Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 092: Vajazzled

Episode Date: June 5, 2015

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You guys are fucking crazy. Put your hands above the table. I want to see your hands. No, I just ran up the stairs. You're acting like you're having sex, but Justin sounds like he's taking a shit. I was thinking I had a lawyer. I don't know what Justin's doing.

Something. Justin's thrusting so hard they shit. Yeah. Oh my god. What are we doing right now? All right guys, I don't know how long this episode's gonna be, but I read this hard. Well, we just lost a half-hour listener.

They're like, I am not this episode. No, yeah, they will check out the Sometimes there's the best ones though. I feel like well listen to this article. I just just pull up right now I'm sure this is this is in the daily mail. Yeah, um and the title of this article. Oh, it's in the what the daily mail What is that? Like daily mail. Yeah, M a le wellL-E Well, I know no M-A-I-L Jesus Christ. Oh I was about to ask about that No, this is like a super popular stuff say no like everybody that's fucking listening knows

I don't even know most people know daily male needs it's it no It's it's a website that's really popular in the UK. It's like a news website But they do like news that's kind of off kind of like like huffing. Huffing dim post type-ish. Yeah, that's more political. This is more like like the, no, this is like like a, God, what is that one? The Matt Mad Mags. What's that one? The tabloids you see at the Buzzfeed? Oh, you mean like a national inquirer?

Yeah, I kind of like that. Oh, okay, okay. It's the Indians. So you gotta set the table for me, bro. So now I know we're getting into now. Don't worry, you'll like the subject now. Oh, okay, okay, aliens and so you gotta set the table for me, bro So now I know we're getting into now. Don't worry. You'll like the subject now Oh, okay, so the title of this article is rising number of Asian women I'm listening are having pubic hair transplants Getting them they're having pubic hair transplants where they transplitting it to yeah Well, there's only one pubic area. No, I'm assuming. It's not like they're are they're transferring to their pubic not from their pubic

No, why the hell are they at no to I don't know you're reading from something crazy I have no idea they trans so they're transferring vagina hair to their top of their head honey Did are you is that a good like are you really are you going to club for vagina? Is that a go to your... Well, I mean, I'm thinning on top a little bit. You started getting me, I perked up like, oh, I didn't know that was an option. I don't know.

I don't know. I didn't know Adam had an afro, I don't know. So check this out. So the number of pubic hair transplant in Asia has increased since 2006. Between 2010 and 2012, there was a 78% increase in pubic hair transplants. Whoa.

Yeah. Why? That's a lot. Uh, because in some Asian countries, pubic hair is a sign of health and fertility. Hmm. You know, I used to, this is what I used to tell you. Oh my God. They transplant.

Bro, that bush. Dude, they transplant, this is weird. They transplant head hair to the pubic area. Well, here's what's funny. What? It's funny that you're reading this because I used to actually say, okay, so I've had girlfriends before that I've had

a electrolysis done. On the VJJ? Yeah. And so, you know, they're right. So like trim and carve it and make cool, fashionable. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you know what's gonna happen though when you know that it's back in fashion exactly when it's back in we see that and everything else we see it in close you can you guys those you that are young may not know this but if you're if you've been around 30 plus years you know that fucking taper jeans and what we call skinny jeans now was is not new this is bikinis and tarantulas are coming back

is that right i don't i don't know mean, God, you're ever looking like old porn like from the 70s with like the massive... Yeah, we sit there right now because we're on to ball vaginas right now. I don't know. We just moved out from runway vaginas to ball vaginas. It went from the strip to nothing.

Yes. And you think it's gonna go back. And it could go back. You think it's gonna go back to frickin could go back. And you think it's gonna go back to frickin wild. National Geographic. Yeah. Just let it all happen. Well, and there was this small little

Vajazzle time too, which I was a huge fan of that. I don't know why that didn't go. The Gazzle? No, Vajazzle. No Vajazzle. Come on bro, you gotta be up to it. I'll be on the VG. Yeah, that was for some reason that trend did not take off

that much, but I was a huge advocate of that. I thought that was a way. They put little jewels on that. Yeah, they'd be bedazzled their vagina. It's fucking awesome. Little bells and stuff. Yeah, no, no, no, definitely awesome. So it's one, it's balled already as it is,

and then you have just, it's bedazzled. You get down there and it's fucking great. Great. Yeah, it's sparkly and fruity. Yeah, I didn't expect a disco ball. Yeah, it's made you have it. It's excellent. Well, so Adam might be onto something

because it's not a universal like obviously in America most I most men I'm assuming but most men prefer little to no hair now today 2015 right but in Asia obviously it looks like men and women are preferring some hair you know what I think that you know I think that might be the case Because in I know in Japan It is illegal to show pubic hair in in porn So they always like blur out the pubic area so the women don't wax anything so you can see kind of the contrast in color So it can kind of looks like you're seeing through the stuff Thought really hard about this. Yeah, obviously

Somebody knows way too much about this. Man, I make everything nerdy. You know that they have those vending machines with dirty panties in Japan. What? This is real things. All this awkward crickets. I wanted to make it. Please. Somebody Google it. No, it's right. He's true. He's right. There's vending machines with dirty

Yeah, dude these dirty old frickin, you know businessmen There's some some buddies crackpot idea that well, dude the more repressed the culture is the more weird they're fetish It's just to finish yeah, it's like yeah, they do that and then there's dirty Okay, I'm this literally is I like you guys just kind of graze over this But I'm trying I'm envisioning a fucking soda machine that kicks out dirty panties when I put my Exactly what is hey, you know, we have an expert in the room on the subject. Oh, yeah, Doug lived in Japan for a long time Tell us Doug. Tell us how weird that guy. Did you ever see Panty vending machines? I did not I heard about him though see

But I don't think they're like dirty from the standpoint of them being really nasty No, they're just worn. They're just worn. Yeah, I think the women just put the panties on do some jumping jacks and Something like that. I can't take that. I remember I used to save my high school girlfriends panties in my drawers Did you ever try them on? No, I used to smell as a God you guys didn't do that with your teenage boy. Bro, I also think when I was a kid too, I think I do recall telling my girlfriend that I liked I liked her having a bunch of people. What is that about men liking that smell that scent?

Pharamones, bro. I know. It's Pharamones. It is. And I think it's a young boy. I think it's a young boy. You have a woman now. You're with a woman because she's got lots of pubic hair

and you're with the guys from the audience. No, I just never admitted that. I just think it was a 90. Oh, you know what I mean? I just put it all in. You know what the whole world now. Hold on a second, bro. You were a virgin till like 10 years ago.

So you saw your first one like 10 years ago. No, I didn't say I see my friend. No, bro. I went I seen my phone, brother. I went all the way to third base and got tagged out before home. Third base. Third base is everything else but that, bro. It's like oral sex and all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was doing that at a young age. I wasn't, but I was, you know, it wasn't. So you smash it on there, but you're not like getting any penetrating. Yeah, there's no penetrating. A lot of dry home, going on, a lot of dry home, but in. That's kind of a weird area, right?

You really want to get it. Go it. Yeah. At that age, it's like a rubbing thing. Oh yeah, that age though, you don't know what getting it in. It feels like so. Any sort of, you know, four play whatsoever is fantastic. Bro, can we just talk about how much it sucks

to be a boy going through puberty? Yeah. You're so, because when you were young, right, and you go through puberty, you have all this testosterone, you're so goddamn horny. It's like, you're the most horny. I remember getting fights with my girlfriend, because all you ever wanted to do when you're 17 to 19 years old

is fool around, and she puts on a movie, and she's like, let's watch this movie. And you're like, touch my dick. Yeah, exactly. You're attached to this.. And you're like touch my dick. Yeah. You get this like no, no. You're have some popcorn. There's a hole in it. Yeah.

Classic. Slap it so. Slap it your wrist away the whole time. Slap it your wrist away. No, don't touch me there. No, don't touch me. Watch the movie. Wait, wait, watch the movie.

I don't want to watch the fucking movie. Yeah. How about if you watch the movie while I trace your fear, the back of your neck, which is funny, because now in my 30s, it's a complete opposite. Now that's my girl. My girl tried, she puts on a movie, she's like, are we, am I gonna get late tonight or what? What's up? I'm like, oh, honey, I'm tired. It's been a long day. Oh, that's incredible. Go back to puberty. No, it was horrible. I mean, you'd be in class and you just get a boner for no damn reason. And then if the wind blew the wrong way, you're like, you know, I got 20 all these like growing up movies.

Like that really happened. Like we're a teacher would call you like to, to take your front end. Well, well massive boner. You ever get well before the Tom Brady incident. That was, that was with the tuck rule. The tuck rule. The tuck, the tuck was invented way before.

Only from as if it's sticking out and then like your shirt kind of comes out. That didn't happen to me yet totally did. to all of us yeah, I was like, hello Dude you ever get a boner around like your parents like you're just sitting there dinner and just get a boner to Lord and you're like Why do I have a boner boner? I'm sitting here like a funeral until I remember I remember I remember a fuck up is that you had a boner at a funeral You remember that no reason yeah, just was like Yeah, a boner at a funeral. Yeah, you remember that?

For no reason. Yeah, I was like, I'm no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Feeding it like to ignore it. See girls don't have this Probably the murder the worst happens they get wet Nobody knows nobody knows And they can totally they can be talking to you get wet you get a hard on while you're tired of somebody It's a dead giveaway. You don't say facial expressions your pants moves Yeah, you walk really awkwardly. Yeah, you do the whole where you hug a shuffle Where you hug a girl, but you like stick your butt back so she can't feel your freaking, no, rage, or side hug. Oh, side hugs.

Yeah, side hugs. Yeah, so you just get so excited and then you go make out with a chick and you basically, you pretty much can orgasm. I mean, you're just, you're so freaking, it's so horrible. You're just a carcerator.

But then you're the worst you say it's horrible. I think back to those years, those are some of the greatest times ever. Well, hold on a second. It's horrible at the time, right? Then you get older and you're just like God I wish I could be like that again where I could just I could just you know I could just you know, I could just you just summon a boner at will you know any time of the day Like 13 you could be like boner Bing. Yeah, horrible But back back on the subject guys. God we swim way off the Horrible but back back on the subject guys. God we swim way off the subject. Yeah, yeah, talk about the pubes. Well, I would I'm curious

about this. We've all been we've we've all been in vagina land for enough time that we've seen trends come and go. Do you guys have a personal preference on the channel and the Jada lab? Do you guys have a personal preference? Vigilandia. Yeah, none. None. None. Justin. Bald Eagle, man.

Bald Cumbly. No, run away. I'll salute to that. I'm cool. I like runways. Runways cool. I like my girlfriend. I like my girlfriend.

Change it up. She switches everything. She's trying all right. Yeah. Runways well. Hey honey, look. It'd be cool if there's like a little pack man with flakes and little. So you don't mind the donkings going on?

Yeah, you guys have, you guys have, you guys have, you guys have never seen a Vajazzle Vajada have you? A V the donking. So you know, you guys have you guys have you don't mind a little Bob Marlin. You guys have never seen a vajazzle of a jazzle. Vajazzle of a jazzle. Yeah. No, I have not had the pleasure of looking at a jazzle. Rob shame. You want to spice some things up in the bedroom with the wife and stuff like that. Why don't you get her to the jazzle? Yeah.

Stop permanent, bro. Vajazzling. She's a vajazzle for a weekend. She said we can get away a little. We can get away with some vajazzling. Ohling that might I'll take you up on that might actually go see just just open my mind that might be honey we're the jazzling all weekend you can get really creative you could the jazzle for her put your initials in it glow in the dark the jazzle yeah bro can you can you can you cacazel cacazel cacazel I don't know

things this you can try that you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna I don't know that sparkly that's a little weird bro to the dazzle youasal. I don't know things. This can't get you to try that. You're gonna, you're gonna, I don't know that. That's a little weird, bro, but dazzle your dick. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about it. Yeah, because that's gonna be, you know, not visible for half of it. In.

In. Oh, shit. Where did they go? Out. Oh, that's horrible. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, and then they're gone. Yeah, I don't think you could do it.

Yeah, I don't wanna do that. No. I don't think you could do it. I think it would be, it would feel very weird too. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think you could do it. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. No, no. I don't think you could do it. I think it would feel very weird too. Yeah, I don't know. It's unhealthy. If I were to like all of a sudden see, you know, like I'm about to get it going

and I see a bunch of pretend stick jewels stuck to, you know, someone's vagina. I don't think that would, I think I'd be weirded out. So you say that but then someone has a piece of fucking metal through their clip. We talked about a barbell clip before. That wouldn't bother you. Because that takes real commitment, you know what I'm saying?

So now it's a commitment thing. Yeah, you're not just taking it. So, you know, someone pulls down, she pulls down her drawers and it's fajazz and you're like, you serious? Yeah, that's kiss it. Yeah, oh. That's like a clip on airing.

Yeah, exactly. I'm not. I'm picturing like, hello for years. If you want to get serious, why don't you put a barbell through your clip? Yeah. Stupid, bro. No, not a little sticky. Come on, that's like little kids.

No matter what, it's decoration, bro. It's a bedroom play. It's no matter how you look at it, it's fun. It's just speaking of that, I mean, now, as far as like the whipped cream bikini thing and food and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Oh yeah. How'd that go down? Um, you know, the- Adam's like, depends if I'm dieting.

He's like, you should, you should, I called the banana split. So, Adam's like, I like to put a chicken breast. I wait till she's really hungry. Adam's like, I like to put a chicken breast and some tilapia and some broccoli. That's right. I'm dieting right now. We're cream and syrup And all of that was never I had to say though My favorite out of all of them was You remember those those candy those candy necklaces they make underwear they make underwear panties

Those are pretty cool. Don't they have likes and like fruit roll up. Oh, they know Like I've done the fruit roll up, so that's, I've never got into eating thing. Oh, I see. Yeah, I see. There's too many other smells and things going on. There's still, I don't want to just start eating some, you know, fruit roll ups and it's in brown town. You know what I'm saying?

I don't want a brown town, you know, fruit roll up. Girls do that and so grow. Yeah, that would be, I would be worried about that also. No, so yeah. I was not a fan of fruit roll up type stuff. I have that. It's not my standings, the whipped cream. You know, I don't know. To me, it's a, there's a lot of things like that in the bedroom.

I feel like that television has overplayed. You know, it's it's I think food is incredibly sexy but not to put all over your fricking, you know, your your your privates. I think it's very sexy to see a world where you're like, you know, it's it's I think food is incredibly sexy, but not to put all over your frickin You know your your private I think it's very sexy to see a woman Enjoy a meal and I don't mean like she's hogging it down. I mean you ever seen a woman who really savor something like oh Yeah, real like so there's this so there's this this woman. I have a massive crush on

And she's a one of those TV chefs or whatever. She's an older woman I think she's in our late 50s Nightjella is her name and she's a bigger woman too. She's a very she's a large-sized woman But she's very sexy because the way she eats the food. It's like she's making love to it And then at the end of the show at the end of the show they have this little bit where she where she wakes Let's take in the middle of the night and she opens the fridge and eating the food and it's like look how naughty you are You are a fucking weirdo look how naughty you are eating that food in the middle of night all hungry like that Can't even control yourself. You don't get my vajazzling

But you freaking get off on some on some girl on the chef shows the way she eats her freaking bro Watch the show and if you don't get a freaking hard on then you're crazy I have never I have never. I have never. I cannot say I've ever been turned on by the way a woman eats. Bullshit. No, bro. I have never. So the woman's like, if she's just deep throwing a popsicle,

you're not gonna get a freaking. You know, ever. I watch you, my girl, full laundry just turn on for me. You call me weird. Well, I guess what relates to the food thing is it's the detail she's doing it. It's almost like I can see how calm and relaxed she is. Maybe like her mind's going, but she's going. You just want to go over them to direct the whole thing. And also she's doing she's doing something that's helping me out. You know, she's

folding my laundry so I feel like, oh, it's so sweet. And it's just like it's almost the fact that she she's doing it. What about when she's cooking for you? Yeah, that too. That's hot. It is hot. It wouldn't be hot. And my girl preps my meal. So she does prep all my meals. So if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be able to do what I do. And it is a turn on when she is in the kitchen and she's prepping the meals and stuff

with that. So I do like that. And ironically, she actually says she enjoys doing it because I've offered her. We've had companies who have offered to sponsor me and actually prepare my meals and send them to me for free and stuff. So I could have that done and she actually chooses to do it. She likes to do it. I think she finds it therapeutic and she likes feeling a part of that and what's going

on. I like that too. I love it when my wife cooks. She'll put on her apron and she's a phenomenal cook. She's born in half her life, she lived in Italy, so she's got that culture. And she'll be cooking, she'll get totally into what she's doing while she's cooking,

stirring the sauce or whatever, and I'm just like, damn. Yeah, that's hot. That's okay, okay, we can agree on that. That's about to happen. It's about that. We don't see eye to eye on barbells and vagazzles and- You don't like barbells?

No, dude. Really, that's a turn off. It's not don't like barbells? No, dude. Really? That's a turn off? It's not a turn off. It's just weird, dude. It's weird? A piece of metal in your clip is weird, bro. That's not weird. It is weird. Everything's weird, bro.

You're wearing orange shorts. That's fucking weird, too. Dude, that's fucking dress code, bro. I don't know how much choice to wear that. Wouldn't be. Did you ever see me wear this not when I'm working? You had freaking orange theory It's called orange that your orange is that called green theory or blue theory. It's called orange theory We're orange shorts. What about the freaking fluorescent green? What are those underneath these are actually here's eyes are penetrating all the way

Through the way sitting right now. I know I know you're lucky I can basically whatever it is underneath. I'm like to send him He's a way to have a little shout out to this company You're lucky. I can bet whatever it is underneath. I'm like two centimeters away from the top. You know what I have? Then I'll give a little shout out to this company because they were sent over to current. No, they don't get it. They don't get a shout out. No, not unless you pay for it.

Oh, you don't even want me to close here. I love just, I almost did it. We're a big time and I almost didn't do it because Justin's like, no, bro, Adam, they don't fucking pay you, dude. Don't even say they're like, okay, never mind. This underwear company that will remain nameless that I'm wearing right now.

There you go They have They have a nice little pouch for my balls in my cock. Oh, and they're thoughtful. Yeah, it's like it almost like a little kangaroo pouch So they're boxer briefs. They they see Cup To the Ingestal will describe to the to the to the the All right, you really want to see right now? Yeah, yeah, no It's good radio just did you You know for radio it's my underwear brothers are you afraid is you afraid it you can look away just close your eyes

Bro, it's it's Just close your eyes weird and weird There's a there's a line that me and out of dance You just play on that line little well bit. Well, you just have to dance on that line together. You like that cup, like that feeling? That's why I wear the freaking banana hammers, because they're naturally like that. You would love these, because breathing room, I don't know. Listen, now listen, listen, this is why I think these balls did.

I was gonna give this company a shout because I really I've heard I really like their their box Are briefs their box are briefs, so they're they're fitted around my quads my glutes But they're comfortable. They don't feel skin tight right there's something and then where where my cock and balls would go They go in a like a pouch so they actually fit in this like roomy free flowing like your little Joey It's yes, it's actually what it's called. It's called a Joey pouch. And it's actually, yeah, it's quite comfortable. And I wish they would send me more boxes.

Yeah, dude, I don't like boxers, Justin. Sorry. I don't like boxes. No, first of all, boxers, you're walking around. I'd free ball it if I could. No, you're feeling things swing all over the place. It's all stimulating as you're walking things are rubbing on each other.

You can't concentrate like that, Justin. You just fucking can't. Well, you can see, I got so much friction, bro. Like, it's like, my freaking inner thighs are like always like just, oh, oh, oh. Are you all right? So you're a boxer guy?

Yeah. Always? Well, I'm like boxer brief slash boxer. It depends. But, yeah. So if my boxer brief? Yeah, always. Well, I'm like boxer brief slash boxer. It depends. But yeah, so if my box of briefs they always end up riding all the way up. Yeah, it makes this like yep V. Yep. Also, I guess we'd like these. Yeah, so you so at a seven days of the week how many days are you probably wearing boxers? Maybe two. Oh, okay, then boxer briefs are the, primarily. Oh, so you're more boxer briefs. Yeah, yeah.

So you're... I'm freaking a tie and bikini underwear. Always. Every day. All this. No, no. I was born in those motherfuckin' places. I've been born in the day.

I've been wearing them forever. So I have some and I wear those every now and then. So I have a couple of pairs of jocquils and that will be my favorite underwear because my calli tarzan, my ass and my lace look really good in them. That's what I'm saying. That's I do, I do, I do it, but. See, Justin, because my color is tarzan. My ass and my legs look really good in them. That's what I'm saying. That's I do, I do, I do it, but.

See Justin, you missed it out. I'm just picturing Adam, like, like, turning around in front of the mirror. Yeah. You know, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Yeah, yeah. Don't you want to be able to do that Justin? Yeah.

Sure. All right. All right. Yeah. So I do, I like it, but they're, I can't say they're not, so for me, they're probably one of my favorites look-wise. They're not my number one comfortable-wise though, bro.

Why? Yeah, because you know what? Because they're, they're, That's because you're buying American bikini underwear. You need the ones from Italy, bro. Okay, well, give me a pair of, I'm down to try. I'm open-minded.

All right, the high performance. I'm gonna hook you up. I was thinking about doing one of those little banana hammocks looking ones before too. Those are real free. you want free flow in Justin It's a beautiful. They're like yeah, that's damn nearest close to commandos. You can get me Taisinoa they should make is when we're like mesh like right at the balls, bro They make they make they make banana hammock ones like that. Yeah, bro. Not one elation. Yeah, I'm not wearing latex

I'm to work for God's sake. They're cotton. You know what you should do, bro? You should go bond your balls in, bro. If you're a guy like that, then you put it. Yeah, you should. All right, that nice, you baby powdery eye. Are you baby? Are you, my boys are like, on a nice humid day. Yeah. You're really a baby powder than that's,

so they don't stick to the thighs. I know, I have baby. That's because you free ball. That's what I'm telling you. That's that's separated from your legs. You got big quads, right? So the balls are free flowing. Boom, stuck to your legs. Now what are youads, right? Yeah, so the balls are free-flowing boom stuck to your legs

Now what are you gonna do? You gotta do the whole weird adjustment thing. Yeah, or you gold bomb them Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know I kind of tried the gold bomb thing for a while But it's fucking messy, bro Yeah, and then you get everywhere. Yeah, it's all over your floor and she liked that my boy was like, oh my god You have to do this make sure nuts feel so good Of course I buy I'm so I'm open-minded, bro I'm very open-minded. I'll always try something at least once or five times. And so like a little like pixie dust.

That's what I do. Well, you know, it's just a little. Yeah. But that shoot it all over the, all over the, all over the cock and balls and then it, it feels amazing. Right. But then I have this, don't get it on your piece.

I have this mess all over my floor. I keep it in the tank. Mess all over the floor. I'm like, this is not as much as this feels fantastic on my balls. It's, I don't want to have to clean up before every time I get out of the shower. That's just a way.

I just, I just feel like a sprite kissed them. That's why I like the feel. Yeah, I would have want, I would have want powder all over myself. I just wouldn't want that. It feels good actually. Well, you know, it does help. It's a different type of powder though, bro.

Release the stick. It's different. It's not like, it's though, bro. Release the stick. It's different. It's not like flour. It doesn't probably, that would be sticky. Oh, that would gum up. Gum up, yeah. This is like, can I use lifting chalk? You'd be making bread.

I lift the chalk. I lift the chalk. Disgusting bread. You should put some lifting chalk on your cup of balls. Let me tell you what that feels like. So back on subject. So if you're with the chick. What is the subject?

Pubs. So if you're with the chick, smoking hot, 10, she's a 10, okay, everything's good. 10. You take her back to your place, take off the clothes, she has, not only does she have a bush, but it's a massive bush, it is an unruly, massive bush. Is that a deal breaker?

She's a 10. She's hot. Everything's beautiful, wonderful, smoking hot. Take everything down, frickin' Bob Marley. Just dreads, come on. Okay, well, here's the exception of the rule. She's that smoking hot. It's out of control like that. Now, out of control like that, if it's done on purpose,

and she still takes care of her No, nothing. It's like she's never trimmed it in her life. Okay, but listen though if she if it's just the hair part is add a control But the vagina everything's like mad at dog. Yeah, it's clean But it's just a just a massive that ain't stop at me. That's not stopping not even it's not even a slight turn off She's a 10 bro. She's a dying piece. She's a dime piece that maybe she's gonna be that's other angles What if it's an eight with the bush? I'm gonna a man. What is that is that the line an eight? Yeah That's a tough hole because an eight with a bush that that crazy is now like a six and a half

You like a one and a half dollars. Yeah, you have one and a half dog. It's a six and a half bro I 10 minus the one and a half it's still an eight and a half Yeah, okay, I can and a half bro, a 10 minus the one and a half, it's still an eight and a half. Yeah, okay, I can see that. That's still money, bro. I can see that. Yeah. All right, you gotta think there's a mathematical equation.

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