Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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Wow, wow, Wes Hey, we're fired up. What's up everybody welcome to the motherfucking maybe the patreon. Maybe the regular who knows man who the fuck? Who the fuck knows dude Nate Lamar? Thank you guys. Thank you guys. I'm a man. I appreciate you guys Yes, I mean I woke up today, and I was like can I just bring you know can I just have a good time today? Can I leave myself alone and just have a good time? Matt thank you for bringing us to your good time forum. Thank you. I appreciate that, Matt.

The vibes are already incredible. The vibes are pretty good. The vibes are good. That's the biggest thing. It's like every morning I wake up and I have to wrangle the vibe. It's so easy to wake up. I've been identifying my default negative pattern every morning. I will admit that I love my wife death

But she's at the I like will place her at the center of a negative storm. It's so It's just me because I've addicted myself to nicotine now, and I wake up so mad To get addicted to nicotine. I don't know why I did this they were lying. It's such an addictive substance You're trying to prove a point you've been trying to prove this point for so many years, and you finally fall a victim. Yeah, but it doesn't like, yeah. The thing is, it gives you like the boost initially is sick, and then that goes away. Then you're just grumpy if you don't have it.

You're like, I wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster. I'm a fucking motherfucker. What do I have to do every day? I'm bound to put their shoes on, all right? You put their fucking shoes on And then I go Matt you're being a fucking bitch go get your nicotine tablet and relax You're being a woke ass. What's a woke ass? He hates to walk

Don't make me put my shit on right now, dude. I'm gonna put my leather fit on right now. I'll fucking fuck the vibe up. I'll put my leather fucking hat on right now. We were listening to that today. I was away in here. It's so good. It's so funny.

When he called, I forget the designer's name, he's like, he's one of them. Virgil? Not Virgil. Okay. It was somebody else. Because he's beefing forget the designer's name, he's like, he's one of them. Virgil? Not Virgil. Okay. It was somebody else. Because he's beefing with a dead man.

He's beefing with Virgil now? He's still beefing with Virgil. Oh my God. Virgil dead. Academics try to be like, you know, you shouldn't beef. Him trying to bring like, when academics tries to like, bring the conversation to a, it's just, it's like, he's like, well, they say you shouldn't beef with the dead. It's like, dude, that's-

That's not what you're here for. That's the least of this guy's mind. That's your issue right now, him beef beef with the dead. It's like dude. That's that's not what you hear of this guy That's your issue right now him beefing with the dead version. That makes was the worst part of that interview I think you think so. Yeah, I like the beginning where he was just like explaining everything He was trying to he's like this is all chaos, but we're gonna figure it out And then he gets there, but when he's sitting in his room just sit there Well, you just sit there Just watching like him go through the whole thing like just live recording Kai just being like art where you want me to stay It like that was I did appreciate him capturing them Kanye in a you know patented leather

What do you even call the outfit? It's not a clan outfit. It's like a well it is actually it's definitely I gotta I gotta make a correction. I think the black makes it Dia de los Muertos What is the day of the dead? Yeah. No, it doesn't at all. It does, dude. I think it's still just a clay outfit. The Dia de los Muertos costumes look exactly like that.

So that's the thing, and so does, God, there's a country, like a Scandinavian country, believe it or not, that wears those. But there was like a Swiss, before the KKK started, we were at a- Swiss Ghost. I was at like a, when I was looking for schools, I was at one of the school interviews, or like, you know, they sit you down, which the school's got to figure this out. You're like, when you go to visit schools, a lot of them put you into like an auditorium or cafeteria and just hit you with the most boring PowerPoint in the world. And the one school was like, we have people

from all over the country country or all over the world They showed this like Scandinavian country doing their thing and one of the people were wearing like for real Look like a fan. I gotta stop doing this They had they had that shit on they were wearing It's like the swastika and like it that like crazy hat existed way before the KKK. It's like a nose powers, too What the flooded out swastika? He called on those. Oh, yeah. Yeah, those I forgot It was a swastika and I did in the interview. I was like damn that chant I was like Complicated things somebody agreeable Kamala nigga

I know, he's been complicating things. I know somebody with a greeable Kamala nigga. He just, he just. Devastating, devastating. Was that what you were talking about? Yeah, I can't remember the guy. He's like, the worst. JC, John Legend, John Legend in his hot sweaters. He said he wears a sweater in August.

I mean, why don't we just give him a Netflix special? Please. Let him rip. Let him rip, I could watch him. You give Kanye a hundred million dollars in 30 minutes. He's cooking everybody Yeah, but you gotta keep you gotta keep that on track that goes off He goes off the rails and you're kind of like wait what are you talking about? Yeah? Yeah, there was moments where I was just like damn. He's not doing a bit I was really hoping he was doing a bit. I think the last time we were talking about it, I was like, he's doing a bit.

Listen to that. I can't predict what's going on. I can only guess what's going on in another person's mind. But I do, you know, and I don't know, it's one of those things where it's like, if you think about it in 150 years from now, people might be like, damn, that was like kind of in some weird way genius to transcend all of the symbols of like hate and embody them and twist them in a weird way but for now I don't know you got to be into that like hundred year genius stuff because there's people who do stuff that a hundred years from now

we'll be in a totally different context like damn he was like everyone might be dressed like that that might be the future he's gonna get castrated like play dough isn't it then then so is our play dough got get castrated Socrates got poisoned he's gonna get poisoned like soccer play dough. Isn't it? Didn't then so it is or play dough got get castrated. Oh, socrates got poisoned Yeah, he's gonna get poisoned like soccer. He's a soccer. He's had a huge dick. Yeah We're getting rid of it To you heard about he's got a he's Elliot did an interview with Kanye and Kaia went over to you. He was like is your boyfriend fucking other people and she's like what he was like doesn't got a big dick Yeah, she's like what he was like if your boyfriend fucking other people? And she's like, what? And he's like, does he got a big dick? Yeah.

And she's like, what? And he's like, if your boyfriend got a big dick, you gotta let him fuck other people. And he started laughing at her. That was recent? Yeah, well Iggy Azalea said that recently. Yeah, well no, the thing was he was telling her, apparently, it's not even allegedly,

because he apparently admitted to this, he was saying, I masturbate to your photographs every day. And then she tried to like blast him and he just retweeted went true I mean the polls are flipping and then you have a I was thinking about this recently do you guys know 1-900 Rugrat? No. He goes cracka he's a white rapper but he's they're like he's taking back the word that's like dude. He's raps you so you have Jin Lee who is going full board.

He helps himself. He's a white rapper who utilizes the N word in his raps. He's still pigging. Yeah, he's pigging out, but you know, whatever. Some people like him. He's staying through his own business. He's throwing hands down here door south by. He's been fighting all the teenagers. He's a menace to black teenagers. It's like, I always see the clips like he knocked, Jin Lee's knocked a guy out in the mall. It's just him fighting 14 year old black teenagers.

Which hey man, look. The thing about 14 year old black teenagers is they always get their revenge and then they go to jail and come back as old men. True. That's a fair point. I mean, here's the thing. I mean, you could feel however you feel about it.

And again, look it up if you don't know who we're talking about. Jin Lee, he's a Dallas rapper. He's a big guy. Yeah you could feel however you feel about it and again look it up If you don't know who we're talking about Jin Lee's a Dallas rapper. He's a big guy Yeah, you feel how you feel about him rapping and is a white guy and using the n-word However, I feel like you know if you zoom out He could be like we could turn all the mall security if he could train mall security Just a beat up all security been like it was it became just like big white guys that like you know cool like You know kind of I guess a semi respectful way utilize the n-word Beat up all security been like it was it became just like big white guys that like you know cool like you know You know kind of I guess a semi respectful way utilize the n-word

You know he's not like you hatefully Or like cool right now Or like cool right now Send a people I think have any idea we're talking about you gotta wait for like a Like when they're real bad What do you mean security like you gotta watch them running away with so if you like you ain't nothing but soon I don't know maybe not But now that I think about this, maybe not. That's like, bad idea. But yeah, I've been following a lot of the,

I still have, ever since I fell until like the Adam 22, no jumper hole. Now I just know, apparently he's- He's a fed, dude. He got arrested, what happened? He got arrested by the FBI. So how is he a fed if he got arrested, unless it's super deep undercover work?

But they got him, like recently? Yeah, maybe like last week. Yeah, apparently they all, but it could just be, I don't know, like recently? Yeah, maybe like last week. Yeah, apparently they all. But it could just be, I don't know, like you think it's like, he could be easily subpoenaed in some other weird Rico case. He's involved in like all the weird rapping. He knows everybody.

Yeah. I did, well why would he be a fed if he got arrested? That's my only. Could be a front. Could be a fake arrest. He haven't reported in a while. When they do a controlled by and you're like the guy and they arrest you too just as a thing.

Yeah, this doesn't help This doesn't help Billy's Shane CIA Yeah, true Keep that in a rap I've been compromised as well. Yeah, he's finally looked at my web history Every time I look at board I'm like it's coming one day. Hey buddy. Yeah, yeah, I've been waiting for you guys That's been my theory my whole life about whole life But in the last like 10 years as they will know all your porn history

That's why I just started talking about all the poor descendants. I swear to God ancestry comm I was just talking about this ancestry comm That's gonna be a feature. It'll be genetic tests. Who are your relatives? Also, here's all what your grandfather was into. Cause that could be like a crazy, like, I don't know. Maybe they could be like based on your family history. This porn might be appealing to you. That'll change. Super algorithm like a super genetic algorithm.

Like you, there's like 300 years of data to suggest you might be into step play or you know That would change Family dynamics all over the country. What do you mean? How so like? Can you imagine just finding out your grandpa like gay porn? Then your dad would be pissed and then you'd be pissed because you your shits all out there Yeah, so it's like yeah, you could try it But the thing they could be like yeah, you're looking at that gay shit grandpa He could be like pull your shit up and be like

Adam 22 got arrested for big you Henley's Rico case and nipsey hustles tragic passing That's what I heard. And it kind of makes sense because apparently they say that, and this was, I forget who said this, maybe Charleston White, but they say that it was actually like the Crips that shot. That's what Charleston White was saying. That shot Nipsey? Yeah, it was like his own gang got jailed.

That's what he said, again. You're saying it's not the guy for like the original story. Because it wasn't the original story. He was beefing with I think he like the story I heard when it happened was there was like a guy they were all cool who got caught snitching or something. They were like, you can't hang with us no more. You done. And then he came back salty like and they saw him walking up and they're like, here

he comes again with this shit and shot him. Because they were thinking like, you were thinking, maybe if one of us just came up to you after we were beefing, and just we're like, I'm spazzing now, you're not gonna think at all that we're about to actually do something that crazy to you. Maybe, I don't know. That was the OG story, it was like a friend

that wasn't a friend no more. A friend of me? Yeah, a friend of me. Was able to get too close because they still had friend-like energy. Dang. Yeah, I don't know, man. They did a cool handshake and he's like, ha-ha!

Yeah, I don't know, man. The internet is... There was video of it when it happened. Yeah, I thought so. There was. Yeah. I mean, it was only a matter of time before he got some sort of law enforcement cracked down on that show.

Who, on Nips? No, on No Jumper. Oh, man. It's just guys on there being like, yo, I can't really talk about it, but we definitely Cracked down on that show. Who, on Nips? No, on No Jumper. It's just guys on there being like, yo I can't really talk about it, but we definitely did something really fucked up to that guy, but I don't want to really talk about it. It's like, okay, you're fucking copying.

They have you on camera near a murder scene, and you're like, yo I can't really say what we did, but yeah, we definitely handled business. You're going to get arrested, dude. Dude, I saw a meme that said, every rapper from the 2010s is dead now. Like all the like drill rappers, they're pretty much dead. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean Dolph, King Vyre. It's a bad business model man. It's a bad, yeah it's a bad thing to be like, I mean if you really boil down the business model, it's like if it turns out you're not an actual murderer, it's like people are like, come on dude. I remember being a kid and finding out like certain rappers wasn't for real,

and it was just like, it made me so sad. If you think about it, and it's like, why? Because they didn't murder a fucking teenager? Yeah, yeah. Like, as an adult, you're like, that was dumb, but it used to bum me out. I was the same way. I was like, dude, if you guys didn't fucking

sell crack and murder people, I don't want to hear about any of this. Yeah, yeah. This is all bullshit. You're not talking real murder. It's true. But yeah, right now I'm on 1-900 Rugrat. He's been saying cracker.

Popping pillies, cracker. Breaking it back. This cracker just started bothering y'all, I think. No, but he's never cared. That's what I thought. That's what I, so like, the taking it back is like, I thought, that was like, it used to make me jealous how much y'all could just not feel that.

That's kind of our whole, been our whole thing through the arc of history, where you just kind of ignore horrible things and we're like, nah. You know? Yeah, yeah. Just get to work. That's why people super powered, if you're like, I don't feel anything about this.

Yeah, yeah. My family's okay. But no, I don't think anyone's ever really gotten mad. I feel like, here's the thing, I feel like if, this is a, I don't know, I'm just throwing this theory out there, but I feel like if you, the angrier you get about being called cracka, it might could be a litmus test for like

how much you personally use the N-word. Because if you're enjoying that, might could be a litmus test for like how much you personally use the N word. Because if you're enjoying that, I could be wrong. But I mean, if you're like, you know, if you're helping yourself and then someone flipped the table on you, like hey, I don't like this. But if you're, I don't know, I could be wrong. Actually that doesn't make sense.

Because I, you know, privately. I feel like if you're busy throwing it out there, you're like, well we're even now. I got a couple. Yeah, I'm trying to, I actually discredit myself because I'm thinking like in my own personal life Yeah, never mind It's funny man, yeah people I had someone trying to explain to

My cousin was actually doing a podcast for a while with like My cousin's a white dude and he was doing a podcast with like an older black dude And they would just like the whole thing was supposedly like, we're from different races and we're kind of, you know, like we're seeing eye to eye on things or whatever, sharing our experiences. And he was like telling, my cousin was telling the black guy, he was like, yeah, well he's like, I think it's getting better racially.

He's like, you know, like people don't really use the N word. Like a lot of white people don't really use the N word like that anymore. And he was like, who the fuck was doing the N word? He's like, people just say it all the time. The guy was like, what? And he was like, well, I you and he's like people just say it all the time the guy was Like what he was like I mean not like that He's not your cousin isn't on the internet

Fly oh, I know it's come back it has come back strong which again again It's like you know if you zoom out time wise. It's like it could be and it's Uncomfortable, but it could be the thing that somehow in some weird way like decharges, you know. Because if you're swimming, if you're in a swarm of just online N-words, eventually it is going to dull its effect. You can't afford that. At what point do you let go?

If you opened up X and it was just every line, eventually you go, all right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. The problem with the N word,

if I can ask some intelligence to this forum, I don't think the problem is that white people are saying it. It's the problem is that people expect black people to act on people saying it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what sucks. That's the problem, part of it sucks.

That's what I'm saying, you have to. Yeah. Yeah, you have to do something. And then if you don't, people will be like, what are you, a bitch? Yeah, it's like, no, I just had shit to do later on that sucks. That's what I'm saying, you have to. Yeah, and then if you don't, people will be like, what are you, a bitch? Yeah, it's like, no, I just had shit to do later on that day. It all worked up. I get it, it's quite the conundrum, man. Because you can't, yeah, if you don't do anything,

then it's like, damn, this guy's a fucking bitch. And then, hey, don't go lie, you will feel like one later. I would go home and be like, ah. And it is, it kind of is a, it is a pass to like, you can sock somebody in the face and the internet will be like Sweet internet might be like sweet, but if it gets like further and it's like now I got a soul charge No, because it's still not legally like kids like on paper You can't just be to sock somebody and then go about your day if they go

I got your license plate or whatever unless you sock say it and then sock them. That's a hate crime Like what do you mean if they say it and sock me? Yeah, but what if sock, say it, and then sock them, that's a hate crime. Like what do you mean, if they say it and sock me? Yeah, yeah. But what if they just say it? I mean, and then I sock. And then you're like crack it, and then that's a hate crime. Cracking it, level up my own crime. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know what would happen. I guess you probably would've get arrested. Yeah. If like a guy, I don't know, if a guy screams it at you, I think now you can be like I was defending myself I felt unsafe what he whispers it though. Just like not now. He's not being actually threatening He just hits you with a whisper is action a whisper. You got to take action

Was gotta be close. Yeah, what if you just mouse it from across that stuff? That's you can't do anything. You can't prove it Dude, I had a guy I had a homeless guy tried, when I was in Philly a long, long time ago, it was part of his whole thing where he would like come up to you on South Street and be like, hey, can I get some money? And I was like, no. And he literally waited until other black people were coming. He goes, this guy just called me the fuck, I can't believe he called me the N word. And I was like, bro, nice try. Nice try. But it was also, I was like, sick move, but.

Did anybody seem to, did they buy it? No, they were walking, because also I was just like, bro, but did anybody seem to did they buy it no they're walking but it was also I was just like bro whatever man I'm gonna get out of here and they just like kind of laughed and walked by I was like that's kind of a nice move I'm screaming grow you just chill we're outside of the hog and does I was like getting hog and does too and I'm like Bro, you kind of got me Damn dude, how long how long was he standing by you before black people showed up that he could it was like They were like at the very end or like a block and a half away So he kind of was like come on man come on man

I'm like dude for I was just trying to enjoy some ice cream before I went to the laugh house He's plod for you're about to go to the blackest place. I know He was one of like he was like one of the turtle skeletons outside of Bowser's house But yeah, man, I was actually uh, I was I was in a minority position recently I recently Last weekend, I had to go to a Western theme, but I tell you guys was going to Western theme party Oh, so my wife has somehow fallen in with I didn't even know this term before the you know what wags are wives and girlfriends of athletes

Okay, no, so she was kept saying like wags. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about But it was that they were just like a bunch of athletes and they're having like a Western themed party So I've never got to dress like a cowboy before I was so excited I was like dude I've always wanted to just like see what happened which you, you know, again, like speaking of outfits and then like, you know, feeling the power of them. I dressed like a cowboy and it, like, I understand like the whole Garth Brooks altar persona thing. I dressed like a cow. First of all, wildly, I took it way too far in terms of dressing like a cowboy. I thought everyone, yeah, pretty

much. I was way, I had turquoise cowboy boots tucked in. Turquoise, no spurs. But I was cowboyed like insanely turquoise. Yeah, oh yeah. Turquoise, bolo pendant. I was it was sick as hell and I felt good. But then I showed up at the party and it's like I was and I was definitely one of the one of the only at first,

but then there's like maybe one or two other white guys. When you're the only white guy, or when you're in a white guy minority position, my policy is you can't talk to the other white guys. It's the opposite. I know black people see each other and they're like, what's up? You can't even be seen to be like, supper.

I just ignore them. I'm like, dude, no. You definitely don't want to be talking to other white guys in cowboy costumes I was I was fully decked out, but I was just like I just felt weird cuz I was fully dressed up I'm not a you know, I'm not a social all-star anyway, and I ended up getting like pretty drunk I just started crushing yeah ranch waters, and then I was ready to socialize and it's like man I'm still working on it

Like groups of like younger dudes and be like, first of all, I didn't realize how many drinks I had, so I go to talk and I'm like, completely fucked my fudge for words up. I don't remember what I was saying, but I just remember very quickly people being like, oh shit, man, all right. Just being like, oh, all right. Damn it, dude. I blew it. But dude, I felt good. Getting drunk in a cowboy costume is, I just, I had no idea that I liked that. What sports teams? Huh?

What sports teams? What do you mean? There's only one sports team out here. No, they're just like, you know, traveling athletes. Yeah, so it's like they're from different sports teams. What was the food like? That seems like you doing cowboy, you gotta go. Yeah, it had to be tops of barbecue beating beans brother

What are they learning? How would I like? What was the level of you were at like a you said 10 for your dress? I would say what was everybody else said number wise or just like a hat couple fives and sixes Thank God, but yeah, it was I had that also. Yeah, I had a turquoise straw cap It was struck. Yeah, no, it was a straw cap with like a little thing in the most it was so fucking sick Yeah, that was a um that was a weird experience man because I'm not the best socially Yeah, he tossed me an outfit where I'm standing out And it's like I really had a fight through that I did like a coward with alcohol But did you hit were you in character the whole time like I couldn't help it dude

I literally couldn't help just being like sit there and being like Yeah Yeah, that's you go really bad. Yeah, yeah It's Nate's coffee. You got a shit. Yeah, go on bro It's espresso do you usually fuck with espresso? Oh man, we get some audio from the bathroom Where you going Lamar? no man get the fuck over there Cross your turn to take an across the street dump. Yeah, that's the bath. It was not that close He's not like to have to run. This is gonna be not I know

The fact that he needed to like leave the building. Don't take his shit, man. It's going to echo. Yeah, I want to hear it. La Mer, just let it go, man. Don't be scared. I feel mad now. I mean, I was all hype.

I got an espresso machine, so I just have like the pods. I made us some espressos. I was like, get us woke it up Dude that that little Nespresso pod is a it's you know Straw in the camel's back in terms of Lemaire's digestive upset true like you'd like I know this is the worst thing He did that's not yeah, you think it is more than crap out He blamed it on my coffee, but he just didn't get his morning crap out That is gotta be like, you know when you watch Peaky blinders and you see like the industrial goings-on in the town. That's Blue collar

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All right, fired back up. We're live again. Yeah, we tried to wait for LaMare to take a dump, but it's been at least, what would you say, 15, 10 minutes? It's gotta be 15. Now I'm worried about him. I'm worried he died an Elvis death in there Oh, that's a that's

Stay tuned to find out if Lamar is dead on the toilet. Yeah, that'd be kind I mean I yeah, I'd be sad if he died on the toilet, but that's a hundred percent I just feel at the end of like oh, I open it up. He's just Fully dead over the toilet. Who's gonna wipe his ass. I'm gonna be upset. He blamed it on my coffee Holy dead over the toilet. Who's gonna wipe his ass? I don't be upset. He blamed it on See the guy see a CSI or whatever come in and find a tiny Nespresso pod He had it dude, I did a I did a podcast with Duncan Trussell recently and we I'm still fucked up about this. We're looking up, you know

It was the age-old question of like how much cum is actually produced every day Yeah, like like amongst humanity. Yeah, it's it's ridiculous. It's staggering, but the We came across a statistic that it was about like you know porn usage We're trying to figure out how many people are looking at porn blah blah And then just part of that was a stat where they're like what percentage of people think child pornography should be illegal Yeah, should be illegal should be legal or I guess either was a way What is this yeah pretty much they framed it as illegal because I think that been kind of a crazy question like yeah you Yeah, so do what percentage of people you think in America on this on this?

Uh you know this one study claimed that it should be illegal. I'm gonna say 95 it was like 84 dude Really it was like toward 15 16 percent of people were like it shouldn't be that bad Yeah, dude there was a 14 percent people who answer and that's is the people who are answering honestly I wish he was here to defend this to defend this. He has some stances on this that he dies on. That's insane by the way. If he's one of the 14%, I'm going to flip his podium. We had a whole conversation before about the people who beat him up, like who just beat those guys up. I think it's great. I mean, he makes a good point. You can't just be beating

people up for crimes they didn't do yet is like the point but it's like that's that's the world I would argue that I mean again, it's like I would argue that texting a 14 year old sexually is a crime Yeah, and if you can't you know say they're not gonna go to jail You should at least be able to punch them in the stomach as hard as possible. Just one gut shot at At least make them crap out. He's coming back. Here we go At least make him crap out he's coming back here we go Yeah, I actually have no energy left that that one took out I'd be light he might be like I Yeah, I would argue it is

The problem is is when you get guys who account or like you have Down syndrome and shit Yeah, yeah, like that's and then in that case you shouldn't punch him the stomach, but you know they might need a little fuck They gotta learn somehow though. Exactly. It's a little radical. It's like you teach them everything. You teach them how to dress. You teach them how to like all the other shit. Like you also gotta know not to DM kids.

Exactly. Lamar, we heard you have a... So I'm gonna hate you this stat. I don't know if you heard it, but we looked online and apparently they did a study or like a survey of people like should child pornography be illegal and 14% of the people said No, it should. Oh, yes, isn't that fucking nice and Nate really just said that you'd be fine with that honestly Yeah, I thought you would be I thought you'd be part of 14. No, that's way too high. That's way too high. Yeah, okay Like I threw you under the bus.

No, I mean, under the bus, way under the bus. Because I don't think pedophile should be beat up. Yeah, that was the exact point. I mean, so, OK, just to clarify, yeah, Nate absolutely assassinated Lamar. He pointed me and then he tried to assassinate my character. I didn't point you. I did it. Man, I did a nice thing. We were almost late.

I made an excite, because you, thank you guys, yeah, for getting up early. You guys had the, we had the Noctis show. That show was awesome, man. Thank you for coming. I was doing battle at the mothership, dude. Yeah.

Don't worry, we'll get back to child pornography. I was doing battle at the, I've been had a, I just had a bunch of women kind of like, drunkenly uniting, not like that dramatically, I just had a bunch of women kind of like drunkenly uniting, not like that dramatically, but I had a couple of naysayers in the front. And it was like, I hadn't done battle like that

in a, for a while. Cause usually, you know, you do, you do, you know, material for like fans of the podcast who actually like know where I'm coming from, but I, I'll hit every now and again, I'll catch just like a regular person and hit them with, you know, some of my thoughts. And like, I was watching them be like, oh my God. I started questioning.

I'm like, this is way too much. But no, you got hit with one of those too. Oh yeah, one of the ladies went, ew. Which one? Right up the front? Yeah. Motherfucking bitch. With the lady with the glasses, that lady?

I forget, it was like the lady the very front to like the writer Dude, then there was a lady back which like I've encountered this energy before says lady in the front She was just like a you know young married lady just being a fucking bitch Whatever and then you had the lady. This is I I don't know. I this is this is uncomfortable I kind of shared this with the crowd my theory on this I don't think anybody really liked it, but like Whenever there's like a mom and a dad and like a 20 ish 22 21 year old son the moms act out in the way It tells me they're really like Confusedly horny that's like they're trying to impress your son

I don't know like I don't know what it is, but like I've encountered the moms of like young 20s Yeah, and they're always like Diabolically they strike me as I don't know if I'm putting my shit on their situation No, I strike me as like next-level horny I was in and I feel back I feel like the burro is gonna hear this but I was in Cleveland with Gardini and afterwards we were hanging out some some people and his mom was there. No, no. No, not. No, not. If Gardeinie's mom was being horny,

I'd have locked that up to the day I died. I just wanted to clarify, she already threw LaMara to the bus, right? But the lady was being horny. She was being horny, but not like she was being horny because we knew y'all and just saying some outlandish things

about what she would do, but he's as close as we are, while she's saying like who she would do what to. And it was like, it was kind of graphic. It was like take a picture and tell them I'll do this. And it was like, I just wanted like a selfie with us and then it also was like send it to him and say. What'd she say?

Yeah, I'd like to know. She was like, I'll suck him off. Whoa. While he to him and say you say yeah, I like to use like I'll suck I'll suck him off well. He's like can you can you say who uh? Who she was up? Yeah, it was just a shame Okay, and would she let me watch Probably suck you too Yeah, we got a one time we got a Probably suck you too. She was very specific about sitting this to him. Tell him I suck him. Yeah, we got a one time we got a I forget Brittany was doing she does a lot of just like

organizes all of my stuff online and She one time for some reason had to go into the podcast email to find something someone sent us And she came across a picture of a lady's butthole to Shane She was like some lady just sent a picture of her butthole and then I was pretty funny actually So confident yes, so to go butthole Yeah, that's pretty insane actually was it clean. I didn't see it I'm pretty sure of the bottle I'm pretty sure it was promptly filtered it was promptly deleted man I wonder if it was like up close like just asshole if it was like cheek and has to be unless

you set up like a timed photo and the front was just like pulled the Jim Carrey out yeah the do the that we were I was doing battle and it was kind of fun, honestly. It was fun and it was like, it was because the lady was trying to like hit me on, you know, we were talking about homelessness and she was trying to flex being like, I actually have a friend who's like, I know his name and it was like, okay, like, oh, that's such a weird flex. I'm actually on a first name basis. It's like, like bro vitamin your house

Good morning, mr. Ballala, I don't know he wants a fucking house. He doesn't want a funny, you know I don't know if they want this to be out there But he had a harrowing scene one of his childhood best friends were like homeless in Austin Like he had to see them like what like I never told you that no Yeah, I guess I was just a little nigger never, but yeah, I was walking down the street, this was months ago now, like last August, and somebody, like a guy just starts yelling my name, and I was just feeling myself for a second, I was like, we up, and then I was,

it's a homie's or homeless friend. Yeah. I mean, check it when you are up, though. You're a boy's homeless, you are way up. I'm up for it. They'll be up. Well then I turned, I like recognized his face, like, oh shit, and then, you know, he shook hands, and like then I was bummed about that right afterwards, like, because it's

like I said- No pun intended. Yeah. You technically got bummed. What was he, I don't know, bummed. Damn, so what was he? I don't know. I asked what happened. He just was like.

It's a good question, homeless guy. What happened? Yeah, because I mean, when I. You guys were like boys. Yeah, yeah, like we were, like I've been to his house. He's been to my crib when we were kids and shit like that. Like that level, like, you know, I was in MySpace days. He was on my top eight, like that shit.

Did you tell him, that's pretty sick. Damn, he's still in your top eight. Huh? He's probably still in your top eight. If I could ever find him, he's probably still up there. Now, when you guys talked, first of all, what happened, did he tell you, or was he like, no, I'm just, you know, I'm just chillin'?

No, he was cool. The first time we saw him, he was just kinda sitting there, he just kinda was like, he did say to me, like a couple times, like I just want somewhere to, like I just need somewhere to stay. You tell him where you, like, I live right in the neighborhood. I wasn't even close to saying

I just was in my head like Yeah, they're like you should be like yeah, I'm actually homeless do it's crazy Yeah, I don't live over there That's not my heard of it. That sucks, dude. Getting, I mean, I can only imagine. Because it's not that crazy to like, if you're out on your own and you can't afford

your apartment, you're homeless, that's it. If you don't have anyone else, you're fucking homeless. What threw me off was him being here from all the way from PA. I mean, I feel like I have a reason to be down here. It was like to just get from right outside Philly all the way to Austin to be homeless. Probably weather.

He did it by foot. Yeah, but it's so true. Yeah. That's a bus off for sure. That's a bus off. He had a larger plan. I don't think he, did he plan on getting here or he just got like stuck here?

I think it was a stuck here thing. Yeah Yeah, but I mean like but the thing though It was weird about it. This guy's kind of fly by the seat of their pants a lot of the times Yeah, he was cool growing up though. Like he had a good upbringing. He wasn't like in those shit I don't want to if I was about to start getting extra Mean I dude I knew a guy who in Philly I saw him at I was at a train station Yeah, and I saw the dude. I'm like, holy fuck. I haven't seen you forever and I get dawned I'm like, oh, he's begging for change and I was like, dang. Yeah sucks He tried to hit me with the give me money the second time I saw him which did bother me cuz he didn't say hi

Normally, he just was like Nate. Give me some money and I was like, alright like chill and then I brought it I don't know has cash and then I was like I like, I got you next time I see you or whatever. And he was like, man, I know you got a credit card going out of, give me a Four Loko. And I don't know why, but asking for a Four Loko specifically was like, no. If you'd have asked for any other kind of drink, I might have done it, but it being a Four Loko,

I was like, bruh, you're not even trying to get all this drink. You're not even being healthy, dude. It's like, drink something else. Yeah. Cibaca soda or something. Yeah. You're not even doing keto, dude.

You're going straight. Dude. You're not doing keto on purpose. I got to say, that Four Loco's got to taste so good, dude. When you're homeless and you get an ice cold loco, and you're problems. It's probably making me feel bad I didn't get it for him. No, you did the right thing.

Four Loco wouldn't help the situation. But I mean, imagine it's Austin in summer time, it's hot. He's making me feel bad, I didn't get it for him. No, you did the right thing. Poor Loco wouldn't help the situation, but I mean, imagine it's Austin in Summertime, it's hot, it's 106, you're just every life decision you've ever made, you're like, what the fuck, and then you just fuck, ice cold Loco, and you're like, yo, I'm giving myself an hour reprieve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna fuck up those showers, dude.

Those showers are about to get fucked up. Damn, that's fucked up. How close is he to you? Is he on a totally different side of town or like? Every time I've seen him, he's been down here. So I haven't seen him. He wasn't near the encampment. Yeah, I didn't know.

If I had had it in at the encampment, I'd have done some field research. I'd have gotten in there if I knew a guy. Just to tell people what it was like when he was at the Academy I'd have done some field research. I'd have got in there if I knew a guy Yeah, tell people what it was like when he's like the wire when they were like trying to find the serial killer I had it it true. I had a good idea research. You're taking your gun True, I had it although they don't really I feel like homeless people don't really Like every time I like there's a lot of homeless people in Austin. I'll walk past it gets like really thick around the corner Yeah, and I'll like walk down there and I'm like these guys I was like thinking about it I'd go get shit out walk down there and I'm like, these guys, I was thinking about it,

I had to go get shit out of my car. I'm like, damn, these guys, I'm fucked. These guys all attacked me. But they're pretty chill. Pretty chill. You think they would get more into raiding. There was a guy around the corner once, I just heard him yelling, he's like,

I am the Hokage of Austin, Texas. I was like, we don't got that. What's the Hokage? It's just the president, it's like anime president. I thought you guys were. I was like we don't got that. Well, I'll cut you. That's just like the president and it's like anime. I thought you guys use anime homeless. He was anime homeless. See, look, if I get him a portable DVD player, that'd be nice. Just some Naruto box.

It's like here. You save his life. He'll be plugged into that wall for at least a week. Yeah, man. I mean dude again It's like what do you do with those guys? I've heard before you put them in the apartment and it's like a Lot of modi no one's there to find them. That's not good. Never think about work camps Like what do you I mean, I'm all I'm all for it. What uh

Like what would you how would you do that? I mean like you got to do farms if you did farms that way It's like yo you guys can what if all the homeless people worked for Amazon? Pat a lot of packages aren't showing up. They well they're they're Amazon's nemesis dude they go Yeah, you can't give it you can't they cannot they cannot have any response. That's the problem They can't bear any and it's like you know I'm not coming down on I'm saying they literally like That's kind of the issue Yeah, a lot of them at least cannot just to do to whatever can't bear or they don't want to like the the Kevin that Wasn't there me they did they clear it out. They put a fence up. It's

Gone completely now, but when it was there, I guess social services would come there like every day and be like hey We got a place for you guys and they like nah, this is this is what we want Yeah, exactly can't drugs and have smelly orgies in this Oh, what do you think about if someone's just gonna like trap you and fucking give you all these rules It's like yeah, I'm I it's not gonna be that I mean I guess you know the comfort of being indoors would be kind of Nice, but it's like bro. I didn't know about the hobo orgies. There's gotta be hobo orgies It's price either that are very possessive about your woman. I don't know about the hobo orgies. There's gotta be hobo orgies. Yeah, it's probably sad. Either that or very possessive about your woman.

I don't know, man. I don't think they have orgies, dude. I think it's more like brutal, quiet rapes and stuff. I'm being honest. I don't think there's like, you would imagine. But I don't think there's them candles and being like, oh. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it would be think there's like them like, you know a candles and being like Yeah, I think it'll be a polyamorous relationship I imagine like that the orgy from those animals in South Park where it was just nuts and they'll just start going at it

and then No, because I think it's like, you know, if you're a woman, you're not just gonna like that's your bread and butter, bro You're not gonna be just spreading it around Unless you're homeless What do you mean? I mean. I feel like they might live by animal rules, just like you, you. If you're a lady and you're homeless,

you're already a failure. These are all new opinions. Women should never be homeless. True. Yeah. There's something wrong with you. If a woman's homeless? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean that's like extra diabolical. A guy being homeless, yeah, I get it. We got enough dicks out here. We gotta make some money. If you're, I don being homeless right yeah, I get it like you know we got enough dicks out here If you're I don't know I yeah, I guess so maybe so I don't know I might maybe that's just where their heart is dude Yeah, it is extra sad when ladies are homeless I never really I mean I thought about it, but never really Considered the fact that like yeah, yeah dude, a lady has nowhere. But a lot of homeless people, they do,

like a lot of off and on action. You get, not a lot of people are like, I mean you literally can't do it. Like 365, man, that's. Yeah, you would die. Yeah, you're done. There's a lot of TikToks where people are choosing to be homeless now.

Where they're doing this like, they just make TikToks about them being homeless, living in their tents, and then they make all the money off of TikTok, and they go to a hotel sometimes, and then they're homeless again. It's a real weird cycle. Yeah, that's just like, there's like the kind of

upper crust of the bums who are like college educated. There's a lot of people who like tour, just like with bands and do drugs, and they're like, we'll be homeless for a little bit, then catch a train to Cincinnati and chill there Yeah, they're kind of like smart enough to like, you know make it work for them But I don't know I don't I used to get I used to get mad when I was younger when I would see like

There's like cross-punk kind of like white bombs or big. Excuse me, sir. May I have some change and you're like, dude Yeah, you can excuse me. No Your life together give me this dog Give me ice a guy hit me with a puppy last night just a brand new puppy I'm like a nice dog, and he's like gonna have some money. I was like now That's credit as an ATM machine right in there. It's like I know how ATM machines work, bro It sucks the fact that no one carries cash is crushing them yeah There's like I was leaving sunsetset and I said to a dude

who's asked me for money leaving there, I was like, I don't got no cash on me. He goes, you got cash app? And I was like, you got access to cash app, bruh. That's what I'm saying, I'm like bro, like yeah, that's the problem. It's like yeah, because if I have spare bills on me, I usually am like yeah, here you go.

But once they're like yeah, give me your Venmo, I'm like, ah. You know how to hustle. Yeah, you have a phone Yeah, you have a phone with working internet like it's yeah true. Well that might be the government It'd be the bomber phone. Yeah, but daddy's taking that away. Yeah, is he really? Yeah, he's taking the bomber phones away Yeah, that was a part of USAID. Oh really? Yeah Giving everyone a cell phone. It was just uh just for poor people. Yeah, so poor people could talk to each other Yeah, well, I hope they figure it out, but I don't know what they're like literally don't know what they're gonna do for those guys

This is weird how they figured out when they wanted to door South by there was none of them around here And it was just like they were like we can't they whatever it was during that time They were like you're gonna make us look bad, and then they're like all right well I mean the thing too is like if you're an adult Unless you're like genuinely there's like you know you divide it like there's people who are mentally like for real like gone like that There's nothing you can't sit down. You cannot reason with them. It's like almost involuntary at that point Yeah, then if there's a guy who's like I don't want to work. It's just like And you might die of tuberculosis

You have to you do have to bear some responsibility for yourself I'm not trying to take a dick or be like fuck them but it's like There is a fine line because it is like if you're a dude and you're like I don't know how many homeless people this is genuinely their situation but if you just like are like I don't know if there's any of them that are just voluntarily like I'm gonna lay on the ground so it's suck yeah yeah we thought we saw was that me you know we thought we saw a dead guy oh yeah oh like this and he was like pale yeah and and he was in front of a bar just like laid out and people were like somebody was like

Trying to nudge him and he wasn't moving then we told the bar We were like, I think there's a dead guy in front of you bar The guy came out started giving them the real shakes the people who work on 6th Street. They just got a different Yeah, like they they Power through everything. They're like you're like Cowboys. Yeah, they're like Cowboys. Yeah, it's like yeah, you got it really yeah It's like people work in That is like the brutal truth of it. It's like, you know again like that lady last night like I know his name It's like dude if he's like right out front of your door when you open it, you're gonna be like, yeah

Yeah, it's like it's people don't want to see people just not up like that. That's the problem Yeah, they're so not up. It is it is a bummer to Like it's a it's a I feel like I was trying to sound the shooter to get to the guy used to be cool Also, he's not afraid. It's been 17 years off your top eight, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wouldn't be in my top 100 right now. I think the one thing we all can agree on

is that for us to fix this problem will cost $200 million. You think? It could cost more. I mean, for us. Like, for us to fix it here, it would cost $200 million. That's the sweetest hustle, dude. Homeless support, nonprofits are the tightest hustle ever

Is that a thing people do? Oh, yeah, dude Oh, you could start a nonprofit tomorrow and just go out and like check in with them And then you'll have some government agency give you like your nonprofit that you draw like a hundred thousand dollars a year from Yeah, like two hundred dollars every time you like sit down with a checklist and like do you have any bottles of water? Do you have clean needles? It's like bang. That's 200 bucks You just hire fucking college interns. They work for free. It's kind of nonprofit spaces Okay, you you make this nonprofit Then you hire one of the homeless guys to do it

But you give them money off the record off the off the record, so it looks like he's, because that's how they like to receive money. They don't like- They don't pay taxes. They don't want to pay taxes, they don't want a new crime. No, you give them- And they can't write off the depreciation of their house. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just saying from a purely accounting standpoint. Yeah. I don't think they'd be, I think their tax bracket would be zero, but I'd imagine they'd want that cash. Yeah. You know what I mean? they want that cash. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Give them the cash, you go, give me 10 homeless guys, you made, what's that, 200 times 10, two Gs? 50 bucks, two Gs? Yeah, you break them off. Go tell your friends, I'm gonna give you some of Pure Life Aquafina waters,

out of it sitting in a sunny, warm warehouse. For six weeks. At least refreshing water bottles. It's literally, it's like toothbrush, hand sanitizer, water bottles. And like, how you doing champ? And then you just move on. I know people used to do this. And it's like, those companies get paid, bro. And you're technically a nonprofit because you are getting a salary personally

and your profit, your entity is not deriving a profit, so to speak. Oh, dude, that's the thing too. Everyone's mad about like, you know, the Doge stuff. personally and your profit your entity is not deriving a profit so to speak. It's oh, dude, that's the thing, too. Everyone's mad about like, you know, the Doge stuff. And it's like, bro, we could use a hard crackdown on government spending. That's the thing, though. They're not going after the stuff. What do you mean? They're going after all the like.

I don't want to say science, because not all of it is science, but some of it is weird science Like they made they figured out ozempic from sloth glands, you know What's that? So what's I like? It's like they cracking down on that or something. Well, there was like a there was one thing They were like All the women are just getting like sloth It does slow down that's how all that stuff works. I believe it's sloths That's how it works. Oh, it slows your digestion. Yeah, that's all it does all that was epic shit does it maybe

I don't know something slows it down and it congeals the toxin. It's a venom from Gila monster That's close I believe sloths like yeah makes I was close. No. No, stop. I believe sloths like, yep, makes total sense. So it's Gila venom. Gila venom, yeah, but they wouldn't have noticed that

if they didn't have one of those weird research grants where it's like, study the saliva of a Gila monster. Dude, those pharmaceutical companies have their own money. They can, trust me, they can figure that shit out. They don't need, they can figure that out. They're pure, they have billions of dollars. They can suck the juice out of Gila monsters nematodes none of the ID stuff that got taken away was pharmaceutical stuff it was all like a

civilian programs across over there I dude I honestly think the truth it from my perspective the truth of it is you see like a snippet in the news, so there's probably some stuff people say, hey, we need that, and there's probably a lot. If you looked at that list, it'd be a giant sheet of paper of like 10,000 pages that people are cherry picking from. I also saw another thing they said, they actually didn't cut as much as they said.

Well, fair enough, but here's the thing, if you're, you know, these government people, it's a gravy train, dude. So if you've got the gravy train going and you have like a high up organization getting millions of dollars as funneling from taxpayers and not really doing anything that people want you to do and besides kind of enriching yourself,

the first thing you're gonna do is find like a thing, be like, they're actually cutting off money for, it's like, dude, I don't know. It's like the gravy train's getting attacked. If that condoms in Afghanistan thing is real, get rid of that. Condoms in Afghanistan? Yeah, let them make their jihadi babies.

But like, you know, like. Yeah, was that thing. But again, it's like, it'd be one of those things where it's like, we're doing like, you know, sex ed, we're bringing it here. There's no one's holding you up for results. At least from, again, I have a minimal thing, but you can have the shittiest, ineffective organization

receiving more, it's all about the grants and the relationships. This happened in fucking Japan. But I would say to be fair, everybody does want to come here because of the things we have dropped, like culturally and like our programs that expand our reach, our cultural reach. do you mean like? Everywhere everywhere most countries people want to come here. They're like the American dream the American freedom golden roads, you know

Yeah, yeah the fucks that got to do with some fucking social worker Propaganda works. We're still gonna propagandize We're propagandizing each other right now. Jesus Christ, you're propagandizing me right now. I'm for it, man. At least just see what happens, man. Just see what happens, bro. I don't know. What you mean with the Doge stuff, just see what happens?

That's what I feel. Plus I got a little Doge. I love to see it work out. It's only 17 cents. Oh, you got the Doge? I know. It went down. It went down by more than half. But it went up a lot because of the original.

The doge coin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that got to do? So there's a coin associated with it? It's been around for forever and Elon just used to like hype it up. It was a meme coin and shit. Yeah. And Elon hyped it up and then it would like, he would like tweet about it. It would jump up and then like he was always making it grow.

I got it just once because it was on the Robin Hood app, and I had, I would put like a dollar in every now and again just because it was there, and I was like, fuck it, and then it went from being like under 0.00003 of a penny to being worth, what's it like, you said 17 cents now? You're 17 cents now. Yeah, like. That's sick.

Yeah, and I had like $30 of it when it was nothing. And now it's kinda nice. It's kinda nice. You're rich. I'm not rich, but it was like $1,000. That's from like $30. I was like, yes. That's kinda tight.

At one point I had it like way higher and then it all went away. Is that why you support Doge so much? That's literally why I support it. It's very selfish interest. You shouldn't be in politics. I'm not. Wait, maybe you should be in politics.

Because I don't care and you're not in it right now. I mean that is devastating when you see like, like especially like with taxes, it's like they take, the government takes a lot and then you're like, all right, what am I getting? You turn on the TV and you're like, these are the people. Yeah. There's so like, it's, I'm not being a dick,

but it's like, why? Why is that? Why can't we have any normal people in that one job? Yeah. Is the job that corruptive or is it just the types of people? I don't think it's the job again. I think it's, we're skipping out on the real problem

and I think it's the corporate overlords. Yeah, true. That's the actual problem. It's not the politics. It's the guys influencing them, the guys influencing us, and then the guys with all the money. They have all the three things. Yeah, that's true.

I think too, if you want, if you're like the personality type that you wanna get in the politics, like you probably have the personality type where you've already thought of all the other shit that we complain about and you're like, no I want in on that. Like, and that's what you dive into. It's like.

That's true. It is kind of, it is like to have all the things that can appeal to you as like a younger person. Be like, I want to be on Capitol Hill. Yeah. Pass laws about bus lanes. That's a weird dream to have as a kid. Yeah.

Do you ever like like meet a politician? Uh, no. Not even like a high level, just like a guy running for like city stuff? It's like a mayor. Yeah, dude. They're like- I met a beach town mayor. Those guys fucking park.

Beach town mayors are sick. Beach town mayors are cool. That's fucking nasty actually. That's sick. I met a young guy one time, it was like a young gunner trying to get into politics. A long, long time ago, I remember us remember thinking like damn. This is fucking freaking me out Yeah, you had that like personality that like stir and shake look you didn't eyes too long Yeah, it's just a you know, but whatever people have the thing. Yeah

Maybe I mean it's probably always been the case and I think you're right too It's one of those things where you get in and it's like, you know, you like I would do this and that it's like bro Wait till Nestle pulls you aside Oh, yeah, fuck up We own water you can't You go home this is not a big work anymore. Oh It's also like if you start getting like, you know if say like, you know, if you guys ran for politics and started getting a buzz there would be like

You know, you'd have like seven or eight people just in your sphere like Machiavellian Lee kind of planning against you and tight like it's it's gotta be shit like that all the time Yeah, so there's somebody always coming in for your job Yeah, cuz imagine you're like running for it. It's like local politicians don't get paid much. They're trying to get like the benefits in advance and move up. And it's like, if you're trying to be a politician, you lose. It's got to be like, what then? Yeah. The fuck do you do?

Local politicians don't get paid much, but I do think they do like like little shit. Big time. Yeah. Oh, if you're getting charge of who gets to pave the roads and shit, it's like, dude, that's so much money. There was this lady in Jersey City when I was living there like the year before I left for two years she worse policy she did like a worse what worse politics like government like ever it takes so long to get shit done yeah there was this lady she did like a clear hit and run like texting and driving like it's on camera she hit some dude with her like a biker with her car which I

mean she did what we all kind of want to do sometimes But blasted through him never stopped They got her for it and then they started like digging into all of this shit She never got in trouble for that hit-and-run either I think but um They started digging into her like information or whatever and then they found out she was like living in housing That was supposed to be for families who made like under 60,000 a year or something and who her and her husband were both making like like 70 80 or something You know, but then living in a house that's meant for people who aren't making oh that much and just people don't realize the thing

too you don't realize like even in Philly like if you're like a city council person which is like, you know, it's like the Start there's like I think like there's word lead I think technically starts at the block captain block captain is like an unofficial position any of ward leaders City council if you're in City Council like say like, you know, you're in like where I used to live in Fairmount there's like, you know lots that the city owns that you can then be like Yeah, we can sell we we've all decided that we actually can sell this one But it's like you can work with a real estate investor.

And that's one of those weird little things you're not thinking of. You have a bunch of vacant lots in the hood. Nobody cares. And then you're like, we're doing a new program. And then you've literally, an investor was like, yo, we wanna buy these. And you've just started a new program.

Yeah, you get a kickback or a stake and some weird LLC and nobody fucking follows that shit. No one's looking. So it's too late Yeah, then you're just you know a top politician you have 25 million dollars, and you're just like it well what do you expect? If it doesn't if it doesn't become national news you can wait everything out I would do this if I was a poll that's the thing too I got to admit if I was a local politician, I'd be so grubby. Oh So grubby on I would try not to not even a lie

Yeah, I'll try not to but the second it's like you you fall like you just fall into it like I can do what? Well, they didn't hit you with like we have plans We're gonna beautify they use all these terms and shit and then it's just so you're like, yeah This would be cool. Yeah, you know you get maybe your name on one of the parks and you're like, okay I am a nice guy. I should do but even though it's really back in your mind. You know you're doing some fucked up shit Well, it's about to hit you at a $50 at $50,000 grant. Here's the thing business What if it's not even fucked up like if you go to Kensington and somebody gets paid off making that place nicer and Then you know I mean, I don't know where the bros are gonna go, but it's like

It went ten years from now. They'll be like, damn, that's fucking sick. This place rules. We should send all the bros to Wyoming. That would be tough. Just ruin Wyoming. Because there's nothing out there, send them to Kanye West's house. Send them to the bros.

For every like, yeah, every like off the wall tweet, one homeless guy pops up with a 4,000 acre ranch. That was not the tweets actually. I bet he'd have like a fucking, like he'd have an army of homeless by the end of it Or he'd have him in the choir. You have the biggest choir of all time He's like I gave y'all shoes and shirts. Look at these fresh Sean John and leather KKK's fits Yeah, that would be I mean if you have someone could mobilize those guys you could real I mean it's like how many are there? I don't even know if you guys. Yeah, it's gotta be I mean if you have someone could mobilize those guys you could real I mean it's like somebody are there

I don't even know if you guys yeah, it's gotta be I want to say a million, but that seems a lot But there's gotta be a million. Yeah There's like there's like those people who are like kind of in between homeless where they like crash. Yeah, you know Approximately I don't care until it's a million. Let's get these numbers up. Before you lead the army. It'd be a truly rag tag group though. That'd be a real motley crew.

You know, we're a real motley crew. I love old men when they go, we're a real motley crew. Old men love, they have like four guys working with them. They love going, we're a real I love old men when they go we're real motley crew old men love they have like four guys working with them They love going we're real We're a bunch of ragtag renegades. There's an insurance office Just the boss is cheating on his wife. He's like we're real We get drunk at TGI Fridays and I get a hand job prostitutes It increased 18% from 2023 to 2024 damn

Holy shit. What the fuck happened? That's almost about as many pedophiles Just slightly higher than that Percent's not good Percent as in one year one year's nuts and if you think about it, okay, so I leave it for Trump No, dude eggs went up and then people were like I can't afford eggs. I can't afford a house, people are like, why are the eggs going down? Lower the fucking eggs. It's always the eggs. Bro, there's like for real egg shortages.

If you go to the grocery store, there's no fucking eggs. Really? Yeah, it's happened to me a couple times. There's no eggs and you know. Cause they had the burn down like, did they burn down? That bird flu shit, yeah. Yeah, they burned down a couple chicken farms, like on the East Coast. Dang. Who, Kanye? Kanye burned them down? Yeah Bird flu shit, yeah. They burned down a couple chicken farms, like on the East Coast.

Dang, who, Kanye? Kanye burned them down? Yeah, that's, yeah, because it was like a bird flu or some shit. Yeah. Yeah, I ain't worried about it. Ain't nothing wrong with no bird flu. Yeah, I thought all the bad stuff

lives on the shell of the egg. Actually, I think there was like a human that called bird flu too from this stuff none Can you even get bird flu from eggs? No, I feel like you can't I think you get it You know you can get it from their shit. Okay, so when you when bird shit I used to work in a highly chart like a highly pigeon shit rich environment for a while Like it was just clouds of pigeon shit you would drop a section I was doing demolition you drop a drop ceiling and then you would literally this room would just be like looked like smoke

dried pigeon shit and when pigeon when bird shits dry it actually the like Viruses and bacteria are in it like they need water to like kind of like activate So the problem is it's like dry and you can touch it It doesn't bother you But as soon as it enters your body of water in your body and then it'll start like to proliferate I breathe in like so much pigeon shit I get a bird flu Somebody explained that to me. I was so scared the whole time. I'm like just literally moving through just a fucking

Clouds clouds of pigeons. Yeah, you have those like paper masks on, but it's like summertime, it's hot. You're gonna fucking pull that thing down. Like fucking I'll die. I'm dying in that field is right now. Those fucking masks suck so bad. Have you ever worn one of those? Like all day? Yes, all day and work.

Yeah, not all day. Fucking, and then when you have to wear, like if you do something like lead, you're like removing lead paint or asbestos, you have to wear those like giant ones that like the fallout guys like the filters. Yeah They'll see it's like a it's literally a strain on your heart because you're like you every breath you're going And you got to breathe in other not like easy breathing. I thought you heard it No, it's built your filtering air so you're getting less oxygen technically through I think through every fucking breath sounds right to me

Yeah, yeah, so it's a I looked it up I was such a psycho about all that shit. I was like I'm gonna fucking die Yeah, you would have to like cut free on you know you cut a free online. That's blasting on you What demolition sucks dude? It's like it is truly She's definitely a man's work Yeah, but it's like you're going and all the dudes who do it are like I don't give a fuck and they just breathing in the Worse shit possible all day long Like concrete you know if you breathe in concrete, that's bad for you

silicates if you look at the actual I know asbestos if you look at the Like well not molecule like to like a chunk of it basically like a fine particle It's like a little barbed fucking spike and it's a scar your lungs And concrete silicates do the same thing if you breathe in concrete dust all the time It just fucks your lungs up east but everyone's gonna call me a bitch everyone who does I mean he lived it done it though. Yeah, you've been there done that so I was Zoolander, bro. I was Did it for a couple yeah, I know every time I talk about doing demolition I'm like another three. I think I did it for like eight years like two years. Yeah, I did it for a couple of you. I know every time I talk about doing demolition. I'm like like another three I think I did it for like eight years like two years. Yeah, I did it for like eight years

Probably yours is still a wreckling your body did it my whole life. That's why I have gray hair and look like I'm fucking Not the stress of a family Do let's slide to the motherfucking zoom. What's up, dude? Yeah, man. Come on in, bro. Sure. Because the suit, because. But what were you at time? Oh, dude, look at that crazy.

How you crushed it. Fucking we did a damn thing. Let's slide to the mother. This might even be page two. Who the motheruck knows?