Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 010: Bonus Episode: Adam's French Tips

Episode Date: January 20, 2015

What's with Adam's toenails? When you find out what he does with his toenails and why, you'll be blown away because it defies all manly reason.

If you want to pump your body and expand your mind, please only one place to go. Mind, pop, mind, pop with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Alright, welcome back to Mind Pump. Please go to MindPumpRadio.com. We've got some sample workouts on there, and some programs that we designed. This is going to be, well maybe it'll be a short episode. I don't know. Sometimes these things go way longer than we think they are. This is gonna be a short little bonus episode is what we're planning on doing with this. And the title of this show is, nobody knows what we're gonna talk about, by the way. But you're... This is like podcast. Whatever he does is to do that.

I'm looking right at you. It reminds... Oh shit. Great. bro. The title of this episode is why does Adam paint his toenail? Okay, all right so explain explain first of all explain to me. Oh, tell me why cuz I don't Why do you paint your toenails? So you want to know how it started? Yeah, okay, so just be before crew queer. I You want to know how it started? Yeah. Okay, so. Just before crew, queer eye. Yeah. That's not a curate.

I don't remember. Okay, so I, one of my, I'm 33 now. The first time I did it, I was probably 22 years old. And I had this, you'll like this story, but because this involves somebody that we both know who Bunny Vars Batcher Party, Larry, my boy Larry Evans, right? And we're out and Las Vegas. Drop a name.

Just drop all the name. I'm not, he's not to guess there's nothing bad about him in this story whatsoever. It has just, but we're out there for his bachelor party. And I'm with, there's about, you know, he's got about 15 dudes out there with all of us. In my first time hanging out with all of his friends. And so we're all together.

And you guys got drunk. One thing led to another. We know these things, go. So long story short, where I'm just meeting all these dudes and all these guys, all fit guys are all in the fitness industry and some of that. So good looking fit dudes. And we're up in the direction.

Right, yeah. We're up in the, we're up in the, and we're up in some big suite in the Venetian and we're getting ready to go down the pool, right? And we head down the pool and there's like, like I said, there's like 13 hours, well we're getting ready to go down and our boy over here, Manny has got his toes painted.

And I've never met this guy really before and I see them painting them. Just like, hey dude, what's up with the toes, dude? And they're French-tipped, all clean, all clean. Wow. Is this like condoms? So yeah, so I can't take credit for this. It's not like I originated this or any some bullshit, right?

You know, I bid off with somebody and I'll tell you why. So, and I'm tripping out I'm 20 I'm 21 or 22 years old this time in a mess to him like I don't get it bro He's just like oh bro. He's all so much pussy because of this And I'm like and just like you guys is response really like what are you fucking kidding me? I'm thinking the same You know what listen listen listen listen listen listen So we're walking down and there's like I said there there's like 15 guys or so. We're all walking on the pool I said everyone's fit pretty good looking dudes dude, but that are going all down this pool together, right?

That's I'm trying not to be fucking narcissistic when I say that right, but there's these guys are all pretty good looking He's by far not the best looking dude out there and we walked down this pool And there's a group of girls that are in the pool and they literally like they saw his toes and start screaming like Grab his feet and stuff screaming like grab his feet and stuff like that they all start coming over and they go oh yeah I watch my eyes bro and I was sold oh my fucking sold at that moment went back rocked him so rock him and the biggest thing and here's the the the the the truest part of this is that you know if you if you can rock them and and fucking I rock them cuz they look fucking good

Bro, I keep my toes clean I go get a petty cure on them and with and with the French tip it fucking looks good And if it looks good and I can put yeah French tip wow yeah, okay Well hey listen, you know it's funny, and you know how many girls to win the first time you just sold it to every male No, no, no, no, let me tell you this though. You no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Plus now. And looking at me like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? You know, they're like family. They're my brother telling me that I'm like, dude, you just got it. You just got to rock. And they're like, no, no, right. They're making fun of me for fucking at least a year or two of me doing it. And then one time we're in Las Vegas, right? And we get in the elevator. And we're just a little backstory. My childhood best friends, that's where like,

we were die hard UFC fans. Like we've been watching UFC's to begin with love fucking UFC. We're actually out there for USC UFC fight and we're staying in the hard rock which if you know that back then I know a lot of the fighters used to stay in the hotel so you wouldn't be uncommon to see one well we just have it in the elevator at the time Chuck Ladell was the champ and we get in the elevator and he's in the elevator so and it's me and my two best friends and then Chuck Ladell and he's like the elevator. So, and it's me and my two best friends, and then Chuck Lidell, and he's like in the corner, and he's like on a sidekick. And I'm like, elbow on my body.

Bro, it's Chuck Lidell right there. And I look down, motherfuckers toes are painted. It's got black, he's got black, and with pink tips, and minor painted at the same time. And this is like after my boy's been, and so my boy's mind is we're all UFC die-hard Chuck Lidell, he's the man, right? Fucking rocking his toes.

And of course I got no fucking camera, that's the best part. Because we're all in our beating shoes heading down to the pool, so I got no fucking proof. And that's my two best friends that were there. That just validated you right there, huh? Yeah. So, that, oh yeah, totally did it. And so they did it after that, right?

So they give it a shot to do it and just epic fail, dude. They just get, because then someone would call them out on it or some guy would make fun of Or laugh and they just would clam up about it versus just admitting like I fucking had a story about why I tried and it worked girls Digged and it whatever and rocking it and owning it. No, I did That's funny. So never did it again after that They had it for four weeks. So I got a similar story to something like that And I don't paint my my my toenails. Actually, you don't paint your dick.

No, I don't what? That's what I heard. I heard that too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got something similar to that so I don't pay my toes or anything like that because my my feet are very sensitive Someone try to touch my probably kick them the face But so I go fucking discussed so for people that people to that so for for people that don't know I'm Well, check this out. So I'm first generation American right my He's interrupting Let me go back to my so I'm first generation American right American, right? My family's for middle-aged. I've always grown up wearing these Italian bikini type underwear. Do you have any?

I swear to God, bro. My grandmother used to send them to me. This is what I grew up with. And they're not just bikini underwear. They have like, they would have pictures of like grapes or like... Like a banana. Yeah, banana. I got them on right now, bro.

I got them on right now. Oh, bro. Get out of the seat. Is that a G-string or something? No, it's not a G-string. It's not a G-string. It's like a speedo. It's like a speedo, okay. Now let me tell you something.

First of all, if you grew up with these, you can't wear anything else. It's the most comfortable. Let me tell you, bro. I'm arrowed in hand hooks. Just hooks the sac, or I could, I could blink it, or what? I could move, I could grapple,

I could do anything I want right now. Anyway, so I have them on first time ever junior high I have to change in the locker room So this is the first time I ever had to change in front of the dude that weren't my cousins and we all were the same underwear It's cousins. We're all you know, we're all sons of immigrants So I'm in the locker room taking my clothes off. It's fucking kids. He's my underwear. He's like what the fuck's underwear man You got grapes on your underwear so Fuck your kids, he's my underwear, he's like, what the fuck's underwear underwear? Man, you got grapes on your underwear. So two punches later, they never made fun of me again. But I still wear those to this day.

So that's my as close as I can get equivalent story to your opinion or tone else. I'm pretty sure Justin has nothing like that. I'm like really trying to think this guy shaves his face with an axe. Brushes his teeth with a wall. I have like frostbite on my feet, you know? Like it's got the yellow.

Just to probably be the manliest man of all three of us. Easily. Easily, dude. The manliest man. I'm not even claiming that, but I'll just say something about feet, dude. I have this issue, right? So my dad, and I can thank him for this,

like when I get to look forward to later on. So they curl underneath my my foot So it's like a hammer toe. So basically later on life they have to break them To straighten them out and it puts you out for a couple weeks Well, oh my god, so can you climb trees better? Do you yeah? Yeah? You have things with your feet. I wish if you like arthritis in your foot is that what it is? Is that what I wish people could say I guess We're making like the loss I really want to see a

No, it's no, no, it's here. So they're nasty My wife doesn't even touch him. Let's be honest and I don't blame her Do you guys feel spider do you guys kill spiders? Oh, I hate to kill it, but you do it I have to do it. I know what it will do it now I know what that we'll do it now. Really. I fucking hate I'm I don't like I'm pretty scared spiders are you really? I don't like those motherfuckers I don't do good with little bugs to little but the smaller you are the fucking scare you are I can't if I can't really kill them though Yeah, you right after this we're done recording this we need to go out we need to go fucking deadlift or something because

We need to go out, we need to go fucking deadlift or something because we need to reclaim our manhood. Let's go meet, like eat a steak or something, you know, this is your paint your toenails and, you know, underwear with fruit on it. I don't recommend anybody does it unless you can fully rock it. The toes? Yeah. Yeah. You really have to own that and have the persona to pull that out. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make, I could never do that, didn't I? I'm gonna make a wild claim here. I'm gonna make a very wild, this is a crazy claim here, okay? I'm pretty sure Adam would attract women

if he didn't fucking pay his toenails. We're gonna throw that out there. I don't know if you can associate, I don't know if we can attribute the toenail pay me to Adam attracting women. It was the success method. Yeah. That's what every dude right now listening is like.

Oh, dude, I am not doing that. Can't sell that. I'm not selling that dream right method. Yeah. That's what every dude right now listening is like, oh, you. I am not telling that. I'm not telling that dream right now. I'm not telling that dream right now. Yeah. I know where to take this. You know those guys that were like, they sell all these programs and stuff about like being negative to women.

And like, you know what I'm talking about? The closers or what are they called? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. What's his name? The Pick-Up Artist. The Pick-Up Artist. Yeah. Exactly. What do you guys think about?

I've seen that what are you serious? So he's got this theories on the cycle a psychology of how to pick up It's good. His name is the pickup artist. He had this show on MTV Oh, okay, that's wrong. And so he and basically you were this ridiculous like magician hat Yeah, you like you like cut women down and then they've come on and you know, it's funny He'd go in the bars with the hidden camera. I don't know how real it was, and it worked. Now, I can't really comment on this. I've been married since I was fucking four years old, so I don't really know if it's effective or not,

but it looked effective. However, I think if you bring it up to a woman and say, hey, would it work if a man like, talk shit to you? You know, I don't think they, I don't know if you think the dress sucked. Yeah, hey, I just wanna look terrible tonight. they, I don't think they address sucked. Yeah. Hey, I just wanna, you know, terrible tonight. Yeah, I'm over here in the corners.

I guess. I don't wanna talk again. I don't think that works. Yeah. I don't think that would work. I think that some, I don't know. I think there's a susceptibility there. Like, you know, some may fall prey to that

just because like the, I don't know. Is that like attributed to like an alpha sort of mentality where you're like, yeah, you know, it's our trash and, I don't know, is that like it's like an alpha sort of mentality where you're like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. But I would like to invite our female listeners, for them to come on our mind pump Instagram page and leave your lines that have actually worked on you. That would be great. Not lines that didn't work.

I want to hear shit that work. I want to do it said something to you and you were like, oh man, that really got me go. Yeah. I guarantee it was really creative. I would love to see that. I would love to get to collect the data ourselves and get that just to see because we have all probably ranges of ages and everything that that listen to some of that. I'd love to see everyone's different perspective of that. Yeah, please, please leave that comment and I think that's it. I think we're going to. Thank you for listening to Mind Pump. For more information about this show and to get valuable free resources from Sal, Adam,

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