Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Stink Tank- Ep 1

Episode Date: July 28, 2019

Had a very weird time with three high-octane D.A.W.G.Z. We vaped, smoked doinks, ate gummies, and then tried to talk about stuff. It was super fun.  Damn this was sick. Feeling like I pulled off Ocean's 11 or something.   Stay cool my D.A.W.G.Z.  Listen to the whole eppie here https://www.patreon.com/posts/stink-tank-1-28721339

What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? Alright, let me see you guys again. Yeah, what's up? This is another test. It's Sinbad over here. I used to have my nickname. What? Some adults used to call me Sinbad when I was a kid.

Really? That's fucked up. Why? What up, y'all? I got the motherfucking Beezer to my left. Tim Butterly across from me. Sid the Kid returning to the right. What up?

What the fuck is going on, dude? I gotta get a cool name. We're in a fucking speed tent, dude. I mean, I'm kind of hoping someone calls me Elon Cusk, but I won't. He grew up in a palace. So he was rich and he left his kids? Yeah. Jesus, man.

Well, I guess that's kind of normal if you're rich. Yeah. Now, if you're really rich, you kind of like by default are like, eh, I got shit to do. Yeah. I feel like it's super acceptable if you're super rich to just bail on your family. It's the whole point of being rich. Oh, yeah. I feel like it's also expected at a certain level.

Because you can't, you don't, if you're rich, there's no reason to value your family. True. You have shit of actual value. I feel like every poor country that you see, oh man, I should stop. Why? This might be too funny for public consumption. I'm like, oh my God, can people hear this? Are people allowed to hear this? Oh my goodness. This might be too funny for public consumption. I know, this is funny. I'm like, oh my god, can people hear this?

Are people allowed to hear this? No, this isn't... Oh man, someone's gonna fucking crash. I told you, I'm fucking retarded. If you want to hear the whole episode, go to Patreon. There should be a link in the description. It's the inaugural episode of the Stink Tank. It's worth a dollar. Even if you just want to give a dollar and take it back, I understand, dude.

Just get in on this, please. You'll like it. Bye.