Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - MSSP Exclusive: Puppy Girl Jenna

Episode Date: July 16, 2020

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview

what up yes we're just trying not to be weird we never have girls on this we just never have the first time i'm one of the bros it's okay well okay wow yeah we've never been this is a tight rope for sure we're worried about we're worried about nudity violations can't have any tits fall out cannot have them it might happen you did a tip fell out when you walked in which it was pretty great because lamar and matt were playing mortal combat, it was pretty great because LaMare and Matt were playing Mortal Kombat. And it was great to watch LaMare see a tit while playing Mortal Kombat. And have to be like, let's go back. What are you saying over there?

You tried to act like you were nonchalant? I saw you. I saw you see that tit. Hello. I guess it's just when he talks, not right now. Damn it, dog girl. Dude, the leash might come out. The leash is going to come out.

Lemaire, how do people like the levels? They're not even mentioning them. That means we're great. Good, good, good. That's good. So, dog girl, at what point did you have to, like, was this something you had to, like, come out as, or, like, how did you broach your identity as a? Let's start first

Oh sure for those of you don't know dog girl we I discovered her in passing on the you know I was just scrolling through so a video of a scrolling through just fucking Instagram. I think okay. I don't know what it was sure Who knows where I was? No, no, no. God damn it. No, you were on the internet. No, I saw it. And I brought it up on the podcast. And I was like, I just saw a video of a lady drinking water out of a dish in a food court.

And that's, I felt, you did something to me. As far as, I saw something I shouldn't like. Yeah. I was like, why is this hot right now? Yes. And then I kept it inside. I didn't want to tell anyone. And then I told Matt, and he immediately was like, oh, no, that's because this is hot.

Yeah. That's much more open about his sexuality. Hey, you've got to be open. You've you gotta be honest uh so yes dog girl uh no it's puppy girl jen online right so you're on like tiktok and only fans and shit like that and uh yeah yeah how did that come about were you like were you strictly up to like dog activity and someone opened up the only fans on you or were you like a porn person who like thought you'd be a dog were you a dog or like a pornographer first pornographer first so i was a dog first um it's kind of been a thing that i just like a personality thing like it wasn't like a sexual thing really like i mean even as a kid i used to like pretend to be a dog like

like uh rawhides and stuff like i would steal them from my dog and chew on them. That's so great. You're so great. What kind of dogs do you grow up with? Labs. Okay. Big, big labs. What breed dog do you identify as?

Honestly, like as basic as it sounds, probably a golden retriever. Cause they're just happy. That's pretty hot actually. Yeah. Some of the hottest dogs. Jenna, as somebody who's always wanted to fuck dogs, I really appreciate what you're doing for my community. Yeah.

You know why? Don't. What about golden retrievers? It's basically just me and Joe Rogan. Hey, don't fuck dogs. Fuck dog girls. True. Yeah, what are the numbers on, like, you know, actually fucking dogs?

Is that what cause you have of, like, stopping bestiality? Oh, yeah. I mean, gross. Like, dogs can't consent. Gross. True that. And, like, you know. No.

What about the Lassie situation where it's like, what's that? Is he's in the well? Wait, you want me to what, girl? You know what I mean? When Lassie's barking it's like, what's that? Is he's in the well? Wait, you want me to? You want me to what, girl? You know what I mean? When Lassie's barking at the owner. True. He's like, wait, where is he? Lassie.

Oh, wait a second. What'd you just say? True. Lassie actually wanted to get fucked. Lassie could. Yeah, Lassie could bark. I mean. Well, they're trying to invent things for dogs now where you can actually, they think that

dogs can communicate their wants by giving them like a pad. They can touch walk. They can touch this. They can touch that. Oh, I've seen that on TikTok. Yeah. You got to break that out. Shit. For once. They can touch this. They can touch that. Oh, I've seen that on TikTok, yeah. You've got to break that out. Shit.

For once. That's just people trying to fuck their dogs. All that is. You're like, I'm convinced this dog wants to fuck me. I've got to communicate with this thing through bells. What do you know about actual dog mating rituals? Because I know dog, I've actually looked into this. Oh, you have? They'll fight.

Yeah, when a female dog's in heat, the male dogs will fight around her. And then eventually one will dominate, and the dominant dog will put their head on basically the female dog's torso. And just rest its chin on their dog and be like, fuck off. And then when the day comes that the dog's finally in heat and can get pregnant, then the dog smashes. So that might be some form of consent in the dog world. I mean, shit. I mean, if you put your chin on a dog's back and the dog doesn't move that's as close as a dog can get to consent so just saying i learned something today yeah but i don't know that yeah i don't know i don't know

how bio dog now people are going to come up to me in the street and just like rest well you'd have to defeat all the other males they can't just do that and you could you can snarl and growl that's a thing i mean yeah so i think they could fight i think then they could fight you bring it on i'm ready now you've been so you were a dog girl as a kid like were you running around at recess doing that well and i don't think i reset definitely at home my mom i remember my mom saying like when are you gonna grow out of this oh how she could have never yeah she could have fucking envisioned the turn it would take i'm like oh my daughter acts like a dog what's the worst that could happen here so it just never stopped no and then and then i kind of i it was always like kind of like a personality thing like and then um i went to a kink convention um like a bondage convention in chicago and

puppy puppy play is what it's kind of the category no all right but please don't touch me it's so good um it was not for you do you have beef with the furry community? No, not at all. I mean. I hate them. You do? Yeah, I think they're disgusting.

Let's start some. Can we start some beef? For sure, yes. Between you and the furries? Yes. I don't think you want beef with the furries. Yeah, that's true. I think they'll murder.

You don't want a bunch of costumed assailants floating around like Teletubbies that want to fuck you up. I think there's probably a decent crossover between like bronies, furries, and like school shooters. Yeah. They seem like dudes that are like deep autism. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, sure.

Like hiding, wearing masks while fucking. True. So the way that I think. I'm glad you brought that up. Yeah, I wanted to get that out there. You got to talk about deep, deep violent autism. Nobody talks about that. Speaking of which,

that's, you know, kind of your bread and butter. True. We were like, I think there could be a good crossover with our fans.

Speaking of, I have a bunch of toys. What camera should I look into? Well, the mic, first of all, honor the mic. Sorry.

No, you're fine. So I have, we're not Nazis. I have, honor the mic. Sorry. No, you're fine. So I have. We're not Nazis. I have. That's silent. Some would have you believe. No, we actually identify as black Israelites politically.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. LeMay? The people want to see her bowl, and they want to see you grab the leash. They want to see me grab the leash? Yes.

So I have some. Oh, who's the dog handler here dude don't lose your friend i have some some some puppy treats if you guys if you think that i'm a good girl if you would like to give me some some doggy treats wait let's let's do this so the they're not a sponsor um true be wild if they got involved and i have some water if you would like well i have to say you got to be careful with the cbd treats going on now true you might get someone could cbd you into oblivion i have some toys how many like i brought a lot of toys will you self-regulate if i were to put out a full bowl of food,

can I only give you a cup at a time, or will you devour the... Are you a free grazer, or are you devouring the whole thing? Oh, yeah, no, I'll devour it all. This is fucking nuts. I have a bone, if you'd like to, you know,

give me a bone. And then I have two leashes. Two? Do you have, like, one of those retractable ones that you can get, like, 15 feet and give it, like... I have an adopt-me one, if you have like one of those retractable ones that you can get like 15 feet and get a hug? I have an adopt me one, if you would like.

Great. And then I have my good one. All right. I'll keep this one over here. And I have this one right here. Nice. Shane, you're more of a chain link. You're more kind of a chain link guy.

I'm definitely a leather daddy. Bruh. Definitely. So this is an actual dog bone that you'll just actually chew on this and eat this yeah it's a rawhide do you like use them up do you actually like like my dogs will like use those things up it takes a while but yeah damn how's the rawhide did you get like not to be a dick but do you get bloated or gas because they say they give dogs gas a lot of times you You rip farts? What are your farts like? That's gotta be vicious.

I gotta be. Girl farts are horrendous. Dog farts are horrendous. You're behind the two. Girl dog farts. You must be. I mean. I can clear a room.

I mean. I don't deny it. Yeah. I mean. You're eating fucking vegan dog food. Yeah. So these are all like. They're all like, I don't deny it. Yeah, I mean, you're eating fucking vegan dog food. Yeah, so these are all like, they're all like veggies.

And vegan farts. Yeah. Vegan farts. You are literally, I'd never put it together because I was focused on other, you know,

things. But yeah, you might be creating the perfect fart. You might be concocting the perfect fart. Oh my God. Sorry, if that's not, not no that'll probably turn dudes on

oh yeah anything does you're right anything there's there's something for anything for dudes if you if you look into it it's like yeah now are you would you say you're the first dog girl no there's been dog girls before you like sexual dog girls um i don't know about aunt so pet play and dog you know there's i've seen pony play before yeah so so pet play is like an umbrella term for like different types of animal play like pet play whatever i am specifically into the puppy one um and puppy play came from the gay leather community so there's a lot of gay male puppies out there i mean it's great more gay male puppies than i thought yeah that's the majority where do they

hang uh in the park okay they hang in dog parks for real yeah yeah some people yeah and do they ever like you'll walk to the dog park and see a dude, like, running around? Mm-hmm. On, I see you running around. Yeah. So, there's, like, different, like, conventions and stuff for them where, like, they have full, this is part of the reason why I thought it was such a good idea to kind of post these on the internet. I really didn't think that it was going to do as well as it did.

Yeah, what was that? I've been holding that leash. What was it? You want to put it on? You want to put it on? Yeah. Yeah, it's time. So when you started, yeah, what was the ascension like?

It's time. Yes. Who is the simp now? How can you be a simp if you actually accomplish your dreams? Fuck you, Billy. You fucking pussy. My brother called him a simp last night. And here I am, top of the world.

I mean, this is what happens when you follow your dreams. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Yeah, I hear you, dude. Why do we, you know, climb the tallest mountain? Exactly. It's for this. Why fly the Atlantic?

We can retire. Why does Rice play Texas? We've circumnavigated the globe. We choose to put the leash on the dog girl. True. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard. Something like that. True.

It's JFK. You got shot in the fucking head. Yeah, that's what they did. Give it a shot, dude. Give it a shot. Yes. That's kind of a tight grip. Oh, you yanked her a shot, dude. Give it a shot. Yes. That's kind of a tight grip. Oh, you yanked her a little, dude.

No, I didn't. You yanked her a little? No, take this back. I'm a married man. I'm a married man. You can't hold a leash, dude. I can't hold a leash. True, there's power to it.

Look at me. Yeah, holding the leash, I instantly feel like a mother. You want to get a little tug? Please, dude. You can't stand up. I can't. I'm producing. Producing a fucking fat erection, dude.

Can we turn off this light? What was I saying? We're talking about the ascension. You posted your first pics and they blew up. Oh, yeah. So I honestly didn't think that it was going to, I mean. How could you have ever imagined? Yeah.

But I kind of wanted to post it just out in the wild internet because there are female puppies. But like, okay, so when I go to buy like gear or like to play events or anything, it's all men. It's all men. And I know that there's female, because a lot of the girls Jesus, LeMaire's having a tough time. So a lot of LeMaire, no fapping, dude. LeMaire just turned the lights off.

You want to close the curtain too? Sorry. Forgive our producer. He's a pervert. Yeah, LeMaire, you fucking freak. Sorry about that. I was trying to make a joke about calling someone a freak. I apologize, ma'am. Sorry.

Yeah, so a majority. And so when I want to go out and buy like gear or like when i try to like look for stuff for me it's all like it's catered to men so i was like okay well i have a couple of doggy girlfriends you know why don't i just like put this out into the internet and see what happens and you know maybe i can you know create. Make tons of fucking money? Holy shit. Wait, so you sell gear? So, not yet. Maybe in the future.

Yeah, you should. I would love to do that just to kind of, like, supply that a market that I know is out there and that, you know, I'm a puppy, so. Oh, shit. So you want to get into, I was thinking, like, merch, but you want to get into, like, actually providing. I would love to.

Dog girl. Muzzles. Parachinalia. Muzzles, because, like. Harnesses. Yeah, so a lot of it, like, the harness thing. But you want to get into like actually providing I would love dog girl muzzles Muzzles cuz like yeah, so a lot of it like the harness There's actually like specific gear for puppy play like it's really bad for your wrists to be on like to put all your weight on your wrists so they make these mitts that you actually walk on your knuckles and they're really comfortable but it's like all like that fingerless gloves like yeah yeah you go like this look like balls they look like little dog paws that's pretty tight they're adorable yeah it's tight and then um there's a lot of like um

what about your knees so they make knee pads too nice yeah and you put knee pads on and wear dog paws and you fucking walk around like chilling walking around yeah i don't have any paws right now because i can't find any that i really like true that are my size because i have little hands they all fit yeah gay jack dudes like me you're gonna fucking show off right now i do have a leash by the way you might need a leash me too true do you have another collar no please tell me you have another collar i actually i have i have a whole bunch at the hotel and i almost how do we not think of this dude if i can take a picture with both of you that would be pretty tight i'm a wild

dog though true i always buckle each i'll scratch it off dude i want to get you a cone have you ever done that no if you get sick if you get covered you should take a picture with a cone that's a good idea there you go that's a million views right there. Write that down. There you go. Write that down. You're welcome. Oh, good. Damn. So you will fucking munch dog snacks. Do you ever munch them when no one's around?

Yeah. Like you're just hanging out like watching a TV show and you're like. Shoot, I have a couple. Why not? That's fucking wild. That's pretty nuts.

But I will admit this. I've got a bit of a dog in me. Why not? That's fucking wild. That's pretty nuts. But I will admit this. I've got a bit of a dog in me. Do you? One time at the Pittsburgh Steelers fan club at Galifti's in New Cumberland, they were playing the Cleveland Browns. Their fan section is called the Dog Pound. So for some reason, they passed out dog biscuits around for all the drunk dudes to eat.

You munched? And I was going around just munching them yeah i was eating other dudes dog treats they're good right they're actually not bad they're really good well they're sure as a kid i liked them i guarantee i wouldn't like one of these now i haven't had any of those but they look we were at the store and we were like carrots sweet potatoes apples and parsley yeah yeah i see milk bones they don't really they're just like they don't taste like it. It's just wheat flour. Yeah.

I'm all right with that. Lemaire, you ever try some dog food? Oh, fucking Lemaire hates dogs. Remember that thing you and your dad did to that dog? You're gonna... Oh, my God. What did you do to the poor puppy? Oh, my God.

They set it free. No, Lemaire, don't answer. You're anti-pet owner. There's an extreme form of veganism where you just... You refuse to own pets. Oh, okay. So Lemaire and his dad freed the family dog in a park don't listen to that they freed their dog they lamar's dad threw a ball the dog chased it and then they ran and

got in their car and drove away at the park they let a pit bull out at the park. How do you feel about that? I'm over it now. Wait, how old were you? How old were you? You were 10. 10? Your dad's progressive. I'm sorry I brought that up on the Dog Girl episode,

but it's something she should know about you. Can you snatch her at least a little bit? Yeah. Go over to the camera. How can I be a simp, Bill? You can grab it. Yeah. And here, put this in your hand.

And you can, like, wrap this around. All right. So it can be, like, as short or as long as you want it. Yeah? Yeah. Sick. This is good. I think, like, my niece is going to watch this. Like, hey, you got a weird uncle yeah what's the uh what's the

fandom been like the what what's your like what are you yeah what's what's having fans like oh my god it's so much fun i love to troll them good for you how do you troll them uh i just like to say stupid shit and they eat it up what like what are the examples uh like twitter's a shit show like like that's my that's like my i'm on it pretty much all day every day and i just like post like i'm gonna do some of my my tweets i haven't posted that much yeah let's get some water going here yeah actually this is well so i'm still like so all right so you you were a kid. You're doing some dog stuff, didn't stop. Then you posted pictures.

How quickly did they start to take off? Were you kind of like – forgive the phrase. Were you kind of a nobody in the dog girl community for a little bit or did you instantly ascend? I'm not – I really haven't entered any sort of community. The only – I have a couple friends on fetlife that are but i don't really i've really fetlife is like facebook for kinky people it's like where you can go and find other kinksters and like uh like i use it primarily

for like events and parties and like hangouts and stuff and to keep updated with because i have play partners from all across the country in the world, like Australia, Japan, stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more into – You have an Akita. I have an Akita dog, yeah. I'm more in a 1950s household.

Oh, my gosh. That's a kink. 1950s household is a kink. True. Oh, yeah. I like to play the housewife, though. I do 1950s household. Really?

You got some dresses? No, I don't. You like to – the matt i just do missionary position yeah once every once a week every sunday only this is a catholic black israeli podcast we are catholic black israelites we only fuck to reproduce and only when we're married and uh anything any other position or something like that is sinful however i did just transition into becoming a Satanist. So I am actually kind of into exactly what you're doing here. Actually, hail Payman. See, Bill?

This is exactly what Payman does for you. Do you think Payman brought this? I think Payman heard me saying, I praise you. And he was like, here's some of your familiars. Who's that chick you were just talking about? Have her in your studio. Thank you, Payman. I did have a, well. What?

She asked if I had a vision. You did, yeah. Just, never mind. But no, I was very relieved to find out that I wasn't weird for seeing you drinking out of a dog bowl at the mall and thinking it was actually hot. Yeah, you enjoyed it. You enjoyed it. I thought it was great, didn't know what you enjoy the most about it oh well for the the real problem was we were that was during the delia thing so that was like true that's how it started that's how it started you're talking about chris delia who got in trouble because he was messaging

young girls now the controversy is whether or not he was backing off or whether it's wrong to just pursue younger women in the first place, blah, blah, blah. But when Shane alerted, when Shane brought you up on my radar... Yeah, that's why I was very hesitant to be like, she was hot. Right away, I was like, I don't really care for it. And then once, you know, it was confirmed. I'm wondering if it says you're allowed to eat

this. Have you checked, like, dog food and been like, am I allowed to eat this? No. You have to be allowed to eat this Have you checked dog food and been like Am I allowed to eat this? No You have to be allowed to eat this Have you got one that hasn't agreed with you at all? Matt, why don't you crack that open, dude We There was one that I tried

These are cheap These were Yeah, I know $9.99 for this whole bag? Sure you want to eat these? This one's good for my dog You only eat wet food, dude Oh, dude

Nah, I'm not. You're not about that life. I'll tell you who does. The gay dudes. They are munching. You think they go all the way? Yes. Well, you know.

Here, why don't you feed her one? I'm good. I'm too far. Toss it, toss it, toss it. Yeah, so catch it. Toss it. Oh, my God. Matt's feeding dog, girl.

Ready? Oh. Again, again, again, again, again. One more. Oh. That was pretty good. Hey, again, again, again, again. Oh. That was pretty good. Hey, man. Not bad.

When you're running on pure adrenaline, dude, you do amazing things. Damn. Well, this is. Well, I want to get into it more. So it's like you have. All right. So you put the pics out. They got a response.

What were the haters? Was there any haters coming through and like how have they been it's mostly on tick tock you've got to be some universe chain that's on you actually that's shane's fault really what i filled the dog you're holding the leash no the leash is loose dude she's got some slack i don't want to mention to the you're watching the mic these guys no I think that's probably exactly what all these fucking weird horny can't believe dudes are horny for this treater give me another one all right I'm gonna piss a lot of people off ready why I think people like that I think that's like an AMSR was that thing called yeah yeah I think people like that yeah how you try you never

brought up your tweets how do you troll your fans not just tweet stupid shit or like i'll bait them sometimes like what like do you like bring stuff up about like the zionist agenda and stuff yeah will you please just go black israelite with us just all you have to do is listen to nick cannon just listen to nick cannon he's not wrong. He's dropping. It's just facts, dude. He's got receipts and everything. Nick Cannon's got receipts. He's got facts. He's just talking about the Honorable Elijah Muhammad, bro.

So, you know, I don't know. Can I get a bruh in chat? Yeah, for sure. So I tweeted this one out. This was in the hotel room, and I said, who wants to take me on a walk? Yeah, I saw that. I was going to like it, except I got a lot of flack for liking one of your pictures from Matt's younger brother. Well, it was the online community.

The online community immediately turned on it. The online Catholic conservative community. Started calling me a simp. And it hasn't bothered me at all. That's awesome. Who's the – I thought we got it. I saw that picture last so you posted that picture and it's just you know some people are very try to be really rude and i think it's

so funny and uh and my my followers think that they're so funny too like like good for you for fucking your followers like oh babe they're so hilarious i'll listen though well i do i do like the support like Sure, absolutely. Someone said, why are you on the Epstein flight logs? And they posted a picture of Keemstar in Epstein. They think they're so funny. Yeah. I love it.

So you were not on, for the record, you weren't on the Epstein flight logs? Just for the record, I was not on the logs. Because something that traumatic could knock you into being a dog girl. People deal with that shit differently. True. It's true. Next thing you know, you're – It's a defense mechanism, dude.

You start snarling. Hey, we're not judging you. This is water. Nothing weird about it. Just took a sip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. So you started being a dog girl early.

How early were you munching dog food? Dog food? No, I used to steal my dogs, like, rawhides. Okay. And I just thought that they were fun to chew on. Ah, you were, like, pick up one that they already chewed. All right. Elk bone?

No, it's, like, slimy. I'm not French kissing dogs. Hey, about elk bones, you ever mess with them? Wait, what? Elk bones? They're like the elk antlers? No. Pig ears? ears no not pig ears we tried we tried to get um what was it called what was it called the thing the bully stick he like picked out a bully stick and i was like i'm pretty sure that that's a penis and they they were like, nah, nah, nah.

It's just a bone. It's just a bone. It's a penis bone, dude. It's the main vein. And the shopkeep was like, sir, that's a penis. Damn. So, man, I'm kind of interested in the the wide world of dude gay dog dudes yeah sorry to eclipse it yeah no that's kind of the bane of your existence all these gay dog guys no i love it i'm kidding you like the gay dog guys yeah you just want more straight

girl more representation wait are you straight no what the fuck who's straight nowadays i told you shane i told you 20 years matt are very straight i'm q plus i'm concerned now i think i'm q plus i think i just became q plus instantly as soon as you touch the leash it's like a virus um but yeah i was, I was predicting last night. I was like, dude, in 20 years, people are going to be laughing. Being like, you were worried about being gay or even being lumped in with that. It'll be funny how charged it is. I don't think.

I think in 20 years, it'll lose. Being gay has been an insult since the beginning of time. Like just from straight dudes. I'm not saying it's bad. No. But I'm saying you know the bible says it isn't yeah what religion are you

I'm Buddhist actually cool twist I'm just I'm full of surprises when you meditate or is it person thought or dog thoughts or that's actually kind of nice you ascribe I actually do this myself I lay with my dogs and try to like get mentally on board.

Yeah, Makita is fucking lays with his dogs and tries to think like a dog. Yeah, I try to get in a dog mode where I'm just simply observing like a dog laying on the floor. That's me all the time. Wow. Really? So how, when you're in dog mode, can you actually cut? Now you're scratching my ass. You're talking dog girl and Buddhism is pretty tight.

So when you're in dog mode, how much of the chatter goes away? Can you get into like pure? Oh, if I'm deep in a session, it can all go away. It's like meditating. Whoa. You can go full dog brain. I can, yeah. Absolutely.

But then there's for anyone out there who's like k, kinky, it's, like, subspace. So, like – or, like, top space. So it's, like, the same thing how, like, if you're playing, you know, or meditating or doing anything, like, you're so focused and you're so, like, in the moment that, like, the past doesn't exist and the future doesn't exist, that sort of thing. It's like that. You're in a flow state. Yeah. Pretty sick. Nice. Yeah. and exist that sort of thing it's like that you're in a flow state yeah pretty sick nice yeah so how intense like right now this is very light puppy play you know by my standards so right now by your

standard yeah i mean this is light puppy play so like how what do you mean well i'm saying in order to get in the flow state you'd have to be full on in the puppy behaviors moving around to get into the flow state really yeah Yeah, pretty much. I mean, like if I'm up and like walking around, like walking down the street and stuff, like I'm looking for. Mailman. That's a video coming soon. The mailman?

Yeah. Sweet. I'm going to go harass some mailman. Oh, that's cool. Where could somebody like find something like that? That's cool. Where could somebody find something like that? So what are you guys fucking talking about?

I have no idea what either of you are talking about. We're talking about the subspace, bro. What's the subspace? That's where you live, dude. Matt's big time subspace. I'm top space all day. No, we're talking about... Top space, baby. I'm a top space guy.

He's a subspace. Right? Wouldn't you say? Together? Do you guys see him together we have been together not sexually our thing's more psychic

we're like no touch lovers we just kind of like dominate each other psychically we take turns you know true I'm pretty versed

but you know that's versed um yeah so we how has how has alright so were you a dog girl in high school like not like like i didn't like in the closet dog girl kind of yeah you didn't break that out

in the school halls like for real you were you in class and you were like i'd much rather be not to derail this at all but i just thought of the image of like horse girls in high school like if i wonder if col Columbine had any horse girls. During the shooting, they're like... You think they got spooked? Rear up. Rear up. Glad you shared that thought. Yeah, I mean mean they could have also sent something coming exactly

like a tsunami like all the dogs they probably got out of there one of the teacher was like the horse girls are restless something's coming oh my gosh you are funny you should you should you should you know have you thought about doing this full time damn dog girl all right so how do so you have you have i don't want to assume friends from school but how did your friends growing up up handle what's happening right now with you? Oh, so I just got a couple articles written about me, like Ladbible and a couple of others on Facebook and stuff. And this is, I guess, because it went super mainstream. Now, like with actual articles, now is really the first time that they're really hitting me up and being like, oh, this is so awesome. Like, I haven't gotten, yeah, like, they're like,

I'm so glad that you're doing what you love and, you know. Yeah, I had a similar thing, actually. Yeah? Yeah, I got, well, yeah, a lot of people that never hit me up all of a sudden were like, oh, nice, you're actually doing it. Well, the interesting thing. When the Saturday Night Live thing. Oh, right, right, yeah, yeah.

They're all in. It's like, holy shit, you're in the news. Now we're friends. Remember we were friends? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean all in. It's like, holy shit, you're in the news. Now we're friends. Remember we were friends? Yeah. I mean, the only thing I... A lot of Johnny come lately. It's mostly the same people that are like,

are you still doing that comedy thing? Yeah, yeah. Do you get hit with that a lot? Like people being like, are you still doing that dog thing? And then you see on Ladbible you're rich, and they're like, oh, fuck. Fuck. The dog thing works.

Well, it's funny because no one... Because I've gone... I know that probably a lot of people saw it beforehand, but I kind of gave a little insight of how much money I'm making, and they posted that. And now it's like a lot of people are coming out and they're like, oh, hey, I love you. Yeah, I was in it before the money.

I actually assumed you were broke. True. I had no idea. I'm. I actually assumed you were broke. True. I had no idea. I'm completely broke. I'm completely broke. I had no idea of your financial success. That's pretty tight. Yeah, it was awesome.

I just saw that Ladd Bible thing. How are you investing? Sorry, go ahead. Matt, shut the fuck up. God. What was the Ladd Bible thing? I don't know. It just said she made six figures a month

doing dog girl yeah when did the money so when you were just a you know a humble dog girl at what point did you you said you went to the king convention we never fully got into this so i started doing it like as like as i discovered that there's a community out there and i was like oh like i fit in with these people and i was like okay so i just ran and ran with it yeah so so only dogs run so i so i um i had a play partner at the time that i really kind of more deeply explored you know like them treating me like a dog. And I loved it, so I just started kind of doing it. Damn, was that just a play partner? Like, did you ever mention that you liked being treated like a dog

or was just some play partner? Like, you fucking stupid. We went to the convention together. No, no, no. We were both kinky. So we went to the convention together, and I was like, oh, shit, I really like this. Yeah.

So he was like, yeah I really like this yeah so he was like yeah let's fucking do it so um but yeah he was a play partner that that was the first time that I really explored it like in a kink sense and um after after that um I kind of just did it as like a hobby kind of thing and then um I started doing OnlyF fans as kind of a hobby i was still working full time and when i kind of exploded how long ago was this um this was a month ago a month and a couple days damn holy shit you like just hit up the only fans and it kind of exploded well i've been doing only fans for probably around 18 months but it was yeah it was kind of like I wasn't. It was tough sledding up front. Yeah.

I wasn't doing it consistently. Stop. What? That's kind of tough sledding. That's good. I like that. Trying to get it. I like that.

And then you pants, took your pants off, panting. Huh? Pretty good. You got that? All right. Front of the sled. Oh, oh, oh. That's fucking embarrassing. Dude, you got the leash, bro.

Yeah. Yeah, so I'm very, very. Truly, truly makes me uncomfortable. I am very grateful to be able to do it full time now. But, I mean, it's still really new and it's still i don't you know i'm still keeping an eye out on the job market and everything just the job i thought you said dog market you said dog we said dog market dog market job market yeah what do you mean because i because i uh i'm doing my website full-time now so and it's it's still

very new so i just want to make sure that my investments are secure. Yeah, how are you, what are you doing, how are you investing all your money? Are you blowing it or are you like? Oh, yeah, all of it. Just what's up? Really? Absolutely. That's awesome.

No, it's, I mean, a majority of it is kind of going back into shoots and stuff. Like the studio, like we're doing a doggy photo shoot tonight. And so, like, booking the room and hiring the photographer and this guy is a he's a pet photographer he normally takes pictures of dogs yeah he he uh he hit us or we hit him up and he was like wait so is this for a dog or a girl and i we were like uh yes yeah true he must get people that like talk about their dogs like it's a human a lot. Yeah. True.

And then you guys came in like fully like, this is Jenna. We had to send him a picture of me on the leash when we were out today and he was like,

oh, he's like, I've never done this before. It was like, yeah. He's playing the innocent, sweet pet photographer role. I've never done this before. I'll bring my camera.

I'm on to him. Yeah. All photographers are perverts. It's true. I agree. They're pretty much perverts. By the way, confirmed on that one. Remember the last girl I was with that was, like, friends with a photographer?

Yeah. And we got in, like, kind of a fight where I was like, that guy's trying to fuck you. Yeah. And then finally, yeah, recently it like, that guy's trying to fuck you. Yeah. And then finally, yeah, recently it came out that he was trying to fuck me. Really? Got you, bitch.

I've done some, some like nude modeling before this. Yeah. And every, like one of the shoots, the most like awful one was, it was for this guy's pay website.

So kind of like what I do, but it was his own website. Yeah. He was like, hey, like guy's pay website um so kind of like what i do but it was his own website yeah he was like hey like i'll pay you x amount of money like his head stash or like he's putting out the website for other people so he just owns a website and then pays chicks to come over and he he does he does like lewds and like kind of nude like what's lewd like um might be into that like like partially covered yeah it's awesomewd? I might be into that. Is that like partially covered? Yeah. That's awesome. The mayor back there nodding.

You know all about lewd. You know about lewd? So it's like soft core kind of. How do you know about that? I've been dark before. I've had some dark times. Lewd isn't dark, dude. That's like the...

No, but knowing the terms, knowing the jargon is dark. That's a dark world for men. Whatever you're doing is great. So lewd would just be, if you had your shoulder showing or something. Yeah, or, like, you know, like, wet t-shirt type of thing. That does rock. Or, like, upskirt, but you have, like, panties on.

Or, you know, kind of, like, implied. Sure, I got you. So, not actually. So, anyway, so we were doing doing um like lewds and then like a couple of um like nude stuff um and i was posing at this airbnb that he rented and like i look over to like look at the camera and his dick is out i was like yeah love of the game you got it it was like okay and he was like can i can i it's like no kind of put in the cart before the horse you put his dick out can i uh use this

it is it's always crazy the just the audacity of somebody to take their dick out before you know a girl's into it yeah well it's kind of like pulling out your penis before you go to like take a pee sometimes if i'm like going to take a's kind of like pulling out your penis before you go to take a pee. Sometimes if I'm going to take a piss, I'll pull my dick out and be like, oh, it's a little early. I should probably make sure that nobody... Wait, like too far?

Like by the sinks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I do it at my house. I'll kind of fly in. You start like... Sometimes dudes will go like... Oh, before you get into the bathroom? You have to take a piss.

You're just in the flow of things. You kind of have to take a piss so you just start digging your dick out as you're walking. But I get used to doing that. Then I'll either be in someone's house or be in a public bathroom, and I'll start doing it, and I'm like, oh, shit, I can't. Can I ask you a question? Sure.

When you take your dick out to pee, does the zipper hurt? Never. No? Does the zipper hurt your dick? How? Never. No, yeah, you don't. Because it feels like very, I don't know.

I've always thought about that, no? You don't rub your dick on the zipper, you just... Yeah, like whenever you're pulling it out you know it rubs and you know i mean yeah not me i'm pretty snug mine's pretty snug to the body um but no i don't i don't think there's much no i have a lot of girth so it does it does happen but no it doesn't hurt yeah my my head i have a lot of good but i'm also very tough what you're just so it doesn't even hurt but yeah i can see how you would imagine no i just mean can we talk about this yeah i'm so gonzo that i pretty much have my head

between my butt cheeks all the time, so I don't feel anything with this ever. Tuck your tail between your legs. Tuck tail. Yeah. Make sure your tits don't fall out, please. Yeah, you should definitely lead this interview. Stop bouncing around. Your tits are going to fall out.

You're a better interviewer than we are, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, we really hit the panic button on this one. As far as comfortability. We went into this thinking, genuinely, we were like, hopefully we don't make her uncomfortable. Yeah, we're just like, uh, uh. So what's like it being like a dog? So gay dudes are dogs?

Well, I think it's these gamer chairs, dude. Gamer chairs. Wait, how do you feel about our gamer chairs? They give you Truly didn't think There'd ever be a girl in here They give you virginal energy They do Actually I think

I might start streaming So I'm like Getting all of the stuff together And these are the chairs That I'm looking into I just bought my My sister For her birthday

One of these But it looks Way cooler than y'all's Damn So your sister's a gamer Yeah Fucking She's

She's like young Okay What No I was chilling at school Oh you were just chilling looks way cooler than y'all's. Damn. So your sister's a gamer? Yeah. Fucking. She's like young. Okay. What? No, I was chilling at school. Oh, you were just chilling? Can you lean all the way back? What are you showing off for?

Oh, she's in her gamer chair. Matt's married. I am married. Just had a kid. Four month old, yeah. Oh my goodness. Just had a litter of his own. A litter of one. I get the seat back.

Why don't you start acting right? Let me get up 90. So, yeah, to answer your question, no, the zipper does not pose a threat. You know, I mean, that's what underwear are for. Yeah, you've got multiple. But you've got to, oh, I guess. Well, you've got to pull the. Yeah, I'm trying to think of even how I pick.

I don't think I've ever worn. I haven't worn jeans in so many months. I guess that's true. I haven't worn gym shorts. Well, no, I've rocked, you know, it's just like. Oh, yeah, you got some khaki shorts on now. Yeah, you don't like, it's not like your zipper's not like a contracting like Mario trap that's like constantly trying to seize your dick. You say Mario in Philly.

Oh, you say Mario. Instead of Super Mario. Yeah, it's not Mario. Literally everybody here says Mario. That is so funny. Yeah, Super Mario. I'm not going to say Mario. Water Ice and Mario. That is so funny. Yeah, Super Mario. I'm not going to say Mario. Water Ice and Mario.

I don't understand. That's the one. I think Philly has to be the only place that says Mario. I can't think of another. I didn't know that. Potentially. Potentially. Anyway.

That's an interesting thing. You don't have to attack my culture. How's the chat going? How are we looking over there? They're pretty hyper, though, really. Really? Yeah. That's good. Yeah, yeah. How do we looking over there? They're pretty hyper. Really? That's good. How do you feel about that?

I love it. That's good interviewing. Okay, so we covered up not getting snagged on your zipper. Yeah, that's like a movie thing of zipping up. Well, no, not like zipping up because I know that you have underwear and stuff. I feel like zippers are like... Anyway, it doesn't matter. All right, so you got into dog play in chicago at a convention started the so what's what's what's going on now what's next for the dog yeah what's the next move um i mean

everything again it's only been like a couple weeks yeah so everything and this is the first podcast you've done yes this is the the first has anybody reached out to you There's gonna be a lot. Yeah other a couple small you can thank us for this. Oh, yeah, you're gonna get the bump from this Just so you know We have a lot of horny dudes. This is our audience is 98% like come in the eyes horny, dude Yeah, and we were banking on you having a legion of autistic dudes that like exactly This is cross promotion Good for you for like playing like not saying fucked up things. It's funny

Well, no, I was just thinking in my head like I said autistic like joking around and she was like I'd might have some that would like you guys. It's like fucking, you know, drinking water out of a bowl at the mall. And then you're like, hold on, I'm not going to say something fucked up.

It's just funny. It's funny. It's good. Oh, well, here's my theory right now. It's porn. I think,

oh yeah, it's good stuff. So, you know, a lot of people are like, you know, how would you feel about that if you have a kid

who's like 12 and they have total access to the internet are you going to let them go full access to the internet

or like would you restrict pornography for a kid how old do you think a kid has to be before they start consuming um well

first of all pay for your porn um when you can interesting point what if the kid how many laws never Well, first of all, pay for your porn when you can. Interesting point. What if the kid... No. How many lawns...

Never. Support sex workers. Thank you. Pay for our Patreon. That's the most... Both. To all the 12-year-olds out there, mow some lawns and earn that. Cut some lawns.

I can't... Actually, you're not allowed to tell 12-year-olds to watch you. I'm sorry. I'm not allowed either. Yeah, you freak. Well, I'm... Freak. Huh, you freak. Well, I'm not. Freak. Huh?

Freak. No, I'm not a freak. Freak. Freak. No. Dog girl teaming up on you. A little revenge for last night. He had his little brother and his friend over, and they tried to team up on me.

I was calling OS. Now me and dog girl are here. What's good, homie? Get him, dog girl. Sick him. Yeah. Sick him. Here's my theory. Knock it him. Here's my theory.

Knock it off. Here's my theory. I think it's going to be a self-policing thing because so many people's parents, so many people are going to have OnlyFans. The chances of a young kid in 2040 hitting the internet, or I'd say 2030, hitting the internet, you might stumble across your mom or your Paul. So kids are going to tread lightly on internet porn because you could be in a porn hole and then like, bam, there's your aunt. True.

No! Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's true. I mean, going back, I think that, I don't know. Or you just go, yeah. Yeah, true. I mean, shit.

Stepbro, stepsis. Do you like that stuff? Stepmom, no. You don't like that stuff? I mean, shit. Stepbro, stepsis. You like that stuff? Stepmom, no. You don't like that stuff? I'm a fan. What about dogs getting stuck? I kind of. I'm more.

A bear trap or something. I'm less into the steps. Than just a beautiful hunter like me comes by. Gaston. What are you saying about the steps? I like, I'm not so much into like the step bro and step sis i like the step dad and step mom i like that oh with the kid yeah the step dad fucking a daughter yeah i like that but i like yeah that rules yeah step anything kind of rule any kind of step

interaction is like yeah lamar how do you feel about the step interaction? I love step by step. One step at a time. Well, Lamer. Lamer, shut the fuck up. Yeah, I mean, that's, well, the only problem is that step porn is such a slippery slope because then they'll hit you. You think you're watching some step porn and they're not saying step mom, step dad.

They're saying mom, pa. Yeah, I like that. Hey. I don't like that. Hey, I get hit with that. This is bullshit. I'm not a fan of that. Yeah. So,

um, that was my question. I was, I was curious what you thought about my theory about the internet. Um, yeah. Yeah. Like if you have kids,

would you be worried about shaming sense? It's just reality. I mean, I'm 21 first of all, so I haven't even begun to thought about, thought about kids. Um, but, um, I'm 21, first of all, so I haven't even begun to thought about kids. Sure. But I think that porn is okay.

Yeah, Matt. I think porn is okay to watch as long as you have realistic expectations. I think, you know, before, I think that there is going to be kind of like the sex talk. You want to get it in kind of early before they start experimenting on their own, right? I think getting that in, because they're going to watch it anyway. It doesn't matter. You're 147 years old. That's how long that took, and I think I'm wrong.

It was 21 times 7. I don't know. I couldn't even. I think I'm wrong. I couldn't dream to do that math. Well, so pretend Shane's like you're, you know, he's your young boy and you're giving him the porn talk. What would you say to Shane? Yeah, treat me like, all right, so you're my dad married young.

I got a new stepmom. She's kind of, she acts like a dog around the house. I'm not used to it, but, you know, I'm back home. You're being a perv. No, I'm not being a perv. This is a scenario, man. There's nothing sexual about this. That's true, that's true. And now you have to, like no I'm not being a perv this is a scenario there's nothing sexual about this that's true and now you have to

like I'm in my room maybe I'm exploring my body you hear it through the door what are you doing are you self penetrating or are you jerking

self penetrating as hard as I can so you're self you're self penetrating in the bottom bunk I'm your step brother I'm in the top you're not in this you're self-penetrating in the bottom bunk. I'm your stepbrother. I'm in the top. You're not in this.

You're at home with your wife and kid. You stay out of this. LaMare's in there. LaMare's on. LaMare's top bunking it. LaMare's on top. Yeah, me and LaMare. Big boys.

It's a sturdy bunk. Do you have like Dixie cups with strings that you guys talk to? You're self-penetrating. I'm self-penetrating. Your boy. Your. You're self-penetrating. I'm self-penetrating. Your boy. Your step-boy. Self-penetrating. My step-boy.

What type of lessons would you have? Yeah. What would you say in this scenario? Well, I think I would tell you to put on your pants first. This is not how this goes. This is not how this goes. I don't want anyone to jerk off to this. Honestly, I don't think I can answer this question. We don't want anyone to jerk off to this. Honestly, I don't think I can answer this question.

We don't want to make you uncomfortable? No, this might be good for my website. Oh, true. Dude, feel free to hit us up for storylines. We could do this all day. Hell yeah. And like producing. Write that down.

Just hanging out. Promise. I mean, I still think of that photographer that guy must have made a vow and like when you're studying photography they're like all right and last thing before you graduate don't whip your dick out yeah it's gonna be impossible but don't do it don't whip your dick you can't do it yeah it has to have it must have worked it must have worked so many times for him that it just was like, I have a lot of model friends and it happens a lot. And not one of them have been like,

sure. Yeah. I was just about to ask you that. He's just throwing it downfield. Honestly, I think that's what it probably is. I think it's a numbers game. Right.

So like, think about those like dangerous numbers. Yeah. But then it's like on, yeah. The amount of like, yes, as you must get must be equal to the amount of sexual assault allegations.

Yeah. On that one. Yeah. Well, how come the photographers, I guess there's not really, it's just a photographer though. Like he pulled his dick out and they're like. Yeah, obviously he's a photographer. Yeah, so what happens to these guys? I have no idea.

They just never, I guess that's just bad for biz. They just kind of. Yeah. I mean, I know a lot of like, as soon as that happened, I told all my model girlfriends, I was like, hey, you probably don't want to work with this guy. And then he loses out on, he's losing out on money because, you know, he isn't getting. He missed the train.

He could have fucking been using you. Damn. That sucks for that idiot. The dudes who pull out dong, are they, like, fully hard? Are they pulling out flask dong? Or a semi? Are they doing, like, the perfect? Sorry to make you relive this. Yeah, true.

Ordeal. I'm traumatized. Help. Was it traumatizing when the guy pulled dong out? Or was it just like, what the fuck? No, I was just like, dude, what are you doing? My ex-girlfriend had a guy pull his dick out at Hallmark. At the mall.

He just took his dick out. And she said her and her mom just immediately started laughing. Her mom was there? It was her and her mom. Oh, it was a random guy. Well, she wasn't on a date with her mom. A dude pulled his dick out. No, not with him.

Just a random dude that was at the mall. Just was like showing dong to people at the Hallmark. Yeah. And she wasn't very traumatized. She just went away and started laughing. It's not like, I mean, like, I live on this. Sorry, actually, I don't want to like hop on this too, but one time a guy was taking a pee behind a dumpster

and I honked my horn at him just to scare him, and he turned around, and he inadvertently showed me his penis as well. So, yeah, I could say. And what'd you do? I was probably the funniest thing in the world. Oh, I was fucking dying. I had to be the funniest thing in the world. Was he still peeing when he?

No, I think he keegled. I think he keegled and cut it off, and he pulled around and showed dong, and I was like, ah. Dude, any time you get to see as a man an unexpected dick it's very funny pretty cool he's funny i mean my friend pantsed my other friend i was just with a bunch of my friends in the the cabin and everybody's this weekend he got dude jared is he's considered one of the better pantsers of all the people we know. He gets boxers too. So full naked. He pants them twice.

Full nudes. Hilarious every time. He was hammered so he had to slowly pick them up. Sorry. That's awesome. So this guy, no fly zone. He's done. I don't even remember his name.

This was a while ago. I would say it if i knew it i'd dox him fully no i don't i honestly i don't remember the site or anything or i absolutely would because don't do that but yeah it was it was like just pay me he paid me and then i left wait he paid you yeah Yeah. Oh, he owned the site. He was using me. He wanted me to be a model for his site. And so he wanted my pictures. So like, okay, you can make a profit off of me, but I'm going to get paid too. You didn't think of blackmailing him?

No. I guess you're right. I mean, what is there to blackmail? She's a dog. True. Yeah, I'm she's a dog true yeah i'm dumb no not dumb i'm a fox just good you're a fox yeah a lot of girls can i do this too a lot of girls are into the fox play really i guess foxes are kind of sexy girls like the firefly they're not at all you didn't know i was looking he goes He's looking. He goes. The man thinks foxes are hot. Yeah.

Mostly, like, in pet play world, most girls are. There's a fox that's hot. Foxes, bunnies, or kittens. Bunnies. That's what I was thinking. Bunnies are hot. Bunny play, yeah. There's a fucking movie. There's a cartoon that came out.

If you're a kitten, it's fine, but, like, it's, like's like all over the internet that's why i don't yeah well you think is that you or is that the dog girl speaking that natural animus towards kitten girls oh maybe true you could be what it is you guys should make a video together you kind of roughhousing a puppy girl no kitten girl kitten girl i like that what do you think of that maybe fighter chasing around chasing her around? Chasing her around. She calls you? The mayor, what'd you do? I didn't do anything.

The mayor turned off. It's like a... What the fuck? The mayor? Is she plugged in? We're recording, right? Yeah. Okay, we're fine.

Yeah, we're good. It'll come back on. Okay, so yeah. So that might be where some of that natural animus comes from towards kitten girls. It's not your fault. It's your nature. Yeah. Do you ever like

bark at black guys? What does that mean? I don't know. Sometimes dogs are racist. True. Wait, do you have a story about racist dogs?

Yeah. My one friend, Jamal, came over to my house and my sister's dog, Riggins, would not stop barking at him. Really?

Sometimes there are dogs that will like strictly bark at black dudes. Yeah. What the fuck? Have you run into them at a convention? No. Would not stop barking at him. There are dogs that will strictly bark at black dudes. What the fuck? Have you run into them at a convention? No. They have conventions.

You're asking the hard-hitting questions. True. I want to know how far you go into it. If somebody wanted to fully commit to being a dog, and in today's climate stuck with, I just bark at black guys. That would be something I could get behind and be like that. There's that's conviction. You know,

that's all right. Sorry. That is embarrassing. I've seen people whose dogs have barked at black people walking by and they're always like, I'm so sorry. My dog. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I barked at Jamal. Just crush me for for it he's like you and your racist fucking dog he's like oh your dog's racist too motherfucker i was like god damn it riggins you're making me look bad riggins made me look like a fucking idiot yeah so so break it down so that you you blew up what are like what are you rolling out now are you going to be doing like you know i'd imagine there's some sort of like show meet and greet kind of aspect oh yeah well there's been there's been covet since you blew up right yeah yeah so oh man wait till you get that that's gonna be crazy like meet and greets with all these fucking dudes i would love that i would love to do one with like puppies too like meet other puppies and like other animals and stuff

i would love to do that more but i don't think you're gonna run into as many of those as you want so online no i mean i mean with like dudes meeting you i think that's what you're gonna run into quite a bit like yeah well fake puppies i know just dudes are like yo that's you that's yeah um i've gotten can i like get a like a picture with you or something? I've actually, I mean, it's honestly been pretty low-key. Those losers, I would never do that. Yeah.

Do you want to get a picture with me? Yeah, for sure. Yes, please. I've actually only gotten recognized once. I was shopping for furniture for my new house. Oh, I bet you've been recognized way more. Oh, but they didn't say anything i'm not saying shit they didn't say anything but it was by a girl his wife it was a girl and she came out to me and she was like i love your work i was like oh damn you were curled up in like a little ball on the couch yeah testing it out yeah how

that feel getting recognized i was insane i didn't i was it didn't feel real i was like whoa like because i just feel like a a person like a dog like a person i don't know because i've been doing it for so long so it's not for the camera or anything yeah yeah it's just like who i've always been and more people yeah what's the long view what are you gonna do you're gonna ride this wave you're gonna keep it pumping what's dog girl incorporated or you're just Are you just going to get your payday and just fall back into the shadows? I would really like to do some sort of way down the line when I'm a little older and a little more experienced. I would like to do kink education and stuff, like going to conventions and doing that sort of stuff. Schools?

Kink Academy? No, no. I just mean like an assembly. At a high school? Yeah. Walk out and be like, I am dog girl. Holy shit. Dude, you should do Kink Academy.

It would be sick. You're into some kinks, aren't you? I met. You've liked stuff like that. Sex once a week on Sundays, that's it. Well, not now. I don't know. In your prime.

Matt screams loud. He's the loud guy when he ejaculates. Yeah? That's how I'm built, man. He comes on shirts. And computers? My what computers? You've nutted onto laptops.

Old laptops, yeah. Well, that's my bad. No, it's happened before. I was a pretty... I was an active jerker for a while. So that has to be some sort of kink. No, it was just recklessness. I'm just heated at the moment.

You're a Luddite. I'm just heated at the moment. It's you fighting back. So, you know Kink Academy then? No. Oh, no. I thought you just made that up. No.

Is that it? So, this is one of the guys that, like, runs it. This was at Chicago. Looks like he's got the Fifth Element haircut. Well, yeah. So, those dudes get paid. So, you go out there and you get to do a class and then you're charging, like. Yeah.

So, that was at the convention. The same one where I met the puppies. And he, like, one of the, like, they're called the Naughty Boys. What's he do? What's a Naughty Boy do? Rope. I mean, you're probably about to describe me, but go ahead. So it was a rope.

It's called Rope Craft, the one that I like to go to. That's what Naughty Boys do? Well, he was a presenter there. He didn't happen to be anywhere near Talladega lately, has he? I don't know. Why? You want to get tied up? No.

Who are you talking about? Don't worry about it. I don't need that. I can't explain. So you're with the naughty boys, and they're showing you some sailor's knots. So I took one of their classes. Did they show you any balloon knots? Sorry, go ahead. That's naughty boy behavior. Did they show you any balloon knots?

That's naughty boy behavior. That's naughty boys. You can't get mad at a guy if he's like, yo, I'm a naughty boy in the role play. True. What about a photographer showing butthole? What? If a photographer, instead of pulling out thongs, showed butthole. If you looked up and he was bent over.

And he was like, can I? Do you want to? Can you what? That's actually much more passive, though. It'd be like you looked up and he was and he was like can I? Do you wanna? Can you what? That's actually much more passive though. It's not as threatening. That would be like this guy's actually alright.

I would if someone did that to me I would think that they're asking me to peg them. Well I mean I think it's more of like You ever pegged? Yes.

Perfect. It's more of a chivalrous I think if you're a guy out there who suffers from wanting to pull your dick out all the time, you should be polite and show a butthole first and be like, ma'am. A little Ace Ventura talk. A little behind the curtain.

Do you mind if I show you my penis? Dogs, I mean, that might be. Don't show your butthole to me, first of all. But, I mean, dogs like to. Don't. We're not fucking around about it. Don't show your butthole to a dog girl if you see her on the streets. I'll kill you.

I'll fucking kill you. Dogs like to sniff butts, so... Oh, true. That's a good... You ever catch a fart at a convention? Definitely during puppy play. Definitely during sex and puppy. You guys definitely get into that shit.

Like, definitely start by smelling butts, right? For sure. And then does anybody hit you with one where you were just like, broke character you're just like oh fuck actually the only the only time that i did that was uh we were filming at um do you have you seen the video of me jumping into the river no getting the ball yeah no okay well the girl that was in that video, she was like, we were just there, and we didn't know her. She was just some random girl. Oh, really? And she saw me on the leash on all fours, and she was like, come here, girl.

Come here, girl. Come here. Damn. And so I ran over to her, and she, like, stuck her nose, like, fully into my ass. Whoa. And I was like, oh, okay, okay we're gonna do this now all right wow so this was just a lady walking by a creek she said like high socks and a montana t-shirt on it was like oh perfect she just shoved she just like that was the first time that that has ever

happened to me and so i went with the creek when she did this no no this was before that this was when i first met her. And so we were filming it, and I was like, okay, I'm just going to roll with this. Damn. And so I smelled her. She's kind of nosed into your business. Yeah. That was kind of forward. So luckily, I guess you were just like, okay.

It was fine, yeah. I mean, she knew that we were filming. It's so funny if you stopped. You're like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you i'm sorry i misinterpreted the uh misread the situation so what did you do as like you're just kind of like a quick snap like a dog will usually like kind of pop back and be like all right i'm cool or like what was your reaction to that yeah i kind of looked back a little bit because it was on it kind of unexpected sure i mean yeah nose in the ass yeah yeah throw you off but uh yeah

but then i you know i returned the favor, so. Gotcha. Yeah. Pretty great. What's your favorite thing about being a dog? Because you've got to go here shortly. Oh, I do? Yeah, you're good.

You've got about five minutes. Oh, no. No, that's okay. My favorite thing is head scratches. Head scratches. I like to lay in my doggy bed and, like, get head scratches. Sounds awesome. That's my favorite thing in the entiregy bed and get head scratches. Sounds awesome. That's my favorite thing in the entire world.

Sounds pretty sick. That sounds nice. Head scratches do feel great. Yes. Yeah, that's pretty nice. Is there anything we didn't cover in the last five? Is there anything you'd like to get out there that we haven't covered? Yeah, what do you want to say?

I mean, obviously plug stuff. But before that, what is your message to dudes, you know, dudes like me that get rock hard horny at the idea of 21-year-olds drinking out of dog bowls in mall food courts? Well, you're not alone. I feel so good to hear. There has been, like, my only fans, I go, I check through my messages, like, at least once a day. And, I mean, there's always at least five that say i had no idea that i had this kink thank you so much for showing me this this is incredibly hot and i've had girls and guys so this is i want to test test this theory really quick before you go has anybody

because people people like offer like hey do this thing on only fans like can you film does anyone ask for you to take a dump in the backyard? I saw that yesterday. Is it true? People ask yes. Gotcha. I knew it. Have you ever just dumped in the house? No comment.

Fair enough. True. You have to have wondered. I mean, that's the most freeing part of being a dog. Oh, do you dump like that? Like a dog? No comment. Do you turn whoever's in the room?

You know when dogs look at you? You get nervous while they're like... Yes, absolutely. That's very funny. Oh my God, that's awesome. Fantastic. There is... We just bought a new i just got a new house so it's empty right now and before we like make it all nice and furnish it

i do want to there's a lot of requests for me peeing on the floor and then getting like they're not gonna stop girl you're not gonna stop you might as well set up a whole room for that yeah i want to hardwood all throughout. Don't even. Well, it's concrete. Oh, it's perfect. Concrete floors. Concrete's a little bit porous. You might finish those floors.

They're finished. Oh, I'm sorry, Matt. No, I'm saying concrete. Is there like a poly? No, is there some sort of like. Is it? You got to get like. No, it wasn't.

We got to get like an air ventilation system in there as well. You're going to want to clean that room out smell wise. Yeah. It's pretty awful. If you pee on concrete, it'll stain the concrete. I know this for a fact. Yeah, I piss on concrete. system in there as well you're gonna want to clean that room out smell wise yeah pretty often concrete it'll stain the concrete i know this for a fact yeah i have a i have a uh i have a good friend that does concrete floors so we're gonna get them refinished first and then um just piss all over perfect absolutely every room you know i gotta i gotta mark my territory for sure wow are there any i know that i have to leave soon but are there any like questions or anything mark my territory. For sure. Wow.

Are there any, I know that I have to leave soon, but are there any questions or anything that chat has? Come on, LeMary, you dumb fuck. I'm sorry. No, LeMary. I don't want to ask these questions. Ask them. Give the one you think's not the worst.

And do you have a mic? Yeah, we'll do three. How about we'll do three? Give it a shot, dude. Okay, okay, okay. It doesn't matter. If they're bad, it'll be funny. If they're bad, we'll just...

Well, everyone's bad. They call you Sim Gillis. You're mad a bit. Don't bring that up. That's not taking place. We're talking about questions, dude. Questions. There's a lot of questions about your dad. My yes oh yeah yeah you're right skip well any other ones besides

that no that's fine yeah oh nice of course your dad's fine sick yeah dude tell him to knock it off not about the funny fuckers how much can i like dog food yeah how much How much can you eat at once? How much can I? Like dog food? Yeah. How much dog food can you eat at once? I don't know. Give me a bowl. Let's see. I would say about a cup and a half. Do you want more of this?

Me? Yes. Really? Here you go. That's me simping. This is me simping. This is me simping. Any other good ones? Our fans are fucking assholes. Yeah, of course they are.

Of course they are. That's what they're saying. Guys, just can't have fun. We can't have anything nice because we're people. Yeah, you got to just try to just cut for the A order. Can't just have a good time. We can never have fun. Can you eat dark chocolate?

Oh, shit. Can you eat chocolate? I like chocolate in small amounts. True. Yeah, dogs can eat chocolate. Very little. Feed your dogs chocolate. No.

Yep. Not your furry friends. I think that's it, Lamar. What else? Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'll plug my stuff. Everything is Puppy Girl Jenna. If you go to um instagram

tiktok and twitter that's all puppy girl jenna and then if you want to find my uncensored stuff it's puppygirljenna.com there you go hell yeah um dude thank you this is really very fun for coming here i really appreciate it hope you you have fun. Yeah. Yeah. Congrats to you. Oh, yeah. Congrats also. That's fucking wild. It's pretty tight.

People, you know. I mean, I kind of thought of that a while ago. I was into it, but I'm glad you did it. It worked out for me. You thought about dog guide? Oh, yeah. Now, what a great testament to our country, dude. Yeah, man.

Everybody wants to sit around and shit on America right now. Yeah. Look at this. You and me are complete losers that have made money from this dog girl probably was a loser in high school or something turned it into just being a hot rich dog pretty awesome you're how's it feel to be the most famous living dog right now air buds dead toto's dead all the famous i think uh the that shiba inu whatever the doge no but that's just a breed there's no individual no there there is like like there is one yeah we got that motherfucker he's got to be dead soon yeah he's he won't last long she'd be you

know 12 years i'm coming for you so once that dog dies so you think you're number two in the dog rankings right now maybe that's pretty good would dies, you think you're number two in the dog rankings right now? Maybe. That's pretty good. Would you say you're the premier dog girl in the game right now? Absolutely. Got to be. Do you have any rivals?

No, I have one rival, but she's not a dog. What is she? I'll let you figure that out. Cat, bro. Come on. That stupid bitch. What does she do? I won't say anything.

Yeah, don't give her any clout, dude. Fuck her. True. Who? Who? Oh, no. Yeah, I suggested that earlier. I suggested they fight. Yes.

Alright, we should go. You gotta surprise a photographer in Philadelphia. Absolutely. Thank you very much for coming. Of course. Thank you for having me on. Please.

Our pleasure. All right, LeMary.