Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 584 - The Buzz Man (feat. Marcus King)
Episode Date: November 4, 2025Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Marcus & the Band Live @ https://www.marcuskingofficial.com/tour/ & listen to the new album 'Darling Blue' Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusk...er.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Optimum Noctis if you want @ https://www.creekandcave.com/events/optimumnoctis Hello0o0o0o0. We got the D.A.W.G. Marcus King with Matt this week for you. Marcus is the man you gotta go see him when he comes to your town. Also listen to his new album 'Darling Blue'. He's a beast. Please enjoy. God Bless. Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at https://www.ziprecruiter.com/mssp This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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The Wild Wild West.
Hey, welcome everybody, Marcus King. What's going on?
What's up? You're just telling me about the big, mighty band.
Yeah, we got the whole crew coming down.
For tomorrow? Yeah.
That's awesome. This should be out tomorrow, actually.
Yeah, it's the non-cost-effective group.
Yeah. Yeah. The wall of sound.
We've got the horns, BGVs, strings.
Thanks, you got to move every... So you just fly every single person down for a show? I never really thought about that.
Yeah, I think the strings and the BGVs are local.
Cool.
but my fiddle players coming down from Nashville
and my horns are flying in
That's awesome
It's gonna be fun
It's gotta feel powerful to know you have a bunch of like
What do they call Trump?
Not Trump
What is a horn player called?
Like a hornist or like
A horniest?
Yeah
What do they call it?
I guess a trumpeteer
We just call them horn players
Horn players there you go
My bad
Showing my fucking ass already
A saxophonist
My thing is knowing
If I knew I was like moving
Brass players through the sky
I would feel pretty powerful about
that you know what I mean yeah it's a nice feeling that's awesome all right well I thought it's
cool it is a nice feeling no that's awesome dude I'm fucking stoked for you see and you just
released the uh the album darling blue yeah the album's out it's nice on it man I was I was
blast into my house good thanks yeah it's awesome dude fucking rips I you you might be one of the
biggest ax men currently right now man who I mean who else can shred like you I'm sure there's
plenty true
That sure, there's a lot of, but, you know, I mean, I guess, yeah, there's a lot of quiet guys just kind of noodling in their room just like myself.
Dude, Billy, you, you and Billy are fucking, uh, Billy's really playing some, some wild stuff.
Yeah, Billy's been studying, like, almost like classical style.
Yeah, with his Scientologist teacher.
Yeah, Billy takes guitar lessons in, yeah, it's, he studies from a Scientologist who kind of like, just peppers in a little Scientology every now and again on him.
I mean, that's the way to do it.
But, like, Chickariah was a Scientologist.
Really?
And my keyboard player was, like, a big Chick-A-Ria fan.
When he went to go see him, you know, he said he hit him with a little...
Just a little dab.
Just a little dab of Scientology at the end there, you know.
I'm so scared of Scientology.
I'm so scared of Scientology.
Yeah, it freaks me out.
Yeah.
And I feel like the better you do in this industry, like, it's kind of looming.
Scientology?
It's around the corner.
Yeah, dude, it would be, I don't know.
The only thing I would like about it is just kind of making my wife do it with me.
Yeah.
It'd be kind of fun.
She's like,
no,
we're scientific.
She's like willing to go into church now,
and I could just completely dash her Christian dreams with New World Satanism.
So that would be pretty nice.
Dude.
Like,
what if instead of all this being nice stuff,
he just became as successful as possible and forgot all this shit?
I mean.
I should do that,
actually.
Make a read fucking science fiction from the 1950s.
Yeah.
This is what we're into now.
True.
Get both my daughter's clear.
Dude, yeah.
Dude, we're going clear.
Have you, do you know any people?
Have you ever been approached with the S or no?
No, I've been asked about some other weird shit.
Like what?
I've just been invited to like, like get-togethers, like out in the Redwoods.
Whoa.
I'm like, I'm cool.
What do you mean?
I could get like a naked.
You know, Kenny Loggins allegedly played live from the Redwoods.
Redwoods to a naked
crowd. To a naked crowd.
It could just be folklore, but that's what I've heard.
We call it Kenny Loggins
on the road, like me and my keyboard player,
like, you know, when you're on
the road, like, food is
always kind of sporadic what you're putting
in your body. And, like, if you're
drinking a lot, too, so, like, if we're having
like solid dumps, we call it, we call those
Kenny Loggins.
But if you're
not, then it's called the Messina.
So you're
the logins or Messina on any given day.
But, yeah, my, I, I can fly for one day and eat one meal.
If, as soon as I hit the road, instant diarrhea, it's every time.
Instant diarrhea.
My ass is a mess.
I have baby wipes in my school bag that I always forget about.
Yeah.
And I get home and I like go to, I always, I get the check from the comedy club.
I give it to my wife.
And every time I open up for the check, I go, fuck, I had baby wipes this whole time.
Right.
I could have used those.
But the tour bus must be crazy.
Just a bunch of bros.
bunch of bros it starts smelling about two days in
it's a weird combo of smells
and you can never really track it down to one person
so it's hard to go to somebody and be like hey man you know
your hygiene's a problem yeah
because there's 12 bunks so
it's like 12 combinations of odor
she's got to walk by each one and kind of
well it's just kind of the whole collective
have you ever confronted somebody for their hygiene on the bus
I have how does that go
I usually do it in a more of a passive way
I had a keyboard player one time
I just bought deodorant for
I was just like hey man I got you this
you just kind of
you know lightly approach it
yeah that's how yeah
you handled the keyboard player like a teenage
daughter kind of
yeah
I got you some deodorant
yeah
you're still beautiful but
you might want to try this
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So how's this run
Ben versus other runs
in terms of the tour.
Do you ever really get back to a city
and just realize, like,
maybe how much you've grown as a person
since the last time you've been to a place?
Man, yeah.
This tour has been especially like that.
We can really feel it in it.
And, like, this half of the year
has been mostly, like,
like, we were talking about, like,
our B markets,
like, tertiary markets,
to use an industry term.
Tertiary's nice.
I heard that one here.
Tertiary is B-minus?
I guess.
Tertiary is so nice.
Yeah, Marcus, we're going to put you on
we're going to be doing mostly tertiary markets so uh you know it's not going to be cost
effective for us do it this way but we can't and i just kind of give you the whole rigum
roll yeah but um it's interesting because we haven't really done it like this before we kind of already
had a tour planned and then we moved the record release up so the first leg of the album release
tour ended up being only tertiary markets which is kind of nice because it gives us like six to nine
months to build the rollout for like our a plus markets within the same you know window
of release yeah which is kind of cool that makes sense and you say build what do you mean by
build it up just more time to promote the shows yeah that that makes sense I think so like work on
the I guess you already have the album done because that's yeah it's kind of unfortunately in the
tertiary markets a lot a lot of figuring it out yeah it's a lot of like hey guys I'm gonna figure
this out in front of you. Sorry, I'm going to do a really
good show in Chicago, but
Tedis boys is getting the crap.
Chicago's going to be great, man.
But Madison, Indiana, you're
going to get fucked.
No horn players for you guys. We're filling some things
out. Yeah, it's like the no horn players, and a lot
of times what I recognize now is like,
you know, a lot of dudes
bring their wives and their wives are like, where's
Briley, which is my wife? Because she
sings with us sometimes, and
she doesn't come out all the time.
Got you.
But when she's not there, I've seen some real disappointed lady folks in the crowd.
No, that's true.
With trucker hats, just waiting for it.
Unhappy.
Have ever thought of just kind of like faking them out?
Yeah, just out.
Put it on the dress, dude.
Like, oh, she'll be right back, guys.
Hold on a second.
Yeah.
No, Brittany gets, my wife gets, she'll go to shows every now.
Now she'll get, like, recognized and it's kind of funny.
to like see that and see like people like
Brittany what's going on that's awesome yeah it's pretty cool
I don't know how she feels about it I think she loves it deep down
but she gets kind of like she's freaked out
four-time WNBA superstar
yeah the first three weeks of that were really like
she was shell shocked because she would just
she didn't realize neither of us really did how big
how like wide that went how far that went
she would just like go out to get coffee and it'd be like four people
like WMBA yeah dude she'd be like
that sports crowd is like a whole
other thing, man. I know. When you tap into that market, like, those fans are Buckwild. It's,
dude, it's the, I would argue it's like the biggest thing, honestly. It's like a religion.
Like, people feel really, like, you know, okay to, like, fight about that. Yeah. Or just kind
of like, I was just at a birthday party recently and it was, you know, there's nothing wrong
with it. The guy was just like, oh, she must be like an Eagles fan. And it's just so disappointing
when you're in a group of dudes somewhere and you go, yeah, I don't really care. I, like, I, yeah, I, I, like,
support them in spirit but I don't really care to watch it I don't know anything about it
and they just watch them go oh fuck man I don't know what we're going to talk about now
like sorry brother that's my whole life yeah no sports yeah like especially like bryly's friends
or like any of our small town friends like when like I'm sure you've been in a situation where
you got to meet other husbands and they're like yeah man well you know like hurricanes are
looking good this year yeah or like uh whatever the fuck else they're talking about
um and i'm like i don't really yeah i don't really watch sports man it's a bummer dude it's a bummer
but i try but that's almost worse when you try to engage and then they start hitting you
with facts that really go over your head yeah and then you got to say i'm just bullshit yeah
i'll try to get although too i feel like in those sports combos you can be like i'll fake
the fun too i'll be like yeah man i like we won the super bowl last year so you know how that is
and then they'll be like it'll be like what do you what do you think exactly what do you think about the
big man and I'm like damn I don't know who the fucking big man is they're all just show my
ass by like which who the big man is they're talking about the team I'm supposed to be a fan
of they're not even from the city I'm like they're the big man you speak of um donovan mcnab
perhaps I don't know yeah it's it's a bummer I've gotten more I've like just gotten more
up front with it my lack of sports knowledge and interest but it is like you know just
disappointing because they're like damn dude we could have like bonded over this but
I've tried, you know, my wife walked in one day and I was watching football and I was like actively trying to engage and watch it and she just laughed at me.
She laughed and she's like, what the hell are you doing? Are you watching football? I'm trying to. And I just really didn't enjoy it.
Yeah. If it's on like it's cool, but I have to be somewhere with someone else and it happens to be on if that makes sense.
Then I can watch it
but like to
I would feel insane
I think I've tried it too
myself like I'm gonna sit down
and watch the game
I'm gonna be a real guy
and then I sat down
and it's just like
oh dude
this is so fucking long dude
I wish I could do
something else right now
it's so fucking boring
we watched the World Series
the other night
and that was fun
our tour managers
from Toronto
so he had a lot
you know
on the line
and he was very excited
and uh
and crushed
yeah
we all really wanted to see him
uh
we wanted to see the Blue Jays
lose
just because we knew he was going to be insufferable if they won.
But man, when they lost, like, it was actually really sad for him.
Yeah.
And we all immediately felt bad.
That was a tough one for everybody because people were torn between patriotism and how much everyone hates L.A.
Yep.
So a lot of people I talked about, like, fuck the Dodgers.
I don't want the fucking Dodgers to win.
They were just root pretty much against their country.
Yeah.
It was an interesting one.
That's pretty true.
Everyone I know is kind of like, fuck the Dodgers.
I'd rather see Canada win.
Not on our bus.
Yeah.
We're rooting Team USA, baby.
Team USA, I can support that.
I was, again, just spineless like usual.
I was like, oh, yeah, I could see Canada winning.
And then, like, your Dodgers started winning.
I'm like, oh, that's good, too.
But that's good, too.
I never want to empower Canada.
That is true.
I do feel that way as well.
Me neither, man.
And I feel like being against the Dodgers, as a lot of these guys are,
I think it's kind of anti-Semitic to be against the Dodgers.
So I think you guys should really think about that.
Yeah.
I think your hatred of the Dodgers.
was really charged by your anti-Semite.
Stop Asian hate, man.
You've got to support the daughters.
Did you do that on purpose?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Saying anti-Semite, stop Asian hate is very funny.
Master.
I've been to basketball games.
I've been to football games and hockey games.
I like hockey a little bit.
But when I'm at the game, like, at a basketball game, I'm like, I'm going to get into this.
I'm a basketball guy.
now and then it just never sticks no as soon as well dude i like i think Nate you probably did
you check stats and shit yeah see that's where like yeah i'm going i like i can watch i know i have
friends that are like i thought the same thing i'm gonna start watching i'm gonna follow he's like
i just see him like googling stats from all the players i'm like bro what i feel i always feel like
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Yeah, you've got to, I really think you can watch SportsCenter.
I think if you were to like take 30 minutes a day to watch SportsCenter, you can get through,
I think it's the point of the show.
Yeah.
You could get through, you could chat enough where you'd be like, yo, you see that catch,
the Steelers?
See, I won't catch and like, it'll let them fill in the blanks and like not.
I only saw the clip of the catch.
Yeah.
Or just get really into sports gambling.
Oh, yeah, right.
That'll help you pay attention
It just get really deep into gambling
That was the one time I've ever been able to pay attention
When I tried to become a bookie in college
And I actually know even then I didn't watch the games
I did one game and I'm like I see the allure
This is great and then I was like all right
I'm going to check my voicemail later and seeing people
Yeah they took advantage of the fact I wasn't watching
Because they kept just being like double down
Double down double down and eventually I was like fuck
They would hit
I never got into gambling man
I've been pretty much addicted to everything else
but but gambling
but gambling
yeah that's a good one though
gambling is the one that really kind of can get you
and it's also like
I would say it's the lamest addiction
drugs it's like there is kind of like a fucking
it's kind of sick on some level
right it can kill you it's very dangerous
yeah sex
kind of sick as well
yeah gambling's just pathetic
when you're like I just thought these guys would win
now everything's ruined
my life's ruined
it's interesting
be addicted to something that takes like a little bit of skill and like knowledge and like a little
bit of planning true which I guess drug use takes a little planning as well yeah but I was always
addicted to things that allowed me to let go of everything and not feel anything well apparently
I and the more I've read about it gambling does do that for some people for me it's just I just have
anxiety the whole time until I either win and become euphoric or lose and feel like a loser yeah but
there's people with gambling who like it's more so just that time and
between like hands or like during the game where they get into a flow state where it's just like
it's not even that when i've heard about it it's like it's not even about winning or losing it's
about you're just kind of like you're fully on while you don't know what's going to happen they get
addicted to that feeling wow yeah it's kind of fucked up but still lame still a lame way to go out
it's pretty lame but i think i think the lamest would be uh i was uh i had a problem with laxatives
what yeah and then i realized like a doctor was tell a doctor was tell a doctor
told me that like it's a form of like bulimia yeah because I I did like when I was like
1920 like I used to throw up all my meals and stuff okay it was a it was a shitty time
but then like I started taking laxatives which is like a different form of it I guess yeah I would
say the better yeah I would say it's a better it's an improvement how'd you get busted with a lax
dude I shit my pants in Japan damn I just got like completely
completely hammered drunk and like one sneeze sent me over the edge and my drummer's birthday dinner
I was like you're drinking on the lax yeah I was drinking on the lax we'd got to Japan and like
you know we had this great big dinner and I was like just got completely hammered and like
you know I was speaking the little bit of Japanese I know and just being really loud
fuck and uh yeah well it's just really funny the thing you have a restaurant full of like
like old Japanese people being like, you know, they're probably shit-talking Americans.
Like, they're so unruly and like, oh, they're fine.
And then you stand up to give a speech and shake your pants.
Just hammered.
Yeah, it was me.
How did you, what'd you do?
How'd you like, because it's tough.
It's one thing if you shit your pants when you're sober, you're kind of tactical about it.
And you're drunk.
It's like, it's a tough.
You're on your back foot for sure.
I'll say like, I thought I could save it.
You know, I went.
I went to the bathroom.
And I was like, you know, the box of briefs are done for us.
So they went in the garbage.
And then I went back.
And I mean, we were having dinner at the hotel we were staying in, you know.
I could have called it a night.
But I went back to the dinner.
I sat down again and like started drinking more and raging more.
And then I shit my pants again.
No.
And then I was like, all right.
there's never more i can do you shoot your underwear the first time yeah then you finally
shat your pants oh my god dude and once that happens you just got it you got to call it and uh
my boy my boy kyle walked him back up to the room and i was just like you know when you're drunk
you know everything's a lot bigger and i was like i've always been one to kind of like get ahead of
the story so i was walking through the lobby like hey how's everybody doing i shit my pants i was just
but nobody spoke English
and I was just
yelling in people's faces
but it's probably good that I quit drinking
Yeah I would say
How long did you drink for?
Dude like my whole life man
I started drinking and smoking when I was like 11
Yeah
And you know it was just like
Part of the biz
For me
But I feel a lot better without it
I still encourage people to get drunk around me
Yeah true
Because drinking was always this thing to like
lower that like um you know missions yeah unless you lower theirs that's actually kind of nice
everybody else does it and then you're just kind of you know yeah you look at these drunk idiots
yeah it's kind of nice actually yeah that's uh that's kind of nice you tell everyone like yeah
because that's i guess if you don't drink i yeah i would worry people are like not drinking on my
account it's like yeah you want people to live their lives that's the worst yeah that's
i would do that i would if i know someone sober i like won't drink on purpose and i yeah
it's a kind of uncomfortable thing but i've
I knew someone before who did that
where I was all prepared
to have like a super sober weekend with them
and they just fucking got after it
and I was like oh shit
alright this isn't good
yeah
but turned out not to be
it's always a
it's a good feeling
when that tide really turns though
and you do lock in
and you start
and you start drinking
that's a fun feeling
when you just say fuck it
yeah
I do that with Burke Chrysher
one time
just got hammered
I just got hammered
like I fell off the wagon
after like a nine months
tent i fell off the wagon in san diego and then i went up um and i had the burt cast the next day
and i was i was hung over when i got to bert's house and it was the first time he and i had met
so this a couple years ago and when i walked in we just immediately just locked in you know
yeah he he was like starting a sober journey i was hung over i was like i'm hurting and then we
just we really got after it and if you if you watch that's so sick you knocked him off as well
We knocked each other off
And we were both waiting around in the deep end
And then the next day I had to speak at a sober nation event
Oh, how'd that feel?
It felt really bad
So that's so funny
So you're at least sober for the sober nation now
I was hungover
Oh
And I had to speak at this like panel
This discussion about sobriety and music
How did you handle that one?
I just had to be honest that, you know
Yeah, fucked up
First thing I said it was like
you know the thing about the wagon is you fall off the wagon you get back on you know which was
true and i i really i really had to finesse that because i i felt a little judgment um yeah i bet
my management was uh they were pretty terrified horrified they didn't really want me to do it
and uh i was like look no i got this because really that is the thing about sobriety that i think
scares a lot of people about it like i think one day of sobriety is just as good as 10 years because
you're just as close to fucking it up yeah true it doesn't really matter dude i've been i mean it's
you know obviously not the same i've been trying to get off of coffee and that was like
just fucking imposity because i can like take or leave drinking i whatever coffee was one like
it's so fucking hard caffeine in general it's so hard to get off of that yeah so like you're saying
the longer i go the more likely i'm to be like i'm gonna have a fucking cup of coffee do that
shit's not a big deal yeah better and uh and uh and
again it's not like drinking but it's just tough man i don't know like how people quit heroin i'm
like how it's impossible yeah i can hardly quit caffeine i'm like how you how do you quit heroin
that's one that i never got after but that's good i think i'd really like it yeah probably
be fucking sick yeah he's fucking awesome dude i got family members that got into the opiates and
they said it's pretty great yeah but they also said makes you a little constipated yes
and i said you got the cure for that can't do that you got the cure
I do have the cure.
I guess I could supplement that.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people, too.
A lot of opiate people got in.
Meth made a big, like, it rose in the East Coast pretty hard with following the heroin.
Yeah.
So a lot of people I knew who got into the opiates, the meth came around, like, late stage opiate addiction.
That was kind of interesting.
What's funny about meth is like, like my dad, he was, he's a boomer generation guy.
So, like, in the 80s, meth was more.
like casually used yeah you know and he would just like casually do meth now like when they
snorted it okay when you start smoking it that's the problem and like i actually have a friend in
georgia and her aunt patty she's the shit and uh she's like a massive kid rock fan she's so awesome
and uh she has like 15 instagram accounts and she just like because she forgets her password and she just
makes a new line and she signs everything
Aunt Patty or Patty poo
but she's like man I wake up in a morning
to do a line and clean the house
it's like recreational and it's sick
as long as you snorted it though
yeah I don't know I thought it
I thought it burned really badly when you snorted it
I mean
ketamine burns pretty bad when you snort it
what is? Ketamine
Okay
that burnt pretty bad
Maybe I'm just a giant pussy I'm over here talking about quitting caffeine
It's like yeah I hear you about sorority
I've quit caffeine for four days
I couldn't quit caffeine
It's hard
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Yeah.
So when did you like, because I started drinking pretty early and then, but like when did
it like, it never kind of got away from me.
When did it start to like where you're like, this is fully getting away from me?
It was like an everyday, all day thing or just kind of like when you did drink, it was a
disaster?
Yeah, I think, I think too, like it was in combination with like antidepressants and, um,
benzodiazepine.
Oh, boy.
So, like, in combination with those other drugs, and then I just enjoyed drinking.
So that's where I really started enjoying, like, cocaine because it just resets, it just brings you back, but it's fake.
Yeah.
And then you can do that, like, two or three times in an evening until you just can't anymore.
And then you're, like, pissing yourself drunk.
Yeah.
And then, like, six or seven in the morning comes.
around and somebody has to take care of you um and you know i did that for a while and i think the
thing that really well i mean my wife was really the thing that motivated me to um change it up but even
then like i thought that i could drink like a gentleman you know yeah so i tried to do that for like a
different glass and like yeah i was like i'm gonna have a nice glass of whiskey and then that would
always turn into like you know 18 beers um and i just you know i thought i'm happy now i can
drink but it just there's something deep in me something deeply rooted that just wants it to go
completely off the rails you get tore out the frame that makes sense so after yeah i see what
saying so you pretty much have a couple drinks and the this the train starts fucking rolling it's like
all right yeah once i break the seal man i'm ready to go for like two or three days yeah
it's kind of sick though yeah i mean it was fun yeah that's the other thing too is like i had a good
time yeah it was fun i had a lot of good times i had a lot of bad times but like those few bad times
were bad enough to uh you know outweigh the good times i guess yeah well also too i feel
like there's a thing with aging where it's like it is fun and then the older you get you're like
dude like i have to either fully pursue this and become like an old drinker or just like
stop basically
or like really lighten it down
like I really
I don't even like
like drinking that much anymore
like it's it's like obviously I do like
if you give me three drinks I'm like I love this
yeah put me out in the sunlight on the beach
I'm like this is amazing but like just like
as a daily or even like a semi-frequent
thing it's just like dude after you stop for a while
and you start again you really feel
shitty even after only like three or four drinks
the next day I'm just like ugh yeah
feel terrible and like three or four drinks
and knowing I'm going to feel bad like that's just
exactly it's kind of the worst you might as well not do it or it might as well just
really do it dial in yeah yeah getting not on and off it it would be nice to hire like a team
of people who would really manage getting off and on the wagon to stay with you at every moment
like pull you down yeah as soon as you grab coke they're like smack it out of your hand yeah
or they test it yeah yeah test it for you calling hookers they like man he's drunk right now
he can't just hang up thank you team thank you like tag your phone from you
me.
But then at that point it wouldn't even be fun.
I know.
Because it is like, like you said about the gambling.
It's like the danger element of it.
Yeah.
It's like, this guy's got a bag of heat.
It might kill me.
Or it might be a good night.
Might have baby laxative in it, which...
Yeah, that's a big thing in Coke.
A lot of laxative and coke.
A lot of laxative and coke.
It's not how you got into the lax maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You were chasing the dragon lax with the goat.
The lax dragon.
The lax dragon.
The lax dragon.
dragon
it always made me laugh
the coke
the baby laxative
and coke
was always so funny
because I knew guys
who shipped themselves
at work from coke
they'd be like
ah the shit
of fucking baby laxative
and they would go
buy more coke that day
and I'm like
grow
slow it down
yeah
I mean that's
that's when it
really got off the rails
for me
I had a guy
in Nashville
that sold vintage clothing
and sold cocaine
it's hilarious
it was like two
of my favorite things
yeah true
and you know
he was looking me up
with like
really pure stuff
and that's
when it got to where I was like I would keep a little corner of a bag to get me going the next day
if I had meetings or writing sessions and stuff and that was no good um couldn't even use that
like a gentleman no I couldn't I've talked to people who try to claim Coke gentlemen and I've yet to
see it I've seen it you've seen Coke gentlemen and I always thought that I could do it like they have
like the nice like like silver platters with like lines and they're drinking wine and listening to like
records and shit and
I was always really into
that idea. Yeah. It looks very
charming. Yeah, it does.
It would always turn into like
three, four guys in a bathroom
huddle around a toilet.
You see the fucking Chargers game?
Yeah, talking about sports, snort and coke.
Yeah, I've heard people try to say that. Like, well, actually
in, like, Columbia, they don't even use coffee.
They just do, like, a little bit of Coke every morning.
It's just like, how's that going?
Well, they chew on it? Yeah, the leaves, yeah.
but it's kind of like in this business especially like in the arts community like you recognize like wealthy people there's like like super lowbrow folks like do drugs and smoke cigarettes and then middle class like kind of boycotts that whole lifestyle and then the upper ash they do it too oh yeah you know people were that was what i was really surprised by it was like the amount of people doing casual coke and people smoking sigs
I still rip SIGs, but...
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the caffeine SIG combo is the...
It's the best.
Yeah, kind of, you can really get by on that, honestly.
That's what...
That's me right now.
Yeah, I was a big nicotine caffeine guy
before I gave both up four days ago.
But I fell to those little things.
Not the pouches, the like little...
They're like a tablet that dissolve.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I would do them, but I have such a sensitive system.
I would have like a coffee and then I...
Sometimes those nicotine tablets would turn on me
and it's just like the head rush from too much nicotine.
too fast is like yeah I am again I'm just being a giant pussy right now but those those
zim patches give me hiccups do yeah oh yeah no they I almost threw up in front of my family
I was walking I was at the airport I was with Sean and I was just trying to be a bad just started
doing the little nicotine tabs and I'll be honest I felt so fucking cool like when I was doing like
you know like when your kid you're like sigs are fucking cool I had the nicotine patch I just
something about keeping something your bottom lip just strikes me as so macho yeah
And I was so happy to be like, dude, this is sick.
I'm with my kids.
I'm with Sean.
So I'm walking through the airport with my thing sticking out of my lip.
And then we got to baggage claim and I was like, and I almost fucking vomit.
I didn't take it out and threw it on the ground.
I was like, Sean, I'm about to throw the fuck out, dude.
That's tight.
Yeah, I'm a giant bitch.
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But yeah, there is something to it though, man, of like, because I do have that just desire
to constantly, like miniscually alter my consciousness. I always want to do something. And I have
noticed it when I without like caffeine now I'm kind of like I should have one drink before
bed like there's always some kind of shit that I want to do like just even a little bit the
mushroom microdosis so I've been trying to just like oh yeah which I'm not against him at all
but there is something in my head where I'm like I should get a little bit fucked up today
now me and my dad talk about it all the time because my dad's like that yeah and like he just
he really especially like going before playing a show he's like I don't know what to do because
I need something to alter my state of mind before I go and do this.
I just want to feel good because especially he's got like arthritis and like he's like
just, he's 72 so he's tired.
He's like he's aging and he doesn't like it and he wants to feel something.
Yeah.
So he's like, yeah, you know, I'll have like, maybe I could do like one drink.
I'm like, it's probably not a good idea.
He's like, this guy wanted to give me a Jaeger bomb.
You think that would be good?
And I was like, no.
I try to get him to do that.
Who is this guy, by the way?
Yeah.
Who's this guy being like, hey, 70-year-old?
Here's a Yeager bomb.
I know, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, people have, like, no inhibitions when they're, like, getting fucked up.
They want to drag somebody else down.
17-year-old man, that's a low-hanging fruit.
Hit him with the bomb.
I'm going to bring this guy down with me.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, my dad quit drinking when I was probably, like, fourth or fifth grade.
And I remember, but he, dude, he would drink, like,
60 ounces of coffee a day.
Not exaggerating.
He would drink two 24s
and then a 16.
And I remember asking him like, dude, like,
what's up with it?
Because I would like go to work with him
and try to even drink one 24 ounce cup
and I, you know, I'd be fucking spinning out.
And I'm like, why do you drink so much coffee?
And he was like, dude, I quit drinking.
You got to abuse something, man.
He's like, he's held it down like that.
Now he's like slow.
He had some atrial fibrillation so he chilled.
He doesn't do as much coffee,
but now it's just like four cigars a day.
He's got to get, he's addicted to the buzz.
I might be, I'm a bit of a buzz man myself.
I just need, I just want the buzz.
I don't want to get super fucked up, but I do need the buzz.
Bit of a buzz man myself.
A bit of a buzz Aldrin.
Was it, I can't remember if it was you or your brother that said, uh, one of my favorite
quotes of all time, I think was from your dad was like, I need you from the neck down today.
That's my dad hit me with that.
That's so tight.
Such a dickhead.
That's a great line, though.
Yeah.
I was working, I was working demolition with him and I was like trying to give up.
Because like, eventually I went to college and became a man.
I was still doing demolition with him.
yeah i was like what if we did this and yeah you hit me with i just need you from the neck down
today but i don't need any thoughts from you i need you to move those rocks from a to b that's so
good that's too good yeah he fucking killed me yeah that was i really loved working with him though
because i was so bad at that kind of like i was demolition was okay because it doesn't take as much like
it's not carpentry where i got to like no line stuff up but there is just something really fun
because I would always be, like, I talked about it, my first special.
I'd be just, like, so stoned at work with my dad,
and we'd be, like, in, like, a trench down in, like, the ground.
It was, like, in, like, the dirt.
And I would just, like, be high, like, damn, this is so sick.
Me and my dad are five feet on the ground right now.
It's fucking so tight.
That's awesome.
It was tight.
He, every chance he got, he'd be like, bro, you got to figure yourself.
This is not, this kind of work is not for you.
And I'm like, right on, right on.
Right on.
He could tell I was kind of a space cadet.
Yeah, I'm trying to get my dad on, like,
Like my, my pre-show buzz is like, I'll smoke a joint.
I call it a Carolina Speedball.
That's not bad.
Smoke a joint and drink like two Red Bulls, sugar-free Red Bulls.
And then because, like, my anxiety, my stage fright, all that is like, you're tired.
You should go to bed.
Really?
That's what my anxiety does to me.
Like, right before I have to do something important, it's like, no, you're actually really tired because it's like a defense mechanism.
It's a fight or flight kind of thing.
So I supplement that with, like, Red Bull.
And it's not the best, but again, to your point, you know, I've got to abuse something.
Yeah.
Well, dude, here's my thing.
I've tried.
I had big dreams of being like a cup of coffee, hit the stage kind of guy.
Panic attack.
You had a panic attack.
Oh, big time.
I've had a 50 on stage.
But this was a big one where I was like, oh, my guy, I was telling me that, me and Nate were,
this is kind of cracking me up, but slightly unrelated.
But last week we were in Tulsa.
And one of our friends out there gave us some really.
nice weed that he grew it was fucking phenomenal so we did the shows because i know enough because if i if i get
high before i do stand up is there's just like so many words involved it's like a nightmare for me to
get stoned but we did the we did the shows and we're going to do the meet and greet after the show
so after the second show we smoked this guy left his baseball bat of a joint we smoked half of it
and we'd started doing the meet and greet and i almost i was so high that i almost pulled the plug
on the meet and greet which would have been a total disaster yeah to get like seven people
people in to have like 30 people left and be like
guys I'm sorry I'm too fucking high
I gotta get out of it or just like make up some bullshit
dude there's pictures I have a picture
of my phone it's it's my eyes are
crazy just like
but yeah that was uh I was talking
to my friend Delcallo he's like you should have stopped
every single person shook their hand and like sorry I'm canceling the
meeting greet I'm too high
oh John Delcala
yeah he's fucking hilarious he's so funny
he's actually here he's here right now
but yeah that was
yeah for me I used to when I
asked you earlier about the um go to different cities and you're like wow years have passed and i just
feel like a different person i had that in buffalo the first one of the first headlining things i did was
in buffalo just an absolute nervous wreck of being like i shouldn't be here this is fucked up i'm gonna
fuck this up i'm gonna run it was just nonstop and then i got there this year and i just felt
great and i was like damn i was fucked up i didn't realize how fucked that was like three years ago
it's pretty cool it's fun when you go to a new city and you know you can feel that growth yeah
Yeah, but I was too high on stage the other night, actually.
You got two stoned?
In Little Rock.
No.
Yeah.
And it was Halloween, so I was dressed like an asshole.
And I was too high.
And I saw a video on myself, and I was just looking at my eyes.
And like, but on stage, what was happening was like, I get so high that I have like this like outer body, you know, like, you know, like, you know, I can kind of see what's happening.
And then I'll come back to it.
I'm like, I'm singing right now.
That's wild.
I'm singing.
I'm yelling at these people.
Dang.
Through a microphone, it's crazy.
So is that a good, do you feel good when you go out of body like that?
No.
Okay, I was going to say, it's not.
I've done that during stand-up, and I'm like, I'm glad you enjoy that because I don't
like that at all.
I completely leave my body and I'm speaking in my brain.
I can hear other words in my brain.
It's not good.
No, that's why I can't smoke weed to do stand-up.
I can maybe a little bit, but if it's like a, like a show where I've sold tickets or anything, it's like, I, because I would, like, when people would happen to me, it's like I would, I used to be, I wanted to be one of those guys, too, like, get blazed and go do stand-up and, like, people would laugh. And while people were laughing, I would just, like, almost forget what I was doing. I'd be like, all right, I have to keep talking now. This is weird. I'm eliciting this, like, primal response from them. It's just not. It's not good.
I was thinking about it last night, like, actually playing a show.
Like, because, you know, when I'm playing, I work really hard to try to be as present as possible
and try to be in the moment as I can.
But sometimes you just can't help but, like, have outside thoughts that come in.
Yeah.
It's like transcendental meditation.
You've got to just try to find your happy place again.
But one of my thoughts last night was, like, how willing I am to believe that somebody would buy a ticket just to come and stand in the front row and laugh at me.
You know?
so that was a that was that was a brainwark you had a brainworm had brainworm oh that's brutal rfk man
it slipped in there and it was like these guys are laughing at you right now what i don't know why i came
into my brain but it got in there and i was like i just battled that i was like no there's no way
they're laughing at me that would be i would never even think it for a second yeah it's really
weird no i get it though dude well i mean with music at least with music it's like
People can talk while you're playing.
You're not, like, expecting them staring ahead silently.
Oh, yeah.
Stand up.
If I see someone even whisper to their friend, I'm like, they hate me.
It's all over.
And it's like, I'm watching it go down.
Or I'll see people's faces and I'm like, because if someone, if you're playing music
and someone's just staring normal, are you like, what the fuck?
Why is that person not smiling or anything?
You just play.
I mean, we played a festival the other day.
It was like the worst crowd of the whole tour.
Really?
we were on like right before riley green
and riley green has a pretty specific fan base
and everybody in like the you know the VIP pit
it's the worst when they have like the VIP pit
and then the GAs in the back
because like all my people are about there
yeah yeah because they're like we're spending $30 for a ticket
you know like we're not headlining so I get it
all my people are back there so I'm trying to keep that in mind
but everybody up here just doesn't give a shit
so hard that it's it's it's
you know offensive yeah that sucks people are like leaning on the rail like texting or like
scrolling on instagram and like i'm just watching these people just like yawning and just like
sitting down and like talking to each other like full volume to talk over what i'm doing
but uh oh piss me off but the asl lady was like super into it at that festival and that kept me
going oh you had a sign language lady there yeah she was rocking what she was doing she was doing
in your lyrics?
Yeah.
That's kind of nice.
I never thought about that.
It's always fun to watch.
But we did like a last minute set list change.
And I wanted to go ask her like what she did for that.
Because we added a song to the set that we didn't like brief her about.
She was able to just kind of let it fly.
Like on the flies, like what is she saying?
Like is she saying it like after I say it, she says it?
Because obviously she can't do it at the same time.
Yeah, true.
Because I didn't tell her this song.
So like, is she kind of like bullshitting the folks in the crowd?
She's like, he's saying this right now, but I actually said it on the last verse.
Dude, I can't get over the thought of just a guy going to one of your shows
and then the middle is being like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah. And laughing. That'd be crazy.
Yeah, laughing.
That'd be crazy.
It is crazy.
That's all I want.
I would love that's, it's what you're worst nightmare.
I'm going like, dude, that's my best case scenario.
This guy's a fucking dumbass and just laughing at it.
So I'm like, perfect.
Yeah.
That's funny.
I would say I've like
I talk to people who do music
and they're like I don't know stand-ups harder
and I don't know
I've played music before live
and it's like
getting the instant feedback with stand-up
helps big time
but like that was my big thing
you've done a song
and you're like
I don't know if they all
like I don't know if people like this or not
that like kind of fucked me up
we try to
we try to do our set
like where there's not any dead space
yeah
there's no moment for a lull
yeah
because that's the part
where you start to
feel any kind of hesitation yeah like how do you battle through that again with stand-up it's like
you get laughs or you don't so you're very clear you're like i'm doing great i'm doing bad whatever
but yeah with music it was just kind of people just like staring at you talking and
listening and then afterwards you get like you're smattering of applause but it's interesting because
you you come around to like when you have a when you have a house full of people who all came
to see you that's when you get like the real like reciprocation and you can tell you
you're doing something right but you do have to go through like a number of like stinkers you know
yeah and when you have like two or three of those in a row which is which was kind of the case
this last week was like two or three in a row where the crowd was just like not great yeah and like
it's nothing to do with them like sometimes it could just be like it's a Thursday night everybody
worked all day um the show goes to like 11 o'clock people are tired
You know, whatever it is, you can get in your head about it.
But then you finally get to a show where everybody's locked in.
It's a weekend.
Everybody's happy to be there.
And they really give you that reciprocation.
That's what we're hunting.
Yeah, true.
That makes sense.
That was, I remember I had a, with acting, I was always like, well, with acting,
like, you just can't tell if you do good or not.
Like, stand up, people laugh.
Acting, you just do it, and that's just it.
And I had that in my head where it was kind of like just me coping.
Like, you just never know.
Then I was on a set and everyone, someone finished their seat.
seen the whole set burst out in applause and I was like fuck god damn it yeah there is a metric
for acting I've just never gotten it before oh man that's a tough realization acting's weird because
it's like you're just like you do your best and they go all right that's good move on and you're
like what the fuck is it good or not they're like yeah we'll figure it out you're like fuck it's
kind of like that in the studio when you're recording really yeah oh yeah I guess you do have someone
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We do the Chappelle show.
back to the show have you uh i guess you sit in like audition tapes i did one before that's a pretty
terrible feeling oh it's pretty horrible i sent one in i sent one in for uh this netflix thing
did you yeah i sent one in guess what i sent one in i just my one connection in in the life i happen
to know the producer of this show no callback
I thought I was going to finally get the Nepo baby out.
I was like, dude, I know the producer.
Slight little family, you know, a little family action.
I was like, here we go.
I was, I would have taken in a fucking heartbeat.
I don't care.
But yeah, no callback.
Damn.
NCB.
And then I met, I was on a plane with somebody who was working.
I saw they had like a bag with they're on that show.
I should have just pressed her.
I mean like, yeah, what the fuck?
What's going on?
What the fucks?
Do you know who my cousins?
uncle is.
We're about to get kicked off this flight.
You've made to do who my cousin's uncle is?
Who I've met once?
I did. I actually got a callback, but I was out of the country.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Good for you.
But.
Well, you're doing some acting?
I thought about it, man.
They called me because they wanted me to do this part.
And like, oh, dude, yeah, you had a, you were, you were, you were.
I kind of had a little, but it was a small part.
Still, yeah.
Mine was minuscule.
Yeah.
No call
NCB
Sending the tape
Bro, it feels
Although I've gotten better with that
Like the
I've gotten out of my head
About a lot of that shit
Where it's like
Just do it man
Who cares
Yeah
Just show your fucking ass
I just
Like have you ever seen like
People's like
Audition tapes
When they like get out there
They're like
Here's an audition tape
It's like
They're always so embarrassing
It's totally embarrassing
So I'm really worried about that
One day
There's one of me now
Flowing around
It's fucking stinks
And I just
Yeah
But again, I've just learned to just be like, whatever.
I don't, I'm just going to let it kind of rip.
Right.
Yeah, you know, I really, I don't worry too much about humiliation that much as much as I used to.
I know, man, and I don't either.
I try not to.
I think honestly, like, like, microdosing helped a lot with that.
Yeah.
It helped with my panic attacks.
Like, even now when I get too high, I'm like, just enjoy it because it's going to be over.
Just let this be an experience.
True.
I just look at my drummer, like.
that is the kid
If you're too high
You do have to tell a person
You gotta tell somebody
If you don't tell anyone
It gets worse and worse and worse
I fucked myself recently on inedible
And I like
I held it in for the longest time
That I eventually just told one person
Instantly I feel so much better
Oh dude
I quoted you on Halloween
Actually I got on the mic
I was like
We're through the worst of it now
I really did
Thought I had acid figured out
I'm like guys
I thought I was good
It was three hours in
it's 12 hours long.
We're through the worst of it now.
And I said that to the audience.
And they're like, what?
What are you talking about?
And I almost broke that fourth wall and told him, like, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I'm way too high to do this.
But you can't say that.
I feel like they would like it.
They would enjoy it?
I think so.
I'll tell them next time.
As long as you're not at the sober nation, dude.
But guys, I've got to be honest, I'm way too fucking high for this.
Yeah.
Sober nation, they wouldn't appreciate it.
Yeah, that, uh, yeah, we.
for me is a
it's an interesting one
I that was when I started early
I at 19 years old
I was like this is the answer
to literally all my problems
and then I started just bugging me out
at like my mid 20s late 20s
every there's like a guaranteed panic attack
and now now it's the same thing
like if I start bugged out so many times
that I just look at my like watch
and I'm like all right well I'm gonna bug out now
for an hour and then you know it'll be over
and then that's it yeah
so sometimes I do wonder I go why do I even do
but I feel like I need a little bit of THC in my brain
I think it fully leaves my system I can feel it and I feel like weird
it's interesting feel like serious yeah when I swear to God when the THC
when it all goes I get real fucking like I'm gonna go to fucking confession
and fucking go to confession yeah I get like really serious I'm gonna start
practicing the circums wow or just whatever other stuff too
that's sick yeah become like a 1950s father
Oh, wow, dude.
You know what I mean?
I just feel like, I don't know, it's a weird feeling.
Start tugging your shirt in?
I want to tuck my shirt in so bad, dude.
I'm too fucking coward, too chicken shit.
I like the feeling I'm having my shirt tucked in.
Man.
Like, I genuinely really enjoy it, and I'm just too much of a coward to pull the shirt you around all the time.
When I started wearing my pants high and tight, you know, and my true waistline,
tugging my shirt in, I felt like a real man.
Yeah, you feel amazing.
Ready to talk about sports.
Fuck.
I'm gonna talk
I'll get a good day
where I'll be tucked in
and then I'll just
I'll just doubt myself
I want to talk
but that's kind of where I'm at right now
it's a nice talk
yeah
what do you guys think
man dude
well dude
this is your second time here
dude you're a fucking
yeah
you're one of the best guests
I think we've ever gotten
thank you
I'm telling you next time it's in the car
it's third time around
we'll get the big Shane
you'll be in the beautiful
If we're going to get the big dog here next time, it'll have it.
Big dog, it would be nice.
That's what, hey, my theory of podcasts is more than merrier.
Whenever we, Shane's like, we have a guess, I'm like, yes, easy.
Now we have three brains.
You guys, you guys make it easy.
It's just a, it's a fun, it's a fun way to do it.
Yeah, it is.
I did notice that.
When I did my little, like, press thing, a lot of podcasts, do you have a lot of formulas.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we don't have any, so.
Oh, we have a formula here.
If we run out of material or stuff to talk about, we turn on Sean LaMarinate.
we start to attack them very personally and uh and if that and if that fails then we just make
basically Nate Lamare do stuff from their podcast on the year like do that thing you do
on your podcast so we like then we do that so that's our formula talk as much as we can turn on
them so what's next man what's the what do you got going forward you got the album out
man the album fucking rules i'm dead serious i was blessed that thing it's awesome thanks man so
we got the b sides coming out which uh there's a song on the record called no room for blue
so we're calling like the uh the b sides release like the deluxe edition we're calling it no room
for blue there's all the songs we didn't have room for oh that's cool yeah and there's a bunch
of tunes on there that we were excited about but that's kind of the deal with like making a record
It's like, you work really, really hard, and then the labels, like, not yet, you know, go back in, do some more.
We don't really hear anything yet.
And then all the stuff that you really like, you get an opportunity to release it on, like, the B-Sides.
So that's what's happening on Black Friday.
It'll be out for Record Store Day.
And you can get that in our physical copy, but we'll be releasing it digitally in April on Record Store Day in April.
I don't know if I was supposed to say that.
We can't always believe it if you can.
Yeah, it's all good, though.
I don't care.
Yeah, but tonight we're rehearsing for Austin City Limits.
So we're doing Austin City Limits tomorrow,
taping that at the Moody Theater.
That'd be a good opportunity for us to play all these songs live with the strings
and the horns and the background vocals.
and finish up this run, man.
I'm going out to L.A., doing a residency out there
with Chris Dave and Corey Henry at the Blue Note.
Then off for the holidays.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
How's the residency work?
You just get the chill there for, like, how long?
I think we're doing four nights, two shows a night.
Sick.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
It would be fun.
It's kind of post up in L.A.
It's a good opportunity to,
to get together with folks
you don't get to see that often.
Yeah, yeah.
You know? That's cool.
And it's also, it's a different thing.
It's like a different,
we play like Jazz Fusion.
So we just kind of let everything go.
That's cool.
Everything hang out.
It's kind of fuck around.
Yeah.
Nice, man.
Well, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Well, dude, Marcus, thank you for coming, man.
Thanks for having me, bro.
You bought me another week.
Now I can survive for one more week and figure it out.
Anytime, brother.
Dude, thank you, man.
Thank you.
Later.
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