Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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And we're live what's up everybody how we doing motherfucking Sydney again Tim butterly thank you guys for coming I'm fucking so pumped to have you down here. Thank you so much. Thanks for having us in the arena of ideas I know you guys could rock the setup dude. Yeah, do people get competitive on here? I want to win the podcast I know I need a buzzer if well. Here's the deal. No if if someone says something out of bounds. I will put Do I feel like I should end all my sentences with my brother you can yeah, maybe I don't Why don't have the glad I need I need to like the non-prescription circular glasses for that true Yeah, possibly a bowtie. Yeah, I need a bowtie. Yeah, I I had the hair for it if here's my thing if I were black I would talk

Like really but you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know I would talk like really black. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I always feel bad. What are you trying to say to sit? I was on this day. You do whatever you want. I talk about my blackness. My family wouldn't let me. Are you saying he's leaving blackness on the table? I think so. I think there's some blackness to be had. When you're like, I'm gonna have my sentence with my brother. Like, why don't you remember the movie Ray Charles when he when they were trying drugs for the first time and they wouldn't let him try drugs? Yeah, that's how my family was with talking black. They were like the same for you, man. So this is like my family. Everybody in my family does talk that way. Yeah, except for me and my brother and they wouldn't let you have it now They won't let us get in in they ever send you as like their emissary to deal with white people all the time Okay, I think that's what they were trading us. That's so fun. Yeah, we were ambassadors

You can say shit Goddamnit I was there. I was always be like yes and no I could ever be like, oh hell no But yeah, God damn it. I was there. I was always be like, yes and no, I could never be like, oh hell no. Oh, you could do it on. No, no, I wasn't like, they wouldn't let me say the N word. Everybody else in the house was saying the N word and I was not allowed to say it to fuck. I had to call it the N word. What? This is no bullshit. My mom talked to the bus. I disagree. That is some bullshit. Right? My mom would talk to the bus aid. I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus. No swear to God. Like they, I was not allowed to sit. How long would you get grounded if you were to say something like, I don't know,

eight days about a bitch as the whole summer indoors. Yeah. No, I couldn't. How do you feel about that though? You think, is that like the hook ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it.

I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, I would just find different ways to do it. I mean, no. Yeah, you didn't like that. No, I mean, I would just find different ways to like find my own little vibe. For sure. So it just made me more creative.

Yeah, that's true. Right, the arbitrary constraints that create great art. Exactly. I like that. Exactly, but I would get in trouble in school because I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus but when the bus would stop like either at home or at school I would run to the back and open the emergency doors and hop out that's I was the guy that would start that rebellion That's it. Yeah, so do you do it emerge you do a merge the exit out of the bus. I did non-drill non-drill

Yeah, that's crazy Yeah I would just like like blow past the safety patrol that knew I was going back there to do it And I would like sometimes I have to swim because they try to put that hand out to stop. Yeah Yeah, safety's no joke. Yeah Sydney was tactically running with both arms blasted her a giant school bag running off the bed. Is that how isn't that like the opening scene of a goofy movie is no the sun does he skateboard off the back of the school bus pretty sick. The goofy freaks me out too much. I tried watching the goofy movie with my kids

and I was like let's let's watch something else. It's too silly and it's like goofy is nice but then like the evil goofy's there was like other guys. I don't like that. I don't know I just like the side of the goofy good squad I don't like those guys. They make you uncomfortable. They make me so uncomfortable goofy's he's too about the bullshit and I You're too structured. Look at you The bad guys in that are actually like the good guys for you. They're trying to straighten goofy out Yeah, man knock off his bullshit. Yeah, I just I don't know why I see like it's just a steady I don't like running stampede I didn't ever like that

Now when I was little it's just grotesque like a run and stumpy kid. I wasn't allowed to watch it That was a thing. That's my parents held back for me. They're like no red stampede That's good cuz that red and stampede I think is Spaz energy that you don't need Yeah, I didn't do it. Why I would like I would catch it sometimes. I was like this is too white Yeah, I told you they did inadvertently do that they blocked MTV and they just left BET they didn't know it existed So it's all those the only music channel and cattle shooted you It was probably the right thing you know the dude that created about a stimpy was oh, yeah

Yeah, I just felt like a bulging eyeballs and like I just want to be in a kid being like fuck This show is like bugging me out. I was that was probably the most powerful I felt as a child when they were doing extreme red and stimpy close-up. I was like I'm tapped into this I was I've been dabbling in animation right now, and I've always told the animators like none of that red and stimpy bullshit, bro I know what's up. I hate it. I haven't hated it. I've been dabbling in animation right now, and I've always told the animators, like, none of that Ren and Stimpy bullshit, bro. I don't want to protest close-ups. I want everyone to look very shiny.

My mom's going to get furious if she sees that. Yeah, it was cringey for me. I would sometimes look away. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't handle it. Yeah, they turn on Hangover Mr. Cooper now. I think my entire highlight reel of like, Childhood Joy was just like a veiny face with bulging eyeballs And like a sound effect was like brah

Yeah, that's all that ran through my head man funny funny you bring up hanging with mr Cooper that was always my biggest one of the reasons I always Accepted my plight for how my family wouldn't let me talk is I was afraid of sounding like hanging with mr Cooper really cuz he was like a dude that like talked black But sounded like he shouldn't yeah, I can see you know what I mean like that was my biggest I thought he was cool. I was watching him just being like mr. Cooper's pretty I thought he's pretty cool Yeah, he was like he's like a giant black no Urkel this time. Yeah, I thought he was cool I guess I was been a little Urkel set a hard

Yeah, he did I am I read a thing recently with Urkel. He gave an interview about how he says that he's not included in the pantheon of black entertainment, as Urkel. Yeah. I don't know why he was like. Stefan, though. Not even Stefan.

Not even Stefan. People weren't buying it. People were like, go back to the nerd character. But no, he was saying, like if they say the all time great black shows, it's like Martin, blah, blah, blah. And was saying like it like if they say the all-time great black shows It's like Martin blah blah blah, and he was like no one mentions family matters That's wild because the coffee show gets mentioned and he tried to say it was because of like you I don't know he was like it was because of the like Family vibe yeah the cat the Cosby show gets mentioned all the way more family vibe way

Sure, it is way more family vibe. Yeah, I don't know. He must be, he's bullshitting then. Yeah. He's just, he is, I don't know. I feel like, I know white people loved Family Matters. Yeah. Did black people not like watching the black nerd or like? No, I think Family Matters was like the white, the palatable white version of the sitcom Rock. You remember that? He was a garbage man and he lived in the hood.

Chris Rock? No, no, no, he was like a fat black actor I don't remember his name, but he was a garbage man that lived in the hood. He's on Yeah, he was on every show but he would deal with like it would deal with like hood issues But from a standpoint of a family that was trying to raise a good family in the hood so he had he had to like like fight drug dealers and shit because his uh Drug dealers are trying to get his son to sell drugs Yeah And he invited the drug dealer over and like try to fight him in this house and his wife had to break him up

This is called rock. Yeah Kang of Queens Never that must have been before my time that was a black deep cut was it really? I was around the same time as family man. I knew Three's company was like black people love that show do Jack When I was when I worked for the labor union I was constantly just hearing about Jack Tripper yes, I lived with my ex-wife and her mother. They'd be like Jack Tripper damn Jack Tripper was a wild bull. No, I'm not I looked it up. I was like, yeah That's it was also a Psyop to get the black community to accept acting gay

Was Jack Tripper gay? He had to act gay Because who wasn't allowed to be live in the house that he lived in those ladies. Yeah, unless he was gay. Oh, he was a fake Yeah, that was a big plot point of that show Damn, so but he never did gay stuff in the show not so that was that was a bit was a big comedic device because he would like Bring women over and date women and then the landlord would come up While he had a date over and he had to like act straight with the date and then gay in front of the landlord Fucking hilarious. Yeah, never ending. You can watch a guy. You get a hundred episodes

The landlord fucking hilarious. Yeah, never ending. You can watch a guy pretty good a hundred episodes That was like that was like basically how like Like the welfare state, you know, you couldn't have a black dad in the house, but then he actually did live there Yeah, that was Jack Tripper. Okay, like it was like the gay welfare state. Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be in there Yeah, yeah, that is funny too. That was like a show a compelling plot to be like you can't live in here with two women By yourselves. Yeah only in what was that like? 1990 no it was much earlier 80s had to be 80s It's crazy thing a landlord doesn't want you living by yourself with two women as you shouldn't yeah They'd be that would be totally did you hear about the lady who had sex with a hundred men only fans lady

Oh, yeah, she made a doc She made a documentary yeah, just you're right cry right cry. Yeah tears welling up in her eyes There's a thing you never get to see the end of that You know, it's like if you see that kind of thing You're like, oh, you know, you never get to see like the real kind of but they were like final act Well, they like like the same tears that you get no very great She was trying to like be very powerful and brave and just be like yeah, and it's just you know Kind of intense Was like it's just you know kind of intense

It's like it's not for me, but I could see it being for other Apparently apparently inside the room The production were gagging because like there were the smell of cum was so Like there was so much cum that it was like that's I didn't think I've never thought about that. That's disgusting But like having that a hundred need deep in the cum sister And like did they all not She was I saw her saying in the the Twitter clip that uh, she knows some of the guys were like she was cutting them off I for like two minutes. He's like it said five in the DM and she was like, yeah, come on You gotta go get out here. So some of the guys didn't come as I'm assuming

Your guy 45 and you just get to like wet your pen Alright get out of here. That's not you feel the breeze on your wet penis That would be funny just mashing your half-heart bird into this lady for two minutes. Yeah, what am I doing? Yeah, no one talks about how the hundred guys are equally as problematic. Yeah as a lady Do you think I obviously being anywhere in the 90s would suck but I think being guy 100 would probably rule You're there when they like pop the confetti Yeah, that's Trying to like Someone has to call that there's got to be a guy walking in like flicks a cigarette on the ground on the ground. I go last. I always go last. This is my 45th one. It's like a marathon bumper sticker on his car. It's like 100. I love being guy 100. Century man, baby. Yeah,

that's kind of like insane to be like, yeah, I'm going to sign up and do that. I'm going to be like the 40th guy or first lead off you know it's gotta be nice I would say maybe when she gets her second wind around like in the low 70s that's probably a nice spot you know she gets a little bit of you can see the light at the end yeah her eyes widened oh apparently her eyes were sore there they were coming on her eyes yeah apparently her eyes were sore from just they were laden with this is crazy. Jackie. She submitted herself to like al-qaeda like Ideal right about sound I'm not sounding like you know much trying to ring like the moral alarm

But I'm like it's just not a good use of Resources they were doing a hundred in like the 80s They were doing 500 when I was a teenager. Yeah, okay, Howard Stern was having girls I think I think it was like in an hour. That was kind of the impressive part. No, it was time Oh, yeah, okay. I think it was in the Guinness book. I don't think At all, but they couldn't have been an hour because then it's like two minutes. I got two minutes Yeah, that's 200 minutes. It was one day one day 24 hours. Oh, so she ate like lunch Break anything a break like the union like you like they had to would have been a union The sandwich has been sitting for a while kind of like a room temperature hoagie should he use that rough like hand soap

I kind of like a room temperature hoagie should he use that rough like hand soap to wash Lava yeah lava soap with the granules Yeah, just mechanic grant no water just rubbing that shit on her eyes and just peels and falls off drawing your hands on newspapers. Oh Yeah, what a wide way to find out that's not for you Yeah, just speculate on that. Yeah, here's my thing. I'm like, I don't think any girl wants to have sex with 100 guys. I think most girls don't even want to have sex with one guy. Good guys.

Who are there every day. Yeah. Girls don't have sex with one guy. Love is mostly in love with their life. Now it's a hundred times. Yeah It calm father, I might show my wife that makes she had sex with one Maybe two more my friends

I'd be impressed if she have a hundred guys a hand job. I would say that's impressive and I salute you. Oh man. What is it more? It's more impressive than way more. She'd be like one of those like arm wrestlers with like one giant arm two at a time. Oh, just like bam, bam, bam. Yeah. Like public service, pure public service that I can get into. Yeah. You think the stroke locks in eventually and you're you're like three, four pumping guys. You can even, uh, you're talking like, like yeah, like how fast you making them come when you really get in your groove or a hypothetical woman Not you. Yeah, not me. Obviously never I'd be I mean Be in the building I mean at one point your arms would get so tired you wouldn't need like prosthetic assistance

You get like Robo brace you would have to start like using your legs, like just like hold it on your chest like. You wouldn't need the mech suit eventually. Come down with it. But yeah, that's a shame. That's a shame that that's become like a viable path. Yeah. Is it viable? No.

Only fans. We all know about it. Only fans is like, I've heard it's like, it's not that crazy for a young woman, a college-age woman to be like, yeah, we'll start an OnlyFans, you know, kick some money up on the side. Yeah. That's gotta be fun floating that out there to your like existing, like when you start promoting it and it's just like people, you know, they're just like, uh, like you flipping the coin and whether they'll check it out, you know?

Yeah. That's gonna be uncomfortable. Yeah. Making flyers for that'd be pretty fun. 100 are barking outside. You're doing the soft core on Instagram and should be like check out, you know, go to my link tree, you know, yeah, oh boys, you know, before it really catches on. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna I think you as a parent, you should be monitoring that shit into the early 20s

and putting kind of like a kibosh on that you see but I think it's our burner accounts I guess it's like no having sex with a hundred guys yeah no no paper play yeah you got to kind of like massage the idea of how gross that stuff is and how non-respectable it is early on and yeah would you be DMing them too you know would you be sending DMs like because I you know in IT this was like security testing where we would like send a phishing attack to an employee to see how they react So would you pop in the girls DMS and just be like, you know, damn you like you look so Just seeing how they responded. Yes. Yeah, they know here's what I would do I would hire some sort of like cyber attacker guy to take their

Basically like their content and switch it out with me like taking dumps on stuff And jerking off You guys like jerking off I would just blast. I would just pee I would jerk off Like the seventh grade special yeah, you fucking sicko creeps like this Yeah, you got to knock that stuff off early man and again, I don't want to say like purely like from you know Moralistic terms before it was like it thought to be disgusting to marry for sexual attraction Mmm, that's crazy like you know it was it dude in the Puritans thought and like in England and like the late 1800s they were like oh, he is horny for his wife

Yeah, you gotta do that shit for property and status. Exactly. It was just upholding the state. You would just have to, a man and a woman would just be like, fuck. Damn, would you get in trouble if you like, smacked your wife's cheeks? Oh, it was unheard of, it was crazy.

Really? Yeah. Oh man. Yeah, I read a- Like if she walked by and you were like, damn. Oh bro, yes. It's over. You had to basically ignore each other.

The more you ignored each other, the better So you're you're dancing around the campfire to the violin music and you're grabbing your wife's tush and the entire village just turns On you and shreds you they rip you apart. They would just be kind of like Mmm, very very lowbrow. You guys should be just there just to put on his crops That's what he's getting up to around here. I think that's going on? I think that was more like the aristocrats. I think if you were like, they had like, apparently they thought back then it was bad to give, the English aristocracy thought that it was bad for children to eat fruit. So the guy, who's that mathematician guy?

Bertrand Russell. I read some of his articles. I would have never guessed that in a million words. Bertrand Russell. Who's that mathematician guy? Remember Bert guy Bertrand Russell? He wrote Prince of Mathematica? I'm in white head. All right. Yeah He's doing that you can't don't give me high and yeah do this conversationally. Are you trying to humiliate me my brother? He wrote Prince of Pia Mathematica with a white head They're the guys who wrote a math book where, like, I think, like sixty pages explain one plus one. He was on some like high level. Yeah,

he but he claimed well, he was one times one. He was claiming they did like one plus one because they wanted math. What did they think that equals to two? But they want to prove it because math here's a problem with math. It's funded. It's they want it to be purely like logical, but math is founded on axioms that are unprovable and that pissed them off. They're like this. I can't stand that either dude. We want this shit to be. Yeah. We want this to be like perfectly logical, no faith because they were like, you know, they're big atheist types. They hit with the one plus ones. Yeah. They're like, one plus

one is two, but we're going to show you exactly why without, you know, people are like right on. But he, but my whole point was he wasn't allowed to have apples when he was young. You're spinning me out because I recently I got I got into like a high tailspin about not knowing anything about math. Yeah. And so I don't know, really, because I only now fixated on like learning something about it. That's what I think I'm going to start with geometry. Well, I started with an introduction to geometry video on YouTube. Nice. Okay. Well, I was shaky start really because that's where the crazy that's where the proofs are.

No, I was good geometry. I'm terrible at algebra like like borderline. It's all the same like you know what? Yeah, when geometry gets into the proofs, I'm out. I knew him dude. I don't know how I knew him I might be the son of Pythagoras. I Somehow they asked me answered like questions of the proofs and I beg oh, it's that maybe I would just I just fucking knew It was weird like how some people got that Genghis Khan blood Enough I got like a B in geometry without really trying and I just the proofs were like weirdly self-evident Oh, I tried hard but algebra Terrible. I'm not looking forward to algebra.

You're good at algebra. Yeah. Yeah. I started this geometry video and I figured, here's what I was thinking. I'm going to click on this. They're going to go, hey, welcome back to learning math as an adult. Yeah. I thought they were going to give me like maybe circle and square.

They're going to go, all right, you know, circle and square. Let's start with like maybe the Pentagon, maybe trapezoid, maybe that kind of shape. Bro, they started with lines. I was like, oh, I forgot circle and square. Let's start with like maybe the Pentagon maybe trapezoid maybe that kind of shape bro They started with lines. I was like, I forgot all about lines I forgot all about not shapes at all. I forgot about rays and segments. I'm so fucked. They give you points? What oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And so yeah, I'm really worried. I'm gonna fail this YouTube and math test I'm gonna cram the night before. What's the test? I

haven't found the test yet. I have to take some sort of metric. Yeah, you got to take the test. I told Mary Jo about it, so she'll hold me to it. Yeah. Make sure I get math. You'd be nice man. It'll be. I've thought about doing something similar where I'm like, cause I am deeply embarrassed and like, you know, my kids are getting older. I have to help them with their homework. And I'm like, I'm so bad at math that I I've thought about just like taking a refresher or hiring like a math tutor That'd be kind of nice Decent who's saying I was good at math, but we we really start as a family We started doing this elevate game

It's like app where has these different brain games some of them are are speaking, some of them write, and some of them are math. And every time the math one shows up, like I kind of like slink away as my wife and son take over. Really? Yeah. Why? I thought you were the math guy though. Well no, Ansley is, I am like a math guy amongst idiot comedians. You got good grades, she's a professional. Do you know what I mean? Like in a certain world I can be the math guy. When I'm at home I am the language man. Like my wife and son are the math people we call it when me and my daughter's call them the White ones and we're the blacks to the white ones of the math She was like man dad the white ones are tripping upstairs Damn that's hilarious

the yeah, I You know what is cool about math though that the universe is structured according to mathematical principles or we're no I thought we applied that To it. I don't know man. It's like it's chicken and egg thing. We don't know it. I think it's I think it's real I don't know music the universe is just doing its thing and we're like lining We're putting graph paper on and tracing it and we look like fucking idiots I don't know because here's the thing that music exists There's a mathematics to music kind of and like scales and everything and that's the inherent in the universe We apply that and you can and you can take that and apply it to other things.

I'm out of my depth already, but I know that the mathematical principles that are in music, you can use it to create other forms of visual art. Yeah, you can. And it has the same sort of like. You can create visualizers. Are you talking about Winamp visualizers?

No, okay, now you're talking about like, okay. I don't know. I just think that's sick. It's like there there's a Yeah, well, I think math has to be real because if you can calculate like the distance in like land precisely as that means the exterior Corresponds to the mathematical principles. I'm out but is Is the universe structured around that or is it something that we use because it's as close to as accurate as possible to Contextualize the universe around us. This is where quantum physics

Yeah, no, I don't are we in a simulation now that it makes a fucking difference for me, man I don't know what I'm saying. Well, it pumps me up It doesn't make a difference where it pumps me up to be like a sick math is baked in the universe. It's cool Just you prefer if that's true like a sequence likeibonacci sequence, like how look at this, a shell, the way a shell spirals. It's just fun. It's just more evidence of design. Yeah. I don't like the idea of living in a randomly created

universe, and I just don't believe in it. OK. So that's all. That's all. I'm indifferent to it. I'd be OK with it, I guess. What, a randomly created universe? Yeah.

How so? I don't know. You don't want a loving creator? I would love a loving creator.. Yeah, how do you how so I don't know you don't want a loving creator I would love a loving creator. That's great So you know it can't be a different but even he even he could have like this could be a minecraft world for him Where it's just like a different like seed generator You know what I'm sure well you think a loving creator would make the world based on math and make like 99% of the people not be able to understand it

And that's the fun of the I don't think yeah, we probably were never supposed to worry about it He's probably just like why they fucking that's true monkey around in the server room. Yeah Like why yeah, why are you doing that? Yeah, that'd be really annoying. Yeah Yeah, I was reading about Irish immigrants in like the early nineteen hundreds and like dude, they're they really their lives sucked it terrible. Yeah, I think everyone before or after they got here both both just getting over here is not like not being able to eat and when was this the twenty thirties? Yeah, so yeah is when my family got here. Did they really? Yeah, it was like a big deal

like the dude the dad would actually like bring home his wages and not drink them away and they'd be like We can have toast and jam and eggs and like the whole house would be so fucking pumped Yeah, I wish I could get that pumped on toast and jam and eggs. I like you. I'm happy I'm about to be with your family. I never I don't think I've ever known this raw Irish garage Yeah, and you love toast and jam. I do love toast and jam actually Yeah, but are you getting I'm still eating English muffins with butter and jelly and being very happy about it That is nice careful though. Do what you guys is a C1. Do you have diabetes? Why are you pondering that question?

I Thought you have something like that or gout or something I was doing with gout some some gout shit shit for a while, but I I'm sorry mom. I was doing with some gout like symptoms for a while and I got it under control What happened what was what was triggering it I mean you know I crushed doughnuts like every night that do gout But not so that I'm like so mystified by this because the a1c is when you're that's like the diabetes stuff Yeah, that's the percentage of your blood cells that are coated in a delicious frosting. Yeah, mine are at five point seven percent Okay, what if you get to six point like three, you officially have died. I was just eating a very rich diet for a little while because it's like it wasn't just the doughnuts, but I was

also kind of addicted to grocery store fried chicken and I was eating that. Do I was like crushing it in my car like eating a whole thing before I got home so like I could throw it away. My wife was starting to get a little worried about how much grocery store fried chicken I was eating. Really? Yeah.

What do you think? I go through these things as well. What do you think kind of like pushes you into these like obsessive kind of like eating things? I knew it was a grocery store sheet cake for a while. Yeah, that was a phase. That was a bad one sheet cake for a while. Yeah, that was a phase. That was a bad So crazy I escaped that one with no real symptoms of anything, but have you checked your a1c? That's my question No, I want all my friends get their a1c checked cuz you don't know nobody guys

Do you have a place we go after this? Yeah quest diagnostics. You just go fuck get our a1c checked right now I feel like that's that's the problem like once you're black and find out you have diabetes it all goes downhill No, you can turn it around. It's it's like easily. That's what I just turn it right every time I feel like things are getting out of hand. I just turn it around true. I just I don't need to I don't look I'm not fucking with numbers. I'm not a math guy bad true. I just Look guys, I just want you guys to not have diabetes. I couldn't believe I had a free dive I feel was like blown away. I don't even honestly. I don't even believe in diabetes You say it's a sign up. It's definitely not I guess it leads it leads to like every pot it fucking destroys you

I guess I feel like if you're a person that gets diabetes then it's like you're already fucking everything else up Anyway, no, I think like I think literally like one out of every three people is like close to pre-diabetic in America That can't be I swear to God it's like something ridiculous is like and it causes like a whole host of other problems like your eyes get fucked up So what are the times why we need European soda and candy? That's what we they're not getting that's what we like we are That's true. They're pumped. They're ruining our snacks the snacks. Oh, yeah, you're a big junk food guy. Yeah. Well, how do you feel about my ha? What's my make America healthy? I like it. I need to be controlled. I need my portions picked for me to 38% of people are pre diabetic. Yeah. Pre diabetic. Yeah, dude. It's it's and if you don't realize

it, it just kind of sneaks up. You're just all your hemoglobins are getting coated in sugar more and more and then you know they get sharp dude No, but I had no fucking clue, but what was what is a fiddle? What did you have to change to fix this don't eat carbs anymore? I just how much cereal at night were you eating not a lot? Oh, I was crushing sure I was crushing cereal here and there but I was more so Portion monster and I was like, I don't really eat sweets that much But then I like I like it was running through it the other day and I'm like oh yeah

we'll get a sweet thing every time I was in the grocery store anytime they're in my house I would eat all of them also I was eating a lot of sweet. So type 2 diabetes is when your body doesn't make enough insulin to deal with the sugar intake? I don't know I think that insulin finally comes into play I have yet to research insulin but what I would the the one number one marker they give you is what percentage of your red blood cells are coated in glucose Yes, like they have literally like a sugary coat like coating on the outside and then like those sugar I think like sugar that whatever that is a glucose certain like molecules are like sharp and crystal like so then they're kind of Slashing all your veins as they're moving through your body

That's why like diabetics get like fucked up like watching your eyes get fucked up P after a while I think that's what is I think like insulin is what takes the glucose and make turns it into energy So you're not gonna use it Yeah And if you're getting too much glucose then your insulin is like you know like like all the pies are coming down the conveyor belt And they can't handle all the glucose yeah, that's when diabetes type two. That's something like that Yeah, just fucks you up It's just like all I just have sugar just rushing through your veins and cutting your veins and you get all jacked up as rules actually

What do you guys think about the you this the hunk murderer guy oh Yeah, CEO. Do you think I guess it was him right? He was a patsy. What do you think? I don't know. I'm She's murder. I'm worried about the eyebrows in the in the surveillance photo all that mugshot I did see those match up That's why I'm holding off on having any kind of like emotional reaction to it because I want to know if this is the real Guy or not if it's really him and they called him. That's an interesting outcome You know if there's a whole story is straight and they'd and they didn't like make up a manifesto and planted on him

Yeah, yeah, that's a crazy target though because you would think like I don't know it's like don't they usually pick like lunatic kind of Like I guess he did kind of lose his mind. You know he disappeared for a few months after getting into psychedelics I guess I'm basing this all just like tweets about him for sure That's all any of us have but it was his his back hurt. Apparently, that's the one thing A lot of people are lionizing him and it's like I get it. I do get understand why but it's like if the back Theory is true and his back hurts so bad that he girl spaz and shot a guy That's where I'm kind of like, yeah, I don't know if we should totally prop this up back pain is like that though Yeah, I was always emotional just very emotional. Yeah, you can't go around shooting people cuz your back hurts

Yeah, and you're like a like weep in your bed and call your wife as she Disappointingly talks to you. Yeah, but what I just had that a couple days ago I follow another Twitter account that says you should never ever emotionally make yourself available to your wife and never eat her pussy. I Saw that too. Did you see I saw that looks like it's written by a lady Yeah, never eat her pussy. It was like a Tristan Tate tweet. No, there's like an account I follow of like a picture of like a lady just being like don't eat your wife's pussy She'll never respect you every time I like I always like that stuff off But that's crazy because that might be the moments where I feel most respected

I know that is if I do like that that outcome where it's like you have to absolutely Dominate women at all time. It's just a funny. I just don't know makes me laugh I'll tell those guys that aren't married though. They're saying this shit Well, you're full for having even done it. They're Tristan Tate would tell you your full right face. You're fucking fool, dude Oh, he's got a lot of money Man, I defer to you man. You've got definitely something figured out. I don't know you might go to jail for sex trafficking Mmm, that's the that's the that's the game you play though. True. Yeah. Yeah, you got your money down if you want to get in Yeah, either get a wife or sex traffic. That's the move That's a hard that's a hard penalty right there because like you're getting so much pussy that you're like busting it in that sex trafficking

Yeah, like anytime you transport pussy across state line. Well, you have to mislead them That's the key you can you can move all the pussy you want in the world But you if you trick them, so they that's all I ever did to get pussy like yeah, come over and chill This is true it is it is I don't watch you know this is true. It is it is you know the office Yeah, that is a slippery slope you have to trick them and move them across state lines That's trafficking you can prove it was a nasty trick what percentage of consensual sex. Do you think is trick? like 95 At least initially do me and my we've been together for 25 years still to this day

I feel like I have to trick her to have sex really yeah, what's the number one trick? What would you would you say like you do he paints a big tunnel on the wall? Gigantic cartoon bump on her head like bursty down on a plate I've learned that I have like one. I was like talking to my wife about this yesterday we went for a nice walk, and we're just talking about her monthly cycle and Yes, and she was explaining to me. She's like yeah I'm like fuck the week before my period the week during I'm like whatever the week after I'm like Furious and then I have what I'm like so you have three bad weeks out of the month mmM

She gave it then I'm really horny on that fourth week. I'm like, yeah, it's so sick Yeah, let's go. We have like we have is like one glorious week. Yeah, it's so tight, dude Yeah, I'm so so juicy for me and nice to me most of my trickery Involves trying to make her think that I'm not constantly Thinking about banging. Yeah banging and then and then she can eventually my he's been good my yeah true it builds up my thing is I'll be like I don't even want to have sex I just want to like feel our your body let's just cuddle for a while naked and then you go what's that skin to skin yeah I'm a big skin to skin and then

naturally you're like yeah that was already a large anyway a large part about dubious tactics. Yeah, let's just kiss And I just like nuts on my face on your face That's all I wanted but I think I think the rules don't apply to wives like you get your wife can be just like blacked Out drunk and it's like any judge would be like take what you're sir It's your property sir, I think they made some progress on that door I think there's a lot of like not for a while just for students. I think they made some progress on that door. I think there was a lot of like just for students. I think That's the universe I've been seeing a healthy number of like am I the asshole on reddit or it's like I accused my hostman of sexual assault because he Took me when I was blacked out or something. But usually the woman comes home hammered is like

You're gonna be like get off me you drunk bitch. You're gonna're gonna be like alright. I'll have sex stop sucking my dick fine I guess I'll have sex with you right now. Yeah, while you're in it. You know your inhibitions are lowered and I can touch your bottom But yeah, they're shitty she's like passed out. Don't be a pig Sure, you can you know let her rest man. She had a long day Yeah, a long day let her rest and then guilt her in the morning be like Supposed to have sex. I love you hanging last night. I was too drunk It is I I dude. I don't like when women are drunk to be honest no no at all Yeah, you don't like their behavior. I just don't like it man. I don't like it my grandfather was right

He told me when I was a young man. He says nothing worse than a drunk woman. I tend to agree I tend to agree. It's a fucking liability. They're a hazard. Yeah, a drunk woman is a genuinely a hazard They're out of control. They already have to be monitored at all times Like I feel like I feel like most women should walk around wearing a helmet at all times women helmets would be Women helmets just general padding Yeah, true they get hurt Building structures around them Nothing worse dude, I

Magoo like flip it around trying to keep mr. Magoo safe. I'm such a low tolerance. There's something I'm working on I've such a low tolerance for the Alche's like if my wife like bumps her so her knees like oh They're like you're fine. You're alright get up come on. You're fine. I don't know why it makes me so mad I'm like that's not that bad. Yeah, why don't you try paying attention to where you're going? It's ridiculous. You know it really sets me off is if I if I banging into something really loud like I'll hit my head on like a ceiling fan or something and Never had that problem. I have some love ceiling fans, that was a bad example.

But I'll bonk, right? And then I'll, I get a really sick feeling in my stomach because I know she's going to, without coming to me, she's gonna go, are you okay? And that makes me madder than anything else in my marriage. And so now the joke around the house is if I stub my toe or something, everyone takes a deep breath and goes, I'm fucking fine.

It's the worst. Are you OK? Shut the fuck up. My shit is throbbing right now. Oh, what happened? Nothing. Although, to be fair Almost anything that is like low enough for butterly to hit his head on he will make contact with that at some point

Yeah, do you have very poor vision an enormous head and slightly above average height you know it's a recipe for disaster Yeah, it does suck stop in your toe okay fuck off shut the fuck up am i okay yeah I'm okay my wife is big let me see it let me see it yeah like no no let me I didn't know fucking don't touch me get off me let me see it I got to see it like no and without fail she'll tweak whatever it is and I'm like that fucking hurt. Why did you do that? No! Get the fuck off me. It's not a dial. Get off of me.

It doesn't need peroxide. Stop. Chaps my ass. They need ice. They don't need fucking ice. Yeah, I don't know if I ever used Neosporin before my wife started healing me. I will say it is miraculous what it does to a cut. You put Neosporin, it's calling the next day.

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So let's make some picks for the games on that day. I like Anthony Edwards to score more than 26 points on Christmas Day. And yes, against the Mavs. I don't know if you know about that. But I mean, Luca and those guys, they swept them last year. Did they? Yeah, they they fucking swept them last year. So, you know, he's going to want to show up.

He's going to be hungry. So be hungry. He's going to show up with the spotlight. He's not going to let some fucking white boy fuck up his Christmas. Exactly, dude. That's bullshit. He's going to want the spotlight on him. But I mean, dude, the football games are pretty good, too. Yeah, Steve Steelers.

I'm excited about that. I like the Steelers defense to shut down Patrick Mahomes. I you know what, Matt? On I don't know. I was going to say that I was going to that was going to shut down Patrick Mahomes. I you know what, Matt? On I don't know. I was going to say that I was going to that was going to be my pick as well. But picking less on this project. We're going to be asking us on 239. Thirty nine. Yeah.

But it is Christmas. The boy might have to put on a show for us. I know. I know. Although they haven't been able to protect him very well, and hopefully a healthy T.J. Watt gets home. I'm gonna go less. You're gonna go less. Patrick Mahomes passing you. How about 239?

Do they have, what's his name's Travis Kelsey's numbers? No, they don't have Kelsey up here. I think, no they don't have any Kelsey. What do you think about less on my homes? I don't know. See what the number is, because I couldn't even could even guess why I would imagine Christmas and T. Swift's going to be there and he's going to put it, you know, it's going to show for his baby.

Pretty swift. That's going to pump you up if everyone's just slamming your mega famous girlfriend. You're like, I'll fucking show you. Yeah. I'll show you. You run a tight fucking poster. Yeah. Spike them all.

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Uh, one, it was me, Sidney and butterly. What episode is this going to? One. It was me, Sidney and butterly. Someone that we're going to talk. All right. Nice little stoner dads. Little stony dads. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we're going to toss it in. Well, you can probably just keep it rolling. We could just fuck it. We could just rip. What are you doing?

I just got it. I got in from getting my motherfucking massage. Oh, yeah, you just got your glands sucked. No, I wouldn't put it that way. I got my, I got my. But is it a guy or a girl? It's a girl. Happens to be if it were a guy, I didn't care. I was like, look, I'll take care of it.

If it was a guy. No, I do not. It would have. Fuck that. If it was a guy, I'm obviously I'm capping right now. If it was a guy, I wouldn't. I can't get it. Yeah, I would suck.

I mean, because your lymph nodes, you have one right on your hip. If I were't, I can't get a guy that's not like that. I mean, cause your lymph nodes, you have one right on your hip. If I were to, I don't need to like demonstrate, but it's like, I mean, hip is, Matt. You have them right there. So it's like, look, it's just my body. I didn't put my lymph nodes there.

You've got tubes there. You do. You do have some. You do. Dude, here, I want to give you, this is something I do want to, I actually wanted to bring to your attention. I have an idea for a live show.

I'm going to try to do it at the Cregan cave. I want to see what you think about this. Where I, so it's just like a, I wear the headset on stage, walk around and I would let the audience step up to the crowd, to a microphone, to ask questions. And I, it's a simple Q and a, but during the Q and A, I got to bust out a thousand pushups. So while people are asking questions, I'm just ripping pushups. And then I pop up and I'm like, You're through a thousand in an hour? Yeah, in an hour.

Can you rip a thousand in an hour? I'd have to prepare myself for that. But I do like the idea of having people ask questions and just ripping pushups on stage with a headset. And then as they finish their questioning, I can pop up and just be like, I'm glad you asked and then answer the question to the live audience. Bro, that's so hard. I start preparing myself for it. But I mean, it's really, you know, it's 110 times in an hour. So I, if I practice, I think I could bust it out. And I think you can get now in an hour? Not a lot right now, I'm pretty weak, but I could start doing modifiers on stage.

If I started doing modifiers, they'd count. It's better if you're not prepared. It's significantly better if you end up getting like 48 push-ups in an hour. You're totally gassed. The thought of just like doing physical exercises in front of a live audience while people ask you questions is maybe, I don't know why I totally guessed the thought of just like doing physical exercises in front of a live audience while people ask you questions is me. I don't know why it makes me laugh.

It is very funny. So you're thinking like a Ben Shapiro owning kids. No, it's not. I wouldn't push ups. It would just be a free form Q and A. So there's no nothing, no thing driving it around. I don't want to argue. I don't want to fight and fuss with people. It would just be, they could ask whatever question they want, bring up any.

I think you're going to want to direct it. You're going to fight and fuss with people. It would just be, they could ask whatever question they want, bring up any topic. I think you're going to want to direct it. You're going to want to find some topics. Yeah, you think so? Cause if it's just fucking Q and A, they're going to be like, how do you come up with your material? Although that's funny if you're doing a pushup. That's that actually, you know what?

You're totally right. Cause I did a Jeremiah walk in standup on the spot recently and people would just be like tires, talk about tires. I can't do stand up about that. True. I would just be doing pushups with people going, Shane. I'd be like, yeah, dude, fuck yeah. I'm coming back, dude.

There's such babies, dude, I'm coming back. The babies are falling, I think the babies are falling off. Yeah, the babies, there's still, there's a couple babies. I got on Twitter and a guy was, he was being a baby. Don't go on X dude. I was, I get depressed every time I go on, like instantly, instant depression every time I go on. Yeah, it's, I go on X and I've been trying to find out

about the drones and there's nothing, you can't find out anything. Dude, I tried to do that. I was like, yep, I'm on the news. I'm watching the news. This is all I'm doing. And I just scrolled, I did the death scroll on accident. It's like, do you feel like schizophrenic when you get off?

Yeah, I watched I watched a bunch of Muslims guys stone a guy to death. Fucking horrific. My my algorithm is like secrets. Women don't tell men. And I read those threads nonstop. I like that. I don't like that. There's the babes of babes and found their way back into my algorithm. I don't know what happened You're kind of nice. I don't like that. There's the babes have, babes have found their way back into my algorithm.

I don't know what happened. Babes are back? Babes are back on the menu, dude. I get those and I get like, there's a new accounts that take like Andrew Tate type teachings, but it's like, they pretend it's from a hot lady and it's like a weird kind of digital Femdom. You can get, you can get like red- pilled through like a fake hot lady being like, never eat a woman out.

Women never respect you if you do that. There they must submit. It's pretty sick. So I mean, it's from a hot lady saying that I could just be an Indian guy, but it is it's the pictures of hot ladies. That's all you need. Sometimes you need an Indian guy. You know what I mean? Sometimes there's things in the Indian that can do that, you know. True. This is true.

Nobody can work my spot like a fucking Indian guy on the Internet. I'm telling you, I got an Indian guy all deep in my head right now. Just pretending to be a girl, just telling me all the stuff I got to do to maintain frame. And I'm like telling myself it's from like a hot lady telling me this. And I'm just like, how are you? Do you know what else you have to do to maintain frame other than not eat, not go down on them?

Never eat the bugs. On India, that's no offense to them. That's gotta be a pretty fucking easy rule to follow. True. I know a little oral going on over there. I doubt. Yeah, I doubt. Although, dude, I don't know, man, if you put me in the swirl of that, dude, I mean, just as vibrant, just vibrant spices and stuff, I could like get.

Yeah, you get used to it. I get, I could just get totally lost in the swirl of that, dude, I mean, just as vibrant, just vibrant spices and stuff, I could like get used to it. I get, I could just get totally lost in the dizzying aromas. Speaking of dizzying aromas, I got, I got, it's easy to be, you know, xenophobic when you get in an Uber and it smells. Yeah. But I can fight through that. I'm like, all right, whatever. It smells weird.

That's fine. I got in a fat Uber. Stink, dude. Yeah. And did they complain the whole time? Did they complain or they silent? I was weird. That's fine. I got in a fat Uber. The stink did. Yeah. And did they just wait the whole time? Did they complain or they? No, I was I was so close to the bar.

It was a battle of fats complaining. I got in the backseat. Hmm. Hmm. I didn't say anything, but I was close to putting the window down, which would have been I feel like too mean. 20 degrees outside. It would have been warranted to be like, dude, you fucking you kind of state.

You're stinking. Smelled terrible. It is nice, though, because if I get a fat Uber driver, it's easy to tip them in. I just I don't know. I like to get them kind of complaining a little bit. So all you got to do is be like, the fuck is that guy? And it'll just start a fat complaints. Yeah, it's like a fucking.

Fat complaining. fat complaints. Try like a fucking. Complaining spaz. They are quick to hit the complain but. I'd be complaining if I think for real. If you're carrying all that extra stress on your joints, it's like, yeah, that's like a serious form of just kind of like stress

reduction. You just got to start to complain. Like, fucking. Yeah. And then driving driving Uber's tough and then. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're only getting fatter every day. Yeah. So you're just kind of. But anyway, guys smelled the fat smell destroys American fat smell.

We got to stop complaining about Indian smelling. Yeah. They have nothing on our American fats. Yeah, true. American fat has like a chemical component to it. It's like, it's no, there's no. It was like vaginal. Oh, so bad.

Yeah, it's like fish. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, what else is going on? Not much, dude. Just fucking. That's all I have to report. I got a new with a fat guy. That's good. Stinky fat. Fat smell, for real is I would do.

I would do the streets of Calcutta any day over like a hard even like a vague fat smell that I'm like, he's going. Yeah. I've been looking for the drones. I've acute my eyes filled out here. Talk to talk to an alien guy. How to go sick, you know, it was a pure happenstance. I was like, yeah, I'll talk to an alien guy. How'd it go? Sick, dude. I it was a pure happenstance. I was like, yeah, I'll talk to an alien guy, James Fox. He did.

Like, he was actually a big time alien guy. I didn't know he was like he did like multi ton of documentaries he sold to like different networks. Fucking blew my mind, dude. He was talking about, you know, about Camp Penis in Brazil. Camp Penis. It's Camp Penis. It's Camp Penis in Vagene, Brazil. I swear to God. Camp Penis is in's Camp Penis in Vagina Brazil.

I swear to God. Camp Penis is in Vagina Brazil? It's a Vagina, or something like Vagina Brazil. And dude, he was talking about the UAPs and he just hit the fucking Camp Penis and I was like, hold up, bro. What? What the heck? It's my Banas.

But yeah, he was a man. People fucking grabbed the, this like alien craft crashed in Brazil and this guy tried to touch the alien to like bring him down. And two people who touched the aliens died according to James Fox. I'm told, I mean, he got, I was, I went in UAP, a totally agnostic and now I totally believe dude, the truth is definitely out there somewhere. Yeah. The truth is out there.

So yeah, the UAPs are having a moment right now. That's what I'm all about. Just people having moments. Lamar is having a moment right now. Why? What Lamar did? He did KT. Lamar did KT.

Oh, nice one. And it went where? Uh, only two weeks ago. Is it on air? Is it on YouTube? I mean, yeah, it's on YouTube and the dude, dude, a guy went on there with, just his hair was so fucked up. It was, it was funny.

He was doing the straight, like grade school comb down, but he was losing it. So it was just like lines that he then took like some sort of marker mascara to like cover the shot. Dude, and he was like, he walked out and people literally laughed. It was a mothership full of people laughed on site. Still had no idea.

He's no clue. He's just like, oh, okay, cool. And he starts doing his jokes. And then we just started, you know, we're just like fucking with him. And then Tony convinced him to shave his head. So he actually shaved his head in between the things and he looked great. He came out. It was like a really nice moment

for like, you know, that you're like, you're on that show. It's just dudes. It's just guys getting like just beaten down. It kind of wears on. That guy got fucking Queer Eye. Yeah, he got Queer Eye on Kill Tony. You'd look so much better like this. He totally did. And it was dude, it was like totally, it was, I, you know, I'm like, okay, I can't really see it obviously because I'm straight as hell, but it's like, he was so right. He was so right. And it was like a nice moment where I think he like changed this guy's life.

And then the dude, he was like, yeah, come back in a month. We'll check back in with you. The dude signed up for the very next week. So you know, those episodes don't air right away. So he comes out, gets in the bucket pool, which, you know, it was just, everyone's like, I was rigged, but it's like, why would he pick that guy twice? Cause it didn't, it didn't air. So no one knew what this guy was talking about.

So he was just like, by the way, too, after he was on kill Tony changes it, uh, his Instagram to like whatever his name is on kill Tony. So it's like, it's just like his whole life now. Graham to like whatever his name is on Kill Tony. So it's like, it's just like his whole life now. And like he comes out on Kill Tony the next week, beating like one to 300 odds. And just as like talking about his shaved head and the whole crowd's like,

what the fuck are you talking about? Cause he's not really funny at all. He just completely blew it. So Lamezi was holding it down. He did good. Lamezi was having a moment, dude. He did that. He was holding it down. He did good. Let me just have a moment, dude. He did that. He was on standup on the spot.

Let me see. He is totally having a moment right now. Good. Yeah, it's good to hear. He better hurry up because he's got to move out. I get home. You got to put the boulder behind him, dude. Yeah, it's common.

It's common soon. But yeah, I got to do a bar. Yes. Billy broke his leg. What'd you soon. I got to do a bar. Yes. Billy broke his leg. What did you say? I got to do a bar crawl tonight. Billy broke his leg skateboarding. Not my fault. So, yeah, dude, there's a lot of.

I'm going to be sick. I'm a little jealous. Bar crawl will be sick. I have my plans. Eat a weed gummy to slow myself down, but we'll see. I'm here by myself in this haunted fucking house. You're by your lonesome. Yeah, my lady went home for a couple of days.

I'm just here in this fucking spooky house. Yeah, I'm afraid the entire time I'm here. Yeah, dude, I was scared the whole time. I'm so scared the entire time. He told me it was fucking like other room. It is haunted. I was fucked up until you like. I was so scared. It'sian is haunted. I was fucked up until you like, I'm so scared. It's an old house.

I look outside. There's the front porch is right here. So you can just walk. Somebody walks. I think I see people the entire time. I'm looking out my window. Dude, you might have a six sense. Knowing curious, Bruce keys. The only cure is a couple of brewski's.

I like fucking ghosts are real. Fuck. I was talking shit. You're like it as a couple of bruskies. They're like, fucking ghosts are real. Fuck, I'm sorry. You're like an old farmer on his plot. It's so scary. I don't fuck with old houses. I don't like them, man. They freak me out.

I don't like old houses. I like them when someone else is here. True. Yeah, that's kind of nice. By itself, it gets very spooky. Until they can grip by their ankles and ripped out of bed. You're like, dude, you got to go. You're a whole joke about that. Call blues. I'm a blues sleepover again.

That'd actually be a funny sketch to have paranormal activity, but the dude's too big and the ghost can't budge him. He's like, so he doesn't even wake up. He just farts in his sleep. And it goes, He doesn't even wake up. He just farts in his sleep. The ghost. Oh, look. Such jacking off.

And the laundry, the laundry is in the basement. And the fucking. Forget it. Original basement. It's scary. Forget it, dude. I don't have a basement in my house now, as they don't have a lot of, I guess, in Austin, they don't dig down for basically.

Yeah, they don't have basements. But my garage has become the basement. I got at the end of the night, check if the garage door shut. I get scared looking into my garage. And I get scared. There's definitely a guy fucking he's been waiting in here the whole time. I open the garage and it's like, you know, you just see stuff in the dark. But I hear you.

Yeah, I took a shower last night. I was terrified the entire time. So I heard stuff like six different times that I heard. Dude, I'll just be sitting here playing Xbox and pause the game and go. All right. I go back to playing. I got to I got to get back to Austin. I'm ready. Yeah, it'll be sick, man.

That's a be right in time for the chilly weather right into the warm. That's fine with me. Yeah, I'm excited. It is. Yeah, excited to have you back at the driving range with Gerbys and O'Connor today. Now, it's a golf balls is nice.

That is not easy. Is a golfer. It's very fun. He's good. He's a bagger. Yeah, he's good. He is better than he's helping Chris. Was he really? Yeah, Chris is Chris is just naturally good at it. He's good. He's a he's a beggar. Yeah, he's good. He is better than he's helping Chris. Was he really? Yeah, Chris is Chris is just naturally good at it. Chris is dumbass and like TJ Maxx and bought

like a golf outfit to go to the driving range. Why? He's wearing a fucking glove. What? He bought a golf glove. He's got glove money now, dude. It's crazy. That glove money. It's season two money came in. That does. I see's got glove money now, dude. It's crazy. He's got that glove money. Season two money came in.

That does. I see him as a glove guy, though. That suits O'Connor. Driving gloves. Popped collar, fucking fleece. I was wearing this. I was wearing an Eagles hoodie and a sweatpants. O'Connor, he decided to really just kind of get into his whiteness today. Yeah, it's not hard. It's not hard to get him in there.

He's a New Englander, dude. You know what I mean? It's three quarters. It golf club. And Gurbans fucking country clubs right across from like a horse, like an equestrian fucking thing. So there's horses outside and it was very white. It was a very white tank. You got to join the equestrian club and just menace him on the horse while he golfs. Just booting his shirt off and just be like, don't miss. Yeah. Watching Gerbi's be actually good at golf pissed me off.

Dude, you get, if you just got the gallop by him on a fence, like, who? Move peasant. off. Dude, you get if you just got the gallop by him on a fence like, who? Yeah, the way. Yeah, move. Peasant. I like to make fun of those country clubs, the poor country clubs. He's like, you want to go to my course or the other course? I'm like, I would never go to your course, dude.

It's for poor people. She's actually pretty nice. It's so yeah, but it's so funny to tell someone they belong to a poor country club. So bad. It's like, Oh, that one has kind of a poor country club. Yeah. It's a poor people country club. He's like, it's the only one that led Jews in for a while.

Oh, that's so great. Yes, but, you know, fuck, yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm truly excited to get back down there. Yeah, dude, enjoy, dude, enjoy the holidays and I'll be excited to have my fucking. I'm back to doing nothing. Like we finished yesterday was the first day without doing tires. And it was like, you know.

Yeah, just woke up, I jacked off. So my girlfriend wasn't here. Just jacked off. You needed that, dude. You needed a you needed a moment. It was great that just I haven't been able to treat myself in so long. I'm so fucking sick, dude. It's crazy.

You can take time off and blow your mind. You're like, dude, you know, you know, Warren rules that you see it so long. It's so good. off and blow your mind. You're like, dude, yo, porn rules. So good. If you take time off, it for real, like blows it. You get like seventh grade brain on porn. If you like, just really take time off. You're like, Oh shit. I think that lady's having an orgasm. Oh, yeah, it's pretty cool. She rolls.

I got that going for me. Nice, man. Other than that, dude, the big deal, the big deal for me is Friday heading out to Notre Dame. Dude, so I'm gonna be sick. And I'll have a guest with me. That'll be awesome. I'm excited.

I'll be there. We have a good squad going. I know. I think I'll be there at 4p be awesome. I'm excited. I'll be there. I have a good we have a good squad going. I know they'll be there for pay. OK, sick. Yeah, I might. I might already be over there. So sick. Yeah, I'm excited about it. It's going to be no name better not fucking lose to Indiana, dude. Oh, either way, I'm going to have my long undies on because it's going to be 17 degrees.

It's going to be so cold. Definitely long undies. And, you know, I'm excited, bro. I can't wait. It'll be fun. It is going to be really cool. And then the problem is if they win, that means, I mean, I got to go to the sugar bowl, dude. You'd have to.

If they win, I got to head down to New Orleans to watch the take on the Bulldogs. You'd have to. That would be actually sick as fuck. Georgia Bulldogs? Yeah. If they win, you might be good luck. You might be spending New Year's Day in NOLA. True.

All right. I'll let you go. All right, bro. Good talking to you, man. I'm going to get some dinner. And dude, it was great talking to you. And I'll have back my, you know, I'll be able to stop meeting people, which, you know, not my favorite thing to do in the world. I've had to meet people all month.

Not the best of that, but. 2025, we're back. It's just fucking. Can we put out like a best of one year this past? I'm telling you pieces of shit. We're good. We're covered. We're good until the new year, dude. Then we'll just fucking rip.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm super excited to get back to work with you in a professional manner. Exactly. And, dude, that's all I think about now. Let's just put out the best of again for this year, like the old one. Yeah, put out. Well, I don't know. Second edition. We should. Back then, they might not hold up.

True, true, true, true, true. I'm glad to hear the mayor's doing well. Gardini's in the diaper. Nate's doing well. Yep. Everybody's doing good. Yeah. Gardini's his heini's messed up, but I think he'll get through it. So I'll be all right. It's good.

He took care of it. I would have ignored whatever that problem was. Dude, if he got a cyst on his ass, it's something like that. Yeah, it's something bad. LaMare just had one of those. I had to. I've had them before, too. But everyone's getting this. I didn't have one. I didn't have one for a while.

I've cleaned up my. The mayor's burst in a fucking urgent care. And he said, yeah, it's a wake up call. You and LaMare's assholes are up to the same thing. You got to start switching it out. Figure something out. All right, bro. I'll see you, bro. Thank you, PricePix.

PricePix, thank you. Later, bro. Goodbye. Let's get back to Stunned Dance. You know, you're not actually supposed to use ice on injuries. Who said that? Like the guy that came up with the ice injury theory it was like like rest ice You know see our IC whatever that he recently came out and was like I was wrong about that What the inflammation that you get when you get an injury is actually your body like like the platelets are rushing to heal that injury You slow down. Yeah, so you don't want to you shouldn't be icing

Well, people were like fuck that dog were icing. We you know we've been doing this and it works And he's like hey never mind never mind. Just ice a little like this really oh But none of the ice is heat good then yes is bad in movement you're supposed to be supposed to heal things with like Warmth because that helps the blood rush and then movement of the thing so that it doesn't get stagnant in like like Atrophy or whatever else happens to my can't wait to tell my wife My wife's a big guy sir. I can't wait to be and then if neither killing our children It is in their brain It is in people like people when you tell them that they're like that's what you're saying is retarded Yeah, the same guy that told you the ice is saying he got it wrong. Yeah, he's wrong. Yeah

Fuck damn. I wonder if the hot shooter was trying ice and that's why his back wasn't getting Slowed down his platelets and had to shoot a guy about it Yeah, I'm so honest I don't know how I feel about it everyone is celebrating I'm and I'm like I get that but I'm like is that ultimately the best move to be like, yeah, dude Yeah, prop some shooters up. I didn't I didn't know much about the shooter at all All I like I kind of fixate on the fact that he got Away on a city bike really yeah, that was the thing and I was like damn city bike should use that in their advertising Like that is dude. He got like he it was a it was a citywide manhunt. Yeah for this guy

How did he do that without putting his credit card in I thought that'd be like the most traceable Like if you took a lime scooter away, they make yeah, there it is I feel like if the urban kids figured it out Yeah, they're able to hack the system. I feel like if you shot a guy and you're trying to flee for your life You think he was also wheeling against traffic the whole way Giant speaker in the basket. Yes, the city bike getaways pretty crazy Yeah But I think he's probably not the first guy to get away from a crime like you were saying on the city bike getaways pretty crazy. Yeah, but I think he's probably not the first guy to get away from a crime Like you were saying on the city bike, but I wonder how people hack those

That's kind of nuts people can hack lime scooters to you can hack a lime scooter and do burnouts on it That's cool knowledge. What do you need? Yeah, I need like a flipper zero or something for that I want to flipper zero so bad. What is that? It's like a little hacking device. You want to flip her zero It's a home in like hacking device and it like it can connect to like Bluetooth and like Wi Fi and like a bunch of other like, uh, like near field protocols and shit. And you can like reprogram. You can like take a hotel key and like duplicate it. What is that? How people break it? It has a physical key thing where you lay a physical key over it and then you can match up the notches on the little

interface on the device and then take That and get a key printed to replicate. Yeah, do you want to commit some felonies? That'd be cool or do some high-level crimes. I would like going into other people's hotel rooms Yeah, that would be great number one traveling with your boys Be so tight and really fucking with them. It's petty theft. Yeah, dude. You could go crazy Oh my god, imagine imagine pulling off a kidnapping prank on your boy in a hotel That would be so sick. That would just scare ultimate scare prank. I'm already would you go supernatural jump on him? It would be a JKSA Jksa

Just choke him let him pass out when they wake up fucking kidding, dude, I didn't fuck your ass Yeah, you're passing out right in fuck you. I just fucking jerk you I Jerked you a little bit just to make you believe. Yeah, that would be terrible I'm like always ready for that to happen in a hotel room get a little no, I already I'm just trust me. I'm taking care of that That's your right whistle you're already pre-jurts No one's getting me out of it I've completed myself but the Yeah, like I just hear like door slam and I always assume it's mine. I'm always like, huh? Yeah, I'm like ready for someone to try to bum rush me Do you ever have like the staff knock on your door that what bum rushing is like getting your butt rushed bum?

I don't know. It's a good question or maybe maybe your bums of the old you know bums of the old times Just rushing you yeah, huh yeah I think bums used to like World War Z people and just throw their bodies at an obstacle I wonder what is a bum yeah, I'm curious if it is like get your bum rushed I feel like that is the most dominant fear as a man like having anything penetrate your butt Yeah consensually for sure. I think it's a even consensually is a big fear among men, but yeah, I think the It's got to be a military term fight. Yes, okay be like B. U. M Something maybe yeah, okay, I'll show him all the fuckers coming

What's me Yes Probably in your book a bum started in the 1920s that was that was the Jack Black book were bombs I didn't talk about bum rushing But they should do a thing where they would take migrant farmers. They would like catch guys coming off of a Like getting onto a railroad from like working in like Utah for a summer farming And then you'd have all your wages for the entire season And they'd have like homeless there were caught like the hobos or like the tramps or they they called them Yagmen back then Yeah, just because the Chinese people when they saw homeless guys would call me heck

They called him egg men back then yeah, just because the Chinese people when they saw homeless guys would call him. Yeah And that really you go the Chinese people make kind of food and I'm like yeah, man Yeah, but they you know whatever but they would like catch people who work imagine working for a whole summer Having all your money from that summer and then a guide is coming into your like train cart being like give me your fucking dough I think that's all sure all travel. It was just like you very yeah You were outside of anyone paying attention and yeah, you have to worry about the highway men Exactly. And it will the railroad guys would be in on it, too Cuz they would team up with the bombs the bum would be like show me Give me let me in the room and I'll split it with you and then they would take all your money and just like you're

Like an immigrant farm hand they would just kick you off the next stop and you just end up in North Dakota with no money You're stuck back then you were like there was no start walking so go fund me That's just where you live from then on and you had to just like pray to God that you didn't die But you know, you know like the the Chinese um, they go knee guy No, I didn't know that you know about that. Yes, so they go they that's their own their own is is a knee guy So I'm wondering if like that phrase came from like Chinese people just being confused about black people And they just kept saying e God I didn't know that I knew they had a word that was close

Yes, it's their filler word when they're like, you know, they're trying to figure out behind you got me got me And then they when I finally get their word three times the Jeannie Shack Shack food, I love Shaq bro. Yo, I'm heavy. He's getting paid Papa John is crazy. He even doing the poverty. I still can't get over that He Papa John said the n-word next thing. I know Shaq just has like a million some of them That's crazy check Jeannie yeah What about what about the subway choking guy what do you think of that case the subway choking guy got uh, I don't know the Exact detail so what was he just so I saw the Black Lives Matter guy being like he was that clip

I will say it's very sad, but he was like they're gonna choke us for being loud sad but he was like they're gonna choke us for being loud. I mean bold words as the movie theater industry dies around. We need to do something about it. That was kind of great. I was like come on man. Yeah anything else. Politely turn in is that's not working. Yeah dude but I don't know what was the details was he threatening somebody was he like. I think you're on the train he said I'm ready to do. Everyone's been on the train? He said I'm ready to yeah Everyone's been on the public transportation with the guy that says I'm ready to die today And yeah, and then he was I think he he made the threats to everybody he identified himself as an immediate threat

Damn, and then the giga Chad jumped on his back and chucked him out held him I never I don't know if he ever actually took them out like he just held him there for a long time What and the struggle sort of like a white belt fucking spaz. Yeah. Hold on. So the guy died in a wrestling match? I mean, right after it. Well, you know that. From what, though?

I don't understand. Embarrassment from getting choked by a white guy? I don't think he got choked. Well, depending on who you ask on Twitter, it was either a combination of like drugs and hard living, or it was the guy strangle holding him for six minutes. Dude, there's a thing. So he was strangle holding. Yeah. There's a he was trying. Yeah

He had the rear naked choke not fully sunk Here's my thing if you're gonna go nuts on the subway, you gotta be rassled ready. Yeah Yeah, and it's like You know, I don't know it didn't shoot the guy he wrassled him, right? So it's like that is not great, but it's also like like dude Here's my thing if I if there's a homeless white guy who's being a dickhead on the subway and someone rassled him and he died I wouldn't even blink I think all right fucking later dude yeah some of them go you weren't rassled already some of them do that

what did you did you see the detail that when when I guess the cops or the EMT's got there he was still alive but they didn't want to do CPR because he was yucky what yeah yeah the EMT showed up and got the ick and they're kind of just like it would just you know hang out here. Let's just bang on his chest a little bit. My thing is wake up. Come on man. Wake up. Come on. It's okay. You're okay. He was already gone. He's already gone. Yeah. Like there's a small percentage of the black community that if they lose a fight to a white person they die it's over. Yeah, they just can't like Obi-Wan Yeah, I mean again, I don't really see for me. It's like I don't know man. He was popping off

Yeah, he's popping off and he got right the game he played the game He got razzle dangerous game, and I mean if he was like fucking physically choking the guy out I don't know here's the thing if the guy's going on like threatening women like I'm gonna I don't was he just what was the threat? That's what I that's a deep. I think it was like I need Resources, and I'm ready to kill and die for them essentially I'm paraphrasing I need fresh water and food. Yeah Starving and I need money and I'll do anything for it and I'm ready to die and I'm ready to kill or something like that Okay He was that was his terms. Yeah, he was playing a game of life. That's rock-paper-scissors

Throw your head it is so funny for a guy to be like yeah, all right I'm gonna fucking choke this guy out But he might have been getting people's faces my thing is like say he did swing and like punch a lady in the face If they will if it was building up to that yeah, I mean there was there's an old Asian lady That was about that was only a matter You're saying he was stopping Asian hate and he's a hero He might yeah, yeah It is funny to the fake that like, you know

If you have some sort of martial arts training there is something in the back of your mind You constantly want to use it for good But then you're you're also like judging the situation where you're like you see somebody aggressive and you're like, okay, but not that guy He's big, you know and then like I'm worth it Yeah He finally met like the situation and the guy he'd be willing to fight like sneak up on behind and it all came But that's like yeah, it's what are the odds? I think that's a it's a problem, but it's like to build that into like a social injustice I'm like nah, man. That's a fucking crazy homeless guy who got wrassled on the train, he died.

So that's not like a systemic, I mean again the guy. I think that's where the public's gonna go with it too. Yeah, I don't think, and nobody really, the guy got off. Yeah, your honor, I'd like to plead fuck around and find out. He fucked around. Yeah, he did. He fucked around. And he found out.

And those were his terms. I am willing to die over resources. You know what's gonna be crazy though is that he's going to get a like influencer boxing offer you think so He's gonna get like ten million dollars to box like a canceled like kick streamer. You think so like PewDiePie Well there there uh, I saw a post recently that was like their shooters and it was Kyle Rittenhouse and like our shooters

And it was like ripped insurance guy Luigi That's the most suspicious. There's no way there's a guy the 30 year old guy named Luigi. Yeah Why it's so sus true. That is kind of weird. I did see a lot of the Italians should be ashamed of themselves I saw a lot of my Italian compatriots being like, we're back, baby. It's like, don't we? Don't put that on the pedestal. You don't you don't think there's not a part of you that's like, yeah, let's go. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's cool, but it's like I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy. The CEO of healthcare insurance companies are fucking brutal, but I don't know enough about that guy to be like, yeah. I think he was probably responsible for

Or again, I'm just reading tweets. I think he was responsible for like an automated claim denial system that like really started a Racking up the screws to people yeah, that's terrible, and then there was also I Yeah, I don't I don't sympathize. I don't empathize for the guy at all I get it I do get it, but I'm going damn dude if a bunch of people start CEO spaz and That's a fuck. Oh that look like those are placing with other CEOs and all those guys who are shooting people It's gonna be the worst job in the world You're gonna be forcing people in the corner offices, and they're gonna be like grabbing onto the walls No one's gonna want to be a see

gonna want to be a stock option. You can't do this to me. Here's my problem with it. All those dudes would love to also be a CEO who are shooting CEOs. Like, yo, dude, we're gonna put you corner office a million dollars a year. They're gonna be like, well, yeah, they are. That is take charge attitude by shooting somebody like the hacker that gets hired by the FBI. We like what you got. You're just sitting in a corner office with the gun every day waiting for your match. Well, it's going to be CEO. There's gonna be so much security now. Like schools need people with guns, CEOs, you know, my school just had a lock on lockdown. He was lacking. Yeah, she has a door lacking like a moth. These are also the pull yourselves up by this bootstraps people wet like yeah, lacking is your responsibility I couldn't agree more. You can't be fucking lacking. Don't let me catch you lacking every time I take my trash out

I'm not I mean, I'm not back strats. I'm walking around I'm always ready for the bum rush Unfortunate reality, but I am for real anytime. I take a trash out at night. I'm like what you're saying couldn't be me Must it never be mustn't be me. I so like when I open the door I got it will peak That's how you get someone you open the door Wow. Yeah, I'm kind of like look out see who it is I'm not dude can't be me Not like that. I'm not I mean I could get God anyone can get God But I'm really trying not to get God like that Roger kids school get locked down

somebody wrote a note on a Gym locker stall that they're gonna shoot the school up and they wrote. It was like a day and then that day was crossed out and then next to it was the next day. Oh shit. Yeah. Rain date. Yeah, actually got a lot going on. Come back on a Wednesday. Doctors appointment. I can't just get a lollipop new a fortnight battle pass drops that day Myself 24 hours with that yeah, so there's a frill that was it was that the first time you guys ever had like a school shooter

yeah, yeah, it was a big lockdown and they wouldn't let the kids leave their classrooms and Some of the kids were pissing their pants because they wouldn't let him go to the bathroom My son's classroom figured out that they would put a trash can in the closet and he just pissed in the trash can and my son was so pumped that he got how long was this lockdown like three days no it was like a whole school day I'm jealous I'm kind of jealous that like the kids of today get to do like lockdown tough in front of the girls I would have had that opportunity to be like yeah that motherfucker come in here With my dog out

Ladies, I got you don't worry you're sharpening the metal edge on your ruler Yeah, do they that my son's in my son's classroom? They barricaded the door and like some of the boys picked up weapons and they were like waiting for they were like wishing a motherfucker Would I was born in the wrong era dude? Yeah, that have been so sick. He's rallying the bros In the room Handle off the broom and break it in half. I was kind of born for this You might not be able to tell by looking at me but dad's black there's no there was no suspect or anything they got one they got a suspect it was it was in the girls locker room

so it was a chick it was stuff with the nerds nerds now or like like Middle Middle-easter guys after 9-eleven You have a bad day Yeah, you got an anime Trapper keeper we're gonna watch our kids getting bullied like that anymore is just like pure nerd rage Yeah, I think it's just rage. It's a move. Yeah, I Yeah, booing. I don't just buy Just felt it like that. I'm someone gets on. Oh, yeah, this is a viable thing. I can just be the school There's Goths. There's bullies or school shooter guys. I'm just gonna fucking wild out. Yeah, it's a parent's fault Thing it's your fucking parents fault There's no way dude if your kids are like fucking shoot this motherfucker up. It's like it's a purely the parents Yeah, there's not enough at home the rebel against anymore

Parents are given that's a new rock and roll. Yeah Yeah, my parents I can't shoot up a school yeah listen to a One Direction album backwards is like Gun loose so annoying. I wish I hopefully this fad dies. Yeah, shooting up has been one in a while No, well, maybe what did I was not we're definitely in a slow season I think it's been chill or there's not reporting on but yeah, I think they've reported every time. It's not yeah It might be overly reported. Yeah. No, I think I think the yeah, I think once I get the main driver of pharmaceutical advertising sales They need they kind of are like hoping for one. Yeah, it could be a Yeah, I don't know cuz I think there's um The last time I followed it I got kind of numb to the school shootings, but then I saw there was a lot of like

Involve involvement from a community that people hesitate to either say the last like two I think have been trans am. So then that like he took on a thing and everyone was like I don't want to talk about this anymore. That was just my look I'm not putting a value judgment on it but I did hear that was going on and people started being like let's not talk. This is just probably a lot of overlap in the in the pool. You know the path of the school shooter and the path of the early true you know, I mean the young

now please go on my brother. Please elaborate on this. It's all just autistic kids. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Deep Autism. Yeah Yeah, and they had like my little pony for a while that was an option Can we cure that part of our autism there's gotta be a way you just give them enough Sonic the hedgehog that they don't For peace you should just totally stay fun like state fun the Sonic franchise put sonic in a pill and give it to them every day Otherwise I turn pure a button Hi dude sonic is so unbearable to watch It's crazy. Yeah, you can't pay me enough to watch Sonic. You don't like I want nothing to do with the movie.

I don't think I don't know if they like think it's good, but they get some very horny. There's there's like a pretty I don't know what the percentage of population is, but there's kids with they there's no more compelling thought than Sonic the hedgehog being pregnant. Oh shit. population is but there's kids with there's no more compelling thought than sonic the hedgehog being pregnant Glass over for like significant chunks of the day. There's like what if tails got sonic pregnant that would be pretty cool Yeah, I guess I could doodle that Sonic's a boy. I know that's what makes it so interesting

Now I was laughing I was driving I think last night thinking about this how like you know every it takes thousands of years for people to organize themselves Like with the ability to like gather enough resources so they can like philosophize and get abstract word We've gone through a good creek society got themselves the Romans and we have America did that like a pretty short period of time And we're it's funny. We're just sitting around as being like what if I chopped off my And we're it's funny. We're just sitting around as being like what if I chopped off my Just wasted just like so many battles and hardships yeah, so you think the trans community are just modern-day philosophers I mean it's a part of their sign of a thriving and robust society. They're a symptom of it. Yeah It's not even just them. There's like philosophers of gender studies, and there's you know there's like other philosophers like the aesthetics

They're like actually doing it. They're like in the cave meditating chopping off their penis. Yeah, yeah, that's like philosophers of gender studies and there's you know, there's like other philosophers like the aesthetics. They're like actually doing it They're like in the cave meditating chopping off their penis. Yeah. Yeah, that's like a big thing It's like it's just like we you know We like handled matter and ancient Greek time and now we're up to like what to do with our dicks and pussies Like what should we really do with the next day? You're always on the next tip. What's after this? What's after what to do with our dicks and pussies? Mm-hmm. I don't know or is that it that's it We're in the endgame I don't know never on the final frontier you have to start worrying about what?

Like I should worry about what you should do with your dick and pussy. We're moving through that right now Yeah, we're next is gonna be our brains by the way Could be if Nora link takes off or whatever competes with Nora link It's good. We're gonna forget about dicks and pussies for a while I'm gonna do with our brains be big on our brains Actually the dick and pussy are just gonna be getting in The way of like having direct access to the chemicals in your brain That'll be like the static on your satellite dish when you're getting boner

You're just reciting like every single king of every European country you're like hard as hell again that's gonna be crazy giving over your entire nervous system to the cloud just so you could have access to Wikipedia in your mind I mean very tight it's gonna be really fucked up and we'll be fucked up yeah I think cuz it'll never stop because every new invention changes the world a little bit so that you then have a new conception of the world which leads to new inventions Which new conception is a spiral? Yeah, it's like helix

They're like genetic modification so that your babies can just come out the man. I don't know dude I think I think people are gonna get I think it's already happening where people are getting real into like pseudo farm life People are gonna probably dial it down, but the new generation is gonna get into like follow a lot of homesteaders on you Yeah, it's gonna be that for a while, but with the Neuralink I don't know how to grow my crop. I don't know. I honestly don't know. I think we'll get we will get over like the whole kind of like the arguments not even so much like the physical chopping off your penises and stuff. It's like Does your penis actually define you as like an identity? That's the question. It's a deep philosophical question Hmm, you know who asked I would say my personality is much bigger than my penis

No, but that's the question of our time, but it does it actually it's one of them does your Genitalia actually have like is there like a reality that the type of genitalia have dictates the kind of in the way You'll be in some sense. There's a totally a blank slate Yeah, I think we're a thing where like to take a step back and say the way you'll be in some sense or is it totally a blank slate? Yeah, I think we're a thing we're like to take a step back. It's like the way you need to come Okay, dictate that more You know and we just have to be talking about like reverse cowgirl. Yeah, it's like however like whatever way getting blown from behind Yeah, like maybe maybe maybe puff maybe P did he's a victim You maybe he just achieved so much status that like he could start exploring all the different ways. He needed to come

You know yeah victim of his own success. You're saying or like for sure for sure victim of his own Maybe of society's constraints, you know, like maybe he's not gay Maybe he's just like he got to the point where it's like I need to come right now. There are no women in the room There is a room. There is a wormhole There's like a quick like if you're getting that much pussy as he was probably getting You can easily hit a wormhole and go full gay like it's not I agree that it isn't his fault in that regard where it's Like I mean if you have your fourth like I mean what's that? Nirvana, but it's not a mana for ultimate pussy guys you reach the final you go. I was it was gay the whole time

Yeah, I was yeah, it was just all gay transcend Huh, it doesn't even feel gay it's just like it's a convenient you like hanging out with your boys Yeah, you need to come and you don't want to stop hanging out with your boys. Yeah true. So you slip him a little Sign up your old PlayStation real quick I don't know puff I'm about to hit the 1080 Yeah, yeah, that's a fair point. It's like you know he but again there there was all the deception You know with like the drugging potentially. I don't know yeah, but even even that probably gets to a point Where's like talk consents getting boring?

For P. Diddy Philosophize yeah Consent consent my favorite thing I do I'm not at the P Diddy level and I probably never will be so I'll never be able to like figure out whether or not consent could get born. But like P Diddy, everybody wanted to fuck him. He was having no problem fucking anybody he wanted to fuck. And he was like, this sucks. I need to, I need to I need a challenge. I need excitement. I need a challenge. Yeah, maybe he's waiting for someone to say no Like I think a lot of these people they he pressured them to go along with it But I don't think any of them were just like I'm not really into it man like full stop Yeah, I think he was thinking eventually also say what wasn't invented at that time was period Yes, exactly we didn't have that yet that That technology wasn't invented. We didn't talk to the hand. What? That was just to slow somebody down. Yeah, you can move right. Talk to the hand was the yellow like, I think you like has

to do right now. I know back then the work you know the word is unique to I think Western languages not all I think there might be some other cultures that have the word the or some like equivalent to it but like there's a lot of other cultures that don't have the and the word the allows you to bring other Like like verbs and adjectives into a noun state and abstract things that other cultures can't do you're making me furious Yeah, I think about that. I refuse to think But you can say the good and it turns into like a noun that you can kind of abstract and kind of think like what? Is the good what is good actually kind of I thought it's kind of sick languages don't have the some I don't think some do yeah like like What is ten thousand years of spoken language to know?

Forgot the they forgot the and forks. They didn't know it. It just wasn't there just like we just learned no We didn't know what it was yeah, but yeah yeah, dude, you don't have to though that fucking freaked me out. Native Americans were like all verbs. I like that. I was kind of like that. I don't know how sick is the health sick is the that's pretty sick. I was just bugging out on that the other day. I was like, damn, I didn't very high thought to see if in your mind you could define the word the that's's what I'm saying. That's it's like I it's like I I is like crazy. No, that's me. Yeah, but some cultures, some cultures don't use I really.

Yes, I'm like some African tribal cultures. They don't like they don't have like ownership of things because it's like it's all a community based culture. So they don't have an eye. So they speak in things where it's like They don't like you say they don't have the either, but they speak in things almost as if it is the because it's like a community Yeah, but that's different. That's a collective. The is just like that thing that thing over there, but they don't have what about that Hell are you talking about and it's fine. No, is that the first

though? He just did? Yeah, it is so it is suck like it sucks because you're are like, you know, we're all organisms seeking pleasure and it does like to have that like no, you have to just be like and you're gonna stop your whole horny body and be like fine. It's actually knows violence against men curse you and your evil smells. What is the no even anyway? Let's bring this into the this. No you speak of what is it? Well, Jesus Christ, God damn it, dude. All right. Well, I think we did it Where are we at here about oh only 50. What are we at here? We got plenty of time. Oh

An hour nine. I'm looking at that 50 going what the hell has been definitely an hour. I could feel it in my bones To my motherfucking was what you guys anything burning on your minds you want to talk about? mmm Did you know I just a bunch of dumb shit I've been scrolling past in my head Yeah, it's not only the most retarded stuff. I'd like to hear at least did you hear about the teacher that uh All the kids are being bad and she said no one can go to the bathroom anymore And all the kids pissed themselves and she got fired what yeah, no yeah I think they're all the kids were like your girls age how bad what little little kids

Yeah, it was like that I told you guys I told you guys to calm down and now no one can go to the bathroom I know all the kids piss their pants and see you got fired. Yeah, of course, dude Yeah, the whole class pissing themselves is crazy. That is crazy. I have to one piss you'd be like, alright You guys knew to the bathroom. Oh, that's not gonna be the first piss You're a dude. You're all tapping your feet on the floor not trying to be the first pisser Oh, dude, I think I would have jumped on the chance to be the first pisser. Really? Like That's a that's a green card for pissing your pants. Yeah when you're a little kid. That's like yeah

Or two was that how old were the kids like four? I get to piss my pants and my mommy can't get mad at me Yeah, also little kids if you're like you gotta piss your pants. It's not that off the table I don't know. They're like I know a kid in the second grade that his pants in school and he had to change schools Yeah, that second grade is crazy But if you're talking like four year or two year old four is a little much but two two year olds will piss don't give a fuck Dude, yeah, I know they're on there like Chloe's on her potty potty training right now But like if I were to be like I'm gonna wait till you pee your pants. You'd be like, all right pussy

You're just a pee your pants bet fuck you change them bitch Dude shit having to change all those kids at once must have sucked What would you rather do change 18 kids peed pants or have a hundred guys have sex with you? That's more piss than a hundred cums. Oh, the smell. The smell. A hundred cums or a hundred pisses smell. It'd be like 18 pisses. Yeah, 18 cums. That's a dank smell. It's dense. It's very dense. It's like a medieval tavern The combination of both that's medieval tavern 18 pieces in a hundred comes 100 comes is crazy. There were no hundred comes in medieval times. That was one you don't think so hundred comes Yeah, the entire village had to split that in a year. They'd have to burn the village down. Yeah. That was like you get like torches on your satchel roofs. Yeah. You'd be out by yourself. If you had

a medieval guy smell a hundred comes, yeah, it would like fall to their knees and like my god. Now everything smelled back then. True. Everything did smell that butcher might not even notice a hundred comes. True. It might not have the tannery on the edge of the, you know know village fucking reeks Do you think medieval people smelled their come like they would bust a load and I taste it. Yeah my god Cuz it probably wasn't gay in medieval times to taste your come. Yeah But you had to get through the winter. Yeah, and then just a little bit of it You know what I mean? Like there wasn't like a thing being like that's one guy suck each other

They didn't know about that, so they're probably like Big time. Well, do you think they think they called each other gay back then or is that off-limits? I don't think you could I mean, I don't I think that was like crazy bro. You're making some pretty serious accusations right now Yeah, I'm actually gonna run this pitchfork through your body Your voice and like smiling right now eat like they didn't know laughing at all. That is such a sick use of a time machine to travel through time and to call people gay and to see how they react. Then be like, excuse me. I put your and you'd have to explain like, no, I think I'm accusing you of having sex

with another man. Like it would freak them out. They couldn't even conceptualize it. Hit him with a sixty nine crops weren't stable enough to ponder gay mail, still eating rabbits and shit. Dude, that'd be so funny. No, that'd be pretty well. There's that guy. I can't stop watching his videos on YouTube where he has a convenience store in the south side of Chicago and he does get you like calls like like just do like gay gay It'll insinuate the black dudes are gay and dude. I have them a pink lighter when they it's a full medieval spaz Yeah, I can't stop talking about one of those convenience stores a guy was doing that and somebody left Got in their truck and drove into that convenience store. Really? Yeah happened just recently

Yeah, you guys playing too much. Yeah, he was playing way too much my thing. It's like oh, this is injustice It's like yeah, bro. You're fucking around Got your playing too much. Yeah, he was playing way too much. That's my thing. It's like, oh, this is injustice. It's like, yeah, bro, you're fucking around. I got your ass. Yeah. Yeah. He found out. He fucked around.

He found out. Yeah, but now, what do you think that was like real? You think that was staged? The truck? Yeah, it could have been like, let's get the numbers, dude. You get the insurance claim. Although, someone's going to jail for that. You hit the fucking...

Yeah. You run into the motherfucking snacks You crunch all the snacks Yeah, you can't cry not from the community That's that's gonna be a big thing though of convenience stores It is a funny idea you just get because the convenience stores is like, you know a convenience store in the hood You're making what like a maybe maybe a thousand bucks a day. I knew someone who ran a convenience store in like I Don't know wherever the fuck it was like Like oak lane somewhere there. They were like breaking down like the numbers of the convenience store. It wasn't crazy

You're like you make a living but like you can make way more my whole point is you can make way more doing the streams So if you're using this the convenience store just for the streams you probably make way more You ever watch like the YouTube guys that run laundromats. They make that look pretty attractive No, how that how what do they do with that? They just go they go around they collect all their quarters and shit They go here's how much money I made from the count a bunch of money and they go. All right, man Thanks for checking out the video. See you guys next Yeah, they break down like the economics of having a laundromat and all their locations are vending machine guys watch those any

Yeah, what's the numbers? What are they? How much are you pulling in from the laundromat? I don't know like I think I've seen people where they were like I made three thousand dollars this month That's passive income you know what I mean, but then I think they'd probably do better from being a content creator Yeah, true, but it's also but they're coin rich which is sick. That is cool being coin Being coin rich is actually kind of nice so Just to hear it You know, you have a money counter. You just have like a coin one of those coin Yeah, coin star in your house be a great sound to have from the background

Do you ever hit the penny arcade or like the coin star coin star? Yeah, I lived on the coin star for a stretch there That shit rules dude. They ever get $40 from a coin star be like, oh, thank God. That's awesome It's the saving your change I saw there's no better feeling when that when that receipt prints out and your checking account is overdrawn That's like that is if it's Indiana Jones grabbing the hat under the door Big good news I can get home from work today Yeah, I did I didn't like the grocery store ones because they did take their cut and I'd always be like, yeah, fuckers, but TD bank had penny arcade. That was free. If you had

a TD bank account. Okay. Yeah. I remember that. That was, and then you could guess, you could guess your total won a lollipop on time. Did you really? Oh yeah. I got one time I got close enough for the game, like a hat or some bullshit. And I was damn pretty proud of hats my day. But yeah, I got to, I got some nice, I might've counted it beforehand too. I might've cheated. Oh, I feel that hurts. You know, I got some nice. I might have counted it beforehand, too. I might have cheated. Oh, I feel that hurts. Can you edit that out? Don't let them know that I cheated.

That puts me in a really negative light. I kind of lumped my quarters up in a way to give me an educated guess. Yeah, I'm like, dude, what are we fucking psychic? How the hell are we going to know how many coins we have? As long as you know in your heart that you didn't count every single one. Also, you know what's sick?

Saving ones. Save all your ones. And after like A month there you're like, holy fuck dude. Did I keep a pocket full of change? They really love having change them I don't know what it is. Really? Yeah I'm jealous like the jangle. Yeah, I just like I like I like being able to like pay for things in exact amounts Yeah, you know that's so good or but I never use I never use like money currency I was always using I was always jealous of those guys could be like here

I'm gonna give you this give me back the whole dollar and always like how did you fucking do that man? Yeah that fast That's crazy. That's all remove. I never I was always like yeah, you win. Here's your dollar I don't know how this were I don't even know if I gave you the right change, but yeah Yeah, here you go. I'm a change that will be right now. What you're working with Where'd you get that change from did you fly with that change? Or did you break a bill? I kind of hold on Into my hand I'm gonna show you guys both because you're gonna estimate you got let me make sure I have all the way you flew with that change I flew with the change

crazy Change all right, that's your peak. I got a tiny peak. I got a tiny peak. I think a dollar seventy five dollar seventy five. Oh shit. I saw a second little bit. Yeah You saw the second time too, right? Yeah. All right, so what's your what's your can? I can I change it? Yeah, 225 225 I'm gonna go with one cent One way, what's your guess 25 I There's one wait, what's your guess?

To 75 oh Damn it. Yeah, I got that second look. I said that's about two twenty. That's yeah in the two dollar range That was all well done man. Yeah, you know my hats all to you, man. You want fair square? Yeah, you know my hats off to you, man. You want fair square? What do you got to do with those I don't know I just I just always have a pocket full of change Like I cuz I never use it anymore. I never Yeah, you see one of those mechanical horses you like I'm feeling like Ryan The tiny fire engine at the supermarket Is green dude, I can I can pop in the arcade right now. You'd be trying to find dollars and stuff and

What you say on this podcast don't act like I won't ball out on the power crazy I actually just got bought out in a power card the other day Oh, yeah No some other type of like a similar bowling arcade place and a lot of the machines weren't working I was I also wanted to talk to somebody back there you're what the fuck kind of operation running here You have to get in someone's face about that. Yeah power card is fucking janky as hell Mmm, not working on this shit the stop sign because it's not scanning and you're running exactly

Are you taking my points right now? Excuse me? I'm trying to play fruit ninja I spent two hundred dollars on fruit Someone who can try to play four-way ping-pong with my four-year-old daughter And it's not working. Mmm, nothing worse than a fucked up air hockey table. Mm-hmm. That'll make me that's the press That'll be like you guys they care about anything Yeah, the half of the things not even blowing air. Yeah, dude. I get pissed when I put the puck down a dead spot I'm like bro a dead spot in the dark. It's fucked up some fucking bullshit, dude. No one cares about anything anymore, man Yeah, it is upsetting now customer service sucks now

It's crazy. Yeah, it's so fucking bad almost everywhere you go. I'm astonished if someone's like just even mildly pleasant I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's become a CEO. You're gonna get shot Customer service is taking a hard nosedive. That's almost more understandable. Like you heard like a cashier got shot. Like, well, you know. They've been acting out. Did they greet the guy? I think the guy would have came in and shot a lot. Actually. Huh?

I think this guy's actually going to get shot a lot. They do. By the bad man. Yeah, shooting a cashier is crazy. Yeah, but they be tripping. They sometimes act like you can't shoot them. I think the guys who shoot them come in, be like, I'm going to shoot this mother fucking thing.

Oh, it's funny. The cashiers do pop off. They do. They pop off too much. They sometimes act like you can't I think the guys who shoot them come in me like I'm gonna shoot this motherfucker The cashiers do pop off they do they pop off too much I mean I think about it you are like the power of money just flows through you all day Yeah, do you see they a phone store guy that they tried to rob and he stabbed one of the kids to death what? Yeah, yeah, okay. Everyone else has seen it Yeah These two kids come in like a phone store or something and they like try to jump over the counter and grab all the shit and The guy running the place pulls out a knife and grabs one of the kids and well don't go the other kid runs And he just starts stabbing him and the kid just like bleeds out on the floor, and he's going I'm dead. I'm dead

You ever seen that video. I've seen videos like that. It's pretty funny. I Died oh yeah, yeah, yeah Videos like that pretty funny Yeah, and the cashier posted the video himself like you know they tried it they found out what they found out what was up Did he get in trouble? I think they try. I don't know if he was convicted or anything Did he have that thing I could have that thing on I don't I don't think the one that got away did Yeah, yeah, I don't think the one that was nothing on yeah. Yeah, I've seen those videos where they shoot Shoot guys will I come up behind 7-eleven they blast them. It's just just 40,000 comments like that's what you get Yeah, that's what you get. It's like yeah, I mean if you're it's a dangerous game you ever see Indian guys defend at 7-eleven That's cool. Yeah

There's a really good one where a guy comes out behind the castro behind the counter and they just start hitting with like brooms and shit they're not really doing any damage but like they're definitely getting some Indian aggression out yeah yeah yeah true you bloody bitch bastard bitch bastard over he was like going hand. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, there was a fucking taquitos at him, just scalding hot some of those words. Jesus, a medieval torture should have the cheese barrels just come down. Oh, I was so sick. Like when castles have to defend the line, come out the hood, goes crazy on

you. Yeah, you have to barricade yourself in there., that's a man Yeah, if you can't be an armed robber you get killed that's live by the sword die by the sword. Yeah, pretty honorable Yeah, I don't I don't I don't know what it is Maybe I'm I'm just fucked up, but I don't get um riled up all the stuff people get riled up about online like I just see it. I go like okay. I'm in the mode. I just get it's all an abstraction I stay in the mode. I just get it's all an abstraction Stay in I know Yeah, yeah, I just watch that shit. I'm like, you know, I was like we guy But how do you be having a reaction to it?

It's almost like abstract information. It's so far from you. It almost there's almost no way it can impact you son of my business It's a huge mistake to constantly just be seeing stuff like No way it can impact you. It's none of my business. It's a huge mistake to constantly just be seeing stuff and be like You know it's it's for real like a mental disease But then but then there's like the thing but then there's the spaz about the reaction because the Black Lives Matter guy was calling for black vigilantes and Then people are like can you fucking believe this and it's like oh, yeah, it's all the same What up is people spazzing out mm-hmm people in bots you're all dipping in the same punch bowl exactly so well actually we're upset now We're deeply offended and it's like dude get the fuck out of here

Yeah, go take a walk get a fucking life in a fucking life. You know fucking it's not gonna It's no I just just that shit fucking I was gonna PS 5 man Just get a PS 5 and shut the fuck up. Yeah, do something man. Just go fucking I don't know do something else and read it I can't believe a lot of it's fake But I really I think people are genuinely reading it and like engaging and freaking out being like oh fucking this is fucking bullshit Yeah, it's half people being tricked by the dead internet and the other half is bots. You know what is it dead? And I've never really had that explained to me talking to your swim about it

So I'm gonna talk to Tom about it then internet theory is that like almost everything you see online is not real It's not real people and then when you see real people engaging with it. You kind of look at them. You're like You're being tricked do either you guys go on Facebook still Every now and again, I don't I don't really post that much. What's popping on Facebook? I'm just almost on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, I Facebook marketplace is kind of nice characters there. Yeah, it's kind of nice I I went off of Facebook for the longest time and I think I went back on like marketplace. Yeah, I Facebook marketplace is kind of nice characters there Yeah, that's kind of nice I I went off of Facebook for the longest time and I think I went back on like here and there because people I message You on Facebook and every time I go back on there. I'm like, oh my god It's like it feels like a ghost town to me. Yeah, I like I like look at it for

Seeing my boys celebrating wins and I like those posts and as soon as I see something complaining I get right off Facebook Yeah, Facebook's crazy. That's I can't believe it's still going on. There's nothing happening. Yeah, it's a dead zone How's the comedy Philly comedy network on Facebook? Is that still people spazzing out? No clue. I haven't checked No, there was a I saw it cuz I saw one was a little mayor still lording over it Yeah, really is he still is he still hold the reins of that thing? So yeah Yeah, he might that was the dude the black comic that also used to drive calves or maybe it's a taxi driver Mm-hmm. He put something up and people went ham on him and I was just like I got yeah, I'm out of here I might go back to the Philadelphia Comedy Network and set psych start some sort of multi-level marketing comedy thing

It's like you guys want a big podcast. You might have to get in line level marketing comedy thing or something you guys want a big podcast you might have to get in line I Have internet lessons and have people sign up and just rip dude I like the hawk to a thing to the coin would yeah the coin own cryptocurrency and then just She rug pulled them you think she rug pulled or you think she I don't think she had any idea what was happening I think to to right now. I don't think she's learned a single about it. Yeah, she was ruck pulled as well. There could have been Benefited from it. Yeah, she probably made money, but there's my dudes are like we're gonna set all this up for you It was like they're doing it to like a they don't like MMA fighters

They're just it's like a roving horde of like tech wiggers since in California Why what's the draw to be like this is a unique coin? It's gonna ride. It's like a penny Yeah, they go look There's no better way to capitalize on all the recognition that you're getting you It's never been a hotter time for you what we can do this is we're gonna build a community, okay? It's gonna be like a financially independent community around your identity, and you can't lose you know what I mean, and then uh like the first day the Price shoots up they rugpole and then those celebrities standing there like what the heck Thank you for the 15 million dollars, they rug pull and then the celebrity is standing there like what the heck? Thank you for the 15 million dollars, but everyone's really mad at me.

Everyone's pissed. They're the best of people who are like, I lost my life savings in the hawk. I don't believe it. I can't believe those. I think it's got to be a bot. Yeah. Or a guy. Surprise. There's people probably like it's a no brainer. Yeah. The same baby people. What happened? The baby baby. There's people probably like some no brainer. Yeah, the same thing is hot baby people. What happened to the baby? They like people that thought

beanie babies were the way of the future. Oh, yeah. They invested their life into beanie babies. Oh, the original rug pull. Yeah. Those same people are the people that are like this hawk to a can't lose. Yeah, it's too big to fail. They talked to like a POG advisor and he's like, look, yeah Babies are hot right now. Well did you see like a 10 year old did a meme coin and he got like $30,000. I was like gotcha! Like cashed out and now I think he might be in big trouble. But then I think they boosted that so like he could have made like $12 million if he didn't like rug pull in the first hour or so.

I mean how can you play with a 12 year old? That's so powerful. You should meme coin. I bet be tight rug pull. Matt coin. Rug pull would be nice. You call it rug pull. Rug pull. Like I'm going to tank.

Dollar sign rug pull. I don't know how that works, but you would need your own independent blockchain for that. Or is that just like, what even is it? Nobody knows You their money and you're like, oh look Yeah, yeah, I don't think anyone's like inventing new technology I think they're just like copy and pasting the framework of every other coin and then you just give it a cool name and have

Like an endorser and that's all you need really You probably do yourself. There's probably some YouTube videos for how to do it What if I turned it into an NFT now we're talking that's old and busted is it really that's dusty talking your meme calling into an NFT Yeah, I never understood that people like no you use this art one You can do like a picture then you like sell it for $30,000 Yeah, I never understood that I can agree. No one's paying $30,000 for anything I can produce Might be a surprise for like a drawing or something or an internet. I'd be crazy. I don't think any of them. None of them

are like great art. I think it's just like they want to be on this attached to you. You know, crazy, crazy. You got me up. Yeah, I should be going time to go crazy. Meeple meme coin rug pull promise you won't out of the game. I'm gonna rug pull. Yeah, that's the whole point of this. So you have to promise that you won't though. Oh, right. I definitely won't.

Then I will. No, there was. Okay. So there was the way that they argued back was that they said they weren't rug pulling. They are saying other people were driving up the price so they could, you know, dump dump real quick. Yeah. And so pump and dump, I guess.

And so, but even if that is the case, what they did was they had a high transaction fee for all of the purchases. So even if they weren't the ones doing the rug pull, they were getting 15 on every transaction. So they still pocketed, you know, 20 million dollars or whatever. Or really? Yeah. Even even if they didn't do what everyone is saying that they did. Well, I don't know. I'm just going off what coffee's all said

Thank you coffee. Yo, shut up coffee. Zilla. Yeah. Yeah, it is a I mean again. It's like I've no disrespect to the two of but it's like It's it not it's like a non product. It's like a non. It's like an offshoot of like a weird Like there's no real value. Oh, no one wants products anymore man. We're past that true. We're in the new phase. Yeah, we just want to like monetize weird personalities and just pick fuck. People just want to think about a weird thing and then have money assigned to it. That's all that's true. Well, that's pretty sick. It is pretty sick. Yeah, I'm hungry.

Ooh, great idea. Let's go much. I'm starving you guys fucking rule. Thank you so much. Thanks for having thanks for bringing thanks for me again Tim butterly Thanks for flying us out here and putting us up in the lap of luxury. Yeah, dude. What can I well? What's gonna do dude? I can't believe it. What else can I fucking do? Yeah? Thanks for making me feel like I have to jerk you off I did feel safe when I got it when we got into hotels all nice. It was I felt sexually pressured How bad do you want? Now we're going to chill. I just chill plays on basketball. My house.

Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. It's naked. That's the best part of the weather down here, man. You can play naked all year round. Don't you man? I'm trying to I'm trying to you know, show me it man. It's cool. I'm trying to defeat no in my life as well. That's the point of it. Yeah Enjoy the room. How are the rooms? Thank you buddy cool walls in that place. Yeah Bye thanks Remy