Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 582 - Very Interesting

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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Wow, Wow, Wes. Hello. Hello. Hello, hello. Hey, Matt, how are you? Good, how are you doing? I'm doing all right. I'm jet lag, bro.

I had to fucking... I had to fly from L.A. to Buffalo. And I had to get up at 150 a.m. Because I had to get on, like, a 5 a.m. flight. So I was like... Damn. Let me get there. Every time I check traffic over there at nighttime, I'm like, damn, it takes an hour to get to the airport.

Then I wake up, and it's 22 minutes. Sure, yeah. So I wake up super early, and, dude, I get there. and LAX is one of a few airports that doesn't run 24-7 like the ticketing and bagging and everything so I get there at like three being like I'll give myself two hours

it's Friday it's you know it's a giant city it's gonna be I thought it was a booming metropolis insane dude I get there early dude I didn't want to if I missed it I'm I'd get all the way to beautiful Buffalo I'd have been fucked like an old person I get there two hours early two hours early is crazy oh dude that's like

an hour early in a smaller airport I'm like for some reason I'm like it's LAX there's gonna be a million people dude I get there it's just six people were sitting in there and I was like trying to do the ticket counter and the guy's like yo dude you can't

you gotta wait till like 4 o'clock and I was like 4 o'clock my flight's at fucking 530 I don't get me an hour and a half it's crazy so crazy it's so easy dude I'm sitting there so I had to wait till 4 o'clock you to wait till and then everyone gets to do like the thing and put the bag and then there's just like you go to the next level I go up the escalator

to go to the TSA precheck and there's just people standing there like get downstairs you're not allowed to be up here And I'm like, okay, so I'd ride the escalator back down. So then everyone's just waiting by the escalator and all like, for like 20 minutes, you watch people like ride up and a couple, like, hey, you can't. And they just ignore them to come back down as the ride of shame. So it was like, it was set up to get someone to spas, dude, because then we finally get to

another place and we get to another checkpoint. Like everybody wait here. We're not open yet. And it was just like, dude, what the fuck? It was, it was, it was tough. That's insane to me. Then I flew all the way to Buffalo and had to do two shows that. And I was so I was fucked up for like three days.

I basically like didn't sleep for a day. Yeah. I was I was jacked out Yeah, that's terrible It was bad You can't go to the airport that early I had to I had in order to get to

You don't have to That got me to Buffalo by 3 p.m. Show was at 7th Oh well that you had to do it I'm saying you don't have to get to The airport that early Dude in LA I thought there's gonna be fucking You've flown so many times

I know but I You can get to the airport Like 20 minutes Dude I did this once And it backfired all me And I got so shook That I was like never again I had to go I had to fly out of Austin

I was late I was late and I had like I got there as a plane started boarding and it just so happened to be slammed I had to go to the wheelchair line beg my way in front of wheelchair people to be like hey man I know you got your sitch going on I'm running late and they were like yeah for sure

they let me all go yeah and I was like never again I felt I don't like asking for stuff and like having to ask a person literally like four people in wheelchairs to be like can I get in front of you was just a low point for me personally sure then I had a fight with a clear representative because they do two for one all the time but you got to find a middle ground you can't

don't be late i have no middle ground two hours early i have no middle ground unless you plan on hitting the bar i do i'm not averse to two hours in airport that'd be fun that results in a rough day i just work i just plug in my laptop and drink coffee and just work on my laptop so i kind of like being there i get i get focused but i also if i dilly dally i lose track of time easily so if i go i got time i'll completely fuck myself so yeah i'm an early bird to the airport I get there so early It's like my mom For real

My parents do it too If they ever fly Which they rarely do My parents flew spirit this weekend Did they really? They surprised me Well they thought it was a surprise Right right

In Vegas Which was crazy Because they got there At like 10 a.m. on Saturday Which is when I was like We should hang out But they didn't They wanted to wait

Until I was watching The Notre Dame game to walk in So they waited until like 430 Got you And then I had a show Like I didn't even see him Oh man I hung out with them

I watched like the first half Of the game with them And they were just there The whole time Yeah But then no Then we went and We played blackjack

For a little after the show That's cool So the night before Friday First time ever I've left the casino with chips I won so much That's awesome Because I kept

I was tired as fuck And I was trying to go to bed So I just kept going all in On blackjack And I did it like three times in a row And I won all three And then I ended up with a lot of money so then walked yeah i had to walk eventually yeah i have a nice rule of i'll never walk yeah until it's

so you know pot was then you have to but uh i uh when my dad got there the next day i handed him a wad of cash from when i i gave him 10 grand the winnings yeah i gave him 10,000 dollars in cash first off when i handed to him he just goes thanks i was like dude you're such a piece of shit you're such a piece of shit i thought this is going to be not even pretend I didn't need to be like, oh, I can't. No, no, not even want. He just go, thank you. I was like, dude, I gave it to him.

That was funny. So then after the show, after the show, we go play blackjack, but I didn't have time to go take out more money. So I was sitting next to my dad, and I was like that. Let me get some of that money. And he was like, no, hold on. I was like, dude, give me the fucking money I just gave you. I'm not going to take all of it. So he gives me a little.

I lose right away. Because I go all in and just lose. I was like, a little more. He goes, okay. He takes it out. He's peeling him off He's such a dickhead dude He'd me like a hundred bucks

He's an asshole That's so funny Yeah I'll give it to him That was funny That's hilarious Yeah 10,000 in cash Yeah thanks

Peel in the bill separately He's such a funny Real slowly And stopping to look at me Keep peeling it Taking one back Peeling one back into the pot Because he's very, from what I understand, he's a pretty methodical gambler, right?

He's pretty disciplined and methodical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hated watching me. He doesn't like, yeah, I've seen. Of me, just being like, I'm on. Shane, come on. Shane, God damn it. Now, look at that.

You lost. That's great. It's just great. It's so funny, dude. Yeah, it was, it was nice, though. It was nice having my mom and dad came. That's fun. But they flew spirit, and I was like, I can, uh, terrible.

Yeah. It's like, fucking eight hours on a spirit airline. So when you fly, Spirit at Austin, you got to go to like a different whole side of the airport, which takes an extra 20 minutes to get to. I know people who miss flights that way. They'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm flying. I think Frontier and Spirit are like a different. So, dude, it's a totally terminal, yeah. It tax like 20-something minutes on to the trip so it can sink you. Yeah. Luckily, I, yeah. But they wouldn't let me upgrade their flight home. What? I don't know. Dang. I was like,

guys, I can get you first class. Yeah, I wanted to, not out of like, yeah. My parents are older. It's Yeah, for sure. I do like them in the back of spirit, just battling. True. I should have a feel of Burger King crowned. The what? I should have gotten with the BK crown. You'd have no idea why.

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Learn more at amex.ca. Yeah, it was a good time. It is funny because a lot of older people are like, I hate flying and they fly spirit and like, see? Yeah, no shit. You don't do that. Yeah, Brittany used to do When we first met

It wasn't spirits You'd do Southwest At like 5 in the morning Every flight I just thought that was like The flight schedule I'm like damn Plains are early as hell

Dude those are like 6 p.m. You never have to fly at 5 a.m. I had to do have to I had to get to the people of Buffalo West East and stuff Yeah that was that was Man that fucked me up big time Gabe

Gabe was at your show wasn't Yeah nice Gabe was there Saturday Nice That was good I'm glad he went to You went to a good one The dude when I left So I left Buffalo, beautiful Buffalo, New York on a Sunday morning.

I got picked up by this Uber driver to go to the airport. The guy, you know, he was just like a normal guy. He's pretty funny. And I was like, damn, it smells so good. There's the General Mills factory. And I'm like, smells like money nut Cheerios. He goes, dude, I just learned what that was. I've been here for a while because I picked this lady up from there.

She was like, yeah, it's a cereal factory. That's why it smells good. And he goes, right. And he's like, so I ask her like, so what, do you make like all the series? Do you guys make the cereal for like Buffalo? do you ship it at somewhere else and I was just like did you thought they make they have a giant factory

just a buffalo cereal factory just a buffalo cereal factory a lot of Cheerios it killed me that's so good that kill me first of all and then so we keep driving because I do have my happy to chat feature spread that out or is that just

you thought it was just like every city has their own cereal factory it's like a video game I know so that cracked me up I'm like all right all right and then I wonder what else this guy's up to.

So we're chatting. He was just like, yeah, man, people are crazy. I always love telling Uber drivers like, yeah, I should drive for a lift. I kind of know the whole deal. And he was, so we're getting to like how like people treat you. And he was like, yeah, this is one lady, man. He goes, I got to record everything now because it's fucking lady. I pick her up.

I drive her and I drop her off. And then, like, you know, we talk just like this. We're talking the whole time. And, uh, and I, I'm almost positive. He had the words mixed up. He goes, and then she tries to file a complaint for sexual assault while we're talking, saying like, I was like, you know, sexually assaulted. and I'm like okay I didn't like correct him at all he goes soon like they have I'm 4.98 stars like

they have my rating I'd go back and forth like guys you know I never do this I'm a family blah blah blah then he looks at me he goes I mean 15 years ago maybe he was like you know dude he was being about sexual harassment sure but him hitting me like 15 years ago I might have sexually assaulted that woman I was wild back then he was killing me he was the funniest dude I've ever been back in 2010 I might have sexually assaulted before a wife and kids I mean who knows it was a bit of a wild child that's awesome yeah it was my favorite I was happy to chat must be devastating happy to chat's the move it's happy to chat for those guys must just be oh it's the best all right this dude he was

he was pushing me to my limit best stories he pushed me to my limit dude he had after he kept talking after he talked the entire time but dude he those two gems are cracking me up and I was like damn man you guys what so do you make all the cereal for buffalo dude what the fuck yeah it's literally that's a child's brain every town must have a cheerio factory and then I got I got to the club and uh I had ordered Uber Eats like minutes before I could like I wanted to time it so I can get it yeah go back and eat and they dropped it off at the bar and I go up and I'm like hey uh I asked the one person working there, I'm like, I think I have, like, food over there. Can I grab it?

And he just, like, you went to the bartender, like, hey, whatever her name was. And she just looked up and went, what? God damn. Got all rough and tumble. Buffalo, so rough and tough. I love Buffalo. It's awesome. There was a giant blood stain on the sidewalk outside of the club.

Ooh. Like on the block, like a block away. I kept, I walked past. They next to the Cheerios factory. Big Cheerio dispute. We're going to take all of your lucky charms into the town over. ever my dead body punk yeah buffalo was so fun

I had a blast I had a good old time that's good It was nice You got some wings Where'd you go do you know Pizza plant That was the name of the place

Place ruled Yeah yeah People were against my decisions For a gluten-free pizza And curry wings But you know That's insane You're in Buffalo dude

You fucking asshole I got the curry wings That's crazy Yeah I I was, yeah. You're not going to believe it, but when I go to Buffalo, I put a hurt and on chicken wings. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy, dude.

The curry wings, they were so good, man. I don't even branch off different flavors. I just go, Buffalo. I mean... I'm here for the fucking original recipe. I know, I know, I know. Well, you never see curried wings. I have Buffalo every other time.

Yeah, but not the Buffalo. It's the mom's gravy. I'll be back. It's the gravy. Sunday gravy. It's the perfect Sunday. I'll be back. I'll be back to Buffalo.

So I'll avenge my... But damn those curried. Wings never leaving Buffalo, dude. I'll never leave Buffalo. Buffalo fucking rules. That was my actual, that was my argument against the Saudis. When they were like, why don't you go do this thing?

I was like, I'm going to go to Buffalo. Like, all right. I'm not going to fucking Riyadh, I don't go to Buffalo. Buffalo rules. I was joking because it kind of looks like the Middle East over. It's bombed out, bro. They bombed it out a little.

Yeah. Yeah, when you walk around, where you, what I know what I'll tell you were at. The height, yeah, yeah, yeah. You walk, a lot of buildings there bombed, bro. It was crazy. But Buffalo was crushing it, man. I was there. Everyone had a good time. I love it. Me and LeMese had an all-time night there.

Oh, yeah, that was... It was Buffalo, man. Fuck, dude. Sassy. What's that? I said it was sass. And a little sass. Yeah. We put a hurting on some wings at the anchor bar. We did. I think I probably had 30.

It's crazy. The numbers I put up in Buffalo, dude. I'm like MJ at the garden, dude. You get me an anchor bar. I'm dropping 80. Dude. Yeah, that pizza plant was fired up, man. That was good as hell. It was right next to it.

It was literally, I was like walking, trying to find it. I walked outside. It's just attached to the hotel. I did like, spun the block like a moron being like, it's so close. Yeah. Walked around. I'm like, I could just walk through the hotel and found the pizza plant. Pizza plant would have been nice.

Pizza plant was fucking good, dude. They had one of those gluten-free pizzas that's like the true. Some of, they've made technological leaps in gluten-free pizza where I swear to God, it's almost as good. pizza plant hit me with like a classic gen one dry and i i like that for some weird reason i like a dry crackery crust again the regular pizza's probably sick as hell but yeah i was there with my i have a friend from canada who came down to visit me and i would dude i was i was i was so exhausted and he was like i'll meet you at 9 a m i was like no shot i was like i'm sleeping i was i'll hit you up at 10 10 a.m and wake up he's like i'm outside i was like you motherfucker

damn so it was cool we went to the art museum you went to the buffalo art museum yeah okay fucking finger painting what fuck are they doing with art you must not see the AKG they had all the what is it called

there's a seven I learned about seven Canadian masters called like the great seven or something they just draw like snowy trees it was awesome

Canadian masters I didn't do there's seven Canadian masters called the great seven look them up guys I kept calling him the wrong name

my friend's like a art dealer yeah so he got kept being like so what about the big seven he's like they're not called the big seven Stop saying that.

It's the big seven now. The big seven. Just say no, it's the big seven. They were just, you're all snowy-ass fucking trip. What do they call, the Great Seven? The League of Seven or something? The Group of Seven. Group of Seven.

That's it. The group of seven. They all were they all French? Are they all French? I mean, pretty much. French Canadian, I think. Yeah, well, obviously. It's hard to, they're not telling me.

Yeah, you got to go to the AKG. Do they have their names? They have, they don't have French names from what I can tell. Yeah, they had, like, some of them were, like, MacArthur. They had some Scottish, yeah. Some Scots over there drawing the snowy trees. Barley. I will say the, I didn't realize the people, I mean, it's kind of dumb, but the people in museums,

like the people stand there, like the black shirts and shit. I thought they were just security guards. Bro, they're all like art history majors. Yeah. They would, like, horn in and be like, you guys have any questions? And they're like, no, really, unless there's something you want to say. And the lady, she would have talked for an hour and a half. Yeah, art history degrees get you.

You basically are like a fucking palace guard in England. Yeah, dude. You just stand at attention all day. And then somebody comes in and goes, this sucks, dude, I got to take a shit. I know. God damn it. Yeah, she was like talking about this one person where like this painting, this is like the house that he built. And if you look this way, that view of a river is what he would see outside of his house.

And I'm like, damn, you guys are going crazy. Yeah. I don't believe you. Cool. Cool. Yeah. Nice. I'm out.

But yeah, they were getting into it. No, and the art people start talking to me, I go, I literally, I don't believe you. Did he tell you that? I don't think that's true. I don't think he saw that. You should just start being like, I actually heard that he had French lineage. I thought he had French lineage.

I thought it was more like realistic surrealism. Yeah. Did you know he was gay? Like, what do you know about Salvador Dali? I'm more of a Dali guy. It's cool. I also, what I did learn, though, because a lot of those guys,

you see some paintings where you're like, you see one that's like a hyper-realistic portrait that someone painted and I'm like yeah I'm like that's amazing and then you get a guy who's like super squiggly who's the guy who does the screen painting mooch or something his name is I learned yes I thought it was van go the whole time this guy mook or something yeah he did the screen painting and I'm looking at his other paintings I'm like a lot of them are just swirly crazy stuff and I'm like dude if I was a guy who did this and I'm seeing this I'd be like what the fuck but apparently those guys can do that they get bored and then they're like they want to do some weird

nice other shit I learned that because I all my whole life I was like dude you got these guys just masquerading around i'm like i'd love to do that it's quickly guys it's quickly guys but my friend was like no dude he's a master technique he could do that if he wants but this is his how he you know chose to spend his later years it's like let me see some fuck all that dude let me see some proof but yeah there's a guy there's a guy who does like blue just rectangles yeah that the modern art count me out count me out i've been in the moment so many times and every time i go i get angry no man you walk in it's like a tv screen to

a woman screaming dude that shit pisses me off they've gotten into some wild stuff i will say yeah that stuff i have no space night's in there and that's that's nice to look at story nice to see so i i saw um there was this lady she's a japanese woman she had like one of those immersive installations where she apparently started hallucinating polka dots everywhere so she would paint these rooms and you walk in it sounds so dumb but they're just tiny dots and big dots and it that was kind of cool but it's like i don't know yeah i can't get behind the thing of a guy on a vCR being like stop right there stop right there and you're like that's i could have done that in five fucking yeah that stinks that'd piss me off yeah but there's there's a guy who like attached

fluorescent lights together no like this was actually very like to beat this shit out of him i'm gonna fight that guy especially again like dude the people who paint like a beautiful waterfall or like yeah it's fucking alt comedy yeah yeah true do chomp or whatever that's old comedy dude like I could do comedy but I'm just gonna do like making fun of comedy yeah yeah shut up dork I've never seen you do comedy once yeah paint a fucking waterfall show me a waterfall hump the stool yeah the uh but that was cool I was it was fun to do and then I ate my I punished my friend by giving him curry wings I'm like all right dude yeah you gonna take me to his Buffalo Art Museum now I raise you a little home

and home now you're on my court game two curry wings yeah it was really he's actually he's a really funny guy he gave the waitress came out like how's the pizza he goes it's actually horrible this gluten-free crust is he is an art snob dude yeah he was cracking me up shout out ray it's a beast nice so had a good time man i had a fun old time i was done i think i'm done my stupid podcast tour that was it's exhausting dude yeah it sucks stinks big time but i had fun i had a good time doing that repeating you especially towards the of it you get like repeat the same stories just repeating the same thing and you're like let me tell you you you've heard the question a hundred times you like let me tell you start feeling like a politician

yeah i started hitting i should have hit him with the gavin dussom just being like that's interesting that's that's that's really interesting you bring that did you see that clip yeah i've seen a lot of that's my favorite what was he trying to get at i don't even like they asked him about apac i guess and he went oh that's interesting you bring that he's like i don't know anything about that he was basically like i don't know what that is but that no but he went talking about but that's interesting that's it's very interesting you bring that up yeah dude what do you do

it's nice defense I'm very interested in that I thought I thought he was being like what are you up to yeah it's like oh wow okay it's an interesting point APEC I don't think I've heard of that I've dealt with other packs but I don't know about APEC

it is funny though if your job is to be full of shit all the time And you just finally bomb it being full of shit. You're like, I can't, my brain's farting out of me. I usually have, like, a cool way to maneuver around this is going, it's funny, you ask me about it. In his head. In his head.

Jewish guys, really? Alarms going off. Come on, Gavin, pull out of this. Talk about infrastructure. They're Jewish, right? Are they? Interesting. Huh.

Oh, yeah. Well, that is interesting. I never. Jewish. Yeah, I guess I have heard of that Your little earpiece is like the static Like, Help

Pull up Pull up Yeah, it's very interesting you'd ask me about It's like turning the tables Unuccessfully The Trump dog though Hit it with the Why you guys still

You guys are obsessed I know do you get to watch any of the uh no kings protest highlights i caught a little bit i went into a nice little algorithm he's fucking crazy i had x i had x on the way home and i was i was on there watching the no king stuff it was uh you see the guy get his glasses stolen no and fall no from what i understood it took the most brutal fall no ass up who snatched his glasses some fucking liberal punk dude wait so a liberal punk snatched uh geyser a Two geysers are walking by, kind of talking shit.

Oh, being like, yeah, whatever you fucking queers, fuck you. And then somebody rips his glasses and he tries to chase them. Falls, dude. Falls straight to ass up, face down, ass up. Damn. Devastating fall. I might have just been getting propagandized through Twitter, but it was really that my algorithm was kind of presenting it to me as an epic liberal fail

of going to like white people into like poor neighborhoods and being like, no kings. And everyone there being like, get the fuck. Yeah, it was all very embarrassing. They're trying to hit the old playbook. Yeah. Last time. Which even now is like embarrassing to look at.

The what? Like BLM around there. Yeah. Like those types of protests. When you see footage of it now, you're like, damn, that's so embarrassing. Yeah, for sure. It's like, standing in front of cops, like, yeah. It's like, you look like a doofus.

Yeah, truly, yeah. One of those people, was it crumping? It's the worst video you've ever seen your life. I didn't see that. Dude, they're crumping. front of the police it's so crazy the thing i caught that was making me laugh was when they did uh they did the no kings extension into london and they did like they did like people in england were like no kings and then they i don't know if this is true or not but they're saying they had to alter it to

like no tyrants for our people that do live under monarchy you know monarchy led systems which is just like funny to watch it kind of unravel in a nonsense yeah instantly yeah that's i mean i don't know it's my thing is is like dude i don't live there so like what do you think about the national guard being deployed and like i don't fucking live there yeah depends you know if i was there and i was having a tough time i'd be like okay cool yeah if i was there and i didn't want them to be there i'd be like there was a kid who like did a viral instagram of like putting on the shy scene being like the cartels put out 25 000 hits on federal agent's head and they immediately like pulled his account up and he's like

this is fucking bullshit yeah i don't know man i uh yeah i don't know i yeah i don't know i I don't know. I mean, it's interesting you bring this up, actually. Yeah, I was like, you don't have to talk. You don't have to give any opinion. No, I like the videos of people walking around just for some reason praising the National Guard. That's been my instinct. Praising the Guard?

Yeah. Well, I've been seeing a lot of old black guys being like, woo-wee! Yeah. This is nice. I'm like, cool. That's a good Algo. Yeah, it's a good. That's my Algo right now.

I'm like, what are you talking about? People love it there. Yeah. If they're stopping and asking for fucking people's papers, that's not great. Yeah. What kind of papers? But if there's a lot of murders. That, well, that's, I was thinking about that on the plane home.

I'm like, it is kind of crazy to accept that as like, okay in any part of America. If there's that many murders to be like, well, that's none of your business. It's like, that should be kind of unacceptable in America. They're like, they take extreme action. I always thought that when I'd watch like a horror movie. You know, and like Michael Myers goes around and kills like 15 people. You can bring in the National Garp. Why do we have two cops?

Bring in the military. This happens every fucking Halloween. A bunch of high school whores. Why is this up to a bunch of high school whores? Why are these hot fucking high school slots? Yeah, bring in the National Guard, dude. Yeah, that was my big take on the airport. I was like, it is shouldn't let anywhere get.

Because they called it a state of emergency in Chester, Pennsylvania, like years and years ago. It got so bad that I think they brought in, I think just state police. They were like, all right, we're just posting police up everywhere Because this is everyone's getting shot Like the stop signs there were like riddled with bullet holes It was bad So I don't know Yeah, that's my thing

I don't really live there It's none of my business If personally if I saw the National Guard outside my house I would walk up and say thank you for your service I'd say dude And they say yeah your dog can't be out without a leash I beg no kings No kings

Show me that in the Constitution No tyrants You don't like this highlight videos it's just old people like singing making up songs about no kings it's very good yeah getting in i'm like yeah yeah being 55 and being like finally i'm standing up for black americans like oh good man that's good you've had a lifetime to do so yeah yeah we're in the 60s yeah that's it yeah dude the geysers are getting crushed on facebook they just scroll the Facebook and just get their hard drives

completely wiped. AI's got to be truly destroying the geysers. Because it's getting to the point where I'm like a bear's jumping on a trampoline. They got it on a ring camera. Holy shit. Geesers must be getting popped by that. My brother was setting up trying to set my dad up

to make him think ice agents were in the driveway. That's a good prank. You could crush my dad with that. Oh, yeah? So easy. I haven't got the feedback on. I don't know if he pulled the trigger on it yet, but he's been battling my dad. yeah billy was saying he was calling your dad a damn yeah that's fucking nice yeah yeah damn's a tough insult bro crushes the geezers crushes me somebody hits you with a damn yeah yeah that sucks yeah we talked about last week we both got damned yeah we've been done before i'm waiting for the next

no kings bro i might go down there now that i now that i've said it i think i made a full 180 i'm completely on the no kings no kings yeah i'm gonna go down no kings james would be down there pro kings true he loves kings he loves kings he loves kings Kings. You might need a king. Dude, my bad. I'm struck with a terrible illness. You're sick. An upper respiratory, some type of cold. Oh, man.

It's just a fucking cold. Still stinks, man. How long you've had it? That's the question. It started like a week ago. About a week ago. A couple days. And then it just developed into something bad.

At first it was, it was very mild. Shame it didn't stay in Vegas. When I was having fun drinking and party and the cold. was dormant. The second I started relaxing and jumped in. That's interesting. It is interesting. Maybe I should have a drink. Yeah, I was having a hoot in Vegas.

Were you really? Yeah. Yeah, the chain smokers came to my show and then they were like, do you want to introduce us at our DJ show tonight? That's sick. Yeah. He was on stage at like a rave. I was like, Las Vegas, are you guys ready?

That's so embarrassing. Dude, I've been dug in. All I do is I read my book about Vietnam right now. The Vietnam Perkese book, dude, it's insane. Just the childhood people had back in the 60s and, like, early 50s is like, you would just grow up and just your dad would just beat the living shit out of you. And then you would like, the way you explained it was really funny because it's like, you have a beer. So you grow up as being like, go to church every day. You're like, I fucking love this country so much.

You do atomic bomb drills under your desk. And then you're like, dude, I can't wait to go to war. I want to go to war so bad. And they like, dude, the one kid the junior year, he's like, yeah, me and my friend just like, left and went to California for an entire summer just didn't tell our parents came back and they were like dude we got hookers in tijuana was sick and then next thing he knows he's going to boot camp and he's like just thinking like dude everyone's going to be so stoked they're going to high five being getting off of your mother you fucking trip and he's like dude I was just terrified and next

thing i know i was in the vietnam jungle just being like what the fuck is this yeah i didn't know there was urban warfare too in vietnam of course i didn't know that i thought it was all just in like the like the rice paddies and the marshes and shit and they really really didn't know who the fuck they were fighting against kind of yeah he's like anyone could have been a suspect at any time you just do like regularly like yeah run to the store and you just drive a jeep and someone your guys the guy next to his head would fucking blow off from a sniper and you just look at you like there you there's no there's just kids and shit around yeah it was fucked up and they talk about just like going through and just eventually just fucking napalming those little

hamlets and shit they're like because you got so spun out from the whole thing yeah then you're there and they're like yeah you know there's a war it's bullshit right you'd be like what what are you talking about it was it's crazy man i was hit that kem burns i'll check it out the kem burns vietnam it's it's awesome i'll check it out the memoir's nice because it's very personal yeah it's funny getting to like no no this gives you like the kemroons one is is very personal really it's like a bunch of different people's stories oh and then the overall history of it but like it's just guys personal stories and a lot of them are like i grew up all american like wanted to help the country because these guys are all post

world war two their parents were world war two yeah so they were all like we're the we're the good guys and then they get to vietnam and find out that they're the bad guys yeah kind of well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean dude especially if yeah like he would in this memoir it's like and then this guy showed up and you like the guy gets to know that guy and just out of it's like out of nowhere steps on a mine the guy explodes yeah it's fucking crazy and then it's yeah yeah it's just it sucked too because all the guys go they're like i want some action let's send me out there's there and it's just like yeah it's the worst he's like a russian missile fucking it's you're like where the fuck they get there to go into a tunnel with a flashlight yeah it's like midnight dude you

have to walk at midnight just to go like scout a location i do they like they like you just see tracer bullets like whizzing around yeah all night when you're trying to sleep it's just things exploding constantly it's fucking terrible but that vietnam per casey book is it's fucking awesome i'll check it out so i just like great dude i just at night i just get to my bed at like 9 p.m and i'm just in war dude my wife's trying to come over to my chili pad i'm like not right now dude i'm dug in right now i'm in the shit we're in a five man we're in the five man scouting mission right now fucking shit woman give me a second but yeah it's a pretty brutal stuff yeah vietnam sucked yeah if i ever see a vietnam vet again i'm definitely gonna give him a big high five pat on

the butt yeah it's tough stuff only if he wants me to obviously but i'm talked about before they do the same thing with that where they're like the vietnamese were but it's like they never really cover the vietnamese atrocities yeah i kind of want to read it one they were up to no good yeah dude uh they interview a lot of the via kong in the kem berns oh really it's pretty cool yeah i kind of wanted that side of things too um but i was just watching a every like every historical thing i watch about native americans they're like they were proud warrior people that fought for their land and did it and then they're like and the white man was evil and only thought about war it's like you just worded it different i know because they you just said they took their land and

dominated yeah anyway no exactly there's it's a they're hunter why they do that pretty much hunter gatherers i think it's just yeah if you come out and you're like they're pretty as soon as you start the discussion ever this is kind of like bro bro this is not what we're doing right now yeah yeah i did i did a deep dive into kind of like land acknowledgements just curious like did native Americans like really even give a shit or just just like I met a couple that did really yeah I like I would and again I'm reading like a red to thread but like some of them were like no they're just kind of laughable yeah they're like the idea of even owning land was like foreign to us we don't it's like the land's our mother blah blah blah they can fucking miss me with that too they took over

the land they drove other tribes off the land the fuck oh it's mommy dude yeah there's my mama They're just pushing. Yeah, that's my mama. Get off my mama. Your mama's over there. This is my mama over here. Yeah, your mama's up north now. You have to live in the snow.

But yeah, I was like reading it. There was, but the whole thing, though, it all boils down to, like, if you're going to do a land acknowledgement, it's just like the tip of the iceberg. What you're supposed to do is do like a land acknowledgement that then dovetails into like, and also I talk to the people myself. And then it all boils down to, like, they have a VEMO if you were like, you're supposed to like, send cash their way after the land acknowledgement, which I was just kind of like, okay, there we go. Nice.

There you go. Yeah, there's the bottom one. If you want to do a true blue land acknowledgement, you have to like, first of all, I think you're supposed to like be in talks with the people. I think it's not enough for you to be like this land was actually. The Great Outdoors one in Canada brings,

it's like they bring somebody from the tribe. Really? You do a land acknowledgement and then you have to talk to them after. They gave me a nice thing of beads. Ooh. Like a sash. That's nice. that's pretty sick that's really cool yeah i like that where are they uh it's in my room nice

yeah dude speaking of beads i recently i tried about i tried to do a joke about this but nobody no one's having it at all did i tell you about the chinese and like the medieval china tradition and like southern china where marco polo found out that like in certain provinces if you were a guest of a chinese household you would be urged by the husband to have sex with his wife and all of his daughters yes you told me about this dude i didn't i didn't i i didn't i i didn't i I thought it was just like his wife. It's the, all, they would leave for three days. I did more investigations into this.

Well, the hottest tradition you've ever heard. Yeah, I'm sure you did some real deep dots. Well, I looked it up the one time. I like stumbled upon it. I just like stumbled upon the information. I swear to God, they were like, you would have to like, it was like a, I mean, this is why I don't think it works on stage because it's, it's tough to phrase it. But it's like, they said originally like the wife would choose if she wanted to have sex with you.

Then I looked back in. and Grock was like dude yeah right but but but it's deep it goes deeper than that though because apparently back then in certain provinces the more sexual partners your daughters had the more desirable of a bride she would be damn flip the thing on the head on the head so like you would like Marco Polo whoever which by the way Marco Polo stayed there for 17 years go figure and then but you'd have to present them with a small gift like a bead or something that's what it's why you reminded me and then on your your on your wedding night your bride would hit you with all of her little sex gifts and the more

you saw you'd be like yes so as a father it was the opposite you wanted your wife to you're one of your your your wife but also your daughters have as many sexual partners as possible because then it was like she was experienced and she'd make a better brain it was like tied to some weird fertility cult stuff from like way back in the day so I think and then but I think in another part of China they were like we are not down with that shit they needed Christ I think it for yeah dude Marco should have been like, here's the real deal. I think Marco is like, let me get to the... I am a travel writer after all.

He was Bordane. Yeah, I didn't realize he was there for 17 fucking years. He's in China forever. I didn't know he was there that long. Yeah, dude, because he wrote a whole book where he talks about, like, you know, all of his adventures. And, uh, yeah, people, then people get like, oh, that's just him romanticizing. But it's like, dude, I don't know. Why would he fucking...

That'd be a crazy tall town. Getting hit with the gifts on the wedding night would be like, oh, shit. Yeah, but it was, that was their whole... God. That was the world where he'd be like, this is sick. Of course, of course. So it wasn't even like, it was like imagine, like your dad would be like, oh shit, here comes a traveler, some filthy Italian guy, and just go here, come into my house,

the dad would walk, just leave for three days. And it was, I don't, I'm being respectful, it was free use. Don't get me started. For three fucking days. Fucking Asian free use. With a whole Chinese family. You're talking Chinese moms and daughters for use. Yes, dude.

For beads. For beads. for beats and then the the women of the house would hang a hat on the door so that that was like the father would like walk by the door and see the hat on and be like sick and then just walk just leave for two more days and then finally the hat would be gone after like three four days and he would come back to his house and be like hey guys hey fucking wild yeah that's tough isn't that wild sure how do you not have other people's kids I don't know maybe uh maybe that's where apparently this was uh and again this is all of internet that stuff. They said it was more so the Uyghurs. So maybe that's why those Uyghurs are so fucking white-skinned. So, yeah, pretty wild. Wild and crazy stuff. They didn't know what saying it was put it on the weeks? Well, they were like that. It was some of that area. The Uy Uyghurs went from that to fucking Islam. I mean, that, yeah, that'll bring you to Islam. Again, this is all like very, you know, not the deepest internet research. It was only in certain

problems. It sounds like this fucking hippie mumbo jumbo. It's not hippie mumbo jump. Dude, Marka Bolo is like there is just no i know i know that but i'm saying like uh when they're like in back in early civilization women ruled and we had sex with everyone and sexuality was made up no they're pretty clear they were like this was not up to way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but i know what you mean they're like multiple partners is totally i've heard that shit where there's like poly bullshit dude people will hit that like you know they're actually were women led societies blah blah and it's like whenever you go okay give me one name one name one it's well it's well document there's certain tribes where uh the men did the cooking and women hunted you know women hunted buffalo and just

fucked guys like season three of true or season four of true detective yeah i've uh i've heard that i have read people that say like that like way way way back before agriculture there were or maybe during the beginning of agriculture there were female like where they were just like well that's where babies come from these guys are the rulers but but then i think it was like the desert people were more patriarchal this is all made up take it up with joseph agriculture you're talking about what societies were like they have no idea take it up with joseph campbell i'll punch joseph campbell i'm gonna punch him no yeah i don't know i don't hear one person tell me about anything pre-agriculture dude i don't know i don't know how they's just made up yeah

that's fair point fully made up that's a fair point i don't know though dude because like we knew like we don't know shit we knew like the with the greeks and the jews were all patriarchy that's way after agriculture so that's way after ag yeah Fuck, yeah, I don't know. That's the way after. Yeah, true. That was a long time. Buildings and shit.

Yeah, you're right, you're right. No. Pre-agriculture is... Sean, look up women-led societies and the dawn of civilization. Oh, there's going to be a lot. You're going to find a lot of lies. I want to see how they prove it, though.

That's what I'm curious about as well. I keep licking it up, but they had a bunch that I've, you know, I never heard of that stuff before. Like who? Let me see. Iroquite tribes, the Mosu in China. a certain African societies so the girls would be like here's what we're doing or like how do they really hold that down I think it's different and like yeah I'd like to hear about the

Iroquois clan mothers were in the Iroquois apparently um and they appointed or removed male chiefs so like I guess they had so they voted on the leader yeah it was a guy yeah okay that's a fair point I don't know yeah but then who's really the chief the chief

the chief the guy is dang it would suck if your wife removed you from chief that would be tough that would be so tough

that would be tough you'd have to fight her yeah okay well good research good research yeah because I that is a good point though

because I was like how the fuck do these people talk about this stuff it's like pre written yeah

history they just yeah they find like tools and old campsites and they're like the woman was probably in that room to pick it up they go that's pretty fucking yeah yeah yeah girl tool girl tool this one had a lot of beads on it in its tomb slut yeah it's funny to find like scraps and beads and be like in this house the daughters would be sitting there yeah yeah marco polo would fuck them as long as he wanted yeah the whole china having sex with an entire chinese family is man that's That's crazy. It's what's up. It's crazy to think about.

That's what's up. It's interesting. It's interesting. I've never really thought about free use on an entire family. I've never really thought about free use and a family. So the father would bring in the house and leave for three. That's very interesting. And the father would leave, interesting.

And what would you do again, remind me? They would just go about their chores and you would have your way with them while they were working, maybe doing the dishes. That is interesting. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, the father was happy about it. That's, yeah, yeah, I've never heard of that before. no i've never watched that fucking three times a week

but yeah yeah poor uh man marco polo man what a good guy hell of wrong guys guy truly a guy's guy that's a guy's guy but it's so funny i think jenghis con was into some free use himself yeah he was on a free use mad one bro he put it he put in like the contra infinite life he was on the ultimate free use yeah Isn't like 25% of China

Yeah, I think everyone's right at the Genghis Crap I think Marco Polo chill with Kublai Khan actually Yeah, I think so too Rubbed up I think he was like in Kublai Khan's fucking Yeah He chill with the Khan himself

That must have been fucking so crazy Going to a completely different world With no idea what was going on over there And I think Kubla was about to start fucking shit up Like really not doing great Oh no Yeah once Genghis died I think they

Yeah they just short I could be wrong Kubla might have done well I think he was rocking but again with from what I He was off his daddy dude Yeah

He might have been a bit Of a Shano Mac though True I think he was still doing stunts I think he was still Stunt on him But he was no Vince Dude I'm so happy

You open my eyes At Chano Mac Because I I left off with him When I was like 10 I agree So did I I hate that guy

I left off with being like Yo fuck Shane O Mac Yeah fucking pussy And then you see the highlights You go This guy was giving it as all When you brought up

Shano Mac to me I for real I had to stop I almost turned around and jacked your collar. What do you say? What do you mean? You mean he's cool.

I understand. Of course. Dude, you don't think I had a deep patron for him. There's one other guy on earth named Shane and he's a fucking pussy. And then I was wrong. He was the man. Dude, I mean, those cages have to be. Let me what is the exact height on those things?

It looks to me like 30-something feet. Yeah, 25 feet. That's crazy, bro. Yeah, they're high as hell. 25 feet. some of those were jumping off were like 40 feet yeah one of them looked super high no the like side of the fucking Titan tron dude

yes fuck that's what that was yeah oh my god dude yeah that's I didn't know also you didn't know about versus commercials I didn't know about that I didn't know what versus was I thought it was where two old rappers go head to head no no it's a fishing channel fishing in pack 12 football and rodeo

mountain west basketball oh yeah those commercial those fucking runs are crazy so intense and what year was that they were way ahead of their time that was probably like 05 oh 6 way ahead of time yeah they're making some what shout to whoever made that versus go to youtube and type in versus commercials yeah man just just putting together just the best locker room speeches you've ever heard unbelievable man just get fired up the funny thing though is during the commercial it'll cut to like a hunting highlight Yeah and that makes me laugh Yeah

It's like it's you versus them You versus history And it cuts like like a scope on a deer That's like How fuck did I do? I know I didn't do shit Dier

True you put it that way That does Second place does stink if you get eaten Maybe you like flies in your soup I like second place Like a fly in my soup Not at all It's good stuff

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Price picks are on your game. Are you excited for the 76ers tonight? I can't. fucking weight. Yeah, I wish Jared McCain was healthy. Didn't he hurt his fucking thumb now? Yeah, he's going through it a hard time. But he's going to come back. He's going to be great. V.J. is going to be... Yeah. I think VJs is... Who are the Sixers playing?

Celtics. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's a good game one. Fuck the Celtics. Fuck the Celtics. And, uh, me and that with my whole heart. And I... I do think we got him. Now, this is a lot. I think we got them, though. Joe's playing. Paul's not playing. No McCain.

But I think we got it. Be all right. Yeah. Maxie's... Maxie. Maxie's looking the best he's ever looked, Paul's. Great. But I said Paul, it's okay. No, that's totally fair.

Jerry McCain's looking as good as he's ever looked. No, Paul's on death. No, Paul's. Reed. They got the black jerseys? I was against them at first. The black jerseys look nice. Sixers going on black jersey?

Yeah, they're bringing back to like the AI. I remember those. They were fucking awesome. I wish they brought back the true AIs like that were like, like, and one. Oh, it was like this giant jersey. Everybody has to wear bag. Joel would look good in that. I was just going to say Joel would look good at anything, but I love Joel.

I love Joel. You're ready to get fooled again, dude. You're ready. Your heart's back in it. I get it. I get it. That's just being a sports fan, dude. Week one, every year you go, dude, I think we're going to win it.

All all season, I've been like, they're going to be so bad. Who cares? I'm barely going to watch. That's all I'm thinking about I've seen the Sixers hype Start growing again That's good It's because Joe's healthy

When he's healthy It's just like We can do anything How many years do you think He has left in him Okay Well we'll see how this one goes Yeah

Yeah But he's not healthy this year Then it might be it Yeah But if he is I think he's got two or three He's healthy Yep

Just got to rest him Do we have a backup center? We got two Bona Then Bono looks good He's young What's his name? A dem bona.

A dim bona. Dem bonas. Dem bonas. We need dem bonas. Dem bonas is coming in. So, wait, so just to recap, you said dem bono's looking good? Bona's looking pretty good right now. All right, we got good dembonus.

What else we got? What's the other backup's name? Guy's butt. You got guy's butts and dembonas. Do you know who the other one is? I did droba. All right, we got Droba. Yeah, we got Droba.

Nice. It's coming to my attention, there's a tall Asian feller, too, kicking around the league again. Is there? Yeah, there's a super tall Asian guy. But he's black. He wouldn't have stood out as...

No. No, no, there's like a... There's like an Asian, like a... Oh, oh, from Memphis. Yeah. What's his name? He went to Purdue. at my show we hung out with him nice

Zach Edie yeah I believe so Edie's the man tall as hell right hung out with him a couple times he's the man I heard he's really good someone has hit me with some some of his highlights he's awesome it's funny he's like wait do you see this guy and it was just very like he's just tall man basketball yeah he's like I took a picture with him I look like uh literally just a short fat

lesbian if you get rid of my height I look fucking insane I was coming up to like his stomach I was like I never I went full I look exactly like the megaboss logo Because he's seven feet, right? Yeah. Fuck.

He's taller than that. That's bullshit. You should be like, bro. Literally, this is what I look like in the picture. The mega, I'm the megabust logo. Yes. It's devastating photo. Oh, fuck.

I'll find it. I got some good ones of the O'Connan the other day. O'Comman's gut was out. oh no he's grinched what happened i thought he was fucking locked in i thought he was not locked in that day no he looks like the philly fanatic he looks insane he'll have he'll have abs and a fucking weak he's the king of the temporary lock-in which i mean he can gut out like no one that's awesome he just gets a huge belly i mean yeah i guess if you get the six-pack fast you got to get the too it's got to be both ways i got to find i gotta find this one i like that though he looked good

with that belly i like the belly also when did you get that photo that was when i was in philly he went to the eagles game and he was a he went to the phillies then the eagles back to back and the eagles was at one o'clock he came i ran into him i wasn't drinking at all and i ran into him and i was just like dude you need to go home you're awful he was this is how drunk he was he was falling asleep at the bar he was trying to watch the rest of the NFL games on his phone beast he went to the bathroom i would change his phone to i would youtube full game 2010 the exact same matchup and he's just at one point one point it cut to tom brady's throwing a touchdown to west welker like a highlight and he was like he just watched you watched 2010 like bucks falcons you're the devil

It was so funny. That's such a funny dude, dude, dude. Oh, fuck. He's like, what the fuck is this? Oh, fuck. God, damn it, I got to find this picture of me and Eady. Oh, that's so fucking funny. Oh, my God.

Yeah, if someone's significantly taller than me, I look nuts in the photo. As soon as we took it, I was like, delete it. Delete it. no i think i i uh i was honorable with that i posted it on the internet yeah man he's everyone knows like this is hilarious that's everyone's like you look like a bitch fuck you i'm like i'm gonna put down social media yeah it's totally unnecessary you're like you don't have i've just been literally it just hurts me now yeah i just go oh i'd like to be uh hurt yep

all right good it's good three minutes of watching a show i go this scenes boring let's get hurt all right there we go that one really hurt you know you know I was in the shower today and I I don't know if it's like the dumbest thing ever but I was thinking how

97% of people I think maybe even 98 are like terrified of public speaking yeah then if you ask anyone like would you like to be famous if like more than anything ever it's like well dude it's the literal fear of public you're just being stared at

you're constantly perceived yeah it's a bad feeling it's bad I mean yeah unless you're a psycho that likes being perceived yeah true but i don't like it i hate it's true i've been stricken down with the melancholy dude i went for a walk the other day yesterday i was going through it i don't have anyone to even talk to about this stuff i got yeah true yeah yeah i see everyone saying i fucking stick yeah i got a message the other day from a lady just going hey just so you know

me my boyfriend watched a special it sucks so bad i hate it and i just watched i was like god damn like a nice little message from a lady i said what the fuck from a lady i expect this from a guy but what the hell why don't a lady go out of her way to fucking take me down yeah lady a lady hurts i was what you pull my pigtails or something yeah she got me i gave him the god bless i want god bless yeah god bless is just god bless man i hit a lot of god blesses yeah it is god bless yeah it is It's a weird thing to complain about. You must be on Cloud 9. I'm deeply depressed right now.

That's good you get that. I get nothing but like, are you all right? Really? Yeah. I like people like, that must be really hard. What you're doing, it must suck. And then you're like, well, there's good parts. I like it.

I like what I do. I get a lot like, are you excited? You're like, no. I know I have the same feeling every day. It's just fucking kind of weird anxiety. Yeah, it's not good. You do have to be a psycho, dude. Yeah.

Enjoy it. Yeah, to step in and then you're like, I see how Chappelle left for a while. Yeah. There's a daydream all the time where I'm like, I could leave, I could leave for a few years. Yeah, I think, I also think it's a, yeah, I feel like, yeah, it's not a bad thing. I probably will. Give me two more years and I'm going to go away for a while. That'd be nice. If I can. A lot of people have a tough time leaving.

Yeah, true. You got to get off the stage for them to want you back on the stage. That's true. You know? Yeah, but you also got to do a cool new look. You can't, you got to go. Letterman grew the beard, dude. You got to do a cool look.

You got to do something sick, dude. I've got it. I'm going to change the pigmentation of my skin. I'll break away for six years. Come back black as hell. So my question was, would you be Shane bad or Shane Quake? Shane Quake. we'll see we'll see if i'm on a weight loss journey while i'm doing it

Shane rock Shane bad or Shane quick or Shane Smith Shane Smith Shane Smith I'm coming back bonkers dude I'm going back fucking slapping people screaming Shane Smith Not to be confused with the guy who does voice True

Yeah I think about it Yeah well yeah be nice but then it's yeah like what would you do if you did a pure sabbatical I don't know Just goom Probably Probably just goom

Jack off For five years That'd be like a monk-like existence Don't talk to anyone That'd be awesome Just disappear Go to Madrid Jack off for five years

Come back Black Come back Black Come back Black as hell I'd do it Chappelle came back

Jack Do you remember that Yeah He came back He came back, way too joked, bro. He came back yoked. He came back jacked. True.

He came back jacked, his head didn't quite fit. He did get absolutely yoked. Yeah, when he left, he was so skinny. Yeah. I'd have to, just in honor of that, I'd probably sex change. Yeah, we'd have to do some. If you're coming back with a pigmentation therapy. We could fucking Wachowski out.

The brothers could come back. I can just keep all my normal life. They're like, oh, shit, there's a guy's a girl now. Oh, shit. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, true. True motherfucking neck. Getting stricken down with the melancholy.

And it's probably the sickness as well. Sickness will do it. And the illness will give me some melancholy. Yeah. But it'll be all right. Yeah, I mean, you should have to break through to a whole other level. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah. I've thought about it. Yeah. I don't have been laying in this room thinking about the changes that need to be made. Total locking. And it starts with getting rid of fake friends. You're true. It's time for me to completely isolate myself.

I've reached that level of fame. Now it's isolation. True. You might have to do Luke Skywalker on the mountain. Yeah. That'd be sick. You come back and you're like, dude, my dynasty. I thought about the best Down syndrome joke of all time.

I'm back. hell motherfucking yeah yeah baby yeah i uh you know what's nice right now for me i wake up every morning at 630 and there's a bunny in my front yard every day and my dog chases it around for a good like minute and a half and my kids just go nuts every day at 630 it's been pretty fun that's good stuff matilda doesn't she doesn't try to bite it she just wants she's thrilled with the chase we just get to watch it every morning i'm like that's like that and then reading about it's coming well she's gonna bite it yeah i don't think she's gonna bite it dude she's gonna bite that

I'm telling you. She chases frogs. She just, she's all about, she loves the game. She gets close. Because she would, she could get it, dude. If she wanted that bunny, it'd be hers. Yeah. But no, she doesn't, she doesn't fuck with the bunny. She chases it around. My daughter's scream. I'm like, you guys got to be quiet, dude. It's still dark out. They're like, ah, a bunny. Ah, ha! Ah, my daughter. So, yeah, they're still. Yeah, having kids would be nice. Yeah, that does. That occupies 97% of your brain. That would help. Which is nice. There's nothing to think about. It's just, you like, wake up every morning. They're there you never sleep they facetime you do the dinosaur face every every time i'm traveling i call

like hey guys how you're doing be a dragon i have to just put the dragon head filter on and they just go ha ha how you guys i'm like how are you guys that's good uh do do the unicorn stick out your tongue this is what happens when i'm on the road lamare face signs me la mare face signs he's like will you do dragon i do i put him to bed the lamer goes to bed he's to bed he's to bed he FaceTime, you'll be all right. I'll be home. I'll be home, brother. Shane, where are you? What day are you coming home? Shane, can I jack off in the office again?

Yeah. Go ahead, man. Yeah, I did like two, one day was a seven day trip, and then I had like a week off. They went to a, I did like a four to five. They were not happy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was like, I got to go away again. And they went, oh, my car car is just kind of sucks. I always tell them I cry. I'm like, guys, I'm going to cry again. They're like, don't cry.

I was like, all right, if you guys don't cry, I won't cry. And then I, you know, trick them. It's been working. You get in the car. You go, woo. Free time. Now I can work on my laptop. Now I can fuck around.

Yeah, but I feel crazy, dude. And I, like, because I go to a hotel room and I'm so used to there being a million things going on. When it's, like, quiet, I get like the hebie-jeebies. I just sit there and I go, what the fuck? Especially coming straight. There's a real hebie-jee-jee-be-jee. There's just, you're in a hotel room, you go. Yeah.

Where the fuck am I? Dude, yeah, man. Especially when you come out from, like, you do the two shows. It's just like you're like, like, vibrating. And then it's like ice cold, quiet hotel room. And it's like, dude, I don't feel like watch it. If I like go to watch TV, I just flicker through a menu of Netflix and I go, I just turn it off. Yeah.

And then I go, I'm just going to lay down until I fall asleep. And then my body's just throttled with adrenaline. Yeah. It's just all rows truly do lead to the hub. dude when you're in a hotel room it's it's it's terrible you got to have about 20 beers and then you got to watch uh rude von nessroy all goals scored for manchester united that's a good 40 minutes you really do see the drinking because you go like i got to do something yeah i got it i'm back in this room by myself i'm completely charged up yeah i just i literally go right back into acid

that shit rocked acid fucking we're gonna have to find another time in the future yes for sure earlier take it earlier too yeah that'd be nice so we'd have to we can go to bed hopefully yeah or even you know even if you went to bed by three that would be yeah it'd be a victory staying up all night on that stuff and flying home was not the fucking recipe for oh that was dude that airport was i woke up that would talk about going to the airport early that day i woke up walked around i didn't even i barely slept i just walked around with a suitcase around chicago like a fucking crazy person went to the went to the airport so early and i for some reason like wouldn't eat i was like no food would not be the move and i just it was yeah it was a weird

time that was a weird day it was a weird time that's a weird day of my life it was a weird i was a weird i was so happy to be back in the natural rhythm i had been like no no more coffee nothing sunrise sunset if i can just inhabit those days that'll be nice and you know already back on the devil bean don't worry about the bean dude it's fine i had the bean the bean the you got to handle the bean the bean the bean the bean's on the control for sure dude i got fucking, do you ever get cars? I'm gonna have an intervention for you. For the bean? Yeah.

Dude, we're gonna see you down. Be like, dude, you've had too many beans. Call my wife, she'll lead it. She's like, you get so mean when you're on caffeine. When you're on the bean. I need it. Shut up. When you're on the bean.

Dude, I got, I got car sick for the first time of my life. That sucks. The electric Mustang. It's only that car. I was in the electric Mustang and I was just like sitting there. I'm like, oh my God, I feel fucking awful. And again, I'd, like, I'd beamed up pretty hard. You fucks driving an electric Mustang.

Uber driver. Damn. So I'm like in that thing. Dude, it goes, it just rockets forward and they let go to the gas. Yeah, stops right now. Yeah. I was fucking dying, dude, in there. And then I was like, no, I thought it was the coffee.

I was like, dude, dude, what the fuck's going on? I felt sick. I had a headache. It's the fucking bean. You're having withdrawals from the bean. I thought it was the beam. And then it was brought to my attention that the electric Mustangs are notorious for, it was like a 45 minute ride.

that sucks oh I was trapped I was die I was truly fucking dying so it was you know look out for that I'll keep an eye on that you get the electric Mustang Uber careful yeah that would fire me up the only time I ever drove a Tesla was doing that really and I guess you can adjust the settings to make it kind of come to a rolling stop yeah I did not so it was just the whole fucking drive I think if you're driving I think it's better though if you're driving sure not driving I was in the back seat I've never I thought it was like a fake girl disease dude i got for real got motion sickness that's what i thought it was yeah till i got stricken with it and i said holy

car sickness is definitely babies and girls oh yeah big time i get that's that's the number one post fight driving in post fight silence that's how the cold war on they'll go what what i have motion sickness you're like fucking jesus what what what the fuck kind of abuses this is a new form of abuse do you want me to there's nothing you can do the only thing you do is speed up your exit's coming up I thought you had fucking motion sickness our exit's coming up

we're going right into a pillar this is our last exit but yeah that's I'm happy to be back now not doing a million podcasts that makes your brain feel kind of crazy after a while just nonstop of like yeah so oh yeah

oh yes for sure yeah i don't i don't want to do any more podcasts yeah other than this one yeah i don't like giving opinions true done i don't have any more opinions i said them all eight years ago i haven't thought of anything new i haven't changed yeah there's really uh also too now it's uh it's it's it's too high stakes there's a big moral shell game going on opinions i have it fucksweights day to day But you could catch me after a long night of watching Nick Fuentes highlights on Instagram And I'm gonna give you some crazy opinions Also when I really

When I ever said Depends what algorithm I got I know whenever when I sit down to think about it's like how do I really think Whenever I go honestly how do you really feel about this At the root of it I go I genuinely have no idea Yeah Like I don't know how it works

I don't know anything about it Most of this is just me Wanting something to be true or having a like an automatic reaction where I go, yeah, as soon as I investigate it myself, like, how do you really think? It goes, and I'm kind of full of shit on this. I have no, I have genuinely no idea. I just have my biases and I just go, yeah, well, fucking, I don't know. That's how, that's how I feel about that.

That's how I operate. And I've seen a lot of videos that support that. And there we go. We're done. But yeah, now, dude, you get into the, uh, there's a lot of like demonology talk now with tech billionaires. Peter Thiel, Peter Thiel talking with the Antichrist, yeah. Yeah.

And there, Tucker had a guy on too. dude that was talking about like he had Alex Jones and his other guy talking to the Jones one Jones one was nice I listen to that on a plane just talking about like talking to the DMT entities like get rid of the human population so be on the lookout for that guys what's going on with the demonology they're just saying like all these tech people have been doing like DMT and are talking to these like entities that Alex Jones believes are like legit spiritual entities that are like demonic obviously that are telling tech billionaires to eradicate and the worst part was Alex Jones specifically said they get these like jester like figures and I went I got bullied by

the jester that bastard dude he didn't tell me to depopulate he just literally just made fun of me depopulate would be nice yeah that's what apparently that's what he's saying they're all they're all getting the signal to depop and get rid of a bunch of people and just like rein in AI to kind of like reign supreme and it's you know I know dude it is pure nerd stuff miss me with the nerd AI shit i know they they got to someone's got to stop them i'm watching college football dude true i have no time for your computers shut up grok sucks grok i will say dude my thing is it it's useful if you need to be like hey i'm reading a book is this true or like do you have any other you can research with it and it's not bad yeah but to be like it's going to completely

control all of society one day it's google yeah that's kind of it's fast google it's a more comprehensive of Google for sure. That can be wrong. Oh, now you're back on your AI stuff? I'm just chilling. Well, then what was that nasty little face? It's over, dude. We're cooked.

They already won. I don't think so, man. Because they're talking about the superintel. Oh, dude. They're like an anti-humanist. They're trying to become like transhuman. They're trying to ascend past being a human. The tech billionaires, the guy with the AI.

They do want to live forever. And that's kind of, they're saying like that might be on the table. Yeah. But also, who wants to be a. nerd forever. Not me. Just an eternal nerd. Eternal nerd.

I'm not trying to come at Zuckerberg. You give that guy two more thousand years. And they're still going to be like, who the fuck is this nerd? Finally, there's going to be a super bully. There has to be one chosen one in the next 2,000 years. There's going to punch all these guys in the belly. Statistically, it's coming. I might start my own a AI.

You've got to create the ultimate bully. You've got to create an error, dude, to stop these guys. I'll live forever. Fight them. You guys were actually gay. Ha ha. Remember when you got a bonner in third grade? I was there.

I did the research. I recreated it right here. You got to pour all of your worldly money into a bullying AI. So you guys are fucking losers. No matter how much money you have, you'll always be a fucking nerd. Give up. Evil never. They won't find the right combination of cool clothes and jiu-jitsu.

The cool clothes are fucking. cool crazy crazy bro like a box t-shirt and a chain you what the fuck are you doing my the best part is is like imagine imagine if i was a billionaire and i hired like all kinds of stylists and they just dressed you like a paul brother and you're like what the hell that's what i got i got a stylist they fucking gave me like 10 paul brother shirts and i was like you guys got to get out of here i'm not wearing any of these ever no because i wanted i wanted i was like i can't buy clothing yes there's something in me i cannot buy it I buy the same thing every time

I get gym shorts and t-shirts I need somebody to buy me one thing yeah so I forgot all about it and then these ladies came to my hotel room with like racks of clothing nice just try these on yeah I just had to do like a fashion show for three women

yeah it was the most embarrassing thing I could get into that if they like hiked my pants and checked how loose they were on me there was some of that which was very nice but now when they left I paid a little visit to the beat off fairy No it was such a disastrous day I was in L.A. for

I think the Super Bowl commercial last year and I brought my Xbox I had fucking Banner Lord fired up I get to L.A. I'm like finally some peace start playing Banner Lord there's a ring at the fucking my hotel phone rang and they're like we have some people to see you I was like

oh shit I forgot about this oh no and then I had to try on literally like fucking hairy styles outfits like fucking like bell bows like now can you do a backflip off the bed I look like a moron

I look like a moron hire your sisters and mom to be your stylist they are this is that's good this is yeah this is what they bought me in fifth grade and I'm still doing it yeah no brittany brittie got a stylist

and same thing I was like however get me some pants and it was like it was a battle I didn't get some dungeries out of it Yeah, you do learn about... I kept some dungeries. I've learned about a couple of nice, regular jeans.

Yeah. But do fat to be wearing cool clothes. No, they take it personally when you're like, dude, I hear you and that's nice, but like, and because you have to explain to like, that's kind of for pussies.

They're like, what are you talking about? That's, this is like what I've studied and you're going to look great. And you're like, yeah, but like,

and they kind of come at you like, oh, I guess you're just like not confident. Like, no one's going to tease you. I was like, first of all, yes, they will.

You wouldn't guess. guess how many people will tease me. It's a number you can't imagine. Millions. It's like, dude, Brittany's like, she'll get on my ass about all the time. She's like, just because your brother's called you gay

when you're in sixth grade, doesn't mean you have to dress a certain way forever. I was like, yes, it does. It does. That was good that they did that. That's a natural. Yeah. That's biological.

For sure. You should have that. Oh, yeah, dude. No, again, It's because then it gets weird. Because also, like, I've noticed high black fashion. First time in my life, I'm going, you guys are good with that. You guys can have that.

Oh, yeah. Black guys have found out about Jinko's now? It peaked in 2004. Black fashion did. G-unit was probably around then. I would say Fuba Jersey's G-unit tank top. Diplomats and G-unit. The best.

They had it. Then it was skinny jeans. Now it's just been. It was skinny jeans. Now they're just recycling old white guys shit. Yeah. yeah like now we're goths now we're vampires i know i know know it's come what's going on in the black high fashion world because i feel like you guys

have lost your way if i'm if i'm being honest as brothers and that we have you know yeah before shane race trans is race transes i'm gonna race trance i'm coming back jackton and jinkos i'm coming back as jaleo yeah holding a handbag i think the jordan's are too expensive you can't all man that fucking jingo shit's so expensive. I don't want to hear that. You're telling me black fashion has hit a thing where they're finding budgets. Good luck with that. Dude, that's not the case at all.

We're talking to NBA. We're talking to NBA pregame. We're talking to walkout. Yeah, man. Those outfits are fucking terrible. Sometimes they're suss. Sometimes they're suss. Suss is fucking. They were like vests with no undershirts. Or a purse. Like a bottle of a purse. With probably nothing in it.

It's gone too far. It does make you worse, though. At least put something in your purse. Did you see Camer's bag? When Cameron unpaid, Adrian Brunner, he had a bunch of cash. That's what we're missing on the podcast. We need a designer bag with $100,000 in it. All right, I'll get it. And we'll have a guest on every week.

And it's every week. Yeah, exactly. That'd be nice. And then every week. Yeah. Nick Bryant. Yeah. Yo, bro.

No, five minutes in every podcast, right? You got a roll dog. You got a roll dog. I'm going to pay for your time. We got to get Cam on here. That would be sick. He hits someone with the, I mean, the best paws I've ever. ever seen really i think the guy was talking about how to some it was an athlete and and unfortunately

the guy goes you know like my fucking head game's crazy and i don't know what he was trying to say camera just goes okay hold on big pause big pause he got lady on bell with some good ones he's like and i just went to kansas city and they just knew how to like use me and he was like hey i was gonna let let the last couple slide but paul wonderful i i really love the attention to detail of just like sussing out anything that could be perceived as gay and just stopping a serious interview him like well hey just so you know what you said sounds like you have a sex with guys but otherwise go on I got roguies with one that I just couldn't contain really I was doing the podcast with him and he was showing the highlight of Michael

Chandler kicking uh Tony Ferguson in the face he was like look at that just a ball of muscle just exploding in your face I couldn't even I was like pause It was like a gutteral pause Anzer Santino got one out of me I think it was last year I was on this podcast He was talking about the stretch lab And I'm like I heard of that place If you go to a place where all they do is they stretch you

Yeah And I was like so we're talking about He goes this guy has just been stretched to me to my limits And I was like bro I'm sorry That's the worst I'm over here But I was like yeah I was like dude I don't want to be disrespectful

But obviously Paul is that's crazy Because he had a couple that I was like I don't want to be rude And then it was like you know And he just stretches you to your limit And I was like, all right, dude, I got, I just stretched out by a dude. Just for the record, I just have to throw a quick pause in because this is kind of nuts. I thought he was doing it on purpose to get it like that, which maybe he was.

I don't know. But yeah, it was very funny just to be like stretching me to my limits. I was like, the health, the people that talk to you about their health, they'll hit you with 10 pauses and one. Yeah. It's like, it's that. Yeah, true. It's like, I've just been stretching in the morning. I get stretched out.

And then I've fucking, and I run until my body can't take it. And that's just like, it's so thirsty. I drink water. It goes right down my throat. Stop telling me about your gay fucking workouts. Guys, I will be in the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This weekend, 1024, 1025. I will then be an off-the-hook comedy club, Naples, Florida, 117, 118, comedy on state, Madison, Wisconsin, 1114, 1115, and then the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Syracuse, New York, 1219, 1220. Nice.

And stay tuned for a, I think I might go to the Stress Factory. too so sick yeah in new brunswick november 7th and 8th november 7th i'll be in san francisco november 8th i'll be in sacramento so please go to those who what about when you what are you boys and you guys got anything you want to come see the fellas here we go yeah get in front if uh i think the day this comes out i'll be in alana helium uh in alfreda uh at apm and optimum and optimum knock this one's the next one fuck first and third Tuesday of every month yeah that works nice thank you please come thank you alfreda oh well the mayor wants to look at me sorry hello it's meet out here everybody I'm gonna be in Iowa

October 24th I'm just facing you mean Iowa when this weekend October 24 of October 25th yeah oh it should be A hoot, please cover it. Excuse me a hoot. Go see Lamar in Iowa. That'll be fucking crazy. Panties in mouth. I'm all powerlifting right now.

I told you. I'm heavy weights now. I'm worried about you. Why? That's how you get really fucked up. No, no, no. It's like I go six rep max. So I don't go as heavy as possible, but I do.

You're not doing like dead lifts, are you? Oh, yeah. Heavy deadless? Not too. I did 205 yesterday. All right. That's not bad. Stop.

I'm keeping it there. I'm keeping it out of a six rep. Yeah. Whatever I can do six of, I leave it there. dude you feel so awesome after that I leave I was doing like circuit training and I like it

like going high cardio lifting fucking rules lifting's the best dude I mean I still was lifting but I was doing it like fast and like there's a lot of cardio now I'm doing like

lift something heavy chill text go on Twitter chill get hurt get hurt by Twitter I'll show them

with my next rep thanks fellas whoever sent me that yeah Twitter I can't even read it because it's like i'm in i just had i get tagged in so many like 97 person things like there's no direct you know i just read yeah i don't get a lot of insults on twitter yeah no i just get

propagandized heavily on twitter yeah do some research and it's always it's god damn twitter's fucking wild man it's really it's really negative space you go on that it's all negative it would be good i wish i could like fully get into that though and be like fuck yes i watched a video today of uh i don't remember the guy's name is republican explaining like the shutdown He goes, guys, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Here's what's going on. And just fully was like, it's all the Democrats' fault.

And I was in my kitchen laughing, being like, dude, I wish I could just be in here and be like, motherfuckers. Fucking Democrats. What the fuck? They gave you a fair bill and you guys responded with one trillion dollars and fucking illegal immigrants, you motherfuckers. I mean, how else are they going to get their votes, brother? Come on, man.

If what the guy was saying is true, it is damning, because he's like, we've tried everything. Because you know, they're about the run out of the snap benefits, bro. I heard about that. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good, dude. I've seen people putting out the fatwa's on Walmarts, and, dude, Walmart's about to be fucking lit.

Walmart's going to be a battle field. It's so funny to be on TikTok being like, I'm about to fuck Walmart up. It's like, don't go on TikTok and say that, you fucking dumbass. They have you on camera. I'm going to do what I have to do and fuck Walmart up. Lemise, you should get into a Walmart.

This rummage. Right now. Well, wait until everyone else is doing it. Yeah. And then get in there. I tried to do that when everyone was protesting. in the pandemic, but none of my friends wanted to go. You wanted to loot a little.

A little bit. Lute the mart? Dude, the mart is ripe for eluding right now. I hear a lot of people. On the ass Nate just shook his head. I don't like you thinking about lude. True. You're going to get pinch, Lamar. True. You have the vest still? You used to work there. You do a man on the inside.

True. You did loot before it was cool. When did you loot? You got a good looting in? You got should have looted. GameStop. What were you doing? Yeah. Well, he's... I don't know. You guys were allowed to loot. I was working at one. He's got company ties. Of course, but... Inside me. The second, everyone was like, nah, it's cool. You guys can loot for like a couple months. I would have hit the GameStop. I wasn't

allowed to loot. You could elude it. No, the honks weren't allowed. Y'all were looting with us a little bit. There were some honks. A little. Yeah, a little bit. A little is a fair. Thank you for saying a little. Real small amount. There was just as many. defending the targets in walmarts or that fucking fat lady in a wheelchair she deserves some respect dude for defending it yeah true she was trying to keep civilization together yeah she probably's at her fucking wits in what the fuck are we doing we're not you can't just take everything yeah when i was in philly my home target my home target got shut down for a while

it was a major inconvenience that thing got destroyed yeah one on uh i think like in bala kinwood got fucking level but yeah be careful this this uh this stir i've seen a lot of people promising that they're going in one lady said she made a deal with god where she wasn't going to loot anymore but she said if you guys do loot something i'd like to have you know if you loot me a thing i would greatly appreciate it while you're out looting just like a grocery list yeah it was actually kind of nice kind of nice yeah a lot of i said she had a grocery list well she was just kind of like there's some things yeah if you loot grab me a couple things she's she was pretty pretty modest request she's like pack of noodles and so case of water some butterfinger

fingers. Yeah. If there's extra in the cart, a snack and treat would be good. Yeah, it's looking fucking grim, man. I was telling you, I saw a lady. It was just compilation of like that everyone spazzing out of the benefits. And the lady just did one of the nicer, more constructive posts where she goes, guys, they had these survival packs at Walmart, which you can get like, I think it's 25 meals, 37 bucks, just add water. I think 20,000 calories. And you can just, if you get one of those, man. Yeah. That's a that's paid. MRA. They trick me. I think Tucker sells them. Somebody sells them. Patriot. Four Patriots. They trick me, dude. Every once in a while I go, yeah, I should probably stock up. The Patriot podcast, Alex

Jones. And then I don't buy groceries, so I would definitely just be going into my fucking Doomsday bunker and clearing it out. I was reading that Vietnam book. Doomsday would happen. We get down there, I'd be like, oh, is that the bunker? I ate everything. Fuck. Shit. Yeah, they were saying they used to make uh they would heat so they get like the rations in vietnam and they uh they had a little bit of instant coffee but they'd have to use c4 to light this little thing so you'd have to like get a tiny chunk of c4 light it to boil the water that's crazy it's fucking insane yeah just a little bit you got to get like downwind of it because i don't think the stuff was too good for you to breathe it in but yeah well yeah it's just hopefully things turn around man i mean this is i'm not i'm not

worried about the snap thing yeah i'm confident they'll get that fixed i think so there's no if they don't get that fix that's a problem but by thanksgiving any Christmas that'd be terrible they'll get it fixed yeah they will well yeah if you guys want some more information check out sean blazington's new video dude i watched i caught it first thing this morning it was got you gone yeah it was funny because he does a fucking the montage he puts together it's like dude come on man we don't need 30 minutes of these vines this is you're painting a very negative picture right now but then he goes on he goes guys my heart's with all the moms who are suffering and then like within 10 minutes he goes y'all mad daddy trump ain't giving you your

snacks now you acting like a rat he's just I think he's just kind of a troll but you got to give the people there's snacks snacks are a must yeah you got to do the snacks I didn't realize how many people were on the snack program I think a fair amount fucking ton of people are on the snack oh yeah a lot of people yeah so especially thanksgiving dude you need your snacks you need your snacks Thanksgiving and Christmas snackless Thanksgiving and Christmas because dude the one lady was like for Thanksgiving grab one of these ration kits and I was like oh that's tough Thanksgiving took me back to when I was in Philly one time there was his old he was his old white guy and he was like just

kind of a drunk and I was in this grocery store in West Philly it was kind of like a depressing market and uh and I remember he put a can of it was like close it was like I think it was like the day before Thanksgiving he put a can of spam on the thing and I was like fuck this guy's definitely being spam by himself on Thanksgiving and he like the lady was like hold on a second I got to do my register he just goes patience is my strong suit man I'll never forget it he's having a good time I was like what a great guy yeah yeah just about to hit the Hawaiian Thanksgiving they love spam in Hawaii bro they do I don't think I've ever really even I don't remember having it I've tasted it once is it just the inside of a hot dog

kind of yeah it's like if you made tofu out of like a pig's eyeballs yeah it's kind of what it reminds me of personally witches got a hold of some pigs that I have a newt yeah we did it we did uh anything else you want to talk about no dude that's it hopefully next week we'll we'll we'll be back I'll be from this illness i'll yeah dude thank you for that stinks man yeah sucks being sick especially talking when you're sick fucking blows i'll be all right man thank you got what do you got to do this weekend i can you recuperate i can recuperate that's good i'm off this weekend i got to go to philly on monday i kind of got a shitty week next week do you really i got to go to philly and then i got to go to LA next week

fuck yeah that's gonna be tough and then San Francisco and Sacramento ooh nice Sacktown yeah Sacktown sweet Sacktown is sweet Sackdown is sweet Sackdown's crazy

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