Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 580 - Skrilla (The 67 God)

Episode Date: October 11, 2025

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The Wild Wild West. Scrilla. What's going on? Thank you for coming to the podcast, bro. What's your? What's your? So you, Matt. Matt.

I'm Shane. Shane. Yeah. All right. Spirla. Yeah. It's nice to meet you, man. Yeah, I'm nice to meet you guys too.

Pump, you're on. You say, hope I'm on. I'm pumped you're on, man. Pumped you on the show. Oh, pump me on the show? No, I'm pumped. Hell, no, pause, bro. I'm pumped you're on the show.

I'm excited. I'm excited. Don't say that. No, dude. I don't know about pumping on show. I'm excited you're on the show I know you already know I wanted to get you on for a while

yeah not for sure I remember when I first seen your shit though probably like you've been like a year right yeah yeah yeah I was watching the Kensington cameras yeah yeah yeah I was dude we were on a I was on a tour bus

I was on tour with Burke Kreischer and we're just after the show hanging out and I'm like I think big Jay Ogerson he's a funny comedian he was like yeah he was like dude check this out and he put it on the Kensington Cam

and I was like that's scrella I was like what the fuck And we were watching It looked kind of sick up there Honestly It looked fun Yeah, it's tough

Yeah, I'd be out there all the time And I'm in the city Yeah, man It was pretty cool Yeah, it was pretty cool Yeah, I grew up around there, right? Yeah, I grew up Yeah, I grew up in Kensington

Yeah, now where you've seen me at Though, that's not where I grew up Yeah, yeah That's like That's like where all the cool people We chill at that's from Kensington Yeah Yeah

So I just chill over there I'm from like the heart Like the middle of it though They can't put They ain't got no cameras right there Yeah, true It's like the bad bad sound Like in the middle of it, in the middle of it, right there.

When you see, that's like the outskirts. Yeah. All like the people, all like the, not to say it like that, though, but the fiends come to that side and just sit there and chill out. Yeah. That's where the cops are. Everything is safe right there on that side. So that's the side like I usually chill.

The fiends seem pretty chill. Yeah, hell yeah. They just like us. Yeah, they seem all right. Yeah, they're just like us. I just had a fucking show in Orlando. It was in Orlando, right? Where bro jumped off of the, uh, yeah, this is my man.

He's from Philly, though. He's from Philly. He moved to Orlando. Bro, he fucking jumped on. So when I got to the show, he already at the show. And when I seen him, he walked right up to me and grabbed me by my shoulder. You know, bro, I just snook inside the, inside of your room. He told you.

Yeah. And he got his fucking face painted as a clown. I'm going to show you, but you got his face painted as a clown. And he got the red nose and everything. You're like, bro, I fucking snook in here, bro. You got to take me on stage with you. And I'm like, all right, don't check you on stage. We get to the stage.

We get to the stage. And I let it. I'm like, yo, you could just come for like probably like one or two songs. And that's it, bro. Not too much. Yeah. He gets on stage. He sat there for the whole time.

All every song. And then he keeps walking. He walked up to your grandma and I showed. He said, yo, bro, it's a track. You know, I got like my setup, though. Like my setup is like Kensington. So I got the trash can. I got the tents.

I got clothes. He tapped the trash can. like throw the trash can in my face while I'm on the stage performing so I'm like damn should I do this shit I just did it bang I hit him in the face with the trash can he's like bro

now I need to do something else bro just count off the three count off the three and I'm gonna do something your shows going on yeah like I'm before I'm before this guy rules I'm rapping my songs and he's whispering in my air the whole time like bro count down the three count down the three

so I'm like all right bet we just gonna count down the six seven then So I'm carried on like one, two, three, I say six, seven. He jumps off the trash can and jumps into the crowd, and the crowd didn't catch him. The crowd caught, the crowd pushed him. Like when he jumped, they pushed him. He was trying to push him back on the stage.

But when he jumped, he hit his face on the corner of the stage. And he fractured a, he broke a bone in his skull. The air tunnels weren't going to his tunnels, the air tunnels that go to your brain. I don't know if I'm explaining it right But he wasn't getting air Oxygen towards his brain Oh shit

He got fucked up Yeah he broke his entire eye socket Broke in his eye whole entire You can't even see right now He can't even see that well What's he doing now? He just clowning around He just ran away

He just ran out of the hospital He escaped the hospital too Yeah he just ran out of the hospital FaceTime I'm right now You face time also too i want to give you cred you start at the six-seven trend a lot of people don't realize that yeah not for sure it's kind of sick yeah no that's just so global yeah my boy what's you doing

yeah what's all bro yeah you're on a big podcast i just i was just talking about the boys you know he knows is this 432 yeah yeah 432 hurts yeah hell yeah yeah Hey, yo, I'm on a podcast, totally. I was just talking about you. Yo, what's good, bro? What's up, dude? How's your eye doing? That's good.

Tell him you just ran. Tell him what you just did. Tell Matt, I was at the funniest, funniest affiliate when he won that shit. Oh, nice. Hell, dude. Hey, yo, tell him how you did. Tell them where you just ran out of the hospital, though. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus, man. I ran out the hospital because they wouldn't give me no pain meds. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, fucking, you know, it happens. Did they see the video? No, I ain't seen on the video, yeah. I just was explaining it to him, though. Story's pretty good. Show them the, show him the video.

I don't understand, bro. Oh, yeah. I'm sure to do it. All right. It's nice to meet you, boys. Nice to meet you, man. All right, bro. I'll call you in a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you. All right. I'll call you in a little bit. That's awesome. I think he knew who y'all were. Yeah, he's from Philly, though. How the hell of the show?

been man yeah this i'm going on to my third tour show my third show on tour and we're going great i just had my last show so my last my first two shows was in miami and orlando out of the roof when were you in orlando how i know when were you i was just there like literally like three four days ago oh okay damn you just missed each other yeah uh that show was that show was a movie too but I just had a show when this Houston All right So I just had a show in Houston

Yeah Yeah and I was that It wasn't I don't know It probably was because I didn't promote it A lot though But it was probably only like 100 people there But the venue only carried 200

That's fine It was like half full What venue was it? Yeah Yeah we've all performed there That's awesome Yeah so And when I be

It don't be a lot of people And I'll be able to feed off a lot of energy I get like a little nervous of course yeah you know how it is though like when you perform it and everybody's not young oh yeah but it still was a great show though like I'm not saying it was a bad show it was a great show though it was just I was expecting much I was like you know I just you know how the nervous yeah the nervous shows are when you leave off of the show is like did you do good or did you not do good like you just like in your head I guess it's hard yeah it's hard to tell are you getting like young kids coming now because

it's six seven yeah oh yeah every single So any sporting event I go to, any time a camera is on a kid, every single time they go. Yeah. No, that shit is crazy, though. Yeah, that shit is crazy. I never expected no shit like that for over that song.

She's no crazy. Kim Kardashian even doing it. Yeah. Who were you just on stage with the lady who sings? What's that song? Yeah, Natasha Benningfield. That's awesome. Yeah, that's my baby girl.

I love her. Yeah, she's great. I love her. Yeah, we about to do a remix. We're doing it. We just doing a remix 6-7 movie actually doing a song

I forgot what it's called though It's a song called I know you guys know it though It's called like Zion is like a country song She wanted to do it Damn Let me see

Can I ask you something real quick Do you still have your pet alligator Yeah yeah I just told him I just texted my mom Earlier the day To go over to my house And feed it

How long have you had it Probably about a year How big's he got It's probably getting fucking big He's like Like, I had him for probably about a year and some change. You got an alligator in Kensington? That's where I bought it.

It's crazy. How did you get that? It's crazy because I bought it in Kensington. I bought the alligator in Kensington. It was a fiend walking around. Had some alligators? It was a fiend walking around with an alligator. It's crazy to say.

Just walking around. I was shooting a video and I just happened to see somebody walking by with an alligator walking by. And I'm like, yo, what you want what you want for it? I'll buy it for you right now. He's like, no, this is my baby. And I'm like, bro, I'll give you whatever you want. He's like, I'm like, what do you want?

He's like, $50. He's like, he fucked up. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, let me get it for sure. Not the best negotiate. How much would you have paid for the alligator? Couldn't even buy madden. He could have told me whatever. He was one alligator away from getting the deluxe John Madden video game.

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Yeah. So I got a cousin. I got a cousin. I don't know how she's not scared to grab the alligator the way she is, though. Like, she just goes in there and grabs it. I'm scared, though. So when I want to play around with it, I'll call my cousin. Like, yo, you're coming to my house, bro.

What you're doing? You're bored. Come to my house. she'll come over and she'll just pick it up but when I feed it I just get like little tonsils and drop the mouse in there I feed them mice

I feed them mice I feed them rats Where does it live from it Does it live like in a tank Or I see in a shower Yeah I got a balcony And my complex I got a balcony and the tank is like

Probably about like Like yeah literally like the size Of this part of the car That's awesome Yeah so I just He's just in the tank I got a feet I got to, not say feet

I got to clean it out I'd be scared to like Yeah And clean it So it's like a dirty tank right now Swampy It's swampy right now But your mom's handling

The alligator right now Yeah she's about to I just texted it his money Yeah she should have probably Went over there and fed him already Damn Yeah yeah Yeah does it bit you yet

No but it tried When I first got it When I first got it I didn't have a tank for it I saw it in your shower There's a video We're just an alligator in the shower You'd be the first rapper

To get bit by an alligator So when I first got it When I first got it I didn't have nowhere to put it And it never caused my mind I put it in the shower So I had it running around The entire house

For like two days They mostly stay still right Every day while I'm sleep You're running around Yeah In my house I don't got a I don't got a bid set up.

I got a bid, but I don't got the, what is it called, the frame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't got a bed, I just got a bed and the bed's on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just bought a king-sized bed and just threw them on the floor. Like, just imagine, just threw it on the floor. You're an alligator range. So when I'm laying down, I'm laying down, rate this low.

So when I first got it and put it in the house, I couldn't even go to sleep. Because I lost them, the phrase they had lost them, and I couldn't find them, so I just couldn't go to sleep Like two days straight There's an alligator in the fucking house I can't sleep if I saw a spider If I saw a spider before I turned the lights out

I'm That fucker's in here You got a gaiter going down there That's so terrifying Yeah I couldn't sleep If there was a gator on the loose Yeah Even a baby gator bite would fucking hurt

Yeah, they're like hell Oh damn Yeah and you know they do like a death twirl Yeah their jaws like really stung these jaws tongue on the eyes and you know when they bite when they get bigger though they'll just spin their body and just go oh they just keep spinning you know they got it's called the death twirl yeah that'd be a terrible way to wake up you're saying death world yeah yeah got your foot ripped off god damn so what are you going to do when it gets like i guess do they

are they like i know iguana's only grow so big as their tank yeah what are you going to do when the thing gets it's kind of like the same thing with the alligators though too though but they're always going to outgrow the tank they're not like iguanas though they grow oh no they're still going to grow but they the process of their growth is slower though while they're in a smaller tank got you but just put them out on kentz's in yeah no when he get older up put him out on kentzok they don't take care of it somebody will get it when he get older i probably just move him back to the top yeah yeah now you have no choice you've got to get the big mansion so you can get an alligator you can get it you can put

him in a moat outside your house that'd be tight that's my whole plan though that's what i'm gonna say get a moat yeah because he grew up with me he got it out the mud with me what's his name does he have a name yeah trink trink oh my god yeah i was so excited to have you on i've seen you do uh i saw you do no jumper the first time yeah and you're off the galaxy gas now yeah that shit's bad dude i know i didn't even know what it was when i was doing it yeah yeah i just went in the smoke shop and i saw it and i'm exed i'm like oh what is it and he told me like it's like hippie crack and i'm like fuck it let me try it and i just it just went with my image though it just went with my image so i didn't even know what it was i thought it was just nitrous yeah it looks cool

as shit though the box looks cool it says galaxy gas it's like a picture about the time i was playing poker and it was in north philly yeah literally everybody else was just doing night mattress. I was like, I'm gonna win. In between the hands, people are like, call, better call. Apparently, if you do it all, like you can do it every now and again, if you go to like the dentist or whatever, if you do even a little bit every day, your body stops producing like vitamin B12. That's why people's legs go numb and shit. Did you get any of that or you were just like, I'm taking the shit too long? Yeah, exactly. You'll get shit legs pretty much forever. I get, I look, I get. Look, I get. it every down again yeah looking at your phone on the toilet yeah not luckily though no problems that's good yeah no health problems that's good yeah thank god that's good i didn't even know what i was doing so if i got help problems i would have been like questioning god like why do this to me

and i did it to myself i mean it is crazy they don't warn you you're like yeah you can do that yeah i don't know yeah does make your voice sound cool as shit though yeah i was doing it and i was thinking it was cool and then I got a lot of people other people doing it making it you know I got so many people see me doing it and like oh what's this girl they're doing all right we're doing that too and then I actually like start really like understanding what it is and then I'm like uh fuck man I got so many people on this shit and and now I can't take it back from it and so it's just like I just completely stop and I just now I let it be known though yeah be known like that shit is no good yeah yeah

Well, did you have, like, an experience that, like, turned you off from it where you were, like, no more or like... Nah, I didn't really have any experience, though. I just got, like, informed, but... Who told you? Who, like, pulled you aside? We're like, bro. Trank for it. Yeah, Trank for it.

Yeah, Trank. One night was like, yo, cut that hell out. I'm high. I'm high as shit. No, no, but I just... I just... People lay for me on Instagram and shit like that. You know, I might go through my comments.

Then other people... You know, leave that shit on, go to that. And, damn, what the fuck I was about to say? Oh, my memory. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I would be thinking it's just me, naturally, though, but I don't know if it was that or just me, but my memory was gone a little bit.

Like, I would be like, you know, I might go to go, I order Uber Eats McDonald's and forget. And remember, three days later, like, damn, we're going to fuck my McDonald's. And I go down and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody took the fries out. Oh, fuck. Now that happens.

Yeah, my memory was short, though. I had very, very sharp, your memory. I get that from booze. I'll fucking, I'll grub up or something, fall asleep. Yeah. Yep. Next day at fucking 1 p.m. I opened the door. I go, oh, fuck.

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Amex terms and conditions apply learn more at Amex.ca slash Y Amex yeah but my memory was gone I didn't no memory so what's the regimen now it's just the vaid i know you hit the vape all the time it's just the vape no i don't even really hit the vase i just wanted to hit it right now got you yeah i hit the vase just like once in the blue i got like i got like something where um i was saying i'm gonna just say i got thing where like drugs help me communicate yeah they help me communicate and um be myself a little more like without the shit um i'm like more like real like quiet quiet chill like not really like communicative yeah you know what I mean I'm just like more to

myself but when I it helps me community just helps it just helps it just helps me a lot with a lot of things though a lot of the things that like I that come with my lifestyle though making music and shit like a lot of shit you know I just kind of sign up for it and that's just like yeah you so even how long you've been making music for like eight years yeah not bad yeah and I've been like my big thing to go to on and make music. Yeah, I saw, I saw a clip of you where you were wondering if you were achieving unk status. I think you're far from an unc, dude. Say it again?

I saw a clip of you said, you were worried. You're like, I've been doing music for eight years. I don't know if I'm becoming an unc. And it was like, I was watching it. Like, dude, you're not an unc. Yeah, but these guys are unks, dude. Yeah. That's on.

You're still, how old you know, I'll be hanging around. I be hanging around a lot of people that's younger than me, my age and younger, though. You know, a lot of my friends are like my age and younger. So when I'm with them, I'm an unc, though. Right now, y'all are unks, though. Right now. I'm definitely nuts right now. That's true. It does.

Yeah. Yeah. Because you're 26, right? Yeah, you're not. Unk, you got to be at least 30 for, to be unk. Yeah. We're almost aging now to unc, dude. What are we, what is after unc?

Is there even anything after that? O.G. Oh, I can't wait to be an OG, dude. Yeah. I think we're close. We are close. We are close. We're close.

I'll be 40. I'll be 40 this year. 45 is. bro, you're an OG, your whole head is great. Yes, thank you, dude. Like, what more do you want? You're right, I have kids. I'm great.

I have an OG now. You're right. Thank you. No, that's good, though. It's a blessing. A lot of people don't even get, make it past 21. Yeah. Definitely where I'll come from,

though, they're not making it past 21 at all. Yeah. It's got to be crazy. Yeah. Now you're like, you know, I think you're definitely kind of ticking upward, man. What's the master point? What are you trying to do? I'm working on a master plan right now though, but I'm like knocking a lot of like my little checkboxes off the board though, like a lot of things that I want to do with myself though.

Like one thing I'm working on is, well, this, I'm finally on a tour right now. Finally got a good song like a, I wouldn't say a hit, but I would say a hit. The six, seven song. Yeah. Finally got a hit song out right now. Yeah, and that shit been out six, seven months ago. months ago literally and it's just now taking out six seven months later damn what do you make about what do you make of that yeah no because at first it was taking off though but now it's like yeah

everybody it's on sports center it's on during games yeah it just needed some time to soak in though but uh i got that out of the way working on my album uh i want a couple of features that i don't got yet and i work again i'm working i'm getting my uh working on getting my rest of my body teddy sick i'm getting my whole body tattered as a skeleton sick oh just in time for Halloween i'm getting my whole tire in body and i'm gonna start coming out with just superior draws on and some slides yeah that's sick yeah yeah right on the skeleton body skeleton mat i'm wearing this mask with my whole body ted is a skeleton i mean that is the fucking master plan that's awesome yeah that's cool hell yeah that's cool and hopefully i don't wearing a suit so

everybody dressed up as me for Halloween Oh dude One of our friend's daughters Dressed up as you for Halloween Big Jay's daughter Oh really? Dressed up as you for Halloween last year Yeah

What the hell she dressed up Like what she did She's blackfish No she just wore Like I don't know I gotta see the pictures again But she just kind of wore something You would wear

You know what it was It was the big flowy pants Yeah yeah Yeah that's pretty cool Yeah that's awesome Yeah you're capturing the minds of you know A lot of people, dude. Yeah, that's tough.

Yeah, it's a blessing. Who would you, who do you want to feature with? Natasha Benningfield. Did that or a good way? Yeah, but yeah, definitely, yeah. If it could be anybody. All right, Natasha. You ever heard of Teara Weck?

Tierra Weck. Yeah, search of Tierra We get a change. She's from Philly. She's from Kensington, too. Really? Yeah, she's from Kensington. You can definitely put it off. see her walk around next time too

no no no I'm joking up but she's from Kensington though Tierra Wack yeah search up Tierra Wack Who else? I feel like you could do that I feel like you definitely... Yeah yeah no I just wanted to put her name in it I just want to see her name

Alright I'm a think let me think Alright my number one Tad of the Creator Nice Tad of the Creator and uh

Fuck, fuck. Kanye. Yeah. For sure. That'd be pretty sick, actually. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I look up to Kanye. He's like the goat of a rap.

He's like God, a rap. I think he is. He's pretty awesome. We've had this argument a lot, and we've all agreed consensus. Yeah, I was Kanye. Yeah, he's a beast. I wonder what he's up to right now. Ran into some trouble.

Got himself into some trouble. Got him out of a bit of a pickle with the Jews. Yeah. he'll give a fuck that's what I like about him he does not give a fuck yeah I fuck with Kanye yeah yeah that'd be cool

I think dude you I think you could do it it's pretty I don't know it could happen who y'all listen to like was y'all taste of music I listen to a lot of it I'm trying to think

I listen to everything man I listen to like old folk music I listen to some rap I listen to pretty much everything I listen to you look like when you look like you take vacations you got your shit packed up

boots on top of the car you might go he goes crazy yeah like he looks crazy like you look like the father off of ozart you like the dad off of ozart yeah yeah yeah no my uh who would be mostly drake and conya yeah he's drake and conier yeah i like who's my out of my favorite rapper besides you obviously style i like styles big i was a big styles p guy yeah listen to my music though yeah dude what you talking about for real yeah are you kidding me i talk about your stuff all the time yeah i watch every video that comes out i get genuinely excited for it yeah that's tough yeah that's tough you say me and who i like styles p yeah yeah from the locks remember jade a old one he's an old guy i'm a

i'm a fucking o g i listen man i knew i heard that he did have there was another uh who was i just thinking about the other day i was like damn i'm fucking i love them too kodak's up there kodak black you've done stuff of kodak black yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's my brother i just want to fooling him yesterday he having a um Halloween party and he want me to be at the Halloween party it's gonna be in Florida yeah yeah in Tampa so you should probably do that yeah that'd be fucking awesome yeah for sure

I'll go on so what's your favorite city besides Philadelphia obviously uh Florida you like Florida Florida my number one cities i like it out here though too yeah i like i like it out here i like it out here how you look chicago i love chicago and chicago is actually my number one is it really but no florida is my number one favorite state but but i like florida though but i like chicago more it's like i can't choose out of chicago and florida they like it's like

battle of the bands for real yeah so chicago and florida is like my number one what do you like about Chicago? My family lives there. Oh, nice. Yeah, my family lives there. And I just like, I was like, I don't know. I just like it. I see what you like about Florida.

I can tell. Yeah. Yeah. Florida is crazy. Yeah. They're fun. Florida fucking rules. I love Florida.

I like Florida and Chicago as well. They're both really good. Chicago is crazy because, yeah, I didn't go there for the first time until I was in, like, my 30s. And it's amazing. It's like, yeah, it's such a night. I never even thought. about it it's my wife's from chicago and i went there for the first she always like chicago is so cool and i'm like fuck chicago and then i went there and i'm like damn

this place actually rules chicago's yeah yeah i go super nice the lake do you ever go in the lake the beach and everything in chicago i never have dude it's fucking awesome it's like a she would always be like oh it's a great lake i'm like it's not an ocean man it's bullshit you go there there's like real waves yeah it's no yeah it's fucking gigantic massive it's awesome chicago definitely rules yeah i like chicago though yeah my family's from out there so when i'm there and my grandmom, they're, like, raised me to my grandma's house all day. I got my own room over there. That's cool.

In her house, like, I just go around and I just maneuver. How's your family? How's your family feel about your success right now? It's regular. They don't really like that. Yeah, they don't really care too much. Yeah. I mean, unless you're talking about, like, the younger ones, like,

yeah, yeah, they're excited. Yeah, like, yeah, six thousand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the older one, like my grandma. I sent mother and it's just like, yeah, congratulations. It's just, I'm still the same person. Yeah.

Are they ever on your ass being like, bro, you better stop fucking around or anything like that? What, with, like, telling me to make music? No, not with the music, just with the... What shit I'd be doing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they've been on my ass. Like my mom and father, I've been on my ass

all my life where it got to a point where it's just like, just let him just... Let you do your thing. Nothing we could do. He's going to get an alligator. He's going to get an alligator. There's nothing that we can do about this. He's headed straight to getting an alligator.

What was school like for you? What was school like? Were you, like, good in school? I was good and I wasn't, I wasn't bad. I wasn't bad in school. Yeah, I was a good kid. Yeah, I'm not like no pressure. I wasn't going there, like, fighting and I was just going to school

and just not do nothing. Sure. Yeah, that's the most I would do. Like, yeah, I just would just go there and just hang around. I was like, cool kid, just chill, regular. Yeah, go to one of my friends' crazed. I just basically didn't do nothing for a... Nice.

Yeah, I didn't do nothing. But I passed, though. Like, I still passed. Everybody I hung with was smart. Everybody gave me the... I just passed off of getting by. But other than that, though, I was going to school, going to my neighborhood. selling drugs

and going home doing the same thing every day so I really had like I was on house arrest my entire school high school were you really

I was on house arrest from 10th grade until I graduated damn yeah so I was from 10th grade to 12 until I graduated I was in

on house arrest I was in drug and alcohol programs I was in probation programs like so after school I would have to go to program I was like really like on a like real like

straight time and schedule yeah and then i had to be in the house right after program and i would try to sneak and go do something before i go in and then go end up what'd you get in what'd you get in trouble for originally um selling selling drugs they got you yeah that was my big thing that's like the only thing that i had a problem with yeah yeah it's just i just sold it i just sold i just sold i got fucking uh dope tatted on my face yeah it's a dead giveaway yeah son of a bitch Yeah, you're the police lineup. It's like, I'm pretty sure it's him.

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Like, growing up, I was just, I was drawn. I just didn't care. Yeah. Yeah, growing up, though. But now, like, not till right now, probably starting about a couple years ago, like, I'm 26, 40, starting about five years ago, probably maybe four. or a lot of the cops grew up with me. So now they know me from when I was 16 to now.

And now when they look at me, they tilt their hat to me. Like, they'll walk up to me and shake on here. Yo, yeah, you're doing it. Like, they, they're happy for me. That's cool. A lot of them happy for me in their own type of way, though. So, you know, they'll see me and they'll make jokes. And remember I, remember this?

Remember you fucking asshole? I'm not supposed to talk about it no more I'm not supposed to talk about it no more I'm fucking I really didn't shoot him I really didn't shoot him in his face I thought it was an accident he just lied about it

he lied about it he lied about it I just was shooting the or if he got torrented their way and they made it they made something out big out of it that it didn't happen to be like they just started it wasn't even all of them

it was just that one cop he just started overreacting I really didn't even meet it that way too Like huh How old were you? How old was he? How old were you? It just happened Oh, all right

Yeah What color was the water gun It was like a month It was like too much Yeah they arrested I guess if it's an adult man doing it to you What color was a kid I was gonna be like that sucks

Yeah Now if an adult man shoots you with the water gun You gotta fight Dude you gotta fight How much How much What was it a super soger was like a little dollar store

would a guy It was like the little dollar store White and orange It was like Like I could shit you in there You're just gonna laugh Like I was just trying to be Like not their friend

But I was trying to be cool Like yeah Like this fuck is he done You know Somebody shoot you With a word guy Yeah if it was one of the ones With like a backpack

It was like a Super Soker 5000 I could see him get a little bit Miff Yeah Dollar store There's ones on Instagram Like you

Like you got to eat Like electronic Yeah So how far away from them were you bro from here they're out of the door that's got some range on it's right it's powerful water gun it's powerful water gun it didn't hit them

it sounds like a super soda five thousand it sounds like a five thousand I shot towards them it didn't hit it were they trying to claim like they thought it was a real gun or like they said something about I was on the news and everything about it like the shit was it like they made it like a bright green water gun or was it like it was white and orange

yeah white and orange it was just something taken out of the uh i don't know how to say to a big word for context i guess so context yeah that's bullshit man yeah but how long did you get were you just like locked up overnight yeah i was in the district for a day and a half i was sitting in the district for day and a half for yeah spread or i'm mad at and you know and you know the cuss when i was doing they was locking me up their cops was all like super mad in me and they're like exaggerating situation like i tried to go and my No, and I'm like, can I take my hoodie?

I got a tank top on under my hoodie. So I'm like, can I take my hoodie? Because, you know, it's cold inside the district. I'm like, can I take my hoodie? And I'm in there with a tank top on. He's like, dude, I'm soaking wet. I've been playing with a water gun all day. And I'm cold as shit.

They give me a fucking sell, like where it's fucking throw up. You know, the district. You know, the Kensington District is where all, like, the fiends go. And, you know, they've been going through withdrawals. So it's like, shit, wear, throw up everywhere, piss everywhere. So I'm in the set So they actually Could have used

The Super Soker in there Yeah Clean it up a little Yeah They put me in a cell With multiple people There was about five people And

While I was in the cell Everybody was like Running up to me like Yo bro Yeah what's you in here For that? That's a nightmare Yeah so

And then I'm looking at the officer Like You're gonna do this to me Like I'm in there I'm in it with a whole bunch of random people And they all like Rating my face

Trying to talk to me And I'm like, damn, you know, at least put me by myself. Yeah. And I'm looking at them. I didn't even say nothing, though. They just, they, it was like after like a minute left, they hear the people screaming still talking to me. And I'm just sitting there talking back with a mad dog.

Yeah, yeah. And they take, like, come on, they pull me out. They took me to my own cell. But decided he put me in his throw up in the corner. It's somehow like shit. There's like all this pee on the floor. So I had to sit there and lay on a certain place. part of the day. I'm sitting there with

the coldest shit standing right here the whole time for a whole day and a half. Oh. But, and then I'm asking them for tissue. They didn't give me no tissue. They didn't give me no water, no food. I just was in there like a dog. Damn.

Yeah. But it was only a day and a half, though. What was it? What did they actually charge you with? A lot. Simplist assault, aggravated police officer. Damn. Simple.

It's a police officer. And control. I forgot it's called reap It's like control of everybody Yeah Like they're listening to me Insighting yeah Yeah like not supposed to be

That's a whole bunch of different charges Like they just threw the book at me Damn They thought you were going to incite Like a water balloon Yeah Yeah Yeah

So yeah that sucks You gotta fight all that stuff Because that's like jail time Isn't it assaulting in all I don't know I don't think so I don't want to sour the mood my bad Yeah I don't know

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Thank you. This coming weekend, 17th and 18th, I'll be in Las Vegas. But right now, November 7th, November 8th, November 7th, November 7th, they'll be in San Francisco, November 8th, they'll be in Sacramento. Please come to those. Nice. And while you're in Las Vegas, I'll be in the East Coast form of Las Vegas,

which is Buffalo, New York. I'll be in Buffalo, New York at the Helium Comedy Club 1017, 1018 I believe Off the Hook Comedy Club, Naples, Florida 117, 118

Comedy on State, Madison, Wisconsin, the Blue Room Comedy Club, Springfield, Missouri and Funny Bone Comedy in Syracuse, New York, 1219. Also, I believe

one of them's getting canceled. I don't know if it's Bricktown or if it's a blue room. For real. Well, leave that part out. Oh, okay. Well, you're trying to sell tickets.

I'm trying to sell tickets. One of these shows is. isn't going to happen one of them isn't i forget so buy tickets at your own discretion there's been some funny business at one of the clubs oh really yeah so they're going to i think it might be the blue room now that i say that so bricktown comedy club you guys are fine Tulsa oklahoma where the hell yet um yeah so come on matt mcclster dot com for day you want to promote some shows please please please uh just uh optumnoxious october 21st please please come see me lamare shan and a bunch of other of our friends.

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Nice, man. You got to perform an ACL tonight, right? Yeah, yeah. A.C. Yeah, Austin, yeah. You all called ACL? Yeah, Austin City Limits, yeah. See, that's what it is?

ACL, Austin City Limits. All right. Then, you got Bowling, and you call it ACO. too right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i got a show tonight yeah in a couple hours at the festival yeah yeah yeah yeah somebody go there right after where you're next uh san antonio oh oh nice yeah san antonio and then i go to chicc i'm not i don't know the order though but i'm definitely going to chicago yeah my my family live out here too nice yeah they live in Texas. Yeah, my family live in Texas. You know, I'm Mexican. Yeah, so my mom, oh, my family

lives out here. Like, my mom's family lives out here in Chicago. Like, that's where my family lives. Yeah, yeah. So my mom might come out here or she might meet me in Chicago, though, to meet the family. Yeah, so I checked out your Wikipedia before this. Yeah. Saw the Mexican and then de-practiced Santaria? Yeah, Paula, yeah. What's going on with that? I know nothing about that. Yeah. Nothing going on like regular. That's like my religion. Yeah. Yeah.

Regular. Pretty regular stuff. Yeah. Nice. Is there like levels to it or you can't even talk about? No, there's levels though. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, it's levels, yeah. Yeah, you guys get, yeah. Yeah, you go to this different. It's different levels and it's different branches of it though, too, though. So it's like, it's a lot of different. Like, you have to like really, like looking to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

it's not nothing that I could like kind of branch like isn't it like a combination of catholicism like Spanish Catholicism and native religions could be that's what I always assumed yeah I was like yeah I think so yeah it's like I don't know what cathology means though just Christianity like a cross yeah Jesus yeah I feel like every religion is like cathology yeah yeah yeah well also you could look in I mean Jesus is pretty chill looking to him yeah yeah you said jesus pretty chill looking at him yeah you can look into that too you think jesus you think jesus looks like the impression that everybody shows no he was jewish he looks aramaic he's aramaic yeah yeah so i think he looks like uh he looks like uh he was aramaic

what's that that's uh where he was from the aramea it's like the desert basically like uh yeah like palestine israel where they're that's uh yeah like palestine israel where they're that is right now what y'all are catholic yeah catholic yeah it's because i went to a catholic school though too nice how to go yeah yeah great i went to that capital school yeah it was great but it was just a good school for real for yeah yeah yeah yeah and they got like yeah and we went to i was used to go to like the catholic church in school growing up to school it was like a real good school yeah yeah it's boring huh yeah no it was actually fun oh nice do you like catholic church yeah yeah the church was right next to the school.

Yeah. Yeah, we both went to Catholic school. Yeah, we went there. Oh, y'all went together? No. Just different ones. Yeah, I'm from like Harrisburg. Yeah.

Oh, you close to the career? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, right. Yeah, like two. Outside of Philly, yeah. Yeah. Where you from?

Delaware County, right outside of Philly. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How the fuck y'all get out here? Just some doing comedy. Yeah, we met in Philly, did stand up there, and then moved down here. Yeah, yeah.

And then he's, yeah. He's Lancaster, Jersey, and he's Redding. Yeah, you look like a football player. Thank you so much. I used to live, I had lived in Delaware for a little bit, too. Where? Yeah, I don't even know. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't even know. I just, I had got an apartment complex. I always, you know, I got kids, so I always try to live on the outskirts of Philly, though. like always since they were born yeah i just started i moved straight out of philly and i always stayed on the outskirts uh but i lived in delaware i'm not sure exactly where in delaware yeah and i live on the outskirts right now too isn't norstown there delaware no no norstown's like right outside of philly delaware is like yeah you go down south i come to philly a lot though yeah yeah yeah was there this week yeah i know you did tell me that yeah it was uh i love philly yeah yeah

I love Philly, too. It's the best. As soon as I got back, I was like, oh, fuck. It does rule. I want to move back. You like Philly better than out here? It's, I don't know. It just depends where I'm at.

I always like, I always want to be somewhere else. You know what I mean? And it depends on like what you're doing, too. Yeah. I like here, I like because it's warm all the time. It's nice. And then it's just, here, I have little kids and it's just, it's like safer. Yeah.

Philly is crazy, man. I had my kids for the first couple years in Philly. And it was just like, it was fine. fine but there's just shit happening like carjacking shit ever you know it's just annoying yeah but yeah man yeah for my my wife moved from chicago and she was on gerard ave and like day three of living there some guy and like two doors down from her got shot in his house and it's just like yeah it gets old after well yeah it's just yeah it's like especially when you have little kids you're like yeah fuck that man yeah well nice man I don't want to uh I don't want to keep you from

your show bro yeah no no it's a blessing coming up here though Bro, thanks for coming. I never thought I would make it up here before ever. It's tough coming up here. Yeah. Hell yeah. There's a lot of traffic. Yeah, you guys are in a battle little traffic getting back down to the festival.

It's a good podcast. Y'all could be interviewing like fucking the presidents and shit like that. We said no to that. We said no to that. Much rather talk to you, honestly. We don't want politics on it. Yeah, sorry Pete Buttigieg, but you can't get on the podcast. Kamala was begging to get on.

No way. Kamala still wants on, I said, no, Kamala. But now, man, dude, I'm telling you, I've been talking about getting you on forever. I'm pumped. Yeah, no, no, every time I come on here, though, don't tap in, though. All right, hell yeah. Fuck with out here, though. For sure.

Dude, you do skateboard, too. We can go to the skate park. Yeah, it's skate park out here? Yeah, there's one right near my place. I just started to skateboard. Well, I always skateboarders as a kid, but now I'm just now trying to get good. Dude, we'll go. There's, like, a real skate park.

They have, like, ramps and everything. It's pretty fun. All right. All right, back. What y'all is doing, though, the rest of the day. Chilling, I got to go home, watch my kids. Oh, man, you're an O-G for real. O-G.

My wife's going to a church group, a church group, and I'm going to watch my kids. I'm an O-G, man. Dang, she's going to like women's night at the church. I might roll up while she's there. See what's good. Check it on the women's group. Check on the women's group.

Present them with some sin. Lust. You don't got no dates coming up in Philly. Um, no. No, man. I just did helium when I was home. If I'm home, I'd just do helium. Yeah. It's cool. You do it once in a blue. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still putting my whole thing together for the year. So I'm going to try to make it down there for sure. Because I just did Atlantic City and I feel like a lot of people from Philly went down there so I don't want to give them the same kind of material. Dude, that'd be sick. With me. That'd be fun. That would be actually a blast. I tried to shoot for my first comedy

special. I did an intro where I was just on rollerblades around the city. And My idea was to go down Kensington Ave, and it was like, it was just so crowded that day, and we were filming and I'm on rollerblades, which people didn't, like, no one bothered me. I was on the blades, but we had a camera guy in a trunk with a big camera, and that started getting a lot of attention. And then everyone was getting kind of like, I don't know, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you don't want to be on camera. But we did. You see it. I'm up there, and I'm on rollerblades, and a guy just walks out and goes, boo, like that to me.

And I was like, Jesus fucking God. I was pretty. It was right at Kensington and Allegheny. I kind of cut right through the intersection. You don't play the PlayStation or nothing? Yeah, Xbox. Xbox, y'all, I see. That's probably what I'm doing.

Nah, I just got an Xbox. No PlayStation. You don't like the Xbox? No, I did, but I got it on a PlayStation. PlayStation better. I play Grandin'O photo. I got a big group. Oh, really?

So fucking fun. My PlayStation person is just like me. He got a skeleton face. He got a suit on right now. Oh, hell yeah. and he drive the same car I got, like, that makes me, like, do a room for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I go back home, I go back to my right-in-life.

You guys are pretty similar. Never get a break from it. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, GTA rules, man. Yeah, that's my shit. I wait for GTA 6 to come out. Yeah. It's been a decade.

And they're going to have six-seven on there, too. It's going to be Florida. Sick. Isn't it Florida? Seven on there. Oh, six, seven's on it? Fuck yeah. That's awesome.

Yeah. That's gonna be cool. Definitely gonna be me and my own person on there. Playing my own music. Yeah. Got to get an alligator. You got to talk to this.

Yeah. You got to talk to rock star. Get your character and an alligator. Yeah. When you play, you got to get a trink in the game. Do you keep it pretty chill on GTA? Or are you going nuts and like running people over and shit? I'm killing.

That's probably. So you're the reason I can't play. I try to get all. someone just i get the notifications and it's like um come it's like something like calm down like uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just i just i just had my show i just had my show oh you have your set list right i just had no no no i just had a show and um uh who brought me out NBA young boy brought me out. Oh, nice.

Yeah. I just had a show NBA young boy brought me out. And I pulled up. I brought a, I bought a 1946 Lincoln. Well, I just see 1967. Lincoln. Lincoln. Continental.

Yeah. Continental. Yeah. And I wear the suit. Yeah, I had a drop top. I might show you. Damn. Yeah, that shit was just tough.

Yeah, that's awesome. Had to drop top Like you know That's fucking sick Dude with the That's awesome Polo started in 1967

So all the Polo stuff Oh shit That's tight Yeah so I haven't Polo a lot lately Nice 6, 7 stuff Yeah

That is wild I kept seeing that Then I was like I had to go back And I'm like I sound so familiar And I was like Oh shit

That's from your song Yeah Yeah Because some people don't know Some people think It's from Yeah yeah i feel like most people don't yeah so i'm trying to you know i'm trying to raise awareness to the

internet and they give you credit for starting the global trend nah that's tough though it's a blessing just even hearing people screaming the words it came out of my mouth anyway yeah yeah six seven all right well dude thank you man that's it on three we got to six seven though yeah yeah yeah one two three six seven Nice to meet, man. You're great, man. Thank you for that. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify.

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