Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

Support Druski on all platforms and watch his new show "Coulda Been Love" around Valentines Day Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Support Ari @ https://www.arishaffir.com/ Hello everybody. wutz gudddd? We're back with a broadcast for you. This week we're joined by the D.A.W.G. Druski. Check out his YouTube and his new show 'Coulda Been Love' coming soon. Please enjoy. God Bless.  Download the PrizePicks app or visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED today and use code Drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup

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Yeah, it was, man, it's hilarious. It's very interesting, I'll tell you that, yeah. We've got some interesting characters involved. Really? Insane people. Do you cast yourself, or do you have like a casting agent bringing you in? Like, majority of what's going on? I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, what's going on?

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Yeah, so what is the show again? Explain it, I wanna know. All right, so Coulda Been Love is different from Coulda Been House. Coulda Been House is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions. You know, we go to each city, do auditions. You know, if you have good music,

if you have good talent, whatever, we put them all in a house, the best of the best getting to the house for that season. So last year we did season one. It's kind of like making the band back in the day, where you're competing for money, you bring it around celebrities, we had Snoop Dogg, we had all these different people.

This year we've got a whole different setup. It's the same type vibe, but more celebrities, everything, the risk is higher, more money. So that'll be season two. Could've been love is the first time we've ever done this. Could've been love necessarily has to do with me trying to find a woman. Yeah.

Trying to find something that makes sense for me. And for sure. Just a conventional healthy way. Yeah, like the new found fame. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you get it. RIP Diddy for making the band. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Damn, so yeah, you're trying to find the one. He didn't die though, man. He just, it's coming. I mean, he probably wishes he did. It's coming. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully he doesn't fucking get sad

like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill himself. So you're just trying to find the one. They're gonna come on TV. Yeah, I think it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man. And you know, which is hard when you're just trying to find the one. They're gonna come on TV. Yeah, I think it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man. And you know, which is hard when you're- Are you gonna abstain though? You should mind fuck them and abstain the whole time.

What is abstain? Don't, don't fuck them. Oh, okay, yeah. Is that what that means? Yeah. I thought you were still saying, abstain. No, no, no, no. You just abstain.

No, you're gonna keep it chaste. You are. Okay. This is bordering on. No, it's not. It has nothing to do with that at all. It actually, nah. Are you gonna get that house? Nah, nah.

The house of women dealing? It's nothing like that, but everybody's over 21 for sure. Oh, okay. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that sucks. What the? I'm not gonna watch it.

That kinda ruins the whole fucking thing. Oh, man, I might not even need to do this fucking thing. So how would it? I need to get the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

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Because they also are competing for $50,000. So it's not just about like my love and everything. We made a catch, you know, cause we also want them to, you them to get compensated for their. How many of the women are white? Well, like two or three. That's a good question. Two or three.

Out of 18, like two or three. Okay, all right. Yeah, I think three. That's good. Yeah, one is mixed. That's good. Yeah. Is that good enough for you?

No, I was just wondering. What the fuck? If the show was about black love or not. Yeah, well, it's about a little bit. No, no, no, we actually have all races. Like we have, we have a Mexican girl. We got a couple studs. Couple studs?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a mixture of a lot of shit, man. We've been following the reform. There's like a whole thing of reformed studs on Instagram. Yeah, bro. There's, but see, they're not all the same. Everybody, they have these things now where they're calling them like stems or femme or you know Like so it's like a stud feminine type. Well, yeah, they're not all just it's not I know back in the day

But oh, that's a stud now. They got these new titles. It's like it has branched out. So yeah Yeah, we had a mixture of a bunch, man. It was like picking through a batch of areas. So are the studs like chaos agents? Like what are the studs gonna do? Yeah, what are the studs up to? Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said, there's like a new stud thing. There's straight studs.

Yeah, they're kind of like, they still look for a man, maybe not for love. Just a friend? Maybe more, yeah, like kind of like a mentor. You know what I mean? That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a brother, like searching for a brother.

You know, I said even on the show, like, man, it's like, I have no problem with them. You can share clothes with them and shit. So I think it works out for me somehow, some way. Yeah, it's a good show though. Although they can get activated and get on like, on like a steal your girl mission. They do pride themselves on being able to steal

any of these girls. Yeah, and that's the issue we had on the show, man. A lot of them were trying to indulge in like, getting with the regular girls. And I had to discipline them for that. Yeah, it was a whole thing. How do you keep your studs in line? Man, that's all, yeah, we discipline them.

Yeah, yeah, they go through their separate rooms. Yeah, they have their own. Where are you putting them? We don't put them anywhere in the house. It's not like we're putting them. Yeah, they try to do the whole R. Kelly thing. Like, yeah, where do y'all put them? Nah, everybody had, they got to choose their own rooms.

We didn't put them anywhere. But it's a big house, though. So it's, you know, you can only imagine. It's 18 girls. So. Yeah. Damn. How long are you guys in there for?

Hopefully forever. Full aggressive. Yeah. Muslims kill themselves for that. A full week. A full week we were in there. You know that? Huh?

A lot of Muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario. Are you serious? Are you really? Yeah, it's 72, but yes. God damn. It's a heaven. Yeah, I haven't heard of that.

I don't know nothing about that. Really? Yeah, you didn't know that?. I don't know nothing about that. Really? Yeah, you didn't know that? That's when they get promised. They literally get promised 72 versions when they blow up a school bus. They're supposed to be greeted by 72 virgins too. Not just like maybe fucked around a little bit,

but like virgins. And you lived it. Well, okay. This podcast is a brand risk. This is a brand risk waiting to happen. Jesus Christ. You can edit whatever. Fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you tell us. Dude, that is. You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last 10 minutes. Did we fuck up yet? No, you support the studs. Yeah, no. No, that is pretty.

By the way, fuck you, I watch your stuff. Yeah, no, you get it. We're all, yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man. Nah, you know. But nah, I'm actually, yeah, nah, this show is gonna be dope, man. I actually love this whole shit that we did. And it's owned by us, so it doesn't feel

like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do. Like everything we've done comedically has always been from me and my team. You know, our base. So do you like, is it true? Cause I've heard in those like shows you kind of ply the house with alcohol. You're gonna have like a lot of alcohol.

Like how are you gonna keep people? Are you just gonna? No, with us, no, we had some sponsors. Like we had Happy Dad, we had Taylor Port. But we didn't really like do it like that. Cause I think naturally the girls are caddy, man. They naturally were just ready to fight. Just because the cameras are around.

A lot of the girls just were doing it. Just, we were like, what the fuck? Did you just fight her for it? She's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me. No point. There's no reason why you would just go and bat her in her face for no reason. So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real

and it just didn't make sense. I think, you know, with women, they wanna be kinda like this new culture of like baddies, or you remember Bad Girls Club, that whole shit is like a thing. So yeah, with this show, you're gonna see a lot of that type of shit. For sure, yeah, yeah.

That would be awesome, man. What happened to the man? He's done, dude. I think he thought about the baddies. He's headed back to his... Is this one of y'all's house? This is my house. LaMare used to live here.

He just moved out. The guy that just went back to his office. There's no furniture in that back room over there. No, we just had it cleared out. He was jacking off back there. I was in Philly for the last five six months and the marriage is why did you clear the whole room he made it his gaming room and they lied to me about jacking off

That's like when a cat pees in the basement, it's gonna pee again. He cracked the seal on that room. No way you were getting hard in there and walking back in there. You're not walking outside. It was an amphibious mission, you'd probably swim across the pool. I had no idea you stayed here though, man.

I feel like all white comedians live here, I was just telling them that. Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan. Yeah, no Texas. What is the reason? Texas. Well, I think there's a couple of different places that have no Texas.

Why here? They don't have comedy clubs. Like here, you can do comedy every night of the week. Okay, okay. Versus like Tennessee and Florida. Yeah, Tennessee. Nashville could get it. They could have it.

Why don't you open your own? You open your own too? I don't know, maybe. But they're already, I don't know, I'm not gonna buy it, build a comedy club. Somebody else. Why people don't indulge in their money? Like you really didn't, this is like a regular house too.

Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented. You fly in jets though, man. You can't get a bigger house, like damn. Like this is a nice house though. I think I will. Nice crib. Thank you. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, this is all I need. I'm never here. Yeah, no that's true. You don't really need too much either. Yeah. Yeah. You don't buy any designer shit. You're not wearing that type of bullshit.

Fucking holes in my sweatpants. Yeah, why though, man? Why do you not buy? Well there is something about it. If you're like in the lap of Madrid for itself. I wanna get to the bottom of it, but why? Cause I, as a black guy, I wanna know like, dude, you have money, you got marks on your shoes.

What's, what? Both of y'all, y'all are just wearing, they're not good shoes anymore, bro. What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes. You guys, what is the name of those? I have no idea. They have an M on it.

Kahurus. Kahurus, man. Kahurus. Kahurus. Trust me, it sounds like a fucking cereal, man. You guys, you guys are going to be wearing kahurus in about 10 years. Yeah, but I'm saying we the whites dictating the culture these days. Yeah, no, y'all are definitely. Leak the car hard overalls.

My uncle is wearing those. No, I know. But it just I don't get it, man. It's going to be like a triad boss, dude. The guy would like sell hot dogs for 40 years. You just kind of move. But where are you all putting your money into? Like where would you say you've spent the most money at? Is it cars, groceries, women, grocery, grub hub, groceries?

Yeah. Grub hub, Chipola. It's like five500 a week. That's good though, man. I just save it. I save it all, man. Yeah. Always ready for the fucking rug to get pulled out from under your feet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck does that mean? Just have it all crumble, dude. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It can all come crashing down at any moment. I was just curious, because you know, I never, even with you, I always ask.

No, I should wear nicer clothes. So you don't even choose to do jets. They'll put you in a jet. A lot of times, yeah. But you're not just doing it on leisure. Yeah, it's usually with the gig, with the show. That's in the contract. You'll build that in intentionally.

Okay, so you like doing it. I do like doing it. All right, so yours is kind of like, Absolutely. You like to indulge in? Getting to and from the show. Yeah. That's it.

That's it. Other than that, you're not gonna see you at a fucking strip club throwing money and shit. No, not anymore. Those days are gone. That was your thing? No, I never really did that. Oh, okay, okay, that's good.

How do you indulge? What's your? Your girlfriend must be here, huh? Yeah, I knew really did that. Oh, okay, okay. That's good. How do you indulge? What's your- His girlfriend must be here. Yeah, I knew it. I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that.

Shut the fuck up. Shrewski, you gonna shut the fuck up right now? Shut the fuck up. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Yo, yo, you're a completely different person right now. What are you doing, What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're a completely different person right now. What are you doing, man?

Okay, okay. All right, cool man. Yeah, naked girls? Nah. Nah, naked girls dancing? No, I hate it. I appreciate all putting the clothes on in this place. You're a humble dude, bro.

How do you indulge? Just speaking to you, you also as well. Go ahead. Thank you, man. How do you indulge? What's your... Man, I try not to do the same. I try to spend a little here and there, but definitely not one of the guys

that'll buy a bunch of cars or, you know, houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit. I like to invest back into whatever we're doing. Like even with the show that we're doing right now, like I like to spend my money there. Or even with auditions, that shit's expensive to go city to city and try to do these auditions. People don't know that.

And a lot of times when I show to production, even my cameraman right here film, he'll take pictures of behind the scenes and people are like, what the fuck? Is that many people behind? It's like a whole thing. So it's not easy doing that, but I like to spend my money in that way instead of, you know,

get all that bullshit out. You wanna hear something wild? Yeah. I saw a fucking drone last night. Where? A drone? Yeah, one of the drones. What?

You hear about the drones? Yeah. No, I haven't heard about the drones. I saw it last night. You didn't hear about the drones in New Jersey? No. That's crazy. You just hear about those?

What news outlet was that on? Everything. Shade Room? Yeah, they were, they thought they were aliens. You see how to wipe out, he's like, no, it's not a fucking shade room. Where did y'all, where was that at? Right here, I saw it outside.

There was a drone, like a real. Big fucking huge drone. For like an hour it was flying, and it was doing the same lap over and over. It might have actually been someone just watching you. Just like, oh fuck. It was a real big fucking drone and it was far, like it was high. Do you feel like, do you believe in all the alien shit?

No, I just don't think anyone knows what the drones are. No one, I mean if you've never heard of this story, I probably sound like a fucking maniac. No, I've heard of drones, like the fucking camera drone. Yeah, but there's drones are. No one, I mean, if you've never heard of this story, I probably sound like a fucking maniac. No, I've heard of drones, like the fucking camera drone thing. Yeah, but there's drones right now that people, no one knows what they are. And the government won't tell us what they are.

And they're like SUV sized drones. In the air? In the air. That's how big they are? But I'm saying, does it look like a circle? Is it like the- No, it's like, it kind of looks almost like a plane, but it's got lights everywhere, I'll show you.

Damn, it's tricked out. Yeah, I'll show you damn. It's tricked out Yeah, I need to see it's got the ground effects I mean, it's not that exciting with there. It is last night. It's far away. You got raw footage. Yeah, this is a fucking plane nigga No, it's not Fucking plane I was afraid to literally looking at it. This is a plane with. I was afraid to tell you guys. I'm literally looking at it. This is a plane with red lights on. This might have been an emergency plane. Trust me daddy.

No, no, no, I see what you're saying though. Hold on. And it was just doing fucking, it was. Nah, it does look very different. It was literally just doing circles for as long as I was out there. What the fuck? You'd see it every like 20 minutes.

So other people have seen this and nobody has said exactly what it was. No, people are, senators are literally asking the government to tell us what it is and they won't. Damn. Well they know you're here, I'll tell you that. They got it.

Whatever it is, they know that Shane Gillis is. Can I peep that thing? Yeah. Nah, that's interesting. The first video. I've never actually seen nothing like that for real. The first video's very good. It kinda looks like something.

I see what you're saying, looking like a plane. Yeah, it kinda has the flashing rim. Saw it with my naked eye. But looking at that flight path, that's an irregular flight path for sure. Yeah, because it's not just going through, it stopped. Yeah, that's.

Filming it never does it justice. I do trust it. I saw it live. Why does nobody have good HD footage of shit? I don't know, I tried to film it and it just got blurry. And then, hold on, you can hear my- I feel like nobody has a good HD footage of nothing that we don't know about. This is...

Yeah, my girlfriend was making fun of me for being old because I couldn't film it. Don't laugh, it doesn't matter. Make it. You what? Your old ass can't make it. Well, you can fucking do it. That's good UFO footage.

Well, you fucking film it. I can't film it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Nobody has good footage of none of this shit, bro. That's the fucked up part of all this shit. I wish, oh, O'Connor was there. He can vouch for me. For the UAP?

I can't have girl vouch. Yeah. You know what I mean? For what? To see a UFO, you can't have a woman be. Yeah. You know what I mean? For what? To see a UFO, you can't have a woman be like, yeah, we saw it. No one's gonna trust her. Why?

Because they believe everything? No one's gonna believe the woman, but I do have, O'Connor was there too. You can't have a female. What's wrong with it? You can't. What's wrong with it? You need two male witnesses.

Any female witness is nullified, dude. Yeah, the- One male witness is nullified, dude. One male witness is equal to like five female witnesses. The prosecutor just hits him with their horoscope in the stand, they're like, yes, I believe everything. Like, all right, your honor, rest my case. No, honestly, I don't know if I believe in that shit, man. It's definitely something out there in the ocean,

but I don't know about it anywhere. Yeah, I don't think there was like an alien UFO. Yeah, I think that was some government shit. That was just a fucking weird government thing to do. I'm gonna be out there tonight. Yeah, that or your neighbors just are on some, trying to fuck with you. There's also a chance it's just a guy.

Yeah, just a neighbor. Just having fun with it. It's a big fucking drama. But you said you saw it on an outlet. Oh dude, it was on the news. There was like- Oh, it was on the news. They were everywhere.

So it was like people really were calling them the what? That's not a neighbor. Yeah, no. That could be China. Yeah, it could be China. Although why would they, like, they have, they could just. It could be China. China could have.

And why do they want to come to Austin, Texas? That's what I'm trying to figure out. A lot of tech down here. There's Spire. There's nothing here, bro. It's all tech now. It's tech? Yeah, Elon Musk.

So this is like, kind of like the new Portland. Yeah. This is a lot of tech down there. Yeah, led by Elon Musk. Dude, what'd you think about his Pornos heart out? Pornos heart out like that? Yeah, did you see that? See, Elon Musk could have fucking-

Did you even see the Nazi salute from Elon Musk? Oh yeah, I did see that, yeah. That was tough to defend, bro. He's like, I'm sending my heart to you and he pounded his chest and then tossed his hand up. And threw it out, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that is either. I think a lot of the shit he'd be doing

sometimes he'd be trolling too though. You think that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's heavy on Twitter and shit. He is. He's always like laughing at jokes on there. Yeah, yeah. Shit that AB post.

He's trying to do like the cat. Like the cracker, the year awards and all that. He always laughs at shit like that. So I think he's, he knows what he's doing. He's very funny. But tossing a that. He always laughs at shit like that. So I think he knows what he's doing. He's very funny. But tossing a fucking. Yeah, that was crazy though. That's not that much.

That's not an inauguration. You can't do that at a political rally. And then being like, oh my God, enough with the Nazi stuff, dude. It's such a, that was wild. That was a close one. I'm usually quick to defend that one. Why didn't you go?

I saw like. I went to the No Dame National Championship. You were invited for sure though. I was, not through the administration. You're one of the pure ones. AB invited me. I got invited with AB. Yeah, which was tough to turn that. Yeah.

Antonio Brown was at the. Antonio Brown was at the inauguration. With C. O'Vann and the Paul brothers. I mean that was a crazy lineup. Dude it was. I didnuration. Antonio Brown was at the inauguration. With C.O. Vaughn and the Paul brothers. I mean that was a crazy line up. Dude it was. I didn't see him, I didn't see AB in none of those pictures. I didn't see him either. He was there.

For sure? Yeah. I saw a picture of him and Trump, and he invited me to go with him. He took a picture with Trump? How is this not, I have not seen none of this. Yeah I haven't seen any either. I saw the Paul brothers were there.

I saw one of the, it was this black guy there doing an MLK speech. Oh yeah, Trump's behind him kind of fucking laughing. If you're a brother in America, he really, that guy set us back right there. I don't know what, I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why he, yeah, it was a lot, man.

So he had like the old preacher accent. Yeah, he just really just, it was a lot, man. So he hit like the old pre-true accent. It's really just, it's like damn, bro. What was he doing? He was like, we will have Panama one day. Well, don't do it. You don't, yeah, you're not allowed to do it. It's dead, that guy just, yeah, let's just leave it alone. Let's leave it alone, bro.

Let's leave it alone, just fuck it. Cause after each time, it just doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do that. That's how we both naturally talk. We turn, this is our radio voice right now. We've been code switching this whole time. Whenever we talk, we're like, yeah, I'd like some Chipotle.

Could I get chicken bowl with rice? And he says, yeah, no problem. Shane. One day the portions will be bigger. This is some bullshit. That's just how we talk normally. Brand risk right here. This is not a brand risk. I just hope we have a cease and desist letter.

This is getting bad. Our lawyers are counter back with white boys crazy. White boys crazy. White boys crazy. Damn, Juicy, you're the man. Oh, man. Can you do a good MLK? No, I just, see, I'm just going to leave that alone. Because that guy, he definitely, that guy definitely, he set us back so bad that I wouldn't even, I don't even think we even need to impersonate M.O.K.

I don't even know why that guy did that. And if you look at Trump and Elon Musk and everybody's face when he was doing it, it's just like, you know. It was crazy. It was, I don't know why. It was almost as crazy as the other salutes. It was too wild.

Yeah, they were like trying not to laugh. It was almost like, bro, why are you doing this? Because it is funny. Yeah, it's like. It's like, we know that's not how you talk. What are you doing? Oh my God. Yeah, it was bad.

It was bad. Who is that guy? Was he a pastor? Yeah. Yeah, I'm kinda, I didn't see that. I missed everything on the internet yesterday. When? How do you Google that, by the way?

Yeah, don't say it. Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate Darren in LaGuardia. Yeah. They could have just played a clip, I think. True. Lorenzo Swalwell. Yeah, I knew he was a rapper. What was he stoked on?

Was he just stoked on Trump or like? I think unity. Okay, that's a top. I mean, that's nice. That's good. Yeah, that's dope. It truly is though. If you're going to give the speech. Oh, that's what's up. I mean, that's good. That's good. It truly is though.

If you're going to give the speech, oh, that's good. Nobody had anything bad. Oh, wow, yeah, that guy is good. That's a good dude. He could have just been like, all right. For him to just come in there for unity, that's... That's actually nice. Maybe he just got carried away.

The spirit of the moment, he was just like, I can't control myself Let rip. Hey musk musk. I carried away. Hey, so must do a fucking Nazi. Yeah, I'm doing the voice. Fuck this I'm gonna have fun, too It's the 40s and 50s again everybody's going back. Let's just do whatever That was weird though seeing like everybody was trying to get It's weird though seeing like the... Everybody was trying to get in the back. Everyone was going back in time. That's it. And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with Theo.

Theo Long. I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really, yeah, he hopped on. Classic bullying, dude. They fucked up his chair and had him fall. He was serious, bro. Yeah, you'd be embarrassed. Imagine falling at the inauguration.

Theo said it didn't happen. Huh? Theo came back and said, my bad. Turns out they didn't fuck with the chair. But was he trolling? I don't think, I think he was serious. I have no idea. I didn't talk to him about it.

I think he seemed serious. Yeah, yeah. I was ready to ride. Theo's one of those guys you never really know sometimes. Yeah, you can't really tell, but that seemed serious. Yeah, he seemed, yeah, because it didn't seem like anything he was joking about. No.

There's no joking none of the shit he was sweetening out. Unless he sells a fight with them. True. As he just goes and gets knocked out by the Paul brothers. I was ready to ride against the Paul brothers. Hey, that's one way he could be selling that fight. Maybe he sells just getting knocked out in a couple months. That'd be so sick.

Yeah, falling through a chair out of anywhere is hell. But inauguration, that's- That is funny to think about logan who's logan's the boxer right or jake jake paul jake they both do it yeah no one fake fight logan is like a wf guy i think he he did that after he after he did the float when he was like yeah he boxed floy mayweather oh he did yeah oh yeah i get him confused they both boxed but uh the younger brother is the one who just beat the fuck out of Mike Tyson.

So unnecessary. So bad. Yeah, that was like sad, man. Yeah. They have Mike like butt naked in locker rooms getting prepared. I think that was Mike. Yeah. I think Mike was doing that. Yeah, no, that's what I said. Yeah. Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out. Yeah, true. But that might have just been I think that's from other fights, though, that's what I said. Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out. Yeah, true. But that might've just been,

I think that's from other fights though, man. I think he had, I think he's got a form of CTE for sure. Yeah. There's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind. Yeah. Like you could still, you could say wild shit

and get away with it a little bit. It's like A's. Mike Tyson is one of them. Yeah, exactly. So you have enough money. You can just ride around with it like AIDS. And eventually it spreads and spreads until, yeah, yeah. You just give it to all your girlfriends. Just push them in the head.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well I don't know about that. I thought you were talking about it. I don't think you spread it like that. I think it spreads through the brain. Yeah. It does, yeah, that's actually a decent point.

CTE does get kind of spread. He's got a point. Yeah. They got it from somebody who probably had CTE too. Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE? I think it's probably just most former NFL guys. Yeah, anytime they flash to a UFC fighter at one of those things. Yeah, some of the fighters have it too. The old UFC fighters. Yeah, the rec dudeed a UFC fighter, one of those things. Yes, some of the fighters have the old UFC fighters.

Yeah, the wreck. Real. Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be kind of sick to just be like, fuck it. Yeah, I'm going to get my head, my bell rang and just rock with CTE for a while. Once you get over the fear, it's got to be kind of nice. Gamble whenever you feel like it. Fucking smash everything in your house. Gamble companies, they'll be on you to look up at those people. They'll be all on you too. They'll be looking for the most people.

You've been seeing that, you know about Bob Minnery? I know of him. He's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble company. Oh man, they got him by the balls, man. He's just promoting every. Who is that? He usually does shit with like Nuk Boys. Okay.

And different shit around that. But I don't know the name of the company, but it is funny, man. He'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour. He'll be like, if you wanna win free tickets, come out to a game with me and just have this, all this shit you gotta do. And then he'd be like, ah, fuck those people.

I'm not doing this shit no more. This company is such, what the fuck just happened, bro? You got all these people summing up an hour. He's like, if you guys sign up, I'm sorry. Tomorrow we'll do a different one. I'm like, yo, this is the worst business I've ever seen in my life. But you know those companies, they just like,

they got money, man. Dude, tons of money. Apparently they've been killing it harder than anyone can imagine. Like billions of dollars out of the state of New Jersey alone. Yeah. You had to know that.

Sager and Jeddie's big on that. The guy from Breaking Points, he was hittin' me to the stats and they're not good. Yeah, we never had betting like this. I know. You had to go to Atlantic City or. I don't think they were able to promote it back in the day. Yeah, it was illegal.

They just made it illegal and now every single person gambles. Well, after LeBron James started doing commercials, they were like, fuck. Was he? Yeah. He does one right now with Kevin Hart, I think. Oh yeah, that's right.

Yeah, yeah. Damn, his deal just ended with China now he's doing gambling. What the fuck? What the fuck? I was mad at LeBron during the national title. Why? Oh, he was Ohio.

Yeah, he was in the box. Oh yeah. I mean, you had to know. Put a crown on his own head. You knew Notre Dame wouldn't go in that. I didn't think Notre Dame was gonna win, but first drive looked great season. First drive was great.

I did. You did. I'm not supposed to say. Well, that might've been a reason right there that shit didn't happen. What happened? No, just met the boys in the morning, gave them a little chat.

How'd that go? I said met the boys like he's the coach. I think I'm not supposed to talk about it. Like he's the natural coach. True, true, true. But no, that was awesome. Yeah, got to meet Marcus Freeman before the game. Phil talked to him, it was nice.

That's awesome. Phil made his way all the way back to the title after the week two heart attack. Huge. Beast. How did you feel about the game? Did you feel all right with, I mean it was. I knew it was, I was like 21-7, I was like that's game.

Yeah. And then, they cut it though, they cut it to one score with like four minutes and then questionable decision to try to kick a field goal for no reason down 16 or whatever yeah but great season we'll be back for sure we gotta raise some money for the Irish now no they've got plenty of money man. I'm gonna give them a little. Yeah that's where all the money is going. That's where all the money is going. I'm going to fuck my family. It's going straight to Notre Dame football. The booster club's eating, man. Yeah, I was looking at the confetti, watching Ohio State score, just sitting there going...

I called my agent immediately. I was like, let's book a show and give all the money to Notre Dame. Notre Dame needs a champion. I woke up the next day like, ah, fuck. Fuck, that's a lot of money. Fuck. You just take your half of the pros, like the fire show you're doing. Fuck. Fuck, that's a lot of money. Fuck. You just take your half of the pros, like the fire show you're doing. Like actually Bill, I'll donate my own half. It's Notre Dame. Fuck the LA fires, that's going to,

Notre Dame needs to de-tackle. I need to give that to an 18 year old. I'm gonna do the Nights, man. I think y'all did something for the LA fires. That's on Mondays. Me and Burr are gonna do a show out there. Yeah. Where's it at?

Where's the show at? I don't know. In LA. I forget what it's called, the Will Turn. Is that what it is? The Will Turn? They were talking about that when I was over there. Yeah, it'll be good.

Yeah. I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was like a fundraiser. What I'm doing? Yeah, I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was like a fundraiser. What, what I'm doing? Yeah, I thought... It's a fundraiser for the fires. Yeah, I think it's going towards Randy Quaid's mansion. Yeah.

No, what's happening is, uh... What's happening is all those rich people whose houses burned down, not that I'm like, fuck them, but they are all renting apartments now in LA and the prices are just oh fuck everyone's fucked now because now thousands of rich people yeah just buying came down from the hills yeah just crushing it like landlords are calling people like hey the fuck out of here that's fucked I got a guy who's gonna pay triple what you're paying and if people don't know the laws they're just like, oh fuck my landlord said I had to leave.

That sucks. Yeah. What the fuck are y'all talking about? The fires, yeah the rich have to sell those. There were fires in LA. Did you miss it? You don't know the fucking drones. Did you hear about it?

Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, that shit was a crazy situation for real. You know what's crazy, we had just eaten at that Nobu. I think, I don't know if that shit burnt down. Yeah, I don't know anything about all that. So they were telling me where shit was burning. Like a Malibu area, they got a bunch of restaurants on the water.

But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip. Damn. Like the houses and everything. I don't know, Nobu or we're so might still be there. Yeah. But you were there after the fire. I was like, like two days before.

We were just there. Was it fucking windy? I saw the videos of somebody driving through that same area. Oh, wow. And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely like swept through. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what all got. Well, it was weird too,

because like you look at the footage and there'd be one house left on the block and it's like, that'd be crazy to just come back and be like, oh fuck. Yeah, I did it. Shit, all right. I'll move back in. Just move right back in.

I'm just gonna be back. Chill, that's crazy. You really live on the fucking the moon. Could you imagine? Yeah, true. Just craters everywhere, you're just in a house. You'd be the Martian. That's crazy, man. It's just craters everywhere, you're just in a house. He's a Martian. That's crazy, man. That's fucked up. Dude, I came across a-

That's fucked up, but y'all laughing over there. I know, for real. What are y'all doing, bro? That's not cool, man. This is what they do. I got a fact that's gonna sober the room up. Dude, I heard recently, 37%, this is gonna sober us up. 37%?

Fuck off, bro. Oh, fuck. You see how I'm trying to whisper it to my mic? As he's talking. I don't think it's funny, but I'm praying for the family. Nah, all jokes aside, I really don't find that none of that funny for real. For sure.

No, but I'm doing a fundraiser. What are you doing to help? I was looking to come with y'all. That's why I brought it up. I wanted to involve myself. Hell yeah. There you go. I mean, they love it.

So I wanted anything y'all are doing to portray? No, he was in Atlanta when I was, and I was like, because I was going over to say what's up to the team before the game, and I was like, be nice to have Druske with me for the black players. You know what I mean? I walk in, you know, the O-line was hyped to see me. True.

Let's get the White House and DBs fired up. Let's get the wide receivers fired up. Let's get the running backs. White House going a little. Here's Dr the wire receivers fired up. Let's get the running backs. The white outs going a little. Here's Drew Ski. Let's get Drew Ski. Yo, you're stupid as fuck.

Linebackers in the line were flying. How do they look at you like, they gotta know who you are though. The black players know. Yeah, yeah. I was surprised. Why though? A little, yeah. They know who he is. I didn't think they'd get as hyped. I was like, I was just going into it like, no one's. I was surprised. Yeah, why though? They know. A little, yeah.

I didn't think they'd get as hyped. I was like, I was just going into it like, no one's gonna give a fuck, this is gonna be awkward. I walked in there like, ah, I'm like sick. Nah, they fuck with you, man. Everybody do. Shannon Sharp used to do that where he'd be like, I can't believe all these white people know about me.

It's like, dude, you have one of the biggest shows on YouTube, what are you talking about? His shit is jumping now too. It's huge. After, you have one of the biggest shows on YouTube, what are you talking about? His shit is jumping now too. Huge. After that Cat Williams situation. He's, I think he's like a 90 million for that one episode. Yeah. He got paid from just that one episode.

Just that. Dude, the sex tape was kind of sus though. That was like. Yeah, I don't know if that was true either. How do you go on Instagram Live on accident? Yeah, that didn't happen. Yeah, then he just promoted to Warner Pills after. I don't think I'm buying that either.

I don't know. I don't know if that actually happened for real. I mean, you know, more power to him if it was a buy or a one. I feel like he would have went longer. What do you mean? If it was intentional, I think he would have went longer. That was quick. I didn't get to see how it ended either, though.

It was quick. Well, yeah. It was like two minutes. Yeah, but it could have been. He was going hard, though. going hard. He was growling. Good girl. I think he had some good girls in there. It was intense. But see that's the thing about it, if he was growling and doing all that, at some point you're about to bust. If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds, see that's, people don't talk about that enough. The sounds will get you. Fucking. Yeah, a girl can start talking about it. A girl makes one noise,

I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up.

I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I go, shut the fuck up. I mind, you're already there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds, see that's, people don't talk about that enough. The sounds will get you. Fucking. Yeah, a girl can start talking. If a girl makes one noise, I go, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Okay, I don't. It's true.

That's true. I was waiting there. I was like, fuck. I told you not to make a fucking sound. I wear earplugs. I wear those shit guys wherever they land planes. I put that on there. It's a mind thing, man.

So that's why I feel like with his shit, it's like, you know, can you do that again? What are you using? Yeah, fuck it. The second is like, don't come, don't come. Don't come, I'm right there. You go, oh shit. Oh, shoot, it's that bitch, God damn.

Nah, I feel like at that bitch, god damn. I'm gonna come. I feel like, because immediately after he promoted like these sex pills, so I don't know if that guy could have been a promotional thing, you know. Kind of like when Snoop Dogg said he was done smoking. Yeah, yeah. He came out with the fireless grill or whatever. Yeah, that company could have slid right in real quick,

though, and like, dude, promote us, everyone's talking about you grunting on that lady. Who didn't grunt? You're right though, that shit was a quick hump. It was quick. Yeah, but he could have been in the middle of humping and set it off mid. No, you had to Instagram live.

Somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live on Instagram. And it was so, it was like seven different buttons you have to press. Maybe the girl did it. Maybe the girl did it. Maybe the girl did it on his phone. Cause that's, yeah, there's no way he did that on accident. That's what I was saying originally.

Cause once you get to the open, once you get to the open, the fucking camera thing, which you slide over, you gotta keep swiping to get to the live. And then once you get to the live, it asks you again, are you sure? Yeah. You want to go, it's not like, it's not a pocket dial.

You gotta literally get there and agree to everything that is asked. So I don't know, I don't know. It is what it is. I'm glad he did it. Well, why would that be? It's just nice. I just like having it around.

And also I think about it a lot. Maybe when I'm having sex I go, good Lord if somebody heard me. I listen to it a lot. Maybe when I'm having sex I go, good lord if somebody heard me. I listen to it to get hype. If I got a show I listen to it just to hype myself up. You put the audio in just to get hype right before I go on stage. That should be what you walk out to.

Just play it for two minutes straight. Oh that's a good girl. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Woo. Preston that's a good girl. He threw a couple good girls in there,

which is like, all right. Yeah, he did though. That's what made it believable with me. I think once you start throwing shit like that in, it's like, oh, okay, this might be real. Good girls fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, talking her through an orgasm,

like, yeah, good girl. That's what he was doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew, bro. He's just training, dude. That's more of a black thing, though. Is it? What's good, my nigga?

That's my boy. Oh, I was hoping. Yeah. Hey, what's up? What is in here? We're here coming. Yeah, yeah, man. Dude, so this is what I was about to tell you guys

to sober up the room. Apparently, you know, remember Kinsey, the sex researcher back in the 50s? They made a movie about this guy. Back in the what? Back in like the 50s, this guy. How old are you, man? I'm 38 for a second.

I was like, am I 50 years old? I'm like, what the fuck? So apparently in the 50s, this guy did like a crazy sex study where he like was interviewing housewives, dudes, and he was like, there's no way to talk about sex back then. and he was like, no one would even talk about sex back then, and he was like, here's what's actually occurring,

and apparently, I just learned this the other day, according to his stats, 37% of men have had homosexual experiences, defined by one of the men reaching orgasm. Back in the 50s, and that was self-hove reported. That's a crazy stat. What, okay, what made you fucking look this up? My brother told me about it.

Oh, you were jacking off. No, I wasn't! Yeah! I said my fucking brother, right! In the middle of a good dick beat session, this guy was researching facts about how to come better. You definitely, he stopped watching porn, porn now you jacking off the fucking research Don't act like you would jack off to some research I wouldn't jerk off to the research the questionnaire

Was charged enough may be erotica 37% of dudes were around 50s. I could be wrong. My brother could be misleading me. He could be leading me down. Like somebody came. Yes. Two dudes partied. At least one dude came, if not both. That's interesting.

What does your brother do? He chills. He's chilling. He's chilling. He's not even working. He's off the grid, bro. He's off the grid. He's off the grid, man.

I understand why. He's doing research. I understand why. He's doing research. He's in the dungeon, bro. But yeah, no, he just hit me with the fact. He's in the dungeon, man. He's cooking up.

Research on guys being gay in the 50s. Dude, I mean, is that a fucked up fact? It's an insane statistic. If true, Google it, dude. Please, please produce this. Google it, I wanna know if my brother's misleading me. Yeah, we wanna fact check his brother, man. Dude, 30s in the 50s, dude?

That's crazy, and that's self-reporting That's good. They included the jizz part because otherwise back then everybody would be like I was kind of fucking gay I Said good night to a guy when I was leaving a party. Yeah Ten my brother's fluffing the numbers, bro Sevens crazy My brother's fluffing the numbers, bro. He's fluffing the numbers. 37's crazy. You need to call your brother, man. I want to talk to this guy. I'm gonna fuck, I gotta get some clarification.

Yeah, call him. What's his name, Cal? Tom. Tom. Typical. I knew it was one of those three letter names. I'll put him on right now. Let me see if you can clarify.

I want to talk to him. Oh shit, I don't know why I typed Thomas. Fuck Tom. Let's go, let's get the clarification. Is he older or the younger brother? He's my older brother. Oh okay, yeah, that's very weird. He's the oldest.

He's doing research. Second oldest. Oh, that was Tom. Fed's older than Tom? Yeah. I would've never guessed. KFed's older than Tom. He's on FaceTime audio, dude, he's on that.

Oh, show mean that shows number No, call me back, but yeah, dude, I could be wrong, but he was saying 37% which is 10 Now really Maybe this is an updated study. Maybe it's a Kinsey Institute of Research But here's here's my whole point the reason I'm bringing this up And this is the conclusion me and him reached independently if it is somehow 37% self-reported that means In real life. It's got to be what like 9094 and the conclusion was we both

My point is the science with this me and my brother We're just hold on. There you go. My point is the science with this me and my brother were trying to say 94 fucking percent Yes, it's definitely the amount who actually did it and didn't say yes. We'll do a blind study everybody I won't tell on you. Yeah, everybody close your eyes. Raise your hand if you did something gay Close your eyes. I didn't close my eyes, because I'm not fucking gay. Someone gets a deep breath. I feel like if you participate, close your eyes. I feel like you're a part of it if you close your eyes.

So I'm not gonna close my fucking eyes. I'm not even gonna play half of the game with you. My point was, me and my brother were arguing at which one of us was the only, there's only. I know you did some. Yeah, he closed his eyes. You closed your eyes? But you said to close your eyes.

I did, but if you participated in any way, that counts, you're part of the percentage. Fuck, dude, I closed my eyes so hard. The point was, me and my brother were suspecting we might both be the only straight dude actually in the world, the chosen one. Like the world's actually all gay and me or my brother are the chosen one.

I mean. We are neo. I might be out. I've been in the room when dudes have just. That's crazy. That doesn't count. It was straight. But as I'm saying, straight as hell. You guys are stoked on pussy. Oh, OK. So it was it was like a train situation.

Like, is a white guy. It was a white guy. Why is the difference between a white guy train, a white guy. Why is the difference between a white guy train, a black guy? White guy trains are teenagers jerking off together in the same room without a girl. That's weird. That's not it. That's not a train at all. Usually it's a white train. Yeah, that's just for the fuck of it. For the fun for since it equals just porn.

You just get porn. You're just fucking stoke. You know, you know, like just being there. I guess you know, know important you go to one guy one kid's house who has a perverted dad You know bro break out the stash the boys need to party This is before the cell phones and shit It was only a VHS but why together I just like, I just like that. Your team has to sit here. They're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this? But why together?

What is, what? Because you didn't know the next time you were gonna see porn. Cause it wasn't on the phone. Oh, and it's no phone. And it was just on. Yeah, you're just like, fuck, I'm gonna jerk off. Yeah, yeah, you guys go over there,

all go in the cell room, don't look. Yeah. But there's no walls, it's just. Yeah. Look, look, you can sit here, you can punch holes in the ceiling. I mean, we all got a primule. You're like, what? Nah, you can't look, dude. Look, look, you can sit here, you can punch holes in this thing, you can get a primule. No, you can't look, dude.

Okay, yeah, I mean, I get it. So, what's up with the, walk us through the train. What's up with the train? Yeah, what's going on with the train? Because the train's weird. Nah, train, yeah, it's just, I've never indulged in no train. But I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where when you're in high school,

everybody's going in, girls twerking in the room here and then you might go upstairs and it might be five guys and one girl from the fucking basketball team and she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever. You never know.

And I think that would be considered a train in the black culture. For sure. And that's also considered gay. Well, I mean, it's... By me. I've never participated. I've just been at a party and maybe, you know, in high school you might see walking to a

room, oh shit, okay. You've seen the train station. Yeah. You walked by it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you just hear about it at school. You go back to school the next day and everybody, oh yeah, we ran a train on so and so. Yeah.

You just never, you know, you never know. It depends on the situation, but yeah, that's the black train. I think, well it's the same idea though. It's like, let's just all get while the game's good. Were you at any of the ditty parties or did you miss that? What the fuck, and where did that come from? How did that, of all questions.

Did you miss that train? How did that go? That train might have left the station, but you were right there. That train took off from the station, but you were right there. You were right there to get on that. That train took off from the station for sure. You were close. No, I wasn't at that train station. You left early? You left early?

No, that was down the street from me. I wasn't there. No. Did you ever meet Diddy? Yo, what the fuck? Bro, yo, I forgot you actually might have. I've seen pictures with you there. What's the look you gave me? That's the look of somebody who's like, well, I got cold hard facts. I've seen you with the guy.

Damn. Never been to that train station though. No, good for you. That's good. Nobody has apparently. Yeah, everyone has. I was relieved to learn that train station though, no. Not good for you. Yeah, that's good. Nobody has apparently. Yeah, everyone has. I was relieved to learn that nobody was at the party. I've been relieved.

Turns out no one was there. Everybody I've asked says, no, I was not there. Well, everyone pushes the time back. Like, yeah, I always left at 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Everyone busted their dicks out. It's like, how do you know? Wasn't Denzel saying that? Yeah.

Denzel was like, no, I got out of there. I think Denzel was there whispering cool Bible quotes to people like, the devil gets close to you when they're most successful. That would fuck you up. And they're both getting their dicks sucked. Yeah, he said that about the, I think it was the Will Smith, Chris Rock situation.

Yeah, exactly. I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that at. No, probably not, but. What the fuck, man? This dude be having cold, hard facts, but mixes up the stories. I'm a storyteller. Denzel, yeah, that would fuck you up. You're on ecstasy at a Diddy party.

Fuck. Denzel Washington comes up and whispers his quote. Training days? Training days. Oh shit. These guys are sick, man. Seriously. Diddy party.

Who? Was there at least one guy? Who was at the Diddy party? Yo, guys, guys. What the sick, man. Seriously. Diddy party. Who was there? At least one guy. Who was at the Diddy party? Oh, guys, guys. Oh, what the fuck, man? Just tell us. We see it was like a back to back. Y'all are running the train on questions here. I can read.

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Oh, sorry. We'll be back. Sorry about that, I shit my pants. Yeah. Oh, man. Damn, Juicy, you my pants. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Damn, Juicy, you are the man. So what else is going on? Nah, fuck outta here, man.

We're not gonna flip it like that. Nah, you're the man. We're not just gonna throw that shit around, say that, and they'll be like, oh man, you're the man, bro. Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there. Fuck outta here. I'm not gonna cut. What a cool story you just told us.

What a cool story you told us, man. You the man, bro. Make sure you edit that out. That's worse than having it actually in there. Oh, fuck. Nah, nah, nah. I don't know, man. There was the court testimony of that one producer who got led along, and he said he would try to mix tracks and did he would just fucking scoop his balls like

That's what he claimed that's legal document. That's but we've also Guys having fun I could also have been did he might have been he might have liked horseplay And sometimes people take that the wrong way. That's true. That's not horseplay by the way that's That's not it's not a nut check nut check is like a quick. Yeah, it's not you don't ever walk up behind boys Go. Mm-hmm Can't wait to party with you. Yeah, this is getting out of hand. Oh man. You're a good girl. You're a good girl. This probably isn't good.

Yeah, now we're back. We're gonna have to scratch all this shit. No, it's fun stuff. No, it's good. This is fun stuff. You'll be alright. There are serious allegations against him, but yeah, I would never.

Yeah, no. He's a innocent till proven guilty in my book. So we'll see what happens. Why are you looking at me after saying that? Like just look at the fucking camera and say, don't look at me. Dude. Yo, bros look at me and say, hey,

this is what it is, right? Rule one of filming, I'm not gonna. You get it. You know it. It is what it is, ain't it? All right, hey man, that's your prerogative. Let's switch gears, let's switch gears. Yeah.

In a Cassie locker. I'm kidding. Oh man, so what else, so yeah, I actually did wanna walk through this. With The House, like are you shy to like do like intimate acts with like around a camera crew or like now? No, I think Now with this show this shows like a different side of you know, everything that I've ever done You're being a little sweetie on the show

Yes, wait, huh? You've been a sweetheart. Yeah, what's yeah? We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie. I'm switching gears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Switch gears while I say, all right. So it's you and a ton of women in the house. No, no, no, no. Totally different topic. I do show a different side on the show though, for sure.

It's just, it's not the, like the CEO character that you may see on like, could have been auditions. It's still hilarious. It's a great show, but it does have me getting serious with some of the girls and like trying to see what's going on, yeah. This would be awesome. So, but to answer my question, how do you, how do you separate, no for real,

like, you got the camera crew there? Is that kind of all you? No, no, I've never fucked on camera. Okay, that's what I'm asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah. I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house actually. So just like hand jobs and shit? No, no, we didn't do none of that shit.

No, no, no, no, no. We- No. No hand jobs in the show. Yeah, no, there's absolutely no hand jobs in the entire season. What was you, P.D. all season? No, no sexual nothing.

The whole season? Yeah, nah, it's on YouTube. Oh, so people, I always thought those shows were like free for alls. No, no, no. Yeah, we never, the most is probably some kissing. All right, that's not bad. That's pretty sick actually.

You kiss? You gotta see a couple of them. What was his name? Okay, so now. That's an attack. All right, I'm joking about it. No, it was some studs in Okay, so now. That's an attack. All right, I'm joking about it. No, it was some studs in there, so yeah. I understand.

They prefer to be called that. What? Dude, you'd be legend if you wiped a stud on the show. The end of the premiere. You gotta see. For the finale. True. Yeah, but let me know.

I mean, fuck. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Bro, what the fuck? My wife is too. So let me know. Nah, you gotta watch it, man. You gotta see the episodes. When's it come out? February around Valentine's Day.

Oh, nice. We don't got an exact date, but around that time, yeah. You're going to every episode at once or? After we send the season to sister, this episode being. This episode will get taken down, but we could just air this part. Just certain parts.

We could have like a three minute podcast of us going, when's it out? Just click it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Great. It's a three minute pop. Nah. Are you gonna do it like all the episodes at once or you gonna do it weekly? I think we'll do-

Every few days? Yeah, nah, nah, we'll do weekly for sure. Yeah. Just cause last time we got a little carried away with editing, we didn't have a full team. We only had like one guy. Oh shit. So it was like so stressful.

That's crazy. So we started doing bi-weekly, then it went like a month by and then the fans are confused. They're like, what the fuck's going on? Yeah. Yeah, so. That happens. What's next?

What's the next on the dock? Just doing more shit, man. Just trying to, we have a Netflix show in the, like the writers room process right now. So we have that going on. Kudos to your show as well. Thank you. Thank you.

Why didn't, I've never seen your boy on that. This is my first time. He's a, you can't see him. Dude, I dissolved into the role. I dissolved into the time. You can't see him. You're not too good of an actor. I dissolved into the role. Most people don't even know it was me. He's the cop. He's the cop on the show.

Oh, you're the cop? Yeah. Okay, so that's method acting. You're doing a little bit, yeah, okay. I didn't notice that. Nah, I've got to dig this. No, for real. He just has like a mustache and a crew cut

and a helmet and glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People didn't know it was him. Yeah. Nah, that know it was him. Nah, it's dope man. You involved everybody around. Nah, that's what we're trying to do. So yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there.

And yeah, just doing more commercial shit, more shit. Like we got to, we have the shit with me, Kyson, Kevin Hart, we're working on a movie right now. Oh nice. With that, so yeah, we've got a lot of shit cooking up man. That's awesome. It's gonna be dope this year for sure. This is that year of like, you know, expansion.

Trying to do more shit in like, public, public eye. And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to like the mainstream shit. Yeah. Not after they see this fucking podcast, it won't be. But I think you've done a good job. I don't think you've said anything wrong. Matt, on the other hand, you have some explaining to do.

What did I do? He's fucked, man. I'm just trying to move the conversation. Good shifting, though. Good shifting. Thanks. I thought my drone show was gonna be a topic for a while, and no one gives a fuck.

Yeah, well. I couldn't get into that. I mean, it was sick, you saw it, but I kept hearing. I got to see it, I was so excited. I kept hearing about it on the news and I was just like, it was like the Chinese spy balloon. I was just like, all right. Y'all change these mic covers?

I'm smelling something on these. Every time, every time. Every time for sure. Yeah, I don't ever. I don't think it's ever. That's crazy, it smells. Mine doesn't smell. Mine doesn't smell either, for sure.

It might just be the house smell. It could be. You know why people's houses have a different smell. They do have different smells. I'm glad you said different instead of bad. It's not all the same. Yeah. Although this particular house does smell bad.

But it is a certain smell. Do y'all have dogs? Y'all got dogs? No dogs. That's just white. I have dogs. That could have been in my house for a while. Yeah, there's no dog here.

Cat? Nothing. It's just the smell, cat, nothing? Nothing. It's just, it's smelling, it's like an aroma, I don't know, it's a certain one. I don't know, fuck it, yeah, nah. Maybe just, yeah, that might just be for different people that's been here. How many people have y'all had on the bucket list? Not that many.

Okay, yeah, that just might be the house. It's the house. Yeah, okay. There's some sewage issues with the front half, and the house does occasionally smell like shit Okay, yeah, and I keep trying to get it fixed and Bombers don't believe me I swear to God that smells like shit and then it never smells that bad. I don't smell that

It's just like it's like you're being racist against what? Don't want to say that. You did do white people smell like dogs. It's just no, I just, I felt like a pet has been in here off of the Mike smell. It's not necessarily every dog. And it's wet dogs to be specific. White people smell like wet dogs. I never thought that.

No, I've heard that. I just, I thought you guys had pets. I do, I have two dogs. So, could be them. Or it could just be, you know. Could just be the whites. Yeah, let have two dogs. So, could be them. Or it could just be, you know. Could just be the whites. Yeah, let's wrap this up. So you're doing the,

this is the white part of your press tour and you're gonna come in and say we stink like dogs? No, no, not at all, not at all. No, I don't, no. The mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think the house. Does your mic smell like a wet dog? I can't smell it. Mine doesn't smell like it wet dog. I can't smell it doesn't smell like

Smell it smell it Let's trade oh Yes, well does smell. Oh, yeah, I said is Yours is yours actually smells like a regular. Yeah. Yeah, this is totally scentless as well. Oh, do we give him the butt mic? The what? The what? Oh, the blue one's supposed to be for the,

oh, you got the butt mic. That's, we record farts on this podcast and we fart into it. Oh, I'm kidding. If somebody has to fart, we don't. He's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding. I would never do that to you. That'd be crazy.

That would be thrilling. In the front call, he said,'all give him the butt mic. You would have every reason to be very, very upset. Nah, seriously. That'd be so disrespectful. Nah, that's weird. That'd be so disrespectful. But no, we've, we've, we've done it.

Nah, man, y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit. And you know, I gotta give you all your credit for sure. Thanks man. First time meeting this guy. Thank you bro. Very cool. Thank you man, right back at you. Shane put me on your stuff, I was like,

this is the best shit I've ever seen. We watch it all the time. I don't think he said that. It's pretty fucking awesome. No it is. It's pretty fucking funny. We watched the auditions, I just watched the one where the kid was like, my dad's the president

of the NAACP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well he's 100's fucking hilarious. He 100% fucking lied. You know, like that. Just run away, just he's like, well, that's not true, your dad lied to you. He went on to tell me that his dad was like,

the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo, why would you sit here? I could, that was one of the first times ever in auditions I've broken character like fully. Like I could not stop laughing because he just continues. And then he was just like, all right, I'm done with that. And then here comes a tragic story. Yeah, there's more.

There's just trauma. He just trauma dumped on me the whole time. And I'm like, god damn, bro. What the fuck do you want from me? I have nothing else to give. That was great. I don't have nothing. Yeah, nah, he had so many people that died in his family.

That's what he did. That was like for real, the guy's audition. Oh, he was dead ass had so many people that died in his family. That's what he did. That was his, that was like for real the guy's audition. Oh, he was dead ass though. He was dead ass about all that. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but he, it was so funny, man. He was, he had a good soul. He was the man.

Yeah. You could tell he was a good guy. Yeah, he's one of those dudes that you just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again. Are there any little people on the show this year? Like midgets? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a couple midgets on this. I was gonna say, there's typically. Typically what? They're running around. Yeah, they're around. Yeah, they're around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the Clitman love.

I've never seen more midgets than when I put on anything with you. There's always a midget. There's always a midget. He's coming in. There's always a midget in the ball somewhere somehow. Nah, they, yeah, they're just attracted to me, man. I don't know what it is. They are, it's good.

You have a good dynamic with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Nah, we've had fun with a lot of those little people. Yeah. They're an ancient part of entertainment too. They are an ancient part. If you were like a prince passing through town, you needed at least like five or six jumping midgets.

Are you serious? To complete the ensemble, yeah, I think so. Honestly, that's not far off yet. Yeah, I swear to God. I was in a museum and they would just paint them. Yeah. Yeah, because courts, like a royal court would hire you to paint. I had to call them them

like that. Paint them. Paint the midgets. Um. Yeah I have to call them them like that. Paint them. Paint the midgets. Um. Yeah, but imagine you're a barbarian. Um, you gotta paint them. Um. Imagine being like a barbarian ransacking ruler.

You're sacking the town. You just see a midget under a bench. You're like, bro, get in here. Yeah, you're part of the squad now. Caravan for sure. Let's ride. Okay, well. They're actual people, guys.

I know. Yeah, they're not just guys. I know. Yeah. But I'm saying, you know. They're not just objects. No, for sure. But I'm saying the mindset of like a barbarian world. Not now. Yeah, back then, not now.

Yeah, we don't treat them like that now. No, but back then. You get, you're part of the squad now. You get it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Believe it or not though, man, You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right?

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You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? You get it, right? A lot of them are top heavy. Yeah, I tell a lot of them that though, for sure. When they take their shirts off. They're always jacked. Jacked. A lot of their muscles are so compacted together. Yeah, they are naturally jacked people, yeah. And I think with them, they get the normal size human head which makes their body top heavy. Yeah. A little bit, yeah, so majority of them,

but they're cool, they're cool as shit. What? They're cool as fuck. Yeah, of course. Yeah, no, I think that's what's so nice about it is you treat them like regular people. You make fun of them, it's great. No, I actually, I don't make fun of them, no, I never do.

You've, I've. No, you get it, right? I get it. I mean, trust me, I get it. I don't know why you're still no, I never do. No, you get it, right? I get it. Trust me, I get it. I don't know why you're still here, you're lying to me right now. I watch the show. I watch the fuck out of the show.

Every time you say something, I go, God. Anybody that we have come through there, we treat them good, man. Yeah, they have fun. They have fun. Yeah, yeah. And we give them a lot of opportunity. That's the big thing with what we do.

We try to give them more opportunity to gain money. Now do you like get them an Uber home or do you fire them out of a giant cannon? I said do you fly them out of a giant cannon? Yo, what the fuck? I'm just not. Man. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Majority of the midges, they have like a caretaker. I swear, bro. Anytime I've ever like, we've ever done anything with any like little people in audition,

majority of the time they have like a caretaker that they'll leave with, yeah. Damn, like a personal Reacher? Yeah, it's something, yeah. They just help them with a lot of their shit, yeah. I was at the grocery store with my wife and I couldn't reach, there was like some water at the top, top shelf and I'm like trying to climb up there. I was kind of midged of my wife and I couldn't reach there was like some water at the top top shelf

And I'm like trying to climb up there I was I was kind of midged out myself trying to go up there and do this big tall guy comes and I'm like my Wife with me. I'm like, hold on and give me the car and she's this guy's like I'll get it for you I was like dude get the fuck out of here. No way. He's climbed up the car Yeah, you can't let that hell no dude you cannot let that happen No, I would have had to left my family and my brother. Yours now. Oh, man. I've been disgraced.

That's got to think of it like a strong guy carried something for you. That's what I'm saying. That's like just as bad duty, son. It was like and he wasn't trying to be a dick. I get it. Yeah, I'll get it for you. I was like, bro, no disrespect, but you got to get the fuck out of here. I'm going to get this jug of water for myself. I was like, I appreciate you would get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get this jug of water for myself. I was like, I appreciate you would get the fuck out of here right now before I freak out.

I'm kinda turning my wife on though, if I'm being honest. You being scrappy or the tall guy? I think both of us combined. Yeah. What the fuck? We'll get it going. We're just kidding. We're just joking.

Both of y'all married, right? No, I'm not. Just me. Not yet. Why'd you take a big sip of water after us? I had a tiny sip of water. Yeah. Yeah.

No, Matt's married. Did you get married at the end of the show? No, no, no. We, you know, we- We'll find out. Yeah, you guys gotta find out what happened, man. It's an interesting situation. I'm sure it will be.

Yeah. And it's out on around Valentine's Day. Yeah, it'll be on YouTube, on Drusky, under my name on YouTube. Man, we're airing that shit out every week, so be ready. And there's also gonna be different ways you can vote for different shit. Oh, nice.

It'll be dope, yeah. Nice. Well, I think we've done it. Yeah, damn right. You did it. Because we gotta get the fuck to the airport, I'll tell you that be dope, yeah. Well, I think we've done it. Yeah, damn right. You did it. Because we gotta get the fuck to the airport, I tell you that. Oh shit.

What time is it right now? Oh shit. Sorry about that. Yeah, we're good. Dude, thank you so much. Yeah, thanks a lot, man. I appreciate y'all having me. And honestly, if you guys think of anything

that you want edited out, we will. Yeah, just cause. Yeah, yeah, no, we'll. We'll. I was gonna, I definitely was gonna have a talk with you. I was like, once we cut that camera off, I definitely have a lot of things to talk to you on. We're gonna edit some stuff out.

Driskey, thanks for joining us. Yeah, thank you, man. Hey, let's get the camera off. I'll talk to them.