Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

Episode Date: June 6, 2026

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The Wild Wild West. Luke, we're live, Belmar rules. Yeah, Luke, you're sexy as hell. Yeah,

he looks good. You're back on the Belmar train. I am. Yeah. He was, I think, I don't know. He went away.

Yeah. I haven't seen him. I know. I wonder what happened to him. He's back. He's got shaved head. Just went to study. wearing a scarf,

doing a fucking business. Yeah. He learned with the monks. Yeah. He learned business with the monks. I think he did. Yeah. He and Wembe.

Yeah. Went to China together. Buy. sell. pie. Yeah. He's like, you stick to basketball. I'm going to be the business.

I'm business. The monks will teach me the ancient wisdom. Yeah. This is how it talks. He's like, AI. He's going to take all of your jobs. All of your jobs. And there's just people in a fucking convention center like, this is good stuff.

This is good. I need this. Yeah. Anyway, hello. the podcast. Matthew's not here. We tried to do yesterday, but I couldn't get out of bed after going to the NBA finals. I was a little tired. But kind of fucked it up for everybody because now Matt's gone and now LaMere is filling in. Lamar just, he's fired up. He just walked into the kitchen and was like, have you heard about the Lego thing? Oh yeah. Wait, you mentioned this to me too. And then he turned

off. I was watching a nice hummingbird documentary. And he just turned it off, put on a Lego fucking YouTube video and then walked back outside. I was making, I was grilling sausages. I had to go check on my sausages. What's, okay. What are you so happy about? Yeah. I'm having a good time. The fucking dopers are in a good mood today. That's great. Guard dog's energy is, I've never seen him this happy. I feel good. What's going on? Why are you so happy? Just Zendini today. I I don't know why. It's been a while. It has been a while.

Yeah, I haven't seen this side of you in forever. Yeah, well, I haven't seen you guys in a while. I miss the old. I miss the old guard dog. This new grumpy guard dog. Yeah, well. But now he's in a good mood. Sometimes I do too.

Yeah. What do you think is going to happen tonight when you're riding high right now? I've seen how this usually goes. Yeah, I'll probably have a couple of whiskeys and get mad about something. Yeah. I won't let it ruin it. Who do you think you're going to get mad at? What do you think is going to?

Whoever's around. Someone's going to get the business. There's a good chance. You're going to go, you're a chud. I have noticed Cardini's got better at like, right before the mean kicks in, leaving. He's been sensing it. I've seen his lady. His lady's usually the one going dragging him out.

I see it. It's so funny. Like, we were at the mothership the other night and I watched his, his girl goes first. He's always behind her like, I have to leave. Yeah, someone's about to get punished. He can say, just a fist on the table. We should go. It's under the table.

So, Mizi, Philson on the Legos. All right. There's this company called Bricks and Mini Figs, and they are a Lego reseller. So they buy Legos for people and they resell them. And there's this guy, him and his dad, had a big collection. collection of Legos and they had like a building, a store.

And then the dad got sick. So to cover the cost, they like had a deal with bricks and mini figs that made sure that they were retained owning the Legos, but bricks and mini figs would sell them. And they just like take a portion of the sell, you know? So then the dad gets better. And they're like, all right, we want our bricks back. And then the company's like, we actually don't have them.

But they do have them. They're still on the shelves. They're like advertising them on their Instagram and stuff. and they're just lying and lying. So that guy calls a YouTube guy, and then the YouTube guy does a whole investigation, and that's when it gets nuts. So it gets nuts.

This YouTube guy, he's just like trying to investigate. He's like, give back the bricks. And the guy's like, no. He's like, all right. And then he goes through all the legal loophole. He like makes a company that, he makes a company so that, the legal company will sue him.

So the company is like pretty much an exact copy of the company, but he's just trying to infringe on him so that they sue him and they won't do it. And then he makes a lottery, but he goes through all the loops holders to make like a legal lottery. And then he sells the mini figs because he owns the figures. He owns the figures. So he sells the figures through the lottery. And the company doesn't give the figures away.

So they're criminally in trouble now. But every time he goes to the. The cops, the cops are like, you gotta leave. You're the one causing the problem. He's like, legally, they're stealing from me. And you guys aren't doing anything about it. And then it just, that happens for like a couple months. And then he like tries to give up and he starts to go fund me for the guy.

And then he gets arrested for doing to go fund me in Utah because they like, you're still like harassing these people and he's not doing anything. And it turns out everybody's Mormon. The Mormon thing is the crazy thing. It's like a Mormon, like, all the cops are Mormon. All the owners of the company are Mormon. So there's like, this is deeper than Legos. Yeah, it's deeper than Legos, bro.

And there's YouTube guys figuring it all out like in real time. Like this is like three months old. What kind of mystery is that? It's in Utah. They're all Mormon. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Yeah.

They're all Mormon. Yeah. I don't think, I think the, it's about the Mormon mafia that is more or less taking over Legos. They're taking over Legos? Taking over Lego reselling. The Mormon Mafia is taking over Legos. Because a lot of other people have tried to get their Legos back and it doesn't work with bricks and mini-fix.

Yo, my, yeah. So that's, okay, so that's a Mormon Mafia. I know. He's just high in his room. The Mormon Mafia. The Mormon Mafia is taking over Legos. Yeah, my God. I got to go inside and tell Shagie. Because, do you hear about the Lego thing?

Yeah, I thought this. I thought it was truly like the Lego. This is it. That's the whole story. Dude, it's crazy. What's crazy? You gotta watch the videos, man. He's getting arrested for nothing. Like, it's crazy. He's doing everything legally right. And then the cops are like,

hey, man, you're fucking with our guy, so you're wrong. He brings in a lot of Lego money for the... Well, he works. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think Bricks and Mini Fakes gives the cops some kickbacks. You think the Lego resellers are

hanging off the cops? Yeah. Almost definitely from this video, dude. Based on this video. Yeah, but why, why would they pay off the cops? Because they don't want people to get their Legos back. They want to keep the profit. I don't know, man. I don't know. It's crazy. It's like Pokemon cards with Legos, though. Okay. Yeah. Are they valuable Lego? Yeah, it's like his collection was worth $200,000. Yeah. Okay. It was like some Legos you can never get again. It's like the, just keep thinking of like the Lego

model of like the Sean John headquarters. You can't get this one anymore. You can't get the Diddy style Lego Yeah, do you get to see the Diddy video? Oh, yeah. It's a scary one. The video made me sad. It's a tough one to see, yeah. There's a new video?

It's a video of a lady. The only thing I saw was she was giving a guy head and Diddy was kind of just creeping around. He's walking around in the back. Stroking that shit, Daddy. Yeah, I'm back here. Stroking my shit. That lady was getting punished.

I didn't see. see the sex. Yeah. He was getting after she was getting punished. It was the Punisher? Yeah. It wasn't a Punisher. It was somebody else, but she was getting punished. It was the punish for understudy. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I lost my voice. I can't punish. Yeah, there's

seeing him. Yeah, his, his, his physique wasn't. Was it tough? It's tough. Yeah. All thing's tough. Man, he's like hunched over. stroking the relatively tiny dong yeah damn

was that you think he had sex with his mom do I think Puff had sex with his mom yeah you watched did you watch the doc no

I did I don't remember thinking that though because like they're talking about how much he's time he spent with his mom and how she like groomed

oh yeah yeah I don't know maybe you got molested by somebody yeah it's usually what leads to crack him on off in a hotel walking around.

True. Naked filming it with red lights. With the punisher. Usually something happens. It is, yeah. When you get the punisher in here. It draws you to the red light bulbs. Straight to the red light bulbs.

You have those. What? You love red light bulbs. You crack. What's the red light balls? He cracks him off like, did he? He walks around in that room with the red light bulbs. We're synced up days apart.

Like, we were just talking about how freaky anybody who's doing red light bulbs were yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. The mayor was a red light bulb. It's definitely true. Oh shit, you're a red light bulb guy? I just say Alexa turn the sun red.

Yeah. It's so easy. Damn. What's going on? You can't even close the blind. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Block out the sun red. Turn the sun red. Block the sun out. I'm ready to crack one off. Turn the sun red. Turn the fucking. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah.

I think that's kind of a black thing, though. You guys love colored lights. I don't think so. Because I always see it at. high-rise apartments. That's where I see it. It's like a freaky, like, a freaky, like, high-rise, purple or red. Freaky high-rides. Just a freaky ass, because you see that when I go, that's the freaky guy.

Of course. It's a purple room. Yeah. It's true. Nothing good's going on there. They're not playing cards. No. They're not putting together a puzzle.

They're getting nasty. Spit roasting a guy. Doing something evil in there. Wasn't that Didio? Diddy? Diddy. Diddy video? The diddy video.

But wasn't that like freaky red light? The worst cereal. I'm really happy with Diddyo. It was. Didios. You got to stop turning the sun. You got to look like Nate. Who?

The guy. Naked Diddy. There's no way. I haven't seen the video. You'll look it up. You'll go, Dave, they got me. Is that me? I'm sorry.

If it's mean, I'm sorry. Man, to be fair to Diddy, though, like, If you catch me like standing jerking off, I'm going to be hunched too. Yeah, of course. I'm going to be hunched. I'm hunched no matter what. Yeah. Somebody filmed me walking in L.A.

And I got made fun of it. I was in public. What the hell? And that was unfortunate because me and McKeever were both wearing red gym shorts for some reason. We were wearing like matching outfits walking together. It's pretty embarrassing. You guys are going to work out. Yeah.

No. walking. We're not working. We're going to get, we both got our haircut. We were in the same hotel and I came down. He was wearing red shorts.

I was wearing it. We were both like, oh man, we look dumb. You guys were matching the exact same outfit. Get your haircuts? Yes, and then we went to the same place

and got our haircuts. That's kind of gay. White guys. Yeah. All it would have taken is different color shorts and we would have been fine. Yeah.

White guys, red gym shorts, black guys, red light bulbs. Yes. Dude, white guys. White guys.

I'm not yet. Red light bulb, gosh. Yeah, you are. Well, no, we're not. Disproportionately. Never wants any of my life. Way to win. I'm saying 50% of the red light bulbs are represented by 13% of the population.

You guys love red light bulbs. I've owned red light bulbs two separate times in my life. I rest my case. I've never. Lemaire just does Lemaire things. Like, it's like saying every black dude's coming here putting on the Lego dot, like the Lego news. That's not, you can't use Lemares as the, I'm not saying, I'm not trying to discount you.

Black is, I would never do that to you. I'm just saying Lamar is an outlier in a bunch of different. He is an outlier. It's true. Red light bulbs. And I think there's a good point. Yeah, like gamers. Black culture and anime.

Yeah. But then you always got like the white gamer guys got like a light blue or a purple light bulb going on in there. Or the LED lights. Just like, or to get a color change. But I feel like the LED. So you're saying that's white culture. The strip. And you guys are appropriating.

I do. So you're going to give us one? I'm not going to say. Can we get LED lights? Appropriate it. L. And we got Gamer chairs. Those are ours.

Gamer chairs? No. Gamer chairs are definitely us. No. No way. I'm just claiming it. I don't even. I got no.

That big game chairs are white guys. No, they're Asian. Gaming chairs are Asians. I wonder who was first, though. Koreans. It feels like the honkies. Feels like Koreans to me. I don't know, man.

I do specifically. Yes. Yes. They might have made the chair, but the white guys. I innovated it. Not to sound like an Uncle Tom. Think about how locked in...

Think about the gamer chair. Brother Lee was on the devil's podcast. Oh, true. Oh, my God. He's watching. He's going to be waiting in Philly. Tell me more about this Lego documentary, brother. I'm only on part two.

I got to get the part three. I'm waiting for part three. I think part three comes out tomorrow. Would you ever go to, have you been to Utah? Yeah, I went with Matt recently, actually. It was pretty nice. I like Utah. Utah's cool.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you go back to investigate? No. You don't want to get involved? No. You could help him out. No, dude, this guy was getting fucked.

I'm not like, they would shoot me. That's how fuck this guy was getting. Like, they would have shot me. Like, for real. Man, if you get killed by police brutality. And there's fucking Lamar murals everywhere. This episode is brought you by BetterHelp. Summer is a lot of fun, but it can be a lot.

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LaMere. I'm going to be in Charlottesville on June 25th. Uh-oh. Yeah. Wait a minute. Bring in my torches. Bring in Ferguson. I'll be in Ferguson, Missouri.

I'll be in Charlottesville. Where else are you going? Charlottesville on the 25th of June and the 27th of June, Columbia, South Carolina. And then I got a bunch of shows coming up on the East Coast in August. Please check those out at lamarely. Fun panties in the mouth, the tenaciously brothers podcast. Please check those out as well. Tenacious lead brothers?

Yeah. What's that? It's me and Jabree. We just played video games. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Thanks, gang.

And Matt's in Fort Wayne, Indiana tonight. So go see Matt tonight. The links in the description. I'll be in Charleston pretty soon too if you want to go see that. Thank you. Goodbye. And optimal noctus, goodbye.

Or we could get like a mural of the view and paint you as... Paint you as what he is the view. Have you ever heard his opinions? No. I'm not at the view. It's the view. No, I've been on the news.

I've been back. Yeah. Back on the news. The guy over there. You're back on the news. the news? Yeah. What's going on? Right now, they're trying to get AI wealth funds.

Okay. They're trying to, yeah. Oh, like, have AI operate them rather than people? No. They're trying to have the money we would pay people, we were taking from companies, put in the fund to take care of people since there's not going to be any more jobs. And there's

nothing we can do to stop it. I see. Okay. Have you noticed? What? You're on that? Everyone keeps going. There's going to be no more jobs. It's like, all right. Fucking make something else.

Like, you know, make more jobs or something. Like, you know, it doesn't make any sense. Well, in what way? Like, I also don't think, I think there's going to be jobs. Yeah. I think so, too. Yeah. I was watching this doc like two days ago called how I became an apocalyptic or something like that.

It was, but it was like a dude, the whole thing is just a dude interviewing people who like make AI. And all of those people, he even had like the CEOs on her. They're like, yeah, we for real don't know what the fuck is happening with this. Like, it's like major CEOs being like real pessimistic about it. Of course. It wasn't a good. The point they were trying to make is I guess we're moving too fast. Like everybody's trying to be the best.

But because everybody's trying to be the best, we're not being careful as like the whole plan. Yeah. Yeah. And this kind of. I also saw a news that said people are stealthly reversing their AI decisions too. Just like, they're not like public. publicly making it known. Yeah.

But that's not. It's still, they're fucking still moving dangerously fast. I was, I was walking around earlier today and I was thinking about, you see like the Mexican guys construction crews, like building stuff. And,

you know, they can like 3D print the foundations of houses now? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, those guys are going to have a lot of time on their hands. says open up the porn open up the porn again

they're gonna not be able they're gonna have to like be on site but they don't have to build yeah they're just gonna jack off check off they're just gonna have to jack off at every job site I wonder how often the lads

hit a fucking jack off at a site probably pretty in the porta potty yeah yeah hitting the siesta yeah yeah

hitting the a yeah in that midday fucking. You got to keep them busy, dude. You ever see the lads afterward? Yeah. The six pack of modello on the bike, dude. Yes.

Or in the truck. In the truck. Actively drinking. I've seen it. So often. Just a guy driving with a fucking beer. It's on every road here. And I support it.

Not drinking and driving. I don't support drinking and driving, but I support the lads doing it. Yeah. They seem to handle it until they don't. Until they fucking. Flip the shit. Then they're right back on the side of the highway taking another siesta. I mean, you see them like, like, not even like her.

Just like, just like, oh, shit, they got me. Dude, there's so many videos of a Mexican guy hammered crashing his car and he, and people are filming and they get out and they're like, would you do? I think I just... Just lays down. Yeah, he literally doesn't... You just go... Yeah, I got to jerk off.

I was jerking off in the passenger seat. The driver took off. You got to crank one in the police in the cop car. If you know it's going to be like your last one. Yes, you're about to be locked up. You got like, thigh rub it out. Actually,

thigh rub it out. Dude, dude. You got to come one more time for you getting in. You did the act? I was fucking what the fuck's a thigh rub? Yeah, actually don't know.

Wait, no, no, please. You just thigh rub? You just like, tuck your meat and you're just like, it's like, I can't believe you never did thy rubs. It's crazy.

No, I've actually never. I fully believe him. Also, he's got those thick-ass thighs, dude. It probably does. It probably does. It's actually, yeah. It's crazy. So you hit fucking thigh rub jackels? I'm not in a long time.

What's a long time? But like. Like, maybe like, what do I start driving? While you're driving? No, not while I'm driving. I was just trying to think of the time frame, probably like 25. When you were 25 years old? Before then, yeah, 22, 25 in that area.

22 to 25, you were not using your hands and jacking off by moving back and forth. That's, stop doing it. The movement is fucking gross. Does it feel good right now? I bet. I'm not, I'm not jacking right now. You're not jacking? Damn.

I'm not jacking. Wait, you're not jacking right now, or you mean like... I'm not jacking... I'm not jacking... I'm not jacking... What you said? He's... He's been jacking up for him.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck. I'm not drinking off right now. I swear. Well, now you... Now you can't be trusted. True. You cannot be trusted, dude.

I'm gonna see you walking and be like... I know. I know he's tucked in between his thighs, dude. He's a freak pool. That's the rest of... light. You block out. It is. Yeah, the lights change automatically. You go, Alexa, make the sun red and then. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just going to, I'm going to set fire to that house. I'm going to burn that house to the pool house is condemned. It is sodom. Yeah, the house is collapsing. I saw,

I saw a crack in the near where the door is and I was like, I'm doomed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of us is going to have a house collapse. If you get smushed mid-thigh, mid-thigh. Maybe it might feel better. Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, that's, it's really funny to get in a car accident.

Just like, then a cop. Sir. Yeah. Sir. Stop. Yeah. I'm allowed to do this.

Yeah. I'm going to break your window. to get you out. Blizz has been watching Midwest, Midwest safety with me. We've got some great ones. The one of the meth lady getting her car attacked. That's probably my favorite so far. It was really great.

The lady at a gas station and they're like, she's got a warrant. They pull up three cars, box her in immediately. Four cops come up to the window and they're like, open the door now. And she's like, what? And they're like, I'm going to break the window if you don't open the, it took 20 seconds of them being like open the door to like five cops punching her car. car. Everyone just started wailing on this car. Guys started stabbing the fucking tire. They just beat the fuck out of this lady's car. She's on meth. She's like, what? She didn't even get to,

she was trying to get gas. She didn't even get out of a car. They like, boxed her in immediately started wailing on her car. Yeah. You see the body cam of a guy who takes his knife out. Yeah, he just stabs the tires. She's like, why are you doing this to me? Fuck you, bitch. She escapes, too. She, like, gets away. She escaped in the car? Yeah, she wrecks a lot.

Then she crashes later and then hides under just a person's porch. She's under their smoke. She gets a couple. She gets a couple more. Yeah. Yeah. She was awesome. Then she goes to the hospital and just really talk shit back and forth with the cop.

Like, in a really funny way. She's like, yeah, have fun working at Costco the rest of your life. You just lost your fucking career, bitch. He's like, fuck you, lady. He's like, you just swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl. You shouldn't talk to anybody. He's, I'll talk, I'll fucking spit it out whenever I want. I'll fucking, this is fine.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's like, your bail's $500,000. Is you going to pay that? She's like, yeah, no problem, dude. I just got to shit these bags out. That's 500 grand right there. She swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl. Yeah.

They yank her out from under a porch. She just smoked. They found a crack. plug with her. Mad respect for that. She was awesome. Crash the car, sprint through a neighborhood, hide under a porch and just go, yeah. They're never going to find me. Yeah, you got to get it in before you go. Yeah. Before you hit the clink. I'd be so happy to be in the house when she did that. To be like you see a crazy lady sprint in your backyard. Yeah. And then light up a fucking crack and then have a police dog run under the porch and fire. It's like, wait, that's my sister. I'm like,

She's not smoking crack. She's awesome. And then you later in the sign. She goes, you motherfucker. Yeah. Anyway, actually it's not my sister.

Get take her away. No. Oh, man. It's getting close to those rents, dude. Oh, yeah, true. They're back in the Bullight box. They are. Dang.

That's nice. Actually, it was really nice to say that they're back. Yeah. They rarely nested us. Can you hear anything? No, I'm not sure about that. I just can't. Every time I see a Mexican.

guy from now on. I'm going to think about how bad he wants to jerk off. I don't think anyone's close to what the mayor's up to us. The mayor's the new leader in the clubhouse. I mean, that's the most preposterous. Thyrob. It's possible, dude. Anything is possible. May I ask a personal question?

Yeah. Have you thy rubbed all the way to completion? Obviously, yes. You saw the way his face dropped. He knew exactly what he's done. You thigh rub to completion? I don't think so. He also used to jack off on his knees.

Oh, yeah. I did. He'd sit behind his grandma's couch and sit on his knees and jack off on the floor. So she wouldn't see me. There was stairs. I was trying to hide. Granny nose. I just couldn't see me.

You're easily number one. Have, yeah. Damn. Uh, the boys are going wild to know. They're ready for the spurs, dude. They're trying to speed run this. Yeah, that's true.

Go spurs, go. Um, what's that? Oh, I think they got it this game. I think the spurs are going to win game too. Yeah. But.

New York's pretty awesome. Yeah. Brunson's the fucking man. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Heart's the fucking man. Cat, I was happy for Kat. Yeah.

Cat played really well. I kind of came around on the Knicks watching that game. I hated the feeling of it. But like, like, like, Kat kind of like locking Wimby up for like the first two quarters was, I mean, he had, he made it hard for Wemby. Yeah. Harder than anybody did all playoffs. You make it hard for anybody. Woo.

Crazy. The way you were. the way you were dressed. It wasn't that bad. It was just a beater. Everybody thought it was a deep V. It wasn't a beater. It was a deep V.

He cut the sleeves off. He said, I cut the sleeves off a deep V. Is that true? No. Would you ever do that? That's actually kind of, that's nice.

No. You should start dressing like Satoia. That is, yeah. That's R&B shit. Remember when Satoia brought out the long tase? The long T's. Super long peas, but not baggy. And the scars?

Shout out Satoio. Satoio had the drip. He did have the drip. He probably still does. Yeah, that doesn't go away. Yeah, it's true. It's not all me to me. Stoyo drip, you don't lose that.

You're born with that. I wish we had B's MZ here. Bs MZ. Just break any time you see him, he just breaks the story. He just goes, Dave, Sotoia got fucking banned from helium. Dude, I don't give a fuck. I know.

Keen Cobb, dumbass. Yeah. Key. It truly is. Word on the street. Yeah, he's immediately. He's got his ear to the streets. You.

Yeah. Dude. Smoke shop guy. Pat house. He just did the Philly comics. You got to, fuck yeah. I always forget the name of his local. smoke shop, but I rode my bike by it a couple days ago.

Oh, the one that we said looked like him. He got mad at us. We were in the car after a Phillies. We're the car after a Phillies game. Bees was a madness at the game. And then we're in the car. And for some reason, he got mad. The bud man.

Is that what it is? Bud Bandit. Bud Bandit. There's like a Bud Bandit. You're the butt band. There's a Bud Bandit. Billboard that just looks like Bees. We're like, yeah, bees, there's your billboard.

And he's like, yeah, I don't. fucking look like that guy at all. Fuck you. It's just a white guy with a hat and sunglasses. It does look like me. It's exactly like bees. It's exactly like the bees. He got pissed in New Jersey.

I don't fucking do that shit. Fuck you. Sorry, bees. I miss the bees dearly. Me too. I can't wait to see him just in Philadelphia. I'm going to get up there. See what he's up to.

It's probably a Bonner's. I would love that. Can't wait to get to Bonners. They haven't been to Bonners in a minute. It's time. Yeah. We're due. Bonners is nice.

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Yeah. And there's the guy with a dog. Guinness dog? Yes. This guy with like a purple dog. He died of tear purple and he makes it drink Guinness. Really? Yeah, it's pretty great.

The dog sits at the bar and... drinks a Guinness out of a bowl. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm gonna die here. This is perfect. You got the bees to my left. Bees on the table. Bees on the table.

His Guinness bowl. Yeah, you gotta get bees and Guinness ball. Yeah, Conman is a menace in there, dude. I don't know what happens. Anytime we're Bonner's, turns it upside down. He's dying. I know.

Dying. I've seen him dead in there 20 times. Every picture I've seen. from there. It's like... He gains 80 pounds when he gets his belly stick straight out. He's like a pig going back to the wild. It takes like three days

for him to grow tusks. He's a wild boar instantly. That was where I switched the game on. He was trying to watch... Oh, yeah. He was watching... 2010 YouTube full game, and he was... Didn't notice. Fuck.

The fuck's going on here. he didn't notice that it was a little game. He watched a game from like 04 for for fucking 20 minutes on his phone. And it was a game he was just at. He just left like Eagles Titans or Eagles Falcons.

It was like Falcons box on the TV. Yeah. He was like, they're playing again. They got another game today. But yeah. I'm excited to go to the basketball game again tonight. I can't keep, can't keep away.

Every day I wake up, I go, I should fucking chill. And it's like, I could also go to the fucking, yeah. Aren't you, aren't you going to be in NYC too?

I am going to New York tomorrow. Dude. You think I hit the entire series? Dude, you might go. You think I hit the whole series? The whole series, dude.

Yeah. I mean. I know. Wait, you might be, you're like the, the guy who sits at Miami, my ones. No, Goldstein, the, the old guy, the really old guy. You can call me anything you want, but don't call me that. Yo, fucking Goldstein.

Do, do, do. Yeah, if I could get perfect. attendants would be sick. I was thinking about going to the White House UFC. Oh. Wow. It's a tough one. Yeah.

It's a tough one to go to. I can't decide. It's a tough choice. Because it's gonna be sick as fuck, dude. It's all the White House long. And they're new long. It's like new, right? Sick, dude.

Didn't they just like make it for this? Yeah. Yeah, they're like still building it, I guess, right? A giant dome. I mean, it's... Also, if you get hit, if, If somebody blows it up, it's a good way to go. Yeah.

Then you're sure to get a mural. Yes. You'll get a mural. It'd be a crazy mural. Attendance of the U.S.C. It's true. Crazy. You kid rock Trump.

Me kid rock, Trump. Yeah. Theo. Rogies. On the side of like a gas station in Washington. You guys are sitting around a big podcast table. Big podcast table in the sky. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah, but yeah, if you get hit with the bazooka at that. Get hit with a bassook. If that's how you go. I died on the White House lawn watching a UFC fight. Got hit with a missile. It might be the obloch bazook. It might be the obloch, Pizuka.

I don't know if you see that the one of the, yeah. One of the. One of the. Got his hand on No blockyans got his hand on a fucking No disrespect Shout to Shut up to

Yeah for sure That is the most American way to go On the White House lawn During a UFC event By bazooka Yes That's like yeah Yeah

They'll spread your dust With a flag Yeah It's awesome Yeah you're It's Tillman Yeah I'm gonna statue outside of helium

The statue of Pat Dilman Running with his hair Yeah Yeah, so that's, we got that going on. I was thinking about going to the UFC and McGregor's coming back. Yeah. I've never gotten to see a fight. I'm supposed to be locking in and focusing on work.

Yeah. Who's McGregor fighting? Max Holloway. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Yeah, that's going to be a banger. Well, yeah. I don't know if McGregor has rust, though.

Probably. Yeah. And Max has been fighting. He's an animal. He's in his, he's in his prime right now, actually. Yeah, if McGregor doesn't show up, he's going to get fucking leveled.

He's going to get pissed up. Yeah, that would be fun. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah. Yeah. There's too many cool things going on this summer.

It's a good summer. I got to focus on the Link show. Yeah. Instead, it's like, I think I'll go to the World Cup. Yeah. You go, oh, fuck. All-Star Games in Philly the same week as my show. I'll go to that instead of focusing.

I'll get drunk for four days at the MLB All-Star game for some reason. I don't give a fuck about the All-Star game. Just sit there and go, yeah. Yeah. Home run derby. Let's go, Judge. Yeah.

Does he still play? Yeah, though. I think he's out right now. Yeah, he broke something. He's a stress fracture in his rib. Yeah. I don't know anybody in baseball anymore. I think.

I think everybody I used to know is old now. Who do you know? was Christian Yelchen. Who? Or Kristen Yelick or whatever. That's a crazy pool. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's great.

Yeah, I'm surprised that was your guy. I know. Aaron Judge, Shohey, Bryce Harper. You're naming current players. Yeah, but they're like old now, right? Well, you can be kind of old in baseball. Okay, yeah.

Justin Verlander doesn't play anymore. I don't think so. Okay. That was the only pitcher I knew. Yeah. This is my guy. Steven Strausberg. We were looking up some Drysdale stats.

It's very funny. Because Christopher Sanchez for the Phillies would set the record for scoreless innings for the Phillies. And he was close to the all time. But the all time is held by, fuck, I forget his name. He's a Dodger, whatever. But second place was Drysdale from the bags on you,

Drysdale. And he was one out short of tying the record. It was like 53 and two thirds. The record was 54. A pinch hitter from the, the Phillies came out. He said the bags on you. Got a fucking sack fly in the fifth inning

to ruin his record. He didn't kill that hooker. Drysdale's with his primo whore. Comes downstairs. The fucker's still pissed. A light. I think they meant to say all right. They tied a light.

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I'm chilling right now. Trying to do more shows. I'm trying to do more shows. I got a cop shirt. I'm going to do more cop things. You got a cop shirt? You're going to do cop things? I'm going to pretend to be a cop.

You're going to impersonate an officer? Yeah. Where? Draw on you. Online on the internet. You're going to pretend to be a cop on the internet? Not like for real. No, I mean, but what are you going to do?

Just like some get some. I'm going to pretend to do a house call for a guy. He's going to, like, be yelling at his girlfriend. and I'm gonna go over there and we're like yo dude you gotta chill and then there's a bong I'm like take a hit and then he offers me a hit and then he'll become best friends nice is this a sketch what's what are you even talking about I'm just thinking of stuff I was gonna be you know it'd be a funny sketch if you're the cop and you come in and it's a domestic dispute and then you

also hit the woman you go well what that bitch said square up yeah okay yeah square up then there you go just let him fight. Yeah. She's a strong right. I like that. Is it a cop,

is it, what kind of cop shirt? Is it like a, just a regular, like what cops wear? No, it's like a, it's like a button down shirt

and it says cop right here. Oh yeah, that is what cops wear. Cop. Cop. It was. It's just cop right over the heart. Nate,

can you hear me that, officer? hat over there. It's got a little preview. A little preview for the mayor. Yeah, you're going to need to, all right. That's cool. You could probably get away with that. I'm going to do some. You're all good as a cop. I'm going to do some get readies with me as a cop. Get ready with me. Wow. Wow. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. I feel official. I like the brim looks. Damn. No, no, I like it lower.

You're going to wear that with a little thyroid. Yeah. You're under arrest. Show me your pussy. Show me your pussy. I want to shoot you. Could you like, uh, show me your pussy? Yeah.

No, that's a red light cop. That's a red light cop for sure. Just red lights on the top of the car. Yeah. cop with he's already handcuffed himself. He comes out just red lights. I have, when cop lights are purple,

you know, you ever see those? I don't think I have. Oh, okay. I've never seen, wait. Really?

Because I think there's a freak cop. Yeah. Coming to get you. There's the red light and the blue light, and I think when they like, oh, sure. There's like the purple in the middle.

That's from the mixing, right? I would imagine, yeah. Yeah. you're seeing into like you're seeing the fractals yeah that's true

he's so high he's a cargo cop car and the purple's in the middle purple cop car there is purple in the middle it must be for the most yeah

must be for the most high frequency crimes purple police yeah how nice is that homeless guy when we were walking after knocked this back to the mother's of this homeless guy started falling up

I saw him. He was like standing in the middle of the street. Yeah. And then when me and Charles walked out, he just started following us. It was like, fuck. Yeah. And then he was like, can I get some money? And then a couple lads showed up and we're like,

yo, can we get a picture? And then the homeless guy who just went from being like, can I get it? Was it behind the picture like. Immediately changed from like, please help to. Yeah. Just like, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Yeah. No, I think he had a shirt. He had a shirt. He had a shirt. Might have taken it off. Yeah, true. They pop those things off left and right. You ever talk about this on something?

Nate grew up in one of the homeless guys. You what? Yeah, I grew up with one of the homeless. Yeah. He ran into a homeless guy and it was one of his, his broskies. He said, crotie. He was pretty high on my MySpace, like, top eight.

Whoa, he was top of eight. He was in the top eight. We were real close. But he started trying to be like a thug for fun. Like, he had, I don't want to say too much about his life. Sure. But he had like a good up brigand. He didn't need to do that.

And took for fun and gets you in trouble. We could. I haven't seen him since I saw him. I saw him once walking with Sean. It's here down here? Yeah, yeah. It was like in Austin from like Reddit. And one time he and Sean were walking, he pulled up on us.

And I don't think I've seen him since that day. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. That is. I haven't seen you in years. Can you get me?

It's up, dudes. Yeah. I'm homeless. Can you get it? the most high-outained alcohol. He did get pissed me because I tried the fist bubble when I saw him because I still had like, you know, homeless, like, I don't know. And then he was like, you're not going to shake my head.

And I was like, well, now I got to. Yeah. No, I got to. He's right. I mean, you know, whatever. I wouldn't mind bringing back the MySpace top eight. I know. That'd be cool.

It'd be nice to see where you stand with people. Yeah. Be honest. I'd love to be an adult man mad at another adult man. adult man being like, yo, I'm not in your top eight. Remember you got a girlfriend that you had to like move her above your boy so you can get some pussy? Well, I don't remember that, but I get it.

I believe you. Do you, do you pin context? That's like a top eight. You're only allowed to do nine of those. Well, on your phone? Yeah. You have pinned context? I do.

That's your top eight, dude. I mean, I'm going to, this is, I haven't done it forever. I think Andy and. Nate are my and Sean. You guys are in my top of you twice. That's nice. No way. That's cool. Taking up the.

Matt, Soder, O'Connor, Billy McCosker, and McKeever. Yeah. That's a good one. I haven't, but this is from like, I haven't done that in like eight years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a good podcast.

I think we're doing good. Yeah. I think we fucking did it again. We killed it again. Well. Guard dog. I would like to know what's going on with you. Can you explain why you're so chipper?

No, I can't explain it And now I'm kind of worried about it Yeah, he's been running Have you been running? Oh, yes, yeah, you told me that I jogged earlier this week. Yeah, it might be that My jog on Monday.

Yeah, residual jog. Yeah, you know, it's nice, I feel good. Yeah. Residual jog. Yeah, I'm working off a residual jog from 2018. That was the last time I jog. It's crazy.

I still feel good. Yeah. Still got that runner. It's a hell of a workout. I went to 10th planet jihitza today. And I walked in and I didn't see any of my friends there. And I just like, yeah, you got to leave.

Fuck it. Yeah. I was like, I got lead. These guys are going to kill me. That's. I walked right back out. Yeah. Yeah.

You should have hit him with a little thigh rope. Yeah. Somebody gets full mount. You just go, I got bad news for you, bro. Yeah. I'm not the fucking nut. You think you won?

Yeah, that's like a Batman villain. Yeah, you really are. The thigh robe. Well, we'll just... Just a skunk, dude. Just fucking get close to it. You feel. Yeah.

You can't hurt me. This actually feels better for me. Yeah. It's what I like. No matter what type of Jiu-Jitsu move you put on me. I'm gonna go. Yeah.

Guys, you see that cop who came in his pants? Yeah. At the judici place? Yeah, stop, bro, shoot. Yeah, there you go.

A cop shirt. Yeah, I don't really understand a cop shirt plan. I don't know. I'm just gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna put it on. And I'm gonna,

I'm gonna, Set my phone up. Let's just see what happens. Okay. I don't know. I think it would be great. You know what? Speaking of this,

you mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but the food show. Food show is great. You should wear the cop shirt and get free free meals. Yeah, you should start stealing Valor at food trucks. There you go.

Oh, I also. I think a full military uniform would be awesome. Yes. You'd be like, I was a Navy SEAL. Yeah. You're like, I'm actually, I'm Dorner.

I'm Dorner. I'm Dorner. They didn't kill me. I got out. Man, they killed the fuck out of him, right? Yeah, they fucking explode that house. Yeah. It was like, yeah, I remember when they did that.

I was like, it's kind of sad how, how they just obliterated. It's like fucking. Yeah, it looked like the god. Father. Yeah. The whole booth is like, I think you got him, fellas. Yeah.

A removable feast. Yeah, you could be the new. You could doer out in your cop uniform. Is he the one with the, is he did, is he the Tesla guy? No. No. This guy. I think he was California.

He was California. This guy, yeah. I know what it looks like. I know, I know about his manifesto. Wasn't he like, dumb bitch? Yeah, and I think he shouted out like Chappelle. Yeah. He would like watch stand up a lot.

Yeah. Well, I'm sure a lot of those guys do. Yeah, dude. But cop shirt or yeah, full military. And then you go to, are you going to like go to public places? He has no idea what he hasn't thought of any of this. Step one is by cop uniform. Well, yeah, where'd you get it?

Amy Shanker. She had a shirt. can't buy that from you? She's like, yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. 15 bucks. Yeah, for a nice cop shirt.

That's nice. Yeah. And it fits good. All right. That's great. It fits good, dude. Yeah. Cop. Might need to see it.

Yeah. It's in your car. Yeah. You haven't brought it inside yet? Not yet. You're saving it just in case. That's actually, that's nice too. You can put it like in your back window and be like, I can park here.

I'm a cop. I have a cop shirt. he sees this copp. If you get pulled over, you got to put it on real fast. I want to cover, bro. Yeah.

I don't know if you can tell. I was just watching Reno and I one way in day and I was like, why don't I do that? Yes. It's a great way to live. It's a good idea. Just watching a show going,

I'll do the show that I like. Yeah. Oh, I don't need the cameras or a script. I'm just going to start pretending I'm in Reno 911. And I am Niecy Nash. No.

You're so happy. It's very nice. The dopers, why are you guys in such a good? Do you guys hate Matt? No. No. The fuck. Matt's not here.

And you guys are all so happy. I don't know. Does he do stuff to you guys? No. Right. That's nice. That's great. It's been a nice couple.

Yeah. Great. That's good. Yeah. When you guys came here yesterday, that was a low point for me. Yeah. I didn't even come out of my room. They came, they set up all the stuff. I, yeah.

From my room, I was like, you can't. I can't. I can't move. But I was leaving. I was like, get well, Shane. He just went, no. It was a tough one. Because we drank fucking White Claws. Yeah. Like white claws in the van on the way of the game.

Tommy move. It was, yeah. Yeah. Every time I drink white claws, I get very hungover. Tommy got them. It was the surge. Was the blue cans? No, it was white claws.

Oh, okay. It wasn't, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't, it was regular ones. What's the surge? They're just like 8% white claws. Yeah, that's stronger. Yeah. That's crazy that they make a version that's.

Yeah. They doubled the formula. Yeah. That's evil. It's actually. Yeah. That's going straight to bums. Yes.

No one else is drinking those. The surge is literally being handed the bums. I got to say it's, I don't know if they're real, but I kind of like those videos where they give the homeless, like, weapons and shit. Saw the machete one. Yeah.

So I'm on wrapping machete. The guy goes, oh my God, thank you. I could use this. Yeah. It's probably not the best. Yeah. It's probably a terrible thing. Yeah, I wish you said, I wouldn't know what to do with this.

Yeah. I bet he cuts himself first, like, real bad. He immediately was, like, swinging it. Like, he was really good. He was nice with a machete right off the bed. He just had a shopping cart, and the guy comes over and goes, do you want 20 bucks or a gift? It's a gift. Macheteety, he goes, give me that 20 bucks.

He got the 20 bucks. Oldest trick in the book. How did you not see that? Come on. You hand me a sword. The bag's on you, dumb heads. Yeah. The bag is on him.

Now you're empty-handed and dead. Yeah. You're getting stabbed. Yeah. With a sword in 2026. Yeah. Give me those meta-glasses too. Yeah.

He took his glasses too. No, but I mean, I'm sure that's the new Blair Witch. He's homeless guy. Boop. that's actually a good actually yeah when we watch it it looks like like when the cats like if you put a GoPro on a cat there's some of these cop videos that are so good

oh yeah yeah it runs into another guy and they're like I love those cat videos they're great dude yeah they make a noise I didn't know cats could make give me an example and like, we got a real high, but we're like, what?

That's nice. What else is going on, guys? What else is in the news other than the Legos and thigh jacking off? AI. A-I that nobody can explain why it's scary. What else? Yeah, what's the new? No jobs.

No water. The water I've heard about it, I don't like that. Water's scary. Yeah. People's electric costs go up a time. Like if you're near a data center. Yeah, if you're near a data center, you're cook. I struggle with them.

That's how I feel. Data centers, jobs. Water. He's in the dirk in their jerbs. They're taking their jerbs. And then they're giving it to Robins. They're giving it to the Robins. how do you say robots with a hard arm

they got robots working on like manual labor jobs like regular factory just like pick this up put this down shit they always said that though but I mean like like what now it's automated but yeah it's like a different version of not just like the arm

we lost our factories in the 90s we were just getting them back yeah like Amazon still technically a factory yeah at least it's a job yeah Yeah. We're going to lose that. And they're going to start dropping off the packages with drones.

They were never going to be outside. They drop off the package and then they malfunctioning kick you in the nuts. Fly away. Your old camera just. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, then you get locked out because you're making a face. So it doesn't, yeah. Those drone drop-all videos have to become publicly.

available because they're going to be some of the best videos. Yeah. It's old people like, yeah. You're like package, you dumb bird. Is it really that much cheaper for a drone to drop off all these things?

I don't know how they're going to... Oh, sure. Yeah. After like five years of it, you haven't paid salaries. Yeah, and also they're charging us for the electricity. So they're not paying for like the energy it costs to create it or use it. To use the drone? Yeah.

they better fucking do something about that we can't dude we're in the corporatocracy dude yeah sleepy domi the only way it will work out of sleepy donnie's up there dude sleepy don't sleepy don's farting and everyone's acting like he's not fart I know he's fart dude they keep saying it's fake

he's fart finally we're getting to the bottom of this Yeah. Wait, you're talking about the video of the JD Vans? There's multiple videos of Donald Trump farty. That's what you say, dude. Yeah. That's what you say.

Yeah, it's funny. You would be the perfect kind of investigate. It's like when they hire DeCaprio and catch me if you can. Yeah. one of the best farders in the world. Only you can detect if the president's farting. It's true. I think you will have to go to D.C.

this summer. Yeah, I might have to bring you to the White House. I do give you permission to catch a thigh bead in the White House. Yes. Dude, that's why it's open air, dude. You can't smell the fart's an open air. You think he put it outside so he could fart. I bet you sits in like a throne, like an emperor or something away from everybody so he could fart.

I'm just I'm just what I'm just what I'm just what What do you think of doing? I'm just saying dude He's farted dude He's farting

I believe you I'm with you on this I think Trump's fart They have to be Diabolical farts He eats McDonald's Yeah those farts Must be crazy

80 grubbing mac McDonald's The fucking the filial fish Not even like a big Aebeas farce Yeah Well, I think they're all farting. No, no, keep going.

Yeah, I think they're all farting, dude. They're all doing it. It's true. Finally, somebody's saying it. You need to run for office. Just be like, I'm the only guy not farting. Wow. Yeah, I'll fart.

I'll tell you about it. Tell you what, this guy. Yeah. he's actually farting my opponent yeah yeah he's farting right now

fucking stinks up here he's been farting the whole he's been farting the entire time that's a good strategy during debate yeah just be like this guy actually he just stinks

yeah it's a really good one yeah I don't know how no one's done that I know just mid debate be like dude I don't know if you guys smell that he's been farting

the whole time it's fucking gross and then you get to watch the other guy be like oh sir sir Sir, Senator. Yeah.

I did. I have not been farting. I would have called fucking doorknob. I would have called fucking safety. Watch your opponent melt. Yeah. Yeah. It was fucking, dude, did you just fart?

It's right in the middle of a question. People kind of spas. It happens a lot. Like any car ride or plane ride, if you're just like, dude, you fart people? He's like, no, I did not. You know I would fucking tell you. I would tell you if I farted. Okay.

Yeah. Just trying to find out who farted. Yeah. The O'Conman was in there, right? Yeah. Is he good for not owed it up? Yeah, sometimes. But O'Kahman's a dead giveaway when it's him.

He has Trumpian farts. He has farts. He's like, oh, my God. I denied one. It was so funny. I've said it before, but there was one. and me and O'Connor were living together in Queens. And I was on the couch.

He was on the other side. He was like from me to Nate. I farted in within one second. He was across the room and he was like, oh. Did you fart? I was like, no. It was just me and him. I just lied to him.

I had to come clean. I was like, I can't believe that hit you. That thing launched across the room. It was like a silent fart. I would just use it with him. Yeah, then one second later, he's like, oh. He was standing in the doorway. Man, I found, I was looking through my phone

at old videos from when we lived in New York, me Tommy and Chris, and it is really funny. El-Chi man was on one in New York, dude. It was crazy. He would just wear, like, giant baggy, rocky shorts. He would wear, like, American flag gym shorts. stand and eat and shit he's just hammered

I'd come home they'd be playing fucking virtual video yeah yeah yeah everyone shut the fuck up I need to focus

Chris and Tom one would be in the kitchen one would be in the living room and they'd be screaming at each other like it's fucking get the ammo fuck fuck VR helping

on Shit face. Tommy was getting fucking shit face. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid people love you. Oh, you're hammered, dude. As soon as it left his fucking lifts.

I was like, oh, you're drunk, dude. God forbid. There's fucking guys ask for all. I guess it sucks. God forbid, people love you. Oh, you're drunk. This is 11 a.m. I was like, you're drunk, dude.

That's crazy. You're drunk. What else you got? You got one, Nate. Come on. Nothing. I'm excited about the game tonight. Yeah, the game's going to be fun.

That's all I'm... I can't wait to watch. I'm going to try to give Josh Hart a high five. Ooh. That's my man. My man. Oh, my God. Hitting that at the finals, court side.

It would be nice. I'm not court side tonight. I'm running out of money. I can't keep going to these games. It's all like, I got nothing. All right. We've, we've done it. I think people are going to really enjoy it.

LaMere, Charles. What a treat. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you for having me. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.