Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 450 - Muscle Mommies (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

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Especially at the end of Pride, dude. Yeah, we got it. Gotta eat the balance. I have a rebounds. I feel like Pride woke up this morning at three o'clock and had heterosexual sex with my wife. Nice. And not nothing, you know, whatever.

I was trying to wait till July. Yeah, I'm with you. Oh yeah, no, you told it early to fall, bro. I was trying to wait till July. Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, no, you know, you told it early to fall, bro. I thought it, no head or no, it's all month. Dude, you tried so hard. You'll probably should be the new no-night. It should be, it should be the same. And I had a weird realization this morning

that I feel like pride in like 200 years is gonna become like a Marty Gras or a Mummer's Day parade. We're like nobody knows how it started. Yeah. Like, why are we doing this? Everyone is flapping their dicks in the kitchen. Why are we doing this again?

Are kids kids will be like, I don't know. We always have. Pride parade is totally gay Mummer's Day. It's just less close. It's just less close. It is. I'm telling you, people are gonna forget. Pride parade is totally gay mommers Close It is I'm telling you people are gonna forget or they'll be like I heard like they used to not want guys to blow each other And they're gonna go what that's crazy

Yeah, we play UFC 23 and then we believe you Yeah, we play UFC 23 and then we blew each other. Yeah, loser sucks to squad. And they're like, dude, fuck. Oh, dude. It could be loser sucks to squad within our lifetimes. Yeah, it's getting in. It's getting in. It's getting in.

It sucks to squad. It's close. We're like, it's close. I'm sure there's some basketball team players with some stories. Some loser sucks of squads. You know they have the oaky cookie stories. There's total loser sucks of squads, squads, squads.

I have the beer Olympics isn't loser sucks of squads. They work every time I go mad, oh, we got to worry about that. They're just talking to each other. are sucks. They work every time I go about a weird guy to worry about that. They got to get sucked up. You're doing 40 beers and just throw up on someone's dick. You're getting sucked by the boys though. You'll truly be busted. You could be, you could be demisexual dude. You know what demisexual is?

No. I was, we were not the dinner with friends recently and the, someone, one of our friends You could be demisexual, dude. You could, you know what demisexual is? No. We were not the dinner with friends recently and someone, one of our friends, like works, I think with the younger people a lot. She was saying that demisexual is like, first of all, she was like, nobody's straight. She was like, you're antick,

yeah, if you're like a young kid, you're straight, people are kind of like, all right, dude, like, it's like being an 19-year conservative now. They're like, yeah, cool, man, that's kind of weird. It's so weird. But's like being a 19-year conservative now. They're like, yeah, cool, man. That's kind of weird. It's so weird. But she was saying a lot of the people are,

it's like, federal, is that what we mean? Demi's the new thing. A demisexual is the new move where it's like, you only, it's a step above asexual. It's not great. It's asexual, gray sexual. Gray sexual is when you're mostly like asexual, but every now and again,

you'll get a little rumble in your penis, you know what I mean? And just go like, and you just let it pass. That's grey sexual. You don't whack, you don't, you don't dabble in, you don't even, it doesn't even go. I was grey sexual when I lived with Nate. I was grey sexual for sure. You weren't whacking?

There's no way you weren't. When you were whacking in the shower, you told me. It was the thing I still think about what I said. I was like, have I been a weird fool? I was, I'm like, it's still here. Was it like the thing I still think about what I Yo open the window. Like Sarah the Tracerita. I'm stuck in a bottle. That whole squad was the shit. Sarah low foot. Dude names.

Why don't they remake that? That'd be awesome. Well, they should remake Lamy for time. That's why they like let that they let that go. They'll be up there with them doing the new Transformers Beast Wars mix for me. They bring back Lamy before time. b-swores my childhood is like So nice to two gay tyrannosaurus

Child for has to dance They're gonna make a 3d lamb before time that we sick like a Disney like they look real like a live-action I just was fucking We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, you're not exactly like, you're not dying to just like hook up with people. But if you become good enough friends with someone, they could ignite this spark in you. Like a mental connect, like a mental ex-tool on. It's a mental, but like you, you can only get activated sexually if someone like proves they love you. Dude, I'm a Demi. Which, you might be a Demi. I'm a Demi. Which, which funny, because it's all these like younger like, like LGBTQ kids, it's like, they're

describing like conservative Christian love. Yeah. Tell me, Daniel, just being conservative in love. You're waiting for the connection in the right time. Yeah, I'm waiting for real connection. They're trying not to like a prostitutized being a slut. You know? Oh yeah.

Yeah. That's so the good girl can get in on the phone. Yeah. Yeah, I've been dating my boyfriend for 14 years probably getting married I'm fucking gays Yeah pink here. I'm telling you man. That's my prediction a couple hundred years It's gonna be people out there like what why do we do this again? I feel like you will have a answer to this But when did Demi is Demi a fairly new thing?

I think so. It has to be right. Yeah. It's been around since the 2012s. Like Demi? Yeah, it's been around. It's been around. It's just probably hasn't been like, it hasn't been co-opted by street kids. Yeah. Some absolute fucking weirdo with a master's degree coin this probably in 2012. I only like my friends. I just study of 34 individuals and came up with a new thing. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, I love ruining friendships too. Damn, you know, it's just so crazy though to notice the one time like your BFF and you're just like, I love you got to dinner with you.

Yeah. Fuck. The first time you hit the dinner with you. Yeah, fuck. The first time you hit the, oh shit. The crawl. Yeah. You're sick and they bring a suit and you're like, fuck. Oh, he's super.

Yeah, my brother's like, he's by. He's by. I'm sorry, I still come to terms with it. He's by. I said, by your pan, is he pan or he pan or by which ones paying pan is like super by We're like you're not even worried whether the people you're having sex with or men or women You're just like yes my brother's pan. He's pan. He's truly pan there I think they're king of LGBT's yeah, I think pans might be secret

If you seem to be walking around the city. Yeah, he's the king of the game really He dresses like a pirate when he goes out to say this picture of him. He wore a spike collar into a bar. It's, it's so crazy looking, but at the same time, it's kind of a badass. I'm so sick. Yeah. Yeah. You're dressed like, let's say, get a comb on your hand.

He's a pillow. He's like, he was full of pirates of the K-V. He wasn't a settler. Yeah. But he's truly, he just like, holes. That's something that's happened.

He's panned. Yeah. And he was saying like, it's really truly the best hang when you could just like hang out with somebody play some games And you're like one of fuck and then like yeah, and then you just go about your way He sells it well like if you could get hard He does refuse the bottom which is He does refuse the bottom, which is still also the bottom, dude.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like so much pressure to bottom. I suck dick not to bottom. He's out here surviving, dude. I hear some here's a wild hypothetical. Yeah, wild hypothetical. You're going to suck dick or bottom. It's a wild hypothetical. Yeah, wild hypothetical. You go to some dick or bottom.

It's a pretty big dick, but he also comes lows like Peter North. What do you choose? I don't want my ass to get devastated by this big dick. Well, you want your face to the amount of cum matter? Yes, really? I don't see, if it was a teeny dribble, I'd be like, Pfft! What the fuck?

You're okay. I spit it right through my teeth, I go, Yeah, but... No, I'd be like, yeah, for sure, tohly, you can fuck me, but I'd be superhead. I just like, I'm going to laugh. I'm going to the last. I'll be hands free, dude.

Oh my God. We got to get it in. We only have a couple more days to be extremely good. Yeah, you're right, you're right. We got to go back to what we normally was. Is it all, is it all, is it all month long or is it just like one or two? Is it like the St. Paddy's a thing we're turning to be normal. Is it all, is it all, is pride parade all month long? Or is it just like one or two? Is it like the St. Paddy's A thing? We're turning to like every weekend.

There's just drunk kids walking around like, yeah, yes, probably months of long celebration. Can I go down there and masturbate? No. I feel like, I feel like it would take, you could get away with it for a little bit though. If I masturbate,, you see Central Park? There's nothing to do with gay sex.

I just came down here to master the day. If you get someone to drink you off, you can say. Yeah, true. No, I just want to masturbate on the periphery. Like a saboteur, dude. An agent provocateur, I'm ruining it for everybody. Like, right dead next to the parade. I'm going to go jerk off next to the White House.

I was trying this as a bit, but like, how come there's never like business games? It's always like gay guys and like, fairy, when you never see like a gay guy in a suit, you know? Yes, you do, they're always in suits. And not at the parade. Not at the parade. Oh, why don't gay?

You don't see me gay guys in suits at the parade. They got stuff to do. You know, watching from like 37th to office. The parade is the one time they can cut loose. It makes us like, I'm gonna get this off my chest now. I'm gonna spaz out. Under the business who's just like leather. Yeah, yeah.

Finally, you could be like, superman. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I thought you were saying gay guys don't wear suits. I was like, I think a lot of those guys wear suits. But yeah, business, I feel like business gay dudes probably still let their hair down on the weekends. Pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They go like fairy mode for the parade and stuff only though. It's like a special occasion thing. Yeah, you think they save all their gay up for the entire year? It's worth having a while. Just run through the bridge and get jerking off. Yes.

There's so many children here. No. Yeah. What's the kid's thing? That connection? People like to make that connection. That would be funny for a flash mob of like 300 black teenagers to just fucking T-bone the pride parade. You think they bounce off of it? It's like, brooom.

It's too powerful. We don't have enough energy in the Paul's matrix. What do you, what do you guys think about banning the Baklava's? What is that? Yeah, what is that? The ski mask. The Shaiesee. Oh, they're banding them.

The Phillies, they're trying to figure out how to band it, but they're also saying like, well, enforcing it's gonna be racing. Nice man. Oh, hello. Yeah. Do you gotta go Scooby-Doo on all the black teams? Yeah. Who's the man under the mask? Wait, it's a black team. I thought you were like that.

Who the black teams is all the time? I thought you were like that. I thought you were like that. You're a black Jesus old guy. I thought you were a black guy. You're a black Jesus old guy. I thought you were a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black Jesus old guy. I thought you were a black guy. You're a black Jesus old guy.

I thought you were a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy.

You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black guy. You're a black one for them to try to regulate. Yeah, because they kind of have to do. How is it? How is it racist? We're like you got a mask on take it all. Yeah, well my thing is like you're dressing like a criminal. Yeah Either you're using them to evade facial recognition, which is like, you know, if that's what you're doing knock yourself out or

You're pretending to evade facial recognition where it's like you can't pretend to be a criminal. There's some facial recognition evasion itself where you can just like put a several like dots on your face And then you like fuck it up. Really? Yeah, just like like marker. Just not markers. Probably like little like dots were like That's what the Indian ladies have been doing this I think you and ladies have been doing this for some time. Yeah. They knew it was coming. Forty the grid. Yeah, that was making me laugh.

I was reading it. They're like, well, unfortunately, this will be targeting black youth. And it's like, yeah, definitely. But also, I see white dudes rocking them every now and again, too. Yeah. Do you? Yeah. Like, I'd never have a couple.

I mean, you got to be busing down like K& like KNA and stuff. Yeah, yeah, if you're white Do where you are to know good. You're not gonna look like it exactly. Yeah, I Be didn't yeah, I say you see me shi see's on your recent KNA Oh, it's everywhere. It was fucking everywhere. Yeah, it was everywhere. I say we do a two for one where it's like You know, hey, you can't wear that or see that you take off the shy suit You pull your pants up You keep the show You gotta pull your pants up to your belly button

You know the shiites these will You gotta pull your your shiites you have to hike them up. It's a shame. Get the half farmers height jeans. Just like, shruff your belly button. It was crazy how mainstream they got. You can buy them with real money in like, video game basketball. You can be like, one, real, and D&B 2K. You can have a shi-steam ass.

It costs like, eight real dollars worth of video game money. You can have a shiasty mask. There's so many people with them now. You know, it's so many. I know. It's like every time I play, it's mostly shiasty mask. It's, I mean, look, nobody could have predicted through the pandemic.

There were a lot of unknowns, but who would have thought we would have created a like trendy black fashion look that had to be dismayed. I'd stop dude. That would be like trying to stop the Cuban shuffle real time Hey, hey, whoa, don't go right You go to the right, but don't go to the left to left to left He's kicking his feet, he's kicking his feet

Yeah, that's a nightmare dude. It's a tough thing. So his cops have to be like, hey, you can't. Yeah, you gotta take that off. The shuffle was the fastest way to lose, like Simon says, you know, because he never says, Simon says, wait, what? And the cubist, he never says, Simon says, what in the cubist circle he never said Simon says he should he just You know you civil disobedience There's still operating on Simon's head

I'm still operating on Simon's head. That's so funny. Hands on the car. The Simon's say. I know my rights, dude. Can you commit perjury if your fingers crossed Check the tape Young thugs out of jail He's out of oh he recorded

Yeah, but still in jail. Yeah, he's done I think about about the same week gonna put out his album. He did that on purpose like recording in jail Put my house a recording album and Jill on the phone? Yeah, let me don't stop And I'm gonna let it play. I'm just gonna go to sleep to it every night So gonna did snitch yeah She got this to that archailey. Well, the word they got leaked. Yeah, if I did his, if I did it, or I admit it. He's claiming that he had nothing to do with that album.

Yeah, really? He's claiming that someone must have AI that or something. Or he was just like, I don't know. Damn, dude. The AI thing is, that makes sense now that you're saying it, but it is because the lyrics want to work kind of like, self-incriminating. Yeah.

Didn't he have like, like, so I was like, I'm a bad guy. I shouldn't have done all those things. You should like that. There was a pre-free part song called, I admit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had three parts songs kind of in Steeza. They might have, they might have been in Kelsing. Hey, I was not that good yet to do a three part series. No

Not yet, dude I think it was him and then he was like if this doesn't get me out He thought I was gonna get him out like this guy seemed sorry. Yeah It worked last time when he did the chocolate factory. Yeah, he thought it'd be fire. Yeah, this is fire Yeah, there was some good songs Yeah, he thought it'd be fire. Yeah, this is fire. Yeah, there was some good songs It's like Warner to I'm like damn. I wish I had that on Spotify. It started strong and then it took I didn't get the finish Then they take it off after like two days or something like yeah, I went to I listened to it like on YouTube Oh, still up there. Yeah, he got kind of like what what so he definitely he peed on the girl on video allegedly

So he definitely he peed on the girl on video allegedly. But he beat that case. Yeah, he beat that case. What was the thing he actually got in trouble for? Then he married Alia. Apparently she was underage, but he got a parents permission. Yeah, he did get the documentation. Yeah, that's out. What do you got a gel for?

What was the exact charge? He think it was child endangerment? No, no, no. What would be like, it was something involving keeping people in his basement? Oh, he was, yeah, he was getting into dungeon play with me. That's just a little kick. Yeah, he kicked my kick.

Yeah, he kicked his estimated gel for a kick. I mean, the list of skills. I'm sure he got off for the list. Mr. Big finally get him put in jail. Yeah. I don't know Yeah, what did he do? He it was convicted in September on three counts of producing child pornography and three counts I've been teasing a minor to engage in sexual activity was one of those the ODP video Because I think he never actually got off of it. I think they just stop

Like sending him oh the guy. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then it was like all right He's getting some steam bring it back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they were like, all right, he's getting some steam, bring it back. Yeah, true. I mean, it was his fucking living room. Yeah. He was like, he's fucking repeating. He claimed AI in like, 1990. He was like, dude.

He was like, dude. Yeah, so he was, he does seem like one of those guys who films every sexual encounter. Yeah, yeah. Damn, maybe he's got sex with kids three times. Three counts. Three counts, then. We're gonna prove it.

Or is a series part one part two, but he did. The trilogy. The trilogy. Get a struck back. Yeah, that's a shame. You know, shame he had to go and be a pedophile. Yeah, but he claims that I think didn't he claim that his mother like what or his aunt used to like make him eat her pussy or something.

Yeah, he has like a crazy origin story where he was like eating his aunt's pussy. It's crazy that he was going by the pie, Piper the whole time. And like this guy's great. He was going, that was his thing. The pie pie pie, the pie pie of our big. I was a bit the pie pie pieper of our big I was a bit of a pie paper. Yeah, yeah, just sticking a little tune the kids follow them. Yeah

Yeah, those kids when you ain't go with the pie pie for dude. They don't come back You're pretty sad that he he's from Chicago and Bernie's from Chicago And she said when she was younger like there would be an invite that would go out there They do want to go to party don't get our Kelly house. And she was like in high school and shit. She said a lot of people she know would get the invite to go there. And then she was in high school. Yeah. The invite would just get spread around by we're going to a party. We're going to our Kelly's house again.

Like the call could be, you know, a money and power. You could do anything. You just spread the word at the high school. There's a party. I can use the E-vite through high school. Yeah, he said to Leah into the school. There's a party. I can use the e-fight. He said a lea into the school. He's like, go tell the kids I'm having a party. You gotta send a covert operative into the school. You imagine that's before any like my space. You just become like, you do like, I'd love to come sing for the kids, but let me get your email. I'm gonna have a function.

You imagine sending your wife off the high school? Like, come here honey. Have a good day. And it's like the thing about the Fiesta Remix video, it's just like a high school dance. Just stuntin' dude. It's homecoming. Poor Kells bro. How long's he in jail for like 20 years? I hope he even thought I think about 30. Wow. He didn't tell her to link it off the best of both worlds. Part three.

Take three. For part one was Jay Z right? You're part one of the two of Jay Z. Yeah, part three. Young though. And Jay Z joined the liminade. Do you think Kelly was a sacrifice? That's a sacrifice.

That is that up if you follow the timeline. I feel like yeah, cuz if he's filming videos He's giving them to somebody true Yeah, or did he have a stockpile of videos filmed in tracks recorded. Yeah, a lot of these dudes have like nine million songs recorded Yeah, true, you know, just like in the boot. It's just like in the vaults I would if I were them I would just be using AI as well and just like if I get any good songs from AI I would just put that up. Yeah, yeah, I'm sick. Did you ever hear like the J the AI JZ song? No, I mean There's no way we can listen to now, but it sounds just like a JZ song like the voice the lyrics like yeah

They're on it's a JZ song. What percentage of your families would you say thanks Jay Z and Illuminati? A lot. I'd like to be, but I'm happy. Maybe like, I used to try to do a bit about like wishing black people believed in each other more because Because of shit like that like the second you do kind of well. It's like illuminati or like Gucci man. He got in good shape from being fat. They were like clone I already think cloned Yeah, there has to be advanced technology

We're in glasses too. That's clone Clown yeah, it's real it's no nobody knows about that the clone conspiracy is the funniest fucking shit Yeah, dude goes on a diet. I cannot believe you fucking got cloned Kevin Martin think his rumor to be a clone after the accident. Two binds a clone. Well, he actually is a clone. I think he's a hundred. Why would they put the clone out?

Why would they put a retarded clone out? It's early technology. It's probably like, his brain probably explodes every day. He's leading download him into a new skin. And he's just like, ah. They might have figured it out. This summer, take your high to a whole new level.

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And when the spring comes, their brain starts growing almost like grass and trees. Like it'll just start hitting new connections. And almost like the rate of like a newborn child. Yeah. It just happens more than once in a lifetime. Yeah, dude. They pass out more than once in a lifetime. Yeah, dude. They pass out and their brain just completely degenerates.

It gets, they get so cold. Their whole body, I think, is like three degrees Celsius, like freezing. Yeah. And I forget, if something like that, and then they just, their brain just like with the spring, their brain grows. Do you remember?

I don't think so. No, I think that's a thing like, I don't think.. No, I think that's a thing. I don't think so. No, I think that's a thing. Like, I don't think. I can confidently say no. I think I rest so weird at like that soul, or maybe I heard of someone, but like that's part of why we have trees is because they hide all their shit, like they hide all their acorns, then they hide when they, and then they forget where they put all this.

Oh my, no, I think there's brains. Fuck yeah, yeah, that makes their brains completely, almost disappear. And their brain re-grows and they wake up like, fuck. Where the fuck? Ah. Put it on. I spit all summer. I just imagine falling out of a tree, you like.

Oh. Throw it your brain at the same time. Oh Bro, you're braided Wake up is fucking hottest shit like I fucking starving run around for a maniac Dude you're chilly and eventually just pass out and go offline in Detroit they have like black squirrels Yeah, we had black squirrels and hammered down life in Detroit they have like black squirrels like yeah we had black squirrels in hammerdown and they were you like they were like chicken balls and rib bones dude they because they're culturally black because they forgot they forgot they're like this is what's

around me yeah yeah we had to get black squirrels in Habertown. The myth was like, bro, they're faster. They fucking were. They were faster. We weren't wrong. I was like, objectively, I mean, like cousins would be like, bro, those scrolls are faster. They were so fucking fast. Look at the black scrolls are faster.

This is pure sign, dude. I swear to God, it's the ink of Indian truth. They get a three point speed boost. Yeah. I remember saying it with like no irony, be like, yo, those ones are fast. Those ones are fast as hell. They're oozing boat squirrels.

True. What do you guys been up to? Yeah, dude, panies. Yeah. How's the point going? How's. Yeah. How's the porn going? How's the, what? How's the porn out going? Yeah.

Porn, porn. You guys are deep on the pornography. I'm trying to get out. Yeah. Trying to break out. Yeah. It's telling me, man, I learned it was like, I went, going, I've been whole hogging to the porn, obviously.

And then I've gone like, complete. I'm never watching this ever. Yeah. And it was like, I was just as obsessed with it when I was like, I'm never watching this ever. And then it was like, I was just as obsessed with it when I was like, I'm not watching it at all. As soon as I was like, yeah, if like my wife has a period or whatever, I'll just watch porn and fap and just, dude, I just lost all of it's a Lord of me.

But so you would see just a little bit here and there? I didn't think I was a little bit here and there kind of guy. Shane would be like, yeah, just use it when you use it. And I'm like, you don't understand, dude. It's not like that. I think about it. It's like, I'll call. I think about it right when I'm done. I plan for the next one.

I leave a tab open. But yeah, luckily it was just been like, yeah, it's not even a big thing. It's weird. I took that whole time off, but I sort of got, I was just as obsessed with it. Just like, oh, I'd really like to watch that right now. Yeah.

Now I just go like, I think I'm just getting over honestly. I was, yeah, I get, I went 45 days, but it was like, think by like day three, it's like, I just want to look at some of it. I'm not going to use it. Yeah. Still pull it up. I was like, I'm not, doesn't count if it's just on the screen if I don't

Wack it but it's does it does count yeah Yeah, you feel like you I look at it for like 20 minutes and they just felt tired like I whacked it like my well Dude, so the book I was really you got drained the same way like mentally though Not like feel but like it like the end of you Yeah, so they're saying in that book, I'm reading, they're saying that if you flood, so if you're like, you know, most addictions are to things that flood you with dopamine,

like the positive, like if you smoke meth, that's a positive flood, but that the pleasure drive is just, like innately connected with pain of like displeasure. So if you're flooding your dopamine on porn, there is by the law of nature, there's going to be just kind of a small kind of flood after, or like a drop in those chemicals, if that makes sense.

So there'll be a period that comes or just kind of like, and the lady, but the lady saying people will need to start focusing on is going more towards the pain side because then if you go, if you have a very painful experience or a controlled painful experience, then the pleasure chemicals come to kind of mitigate. Yeah. Is that what you're always chasing the pleasure?

You're just ramping up the pain. Does that work like the ice bath? Yes. That was a primary example where guys like stopped doing coke because then they started hitting ice baths. So like rather than chasing the high and experiencing the lows, they chase the lows kind of like control. You don't want to like cut your dick off, but it's like chase those and then all of a sudden you just get like those nice feelings coming afterwards.

So like when you when them people cut their arms, they're actually doing self-healing. Pretty much, yeah. In a way. That's why I do it. Yeah. Yeah. Cutter. They're on the rise. Cutters going to rise now big time. Really? Yeah. cutters in high school is up like a lot. How the kids do go with for mental health or no, I think they're just fucking the game. Bratts, early in being upset and they're fucking we need some new CKY for these kids. True. All right, we need the new to write love on our arms for these kids.

Yeah. Wait, what's the right level? Some suicide shit. Right love on your arms. To right love on your right love on our arms is like, I don't, I don't know exactly. I think it was some guy. It's like weird emo stuff. Yeah, it's mad emo because like some guys girl killed themselves or something. and he was like,

oh, you can write love on your arms. And then he like made a bunch of shirts and shit. I hope that's right. It sounds about that. Yeah. Yeah, they talked about in that same book, they talked about a guy who tried to kill himself in like a field at Stanford.

And he like slipped both his wrist and it just didn't work. Sad they're in a field bleeding. Yeah. They kick you out of school. Oh, he was trying to kick me back in class. You can't kill yourself at school. They're gonna make it out. They don't kick it. They don't expel you, but they say like you have to take time and then prove to us that

you're stable and up to come back. Yeah. So I think that college, that's a bad thing for college. The suicide rate of college is pretty, I think it's pretty decent. I'm gonna look up how many kids kill themselves over your college Good my kids go there. I go nope when I lived on temple campus. I lived it. I was across to Like an alley from a suicide like I didn't know like a guy like I was just playing games and heard boom Oh, there's shoe fireworks

There's you know, it was a gun I was like there's shoe fireworks. There's shoes. No, it was a gun. There's gun. There's shoes on the street. And then I heard another one like boom. The first one didn't take me out because Pete told my roommate at the time. He told me he told me that somebody.

I was like Reese it. Yeah. I think it when you went, but you didn't go to school until it was like 2021. Yeah. Were you still grace actual at this point. Yeah, big gray dude. Big gray boy. Hey, I mean, just shout himself twice. Yeah, because he missed the first time.

Or he failed the first time. Yeah, they missed that first time. And I'm such a fucking idiot. I just got to do it there. You're imagining like you like, goo. Oh, it's like it's always just to stop the pain. You imagine like you like It's like it's always just a stop the pain that makes sense So to be like

That's so scary Touch your eye So scary. And just the kids to touch your eye. No, I was saying just like, we put the gun on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I never even thought about it from that angle like a parent suicide to put in a contact in order. Yeah, it's gotta be the same fucking thing.

Oh, your your body would just move. Dude, stop. The hell are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, it's no good. It's great. What's the stats on college suicide? Yeah Yeah, it's no good What's the stats on college suicide? I think there's 24,000 attempts while only 1100 succeed in their attempt

1100 succeed per year. Yeah, making it the second The girls attempt more than guys and guys complete more yeah drama queens I mean, face. It's only a downplay from the elsewhere. Like Jesus Christ almighty. Girl's think it's. Yeah, they try way more I believe. 24,000 girls try suicide and 1100 commit. That's not even like pro numbers. Yeah, like that's not good

Well, it's a good percentage. That's mixed. That's everyone. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's everybody. Yeah, I would say Dude, you want to call your first year and try to kill yourself as fucking wild man That's such a wild Just not giving it enough time. Let's try one more year. You know, I'm going to go. We also 18, you're like, yeah, I've got the full download on what life's about. This is definitely not going to work out. It's going to be a chill. This means nothing.

I just hate sitting in basements and drinking beer. Like, what's the fucking point of this? I'm not going to do that, dude. Some pass. That's a face. Some work, come up and work every day and be with 40 dudes I'm not gonna do that dude. It's gonna pass. That's a face. Some work, come up and work every day and be with 40 dudes in a basement. It's never, it's never gonna happen.

Never gonna happen. It's hard as hell down here. Yeah, that's thanks, man. Yeah. I knew I've heard of kids at college like roommates and stuff. Or people who had different people of school is killing themselves.

How does it jail all the time? I bet. Do you feel like jail? That's just like phone counts. It's constantly in jail. They jump down, if there's like a fourth level, dudes just jump down. That would be me.

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Yeah, I mean, personally, I think it's like fuck this. Yeah, what's next? They go two years, I'm like, I'm out of here. I'd roll a dice, I'd roll a dice in an action. I'd rather go full handable, actor. I'd rather go full like, okay, I'm gonna be an absolute fucking problem. I'm gonna be a major fucking problem. You guys made you move. That's fine. I'm going to be a major fucking problem.

You guys made you move. That's fine. I would spend the rest of my life trying to take down the time. I'd be kind of fun to do though. Yeah, yeah. It's making a game out of it like a... I would. I would gamify my situation. Hello, Judge. I think that's the only thing that's kept me from killing myself the whole time. I've gamified my whole life. That's still be interesting.

Yeah. Yeah, the stats are in suicide is on the rise. I think that's like a whole subgroup of people. I saw somewhere online. They just exist by gamifying their life. Like they'll go online and be like, read a book today, three points knowledge, like legit live their day to day. Like how I wanted to make a program like this

for people in jail where it was like, you have, so you have a little avatar, you have your character, it starts off just basic, no points, and if you do certain things, like it's almost like, if you're, and it would all be like, you know, you'd have like some people in there who work there being like, all right, you actually read it, they test you. So if you're and it would all be like, you know, you'd have like some people and they do work there being like, all right, you actually read it, they test you. So if you read and you got it,

like the thing you gain now XP points for knowledge in the game. Yeah. If you did physical activity, they would mark it off in your character. And then at night time, everyone could play in this kind of like fighting game. Yeah. And then you were your character can only give and there'd be prizes, obviously, if you win the fighting game. Matt, you're talking GTA San Andreas. What do you mean? What do you mean? No, like San Andreas and San Andreas, you're playing CJA. You can get Jack, you can get fat.

That's what I'm saying. But you would have to put in the metrics in real life. Yeah. And your avatar would get those qualities and then you'd be able to cut you'd have to leg up. Yeah. And if you won, you could get like set, reduce sentence time, money, send you, you know, a little for a little prizes. That would make you have actual rehabilitation. I make jail so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you were getting locked up, that gave

something to you. You like got to play this game. They have to figure that technology. Yeah. Yeah. This GTA saying, Andreas already happened. Like they just got to fight. That's the part where you can have. Yeah, like a one on one fighting game. Got him on it. Yeah, yeah. You can get different skills. If you got like, if you got your CDL, you can take the truck

and actually drive a little bit better. Pretty sick. Flight simulator. Flight, yeah, yeah, you get the, I was about to geek out on the new flight simulator. I do want to play that. Your flight simulator guy, mate? I got into it for a little bit.

I first thing I did was fly a plane into the freedom tower. Did you really? Yeah, it just bounces. It won't explode already. The buildings have no physics, but my plane just hit and then fell. Hit the ground? Yeah, it land on anybody. Just right in the middle of the city.

He killed millions of people. He killed a lot of people. Probably killed a lot of people. Way more than 911. You'd apparently be, took off from Newark. So when they dropped the, when they dropped the A-bombed on Japan,

obviously it killed you on 1,000 people immediately, but they said there was a lot of other people who were on the periphery of the blast who got low dose radiation. And apparently the life expectancy of those people rose incrementally compared to the normal population really so in a way It's a very it's a hotly contested study, but they're they were saying basically like we just Hooked up a bunch of people with like light fucking chemo. Well, do Japan's a country of

Grace actuals dude, So did we help them? Or are they? I thought they were like free. No, they don't fuck. They don't fuck. Really? Yeah. Is that like only like two guys? And hopefully it's like, it's two Japanese guys. So I get the whole time. I think I think I think, I think they're very

sexual. Aren't they? Don't they have all kinds of weird game shows? They do. They don't have sex. That country is like their population is falling they have too many old people yeah everyone's in everyone has that in store besides like yeah pretty much it's like every country besides like Africa and India yeah and India is probably well on their way yeah after it brought that black

yeah if India becomes the number one country, the world is doomed. Why do you say that? Because they suck. That's the country sucks. Damn. The country's good suck. The country does. You know, every time I see a death or a life that's like, he shouldn't have happened,

it's an India just like, what do they do? I saw what it was, it was like some stews. They were like, just going over something. Then the one dude just like leaned on a wall and fell through. Yeah, fell through the wall. You can't see his body hit, but you see like car lights, just little triangles and it like so he was high as shit and just fell through a wall.

Oh man. They actually did a different one where it was like a similar thing like a banister. It was but it's every time you see some fucked up infrastructure shit We're like somebody dies in a simple way. It's in India every time I didn't know that yeah there. It's Eric if I went to India. I just be careful. I'm not moving in with it. You're just a building in India. That's fair.

It's in the middle of the street. It's hot. It's such a funny, but you should come in and be like, I'm cool. I'm having a backyard. Just testing the ground. Yeah, he're shaking a gate Touch your real is terrible, but like being at a party is leading us all Falling seven stories and dying I'm not going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on.

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I'm going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on. I'm going to tell you what's going on. probably cool as hell. You know what, last week you guys were talking about Dime, let me get a little flip. If you're an Indian guy, any fallen seven stories you gotta give this to me. Yeah. You should try it. Try it yourself. Try it yourself.

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Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. Try it yourself. You got a game plan cool fall three story death move Yeah, you just you just have to expect it at this boy friends. I said he did that on purpose I think if India rose power would be awesome India just dominated China between India and China I'm rooting for India. Yeah, yeah Yeah, no, no, no probably eliminate each other though. I don't know dude. I mean definitely. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, China. Yeah, no, no, probably eliminate each other though.

I don't know, dude, I mean China, yeah, I have no idea. I can't even, I'm acting like I can talk about India's resources versus China's, I have no fun. But off of like swag alone, I'm saying I can talk about that. Yeah. Oh, for going swag alone, I gotta go China dude. China. China.

China is more swag than India. China is is more swag I mean Chinese way if we're going movies they do have similar swag The robes with the with the buttons and the ornamental, you know, shit. Yeah. For India Swag so much more sensual. They both have the river. You know what I mean?

Huh? They both have the river of Swag, yes. I mean, I could see the parallels draw between their swag, but I don't know. What about the poro shirt now? Nothing Indian, nothing Indian like myth the logic The elephant thing The dragon what shit elephant dude yeah, you right the dragon was fucking murder They'd like the dragons just an illusion. Mm-hmm. What even is that?

Chinese guy like I'm a friend India's Buddhism went from India to China. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And that's like one of the main ones. I think there was China, Buddhist, and Fucians.

What about Fucians? Yeah, Confucians. I don't know what that's all about. Look how Confucianism. I meant to look at some 20 times. I think Confucianism is like you love the government and you just try to be honest. I forget. I like that.

You love the government, try to be honest. I forget. I like that. You love the government. We got to be Confucius over here. I think I sort of got it. I think that's what it is. Because that was the big battle in China was between the Dallas and the Confucius. They also have fireworks too. Yeah, they did invite, they invited fireworks. I think China invented paper currency as well. They invented the bag, dude. That's what they invented the bag. That's major swag as well. I wasn't convinced until just that.

Yeah, fuck, dude. They invented a fucking bag. Confucianism, central tenant is having good moral character. There you go. Yep. But it says it's from ancient China. Tradition, philosophy, religion, they also call the rewism or rue classism. Nice. I don't know.

Yeah, I think there just like be a good guy. They don't go like you. Back then they also believed that if you were like, and in any way, just figured that you were a bad person and that's you were like and in any way just figured that you were a bad person And that's kind of like what you got like this is this is your your do over in life They're like yeah, if you were like laying on the street like crippled. They'd be like asshole Walk by you like dickhead All the animals we were talking about Andy's cat. Yeah, Andy's okay. His name is a slim head

He had three three legs three legs, like no nose. Like no nose, like no tail. And I was like, we were talking about like, what kind of like he had in the past life. Like he had to be the worst type of person. Yeah. To be just turning into a three leg, no leg cat that goes. He had a cigarette call.

He had a three leg no-tailed cat. Well, he had a rest of the power. But it lived way longer than the three leg no-knowing. As a model cat. Like he had it for like four years. Really? Yeah. It spent like $10,000 keeping it.

What? Oh, no. I would do. That's the one thing, man. A lot of the vets are scams, those dudes. Yeah. They'll fucking hit you with, I brought my dog to the vet recently and they were like, he was just shitting all over the place.

I just needed this one diarrhea medicine. I was like, can I get that? And she was like, yeah, we can do that. We can also look at this and they kind of feel you out. They're like, well, for like 200 bucks, we can scan the track, the GI, do blood test. I mean, I wouldn't, I don't know if we need this necessarily but for like a couple thousand dollars We do a full and it's like lady get the fucking out of here. My dog has the shit. I don't need I

Don't even go I don't go to the doctor for myself Pretty sure I'm having like a severe allergic reaction to something on meeting and I'm like yeah Yeah, so you're for like $2,500. I don't know if it's necessary. It's like, well, then why are you telling me? You don't even bring this up. Yeah, I'll, no. I'll cut his head off right now for $2,000.

Get me in that. I was about to ask you do you have pet insorts? And now I'm like, all right, nope. No, I think we, yeah, I think we might have, but I forget. Yeah, we felt a lump in one of our dogs took him to the vet real quick. Yeah, they're good right? And like yeah, we're like pet jurors

You found them. They're good. All right cool. I'm gonna get pet jurors The hell's this fucking lump Yeah, they do I they get people with that all the time my sister work for revenge. It was like something like 80 to 90% of the animals that get like invasive surgery die pretty quickly afterwards. Anyway, so she's like, it's kind of bullshit. Dude, I didn't know dogs could get lumps. Yeah, they get lumps.

Yeah, they don't get them. Yeah, though, something to get tumored up to. For now, I had a friend, her dog had a big lump on his side. And she's like, no, it's okay. I was like, are you sure? I think it's protruding. Yeah, good. I mean, it big. Yeah. Yeah. Now, as soon as a dog is like visually unappealing like that, it should just be fucking put it down There's so many other good dogs Quality of life can't be that good for ugly dog even like especially if they grew up cute getting everybody I'm like, oh look at you. You're so cute. And now everybody's just like

It's quite under the table everyone's just going like It's quite under the table everyone's just going like People don't like me talk I like to joke like this people don't like me talk about this like I get it I what it is like you constantly people you get upset I think that's the one thing people make you feel real that's fucked up. Yeah, you're a piece of shit Not putting shopping carts back People like you know a legitimate piece of shit. I'm like no, you're not. It's a fucking shopping cart Right, I'm a big I'm very against not put shop of cars back. I'm not gonna get mad at you for it

But I don't I mean I don't care I'll put my shop of cars back. I'm not gonna get mad at you for it, but I don't, I mean, I don't care. I'll put my shop of car back, but I've heard people like, that means you're a piece of, it's like, no, it doesn't. It's a fucking piece of plastic or wheels. It's literally someone's job. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm keeping this guy away. I will say when I put him back, I ram it. I just look, I go to ride in the last 10 seconds, like, yeah, sometimes, especially if you have little kids, there's times where like it's so far away from where you parked. It's like, well, I'm not gonna leave my kids in the car 10 seconds, like, shh, shh, shh. Yeah, especially if you have little kids, there's times where it's so far away from where you parked,

it's like, well, I'm not gonna leave my kids in the car alone. I'm gonna leave this fucking piece of metal where it is. Yeah, yeah, you can't, like, you fucking piece of shit. That's like, why? Who cares? You can't leave kids in the car alone for any amount of time anymore. Yeah, that's also like, where should I put my wheelbarrow? It's a weird thing to be like morally indignant about.

Or just like, what? I got hit, my car got hit by like, I used to work somewhere where I was like, and you got hit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got touched, I got touched, and I came out, and I came out to it still, like, it was still on the car, like it hit and just was still there. So I just like, I knew what did it.

And after, and I was working a shitty retail job that I came out of so I just had a miserable day to my shit car. Being hit by a fucking shopping cart. That's what that's where it's just like fuck all it is. Yeah, but you're concerned with an interaction of two metals. Yeah, the shopping cart hitting a metal car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares? Let's lose. I'm more concerned about humans time. Yeah, it shopping cart hitting a metal car. Yeah, who cares? Let's

lose. I'm working on about humans time. Yeah, it's like fucking leave the only one life, bro. Metal forever. I would say get done shopping and flip your card over exactly where it is and just leave it and walk away. It definitely my anger definitely came. Dude a dog demolition Derby and shopping cards. Just old riddle dogs with disease. But you still put helmets on. Yes, we can't why with dogs to be nice. Why can't we?

Why can't we have dog fights? I mean, you technically can't. Yeah, I would love to train a dog to fight. Yeah, you could probably. Yeah, I would love to train a dog to fight. Yeah. Get over the joke. You could probably, you could do it if you put like things on their teeth.

So it was like almost like jiu jitsu. Like if you make sure they, they didn't puncture each other but like held it down. It was a time. Yeah. Oh, like dog boxing gloves or biting gloves. You just put like retainers on their teeth. So they are like grabbing each other like that

but not exactly puncturing each other. That'd be kind of cool to like, you know, make it like safe, make dogfight safe. Like a needle prevention kind of thing or so. People are all gonna keep doing it. Let's put them in some helmets. Climbing helmets and fucking little retainers. Round one. And only major corporations can do it too.

You know what they did with we. You gotta get, all right, you give him a neck brace. Like, you're not a neck brace, like a neck thing that's like full of like, cowboy collar, like a linebacker. Something's still like when they, when a dog like bites it off, you're like, all right, Yeah, I should put him in like chain mail This is my pit bull Sir killing Tim Where are we at we are on a time we're not today. We're at 53 beautiful. I fucking knew it. Yep, so let's land this thing

Dude, what do you guys up to right now? Take it home. You said porn. Oh, we have said it last. He said you had, you guys were addicted to pornography, but you're trying to escape the matrix. I'm trying to escape again. How you gonna do it? I don't see a way out.

I want, I'm mentally even trying to, but it gets me. Have you ever listened to your babe to help you? Is she, how privy is she to your porn you? So are you open book? Are you? History no, no, no, no, she knows I talk about it too loudly and It's in a whole time like what the fuck yeah, yeah, she's actually cooking She's cooked through it. She cooks after the pot We can't be a family dinner. Yeah, Oh, she's cooking. She cooks after the pot. Yeah, that's pretty nice. We had a family dinner.

Yeah. You guys are never getting hard as hell. That's, you can, you can list her help. But like, bro, I'm getting off the nog, baby. Yeah. Help me. I almost feel like I'm I headed with this. She's going to be like, now, now you're making sex feel

like work for me. Sure, or it could be like, now now you're making sex feel like work for me. Sure, or it could be like, with a challenge. You can hit them, you can get them with like, you're my Beatrix, dude. Like you are the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are the one and only. You have the only thing.

The beatific vision. And you are, you are my sexual identity. I do think I could bring her to that. They can get in to that. If she isn't making me come. If I did that, if I gave her that information, like I need you, she isn't making me come. If I did that, if I gave her that information, like I need you, she doesn't make me come. And now I'm furious and punching holes in our apartment.

And like, you did this. That was me. Oh, you're saying, what you're saying, like, she refuses to engage with you sexually, or like, you guys engage sexually and you can't come. No, no, she's our punching staff. She's our punching staff. I'm like, you can go that way, everyone.

That's terrifying. I was fucking come again. Yeah. So, Ty, did I come and blame a woman which is gracefully dead? What's wrong with you? So, I thought that's what you meant. I was like, you're broken.

No, no, no, I just miss. He's not giving me any and I'm upset about it. Yeah. So now I'm so that's I'm saying that's the allure of the knock. Yeah. Yeah. Then you try to think you can temper the pussy bradding with the dog. Yeah. But then next thing you know, you're fucking Frodo stepping over the dead souls, dude. What's this one? It's looking up at you like That is the at the age old conundrum. I mean, you're not wrong.

That's the thing. I went full like eager beaver on my wife where I was like, I held up my end where it was like, I'm on no no, we'd have sex and it was just like, dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would feel the heat off it. It was like opening the oven to the heat.

I was coming into the heat. It's like, were you no, not even looking porn, like, not even. No, no, no. Dude, if I looked at you, yeah. Okay, all right. I said, but I'm going to take a shit and just be like, well, I'm on my phone and then I'll be like, or I'm poor, I'm before I've been.

Have you tried the news? The news. Not of it's real. Sex before beating off. It is fake. The news. Sex before beating off must have been so fast I mean, yeah, that's probably why watch any other animal have sex it's like five seconds

five seconds Most of the calories burned from sex were like chasing someone In nature back in the day you'd chase them down or do like a really sick dance I've been really embarrassed by my loads What's up with your ropes? Dude it's all fucking just pops Just drips. Yeah, just drips dude. One time I dripped and it wasn't like man little else. It wasn't any it was like I was like It was like what the hell's wrong with me am I tired? I'm a sick. Oh no. What is

You fired off but no nothing came oh you came miss fire like you felt you felt the comb But you asked him might have came out your ass No, it's just like you shot like a blank you're saying no I shot but it's like wait Where are you fapping like ten times a day though? No, I, I've been off the fat. I've been off the fat. Well, this is the other thing too, so I noticed that too, when I went off the porn, you do start to feel like almost like a sexual invalid. Yeah.

Where like your penis is just like untouched in the limping for like just weeks at a time. What have I done to myself? It is the real scoop. Obviously, it feels good to be like, quit it, do all this stuff, but I ran the experiment. There is. There's like a downtime. Yeah, I don't know man I and maybe it's best but I feel like if you're if you grow up in the you know The environment of pornography, dude, you do you just like I'm telling my you're Dixies like aren't cool

Cuz it's shot a lifetime of loads. Yeah, by the time you're 30. It's like yeah, your Dix like yep Biologically speaking. Yeah, we're done. Yeah, we made Time What's retirement time it's in Miami No You want me to do one more job? Set up a bitch out here order of the way through That was that possible Do you think you get a limited amount of ropes like Harpies?

Is you get like it's something like you've heard 50,000 Harpies some kind of your no Harpies Maybe like a hundred million or something we're definitely going to be the first generation to fight out fully wrongly in just just the

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Today's green bird I'd add RGB lights to mine It would look like a fucking candy PC Look up how much it is Add one more inch to your gun I mean, I'd make it vibrate I make mine rotate I make mine rotate. I'm a side boy.

My wife is so mad right here. Rotating metal balls on the side on the bottom of the base. On my new base. Oh, I added to the bottom. I mean, I think, oh yeah, I guess you can't. You can go double head. They slit, they slit your fucking tendon and they just pull more dick out of your body Really? Yeah, that's all I think that's how I go

My god go get this I'm telling you I'm so close here Dude, I have so much dick in my body I'm gonna proposition my wife. You look you get you can get a mommy makeover, but I'm getting an inch my wife. You can get a mommy makeover but I'm getting an inch. I'm gonna get a fucking, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna get six back. I'm gonna Gs. 15 Gs to get an inch. Yeah. How do they do that for the standard penis enlargement surgery? Oh my god. I do. Plus a $1,000 deposit, which is like, what do you think?

That's the good thing. Do they think you're gonna leave it? Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people will probably check it out on that inch. Because that's the thing, your body's used to getting the size of your dick is now hard. If you had an extra inch on to that, what's the boner like?

Go to the boner. Good question. Trust me, I thought about that. You have to re-up. Like is it? But also your dick's getting hard inside your body as well. So it's probably fine. Yeah, it's true.

I don't know. It's like a janguit tower, dude. Everyone probably has that one part that reaches a critical point. part and it goes down forever. You can get a large extra larger extra extra extra. Obviously bro. You can make it. So apparently like messes with these three, you know, you could choose of which piece of

tissue you want to like expand. There's two that run parallel to your penis and then one like Along the bottom of your penis. You should I get the fucking you get the bottom of an airplane base We on there. Yeah, you go coke can too if you really want to oh you can get thicker Yeah, cuz it seems like from when I'm reading the ad silicone. I'm gonna ask my wife if she has length or girth That sounds like they get ads silicone. That's what it speaks for yourself life of shows length or girth that sounds like they get ads so that's what it's what it's big for yourself. I'm speed reading it and trying to stay his job. That's true. You gotta get a

whole new wardrobe though. You gotta you gotta wear a parachute pants constantly. We have a time. We're sure. We're going to get my six back. My 40th birthday, it's going to be penis and large, but it's six back.

And then I'll go on TRT. I mean, dude, we're not going to stop coming. It's probably just going to get better. This is just a start of coming. Yeah, we haven't even came for real yet. We don't even know. We can't wait to show everyone the parade, dude. Fuck you became for real. Yeah, we don't know Can't wait to show everyone the prey dude

Yeah, you throw the silicone in there and just pick what you want. Oh, that's how they do it. Yeah Damn, okay, I'm gonna have the I won't waste your guys the time with this. I'll do some research Dude if I'd have fucking silicone dude Dude, if I had a fucking silicone dude. We'll do it. We'll talk. We'll do some chatting and then we'll rip into the UFC. I want a game very badly. Chains away dude.

We can totally restructure the hierarchy right now. We'll be able to go to him with a clear fucking champion. We present to you a champion. We'll be able to go to it with him with a clear fucking champion We present to you a champion Well you guys rule on the slide in the motherfucking page. What you got? No, you have a show coming up. Oh, yeah July 14th at arts class at Alitan. Please cover that. Let me rest in me. He's gonna be there, too Fuck yeah, I like that place. So I should say good. Look at me. I met you. What's what man? Oh, yeah? I think so I like that place. So I told you what second hug is it looking?

I think I met you. What's with man? Oh yeah, thanks y'all. Yeah, it's where? What do you say? What do you say? July 21st. I keep out of you like one of your loaves.

What do you say? I don't see it. July 21st in Rhode Island. I can't remember where I come to that. That'll be fun. Please, my tickets. And do you mind when they buy tickets? Oh my Instagram.

Put on my Instagram. They'll be able to put a link in the bottom. Yeah. I'm fucking up. I'm getting better at this. Goddanger. I'm chilling. Listen to T-Swav. Please and you know, panties in the mouth. July 12 is the stand show. Please come to that if you're available. So I thank you panties in the mouth. Fucking mouth. Yeah. Bye. So long. Bye! So long.