Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 544 - Autophagy (feat. Chris O'Connor)

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

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Then you take them off when you get to the... Yeah, Sneakers on the Beach is... Depends how hot sand is. We rolling? We rolling? Oh my motherfucking God. Christopher O'Connor Off of the wrong foot. Huh?

Nah, he thinks I'm mad at him for Sneakers on the Beach. Sneakers on the Beach is... It's weird. Beezer's literally the only white guy I've ever seen. I bet. Unless you're a local. I see my cousin, Frank did it.

Yeah. He wore sneakers on the beach. All of us has one video game cousin who would play video games at the beach the whole time and then he'd come down at like 5 p.m. in sneakers and he'd be like, bro, what are you doing? You're not coming to the arcade with me, dude. Bees, that's the bees, dude.

Yeah, sneakers on the beach. You're a sneakers to the arcade with me, dude. That's the beast, dude. Yeah, sneakers on the beach. Are you a sneakers on the beach guy? Uh, yeah, a lot of, you know, because I... That's so dumb. How many times do you unexpectedly go to the beach? It's not that I prefer it. When did you surprise go to the beach? It's not that I prefer it.

When did you surprise go to the beach? I feel like the last time I was at the Dainty Improv, I got surprised at the beach trip. I didn't really know how close it was going to be to the beach. I feel like the last time I was at the Danny improv. I got surprised at the beach. I didn't really know how close is going to be the beach. So then I have sneakers on the beach. Don't you take don't you get this in before you attack me? I'm not yelling. You're yelling. Bro, and then I don't have sandal.

I don't like have sandals a lot. Yeah, but you take your shoes off, leave them at the top and you roll your pant legs Up and you walk on your bare feet in the beach I mean if I'm really missing the sand and it's it's a partly cloudy day I'll do it But if it's just the Sun's been baking and you get there kind of late They got sand issues for the rest of your life. You are I walk I have a special walk

You dig your feet under the surface sand you can get through. When you go down to the beach in shoes you're literally crushing the vibe for every single person enjoying the big, oh what the fuck is this guy doing here? It's so unwelcome. I try to make up for it with my other beach activities. You know I get right into the surf, I throw a ball around, I do frisbee, I'll do paddleball. You're good at the beach. You're good at the beach. You're good, yeah, but why?

Get me down to the sand that the water's hitting. I feel like you're dying on this hill unnecessarily. I'll die on every single fucking hill. Any hill, you name a hill. I've seen him die on the sand hill before. It was the second sand related hellish argument. We can't talk Sand. You cannot talk Sand.

A comment has an intense relationship with Sand. I'm just saying, not everyone who wears sneakers on the beach is an asshole. I'm not saying they're an asshole. I'm saying they're weird. I am. Oh, shit. I'm just saying sometimes.

If they're white. Sometimes it's culturally acceptable to wear sneakers. Black people don't like their bare feet on the ground That's you have to respect is that that oh, yeah, dude, so they don't like the sand between their toes Not really my wife doesn't like the sand I like it actually like angered me the first time she told me she's like yeah Just like I don't like how it gets all over me. I was like what the fuck you talking about Yeah, why you ruining a good thing? Yeah, why are you ruining the best? I love the beach is my favorite thing

She's like I just don't sand makes me it just feels gross on my feet. I'm like Yes, oh good. Yeah, I take my kids away. I'm like don't listen Trust me Yeah, that's uh yeah, that's that's something I've seen I mean it's literally goes back to the socks of the waterpark Yeah, that's why that's why they're there, bro. They're not it's not just it's not like a fashion statement It's like genuine phobia of just the ground. Yeah. I'm still with them by a paranoid black mother.

Sort of guy. How do you fellas feel about this? You think it's because microbes, is it microbes getting in there? You guys, socks at the water park, guys? You think it's, is it germs? It's germs. It's a germ related thing?

A little bit, also some water parks are just super shitty and dirty. Like, I've never been a socks in the water Park guy, but you ever see those like waters socks. They're made just for that Yeah, Aqua socks are definitely the honks My whole family did it really yeah, I've ever seen you guys in Jordan socks I've ever seen the longest tube socks ever Half lapping off the foot wife beaters still. You gotta keep the beater on. No you don't. It becomes see through. It looks fucking crazy.

It does. It just sees your wet nipples through the fucking... It's fucking weird. I got no defense for it. It just feels right. It's immediately see through. So what, yeah, I remember I I met my

in the waves and a white feeder is nuts. Just pop it, it's surfacing in a wave pool. Holy shit. At the bottom, the bottom gets all stretched out and baggy. You gotta swim like it's the 1920s. Everyone's in full suits. Dude, I just, I was figuring out that yesterday. It's not, it's crazy that white people made black people not be able to swim I was figuring out that yesterday.

It's crazy that white people made black people not be able to swim and then you guys make fun of us. We did not make it so you can't. You guys are blaming us for that too? You guys literally poured acid in the pool, dude. When did that happen? In the Jim Crow. Bro, one or two things happened.

That's like saying you guys make it so we can't go to gas stations. We still go. It's just a risk. Why would we ever make that happen? or two things happen. That's like saying you guys make it so we can't go to gas stations. We still go. It's just a risk. Why would we acid our own pools? There was a couple times people were tossing it in. Some acid? Yeah, black people got in the pool

and they're like, ah, ah, ah. It's the whites only pool. That's not like, that wasn't like a common occurrence. Yeah, there's lakes and shit, dude. We don't just swim in pools, dude. That's a fucking common occurrence. Yeah, there's lakes and shit, dude. We don't just swim in pools, dude. That's a fair point, though. But again, it's like, I don't know.

I can't believe you tried to put not being able to swim on us. Yeah. Although you could. You could. You could with urban being forced into a city without pools. That's the one way you could do it. Yeah.

I'll take it. You did. That actually, I mean, you could if you wanted to find the root of all your problems with white people. You could. There is an argument. But swimming, come on man. Yeah. Take the, still take the ferry. Ferry's not that bad, expensive. Take the ferry?

Yeah. To what? Like in New York, you take the subway. You can take the subway all the way to Coney Island. Oh, you're saying the beach I was just talking like pools. Oh, yeah I thought you're saying instead of black people swimming they could take ferries. I was like well. Yeah It's pretty close the breezing your hair is probably some sand on there Well goddamn, I'm you know I don't want to tread into it kind of divisive racial yeah

Matt why don't you tell us what's going on with you? First of all before I get to my 60 relative about 64 hour fast who swallowed the canaries Speaking of well speaking of a semi related to cats. Did you I just found this out today? Do you know rats can't fart? No, I never would have rats cannot fart we didn't exterminator come to her house today just routine treatment and I told him about the cotton rats that invaded my garden and he was like oh man that sucks and he came back with a bag of it was like baking soda apparently and second attractant some other kind of food and he was like dude put this in your the back thing in the garden he's

like it's non-toxic it's kind of like a million dollar idea I feel like the guy should patent it I don't know if other people do this but it's rat poison but instead of being actually poisonous substance it's baking soda but it takes advantage of the fact that rats can't fart so they eat baking soda they just get filled with gas and since they can't fart they explode like literally like a pigles like a seagull but that's alka seltzer but you have rats can't and then they're you're like, like a pigeon. Like a seagull. Like a seagull, but that's Alka-Seltzer. But you have rats, and then you're like, he's like the only thing is you might catch a rat

with like it's side blown out running across your grass. Oh man. Oh my god. I would have never guessed that. Me either. You'd think they'd be able to. You'd think they'd fart the most. Yeah, so if you can poop, you can fart. But that's what you'd think, right?

They can only shit, dude, they can only shit do they can only shit Are we sure they're probably peeing? Chris bought me with the if you can poop you can fart idea. Yeah, that's the thing. That's a huge That's like an opposable thumb. It's really just Yes rats can fart. What? Fuck AI dude. If you can pass a turn, you can pass a fart. One year ago. Today I learned that rats can fart.

Mice don't fart. Hmm, okay, so maybe he's thinking what I showed him is actually technically a mouse. Why? That's tricky, dude. Why can't they fart? So rats can fart, not mice. Yes, rats can pass gas. In fact, rats produce the most intestinal gas when fed dried skim milk.

What? Get some milk going out there. Let the boys turn your garden into a fucking fart there. Here's the thing. This is the, the cotton rat looks more like a mouse than anything else. So maybe he like ID'd the species I I gave him and was going oh, that's like more of it That's technically a mouse that refer to local. Yeah, that looks like a mouse to me cotton rat. Yeah, I'm saying nice coat on It's got a nice coat. I can see maybe the baking soda expands quickly in the stomach or something and blows them up

Yeah, okay, so may we you know doesn't get to the far red miss info Rats can fart I cannot I believed you until Chris with the poop, but then still mice poop So exactly mice poop too so mice so mice can a rat or rat evolved from the mouse and they were they literally were Like that was time before yes, not a fart I'm sick of blowing the fuck up all the time out of nowhere thinking I'm just eating Yeah, but yeah, dude in that way if your dog my dog already got into rat poison once So that way if my dog ate that baking soda farting dog farted out. Yeah, it's Jackson already was a fart Get exactly so so yeah, I thought that was interesting that's extremely so there we go mice can't fart rats can It's crazy. Is there a reason why there we go. Mice can't fart, rats can. It's crazy.

Is there a reason why? Is there anything about why they can't fart? How could you not be able to fart? Probably because they're teeny tiny butt holes. Right? Yeah, who knows? Rat has just a big enough butt hole to blow out a fart. How come mice can't fart?

Yeah, it's true. Well you'd think even just a mouse-sized poop of a fart could get out there. I know, dude. It's just gotta be the way their bodies just can't. Mice can fart. What? Mice can fart.

Yeah. Sean just said they can't. Yeah. We gotta get our facts right. The misconception that mice can't fart likely stems from the ideas that they can't burp or vomit to release gas, which is true. This is also AI.

AI is, who knows? Could be wrong, but I'll let you know if any of them explode so maybe they can fire any other It says like any mammal they can pass it. I think every mammal can for it. I can't believe they can't puke How could you not puke? That's one of the most important things anything can do Stomachs is backwards. I don't know. Yeah I don't know. Yeah It's like if it goes in the body's got to be able like we don't we can't process this it's got to come out Yeah, it's actually a really terrible way to kill the guys a pair happens. It's just as extremely painful for the boys Hey, man, no, it's painful seeing all your arugula just go up

I'm gonna age old battle I'm gonna age old battle I don't want to hear that shit. They're lucky. I don't stab him with a pitchfork. I forgot These fuckers There's nothing to you I should go out with my dad and blow up the voles Smoke put the smoke bomb. It'll be three holes smoke bombs in two and he would stand by the other hole the nine millimeters fucking Sock these things. Oh my god. Yeah, I watched my dad shoot a duck one time. I saw his eyeball go fine No, not a duck. Yeah, bro. He kept the duck. What was no man? Oh, it was a Fox fucked it up and he was put in a mercy kill good

We had a each shirt up cap the duck the one time Hey, bro, people were getting fucking plugged up Yeah, I've seen a lot I've seen a lot of murder man Love animal murder Interspecies murder one time he squished him. This is this actually stuck with me We're in a barn and like a mouse ran into the corner of the barn and he just like took a work boot just squished it I was like, oh Like a little kid. I'm like damn. That's so fucked up I

Can see myself get into that zone real quick? On a farm on a farm dude my whole crap carrots arugula Spinach and I don't know what the other one was maybe leaks just decimated all of them like two days Yeah, I mean imagine if you came out and Mouse was like fucking with your Xbox Have your Xbox was eating true I'm having a point you know your controllers yeah You'd have to kill him. Yeah, man It'd be sad, but you'd be there you'd have to bro. You know fuck. What's my family gonna? Do if the shit hits the fan? I'm gonna need a pound of arugula You'd have to bro. You know fuck. What's my family gonna do if the shit hits the fan?

I want to do potatoes. That's I was gonna do the carrots to kind of test the soil and then hit with potato I want to do stew potatoes and garlic something. I you know you gotta get some tomatoes going to I don't really fuck with tomatoes Oh, they're so good. I do I I don't know what it is. I'll eat salsa I like that. I'll eat tomato sauce give Give me a raw tomato. I've tried it. Fresh tomatoes are so good. I've tried them so many times, they make me just wanna throw up every time I try to bite a fresh tomato. I know a lot of people like them.

Yeah. Ugh. What about the little ones? Cherry tomatoes, ugh. Don't like them either. I hate tomatoes. I can't stand them. My kids don't like eating them either,

and I'm always like, yeah, dude, you guys are fucking right. Those are so, fuck those are fucking right It's like shit Even if I get a tomato chunk in my spaghetti sauce um I like really take when I was a kid for sure I was a kid. I did not like tomatoes. Yeah, bro. She made chili recently and she used like It's I'm such a psycho about it if she makes spaghetti. I make her blend the sauce. There's no tomato chunks Yeah, I get so skeeved out about mushrooms I don't like I don't like mushrooms. I I will eat there. I'll I've cooked lion's mane mushrooms

I like them, but if much like button mushrooms come in my dish, I'll send it. I don't like like regular mushrooms Lions made mushrooms by themselves. You can fry them up are actually pretty good. But other than that I don't really fuck with that actually I had I had a little incident at a restaurant recently. I had to be like, bro, uh-uh. Not for me. Get these motherfucking mushrooms. It was mushrooms. Did you put them to the side or did you send the whole thing back?

I explicitly, if I don't know there's mushrooms and I order them, I'll pick them out myself. But I explicitly, it was like no mushrooms. And they came out with the mush. And I was like, bruh. Just try to dose me, get these things. Fuck that shit. Yeah, man.

What y'all fools up to? I'm just thinking about your fast. Oh, dude. I'd like to hear about it. Yeah, man. What y'all fools up to? I'm just thinking about your fast. Oh, dude. I'd like to hear about it. Yeah, just literally. So I was telling you, man, I think it's autophagy or autophagy. I don't know how you say it. If you don't eat for 24 hours, your body, first of all, you go into ketosis, so you're

burning fat cells, you know, all that stuff. But after like, I think 24 hours of not eating any, I can't have anything. Yeah. stuff but after like I think 24 hours of not eating any I can't have anything yeah your body goes into autophagy so you start eating Your body starts like finding like old cells or any like fucked up cells I think even cancer cells and it just munches them it starts just cleaning house of like anything in your body That's just time to go you know I did like 60 I think I did about like 60 hours of like a no food at all just water and coffee Dude, it's I'm gonna try to start doing it every Sunday just 24 hours eat 5 6 p.m. On Saturday

Do you know doing stand-up and then wake up that morning just black coffee and all you do is make it to dinner time It's not that hard hours. It's getting awfully close to Judaism. Bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? Chris, I just don't want, here's the thing Chris, I don't want to get old and have my kids be like, you didn't do everything you could to make it in the entertainment business. Why did you become do that? You know, I just want to do everything I can. True. Dad, what the fuck? You were a Christian like a dumbass? I

Gotta do it on my terms Slowly back in your or I mean it's it's kind of Muslim to man to not eat until sundown. Yeah, so You should just hit ramen on that's what I'm saying. I actually might do a ramen Who Nice man, I might actually I've actually was do a Ramadan. A fork in the road. Ooh, that'd be nice, man. I might. I've actually was always, when I went to, remember the Green Eggs Cafe in Philadelphia? Come Ramadan, that was like a kind of gentrified

hipster breakfast place that got just swarmed with black Muslims. The black Muslims found out about it. Every Ramadan would come in their gear and just shut it the fuck down. I was always so jealous they had that. Like not the breakfast place, but they had Ramadan. I was always like, dude, I want that.

I want somebody to be taking me aside. Is there no water though too during the day? I don't know. There's no way, dude, in Muslim countries they do no water. I swear. That's cat. That's turban. That's turban.

That's turban. That's turban. I think you're not allowed to eat or drink while the sun's up. Really? I know. They wake up early in the morning. They wake up before the sun comes up.

Yeah. And then you eat a big breakfast. Yeah. But then, yeah, you're not allowed to drink during the day. I didn't know that. No water. I mean, unless you're sick or fuckin' traveling. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, so then no water would really suck ass. Yeah, it's also, you can do like a no water fast to a dry fasting that fucks you up I've done 24 hours no water whatsoever, and it's like it's fun. It's kind of I don't really recommend Yeah, why'd you do that? Oh, see what I say. It's like a similar thing It's like good for you just to dry out for a second you do get kind of like cut to If you go no water for 24 hours, you're this is ripped as you can possibly get in that time frame, but dude, I did 60 hours of fasting

I had a good like three days or so and autophagy So I'm like feeling pretty good your mind you get like you do get like mental benefits Yeah, you're just calm you are like you're a little tense from not eating like is it that makes your body produce cortisol But like dude if say like just say you're like in the kitchen with your wife first thing in the morning you don't really love her attitude or whatever she'll start and like you're just like you're it's like irritating she's talking to you and you're going autophagy is in complete control normally the cells that would make me yell right now have been consumed by autophagy

but there's something it does something to your mind you're kind of able to like Just kind of like bigger fish to fry dude. You're hungry It's true. It's true. You're like, how could you possibly be making you think about this? Like I haven't eaten in two fucking days I support you doing your juice fast. Can you imagine if a woman did this? I was trying to I was trying to talk to her. You can't do it. They will kill you They would for real power too. That's I know because I I was trying to talk to her about it. You can't. They can't do it. They will kill you. They would for real.

How or two. I know. Because I've been trying to. We don't have anything to eat in the house because of you, you motherfucker. Oh, that shit I bought? Yeah, you're right. My bad for eating that. Oh, that shit you were going to leave in the fridge?

You mean my stuff? You mean my thing that is mine? That meal you would have left in the fridge for seven days and thrown it out Yeah, I'm sorry. I love it And it sounds like you didn't waiver I would have wavered wavered pretty quick, dude I was making breakfast for the family in the morning So I was like two days in 48 hours in just right you get you were making breakfast you kind of like goddamn I'm in complete control. Yes. Yeah, I've I've I didn't I made pancakes one time and that like really fucked you just want a bite I gotta test them to see if my recipe is

still hitting it a little bit of the bad that doesn't count you won't be an auto-fagy you can have seven pancakes doesn't auto- Autophagy, keto, and then, you know, you get back down to it. But dude, I, it was sick, man. I'm going to try to go. Did I jack off? Yeah, during the vest. I got caught jacking off. I got caught like eight hours into the fast jacking off in the shower.

You can't be, you can't be hungry. I spun it though. I was like dude I was just trying to be polite, I don't wanna bother you. I spun it into some AZZ. Spun wizardry yeah. Yeah just trying to be polite, didn't wanna bother you. You're not allowed to eat the pussy.

You're fasting. You know I'm a Muslim brother. No. You're fasting. You know I'm a Muslim brother? You know I'm a Muslim brother? No. Nah, yeah, it was, we were getting around that time, and you know, that my Muslim brothers, back in the day, would have put her in her separate quarters too. Yeah. So she was nearing that crucial time. It's crazy, women spent half of their life pre menopause or or their period half their life They're rocked from a period. Yeah two weeks out of the month, bro

Mm-hmm. It's crazy What are we doing with science, dude? I? Don't know I think they have figured out a way to birth control, but that makes it weirder another way. Yeah Yeah, makes it pick your price They're kind of fucked dude. Yeah, like I'm that book I'm reading about the girls disappearing and the men disappearing from the girls It makes you like it is a thing like dude. It'd be so sad if all the girls disappeared That's the whole point. It's like it'd be so sad even though like they're on some bullshit a lot of the thing about like You're you're too

They do come out with the sex robots in the book. It's really funny Yeah, they'd be the sex robots came out pretty quickly you can pull you can pull this is written like yeah That would plug them into the wall keep them hot But there was the boy disappeared there would be yeah that Kennedy speech Why choose to go to the moon? This is all go Yeah, the speed at which sex robots would be up to speed is unbelievable. Yeah, we'd be like, Elon, stop with all the fucking spaceships and shit.

He needs to stop anyway, dude. True. I'm fed up, dude. I'm sick of it, dude. King nerd, king autist. Although, Kanye's claiming autism too now. It's kind of the power move. You're a billionaire, be like, oh, by the way, I'm autistic, so if I do not appreciate it,

probably fall. Kanye claimed autism when he first got in trouble. Did he? He was a Jewish doctor. There was a clip during that time. He was wearing a ski mask and a bubble vest, just like, I don't know, I might be autistic. Yeah, bro.

Or he got dinged up in that car accident, his head. Yeah, true. I think it's his head from the car accident. That's fair, it's a good point. See, he kinda got a little rowdy ever since then. That makes sense. But that was right when he got famous too, so. Yeah, it's hard to say.

But it's nice fame. Maybe in a wild traumatic brain injury, it'll lead you to Hitler. True. Eventually you go, oh fucking Hitler's cool. Truly the forbidden fruit. Bryce Mitchell, yeah I saw Bryce Mitchell. Bryce came out, yeah.

It's so funny for Dana White. It's embarrassing how, yeah. Yeah that was an embarrassing moment. It's so funny for Dana White having to like corral a bunch of UFC fighters press releases, it's so funny. Like Dana what do you think about the guy who thinks Hitler's cool? He's gotta be like,. What do you think about the guy who thinks Hitler's cool? He's got to be like which one are you talking about? I have yeah. Yeah, I have ten of those guys

Yeah, so it was great he was like he's the dumbest guy It's actually a nice fucking that's a good thing to have your boss go out and be like look he's a fucking moron I'm not gonna fire him. He's a dumbass Yeah, I mean he's a classic. He's a classic victim to a YouTube documentary watched it was like oh my god I'm the carrier of the truth. I must yeah I mean that clip started these like cuz I've done my own research not what the government indoctrinated me with it Just happened to Dan Blaserian, didn't it? Bilzerian's been on it.

He's been on that? He's, Israel-Palestine kicked it off. Okay. He's been real, Israel-Palestine took a nasty little turn for me last night. What happened? I was watching the live, I watched the Netanyahu Trump press conference live.

Yeah. You better get your boy in check, dude. What happened? Well, first of all, who's my boy? You say Netanyahu, I'm gonna flip the table. No, no, no. No. No.

No. No. Starting to fast on Sundays. That's it. That's enough. We're talking about your homeland. Fast is all. We're talking about your homeland.

Fair, that's fair, that's fair. That is my leader, Nat and Yahoo. Like it or not? No, your boy Donnie T. got a little... He said we're gonna just take over Gaza. Yeah. He was like, America's just gonna take over Gaza. And we're gonna make it really nice. We're gonna make it the Riviera of the Mediterranean.

Oh yeah, I saw something on X. I saw the X. I know what you mean now. I saw the X about that. No, I watched him say it. Really? Yeah, yeah He was like we're just gonna take over Gaza and it's gonna be nice. They're like what about all the people there He's like they're not gonna be there. We're gonna make him go to Jordan and Egypt and Then they can come back. It'll be nice It's like hold up. What if it does kind of rule when they come back Like you come back along long thought of it. Just a gravitron on the beach. Yeah

Standing there Just a gravitron on the beach Yeah It is better Couple slingshots Standing there doing some soul searching Maybe it was And mini golf? I agree But uh What the fuck is he talking about? No water socks

This is American territory now Also too, it's Ramadan You're on the water slide, you gotta keep your lips perched. I think they swim in full fucking white pajamas. I think so. Oh, they might, yeah. I think so. Yeah, that's pretty wicked, man. Yeah, it was crazy.

To kick them off, and then, you know, because then it's like you get down to like, well, he started it, and it's like, well, you know, let's just assume you guys both committed sins. Being like, yo, we're gonna, it's funny to be like, we're gonna, you know, essentially genocide and war, and then be like, but it's gonna be so sick when we're done, it's gonna be so cool. He was, he did it, he just has the most basic ideas

that technically, he's like, we can't go back to what we're doing, because it's not gonna work. If we just go with the two-state solution right now it's gonna be a war again yeah and then I mean I don't know one cool but it was it was bad yeah I wish he didn't say that yep he's always been down Trump's been down with Israel since day one there's no yeah so full and I don't think there's a politician in America that's not not yeah, yeah other than Yeah Bernie Bernie

He's conflicted But my yeah, I don't know man, I mean here's the thing. They have been fighting each other forever. It is none of my business None of my business I'll never go there to either place so, you know, you don't know that yet I know if Trump turns that thing around. Yeah Trump turns that thing around. Yeah Oh like a Dubai like cruise you can go to Dubai then there damn I can get my Instagram like fucking turban shit like chic shot It is now now. This is all making is a really small area and it could get it done Yeah, but you know it would where they're gonna go. You have to displace two million people. Where are they going? Didn't they already bomb that whole area though?

They killed a lot, yeah, the whole thing's fucked. It would be nuts if all the tunnels turned into like cool rides. Donkey Kong roller coasters? Shit. Minecart roller coasters? Yeah, I thought of that. Subterranean log flume.

You see a light like, help me. Well, shit, what the fuck is that? Ah! You might hit some Jewish tunnels as well. True. What if they ever bump into each other underground? Probably. These are our tunnels.

Yeah, once you're in a little baking soda down there. Oh my god. Chris! Chris! Yo, Chris! I knew you were right when you grew that goatee, dude. I knew you were right. I'm sorry.

I knew you were right. Yo. I can't call the rats. I didn't. Yeah, you did. To be fair, I don't think I can fart. Wasn't... Jews? Jews can fart. Didn't yeah, you did Fart I don't wasn't Will say it's not a good it's not a good

If you're like part of a group that like has to travel secretly underground, it's not a good look It is how you slice it the cartels super Jews and Muslims. Sometimes there's cool ones. You like French resistance. Okay. Occupy Germany. Now. Yeah, you're right. But it's you know, I mean, but for the most part, yeah, it's just me. All I'm saying is, it means you got a lot of drama going on. There's a lot of drama on the surface. If your drama is

so intense that you can't be on the surface of the earth. You're fucking, you're in trouble. Yeah, if the surface is too hot, you're gonna have to go on the ground for a few years. There's truly that much smoke. The ops are everywhere. Yeah, true. Did Trump talk about how oppy it was over there? He said it's been real oppy outside. He said he about how oppie it was over there? He said he's been really happy outside.

He said he checked the weather is getting real oppie outside in Gaza. Yeah, I mean, dude, my thing is like, I get it. It's not right. They went through and like, you know, they got attacked. That sucks. I'd be pissed if I was in Israel. But fuck you. They attacked me. Yeah. Someone tried to do like to take away the terrorist hunting permits after 9-11. You'd be like, get the fuck get fucked. Yeah. So I get that.

But it's like, yeah, once you run up the score so hard it's like I mean we kind of did it we did this Yeah, I don't know if it was as concentrated. I don't know wasn't there But yeah, I don't think we're bombing civilians at such a high rate. Yeah, true well, yeah, hopefully we're at least trying not to do that, but Yeah, dude, I just hope they stop it, dude. I hope the fucking resort, it's crazy to come out with it and be like, the resort's gonna be so fucking sick. I know, he was like, I mean, I don't wanna be,

I don't wanna say the wrong thing, but it's gonna be so nice. Did he really? He was like, of course the people, but also it's gonna be so nice. Dude, I watched the whole thing, he's nuts. I mean, it's fun to watch if he's not talking about Jeno kind of a genocide. Yeah, if he's not talking about ethnic cleansing, it's really fun. Yeah, I

Mean he might just be the ultimate optimist He's being really optimistic. It was really rose-tinted Look guys, I know this is sad, you know, you see the footage but yeah What was the plan for getting him out by boat? He wouldn't really answer. Yeah, he's cuz Jordan and Egypt both said they wouldn't take Palestinians and he was like I bet they will So that was his answer for that. I mean that's a fair point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but dude, they're gonna attack the park They're gonna attack the park. If you build a sick fucking park, they're gonna attack the cool park Yeah attacks getting the parks getting fucked up. I would not I'm not going to the Six Flags in Gaza Get attacked while you're on a roller coaster not for me dude, you're just coolin in a lazy river

Peeing in a lazy river dudes drunk peeing in a lazy river. Yeah. No not not happening We'll see maybe in 50 maybe they're thinking about like in 50 years or so But yeah, it would take at least you know take forever Yeah, but uh, we'll say occupying a six-flag with your boys would be sick taking it over Yeah, there's footage of that like of like when the Taliban came back, they got a hold of some remember that they're riding like duck boats and ponds and yeah, they're dancing. Yeah. Like a good time. AK 47s and duck boats. We've left an amusement vacuum in the Middle East.

Somebody awful is gonna get on this ride. We've left an amusement vacuum in the Middle East The games are frankly impossible, and I think they're rigged yeah, but he was talking about sending our boys over there Can't do no, what are we talking? That's why he the whole point of electing him was to not send our guys overseas I know that'd be some day fucking 20. It's supposed to be peacemaker, dude. I Know I know Mexico now sending people to the border to like yeah Secure it. Yeah, I mean he's a peacemaker, but his heart. He's a real estate developer, you know You got it. That's that was a good piece of property. That a take I heard on that it's for real what he's talking He's like it's the best piece of property in the world All the mistakes he made in Atlantic City will be undone

Like I was like I was watching it and I was like no Don't say that you fucking idiot and then I went and floated in my pool. I was like it and I was like, no, don't say that, you fucking idiot. And then I went and floated in my pool. I was like, damn, if he fucking gets peace in the Middle East and a sick ass fucking, just, and a thing that America owns. Like he was like, we're not gonna give it up. It's something we can, it would just be a territory or something? Hear me out, hold on.

Now if America steps in and goes, it's neither of yours, all right? Well, no, that's for real what the plan is. But seeing Netanyahu sitting right next to him like, yeah, that's a bad sign. Yeah, it's definitely yours. Yeah, it's definitely not absolutely ours. Just holding like a sex tape behind his back. Yeah, it's yours. Here's a video of you and a child. We got an Epstein's house. Are you sure that's yours? And we're gonna lease that off you for a very reasonable rate Yeah, dude, dude. I give me the Panama Canal though Give it back. Yeah, that's ours Gibbs. Did you ever get into I could be wrong about this

but did you know like the Panama Canal like apparently there was like People were just like machine gunned off of that land before that became a thing that makes sense I've heard it that was like a ruthless one. Yeah before we built it Yeah, I think the Panamanians went in there and got a little rowdy on yeah, I think we're like thanks fellows. Thanks guys Now our ships can go this way. Yeah, pretty ruthless. Yeah, you get 1% of every ship that you make passes through. Thanks for committing an atrocity on our behalf. Needed to be done, though. Could be wrong about that, but I've heard...

I think Spud told me, Spud was like, the Panama Canal was bloody. Yeah, and how many people died making it? Didn't, like, everyone die? Yeah, they were all getting sick. I think there was, like, a lot of malaria kind of stuff going on. I know they had to send a guy down to be like all right We're not doing anything until we get some tents with mosquito nets going each

How many Died making the canal yeah most were they mostly Panamanian Were they panamaniacs? But what was the average? What was the average savings? on Transporting goods. Oh, yeah Chris now. We're talking money over You know Fair point, but it's the nice idea to be like oh, we should give it to Panama. It's in their land or whatever

Mm-hmm China just immediately took it over soon as we were like Panama you can have it contract straight to China. What? Yeah bro. That's some bullshit. Give it back. We built it. Yeah. It's the Gulf of America and the American Canal. Golf of America which didn't sound as embarrassing until he was like Gaza's ours too. You go bah. God damn it dude I thought you were just being funny. Apparently they really changed it. It is the Gulf of America. Yeah. I mean I guess you were just being funny They really changed it is the Gulf of America yeah, I Mean, I guess that's just our maps Google Maps has Google Google's gonna do it. Yeah true It makes it literally no difference at all. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, do you have to file like a formal? Like a document. I think you just signed to the probably on the desk weed. Yeah

That's so fucking funny. Didn't he sign like bills in an arena? I heard he did a thing in an arena where he signed bills in an arena. Which is so fucking funny dude. The marker comes down from the ceiling. Like a boxing announcer. Yeah. He's getting wild, dude. Have better sex with blue chew.

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St. Pete Las Vegas shunger to come. Thank you. God bless you That was a unfortunate timing for the anti-dei people Oh, yeah helicopter pilot. Yeah, dude that was Pretty well, dude. I was like talking about this yesterday. So there was like drumside was like well you guys did all this dei bullshit That's why we have a helicopter crashing in the plane and they were like well Trump allegedly they're saying he dis in the plane and they were like well Trump allegedly they're saying he Disbanded the head of the FAA and then like that's why things are crashing, but I'm like, bro. You're telling me the guy

There's a multi thousand person organization that if you remove the president plane star crashing like how the fuck does that? Yeah, it's not it makes no sense. No, it definitely doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's like they're like well He did that and I fucked everything up. It's like bro, please that footage is weird, too Oh, it's weird footage and then and they they were talking to him, right? But they try to go away quiet for a while. Yeah, the helicopter is quiet. I heard I don't know if it's true Someone told me that was black ops Like not like trying to hit the plane. That's what I'm saying That was like part of a black op operation you You got a land the black Hulk and restart your head. Oh, it checks out. So I don't know. Why would it be black ops? Oh, there's like running a drill of like how like transport. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was part of a yeah

Yeah, it wasn't like tapped in with the FAA. Yeah, that makes sense They were talking to him though. I yeah listen to the audio on Jones and what was it? They're like, yo We don't do it. It's kind of like hey. Yeah, what are're you doing like four minutes. Where are you hit? They were like hey you Fuck you doing. What are you doing? Yeah? They're like the plane has the right away. You got a chill Yeah, how the fuck did that happen and then the plane crashed in Philly that was crazy, dude I had to fly that weekend. Oh shit. My We're all plane just going, if it goes down like that though,

those people didn't feel a fucking thing. That was a missile. They passed out in the sky, for sure. That thing was going fucking nine million miles an hour. Oh yeah, I saw that. Who? Philly just got crashed. No, he didn't survive the crash.

That was somebody he got hit. He got crashed on, yeah with a debris Yeah, if that guy survived that plane crash and walked out You saw a superhero We finally found Unbreakable. I mean... No, everyone was way dead on that plane. The fucking explosion was crazy.

Yeah, all that in one week was like, what the fuck? Yeah, it was scary again on a plane. And it's crazy to be... It's when I took the bottle on the flight back. And it was a bad, bad Monday. Really? Great Sunday on the flight back. I bet and it was a bad bad Monday Really great Sunday on the flight back at least you didn't crash true fucking you get enough vodka up there you go You just manifested a safe landing Yeah, I would I was scared I had to fly and do like connections

It was just like four flights total on a weekend. I was like bro, please for the of God. Yeah, feel a little turbulence. Yep here. It is they got me fuck fuck We saw some Eagles that was nice. We took a bus from Seattle to Vancouver we drove there or Vancouver to Seattle saw like 10 10 bald eagles like an actual flock of bald eagles Yeah, it was awesome Fucking sick. I told my lady about it. She was like always just like when you saw the drone Saw like 10 bald eagles. Like an actual flock of bald eagles. Yeah, it was awesome. Fucking sick. I told my lady about it and she was like, oh, is this like when you saw the drone?

I was like, you saw the drone with me, are you telling me you were lying? Whoa. That's crazy. Yeah, it was fucked up. You saw the drone. I saw the drone, the drone was there. It was a real drone.

Yeah. I even called Chris a week later to go, did you actually think it was a drone or were you just being nice to me when I said it was a drone? He's like what the fuck you talk about? Just making sure you want to be nice I'm gonna run in my mouth about this. I've been sitting out in that fucking pool every night Go dude. It was not that far if it was a jet. It would be like it was water would be moving. Yeah, it was low

That is my that is my dad's main affliction though. It's like think he's seeing birds of prey I mean like that's a hawk right up there. It's just a fucking like transmitter on a Very clearly bald eagles and thank God tons of witnesses, but you know watch as an old white guy You'll start hallucinating birds of prey So funny that's a that's a Cooper tail hawk right there. That's It's a piece of metal on top of our line Crow Crow with black I

Will say turkey buzzards will get you but yeah Hawks turkey buzzers I Can spot a turkey buzzer? Yeah? Yeah those guys I'd like to get tricked by the turkey buzzers all the time the turkey vultures have those little tiny heads It's pretty easy biggest. Hell though. They land the huge on the bigger than Hawks. Yeah big big way bigger I'm good with Hawks. I'm How exciting is it though when you really see one and then I lay there in my backyard every day in Westchester So there's like four of them that were in these trees right behind me. There's a big-ass owl What that would hoot at night night did you get a shot of the

wingspan whoo yeah it's kind of unnerving dude I when I first moved here in Austin I weirdly like my second week I was just taking a walk at nighttime and I saw this giant bird on this little fence and I'm like what the fuck is that dude it was an owl spread its wings it was like four feet from me I watched the full wingspan and flew away and I was like I haven the fuck is that? Dude, it was an owl. Spread its wings, it was like four feet from me. I watched the full wingspan and it flew away and I was just like, I haven't seen it since. That's awesome. It was so fucking sick. That's good luck.

It was. Do you ever see that thing where they like, they record the audio of birds flying? No. Just like across the room. And they're like, you can hear them all and then the owl flies and it's just, well, it's a lot.

Yeah, you can hear its wings. Really? Yeah, it's pretty sick. There's an animal that lives on this roof that occasionally just sprints, sounds like it has two legs, it sounds like a guy sprints across the fucking ceiling. It's a raccoon, probably.

It is huge. Dude, I had a raccoon on my roof. It sounds like, it's like twink, twink, twink, twink. You sound like a person on your roof, dude. And then it'll just stand still for three days. And then three days, you've heard this fucking thing. Just sprints across the roof. Holy shit.

At night time or during the daytime or nighttime? All time, anytime, bro. Okay. He's got no, he's got no clock. Because I had a raccoon on my roof and that thing is nighttime. You'd think it'd just be at nighttime. It would get active at nighttime.

And it's like, I genuinely thought there was a human being on my roof. And I like put my head out the window. I know, I'd like to be able to see up there. I wanna see that guy. I might need to get a drum His days are numbered there's no way you can do the summer on the roof he's sprinting up there I think he just goes in that tree. I kind of touch the roof true Just got a chill comes up here. Yeah

You've heard them sprint He's fucking huge. He's gonna come gonna from the legs gonna come through the ceiling Told you I put I put that compost out too early without breaking it down enough And I literally brought a world of rats and then strayed cats into my garden. It was fucking kind of sick. True, you gotta get a cat. I do, I have one that just walks around.

I have a black cat and it comes in my backyard. Oh yeah, the dogs, fuck that thing. My dogs can't catch it. Tilt it? No, so you cannot catch it. That cat can jump onto the top of the fence. It's like not even close. But yeah, I have that cat hunts the mice and mice.

We had something that was killing animals around this house. We would hear it all the time. You remember like in the middle of the night, you just hear like, ah, ah, ah. Like right here. That's raccoons, that's definitely raccoons. I thought it was possums.

Raccoons have screaming matches at night. Do they really? Yeah, I remember in Philly, when I was living in West Philly, they would scream at each other on rooftops, brawl, scream. Down, down, down. What? They were hooting and hollering.

Yeah, we identified them. I was just thinking, forrest gump. Coons? I'll just brush them offrest Gump. Yeah, we got Isaac. Coons. I'll just brush his hair off and pour it through the broom. That's just Forrest Gump. I know. That's not me. That's Don Axe.

That's not me. How's Hanks doing? But he was, he's doing good, dude. Good. Sick, he's been cleared of being a pedophile. People are calling him a pedophile for all he's not. He's not. Did I get caught off in the craze?

Perhaps. It's like McCarthyism. I might've gotten caught in that craze. Not a pedophile. Not a pedophile. We've talked about it. Maybe Oprah's not too. Is someone in the replay review?

Yeah. Turns out, Tom Hanks, not a pedophile. We're going not a pedophile. Turns out Oprah, perhaps not a pedophile either. We'll see yeah true Yeah, that I doubt They're still in the film room on big mic right now Candice Owens just put out like a for real documentary or maybe produced it. I don't know. I just saw something with, she was attached to it. That.

Of McCrone's wife. Oh wow. Being like this is a dude. Like I know we all like to fuck around. That one actually could be. Yeah I know but it's fuckin' Either way. How much older? Wasn't it like his teacher? Yeah.

She had time. She had a lot of time. She had time if I could do what she needed to do. You ever take a look at McCrone's wife? Not a good one When I learned she was older I kind of researched her briefly But then a guy fell into one of Candace Owens videos They hooked her up with a good picture

Candace Owens is pushing hard That McCrone's wife is indeed a guy We all have fun with Big Mike obviously I could see Candace I could see Candace also being She's gone down a couple rabbit holes pretty hard. Yeah, my crown's wife What'd you think careful time will tell? Well, see if I got tricked here it could happen anybody I

Mean the president of France for a geez for a geez Let me say The president of France actually my phone right here, huh? What the fuck you trying to say I I'm with Gardini. I think it's McCrone's wife looks like Candice Owens Let me see this bro. Yeah, what if McCrone's wife was Candice Owens wife is 71? Whoa, yeah, how old is he 50 oh shit 47 yeah she's fucking like teacher when he was real young he was like 12 very French very

she was 39 he was 15 whoa I mean yeah true kind of sick I mean to keep the thing going kind of weird In school sick, although if yours tapping into that like magical moment Yeah, man. I mean dude. Look it look look again. This is not my business either if the guy's wife is a dude That's their business and if not, that's a vicious rumor that needs to be stopped What if what if she's a dude, but he just doesn't know? Yeah, just 40 years of I don't feel like it to. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they'll also very.

Although the fact that the teacher. You know, was romantic towards him. Wouldn't like it doesn't kind of throw a monkey wrench into the story. Yeah. And I mean, like in the 70 that kind of throw a monkey wrench into the story? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like in the 70s, you're telling me in the 70s or whenever that was, there was a trans teacher in France that was like huffing the kids' birds and nobody, nobody knew about that.

That's what the movie 400 Blows is about. I know France is like a very romantic place, but it's like you think. It's the ultimate romance. It's the trans teacher huffing on birds. She just hits you with one of those French accordions. I know France is like a very romantic place, but it's like you think you see all the romance She's hit you with one of those French accordions you like what the fuck's happening The he's so French. He was he was a minor McCrone has described it as a love often clandestine Often hidden misunderstood by many before imposing itself.'s Sexy thing fuck. Oh, it's not sexy. I hate fucking dudes being sexy Every time I

Get molested by a destined 40 year old lady when he was 12 get molested when that would turn you into a hopeless romantic I've seen it go the other way, but yes I've seen it go the other way, but yes. I've seen it go the other way a lot of times. Just the women to male student, obviously. The other one would be truly a tragedy. That's not cool at all. It's more clandestine. Not romantic.

Not romantic. Those dudes are not that clandestine, man. They're just firing off text. They're so fucking lame. It's crazy. Which the French. We were watching some Catch a Predator. We were watching Catch a Predator.

With throwback actions. You see the clip I sent you where the guy was like, Bibi, cream pie. I'm talking about a bareback cream pie. And it's like, bro. I think that is just like the absolute seventh level of hell at the bottom of a pornhole is just you're just talking to Chris Hanson like, how the fuck did I get here?

Yeah. You just go deep. You may ask yourself, how the fuck did I get here? Yeah. You just go deep. Ask yourself, huh? How did I get here? That is not my text message. It's not my beautiful text. I just remember one guy being crazy for the Nats. He was a Nationals baseball fan.

His username was crazy for the Nats. of nationals baseball fan his username was crazy for the Nats Yeah, I'll fucking do shape your pussy Basing than the text No, did you text this kid yeah But that is not my fucking screen that's my brother screen name It was me trying to have sex with a kid, but that's my brother's green I wonder if the Nats have banned him from the stadium. I know they were Obama He sucked

He seemed to have kept it of age. I think so. Yeah. Barry. Yeah. I mean, for sure. The emails about hot dogs are weird, but true. I forgot about the hot dog emails.

That's nuts. What's going on with the hot dogs, bro? There was hot dogs, walnuts. That was like, that was like prime pizza gate. Yeah. I remember like just really I had cue drops on my phone I'd be like shit. It'd be a picture of like a plane bathroom of like what is gonna What could what could this they had me on the line for a little bit?

And I was just like I can't this stuff's too hard to follow. I don't know any senators names Yeah, I didn't know any people are talking about John Podesta is going down to the yeah his aid good I was just I for real for a minute. I truly did think that Hillary Clinton. I think that was real one Yeah, he's got apparently allegedly. He's got some weird artwork, but you never know you know you don't know what's the pizza gate thing Was hot dog orders right at well there was the pizza place itself right? It was like tied to something else in a warm out today about today about it. The what? They were fired off about it. They fired off about the pizza gate? Yeah, yeah, they maintained pizza gates never been debunked. Well the guy went in there with a gun, right?

Yeah, and apparently he's shot I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting it from War Mode. Sure. Shot like though His one shot went into the hard drive of the I don't know. Really? But I think that guy just got killed. Did he really? I think, yeah, some cops rolled up on him and they were like, oh, he's got a gun and executed him. What?

Just a pile of hot dogs around him? Well, no, the email that supposedly got leaked was like, we're gonna need, it was like walnuts were apparently little black boys, hot dogs were like, white kids, and there was like, a term for like, girls. And there was this weird email that was, allegedly, again, gonna could be fake But it's like we need 60 walnuts and like 40 hot dogs and then you tie into like the Haiti's like oh

We love this the hot dogs you guys have Like it'd be like Ellen talking like Diddy like oh, when are we gonna have another pizza party? Yeah Wow, it's got a wild King night by the way, although Sandler was on one of those clips I saw saying They have the best pizza parties and it's like bro. I know the same man's not involved So they're just legit talking pizza parties Give me them get down and Sam man. Zah's different Guys, they could bring the same man in and go we actually are having pizza parties Talk about the pizza party true. Is there any footage of them actually having pizza parties at this pizza place? And are they the best pizza parties. Talk about the pizza parties. True. Is there any footage of them actually having pizza parties

at this pizza place? And are they the best pizza parties? I don't know. I don't know, I feel like you kind of age out. You have to arm yourself in front. I've never had a real good pizza party. There's a pizza party, I'm leaving there just, ugh. That's a good pizza party.

That's a terrible pizza party. Wait, so Sandman was at presidential pizza parties? Sandman, I think, I saw a clip of the Sandman. I think he was on Allen talking about how good the pizza parties were. Crazy. Yeah, I don't know. It could be them eating pizza for sure. But then it also-

There'd have to be others. There'd have to be like a pinata and some other things to justify that type of excitement over a pizza party. True. There'd have to be doesn't have like the best pizza Pizza hotspot. I'm sure it's good. It's on the East Coast is the East Coast seaboard the fuck are they talking about pizza? I don't know man hot dogs hot dogs are soft. I know they're not eating dogs like that. No, I love you, Chicago Obama about some good dogs. Well, I, Obama's a fucking he's definitely crushing dogs

Chefs cooking up Keep getting his gay chef died in the pool like a pod. Yeah Obama's Obama's secret lovers gay chef died Paddle warning. Hold on over here. I don't want to radicalize any any kids in a right-wing extremism, dude Yeah, we are this podcasting space, you know, we fuck now No, no, this is a platform and it's very important. We blew the election dude. We're fucking ruined it because we radicalized Well, this is we're bringing this up specifically to debunk. Yeah, these are the top debunk.

That could you is that confirmed? That's still the best thing I've heard come out about Obama. It's been like war criminal. A while. Gay chef murder. Smoking crack. Yeah, there's that. The babe is the nicest rumor. I will say that I was I thought he was gonna come out and really sway the election nobody gave a fuck.

It's because he did it wrong he got in front of black people like come on brothers. I know. Y'all ain't black if y'all ain't voting for Kamala. We know that's not how you talk. Yeah but Joe was probably like dude trust me it works. I talk black as hell. I know him coming out and being like, shit, is fucking Shit, fly suckers.

Not the move for the obamna. So crazy. Yeah, he gave it. After that, he gave it. We gave a good speech after that. Just gave a nice speech that was kind of his usual stuff of values, inspiring, all that stuff. Yeah, while he came out he's like,

I don't know what these. Were they getting data? Were they getting just constant interviews with black people and they were just like, what, I'm voting for a woman? Why did he come out and say that? What a weird piece of it. I think they were polling black men and black men were like fuck that it was just like it was right when it was coming It was pretty clear that the black boat was starting to swing more towards Trump than it ever had

Did they just make it up in their heads that they were? I mean or you could get in an uber and talk to a black Every single black to a black guy. Yeah, true. Every single black guy I knew. That was Obama took an Uber to the speech. Yeah. Yeah, he just got felled in on the deets.

But no, they're probably doing polls and they were finding out. And there's just, you watch online, there were so many people, they'd be like, man, fuck Kamala, Trump, Trump, when we had a bread. Yeah. I saw a lot of videos, we got a lot of bread during Trump. It was just, and they were right, the bread was flowing.

The bread was flowing. So, yeah, and Obama, he's like, well, if I can't do the bread, I don't lot of bread during Trump. It was just, and they were right, the bread was flowing. Bread was flowing. So yeah, and Obama, he's like, well if I can't do the bread, I don't have the bread. I don't have the track record of the bread, but I can do like racial shame. So that was like, they tried to do that. Like you're not, you know. That's a powerful tool.

I hate to say it, but that's a powerful tool for I feel like black people in general to be like, bro, we're gonna we're gonna just like Take your fucking black essence and hide it There you can get ousted Republicans do a good job of that with men. Yeah It's true I might I might perpetrate that sometimes. It's nice. I might be a perpetrator Yeah, we'll see man, we'll see what happens after his four this is last four Unless he puts in like Donnie Jr. He might never know. Yeah, he might he's gonna be geez up at the end of this rung

Yeah, he might you might go out How old is he now? He's probably 79 eats bad, too You can go through now. He's at least 70 in the wheelchair. He's 79. Is he so I thought if somebody's I thought he was 80 70 okay, please I think he's 79. Is he 79? I thought he was 80. 78. Okay, all right. He's... Damn, he's six years older than McCrown's wife. Shit. Shit.

Well dude, I think we, yeah, let's roll with the motherfucking Patrion. That's good stuff. Da-na-na-na-na, hard cliffhanger, dude. We have some good topics. Da-na-na-, we have some good topics Lot of good times I haven't even gotten into any of my topics dude. I have a good one, bro We need to catch the raccoon on the roof

I'm gonna bring him in as our guests. It's a pizza party Talk a lot of hell that loose. Oh, yeah, we got to talk. Hello. Hello. This is incredible. Join us on the Patreon