Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 562 - Goonicide (feat. Billy, Jon Delcollo, & Charles Blyzniuk

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Wow, wow, Wes. Holy shit, dude, we're here. Charles Blisnick, John Delcalo. Thank you guys for joining me on this program. Thank you for having me. We have a special guest popping in as well. We do have a special guest coming, which is exciting. You can sit right there, I think.

Sit right there. He might sit with you. He might be able to stand around him. Or he could stand. He could stand on the chair. We could do like a, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could do like an Usher style thing. Bullet cherries? Yeah, I don't mean to bring this up again, but we could do like a Usher style thing.

Bullet cherries? Yeah. I wasn't, I was just thinking serenade, but if you have cherries on hand, sure. What do you think about Usher's Bullet Cherries? Cause you resist it, you think? Everyone talks big game. I don't think anyone can.

Imagine him holding what looked like child's testicles in front of your face. Yeah. Imagine you're a 40 year old black lady. Could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush? Yeah, there's male testicles in front of your face. Yeah. Imagine you're a 40 year old black lady. Could you not lick the simulated child's testicles if it was your biggest crush? And there's male testicles. There's grown up testicles that look like too buddy. Like steroid heads, dude. No, there's dude. Cherry. I'm by no way a sack king and I'm not, I'm not, cherries, I can comfortably be like, that's not a flex to be like cherries. But it's like nice. You

ever see the video of the bodybuilder? I'm checking my nuts right now. Yeah, dude, I can't check you. I think I might have like Robbins eggs. You know, like the candy? Yeah, mine are like, yeah, mine are like Robbins eggs. Nice about that. Yeah, I know. It's like, yeah, Robbins egg or like a Jordan almond.

Yeah, for the for the for the people who are a little bit more refined a Brazil nut yeah oh you nasty you freak you're a bit freaky right now freaky my freak is all inside Brazil nuts are freaky as hell Brazil is so good what I like Dude, they're the worst nuts. I've only had them pause. I'm not trying to come at you. No, no, no, I get it, pause. I've only had them salted, but that's when they're tasty.

Oh, okay, yeah, I've had them raw, pause. Yeah, they say if you eat one Brazil nut a day, it's supposed to be like super good for you. Yeah, I don't think it, I mean, I don't like- So we eat raw and salted Brazil nuts, and there's a huge jar on my counter. I was like, I'll put. Yeah, I don't think it I mean I don't like raw and salted Brazil nuts, and they are there's a huge jar on my counter I was gonna put them here. I'll eat one every day right. It's a chore. They're fucking gross dude. Yeah I think whatever I'm doing with my life is probably cancelling out I think it's safe to say I'll never see a Brazil net in my entire life really I'll never be able to identify a Brazil nut

No, yeah, they're not I mean look they're not the best, but look, this is what I want to talk to you guys about. I mean, it's carried away perversion. It's right at the beginning. We didn't get it. We didn't get that perverted. I can get right now. I could get deep into my personal kink, but I'm just chilling

on that right now. It's cool. I want to talk about the fact I'm edged right now, but I'm currently I'm not gooning. I'm not totally totally How many days? Eight days, huh? I'm eight days and I'm dude. I'm telling you I Brother I turned a corner man. I don't know what happened. I'm completely and again I'm sorry to talk about this

every single time. It's coming out of your eyes. It kind of is. I'm completely, I'm off the knock. I turned the corner where it's just like, before, look, I'd just be wanting to look at it, and now it's like, I don't even, I don't wanna look at this stuff.

I've somehow in my head just been like, that feeling when I get sexually charged, before I'd be like, this is bullshit. I would get mad at my wife Yeah, I would for real be like this fucking lady now I've gotten into it where I like that I get into the charge it and I talk to her all the time She charged me up this morning. I said bro. Just charge me man I was like we're not we can't do anything right now because you know they'd be like we survived a microburst by the way

So you know what a microburst is that a pre come that no it's gonna there's gonna be a microburst later today if all things go well, but we Had like a semi tornadic hailstorm. Yes. Okay. Wait. Yeah the uber I took it over here As soon as I got in the the guy was like What has been crazy a couple people died yesterday? Oh But yeah, apparently the weather was crazy yesterday. Oh been crazy here, a couple people died yesterday. I was like, oh, oh. But yeah, apparently. The weather wasn't even crazy yesterday. Well it was hot, you can heat stroke. He was kind of on one, he was,

I mean, maybe he was just in like Twilight Zone, but he said there was a- You mean like an immigrant? Is that what you were trying to say? If that's the case, dude, I'm afraid I have to put you in the red, my friend. Yeah, put me in the red, because I was about to go off. Dude, a couple people got drowned in the floods.

Homeless guys got washed away in the water. Really? What were they, sweeping up Obama's backyard? We're back in the green. Thanks, man. You got us back in the green. Wait, when't it flood? And that's what it was talking about.

Oh, not yesterday, but like like Saturday. Remember those the microbears? That was on Monday. Monday. Yeah. On Monday, people definitely died. If you were outside, they're claiming apple sized hail. That's yeah. That's it was 15 straight minutes. It was crazy. And the wind was from what I saw swirling because people thought it was a tornado damn

It was 80 miles out of nowhere. I got an alert on my phone I was watching a new hope with my kids watching star wars the first one Yes, just chilling all of a sudden is like, you know, you get the amber alert thing or whatever. That's not the same Yeah, sure. Why bad? You just get like your phone's gonna be real wet pervert coming to you About to get diddled by the weather we got diddled by the way it fucking broke two of our windows Whoa my dude my neighborhood got smashed dude my god like if you walked Afterwards it was just in it hell. No dude. We were in dude

I felt like my I was had my kids away from the window My sweet wife would just left in an uber moments before and they had to pull into like a car wash for shelter In an uber it was it was I've never been scared in a storm This is the first time I was looking at my roof being like this thing might come down on us Well fucking hey that the craziest storm you've ever seen easily dude easily Wow It was just literally raining golf balls for 15 minutes damn just going on the roof Took out my kids went to my kids windows just side by side. Whoa. What about car? Only my kids room

And I do it and they hit like if you want outside after I went out afterwards when it settled down I went I went to Home Depot after and just LARP as a contractor. It, it's nice So like 30 minutes. I just really I was a wood. I was genuinely swinging it around Literally, that's exactly what I did But I I brought a tape measure with me so I had the tape measure and I didn't like I knew it It was like bro Don't do this But I like hooked it onto my fucking bell clip and I was fully LARPing as a contractor the entire Netflix Oh, all of a sudden the what a Nextel all of a sudden. The what?

A Nextel phone all of a sudden. Dude, I would have, I think I was pretending on my iPhone. I was like, brrrr. Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy. Troops. Dude, I was in the aisle of like just the duct tape aisle and I was trying to flex. Yeah, buying corn nuts.

Because there was all these couples, there was all these couples just walking around with that like lost, it was like we got, it was like genuinely a fucked up event. Yeah, it sounds bad. Did you just go to People Watch and see what people were like? It was so we got it was like genuinely a fucked up event yeah did you just go to people watch and see what people are like no don't call i can't i wouldn't go just people watch i was fixing my damn house you know what were you going to get boards for the windows i need i was looking for some pre-cut sheet uh not sheetrock some plywood look at some pre-cut

32 inch window standard 32 inch window so i went there to go get some plywood but you and i you know this is kind of embarrassing, but I was hoping their saw would be there so they could cut my shit for me. Yeah. So I go there, dude, the Home Depot was flooded itself. So they couldn't cut for you. So I'm like looking around, you know, whatever.

I ended up buying some pre-cuts. They weren't big enough, but I put some other stuff on there. You got to cut them. I had a shopping, not a shopping cart, a big bed, a flat bed, it with saw horses a circular saw sheet supply My uncle called me who lives here and he was like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm at the Home Depot He's like dude put all that shit. I'm gonna drop 10

He's like literally a carpenter. He's like dude. I can do that faster than you can go back and forth No, please put all that stuff back and I'm like, god damn it It's it feels good though to almost dude. You're like ready to buy that stuff back and I was like god damn it. It feels good though to almost dude You're like ready to buy that stuff. I might do that. I have to use just dude having a fucking tape measure on your hip Yeah, here's here's here's how deep the LARP went It's just like he got me when I was in the self-checkout and I had a fucking cart loaded Item and they're like I'm gonna return all this well, you know what I said, so come on in Come on, I see your guess see your guess come on. You actually you would love this come in see

Mayor pastor pastor the mic Oh my god. There. He is. Holy shit. What up? No. Oh my god Hold on a second if you guys can't see the listeners at home the lights are all blanking and Billy McCusker You can set you can sit you can stand whatever you want to do like to take the standing we're gonna sing Yeah, I was like to take the standing? We're gonna sink. Last time I was here, my leg was broken. Yeah, last time his leg was broken, look at it now. John, if you're fucking, you know. Good to see you. If your legs fail, you get a special ability.

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You guys have the cherries ready? Bowl of cherries no all right anyway I told you that solar flare no no microburst in terms of the hail we had Apple size hail and Hello at least learn about the culture So we got smashed I told them I went immediately afterwards once the weather settled I went to Home Depot to get supplies to board the windows up fully larped as a contractor I had a tight a tape measure on my waist and then like I had all this shit at the plywood at a circular saw I had some blades. How many what teeth blades do you prefer on the circ saw? I mean, yeah, I think I like

52 teeth. I forget. I didn't want to Home Depot with the date measures, either an immigrant or a faith here. It's because I can't read. Yeah, real contractor just eyes it up. No, like the, I think they don't even mention it. Well, it's funny because they did have, they had like four by two or two by,

and I'd have to be like, what's that an inches? So then I loaded up this flathead because I had to board up my windows, dude. Why did'd have to be like what's that an inch so then I loaded up this fly head because I had to board up my windows why did you have something man of the house that's like I don't bring the whole what are you talking about just pay someone to do that yeah but dude it was like you don't understand man like the whole neighborhood we had probably 25 windows out on our block so like everyone was slammed Also, too

I was kind of stoked as like now I always wanted like saw horses and like circular saw my ball at all I had my cart in the self-checkout uncle Joe called me and was like bro Put it all back cuz he had talked to Brittany and Brittany's Like please help please stop him Cut my finger. I like a slick a little pitch thing behind my yard. I would have been on like a level I would cut my arm off So I had dude I had I was deep in the LARP and I had my fucking tape measure on my hip I'm in self-checkout and I get the fuck's just my uncle call my put it back you fucking loser

And I was like I put it down. I had this shit on my car, and I went to the lady I was like job You leave it I pushed it into the dial is bad Self-checkout is not returning More but I'm just following the eight following the noble eightfold way, but the Dude, I found out you can't steal even if you're a Buddhist. I'm like damn. That's fucking bullshit. Nobody wants you stealing I don't think any religions like you steal. I've checked it. I'm trying to find the one that does If you find it, let me know until then I'm atheist again

I guess this would be it's rude to suggest but isn't the Church of Satan maybe they would do without wilt Yeah, aren't they like they're like they're nice They've got no you could steal but then they could destroy you. Oh, so that's natural law brother Yeah, so you don't want that hanging over your head. I don't want to get destroyed Yeah, but I did beach the fucking thing. That was easy. I'd be in a car. I was like how to feel Cuz it does feel, were you charged? If you don't mind my asking,

were you charged when you were leaving? For what? Like when you were at, when this was going on. Like how you're charged up right now? Yeah, you know how you charge up. Oh bro, I thrive on the chaos, brother. I love, I love it. You was putting energy on the grid after that.

I'm just kidding. I know that was I, how many days have I retained my seed? No, I'm just thinking like leaving, leaving Home Depot to like come back must feel good. Like still in the mindset of a contractor. I still got the necessary supplies. I got a pre-cut piece of plywood. Some, I got some gorilla.

That was, I was still, I had been completely just crushed by my uncle, sunned by my uncle. Just him and my wife teamed up on me and like put it back, you fucking freak. And then I went to the duct tape aisle and there was a couple. You gotta punch a window out in your

Literally got like handicapped by my uncle Just devastated but then I had a still we should like just get some fucking duct tape and we'll like oh my god Good call. Yeah, good call boss. And then I Was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked Nice dude, cuz they were looking at they're looking at painters tape and I was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked Nice dude cuz they were looking at they're looking at painters tape and I was like brother you're gonna want some gorilla tape on that Yeah, have you watched I've not fucked it right now from this angle you remind me the giant from Twin Peaks? I have not. Fuck dude. Right now from this angle, you remind me of the giant from Twin Peaks. Bro, look at the giant from Twin Peaks. It's just like Blizz.

Holy shit, this is crazy. I think I do get that reference. From this angle, it looks just like the giant's a beast. So it's not weird. Just crazy. Also, watch her, no offense, Gardini. You look identical to Joaquin in that. Ooh. What do you look like?

Her. Ever see Joaquin? Oh, in her. I said it's crazy. She's fucking me up. Is that when he has sex with Alexa? He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS?

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I mean, I was waiting I don't be the first person to say but we're all she's awesome strong. Yeah Hashtag so wait did you convince that guy who was clearly about to paint his house to get gorilla tape and Well, they were like thanks like oh thanks and I was like yeah man this shit and their wife kind of look like okay Man, it's enough of your duck Please get the fuck out of my face Next time you need to go in there with the tape measure on and the wireless head set But it's clearly not plugged into anything I think you're gonna want a different kind of tape actually

God try sausages outside Bracos is a treasure. I will never places suck. You You never had it Rockers. I've never had it's not bad Oh, that's what everyone said it is not bad. It's a fine sausage and pepper sandwich. Yeah It's a hot dog. Yeah, it's a hot dog for adults and then they make a half hot half sweet to do so if you can't decide That's the both of them. Yeah, that's that's kind That's kinda weird to think that much about a sausage. You don't spend a lot of time thinking about sausage, bro? No, I'd be like, I want it hot but sweet too. Nah, I'm kidding.

Take one bite, turn it around. I'm Josh. My lady's driving and I'm in the fucking page and she's like this. You're eating them both like this. Have you ever been to Show and Tell? Uh huh. You ever see a live girl sex show? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, they have that. It's like a double build out. I've seen the double battle. Yeah, yeah. That's why rockers made the double

sided. Rockers are sponsors. That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, my cousin. We want this show and tell. Oh, yeah. 18th birthday as well. Yeah, groomed Billy Billy in my younger Book me up on stage I got whipped in like a Asian woman put like whipped cream up my nose I thought it was funny like snorted it but then I woke up and like my nose just smell like curdled milk No, not the tranny don't try that Sorry, never mind ally She was not she was not by the way. She I know but allegedly that lady my boy cookie that that was bullshit.

That wasn't true. My boy cookie got a laugh. That was like true. You said she's told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen and we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude. They're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skip. She was telling him she was telling him this is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Dude. really? He believed it? 100%.

Only child Italian. Have you seen his piece? What? Definitely. Have you seen his piece? And you know it's not true. You know the woman's lying on his piece. No, yeah.

OK. This is not some freak show. If you're the biggest dick in show and tell, it might be 14 inches. Yeah, true. There's some freaks. There's probably strippers and bigger dicks. Is fucking crazy. I would say people will go to Philadelphia.

It's like definitely. I don't know if it's open anymore. You got to close down. It is. Can confirm. I went and they took me to an 18 year old party. 18 year old birthday party for me because you only have to be 18. Yeah.

This is BYO. Other side. 21. Yeah. And I was just like, don't just don't put me on the fucking stage. And then they say John, no color to the stage. And it's the woman with the biggest hits I've ever seen that have ever existed. And she's doing the whipped cream.

I eat the whipped cream of her of her bot and her fart. And and then I and then I'm like this with my belt holding my hands back. And I'm like, why do they call you bubbles? Because I like to blow and I was like oh god they beat the shit out of you too yeah they really did leave some welts on me they really hurt you they really like have you been to show and tell I've actually never been dude they do imagine okay so imagine you know like you ever see like ladies in like Kensington like dipped out in the bus stop. Imagine them naked, sucking dildos off of this.

Dude, when I went there, these women were pure skeletorians. You're in Austinian, dude. Elite. It's not that bad. No, dude. When I was there, they were for real skeletorians. They were, I don't want to be crass on this, but they were inserting vaginal insertion and they waved it out in the crowd.

They were so bad, dudes went like, well, I mean, well, whoever's going to do the live sex show probably is pretty rough. But not every one of them was not everyone, but the live sex sex workers, I'm an ally. So true. Obviously. Yeah. And that's your business.

I don't think it comes from the deepest bits of hell. But remember one time you and I drove by the Pennsport club oh yeah they showed their butthole in there. I was whispered out of lane by the way. Yeah that's what you told me. I had heard. There's a sound point. Look again I was curious I obviously was on my mind we passed my voice said someone a stripper showed them his butth butthole. And yeah, look. That's cool. They show a big hole in the back. I think that's like a putty on the tits place, too. I don't want to mess their license up, but I think a stripper

accidentally revealed her butthole. Yeah, it was an accident. There's a loophole with that loophole. There's a thing with like serving food. Yeah, we serve food. You can't show your titties. I don't think you can be full nude. No, I think it's if they serve alcohol, if it's BYO, they can get completely naked. If they serve alcohol, they can't take

their bottoms off. And I think they have to have the pasties on a lot of pleasure dumb as well. What's up? Why can't Giles serves beer so they don't get fully naked. Yeah. But what's like the worry about like genitals and food? It should be like hair nets and latex gloves. We have to ask our forefathers about that. True. That's an antiquated law. Make them dress like lunch ladies. That's true. It's like it's that. And then like a liquor store is closed on Sunday.

It's like those are the two Quaker laws that still exist. You got to put those ladies' pussies away if you're serving corned beef. Yeah, they should uh that'd be a cool strip club that was just like a high school cafeteria Yeah, it was just like stripper lunch ladies serving you food That'd be nice and they were like grab their titties and get like mashed potatoes real situations that would actually be real Like you just have a whole warehouse of real situations you can walk an alley or an alleyway or like a grocery store Yeah

And everyone everyone has to wear like the electrician little like boots over there Like ho booties, yeah, cuz they serve food true And a good slutty grocery store be nice that's it's a very tantalizing possibility There's a coffee shop that if you want to stand I don't wait this is all very nice. Where is it in, Florida? Yeah, it was it had my dad fucked up, bro. That's called Gunasai Gunasai the guy who went through the baristas The first recorded case of good aside He went through his hands on chick was like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm sorry and then drove off and killed himself

She was filming. Yeah, she he was he pulled up in the hellcat too. Yeah It's supposed to be a like a coffee shop that has like scantily clad women Yeah, but you can see in the reflection of the guy's car. The woman is fully clothed. Yes like Beat his dick to a lady in a full on jeans and a t-shirt and then she catches him on video and he drives to another parking lot and blows his head off They like all these people went and started screaming. I can't goon and like taking me. They protest outside of it.

I swear to God. I swear to God. This is a while ago. So he might have been in charge of Facebook. He was a brother. Damn. So he pulled up on the stripper coffee shop. Yeah, I just trying to get a quick beat in while he gets a hot coffee They're asking for it, dude

Can't be naked can't golf morning boners getting coffee. It's like kind of yeah I don't have to get out of my car then I don't have to stop masturbating. That's the rule at a coffee shop Yeah, that's like kind of on you that I thought you're on a headset behind a screen like Wizard of Oz style. Yeah, I don't know the more you take clothes off What? Supposedly what's the place called again baristas, but it's no longer there down in Florida. What happened? You put up a statue of a guy in a dodge They put a statue of the gooner. They put a water they tore it down put a water fountain in the ground as in the world No, I have no idea. They probably just closed.

Probably tough to run one of those. What? Stripper coffee place. Like baristas are already brutal and strippers are already brutal. Oh God. You put it together and it's probably like. At least in that case it would make sense

if they're like not even gonna tip. It's like dude, bust out your fucking tits. I agree, 100%. Or if it's the guy. You don't even have perky aerial. Like what's going on with you? I on? What is wrong with you today? Yeah, you were a broader work What is our box? I'm all about the Starbucks uniform. They're on strike right now So there's a lot about their freak flag fly. They can't wear Crocs and they're like we deserve the Karl Marx Take your fucking Crocs off. You're 40 years old. You have a college degree

Where's even fucking slacks man? You're you're working for a giant corporation It's a service job. So he holds whose unionizing or trying to who is the Philly holds Whole Foods? They're trying to use the parkway. Yeah, they've been trying to do that forever Yeah, I stand you know that there's a coffee shop in Philly in Fairmount They try to unionize and the dude shut the entire closed all them down OCF. Oh Well, they're like also a scumbag realtor. Yeah Where's that both worlds? Yeah, he's a developer. I look hey man. Well, yeah, let's let's Lee. I've heard he's a bit of a motherfucker It's all brand for an evil developer just all right, you know, yeah, know that's why I'll take away everyone's no one gets coffee now

I was at a birthday party for a kid and there's a dude with a neck brace at the birthday party and my uncle Called it a Jewish turtleneck. It's so funny Everyone I know. She was terrible. His funny should have ever heard of my life. Just also everything around you say the guy's names. That's like the you have to what kids party were you at? My one cousin's daughter Oh, right. Yeah, it was her second birthday. Who is wearing the JT is

Ever since I mean, that's pretty fucking great. Hey, that's that's embarrassing going out with one of those I know yeah Yeah, you can't look behind you Huh, I had a side being awesome for a week with a knee scooter, dude I hate talking like that you can still look around I couldn't I could not turn you can turn your neck like that No, I couldn't turn my body Yeah, but you still look me if you do that's okay fair enough, but like I'd rather have my legs There's like something too debilitating about the neck brace exactly. It's like Frankenstein. Yeah, it just makes you so

Like cumbersome also. I don't know a single person who's ever actually needed one of those things They're for like when you're laying in traction in a hospital bed, right? Yeah, I suppose so like put that on. Could be for like spine surgery. True. Could be. But if that can't stay the fuck on. Yeah, if you're coming off of spine surgery, do you need to go to this two-year-old's birthday party?

That's what I'm saying. You have a little fever, you know? Yeah. You want to get outside and chill with people. True. Looks like you're gonna need to track down. True. I'll see what the cheer runner up to.

That's all I got. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that was a lot. I brought the podcast. I fucking crashed it down. It was so fucking good. Yeah, I'll try to remember if I was in it. Not to get personal, how many days do you have in you in terms of like,

you're not, we've made a pact as brothers. Me and you, it's not porn or jerking out. Like not watching porn or coming. Everyone's journey is different, but I'm no PMO. Porn, masturbation, orgasm. I haven have broken this ever since February. Yeah. All right. I can't wait to get some time I'm sorry. You're saying you haven't orgasm. No, no, no, no, I just jerked it. Just my she takes care of that dude. I fucking I'm good Are you saying the same thing? It's been eight days since you've I have I only I've been trying to do this for like seven years

It's like a testosterone spike allegedly eight. I'm on eight right now. It's pretty clear, but yeah Yeah, dude. I now it's like punching the brick wall before you It's I'm just like it's only my wife can release me. I cannot bear to masturbate myself I like the game of saving it for mommy for sure Myself I like the game of saving it for mommy for sure Everyone's in a while. She's in a work call and this has to happen now That's when you have to supplement the energy and learn once you flip that switch where you go like this energy is good before I'd go this is bad. I shouldn't feel like this now I'm going like this is how I am supposed to feel clean something clean out your car

Yep, that'll really like just take the edge off a little bit. Okay. All right, dude I'm telling that a lot of shit. I just tell her I wake up in the morning. I say babe I don't know if today's the day it's okay if it's not but Just feel it See where I'm at. My god. I go. Yeah And I didn't like it. Well, let's see. It's very good I own a serious note It's like I think the best thing you possibly do in a long-term relationship Because you if you have the goon escape latch

It fucks your whole you can't exist like that. It is it can be rough There can be it is months of like oh wow I just I guess I just have been beating off and forgetting that I live with a lady For a few weeks here Well, if you come to head if you come to like conflict if you have the escape latch it allows you to just be like Whatever and you know, you just you slowly drift apart Yes, but like now if we're and any at odds on any like by any means I have to hash it out because it's like That's that's the teeth bro. I'm like a baby on the teeth. That's my only that's my lifeline

So and it makes you dude after like seven days your babe just becomes like a goddess. You're like, Oh, my God. I mean, after three days, if you like brush against her in the kitchen, you're like, put the baby to bed. We have to go fucking three days. They're the enemy. You gotta get through that. Why the fuck did you do this to me? Do you not care about me at all? You're doing this to yourself. I'm telling you, I've matured. I flipped the switch. Now I just go baby. I had her literally the morning

I said just charge me up charge me up. I'm your toy soldier spin my top I'm sending right out in the world for her. Wow. I get a hit the home depot parking lot like I'm a contract You're living out like a like a romance novel Sick. Yeah, honestly, I feel like if I watch one of my wife's like sweet hot sausage Dude I feel like at this point I could watch the notebook with my wife and be like fuck babe. This is so I would do that. I would build you that house even though you're having sex with that other guy for ten years Yeah, dude, it's been I can't I mean I can't recommend it enough well off the good edge Just totally off the good. They say if things are free you're the product

Don't look at me like that again man Simply too good Look at chicks having sex hot ones and nothing happens something happens, bro Yeah, the deal that usually just them dying. You know what those ladies die all the time porn star ladies Yeah, they're like young rappers now. I never even heard of busky bunny Boy, we're her tits nice rest in peace. Yeah, they also died in a mall parking lot Shot by rival porn stars

Sorry, that's terrible. Shot by rival porn stars. That'd be actually, if you could stand it, you'd become like the no jumper of just insane young porn stars. I would never put myself in that position. Or maybe jail. Huh? Is he in jail?

Who? Adam 22. No, he's not in jail. No way. He's rebuilding his business, right? I think so. I think he made some systemic change. I think he made some, I think they reversed the DEI stuff and he was like, all right

I got a tax credit for that dude No, I want to watch like mine I watched the interview with him recently it was I just saw pieces of it But there was a you know, Jin Lee, the rapper from the Dallas based rapper. You just tell me about. Yeah, we know. Why? Yeah, why? Guy, he said the one. Drusky just made fun of.

No, Drusky came at my bro, Billy Gang Kush, Billy Gang Kush. Well, he goes by Billy Gang Kush. Cushing tin was his name, but I saw him correct someone. I just got Cush. OK, thanks for. Yeah, put some respect on him. But yeah, my bad.

Billy Gang Kush is half black. He was great. He was just raised by a black family. OK. Jin Lee is a white boy, certified white boy. But both have raised a stir by their use of the N word in their raps. Yeah, it's a debate. It's a controversy. Yeah. You guys are losing your choke on that.

It's slipping. Dude, white rappers he white rappers that have powered up? They found real stone and they've powered up with it. It's crazy. Just know you let this happen You stood by idly Eminem says it is over He never we won. We finally won rap. He's a pure Yeah, he won't it's too late for him to do it. It's got to kill him being like fuck It's gonna be on his last album. You think so? He's gonna be 80 years old on his deathbed. It's time to say I don't think so. I don't like hillary clinton or something. Yeah

I think kelly maybe huh now. I mean he's like machine gun kelly's like pop now But he's probably a little ticked off if you want to put him in a box I hate machine gun kelly with the passion Fucking ate him. I like the noise of bop honestly I don't yeah, I hear you is that it's not for me. I do think he's the perfect celebrity He likes he wears like Frankenstein boots and just kind of like does weird stuff He's like pretty like he's at least filling the celebrity archetype perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, just like a disastrous private life Dresses like a complete freak hot guy makes bops love them

You throw it on playlist The Twitter clip where he's like doing like beating yeah It's all right. It's all right. It's got that emo vibe from the mid 2000s. Yeah, I didn't listen emo back in the day I was rap metal. Yeah, I couldn't rap metal. Yeah 311 Executioners, what do you think I was talking about? I didn't know what you were talking about I don't know what rap metal is Lip biscuit I was like break stuff. Obviously I would get charged up. Yeah, but the Lincoln Park for sure some Feelings I put on the LP

Chester speaks to you Chester does speak to me dude. All right, pay him and Chris Cornell What happened to Chris? He died too. Yeah, how'd he die? It was a murder-suicide with Chester. Yes That's what they say. They say that they were like doing a documentary on pedophilia and they iced them what? Chester and You ever look up the pictures of John Podesta and Chester Bennington? No. Not to get off track, but it's fucking crazy looking.

Well, that's a lot of fun. Is Ann Hash also involved in that? Who's Ann Hash all? Ann Hash, the lady that crazy car accident death. Oh, yeah, the girl that fucking popped up like the Undertaker. Wasn't there also a rumor that she was involved in? Yeah, that came and went.

What the fuck? I was thinking about something else, though. I had something to do with that the other day. I can't remember. Yeah, that came and went what the fuck I was thinking about something else though. That's something though that day I remember you know who's you're telling me about grand Glenn Greenwald's sitch Yeah, I'm all about when dudes get out it for like crazy sexual stuff whenever they're like, yeah, that's what I do Yeah, I I Like that I'm being honest even Zesty when Zesty was like

Even Zesty you have to root for a guy. They go, yeah. He's literally a pedophile. What happened? What is this? He's like getting, Destiny. Destiny. Online like Adderall out Twitch streamer.

Okay. He was like sexting young girls. What? Yeah. You have that on, you have that on fact, otherwise you gotta say allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

How do you know this? I'm on the net, bro. I've seen this shit. Fair enough. Yeah, Zestini is, I mean, he is a sexual deviant much like Glenn Greenwald. The only thing I like when there's- Totally, it was at a two adults.

If he wants to lick up loogies from his daddy, that's right. What's your problem? Oh, I didn't know what he did. Dude, the picture's so funny. He's having like spun fun with his boyfriend. What's that? Like getting cloudy and rowdy, meth.

Oh. He looks like he's methed out. You can't just keep saying all this stuff. You have to run this through legal, dude. I'm not saying he does look like it. I'm just saying he looks like it. You said he was having sponge fun. It looks like it.

You're allowed to say this if you're not standing at the podium. Yeah. If you're standing at the podium, you can say anything you want without saying anything. No, he looks like his eyes are dilated. He looks spun out for sure. Yes.

But have you ever been under total control by a daddy? No, he could just be charged up. Not yet. Daddy. Wait, what's the guy from you for? Domination He was being dumb dude. He was in the throes of being domed Yeah in her Joaquin Phoenix sexting username is big guy four by four With the girl the beginning is it what's your screen name is like big guy four by four fucking great cross-plan with the girl the beginning is it what's your screen name is a big guy four by four hold on so the Glenn Greenwald situation that was it was a video guy they say he released it on

some real Dom she's always Dom released it allegedly I think yeah he might have gotten Dom by the Israeli government if I'm That's what that's what they say Yeah But I don't know I mean I just couldn't imagine what the post not clarity to getting domed and putting the video up on Twitter And then finally jerk it after like a two-day edge and just go That's why I'm born dude. That's a porno. Yeah, the porno is leading beyond I mean dude you put the video up after my brother I was talking about brother Tom about this is also a porn sober

And he was like reading about like how far dudes take their porno holes dude like you think you know He was like talking about how he's like yeah, you think you're bad you research, but some other like step It's crazy dude there was He was like he said this guy came out of a pornhole by his wife Finding like he had like ordered blood plugs for himself, and his wife was just like what are these he was like I was good Their boy pacifiers They caught me down I Got my I was like telling my wife again. We talked about everything now, but I was like I was just like down. I got my I was like telling my wife again I'll be talking about everything now, but I was like telling her

I was just like dude. I Was like bro. I'm off the nog just trying to like she'd be impressed and she was like Why do you have to look at it? Anyway, it's like we talked about she's like, why don't you just masturbate? I was like Why why do I have to explain this like yeah speak on the lifestyle? Yeah Why do I have to explain this? Speak on the lifestyle. Yeah. Let me think about it though because it's a bunch of naked ladies doing stuff I'll never ever see in real life. Yeah, but she's right Why the fuck would I need that have you ever tried to find your dick twin my dick twin? Yeah And porn. Yeah, I don't if I see anyone even like if someone's if someone's not like an appalachian only fans

You are there actively searching for your If someone's even close to me, I'm going brother. What are you doing? Get it fucking? Fucking electrician Yeah, so yo bro. I hate to break it to you. I think you don't have what it takes kid. I think you need it Yeah, you get a new job brother You can be using a toy at any point Could be a mugs ebugs out there just waiting to come through come to porn go true Could that could be I mean yeah, you'd have to make it up in passion though

Yeah, you know what I mean? Yes, true be a child monster but I have a feeling what no no I might be a monster yeah yeah yeah become like a star for like the ladies if you did you could do right you could do like yeah you could do like passionate like women's porn kind of that point just become like a fucking actor Yes Hollywood getting SNL dude Like a soapy vampire ready to hit song It's so I speaking of which I I would I have like a feeling that might be my dick twin the guy the red-haired

Guy was like Who Anthony was Oliver Anthony? Oh We probably are dick to it if I had to guess yeah, I don't want to you know not bad We're average we see that guy's piece there's no way that guy's a huge piece You know you can't rally against the fucking right? I think we're gonna get really as a bourgeois Yeah, not everything's he's wearing pretty tight jeans in that performance that famous performance I think somebody would have zoomed in on his own his piece if it was Something that right home about right song about you know he's got a working man's piece he's a working man through and

through yeah so I think if you had to get if I someone had a that's probably my dick to end so unless he releases a sex tape yeah it's not bad you know I think that's pretty good probably six one you probably get his personal information and then you guys can probably exchange pictures of your hard penises with a certain can or bottle next to it to make sure you're both sized up equally and we don't even have to do this in public you know you just be proud of the gauntlet stone down love your message like what are you working with bro I think we might be dick twins gonna be in Austin anytime soon I'm at a journal, what are you working? Just curious, love your stuff? Love your new song. Love your message? Like, what are you working with, bro? I think we might be dick twins.

Gonna be in Austin anytime soon? I'm at a journal right now and there's nobody next to me. That'd be nice to just develop over years, just develop a relationship with this guy. And then eventually, like a cult sort of thing, and then just eventually be like, can I show you my penis? Just for research purposes. I might start doing this to everyone who features

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Why I just want to see I just want to know I can't say Glenn Greenwald's name without fucking You know, he oh, it was did he did he own it he allegedly was cleaning up so I Yeah, yeah, okay like slurping out the old juices off the check Crevices whatever that guy really uh really likes it both ways it seems. Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, he's I mean he likes lady juices and guy juices it seems like yeah he Yeah, he's I mean he likes lady juices and guy juices. It seems like yeah, he According to the court documents. Yeah, you could draw the conclusion that he was just he had transcended

Like sexuality sexuality. Yeah, well there's a thing once you once you fuck every hot lady the next thing is boys It's like those bowie guys David bowie. Yeah, yeah, they say David bowie did that fuck every check So I'll fuck these I don't care. Yeah, they say David David Bowie did that fuck every check. So I was like fuck dudes I don't care. Yeah, but he had a swag about him Did he like to hang you can't be angry and do that if you're if you haven't fucked 1,000 ladies four digit ladies And you fuck guys you're gay. Yeah, you fucked a thousand ladies and now you start fucking guys. You're just the fucking man Yeah, you just you've transcended on our day America best beauty More of a disorder gray myself The

Cuz they didn't like hotels right like the freak offs man Jones. Oh, they okay So they like it was just in homes was it his own person? I was trying to figure out so they were a couple venues. They were like ghost hunt Everything is the color of calm. Well, there's the freak off. Then there's wild king nights. Wild king nights. A little more low key.

Wild king nights were like, if we all got a hotel room and just kept it low key. He's got a freak. I'm being hit with that on Instagram. And no kick show. Just like swingers. Vlogging. You're on the swinger algorithm?

I'm on. My algorithm is destroyed. I've seen the one sw the ones finger that you go She like travels. Yeah. Okay. She like travels and like I said bullshit Me and blue saying gay algorithm. Yeah, I'm in there Wait this thing the swinger chick is single don't you have to be a couple to be a swinger? I don't know. There's if you're you probably just can't bring dudes dudes You know what I mean? Okay? No, it's like a different lady Wait, actually now that we it was sub girl. Yeah, who's up girl Lamar mate? Can you back you approach the bench?

Like Bonnie broke Okay, let's just include in the old guys that's nice. They're all including the old guys nowadays. That's very nice Really that gets the one thing man I don't like seeing it, but I'm very happy for the guys true. Yeah, she's like I guess she kind of I forgot about it She's like the originator of all this stuff a little bit sub girl. She got her Take it yeah, take it boy. But yeah, she kind of. Oh shades.

Oh shit, bro. Yeah, she kind of like led the charge and then now it's those two ladies who are like losing their assholes. Wait, here's Anal Proloff? Well there's three, there's three really running gunners. You got Bonnie, you got Lily, Phillips,

and you got Wisconsin Tiff, who's in the mix now. Wisconsin Tiff? What? Is this like the slut presidential primary? Yeah, she apparently, from what I've heard from a friend who's into this kind of thing, she's banned from a bunch of old homes because she was going in and fucking all the geezers.

And now they're like, no. That's like the Joker. if you're gonna be a giant disgusting whore might as well yeah I shouldn't speak badly about her but she you are actually that's being a giant I think she's like I think that's spot-on yeah I think she's like it she's like I am a giant disgusting whore yeah they're all pretty approach yeah she's like no. Yeah, you're right I know you are one of my kind of thing. Yeah, I mean going through the nursing home is like that's kind of nice in a weird way I feel like that it's philanthropy like a reward for being locked up during COVID. I mean imagine you're just sitting there and you're like ventilator

Here's like where's my family I haven't seen him or any some lady comes in and blows you It's like why are they who's kicking her out? I would think I'd die also lady. Oh, please that she wasn't fucking yeah Yeah, more some big Now I mean fucking see I think I'm gonna eat your pussy. You must be mad. I love that video. Mad ting.

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What are you talking about? Oh no, you're saying my Project Rocks. I'm wearing my bathing suit right now. I'm going swimming after this. This is like a nice, like, pause. This is like a nice set you got on. Like a gray. Yeah, I'm going swimming after this. It's like a nice like pause This is like a nice set you got on like a gray. Yeah, I'm great. It's like a good nice summer I got the buttons going. Yeah, it's good. I Sorry, I got distracted

Something about the rock. Oh, yeah, dude his shoes from Under Armour Shane hook Something about the rock. Oh, yeah, dude his shoes from Under Armour Shane hook Under Armour all the way I want to be a YN dressed like a YN. They all are like they're all were like under Armour tracksuits It's cool There's like a particular uniform and it's like it's under Armour it's like under Armour that's Baltimore Baltimore fucks with all that I know you're talking. Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not city of Baltimore. I'm not just saying this I'm giving you an honest unabashed opinion Shane hooked me up with underarmor sneakers, and they're my favorite shoes right now He says he used to beg to suck him on Twitter. Oh the rock yeah I said we're gonna jerk off together. I used to send the rock

I just send the Rock gay tweets. Like Dutch Rudder or just together? Just the fuck around. I thought it was funny to send him gay tweets and I would send them to people. Look, I tweeted The Rock and my mom found them and called me furious. Yeah.

What are you doing online? Damn, she found me. What are you doing on Twitter, mom? Yeah. She follows my shit all the time. Oh, that's nice. I like call everyone again. That's really funny. She'll be like, I saw that one thing is not very nice, but you said I'm like

I don't know what did I say yeah using not nice language? I got like the rules of rock you're gonna tie his hands behind his back That is not a nice thing to say that way It was like dude, it was like 10 years ago. Yeah, I was a boy I was like dude. It was like 10 years ago. Yeah, I was a boy Yeah, it's coming off at the force The Rock just made the fucking coolest movie god remind that yeah that out San Andreas that's what I was trying to think

he's been sleeping man what's the next big hit coming out you didn't see the Christmas movie that cost 250 million dollars on Netflix yeah Red One is actually pretty good. Oh it's like his Marvel movie yeah for real it was a big it was 250 million dollars to make and you know how much the rock got paid for that? A hundred. 50 but I still thought that was a lot. It was probably made for the CCP though.

Yeah. It probably was a flop button China. Everyone's like, what was it about? No clue. It was like, it was like the rock is a secret service for Santa Claus. Okay. So if people are trying to attack Santa Claus,

I thought it was a Marvel move. No, isn't he a Marvel dude too? Yeah. He's black Adam. I think he's DC and I think it was their biggest flop. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. They're trying to get in on that black Panther thing. Like we'll just have a black guy named Adam. it just sounds like a chichester nickname for a boy Every black kid in chichester is black whatever their name is. It's insane. That's black What was black Adam superpower no clue What the fuck was Shazam superpowers use a gene

That's so lazy I I say powers of Shazam. What the fuck was Shazam's superpowers? He was a genie. His every power is super. That's so lazy. I mean, he's not even excited about saying the power, so it must not be great. So he can see through things, he can freeze with his breath. He can see, he can't freeze, he has super strength, super speed, he shoots lightning. Lightning was big? The wisdom of Solomon.

Yeah. Yeah, the wisdom of Solomon. He's Egyptian. Yeah, he's an Egyptian. Oh, so he was willing to cut a baby in half to find out who the right mother was so wise so he was a king yeah he was a king I'm an Israelite super I'm actually an Israelite a plus blood type which huge in Israel really yep you have the a plus you have the RH no a plus what the fuck what does that even give you? Blood powers is it like universal donor no and I'm close. It's like three of them Well, yeah, you start when you like I might be part you just kind of get a sixth sense of a plane It's about to fly into a building. You're like

I'm gonna be late today Someone instant message me not to go in The guys name in her which one big guy for my Hers rough dude, that's crazy. I hate cocking and that's pretty bad. Wait, what are you talking about? That's gonna Why is he getting cut? Is he getting cocked? It's cucked by his OS. Oh Yeah, he really he finds out that she also is the operating system for millions of other men. Yeah How much of them?

It's pretty bad Dang that movie was kind of ahead of its time. So people are having it. It's like way ahead of its time. It's like scary to watch now. Yeah, because people are having like serious crises around chat, gbt and ai. People are like following it like a religious cult and stuff. Whoa, really? Yeah, people are like,

there's people who like who are like tremendously insecure, who like ask chat gbt shit for like advice. It's like dude, just call me. I guess I'll talk to you. Yeah, that is pretty cool. You could do brutal honesty and be like like dude, just call me, I guess. I'll talk to you. Yeah, that is pretty cool. You could do brutal honesty and be like, dude, what do you think of me? Here are some pics.

It would shoot you straight. Destroy me. It could Jordan Peterson you, the chat GBT. Yeah. But yeah, you can do it. It's like the step up from Googling yourself. You could be like, scour the web or anything I've've ever done my pictures

What do you think of me man and destroy me? I want to kill an hour I'm trying I got nine days in me and I'm trying to fuck I was thinking about the white version of South Side Chicago just comment sections senseless violence and horrendous things constantly for no reason You know I go there right It's bad there. It's chill. I go and I can relate because sometimes you go online you see horrible things written about you It's senseless. Honestly, yeah, I have

Concerts or something And this stuff yeah, they do have to end the fucking Or something and this stuff. Yeah, they do have to end the fucking Word violence online is not nice. Are you still stuck in the comments? No, dude. I don't fucking read anything borderline illiterate Really Lord of the Rings is the only thing I'm really you have no idea what your haters are up to No Ever she Get so we get someone just go to chat GBT big bro scan the comments Give me your support. You're in on one guy. Yeah get a real fucking the

diluted sense of Everything at once both things you're thinking about it right that'd be nice on if you're just a comment or just big yo Explain why this guy is the gayest guy ever Huge paragraph. Can you write a manifesto for me and put his name on it? And like, Can you do it with his name written? Like a government building?

They're definitely going to have a manifesto at some point. ChatGBT. Those ones, they turn out every time there's a shooting. Whatever. That would be, oh true. ChatGBT won't do that. If you like right me a man you can hack chat GBT How would you do and make it do whatever the fuck you want? Allegedly? I have no idea I let me read it lemare hacked it. I think I bet he did

Yeah Yeah, it's not a hack. Why would you not be allowed to do that chat? GBT is like shooting card like a no it'll like flag you if you like if you're like it'll be like just you know this up this violates our user policy but then it could it like it'll like it'll do it I delve into certain things I just wanted you to call something gay what is the big deal grock might yeah grab you put in super crazy mode Elon's base I tried it Grodd called me gay when I did that Not to talk shit on the line in his own state, but true

Apparently, uh, wasn't he crunk at a dinner or something everyone? Yeah, he was on one Oh when he had the four forks and he was like flying. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. That's crunk It's a mental disorder Just fucked up. Yeah, they're trying to say he was on ketamine and you might just be an ecstasy Which is like a very funny thing to be on around Trump. Yeah, it's like a speedball kind of thing Yeah, like hippie flipping but yeah, that would be kind of weird I don't think he was I think that was just think he was just being things being severely autistic at dinner Just trying to plan his new fucking company. Just like four forks of the vector nine

Yeah, I'm gonna pacify Yeah, everyone hates on a man I get it I get it I know he's like a nerd But I don't know I still know why people like hate the guy. I don't trust him the passion It's like a drawing. I don't care. He's annoying and he's very lame on Twitter. He's a nice a giant door Yeah, he's in charge of rocket ships I think this I put you at school them. So I'm sure the swastika Thanks Someone like tweeted a picture of a cyber truck at Kanye West and he was like a lot

How can I get this version of the cyber? I don't what what I don't like I think it's a form of weakness when people have the Tesla and have the bumper sticker be like got it before he was bad Yeah, I think that's the weakest shit you can possibly. It's so yeah, just draw a swastika on the back and fuck Yeah, exactly it's aastika on the back and fuck a man up. Get what you deserve, dude. Or we'll ask what I'm saying. Or we'll ask what I'm saying. If you're so tough. Yeah, exactly. Don't want to take the bus. You can easily trade your car in.

Yeah. Like if you were really trying to hit them in the pockets. Although, to be fair, they say that it reduces your T by 18% to drive them out of your vehicle. Yeah. So that is kind of low-T behavior. That's why I got a 06 diesel pre-emission, brother. I just keep a cup of gasoline in my Tesla so I can smell it.

Oh yeah, you have a Tesla. You have a Tesla? I don't just keep a cup of gasoline in my test You oh, yeah, you have a tesla you have a test what fucking car does my girlfriend have a tesla then I don't What oh you got an uber back there? Yeah. Okay. Never mind when you're trying to uber drives longer now Oh, yeah, it's long. Yeah, i've been i've been pitching my wife on the idea of Trading in both of our cars so she can get something for herself and I don't I'll be like I just won't have a car get a side by side was oh it's like off-roading cars yeah there's street legal really oh yeah but just like the yeah the cage yeah or a slingshot slingshot would be tight I'd be crazy I want to get one of those electric bicycles but make it look like a dirt bike so an electric dirt electric bicycle it looks like yeah those things are fucking sick they sell them now for like five g's that just will look like a dirt bike. So electric dirt electric bicycle. It looks like yeah, those things are fucking sick They sell them now for like 5g's that just already look like it. I could trade my car and get like three of them

Yeah, I'm trying to pitch my wife on the idea that I'm just gonna stop driving all together Uber yeah, just ride ubers. Yeah, why not and get like a electric bicycle? I don't really like driving that anymore. I hate you. I shouldn't do it. It's it's it's like irresponsible I don't pay attention to anything. I'm doing I'm not paying attention at all kind of self-driving car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a low my tea Although if I have got a gas one make it happen gas self-driver. Yeah, they have they don't have that I have got a gas one make it happen gas self-driver. Yeah, they have they don't have that Well, maybe they do the Chevy's and stuff have like drive assist and shit not full-blown auto like automated driving But I don't think the electricity is the reason that it's all driving

Yeah, but I mean like I don't want a self-driving Chevy Cruze. It's gonna fucking fresh Get a side-by-side. What about, aren't the the new Hummers are electric? Which is uh, are they really? Yeah, I My uber driver earlier was like geeked on him He was like can't blame him. Yeah one drove by us and then like home in his letter. He's like, do you see that car? I was like no He was like it was the Hummers new Hummer. He was very excited. But I don't but electric Hummer would be sick.

Electric Hummer would be sick. But I wonder if the EMF if there's like some device. I could wear like an x-ray shield. Yeah. Square one of those lead things from the desk. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, wear an x-ray shield on your crotch though. It's got to be on your crotch.

Maybe it comes with it. It's like bulletproof. Sure. That I saw that one podcast and now I'm fucked up on electric cars. Oh, it was just like a clip on Instagram of these two guys. Is it Luke Belmar's brother? It could be. Dude, the split in front of the Tates.

Yeah, that guy's a fucking freak. Yeah. Luke Belmar's brother might be my favorite kind of like crazy web guy right now. Yeah. Dude, he kind of spits facts. He does spit facts. Yeah. Bro, if you're driving, if you're driving,

it's the most like, unrelatable, he's like, look man, because I drive a Lamborghini, I want my body to be shredded to match my car. We should all be matching our cars. Yeah. And then he just goes into like Denny's and fucking suns the waiter. He's like, I actually can't do anything here

because it's all cooked in seed oil. We're all good here, bro. Look at you say, we're all good here, bro. Yeah. Or something like that. I gotta bounce, bro. Did you watch the- Sorry, bro. Something like that. I got to bounce, bro. Did you watch the- Sorry, brother.

Liver King Untold? No, what is that? The Untold's like ESPN, Untold or whatever the fuck it is. No, what was that one? I mean, no one's watched it? No. Netflix, yeah. It's Liver King's whole backstory.

It's fucking crazy. What? They just hire dudes that come in. Rich dudes will hire a marketing team. Oh, yeah. They'll pump up their Instagram for no reason. Yeah, you get a PR. What's a good PR for him?

You're like, I want to bell Mars though. So do you not need to eat all that raw meat? No, he did. Okay Fucking insane. He's not doing good. Right now. He's losing an eye. Oh Losing his eye. I think he hasn't had a fucking proper meal in the past Or something in his eye and like deteriorate his core structure You got like hit or something in his eye and like deteriorate his corner. Who struck, who committed regicide against the liver king? Either Rad or Shryker. What? Liver Rad or Liver Shryker.

No, his sons? He's like a great character. One of the liver boys hit the father? It's like biblical. Delivered princes? Shryker has a new song. Give me a minute. Shryker's got a song?

Shryker, liver king's son. One of the liver boys. You guys live in a different part of the area. There's liver radical, liver Shryker. I didn't know he had kids. in it strikers striker liver King son what a liver boy there's little even a different part of the liver radical liver I didn't know his name is sons radical rad and strike so I'm told it's fucking amazing he was so close to doing it dude I know doing what just being the absolute changing the world family annihilation that's my that is my theory I'm standing on that until it happens. At some point, as a joke, Liver King's going to annihilate his family.

You think it's gonna be annihilation of a liver nation? Yes. 100%. His wife's gonna turn around, see the wreckage, and turn to a pillar of salt. She told him to lie. What? When all that shit came out, she was like, just fucking lie, fuck it. Kind of a beast, liver wife?

She is. Liver, that's a liver queen. Oh, it's literally liver Yeah, that's your letter queen Literally liver queen. Yeah, I sis bride That's really awesome. It's lying. I mean she was right definitely you've been lying about steroids this whole time Don't come out now. It did ruin him to come out and think I'll be honest I mean he didn't come out and got exposed who by place dates more place more dates have some respect exposed. Who by place dates? More place, more dates.

That's some respect there. Yeah. I'm saying I'm just PMD bro. You want to be in it's MPM day. When you're eight days in like me, it's just like, I send those texts like be there. She is the article.

That's actually, that's a, that's kind of like Delmarish. What? To be like, I don't need the article. I can get my point across without it. Yeah. Exactly. It's frame. You should see, you have Apple intelligence on that. What's that? It can like, you can highlight a paragraph and make it sound better.

Whoa. No. Yeah. If you like send an email, you can. It'll help your email writing. You should try to see if you can make it get worse. It's more cavemanish just so you know, you're being a fucking alpha. Yeah. I keep restructure this paragraph. So I retain frame. It's like, why are you doing lol?

You bitch. Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at anything. Anyone ever you I can't help it I'm trying to do that I still have to sound like a ha ha yeah I feel like a psycho and I'm insane yes yeah okay I realized I was doing that in freshman year of high school and a chick called me out like why do you say ha ha and at the beginning I was doing at the beginning and the end I was like haha, ah, nothing's going on with you, LOL. And then she said that, I was like, fuck. Yeah, that crushes you.

I tell you what's not going on, you're dicking my body. That's for sure. No, did not at all, not even close. I do, what was I, oh, I used to have periods in my text. It'd be like, yeah, I'll be there, period. And I remember my sister was like, why do you have periods in your text, like a psychopath? Yeah, people get upset about it.

I had periods. People would like to read people like reading if I have a second sentence Commas are crazy. Why sometimes I use a semicolon I still don't understand what the fucking point of a semicolon. It's just it's just two sets. I think so Yeah, I thought it was just for like suicide It's just two sentences. I think so. I thought it was just for like suicide. Suicide, no. Like those tattoos or whatever.

Oh yeah. Something happens and chicks get those. The suicide queen or king card thing. Hold on, what? It's like a, people get semi-colons like it means it's not over or something like that. I don't know if it's, I have no idea. They get like behind their ear, right?

I'm just getting into tattoo law right now. Medusa means you were forcefully taken by another man. Whoa. What? Medusa tattoo. Yeah, yeah. Why would somebody get that on themselves? Take it back. Their power. Hello, everybody. That's the end of the regular episode. If you'd like to hear the next hour of conversation, please join us on the Patreon. Thank you, goodbye, have a nice week.