Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 111: Crazy Chicks for Me!

Episode Date: July 9, 2015

Cinnabon, Volcanos & crazy chicks. This is how Sal, Adam and Justin celebrated Independence Day. Of course, the one who partied the hardest and had the most fun was #BusyDoingCoolShit Adam, right? Actually, you may be surprised to find out who went off the rails.

If you want to pump your body and expand your mind, there's only one place to go. MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Justin, what did you do this weekend? Did you do anything? Uh, dude, I just, I did jack shit. I mean, I didn't even watch the fireworks. Like, I went in the hot tub, I passed out,

and that was it, man. It's my whole weekend. You have a hot tub at your house? No, is that my parents? Oh, so I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, my, which was kind of like a weasley thing to do, but I was so tired, I was like, my son,

I didn't even tell him about the fireworks or anything this year. I was like, you know what I am? Your kids didn't see nothing? No. Oh, wow, you're being too sweet. I know he's probably gonna hear this later in life and be like, you know, yeah. Your kids didn't see nothing? No. Oh, wow. I know he's probably gonna hear this later in life and be like, oh, so deprived.

And he's gonna be the psychiatrist. No, no, no, no. But I'm always going to take some to the fireworks and Courtney stays back and, oh, I'll watch the baby. You could take Ethan and I. What's gonna be great is it's gonna come up when he's like 15 years, you're like, Dad, do you remember that one year

when they canceled for the July? Yeah. You're gonna be like, what are you talking about? Son, boy, you were in the hot tub, dad. Yeah. Passing out. He said a my book. Why did that happen? What did I hope that or he's going to tell you that?

Is America still America? Like next year, he says that, dad, I hope they don't cancel for the July this year. Single tear. Tang. What about you, Adam? Did you do anything? I'm a con you know, I trained a lot I worked out because um Fuck dude. I guess I'll save how why are you guys so fucking boring? I'm expecting like these great stories Well, you know if he wasn't in the hot tub. Well, no here. Let me I mean I have I have a great Fourth of July story though. I'm out for you though.

And I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm free of a previous Fourth of July. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. He's all six. You blew your dick off. No, I took, I took a bike, a bipolar girlfriend out to a Fourth of July out to Tahoe. There's only one kind of bi girlfriend

you should ever take out. That's not the polar. And unfortunately, I got, I got the other one. I got the polar one. I was only for bisexual. I got bipolar. one I got the polar one I was really happy I'm not a big fan of Really depressed for the joy crazy girls no no no I love crazy girls I used to so my My password's to all you could be about five years ago you could bankrupt me and get into anything that I have Your password the same as your safe word my yeah it was it crazy. Crazy chicks for me was my password for everything like that

because I just had this M.O. Crazy chicks for me. Yeah. W.W.W. Dot. So I'm just, I'm not a big fan of Fourth of July because it's like one of the worst holidays to travel on. You're hurting my American heart.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love fireworks and I love all that stuff. I like that, but I'm just doing more. What about freedom? Do you love freedom? No, I'm not ready to that. Yeah, right. Fuck.

No, no, no. I mean, what I mean by that is I don't like like that New Year's, I actually become kind of a homebody now that I'm older. When I was younger, I've done all that stuff. I saw him so old, right? You know, in my 20s, I used to do every, I've done everything for New Year's as far as, and saving the fourth of July, like all the cool places to be.

And to me, they're kind of overrated. They're overpopulated. They serve fucking well drinks. Everybody and their mother has the same ideas you. So getting to there or from wherever there is, is a madhouse. If you're flying somewhere like Vegas, the airport are ridiculous.

You get to the places and they serve well drinks. They charge $1,000,000 more than what it should cost to get in there. And then you're shoulder to shoulder with everybody, right? So that's what New Year's and Fourth of July I think of when I think, and I've like I said, it's done all the places. So now I normally like just to go, I like to sit at home, dude, sit at home. My growing eye will probably go outside and we can see, you know, some fireworks go off and, you know, normally maybe we pop in your rocking chair. Yeah. You want to shake something? I know.

Am I really that bad, bro? Is it talk about, you know, you're just can you get on board? Doctor, who's in here? I know. No, I, I, I, I, I want to agree with you. Let's be honest, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, talking. I'm talking. I'm saying, let's start talking about thumbs and fucking, you know, whatever medication we're on.

Well, I'm sure I'm glad one of us had a good time. I know. I know I saw you in the gym the next day and you were sitting, look at you were sweating all the drugs and alcohol to your system. Bro, let me explain all of this. Please tell us. Please tell us. Please, I like it.

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I'm thinking to myself, I was dieting along with you, I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have a good time today. And I don't party very often at all. That's why they call me Santa Claus. That's the nickname, Santa Claus is cause I come out once a year. But when I do, it's usually pretty hard.

So I get there and my cousin shows up and I tried something for the first time in my entire life. I have never used a volcano vaporizer. That's so crazy to me. Bro, it's worth every penny. So I don't... Ultra smooth. So I don't use cannabis,

aka marijuana, aka the Buddha. Recreationally... I don't use it recreationally. For the most part, I use it going to the night because it helps with whatever. We've talked about this in the past, so, that's what I tell people too, bro. Yeah, whatever. This is for my glaucoma, fuck off.

So bro, so we just start hitting this vape and it's like you're breathing air. It's so smooth. I, I all of a sudden turn into, you know, awesome air. Yeah, I turn into Richard Feynman whenever I do anything like that. So I'm like spouting all this crazy, everybody's looking like I'm an idiot. He's barbecuing food. There's all kinds of food out there, and I've been dieting.

You started a cult, didn't you? No, so I get out there, and let me just give you the rundown of the food that I ate that day. First of all, I had a few drinks also. And the reason why I prefer recreational cannabis is because I'll drink less or I won't drink at all. And alcohol just makes you feel like shit the next day with weed the next day you feel whatever.

Fine. So I start off with a sausage. Okay. And I love me the sausage meat. You know what I mean, right Adam? Absolutely. You know what I mean? I'm a big sausage guy. Ah, sausage in your face.

So I eat it. I eat it in my pork, but I don't know why I said that. I fucking hate pork. Well, you weren't talking about the kind of sausage I'm talking about. I like the pork sausage. You like beef. You like my sausage.

So I crushed this. The end of sausage. I crushed it. So I crushed this sausage and then the appetite kicks in hard. Bigging you. Hard, bro. So then I proceed to eat probably a pound So I crushed this sausage and then the appetite kicks in hard. Big gain you. Hard, bro. So then I proceed to eat probably a pound with a tritip, flank steak.

And I'm thinking I'm just gonna eat barbecue and vegetables. This way I kind of blunt the damage I'm gonna do to myself. So I do that, then I eat a shitload of broccoli because I'm like, oh, I can feel I'm about to go on the binge. So I eat a whole bunch of broccoli. I'm like, oh, I can feel I'm about to go on the binge. So I ate a whole bunch of broccoli. I'm like, this will stop it. No, because we went back in the garage at some more volcano, come back out.

And I had three rice crispy treats, a cookie, chips and guacamole. I had s'mores. I had a donut. I swore to God, this is all there. There was a donut there, these are random, these are fucking donuts. This is a great party, bro. What party has a donut, I swore to God this is all there. There was a donut there and these are random. These are fucking donuts. This is a great party, bro. What party has a donut, rice, crispies, sausages?

You get, wow. I had a cookie at a bar, I like the sky already. I had a cookie then I ate a bunch of hoes, tru, twinkies, and I'm walking around like painfully like full, but I'm still eating, like I'm not stopping. So this is going on all night. We're just eating and just, you know,

some, most people are drinking, we're using the volcano on a good time. Well, my buddy brings out his contraband, his contraband fireworks. Now, for those of you that don't know, we live in, you know, Northern California, fireworks are, they are prohibited 100%. Not even a sparkler, came here as a sparkler.

So this fucking dude, right? So we're in his backyard, He's got a big pool and Behind it is like some trees and shit and like some rocks So he decides that's a good place to fucking light up firework So get in places and it sounds logical so they bring out all these fireworks, bro and I I've never in my life seen Mortar shells go off like right in front of me. You know know what I'm talking about? So I've never seen this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the metal tube and you drop, it looks like a bomb in there. Yeah, it goes up. Oh! She shoots way out of it. And then he's setting off these fountains, but he's doing like four to time, right?

Oh yeah. Say, you got it, you got to compile this. He sets his palm tree up. Fire fire fire. Shuts of rock up to you. Oh, I'm fire. Every but because everybody's drunk or stone, we're like the trees of fire, the. Oh, I'm fire. Because everybody's drunk or, you know, stone, we're like, the trees are fire.

The tree, like, nobody gives a shit. And we all applaud. Everybody's getting buckets of water and they finally put it out and continue the firework show. Like, nobody stopped, nobody freaked out. Yeah, it was so went like that. I went like that till about midnight and ended the evening with, that's when I ate the s'mores.

They brought the s'mores out of the oven. You know what they did? They got chocolate chips, so check this out. Bro, I ate, I ate like that. I went like that till about midnight and ended the evening with, that's when I ate the s'mores. They brought the s'mores out of the oven. You know what they did? They got chocolate chips, so check this out. Bro, I ate like a 13 year old girl at a slumber party. That's what I did. That's what you were. Chocolate chips, then you put marshmallows on this in like a glass, Pyrex, whatever.

Put it in the oven. Let that shit melt, bring it out. Then you have like, Graham Cracker, they look like biscuits and you just dip them in there. Like it's freaking a dip. Oh, I heard about this. Bro. Sounds like diabetes, you had this week at the time.

I just got diabetes. I think you did. Right now, I have it today from this weekend. So how did you feel the next morning? And you simultaneously had an orgasm. And everywhere, all over the place. So I enjoy gazing. Yeah, at the next day, I woke up and I felt like shit. I went to the gym worked out

I think you saw me. Oh, so check this out. So I got like speeder. No, so I got a little I always He's always easy to find him in the gym. Oh, only guys still wearing a white beater bro Do you know why I wear a wife beater? Yeah, why is he look biggest fuck in it? That's exactly why Biggest that's the only thing I wear when I look big. I know. Mike, what do I get girl selling? So guys, love the white beers. That's sad, huh?

He's not big. He just looks big. He's wearing a white beer. He's far away. Wait till he stands next to me, huh? It's true. It's true. No, hey.

It's like, yeah. So I'm gonna take that and say that. No, no, no, no. So anyway, so remember when that time I warmed up with your max deadlift? So what we're gonna do, so. So. So.

So. So. So. So anyway, so. Remember when that time I warmed up with your max deadlift. So what we're gonna do, so. So. Two shame on the fuck.

Two shame on the fuck. Two shame. Up in your mouth. So I got, so I got a little secret, right? So you're gonna eat like that, you know. You're not gonna gain body fat till later. It takes like two or three days later. So you can, you might be able to make up for a little bit

with fasting and stuff like that. You're gonna die a real anyway. Yeah, there was definitely a shit storm, but you hold a lot of water, right? The next day you wake up and you're bloated as hell. Like my wedding ring was, so here's what I did. I drank in the middle of that, I drank Dandelion root tea, and then I drank it again at night, and then I drank it again the next morning.

Dandelion root is a fantastic natural doretic. So the next day, expecting to weigh easel, an easy four or five pounds of just bloated, you know, water, I weighed like half a pound heavier. And I didn't look that bad the next day. Yeah. Yeah. Dandelion root now.

Now where you at? Now we're you going into that weekend. Like sure. Yeah. Yeah. Dandelion, now where you go. How did that test go into that weekend? Like shit, were you pretty low? How you been staying pretty low, going to the... So you don't even know what a dick I am? So I knew it was a pool party, right? I'm sure you do the same thing. Because you're all my boys were gonna be there in.

So I was dieting hard, I depleted, and then I carb loaded a little bit beforehand. So I want to look as you know. It's bad ass as possible. For no reason. I'm at a party. I'm at a fucking fourth of the life party. I'm so happy. I'm at a party with bad, I depleted, and no reason. I met a party. I met a fucking fourth of life party Show it with bad I depleted it carb loaded to go to the party. I'm all

It's the post show, but I'll tell you something that was probably close to the highest I've ever been I wasn't I wasn't another plane. So it's not the highest ever been, but it was close. I didn't want to interrupt you while you're talking, but I actually, you reminded me of something, because I'm a big fan of volcano. We used to, our cannabis club used to have a volcano bar. And we had a... Doug, can we get one for here?

I think we all vote on this. Fuck yeah. Put it on the card. We need to get it, dude, because... Put it on the mind, bump card. Because it's like, it's like something different. I don't want to do anything else I have a vaporizer at home. I use garbage compared. I'm interested to see case So here's and hopefully you'll nerd out on this now that you've you've experienced this part of why I actually

I had three of them and I actually gave them all way Could I stop using them so much personally you gave away your walk? Yeah, I did. I gave them all with. We had a great deal. Back to happen, if you remind me, before we buy them, I had to look at the guy who had a great connect with them. So anyways. Yeah, because they retail for like 500 bucks. Yeah, they're expensive.

And I was getting them for like two something. So anyways, we sell them on the mind. It's a different high for me. It's a very clear. It's cool. And it's very cool when I haven't done it in a long time. I really's a different high for me. It's a very clear. It's cool. And it's very cool when I haven't done it a long time, I really get a kick out of it. But I don't know what it is.

I kind of miss, to me, there's nothing compares. And of course, I've smoked all different ways. Oh, blunt. No, I'm not a blunt. Joint. Yeah, joint. You know why, blunt. If I do blunt, you get the tobacco and you get the,

and just, I'm not sharing it. I hate it for sure. It's too much. Yeah, I know. You hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I that matter, you're inhaling, combusted material. When you vaporize, most of that is eliminated. It's just the cannabinoids that have been. So that's why it's better for your lungs and better for you. But what happens is when you smoke, you get stoned.

When you vaporize, you get high. It's different. Stoned is the numb, where I'm baked. I'm sitting in my chair. Which is what I like, because I use my, I do, I'm the serious, that's why I don't smoke till at night time. So you like. Which is what I like. I like it because I use mine. I do. I'm the serious. That's why I don't smoke till at night time. So you like bong hits?

I do. I actually, so I have a very nice bong. And I pull it out every once in a while. But typically, it's just easier for me to keep a joint roll that's next to my bed. So my girl keeps me at least a joint roll for per. I smoke about a quarter of a joint. It takes me three for hits. And it's I've I've Mellowed out the way I want to and like you're saying I guess maybe that's what it is is the the volcano

gives me like this hyper fun high type feeling I always thought I had something to do with the in the amount of oxygen that you're taking it at the same time that you're taking in this marijuana because you take this huge bag and you're drawing all of a sudden versus when I take a little joint pump, it's like, you know, that's it. You're not drawing in a bunch of other, uh, no, it's because you're stoned. It's, you're more numb, you're more, you know, out of it. Well, yeah, no, absolutely. I agree with you.

That's why I was very curious to, if maybe you can, uh, and you know, we're not going to take your, your half-ass answer right now. I'm going to expect you to go back and do some research and bring nerds out. Sure. Sure. Sure. So I think I believe there has to be a difference. And I can tell you, for somebody who had a cannabis club and used to do this all the time, you know, comparing and I was on a kick for a while.

And I thought it was cool. I loved introducing it to people. It was very so smooth. I mean, there's nothing like drawing that in and feeling like you're not... You're breathing air. It's like... Justin did give a great analogy. It's like smoking a hookah. The way the hookah smell, like if you were a non tobacco smoker and you tried

to hookah, you're, you're so smooth, you don't even feel like you're smoking tobacco. Uh, the, the volcano is a very similar effect. And it is nothing compared to like those little box vapor. So if you have like a regular vapor, like a pen vaporizer, a box face, not even that's not the same. Not even the volcanoizer, like a pen vaporizer, a box-based. Not even, it's not the same, man. Not even, no, no, no. The volcano does is much, much smoother, much, much nicer. Hence why it's freaking 5,600 bucks. So, but the, it's crazy to me how, you know,

and we were doing, we had sativas in there, obviously, because we don't want to fall asleep. But sativas make me eat. Indica's typically don't do that, but the sativas, so that's why I had that weird, mishmash of food. You're the opposite. You Indica's making. What's the craziest thing you've ever eaten because you've been. Oh really? Yeah. Or how about just like what's the highest you're a bit? I'll tell you just the other night this happened to me. So

I ate a bag of top ramen dry. No. So okay, so first of all, let me back up a little bit and start by saying that anytime I get off a show, I have a list of things that I really enjoy that all about balance in my life. I'm not gonna not have these things, so I like them. But I'm also not gonna let it to control my life and it'd be in my life all the time. So here's my list of things.

I love chips and guacamole, so I've gotta have a day where I get that in there. I love cinnamon. I gotta get a cinnamon in there. I love red velvet, butt cakes. It's gotta be from nothing butt cakes, red velvet cake. I gotta have a big old stack of pancakes with peanut butter smeared all over them.

I gotta have a huge yogurt, you know, and I actually take frozen yogurt and I take Reese's peanut butter cup protein from Quest, and I crunched some frozen ones, crunched up in my frozen yogurt. So you're like a pregnant woman. Well, listen, those are all my things. So I have now, oh, and Pete, I have to do one day of pizza. So since the show, I've, I've pretty much done one of those every day. Now, the other night, so the cinnamon was two nights ago.

And I hadn't had this yet. And my girl goes, well, honey, you know, we can just, we can actually make him home. I'm like, no, no, no, I want the real thing. She's like, no, no, they actually have these cinnamon stuff at the Safeway. And it's like the same thing. I'm like, get out of here.

She's like, yeah, we gotta go Safeway anyway. Is we gotta pick up the lettuce wrap shit or whatever. So we're like, okay. So we go and we go pick up these ensure shit. They come in these four packs and they are, it's branded the Cinebun. You know, it's like the Cinebun. You just put them in the oven?

Yeah, you put them in the oven and it has the stuff that goes over, you know, the cream or your life is ruined. So I was like, oh my God, this is awesome, right? So and it comes in a little, not little, it comes in a big four pack because you know these things are monsters, right? And so we pick them up and we get home

and we first, that for dinner, we had lettuce wraps. So we do lettuce wraps with turkey, so basically like tacos, but we use lettuce wraps. So it's a lot lower on carbs and calories. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have that and then I'm gonna enjoy my, my center bun later on, right? So my girl throws them in the oven, and this is like eight, nine o'clock at night.

So of course, I'm sitting with my feet up and watching my ESPN, and I'm smoking my joint. And it's the weekend, so typically I told you guys, I have two or three hits, well, on a weekend I might smoke a whole joint to my dome. So I sit down and to the dome. Yeah, so I'm burnt. Bob Marley? Yeah, yeah, just you know, it's a weekend, bro. I don't need to be I don't have to function

or articulate or talk on a fucking radio show. So I don't need to be sober. There's nobody I need to impress at home, you know, my girl. My and plus my girl loves to see how stupid I get when I get high. She really encourages it. She's here's the fruity pebbles. It's the only time, and I'm gonna talk some shit right here. So when she hears this, it's the only time where she's ahead of me. Otherwise, I'm old.

Otherwise, I'm two steps ahead of her, but then she loves to just take advantage of that situation. So of course, she never stops me from smoking like that. So I finished this joint, and then we're gonna go upstairs and she's in a massage meeting before we massage. I'm gonna have my center bun. Well, she's like, well, I just want a bite of one. And I'm like, well, if you're gonna have a bite of one,

then I'll finish the rest of your years. So go ahead and grab one for you for that. And then I put one on my plate and then I'm like, one's not enough. I may as well do two of these. And then I'm like, what am I gonna do? Leave one? That's stupid.

You just start closing yourself. I ate three and three quarters. Oh, those fuckers. All at once. Yeah, bro, one city. And then it was like fast too. It was like the first one I inhaled, bro. It was two bites and it was down.

I was like, okay, I'm gonna try and save the flavors. I'm these other ones. So, but I mean, I don't know what's that. I think I calculated it out. I think it was like 2,800 calories worth of sentiment roles. He just like that. It's kind of like gooey jizz. Oh, do not just.

I'm not sure if that's what's going through my head. What I'm eating it, but I do. It's like it looks good, but it doesn't taste good. It's just savory. So you guys, you're not big, neither one of you guys are big sentiment fans. I've never had one. I've never had one. I've never had one.

I've never had one. Oh, bro, we're gonna, when we get to volcano here, I'm gonna bring us each a centibon. We're gonna volcano. Bro, I'll get freaking Crohn's disease immediately off that shit. I'm not gonna touch. No, you know what?

I don't even crave that kind of stuff. I crave things that salty. Yeah. I don't crave sweet. I don't see, I have bacon and cheese on like, like a pile. Here it is. Here it is. I'll put salt on bacon.

That's how much I like salt. Wow. You know what I'm saying? My girl's salt. Her thing is she, so alcohol and like in like margarita type stuff and salsa and chips. Like that's her like what she wants, whatever. Bro butter for me. I buy the carry gold.

That grass fed butter. That is the devil. Put it in your coffee. That's the devil, bro. Bro, butter for me. I buy the carry gold, that grass-fed butter. That is the devil. Put your coffee. That's the devil, bro. I put that on everything. You know what I ate the other day? Let me say, you know, I don't even, I don't use butter on anything.

Bro, I'm about to introduce you to something that sounds disgusting, but it's actually delicious. You've eaten chips with like cheese on them, right? Of course. Everybody's done that. Put a fucking, put some butter on the chip. Oh my God, bro. I would never do that It's so delicious. I know that it is bro butters just straight fat. No

I'm sober when I Did it first when you were stuff no I did it first and I'm sorry I did it when I was a kid I used to sneak in the fridge No joke and I would take a bite out of a stick of butter Oh my god and my mom would find a fucking bite in there. We have to stop this episode right now. You're gonna give people a fucking heart attack. Just listen to this.

Butters, good for you. Yeah, remember way back to our cholesterol talk. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'd rub it all over Justin's nipples. Yeah, he does. Justin, now we found that it's healthy. It's not bad for you, but I want to hear about it. I want to hear about a time just in God blazed

Since he never really does that these are my favorite So controversial I don't know I tell us about the time you took too much. I just don't like. Are we here? Yeah. No, no, I'm just kidding. It's like a very infrequent. I just like to put that out there. But I mean, for me, the only time it's really been bad is when I've already been drunk and then was like, oh yeah, I spoke no problem. And then it's like, I'm seeing into the future.

I'm like, one time I was at one of my friends house and I was at this party and ended up just, I got so blazed out of my gourd. I was trying to sleep and I couldn't sleep and I kept like running this thing in my head like the whole night like, I knew it, I was gonna die. And I was like, I knew I was just like out of my mind. You know what I was like, oh my God, you know,

I started breathing real hard. I'm not gonna die. I'm gonna be in a car crash. I'm gonna go right through the windshield. I'm gonna fly it like, wow. 10 feet away from the car. And you rolled out this hill and I'm gonna die. And you wonder why he doesn't like this.

I don't know. So that ever since then, I've been like, oh, it's easy, all oh, I'm gonna say easy. I'll pass. I'm not taking it easy. I'll take it easy. I think it's okay, though, Seth. Yeah, please pass the coke.

Yeah, I mean, can we talk about hard drugs? I thought, what is the craziest thing you've seen or done? I've never done any hard stuff. Yeah, I'm not into anything that's hard. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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the table. Oh my God. Yeah, everything was on the table, and I was just like, whoa, and then you're like, I met the whole thing. Well, yeah, and at this time in my life too, I'm like super straight arrow. So this is even before cannabis in my life. So I'm like, you know, they were passing a bottle of Dom, and so I was drinking the alcohol was cool with that, but I looked, I mean, most of the pills I didn't even know what the fuck they were. I'm like what I'm

messing my boy. I'm like, what is that? What is this? What is that? Big ol' amount of cocaine. Everything was like, wow, this is how the party was started, bro. I just got there. Literally off the plane and just showed up and I'm like, well, this is gonna get pretty well. Well, then you then you then you just sit back and like watch and like escape when shit gets flat. A wall. Yeah. Make sure you have your doors. And I think that's I think part of what I'm lucky. I feel like I'm lucky that I always hung out with guys over older than me. So even when I was like a teenager, my friends were five, 10 years older than I

was. And so I got I got introduced or saw things at early age. And because of that, I saw a lot of guys do a lot of fucking stupid shit and lose a lot. Like I had buddies that like lost their homes and their marriage and been in rehab forever. And like I'm talking like good ass dudes. Dudes that had their shit together, things going their way and then I just watched them fucking their whole life turn around

because of drugs. So it's always kept me like in check. Like even and I'm the first one I'm like super not anti anything. Yeah, you do whatever you're gonna do. Yeah, yeah, and I'm and I'm somebody who's open-minded enough to probably experiment and try a lot of different things. Although I haven't done a ton, but I've done quite. We know about your experiment. Yeah, yeah, no. So I've done my fair share of stuff and you know, but what it's what it's been great about it is no matter how fun anything that I've ever mess with or tried, no matter how fun it was or how much I liked it,

I never like revisited on a regular basis, like, hey, just because that was a good time, doesn't mean it's a good idea for you to do that when I get back. You know what, fucks me up, I'll tell you what, messes me up. And the reason why I don't party that often, as I value my workout so much, I cannot stand having shitty workouts afterwards.

That's why I don't drink. And it ruins me. I rather do other drugs. I do. Yeah, exactly. Well, cannabis is, like I said, I use so little for irritable bowel syndrome. It doesn't really even,

I don't even really get, I don't even feel high, okay. But I don't like to do anything that were the next day or the two days after when I go to the gym. I have a shitty work. Just for me, I could give a shit about however much fun I'm gonna have if it's gonna fuck on my work out. I 100% agree. You know what I'm saying?

Anything that makes me feel like, the two to three days later, that's a, and to me that's a type of shit that you're okay with when you're like 19 years old. When you're 19 and like your goal, I don't know what you guys were like, but from, I would say, from 17 to 20, was the most amount of drinking I ever did in my life.

Like I did more drinking in that three year window than I've done from 20 to 35. Well, see, you gotta get out of your system, it too, I feel like, and I don't know. And I guess that's like, we talk about, you know, taking drugs and all this kind of stuff. Like, it just doesn't have that kind of appeal. Like, it would, if you're, you know, taking drugs and all this kind of stuff. Like, it just doesn't have that kind of appeal. Like, it would, if you're, you know, in that sort of phase in your life

where you're just like reckless and you got like, you don't have these responsibilities, you know, you're not focused, you know, and you're not like hungry for the end of this goal, you know, to come. And that's why I feel like, you know, yeah, whatever, you know, people do the drugs and whatnot, but it's like, well, I feel like at that age, you kind of do it. You kind of drink a lot when you party because you're young and you don't really know how to party. Like, you know what I mean? Like you go out and you're a little anxious and you're at a bar and you're like, I need a few drinks to loosen up and have a good time. Whereas, you know, you're 35 years old. You know how to be yourself completely. I'll walk around people. Yeah, like 35 you walk in.

I could drink freaking waters all night and I'm gonna have a good time. Yeah, I think it was more like for me was more like You when you're when you're it's just new, you know, and it's just so cool. It's so different You know saying to be drunk and you never been drunk in your whole life when you're a 16 year kid And you axilly and you goot your goofy. That's what I mean it makes you you can party. Yeah, but like now You can add goofy as fuck all the time. And you don't need it. It's a repercussions.

No, my bad. It's a forever end damage. For some of the scream from all that. Well, you ever said it was from all the head trauma from football. That's my go to have you guys ever been to like a rave or something where there's a lot of people who we were doing a lot of ecstasy. That is interesting. That is interesting. I'll tell you something now. If you had to pick a heart. There's some characters. If you had to be, if you had to pick like a hard drug to be around,

that would be the one to be around because you feel like hugging on you. Dude, people bump into like, hey man, it's alright for me to be a hug. Let me shimmy my way out of this one. Yeah. And you're just like, this is crazy. Like everybody's really nice. Let's roll the ends, let's party. Yeah, except, you know, and if you're in a crowd of like drunk people, you know there's gonna be some douche bags that want to throw down.

I guess we'd of course, if everybody's stone, you know, unless you're dressed up like a Dorito, no one's gonna really bother you. Yeah. But stone people can be boring too. You're like, you're not gonna be poor in straight up. So I always have to fight you. I had buddies that like they get

hiding like sitting in corner, you know, just quiet. But by themselves. Yeah, all by themselves is hide to hide. Just put them like, okay, this is Wayne Party. I'm out there. I never, I never like this. Dude, I would just like, okay, you know, this place, this club, whatever is great.

No, but I wanna go play Super Mario Brothers. So you know, it's funny you just brought up. High I alone. It no, it's funny. You just brought up video games because you guys, you someone said something a minute ago that reminded me of that phase of my life. It wasn't until I was in my late 20s that I finally give up the video game addiction. Yeah. And if you were to ask me in 25 to 28 range, when I was had my house doing big things already, fucking things are cool. And you were to ask me like Adam, I'm winning in a girl out of this video game phase. I would just as you fuck off. I'm doing this till I die. Well, you brought up with the girlfriends like that was like a deal breaker. Oh, yeah,

no, I like I have like multiple stories of launching girlfriends over because you, because they thought they were going to come in and change that lifestyle. I mean like multiple stories of launching girlfriends over because you because they thought they were gonna come in and change that lifestyle I mean like to me like nothing beat hanging out with my two best friends and mucking out on video games for like five hours straight Yeah, and I guess the the transition for me And I had an old I had older buddies that kept telling me to like bro Give up the fucking video games. I'm like not bro. I'm sorry. You don't like him anymore It's cool bro. I have a good time doing it right doesn't screw my workout up the fucking video games. I'm like, nah bro, I'm sorry, you don't like them anymore. You're fucking cool bro, I have a good time doing it right.

Doesn't screw my workout up the next day. It was like, it was my, but at one point like this light ball went off and when I started like computing like the amount of time and I thought, man, I'm pretty successful with, you know, 16 hours a day. Imagine if I gave myself 20, because four of it slotted for video games.

What could I do? What could a book I could knock out? What could other job? I could start a whole little side business, you know? And I think that when I became even more hungry for money or being successful, I think at that point. And you know, it was tough because like I said, I was, and especially for me, I was way ahead of my friends.

I was successful at a younger age than they were. And so I felt like, hey, I got this shit all figured out. You know, I'm playing my video games like I said, especially for me, I was way ahead of my friends. I was successful at a younger age than they were. And so I felt like, hey, I got this shit all figured out. I'm playing my video games like I want. I got my house, I got things going for me. You don't play them anymore? Not at all. I haven't. And if I do, I probably played once.

I miss them. I've played once in like over a year. Well, you've got boys. You're gonna end up playing them again. I know, I can't wait. Yeah. Actually, I got... You know, video games are different now, though. You know what? Yeah, you know, it's gonna suck for you.

You know that, right? Because I'm sure you just like me, you were probably really good because you played a lot. Yeah, oh, it's gonna beat you. Yeah, and they're gonna be... The games are gonna be so advanced. And like, well, dude, that's why I'm like, I mean, I already kind of started down this trail

of him playing video games a little bit. And so I'm downloading all these old school games like Mega Man. It's just a beat about that. Yeah, like Metroid and I'm just like school and I'm, oh, you know, here's where you want to go in the map. This is for you, son. Son.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, give me the control. Dad, it's my turn. Yeah. How hard is it? Have you ever played with your kid? How hard is it not to just, it's my turn. Yeah. No. How hard is it? Have you ever played with your kid? How hard is it not to just grab it and be like, ah, do you mind doing this?

My son is a genius on the freaking video games. There you go. He's a wizard. No, you didn't mention it. You do not play video games very much? I stopped playing video games, 17, 16, 15. Now, I'll play him if I'm, you know,

with a bunch of guys and we're hanging out, I might play him, but it's just not, It's fun for me when there's other people there. If I'm on the same way, I won't play video. I'm the same way. I don't. I just feel like a loser. I don't play with myself. I mean, I'd rather watch TV. I know it's weird. Yeah. Now I agree. I would rather do something like that. Watch something that I enjoy watching or read a book, you know, that's kind of like, and that's what it is. That's your book time. Yeah, I just, and I think that's at one point that's switched over and then I never look back.

And, you know, every now and then I probably do, I mean, I, let me tell you, I had some fun times. I just have a, I just love meeting up with my two childhood friends, you know, and we would just literally, we would like muck for a weekend, bro. I'm not kidding. We would order like pizza We need pizza and fucking coke drink coke all fucking. That's all we do. There'd be like fucking 40 empty Coke. Yeah, 25 year old. Oh, right. And we would be in our and of course, you see this what was great about being 20 something and having Successful jobs and doing this was of course we're playing on a fucking 60 inch TV with surround sound. That's exactly

Oh, dude, we got when the Wii came out, they were all bowling and drinking. Yeah, dude, we're doing it every time. Oh, man, we've seen, I haven't even got the bars anymore. I had bought a, Oh my god, you got my, my, my master motorway, like 100%.

Check this out, bro, my master bedroom. And this is why I did it was for video games. Yeah. And movies, I'm a movie book. I bought his big screen off of him so I could play video games. Oh, that's right. Remember that? So, if you remember what I did after you bought that, what?

You got a bigger one and it was flatter. I put a fucking 100 inch projection screen in my master bedroom. So I had 100 for video games. I had a 100 inch projection screen. I had surround sound all set. That is video game porn. And it was just like you lay out and I had this big old a cow keying bed. I had the perfect-inch projection screen. I had surround sound all that is video game porn. And yeah, it was just like you lay out my and I had this big old a cowkey bed. I had the perfect master bedroom bedroom for it because it was a

really long room. I had like it was like 20 20 items like plain tomb raider. Yeah. Oh bro. It was so sick. It would black the room out. It was all dark. Jump, jump, jump. We used to buck out of there all day long. Wasted hours for sure. Totally. So if you're listening to us right now and you are a mad video gamer, okay? I know we have some for sure because it's so popular. This is the least productive podcast we've done.

It, yeah. Hopefully we'll talk about drugs and video games. Hopefully, hopefully somebody gets the message here at, you know what, there's nothing wrong with it. But one in your life if Being financially successful becomes more and you can do both. Oh, you know what dude. There's there's kids Have you seen these kids now? Yeah, they've gotten so big. Hey, bro Do not do not encourage what I'm trying to say

Don't not go the opposite way. You can make a million dollars by fucking Yeah, that's why these kids do that. That's their comeback like well, maybe one day I'm gonna go to the Major Madden Superbowl and when yeah, you're right the major league gaming. Yeah, there is they make Crazy in a year like they make more than like NFL players. It's crazy. Yeah. No, it's insane It is yeah, no, it's it's crazy. It's huge. It's also it's also very small You know why cuz they're all gonna be flying the drones and killing us all You know

You guys know that It's all part of the plan. Oh, yeah, there's a movie out right now. I'm not that is there a movie out about that There is a movie out no, no, no, no, I just watched that was pretty good. Oh, you did. That was good It was good. Yeah, no, I know you're talking about but that was a while ago. Yeah, it was Well, it's not brand new. It's been it's like on DVD right now. Yeah, he like controls like this whole fleet against this alien attack. Yes. Oh, I saw a kind of movie. I saw that. It's like a kids kind of like a kids movie. Yeah, it was sci-fi, but I didn't watch it. So I just saw the previews. It was actually it was a tour of reminding me so terminator was good. It looked terrible. Terminator was good, dude. It was it I just saw the previews. No, it was actually, it was a tour of reminding me. So Terminator was good, it looked terrible. Terminator was good dude. It was, it looked, the first one,

this is great because you know what, what's great about this that you're saying this, because I'm a huge movie buff, so I'm gonna totally criticize you if I go watch this. And so, oh no, no, no, I am a fucking movie. Why not, we're about to find out. We liked ex machina, machina. I like machina.

Ex machina was fucking brilliant. Now that's a brilliant movie to see that the new terminator is popcorn movie. It's fun. You sit there and you popcorn it's not the new Jurassic Park. It's not a it's not a stupid movie but it'll entertain you. I've an Arnold does a good job in it and it's Arnold right. I gonna watch whatever he's gonna be any but if I kill him. Have you seen my movie collection before? Oh, oh, you saw the porn, yeah.

Yeah, of course it's a long gone silver. One, two, three, five. I have a pretty big movie collection. It's a huge movie box. I have one easy. And so we're all my two best friends. And so we're like, we will get into the longest debates about what's considered a good movie and what's not a good movie.

No, no, a good movie for me needs to either change my paradigm or make me feel totally different afterwards. Oh, wow. Okay. That's powerful. There's entertaining. There's entertainers asking a lot. Yeah, it is. It is. It's not. That's like momentum right there. Great. Great. Yes. In the clock. Great movie right there. It hits you in the car. I like a movie. So what take what I like is a movie I can't predict.

X machina. X Maki and our machina. How are your pronouns? I like I like a movie. So what take what I like is a movie I can't predict X machina X my can our machine how are you pronouncing? I know I don't know that one will fuck at the end You're gonna be like fucks. We love that. That's so a movie that I can't figure out. I love yeah Like gone girl. Yes, you great one would you I can't believe I can't remember the name right now the one with Jim Kerry was actually a serious with Jim Carrey. It was actually a serious movie. Yes. Uh, uh, uh, oh, the eternal sunset of the spotless mind. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind was we used to clip from the ending of that song. I'm going to look it up.

I was in the band. We used like a little clip from that. It's like this like real depressing ass song. Bro Adam Adam, that movie's brilliant. I didn't want to hear that. We're going to watch that movie. She hates movies that are like that though. I love those movies and she wants the happy ending

every time on my dude. That's a kind of, that's a lame movie. If it's happy, if it's happy, if it's a happy ending, I don't think so. It's just, it's not, it's kind of just like, yeah. It's, it's definitely, you'll definitely feel different. Have you guys seen Arlington, Arlington Road before? No.

One of my favorite movies. Go watch that one. Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins, Arlington Road, and it'll, it'll it'll fuck it you will guys will both really enjoy Because it's got some cool political bullshit in there and stuff like that in Terrorist yet, and it's got a killer twist to it you guys will write that go watch You see the new rocky coming out. Yeah, did I feel like they're over doing another one? No, no, no It's the whole last second. I'll tell you why I'm sure about Germany. He fights himself in it

No, the Adrian already died. So I watched it because my brother won her watch it. My son won her watch it and I thought, I was gonna be stupid, but whatever. I'll go watch it's Arnold, whatever. They actually do a good job of explaining all of it. Like I thought to myself, like, how are they gonna explain Arnold looks so old? You know what I mean? How are they gonna explain that in the movie?

Well they do explain it. It's, he's the first stuff of genetics. I don't want to ruin the movie, but he's basically been around for a long time. The same terminator and the human flesh ages. The machine doesn't. So that's how they explain the age away. So I'll satisfy it with that. That made sense for me in a movie that is obviously fantasy. I mean, I love picking apart movies for stupid shit and aliens would never use lasers that are green You know some stupid shit like they just like make things up right but the new rocky unobtainium So

So Rocky one and two brilliant Rocky three stupid whoa Rocky three is not stupid stupid bro Where he fights freaking mr. T? Just do cut now. That was the dumbest rocky. Yeah, then then it wasn't the best one. Okay. Stupid, bro. Where he fights freaking Mr. T. It is just, just do, do, not. That was the dumbest Rocky. Yeah. Then, then it wasn't the best one. Okay, yeah, I'll give you that too. Rocky IV is the best rock.

Not, okay. Rocky IV in terms of a movie wasn't the best, but in terms of like a movie that you want to watch over and over and over and over and over. Oh, yeah, it's motivator. Oh, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, well, one is the best because it was set to storyline and it's great.

But see, people think number one is the best. It's one is a, it's a love story. It's not a boxing movie. It's a fucking love story. Tell it tells people think number one is the best. It's one is a love story. It's not a boxing, but it's a fucking love story. What a tele-tell, it's real. It's real. It's real. Yeah, we're very, we're very, we're very, we're very, but anyway, the new Rocky is about Apollo sun,

Apollo Creed sun, and Rocky trains Apollo Creed sun to fight. So the storyline sounds good. Oh, okay. And they're gonna call it Creed. Okay. See, see, that's how they're gonna call it creed. Okay, see I'm interested We should do it we should do a weekly movie review. We should if I didn't realize you guys were such movie bucks

I'm definitely watch it second hand Well, you know, you know, we need to do this what we should do so here's my movie right we should all we all gave one You guys I'll give I got Jurassic Park. I just that was awful. Don't say you like that. It wasn't bad. It's a fun movie. It's just not. There's not in there. Okay. Okay. There's no story. Okay. So I'm I'm going to throw them. We each throw a movie out there that's different right that a lot of people haven't seen like you guys haven't seen Arlington Road and our listeners can go and listen to them and then what we can do is they we can get an idea of like what, what people like as far as recommendations from all three of us. And then we'll do like a weekly recommendation like that.

Well, I recommend X Machina. Yeah, I highly recommend that. I like to stay on the sci-fi movies as possible. That's cool. No, stay on that. What's here? What do you think? For sci-fi, that's how I'm reading this.

I'm waiting on the star. No, no, no. What's a good recommendation of a movie? I'm like saving all my movie time. What was the one you said that I'm going to watch? I, no, no, what's a good recommendation of a movie? I'm like saving on my movie time. What was the one you said that I'm going to watch? I'm actually really interested in watching now, is the one with Jim Carey. Oh, it turned on some kind of spotless mind.

Okay, so we'll give you that one, that's yours. You have the X machina. Yeah, that's a new movie, X and X machina. And I have Arlington Road. So you guys, if you guys never watched those three movies, you guys watched those movies, you can just give us feedback on who's the reason we're more of a movie buff and those kids.

I got a movie, I got a movie that, and here's the movies, you can just give us feedback on who's more of a movie buff and those, no, it's good. I got a movie that, and here's the thing, I like movies with good dialogue. If a movie doesn't have good dialogue, it can be, it can be entertaining, but I need to say good. I'll tell you right now, dude, an old movie, a 12-angry man, excellent dialogue,

but here's a movie that's not as old, we've all definitely seen because we were in sales. Glen Gary Glen Ross. Glenn Gary Glen Ross. Of course. Right. Glenn Gary Glen Ross, if you're in sales, we'll give you the biggest hard on coffee down. Coffee is for closers.

Yeah, yeah. Have a t-shirt, man. You see my watch? My watch is worth more than your car. Yeah, I should. I'm with these crazy. Oh, God. We should save an episode just for you.

Reservoir Dogs. That's another one. Great dialogue. Great dialogue, too. You guys are missing some of the best ones. Best monologue ever in a movie, okay? To my two favorite ever. Few good men. Graph, of course.

That's good. When Jack goes off in the courtroom is. You can't handle the truth. Oh, and it's like a three minute monologue, bro. Yeah, no, that was amazing. I like usual suspects when, you know, he's coming out as Kaiser Soz and he's really a great, great monologue, bro. Yeah, that was amazing. I like usual suspects when you know he's coming out as Kaiser Sozane. He's a great monologue. Another great Kevin Spacey's one of my favorite actors. So

another great monologue right there. Another great one is a sent of a woman Al Pacino when he goes off in the courtroom with the an also. I love anytime an actor goes off for like three, four minutes and like you get sucked into it. to me, that's just bad. I also like it when they give the short like just like a line or two that just hate like the godfather's full of them. Oh, yeah, you know where he's like never, you know, never, never, what do you say? Never something against the family. I never agree with something. I don't know something like that, but you know these short lines and the movies that just make you go. Yeah, that ended up caring for generations people.

Yeah, say those one lineers forever. Swingers was a great analogy. these short lines in the movies that just make you go, yeah, that ended up caring for generations people. Yeah. Say those one minors forever. Swingers was a great analogy. Swingers was fucking, they say all kind of great. This is the greatest banter like you could come up with. If you go, if you want to watch a movie with your buddies, that's the one that you watch. That's the one because everybody, everybody can relate to one of those guys.

Yeah. If you're going through a breakup, I highly suggest that movie. Don't be a bitch. Don't be Mikey. Yeah, it's right. Exactly. Don't't be Mikey I think we actually have to start another episode right I think so Doug we've we've bullshit it for in next time, we'll actually talk about fitness. Yo. This is MindPump.