Memory Lane with Kerry Godliman and Jen Brister - S04 E21: Glastonbury Festival

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

"There wasn't a single photo of me, having spent the entire festival in my company..." This week we are treated to a smorgasbord of Jen and Kerry's Glastonbury memories and photos. What a delight! - Such a fun weekend with so many friends and family. JEN & KERRY STAND-UP TOURSKerry's 2025 tour is on sale now - https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/kerry-godliman-tickets/artist/1866728Jen's 2025 tour is on sale now - https://www.jenbrister.co.uk/tour/ PHOTOS Photo 2 - The dress Photo 3 - The crew 2 Photo 4 - Face masks Photo 5 - Sex doll Photo 6 - Jen facePICS & MORE - https://www.instagram.com/memory_lane_podcast/ A Dot Dot Dot Production produced by Joel PorterHosted by Jen Brister & Kerry Godliman Distributed by Keep It Light MediaSales and advertising enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Get full-size favorites and must-have minis bundled for more value. Shop before they're gone. In-store online at Sephora.com. Hello and welcome to Memory Lane. I'm Jen Bristair and I'm Kerry Godleman. Each week we'll be taking a trip down Memory Lane with our very special guest as they bring in four photos from their lives to talk about. To check out the photos we'd be having a natter with them about, they're on the episode image and you can also see them a little bit more clearly on our Instagram page.

So have a little look at Memory Lane podcast. Come on, we can all be nosy together. How are you? I'm okay now. Yesterday was delicate. Oh, I was delicate. I felt very, very, very, very tired. And developed 42 cold sores.

Oh, that's the first thing for you, isn't it, the cold soles? Yeah, the colds will come out. I've got an ulcer on the roof of my mouth. Let's talk about that. Yeah. So I've got scurvy. But other than that, Jen. I'm okay.

Jen. Also, my scalp is sore. You've burnt your skin. scalp. I haven't burnt it. I just mean it's tender. As in like, like a tender hair. Why are you being defensive about truth? It's not truth. I haven't burnt my scalp. You've burnt it. You've burnt it. I saw a child. I literally wore a hat for the entirety of the time that I was at Glastonbury. I have not burnt my head. It's that thing. I get it with my skin just feels delicate and sensitive. And that's what I've got. You are a delicate person. I am delicate. I don't think people know this about

me. You do? I know it. Because you're awful of empathy. Yeah. Because your whole oral area just collapses. It just breaks. It's just broken down. It's really unpleasant to look at. Chloe went, hmm, I'm sort of glad you're going away. But you're going on telly. You're going to be on camera. This is a disaster. This is a disaster. I am going on telly and I am going to be on camera. I'm going to be on camera a lot with scurvy this is very typical for me that every time I get a TV thing

which I'll be honest with you is not very often that's when the old her piece goes oh do you mind if we pop up and say hello we'd love to get a bit of a tele-action Yeah they want to be on camera Yeah that's unfortunate

That is unfortunate Right so we're going to go through Some of our favourite glass Glass to me I sound like one of those posh people that live in the area. What the fuck happened? I knew someone, I know someone that used to call it Glastonbury. What?

Yeah. No. Yeah. Okay, well, they need to leave. It's true. But we can have our favourite Glastonbury moments and memories, memory lane of Glastonbury. And one of mine was chatting with Lou Sanders and my brother, because my brother is always on at me saying he seems to think that I,

that anyone that's got any profile at all in any context. Should have a car? Should get free cars and holidays. And I'm like, mate, you need to understand the world. Then Lou came and joined the conversation and she was like, right, let's do this. And then she confessed that she gets free cat food and she did get some pyjamas once. Well, I think free cat food is pretty. What, hang a second.

You do get free stuff, Kerry. You get free stuff all the time. I get free tickets for shows. Yeah. And you've had free stuff. What? I don't know. You tell me.

Well, you tell me. No, I'm asking you to tell me. Yeah, but I don't. But you do. What? I don't. What? You've never gotten like a free, I don't know, a top or a free bit of toilet trees or a free bit of makeup.

Not in a branding capacity. I've never had to go, oh, these wheatobics are delicious and then get loads of wheatobics delivered. I've never done all that. No, that's what we're talking about. We're talking about promotional shit. Okay. Where you just in your world of like chatting, you go, I really love wheatibics. Wheatabix, I don't know why I've gone with that

I love wheatobics I love wheatobics and then you just talk about wheatabics and then you get free wheata bics I've never done that I've never had that I don't even think I want that but my brother my brother seems to think that that is something that just happens

I think everyone thinks that we get loads of free stuff I think people do get free stuff we don't no because I don't want to start being an advertising But that's why you're not giving free stuff. You have made it clear that you don't want that.

And so people go, brands go, contact Kerry Goddlyman. She's not into that. She doesn't even fucking like Wheatabix. Yeah. I mean, we are not prepared to lie. No, absolutely, nor should you. Because who wants a cereal that is basically like cement 30 seconds after you put milk on it? So there we are.

If you're going to aim branding-wise, you've got to look at, you've got to go, I think you've got to go smaller. You've got to go boutique. You've got to find like a shop that you've got to go that you've got to go that you've find like a shop that you enjoy shopping at. I enjoy shopping at. Co-op? No, I'm talking co-op. What are you talking about? I'm talking about a boutique shop, say fashion. But my local co-op's quite small, so you could argue that it's boutique. Okay, all right, but that, but the actual brand is not, that's like an international brand or at least a national brand, or at least... I like the co-op. So you want to go for co-op? Because I was going to go smaller, but you've gone quite big.

There's co-op, there's Sainsbury's, there's Tesco. I wouldn't, no, I don't support them. I like co-op because they are boutique. They're not boutique. Compared to those big boys. Compared to those big boys. Wow. Okay. Anyway, I know what you're getting at.

The co-op. Yeah. Okay. Let's stick with that. I'm quite co-op. Okay. You are very co-op actually. So if you were to approach that,

me wanting the co-op to, or you wanting to represent co-op, all you'd need to do is start talking about how great co-op is. I'll do it now. This is how I do it. Okay. I love the co-op.

It's really good. Why is it so good, Kerry? Because it's got all the things I need and it's down the road. Yeah, that's very handy. Yeah. But why would you shop at the co-op, Kerry? Just because it's so convenient and they're really lovely. They're cooperative.

They're cooperative. That's the whole, that's the truncation of the phrase co-op. Yeah. And see what I've done there? You've nailed it, yeah. Anyway, I just wanted to point out that that was quite a fun, Glastonbury moment is Lou explaining to my

brother who are quite they're quite different, they live in different, slightly different worlds. Lou explaining show business. When I explained to him that there is no deals, he went, he just went He just said, raise your game. That's what he said to me and Lou. He just said, nah, nah,

there is, there is. Raise your game, raise your game. But what is that game? You haven't got a game, I haven't got a game. We're gameless. Right, did you want to talk about Glastonbury? I'd love to talk about Glass and Brits. It's one of my favourite things to talk about. Did you have a good time? I did.

I had a great time. I'm really, really suffering now. I am so tired. Now, you have a lot of fun and you pay a lot of fun tax. I do. My fun tax is quite high, actually, and that's deserved. But also, I'm in the top bracket. I'm in the top bracket, but I barely drank for the entirety of that festival.

I had two drinks on Sunday. I had two beers, and that was it. So why are you so messed up? Well, there might have been something else happening on Saturday. There we go. You want a bad for not drinking. You want her I didn't drink badge. I saw people absolutely going at it with the booze and I went,

this is an error for you. It's really hot. It's really hot. It was so hot. So hot. There were points, particularly when I was watching kneecap. Oh, that was hot. I thought, oh my God.

I might pass out. Four o'clock in the afternoon in that heat. Worth it though. I've got a really, really brown neck. Back of my neck is super brown. And then the rest of my back, very white. Well, you should have done what a lot of the young ladies do, which is just wear a bikini. I can't believe the amount of bikinis out.

I saw a lady. This is a new thing now. Else he's explaining to me, who's a young person. It's a brawless world out there, mate. It's a brawless world. And I saw a lot of girls just wearing sheer tops, a lace top, no top, a lot of underboob. I saw a lot of underboob. No top.

That's taken off. Yeah. But there's a lot on, there's like, Letters on the nipples. Letters. Did you see that? I saw BR and then A T, BR on one nipple, A T on the other. Brat.

Yes. What does that mean? Brat. Bratty, bratt. I don't know that. I think it's a young person thing. Okay. And no bra, nothing.

No bra. Just boobs. Just booms out. Or a string bikini with under boobs sticking out the bottom. And you want to go, oh, babe, your tits hanging out the bottom. And then you see a few more and you go, oh, they mean it. Oh, that's it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had, I mean, I could have had under boob hanging out if I'd have just up my t-shirt because... I don't think it was in the singular. You've got to have both. It's got to be a symmetrical thing.

Oh, you can't have an asymmetric boob? What, like a harlequin boob? Yeah, just have one boob hagg it out. Just at the bottom of the bra. We could start that. Just the nipple peek. We could start that. We could get that going.

We could call it nipplepeep bra, yeah. So all it is or... Oh, here's a brand. I feel a brand coming on. or your spaniel. So you've just got a little spaniel sticking out the bottom. A little spaniels here. There it is.

And also quite nice, because if someone wants to give you a little lipple of tickle, there you go, that could be quite pleasant. Not for anyone to look at visually, absolutely appalling. But in a sensual capacity. But in a sensory capacity. Can you imagine? 100% I can imagine.

I can imagine all kinds of shit. That's what my imagination's for. Glastonbury, 27, Kerry. I'm saying. Oh yes, of course, because there's a... Yes, Spaniel Boob. Right, so we've got two years to get Spaniel Boob brand up. Yes, and that's it.

Why are we trying to take on other people's brands when we can have our own? Spaniel, boob brand. Bring it. Yes, yes, we can be created. All the middle-aged ladies. We've got two years to come up with some really good brands. Yeah, and that's it. That's the one we're going for.

So what were your Glastonbury highlights? My Glastonbury highlights. Okay, I mean, a lot of it was just mucking about with you lot. I had a lot of fun. Those are my highlights A couple of people said to me What bands did you go and see I can't count on one hand

How many bands I went to Well there aren't bands anymore Are there? There are no bands They're not bands, aren't they? There's a lot of solo artists There are people standing together on a stage I know But their whole band thing

Has slightly gone away, isn't it? It's all solo artist now I just enjoyed the usual Hanging Outside the van That was fun We had a good van action You had a van this year Oh my God

I think that's a high like, let's talk about that. I've upgraded from a tent to a van. We had Barry Castanola, Barry Castanola's van. And I didn't realize this, but it had been Greg Davis's van. So Greg was there and he told us

that was his old van. He went, I thought that was weird when I saw my van driving in. It's like, we've got your old van, Greg. I don't know how the fuck Greg Davis got in that van.

That's why he got rid of it. Yeah, but I don't know how he even got in it. That's why he gave it to Barry. I mean, there's no space. Did you see his new van? Yes, it was twice the size of his old fan, which made complete sense. And one and a half times the width. But there's no way that man could have lay on the bed.

I was lying on the bed and my feet touched the end and I'm five foot six. So I don't know how. But you loved it, didn't you? Six foot six man does. Huh? You loved it. Everything about it. Had a fridge.

Had a fridge. We woke up in a bed. Let's talk about that. Let's talk about the importance of beds. I can't believe I've not. I've been in a tent when beds are available in vans. Yes. I mean, to be honest, I have.

been banging on about van. I have had van van love for some years and you've been scrabbling around in a tent. Oh, but always looking for a van but never being hold of one. And then finally, Barry Castaner and Helen Kimmelinglingling came up and went, hello, would you like our van as a gift? It was a gift. Can you believe it? They're like, you can have it. They get, because they normally rent it out. They're like, you can have it as a gift. I think it might be my 50th. And I was like, holy shit, amazing. So that was it. Wow. And it was lovely. We were part of it. We were part of it. We had a lovely little row of vans. We had Alex Horn, me and Elsie, you and Clow and Louise and Harriet.

Oh, Greg. And Ian Stone. And Ian Stone and Greg Davis. Yeah. So we were in a little van cul-de-sac community. It was van life all around. I just want to live like that. No, I don't want to live like that.

Well, at least a week. Maybe a holiday. Okay, but like literally that was enough time. Couldn't we go in a convoy to France? I literally feel like we had enough time in the van. What did we do? Three days? That's fine. Boom. We got to the end of van life. We had van life three days. I was like, oh, van life.

And then van life's over. Let's go home. I could live like that. You could not live like that, Kerry Godly, men. You always say stuff like this. Like, I could live like that. No, you couldn't. What I can't? You're the person that goes and does a gig in Inverness and goes, I could live here.

No, you can't. You can't live there. Why? It's a lovely place to visit, but you can't live in Inverness. Why? Oh, oh, you spend one night in a fucking B&B in like Cornwall. I could move to Cornwall. No, you couldn't. You wouldn't survive it. I don't think I would be happy.

You wouldn't be happy. I'd be really happy in that van community. We could set up a cult. Literally. Comedy cult. A comedy van cult. Everyone was afraid at the end of those three days. We were like, oh no, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

I wasn't. You left a day early. That's true. That's the trick. You leave on the Monday. That's just crazy. I leave on the Sunday. But we saw Prodigy, so.

Who's the loser? Well, I listened to it on the radio. I got the gist. It looked a lot. It looked a lot. It wasn't really my thing, babe. It was not your thing, actually, and it was very intense. But I did really enjoy it.

There was a guy doing, we missed Keith. Keith wasn't there, obviously, and he was really missed, but there was a lot of chat about warriors and fighters. Where are my warriors? Where are my fighters? I kept looking at Chloe going, are you the warrior or am I the fighter? And when he says warrior, does he mean, are we worrying? Or are we worriers?

Both. I don't know. Both. Because I was worrying that wasn't a big enough warrior. So I thought I've knocked that on the head. I'd say you're a solid warrior. I'm more of a warrior. I'm a warrior and you're a warrior.

Yeah. I'm no closer to known which is which there. But okay. Yeah, I wasn't that gutted, I missed prodigy, although Elsie was really gutted. I'm gutted. I'll tell you what I'm gutted that I missed. Go on.

I'm gutted, I miss, don't you? I'm just going to put that out there. Oh, don't let's talk about that. Right, let's... No, we're talking about it. I'm just going to say, I'm going to put it out there that I am gutted, that I miss Dochi was on Saturday night at West Hollywood. I'm gutted I miss Doche.

Oh, are you, Kerry? Well, why did we go see a frail or laughing guitar? I was happy to see half of Neil Young and the rest of Dochey and it was Chloe's fault. And I will not have it that it was my fault. Why did not, why were we not just getting that hell out? I couldn't figure out why we were watching Neil Young. I don't know. We just stood there for far too long and we knew what was happening.

We got a measure of it very early. on and we should have got out. I'm a lot like you. You are not like you. You are him. You are an hour. Yeah. Look, do you know what?

Bits of it I thoroughly enjoyed but we didn't need two hours of it and we should have gone to Dochi. My brother, who doesn't gush, yeah. My brother said that Dochi was the best thing he's ever seen in his life. People said. And he doesn't gush. People said that Doche was literally the best, the most incredible act they've ever seen at Glass & the year in the 2017,000 years that they've been going.

going. They've never seen anything like it. We missed it. People are talking about it. They're still talking about it now. They're going on. Don't you see Dochi on the West Halt stage? And we do. Everyone agrees, shouldn't have been on the West Halt stage. Everyone's like, should have been on the pyramid stage. Yeah.

There she was. West Holtz, absolutely rammed. People will talk about it for years to come, Kerry. How good, don't she was. And we missed it. And we were at Neil Young. I wanted to see. And then a rumor got round. I don't know who started it.

Me, I started it. Where did we end up? Well, you told James Acaster and Nish Kumar, I told them the facts. I told them the facts. You need to tell them the Chloe facts. I need all the facts to be out there. Chloe made us stay.

Okay, all right. Okay. But who made us go? I did. But I said we can go and leave. Okay, all right. Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do here. I'll tell you what I'm going to do here.

And I'll correct Nish and I'll correct James because that rumor is out there now. And yet they are very happy to spread it. It's gone far and wise. It's because they like winding us up. They like watching us bicker. They do. They do. They are the catmonds.

One of their favourites. I've never seen James happier than when you and I started fighting. Did you see that? Yeah. He literally snap back. He had his legs crossed. Yeah. He had a cup of tea.

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We watched kneecap together didn't we but we didn't find each other because you said I'm with the flag Which flag? I said I'm next to the Palestine flag Yeah there were a lot of them The amnesty flag but there were quite a few of them but anyway I couldn't find you because it was ram-oed But it was amazing It was incredible kneecap were insane and the energy was just bananas I really enjoyed it I really enjoyed my doser I had a lovely vegetable dose.

I had some good doses because you told me to and I did. And it was delicious. Oh my God. I want one. I want another one. I was like thinking about it today going, what do I fancy? I thought, I fancy a bloody dose. That's what I fancy.

That was great. That was another highlight. Did you take a picture of it? No, I don't do food pictures. Well, yeah, but we've got a photograph podcast. Yeah, sure. But, I mean, nobody needs to see a picture of my lunch. Nobody wants that.

Okay, well, we need to up our photograph game. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. let's just slow the fuck down here Go on You're telling me To up my photograph game By the way Kerry Goddlyman You uploaded your photographs

I put them inverted commas Yes that is inverted commas Kerry Goddolling Why? Why? Wait You put your carousel post On your feet What was wrong with it? I did really well Shut up Kerry Goddlyman

There was not a single photograph of me By the way you spent almost the entirety of the festival in my company and I didn't even appear in a single fucking photo. Look, I only, I'm going to do what you did. I'm going to do a few dumps. They call dumps, aren't they? That's what they say, a dump. I didn't call it a dump.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do a second dump. I'll do a second dump. I'll do a second dump. I'll do a montage of you. I'll do a montage of you. Oh, I don't want a montage of me because I know exactly the photograph

that you're going to include. And by the way, I've got a photograph that I can include. Oh, really? Go on. Yeah. What am I doing? Blinking, gurning, gurning, puking,

you're crying. I'll show you. I've got it somewhere. I've got this great photograph of you. And here it is. This is one of my absolute bloody favourites. Here we go. I like to call that blow up dolls. Sex doll. That's definite sex doll vibe. That's a definite sex doll face. That's what I've got. What have you got? Well, I have got the one that you have posted, I think, which is the one of us with the face packs on. Lou gave us face packs, which we diligently put on. First of all, we put them on upside down. not just upside down we put them on the wrong part of our face yeah we put them on the wrong part of our face

but then we found the right part of our face and we committed and now we look about 10 years younger yeah 38 39 I definitely under 40 and you posted that one didn't you I did I posted it actually you know what I don't have that many of you oh here we go here we go

that is terrible I look like I'm off my head and I'm not And that is the tragedy of it. I'm actually so bad. What I've noticed now with you and pictures is you've started to be a bit sarcastic. I'm not sarcastic. You are. You've started pulling sarcastic faces.

I'm very earnest. No. You've started putting these faces. That's not true. I don't pull faces like that. Yeah. You've started pulling ironic photograph faces. I'm on to you.

I'm on to you. I enjoyed doing the Taskmaster show on the Friday night. That was a lot of fun. Yes, you did Taskmaster show. Is there pictures of that? Can we get pictures of that? I can get pictures of that. I haven't got any pictures of that.

So just to let people know, there was an episode of Taskmaster was live at the Glastonbury Festival, the cabaret stage on Friday. And the entire tent was so full. You couldn't get in. You could not get in. It was absolutely rammed. Chloe and I were listening to it backstage. We couldn't even watch it. Because even at the side, you couldn't see.

You couldn't get near it. Yeah, you couldn't get near it. It was around the side and we were like, oh, we can't see the stage. And I was like, if I can't see the stage, I can't be bothered. No. But I have to say,

there was a rendition of purple rain that went on for quite a long time. Do you want to talk to us about that? Well, one of the tasks was that we had to sing a song with the horn section who did the music. And I got given Tina Turner simply the best. Lou got Jolene, James Acaster got Bon Jovi, Living on a Prayer, Richard Blackwood. What did he get?

Or maybe he had Bon Jovi. I can't remember James or Richard had Bon Jovi. Anyway, Basil Brush got Purple Rain, and it was incredible. It was one of the best musical experiences I've ever heard in my life. What? It was beautiful. It was beautiful. I mean, I could hear Basil Brush singing Purple Rain.

and it sounded good from back because I was like, who the hell is singing? Who is that? Is that Prince? Well, I mean, sure. Okay, yeah. Prince is as good as Prince. It was as good as Prince. I mean, but yeah, okay.

It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was very heartfelt, wasn't it? He really committed to it. I find things in Glastomery a bit weird where you're in a thing and you're not expecting it, expecting it to be a bit daft or a bit dumb

or you're not expecting anything. And then something that's completely random will happen and you go oh god that's actually i'm moved i'm very moved that's very heartwarming yeah it was one of those so yeah we all got a bit giddy and um we played a lot of silly games and uh we played sausage or finger um what else did that go we had to have uh lew one we had to have a prize task we did a prize task and i took some tie-dye knickers as my prize tar the task was the best thing to take from Glastonbury. Right. Okay, got you.

And I took some tie-dye knickers and James offered memories and he got booed. Rightly so. Rightly so. James Acosta, what are you doing? Come on. Although now we're talking about the memories so maybe he was on to something. Going to see Sheik with Laura, Rob Rouse, you and Clow, Jess, my brother, my daughter, Elsie. It was really fun.

Sheik was super fun. And who knew that he'd written all those songs, Kerry? Well, he certainly looped us in, didn't he? Yeah. A lot of people don't know that I wrote a lot of songs for a lot of other people. And here's my bad catalogue. Bloody hell, all right.

It was quite a bad catalogue. It was. We had a good dance. We did. I really enjoyed at certain points, Kerry turning around and saying, you're not going to believe this, but he wrote, you can't get better than a quick fitter.

Did you know that? I broke dance. I broke dance. I break dance. I break dance. Did you break? You actually did break dance. I broke. No, you did break dance. I did break dancing. You did break dance and dance will never recover. I did the caterpillar and I spun on my back. You did. You did. You'd only had one hyacinican zero and you did. That is pretty impressive. I did that. I did that. And I have to say, looking at your daughter's faces you did that was a joy. I was doing fun mom. I was fun mom.

Yeah, she appreciated it. I think there was a little bit of her where she actually closed her eyes. She closed her eyes. She went, I can't see this. Well, don't, you know, look, mate, if you can't handle your mom being a dick, me being a dick is how we got into Gastonbury. Well, this is it. And also I've got a lovely photo of your dancing.

I don't think I put that up because I thought, well, save it. Maybe you'll put it up on memory lane, but there's a brilliant picture of you dancing. With my Hineken Zero. with your hynick and zero and it's actually quite special. Let me see, here it is. Oh, there it is. Look at that.

Some absolute moves. What I love about that is she's in a, you're in a dress that you could probably wear to the Chelsea Flower Show. I did wear it to Chelsea Flower Show. You've got your visor. I tucked it in my knickers. I put my visor on and I'm Glastonbury ready. Your Glastonbury ready.

Little ankle chain. She's off she goes. Off she goes. I had a lovely time at that gig that made up for Neil Young, didn't it? It didn't make up for Dochi. Didn't make up for Dochi, but it certainly made up for Neil Young. And Ian did have a great time, but Ian always has a great time.

Oh, Ian had the best time. He did. He really knows how to have a good time. He was like, I've had the best weekend. This has been like the best Glastonbury, and I went, I think it has been the best Glastonbury. It's been really fun. He says that every year. I mean, yeah, I mean, he'll literally say that about,

If we went and met for a dog walk in the park, you'd be like, this is the best dog walk in the park. It's true, it's true. But it was a good one. It was a good one. And now I'm ready for a year off. Fallow year next year, Kerry. But 2027, we will return to the bury of Glaston.

Hopefully, we might not. It tends to be getting an invitation. For fun times. I'm going to start planning it now. Jesus. All right. I think we've done very well photo-wise Better than last year

Why, what happened last year? I had a bad back and didn't take any pictures Okay, as opposed to this year where your back was fine but you still didn't take any pictures I did take loads of pictures I just didn't, you're not in them I mean next Bastonbury I'm going to put my head in every single picture

I'm just going to pop in like that Like Can we take a picture? Can we take any picture? You did take some good selfie actually. I'm not very good at selfies. That's, you've just got, then you can do it. I don't think my arms are quite long enough. You have got short arms actually.

I have got quite short arms. Yeah, I've got long arms and a short body. Ah. And I think you've just got short arms and a long body. I think I've got a short body, short arm, short legs. Thumb legs. Thumb legs. My legs are thumb legs.

I've got really short legs. I noticed that when I was wearing my shorts. I noticed that when I was wearing my shorts. because I've seen these shorts, other people have got them, and they look quite short on women, and then I wear them, and they're like, oh, these look quite long. I mean, I'm grateful for that,

because I don't want anything hanging out, do you know what I mean? So, you know, you know, when someone crosses the legs, you say, oh, God, you're not too much. That's a little, something's flipped out there. No, I like, I like, I like, I like a short shorts. I like a long short. Not, I don't mean board shorts, but I like it to come home. I can't do shorts now because of my knees.

I just look like a Boy Scout. What's you mean? Well, when I wear shorts, I think I look... You know that thing of what you think you look in your head and then you see a photo and you go, oh shit, that is not what was in my head. That's how I feel when I wear shorts now. That's every outfit I've ever worn, particularly to an event where I thought, oh, I look good in this.

I did have some quite glam outfits this year. I properly went for it. I wore a silver skirt on stage. Yes, you look great. And you had a gold... You had a gold sparkly top? I had a gold sparkly. I properly went for it on the spangle.

You did spangle up, actually. I mean, I just wore shorts and t-shirts for the entirety of the festival. You did. There was a lot of double denim with me, but I don't want any judgment. I don't judge that. No. I support that. Do you support it?

It reminds me of like the 80s. Yeah, I think that's what I was going for. I'm happy with it. Yeah. Well, I think that's it. I think we did. Look, for a memory lane, Glastonbury recap, We've got a decent bulk of photos there.

A solid batch of photos and memories. Yeah, I agree. And we'll stick those on the memory lane Instagrams if you want to check them out. But, yeah, that was... If you had to boil the Glastonbury weekend down to three words. What? What words would you use?

Fun, friends, frolics. Oh, you've even gone for, like, illiteration. Is that the word? That's what I'm doing. This is what I'm bringing. I'd go with... Face packs, vans, doses. Right, okay.

I don't want to, there's no winning and there's no losing, but I'm just going in a different direction. Yeah, it's just a bit better. It's not competition, is it? Sometimes it is. I love that whispered. Fuck. I'm Max Rushden.

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