Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 562 - Goonicide (feat. Billy, Charles Blyzniuk, & Jon Delcollo)

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Wow, wow, Wes. Holy shit, dude, we're here. Charles Blisnick, John Delcalo. Thank you guys for joining me on this program. Thank you for having me. We have a special guest popping in as well. We do have a special guest coming, which is exciting. You can sit right there, I think.

Sit right there. He might sit with you. He might be able to stand around him. Or he could stand. He could stand on the chair. We could do like a, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could do like an Usher style thing. Bullet cherries? Yeah, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could do like a Usher style thing.

Bullet cherries? Yeah. I wasn't, I was just thinking serenade, but if you have cherries on hand, sure. What do you think about Usher's Bullet Cherries? Cause you resist it, you think? Everyone talks big game. I don't think anyone can.

Imagine him holding what looked like child's testicles in front of your face. Yeah. Imagine you're a 40 year old black lady. Could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush? Yeah, there's male testicles in front of your face. Yeah. Imagine you're a 40 year old black lady. Could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush? And there's male testicles. There's grown up testicles that look like too buddy. Like steroid heads, dude. No, there's dude. Cherry. I'm by no way a sack king and I'm not, I'm not, cherries, I can comfortably be like, that's not a flex to be like cherries. But it's like nice. You

ever see the video of the bodybuilder? I'm checking my nuts right now. Yeah, dude, I can't check you. I think I might have like Robbins eggs. You know, like the candy? Yeah, mine are like, yeah, mine are like Robbins eggs. Nice about that. Yeah, I know. It's like, yeah, Robbins egg or like a Jordan almond.

Yeah, for the for the for the people who are a little bit more refined a Brazil nut yeah oh you nasty you freak you're a bit freaky right now freaky my freak is all inside Brazil nuts are freaky as hell Brazil is so good what I like Dude, they're the worst nuts. I've only had them pause. I'm not trying to come at you. No, no, no, I get it, pause. I've only had them salted, but that's when they're tasty.

Oh, okay, yeah, I've had them raw, pause. Yeah, they say if you eat one Brazil nut a day, it's supposed to be like super good for you. Yeah, I don't think it, I mean, I don't like- So we eat raw and salted Brazil nuts, and there's a huge jar on my counter. I was like, I'll put. Yeah, I don't think it I mean I don't like raw and salted Brazil nuts, and they are there's a huge jar on my counter I was gonna put them here. I'll eat one every day right. It's a chore. They're fucking gross dude. Yeah I think whatever I'm doing with my life is probably cancelling out I think it's safe to say I'll never see a Brazil net in my entire life really I'll never be able to identify a Brazil nut

No, yeah, they're not I mean look they're not the best, but look, this is what I want to talk to you guys about. I mean, it's carried away perversion. It's right at the beginning. We didn't get it. We didn't get that perverted. I can get right now. I could get deep into my personal kink, but I'm just chilling

on that right now. It's cool. I want to talk about the fact I'm edged right now, but I'm currently I'm not gooning. I'm not totally totally How many days? Eight days, huh? I'm eight days and I'm dude. I'm telling you I Brother I turned a corner man. I don't know what happened. I'm completely and again I'm sorry to talk about this

every single time. It's coming out of your eyes. It kind of is. I'm completely, I'm off the knock. I turned the corner where it's just like, before, look, I'd just be wanting to look at it, and now it's like, I don't even, I don't wanna look at this stuff.

I've somehow in my head just been like, that feeling when I get sexually charged, before I'd be like, this is bullshit. I would get mad at my wife Yeah, I would for real be like this fucking lady now I've gotten into it where I like that I get into the charge it and I talk to her all the time She charged me up this morning. I said bro. Just charge me man I was like we're not we can't do anything right now because you know they'd be like we survived a microburst by the way

So you know what a microburst is that a pre come that no it's gonna there's gonna be a microburst later today if all things go well, but we Had like a semi tornadic hailstorm. Yes. Okay. Wait. Yeah the uber I took it over here As soon as I got in the the guy was like What has been crazy a couple people died yesterday? Oh But yeah, apparently the weather was crazy yesterday. Oh been crazy here, a couple people died yesterday. I was like, oh, oh. But yeah, apparently. The weather wasn't even crazy yesterday. Well it was hot, you can heat stroke. He was kind of on one, he was,

I mean, maybe he was just in like Twilight Zone, but he said there was a- You mean like an immigrant? Is that what you were trying to say? If that's the case, dude, I'm afraid I have to put you in the red, my friend. Yeah, put me in the red, because I was about to go off. Dude, a couple people got drowned in the floods.

Homeless guys got washed away in the water. Really? What were they, sweeping up Obama's backyard? We're back in the green. Thanks, man. You got us back in the green. Wait, when't it flood? And that's what it was talking about.

Oh, not yesterday, but like like Saturday. Remember those the microbears? That was on Monday. Monday. Yeah. On Monday, people definitely died. If you were outside, they're claiming apple sized hail. That's yeah. That's it was 15 straight minutes. It was crazy. And the wind was from what I saw swirling because people thought it was a tornado damn

It was 80 miles out of nowhere. I got an alert on my phone I was watching a new hope with my kids watching star wars the first one Yes, just chilling all of a sudden is like, you know, you get the amber alert thing or whatever. That's not the same Yeah, sure. Why bad? You just get like your phone's gonna be real wet pervert coming to you About to get diddled by the weather we got diddled by the way it fucking broke two of our windows Whoa my dude my neighborhood got smashed dude my god like if you walked Afterwards it was just in it hell. No dude. We were in dude

I felt like my I was had my kids away from the window My sweet wife would just left in an uber moments before and they had to pull into like a car wash for shelter In an uber it was it was I've never been scared in a storm This is the first time I was looking at my roof being like this thing might come down on us Well fucking hey that the craziest storm you've ever seen easily dude easily Wow It was just literally raining golf balls for 15 minutes damn just going on the roof Took out my kids went to my kids windows just side by side. Whoa. What about car? Only my kids room

And I do it and they hit like if you want outside after I went out afterwards when it settled down I went I went to Home Depot after and just LARP as a contractor. It, it's nice So like 30 minutes. I just really I was a wood. I was genuinely swinging it around Literally, that's exactly what I did But I I brought a tape measure with me so I had the tape measure and I didn't like I knew it It was like bro Don't do this But I like hooked it onto my fucking bell clip and I was fully LARPing as a contractor the entire Netflix Oh, all of a sudden the what a Nextel all of a sudden. The what?

A Nextel phone all of a sudden. Dude, I would have, I think I was pretending on my iPhone. I was like, brrrr. Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy. Troops. Dude, I was in the aisle of like just the duct tape aisle and I was trying to flex. Yeah, buying corn nuts.

Because there was all these couples, there was all these couples just walking around with that like lost, it was like we got, it was like genuinely a fucked up event. Yeah, it sounds bad. Did you just go to People Watch and see what people were like? It was so we got it was like genuinely a fucked up event yeah did you just go to people watch and see what people are like no don't call i can't i wouldn't go just people watch i was fixing my damn house you know what were you going to get boards for the windows i need i was looking for some pre-cut sheet uh not sheetrock some plywood look at some pre-cut

32 inch window standard 32 inch window so i went there to go get some plywood but you and i you know this is kind of embarrassing, but I was hoping their saw would be there so they could cut my shit for me. Yeah. So I go there, dude, the Home Depot was flooded itself. So they couldn't cut for you. So I'm like looking around, you know, whatever.

I ended up buying some pre-cuts. They weren't big enough, but I put some other stuff on there. You got to cut them. I had a shopping, not a shopping cart, a big bed, a flat bed, it with saw horses a circular saw sheet supply My uncle called me who lives here and he was like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm at the Home Depot He's like dude put all that shit. I'm gonna drop 10

He's like literally a carpenter. He's like dude. I can do that faster than you can go back and forth No, please put all that stuff back and I'm like, god damn it It's it feels good though to almost dude. You're like ready to buy that stuff back and I was like god damn it. It feels good though to almost dude You're like ready to buy that stuff. I might do that. I have to use just dude having a fucking tape measure on your hip Yeah, here's here's here's how deep the LARP went It's just like he got me when I was in the self-checkout and I had a fucking cart loaded Item and they're like I'm gonna return all this well, you know what I said, so come on in Come on, I see your guess see your guess come on. You actually you would love this come in see

Mayor pastor pastor the mic Oh my god. There. He is. Holy shit. What up? No. Oh my god Hold on a second if you guys can't see the listeners at home the lights are all blanking and Billy McCusker You can set you can sit you can stand whatever you want to do like to take the standing we're gonna sing Yeah, I was like to take the standing? We're gonna sink. Last time I was here, my leg was broken. Yeah, last time his leg was broken, look at it now. John, if you're fucking, you know. Good to see you. If your legs fail, you get a special ability.

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You guys have the cherries ready? Bowl of cherries no all right anyway I told you that solar flare no no microburst in terms of the hail we had Apple size hail and Hello at least learn about the culture So we got smashed I told them I went immediately afterwards once the weather settled I went to Home Depot to get supplies to board the windows up fully larped as a contractor I had a tight a tape measure on my waist and then like I had all this shit at the plywood at a circular saw I had some blades. How many what teeth blades do you prefer on the circ saw? I mean, yeah, I think I like

52 teeth. I forget. I didn't want to Home Depot with the date measures, either an immigrant or a faith here. It's because I can't read. Yeah, real contractor just eyes it up. No, like the, I think they don't even mention it. Well, it's funny because they did have, they had like four by two or two by,

and I'd have to be like, what's that an inches? So then I loaded up this flathead because I had to board up my windows, dude. Why did'd have to be like what's that an inch so then I loaded up this fly head because I had to board up my windows why did you have something man of the house that's like I don't bring the whole what are you talking about just pay someone to do that yeah but dude it was like you don't understand man like the whole neighborhood we had probably 25 windows out on our block so like everyone was slammed Also, too

I was kind of stoked as like now I always wanted like saw horses and like circular saw my ball at all I had my cart in the self-checkout uncle Joe called me and was like bro Put it all back cuz he had talked to Brittany and Brittany's Like please help please stop him Cut my finger. I like a slick a little pitch thing behind my yard. I would have been on like a level I would cut my arm off So I had dude I had I was deep in the LARP and I had my fucking tape measure on my hip I'm in self-checkout and I get the fuck's just my uncle call my put it back you fucking loser

And I was like I put it down. I had this shit on my car, and I went to the lady I was like job You leave it I pushed it into the dial is bad Self-checkout is not returning More but I'm just following the eight following the noble eightfold way, but the Dude, I found out you can't steal even if you're a Buddhist. I'm like damn. That's fucking bullshit. Nobody wants you stealing I don't think any religions like you steal. I've checked it. I'm trying to find the one that does If you find it, let me know until then I'm atheist again

I guess this would be it's rude to suggest but isn't the Church of Satan maybe they would do without wilt Yeah, aren't they like they're like they're nice They've got no you could steal but then they could destroy you. Oh, so that's natural law brother Yeah, so you don't want that hanging over your head. I don't want to get destroyed Yeah, but I did beach the fucking thing. That was easy. I'd be in a car. I was like how to feel Cuz it does feel, were you charged? If you don't mind my asking,

were you charged when you were leaving? For what? Like when you were at, when this was going on. Like how you're charged up right now? Yeah, you know how you charge up. Oh bro, I thrive on the chaos, brother. I love, I love it. You was putting energy on the grid after that.

I'm just kidding. I know that was I, how many days have I retained my seed? No, I'm just thinking like leaving, leaving Home Depot to like come back must feel good. Like still in the mindset of a contractor. I still got the necessary supplies. I got a pre-cut piece of plywood. Some, I got some gorilla.

That was, I was still, I had been completely just crushed by my uncle, sunned by my uncle. Just him and my wife teamed up on me and like put it back, you fucking freak. And then I went to the duct tape aisle and there was a couple. You gotta punch a window out in your

Literally got like handicapped by my uncle Just devastated but then I had a still we should like just get some fucking duct tape and we'll like oh my god Good call. Yeah, good call boss. And then I Was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked Nice dude, cuz they were looking at they're looking at painters tape and I was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked Nice dude cuz they were looking at they're looking at painters tape and I was like brother you're gonna want some gorilla tape on that Yeah, have you watched I've not fucked it right now from this angle you remind me the giant from Twin Peaks? I have not. Fuck dude. Right now from this angle, you remind me of the giant from Twin Peaks. Bro, look at the giant from Twin Peaks. It's just like Blizz.

Holy shit, this is crazy. I think I do get that reference. From this angle, it looks just like the giant's a beast. So it's not weird. Just crazy. Also, watch her, no offense, Gardini. You look identical to Joaquin in that. Ooh. What do you look like?

Her. Ever see Joaquin? Oh, in her. I said it in a speech she's fucking me up. Is that when he has sex with Alexa? He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system.

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details. It's it's nuts. What is that? That looks like that's a giant from **** Twin Peaks. It looks identical. Yeah, I got completely crushed man in that storm. We got, dude, we got **** up. I mean, I was waiting. I don't want to be the

first person to say it but we're awesome, awesome strong. Yeah. Hashtag. Nice. Hashtag. So, wait, did you convince that guy who was clearly about to paint his house to get gorilla tape instead? Well, they were like thanks, oh thanks and I was like, yeah man this shit and their wife kind of gave me a look Like okay, man, it's enough of your duck Please get the fuck out of my face Next time you need to go in there with the tape measure on and the wireless head set But it's clearly not plugged into anything I think you're gonna want a different kind of tape actually So hot dogs

God try sausages outside Bracos is a treasure. I will never places suck. I've never had it Rocko's. I've never had it's not bad Oh, that's what everyone said it is not bad This is a fine sausage and pepper sandwich. Yeah, yeah, it's a hot dog. Yeah It's a hot dog for adults and they make a half hot half sweet to do so you can't decide That's the both ones. Yeah, that's that's kind of weird. It's kind of that much about a sausage So you don't spend a lot of time thinking about sausage, bro. No big I want it hot but sweet Been to show and tell uh-huh you ever see a live girl sex show unfortunately yeah, they have that it's like a double build

Oh, I've seen the deal. Yeah, yeah had that. It's like a double build-out. I've seen the double battle. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why rockers made the double-sided. Yeah. Rockers are sponsors. They had brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, and my cousin. We went to the show and tell.

Oh, yeah. That was my 18th birthday as well. That was crazy. Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin. They put me up on stage, I got whipped, and an Asian woman put whipped cream up my nose, and I thought it was funny and snorted it. But then I woke up and my nose just smelled like curdled milk.

Was it the older Asian lady? No, not the tranny. Don't try that. Never mind. Sorry. Never mind. Ally. She was not by the way.

I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy Cookie. That was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy Cookie got a lap dance was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy cookie You said she's told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen and we were like 18 I was like, yeah They're they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skip She was telling him she was telling this is the biggest dick I've ever seen Dude, really? He believed it a hundred percent. Have you seen his child Italian? Have you seen his piece? Have you seen his piece and you know, it's not true, you know, the woman's lying on his piece. No, yeah

Okay, he's not some freak show if you go if you're the biggest they can show until it might be 14 inches. Yeah There's some Hell is fucking crazy I would say people will go to Philadelphia. It's like definitely. I don't know if it's open anymore. You got to close down. It is. Can confirm. I went and they took me to an 18 year old party, 18 year old birthday party for me because you only have to be 18. Yeah.

This is BYO. Other side. 21. Yeah. And I was just like, don't just don't put me on the fucking stage. And then they say John, don't call her to the stage. And it's the woman with the biggest hits I've ever seen that have ever existed. And she's doing the whipped cream.

I eat the whipped cream. I'm like, I'm going to go to the stage. I'm like, I'm going to go to the stage. I'm like, I'm going to go to the stage. I'm like, I'm going to go to the stage. fucking stage and then they say John no color to the stage and it's The woman with the biggest hits I've ever seen that have ever existed and she's doing the whipped cream I eat the whipped cream offer off her butt and her fart and And then I and then I'm like this with my belt holding my hands back and I'm like, why do they call you bubbles? Because I like to blow and I was like, oh god Because I like to blow and I was like, oh god They beat the shit out of you, too. Yeah, they really did me like welts on me. They really hurt Oh, they really like have you been to show and tell I've actually never been dude. They do Imagine okay, so imagine, you know, like you ever see like ladies in like Kensington like dipped out in the bus stop

Imagine them naked not that fucking No, dude when I went there it was these women were like pure. They're all standing in, dude. Huh? Elite is not that bad. No, dude. When I was there, they were for real skeletor. They waved.

They were, I don't want to be crass on this, but they were like inserting vaginal insertion and they waved it out in the crowd. They were so bad dudes went, well, whoever's going to do the live sex show probably is pretty rough but not every one of them was. Not every one but the live sex ladies. I'm more sex workers though, I'm an ally so. True.

Obviously. I mean that's your business, I don't actually think it comes from the deepest bits of hell but. You remember one time you and I drove by the Penns Forth Pub in Philly and they showed their butt all in there. They do. I was whispered out of drove by the Pennsport club. Oh, yeah, yeah, you went they showed their butthole I was whispering by the way Her is a song point look again when I was I was curious I obviously was on my mind we passed Of course my boy said someone stripper showed them his but her butthole And yeah, look

That's cool. They show people in the back. I think that's like a putty on the tits place, too I don't want to mess their license up, but I think that's like a putty on the tits place, too. I don't want to mess their license up, but I think a stripper accidentally revealed her butthole. Yeah, it was an accident. There's a loophole or loophole. There's a thing with like serving food. Yeah, you serve food. You can't show your titties.

I don't think you can be full nude. No, I think it's if they serve alcohol, if it's B.Y.O. they can get completely naked. If they serve alcohol, they can't take their bottoms off. And I think they have to have the pasties on a lot of pleasure dumb E as well. What's up? Why can't Giles serves beer so they don't get fully naked. But what's like the worry about like genitals and food should be like hair nets and latex gloves. We have to ask our forefathers about that

Dressed like lunch ladies. Yeah, it's true. It's it's like it's that and then like liquor stores closed on Sunday You gotta put those ladies pussies away if you're serving corned beef Yeah, they should uh, that'd be a cool strip club that was just like a high school cafeteria yeah it was just like stripper lunch lady serving you food that'd be nice and they were like grab their titties you get like mashed potatoes real situations that would actually be real sit yeah like you just have a whole warehouse of real situations you can walk an alley or an alleyway or like a grocery store. Yeah

And everyone everyone has to wear like the electrician little like boots over there Like ho booties, yeah, cuz they serve food true Then the good slutty grocery store be nice that's it's a very tantalizing possibility. There's a coffee shop there. If you want to stand, I don't want to. Oh wait, this is where the guy. Where is it, in Florida? Yeah. It had my dad fucked up, bro.

That's called Gunaside. Gunaside, the guy who went through the baristas' drive-through with his pants down. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Did you hear about that? The first recorded case of Gouda-side? No, that's for real.

He went through his pants down, the chick was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm sorry, and then drove off and killed himself. She was filming, yeah, he pulled up in Hellcat too. It's supposed to be a coffee shop that has scantily clad women, but you can see in the reflection of the guy's car, the woman is fully clothed. He's trying to beat his dick to a lady in a full on jeans and a t-shirt, and then she

catches him on video and he drives to another parking lot and blows his head off. I'm starting to say that laughing, but. All these people went and started screaming, I can't goon. And they protested outside of it. I swear to God, I swear to God, this is a while ago. Wait, so he might have been in charge of Facebook. He was a brother. Damn. So he pulled up on the stripper coffee shop. Yeah, I didn't trying to get a quick beat in while he gets a hot coffee They're asking for it, dude Can't be naked can't golf morning boners getting coffee. It's like kind of yeah

I don't have to get out of my car then I don't have to stop masturbating. That's the rule at a coffee shop Yeah, that's like kind of on you that I thought you're on a headset behind a screen like Wizard of Oz style Yeah, I don't know the morning. You'll take clothes off. What? Like Wizard of Oz style. Yeah, I don't know the more you take clothes off. What allegedly supposedly? What's the place called again baristas, but it's no longer there down in Florida. What happened? They put a water down put a water fountain in the ground No, I have no idea they probably just closed probably Tough to run one of those what? I have no idea. They probably just closed probably a tough to run one of those what?

stripper coffee place like baristas are already brutal and strippers are Put it together and it's probably like at least in that case would make sense if they're like not even gonna tip It's like dude bust out your fucking tits like I You don't even have perky aerial like what's going on? What is wrong with you today? Yeah, you wore a bra to work What is our box? I'm all about the Starbucks uniform. They're on strike right now So there's you're gonna get let their freak flag fly. They can't wear Crocs and they're like we deserve the Karl Marx I put take your fucking Crocs off. You're 40 years old. You have a college degree Where's even fucking slacks man? You're you're working for a giant corporation. It's a service job So you hold whose unionizing or trying to who is the Philly holds Whole Foods?

They're trying to unit the parkway. Yeah, they've been trying to do that forever. Yeah, I stand You know that there's a coffee shop in Philly in Fairmount They try to unionize and the dude shut the entire closed all them down OCF. Oh Well, they're like also a scumbag realtor yeah Where's that both worlds? Yeah, he's a developer. I look hey man. Oh, yeah, let's let's Lee. I've heard. He's a bit of a motherfucker It's all brand for an evil developer just all right, you know, yeah, that's fine. I'll take away everyone's no one gets coffee now Take away everyone's no one gets coffee now I was at a birthday party for a kid and there's a dude with a neck brace at the birthday party and my uncle Called it a Jewish turtleneck. It's so I've been telling everyone I know. Jewish turtle back is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

Wait, just also everything around you say the guy's names. That's like the, you have to... What kids party were you at? My, one cousin's daughter. Oh, right, right. Yeah, it was her second birthday. Who was wearing the JT is? Ever since I mean, that's pretty fucking great. Hey, that's that's embarrassing going out with one of those I know yeah Look behind you

Able a couch huh I had a side being awesome for a week with a knee scooter, dude I hate I hate talk like that you can still look around I couldn't I could not turn you couldn't turn your neck like that No, I couldn't turn my body Yeah, but you still look me if you do that's okay fair enough, but like I'd rather have my life There's like something too debilitating about the neck brace exactly It's like Frankenstein. Yeah, it just makes you so Like cumbersome also. I don't know a single person who's ever actually needed one of those things They're for like when you're laying in traction in a hospital bed, right? Yeah, not supposed to like

put that on Could be for like spine surgery true could be but if that case stay the fuck yeah If you're coming off a spine surgery, do you need to go to this two-year-old's birthday party? Yeah? Yeah You want to get outside and chill with people true? True Yeah, the cheer runner up to that's all I got Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that was a lot. I brought the podcast. I fucking crashed it down.

It was so fucking good. Yeah, I'm trying to remember if I was in the house. Not to get personal, how many days do you have in you in terms of like, you're not, we've made a pact as brothers. Me and you. Not watching porn or jerking out. Like not watching porn or coming. Everyone's journey is different, but I'm no PMO.

Porn masturbation, orgasm. I haven't since February. Since February? Yeah. All right. I can't wait to get some time I'm sorry. You're saying you haven't orgasm. No, no, no, no, I just jerked it. Just my she takes care of that, dude I fucking I'm good Are you saying the same thing? It's been eight days since you've I have I only I've been trying to do this for like seven years It's like a testosterone spike allegedly eight. I'm on eight right now. He eight right now it's pretty clear but yeah dude I now it's like punching the

brick wall before you I'm just like it's only my wife can release me I cannot bear to masturbate myself I like the game of saving it for mommy for sure you get to tell her too every once in a while she's in a work call and this has to happen now that's that's when you have to sublimate the energy and learn. Once you flip that switch where you go like, this energy's good. Before I'd go, this is bad. I shouldn't feel like this.

Now I'm going like, this is how I am supposed to feel. Clean something, clean out your car. Yep. That'll really like just take the edge off a little bit. Okay, all right. Dude, I'm telling her. I got a lot of shit to pull. I just tell her, I wake up in the morning and I say,

babe, I don't know if today's the day. It's okay if it's not, but just feel it. See where I'm at. She goes, my God. I go, yeah. And I didn't like it. Well, let's see. It's very good.

I own a serious note. It's like, I think the best thing you could possibly do in a long-term relationship. Cause you, if you have the goon escape latch, it fucks your whole, You can't exist like that. It is. It can be rough. There can be months of like, oh wow, I guess I just have been beating off and forgetting

that I live with a lady here for a few weeks here. Well, if you come to conflict, if you have the escape latch, it allows you to just be like whatever. And you slowly drift apart Yes, but like now if we're and any at odds on any like by any means I have to hash it out cuz it's like That's that's the teeth bro. I'm like a baby on the teeth. That's my only that's my lifeline So and it makes you dude after like seven days your babe just becomes like a goddess yours like oh Yeah, I mean after three days if you like brush against her in the kitchen you're like put the baby to bed we have to go

Fucking three days. They're the enemy you gotta get through that Why the fuck did you do this to me? Do you not care about me at all? You're doing this to you I'm telling you I've matured I flipped the switch now. I just go babe. I had her literally the morning I said just charge me up charge me up. I'm your toy soldier spin my top I'm sending right out in the world for her. Wow. I get a hit the home depot parking lot like You're like living out like a like a romance novel Sick. Yeah, honestly, I feel like if I watch one of my wife's like sweet hot sausage Dude, I feel like at this point I could watch the notebook with my wife and be like fuck babe. This is so

I would do that. I would build you that house even though you're having sex with that other guy for ten years Yeah, dude, it's been I can't I I mean I can't recommend it enough well off the good edge Just totally off the good. They say if things are free you're the product Don't look at me like that again man Simply too good You look at chicks having sex hot ones and nothing happens something happens, bro Yeah, you have to deal that usually just them dying. You know what those ladies die all the time It's porn star ladies. Yeah, they're like young rappers now

So I don't even never even heard of busky bunny Boy, we're her tits nice rest in peace. Yeah, they also died in a mall parking lot Shot by rival porn stars Actually if you could stand it you become like the no jumper of of just insane young pornosaurus I would never put myself in that position Or maybe jail huh zin jail who I'm 22. He's not in jail No, he's rebuilding his business, right? I think so. I think he made some systemic change

I think I think he made some system. I think they reversed the DEI stuff and he was like Tax credit I think he made some stuff. I think they reversed the DEI stuff and he was like alright I watched an interview with him recently. I just saw pieces of it, but there was a you know Jin Lee the rapper from the Dallas space rapper. You just tell me about him. White guy Is that the one Drew S ski just made fun of. No, Drew ski came at my bro, Billy Gankush, Billy Gankush. Well, he goes by Billy Gankush. Pushing tin was his name, but I saw him correct.

So I just got to push. OK, thanks for correct. Yeah. Put some respect on him. But yeah, my bad. Billy Gankush is half black. He was great. He was just raised by a black family. Jin Lee is a white boy, certified white boy.

But both have raised a stir by their use of the N-word in their raps. It's a debate, it's a controversy. Yeah, you guys are losing your choke on that. It's slipping. Dude, white rappers have powered up. They found the root stone and they've powered up with it. It's crazy right now.

Just know you let this happen You stood by idly Eminem says it is over. Yeah He never we won. We finally won rap. He's a pure Yeah, he won't it's too late for him to do it. It's got to kill him being like It's gonna be on his last album. You think so? He's gonna be 80 years old on his deathbed It's time to say it. I don't think so. I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton or something.

Yeah. Machine Gun Kelly maybe. Now that, I mean, he's like, Machine Gun Kelly's like pop now, but he's probably a little ticked off. If you want to put him in a box. I hate Machine Gun Kelly with the passion. I can't. I fucking hate him. I like the new one.

I thought the new one was a bop, honestly. I think, look, I don't, yeah, I hear you. It's not for me. I do think he's the perfect celebrity. He wears Frankenstein boots and just kind of does weird stuff. He's at least filling the celebrity archetype perfectly. Yeah.

Just like a disastrous private life, dresses like a complete freak. Hot guy, makes bops love them You throw it on playlist The Twitter clip where he's like doing like beating yeah, yeah, it's alright. It's alright It's got that emo vibe from the mid 2000s. Yeah, I didn't listen emo back in the day. I was rap metal Yeah, I couldn't rap metal rap metal. Yeah, 311 Executioners, what do you think I was talking about? I didn day. I was rap metal. Yeah. I couldn't rap metal. Rap metal. Yeah. 311, executioners.

What do you think I was talking about? I didn't know what you were talking about. Honestly, I didn't know. You don't know what rap metal is? Lipbiscuit. Lipbiscuit, I was like, break stuff, obviously, I would get charged up as hell, but. But Linkin Park.

For sure, some LP. When I was in my feelings, I'd put on LP. Chester speaks to you. Chester does speak to me, dude. RIP. Him and Chris Cornell. What happened to Chris? He died too. How'd he die? It was a murder-suicide with Chester. Yes, that's what they say. They say that they were like doing a documentary on pedophilia and they iced them. What? Mm-hmm.

Chester and... You ever look up the pictures of John Podesta and Chester Bennington? No not to get off track, but it's fucking crazy Look, what happened in hash also involved in that who's an hash all and hash the lady that Fucking popped up like the undertaker wasn't there also a rumor that she was involved. Yeah That that came and went what the fuck I was thinking about something else though. That's something though that You know who's you're telling me about grand Glenn Greenwald's Stitch yeah, I'm all about when dudes get out it for like crazy sexual stuff whenever they're like, yeah, that's what I do Yeah, I guess them up. I kind of like that. I'm being honest even Zesty when Zesty was like

Even Zesty you have to root for a guy literally a pedophile What is like like getting destiny? Destiny the all my like adderall out twitch streamer. Okay, he was like sexting young girls What yeah, you have that on you have no cord as you gotta say allegedly allegedly How do you know this I'm on the net bro, I've seen this shit Fair enough. Yes, Destiny is I mean he is a sexual deviant much like Glenn Greenwald. The only thing I like when there's a totally, it was at a two adults.

If he wants to lick up loogies from his daddy, that's right. What's your problem? Oh, I didn't know what he did. Dude, the picture's so funny. He's having like spun fun with his boyfriend. What's that? Like getting cloudy and rowdy, meth.

Oh. He looks like he's methed out. You can't just keep saying all this stuff. You have to run this through legal. He looks like it. I'm not saying he does look like it. I'm just saying saying all this stuff. You have to run this through legal. I'm not saying he does look like it. You said he was having sponge fun. You're allowed to say this if you're not standing at the podium. If you're standing at the podium, you can say anything you want without saying it.

He looks like his eyes are dilated. He looks spun out for sure. Have you ever been under total control by a daddy? No. He could just be charged up. Not yet Wait, what's the guy from you for? He was being dumb dude, he was in the throes of being domed Yeah in her Joaquin Phoenix sexting username is big guy four by four

With the girl the beginning is it what's your screen name is like big guy four by four Hold on so the Glenn Greenwald situation that was it was a video guy. They say he released it On some real dom she's all his Dom released it allegedly. I think Yeah, he might have gotten dombed by the Israeli government if I'm That's what that's what they say Yeah I mean, if I'm. That's what they say. Yeah. But I don't know. I mean, I just couldn't imagine what the post not clarity

to getting domed and putting the video up on Twitter and then finally jerk it after like a two day edge and just be like, what the fuck? That's why I'm born, dude. That's a pornhole. Yeah. The pornholes lead. To beyond.

I mean, dude. To put the video up after. My brother, I was talking to my brother Tom about this. He's also a porn sober. And he was like reading about like how far dudes take their porno holes dude like you think you know He was like talking about how he's like yeah, you think you're bad you research, but some other like step It's crazy dude There was he was like he said this guy came out of a porno hole by his wife

Finding like he had like ordered blood plugs for himself, and his wife was just like what are these he was like he said this guy came out of a pornhole by his wife finding like he had like ordered blood plugs for himself And his wife was just like what are these he was like I was good Their boy pacifiers Call me down I got my I was like telling my wife again. I'll be talking about everything now, but I was like I was just like dude. I Was like bro. I'm off the nog just trying to like she'd be impressed and she was like Why do you even have to look at it? Anyway? It's like we talked about she's like why don't you just masturbate? I was like Why why do I have to explain this like yeah speak on the lifestyle? Yeah?

Yeah, let me think about it because it's's a bunch of naked ladies doing stuff I'll never ever see in real life. Yeah, but she's right. Why the fuck would I need that? Have you ever tried to find your dick twin? My dick twin? Yeah. And porn?

Yeah. If I see anyone even like if someone's not like an Appalachian Only fans. Wait, are you out there actively searching for your? If someone's even close to me I'm going brother, what are you doing? Get it fucking fucking electrician? Yeah, so yo bro, I hate to break it to you that I think you don't have what it takes kid I think you need it. Yeah, you get a new job, brother I think you need a yeah, you get a new job brother You can be using a toy at any point

Could be a mugs ebugs out there just waiting to come through come to porn go true Could that could be I mean, yeah, you'd have to make it up in passion though Yeah, you know what I mean? Yes, sure be a child monster, but I have a feeling No, no, I might be Become like a star for like the ladies If you did you could do right you could do like yeah, you could do like passionate Like women's porn title that point just become like a fucking actor. Yes Go to Hollywood get getting SNL, dude Like a soapy vampire ready to hit song that'd be cool. It's so I speaking of which I

I would I have like a feeling that might be my dick twin the guy the red-haired guy was like Who Anthony was Oliver Anthony all of Anthony? We probably are dick to it if I had to guess I don't want to you know Oh, we probably are dick to it if I had to guess yeah, I don't want to you know not bad We're average we see that guy's piece. There's no way that guy's a huge piece You know you can't rally against the fucking right? I think it really has a bourgeois Not everything's he's wearing pretty tight jeans in that performance that famous performance I think somebody would have zoomed in on his own his piece if it was Something that right home about right song about you know he's got a working man's piece

He's a working man through and through. Yeah. So I think if you had to get, if someone had to, that's probably my dick to end. So unless he releases a sex tape. It's nice. It's not bad. I think that's pretty good.

It's probably 6'1". You can probably get his personal information and then you guys can probably exchange pictures of your hard penises with a certain can or bottle next to it to make sure you're both sized up equally and we don't even have to do this in public you know you just be proud of the gauntlet stone down pretty busy schedule love your message like what are you working with bro I think we might be dick twins gonna be

an awesome anytime soon I'm out a journal right now. There's nobody next Nice to just develop over years just develop a relationship with this guy Then eventually like a cult sort of thing, you know, and then just eventually be like, can I show you my penis? Just for research purposes, I might start doing this to everyone who features Hammering me like bro. let me see what you got. If it's bigger, you can't open it. If it's bigger, you can't open it for me. That is diddy shit.

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What do you mean? I mean he likes lady juices and guy juices it seems like yeah he According to the court documents yeah, you could draw the conclusion that he was just he had transcended Like sexuality sexuality. Yeah, well there's a thing once you once you fuck every hot lady. The next thing is boys It's like those bowie guys David Bowie. Yeah. Yeah, they say don't Do that fuck every check says I'll fuck these on here Yeah, but he had a swag about him daddy's like to hang you can't be angry and do that If you're if you haven't fucked 1000 ladies four digit ladies and you fuck guys you're gay

Yeah, you fucked a thousand ladies and now you start fucking guys. You're just the fucking man. Yeah, you just you've transcended modern-day America best beauty More of a disorder gray myself The Cuz they did in like hotels right like the freak offs man shones Oh, they okay, so they like it was just in homes was it his own person I was trying to figure out so they were a couple venues. They were like ghost hunt Everything is the color of calm well, there's there's the freak off then there's wild king nights wild king

Is the color of gum? Well, there's there's the freak off then there's wild king nights wild king Wild king nights were like if we all got a hotel room and just kept it low-key I'm gonna hit on Instagram and no just like swingers Blogging you're you're the swinger algorithm. I'm on my algorithm is destroyed. I've seen the this with the one swinger you go she like travels yeah okay she like travels and like I said bullshit. Me and Blue saying gay algorithm. Yeah I'm in there. The gay algorithm. Wait the swing the swinger chick is single? Don't you have to be a couple to be a swinger? I don't know. You probably just can't bring dudes you know what I mean? Okay. No it's not a sub girl it's like a different lady who content yeah shout out to rock it that's what's up wait all right actually now that we who

is sub girl yeah who's up girl Lamar mate can you mark you approach the bench Can you mark you approach the bench? Like Bonnie broke She's like Oh Tell us she's including the old guys. That's nice. They're all including the old guys nowadays. That's very nearly that get that's the one thing man I don't like seeing it, but I'm very happy for the guys true. Yeah, she's like I guess she kind of I forgot about it. She's like the originator of all this stuff a little bit Subgirl she got her house But yeah, she kind of shades oh

Yeah, she kind of like led the charge and then now it's those two ladies who are like losing their assholes. Wait, here's. Anal Proloff? Well, there's three, there's three really running gunners. You got Bonnie, you got Lily Phillips

and you got Wisconsin Tiff, who's in the mix now. Wisconsin Tiff? What? Is this like the slut presidential primary? Yeah, she apparently, from what I've heard from a friend who's into this kind of thing, she's banned from a bunch of old homes because she was going in and fucking all the geezers.

And now they're like, no. That I can get behind. That's like the Joker. If you're gonna be a giant disgusting whore, might as well. Yeah. I shouldn't speak badly about her, but she, actually that's like the Joker. If you're going to be a giant disgusting whore, might as well. Yeah, I shouldn't speak badly about her, but she actually that's being a giant. I think she's like, I think that's spot on. Yeah, I think she's like, she's like, I am a giant disgusting whore. Yeah, they're all pretty.

Be ready. Approach. Yeah, she's like, no, yeah, you're right. Like if you caught it. I know you are. But what am I kind of? Yeah. I mean, going through the nursing home is like, no, yeah, you're right. Like if you caught it. I know you are, but what am I kind of? Yeah, yeah. I mean, going through the nursing home is like, that's kind of nice in a weird way. I feel like that's.

It's philanthropy. It's like a reward for being locked up during COVID. I mean, imagine you're just sitting there and you're like. Put on a ventilator. Yeah. You're just like, where's my family? I haven't seen them all.

And then some lady comes in and blows you. It's like. Why are they, who's kicking her out? I would think I'd die. Also the orderlies that she wasn't fucking. Yeah. Yeah. More some big fucking Jamaican orderlies.

Yeah. What the hell you're doing? Go. Shit it out of your mouth now. Oh, that'd be fucking sick. Yeah, I think I'm going to eat your pussy. You must be mad. I love that.

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I'm going swimming after this like a nice like pause is like a nice set you got on like a great Yeah, I'm great. It's a good nice summer. I got the buttons going. Yeah, it's good. I Sorry I got the buttons going. Yeah, it's good. I Sorry I got distracted Something about the rock. Oh, yeah, dude his shoes from Under Armour Shane hook Under Armour all the way and I want to be a YN dressed like a YN They all are like they're all were like under Armour tracksuits. It's cool And they don't like they're all we're like under armor tracksuits. It's cool There's like a particular uniform and it's like it looks under armor. It's like under armor. That's Baltimore Baltimore Fucks with all that. I know you're talking. I'm not gonna. I'm not city of Baltimore. I'm not just saying this

I'm giving you an honest unabashed opinion Shane hooked me up with under armor sneakers, and they're my favorite shoes Right. I used to use the bag to suck them on Twitter. Oh, The Rock? Yeah. Whoa! No, I used to say, a long time ago, I didn't suck them. I said we were going to jerk off together. I used to send The Rock totally different.

I used to send The Rock gay tweets. Like Dutch Rudder or just together? Just the fucker. I thought it was funny to send him gay tweets and I would send them to people. Look, I tweeted The Rock and my mom found them and call on furious Yeah, what are you doing? Oh damn? She found what are you doing on Twitter mom? Yeah follows my shit all the time Oh, that's my color down again. That's really fun. I saw that one thing is not very nice, but you said

I don't know what did I say? Yeah, you're using not nice language. I got like the told the rock you're gonna tie his hands behind his back Yeah, you're using not nice language. I got like the told the rock you're gonna tie his hands behind his back That is not a nice thing to say It was like dude it was like 10 years ago, I was a boy Yeah, it's coming off with the force The Rock just made the fucking coolest movie got Jumanji rewind man. Yeah that out Andreas that's what I was trying to think he's been sleeping man. What's the next big hit coming out? You didn't see the Christmas movie that cost 250 million dollars on Netflix

What's the next big hit coming out? You didn't see the Christmas movie that cost 250 million dollars on Netflix You read one is actually pretty good. Oh, it's like his Marvel movie. Yeah, for real It was a big it was 250 million dollars to make and you know how much the Rock got paid for that 150 but I still thought that was a lot you probably made for the CCP though. Yeah, They probably like, Oh, it was a flop button China. Everyone's like, Rithwa. Wait, what was it? What was it about? No clue. It was, uh, it was like, it was like the rock is a secret service for Santa Claus. Okay. So if people are trying to attack Santa Claus, I thought it was a Marvel move. No, he's funny. it was a Marvel movie. No

Yeah, he's black Adam Is DC and I think was their big Flopped yeah, yeah, it's funny. They're trying to get in on that Black Panther thing like we'll have a black guy Yeah, it just sounds like a Chichester nickname for a black Every black kid in Chichester is black whatever their name is it's insane. That's black What was black Adam superpower no clue What the fuck was Shazam superpowers use a gene That's so lazy I

Mean excited about saying the power so it must not be great. So he can see through things. He can freeze with his breath. He can see, he can freeze. He has super strength, super speed. He shoots lightning. Lightning was big. The wisdom of Solomon. Yeah. Yeah, the wisdom of Solomon.

And Egypt. Yeah, Egypt. Oh, so he was willing to cut a baby in half to find out who the right mother was. So wise. So he was a king. Yeah, he was a king. I'm an Israelite. he was a king. Yeah. He was a king. I'm an Israelite.

I'm a super Israelite. I'm actually an Israelite. A plus. Blood type. But you're huge in Israel. Really? Yep. You have the A plus?

You have the RH? No, A plus. What the fuck? What does that even give you blood powers? Is it like universal donor? No, not even close. It's like three of them. What?

Yeah. You start when you, when like a, you just kind of get a sixth sense of a plane's about to fly into a building You're like, hold on I'm gonna be late today I had that migraine earlier. I should have paid attention to it. I guess Someone instant messaged me not to come in. I don't know I don't know my blood type. Oh, it's The guy's name in her? Which one?

Big guy four by four? Yeah, big guy four by four. No coming north too. Hers rough dude. That's crazy. I hate cucking and that's pretty bad. Wait, what are you talking about? That's gonna.

Why is he getting cucked? He gets cucked by his OS. Yeah, he finds out that she also is the operating system for millions of other men. Yeah. How much of them do you love? Like 641? Sit in the cuck chair. He finds out that she also is operating system for millions of other men. Yeah How much of them It's pretty bad Dang that movie was kind of ahead of its time. So people are having it's like way ahead of its time It's like scary to watch now. Yeah, cuz people are having like serious crises around chat

GBT and AI people are like following it like a religious cult and stuff. Well, really? Yeah people are like People who like who are like tremendously insecure who like asked chat GBT shit for like advice Just call me Yeah, that is pretty cool you could do brutal honesty and be like dude, what do you think of me here are some pics Shoot you straight destroy me It could Jordan some pics. It would shoot you straight. Destroy me. It could Jordan Peterson use, the chat GBT. Yeah.

But yeah, you can do it. It's like the step up from Googling yourself. You could be like, scour the web for anything I've ever done, my pictures. What do you think of me, man? And destroy me. I want to kill myself in an hour. I'm trying, I got nine days in me

and I'm trying to fucking do this in me and I'm trying to fucking I was thinking about the white version of South Side Chicago just comment sections senseless violence and horrendous things constantly for no reason You know I go there right? It's bad there. It's chill. I go and I can relate because sometimes you go online. You see horrible things written about you And senseless honestly Concerts or something and this stuff yeah, they do have to end the fucking Word violence online is not nice. Are you still stuck in the comments? No, dude? I don't fucking read anything borderline illiterate

Really Lord of the Rings is the only thing I'm really you have no idea your haters are up to you no Whatever she Get so we get someone just go to chat GBT big bro scan the comments give me a report So you're in on one guy yeah get a real fucking the diluted sense of Everything at once. Both things you're thinking about are right. That'd be nice on, if you were just a commenter,

just be like, yo, explain why this guy is the gayest guy ever. You'd fucking have to hit that. Huge paragraph. Yeah, and then can you write like a manifesto for me and like put his name on it? And then like, and like, Can you do it with his handwriting?

Like a government building? So definitely gonna have a manifesto at some point. Do, chat GBT. And then like, man, it's like a government building. They're definitely gonna have a manifesto at some point. Do, chat GBT. Those ones, they turn out every time there's a shooting. Whatever. Oh, true, yeah. No, you can't do, chat GBT won't do that.

If you're like, write me a manifesto. You can hack chat GBT. Hell, what do you do? And make it do whatever the fuck you want, allegedly, I have no idea. I, LaMare did, LaMare hacked it, I think. I bet he did. Yeah, he made it call Evo Music A. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a hack. Allegedly I have no idea. I remember Lamar hacked it. I think I bet he did

Yeah Yeah, it's not a hack. Why would you not be allowed to do that? Chat TV tees like sure one car things gay No, it'll like flag you if you like if you're like, it'll be like just you know, this up this violates our user policy But then it could it like it'll like it'll do it delve into certain things. I just wanted you to call something gay Yeah, what is the big deal grock might yeah grab you put in super crazy mode Elan's base Grodd called me gay when I did that Not to talk shit on the line in his own state, but true Apparently, uh, wasn't he crunk at a dinner or something everyone? Yeah, he was on one

Oh when he had the four forks and he was like flying. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. That's crunk Mental disorder Just fucked up. Yeah, they're trying to say he was on ketamine and you might just be an ecstasy I just be trying to impress like a very funny thing to be on around Trump Yeah, it's like a speedball kind of thing. Yeah, like hippie flipping, but crazy. Yeah, that would be kind of weird. I don't think he was, I think that was just. I think he was just being.

I think he was just being severely autistic at dinner. Just trying to plan his new fucking company, just like four forks of the vector of nine. Yeah, everyone. Sucking on a pacifier. Yeah, everyone hates on him, man. I get it, I get it. I know he's like a nerd, but I don't know,

I still don't know why people like hate the guy. I don't trust them the passion Looking trying. I don't care. He's annoying and he's very lame on Twitter. He's a nice a giant door Yeah, he's in charge of rocket ships. I think this I'm gonna cool them car No thanks. I thought it was cool two months ago. They call it the GenX Devochle Mobile. Devochle? Someone tweeted a picture of a Cybertruck at Kanye West and he was like, Ilan, how can I get this version of the Cybertruck? I don't like, I think it's a form of weakness when people have the Tesla and have the bumper sticker Be it's like got it before he was bad. Yeah, I think that's the weakest shit you can possibly

It's so yeah, just draw a swastika on the back and Exactly it's a bus you can easily trade your car Yeah, like you were really trying to hit him in the pockets Although to be fair they they say that it reduces your tea by 18% Yeah, so I could that is kind of loads like I got a six diesel pre-emission brother. I just keep a cup of gasoline in my Tesla you've a test fucking car. Does my girlfriend have a test so then I don't What oh you got an to Uber back to? Yeah, OK, never mind.

When I was trying to Uber drives longer now. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been I've been pitching my wife on the idea of trading in both of our cars so she can get something for herself. And I don't I just won't have a car. Get a side by side. Was it? Oh, it's like off roading cars.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. There's street legal. Really? Oh, yeah, but just like the. Yeah, the cage cage. Yeah. You're on the highway like the yeah the cage. Yeah Or a slingshot slingshot would be tight. I want to get one of those Look like a dirt bike so electric dirt electric bicycle. It looks like yeah, those things are fucking sick They sell them now for like 5g's that just already look like it. I could trade my car and get like three of them and get like three of them. You would fall in three different cars.

Just buy your car dude if that's how cheap it is. Yeah, I'm trying to pitch my wife on the idea that I'm just going to stop driving all together. And Uber everywhere? Because Uber, yeah, just ride Ubers. Yeah, why not? And get like an electric bicycle. I don't really like driving that much anymore.

I hate driving. I shouldn't do it. It's like irresponsible. I don't pay attention to anything I'm doing. I'm not paying attention at all. Get a self-driving car. Yeah. Yeah. MF's a low MIT, although if I have got a gas one, make it happen. Yeah. Self-driver. Yeah. They have they don't have that.

Well, maybe they do. The Chevy's and stuff have like driver's assistance. Should not full blown auto like automated driving. But I don't think the electricity is the reason that it's all driving. Yeah, but I mean like, I don't want to self driving Chevy Cruze, it's gonna fucking crash. Get a side by side. What about the, aren't the new Hummers are electric?

Which is a. Are they really? Yeah, I, my Uber driver earlier was like geeked on him. He was like. can't blame him. Yeah, one drove by us and then like home in his letter. He's like, do you see that car? I was like, no. He was like, it was the Hummer.

It was the new Hummer. He was very excited. But I don't but electric Hummer would be sick. Electric Hummer would be sick. But I wonder if the EMFs, if there's like some device. I could wear like an x-ray shield. Yeah. We're one of those lead things from the death. That's what I'm saying

Wear an x-ray shield on your crotch. It's gotta be on your crotch Sure that I saw that one podcast and now I'm fucked up on electric cars In front of the dates yeah? Yeah, you guys are fucking free. Yeah. Luke Belmar's brother might be my favorite kind of like crazy web guy right now. I don't know what you wanna call him. Dude, he kinda spits facts, dude.

He does spit facts. Yeah. Bro, if you're driving, if you're driving, it's the most like unrelatable. He's like, look man, because I drive a Lamborghini, I want my body to be shredded to match my car. We should all be matching our cars. Yeah, and then he just goes into Denny's

and fucking suns the waiter. He's like, I actually can't do anything here because it's all cooked in seed oil. We're all good here, bro. What do you say, we're all good here, bro? Yeah. There's something like that. I gotta bounce, brother.

Did you watch the- Sorry, brother. Liver King Untold? No, what is that? The Untold's like, you know, ESPN, Untold, or whatever the fuck it is. No, what was that one? I mean, no one's watched it? No. Netflix, yeah, it's Liver's like whole backstory. It's fucking crazy

What they just hired dudes that come in like rich dudes will hire like a marketing team. Oh, yeah Like pump up their instagram. Yeah, you get a pr what's like a pr for him. You're like, I want to belmarsh So did he not need to eat all that raw meat? No, he did. Okay, he was on star walking insane He's not doing good, right? No, he did. Okay. He was on Star Wars. He was fucking insane. He's not doing good, right? No. He's losing an eye. Oh, wow. Why is he losing his eye? I think he has a fucking proper meal in the past three years. He got like hit or something in his eye and like deteriorated his cornea. Who struck the... Who committed regicide against the liver king?

Either Rad or Shryker. What? Liver Rad or Liver Shryker? No, his sons? He's like a great character. One of the liver boys hit the father? It's like biblical. The liver princes? liver rad or liver striker Striker has a new song give him give me a minute striker striker liver King son. What a liver boy There's little even a different part of the liver radical Place names sons radical rad and strike So I'm told it's fucking amazing. He was so close to doing it dude. I know doing what just being the absolute Changing the world black family annihilation. That's my

That is my theory. I'm standing on that until it happens at some point as a joke liver King's going to annihilate his family You think it's gonna be an annihilation of a liver nation. Yes 100% his wife's gonna turn around annihilation of a liver nation? Yes His wife's gonna turn around see the wreckage and turn to a pillar of salt She told him to lie what when all that shit came out? She's like just fucking lie fuck it kind of a beast liver wife Yeah, that's your last little queen. Literally liver Queen. Yeah, I see a sprite It's really awesome just lying I mean she was right Definitely you've been lying about steroids this whole time. Don't come out now. It did ruin him to come out and beg, I'll be honest.

I mean, he didn't come out and got exposed. Who, by place dates? More place, more dates, that's some respect, Derek. Yeah. I'm saying, I'm just- MPM day. Bro, when you're- When you're abbreviated, it's MPM day.

When you're eight days in like me, it's just like, I send those texts like, be there soon. You don't get the article. Yeah, it's too much. That's actually, that's kind of like Delmarish. What? To be like, I don't need the article. I can get my point across without it.

Yeah, exactly. I can never lose frame. You should see, you have Apple intelligence on that. What's that? You can highlight a paragraph and make it sound better. Whoa. No, yeah, if you like send an email, you can like. Yeah, it'll help your email writing.

You should try to see if you can make it get worse. Just more cavemanish. Just so you know, you're being a fucking alpha. Yeah, I keep restructure this paragraph so I retain frame. It's like, why are you doing LOL, you bitch? Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at anything anyone ever texts you. I can't

help it. I've been trying to do that and I still have to say like a ha ha. Yeah, I feel like a psycho and I'm just like, yes, okay. I realized I was doing that in freshman year of high school and a chick called me out like why do you say haha and at the beginning I was doing at the beginning and the end I was like haha nothing what's going on you lol I was like fuck yeah it was not going on your dick in my body did not at all not even close I do um who was I oh I used to send I said

periods in my text it'd be like yeah I'll be there period yeah and remember my sister was like why do you have periods your text like a psychopath if I have a second sentence commas are crazy why sometimes I use a semicolon like I still don't understand what the fucking point of a semicolon it's just it's just two sentences I think so yeah yeah I thought it was just for like suicide suicide not like those tattoos or whatever oh yeah happens and checks get those suicide Queen or King card thing it's like a people get semicolons like it means it's not over or something like that. I don't know if it's I have no idea. You get like behind your ear, right? I'm just

getting into tattoo law right now. Medusa means you were forcefully taken by another man. Whoa. What? Medusa tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. Why would somebody get that on themselves? Take it back. Their power.