. What you clocking in it? I don't know, probably something crazy. Mine's like eight or nine. Especially a hungo hangover day yesterday.

Yeah. Traveling, when you're in the hotel. I'm at an hour and 51 minutes. That's not bad. Considering I've been awake since 11, that's pretty bad. Usually give you the average. I'm bad, I'm down to 239, well, it just went up 239 daily average. But when I hit the hotel, it's traveling.

239 average, it's mine's not bad, mine's four or five. That's what I was hoving around there for a while. But for a while mine was like nine, two. We checked one time, said the kid was rocking the 15 hour. The A daily average. He said he was rocking the 15 hour. D.A. daily average. 15? He said he keeps it playing ambient in the bathroom. Yeah, I was gonna say, what happened?

I was even happened. Oh, nice. My daily average is 3 1 1 2 1 2. That's not bad, dude. 3 1 1 2 1 2. That's not bad at all. That's not bad. I think the average person

though might be including today, that hour 50. Still, that's still, you know, I can't freak the average. I just requested that my wife put her screen time monitor on Yes, it's good data to have again. I was like put it on oh for her to look. Yeah, I'll just check it out I thought you meant for you to monitor. I was like man. I'm gonna ask her about it. It's a little wacky I keep her I keep it down. You know if I see you're on a too much. I go. Come on. Yeah, put the fuck on phone down What do you what do you want? What do you want a lot? Instagram yeah, yeah, I just yeah absolutely

Just look at the ass I try to find it. Yeah. I'll get in with a video all occasionally Sam all day Just seven hours on Uber it's singing songs trying to think of them coffee shop Oh, I hate fire I'm in thought of them. It's never even right it down. You're like cool. Put your phone away. I Got nice wickipedia one last night. Oh, would you get I got battle wagon court? Pretty big I was watching the movie the king On Netflix you saw I won with Timothy Chalmer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was tight. It's awesome

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What? Wait, what that does a real fight? Yeah. Yeah. How did they do it? What was the strategy? It was the British, the English longbow was big, dude. Yeah.

And then the frogs got stuck in the mud, and they were smashing against each other. And then King Henry executed all of the prisoners. Which was pretty weird back then. Just out of nowhere. Yeah, he executed like 10,000. 10,000 strong. But he executed like real like maybe 2000 prisoners.

Yeah, we didn't break a single beat of sweat though dude. King Henry and his. King Henry and his. It's just a royal blood Never can't get off the phones dude never interrupt the podcast ever ever again I was talking about the battle the agon core with my friends That I vaguely remember I vaguely remember the details that I'm trying to know that's that's all you need the guy Fucking the frogs are sucking the mud frogs go suck them up. Yeah yeah and then the lady blue and that one dudes here and fucking miss yeah sick do you ever watch a music video for that song um robin hood yeah prince of thieves it Brian Adams You know I'm talking about no no, I did she's in it

It's she's like a building on Serious I'll do it. It's the net the music video is so fucking good Never heard this song. I might have. Oh, yeah. I don't think I've heard it. Yeah, that one. Yo, Sassam, you're alone with a girl. I'll tell you about this. Hmm. This is going to blow your fucking mind, dude. Music video. So fucking nasty. Right now you guys are on a couch. Just ain't good. You got to hold your hands. Hold your hands.

Just like this. You got to hold your hands. You guys are holding both hands. Your house is going this. And you and your head you're going, fuck I forgot to shave my pants. Oh shit I forgot how long my pubes are. Oh fuck.

Oh I didn't wait my ass all that well. Oh, no, I shit in my pants. I'm gonna have to tell her, it's gonna stink down there. I hope you don't mind a little stink. You're bright Adams, dude. This is hong, dude. I didn't know this was Robin Hood Prince of the East. I've never heard this was Robin Hood Princess

Yeah, dude It's on it's song People want to listen to that and not the Bay Dude don't tell me dude you gotta listen that and then you gotta go on the J. R. E. Experience it's a debate he needs a little doctor That door dude, I hate that Come down from his ivory tower, dude, I'm so mad at him and I'll keep it up You need to protect this man in August Did he invent the vaccine or something? No, yeah, they're acting like he yeah, they held the guy deal I forget he I don't think he's ever done anything for real. I think he helped patent one of the fact

I think he's ever done anything. For real? I think he helped Patten watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Watch it. Then how am I gonna get to the gym? Yeah. Call a new bird.

Call a new bird to the grocery store. Then what? I'm just stuck here. Yeah. That's great. Did you see that? What? There was a thing.

Someone's ringed doorbell for that. It was actually kind of a mixture of things. Yeah, that's insane. Wait, what was it? What was it? I think I might have seen it. There was this guy. There's this guy.

No, but I will say that's their hidden with abusive. And it's like, no. Yeah, that was. Being a brat is being a brat, but it's not abusive to break. Wait, was it fucking, what's his name? Crowder. Yeah, that was being a brat is being a brat, but it's not a abusive. It was it fucking what's his name? Crowder, yeah, yeah. That video was crazy.

And who knows what she did before that? She might be taking the car a lot. This was a while ago. But they said there was a cut, they said there was a cut interlude. They had that and then they had the cut. And they're like, oh, at this point in the cut, he said he beat her fucking ass and it was like,

it's all that I went. Maybe, but also, I need to see the team. He was really mad. He was angry, he was serious. He was actually sitting just like mad as well. He was. Watch it. I mean, that's like, for angry and being in that position, that's like an intimidating.

Dude, I will say this. You know, if you're already fighting with your wife and then she becomes pregnant, there's not like an easy off switch to the guy, I'm not gonna fight with her. Yeah, if you can fight with a pregnant lady. Yeah, I've done it. Yeah, I fought with a pregnant lady. Do you know, I'm not, you know, it's not my proudest moment, but it's like you do do it. And you're like, what am I doing? So yeah, I did feel badly that got released. I was like, that is really shitty. How did he get released? Did she release her? She must have. She crushed him. Although, again, she could have been, he could have been torturing her beyond who knows, dude. I tried to speak on the message of that.

A bitch was strong though, and that is particularly in that video. Yeah. He was just brad. For the same, he was gaslighting her. I mean, anytime you win an argument with a woman, I mean, that was a strong man, new gaslight, man. He was, he was, he was, you don't even know what these words mean, idiot. He was bludgeoning know what these words mean idiot He was bludgeoning you're with logic dude You're watching logic you sat down with the coffee and said prove to me that I'm not right

I'm wrong change my mind about taking a new bar right now He's just always got the sign on him. Just in a bad way. That would be nice. In the middle of an argument, he's like, once again. You can take a new birth. You can change my mind. If I could go and like, girl mind and just like, if I'm his wife, I would just be sitting

there and being like, I mean, I don't know. I think like drag story time is not that big of an idea. Oh, you could. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. You're, you could watch it. Watch it. Watch it. You're the mother of my child. Watch it. So I'm gonna watch it to anyone. It's just watching. It's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so nice.

Because I'm when you're age to watch it. Hey. Cool. Cool it change your tone You're on thin ice you're on fucking thin ice You turn off the dinner time Fox News dude. Yeah, you might mentally time travel I've dude. I was watching Fox News and I was like yeah, I was eating dinner. I was I was locked in I am so it gets you between specials. I did turn into a Fox News dad 100% You're just aren't taking up the be like watch it pal. Hey buddy. Yeah, I'm trying to you creep

It's my dad's top shit creep creep guys being a creep dude. He would get up We're out eating when we're little like there was like teenage boys cursing you know It'd be in a pizza place and like the polka nose and he'd go over the table and make, do you creep, stop cursing, knock it off. I have kids here, maybe like, watch your mouths, dude, it was so funny. That's nice. He lived for a bad ass move.

Punks, skits, skits, skits, skits, skits. Dude, it's not nose, punks. Kids who? Yeah. Cause you're old school. Yeah. Like what are those? I've never even seen one of those once.

I don't want to get bullied by a group of kids. Yeah, of course. I cross the street when they see them coming my way. Really? What type of kids do you cross the street for? Yeah, all of them. School zone, just in a school zone. I live kind of in a school zone, and they're always running

around outside my house. I thought they were, one of them was filming a TikTok outside of my apartment. Awesome. And I was playing video games with my friends that took up, I stood up to take a picture of them and they saw me take a picture. Oh.

And they stood out, yeah, with my headset on and pajama pants. And they stood outside of my apartment waving at me until I went out and said something. I'm gonna go out and address them. You do address them. I'm gonna address them. Did you just take a video of us and I was like, no. It's the go out and address them. You do address them. I know they were like, did you just take a video of us? And I was like, no.

The fuck are you guys talking about? Ooh. They were like teens. They weren't, they weren't children. And they asked me to buy them tailor-swifted tickets. Yeah, I heard that. You're old enough to like date a 16 year old by common law, right?

22, can you take like a 16 year old to promise something, your age? I think schools it caps out at like 18. Oh really? Depending on the school. I don't think I don't think high schools want like 22. I think you can marry like a 20 year old. That's a parallel 16 year old. Probably.

There's windows if you're like if you were to like, there's a whole 10 to 17 year old and listen to Brian Adams, I think you'd be okay. I don't do it. I don't do it. I'm Check your legal all but yeah, check your local listings You might be able to do that. Oh, how'd be horrifying. Why that'd be awesome 17 year olds. You know, you know, they're so funny Yeah, they're pussy's they're so funny. I just want to talk to them. Jesus Yeah, dude, they're tight young. Pussies are hilarious. I mean, you're probably legally allowed to save that at your age. You are

Just watch it. I was watching Maria and Tunette have you ever seen that movie? No, it's pretty I just know it's making me laugh at the beginning Austria gives Maria and Tunette to France is like and Like they're like we need to become allies and like, solidify this. It's just funny to see them being like, here's a sweet little piece of pussy for you. Yeah, Drew, deal. We're friends, yeah. Here's a 14 year old pussy.

We're gonna send it over there. Well, the whole country was putt, there's no, they hated her, right? Towards the end, yeah. Towards the end, yeah. They cut her fucking head off. But, yeah, I know they did that. But at first, we're kind of like,

because you would send like one country a young babe, they all be like, yo, real like we should get along. Yeah, they would worship one babe and be like, I think they liked me and 21st, at least according to the movie culture, it wasn't cheese you like came down was like, this is how you use a spoon. I'm not sure. The movie was I doubt extremely accurate historically. Um, yeah, I'm not sure. The movie was, I doubt, extremely accurate historically. Yeah, I'm a sucked dude, they caught her head off.

Yeah. Well, maybe I think about the fucking Louis bit, the fucking first world problems bit. What you want? He's just like, he invented like the first world problems I think. Did he coin the term? Yeah, he did it in a special. That's pretty sad. He was like, first world problems are like whatever, like, this line's taking too long or something. He's like, third world problems are like,

you wake up one day, like, oh, fuck it. Forget they're gonna cut all our heads off. All the cutting all our heads off today. Fuck. The old time I was watching, I was like, God, I can't wait to they cut all these people's heads off. Yeah. Just gay, Frenchman running around. Yeah, fucking dumb outfits. Like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, They just partied for like 20 years and then they all got their heads God. What was what was the name of the place they're all hanging Versailles. Versailles. Yeah. Just being absolutely nice. Literally the nicest place of all time. Oh, and they're in there. Yeah, having drinks, fucking each everybody was fucking everybody. Yeah, everyone had a mistress and

shit back then. Marquit, they'd off. He was he was he was like ousted from the court because he wouldn't cheat. Yeah, I was like, did you being a bitch. We don't need you around our crew. They were all getting posted on the side. Yeah. Don't think you're better than us. And then they all got their heads cut off.

Did he get his head cut off? No. But he got a lot of problems. He's in jail a lot. It's better than having your head get cut off. Yeah, especially they probably had doll ass blades back then. Yeah, fuck it didn't take. It's like a paper cutter. Head cut off is pretty funny. Yeah. Have you ever seen any of those

videos? Yes. Relive, leaky. Yeah. I honestly, I've virginized when it comes to that stuff. It's not good. It's not good Especially the beheadings on there. I never it's never a clean Yeah, I'm not yeah, you see the guy going yeah Jesus Anyone get a clean cut. Yeah, I think those I think the Afganese and Saudis got it down pretty good. That's not bad. They were hitting, I think the Taliban used to hit like soccer stadium beheadings. And they were once, the whole town comes out for it.

They were like, oh really? You're an Afghist. They're rocks. Yeah, I mean, I think there's something we miss about that like public justice, like brutal public justice. I think there's something that, if we seek it online, true.

So I was just mad at that science door True, yeah, that was my public be I just want to see him to crucify I want to see one person debate someone who knows anything. I've never seen anyone do it yet What if he just pantses RFK junior? Fair enough. He's so fine. I'd be so sad, but dude I Don't think he will because they had something close to it. Rogi's almost kind of debated himself a little bit. Who was the guy who went on Rogi's and tried to like,

oh fucking that... Oh, I know that's that kind of thing. Sanjay Gupta tried to go on that. Rogi stopped doing it. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying, man. It was like, bloodbath. It was a total fucking thing.

And then like, oh, this guy, what's he gonna eat? Fucking elk meat and talk about wrestling. That's what I'm gonna beat him into debate. You're the CNN guy. You're gonna eat fucking alchemy and talk about wrestling It's like what a beat of minute debate you're the CNN guy your medical doctor. Yeah, I wrote you stumped him in that debate It was a blood bet. That's probably why they're like can't go in there Well, was they get into the funding and the funding also they don't say a rogue. He's been Investigating this for three years now true like nonstop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got fucking crucified I love watching the videos of Rogan getting mad at people. Yeah, it's just yes. Have you ever seen the one of him of the dude

asking if he could like do the podcast like take over the podcast for a week? You'd ever seen that? No. If Rogan was like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like, what do you have to offer me? That would be equal to me giving you this platform for a full week? And the guys like I just think it'd be like a really good idea. I think it'd be good for me. Yeah. Who wants to do your memory? I don't know, but that guy definitely was in the shower being like, he might be into the ideas like that. Yeah, he's a pretty open-minded guy.

And then when we were seeing it, I'm actually great. I'm gonna try it Oh Fucking kill me Fucking kill me right now nightmare. Yeah, I'm bond on there and that was bad dude That was cutting our fucking heads off. Yeah, I wish someone would have cut my head off right then And that was early in the episode. I was Jamie would have fucking thought oh Red face is like what right then. And that was early in the episode. Jamie would have fucking been a thug. Oh, red face. Just like, what? Yeah.

It is. Doesn't he still not get the joke? He gets. He gets it now. Yeah. He understood it then. He just, he thought, I mean, there is a part of the joke where there's something underlying it. If it was about you, you'd be like, you're accusing me of not helping you. That would be. That's the part he took from it. Yeah, it makes sense. But the joke was I was arrogant and stupid, and I was like, I'll just go on Rogan.

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How long after did you go on? It's like two years. Oh, it was good. It was two and a half. Yeah. Time is flying, dude. Yeah, time's flying. What the hell?

That was four years ago this September. Damn. 40 years ago. I think four. That's crazy. Three or four. Oh, you's flying. What the hell? I was four years ago this September damn four years ago I think four that's crazy three or four. Oh, you're right. It's 24 three dude. Yeah, it was 2019 That's wild September 12th 2019. I was in high school I remember the date because it was 9-11 when I got the news

That I was gonna be on That's pretty that's a great 9-11. Yeah, it was a good 9-11. It was a good 9-11, true. Added to the board so far I've had nothing but good 9-11s. No, the one, you know, one day was, the first one was, the one nuts. Yeah. Recess all day.

True. That had no clue what was going on. I got to watch TV in the daytime. Get to watch TV in class. Teachers are crying. You're like, this is crazy. You're enemies. You're just sobbing and I want to make. We the daytime get to watch TV in class teachers are crying. You're like this is crazy You're just sobbing We need to go to church teachers church. We went to church. They sent us right home

We went to church and then certain kids started getting picked up And I was like damn I wish my parents would fucking pick me up of course they didn't I just spend the full day at recess Did you guys get like does did you guys have school the next day? I don't remember. I think, yeah, I think I had to come. I'm pretty sure we just stay. Yeah, I think those businesses usual. And then that was when everybody started talking,

they're like, they're gonna get us. They're going for a weekend. Well, McCannock's probably got such a huge Navy Depot. They're targeting the Navy Depot. New York City was first Mechanicsbury's next. They won Mechanicsbury. They did get fucking Somerset. Oh, yeah. Crashly.

Who knows? They were trying to hit those wind turbines. In the fertile crescent, trying to up the price of oil. It took me years to understand the significance of that. I was kind of like, what's the big deal? Yeah, New York. I was like, okay. So much of people died. I'm like, seems like a decent deal? Yeah. New York, I was like, okay. So much people died. I'm like, seems like a decent amount.

Yeah. It's crazy that they thought it was like 20,000 people. Yeah, I mean, they did the math on how many people work there, everything. Yeah. And it's like an insane amount. Yeah. So we had 18,000 quiet quitters.

So we're the hell were you guys? I was watching. So there's this 9-11 documentary. It's like the best one. It was on the history channel. It was just footage. It was just chronological. And it was home videos.

And one of them was these students from NYU. I've seen that video. I've never, ah, I've never, all drinking beer. They've never showed in the documentary. They've never showed them drinking. Yeah. And it's like, this week, a video came out. They're all like, while the towers aren't fired, the first plane is already actually a second plane hit because yeah, they collapse. These kids are just drinking beer like watching it Then the one girl just like oh my god It's a wild video what do we do wild video also if it's the same video Yeah, it's really early and they're so they're kind of like high glasses glasses of cancer Let's get a couple brusquies watch the fire. Oh my god

But they also if it's the same video I'm thinking there were people jumping Oh, I didn't see that in the video. They claim there was no jumpers Who? It's not a jumper. Yeah, there's no jumper is a great depression when the on the stock market crash. Yeah, they're like nobody actually jumps I'm thinking of two different. Yeah, there's like off There's that famous photo of the dude like head first. Yeah, I don't think he's ever been identified. Probably not. I mean, jumped from falling. A falling man. Yeah, true. It's just scary, dude.

Yeah. No, I mean, you think somebody from the picture would be like, of the dead people will be like that. Oh, yeah. That looks like my husband's. What's the thought behind that? It's burned to death or splat? Yeah, I think it was like, you couldn't breathe

and what you were holding on to was so hot. You had to just let go. I think it was like, you couldn't breathe and what you were holding onto was so hot. You had to just let go or jump. Yeah, I'll take the jump over the burned to death. Burn to death. Yeah.

I don't know if I could get myself to jump. You wanna at least try your sneakers to grip on the side? See if you can just, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, just like one time, one time. No. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Oh shit. Nope, he's off. Speed on your hands, wipe your shoes. It's like a basketball court. Now the jumpers was truly the most haunting part of that entire. It's terrible. The jumpers was the scariest part by far.

Yeah, I saw a video on Twitter, like two days ago, from clips that go hard. Oh, it's gonna go hard. Oh, yeah. And the caption was just people jumping out of the Twin Towers on 9.11. It's so loud when they come to it's terrifying. I blocked all those accounts. Yeah, I don't need to see that shit. I never watched that one. Which one?

I saw the description of it. The jumpers. It's from the ground, like firefighters. It's just auto. Is it auto? What is it, too? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's loud.

Sound is terrible. Oh, yeah, it's loud sound the car action. Oh Sounds terrible. Yeah, having to jump with They say it was so high up though you'd like die before you even hit the ground. Yeah, which kids just not true You don't think so. No, you don't think you would like suffocate no People skydive let's that is yeah, that is definitely true Do you think people like caught the plane like like how many people? Yeah, as it was like coming into the building like do you think there are like hundred people? I mean people got hit by it. Yeah, yeah, like how many it also

Probably just it's so fast. It's just a huge explosion immediately dying in an office job for them Like you know technically the most exciting thing ever to. There's a terrible thing about that. Just being so bored. Oh, God, nothing's ever going to happen. All the most important things that's ever happened in modern America and the world. What time did they play in it? Early. 936.

I don't know why I thought it was like 852. 9-8. It probably was around that time. Something that adds up to eleven. I've done the numbers. You're just about to take a coffee. I think the second one was nine thirty. Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah it was it was pretty early. So remember I remember I remember being about forty six. Yeah. Ten o'clock when they wheeled the TV Damn, that's coffee break time though. They didn't wait there was like 15 minutes in between yeah, damn because the first one They were like maybe it was an accident Yeah, that's insane second one. They're like whoa Do you ever see a plane fly real low? You're like

Every single time Right next to fucking oh yeah, I see planes come alone like this is it I'm right next to fucking oh yeah, I see planes coming low. I'm like this is it This part is there part of you deep down coffee party you deep down. It's like come on. I want to see what it looks like See an anchor Slam into a building. Yeah, for sure But that's just the worst part of you. Yeah, just a sick idea from your animal soul. Yeah Like if I see when I'm looking at the world trade center from far away Yeah, and I'm like that must have been like crossing the bridge. I think about where people must have been when it happened

Yeah, like on the on the George Washington bridge would have been insane. Oh Yeah, all that what a Truly tragic event. Yeah but The guy testing out spider-man is so funny is funny So somebody else saw just Like did you just try to shut the fuck off? I'm trying anything.

Parachute man would have been so sick. Oh yeah. A parachute man would have been. You know they got parachutes up there now. I fucking would. If I was that high up I'd have a parachute on there. I was literally dude. Wing suit something.

Yeah. Wing suit would be wide. I've been having never even tried Right in the tower seven I'd land in the Hudson for sure just coast right in and drown in your parachute Got out of that burning what's the second worst? Oh shit shit. You have your survival knife, you go, oh shit, definitely. Cut that off. Definitely. I have no doubt I'd be able to parachute

in no body of water and cut it loose. Yeah. Did you guys see that dude that jumped off the or crashed his plane purposely? No. You didn't see this? No, you do, man. Yeah, you didn't see this.

You do the right. I feel like you, I feel like you've, I feel like you definitely see. No, what happened? He was like, he tried to, you didn't. You do. I feel like you would, I feel like you've, I feel like you'd definitely know what happened. He, he was like, he tried to, this, this happened like two years ago. When the guy came in, he said, he said all that really funny shit while he was flying around. He was like, woo. No, no, that was awesome. That was it. Was that in Massachusetts?

I think so. I don't know. What was that? He hijacked a plan. He was a dude that worked on like the runway. And he was just taking it for a spin. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I fucked up, guys. I'm wearing the same, but don't be mean. Yeah. It actually got really depressing at the end. Yeah, you got to negotiate from that there.

You guys say, dude, I'll land it, but no charges. Yeah. That's kind of like what he was doing. He was like, they were like, the air control people are like, oh, you got to land it. And he was like, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm just taking just taking it for like he's like I'm just taking it for a spin He just sailed into a fucking island it exploded He killed himself

Yeah, I'm don dude. I'm grabbing a plane. I'm crazy. Don't work in it. He's doing so successfully. Like he took it off and he was doing like battle rolls and shit. What? And like a commercial plant. It was crazy. Oh, that's such a funny fucking way to go. Yeah, it's nah, like, come on down. Mm, nah. Yeah. You've done like, top gun flyboss. Show me. If I do that, I'm just gonna park it right here. It was the, what was the guy who crashed? Oh, there's a YouTuber who like made a video of his plane

supposedly crashing or like the engines broke or shut down. And then he was like, luckily I always fly with a parachute with me. And then he was like, luckily I always fly with a parachute with me. And then he just jumped out of the plane. But there was like seven go-protes set up, like all angles and then the best game. They were like, they were like, you blatantly just jumped out of your plane. And then there's just a plane crashing onto California. Yeah.

The fuck he was, which is pretty serious. Yeah, he's going to jail for sure. But I remember like, he put the video out. The video is funny Dude he got like a hundred thousand views. Oh, no, not worth it at all at all What the fuck yeah, you the jackpot you was on like a like a says not playing small ass Plane he just opened like a cardboard fell out of a plane He just opened like a cardboard fell out of a plane. So he had to fly out to the top?

No. He just literally like opened the door and like rolls out of a moving plane. And everyone was like, dude, no one just flies with a parachute with them. And he was like, luckily I've always got my parachute on me. So he was just like, yeah, crazy. He's like, the engine's going, may day, may day.

It was like, no, he was so calm. Because it was like, it was clearly not real. And he was not really great at acting it out and he was just like Oh no, the engines are gone and then like a parent like all all these people and like they were all saying they're like he didn't try anything He didn't even try to like reboot the engines. Yeah, it was like one engine I mean just happened to jump out of the plane. Yeah, I have never GoPro on the wing. Yeah to watch him jump out Yeah I was kind of opening shot. Yeah, yeah, it was kind of open and shut.

Yeah, what did the plane hit? Did it hit like far? It landed in like trees and like in like mountains. I think it was in California. Yeah, you started far as far? No, I'd. But then he landed on the plane to like recover the footage and then edited it all together and then uploaded it.

Pretty nasty. Usually it's going to the White House after he's off the show. Yeah, that's pretty nasty. Yeah, the pilot your thing to your sister. He was an Olympian. Yeah, I just looked it up. His name was like Trevor. Oh, fuck.

Matt, you getting hydrated for the gymnasium today. I am. I peed earlier. It was. We got to go a little slower this time. I am. I'med earlier. It was. We gotta go a little slower this time. I am. I'm chill. I told you I'm dead right now.

Last week we went a little too hard. I'm playing ground legend right now. That's it. Oh yeah. True. I was playing basketball on Sunday, dude. I'm fried from that and I rolled blade it all day yesterday. Yeah.

I'm more bling awesome. I'm more bleeding so much. Forty-two. Forty-two. I'm getting more of it back. Yeah. Where'd you go to tennis court? The roller blade? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right

I'm not that kind of blade or bro. Dude rollerblading on tennis courts the best True this is a very smooth surface. Yeah, I was doing grassy hills. It was pretty sick. Oh damn Yeah, I'm cross country Dude, I'm filming I'm filming a rollerblading intro for my special. Oh really? So I was like, I'll hop on the blades, get some footage. I got on it, like we started at 10 o'clock, so I showed up at 9.40 to practice. Dude, I was so bad. I've rolled blade in forever.

I'm sure. Who hadn't stopping is the hardest part. Yeah, I'm gonna be out of the break on the heel. Dude, that should not work. That should not work. You gotta drag your foot. I would just like find grass and jump into it to stop. Yeah, that's the best. Yeah. That was my not work. You gotta drag your foot. I would just like find grass and jump into it. Just stop.

That's the best move. Yeah. That was my favorite part. Is you jumping from the hill? Like, there it is. Non-stop stabilization. I would just all of a sudden, like, it won't work. Did you go down Kensington?

Yeah. Awesome. Dude, that was so scary. Of course. I drive through it. I drive through it thinking like, this is fucked up, but like I was like the Albrea's through will catch some footage I do I love to see security footage of you like fully sprinting on the rollerblades I went through a lot of well you get up there and it's kind of like you see these people are like genuinely suffering

So I was like I don't want to be like close-ups of anyone's faces So I want like a nice wide through I was on Allegheny going through Kensington Ave, like cutting across Kensington Avenue. Dude, the first time we tried it, we got stuck at a red light. I was standing outside, holy blaze, like, holy shit. And it dude ran up behind me, I was like, oh no.

It scared the shit out of me, dude. It is a haunted house, dude. Dude, it was so spooky. And then, and then I go all right Let's go around we got it. We'll time the light. Let's do it again So we spin the blocks the first time was kind of like whatever and that's dudes in a trunk Like you know, I mean basically cover the war zone dude in a trunk with a fucking really probably a really expensive camera And we go around for the second time and it's also all right as soon as L.A. Turns green will go

So we start going like just turns red real quick again. I'm at the second time and it's also all right. As soon as LA turns green, we'll go. So we start going like just turns red real quick again. I'm at the second time like, oh fuck fuck. So then we did get it. Because then afterwards the light turned green. I got like a little shot of like, I had a hop up on a me. And they were like, going to turning lane. We'll go on the other lane and come back and meet us. So I went to the turning lane.

I got blocked by cars. So I had like hop up on a median. It was either like jump up and skate through the bros. Yeah. Or hop up on the median, dude. And then they have and skate through the bros Yeah, or hop up on the median dude and then they have a Bows would get you I'm making my way back to the car. They have footage up like I genuinely scared it was scary dude. Yeah, that's gonna be you doing a sketching I did low sketching Yeah, that's all I just like hold on back car

I had you sometimes I was getting I was filming and there it was being shot from a trunk. Yeah. So I'd be rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, and we would stop. I'd come up to the stop myself. I used to car constantly. Yeah. Yeah.

Just nailed the car. It was so fun. The one you sent me with fades to the city. That's got to be the end of the show. That's got to be the end of the show. That'll be the end of the show. Yeah. Yeah.

It was pretty good. Yeah. I'm still thinking I'm getting closer and closer. All right, I'm getting closer and closer. I think I have, I think I've stumbled upon a Uriqa on the way up here. Uriqa, that could be it. What do you think?

Speed of light. Speed of light, yeah. Yeah, fuck it. That's awesome. We'll see, we'll see. Yeah, that was fun. I played Pick Up Basketball, fried myself at the point where I thought

I was gonna have to go to the ER. And then Drew, I was, I didn't think of that, but I was... Yeah, you told me he thought you were dying. Well, what happened was I went to Swallow, and I like, I was so parched that I couldn't swallow. And the time that I didn't swallow, I was like, you should probably be breathing instead of swallowing. And I was like, it took me a second to switch gears, dude. I was like, oh god, here it comes. I'm having a stroke. That was fine. But yeah, dude, I went from, I played in a senior citizen basketball.

16, 9 years old. Really? Yeah, he was nice. He was fucking. It's a draw. It's cool. Although we were, I wasn't going super hard on them too. Yeah. So we hit four, four. I honestly think he was up. I think it was three, four. He messed up the score. And I was like, man, maybe I did score another point. I wasn't going super hard on them too. Yeah, so we hit four four I honestly think he was up. I think it was three four he messed up the score And I was like, man, maybe I did score to the point. I don't know. So we have to four four and he goes It's time, bro. Let's the whole day. Yeah, went right to my head. We're I blocked one of his shots He goes you must be 75% black bro. What the hell it was dude. It was so funny. Oh, damn. I was playing the bros dude Damn, I was only white boy on the court bro. That's a good compliment., it was funny. It was just all of his old friends watch it was nonstop So fuck fuck I played a wipper snap after that man. He was such a punk dude

As soon as he started losing started doing that shit where he'd watch the other court and it's be like Like yeah, you know, I guess you're shooting mid range. That's fucking corny bro. You hit those all day and it's like All right, dude, I drove past them and it's like I could do that every time. It was, yeah, it's like dude, please. Yeah, it was fun. How does that work? You just show up to the court?

Show up to the court, yeah. Damn. Yeah, there was, there was a, well, where my house is, there's like a small lot where it's just all old black dudes that hang out and I always like say, what's up to them. And they were like, we're playing basketball over there. So like, nice, I would love to come dominate these dudes. Oh

Old man is coming to slam on them. So it was just you and a bunch of old black dudes That's what I was hoping for when I show up and they all started playing softball. I missed the basketball So I was shooting around and this old guy was like softball to be nasty and this old guy was like let's play 101 So we started playing it was he was the funniest dude in the world. You damn you jump. I can't jump high at all. My boy's gonna jump. It was so he said my handle was so he's man's handles unbelievable. Oh, that's nice. Right to my head. What's a better compliment that a black guy on a basketball court?

Dude, so now I'm playing. I'm literally I got playground legend status. I walk past all the old word travel. What do you think of Nick? I'm in the park. What do you think of Nick name is? My boy. Fat butt. Dude. fat butt dude fat butt fat butt

I Have no idea that should be your name it or special fat butt fat butt would be nice But yeah, dude It was playing b ball was so fucking fun and then I went right from there to rollerblade I was shattered dude my fucking I'm shaved up right here when I was laying in able to Brittany and she like does she's fucking her feet She's always rubbing on me when she's going to sleep. She rubbed where my rollerblade like was it I got irritated my rollerblade

Oh, it's irritating for my rollerblade I didn't know I was like you couldn't have known but it just hurt. That's all I didn't say did anything wrong I didn't say anything wrong. I'm saying it's tender there right now I'm trying to go to sleep I should never get pussy ever again I'm gonna ah that's where my tender for my rollerblades rollerblades awesome. I threw on some rollerblades recently Yeah, I might start doing it in our office. Oh, barststool office. How about that? The little lap around the office. That's the first one people to be, oh, you got the fastest time. Yeah. What? What the girls say? They're noticing.

What are all those beautiful barstool girls say? They said, that's very impressive. They said, I bet what I bet your shins are very tender right now. So I won't touch them. They respected me. That's good woman, dude. Yeah, they behave themselves over there. That's good woman, dude. Yeah, they behave themselves over there. Yeah, the hosts of dirty slut hour are very good. They're very good girls.

We got to break into that space. I know. Dirty slut hour. Yeah, I really do. Or, yeah, man, Chad slut hour horse is like, it's just the one dude. Yeah, we're just like You don't understand this about being a guy. Yeah, like hunter's yeah, we hunt for pussy It's deep in our DNA. Yeah, never thought about it like that

Yeah Though those those podcasts are fucking insane. They're the best insane. They're wild. You watch them I actually got an EDM from a dude. I got a DM from dude. Hit me up Let me tell you something the first thing I did with that straight to my penis. What is that thing? What is that thing? It's one of those Stargones. Oh nice. I literally use that on my penis, but yes, you can touch it like till you busted. No, oh Come here. Give me that thing. You You hit my back for a second brother.

It's so nice. My back's fried. That's from Bert. Is it really? Yeah. It's not working. Oh, yeah, let's see. I'll get you back. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, it's minute. That's nice, dude. Yeah, I just hold it down. There we go. Yeah. That thing I would never use it again though, because I, my, there was short time it was on my penis, I realized we should, we might be on to something. I just put it.

So I would want on my penis and it didn't feel good. It just hurt. Yeah, that's like I'm just hurting my balls. Yeah, I was smacking my balls. Well, if I put on my knots, yes, that would hurt. He's from that. That would really, really hurt. He's from Paul Torture.

Fuck. Now, you put a Theragon on the tip of your penis. Yeah. You're gonna jizz. Yeah, I can see. Really? Why did you not jizz? Because somebody was here.

Oh, yeah. I was just kind of... But do that. The second I get to be Oh, okay. I was just kinda... You know, I'm gonna do that. The second I get to be alone, dude. Yeah. Can't wait. You can put it in your pocket, it's a fat. Yeah, it's good in your pocket.

Yeah. It's pretty quiet, too. Yeah, you could go stealthily. No, I think it's loud as hell. Stealthily. I was trying to put it on my penis while a woman was here laying. Have you ever tried the forbidden fat? Yeah. Lady sleeping next to you. You try to go. Real quiet. I've never gone for it. I've forbidden fat in some bad places.

Is it as a young boy? Did you really? When I was like really young. That's what's up. Yeah. It's like four years ago. You're a young boy now. I was like, when I was like, yeah, like four years ago You're a young boy now Yeah, like seventh eighth grade a fat on the dance floor would be nice Fat man on a day is slow. It was you do said you had to there's no other option you had to jerk off It was like I don't think I'll survive if I don't yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, I had those I've had those before written fabs No, I've tried before my wife or just fucking like I think she'll notice

I know quite fat We don't know nothing nothing good. I don't think I'm going for the forbidden fab Never completed the forbidden fab though. You've never even ever been able to nut. I always stormed my quarters dude Yeah, you had to take it to the bathroom Yeah, you had to take it to the bathroom The forbidden that has been foiled let's go to the west quarters It's one o'clock in the morning. I've got my phone and headphones. What are you going? I'm like I'm taking a shit Full boner getting up. I'll be late next time for an hour just talking. I just woke up.

I have to shit. I remember being in middle school in class being like a half to master bitch now. And then I'd get up to go to the bathroom, then then I'd go, I get up and I'd have a massive boner and instantly I'd be like, what the fuck am I doing dude? And then I would just go back to the bathroom, then then I'd go, I get up and I'd have a massive boner and instantly, I'd be like, what the fuck am I doing, dude? And then I would just go back to the box.

And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching.

And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching.

And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. And then you go back to the kitchen where your mom was teaching. Don't worry about it. You're absolutely homeschool. I was not homeschools. I'm showing you my yearbook photo. Please. I guess I can't. I don't know how to find that. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card.

It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card. It's a Christmas card.

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The captain of the football team. Yeah. Home school wasn't the backyard running drills. You know I was like someday you could be a captain if you keep doing this. Doing ladder drills in the backyard. Hitting the sled. Yeah, it's so sick.

Hitting the sled rules. Did I see sleds? I'm like, oh my god, I wish. Although that was like kind of the shittiest part of practice. Slad? Slad was shitty. You could also fake lift on the sled though. Yeah, but then the, I was tackled, so you could really tell.

Oh, it was start to tear. Who was pushing? He has a guard, he could be comfortable in there just talking to me. Center, you're fucking chilling. Yeah, chilling, yeah. That is true, they start spinning, yeah, you can't- Start spinning a little. The coach who's riding, it's like, come on. Oh, that makes Yeah, yeah. That is true. They start spinning. Yeah, you can start spinning a little the coach who's riding

It's like come on. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. What are you gay? Fucking 16 you fucking drunk You weird drunk We're talking about this dudes High school like in high school high school dudes will grab you. You know, a coach will be like, come on, hit me. You hit me for real.

It's not gonna hurt. And while you're holding the shield, you know that pad, you'd be like, now you get hungry, you fucking drive up. I mean, Jesus coach, we gonna coach my friend. They all did that. Yeah, they have a whole lot of it. I'll show you.

Yeah. Yeah, this hurts. We had a freshman, my friend. They all did that. Yeah, they, episode one. Oh, I'll show you. Yeah. You know, this hurts. We had a freshman coach that challenged our running back to like a one on one drill. And he was obviously not wearing pads. Yeah. And he got cracked in his face with a helmet. Oh.

Oh. Just blood. It was wonderful. I love to do. I love to do. Oh, I love to do. We had a high school baseball coach who was like playing catcher like in practice got hit right in the arm arm like exploded Really shattered your high school baseball player now just got me

Watching watching from your window from your bedroom He's only chaley One day I'll be a real boy One day I'll play baseball baseball Got home What's baseball baseball is the devil I invented baseball baseball. Little sass man. The best dude. You didn't play baseball. You started me as a baseball kid. I played like youth baseball. Yeah. Never high school. Do you play any high school sports?

Through jab for a season. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. Jab was awesome. Jab was real far where you tossing that thing. Not far. It was not, we weren't like a serious team. Oh, right. It was just like track was, there was no tryout so you would just sign out and track and field. So I threw, I threw Jeff for a bit, through shot put.

Oh, no, I didn't throw a shot put. I threw discs a couple times. Disc is awesome. Disc is awesome. Yeah, that's pretty sick. Disc is cool. I threw shot put. Yeah, there's no other shot putter on my grade school track team. So I made it to like the area champion. Yeah, that's pretty sick. This is cool. I threw shopbooks. Yeah, there's no other shop putter on my grade school track team.

So I made it to like the area champion. Yeah, that's exactly what would happen. I got smashed. Yeah. You're like, I'm the best shopwood thrower on earth. Dude, I thought I was a shopwood. Thought I was very good. I was only dude.

I was just tall, strong, fucking shopwood. Yeah. You see that video that guy getting racked in the nuts by a chick doing like the hammer throw? No. No. Pretty awesome. They have the... They have the... Standing like the jaw just standing directly next to it.

It's the one where you like swing that. Oh, no. Isn't that the hammer? Oh. That's not still it. Let's go like right here. Just go straight. No guys.

Oh, right. That's coming from... There's an event where ladies just throw hammers as far as they can. I was like... Never seen that. Yeah, they don't even know what hammers hammers are now. What do you throw? No idiots Are you ever gonna axe throwing?

No, that's supposed to try I doesn't it. I have tried I always get scared because they said that it can bounce it I've seen video I've seen back almost hit people. I saw a mirror hit in the ax. So he was at the Dave and busters hitting the axe though Yeah, the DMB while you were fucking hitting the fucking Star Wars, he was, oh, you were actually on the ax. He was on the ax. How were you on the ax? It was all right.

Oh, it was pretty nice. I found the video of the lady here. We're throwing the jigsaw. Hammer throwing straight into the dick. Oh. It's pretty awesome, right? Yeah, it's pretty nice to see. Guys are getting hit in the nuts as well.

As you see that fat guy getting hit in the nuts in the opening pitch. No. Oh, man, they have like a, you know how they have like famous people getting hit in the ditch of the opening pitch. No, no, oh man. They have like a you know how they have like famous people Somebody somebody just throws it terrible. There's just a fat photographer standing in the back This straightness not pretty wonderful. I've seen the videos about it. It's good. The the the ball boys Ball boys get it's packed in the nuts and then they have to like for some reason

I don't know what they're like rules are but they have to like for some reason, I don't know what they're like rules are, but they have to like pretend like it didn't happen. What happened? And they're just like, and they're just like, made evil rules. Of like you're not gonna have to make noise you have to sprint, get the ball and then, so we get smacked in the nuts by like a ball going

like a hundred miles from. That's right. And then he's just to stand there and just eat it. Like nothing happened. Fat guy getting hit. Awesome. Unbelievably funny video. God funny video goddamn yeah tennis is I mean He's fat and gets hit in the nuts, dude. Yeah, that's kind of fat guys falling is another one

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Those dudes' dicks are huge for how for being completely soft. Yeah, they're like, when you're performing at a concert, he's got to be zero soft. Zero, what is penis? I would imagine there's not much. Although you're hanging. You're looking at that whole front row being like, you will be mine. Yeah, I could fuck any of you.

But I was pure hanging. Cravity has the hammer. American woman. That fucking Gator dance in my pants. Yeah, I have it right now. This one's so fucking funny. Yeah, it was great. Hero. Yeah. This one's so fucking great hero

Massive dick that's wild. Oh fuck yeah, what time is it? Oh, yeah shit. We got switch Yeah, let's yeah switch over let's jump jump jump Sass thank you for joining us. I was actually just listening to Sass's recent podcast with Lamar Lee. Yeah. Son of a boy dead Lamar Lee. So I was listening to the one with Bill and you guys really like our show. I'm, why do we talk about it?

Now you just have all our guests. Oh yeah, now. The war mode app was, I haven't seen Lamise's one yet. I'm sure it's a treat. It is. I've seen half of the war mode one. It's, war mode's great. War mode was really fun. It was a great, Lamise's episode's great too. It is. I've seen half of the war mode on its war mode. It's great. War mode was really fun

Those guys are great. The Misi episodes great to Misi was great. Can't wait coming to Confina People love it. Lamar is so confident. Yeah, you guys should definitely hire Lamar for at bar soul for gaming gaming Gaming podcasts would be big there plus they need an African American hire You get yeah, and you were saying that all the big fight video game guys live in New York. Yeah, they all live in New York. You can bring them in, challenge them, get your ass beat every week. My dream. Just get domed by fucking Alphan nerds. Alphan Street Fighter players. Dude, that's pretty good. We can call it Street Fighter's Pizza Rolls. Street Fighter's Pizza Rolls. Get a play to Pizza Rolls for every guest. Dude, it's sponsored by T It's three fighters pizza rolls. She fight a He's a good get it played at pizza rolls for every guest dude. It's bounced by

Tostino's here. Come on Yeah, you got I'll get yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in touch with Portmore you know Six things. Yeah, I will. So we found the perfect guy Sure, they would do it. Yeah, I think you could actually do it. You said it on the podcast. I was sitting here playing MLB the show and I was like we might be on to something. It's playing game three of the NLDS. Yeah, if you go in with like a concept for a show, they would probably do it. They'll give it a test run and you'll have viewers right away. Yeah, unlike most of them. But you know what else would help is a hot slut. Yeah. They sell tickets. They'd come. You get one hot gaming slut.

That's like a big streamer thing too. It's not, they don't even need to be gaming. They just sit in the sun. Yeah. Make sure you have Lucas Siger at the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. They're still glove.

Yeah. Yeah. You got a hot lady smoking sags the whole time. Big tits. Put it in like a nice dress. Yeah. Every week. Get it.

Dig up some old porn star. Mm. Yeah, some old war torn porn star. OK. Yeah. All right. Get on it. Hurry up and do that because it's going to be successful.

Yeah. I could watch you play video games. And lose. It was pretty funny. You get one though. Yeah. You get one here and every now and again. You could also fuck with the controls a little too. It's your house

Yeah, put them on like super hard yourself on easy and just fucking yeah That would be actually really funny if you're cheating against like expert gamers and there's Let us do the ideas please stream up. All right, let us do the ideas. All right. Yeah, bro. Thanks for having me. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. You're welcome to stay if you want. Yeah, we're in the next time. All right. We're going to go to the Patreon. Thank you.