Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 531 - Bluesky (feat. Billy)

Episode Date: November 23, 2024

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Yeah, I don't want to lose. Oh, just give me the word, Sean. Oh, that sounds like the chanting. So I fucked up the clap. My bad. I should. You're good. We'll be able to identify. Oh, in the in the editing room.

We should do a nonverbal episode where you always go, huh? Primal. I totally primal. That's a better way to put it. Yeah. Oh, primal screams. Probably what a better way to put it. Yeah. Huh? Primal screams. Probably what's been happening here in the last few months. That's a black caveman. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Please speak on it so they don't think I'm just being a white racist. I thought it was hilarious. Thank you very much. Bro, no, you can't talk about it. White comedians. Never speak on white comedians. That's law. That's law, bro.

Y'all are done. That's law. Kendrick Lamar is joining The View as their sixth host. He looks like Whoopi Saga. That's what I was going to say about Lamar. Fuck. I was literally, I was like, oh, we'll save it for the part. I was like, Lamar's political views line perfectly with The View.

I was like, I'm going to go with The View. I was like, I'm going to go with The View. I was like, I'm like, oh, we'll save it for the part. I was like, LaMare's political views line perfectly with the view. He's like, Israel needs to defend itself. Also, we need Kamala. How, I mean, dude, could we get him on, could we get him on the view? What would it take to get LaMare on the view?

I mean, we could just knock out Whoopi and fucking have LaMare take the chair. the the the the secret yeah he's got a dude I don't know why he wouldn't he become like the ruler of everybody sucks dude Kendrick Lamar We have a black president's jay-z Kendrick Lamar needs to stand down dude. Jay-z started sacrifice Fuck him in the beehive what I don't fuck with them once they open up for the DNC shout out Lamar I was like these people are scumbags

Before before I get out of here I'm gonna tweet. Speak on it. It wasn't that bad, dude. It wasn't that bad, dude. You said you had a tweet right before it, before I get out of here, then you had another tweet after that, before, before I get out of here.

Hey, what was the full tweet? I'm still tweeting though. What was the full tweet? Do you remember what the tweet was? Before I get out of here. Well, it was before, before I get out of here. No, it was about, oh, no. No, it was about China won because Trump won.

China won because Trump won Trump won. Where did you get such an idea from? You know, watches wrestling in the view. Dude, I didn't know wrestling fans were all liberal. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that. I thought for sure they'd be the boys. I think our rest, I just think there's no in between. Every time someone trashes me on Twitter, I click it and it's like yeah, it's cartoon wrestling

Every time there's it's they're very binary Nazi go down syndrome I could see me going I can a like a staunch feminist being a wrestling fan you bet guys for real These women are strong. So yeah, China. Yeah all the all the James Like women are jacked and have yeah huge butts. They can do it. I think they just do exactly what their parents though What do you mean the bros? It's like you have level parents. You're just a drag queen Down syndrome kid or it's like Oh, you're talking about people with Down syndrome. Yeah. Yeah, that's Now they get those guys are making some choices

They're stubborn as fuck. They make any choice and it's over. That's their choice. Same here. I'd love to see him form like a real political block. It would be great. Where like politicians would have to like start pandering. Yeah, we're going to have wrestling again.

We are. It's a government mandate. Yeah, we're going to have wrestling again. We are. It's a government mandate. There will be 10 new Shrek's by the year 2035. There will be 20 Shrek's. It'd be nice. They'd win. Yeah, they get mobilized. They're easy. Easy. So what you want to have a man's house a little sticky we walked in the way oh, yeah, I remember that smell I've been here

The last time I was here was when I did a trompe on kiltoni. It's sitting on the in the bathroom My it I'd literally just took my clothes off and left your clothes are sitting there Yeah, they're just still sitting there like what a homeless person shit Two bags of chips and a bottle of water on the ground. It looks like you got evicted. Yeah. But we can't, I haven't been here since. Came back in, house smells entirely like shit. You think so? It's getting better now. At a roommate that smells just like this, blunt guts and throw up. Oh yeah. That's what it is. You saw blunt guts? I just smell it. The whole back room. He's been sitting back there smoking Blunt's jacking off.

Come on Leon. Sounds kind of nice. I wasn't jacking off in there. True. You didn't catch one? You were only beat off in that room. There's no way you got horny in there and walked across to your room to jack off. I know you stayed in there at least once.

At least once. I had to reclaim the room. But every other time you did a boner shuffle straight to the pool house. I had to do the bone shuffle. So you caught one in there. That's the one thing I'm proud of. My laptop. I've never caught one off my laptop. Really? It makes you feel good, yeah. It's untainted.

It's clean, yeah. It's a clean machine. It's got no, I haven't smutted my laptop out. It's just a workhorse. Sometimes it calls for me. And then this little fucking bitch that this is your roast. Or takes the brunt. This poor thing is our toy. I never would. You're your kids. Well, that's the worst.

That's how I was on True Life. I'm addicted to porn. I thought I had to put in a password. They'll stop you. But you're just like, yeah, I love them. Anyway, let me addicted to porn. I thought I had to put in a password to stop you, but you're just like, yeah, I love him anyway. One day they'll understand their father was a complicated man right past him. Yeah, it's no stop. Yeah, I'll decline mom phone call, jacking off, decline. Yeah. Do you ever stop? Do you ever actually stop while doing it. Take the call and the whole time you're like,

please just I'd love to tell you I never did that. Yeah. Yes, I've taken some phone calls mid beat and then gone right back. You gotta work it back up again. I know it's actually kind of nice. You get a second beat. It is. It is.

Cooks would hit me with that all the time. He would call me like three thirty. I'm like, I can't talk right now. You're jerking off. I'm like, no, I'm not. He would hit you with that? Cocks. Really? Yeah. Oh, it's true.

3.30 is like, yeah, it's prime time after work. Yeah. If you're working a seven to three like a man. Yeah. You're on a girl schedule, nine to five. Just kidding. Love you guys. I love all you guys.

Sorry, man. We didn't mean to be sexist like that. Yeah. So did you get attacked online? He cried when Trump won. He cried. Sorry, man, we didn't mean to be sexist like that. Yeah So you did you get attacked online when you Trump won he cried I didn't cry You saw him cry Did make hot dogs Sad hot dogs. It was post knock make hot dogs. You made some sad hot dogs? It was post-knock this hot dogs.

Did you boil them or how'd you cook them? Of course. Oh, damn bro. Just boil your misery. If Kamala would have won you would have hit the grill. Oh, yeah. You got the Bluetooth speaker going. Pig's feet.

That's footlongs dude. That's grilled footlongs and kielb that's grilled footlongs. I'm kill buses Kill bosses for a cabobla kill boss a hair Where is she is she still like hellbent on saving the country or she likes you my mirror She's 20 million dollars in debt after they raised a billion dollars. She probably been a great She's not fighting the fight still I figured I thought that's all she wanted to do what yeah I thought she'd be fighting the fights now. They're not done now the message of joy content Well, at least they got those missiles to Ukraine. That was important. Yeah, that's huge

That was real huge that's your period that they work on loving humanity domestically after we ship those long-range Ukraine blast Russians That was a wild move by the way. There's it really bothered me. Yeah, that was just like what you what a fucking spaz stop What a spaz to be like, okay Well, fuck that I don't care about money at all. I'm trying to end the war. Fuck you guys. I know we're gonna fire everything We had it did feel like kind of like oh, yeah, you think he's a great peacemaker watch this and it's like you guys are nasty They did it with the jab, bro, although Dude, nothing worse than a scorned woman, dude

Hell hath no fury dude, she She might be in there, dude. They might get rid of Biden for that. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. She'll get to taste the, that'd be cool if she got to taste the president. She had to do it for a few days. She had to taste the prez?

Yeah. She had the White House tour? They said that dude, Biden hates that bitch. Biden hates that bitch. One week, shit was just great. Did you see that? Fucking Joe Biden voted in an all red suit and Trump said, Yo, he hates you. Come on. And it's true. Fucking Joe Biden. Hold on. Joe Biden wore the red. She's she rocked all red to go vote. Dr. Jill. Yes. The doctor. Now she's officially got a doctor. Was she Dr. Seuss? Why was she wearing all red? I don't think like I don't think Byron's gonna step down. Joe

Byron is not gonna let them hit 25th Amendment. Although time traveler Byron's gonna stand at the end of his thing said, be careful what you wish for. They might hit you with that. Byron said that in El Paso, Texas. There's no he's definitely standing down. No way. Time traveler Trump said, be careful what you wish for. He said that in El Paso. You ever see like the, it's a book about, it was a book written in like the 1980s. Yeah, the adventures of Barron Trump or whatever.

Yeah. And he has a fucking, he's a time traveler. I know, but what did he say in El Paso? Oh, be careful what you wish for, because they were trying to hit Trump with the 25th Amendment, and now Byron might be getting hit with it. That was like four years ago.

Joe Byron. When they, I always forget he's the president. Yeah, I would. I think the last like two months or I guess now it's been like a couple of weeks. I've been like, OK, so Trump's a president. I'm like, oh, yeah. Whenever someone's like president elect, I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I got to remember stuff like that.

Like the president elect, you mean, it's going to be not yet the president. Blue and on's going crazy right now. Blue Ski. Well, so blue and? Blue and on, it's there. I feel for them because I was there and they're like, oh no, you don't understand. In two weeks, it's all going to come out. It's like, it's always two weeks and nothing ever happens. Have you seen blue sky?

No. It's different than the other place. It's blue ski. The other place that we don't talk about. I thought it was blue ski the first 30 times I saw it. I was like, what the fuck is blue ski? X is the other place that we don't talk about. I thought it was blue ski the first 30 times I saw it. I was like, no, it's blue ski. X is the other place. Oh, blue skies.

Live Twitter. Blue skies. It is blue ski. Can we stop? Blue ski. I'm sorry. It's obviously blue ski. Blue ski.

It's crazy. Starting with Twitter is so funny. I actually know it was a genuine mistake. That's good boobard juice, though. I was fully like, the hell's blue ski? That's gotta be so fun to go over there though. Dude, they're deranged. It's crazy. It's like seeing the opposite of me. Why are they starting blue ski, dude?

They don't want to go on the other place, dude. There's nothing about anti-Semitism and mean shit over there. And we're gonna call it Twitter. We're not calling it X. Everybody calls it Twitter still. I know. It's the lame... So that's the fucking pronoun joke for the left. Yeah, you know how pronoun they're like my pronouns are I love pussy Like Twitter or X or whatever it's even called these days. Yeah, they say every single time. That's funny They're called skeets instead of tweets

At this guys are called skeets We got put out a new come and they might get me over there I'd love to skeet all day either skeet or reskeet a reskeet. I swear to God If skeet don't get your res your risky, it's all like hinge jokes And then like horrible fucking stuff like before before I get out of here China one It's just probably just completely deranged what do they call like over there? I don't know I think it's a like Yeah, yeah, yes. Yes, they gobble it up. It's yes. Yes. Yes. Yes people's jizz It's a yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. People's jizz.

Nice jazz. I never thought of it that way. They all they hate that chick Nancy Mace on there, though. Did you see that? I love her, dude. Yeah. She just reminds me of my mom. What was Nancy Mace doing? She's pissed. She's pissed because there's a fucking train in Congress. It's huge. It looks like if she had a wig on, bro,

and they're like, dude, fuck that. You can't go in the bathroom. Why not? What? It's crazy. But they all want to kill Nancy Mase because she's like, dude, I don't want fucking dudes in our bathrooms.

And it's really odd. The videos they make, like I saw a video of her rip because they put up a bunch of like trans flags over the bathroom sign and she like had somebody film her ripping them down and be like, this is not, so literally they're all like teachers making TikToks. That's what Congress has become. It's like follow me on my day as a congresswoman. This is what I wear. And then I signed a bill. I make no sense. I had to have the mocha latte. We are at war. That's it's fun. That's we haven't addressed the homeless situation. So she was like, watch

this and just ripped down. Yeah like damn Yeah, their days are numbered, bro Yeah, I mean that chicks are about to start rising up against the trans No, it's also gonna be one of the great battles like the Titans or gods If the women's rise up against the trans I'm sorry with the trans. Are you serious? Yeah, that'd be hilarious That would be very funny. What's it dudes? It's gonna be a bunch of dudes beat the shit out of women. Yeah, but it's going to be a lot of covert psychic warfare.

You know, it's going to be a lot of relational. I'm going to walk in and be like, nice shoes. Oh, mad. Just barged into a chick's bathroom. You have actually a locker room. The thing about this, it probably doesn't work on them. They probably try to hit the T's with like, what would hurt a woman. Your shoes are shitty. It's just a guy going like,

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm sneaking into the bathroom. I got these for 12 bucks out in the Ross. Comfortable as hell. Wearing cell phone clips on their belts. What? Shirt tucked in, just huge tits. You think it was just a giant dump? the

the the the the the the the the the the of peace. Take it like a six, three dude airport dump.

Is the Jeff. I'd get political. I'd be like, all right, this is enough. That is exposing them to because they hate chitting around dudes. Oh, yeah. That might be fucking the number one problem. Yeah. Well, they want to say that's an intimate thing. I want to say for their husband or boyfriend. Well, man, how do you feel about all this bigotry? Because I mean, you know what?

I'm starting to join The View here. I'm a little uncomfortable by what the McCusker brothers have done and I have nothing to do with it. Join The View. I might pull up a chair. It's The View. The show has to go on forever.

I hope it never stops. It's getting better. Is it really? It's crazy. Turn it on, it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I only see the clips and it's damn. There's there's spazzing Watching dresses like she's from like the Galactic Federation. It's fucking crazy. I Like whoopie on there whoopies whoopies the voice of reason on the view. I

Saw your watery ass eyes you fucking liberal dude That's some respect come on man me and Billy were talking the other day We have a little respect me and Billy have came to the agreement that if you're an atheist you're pervert Default it's just fucking it's just masochism. You're just taking a belief system It's a perverted stuff. It's a cop out. It is a total cop out. It's fake big boy. I don't have a boss.

Yes, you do, brother. Yes, you do. G.O.D. Yep. And he says, yeah, say that for blue. You do you go blue. Oh, my God. Not even real. And my fucking dad won't fucking talk to me.

I told my dad to take down his Trump sign. I kicked out a thing. I can't wait for Thanksgiving, brother. My parents are like kind of like they're they're like they're asking me, did you put up a Trump sign? I was like, no, I

didn't put one up on my own. I just kind of looked at me like, **** They're like, we had four. I'm like, alright, dude. Four. I didn't want to do that. I did get to watch a guy collect his signs on the way to I was on the way to I was on the way to

Tires and on my way to work and I got to watch a guy in the morning morning after the election picking up his winners I'm all hair signs. I'm blus. It was really fun to watch. I'm gonna put up a combo love forever It was so funny to watch it And he was one of those guys that had like 90 in his front yard 8 a.m. trash day. You put any up front? Did you have, yeah, you probably had a couple outside. This place was damned out. This is Blue Ski headquarters while you're gone.

That might be Blue Ski headquarters back there. Are you the king of Blue Ski? They had a Colin Allred up there. Oh my God. What happened? Nothing. I'm sorry. Hold on. No. What did you say?

There's another guy running named Colin Allred. What was his deal? I don't know. Was he a local? Yeah, he was a local. What did you like about him other than just that he was a Dem? I like his name is Allred. True.

That's good enough. I tell you, I got to vote this year for the first time. Nice. How'd it go? It was kind of swell. It was kind of fun. Yeah, I went in there. It was a dude. Everyone sits in a voting place. Very like. That's what you would think. For real, they're like all like rescuing babies.

Everyone has like a face like they look at each other and go doing your civic duty. They're not at me. I said, hold on, brother. To be fair on the you know There's like the main thing the big election big vote and then you have like do like a million tiny votes and there I got I just started just throwing them to whoever yeah I was going bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang trouble for something. I want to get a little catch and release action. We need a big one. Go to. We also need to. I won't say I won't say if we're going to sit here and cross the lives. We have owned the libs for the first however many minutes. We've been owning the lives.

Yeah. It's time to focus on the right a little. What are they up to? There's a lot of pedophiles. What? They're all pedophiles. Are they really? Yeah, every single one. Yeah. Dude, did I support. Did you say this before? I'm trying to think if I heard this from you. Pedophiles, literally. It's not funny. Have you talked about this before? I was like. Has anyone ever talked about how Michael Jackson became so successful he became a white pedophile?

He's not pedophile. Relax. He's not a pedophile. He is not. This is the true conspiracy theorist. Why call everyone that is not a pedophile pedophile. Yeah Bro he is not you think you like saying the fuck out It's schmooley had something to do with the Candace Owen came out and said that what yeah, he was not a pedophile I don't I at least I don't think so Hold there's all sorts of shit

We're like the one did the first do that accused him, the kid, the mom and dad like liked him or whatever. But then the mom and stepdad liked MJ. And that kid would chill there. And then the fucking dad was like, well, you're at whose house? Fuck that. And fucking sued him and got the money and shit. And then just kept having the boy.

The boy was on. Dad was like, you're at Michael Jackson's house. I'm suing him for. Yeah. Pedophile. Yeah, the dude is a scumbag. We'll sue you for's house. I'm suing him for. Yeah. Pedophile. Yeah, the dude is a scumbag. We'll see you for pedophile.

Dude, I swear to god, I think he got set up and then I think he got killed for his record **** There's this whole thing where it's like. Apparently, he owned a bunch of stuff in vacation. I've heard that. I heard he owned stuff and yeah,

what are they saying on the blues guys? They're saying uh I heard he owned like a piece of sandals. That's I've heard that before. They killed him for the sandals. The resorts. Yeah. Yeah. MJ on the resorts. I swear to god, I think he owned like a piece of sandals. That's I've heard that before they killed him for the sandals the resorts Yeah, yeah, MJ on the resorts. I swear to God. I think yeah in one of those giant companies. He had a huge stake I thought he I thought he owned a little bit of the Beatles. He did then I thought that's what one of the best bands

Of all time he owned the Beatles. I Get it What am I gonna just keep defending. That's all it was about. It wasn't about Drake is number one. Yeah, they're going. Now I'm a pedophile. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it.

No, you're not. Drake's a visionary, dude. He was he was totally right. Kendrick is I don't know why he's so anti comedy, dude. He's totally cross. He's anti comedy, dude. And there's one thing I hate is when comedians get censored. They are the canaries in the coal mine.

The canaries in the coal mine. The canaries in the coal mine. We're modern day philosophers. Someone was telling me, I think Pedro was telling me I should keep tape on my mouth until I go out on stage and then go. Yeah, just write society on tape. You say something nuts. I was holding that one in.

What? No, I'm just saying just, Oh. Something horrendous. Something. Ajax used to post, Ajax was listening to a book for a while. You would post on Instagram of just do a duct tape over mouth and just hit society on the duct tape. So Tommy Simbazzo's headshot at Magoobie's.

He had the caution tape microphone. Is it? That's fucking sick, dude. I think it was somebody I didn't mean to name the man. Michael Jackson got killed by Sony. Yeah. So it was over the Beatles music. Yeah, not the Beatles music. And that went back to Paul McCartney, but he got killed by Sony because they were supposed

to do a tour and they'd make more money off the insurance if they killed him. There's a whole thing in the music industry with that. Also, he did a lot of also Guard was at MJ's fucking Hospital when he died P. Diddy's body guard. Yeah, though not nutty like Ray Donovan Muslim dude that P Diddy had was yeah, yeah Jackson's Hospital when he died, but there's a whole thing There's a documentary about it where like once they're done with you and your record sales start dying off They own insurance on you and they get double paid for killing you

and your shit skyrockets and they get all the money. Damn. So they get a lot. They have an insurance policy on the artist. And when they kill the artist, they get the insurance policy because he fucking dies. And then they're say like, look at Prince's sales go through fucking roof. They take all of it. Shit. Many, many cases.

Is that what the sacrifice is all about? Part of it. When you're evil, bro, what's the sacrifice? Yeah. Quick announcement for Irvine, California, or really all of SoCal. You guys know I'm SoCal as hell. I've been SoCal. But yeah, I'll be at the Irvine Improv, 11.29. That's this upcoming weekend. Well, I guess next weekend, whatever. 11.29 and 11.30. And I've also added a show on 11.31 or 12.1. I'm not sure how many days are in November, but you get the point.

Next Friday, next Saturday, next Sunday, I'll be in Irvine, California. And let me just say for the record, fuck LA, dude. It's all about Irvine. I'm sick of people from LA being like, oh, you're going to Irvine? I'd never go down. Fuck you, dude. Shut up.

Irvine's where all the reels are, not a bunch of pretenders out in LA. I'm going to be a famous actor. No, you're fucking not. Grow up and move to Irvine. I'll see you there. God bless you all. Pardon the interruption. This may or may not be Sean Gardini speaking. And this may or may not be Sean Gardini speaking, and this may or may not be Sean Gardini on camera. Who is speaking and who is on camera is not important. I've

come to tell you that Sean Gardini is doing stand-up comedy shows. The upcoming shows are in Cleveland, Ohio, December 8th, Buffalo, New York, December 10th, and Baltimore, Maryland, December 11th. Please come to those shows if you can. The tickets are at SeanGardini.com. Thank you. And we're back. Hey. Hey.

Uh, well, okay, so MJ not a pedophile. I'm not afraid. Everybody. So you're saying MJ's not a pedophile. about you you're ruling pedophile not a pedophile. I don't think he's pedophile Okay, now do Donald Trump Donald Trump. It's because I looked into all the fucking Republic blue and on now. Yes I'm liberal. I watch a video with LaMare Simple yes or no, it's hard to say yes, and if he was a pedophile they would have got him on it by now So that's the only thing that fucks me. What about what do you think about?

What do you think about the tape they that came out? I've seen tape and where it was like the audio of like him and Epstein Absolutely wasn't him and Epstein is Epstein this do wolf. So why are they trying to try Trump simple? Yes or no? It's hard to say that's what I'm saying. The jury's out. I'm not he's not my say. It's the internet dude You say something sensational capitalists simple. Yes or no at this point. I have to say no because you would they would have got a smack case brother, yeah, I Don't know there's all sorts of fucking weird shit about that. He's fucking But he's not Trump's cabinet

What I heard that if he had stayed like that Heard that he stayed in Congress, then they would have released like the findings of the ethics things. But since he like resigned, now they can't show people whatever they found. I don't know. I heard, bro. I don't know. I just at this point, everyone's on fucking notice. Dennis Hasser was a Republican, I think, speaker of the House forever. And he was also involved in wrestling, which is fucking weird.

So Jim Jordan, there was a pedophile there, but that's fucking Dennis Hasser was a speaker of the House forever. And he was on Epstein's Island. He was friends with Podesta. He's like the OG pizza guy. We're like, Hasser was a fucking scumbag pedophile and no one said a fucking word. So now everybody who's in that fucking thing, they're not my heroes. I fucking hate them. And they're all cool pedophilia because they let that shit go. You have any heroes? Not you. You're my hero. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about

that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not

going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you

about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to lie to you about that. I'm not It's just the beginning of subversion. It's a subversion, bro. Historically speaking, LaMaria is right. Like, if you go to like the Middle East, they do the Dancing Boys. I'm not saying it's great. I'm glad we've all elevated up from that. Great men were not pedophiles.

Alexander the Great was not a pedophile. He definitely fucked a boy. Relax, bro. I think you actually might have named like a notable pedophile. He's Alexander the the greatest pedophile. That's all smear. Yeah, it's all smear. It was it could be a smear.

They hit that with every fucking great man. Oh, he's a fucking pedophile. M.J. Pedophile. It's a halls of memento, dude. Alexander, great M.J. Yeah, guys like that. Yeah, I think there was a part of ancient Lebron is not been named pedophile ever.

I just love when he holds books. They just doesn't raise. I just love when he holds books. I just doesn't raise. Hey, I can't judge him on that. I was getting into that. I can't tell who are we to judge, dude. Chapter one. Nailed it. I know that book. I'm with Lebron times.

The wrong there, the Dems are we going to own the repubs, dude? We got on the repubs a little bit. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with them. I know they're like there's yeah, they got McMahon in there You like that Lamar Vince McMahon is in the no Linda Why don't you like that Lamar Linda stinks and she divorced Vince dude Vince was You guys are wrong dude Vince's demand Vince wasn't banging wrestlers who wasn't who would dudes bro So what he was banging the bangin the he wasn't banging the dudes he was banging some divas He banged the dudes he had the dudes bang with him like he'd have his top guys banging the hot

That's just a party bro. Yes, not a party. It's just a party up to some weird six mafia. Yeah Imagine you have all these giant wrestlers You're gonna want to see you're gonna see how they work down China I'm just gonna party. I'm just a party. He's up to some weird shit. Yeah, dude. Dude, here's the thing. Imagine you have all these giant wrestlers. You're gonna wanna see like. You're gonna wanna see how they work. Take down China. Yeah, you're gonna. Put it in the **** Yeah,

break down the walls. He just took his toys out of the toy box. He took his toys out of the toy box. I should've chained the Destiny chats at least, bro. They're so good. What happened? He's talking about having a butt plug in and

thinking about sucking dudes. That's literally a death yes he's talking this shit like oh yeah he also might have just been being really funny I just thought a butt plug this is so intense here's the thing if he was joking it might be the funniest thing in the world dude yeah what if he was being funny if he was joking that's hilarious if he was. If you're being funny, that's the funniest thing in the world. I think, oh, this is intense. That just sounds too real. Mad dude, just walk around with that shit in your ass, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be sick to like sit on a political debate and just be plugged

up. Yeah, I disagree. Actually. Tokens. I'm not going to judge a man for wearing a butt plug. It is intense. I bet. He to judge a man for wearing a butt plug. It is intense. I bet he's not a liar.

You can say a lot about him. He's not a truth on this. That's an absolute truth. He's definitely telling the truth. That's just it is funny to wear one and act like it's like a medical like an insulin detective. Like, hold on my

**** butt plug. Yeah, you're going to check the app. Give me a second. I need a board to play first. My butt plug is going crazy right now. I need a board to play first. All day. I think it's a solid sandwich. You like too much pork? Yeah. Chicks do it supposedly to prepare for anal sex later

in the night. Not 10%. I mean, you got gay dudes who would exit there every day. Supposedly. That's what I heard. To prepare for anal sex later in the night. If you wear it all day, it's intense. Yeah.

You think you would just like, you would be crazy. Later in the night. When you do deviant shit like that. It'd be nice under the moon. Unquarking yourself and take a dump would be crazy when you do deviant shit like that. It'd be nice under the moon. I'm working yourself to take it down. I'll be your game. Do it in the court to dump it in all day. Yeah. No.

You ever take a dump that almost comes out sideways and it hurts. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Not sideways, but I've had just like a fucking big, big fucker. But you've had you've had like a breach. Hurts in your mind. You think it's because it's kind of like that's what it feels like. I've had just like a fucking big big fuckers Wait in your mind you think it's Piece on Tetris just yeah Square yeah, dude, I've got real like split one time for sure it hurts split open Yeah, yeah split open shower before bed you wake up you got a dry, but

You got a dry asshole prime for the crackling. You drop the fucking square. Tetris Cube. You drop it to cube. You go, where the fuck am I going to put this? You drop it next to four straight logs and go, yes, Tetris. I just got my shit's been happening the other day. Huh? Happened the other day. For real?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was intense. You could have been more diligent and more the plug. He's probably just getting ready for fat turds. Yeah. He's getting ready for the fattest turds. He supposedly he enjoys cock holding. Hmm. Cock holding holding was it cock holding Cockled my fucking girlfriend's dad forever. Just called it cock hold Holds his cock that goes a cock hold. That's what I was imagining. I was like, is that a thing where you just like hold

Follow them around. It's just his version of cock. I guess I can see subbing out and just holding someone's dog Little leash Dude Tom was telling me there's a new movie out about um Nicole Kidman. He's getting domed. Oh Yes, babe was telling me about that This is her getting she's a power businesswoman and like an intern comes in is like get on the floor It's like a new 50 Shades of Grey type businesswoman and like an intern comes in is like get on the floor and just it's like a new 50 Shades of Grey type. That'd be nice to see. Take your babe and go see Nicole Kim and get down on your knees.

Oh I got this is oh fuck I don't know if I should say it. Alright. Society. Alright I'll say it, whatever. This is a tough one, this is exposing. It's bad? No, I just, all right. So we're watching, I'm with my parents, we're watching Notre Dame football.

Your dad pulls out a pop plug. My dad's pop plug started by, no, it's worse. No, no, no. It's worse. So we're watching Notre Dame, I went back home to chill with the boy. My father's gotta be sober watching football and it's tough to watch, man. There's just white knockling the fucking,

these white knockling NFL Sunday just. Oh no. Makes the celebrations hurt more. Notre Dame's playing and a guy makes a play. His name's Christian Gray. He plays for Notre Dame. My mom goes, where do I know that name? Oh no.

What do you mean? She's like, it's in a book. And I was like, is it like, I don't know what book it is. She's like, oh, I know. And that was quiet. And I was like, what are you talking, 50 Shades of Gray. Yeah. Disgusting. I know, as soon as you said it. And then my other sister's there and she's like, what are you talking about? 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah. Disgusting. I know. As soon as you said it. And then my other

sisters then she's like, yeah, mom read like fucking five of those books. They all do. And I was like, ew. And then she goes, yeah. And then she gave him to Katie, which she was done. And I was like, dude, that's fucking disgusting. That's like turning porn mags. Exactly. That's what I said. They all watch it. It's fucking disgusting. Most women are addicted to erotic literature Fucking damn she has them on my top of the VCR like

You can find where the bookmark was you go that's where she finished Then tossing it to your other sister being like yo get her fired up Are they audible? Oh, yeah There's a guy who on Instagram who blasts 50 shades and goes through drive-thrus. It's pretty fucking Guys, and then he grabbed my ass I thought that was more of a bombshell that is hilarious dude. It hurt. Did you did you know right away? The whole second half of the game. Yeah, I just sat there. You just held your father's hand like it's our night father. And my father is in poor health. He just had to sit there.

I mean that should have driven him to alcohol. A disgusting wife and daughter. No all women read that stuff. It's non-stop. That's like the, there's like the, one of the only books that sells. It's erotic. It's like romance novels. And they call them romance novels. And then erotic. Are they the ones with like Fabio on the cover and shit. Yeah, but they sort of hit nose Yeah, you did I'll do a girl for some erotica. Yeah, that is not afraid to explore his feminine

I do have a girl brain Fuck there's a word for oh my animal yeah, my animal is well-developed We all have an animal so funny I'd be like my animals will film that just means your animal screaming into deaths. We all have an animal What is an animal it's the feminine in the masculine psyche and women all have an animus and if your animus possessed my god Watch out, but Yeah, my animus totally liberated and's also, dude, I'm telling you, you get birdie clean. There's a good, there's a bro I like right now.

His anima is fully liberated. Jerry McCain for the Sixers. He's the guy doing the fucking TikTok dances. His anima's out, he does not care. He's feminine, dude, he's dropping 30 and doing TikToks. And everyone's mad, dude. Pain his nails and shit. I'm three days into college

and I'm two lectures behind. Can you show me this guy? I love this dude so much. It's so nice, dude. DM him, he doesn't answer. I get drunk and DM him. Yo, you're the man. Fuck, he's been killing it.

They gave him a chance and he's dominating. That's awesome. He's going to be rookie of the year. He's awesome. You think so? Unless he gets hurt or something, he keeps playing like he's playing, he's going to be rookie of the year.

So you and me, we can settle the Kendrick Drake, obviously Drake, now we can settle Joel Joker. It's been settled. It's, Joel's, he's acting like a punk. I got no argument, especially's acting like a punk. I got no argument. Right, especially in their prime, in their prime, I think Joe was a more skilled basketball player, but he might be, he might be, he's not washed.

I ain't gonna say he's washed. He hit 35 last year. I know, I was washing. Yeah, because he got called out and then everyone was making fun of him, so he tried. He's not washed. His knee is, he's got a bum knee. I hope, I pray for him. I hope he's- Bum knees suck. My knee's got a bum right now. It's pissing his knees. Yeah, I hope I pray for him. I hope he's bum knees suck my butt. My knees kind of bum right

now is pissing me. Oh, really? piss me off. I skate with a bum knee. Dude, huh? Are you skating with a bum? Oh, is that how you bummed your knee out? No, no, no. My knee I actually sorry, we can talk about Joe. I don't know all about myself. I just I'm at skating. I was just sleeping wrong. I had like a this pillow between my knees and I think that was really what was fucking it up or Lifting I like took two weeks off by lifting. I think so Yeah, I think it's a pillow But as soon as I switch that pillow out it started to feel better how do people receive you at the skate park?

Huh? How do people receive you at the skate pretty good? I at first I was a little tight and I was like not I do just going down those little ramps as hard as fuck And then once I loosened up, but so I can talk a couple of bros take a tumble you can be Jay Leno Fall on your side to be totally bruised dude, I I luckily I was alright. I wasn't going that big I was just trying to like get my my feet under me. I do I would I just like think I'd be that bad I was terrible at first so hard. It's so hard, but then I got I got it down now I'm way more comfortable how the 180 yeah, were nice that you sent me I was happy about that That was a pump track pump a bit dude. I for real. I see you on today. Huh you going today

I'm gonna try I like to But dude skating's fucking sick man. I did it for I did it for two hours the one afternoon I did I think I burnt like eight hundred fifty calories crazy. That's gotta be intense though getting there if people are there Yes, I was scared. I was scared Yeah, once I got there you following the wind knocked out of you in front of like a family now by yourself The skaters are very supportive dude to pick you up They'll pick you up the big you're alright and when I finally landed the 180 there's a guy who's like sick As I tried it hour and a half to land the one that's what it's all about

I don't know if you saw the pop show bag central what FDR? Yeah, that's Older than you like a man checked me. I was do what the fuck what about the Tampa? I don't know shit about Tampa and that's bees. You don't know Tampa. No fucking idiot dude, Eserville There is a it's funny though because there are like Beezer rode a scooter at the Tampa It's funny though, because there are like... Beezer rode a scooter at the Tampa Am. Yeah, do not put smut on the Beez. I fucking mess on the ripstack. I already bladed something crazy at the Tampa Am.

Beezer landed a reverse, I forget what he said. Rodeo flip? I forget what it was, it was awesome. You ever had a ripstack? O'Connor hit him with the Kamala, could land a reverse, whatever, on you at the Tampa Am. And he was like, I'd fucking kill that bitch. He was hammered, talking about the Tampa Am he was fucking kill that bitch.

He was hammered talking about the Tampa. It was funny to do an activity where there was like a child there, too. It was like me. There's a guy my age and there's like slightly younger. There's just one kid there who's like maybe 11. My bowl is hot. Dude, this 11 year old kept doing this thing where he would go up the ramp and then he would just not even worry about skateboarding. He would try to launch himself as high as he could. It was funny. Sure. When I was little, dude, it was the funniest fucking thing.

Do you start tapping your skateboard on the rail? I didn't have I almost tapped one time. A guy did like a pretty nasty hard flip and I was like, I'm just chill. I'm not going to tap. I can't talk skate. I don't know anything about it. Really? All I want to think about is Jerry McCain's TikTok. It's the only thing that's going on in my brain right now. I can't figure it out.

I fully support him, though. It is nice. It's your animal recognizing his. It's great. thing that's going on in my brain right now. I can't figure it out. I fully support him though. It is nice. It's your anima recognizing his liberated anima. I loved it when he was a Duke. I was going, I wanted to hate it. Really? The first TikTok I saw, I was like, what the fuck? I watched the whole thing.

I was like, yeah. What else does he have in here? He just watched all of it. Just hit the orang thing on there. I love that gif. Come to me. Yes. You've been getting it in and pause. What do you say? Me and Dini be getting it in at night. We didn't even get in the duty together. Oh, you guys been playing duty. Frank. Yes. Got some duty bandits. Yes. Some

late night duty bandits. Our girlfriends are asleep. Sean, are you awake? No, I don't do that. Sean, are you the exact opposite, brother? We scream. Yeah, I've I have people in the lobby scream right now, bro. They and if they can't scream, their pussy will scream all I want.

They scream. I can't do it. My fucking kids are sleeping. It's a fucking scream pussy. Do you run this asshole? Scream. You scream the entire time. I fuck around the whole time. You know I've played duty with him. He screams the entire fucking time. Every single time he gets killed 50 times. That's my rule. He sprints at everyone with an RPG. He gets killed, he goes, fuck! One second later, fuck! That's my rule. I try to get in the lobby. I say, anyone on our team, if you get killed,

you have to scream like it's real life. It is real life. That's fun, though, when that happens. Yeah. What time do you play until? When do you call it? I've got a few sessions hour until like 12. Oh, that's not bad. He was telling me his session.

He's like, if I put in a good session, it's three hours. Yeah. So I get a child's play. Oh, you're not a different story. Child's play. That's I didn't even game today. Three hours. I didn't even get it.

It's intense on duty. I had a day off of work. I hit the fucking banner Lord. I charged it back up. Did you really 12 hours? How was your realm? Blue fucking vessel in my eye? Staring at the screen Day

They have you did a 12-hour session the batter Lord better Lord crazy. Yeah, it was really fucked up You play against the computer like a mother. It was it was really fucking weird what I did I'm 20 because it was three days in the college two lectures behind this guy Billy says he wants to be mine how's the kingdom kingdom's good right now does it freeze when you buzzes any like it freezes okay thank God I could leave a runner for a weekend just let my let my caravans do the build do their bidding but what if what if we got invaded was going sure is that all lines? No? Just a cop. It's just me sitting in a room playing against the machine. We had a

College and there was a kid we had live and there's a kid who would just play against the computer and flip and go This is how you get better fucking lives cheat That's fucking... You hit the spaz last night in Madden. I love it. You tried to take advantage of me last night in Madden. I fucking rage quite constantly. Yeah, he tried to take advantage of me.

I just exit game. I was just... So you got another pick, I was exit game done. I'm done playing. He spaz exited as fast as he could. It's pretty funny. People do try to take advantage of you when you're in an EBRS. Soder took advantage of me. Did he really? Yeah, he finally beat me. That's the other way when I get he's a sober man, too. Yeah

He's a shark. He was sharking on you He got me at the end of the night and I was nasty about it Shane immediately start saying all sorts of mean shit when you start beating him like what you're the cheapest guy in the fucking game You're so gay you run the same play every fucking time. That's how you get people to get off the game. I do the same shit though. It works every time. Fiving out. It is funny though, having someone sober praying on you,

like you pray on a woman, just be like, well come on, let's go back to your place. Do one more shot. I don't know. Yeah. Come on man. Let's play on Swell It. Fine, we're not gonna play any,

I just wanna hang out, we're not playing any games. I'll be Michigan, I know you hate Michigan. Yeah, I hate Michigan, I'll play against Michigan. I was down like 30 to Soder, and I was like, you feel good about this? And he was like, no, dude, I don't, this sucks. Let's go to bed. I was like, yeah, exactly.

We went to bed, I was like, you quit. I win. Yeah, Soder, I know I've definitely said it before, but it was making me cry the other day. Like I literally was crying laughing about it because I was telling Jay about it because when me and Soder played each other, he was up like 20 and he was finally going to win. Was this on the stream you're saying? No, this was after. Okay. And we're sitting there and DeRosa comes in and sits next to Soder and is like, Shane's right, your guys

are blocking way better than his. And he was like, shut the fuck up, DeRosa comes in and sits next to Soder and is like, Shane's right, your guys are blocking way better than his. And he was like, shut the fuck up, DeRosa. And I came back and he missed an extra point and lost. And when he finished, he put his controller down, DeRosa was sitting next to him and he goes, ah! He was like, ah!

He was like, ah! It was the craziest spaz I've ever seen. Was he serious? He was totally serious. Damn. The disorder goes, ugh! I was like, what the fuck was that?

Oh my god. It was so good. DeRose was like, jeez, man. DeRose's a bitch ass. He's like like you wouldn't do that to other people five hours later It was awesome. Oh, that's such a good expression of a video game spasco He does it he hits the hardest video game spasms of anyone That's so funny dude A bunch of table Are you serious?

Oh my god It's so good Yeah I can get them dude if I lose I'm like Yeah but you hit the funniest spasm I run away You literally run away I'm gonna hide my face dude. Have you ever seen a little black kid losing a video game? He starts crying playing the controller and just fucking shakes it.

It sucks when you lose. It sucks so bad. Think about losing a computer in Bannerlord after you've been playing for 12 hours. When you lose everything you go, what the fuck did I do today? Remember I played FIFA? I'd play FIFA for like a year. I'd play FIFA for like a year. I'd play FIFA for like a year.

I'd play FIFA for like a year. I'd play FIFA for like a year. after you've been playing for 12 hours. When you lose everything, you go, what the fuck did I do today? I mean, remember I played FIFA? I'd play FIFA for a week straight without getting up. Then I'd get fired. I'd get an email in the video game and be like, you're done, dude. You gotta go outside.

That'd be funny. You're like text, but in the game, but about real life. You'd be like, dude, it's your mom. What the fuck are you doing? The fuck is this? This is bullshit, dude. Shut would be funny. You like text, but in the game, but about real life. Like, dude, it's your mom. What the fuck are you doing? The fuck is this? This is bullshit. Dude, shut the fuck up.

How come you're not married? The fuck? I'm trying to bring Norwich to the prim. We used to have N64 in our unfinished basement. That was fucking scary. Everyone had a N64 in an unfinished basement. But not N64. It was Super Nintendo or NES, I think it was Ron.

But they would all play it. Whatever Mortal Kombat was on, maybe Genesis as well. And I would never be able to play. And then when everyone was away, I would sneak down. That's nice. Someone would catch me, turn the lights off, and I'd be like, fuck! I can't run to say it's like good upstairs.

That basement was terrifying, dude. Yeah, it was not cool. Because it's a cement dungeon, there were spiders in the little water gaps. There was these big wolf spiders. that sucks. I see I wouldn't be caught lights out while gaming I got ps1 though on a mad one like one day I rolled up in their room He just had ps1 on TV other what the fuck cool borders the best game of all time. Yeah, pretty good easily I forgot yeah cool borders one and two was I think two might have been better than one. Three was bullshit. Yeah. Whatever one you go, you could be the alien was sick.

Echo the dolphin on Sega. You fucked with Echo. Yeah. I never got out of the first level. Just as I said, I sat there for a day. It's five out being a dolphin swimmer. That's so sick. You ever play jellyfish with my nose? That's so sick.

I really don't understand this game Have you ever played the bully? Yeah, that was a great game was awesome. What was it the bully? What'd you do the rock star? It was like it was Grand Theft Auto except you were just a bad kid at a school Yeah, it's great. It's a good game. Sounds awesome. It was I just got fusion frenzy Play cool music when you wrote road bikes. Do you remember that? Yeah. The fucking game was amazing. Yeah. You just go. Use your friends. He's sick.

I've tried to play with Ben. She hated. We can hit it. I love it. We can hit fusion friends. This game sucks. I get fucking rules when you go in the washer. I love that. Yes. Easily one of the best games actually. Xbox controllers were fucking nuts.

Original Xbox controllers were fucking massive. Huge. Yeah, they're just big chunguses. You had to like hold were fucking massive. Huge. Yeah. They're just big chunguses. You had to like hold it like this. Yeah. Yeah. I was. I just might be. I got somebody made fun of me for that controller. Why? And it says my name on it.

So maybe I'm not. That is psychotic. How's it like? It's a good yourself. It was a gift. I'm not. Yeah. What am I going to rip it off? Yeah. Do you? That would be psychotic to scratch your face off the controller I don't even deserve that's like red dragon we need to get you we need to get

UFC going fuck you it's true been so long you guys been playing it all I haven't played at all I haven't played oh god dog I had you have speaks heavy. You guys are partying. Guard dog's been training. Yeah, you guys have been out fucking around. He didn't tell us he was training. Just trying to get good.

Wait, which one of you guys, one of you getting good on the ground in that? Nate. Little bitch ass. Why my bitch ass? That's because I think that's how I got you. You never got me. You definitely never got me. Let's get fighting, dude. I dude fuck around about there's a new boxing game. That's apparently pretty good

It's it's all is it good. It's okay. Yeah, UFC is the best. I can't wait to love Logan Paul Jake Paul comes out with his boxing game Him knocking out Asians on a subway Sweet dude We solved the crime. We know who was doing it all that time. It was it was just rock and then and and and and and. I think Tyson, Daddy fucking chilled, though. First round was like, fuck, Jake, Paul's going to get knocked the fuck out.

And then Tyson just put the brakes on, started moving. I don't think he was so shaky. That was the thing. Like at first he was throwing those punches and there was the thing in the clinch where people like he saw Tyson tap his head and people thought like that was Paul being like, yo, chill, or you're not going to get the bag. But he was also he was like shaky. Would they be able to withhold the bag if he won?

There's no way there was stipulations that if he won, he would be paid less money than. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, there's no way they made that public. So tweet about Jack that that might be blue ski information. That might be blue ski Russian disinformation. I've or just asked to just to kind of beat the shit out of Mike Tyson. And nobody's willing to admit he could.

I mean, he could have taken his head off. He could have taken his head off of it. Paul would have killed him if like they were fighting fighting. Jake Paul had 70 punches, landed 70 Mike Tyson only landed six. Yeah, it was on first. Pulse, dude, like I would go to fuck out of my dad right now. Huh? I would beat the fuck out of my dad in a box. Obviously, the fact that he didn't get knocked down the first round is crazy.

Yeah, dude, it was towards the end. That was the one thing it was honorable that he didn't just take down the first round. It's crazy. Yeah, dude, it was towards the end. That was the one thing it was honorable that he didn't just take Tyson's head off. I think he was going to become an ultimate goblin if he did, because he could have knocked him out. I think he was. I just think the code switch. And it was crazy. The Paul, the code switching, the Paul's do confused. What do you do?

Mike Tyson was in the ring afterwards. Like, oh, you're next, Logan Paul. Logan Paul's like, I kill you, motherfucker. It was fucking. Yeah. So, oh, you're next, Logan Paul. Logan Paul's like, I can't you, motherfucker. It was fucking. Yeah. So you're from Ohio. Why are you talking about that? Yeah, but I feel like you're a YouTuber for that long. I think you're allowed to.

What? After like 10 years of being like a YouTuber, you can just say, you talk, whoever you want. Yeah, it's fucking those dudes. It's like Puerto Ricans in New York. Exactly. There you go. The grandfather. Filipinos in LA okay, it grabs the algorithm grabs the algorithm Maybe

Yeah, it might just be the best fucking it is funny for me like we're out Jake Paul would fuck you up dude I have a gun Shut up. Oh, you're a black belt jujitsu. Shink. Sure pull that thing out. Oh, you're going to be hurt. Here's a thing. Say you're at a bar. People start acting up and you get the fucking everyone in front of your baby at the stop, dude. I will say, I can't so much

jitsu at a bar seems kind of fucking lame. That's the whole point of it. Like on the ground rolling with a guy. Yeah, but he's choking. We go just tap, dude. Just tap. I don't want to do this.

I've been looking forward to this secretly my whole life. I don't want to do this I've been looking for this secretly my whole life I don't want to do this get somebody in a triangle yeah yeah an onboard on the ground and then his friend comes up and just goes In the fucking head, but then your Jits bros gonna be there to be like stop. But then your Jits bros will fucking You're lucky I don't have my fucking key The Jits bros at the fucking mothership would go nuts They would every single fucking security guy and there's like a yeah, dude mutant. Yes. I was I need a gun Six three comes in there he's getting every limb broke I Didn't fucking do it

There was really giant one in the little boy room There was this giant man who was being a problem and I watched three of the bouncers just like this guy was huge You know it was like I was like fuck I'll be terrified to fight this guy and there's like two or three of them looked at each other like it's go time And I was like damn these dudes yeah, I would be like I'm not touching this fucking guy He was get a massive they got him up and like walk him out the room and I was like Yeah, they were ready. Do they were like they were like gearing up and I was like, dude This is kind of scary. You guys are the real deal. He was huge dude, dude what the mothership guys?

Yeah, they're all like 10th planet or whatever. They all like the best in the world Yeah, man They were you could tell they were kind of like you looked at each other like we might if we have to fight this guy It doesn't make you feel kind of fucking gay As a comedian what like yes, you go like they're like troops you walk up to me like hey, man Yeah, I feel like I have a big day. I have to do comedy. I got this new joke I'm doing when I was last time the dude said what's up to me? No, I don't know the security guards Listen to the fucking little fucking definitely tap. So brother. Yeah real man. They're good bros. That's why I'm friends with the Jiu Jitsu guys. But if

they ever rise up, you're going to shoot them. Stop. You get James Bond. Go off my leg. Shoot them right in the back. Fuck off my leg. You think they let you practice in the studio, like pulling out on them, just all wrestling?

Yeah, I suppose. Obviously, Paul is what. No, they they train for fucking dudes with guns. Do they have those, you know, those things you punch? Like the what are those things? Oh, the jackdives have those holding guns. Just say with one of these. It is coming. Yeah.

I'm never going to tap. You can arm bar me. Shoot myself in the ass Now you have to clean me up idiot I'm about to ruin your whole bar There's dudes who do that There's a fucking gun store near my parents house Where dudes will roll in by gun

Thanks, where's your bathroom at? Go to the bathroom, shoot it In the bathroom? They've done it? You're talking about the master? And then they have to clean it up. Yeah, but you don't talk about that enough. They just go in by gun, go to the bathroom. Done. You know, I peed myself in that that gun range bathroom.

As a little boy, my father told me, she even recently I pissed the bed. If you're talking about the same gun place, the bed recently. Stone Cold Sober, I just had a dream. I was paying. I was broke. I've been I've been like peeing in dreams and not peeing cold sober. I just had a dream I was peeing. I was like, what the fuck? Bro, I've been like peeing in dreams and not peeing in the bed. Same here. That's nice.

It comes for you. Huh? At one point, it comes for you. I look, don't get me wrong. I've done it. And then I got caught too. You got busted? Because I ran out, took off my boxers

and came back in and put a towel in the bed. I went to see if she was like, what the fuck did you just do? I was like, nothing. Did you pee? I was like, yes. I peed my pants. I only peed a little bit.

It was a tiny little bit. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with pissing your pants. Just a little bit. Well, man, I know you've pissed your pants recently. No, but I fucking, I got drenched. I was sick and I got fucking, I drenched a bed in sweat. Sweat, yeah.

That's the best. That's the best. That was a bull, dude. I love that, dude. Waking up with a fever and and just being like just so good. I fucking love that shit. I Actually kind of agree that yes, especially take a nap while you're sick wake up. You just ruin the couch. Yep Then you get like real you're hot you're chilly and you wake up and you're wet You're really chilly and you take off your wet clothes and get comfy under the bike. Yep, break this I love a good read if you have like a day long Ria fest where you're wet you're really chilling you take off your wet clothing You're gonna the bike. Yep break this I love a good real

If you have like a day long Ria fest where you're just fucking everything's coming out. I feel like it's good for me It's awesome. I do too, but then you get stuck with like a three-day reef s What three day? Yeah, that's where the day comes in huge you have paper towels on your asshole and you have a fucking reef s it's oh, yeah Baby wipes no baby. I'm telling you do you clock the toilet throw them in the trash? Yeah, that's foul You have paper towels on your asshole and you have a fucking refest. It's oh, yeah, baby wipes. No, baby I'm telling you do you clog the toilet throw them in the trash? Yeah, that's foul Baby wipes in the fucking wrap them up then you throw something on top of them So it was easier little surprise your shitty little secret get a bidet. Huh get a bidet

And also I did it. Yeah, my kids will turn them on and shoot it everywhere put a child lock on it Then I'm not gonna be a wet my goddamn ass with the thing you know you probably get one that's on an app Dude, then I already have my I'm not gonna pretend it on my phone out while I'm shitting my phone I don't want screen time. I have so many fucking things in my house that require me to look at my phone It's kind of annoying So I gotta get like none of them ever work. They all suck every time. Yeah, I don't like it There's a bullshit app with every fucking product now. They're like, you want to log into this?

It's like, dude, I do with an ear cleaner. It's so awesome. What's that? The ear cleaner with the fucking camera. So what? Oh, dude, it's the best. It's definitely just selling all your data. Some Chinese company.

But you turn it on, it connects to your phone, it has a camera, and you go in there and just scrape out ear wax, dude. I took one out where it was literally just like you know a whole thing in my ear like that got there got in there ripped it all out. Chinese governments got your wax are going absolutely there was just some huge data breach with them.

You think they caught you they got you on wax they're like, sir, what do you think about that? He goes, wax on. Yes. Yeah, we got to ask. We got hacked. We got hacked by China. They hacked our telecoms. Well, by the poker corporation. Yeah. Fucking Trump, dude. They act. They hacked it probably a couple of years ago.

And they've been remaining dormant and they've been collecting information on like 100. What? Like four years ago? Probably before that. They hacked our old infrastructure because we have all these back doors so we can spy on people. All right. That's it. Yeah, that happened. I think Joe Biden's son, Hunter, was over there and he got a diamond from a very rich Chinese man.

Little quid pro Joe was over there doing some big guy. Really? 10 percent. Oh, dude, O'Connor fucking tried to hit me with 10. He's like, why isn't O'Connor owns us? Why? Why isn't fucking Biden going to jail? Is that the only referred to him as a big guy? So since they say the big guy can't go to jail, like, yeah, they're not naming the guy. They're just saying the big guy. Yeah, that was a good argument.

He was he had us at Bonnie. Fucking annoying. Yeah. He was like, well, he would go to jail if he was guilty. Yeah, that's it. Trump's getting arrested. Yeah, because he's guilty. Biden's not because he's 34. Yeah, that never even hit the.

That never. You like Harry Sisson, Dean Weathers and those boys who? Harry Sisson, Dean Weathers and those boys. Those fellas. I'm sorry. Democrat kids like this will fucking. Oh, I don't like young Dems. Young Dems are so fucking gay. They go. Yeah, you're true. You're true blue ski Put that on blue ski fired up, where is this video this video and fear eats me I feel like they're destroying me

You keep talking No, I want to see you. You're talking about I'm trying to find it Can't believe China has your ears wax You can keep talking. No, I want to see what you're talking about. I'm trying to find it. Can't believe China has your ears waxed. Dude, it's the best. You like cleaning your ears? Yeah. It's very nice.

I do it too much. You can see it. I just dug in last night. It was pretty nice. It's nice. Especially when I'm like, I can go a little further. You forget about it for a while and then you get in there and you go, holy sh.

Yeah, and you go. When you just get an orange Q-tip coming out, you're like, yo, what the fuck. Yeah, you gotta hide that. Yeah, true. If a lady sees that, it's really, you go. We just get an orange Q-tip coming out. You're like, yo, what? Yeah, you got to hide that. Yeah, true. The lady sees that. It's really, really gross. Yeah.

I, yeah, that's the worst. I like wipe my ass in the shower with a wet towel and everything again. Brandy will peer over the ledge. I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, dude, how about you give me some fucking privacy? You have shit on your ass in the shower like that? Sometimes my ass is kind of fucked up.

Yeah, if I'm like, I like wiped and I'm like, I'm going to have the showers on that one. The oil's slick. Yeah, dude.'m like I like wiped and I'm like the shower The oil slick yeah, oh, yeah Bring me the dawn world reeling from the fact that this psychopath is going to be an office. Some of the most misinformation that we're going to have to fight against together is health related. R F K junior is an environmental lawyer, not a doctor. Listen to the doctors. You know why chronic disease in United States is, is rising is because of obesity. Well, Chris, why is obesity going up? If the government's doing their job, capitalism, everybody has more money than ever in the most complex,

well put together society ever on the face of the planet. We'll get where I'm sitting. I'm sitting in a vehicle where small explosions in the back complex, well-put-together society ever on the face of the planet. Look at where I'm sitting. I'm sitting in a vehicle where small explosions in the back will propel me forward to the nearest fucking McDonald's, where I can get a meal that's very cold. So you're saying we're too damn rich that's why we have obesity?

And I can do it cheaply and in like five minutes we fix this via education. I don't know, eat a diet that can turn this clown off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn this fucking clown off. It's the dumbest argument I've ever heard in my fucking life. I think there's clown. Yeah, turn this fucking clown off It's a dumbest argument ever heard in my fucking life Yeah, also explosions and cars happened in the engine not in the muffler you fucking pussy

Could have been a lamba genie a lamba genie lamba genie True I don't know yeah, that was crazy that kid pissed me the fuck off. That's crazy big It's not chemicals. It's cuz we have so much money, but I did comment on say thank you so much for saying That's finally some dude. You know I've been getting fired up Instagram that whenever there's like just lady comes up on my feet, and she is a I believe a mask a like this lady comes up on my feed and she is a I believe a mask a traditional mask lesbian Oh She comes on the feed puts on different fits and everyone's like beautiful you look at it Oh, yeah, I only ever give her big ups. I'm always like fire fire fucking outfit. It's kind of nice

I just gas her up and they just trying to get thinned down by someone. No, no, no, I just everyone's I've been seeing, it's like a cringe compilation thing. All day, dude. What was that? My algorithm's fucked. What is it? A lot of guitars, that's pretty clean right now. You've gotten into guitars.

Not gonna lie. Kenny Powers guitars, wet dog. Pretty clean. I just feel bad, you go on the cringe videos. Never has me in so many. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that. See what she's up to. Love it.

What is that? So I've been crushed with like public res videos and shit. They kill me. Public res are nice. Oh, excuse you. Those Indian videos are nice. What? The Indian res videos.

Let's go. Oh, yeah. Like one girl. Yeah, that's nice. I like the Indian street food gross out compilation. Yeah, just grab it. So fucking funny. Huh? They're a foul. Yeah, just grab a fucking funny Huh their foul. Yeah, it's very country pretty bad stuff Please like and subscribe to my video. What else is going on guys pretty much that man, dude. I've been doing school visits Like looking at different schools now. Hey The one dude I want to one I'm just thinking about my kid. I went through this one school and it was like a

You know, it's like kind of like it's like an alternative They have like a different whole different like approach of stuff and they had like they're like these trees They're these are climbing trees with the kids climbing the climbing trees. It's good for their core, dude There's this guy four people or like six people on tour. There's one dad we go Yes. Oh, yes They had marbles in the math class like we want to give them a tactile One dad would go, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, so important. They had marbles in the math class. Like we want to give them a tactile sensory experience

along with the math. And the guy goes, I swear to God, he was going, oh, yes. Oh, that's so great. And I will get Brittany like, it's natural, bro. You think so? Probably. Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Oh, it's actually great.

It might have been. Fuck dead trees. Maybe it was Adderall. I don't know what it was. It was the craziest reaction I ever heard. I was like, dude, what? You get pumped up about shit on Adderall. Yeah, I think it was with this school.

I think it was like everything they'd say. I guess it felt good. But I totally agree. Yeah, it's so important. That is so important. We let the child. Oh, yes's so important. That is so important. We love the child. Yes, so good. It was crazy.

I'm convinced that guy had a butt plug in. D.I.M.I.D.E. That's one of the 10%. That's one of the 10%. We are the 10%. 10%ers. Yeah, he was probably covering his tracks. He was probably going, oh yeah, that's so important.

Oh yeah. True, his wife might have hit him with a surge. His wife might have been in the pocketbook going, buzzing him up. Yeah His wife might have been in the pocketbook going buzzing him up do you watch a new dude dude show Save myself for the movies. I've been killing women written shows the penguin The penguin is that when the penguin is so fucking good dude. Is it really it's awesome. You're a hater Did you fuck with hod? House of dragons. Nah, I'm gonna get back on it. I just I kind of fell off honestly So you're addicted to powerful heroin's

No, not really. They're just women right? I love wicked. I didn't want I'm not watching what you're gonna love. Did you see the dolls? They they fucking put a bunch of dolls out for like Wicked Barbie or whatever. And it said wicked dot com on the back. And like that's OG porn shit. So all these people are trying to find the dolls going to wicked dot com. Hmm. Only to see Jenna Jameson's huge tits. That's wicked. That is I do.

We went on a. Is Jenna Jameson married to isn't she married to like a an actor right now or something? I think they go I'm not sure I was I just I got a request I got a guest request in my email and it was like and his wife we went to Florida when I was fucking 1415 do you know the computers that used to be in the hotels like in the lobby? Yes a center here I would cry we me and my cousin went over to it Immediately went on Google images. Jenna

Jameson naked and then some dude rolled out. We bounced the hotel. I stayed at Williamsport. You missed out. They had a fucking computer in the lobby, but that was haunted as fuck, bro. Also, Gardini, that hotel we stayed out in St. Louis haunted. I actually looked it up and there was like beds moving and shit. Oh really? What? Yeah, it was really haunted looking It was fucking creepy shit, dude. I was scared of that as F How something now is this one? No, the your house is haunted up in a Westchester. Oh, yeah, it's not though I think it is nothing's happened. You love the haunt, bro He does he you live for the fucking haunt. You know I love spooky stuff. Did you ever watch a documentary on Hulu?

Which one? About the dude who had the fucking legit haunted house. Really? He didn't have a haunted house. He was torturing people. Torture people, but you would sign a waiver. And he referred to it as the haunt. If you make it through this, I'll give you 10,000.

He was just torturing? People would get through it and be like, no. He would shave your one eyeball. Yeah. Bury you alive, shave your eyebrow off, pull your through it. Like shave your one eye. Yeah. Bury you alive. Shave your eyebrow off. Pull your tooth out. So he was haunting people.

He was giving them the whole literally just torturing people. It was basically like, do you want to live in the movie? The saw he blocked someone in his fucking house and beat the shit out of him and be like, yeah, you quit pussy. They like literally bury them alive. Like, oh, you're tapping.

All right. Don't get the 10 grand. There was just videotaping this and definitely drink. A good soldier went through it, right? Yeah. Like a Marine go through it. And he made it the whole way. And he was like, no, I'm not paying you.

It's pretty nice. Is it yank someone out of bed by their ankles? Dude, like, he did this shit. What? They just call it, they all called it The Haunt. Is it a documentary now? Yeah, it's amazing. It's very funny because the people that get tricked by it

are also, they kind of have it coming. Ghosts heads are a little weird. They're ghost heads. They're on the internet. They go. Holy shit This is the scariest thing ever. It's literally just a weird guy beating the shit out of you. Yeah, like this is so spooky It is fucked up though, you like fucking well try to pull your tooth out and shit Yeah, that's crazy to the call like your loved ones make it's going great great My fucking inside can't call pulled out. You know, it's like a fucking Monroe I was literally gonna say that well, it's pretty much like the haunted like people who are into haunts But for Monroe, so you can't disrupt the haunt. Yeah I'd a spooky dream last night. Oh, no, I was on a train Like you want to take the seat on the top and

I was on the seat And I was on the seat It just turned out to be like a little swing and I was getting propelled on a train my little tether kept going further and further Eventually, I started like swinging around power lines. I had to abandon feel like an astronaut It felt like a fucking astronaut Fucking sick. I had a dream someone died in my house and I took too long to call the cops and I had a fucking discard of the body. What? Yeah. What the fuck?

We need to get you boys to the Monroe. We got to get like these. I know. We got to go back. It was I was like, I was like these who needs reality to that. I will say I was like it. I was up like probably like 60 feet just holding on to like swing chains being like I could fall the fuck out of here. And I'd experienced that terror last night. I was like, probably like 60 feet just holding on to like swing chains being like I could fall the fuck out of here And I'd experienced that terror last night. I was like that's fucked up. I got enough problems, dude I was like I'm gonna be propelled like 75 feet in the air wake up

I'm like oh to a kid crying my fuck speed at home. We discussed Jay Leno's bruski tumble No, what happened to him? He took a late night. He's gonna go eat. He's at a hotel. He hit a fucking Restaurant down the body of the hill. His chin is the hotel, okay? Yeah. He just fucking damaged the floor. No, he went, I think he tried to walk outside of the hotel, down a hill to a restaurant.

Oh. Took a big time brusky tumble. His whole, he's two-faced, he's Harvey Dent now. The whole side of his body is fucking ruined. He took a geese tumble. That's not a brus body is fucking ruined. He took a geez tumble. That's not a Bruce Keats. That's a geezer tumble. A lot of geezer tumbles are Bruce Keats related.

Yeah. No, that is a Bruce Keats tumble. You said he was getting hurt before this? He's been getting fucking rocked, dude. His car exploded. His fucking house. J. Lerner's been getting beat the fuck up. What's that movie where the guy has

to keep his adrenaline up high? Yeah, he's doing that. What is it? Yeah, crank. He's just in the next crank Car accident go get to that Applebee's Cranks wild yeah, Jay Leno drunk. It would be a kind of exciting that seeing him fall would be So have far he fell. He fell like 50 feet. What? It was like a princess bride. Hold up. Let me see this.

Oh, I see I saw the face. I didn't know what the fuck it was. Yeah, it's a bruskie tumble. And also, he's taken so many bruskie tumbles and car explosions that people are calling him gay. Why? Why? Because he keeps getting beat up and people are like, obviously this is gay prostitutes. Yeah, this is the Illuminati at work.

No, it's just Bruce K. Dumbles and people are like, this is the devil in gay shit. Getting your ass kicked by a gay prostitute. I just watched a gay dude beat someone up on Twitter, it was crazy. Nice. Did you see, like, he stopped on a guy's head like this. What? It was fucking crazy.

What was this? It was crazy, this gay dude just beat the shit out of some, his sister's boyfriend. Damn. And he went over his head. The guy was talking. He's like, what you say? Oh, no. And it's like step back over him like this and just stood over him the whole time. It was fucking wild. The gay guy beat his ass? Yeah, dude. Yeah.

That sucks. Yeah, you got to just fold it up after that and become like a priest. That's when you pull it out. Paul's the gun. Yeah, right. Or submit fully and pull it out. That's what I'm saying. I've been worrying about Paul's the gun. Fine, I'm yours now. You've defeated me in hand to hand combat.

I am yours. Will you have me? Janet Jameson is very slowly. For what? Oh yeah. Just when I thought I was out. Okay. She pulls me right back in.

She hates Bill Maher. Who? Janet Jameson. Janet Jameson hates Bill Maher? Hates him. Who gives a fuck? Said he's a piece of shit. Why? Just said he's a fucking piece of shit. known for the Playboy Mansion kid love productions scum his name

That is production that is a company's name I've heard that before is what it is. He loved production. It's a fair question What's Shannon Sharpe some? podcast Club Shasha. Yeah, I was thinking club random club Shasha. Yeah. Two different fucking clubs, dude. Yeah. Did you see had the Hawk to a girl on? I saw I saw them on. You believe it? Yeah. I also there's another slap. The Dyson slap took over the fucking Will Smith slap. No, dude. Don't even know where it was. No, it was Will Smith slap is way bro. It was huge. But did you see that?

I saw it. I saw it. I don't know if it was fake or not. I don't know. I don't know if it was stage. You see steps on his foot. Yes, could be real. You never know. Tyson hates to be dude. That was fucking confusing the shit out of me when the that the only like weird shit was when the announcer kept

telling Roy Jones Jr. Oh no, that's Mike Tyson's tick. He like bites his glove and Roy Jones. No, he doesn't. Yeah, that was kind of what the fuck are you talking about? But he's always been doing that. What's it But he's always been doing that. He's always been his glove. He's always done that yeah. But not that much. His trainer taught Otto taught him how to do that so he can keep his guard up.

He's always done that a little bit. Well there you go. Yeah who the fuck is out? Kusumato. Yeah yeah. Otto. Kusumato. I had my head all like Kusumato. That must have been one of his later trainers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, at all. You head over to blue ski, take your pills and go on blue ski. Guys, think about it. Our cars run on fuel and they propel us forward for snacks. Capitalism's fault. It's capitalism. Yeah, it's making me buy all these snacks. I mean, I make so much money at the heart of it. He's right that it is capitalism that's putting the chemicals in the food. Yeah. So, you know, but he did it wrong. Yeah, he was incorrect. No, at all.

But they all are, bro. They had they had they thought they were were gonna take over Sissons withers and all those boys They're white dudes. They were the young white boys for Harris, and they fucking folded like we let women down Dude not every woman wants to women got Sigh up into thinking that they were gonna be like shot in the head by a doctor during birth They're for real like if I have it, it's called a I don't know why they throw black dudes in with deportation. Like they're going to deport the immigrants and the blacks.

Like why are they getting roped into this? You guys got roped in on the fucking gay pride flag. And I'm sorry about that. Yeah, that's a tough L. Wait, are we on the flag? Yeah, you're right next to the tranny's on the gay pride flag. Cause there's two stripes in the flag now. Black and brown bro. We should be spazzing. That's like the opposite.

Yeah, you let it happen. All right, I'm leading the charge on that. Although that guy is this. The gay dude that beat that guy up put you guys. Yeah. That stripes on the flag. He belongs on there. Yeah, he rocks.

That guy rules. He's the strongest person on the flag. Yeah. That happened during COVID. What, that fight? No, no, no. You guys got put on the flight during COVID. They did. Congress passed it.

No, let us know that. I think everybody else knows it. I think black people know we're on. If you go on the gay broad and failure, it's on the street signs. I thought that was like you said brown blood. No, brown and black. Oh, I thought you said brown blood. I thought it was like a blood shit asshole thing. White guys aren't on it.

What was gay sex though? Damn, you think to be a gay racist and just rip off the can and the leg? No! Yeah, right. I'm not kidding. But yeah, dude, they tricked women into thinking that, like, if you an ectopic pregnancy is we get an egg in the fallopian tubes. And like, dude, there was a lot of like a lot of like British friends were like, be careful down there.

And like we looked it up and it's like none of it's true. Obviously. Like if you're dying, the doctor won't save you. It's like not true. None of it's true. For what I saw going to get a bonus this year, if you get pregnant, all your dreams won't come true. No, for real, it was like you're going to die. That's if you have a miscarriage, you get pregnant, all your dreams won't come true. No, for real, it was like you're going to die. You know, if you have a miscarriage, you're like, if you have a miscarriage, they're not going to stay in your pussy until it rots away and rot.

And it's like, I was like, that can't be true. And I looked it up. I was like, no, none of this. Even in like Texas. Yeah. All the all those soy boys were like, we've we've let women down today. My daughter, it's like, dude, why are you so worried about your daughter getting fucking pregnant? My wife's going to get fucking killed doing a C-section. Oh Yeah, there's blue no matter who bro. He doesn't care what they're talking about. Did you feel like we let women down though, honestly? now

Has nothing to do with Trump brother they already took the porn before it even started so they should do all bullshit and has nothing to do with Trump. I don't brother they already took the porn before it even started So they should do all bullshit. That was a Democrat. No, it wasn't Abbott's Republican. Yeah, I don't my back take it back. Take it back. But dude, you should there needs to hear me Go to blue ski there. There should be some sort of guardrail. Although you can go on any porn site really just can't go on point Oh, yeah, that is the Republicans taking our porn. That's fucking weird. I think it's good. Why should kids, if you can't go ahead and buy alcohol, why can you, a kid just go look at fucking porn on the internet?

There should be some stop measure against it. Yeah, you go, are you 18? Yes or no? Yes. Of course. The honest porn kids are gonna do the right thing. Yeah. I like it.

I like the blocks. It's good. I mean, it is kind of convenient when you're sitting down to do something nasty. You go, what about Governor Abbott? You're right. When I had no fabs, do you know, I go, yeah, there's other websites. It's a lot of time. You see it. Sure. You can get right around it. That's don't get me wrong.

But yeah, I'm not totally against it. Think about the 20 minute sessions you hit every now and then. We got a little sweat hitting the phone. Like, what am I doing? Yeah, dude, just sweat. Sweats hitting the phone with you. You sweat jacking off furiously. No no not actually. I sweat under my balls big pretty badly. Under your tank? Yeah my tank gets so sweaty. I work up a vicious sweat underneath my balls. Really? Then I get done that part of you guys jack

Like a fucking Greek effort yeah Absolutely I'm literally doing exactly that In that seat before I'm on the toilet I get up in the fucking driver seat, brother. Clean ball, water and something, dude. You're fighting something if you're sweating, jacking off to that stuff. It is what it is. There's a battle going on. There's a battle going on. I could search something else, but I would never do. It's the battle for the ultimate video going, this one's all right.

But there's a better one out there. Something else. Oh, fuck. i'm so fucking hard how do you guys feel about this sweat verse not sweating jack off thing i think of the posture like i've how are you getting it on your phone because he jacks off on the toilet obviously you're finishing with the self-suck i'm institutionalized bro this is where I beat off my whole life. For real though, jacking off in the toilet is a

blue ski. No, it's not. That's what it's called. What? Jacking off on the toilet. It's called a blue ski. Don't do that. You do blue skis. That's alpha. It's kind of shit on your shit. Yeah, it's prison shit. It's always flush, bro. I feel so bad and

just on my own shit. I've, I've, bad and jizz on my own shit Jade on it you've jade on it Right in the toilet cuz it's like I don't want to I'm like leaving it there cuz then I want to try to preserve some Water I don't want to learn to jerk off police if I flush This is like institutionalized shit where it's like, you can't flush twice in the bathroom. So you got to take a shit and jerk off the whole time. You guys had a wild fucking childhood. I mean, dude, people bang on the fucking door.

The jerk off, please. The jerk off flushes the JLP. Force is strong. The JLP is on you. They'll get your ass, dude. You had one half the population watching the other dude. You had one half the population watching the other dude. One door bang.

Like, what are you doing in there? Nothing. I was talking about my wife, but yeah. Yeah, I know, yeah. But then you were institutionalized. Nothing. I was talking about my wife. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then you were institutionalized. I was metal gear solid. Yeah. Before that. Yeah. I was solid. I was solid snake before that. Guys were dropping. You. Yeah. The worst is to clean up in a toilet.

You got to be careful because like one flush doesn't take everything down. They'll hang on the fucking side. They bring a cleaner slug. Yeah. Yeah. That's the last thing you want to question. Like, what the fuck's going on with the toilet. They're going to take everything down. They'll hang on the **** side paper. Cleaner. Yeah. Yeah. It's the last thing you want to question. Like, what the **** going on with the toilet?

Huh? You gotta check the perimeter. You might miss and hit the sides. This is a whole thing. It's a big thing, dude. It's a it's a major operation. Yeah. It's a major operation. I mean, you had your own room your whole life. Yeah, could never do it true

Beat in my room would be devilish That would be crazy. I just read a book about a guy in prison He was saying that they used a sock but they would flip inside out So it was like the outer part of the sock but you would flip that inwards That's like softer and he said like an old-school like an og dude had been locked up there for a long time It's like you roll the socks together You hit like the soft part of the sock and right before you come you just Jack up the base or not the base like underneath the helmet fucking erotic fiction was it was just this guy tell you like The guy like put me on the game my mom gave you this

Said an older inmate schooled him was like dude if you want to come really hard just Jack off in a sock, but then you have to like press the top and goes, dude, it's a knee buckler every time. It was such a weird. I just watched 60 days and everyone in jail is just dumb as shit. It's all just a bunch of dumb. That's it. I think we tricked him this time. Let's smoke weed.

The guards come and check this out. Like we fooled them. It's like they definitely just don't want to just back work. Yeah, I'm just back in eighth grade. I know that's what I'm saying. I got a single one 60 days in is a crazy show. I love it. It is good Do you ever think about what you how you'd be in there? I would never did fuck jail really I would hate to be I went to the Monroe

Have to go to the gun shop and I went to the Monroe Institute No, but what if you're like a political prisoner? What if you like what if the Dems won and then like you had to take back? What was oh, I thought about that before I would take the L I would immediately turn on road to Moscow put the AirPods in just wait then like you had to take back what was your. Oh, I thought about that before I would take the L. I would immediately turn on road to Moscow, put the AirPods in, just wait for the fucking bus to pick me up. Crossed over the border. Oh, yeah.

Jen, oh, yeah. I think we've done it. We did. Let's stretch my knee out. I think we've done it. I think we've done did it. Bill,'ve done, did it. Bill? Same shoe. Same shoe. What does that say on there? It's blue ski.

For real? It's Drew Ski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he blue? He's blue ski. Drew Ski is blue ski. That's crazy. All right.

Thank you guys. God bless you guys.