Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

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The Wild Wow, Wes. Okay, the U2 album that was on everybody's phone. Phil was convinced that I downloaded that onto his car, because any time he started his car, played. And the album art was like a guy sucking another guy's dick. I don't know if you remember that. No. The album art of the album that they put on that YouTube,

there was a guy kissing a guy's stunted. Was it really? Of course, dude, that's you too. I didn't know that. Yeah. Huge information. Yeah. The YouTube movement.

Yeah. And Phil. Phil thought it was me. Now, some guys, not saying to who, think Metallica is not as good as you too. Well, the original argument was November rain versus Enter Sammon. November rain, I would say, but we were talking about... Well, the original argument was about Prince.

And then we all agreed, so we had to find some... As a musician, he's not that good. I'm like, bro. Bro, I didn't say that. You did. He's not even that good. He's not like, everyone, like, jerks him off. Like, he's some crazy guitarist.

He's like just like every other shredder in the 80s. You said he wasn't top 20. He's not top 20. Yes. That was the beginning. That was my argument. That's literally fair. That's literally fair.

That's, we are, we settled the prince too. Prince not top 20 is a pretty fair fucking argument. In terms of guitars. I don't think you had. You didn't have an argument there. We entered into the argument of like,

if stuff's better musically as like a musician. And then we got into somehow enter Sandman versus Guns and Roses. Yeah, that had nothing to do with that conversation. It did. It sprung from it. What are you talking about? Yeah.

But it wasn't. You said enter Samman isn't as good as November rain. I said, dude, enter Saman rules. You definitely entered November rain into the argument. Yeah, because nobody would pick that. We're talking about Enter Saman. We didn't go from Prince to G&R. It was just a new thing.

No, it was all the same. Dude, it was a musical. It was a musical debate. The debate was Enter Saman versus fucking, what's it called again? November rain. Yeah, exactly. Oh, the appeal to authority. There's no appeal to authority.

No, Shilly's Hill argument. They could never. You know, Christine Aguilera, better than Santana. Tell for the people. You already, you're already moving the goalposts all around. It's crazy. It's almost like a girl tactic. I don't see that.

Enter Samman. I don't see that way. Enter Samman. A good move in the debate. Or. Ender Samman. It's a great movie. Or November rain.

Yeah. November rain's better. A better solve. Enter Samman is. I. November rain is better. I will say that last night I came in on the November rain camp. I know.

Chris. You were out of your mouth. pound for pound. You were out of pound. You were out of a pound. Enters Sandman's better. We listened to it. We listened to it.

Literally, like, everything about it. Nate, it's awesome. It's awesome. Oh, he, wait. The song's awesome. Hold on. Nate, you heard. It's awesome.

You heard that for the first time last night? Yes. And then what happened when we play Enters Sandman? You heard it already, right? He doesn't even know. Enter Sandman. Yeah. You heard it a million times already.

I wonder why. Yeah, that dude, that you're, look, I love you. I don't want you to go back into those really murky water as you last night. We've already covered this. True. Yeah, he was blown away. Nate was blown away by November rain.

Under Sanman, Nate's butt fucks it. Thinks Lupe is better than Kanye. Yeah. Yeah, you do. You did until I took you to that fucking concert. Yes or no? Yes or no. Yes or no?

Yes or no. Guard dog? Guard dog. He loves Lupe. Backpack rap. I love Lupe. I love Lupe. He's one of my goats.

but Kanye is the best. I was about to make everybody man say Kanye's better than Beatles. Nice mic drop. Sique mic drop. Kanye better than Beatles, you got a better argument

than you two over Metallica. That was the second argument. You two over Metallica. You two over Metallica. The most insane argument. Look, I'll take my love. That's literally like the most appeal.

I was riding high from November rain. I don't like Metallica. I don't either. And then. Not that much. Like, I don't ride. Okay. You're screaming.

screaming about a who's a girl now I'm saying who's a girl now dude I had a screaming and crying come on

man I picked the horse you screamed and cried last night I picked a horse I went to bed like a man I said I'll let the little

boys handle this I backed a bad horse I was like dude you too's probably better than Metallica we went track by track fuck did I back a bad horse Judas did

I literally saved you on the beach I literally pulled you off that beach it's melting it's melting down in fact it's a fracture By the way, if you think we have teams, if you don't think I'm just sitting back

and enjoying this. I mean, I understand the truth. Anybody saying November rain over answer, Sam, man, is a fool? And public, boys, I think the entire world will go. Oftentimes, the fools dressed in a crowd. A lot of times, fools are fucking retards.

And get pushed onto the ground. And everyone goes, shut up, fool. My argument was the end of Mario. Remember when Mario. Ravira ran out to November, right? No. No, no, no. That's right.

Remember when November, they're trying to collapse, communism, and Moscow. Remember, yo, in Virginia Tech when they run out of a tunnel, you know how the entire 100,000 stadium jumps up a year? You know what I like,

you know something? I like, da-na-da-da-da-da-da-in-ha. Hey! I swear to God it doesn't come close. It comes pretty close. After a goal, after a goal in hockey. That's a cool application for a song.

The public crowd up is great. but as a great song because you can you can pop up the crowd it's almost like the cold you can listen to it in your car while you're driving you can do all kinds of stuff that's one specific thing for a song to be used for November rain so many different cod how come the musicians agreed

they were led by the way there was a lot of the musicians that we will not name two out of one we called two for one two for one mate first time listener November rain blew away he didn't choose yes he did I mean, if we put on Inner Sandman for the first time ever,

he heard it a million times already. It would have blown his fucking mind. I don't think it did. He would have been literally one of the Russians taking his uniform off and being on someone's shoulders going. Guys, people like different stuff. Nate doesn't like that's where the argument.

People like different stuff is the end of the argument. Yeah, that's where it went. Then we can agree that. That was a cover. Then you said, Edge is a better guitarist than Kirk Cameron. I immediately took that back.

Disgusting. That was a hell Mary. I was really sweet. And you guys, you didn't take it back. you guys were something else. What about Britney Spears and Carlos Santown? What the fuck? You guys were talking about Edge being better get on. Hold on. Hold on. I said the Edge one. I did a compilation and a mid thing went, fuck, this sucks.

Took it back immediately. You went, they're better because more people listen to it. I said, whoa, Bill. I said, now I got him where I want him. I said, Bill. That's how you're losing this argument. I can't believe you're losing this argument. He was. You're losing a YouTube versus Metallic argument. That's crazy. By his own. You too is technically better because they have more records or whatever. They have more records. It's literally hard to lose this argument.

I know. You two is cold. And he would admit. I admit it when I'm wrong. Some may argue why climb the highest mountain. Why does you two beat Metallica? Not because it is easy. Why argue that you two is better than Metallica?

God, I could have went with Sabbath. I could have met. You wouldn't have an argument with Sabbath. What do you mean? We would agree with. Yeah, yeah, true. We're not, we're not guys that go. I was saying a bad.

You remember Coldplay? They're better than Metallica. You said Colplay rocks. Cooplay does rock. Cobley does rock. They rock. But you too. Come on.

I said if we were going to things, if we were going by, they're more popular and they sell more records. We were just going by what's better. That's not the argument. His argument was that they're more popular. I gave you my answer. Hold on.

Hold on. You take it back. Quiet. Quiet. You said, don't worry about the sound. He said, he said,

pretty is better than Carlos Santana. Britney Spears, brother, I didn't. You said that last night. Brother, like a woman, you hit. I was like, like a woman, you look at me. They're a fucking liar. Like a woman, you look at me. Somebody get rid of these beckers.

You were like, edge is better than Kirk Hammett. And I was like, dude, that's just not true. I put you in the dirt on that. And then you were like, what about, uh, no, I laughed. Your eyes started darting around. Not true. I looked at it. I went, fuck, this guy sucks.

This guy sucks. And then I said the whole thing, my whole argument was like, you were based on appeal to authority. And I said, Bill, by the authority, you were saying you too. They're the most appeal to authority band in the fucking world. They were on everybody's. They were on everybody's firm. They were making red iPhones. They were money laundering and AIDS.

The whole way I was saying is musically, I was like, they're better musicians than Metallica. They're not. And I died on that hill. Fucking Bono against fucking Headfield. You think Bono is a better singer than Headfield, bro? Well, it depends on who has more range. Now you get, I'm again. Headfield.

I guess. You know this. Master, master. Sleep. He, every dude, every one of his song sounds exactly.

And Bono fucking weirdly whispers into the mic. Bono has more of a vocal range and hell. He doesn't. He does. He does.

And then he said edge over fucking and I immediately laugh and disgusting. It's disgusting. You said N. Sagan Britney Spears are better than Carlos Santana. I did not.

You got to live with that. You were trying to get me. Well, I walk that back. You got to take it. Also, LeBron, guys can i answer you have to take that out i'll answer you fucking flopped on that

but the reason almost lost the worst debate about the reason the reason it got to there because i said dude they're just better it's not even competition and you guys like but why but why i was like they're they're they're star you said they're better than carlo santana i was getting double card revoked no you can't rock card revoked you also also in the middle of the double teaming you were taking you know comment was a wild card yeah oh conan just hop in and scream I was going to be like that. I was a part of this. I was a part of this at all. I know. You had your own argument.

You were arguing. O'Connor and the Harris. Just so you know, you were arguing alone against no one. No. I wasn't part of this conversation. You were sitting at the bar. You would look over with your white eyes and your red face.

And you would go, yeah. Yeah, we go, holy shit. I forgot Chris was here. It was a different conversation. I know you were having your own. It was a different conversation. I supported. O'Conderance is in the bullfam.

You were having your own battle. This is a misrepresentation. O'Connor's in the bullpen. And you always do this. Anytime I talk about Prince, you hijack it, and you take it too far. I didn't take it too far. Anytime I discussed Prince. I said there was 2,000 artists that I believe are better than Prince.

That's taking it too far. Yeah, that's great. That's false. And I began to name it. All I said, I started the year 2000. He said, like 15. All I said, I was just working through the top thousand from 2000. All I said was Prince is not top 10.

And then my only ally in the argument is always you. And you jump in and you say he's not top 2000. Then I got to go. fuck now I got to ride with this guy it's American he's like Creed better than Prince and I got to go am I wrong Creed fucking bangs 311 better than Prince

and I gotta go and I gotta go you've had the fight too many times I know the battle I've listened to every single I know I know but it's it's curve this battle that many times I know but that's it makes you gun shy you know what I mean that's why you say he's outside the top 10 and I'm telling you the top 10, but he's still great.

It's worse than that. You think he's not top 2000. I don't think so. Matchbox 20 or Prince? Matchbox 20. It's easy matchbox 20. This is where we're wrong. You're wrong about it.

How? Because Prince is better than matchbox 20. By what metric? Every single possible metric. No. There's not one metric. Hit songs? Yes.

You think Prince has... Yes, we could look at Billboard's top hit songs. Prince has more of the matchbox 20s. popularity thing. Well, you just said hit songs. See what happens? When they don't get a first answer, they start dancing around.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay. Hold on. Time out for one second. Time out. Hit you've got it. Call time out. Call time out.

Hits a vaid. You literally, you literally just said hit songs. Yeah, yeah. And then I said, by that metric, hit songs, this. And you said, now you're bringing up hit songs.

No, no, no, that's not what I said. Okay, let's do it again. I was saying hit songs. I'm talking about songs. Songs that they've made that you, you like genuinely love listening to. That's the definition of a hit song.

Yeah, like Matchbox 20, I think has like hit songs that you would like play. A hit song. Yeah. So a popular song. That's what a hit song is. I guess. I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean it in the,

in the like a billboard top. No, but a hit song. Yeah, we're going to have to. We're going to have to get here. Oh, shit. But that's fine. We play a couple seconds. Yeah.

But I love that. I love that argument. Name a hit song. You mean like a billboard top one? No, you're bringing up hit songs. No, no. I mean like, yeah,

you mean bangers by bangers. So it's push you around. I want to push you. What other? Oh. Santana. Santana and Matchbox 20. That clab was nasty.

Rob Johnson. Is it Rob Johnson? Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas. Yeah. I met him on time backstage. Did you for real? I snuck back.

Actually, I'm a big Game of Love fan too. I always saw Rob Thomas looked like the guy who cuts the guy's dick off in Game of Thrones. He does look exactly. He doesn't he look exactly like it? I can't. Yeah, you know, he said.

Spud, Rob Thomas, and the guy who cuts the guy's dick off. He, I feel he looks more like Game of Thrones. You know that guy's had an incredibly brutal life. Rob Thomas had like the worst life ever. You can hear it in his music. No, he got, he had a really fucked,

he had a very fucked up horrible, More than I can hear it in Prince. I think he had like a terrible like horrible home life. And then like he started a ban. That never worked out for a long time. It's just like, Hey guys. He had a tough time.

No, I was listening to it. What is sexual deviant? He, No, he said sexual deviant. No, he said,

if you read his Wikipedia, it's like an unbelievably horrible story. He tried to start a band and it didn't go so good. I think he got like fucked by a manager. It was like he just had like hardship after hardship. He's talking about Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas. Yeah.

Yeah, he's talking about Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas isn't sexual deviant. You don't know that? You don't know that. You don't know how to keep track in the conversation? He listens to this podcast. I never said. Chris O'Connor called you.

And I'm the only one defending him against Prince. You're saying. So what do you think he's going to be? I bet you Rob Thomas would be like, dude, Prince is better. He has to say that. I think he's not a sexual deviant. I didn't cut the guys dig off in Game of Thrones. Not a sexual deviant.

Prince is probably better. It was good. I love a good sport, though. That was good sport. Nothing fires me up on. Yeah. People seem to get mad at me every time I, I, I delight in, it's fun. I delight it.

I love it. I love seeing guys get going like that. I entered the argument last night laughing. I was having a good time and then I got sucked into it. Next thing I knew, I was having a good time. It took me an hour and a half to fall asleep. Fully caffeine. You were caffeinated though.

I know. And the conversation kept going home. Next thing I knew, I was just like, you too's. I love you too. Yeah. I was going to sleep. Like how did. that happened to me. I told myself

it wouldn't work. I got sucked in. I know, I know. Huh? Text the group chat. Yeah. No more arguing. Yeah. Shane Stannis. I love it. He's inevitable. Yeah, somebody's going to, if you're on beach trip, there's going to be a blowout

argument. Nah, that was nowhere near sand. Sand. That was no way or same man. Yes, that was interesting. The real Samman. O'Connor almost got physical in that one. Argument did not almost get physical. You scared my dad. You don't.

I didn't scare you. You were dominating over me. Bored him maybe, but I didn't scare. No, I remember him going, I filmed it. I have video. You were domineering over me on the couch. No, it was on the other side of the counter. You walked over.

I remember everything from last picture. I do remember that. I do remember you. And you know that. And you know that. I remember. You know, you know that. I have a degree.

I said that from the other side of this counter. No, no. You walked. When I said, when I said that I don't care who your uncle is or whatever. No, I think, I remember there were two chairs. Real quick. I kept going on that. My uncle works for him.

Halliburton. No, my uncle doesn't wear for Haliburton. Please don't say it. I don't know. No, the owners of Haped was talking about I think they were Halliburton came up. Spade was talking about Halberton and how they get oil out the ground. I will say those hunks have nothing to do the sand argument. Those hunks that were this fucking Halberton shit they were

bringing up. The hunks that were giving us our umbrellas. Yeah. They're pouring a lot of water on that pole. Well, they're digging deep. Down to what do you think? What was the argument with the sand? Compacted sand. Yeah. If you pour water on sand does it get

stronger weaker? Stronger. How so? Oh, well, once it dries. Here's a part of the argument. Here's a part of the argument you're missing. They're wrong. They're wrong.

Here's part of the argument that you're missing with the sand argument. Chris was filling up a single bottle of water. Point it down. No, no, that's now. You're feeling what it goes up and walking down. No, no, that's not true. It's true.

I watch you do it. I remember everything. What do you build a wet sand? What do you mean? Like, when you do a drippy castle, that's way different than just a pile of dry sand. It's the same thing. There's just water in it.

So it doesn't absorb, but just hold water gets trapped between it? Pretty much. I mean, it's, well, sand's like one of the smallest fucking. It's like rock. No one said it absorbed. Chris.

Does it hold together better? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And Chris, can I ask you? It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple.

You pour water on sand. What happens to? It does go here. Yes. Chris can ask. It's not rocket science. And I had to, I had to have this battle for fucking five hours.

Chris can ask you. The Halliburton comes up. Chris. 3 a.m. 3 a.m. is a great matchbox 20 songs. It rocks. I know you're looking so. Hold on. Can I ask you something? Yeah. You're telling me you were not filling up water in a water bottle.

It was a bigger water bottle. It was bigger. And then when this went down the pole, all the water fucking expanded the hole and pushed the hole out more. No, no, no. I compacted the sand with my foot and then I poured water on top of that and then I compacted it again. Yeah, water does something. in a sand for sure.

Yeah. Yes. But it's not worth filling this up. But at the, at the, where we were on the beach. It also kept the umbrella

from tipping over. No one gives a fuck about that. It was the umbrella. Okay. It was pouring water onto the base. No one gives the fuck about the result. They get the thing. They just,

they kept talking to you about the thankless job. Christmas though. You can't, you can't build a foundation on sand, all this stuff that I had never was even talking about. It was exhausting.

Because it does, water does something to sand. I not tonight yeah but this was zero wet sand this is pouring a no it's slightly wet bottle of water it's not soupy sand I know but you were tying yeah I'm always making that sand soupy

Chris you're saying I was I should put more water and that would have been a soup more water would have helped this was nothing if you walk up to that beach right now you would have done the same thing if I put a big bucket of water on it you go it's too much water it's soupy and Chris I supported it I actually stayed out of this argument

I was delighted to watch it happen Because I remember when you were filling up one of these in the ocean. Now, now a sudden the bottle got bigger. We got a case of big waters for the first time ever. I remember everything for beach trip on. It was literally a water bottle. It was 100%. It was a 100%.

It said 20, Chris, Chris, Chris. And you guys are also changing the army. You were saying water does nothing. I didn't say that. It's not going to help. I never said that one. Stop walking back and forth. I never said that once, Chris.

30 minutes. 30 minutes. That's how long. We were at the beach today. You think it took 30 minutes to get to the water and back? That's the real argument. The situation is, we're at the top of the beach here. Dry, dry, dry.

We're at the top of... You got too much water. You got too much water in the same here. We're at the top of the beach here. Powdery dry. It's completely powdery dry. Yeah. Chris is sticking one of these bottles, without a doubt, into the ocean,

and I'm sitting next to Spud. We're down by the ocean. And Spud goes, that's not going to do anything. And I was like, you should tell Chris. Because I knew the second he tells Chris we got a ball game.

Then once it, Chris, it's my favorite moment of beach trip. Chris, with a bottle of water in the ocean that he's going to walk back up to the umbrella

to pour on the base of the umbrella. He goes, oh yeah, okay. Why is that? And as soon as I said, I went, we got it,

we got it. Now, I got it. I'm glad that you said that because it's not going to do anything is the argument. It's a, it's a few to last way.

Yeah, yeah. Then the opening statement was, water's not going to do anything. I look at Spud. I say, I'm going to leave. You guys are going to be arguing about something else

in one hour. Came back. We're talking about Halliburton, building sand. Nothing. Like building on top of the sand. I didn't bring up. We're arguing about that where the water table is.

We're arguing about Evan. Now the truth is, Chris, you are right, in my opinion. This is my opinion. Yeah. That would help pack the sand. Yeah. If you weren't pouring more than this and walking back and forth, which is a giant waste of time. It's not that far.

How far was it today? How far was it today? We both know today's different than five years ago. We know the hurricane. We know the hurricane when we were here. You know, the way the things move. It's like now I'm filling up a thimble. I'm walking two miles back and forth.

It's like, it's a water bottle. It's 20 feet away. You're right. You're right. It was an office water cooler. It was a water bottle. It was gigantic.

And it was torn it on it. Packed it down. It did work. Chris, you're right. You're right. Matt Fox 20 is better than Prince. You were filling up a 50 gallon bottle of water.

Extremely honest. I'm glad you were pouring it out. You were also squeezing it as hard as you can and crinkling it up. You squeezed it and crinkled it. And, And it was one of these water bottles. I mean this. That's in real time changing.

I mean this. I'm just now going to have a crinkle argument. Bill is the inly of the eyes. All right. I got Bill on my side. He goes, just so you know you're crinkling it. I got to go.

Yeah, you're fucking crinkling it. That affects the ability to be filled up again. I'm just, no, I'm just saying like that's what you do. We're getting a little water bottle like this and filling it up.

It wasn't any bigger than this. It was this big. So it's too by saying, not enough water. Of course. It was a futile effort. It was just a feeling. It was completely useless. Just enjoy the beach.

It was useless other than the fact that it worked. In theory, it would have rocked. It were, you had to keep with or without the same. I got all, I got, they ran the gamut. The wind stopped, like all this stuff. They just couldn't admit that it worked. Yeah. Yeah.

You think pouring this amount of water on the base of the umbrella. Yeah, many times. It was back and forth. Yeah. Maybe three. You gave up because you know it was ridiculous. Well, I got caught in the middle of an argument. But you did.

But you did. But you did. But you did. I didn't stop. But you did some. How many times you think you went? You had to keep doing it because it wasn't stuck. I would say at least, I would say at least seven to ten.

You think you did seven to ten trips from the ocean? It's not that far. It's not that far. It was a long beach. It was a long beach. It was almost two times. It looked like Normandy. Yeah.

It was crazy. You were talking, you were falling. Your sound was given out. You were Hanks. And also, also, Chris, when you tell me you took 10 trips? I think easy. You think you took 10 trips? You think I wouldn't in the face of this?

Why did you have to take 10 trips? Someone goes, that's not going to work. You don't think I'm doing 10 at least? 10 trips. But why did you have to take 10 trips? I talked about it for six hours. I'm going to make more than three trips. Did the umbrella stay after the water?

Yes. Why did you have to do all the trips? It stood before the water as well. It didn't. It didn't. It fell over and almost got blown away. Almost. Yeah.

All it counts. Phil caught it. Phil caught it. Phil caught it. Phil caught it before it blue. way. Why did you have to keep filling it up and doing it over now? Well, I had to

surround it in the greatest debate. The country needs another debate. Somebody wakes butt up. Please. No, no. He's sleeping. Moistened What was your favorite part from the trip? Wake him up. Of the trip. I swear to God, the argument last night was probably my favorite. Really? I love

I love a fucking beach a beach argument. Yeah. My favorite was probably having to catch with my friends. Stingray. Having a catch with my friends. Stingray is nice. Yeah. But the stingray's jumping. That was crazy.

I thought there were shadows. We're eye floaters. I wish those guys called sharp. I also, there was a really great moment, and I experienced this personally, but because there's been a lot of like F-15s and stuff flying over, we saw Chinook. That was pretty cool. Chinook was nice. And then there was a pack of four what I thought were.

That was crazy. Navy planes, Air Force planes, ripping down the beach. Turns out there was just pelicans. It was four pelicans. Nate thought it was a duck. They do it every day. It was great. Nate literally thought the pelican was a dog.

That's probably my favorite moment. A pelican laying in the water. And they go, yeah, that's a big-ass duck. God, damn it. Trying so hard not to be racist. I liked watching Nate, enjoy the beach. Nate enjoying the beach is very nice.

Nate's, it might be pure salt life now. No. You think he's all of? I was watching the salt life gears. He loved it. He sat down and pissed in front of a family. Family? family photo

Nate's sitting taking the piss in one fucking foot of water that's all life dude that is solid it's an inch of water it should have been more obvious

that always were probably texting their friends like these fucking Somalis how do they figure out dude did you know that this place is where they filmed Truman Show yeah you were saying that it's fucking crazy

it makes it makes sense it makes perfect sense that's crazy that's pretty nice just to shift gears true it's a good gear shift this is a wide this is kind of a wild town it's cool

it's cool we like it here yeah true yeah yeah yeah yeah we won't get we won't say don't worry I'll defend you yeah it's more popular dude I think Bernie Spears is better than fucking

had I defend had him on the ropes the track by track was devastating you swore the truth Track by track was devastating. I lied. Listen on the beach and just going track by track

and being like, fuck. Yeah. It's domination. Yeah, there's no comparison. What's that, Agamemnon? How do you say his name? Agamemnon. Yeah.

That is Metallica. That was a cool shit I've ever seen in my life. That's where I jump off the train. I don't like Metallica like that. I don't think they're that. If you were to just go all bands of all time, they are just, in my opinion. Yeah.

They're not that good at all. Who's better, Prince. Everyone's got opinions, bro. I would say, well, you're back to your other part. Now you're Britney Spears over Santana. I would go. Yeah. I would genuinely, but I really don't like, I don't like metal.

That's the thing. For me, it's tough. I don't know. But I mean, you can even. You don't like him. You still have to pick them. But yeah, they have more songs. And I'd be like, okay, this is kind of a slamer than Prince, obviously, yeah.

Ben, but. But now we're talking sub top, like sub 50. What do you say? Ben Street 15. You literally need to listen to kill them all. What is that? Benj 15. If you could bench 315, you would like Mattel. You have to listen to.

There's way better metal for lifting, dude. Killed them all. Bro. I'm sorry. Metallica's like, it's kind of soft for metal. Metallica is kind of soft for metal. It is, dude. Just is.

Def tones. Come on. Tony, hey, look. You want to be so cow so bad. You want to be so good. So bad, bro. Death tones. A, a money, money, gullity as charge.

I'm a mighty, muddy, bostones. They run. money boss is i'm just saying macalip is i i don't think is in the pantheon of like the greatest of great they're they're they're super successful more power to them moscow moscow moscow moscow moscow moscow moscow cia put them there and then we did rush it we used them to do russian you are coming up i i put them there no i didn't that's that was a fact why did the cia selected the boy did the cia put them there someone was telling me that literally on the beach we just said that so who said that drunk chris said that yeah i made that up well i i

I think that he said, I think he's always something with that. No, I mean, it's a fair choice. We brought bands to Moscow. Obviously, the CIA probably did that. Exactly. But they're kind of, I said before, they're responsible for the Ukraine war. If you want a faux man, if you want a foment unrest, if you want a foment unrest in a communist society. What do you do?

You drop what there. You enter the sandman. You enter the sandman. You go, fellows. I know you guys, what do you think of the Eastern Block? And then you said, Bulls on parade would be. probably do just as good as I'm saying there was a bunch of bands yeah and the two raging as the rap the rap part would have kind of blew it yes it would obviously but there was other

bands that could have rocked moscow that was a captive audience so other bands other bands did do that who else rock it was a bunch of bands did that concert who else played but but enter saman was the moment it was they met the moment yeah i think Sabbath was on that really i think a bunch of bands russians are mad at gigantic russians are metal but when you put metallic enter Samin in Moscow. That rocked. I've said before, that video rocks. I promise I challenge anyone

to find me a better concert moment than that. I mean, it's historically, it's amazing. So that puts them in my mind in the pantheon of rock titans. Yes. Obviously. Has to. Dude, in terms of like bands I can put on and be like, damn, these guys rock, I can listen to all their songs.

You listen to two Metallica songs. You're done for a month. Ben Shreveen. Come on, dude. I don't know. Hell, man. They got some real... Have a PSF. They got some good ones.

That's nasty. Nothing else matters. We can do the presidential fitness test right now. On that ass. I'd whoop that ass. I don't run. That's my president. I don't run.

I don't run. I don't run. Nothing but the police. We can run. We can swim. You do a lot of stuff. I don't run from nothing. I'm just saying, dude, I'm just saying like there's so many of bands.

If you listen to Metallia, you'll never run this. Yeah. You'll go to, dude. You'll fight. You'll fight. You'll fight. If I listen to you too, I'm, I'm, sprinting like this.

That was approved. That was a true point. I'm going to age concerts. You're going to go, oh my God, there's a moth. If you listen to Metallica, you go, dude, somebody's entering my house. I'm going to fall in. And then kill myself. Now, if you listen to me, talk, someone's in my apartment.

What the fuck? You say, I'm going to stay in my ground in my apartment. Mom, dad. Get down. You got to go to school. I just don't think. But that video is sick. And that video was the first time I sort of got, I went,

damn, it's fucking. kind of rocks. Yeah. But that's it for me. It's like if I'm chilling, the last thing I'm thinking about is put it on James Headfield in large. Nobody,

nobody, if you're chilling and popping Metallica, you are fucking weird. For sure. But it's designed for what it's, that's like being like, road to my fireworks. It's fireworks.

You're like, I'm not going to chill and just light off a fucking firework. If you're a beast of course you're not. Honestly, the exact correlation. Yes. Of the same guys who chill and put on Metallica.

Chill and go. I'm going to let a firework at 2.45 in the afternoon. But when you need fireworks, you go, bro, that's fireworks. I think, see, now we're talking about lifting, rap. I think rap's better for lifting than Metallica. I'm going to get

pumped. I'm going to wrap. I can't listen rap anymore. It's because you you're like rotted to the core with racism. It's gotten so deep. It's just, it's gotten so deep as until I collapse. on the lifting playlist. You're not doing till I collapse?

No. Come on. A lot of real slim guy. Come on, dude. No. Till I collapse. You keep doing. No,

he is doing P.A. The 315. The 315 was not working for it. Rap stopped probably 24, 25. I was just like, man. When were you benching 315? You were trying to get off the floor?

I would say three years ago, maybe. You did the PAs first. I was firing back. I'm just here. You're USDA. No chips on this table. The only

reason I was a good one, the only reason I left is for Oklahoma drills. We'll do Oklahoma drills and that's the fitness stuff. You do you do a bandwidth this wide and go, I could beat you with that. It's like cool. What? I'm talking let's run the gamut. Let's do the Olympics.

I'm talking about running the game. I'm talking about let's go fucking crazy. Let's spread it. Let's go So about let's go crazy. You have, dude, you're talking to me right now. You have someone who's so on your ass and you have no idea. Hoss is like the Russian and Rocky right now. Just came third place in a bodybuilding competition. That's your true enemy.

Not man. We build back and build each other up. I'm not like CIA and Talica. I wouldn't go tear the, I wouldn't go tear Russia apart. He burned him on the beach. It doesn't matter. He shredding.

I'll still be him. I always from the beach. I know. That's crazy. Hello. You threw the PAs. I didn't show any PAs. You did throw PAs for.

You started. The 315 bench when you're losing an argument that bad. It's crazy. You lost that argument so bad. What? You blew it, dude. It was metallic versus you too. And I heard you losing it.

Chris, I heard Chris jumped in screaming. I had to call downstairs. I said, what the fuck is going on? Behind enemy lines. You went to sleep. Yeah.

You retreated. No, I went on stairs. I went upstairs. Don't ever hit me again, dude. Don't touch. Don't ever hit me again. Now, listen.

That's twice now. I'm going to join man. We're going to literally shave your head. We're going to fucking humiliate you. I'll fucking kill myself. You will. You will. Don't make me join mad.

We'll make you die. Go ahead. I went upstairs and I laid down. Nicely I went. And I heard screaming downstairs. And I was like, a lot of people that was, it was unbelievably loud.

We're talking loudly. People were screaming. Once I heard the kiss man, once I heard the kiss man go from the bar to the couch. Dude, I was like, Cap. And I had to call and go,

what's the situation? I was like, I would call downstairs. He's you to a guitar forward band. I called downstairs and go, yeah, what the fuck are you screaming about? He goes,

okay, this is what I'm saying. Is you to a guitar forward band? And I was like, yeah. It's my favorite argument I've ever heard. That almost got you out of the room. I almost came downstairs.

One a.m. Someone going, You do is not a fucking guitar board band. And somebody else be like, fuck you pussy. That's what I love, dude. My favorite part was genuinely pulled up the compilation.

I have no idea of Edge. He pulled the edge up. And I go, here we go. Check it out. And it was just like, come on, Edge. And I even jumped ahead. It was like, fuck.

That made me laugh. I was like, Damn it, Edge. I was just assuming I'm like, this guy's got a shred. I didn't realize the Edge had solo project. Oh, really? Wait.

Oh, yeah, dude, there's actually fire. I listen to the edge all the time. You think you know me. Dude, I stay edging. Yeah, that one, that really sunk my battleship. I was like, catfuck. Is it acoustic or is it? It's just like top 10.

You would think like top 10 moments. Shred, shred, shred. Dude, I pulled the first one on was for real like just a try. There's like a decode like, I'm like, okay, fuck, here we go. Hit again and it was just like he, it was just bad. Did he have the yellow like translucent Oakley's on or?

No, that's Bono. That's Bono, bro. I thought the edge did that too. I think he just had Sonny's. Bono would not allow him to wear. Yeah. Bono double. Or a hug.

Right out, he'd be feeding the world. He'd like, actually that's my thing. Bitch. Back up. I just sending pictures of YouTube to the group. If you Google pictures of YouTube, you go, these are literally the, lamest dudes of all time. Cold play butt fucks you too. That they're they've been disqualified

their last album. They had emojis in the title of their last album. I swear to God. Bro. Track for track. Track for track. Cooplay recently sounds like you too to me. Early cold play. I go all right. I fuck with that. Coldplay's been you too. Now they're, you ever listen to Colplay's newest newest, newest album? Yeah. Every day. I actually probably listen to it the most out of anyone here. It's real funny. Like you listen to it. You listen to you're like, whoa. What? Pick your phone up, dude.

It's scouting. You listen to you. The edge. Oh, you can't? It's always a worthy man. It's magnetic to the fucking table. It's a magnet. Oh, here you guys.

Oh, shit. The edge, he wore like the under armor, cold gear, like cap, like head cap. I don't know anything about you. That's my problem. I argued for them, and I don't know much about them. I mean, honestly, I don't know the guitarist was named the edge.

I don't think it's the edge. It's just edge. Yeah, yeah. If you say the edge, it's yeah. Uncuth. It's for your O.F. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. You ever see this video? Yeah. Thank you, African Roos. Man, let's switch gears and just get... What's going on in the world?

That's a funny part. It's a victory. I have no idea what's going on. Doesn't matter. I was in the Wawa and this fucking kid was low-bonged out on Facebook marketplace and hit him with. Can we buckle down and get serious?

And it's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. That's nice. What was he trying to buy? You didn't know idea. Pick up truck. Yeah. We buckled down and get serious on this. It's also what I do.

I just hit Marketplace and hauling it. What do you get in on Marketplace? Nothing. I just look at it. Like porn. Yeah. Dang. That's Dad. You got Dad's jeans.

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San Jose. Please come. It's coming August 6th. I think it's next weekend. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. August 6th and 7th, I believe San Jose, California. Please come.

Please go. Charleston, South Carolina. August. 7th or 8th. No. Oh, yeah, it's the same weekend. It's the same weekend. August 7th, 8th.

We'll find it. Here we go. August 8, Charleston. What are you up to over there? I'm looking at the edge. Let me see the edging. Let's see this guy. Look at him.

Dude. He doesn't look like a douchebag. I thought it was under armor. I thought it was a cold gear. It's actually a sick. Matt's next look. I mean, but he actually just has the

thinnest beanie of all time. That's a pub. That's a pub legend, bro. That's a pub. Oh, look at Calder. He's a legend in the pub. I take it back. Okay.

Edge is a fucking man. I haven't seen him in a while. He does look sick as fuck. Back with him. Yeah. Now that's good, but what do he evolved into? Yeah.

Fuck, I didn't, I didn't know he's going to be such a beast. Bono's so gay. Yeah. Feed the world. I literally don't like Bono as a dude. Yeah, it's been. Dude.

U-2 over Metallica is nuts. I'm saying what I ever had to listen to, I swear to God. If I had to do U-2's hits, like, the two songs that I like versus Metallica, I would genuinely pick the U-2 song. One, I'm still haven't found what I'm looking for. Yeah. There's my only two U-2 songs I know. But I like those songs.

One. Streets have no names. Streets out, they played on the beach. It kind of stunk on the beach. We went. One. We went band for band. You can't listen to you two under attack.

Yeah, true. It's a private matter. You can't listen to Metallica under attack. I will. You can go. I tend this with my life. Yeah, yeah. It's literally fighting your interlocutors.

Yeah. True. Going from, Chris, going from sitting on the beach, blasting for whom the belt holes during a thunderstorm at night on the beach in Florida. Lightning.

I'm with. you like crazy i'm with you going inside and hearing people say you two is better i mean what are we talking about it's going to ruffle your feathers what do we do Nate you were out there for that it was incredible if i was playing sunday bloody sunday during that you would said i was a man it's a big ass duck i mean realistically i was inside the horse all night you were in the horse i was in the horse all night until once the sun went down i broke out of the horse and what did it what did i tell today. What? When you and I stood on the beach and I said, I'm, I'm agamamee.

And I said, tonight, tonight we leave the horse. I was in the horse. We were on the beach. I said, don't worry, we're going to get them tonight. And what did we did? Can you admit? I'm Odysseus. Can you admit? I'm Odysseus. Can you admit? Can you admit? We got him in the horse. Hold on. Did we burn Troy tonight? We burnt Troy. Yeah. We burnt. Troy. I'll concede. I lost on the beach.

I lost in that. However, November rain. Victory. Victory. you better than understand man. November rain is, I would still argue that's better than that's better. Troy's burnt, brother. You almost lost, bro. You almost lost the easiest argument. You almost, you almost died in that horse

waiting for it. You get drunk and patrol. I will say, look, I was bleeding in that loss. I can see that loss. I was pissing in the horse and shit. But I just think like, dialogues like this are really important to me. Actually, it's great.

You love YouTube. That's a YouTube. Guys, scutty's a bit. It's a dialect. Dialogs like this. This is what the country needs. Yeah. People just come together.

Hey, I know we don't agree on everything. It doesn't mean I don't like you as a person. Hunter McCosker. Billy's clips. Billy's went. Why you're such a fucking nuts. For real.

You're Fuentes. You're Hunter Biden. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of my kids' friends are listening to this, Mattalk. I was trying to get a hand around. I'm trying to figure out what it's about. That's interesting.

That was crazy. APEC. I don't know. that we're talking Gavin down, but APEC, wow, I never even thought of that. That's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting that you say that.

2020, I saw a dude down here with the Trump 28, 28 flag. That's powerful. People are per hoax the bell to be. That's literally the last Mohicans. Trump 2028, you have to be the dumbest fucking guy alive. I mean, he's there with two knives going. No, it's like, it's like 30 floor. balcony to the ground.

Oh, yeah. He was there last time we were here. Yeah. No, no, there's another guy. He has 2028. I don't know.

He had just like, no, it was, it was, uh, it's Trump. 250, yeah, 250 years. Then it's thank you.

Boomers are hard on the 250 love right now. It's wild. 250. 250 love sick. They were also there for the bicentennial too, which is sick. I do love 250. 250.

You got to put a sticker on your car. Love too. You got to put a sticker on your car. Love too. My dad put a fucking sticker on everyone's car at 250. And you got to get an SOB. sticker. No, it is. I might get a terrorist hunting permit.

On the on my car. That's tough. Yeah. I like that, actually. South of the border, Tara's hunting permit. Still being Trump Hill, it is nice. They lost all their swag. Hill. Trump dogs? What? Yeah.

No, just like trying to get us into wars. It's like, Terra's hunting permit was sick. Now they got nothing. They were, they were coming off. They're fine. And also. You know what they should have done is taking a break from war. That would have helped. They've, like, chilled for little bit. Maybe you can get stirred back up. If you're in war all the time, you're like, oh, God

damn it, here we go. Yeah. That's a great thing. I never thought of it like that. That's why we have to have conversations like that. It is important to have conversations. I hope in the straits, you crazy bastards. Praise be to Allah. Hit him with a fucking Tyson. Praise me to Allah. It's crazy. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. Easter.

fucking Muslim about? Was Tyson Muslim? He became Muslim for a minute. That's sick. He was fired up. Damn.

That's true. Lennox Lewis. I want to eat your children. Lennox Lewis jabbed him to death. Lennox destroyed him. He didn't. Can't break Kent to the equation.

I forgot about Lennox Lewis. That's a legend. Yeah. Legend in the pub. True. True. He's probably dragged with Edge, for real.

More than likely, yeah. Tyson's obviously Metallica. Yeah, that's interesting, man. That's interesting, man. That's what that energy is. Lennox Lewis is November rain? No.

But yeah, sure. Who's obviously who's better all now. Obviously, who's better all time? Yeah, yeah. I'll take that. Tyson or Lennox Lewis. I think that's good common ground. Yeah, yeah.

But who won with just jabs? Volume. Volume. It's eight minute tracks. here's the third guitar solo you guys love this right excuse me why I beat my watch you know I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna look up edge

guitar solos all night now yeah I'm just fine just like you're gonna have a five minute compilation once dude he's I gave him like two solid minutes and I was like you should buy his signature stratacaster he has a signature shot out to Marcus King for selling the debate obviously a professional musician

I know your brother shout out to him for sure I know your brother Tom said differently. We're two too, obviously. No. We got some. Tom being included with those other three is preposterous. Okay, fair enough. But Billy caught him.

You know that. The record's right. I'm very fond of. When it comes to you just here, Tom probably put you on in November rain. For sure. Yes. Obviously.

Tom told me that's like his favorite. But he's a musical affixionado for sure. Yeah, but the guys we called are actual. Yeah. Actually. It's only two verse one. Two v. one.

You think the... And two of the guys were led, bro. That was leading... No, no, no, no. That was leading the witness. Marcus, Marcus was led. The third was not. Fair not.

Third was not. Third was not. Third was not. Literally said, I opened for you too. Yeah, fair, fair. Third was not led. Do you think the edge... So it's one versus one.

Do you think the edge is big enough? This is very important. We're good. We can keep that. Do you think the edge has like a historian? Like a specific edge historian? An edge of... Probably.

No. It's Matt. Matt is the Edge Lord. Matt's going to start uploading solos to YouTube. Edge Lord 69. You're the king of the Edge Lord. You got to make a YouTube channel Edge Lord 649. Just start clipping edge.

I'm going to feel like clavicle. Oh, guys, this next technique he does is actually really kind of crazy. I'm into depth. Yeah. I like depth in my music. Yeah. Layers. Layers.

Layers depth, range. Yeah. Little dissonance here and there. Love disson. I love dissoning. I love a distance of metallur. Yeah, you're fucking right. You're fucking right.

That's like listening to a fucking diesel engine. You're just like, okay. It's punching a guy in the face. It's getting work done. You got that diesel running. That's getting work done. It's tractor pull. You're talking about making LBZ versus punching guy in the face.

No. I'm talking about telling a woman how you feel. Where? Huh? Which one does that? That's fucking you too, dude. No, I propose a Gianna to kill them all. Now, you're just front.

now you're front. I did. Ride the lightning came on. Dude, so you fucking marry me, baby. Metallica, that's the craziest thing.

Never, bro, I've been to seven of their concerts. Me too. You did. This is what it's all about, dude. This is beach trip 2022.

It's just guys having fun. It's so great. Conversations like these are important. You know what's fucked up that I was thinking about? Literally just the other day. And it's kind of like damning. I don't know

I should even unleash this. It's like not, I guess it's not, well, I'm saying. It's probably kind of dumb. But like, you know, people will pay for testosterone. Like, it's like something people, it's like, even women, too, like get, it helps. Watching this. Nobody buys. Like, if you were to buy estrogen, what do you say?

You're soft launching this. Yeah. Yonte. No, I'm just trying. I'm just trying to make sure. I'm trying to organize the right. I'm trying to establish things. Dude.

This is important. We have conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. This is a very important thing. I have a conversation. People do buy estrogen.

Hey, he can do this. Little bro, man. He's going to do what he does. You're saying you can't buy estrogen. No, I'm saying you wouldn't. You wouldn't buy estrogen. You wouldn't. Do you want to fucking crash out?

It wouldn't make any sense. People buy, people pay good money for testosterone. Yeah. It's the essence of a man. How much is it cost? I don't know. I don't either.

But I'm saying people pay money for testosterone. You would pay money to get estrogen out. Girls are actually paying money for testosterone. I know. That's how damning. I'm like, that's really bad. It's almost like guys rule and girls drool. That's kind.

I mean, scientifically proven. If you were to inject estrogen, you'd have like problems. Yeah. You'd be fucked up. I think there are dudes to take...

We've had problems here. Michigan plates? Someone's had to need estrogen and get injected though, right? Hmm? Someone's had to need estrogen. Yeah, there's dudes who take tea. And their estrogen levels go to zero.

I had to get estrogen because I had too much too. Yeah, my teeth was super high. I was 10. Yeah. My teeth was too high. They were like, dude, you're going to do something. And I think some girls do... Are you being serious?

Yeah. I went. I got ways well. I got my blood taken. And they're like, dude, your tears at 12,000. I believe they did. No, they said no day.

You need less. You need to ask you. High A. We need to balance what's going on in your system. They said you too jacked. You're about the OD on T. Yes. High E.

Is it the reason you keep winning arguments about against your girlfriend, Chris? The reason you can't hear the depth and range of you too. Is the T's too high? And I said, can you please play Edters Samman. T. Jack.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It is obviously, obviously high tea music, metallic. Low tea music. Ways to L.B. Waste to L.B.

Waste to L. B like Trinople. Can we agree on that? He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for it. One of them's high tea. One of them's high tea. Getting AIDS is high tea. Get AIDS is high tea.

Receiving AIDS might not be giving AIDS is high tea. Getting AIDS is high tea. AIDS over. Hey. G. You know. AIDS is high tea.

AIDS is high tea. AIDS is high tea. Getting AIDS is high tea. No, no. AIDS is high tea. There's only one way to get it. It's high. It's only one way to give it.

You gotta have the highest tea possible. AIDS is top of the mountain tea. Age is definitely the highest tea. So we're right where we started. Now I'll give you that. We were right where we started. You too, too. Oh, that's the highest tea possible.

No, too. Metallica's high tea. He was trying to vanquish the highest tea disease. Exactly. That's girl shit. No way. He saw the highest tea. He wants to party. He saw the highest tea.

No, dude. He saw the AIDS. He was like, yo, that's high tea. Yeah. These guys are partying too hard. It's got to be a way to make money off. He couldn't party for a while. He wanted the party back on.

No, he wanted that. The parties on. He was looking for a cure to Fouchy's disease. True. You do is Fouchy. Yeah. Dude, Metallica, CIA plants. They basically started the war in Ukraine.

war in Ukraine. Let's be honest. Chris loves the war in Ukraine. That's crazy. I don't love it. What a disaster. That's been. I don't love it. That's crazy. That's what they use to get everyone. Just say that I can dance, man. I'm getting attacked. I can dance.

After what you did to Billy last night, I was slumbered? I didn't do anything. I could hear him screaming, dude. I heard what you did to the boy. What did I do? I went upstairs and Billy got fucking mugged, dude. I don't. I would have called that. I saw flaw in the argument. I heard you smiled in his face and went to bed. No, I was saying good

nights. Genuinely. Spud told me you went and went to bed. I was tired. I think it's a great move by the way. I commended you. This morning when the three of us were outside, when you mean when you mean Spud sat outside this morning and he told me what you did, I was like, hats off. That's the ultimate. That's a knockout. Leaving an argument when someone's yelling at you and going and going to go into bed is a knockout. I don't think I was trying to do it. You committed me on a move on the beach. I didn't know I was making a move. I respect the moves.

I do. Anybody. That might be subconscious. Yeah. It comes naturally. My favorite moves are just being like, dude, you see how I can admit when I'm wrong and you can't.

Anytime someone proves you wrong and you go, see how I said yes, you're right on this. You haven't said that once. Well, it's a trap because you're like, yeah, I do.

And you're like, fuck. Now I'm stuck at it. You're not arguing about something different. That's what I'm saying. I was taking on machine gun fired. I've never seen anything. I've never seen anything.

Dude, I couldn't defend you any longer. I was also, you don't even realize this. I had a third front. I'm going for stuff. Chris is back there screaming about shit. I was not. I'm going Chris was in the fucking bullpen. I was waiting to get him out.

I was on the porch having a great time. He was at a house. Before that. screaming. Bill, by the table. He was getting over at his phone out being like, he started the top of 1000. And we're talking about you doing the talent.

Your time lines are mess. Good deal. Was I not out on the porch with you having a conversation about... We were having that. That was way after. No, it wasn't. We were having the argument. When you said you're out of the deck the whole time?

When you guys got into this new thing. I walked away from it. I went, I went like this. I got down to Atlantis more seven. The original argument that was my favorite is when Tommy was making the result. Chris came in. You're like, you make a mushroom risotto and Tommy just goes, yeah. This walks away. My favorite. That was, that was a down look. This is one of the finest moments of my, I like to stir it up.

When you leaned over and talked to him and went, what are you making Rosetta? I didn't say that. Obviously, I know Tommy. Sure. How are you saying, are you, you, you were like, enthusiastic. Are you making the wild mushroom risotto? Yes. You were. I was telling me an Did he get me a cranky response? Now, when you did that, I was behind you and I pushed you back in towards him, which made me very happy. I was right behind you.

I was out of frame. Pushed in. I knew you were being. I knew you were being enthusiastic about it. I was like, it was enthusiastic. You knew Tommy was going to be furious. He thought you were coming. He thought you were coming inside.

Yeah. Where's my dinner? When someone's making dinner and you come in, hammering me, you make a risetto? I don't think it's wrong. But I knew you would take it. I was like, that's awesome. You didn't say that's awesome.

You didn't say that's awesome. You literally said, making the risotto. And pushing you into that made me feel very good. Well, when I, when I entered it in to be sent out, I thought it was positive. I knew your mentality. That was my smile before leaving. Same thing. I was like, good night, everybody.

I had no intention of nobody. Nobody would have thought. Speaking down to the white. Wild mushroom risotto. It's great. I mean, it's hard, but these are conversations. We have to have. We do.

These are conversations. By the way, by the way, these are conversations we literally contractually have to have. So we're doing it. Literally. It's very important we have these conversations. Personally, I think it's funny. It is. I would like to hear this argument.

You know? Yeah. This one, this entire podcast. It's a good argument. Yeah. A good argument. I mean, right or left.

It just has to be talked about. Not a lot of guys tell like it is like we are right now. I agree. Totally agree. Very important. Man, and it's a big, blah.

Pelican, fool. Hello. Love. Anyway, we're back. Yeah. We're fired up.

I never thought, I went into it. I saw a meme that said, Elliot Page was playing Achilles. Yeah. Rage. So right when I saw it, I was like,

why is Achilles running? like that. Why is Achilles acting like a pussy? The Achilles gets speared right away. And I was like, Oh, you thought it was Achilles in the opening scene? Literally while I was watching it. I was like, damn, dude. That is a terrible portrayal. So who was Elliot Page actually playing? Just a random soldier? Yeah. Yeah. And it was actually truthfully. And I'm going to get called a live for this. I liked it. I liked Elliot Page in, uh, Hades as well. Liked it. She's in the underworld. Sue me.

sue me. This conversation. I'll see that in court. Strong and powerful. I liked it. It was strong and powerful. It was just enough casting controversy.

Too much. Too much would have been a problem. Nah. Yeah. You need a little cast in the beginning was weird. Astro world pissed me off. That was crazy.

They literally had his neck tattoos in the fucking directly to do what I thought was Achilles. Piss me off. What? I thought it was that and then Achilles.

I was like this. Damon looks like a hairless champ hi day nice David's definitely metallic he's fucking ripped he's more metallic than you it's crazy yeah fair I gotta see it to form my own opinion but I paid you too I don't pay you too

I wouldn't say that it is one of it I would say Pattinson we're beyond that definitely Metallica he's Metallica you can't just claim all the guys you like you're like this is bullshit I didn't even see the movie that was one of the greatest things I've never heard about it I'm gonna

name something, you tell me... You tell me Metallica or you too. Football. I'll give you Metallica for that. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're done. Fair. See it to the end of the game. That's fine.

Skateboarding. Batalka. Okay. I'm trying to think of something else that's cool as fuck. Fishing. Deep sea. That could go you too. Deep Sea, choppy. Dude.

That's sorry. But you're narrowing the dimension. No, I'm just named the coolest possible. You don't want choppy. You want choppy waters? Bro, it's a hell of the story. We live to tell the tale. The coolest, dude.

You guys don't want choppy water. Decided it will favor us. You guys don't want to. If I was deep sea fishing, that's YouTube, deep sea, man. Deep Sea fish is you too. If I'm on choppy waters, I don't want Metallica playing at all.

It's the only thing that's going to save you. I mean, as captain of the ship, I would say, turn that fucking rack it off. I need to focus. Captain of what? The proverbial ship on choppy water. SS, Matt. You're the one

to ask me. You were asking me about it. I'm saying, well, clearly I'm, I'm piloting or captaining. Yeah. All right, but you agree skateboarding

football or Mattel. I would say, yeah, for sure. What would you say? W. W. W.

Well, talk, obviously. Okay. The sixth is the Grove. The Grove. The Grove. That's talent. If you put on YouTube

at the grove, they'd throw the fuck up. No, they want, if you put on a, you two, one of you two biggest hits. Yeah, bro. At the Grove of the

big hits of the growth. Dude, There'd be ladies there There'd be some of us Also pretty dossile They could fucking They're pretty fucking Shitface or on heroin

You put on a YouTube Bangor You go You go Sunday at a bloody Sunday At the Grove They're gonna go But you put on You put on

Enter Samman Beer Hills going nuts Yeah You're hearing it from Shane's dad's house True But then again You're with your kids You're like

All right man That's devil music That's kind of devil music Man I'm not I'm not in that stuff I hear Devil music It's not for the family

Rock and Roll is Devils Metallica more so you know it's devil music well it's you know that's all just bringing up a good point i mean this is a conversation you have to have we love christ he's bringing up a good point yeah i know it's important conversation i don't want to tap the ultimate boss but yeah dude you're saying my boss true jesus jesus matalica are you too is you too feed the world feed the world water money through about what's flipping the tables huh when he flipped the table That's Talca.

You're in fire. But his most hard crochet getting nailed to the cross. Was that you two or Metallica? Your sense. I'm being honest. That's got to be Talca for, yes. Nothing else matters.

Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. I don't know. He might not like Metallica. Jesus is like Metallica. Jesus loves everybody. That's what I'm saying. I can't make that right.

I can't speak for it. I think you two is more likely Jesus lovers than Metallica as band. Yeah. Yeah. I feel it is all. Jesus lovers. Yeah. Like they're Catholic.

Not Catholic. They are now. Weird Protestants. I think U2's Catholic. No, no, no. I mean, the people that would support you two over Metallica. Yeah, true.

Dude. No, no, no. The Crusades? The Crusades. The Maricopa or... The majority of Catholics are old ladies. You two are Irish Catholic, aren't they not?

Fellas. The Crusades. Is that Metallica or you two? King Baldwin. That's, uh... Yes. I don't know. That's a tough one.

The Crusades, but that's not of like Metallica. Speaking about lifting. That's, dude, that's medieval Christianity. I thought the French, I thought the French started the Crusades. I work out to the music. That plays when that sex scene happens in the Kingdom of Heaven.

Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual crusades, not the movie. Hannibal actor. They wouldn't have liked that crap, dude, the fucking medieval fucking priest would have, they would have thought they went to heaven. Metallica, dude? Yes. This is a far. This is devil music.

No. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. They started calling you a devil music because they wouldn't give people a cut of their stuff. They said, Oh, this is for the devil guys. Don't listen to this. Dude, it's literally metal is. Metal is. If you had to pick, okay,

if you're to pick the official music for devil worshiping, it would be metal. Yeah, but I don't think, I don't think Metallica is really, they're not. They're not even really metal is. They just rock.

They sell you rock. Yeah. Soft metal. King Baldwin. It's soft metal. Metallica are you too. I don't know. These are a leopard that conquered

Jerusalem. Yeah, that's metallic. That's metallic. I'm just saying, I don't know if he would have a medieval mind, I think would have been like, what the fuck is this? I'm not even going to pretend to understand grasping, getting into a medieval mind. I've been reading about the medieval mind. I can't even pretend to get into it. Who wrote it?

What do you say? Who wrote it? Who wrote what? The medieval mind. No, no, it's not a book. I'm saying I've been reading books about the medieval mind. Who wrote him? Huh?

Who wrote him? The books? Uh, fuck. What was the guy's name? Who wrote it? I don't have, it's in my room right there. I can grab it. But.

Get it. I'm getting it right now. I have full control over you. Look at how I command you. Bend to my will, Metallica. Oh, yeah. Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that. Don't you worry about that. I've been in the horse for way too long. You do that's Catholic. Yeah. Yeah, you two is actually Catholic. And I bet once they got down and we're fighting in Jerusalem. Charles Taylor of Second.

Have no name. Good boy. Put that on table. It's a good book. I said, what doesn't mind. It's bad. Think boy.

Charles Taylor. Sounds like a Protestant. Secular age. You could be. Sounds like a proddy. But yeah, he's talking about the medieval mind. Very porous.

Whereas we're kind of buffered. I'm reading a book on Vaxes right now, honestly. Reading a book on Vaxes. How's that going? Pretty good. I finished it. What did you say?

No what I did. That was good. I'm reading it. Suzanne Hartfrey's book. She was on Reagan. I read it and had an audiobook going at the same time. It was fucking awesome. You ever do that?

No, but I heard that is sick. Can I ask you really trying to fucking pay attention? All you're reading? Yes, it's awesome. It's like you're in school with your English teacher. That is kind of nice.

Have you ever put it on like three times speed to see if you can read fast? I can't. That bothers the fucking bothers me. I read it. No, while you're reading. Two times speed. So you're like trying to go up with it.

I was at like two times. I appreciate that. Yeah, I appreciate that. Two times, three times. it fucks me up. It's too fast. Yeah, the rhythm's up. What's the prostate hoax? I saw you gave

Oh, it's a completely made the prostate test. They fucking made it up and the dude who made up the test was like, please stop doing this to people. Really? To check prostate cases. Oh, to go up people's butts. Dude, they go up your head. It gives people cancer. That's why they're like really, they don't like doing it. They're fucking annihilates.

The prostate test gives you cancer. That's my way. Cancer. You too. A made up disease. on this world. Yeah. Is Metallica. There's like a number.

There's a lot of negative things. Age, you too. You too. There's a lot of negative things that are also. That's true. I'm the family doctor. I'm the family doctor.

You too. You're the family doctor. That's you too. Giving them stuff I find on the internet, Metallica. That's how I medicate though. No, Ajax is the only Metallica. Dude.

AJAX is a god You're sold on you On your fucking Wawa interview But down Throwing a metal baseball bad Ajax is the Metallica You've done so much Metallica shit Dude you've done so much Metallica shit dude

Yeah I was just argue I hate to admit this I'm more you too Than Metallica I'm more you too Reverse How do you feel like you're more you too? I'm a big soft gay guy

No you're not you're You're cool shit You're compliments bro How You fish for compliments That's you too that's good that's girl stuff

you do you do no I'm not just hyping you you're more metallic I wish I was more metallic I wish I was more metallic what are you talking about I wish I was his anima his anima is you too

unfortunately it is his essence My essence is you too My demons are metallic Your demons are fucking When you're smashing up oil models That's metallic That's not you too

You're definitely you Slaving the dishwasher Never to you too It's always too Yeah fuck out Smash our Who smashed the top row? You can't listen to Metallica

because you will Hulk out. I will say smashing a glass, smashing a glass into the top of your dishwasher is the best feeling in the world. No banner. Punching holes in the wall. That's Metallica. That's Metallica as hell.

True. You're on the path. I mean, just put on, kill them all. I tell you, I don't like metal. Dude. It's already. It's already playing in your head. You're already.

You would, look, you and me are different. I wish I was sprinting, dude. I am you too. You are Metallica. I wish you were you too. We both wish. That's true. You're not living in harmony.

Tucker can't deny it strikes. I know what I am. You skateboarded. True. Still do. That's Metallica. Although I will say, yeah. riding a scooter to the gym.

Utah. Knock on the gym, Metallica. I make my bicycle, which is that you too. Riding your buscule, Joe. You too. Now, crashing your bicycle, fighting a dog, bleeding at the gym,

Metallica. You're pretending to be you too. You keep being metallic. Trying to keep a lid on it. It's metallic. Hang a white knuckle in it. Metallica. You are literally Metallica.

I'm in denial. You are Hattfield. It's so sick. Watch a Metallica documentary. You'll fucking love. Hedfield rules, dude. That was the ultimate Trojan horse into my psyche now. I'm like, dude,

Metallica rules. You were literally swimming. I was standing next to Billy on the beach. It was. You gave me the whole plan. It was Odysseus Nagamama. I like stood. I was looking at all the drift.

I said, we could build a horse. I said, don't worry, tonight. We're going to get them. You win. That's, I was completely done. It got me. I can't deny it. That was like the fifth dimension level of the argument.

I'm done. 5D chess. I'm done. I had to give myself up. I had to admit. Unfortunately, I am deep down of my court gay ass you too. But I wish I was Metallica. You're Metallica, bro.

Guard dogs, Metallica, dude. God don't you you too Nate you too all that Me too bro There's nothing we can do about it

We got a good heart I wish I didn't dude I wish I was sick And I wish I was evil I'm not Ocomband Metallica

Fuck Possibly the most Metallica Yeah Dark news And blue I'm Absolute horror

Yeah You are Metallic You're the most Metallic out of everyone you're easily the most. I don't think so. Dude,

Beezer. That's the most metallic. Yeah, true. Beezers ride the light. Beezer's head, Beezer might be edge. That might be edge. It actually might be him.

Have we seen them together? I mean, Beezer put all the rumors of rest. Yeah, dude, he swam. Swam with the flap rim and son he's on. He swam. Oh, you do. swim. He hates

swim. Yeah. Dude, he swam so far out. You too swim. I'm out of preview. I'm out here pussy. He swam out further than everyone. He was trying to ride the wind.

Tommy's Metallica. Oh, dude. It's crazy. Drozza. You too. You're Metallica. You might be the most Metallica. I'm not the most Metallica.

So what's Bill? I'm easily. I'm Matchbox swimming next level. Billy's YouTube. Billy's. I'm Iron Maiden. No, you're you too. You're definitely more you two than Metallica.

You're not like a, you're not like a. Tigers in the cage. When Tiger gets out of the cage, I'm Metallica. I don't think the Tigers in the cage. You've heard me before. I think Tigers in the cage. cage. Yeah.

Tiger's out of cage. Yeah. There's no tiger. Stevie and Reggie. You too. That's you too. That's you do. That's you too.

Jackson's Metallica. Look, dude. He's a blind, dying pimple, dude. That's so metallic. You know what it is, dude. It's all Jackson and the ears. Oh,

dark news. You're a person to have been in the kid on the bed, wiping his chest to the drums. Oh my God. I wish I could find it. I'll try to find it for you. Dude, falling on a U2 sword

is the most noble thing you've ever done. It's embarrassing, but I know who I am. McGill you too, man. That's crazy. O'Compson? I'm right there with you.

Chris. You are the most metallic. That's true. You're a demon. Yeah. I want to run. Sunlight on my face, dude.

What? You too, lear. actual demon. I want sunlight on my face. You're a demon. I'm actually going to be scared to sleep here with you. That's crazy.

You in this house spooks me out. God knows when you're breaking to my head. Tonight's tonight. You can't reach you. Nate's been begging us to eat. We never ate Nate. Oh yeah. Well, you were begging us to eat you. Pause. No, that was

Nate. That's the king of the Paulus, dude. He kept like falling down the ocean Be like oh my god are you guys gonna get me? Remember when you did that to me? Twice you did that to me twice Obviously if you drown we're in big big trouble We're in hot water Nobody will believe us

No one's gonna believe us But who knows what happened Anyway We're gonna find out What are you looking up, Bill? Metallica. Trying to find this video. Denying it's crazy.

Yeah. I wish. I wish I was Metallica. Honestly, if we all voted, if you're Metallica or Utah. What would you honestly? You are Metallica. 100%. What would you say about Chris?

Metallica. Yeah. Now, what would you say about Billy? Metallica are you too? Well, he's very, he's been you two to me. He's a nice, soft guy. He's you two to me, but. Yeah.

I don't think there's a Metallica in there. No, but I don't think there's like a real evil boiling under the surface. I think it's, he tries to be a tough guy. He's got a rough outer shell because of the way he's raised. Totally like that. It's a bit of a crustacean. He's a lobster. Nothing underneath is soft underneath.

See, this is just the kind of thing that brings the Metallica out. You're conjuring of Metallica. I'd love to see it. He's trying to think he has it. Try some of the Metallica. This is a witch's brink. brew. Now, but guard dog's a freak.

Guard dog's a little metallic. Yeah, guard dog is a Metallica. He's glad. He gave him a couple fucking whiskey. He's like, what you say to me, cock sucker? You are, mine. You're a Metallica, man. Nate's a sweet man.

Unfortunately, we're you too, bro. How are we can do? Probably how you're you too. How are you not Metallica? I'm gay all the time. What are you talking about? Yeah. You got a Metallica.

Yeah. I need this. I don't think you've ever seen it. I've seen it. More than most. You thrive off a discord. You thrive off of a discord. I've been on the receiving end of a couple solos. False.

Yeah. Thrive off discord. How you got, Metallica. Yeah, dude. That sounds like more Sabbath. That sounds like sad. The bells told for me a couple. We should just say we're all Metalca.

That's crazy. Obviously, we're all the time. Bill, you're Metalca. Change is trying to get someone to say he's Metalca. He's without. He is Matt. He's hitting the whole. That's you.

You're Metallica. He's shopping the waters. I said you, me and Nate, or you too? Yeah. I'm obviously Mattelka. You're not at all. You're one of the nicest guys. You're a sweetheart.

Thanks. Yeah. It's not a bad thing. I'm striving. I need to kiss your stomach. Like the album. Jeez. What the hell?

So you know, that's you too. That's you too. That's you too. I'm strut. My whole life should get to you too. That's what makes you the most. Non-stop.

Yeah. Like, dude, trying like hell. She's going crazy. That is Metallica. That is true. Yeah. Every day I go.

I'm you too. I don't know why everyone treats me like I'm a metallic. As the difference. I don't know. All I'm doing is playing you too. Am I taking crazy people? I'm saying this over and over again.

You too. Doggucks. All that I say. I swear I'm you too. There's a little kid on a bed singing that. And then when the drums kick and he slaps his fucking jazz. It's just playing by the room. We took it to the lemon.

We took it. Today at the beach, we took it to the limit. Where's Beezer? Beezer will come down. You think you could summon him? You got to enjoy it. Yes. Summon him.

Text him. Beezer. Beezer. He's not going to like it. No, he's out on the, he's out. He's out. Yeah, he's not going to like the pause. Chat BZT.

He's watching an intervention. Yeah. He might be on the sound barrier. He might be. It's hilarious. He's been stealing. all fucking Gardini's coax. It's so funny.

Did you know that? That's not funny to watch in a match. While you're fucked off. It's just blacked out. What the fuck? It's a, it's a, it's a,

Bees and Tommy. He's crying at the tape. It's metallic. It might be the most metallic. Bees are Tommy crushing intervention right now. Yeah. That's text.

Well, that's complete Metallica. God dang it. Well, what a funny one. He's been getting stolen from him. Huh? Gardini's McGahn his Coke stealing from him. It's Cokehead. So he's...

Coca-Cola. Yeah. He fought a couple of Coca-Cola classics. And somebody... Somebody didn't go out to the beach today. And somebody... Just out of nowhere, 12 Coca-Cola's are going.

that's Metallica that is Metallica crushing three quarters that denied it's crazy and they're going I don't know who took him smashing the hotel room yeah

there are minis too the cooks it's not alright you were complaining about it you were complaining about it you were down the beach going somebody stole my Coke I think Brian Drenkel

you call him Brian's I think that is Metallica is calling six Brian I think B drank him

stop yeah seeing them disappear that fast is just alarming yeah being like dude someone drank eight minutes

to get these baggers out of me let me get these beggars out of it him turned the side is fucking amazing can't wait to see it you're going to love that scene

you're going to see it is so funny I was pissed And they're kicking the dog Oh, we never Did they kick the dog The movie? Yeah.

Dang. We never talked about Spotlight. It's a fucking honesty. Spotlight. Spotlight. Spotlight. Spotlight.

That's you too. Spotlight. You literally, that's you to the movie. Yes, too. Oh. You're talking about that movie.

Yeah. Dude, that was so fucking bad. There's nothing more powerful than the stinking Catholics. They got to stop raping kids. What the hell's going on? It was like, Irish Catholics, they're never going to fucking turn on these pedophiles.

Yeah. Fuck made this. What fuck is this? They did. That's the point of the movie. The movie's made because they did. Yeah, it was bad. Nothing stops a Catholic when they got something on their mind.

The blow the whole city to stop it. Yeah. Salachia. Here's Boston. Yeah. Irish Boston behavior is crazy. The Boston. It was crazy.

It's crazy. Yeah. That was, I had it hyped up. We rewatched it on, I came in, I was, don't get me wrong, I had a couple cocktails down the beach, came in, and the boys were snuggled up watching Spotlight on Tooby, which is the funniest version of watching a movie about.

Oh my God. That cuts every three seconds to commercials, AI casino commercials. Oh my God. It was bad, dude. In the middle of people being like, how many kids are you raped? Are you ready to win money?

Oh, shit. They have like offensive. They're like offensive commercials, dude. Yeah. Spears. They have one that would just big a hot cartoon. The Shields. Big a hot cartoon lady.

And then it would just be the same commercial again with just two AI generated black guys. And it'd be like, I just want a ton of money. He's like, man, you're playing games on your phone. He was like, I want 900 bucks. I was thinking everything. Let's do it together. Somebody get the swords. I was upstairs fighting.

The shedding weapons down, dude. You were. I was on. I was trying to stop it. No, I was upstairs. The shields. Pushing it back. You were downstair's about the scenes.

You were able to fucking. Frames. Frames. Oh, my best. What? We were saving a conversation. He's pushing the table. He's kicking.

I can't do anything. Why are you doing it? Are you having to YouTube spas? I can't do anything right, I guess. I told you was YouTube. I was just trying to spread out. Classic YouTube. I'm running the shot.

See the metallurge boys jump down your throat of me? Yeah. Seriously. I literally, if you can see you, you can replay it. You can replay the shot. I go like this. Pushed you back. First time I failed and didn't go anywhere.

I was like, God damn it, everyone saw that. Yeah. Fucking shot. Some talking. I'm moving the table. Ruining Gardini's frame. It's been a beautiful trip. It's been such a beautiful trip.

Very important. I actually had such a nice. trip. That was awesome. But every day I wake up, look out, I mean, look out, you see the ocean. It's so funny to wake up and see the most beautiful thing in the world and be like, God, dear. I don't think I can do this again. Dude, I've been here for a week. I'm here for like five more.

Yeah. Dude, you got to have a haul in front of you. You guys got to have. Everyone's leaving. He was all leaving. Everyone. Dude, I'm going to be here by myself. I'm here going to eat pizza with them. to hang out with the neighbors. Hello. It's like shit. He's going full Metallica.

It's nasty. That'd be you too. That's right. The lightning. That's right. The lightening. Obviously Mel Gibson. You too.

Metallica. He's Talica. Okay. Tom Hanks. You too. For sure. Okay. You see where we're going.

But you understand the concept of which one's fucking cooler. Cooler for sure. It is. I get that it's cooler. Yeah. But it's, I mean, it's not for me. That's all. Hats backwards.

Stop. Could be edge, though. I'll take it. If you didn't have a brim on it at the edge. Yeah. Odd ham. If you cut the brim off. If you cut the brim off.

It just happens. I'm a backwards hat guy now. Not all the time. 50-50. Sometimes I just go, I've got to flip this backwards. And we're about to talk, too. I don't want to be in my face. I hear.

You know, you know, I mess up, Bernie and he's shot. No, I never want to do. Is that funny to do then? They're laughing. I love his shots. He's been caught. All right, that's do it.

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