Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

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Hello, we're fired up. We're back dude. What's on dude? Why do you fucking doubt it, dude? Yeah, dude, you never thought you'd see us haters are just running back for the little fucking rabbit Imagine the haters right now think of all the dams and libs that thought we would never be together. That was lid behavior spreading this info John Carlos stands a bad dude. Look at the donk on this man Wait to see him run. Oh, he doesn't have to Warning track power Donk

Take him up. Hey Jizz Chasm safe. Sorry if you hate this you by the way watching America's pastime if you Yeah, you're definitely a damn. You just failed the dem test. The ultimate dem test. Are those guys watching fucking baseball for you? Um, no that was full liberal behavior but that's why we forgive all. It is what it is man. Of course we're not Joe Biden dude. We don't think half of the people are garbage.

Alright that brings us to our first. That was so divisive when you said that. How would he say something like that? Dude that's like, I don't know, man. For real though, think how funny that is. Bro, they had it. They had it. I mean, how big of a loot. They're losers. Yeah. The fucking Democrats. I also.

You get handed a lot. Joe Biden's probably the best thing you could say. Like they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family. Garbage is probably the easiest way. They had the moral high ground. They finally got him back. You got the layup. You got Tony Hinch at the garden. The Hinchman.

The hunger man. And then. The Hinchpin dude. The Hinchpin got loose. And then. The Ress Master General. And then. Joe Bidden gets on to respond on a Zoom call.

He's like, the Zoom,. The cameras like up here. He's like, yeah, well, they're fucking garbage. I think before that he was literally out to get ice cream. He crushed ice cream, crushed ice cream, went on. Zoom is like, you know what? Fuck the supporters. I mean, to be fair to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from you, just much a triple scoop and you just fully send it in.

Don't fucking socks. If your porters are dumb fucking idiots, I get it. Puerto Rico is actually my favorite. I mean, Trump hit him with that lunchroom fucking mind fuck when they did the debate, he's like, or we did the debate with Kamala. He's like, he doesn't like you. And then they just kept on talking about something else. That's a great.

He actually doesn't like you behind your back. Just so you know that dude, she's probably probably been a downward spiral since he heard he hit her with Biden. Does he like you? No one likes you. Everyone talks about you behind your back. Yeah, I didn't know he hit her. You're mean. And they're saying she won that debate, even though he said nobody likes you.

Lib said she wanted to. Brother, the comment. There's liberal comment. won that debate even though he said nobody likes you? Lib said she wanted to be in it. The Libs, the commentators. Yeah, yeah. Libral commentators. Yeah, the 150 IQ writers were like, actually, if you break it down. Dude, the Libs.

Trump had a milk toast take, actually. Can we all agree? I didn't know Trump said that to her. I can't. Nobody likes you. Everyone actually fucking hates you. I can't get Hinchcliffe off the brain, dude. Bro.

That's all I think about. All that. It makes me laugh. It's the funniest thing bro. It's all I think about all this it makes me laugh It's a funny thing. It's the funniest thing. It's a Trump loses if Trump loses. It's the ultimate and it is Tony's fault And because of that World War three does take place Tony Hinchcliffe is Archduke transferred man You're gonna look back know why did this happen dude? I'm gonna be holding my whole family And I'm gonna see the blast radius before we go out in a flash. I'm gonna go an island of garbage You can see the bus racing gonna go

My kids Mike actually it's kind of bullshit. He actually kind of crushed on it. It actually was funny. It was 11 a.m. He's probably nervous and just went back to material. Who cares? The arguments online the past few weeks have been insane. It's like people like, dude, do you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed that wasn't even open? And that's the only thing they've been arguing about. God, that's just roasting. You guys don see Tim Walls commercial? No. Spade sent to me. It's so gay, dude. What did he do? He was just like, look, all right, guys, we're the games tied. I'm going to be honest here, but we're going to make every block and go down the field and we're going to try to win this game. Just try to use the football on how he's like your American. Tim Walls, pure American

is he showed his true colors. He was like AOC runs a mean pick six. Yeah, just like bro His defense coordinator and say some shit like that stop trying to talk football, bro He said AOC runs and he said yeah, they played Madden together is like a oh, I saw the I saw the then he tweeted I mean, I doubt he I saw any dr. Dooms for a little bit Yeah between saving the middle class, I'm also a streaming twitch. I fucking love video I was just waiting for an a 65 year old white guy Obviously, I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on it probably actually is do you think I mean?

I mean, there's there's a lot of probably I got a little Neverland range. We're not here. He's just scoring touchdowns. Black insurrection. Sorry. I'll call him touchdown. What's that? Black insurrection.

Sorry. He took them apart. Black insurrection is the handle of our business. Touchdown, Timmy. He's funny. Dude, I got so much hate because I was in the fucking comments on that. She's like, dude, I don't think this is real.

And everyone's like, you're going to look so fucking stupid. It's like the kid's talking about getting raped on an email. He's like, actually, I'm going to end it here. And I'll hit you up later look so fucking stupid. It's like the kids talking about obviously not real on an email He's like actually I'm gonna end it here And I'll hit you up later on tell you it kind of if you look at the election as like a game It is kind of the sickest game It's like you have him in there like dude They said you like suck the Chinese guy's dick and he's like could you say Trump's a Nazi like you'll fire that? Yeah, I'll find the rumors about each other. That is also crazy jumps actually a actually a Nazi. It's like, you soaked a little kid's dick in China.

He's like, all right, this is on Call of Ford. What are we doing here? Hold on a second. You just crossed the fucking line. That's such divisive rhetoric. Let's just stop it, dude. But also Trump's Hitler. That Hitler shit was crazy.

Hitler was that mask in Square Garden. So was Trump. Can't you see the reddings on the walls? It's like, dude. Was Hitler at MSG? Yeah, dude. No, Hitler was. There was a Nazi rally in 39.

But the locals, the local Nazis? The guys that were just trying to figure things out. They just tried to figure things out. They were trying to figure things out. They were trying to figure things out. They were trying to figure things out. They were trying to figure things out. They were trying to figure things out. I think there was like a banner of George Washington is like a national like I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up I think there was like a banner of George Washington is like a national like I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up I think there was like a banner of George Washington is like a national like I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up I think there was like a banner of George Washington is like a National like I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swas getting tossed up dude. He loved Henry Ford really Oh Henry Ford, I think reciprocated a little bit

Time did everybody was tossing up Fucking rock man of the year to be fair to be fair and I can't even know 2020 my friend to be fair They didn't have the the swa wasn't it wasn't it wasn't yet tainted right? Obviously he was wildly anti-semitic, but no no was think about that was that that was a virgin swan 30s Germany You see the swarming on you don't know this logo of all time I think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo you say at least you say at least hear him out You go let's at least hear him out. You would go, let's at least hear him out. And you'd go, wait, what?

Wait, what did he say? Hold on, what are you up to dude? What the fuck? Think about going to the garden for this Nazi rally in the 30s. Be like, yo, I got tickets, you wanna go? Be like, yeah, I'll check it out. You bring your girlfriend?

I don't know, these guys are just making a lot of sense. Hinchcliffe gets up on stage. He might be, Hinchcliffe might be ageless, dude. He might be a man. He might be, yeah. He might be time. Hinchcliffe might be ageless. He might be. He's just resurrecting the wreck. He's waiting. He's waiting 300 years of resurrective. Right? It might be five. It goes back to like ancient area. It goes back to like ancient area. And when they went through like India, we should ride horses

That could be the real battle behind the scenes it could just be people resurrecting the right from like 800 years ago I will say the right does have When we were watching that fucking Trump's superheroes x-men video the right is is gay Yeah, that is a it's so embarrassing. That was really fucking rugged man And we only watched like 10 seconds of it, too Yeah, but it was him just being like dude fucking you know much is so fucking sick Clearly incredible cognizant ability It was him just being like, dude, fucking Elon Musk is so fucking sick. Also, this is a man. Also, he's clearly incredible cognitive ability. And hopefully a good man. He's trying his hardest to be a good man.

At least it appears that way, which is all you know. Yeah, and then they have like the fucking like debate bukkake where it's just like fucking one guy versus 25 people. Like, oh yeah, it's surrounded. Dude, my mom texted us on Sunday morning, it was just surrounded about abortion. She's like, you guys should watch this. Yeah, how about that abortion commercial

we got hit with during the fucking World Series yesterday. Yeah, it was pretty rugged. They hit like, Fox had a full fucking disclaimer before it and then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing fucking actual photos of abortive fetus. Yeah, it was pretty rough. Oh man, Dave McCormick commercials on, I hate this son of a bitch

dude Connecticut Connecticut McCormick fucking mansion. Yeah fucking Connecticut, dude Wasn't everyone running kind of rich obviously, I don't think there's anyone who's like this guy's poor shit It has to have been done before but I keep laughing it all I want is a sketch of a dude like a Local politician like sitting down with his family to watch baseball and it's like Bob Casey, Jr. Is a fucking rapist He let a terrorist come in and rape my five-year-old daughter This is the worker giving a testimony like yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day you raped my daughter

I'm a cop and Bob Casey fucked my ass fuck that guy fire Bob Casey paid for my Helped me down and ate my ass like a pussy He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my all he did was service my ass What the fuck from the front to it was kind of nuts? Yeah, they also don't even tell you who's like bye. I don't know who what party these guys are in They just show you they're like this fucking faggot lives in Faggot lives in Connecticut? Get this guy the fuck out of here.

Can you believe he lives in Connecticut? What an asshole. A mansion? Which is funny because it's gonna work. Because you dude, somebody's gonna get... If I went to vote, I'd go in there and be like, alright, it's Trump vs. Kamala. And then I'd go, oh yeah, there's that cocksucker Bob Casey. Fuck you, you don't know any of these people.

This guy's from Connecticut. There's information bouncing around your head and you see a bunch of names and you're like, oh, this is the best one. Transgender operations on illegal aliens. They nailed her ass for sure. True. Dude, I told you.

I saw it. And then here comes the one that's good. That for real. She's ready to have Trumps for you. That might win. The one, that same ad I think starts with they're letting in rapists, murders, and even terrorists. Dude, what Mexican terrorists got there? Mexican terrorists, dude.

What did they blow up? That's the team that killed Seth Rich. Yeah, or they just cut to like a part from like one of those shows, like the cartel pulling a head on a turtle. Oh, speak of the devil. Chris O'Conte. Yeah, dude, I mean, after two weeks, I think we might be out of the woods. Yeah, dude.

I mean, I mean, after two weeks, I think we might be out of the woods on this. Hopefully. No, hopefully it's going to be four years. Four years. We got elected last time and like all the chicks went out in Philly and we're like freaking the fuck out. Yeah, I was in Philly for that.

They all get the worst haircuts to like protest. Fucked up shit happening politics. Like fucking I'm giving myself receding hairline. They'll just get unattractive hair. I don't I don't think the babes are going to get as if he wins again, I think people might just get apathetic. Dude. Yeah. I don't think that they're going to riot. I said, Shane, that what I showed you the one thing the dudes on Reddit,

like on our depression, like I'm breaking out in hives at the thought that Trump might win like I'm really getting sick I mean, I mean what an amazing way. It's not gonna go. Yeah, it'll be Trump wins It's gonna be bad if Trump loses tell me really bad. Yeah Crystal be happy stand down stand down stand by Billy You would like a fucking Democrat led world war apparently they say that that's the only way wealth gets really distributed across of all of history It's like cataclysms. Yeah, I swear to God periods of peace straight inequality during period is a piece inequality grows This is one guy wrote the book. I'm just telling you what I say that the Dresden, bro

Yeah, his words not mine, but he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really Create inequality and then when it's peacetime Obviously some people grind some people fuck around Me the X-Men just example the X-Men just as well as X-Men have assembled JD He's not wearing eyeliner what is the role of the were VPs always this fucking like? limp no Yeah, I feel like Trump picked Trump might have started that Pence was like the most limped Yeah, you just he's like the most limped up dude. No, there's just never Vance has a little edge Vance has a bite

It says a little edge walls. He's got a lid but he can be like guys. I'll shoot you in your fucking head I love guns. I'm basically conservative although although I want to fucking kill a baby Don't get it twisted. I'll actually shoot a baby with my shotgun, dude. I love honey Yeah, they were just bland John Adams Yeah, he rose Yeah, talk about your all-time backfire John Adams. He tried to kill Teddy Roosevelt's career by making a video. Yeah. He rose. He got shot like day two. Yeah.

Talk about your all-time backfires. Bro. Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit in on this. Dude, you're fucking dropping bombs, bro. We're so close to the election, bro. Goddamn cowboys, bro. I'll join you, dude. You and me can, I'll be Lib.

We can join forces against the fucking right wing. Matt McCusker broke into my house and an illegal immigrant shot my daughter's cock. Matt McCusker broke into my house and masturbated last night quietly in his bedroom. Like an absolute gentleman. Just so we could, dude, I fucking, I told you, I thought I took a melatonin. Oh, he left the gear and he's out.

I thought I took a melatonin last night, accidentally as I put my mushroom micro doses in one of my brain things, I thought I took a melatonin. I just took a micro dose last night time sleeping. And I know actually, well, I was pretty tired, but I was like, damn, it's not hit me. But then I laid there for at least 45 minutes, and I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever.

Please, dude, it's just straight up cops versus robbers open source. You can pick the life of a robber or a cop, but it's all there. There are obviously, you know, and whatever NPCs, but you can do. Don't fart on my video game idea. It's got muffled by the seat cushion. Dude, so you can either sign up as a cop or a robber. You can just it's like Grand Theft Auto. We can just do crimes, like open world. And as a cop, you can kind of follow people and try to solve murders.

They're pretty sick. It is sick. They'd be pretty fun. You can quietly go into a guy's house and just fucking stab him, and then a cop would have to try to look at the cameras and put it together. I sat there and played this game in my head for 45 minutes,

passed out, and I was like, man, that melatonin kicked my ass. And I woke up and was like, yeah, that melatonin kicked my ass Dream walls will fuck you up. They're like, yeah station sleep aids You can get off go puff and like you start taking them and you're having like weird dream thoughts when you're awake It's not cool. Yeah, dude, I'm scared. They've told him. Yeah, you gotta drink dreamers. Oh big time you went down the Yo, how was the two? Yeah the fucking Tony, Tony cut it. Yeah, you guys are dreamers. Oh, big time. You went down to the Institute, bruh. Yo, how was the toot? Yeah, the fuckin'.

Yeah, you went to my room. I was surprised. I fuckin', I talked with Tony. You didn't hem the sink? I talked to Spade about it for literally, I thought I wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes, I think, on the Patreon. I had a lot to say about it.

The Costco family put you in the mental hospital. No, no, no, no, no. Big justice, nothing but love for big justice. They took your shoelaces because of the Rizler. They couldn't handle double charge. He put you in control of the lipstick environment. He watched you so much that he had to go to, he checked into an institute. I drove down, I went down Skyline. I said, we're gonna need those shoelaces, dude. I went down Skyline, I mean, don't have any. You're joking. Fucking pussy pillows on my feet. So after you got out of Arkham, what happened?

Arkham was silent. They were only built for guys I guess. So you drove to Virginia. I drove to Virginia. So the Double Chung Chocolate Cookie made you drive to Virginia to check in? No. It was...

CIA ran operation pretty much. No chance CIA even comes near that. They they do they spent tons of money on it that the group that you were with see I Robert Monroe Yes, don't use our link. Okay, the place you went Sarge. Sorry Place you went you think the CIA is keeping tabs on that? I don't fucking know. I just know they did. I believe you on that.

And then they stopped. But I went there and it was... And then they stopped. Yeah. The CIA was not keeping tabs. They're making up movies in their head. They're literally doing what Matt did with the movie. They achieved heavy things.

You come out to have your say. Hold on. Sorry, we gotta cover exactly what happened. No, how have your dreams been? How have your dreams been since then? The fucking same. I can't remember. Bro, how have your dreams been? How have your dreams been since then? The fucking same. I can't remember. Bro, did you ever think that you're too powerful

and they didn't want you to succumb to the hemisync? It was, dude, it was fucking, everyone there was very fucking nice. But it was crazy. Did you fap in the check unit? No. What? No, I saved my seed. I was just, I chilled. Wait, did you have a roommate?

I had a roommate. What? I had a black roommate for one day and he quit why'd he quit he worked there They're just like dude We're giving you this gift to be in this opportunity the kid made it one day slept through fucking You have your own little like pod I had a roomie what I had a cellmate you had a celly had a bump mate He was yeah, that's so uncomfortable. Oh, it's crazy. Explain to the people what you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Monro Institute. It's a place where you can learn. You got to go into level one, but that's the thing. Like I'm like, you can learn what it is. It's

for remote viewing, but that's the thing. It's actual travel, actual projection and remote. And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia. I almost did this by the way. They have a place in Arizona and like there's dudes who are like remote viewers and all this stuff. But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that it was the level one. You have to do this. I forgot the name of the thing, but you have to do with the level one program and it's pretty much just meditation. Yeah. So yeah, like I didn't know that.

So I just like, and when I showed up, did you enter witness consciousness or no? No, you have no fucking clue. Oh, you've never been to level 23. You never had a fucking roommate in a weird ass place in Virginia. Because double tongue con. You never had a janitor sleep next to you. Because of the fucking double boom. Weird-ass place in Virginia I roll in there and it's like the real

Virginia like the real dude, you're just an old burnout. You're like dude. You can sleep in the bed That's why people tripping fully there's Immediately there was a man and I was like, what the fuck? And I fucking continue on sit down and I'm chilling there. I got a jail and come out fucking box him up. Yeah, I fucking I sit down. They all start bullshit. They have a chance on Billy and they're like, so do you read journeys out of the body? It's like fuck that you didn't read his book and they're down, they all start bullshitting. They're like, yeah, what's your name? I was like, I'm Billy. And they're like, so did you read Journeys Out of the Body?

He's like, fuck that. You didn't read his book? And they're like, what about, they named three other books. I was like, I have no fucking clue what's about to happen. Yeah, I haven't read a book in 25 years. I read one of his books.

I should have been there. I should have been there. You should have been there. I read Journeys, I read Part. I was kind of like, this is fucking sick. If you would have gone. That was a book I told you about where his wife was dying. He's almost not very good company. If you have part of gone to Virginia You would have left like I did it a dude beat. I would have you would have been like I for real

I can read I did one of their they have like in a free audio exercise You can do and I for real I was in my old office apartment I was which also was in my old office apartment and I was which also wasn't a Saint asylum You are it was an old assailant. I was an Arkham That's an Arkham and I was like doing the free thing and I had to stop I was like bro I might have just had me say for a second. I was in my beanbag Just like bro. I might have just fucking was having so it's when both of your hemispheres of your brain They virgin one the corpus close them separates the two have what happens when they say

Corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain. What happens when they sink? Hold on, you gotta, you gotta, I gotta understand, I gotta explain the neurobiological background whole thing. But it's the corpus callosum separates the two halves of the brain. So it's like, dude, if I were to sever that, and you were to look at a thing like split screen, one eye will see one thing, and you can see a thing,

and then you, I guess your left eye gives your right hand, your right eye gives your left hand. You can look at two different things, and your one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing if that makes sense No, but what happens is you can look at two images with your eyes on like a split screen And it'll be like which one you're gonna pick and they'll like grab it with your right hand You'll grab a snow shovel. They're like why'd you grab that but with your left eye you actually saw But what happens when they sink?

You go to the other dimension Bro. You go to the other dimension. People make up things in their head. What happens when they sink? When they sink, then his theory is that once they fully sink up, you can leave your body and access another dimension. Level 10 is where you get into it. Level 10?

Level 10 is where we started. Can't believe I got there that fast. Yeah. I mean, everyone is pretty much in level nine, so it's not that hard. Level 10, the first night we talked for a while and then we're like, all right, we're going to give this a try. Who'd you talk to? How many people were in this? 22.

22 people in this? There's people from Australia, fucking Hungary. Holy shit, somebody flew from Australia to fucking Virginia. Germany, shout out Frank. Yeah. They were feeling it, weren't they? Everyone was. I mean, that's what I'm saying I'm I didn't have anything so I'm not gonna sit there and shit on everyone else today cuz I just feel fucking me

Why do you think you were held to this plane though? Why don't I think you move from retarded? Do you think the people that flew from Australia and Germany to Virginia do cry Say this has been a life goal line. Did he get a hyper density information packet? Dude, so. That's when you're traveling through the actual plane and you get hit with like a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack.

What types of shoot do they tell you? That's another crazy. I couldn't put in a word. You don't know. I could. You gotta ask Robert Monroe. But he got hit with that he would he would like Again, his wife was like dying

Yeah during the time and he would leave his body at nighttime and then just like hit these like hyper dense information You hit the information packets that was like I'm cool. I'm just going to a different dimension. Yeah, he was packets and I was like I'm cool I'm just going to a different dimension yeah he was just clearly experiencing like extreme stress it was just like actually for real I'm just talking to aliens all right that's how it was six meditations I think a day did they do brainwave driving when they would like draw use binaural beats to drive your brain waves and then like send you into a different state this guy's never even been there. Talk. I was just asking. You would not last a day in the Monroe.

No, you would never. They would give me the keys. They would give me the keys. They say, come instructor. They say, bro, we don't even know. What type of gear are the people like clothing wise? What are they wearing? That's all.

Dude, you could never point them out. We are Legion. You're X-Men. We would never notice you in the crowd no until it was time but the The first thing was like level 10 I've tried as hard as I can it was like they you put your headphones on you go in your check unit It's like pretty dark. You can't control holistic environmental chamber check you let's just spell it out for the people He's gone on tour even know where the balance

You're in line at any ends right now And Billy's clocking you with a GoPro patches in the wrong spot Billy's clocking you with a GoPro patches in the wrong spot I watched sorry. I watched this stolen Valor like yesterday could do it for out And it was the first one I've ever seen where every comment was like come on man. Let that guy learn 17 year old did you see that one? Who's the one gigantic? He What are you doing here? Me? The 17 year old. Did you see that one? Who's the one? Gigantic? Alex Rose. He's the best. He you see when he screamed at the Camelot rally? Yes.

And he got his phone. He's like, why are all the people going to the parties? You see a bunch of people turn around. Come on, man. He showed up to a Camelot rally. Yeah. Watch everyone. He's a YouTube Pinot Hunter.

He showed up to a Camelot rally. Went, how come everyone in back series with a dirty party What's up with that? It's funny. I'm a block him with the combo sides like don't look it's so funny How much this is like? 2016 and 2020 and then now it's just like this is all kind of fucking embarrassing Every side it's just like dude shut the fuck up Well now you can use the presidential race to boost your own just channel that has nothing It's like yo by the way check out buy my merch

There's a video those guys like busting some pedophile in a parking lot kids so angry they're just crying left I do not just not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fall of capitalism. Just like Just getting shot in the face while you try to like get your YouTube channel on a political He did yeah Oh, I saw the tweet about that. Yes crazy. Yeah, I just saw a picture of a black dude He's like who's this fucking donkey face that through my phone.'s crazy. Yeah, I just saw a picture of a black dude and he's like, who's this fucking donkey face that threw my phone? That's the only tweet I saw. I was like, God damn things are heating up. Things seem to have been chill

until the last like week. I mean, I mean, no, no, of course that but I meant I meant the numbers are so good, bro. If you got rowdy last couple days here, where the fuck were we? We should have been in there, dude. We should have been at the heart of the election just being like, by the way, guys, link in the description. By the way, I've done no research and I'm not going to vote. Yeah, but fucking level 10 was I tried as hard as I could. My fucking forehead was vibrating. Oh, I think that was careful. What? You gotta be careful. That's the third eye. I know.

And I was like, oh, this is, maybe there's something here. And then like the further Your forehead vibrated while you're taking a nap. Oh yeah, pretty much. And like that's what I'm saying. I'm not sitting there saying that. That means you're exerting too much effort. I've been there before.

I'm not saying I have secret fucking powers or I'm an X-Men or anything, but fucking the next day, it's like we're getting into like level 15 or whatever. And then they'd lost me when they're like in it. You're sitting there. You hear all this stuff. He's like, and now we're in level 15. Time is not real. And I'll just sit there like one, fuck, two, three, that's exactly. Fuck. It's real. Still. Yeah. One Mississippi. You can make the argument. Yeah, I tried. Times. Not real. It's not's not. I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real. Time is just we're happen to be in this space that

revolves around the sun. Once you leave Earth, it's like you're dealing with a totally different thing. I mean, it's relative. For sure. Shouldn't say it's not real, but it's relative. I went through a lot of them, and you would come back after every single one.

What time is it now? Talking about right now, or if I was on Jupiter. No, right now, Where you are in reality. 1052. Yes. Right now in Austin though it's 952 so. We sure Austin exists right now? That's true, that's true.

I mean, come on man. If I was outside the sun, you know, if I was outside the earth's orbit, what day is it, I don't know. We had meetings after every meditation. What, did you like, did you share it all about your meditations? I had nothing.

What? I had nothing. That Zen, you had no mind no you were you were coming from a Zen perspective Double Russell It sounded like a lot of people I did this and was all those like the best was like It's like if you went in did seven minutes in heaven and like that the cockiness that you would walk out of that closet Every time no they come out just like yeah And like that cockiness that you would walk out of that closet every time. Oh, no. They come out just like the one. The best was the one T Bob would just come out and just go.

That's crazy. I was like, dude, I just you didn't release any endogenous DMT. I would just listen to everyone fucking talking. How big is your neck? It's pretty big. Fuckin is a huge neck. A lot of people when they were talking, it just sound like movies. So they were like, to me, I was daydreaming. And then you would just think of cool shit. And then people would share that. And then when I would talk to people

privately, like, Hey, Bill, how you making out? I was like, I just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening. They go, Yeah, same here. And then there was one the Hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end. This dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship and the Hungarian woman's heart of hearing. I think her name was Rekha. Maybe I forget. But she was like, what did he say? He doesn't he doesn't believe in aliens, but he's home in level 23.

And she just goes, do you believe in that? I said, Greg, I don do you believe in that? I was like, I don't even believe in fucking space. And she's like, what is wrong with you? I didn't say anything all fucking week. And then. I don't even believe in space. She's like, how are you breathing right now?

I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't fucking believe in space. Yeah, she's the one before that, she just came up to me and she goes, how was it? Nothing, you probably don't even need this, you're so chill. I was like, thanks, I really appreciate that. Oh man. The one before that, she just came up to me and she goes, how was it? Nothing? You probably don't even need this. You're so chill. I was like, thanks.

I really appreciate that. That's actually nice. I was cool with her. That's what, before that I said, Rehka. I saved her seat. I was like, sit your ass down. Oh, you and Rehka were just chilling. That's pretty cool.

That's nice. That's tight. She kind of like low-key matched you. It was like, you're so fucking chill, baby. But then you were like, babe, I don't even fucking think space is real. She was like, get the fuck out of here. She said, how the fuck are you breathing that? I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space. Yeah, but then you like babe. I don't even fucking think space is real Yeah, she was like in the fuck out of you. How the fuck you breathing that I was gonna mean can't breathe in space Yeah, the fuck she even talking about that's why I said she's from Hungary. There's just no shit

I was on June lease fucking hungry literally like during World War two not even Poland Hungary Hungry, that's where when you're in Hungary, you're like damn. I wish I could live in Poland right now Yeah, then that I mean nothing people they were really nice so that's that's cool Yeah, they want to talk shit on them and people got stuff out of it But did they get more chill nothing that's cool to get like did not be that chill and go to the monorail soon Like I'm actually way more chill. Yeah, I can't ever fucking meditate. Really? That shit's so stupid.

No, dude. I can't do it. Try to meditate? Just sit there and think about shit. So you're not supposed to. Yeah, obviously. What'd they tell you to do? What was their instruction?

It's like don't shit. No, I just sit there and I go, I go, whose note did I have this week? Fuck, it's bi-week, dude. What am I gonna do? And then once I get to the point of not thinking, I'm asleep. Really? Yes.

That's good. I know. Are you sure you're asleep? Maybe you're really good at meditating. That's what I'm saying. Maybe I'm the best meditator in the world. And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens. That's crazy.

The download shit's crazy where people are like, oh, I go to download. It's going to take me years to unpack. It's like, dude. That's the high density information crazy where people are like, Oh, I go to download. It's going to take me years to unpack. It's like, dude, that's the high, that's the high density information. I don't know. A fucking dream information. It's the informational packet. It's so high density that like you get hit with the information. You're like, oh, and then it takes you years to understand the files.

This is like, it's kind of sad. What to like grasp it like a meaning and purpose in life so much that you're like, feeding. Holy shit my dream I'm so important the aliens gave me this tree. Yeah, it's like dude. You're hungry The aliens weren't talking to you it actually she was said she was contacted by palladium. So why don't you shut the fuck? Yeah, why don't you take it Yeah, why don't you take it? The last thing the aliens did was go to Hungary. Everyone was just...

She was chill. Obviously she was chill, bro. It is taking a religious impulse. Don't make fun of me. It is a twist on the religious impulse. You guys are our leaders. They're among us. There was another thing where I kind of started.

I think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from Hungary and you go to a place and you go... Choo, choo, choo, choo. Dude, check these for cultibles, fuck. you're from Hungary and you go to a place to go check. You know, I do. I do want to get in a little tiny pod. I would love to sleep in that every night. I just wish a door that locked.

I said definitely especially with a fucking roommate that also thinks he's talking aliens. Yeah, it was a book. You went to a halfway house for schizophrenics. At some point, I swear to God, dude, at some point, I swear God,. Was everyone in a sweatsuit? Dude, at some point, I swear to God, they were going to be like, hey, Bill, you're with us now. Everything's going to be OK, but you're just with us. Yeah, you got to stay for a couple of weeks.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I started telling people I was in rehab. Did you guys have chores? Was there like a whiteboard? No chores. That's cool. You literally could just do fuck all. Have you reached out to any of your alum?

No. It is. I got a diploma. No, you. It is. I got a diploma. No, you didn't stay? I got the diploma. You didn't make it the whole time. I made it to the last day and I was like, I'm out. You just didn't walk.

Yeah, you didn't walk to graduate. How many days were you there? Me and Penny hugged and rolled. I went there Saturday to Thursday. But you skipped the fucking scream in the woods? No, it was a silent meditation. I was like, I'm done. Did you guys do any screaming?

No screaming. I honestly would have genuinely liked this, I think, a lot screaming? No screaming. I honestly would have genuinely liked this. I think a lot. You would have. I think I would have liked this a lot. Literally go. I think you would have enjoyed it. I would go to a silent meditation.

Good thing I want a tempe. You just go out, you're silent for seven days, and you just sit there with a bunch of people, and it was like... I think a bunch of people would bother me. Yeah. Yeah. Well silent would be nice though.

You just sit there and sit. Silent meditations are just you're silent for seven days, check your bank out and still rich. I'm gonna go back to the world. Murder, rapists, terrorists. That's a commercial. Come on, won't make them pay. That is true.

You're quiet for seven days and you just go. That's a crazy shit. Dude, just go into a darkness retreat. It's like, yeah, dude, like no poor person is gonna want to do that. Going to a darkness retreat. Yeah, I don't think so. You just do that. Aubrey Marcus was retreat? Yeah, I don't think so. You just heard about that. Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for like five days.

Yeah, it's probably not good. That's the thing. Yeah, I don't think it is. Well, they said the Celts used to do that. They would like put you in a super dark cave in ancient times and you would just start to hallucinate. Good. Or you could just not eat for like 14 days.

Yeah, I mean, all their shit is just being poor. It's like, dude, you're so humbled when you can't fucking talk or just sit in the dark Don't go on a seven day water fans again, you know, we're just spent 40 years not being able to do what you want Talk down to by everyone I think everybody will be like, yeah, cool, dude. Talk to aliens in your dreams, shut the fuck up. On a 10 day retreat where everyone's like, all right, dude, fucking shut up. No, it's like the most- It's a horrible idea.

It's the most fun they could have is getting together with like-minded individuals. Obviously, dude, I was there and witnessed it. The only bullshit I will say was they're like, oh, you're never gonna be fed better than you are this week. Heard the grub sucked, yeah. Grub was ass-price. What kind of grub stock. Yeah, Rob was ass. Well, back rub. What kind of grubby dog is shit?

The eggs every day were just like insta eggs and fucking just bullshit. You know, oh, yeah, definitely. They made their own. We got cheese steaks tonight. It was literally just like if you got a roast beef from Wawa, they're like deli slicer and fried it. They're giving all all fucking dreamers She said dude three square three square I Would call when I was there like crying bro Would you call me from there? I was laughing so fucking hard. You call me on like day two like

Here's the thing it is a sick idea because they are supposed to use like shit to drive your brain waves To get you into a different state That is true. Well, I've heard of people who did acid and did the brainwave drive and they said it's crazy. That was the acid. Yeah. It was 100% just the acid.

Yeah, it's not gonna give you an extra bond. I'll let the James Foddymon. I mean, if you did that, listen to that while on acid, you probably just took the fucking headphones off like, holy fuck, I'm on acid. Bro, this is the funniest, I mean. It's the best, dude. I'm so happy you did it, but. I'm kind of stoked, holy fuck, I'm on acid. Bro, this is the funniest, I mean. It's the best, dude. I'm so happy you did it, but.

I'm kind of stoked you, yeah, I'm kind of stoked you did anything. And Spade was like, dude, go do it, like, let's see if it works. Like, all right, I'll see if it works. And it was fun. That's Spade, like, dickhead. No, no.

He was like, you should do it. Then he was like, yo, it sucked. He's like, yeah, obviously. Yeah, but he thought I had the bode of fetus. You guys do, you guys talk about your dreams a lot, bro There I just have it. I have the or ring and I have a problem where I don't really get any deep sleep No, it's not He's a cynic now. Nothing matters.

Dude, I'm telling you, I get... Bro, I'm crying. It's so funny. I'm telling you, dude, I am... I'm signing up to drive to Virginia and staying in a fucking... Show me a picture. Show me a picture. That shit sucked.

That man was comfortable. How many kilos do you have? Two. You got one for me. Having another dude in there is so weird. He rolled. I know. Just days ago.

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Oh my god. Definitely didn't work. The best is like, once you get home, that's when the fun starts. I literally don't remember shit. You're about to get zapped. You're going to go home. The grub was nasty, though.

The grub being nasty is kind of disillusioned. The grub being nasty is so obvious. One dude was like. Although it's like, you're, what do you need? You just need to lay down and go to sleep. One dude was a fucking real estate Was crushing the bathroom people go into like level 27 hours Yes

There's a dude who just hit you hard the high-density pack and hit you dude, peace peaced. What? Two days in, it was like a commercial realtor from Bucks County. He just peaced, didn't say bye to anyone, didn't say bye to the fucking people. He was probably so embarrassed. Yeah, well he's probably like, you know what, I'm actually just going to cheat on my wife. No, I know, yeah. But also think of like, you kind of know what you want to believe. Obviously dude. And you're like, dude, I know I can fucking talk to aliens. Dude, you want to hear something?

And then you drive down, you're thinking to yourself like, this is it. Yeah. And then day two. Your wife's like, what the fuck? You're talking to a fucking Bulgarian and you're eating fucking sloppy joes. You're going, holy shit, I gotta go back home.

You know what's fucked up though? So there was all those floods in North Carolina. Three days before before I had nothing but flood dreams. Not gonna, I swear I'm not lying. I'm not making it up. But, but, but I was going to the beach the next two days. So maybe that's why I was having water dreams, but I was having nonstop flood dreams. Yeah. I mean, so let's not take away all the mystery. It's true. I'm not saying it's not real, but it is very, but you can't pay to play. True. That's you know, I mean, you're in the game or you're not sign up. It's fucking crazy. It's like a comedy class. Yeah, pretty much. You're going to be the fuck. Well, the thing that I realized where you're going to be huge kind of bullshit.

to be huge. Kind of bullshit was when they're like next. We had a fun exercise before with the sleep and that was a dolphin energy club. And you can join the dolphin energy club and send dolphin healing powers to people in need. So you could sit there you think of the dolphins and you see them always fucking sit next to you and you send them out to people in need. It's got to chill. Yeah. Well, the other thing I forgot to say the way to get into a prayer is you get your resonant tuning, which just sounds like the eyes wide shut fucking singing, which was freaking me

the fuck out. And then you get a reball, which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the actual. I'm gonna get you. The fucking reball. Bro, I need you. I was saying with Dolphins. You're hurting more than you've ever done. Holy fuck, dude.

Fuck, you've kicked out your retard, but my Dolphin is best. Oh shit, he's got a powerful reball. Yeah, and then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there like that. And then before you go out all that shit gets taken care of and then you enter it. Hold on. Dude, you send dolphins. Did you send me a dolphin?

I didn't do that. You didn't send any dolphins? I do that at the gym sometimes. Not in the form of dolphins. I just send people power blasts. Kind of nice. I just send positive vibes. I can feel it. I can tell when you're at the gym sometimes not in the form of dolphins. I just send people power bosses vibes It's kind of nice. I just send pause by feeling everyone. Oh, yeah the gym Yeah, once I realized this is just level one and then you have to pay for level two and stuff

I was yeah, I got you Loud and clear god, that's so fucking funny Yeah Damn, you learned a lot. The best is everyone day one was like I didn't really learn much from it. Damn you did, you learned a lot. The best was everyone day one was like, oh my phone's in the fucking room. Like I'm not touching that thing.

Like day three everyone's like. They ever lied to each other, it's really funny. Fuck. It's great. That's sweet, I mean this is for real one of the funniest things I've ever heard. They're fucking sending dolphins to people? The reball is nice. If you believe

it. Dude, and people clocking out is so fun. Just people just be like, bringing the bell. All right. You had that was only one two guys. Well, my room and then the other dude, everyone else did. Get a text from your wife too. And it's being like, I mean, you can't peace out if you came from hungry. True. You just got to ride that out. Yeah. Where are you gonna go? Thirsty? Serial though. Did you crush? What kind of cereal that was? Calogs frosted flakes. Of course they had fucking frosted like frosted flakes. Corn flakes. Okay. Yeah, they had pretty chill at zero in a while. So that was pretty cool. I kept you. That's nice. A lot of people were vaping, I refused to vape.

Yeah. I left one time. I literally was like, as if I was being held there against my will, I was like, I'm just gonna fucking leave for a little bit. And I drove down during a break, cause there's like three hour breaks, and went to a convenience store in the middle of fucking

like Lynchburg, where the fuck I was, and got like expired, took one, got got a headache and then just went back. Have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis? What happens when you go into it dreaming over and over again? And you get stuck in the inception loop sucks. Dude, if I get sleep at a top and I spin it and go, I'm powerful. No way. Just freak the fuck out. And I'm like, when is this gonna stop?

Dude, when I go in, when I have sleep paralysis, the same, you can like sit there and it's just like, like a staticky noise in your ear. And I, the last time I went into it, I, it was just like a demon scape. Nothing can hurt you. Why do you need the fucking, why do you need the reball? Nothing can hurt you. There are so many things where it's like oh one guy was a fucking remote viewer And he's like, oh these are the things that are remote viewed and he was like sure he was a fucking liar Oh, but dude, he said he had the bone of fetus

He said he had the ball check on the last episode said he remote viewed his house Yeah, he said he had what he's got two wives. I guess I have the podcast last time he has two wives He saw my house not your house. He remote viewed the house he wanted and then he wanted both of his wives went to the property He was like, let me guess does have a gay in the front with the big He named a service surveillance. He's a robot beer man. It's pretty but the one guy remote parapsychology, please The one guy remote viewed and he was showing me like all this stuff and then I was just like so you can remote view He's like, yeah, I was like, I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some fucking money.

Yeah. Can we make money? I was like, dude, that on fucking sports. He's like, oh, it's not in the right brain sees numbers left brain or however the fuck it works. And I was like, so fucking right. Tell me this color of the confetti at the super bowl next year. It'll be the color of the team that wins. I can't do that.

That's a crude application. That's a crude application of a spiritual technology. I don't fucking care. I'm trying to get paid off this more about you going. I see a river. There was a do though. There's a river. There was a dude though. There's a river. Yes. McMonagall. He was on the Sean Ryan podcast and he's a fucking beast and has like

W's and remote. I read his book. His books are pretty nasty. This guy was a battle X. He did TV live TV. You want to live TV and they was like all remote be whatever fuck you want. Tell me where you want to go. They picked a random city.

And then they got this part like a set designer went in all these fucking places and they picked that random rolling a dice and the dude fucking called. He is. He did film a couple of them. But if you watch all of them, a lot of them are. They end up being very similar things at the end, because I watched. I read his whole book and I'm like, there's no way you videotape this. And he does kind of nail a couple of things. and then they do it again on a different channel and he predicts the same exact thing. Yeah, I just don't. Parapsychology is not to be ruled out. It isn't. I mean it has in my views as much standing as fucking vaccine research. So this is the best one we've ever made. It's 98% effective. Yeah, I don't.

Yeah. What? What the fuck? What are you gonna do? I'm with you, bro. I hear you. I support you. Vaccinated.

Minute Clinic just hit me up. Have you got your COVID-19 vaccine? They still pushing it. They got a stockpile. They got a fucking ditch out. My boy just, he brought his one-year-old to get a checkup. And they were like, yo, you want to give him the COVID vaccine? He said he turned down, felt like he had an 11-inch cock.

Fuck, no, I'm not vaccinating him. Where were you in 2020, bro? I was in the group chat with him. Trying to tell them all, bro. Steering towards the light? Literally, if you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates, March 2020, me telling them, fuck this.

This shit's made the fuck up. Don't get vaccinated. Bill Gates is trying to get rich off this. Damn, they try to give it to my one year old. They try to give it to my. Now you did. Yeah, actually. You did.

Do they? The pediatrician. You didn't touch me. the pediatrician went for my one-year-old, and they were like, that's fine. But honestly, I do think it was like Britney's Black. So they were like, we respect your opinion on this. You had the fucking need. We respect you making your mind about this, but your kids run a higher risk of dying.

But that's fine if you want to do that. And it was just like. Dying of what? I just got. It's just dying. Yeah. What fine if you want to do that. It was just like- That's dying of what? I just got- Dying, just dying. Yeah. What was the thing they wanted? They didn't even say COVID.

They were like, your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it, but that's fine. It's okay. It was not true. We respect you. What was the, I'm sorry, I didn't hear. What was the vaccine? They were trying to give like Chloe the COVID vaccine.

And they just said, your kid's gonna die? Dying. Just in life. They're gonna die. Dying, that's all they said. Your in life. They're gonna die. Just dying. That's all they said. This kid might not die if you take this. I was like, what?

They just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that shit. I brought him to the vet. You should get them super vats, bro. Vax the shit out of one of them and see what happens. No, no, no. Fucking. I went there and they were like, you gotta get this shot.

It's for if they see diarrhea and sniff it, they might get it. They hit you with the shit when they drink a puddle and a deer piece in it. Yeah, there's a fucking atmosphere. And I was like, what do I have to get legally? Like rabies is like, give me that. Yeah. Don't give me anything. Got the same argument.

My vet I go and I actually googled it beforehand. So I was equipped with facts. I could be like, well, what strain of leps or whatever it's called leps of doses? I was like, which strain do you guys actually immunize for? Is that even like local here? And the lady was just I just hit him with the I guess. No. Yeah. Well, I'm good.

No, I said the the left. Those are bullshit. I don't fuck it. I got crazy. And I'm real fucked up over Reggie right now. Why? One ball is not dropping. You got to massage it.

I'm not being like a silly guy. I'm saying you got to get up there and work that thing down. I don't know. It's it's tough. I'm going to wait because I don't know what happened to his ball. I don't want to neuter him. I know. It's just one nut. Is it's like dick ball. His whole set is like fucking three hours old.

His balls are going to drop. That's what I'm hoping. That's what the vet. You didn't take him to the vet yet. The vet once again neutered immediately because guess what? If he doesn't get it, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like, oh, you don't get, he's going to get cancer. Have you tried like, Oh, you don't get that vaccine. Dog might get cancer. Have you tried? No, for real. The vet's up to something. Oh yeah. Big vet liberal agenda. Have you tried this like cupping his butt hole and going, no, but I have to hold his mouth like this.

I'll scratch his stomach. And if I see his'll just go like this and try to push it. You were trying to get it down there? I'm trying to get it down there. What's going on? Do you think it's torsion? You think it might be torsion? I don't know. He'd be going wild if it was true.

Sometimes it happens. I hope so. Cause you want to breed this boy. I'll sell a sperm. Are Reggie and Stevie siblings? Yes. How are you going to get it out of him? Huh?

How are you going to sell it? Jer, I can. But how you gonna get it out of them? Huh? How you gonna sell it? Jerk them. I mean, there's a price. Reg with the jerk. Every man has a price. Yeah, 500 bucks a jerk saw a dog off. True. Especially that it's a small penis, it's not that good.

Just go like that. Let it just. Yeah, you could probably hold him down in the rug and just let him get the pressure. True. I haven't seen his boner yet. Hit him with the flesh light. Wait, you haven't seen his boner yet. Hit him with a flashlight. But you haven't seen his boner yet?

Hasn't popped out. What? Yeah. He's humble. He's humble. Reggie Miller's a humble boy. He is humble. He's like, you know what?

I'm listening to you. I have one nut. I don't need to. Did you watch Bane? Bane? No, I only saw him get asked about Tony. I only have seen Tony's. Yeah, it's like He believed he said that about fucking Puerto Rico

What did what a band even say about he was just like yeah, what a band fucking dude. It's a great in it Like it's awesome. He fucking kind of stoked. He's out ruin them. He's like dude. You guys actually fucking are insane He's like none of these people support you. He's like I was just in jail. They all hate you. Yeah He's like none of these people support you. He's like I was just in jail. They all hate you. Yeah What are you to jail for I don't even know maybe like giant sex shit or something like that. I have no fucking clue I think it was Funding Shit the war room some of the war room. I thought it was like war room. I guess fraud about my bad It's a daily show. It's clipped up and in podcast

About my bad. It's a daily show. It's clipped up and in podcast He looks like Benjamin Franklin kind of he wears two button-down t-shirts. It's like he does have nice drip He looks like a guy. He looks like a guy in your neighborhood Honestly love they tried to slander him saying like he's like a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think that's true That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood. Yeah The guy you see walking around like the pagan we get what we deserve. Thank God your dolphins reach him Yeah, what? Did a penguins good? I? Might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once yeah, that's a you got it

You can't pick what I was picking the penguin. I was on I was on the Is it the Batman spinoff show yeah, right? Are you just talking about Arkham cuz you're DC yet? I'm just Hospital we all know You didn't watch a penguin I Was it like is that sure like more than five years old no, okay. No, I didn't You should get every award ever fuck. I didn't I didn't see that show. There was no rules rule I've always been man. He's great. True D Season 2.

Did you see the interview in People Magazine about his son? Alexander. His son has like, I forget what, some sort of disorder. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like an interview was very sweet. I just saw- I almost cried. He ran a lady in the Dublin Marathon in a wheelchair.

Did he? And I was thinking to myself, that's gotta get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair or awesome Fairly long you ever hop in a shopping cart your friend pushes you for that long I know but you should start jumping in front of fucking But you know I mean that the Pushing Matt in the bushes. Yeah. Being the guy in the wheel. But there's people cheering you the whole time.

I know. But it's like, if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking to myself, I'm thinking to myself, it's starting to feel like it's about him. And a little less about me. Because I have a- Hey, Colin. Colin.

Anyone. It doesn't matter. I mean, yeah. I'm actually running a marathon. You guys are going to fucking run. You're running a marathon? No, I'm actually running a marathon you get it when it's like running a marathon no, I'm saying like I'm the one competing in a fucking marathon. I feel like you could run a marathon I know your cardio is not I know distance isn't your thing, but I think you say I did four miles shit yourself I ran four miles recently you might be able to tag team rotate or we could I'll do every that would be nice Walk I can I got I can do four miles in 50 minutes. That was my world record

My knees went numb. I don't know what happened. I run her side. That's what they need was dumb and tingling I couldn't fucking breathe. I start I did I did in order to like take pressure off my knees I did pool running in order to like take pressure off my knees. I did pool running in my apartment complex I'm not lit basically. I mean I was like a combine dude I did it and there was one guy just sitting at the pool working So I was like I'm just gonna like bang out some pool apps not a big deal good for you, dude But I try one person. Oh, oh, yeah, like I'm not even gonna try to like slow roll it So I like kind of kept my bones at the world series. Oh shit he's back on top pass Ajak all the stars are I went in there

Show Pete Rob Lowe Girl still hold it down girl Dude the guy the guy was what the guy he was just sitting there working on a laptop But I was like I was trying to be respectful my bad It's good trying to be respectful so I like try to do do it kind of low key and didn't move my upper body. It was just just move like an evil. You must be terrifying. You look like some super mario brothers.

And then I realized after a while, I was like, this isn't right. And I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water like, bro, this is going to be your own comfort. This is on you, bro. Yeah. Remember that? With this. Yeah, I did that for a whole summer I tried jump out of the pool did you really that kind of that like NFL player like jumped out of the pool and they jumped into the back of a fucking pickup truck that's dude was that real yeah yeah fucking sick it's impossible

Lamar thought he could jump out of my pool Lamar is insane yeah obviously you can do it yeah yeah. Yeah, whatever. I was doing two laps and then I would swim back and forth and walk one lap and it was devastating. I was dead. You're going into buds, bro. I mean, dude. You would have been a good.

I passed the police test, no problem. When Brittany was officer. Police test? Yeah. You couldn't pass it right now? I mean, dude, fucking. If you train for a month, you can pass it. I got. I mean dude fucking if you if anyone if you train for a month You can pass I got some shit. You trade for a cop a day fucking ass. What's his deal?

American Street, it's fucking One way no magazine. Yeah one lady. You know you just served He doesn't know how many dolphins American Street, it's like Lane big big ass median water catch and another lane. So I was coming up intersection here. I'm coming up in the rig and there's a crash. There are cops here and there's fucking tow truck and the fucked up thing. Yeah, they're all in on it.

You got a sidewalk. What'd you do? Go around and then come back. The other lane. No, no, come back. You went the other lane. No, no, no, no, not even in the other lane. I literally went around in the intersection and went around him and he goes like this. I was like, I rolled my window. I was like, what?

What is this problem? The fact that you were next to them? The fact that I went into the fucking intersection and around. He's like, that's where you're going to go. I was like, where else do you want me to go? So you had room to go around the mall? Obviously. I went right the fuck go. I was like, where else do you want me to go? So you had room to go around the mall? Obviously, I went right the fuck around. I was like, where else do you want me to go?

He was like, the sidewalk. I was like, that is just as illegal. You want me to jump on the fucking sidewalk? That's what I said, you got all fucking shitty with me. I was like, dude, fuck you, asshole. That pissed me the fuck, I stopped back in the middle. How old was the cop? It's because I was black, what?

How old was the cop? I was like, probably my age. Yeah. And you're just sit there. Wait, you don't back the blue anymore. No, I don't back the blue after what they did to me and fucking Yuma cocksuckers. What they do in Yuma. I had a Dodge Durango fucking coming from Arizona to San Diego. And the whole time I was with Spade the whole time, every time I saw a cop,

I was like, I got your sex. I got your sex. I'm in the Durango. I'm with you guys. Then the dude break checks me. What the fuck still going. Why he goes down and around this Canyon and waits and gets me going fucking 80 and 50. But even though that is only dude relax, even though you had a six against a cart cartel, I had his terrorist, I had a Durango. I had his six and he did that to me. $450

fucking Yuma. Damn, I had to pay. He break checked you. He break checked me and then like sped all. He was trying to tell you to slow down. But dude, don't break check me. That's literally not good. That is bad to do on the road. It's like the cop looking at me like, which way you would have went.

Both ways are illegal, dude. Which way do you want me to go, Philly cop? Yeah. You guys don't even show up. What do you call 911? Yeah, well. I will say, I didn't see one cop when I lived in Center City. Yeah, that's yeah, there wasn't one cop. Let's get busy. That's the work and let them go

Larry. Now that's that like Rittenhouse is where they go. That's like the old cops go there. You got to earn rent house. That's where the bums are they made me you got to get on that's a Rittenhouse square where the bum stay now wear glasses and the women wear their Cuz I'm weird so my favorite video you still hitting the club you spiros what helium no no the fitness filler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler I heard about that place never went. I'm a city fitness It was a good gym, but it was very It was insane. They crazy name vertical country club. I've heard about that calling it fitler

Wild choice just they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters F is the closest To an h2. Yeah, that's great It literally looked like and one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said Fittler wearing a bag across its chest It literally looked like it was wearing a block letter Hitler. Yeah Every time I walked in I was laughing. Yes. I was going you guys somebody needs to change this. Yeah, they're tricking I mean at least they got the good gear city fitness has fucking brutal gear. Well, they got just like They got the good gear city fitness as fucking brutal gear. Well, they got just like

LGBT shit really rainbows. I was like do what about for guys like me straight guys? That's what fitness is kind of all about. I support them. Nah, yeah, you don't have to You don't have to be gay to like where like you know, you can't the guys the boys will crush you if you are rainbow shit No, I would work gap growing up dude game proud, bro. If you were But girls will get you an old Navy man if you were sure to like I didn't afford that rich gap shit You were sure to like two guys kissing and you're like a 21 year old guy girls will definitely like yeah I fucking witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing Nelson Mandela shirt explaining to a girl who Nelson Mandela is. I fucking hate you. She can't go to political prisoners.

South Africa like fucking Tiesto is playing in the background. At the Barstool Bar in Philly. Yeah, you could rock if you were like a rainbow thing. I could, but just like I'm the only thing I'm at like city fitness is great Fucking gym. The only thing I'm pissed off about is their coven mandates ahead Well, you had to get vaccinated to work out there anytime fitness got that anytime fitness kept it open even when it was illegal I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that but that was any time though. There's any time we're gonna change They're fucking go during the pandemic and they were just let you in the back and they have newspapers

They're my gym really up. Yeah, they had newspapers on the you just go in the pandemic and they were just let you in the back and they had newspapers on them. Really? They had newspapers on them? You just go in the back and just work out. They were like, we don't give a fuck. The one near me in Fairmount, bitch ass, they closed. The one in Willow Grove, we're not on sports anymore. Jizz Jasm just caught some fucking chin music. Jizz is pissed. You got hit? This guy's a fucking freak show. This guy's a bully, dude.

He's playing red ass. Their one pitcher's playing red ass. He is. Oh, he's coming out. He's gonna get in business. Iron Sports is the same thing. Dude, they're up by one. LA's up by one.

I know. This is the world. What could be greater, dude? Presidential election, world series. Presidential election. Podcasts, they're all as important. Podcasts. This is trifecta of the entire world.

Canaries in the coal mine. We're the last two philosophers. Give me a chance. podcast. This is trifecta of the entire world. Canary's in the coal mine. We're the last true philosophers. Give me a chance. There's no other philosophers. Are we the X-Men at all or are we more the Avengers? We are, we're the X-Men. We're Kamala's X-Men.

We gotta get a shot of you before this, of like you sitting down. Me sitting down talking about my suit. Talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows is nice preparing my armor my Patagonian shirt doing the fat stretch on the shirt dude I got I got a mind melder for you what so you guys are familiar with the pressure coming down from ceiling fans right sure I got tripped up on this the other day I still can't figure it out when the ceiling fan is like putting air on you is it moving in a circular vortex or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you? What do you mean?

So when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan, is it like... Is it angled? Just straight from the ceiling. I'm just saying, all ceiling fans are angled when it goes around. So what's it giving you? It depends on which way it's going. It pushes air down and then during heat you can actually pull air up. I know that, but I'm saying like, like, is it it's moving in a circle. So is it pulling pushing a flat sheet of air on you?

Or is it like moving like a little things moving? It's moving like a circular thing around Dyson's. If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet, flat sheet on a Dyson. But is it a ceiling fan? No, no, I'm just saying ceiling fans. It's blades. So you're in the middle of the bit. You're technically the middle of a vortex. I was there. You're So you're in the middle of the bit. You're technically the middle of a vortex I was yeah, okay, huh? You're saying you're in the that's what I think cuz I

Think maybe it's like really close to the blade you can get close to possibly in a flash Really maybe dude. I was in the room the other day I was I put in my no way of a ceiling fans on you're not feeling it I know you are feeling it But is that is that air kind of hitting you like this or is it going? Just kissing you as it's circling you that I was in a room of this young man on straight down sheet You're talking to I think the kiss comes up there at the very top so think by the time it reaches you It's like I'm just flat sheet. I do I I thought that my whole life

But I was in the room the other day and I was like I think I'm in the eye of the vortex You thought you're in the eyes. I think it's not I think it might be a board You know I was sitting there just trying to put my kid asleep I was like a good Google cuz I'd like to know you sir. I think I was in the eye of the vortex I think it's all Google What do you mean? This might be like gala is Apple's my fucking vortex I mean, it's definitely not there's not a part in the room. That's not dude. What do you feel? What are you feeling right now? Put your hand underneath a fan right at the fucking that's exactly what I said at the top

Yeah, maybe but by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your bed from the ceiling. This is such a gay I mean, of course, but you're not a flat sheet Yeah, but you know, I mean now by the time it gets to you. It's a blended it's air You're talking about the tornado the tornado just disperses and. There's no eye by the time it gets to you. Fuck yes. Shut up, you fucking idiot. Go to Virginia. What are you gonna search?

Is this Galeo in a flat sheet? No, Airflare. This is Galeo's Apple, dude. It's a mystery of physics that hasn't yet even been articulated. Is this totally Edison versus Tesla? Dude, I'm telling you, I think it's a Vortex. I was sitting there trying to...

No. Don't you dare do that to me. That's that fucking anytime city fitness shit. Don't touch my privates. Dolphin attacks. This big old house. Can't get a fan there. I was exactly right. What is it?

It's a wave in a particle basically. It was exactly what I thought it was. What did you say I know I said at the top of the fan you might be able to find a gap like that By the time it reaches you we're talking flat so it collapses fucking drills you with a flat So it's a particle wave duality. It's it's both of course What the Google show the geothermal Google does Sudafed cause erectile dysfunction Airflow from ceiling fan every once in a while Sudafed gets a whole union what the fuck's wrong with me I don't feel like I'm fucking

depressed what the fuck you gotta take Maka I saw that of it. I've been taking this guy No, dude, I'm telling you Baca gets you crazy. No, I was remedied today Maybe I should chill on the suit of head and see if my good to go See if I can get a foot long dipper going from somewhere. Oh shit. Ooh, Kamala Harris. Pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden. Hey, I'm a fucking loser with a beard. I don't like this shit. Global war. That is a good one. Axios, George Soros.

Are you kind of fat and have a beard? Are you excited to be in a political commercial? To be fair, Bob Casey Casey juniors of fucking the better Fat beer could be a combo supporter. I Always want you one of the other fat depends how the fats dispersed. Yes You'd be a fat trans male it could be a fat dude on surrounded. Yeah, bro. I did holy shit Did you see we all saw that dude? I got tagged in a couple of those Shane I'm gonna stop looking at Twitter that dude I got tagged in a couple of those obviously

flipping the chair being like what's up bro what I mean that's Ramsey that's honestly that season four true detective yeah how am I doing my fucking fantasy league my running backs hurt yeah dude. You think you get right? Yeah, it's great. What about SA? Sexual assault. Yeah, that was I've experienced SA from who? San Antonio Spurs. Talking about San Antonio. I'm a man.

I have a vagina. He was like he literally hit the penguin. Guys like us. We have a lot in common. So good. I actually was like that. Fuck fucking Shapiro up. Dude, Excuse that person talked uninterrupted. What did you do the whole time and everyone was going the gay thing in that was when the guy was like you have the same ideas as Nick front as and bitch bitch goes medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid medid med Yeah, he's like, mid-dude. No, we don't. Mid-dude. It's like, dude, this shit pisses me off so bad.

You're fucking 45. You're a lawyer, whatever the fuck you are, and you just constantly jerk off to yourself, arguing with insane people in college. Did you see how they made him run to the chair? Oh, they had to run? They had to run. You'd sit in the room, and as soon as the one timer went off, you'd have like just 14 fat lesbians be like do you know how you kicked off?

It was so funny everyone raised a flag this one black dude runs the chair hits the fucking chair gets on he goes I want to talk about a boy. She's like, okay worst argument, uh Woman has a child and can't breastfeed her and the guy's like, I don't know Well, then I would suggest she buys formula child and can't breastfeed her and the guy he's like I don't know where well then I would suggest she buys formula his whole argument is just like should we just kill them then and flags immediately just went out anytime he's got 14 flags off dude his argument and everyone came up the same thing

being like all right let's talk like they were like, I'm about to crush you. How do you think Shapiro do with the Monroe Institute? I mean, do you think you get torched? You couldn't handle it was the 22 of you if the 22 mutants 22 versus the would any of you even run to the chair? Would you guys float? Operation Protective Edge.

What do you think? You say my dude, my dude, my dude, my dude. I think you guys are in some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon. What do you think? He was saying my dude, my dude, my dude. I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon. What do you think about that? You say my dude, come on. And then turn the seat around. I'm a man with a man with a vagina. And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon.

That was weird. Why are you so obsessed with my pussy, Ben? Yeah, you also hit it with a knife. Actually, that actually was like, fuck you. That was the one point I saw on that that I was actually that's actually pretty funny I was what he's like. I'm how am I obsessed with your genitalia. It's like it's kind of all you talk about Got you been a little yeah, I kind of crushed him the chair the spinning chair cost What's your spine don't fucking spin it back you like all right, let Let's get down to brass tacks. You started she started foaming at the mouth Like what?

Got so worked up That's that's the estrogen once you start not making sense That was a tough that was a tough look to be like I'm a guy just like you That was a tough look to be like, Oh my God, just like, you know, if you don't stop, just not make sense for two minutes and dominate the conversation. That was exactly her. Her doctor should have been like, we must, we must raise those levels. They should hit her with a T blow dart. It's like It's like It's got a good idea you got for this weekend My fucking start running backs. Oh, you tell me how I'm doing Get out of the car

Beers Let's just get some beers. We should wrap it up. Yeah, we should we show it boys Good to have it. It was amazing. The guys are back Are you guys excited about the election? I can't fucking wait. I can't wait. I'm so excited for the future of the country. May the best person win. May the best person win. Whoever wins, I'm going to support.

That's my president. And whoever wins, certify that election. Don't be insurrectionist. You know what I mean? Do not be insurrectionist. Don't be insurrectionist. You got to certify. You guys said last year, don't be insurrectionist.

Even if that capitol is looking tantalizing, dude, I'm going to run up in there. Don't run up in there. Don't run in there. Don't just chill just wait feel like running in there for years Fat-ass Elon Musk run for president. I just wait down in a closet next to the janitor Find yourself through dreams you don't need to run in there. All right, we did it I mean I'm all in on this podcast right now. I'm all in I'm so fucking bullish on this Box goodbye y'all