Mind Pump: Raw Fitness Truth - 201: Unaired Halloween Episode

Episode Date: December 14, 2015

Poor Adam. He has been sick for a week and no new episodes have been recorded since last Monday. Time to dip into the Mind Pump vault and pull out an unaired episode. In this episode Sal, Adam & Justin discuss Halloween, vasectomies and chivalry. Please subscribe, rate and review this show! Learn more about Mind Pump at www.mindpumpradio.com

If you want to pump your body and expand your mind, there's only one place to go. MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, MIND, with your hosts. Salda Stefano, Adam Schaefer, and Justin Andrews. Every now and then I fall apart. Because I need you more tonight. Yeah. Because I need you more than ever. Oh. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I hold you more than ever

You missed a couple words I didn't add them there. I just kind of All I'll spell just blend them all together It reminds me of that what movie was there is a fucking There reminds me of that what movie was there he's oh So good I do that when I teach science now and then I When you teach science to people. Yeah, there's always words I can't pronounce. I just say I'm really fast The cells powerhouse is the middle culture and You didn't go through go to mid- country. Dude, am I the only one?

God, I fucking hate it when it gets dark early. Oh, it's what I... Yeah, it sucks. Here's what happens to me, okay? Three things. Three things happen to me when it gets dark early. I feel more sad. I want to eat more food and I get horny.

Ooh. Yeah, three things. I would think you would increase your chance to get in the horny. Getting chance because, why, the darker. Yeah, yeah. Because wives don't fucking the day, do they anymore?

Wives? Yeah. Dude, come on bro. He's us for the only time. Oh, really? I'm asking you, I'm not telling you guys. Bro, you saw the video I sent you. Stupid.

So, when, when do wives fuck? Huh? When do wives fuck? In the daytime or at night time? I'm asking you guys. You guys know what you guys know what that is? Do I need to draw a fucking picture for you right now? What do you tell me? You guys get all nervous.

They have sex when they have sex, bro. When is that? You think a woman gets married and then she magically transforms into a different creature. So, do they? Kind of. Yeah, they do. Yeah, exactly what I think.

Come on, you guys can't think in the back of your head the last 30 days that you have more sex in the daytime than the nighttime is what I'm asking you. It's pretty cool. It's probably even. It's probably even. It's opportunity, dude. Yes.

Like I must keep saying, I'm an opportunist. Yeah. I proud. We'll take you when you guys can get it. Yeah. Yeah, because you got shit going on all the time, dude. You got kids and shit. You just got to just work around hard all the time, just in case guys can get it. Yeah. Yeah, because you got shit going on all the time, dude. You got kids and shit. You just gotta just work around hard all the time,

just in case. That explains it. Biograph. Look closely. So what about you Adam? When do you, cause you deny sex all the time. I know you're not very into it.

Oh, stop it. What do you, you say you let it say that? No, I do. I do. You know what though, that just keeps her coming back. That's why. If I give it to her all the time

then she do what your wives do to you. She listens to the show dude, she knows that. Wait till that she knows your strategy. It doesn't matter. It does not matter. She knows I tell her the strategy too. When a lot of times when she's trying to get it, I'm like, no, no, that's been four days in a row.

You're gonna cut off her a couple days. So she knows it's gonna be. My wife would be so happy if I use that approach. You do that. You say that right now, but I'm telling you Must be Keep going how old is your youngest Just all this to know your youngest. Oh my yeah my youngest. Oh young. Okay, so give it another year

You'll be fine. Yeah, it takes like two three years and then yes, what do you mean? What do you talk about well a little more independence? Well, yeah, it's harder to yeah, get away. Yeah, she's getting Bumbarded. Yeah, Zach stop using my word and and when a woman has a baby Evolutionarily speaking, her body doesn't want to get pregnant again. Like, so that's fucking bad news, you know, if you're a caveman. So she just had a baby.

She's not gonna wanna, like, just do it all the time. You say that evolution or like, something happens physically, like the vagina dries up or something? They get, the hormones change a little bit. The, actually a lot, they do. That's a nice way of you saying the vagina dries up really bad. I wouldn't use that word.

It's kind of a crude way of saying it. I would say more like the hormones change. That's a little... Yeah, I was describing it. You guys are a couple of pussies. Yeah. What? Dude, let me explain.

You know, I see what he's doing right now. He's trying to come back at us because the last time we called him the Asmard. Ah, he got me in trouble now. And he's like, he's like, I'm gonna throw these guys under fire. Hey, listen, listen. It is your name.

Listen bro. In exactly. I mean, we're already in a real touchy situation. And just over 30 days, we're going on our retreat, Adam. Let me tell you something. Our retreat. Let me tell you all of of us right. Let me tell you about me and Justin right now. We've already been planning this. Don't fucking push it because you might just you might just feel it. You know, I'm saying you might get a little bit of the the wrath.

You know what that means, rap? No, I'm just saying explain to me what that looks like. But sex. Oh, whoa. And it's not even Tuesday. It's not even a Tuesday. Tuesday. That came out too easy. Butt sex Tuesday. Butt sex.

Tuesday everybody. So I have a lot of fun. So why we're talking about these sexual things, but I'd love to watch you guys squirm on me. Talk about this stuff. It's awkward. We don't want. Do you guys have, because it's all opportunities,

is there not, have you not look back? And I feel like if you guys are so scientific about everything else we do in your lives, that there's gotta be some sort of patterns. You've gotta know like, of course. Certain times, certain times, or like you know when to catch your, to your best thoughts. When are your best thoughts?

You're all calculated. Just then pull out the spreadsheet. All right, so you'll notice here now basically. Yeah. I figure out where all my flaws are. And, you know, how to, you know, hide that and then, you know, work on that and then boom. I pounce. Really? Yeah. No, I'm serious. Like, is it more likely when she comes home from work? Is it more likely on a weekend? Well, well, it's definitely more likely when she comes home from work? Is it more likely on a weekend when you guys, well, it's definitely more likely when they're drunk. That would be the first one.

Right, yeah, yeah. Definitely got it. Yeah, more. Here's the deal. You notice this too, all men notice this. When they're in their ovulation stage, when they're most fertile, they're horny. That's when women are the horneous.

And you know what's funny? That's when they laugh at your jokes. That's when everything you do is awesome. You're so hardworking and great. And it's like, you just want to have sex. See? And I'm okay with that. You know, when all this leads to is my vasectomy.

Like the one. Did you get it? Did you get it vasectomy? Nah, yeah, but I'm going to. I need to get one too. Are you scared? Let's do an episode. You want to do one together?

Let's do it live. Let's go at the same time. I have a live vasectomy. Are you kidding me live I'm gonna be the last the last real man here No, you're not getting the last one that the rest of father people that make you not a man. Yeah, okay We've already we've already done our mainly duties. I have two kids, bro It worked. Yeah, we're we made something. Hey, where are you at? Hey, absolutely guys are right? So so let's go together Justin, let's go because I'm scared. I don't like that.

What are we all just guttered balls off? What do you think, Justin? They're still there, dumbass. You do realize of a sector he's different than when you take your dog and get neutered, right? I'm very familiar with that, bro. I understand. Because your balls are still there. It'll be coughing up dust.

I know it's granted. I know it's a simple little snip and it doesn't hurt. It's like an in and out type of sure. I don't know. I don't want to do it. I think it's a simple little snip and it doesn't hurt. It's like an in and out type of show. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't want to do that. I think my balls will ache for months. Yeah. That's my, Matt.

I'm just imagining that. Well, see, I was supposed to go, but they were waiting for the adamantium. What's that steel that adamantium? What does that say? Adamantium, yay. Adamantium scissors to cut mine, yeah, because regular scissors wouldn't do it.

Boom. Boom. You know what I did read though, or actually one of my buddies told me because you got a lot of a sect of me. One of the side effects, you know what, one of the fucking side effects of a sect of me is?

Depression, probably. No. No. Uh. Why would you get depressed? All of a sudden, bro, think about it this way. No more worries about getting someone pregnant.

Right. It's just, I've ever seen him get so defensive about something right now. I feel like it's freedom I feel like he's been talked into this Visek to me right here and he's defending himself right now No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? It's real. And you know, I'm not gonna do the whole atom, you know, the gold coin right before I choose. Right, you know what, bro. Move cuz it's weird.

It's weird. But, but, so you wanna know what are the side effects of the second me that I read? Besides depression, what else? Now, decreased seminal volume. No more pancake better. Yep. Little baby shots.

That's gonna be pretty depressing. That is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, what? Not anymore, I have a sect of me, it's pink. There's all of my manhood. All over your cheek. It's disgusting. This is disgusting. Just say it, dude. For the new listeners who just tuned into my pump

for the first time and just tuned out. I'd like to apologize. Just kidding, most of our episodes are like this. Yeah, but yeah, the dark, the dark weather makes me horny. It just, I don't know why. I think it's because it's trying to, it tries to cheer myself up. You know what I mean?

I think everything makes you horny. So I was driving. Holy shit, I just had a realization. I just had a realization. Everything does make me horny. You're right, Adam. And you're saying that. You're saying that, just made me horny.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. You're saying that you're saying that just made me warning Anyway, so so why'd you shave off your whole beard? I was poor scump for No, you weren't your beard juice right no, that was my buddy. Oh, that's a tough as force gum I was forced come so you had to shave your beard off. Yeah, I even did like you could have been lieutenant Dan Well, he had a beard. I tried to convince my girl to be lieutenant Dan. So it was not okay with that.

So what do you guys do, little party, like a adult party? Adult party. What's that like? Well, you know, when you're, what happens in these things? Yeah, let me explain with that. For all you guys that have kids and stuff. So what happens for single people or even in my, in this case, my two best friends are married, but they don't have kids and stuff. So what happens for single people or even in my, in this case, my two best friends are married, but they don't have kids. So we still do cool stuff. And one of

the things that we decided to do is we get older is it's not as fun to go trick or treating anymore, but it's a lot of fun to scare the shit out of children. What do you mean it's not as fun to go trick or treating anymore? When the last time you went trick or treating, it sounds like you just did like a couple years ago. It's not as fun when you need to stop. Well, I stopped when I hit 30. Okay. You just, yeah. You just big ass fucker shows up. I have a pituitary tumor.

Yeah. That's why I'm so big. I'm in the army. I'm in the candy. Yeah, I think everyone's out 30. I was getting too old to go trick or treating anymore. So instead, now we scare these kids. Do you really?

Oh yeah. So you stay outside the house. So you're a dick. So did you see the house or no? That's what you're saying. I saw the video you posted over there. Okay, so that was the house. And of course, I had to do stay outside the house. So you're a dick. So did you see the house or no? That's what you're saying I saw the video you posted Okay, so that was the house and of course I had to do it in the daylight because once it gets nighttime It's hard my iPhone doesn't have you know, it's not like a nice camera So you couldn't see it at night and at night it's like turn time scarier and then what we all do

We're darkness tends to do that. Well, I had a I had a scary mask to put over So I was forced to ump in the daytime when we were all just I'll just kind of mess around with it. But then when it got nighttime, it was timescareer children. I had this really scary clown mask. And then my buddy had like the mask from like the saw guy. And then my buddy's dad was like this like goblin looking scary chainsaw mask or looking dude. And we, uh, we staged ourself with all the props and some props moved and some didn't and then we keep ourselves for this. So people didn't know if you were real or not.

So let me ask you this then, did you make any kids cry? Not intentionally. See then that was weak. Yeah, exactly. Well, we didn't wanna make these, the fun is getting the kids that are like from 12 to 15.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You wanna be scary, you gotta make people 15. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you are, you should have to get scared. Yeah, the baby, someone's holding a baby. Just scared her to shoot at me. But of course, all the wives. Immediate crying poop. That were there are a little more sensitive. So what they would do is, as soon as we started scaring people,

and they would see a kid looking like they were about to cry, like they would go running out like, oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's not real. And they'd give him candy and stuff like that. So on one hand, let me tell you why I'm so conflicted here. On one hand, I'm like, yes, scare everyone.

On the other hand, if you did that to my kids, I kill you exactly. Like there would be a fight in the yard. So I think I beat up Beetlejuice. I know. I'm sorry. Horse comp. Four. I have to fight.

Fight for us. Don't beat the box. Yeah. So that's what we did. And I had a lot of bad food. My buddy is, uh, what would you eat? What was the bad food? Um, I had a handful of cookies. I had four cupcakes. I had. My buddy is, what was the bad food? I had a handful of cookies.

I had four cupcakes. I had some pulled pork sandwich. That was amazing. How many cupcakes? Four cupcakes. What the fuck? Maybe six. Four is, I remember.

You know what you are on the inside? A fat kid. Oh yeah. I do. I figured it out. I'm never in five cupcakes in a row. My line of the cupcake is a cake. It is. This is fucking cake. This is why I like it out. I've never even five cup cakes in a row. My line of the cupcake is a cake. It is.

This is fucking cake. It is. This is why I like it. And it's white. And it's white. And it's like a whole cake. Almost. All by yourself.

Yeah, yeah. Did you get diabetes this morning? Probably. Okay. Happy birthday to me. I also have cake. Three or four. Yeah, some cake.

Some cake after I had some cupcakes. No, I had my buddy just got into brewing his own beer, so that's pretty cool. It's my childhood best friend. He's brewing his own beer. Very cool. It's a kind of shit you do, exactly. We don't have kids.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not all this free time. Yeah, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna make my own beer. You know what else? I'm gonna tie flies and have flyfish. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, you know what else? Oh, yeah, I have fly fish. Yeah, that's awesome.

Oh yeah, you know what else? Oh yeah, I'm gonna make my bed. Ooh, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna like comb my hair. I'm gonna sit down and watch something on television. I'm gonna like take a shit with the door. Well, I hate to say these two guys are my two childhood best friends. I'm gonna say do remind me of the two of you

and they couldn't be closer and it's just it's painful for me I didn't hand some as we are for yeah, they're both really handsome not quite as handsome as you guys are Thank you, but But what what bad what is so rough for me is I'm an outcast here. I'm an outcast there Why are you an outcast over there? Well because they're just like you said really with no joke So the guy who did the all the house, like he literally made all those things, like paper mache, they're all hands. He's got weight, it was so crazy, right?

And his house has been decorated for 30 days. He's hardcore in a photography too, so he does lots of like shots outside, and he edits all these cool photos, and he's super talented. And that's pretty much what this guy does besides working full time as a principal. And then you have my other best friend,

who is a physical therapist at work, and then this guy, all he does now is fish, and talk about rods and... How the hell are you the outcast? Because I don't, I'd all three of you guys do whatever you want. Well, yeah, but that means you're not the hobbyist yet. And then they both play golf, right?

Yeah, Adam works out all the time. If it was up to them, we'd be doing one of those three things always And I just have no desire to do any that shit. Yeah at all So and then I come here and I got to listen you guys talk about kids and not having sex and Real soon here you guys will be into those we're getting it We're talking at least you guys workout So let me ask you a question, because I know what this I know this actual study behind this Do single men have more sex than married man?

Don't Meridman Yeah, but for every test like that for every study like that. Here's a control thing here There's always exceptions to rule. I like to think I'm probably an exception to that rule Yeah, pretty sure if we both played the marble game and we could start that over here on the whole sex, sex capades who's having more of them and putting marbles into a jar, your jar would look pretty small. That's my jar. If we dick wrestled right now, mine would win. That's the only thing that looked pretty small next to mine. You ever dick wrestle? I just made that up, but that sounds weird. Yeah. There's a, there's

a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's's a like a homosexual like vibe on the show constantly Doug always and I blame you Ever since Doug came over the idea Ever since Doug came over the idea to do the episode on if we were gay That was my idea really pressing us into a new genre what people don't realize is behind the seeds Doug is our pimp and he pimps us out Hey guys just wait for the porno. Triple kiss. Hey, I just, do you know?

Hey, we've been talking about absolutely nothing for like literally 20 minutes already. And this whole time, I did not even realize that snazzy coat that you have on Doug. Thank you Adam. That is, is that real leather? It's, of course it's real. He looks ready to ride a motorcycle.

Or whoops somebody's ass. Do I look like a vegan? He does look a real. He looks ready to ride a motorcycle or whoops somebody's ass. Do I look like a vegan? He killed the little vegan. He actually killed the cow that that skin came off of. That's a nice thing. With his chinpans. Do you have a leather jacket like that? Do I have a leather jacket?

Am I Italian? Am I Italian? I was born with a leather jacket on. Okay, you have a leather jacket? No, I can't. You don't have a leather jacket. He has a flannel jacket. You don't know, do you? Nah, I can't. You don't have a leather jacket. He has a flannel jacket. You know what I do, I'm just like,

I'm a flannel department. He has a flannel in a poncho. I am a flannel departmental. No, you remember those, what kind of coat is that? It's like a dickies coat, you know what I mean? With the padding on the inside. I have a couple of those from car clubs I've been in,

but that's about as, you know. It's macho. Yeah, coats as I go. No leather, huh? No leather. We're gonna, you know what? Speaking of, we're all gonna put our mind pump money together and get you a nice give me one. It'll be like one of those 50s greaser ones. Get them a trench coat so we can look like. I'll be like, bitch, we're from back to the future. That's what I wanted to be for Halloween this year. Biff. Yeah. You are Biff from back in the future. Shut up, butthead. Halloween this year. Biff, you are Biff from back in the future.

Shut up, butthead. Speaking of macho, so today, was it today or yesterday? Someone posted on the forum, and I'm not gonna call them out because that's gonna embarrass them. But they were talking about their boyfriend and how their boyfriend is cheap and doesn't like to, you know, like, always wants to split the bill and everything

and doesn't pay for anything, so she called them cheap, right? Okay. And so I had to lay it down a little bit and basically explain how shivalry is dead, but it was killed by, I think, by feminism. It was one of the unexpected consequences of feminism. Like, I told her, I said, if you expect him to pay for shit, then don't be mad when he expects you to do. Right. Clean, you know, clean and cook for him, right? But, women still want shivalry. So that's on, on, on, dude to provide the shivari.

Wow, you guys have some big honas. You guys want to go here? Well, the question I have is, here's the question. The question that I have is, is shivari sexist? Is it sexist to expect a man? No, no, is it sexist for women to expect men to be shivari? Okay, go. That's a better wording for it.

Cause if you're talking from a man's perspective, I think you're a pussy if you don't. Well, because we will do anything to get laid. Let's be honest. That's the course we will. Yeah. And call other guys who don't do a pussy is because we do it. And I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

I was raised that way. That's the way I was raised. That's how you're raised. Exactly. That's what's modeled to you from a real man. But if a woman expects you like, he needs to open doors for me. He needs to pull my chair.

He needs to pay for my dinners. Is that sexist? Well, just assuming it is sexist. Yeah, I mean, that's a very different share of it, right? For sure. I mean, I'm not saying it's good or bad. It's just interesting. It is interesting.

It's an interesting, like, I used to be the standard, but now, you know, saying it's good or bad. It's just interesting. It is interesting. It's an interesting, like, I used to be the standard, but now, you know, it's a little bit gray. Right, but if you flip it, like if you flip the expectations, that's the, you know, the expectations based on gender, you're as a man, if you try, you know, laying out some expectations to women.

Well, gender roles in your phone are changing so rapidly that, you know, it's just interesting to watch because like everybody's so like careful and calculated with what exactly they say or like even talking about, you know, addressing somebody as a male or female, it's like, you know, you might get into some some heat with that. You know, no, these days, it's crazy. You look like you're in deep thought. He's waiting on something like, you know, super.

It was really. They're wizardly to say. No, I'm actually just, I'm evaluating what you're saying because I do. It's interesting, right? Well, yeah, it is. And I agree to a point. So I agree that Shavari is dead.

I agree that a big part of it dying is your feminist movement. The way I agree that a big part of it dying is your feminist movement. The way I think that a relationship, and this is something that my girl and I, we joke about all time and stuff, because she grew up with her dad teaching her that, a man always come over and open the door for you before you get into a car and do things like that.

I gotta be honest, sometimes when we're walking out the car when a hurry and I have an alarm that opens the door for you and starts the car. Like I start the car and open the door before we get there. But I, oh, yeah. Oh, you still put the car in the door? Yeah. You're your first date. Well, no, here's my point.

Here's my point. So, and she gives me a hard time because that's something that it's important to her. Her brothers were taught that. She was taught that. It's important that I do that. So it actually takes, and I was never that guy that really did that. Now I open the door for you when you walk in the house or with that and whatever, but just the car door thing has just never been my thing. And I don't know if that's due to technology

in our air. I don't fucking know. Point is, I don't do it enough, and it's something that I actively have to do. And I know it makes her happy and it makes her feel special. And so I really try and make an effort to do it, especially when we're in public and where other places, where other couples or other men and stuff like that are at to make her feel that way. If I do forget it, it's probably going to be when her and I are just walking to the car bar ourselves at home. When it really matters. Yeah, right. When it really matters. So, but here's how I look at it. And I think that when the whole the feminist movement and you know, everybody's equal and that's how it should be, this is how it works is there's going to be things in a relationship that

like that one, for example, that is just it's not ingrained in me. It's something that I have to actively think about and try to do. But here's the thing I also to you, sir, is like, you know, I joke with her. I was like, well, why don't you open my door every once in a while. And it's not that I wanted to open my door, but it's that there's other things that maybe she doesn't do on a regular basis for me to go out of her way. And I think that's how it should work. So you know, what whatever whatever that is, you know, that may make me feel special. So maybe it's something as simple as this and she does do this for me. So I love that when anytime she gets up before me,

she always sets the coffee and I have a coffee ready for me when I work out. Something small, it's easy to start an easy call. It's just, okay, so I'll tell you what I'll explain what I mean, too, on that note. Like you said, her brothers were raised in a certain way, she was raised in a certain way, right? Now let's flip that, because I love playing Devils Advocate. Let's flip that. Let's say I'm in a room full of women,

and I'm like, hey, listen, I was raised, were women clean and cook and stay home, and I do all that, and I talk about all the the you know the sexist stuff typical kind of stuff. I'm gonna get hammered. Oh yeah. I'm gonna get ripped right? You get destroyed. So I think that now I'm not bashing and I'm not bashing in any way the feminist movement. I think it was absolutely necessary. But what I think what it did is it made all of a sudden it made it taboo to assume if you wanted to assume certain generals, like maybe some women want to do those types things and a lot of men want to do those other things.

And I think it's silly for us to label stuff sexist when if people want to do it and make some happy, they go ahead and fucking do it. Yeah, well, it's just like, you know, like women that want to stay home with the kids and be a stay at home mom or, you know, like that's something that they chose. They wanna do it. And like, why, you know, they don't have to pursue, you know, some kind of like, you know, executive job. You know who's unless they really want to.

And you know who's the hardest on those women? Feminist. Other women. Other women are so hard on each other about that. I know, I think all of it. It's okay. If you work and you have kids, it's not fair. You don't spend enough time with your kids. It's such a hard job by the way. It's hard in each other. I know. I think if you work, if you work and you have kids, it's not fair.

You don't spend enough time with your kids. Because it's hard job by the way. It's hard job. It's ridiculous. I think all the titles are stupid. Racist, sexist, feminine, all that shit is stupid. Putting a title on anything is just stupid to me. It's like who the fuck made all, who made them in charge

to make all the rules on how we are in a relationship, how I talk, how I act with somebody else. I think it's to each their own. And if you're gonna be a racist, feminist, well, you're probably not gonna attract very many, or very many women, or women that are outside your culture. So that's on you. Yeah, how you treat people is gonna be reciprocated.

And that's how you should care yourself and also especially in relationships. If you are constantly thinking about what that person is not doing for you, then you better evaluate what you're bringing to the table. Okay, how many times have you gone out of your way and done something for that person and vice versa? It always gets reciprocated.

You don't even have to be hurrying it up as an issue because they're like, oh my God, they're going out of their way to do all these things. then it's like because I always get to that point where like You know, I'll notice all these little things my wife does for me and it's like oh shit I need to you know stuff my game. I mean you know do all this stuff because it's just like at a respect You know, I really want to make an effort to that is show her you know, I really care Right, right. That is such a great point for people, for here's, that is great advice. Hopefully people soaked that up when you just said that because I think too often we are

so quick and I feel like this is in any relationship, whether it be a friendship, most certainly in a relationship where you're so quick to point out what the other person isn't doing or when they're not doing right or what and... And you're not looking at yourself. Exactly. Instead of looking at you, and so the next time that you have an issue with your mate, he or she, it doesn't matter. You know, when the next time you have an issue with them, instead of like wanting to fire at them for, you know, forgetting to take the trash out or not opening your door, or

not saying this to you, or whatever it is, you know, shut the fuck up and actually think about what could you do to actually make this relationship better? And go try that and then see, try that approach and see what happens. When I started dating my wife, I was young, right? I was 16 when we first started dating. And I went to her house, her parents' house, and had dinner, true story.

After dinner, and I'm gonna be, you know, trying to be a nice guy, I got my plate and I went to go bring it into the sink and her dad looked at me like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, I'm putting the, the dish in the sink. Go sit down, that's for girls. I'm not bullshitting you, this is what her dad said. This is the, this is the kind of environment

that I was raised in, where man did certain things and when it did certain things and, you know, it was, but it, in some cases it was cool and other cases it wasn't like that one. Like I wanted to help, but I couldn't because all the guys in the room would look at me like I was being an idiot, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

And when we got married, I did very little in the house. Part of it was because I was raised that way where I didn't do anything. My mom did everything in the house and I didn't do anything like anything in the house. And part of it was I didn't know how to do anything. I literally didn't know how to do shit. I didn't do anything like anything in the house. And part of it was I didn't know how to do anything. Yeah, I literally didn't know how to do shit. I don't know how to operate a vacuum cleaner.

I don't know how to wash dishes in the dishwasher. It's true. I know I know this because just see the listeners. Here's a little little tidbit of information for the listeners. I asked Sal this last week. I said, Hey, I need you. I want you guys to watch that perfect for Zik movie so we can talk about it on air. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'll definitely do that. So he comes in today and he goes, hey bro, I couldn't find the perfect for Zik. I go, well, where do you buy it? I said, I told you you have to order it online. Where, where online? He looks at me like, I'm stupid. Like, where, where my, that's,

I don't know how to find shit online. I said, bro, did you try to do it? Now I'm on the internet. I said, did you try Google? Oh, bro. Yeah, but I'm in place. But that's, it's on your computer. But that's, I could just see your wife right now. But, yeah. So, could you, before I get home, could you try Google? Oh, bro. Yeah, but I'm in place. But that's not even computer. I could just see your wife right now.

Yeah. South, could you before I get home, could you make sure to vacuum her? It has like a on button. It sounds like, wait, wait. Why was going to, but dude, I don't know how to turn on the vacuum. Dude, true story. So we're on, but it didn't move.

True story. I understand. True story. I moved out of my house for the first time when I think I was 20. No, 21. This one I had partial ownership of that gym down in Palm Desert, and I did the dishes for the first time in my fucking life, right?

I put all the dishes in the dishwasher because I had an apartment, right? All the dishwashers, and I got the liquid dish soap. Oh God, oh God. And I had a fucking... The hand soap dish soap. Dude, I'm watching TV and sud. I call my mom, I'm like, well, what the fuck?

What's happening? Then part two, I'm watching TV and sud. I call my mom, I'm like, well, what the fuck? What's happening? Then part two, I had to wash my clothes. I had no idea what to do. Went to the store, I bought probably 15 different types of soap. So I'm like, I guess I need this. I went downstairs to the laundry area, whatever.

And I had to wait for some person to come to the laundry and ask them, how to do it, cuz I had never done anything like that before. It was so funny. I love messing with you on this because I'm pretty bad about all this shit Yeah, and you're actually you actually might be worse. I didn't know that somebody was actually I'm glad that you're worse because I'm terrible He's Like people keep still trying to ask us to bring the girls on I'm like, I don't know

Like she's gonna throw me under the bus like guarantee it. She gets like you know very like oh, I don't know. She's gonna throw me under the bus, I guarantee it. She gets like, you know, very like, oh yeah. Here's where he is. I agree. I feel like right now people like us, right? Yeah. Exactly. I'm like, I'm terrible at home.

So like my brain isn't even there. And I'm like, I gotta work on that. Well, I think that, and- But it's just for me, it's an interesting, like, you know, the being sexist towards women now is completely, like you can't do it and you shouldn't do it. Being sexist towards men, it's not even, it's not even issue. We call it shivalry and it's so it's not, it's not a bad thing yet. And I think the reason why it's not a bad thing is because, uh, number one, uh, it's harder for men to have sex than it is for women to have sex. And so we want to do the things that women like. And women like it when men are chivalrous,

open a door for them to, they do, they like it. As sexist as it sounds, women like that kind of stuff. And so we get a nice little payback for it, because all of a sudden they're dating us and they like us. You guys ever watch those dumb shows, like Millionaire Matchmaker and these matchmaker. No, I can't stand that shit. Yeah, unfortunately some reason I've had to watch these things.

Right. And yeah, because, you know, I have to, you know, give and take, right? Um, but the whole theme of these things, they get these, these ladies on there that are like the, the millionaire CEO type ladies, whatever. And they have the damnedest time, trying to keep their relationship because they're wearing the pants. They're the ones that are dictating everything. They're telling them, where are they going?

They're telling them, pick me up at this time. And you're this type of rose, and it's just, no guy wants that shit. No guy wants to be the one that's getting told, what's up? I mean, there may be, there may be, but you know, like that's just not a typical world. There is, but that's the situation. The problem with those women, and I have seen the show you're talking about too, is that they're in search of a, another partner equally intelligent wise and success wise,

but what they don't get and what they don't put together is that person doesn't work The same guy that wants to get punk and told what to do like a little bitch. They're gonna be super smart It's not gonna be a no No, man, cuz those guys exist. I know guys that are like that and they're in relationships where girls just punk They shit out of them Yeah, they're happy. They're okay with it because they're that type of guy, but it's not who's running shit. You can't get both dude. No, you can't get a guy that still has balls and you know You know personally for you with that for me personally. I love a challenge. I love being challenged I love I don't want to know actually obviously, but I don't want to be like I don't want to be like you know

I'm I'm the man in certain respects You know, but I also like pushback. I don't wanna push over, you know what I mean? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, yeah. And I like when the fierceness, the passion, you know, all that stuff. Oh, I agree.

You have to have a, I want a woman that's going to be. I would never want to be with like a gay shot. You know what I mean? Like just does everything I say and you know what I mean? No, that's just, I would never want to do. You're so fun for like two weeks. Yeah, I'm saying that it's for the sex robots. You guys didn't see this but I did Doug had a little smile creep up on his face Gaysh

Oh those days He's like I like that. No, I serve me some tea. You know, I want to grow that Fire to so that and then what you do you know, I don't know if we can say this in here And I I beat my girl once a week that no I don't know if we can say this in there. I beat my girl once a week. That normally comes from a lot of deer and mower. I can't say that. And it did.

No, I just kidding. I didn't say that. No, my girl's crazy. What's the cheesy world? Where's that? Say, do it again. Say, do it again. No, what we orange, I feel like what we both are good is

is understanding each other's strengths and weaknesses and relationship. And then, you know, one thing I feel like. Do you ever get tied up? What do you mean tied up? By her? Yeah, you ever do like, do you get dominated, get tied up?

No, not really into that. Really? So you're more of a tie-er-upper. Yeah. Not the one being tied up. You know what somebody who's into that would say? What? That you should get tied up there.

Because that would be the ultimate excitement for you. Okay. Yeah, let go. Time me up, tie-er-u-come. Oh, it's gonna happen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey time me up. Oh, it's gonna happen. Hey, it's because you said it. Yeah, it's gonna happen. There. Of course it is. You guys know how that gets handcuffed. Put put two fingers up as well. No. That was not me saying that, huh? No, he's never been to me. That's what he made. That's what. Maybe that's why I don't want to be tied up, bro,

cuz you're afraid of that. Well, cuz she is a, she has a sense of humor too. So she'll be like, I'll be all tied up. She'll be like, you know, we're gonna do, right? She'll be like one of her toys and loop it up instead of him. Oh my god. Freak out, bro. I ripped a fucking side of the wood off the side of the bed for sure. Adam, you're fucking, dude, did you squat heavy yesterday? You look like your sore.

Why are you like that? You're taking a sore ghost. No, you're iso big. No, you assholes. My girl wouldn't follow you like you saw ghost? No, your eyes so big no you assholes my girl wouldn't fall through when you said I'm mind bump She's to play basketball or volleyball right? Yeah big big hands long fingers Scary bro my girl's not a Sasquatch Because you play basketball is big you a as ever tell you the story about the time I had fucking I went to the doctor and then it was a female doctor and she did that she put a finger my ass

That I ever tell you about yeah, we told that and I told you mine that was like the Sarminean do with hair Yes big old meat. I need to do that shit to you. Yeah, that's so gross. It's it's horrible Bro, it's horrible because it's not like what position would you think you're in if a doctor is gonna put their finger But what position do you think you'd be bending over right? Right, you're not Like leaning over on a table or something. You're not bro. You're leaning on your side and a fetal position You might as well have your thumb in It's the most the weird bars when you like whispers in areas is gonna hurt too bad

It's like right up on your neck. I'm like starting petting your hair a little bit Yeah, it's gonna be okay. I'm gonna use gloves. I'm like, why aren't you using gloves? All right, whatever. And yeah, this is where it went wrong. So then, what is your take then? Okay, so we know that Shivalry, we can agree that Shivalry has died. Yeah.

There are people that... Although I'm very Shivalry, and I know what you guys are. Absolutely. Yeah. But most, it's not like it used to be. Definitely not. No.

I feel like, you know, being that guy though, who does that right now, gets you so much further with you. Oh, dude. No shit. Right. Yeah. Women like it. Dude.

Yeah. So here's a good one. I posted this the other day on my Facebook page. It's a picture of a man and a woman walking together down a street, right? So they're all, excuse me, on a sidewalk. The man is on the inside of the sidewalk facing, you know, closest to the houses and she's on the outside facing the roads

and the picture says, what is wrong with this picture? Do you guys know what's wrong with that picture? No, repeat that again. Yeah, sorry. I'm listening. You fucking never heard of that. Ha ha ha. When you're walking with a woman,

when you're walking with a woman on the sidewalk, the man should always walk on the side nearest the road. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case a car jumps the curb or something like that to save her life. Most guys, I posted that and everybody's like, what, I don't see nothing on the picture.

Yeah, yeah, it's not always that. Yeah, I always walk on it. Does the Adam didn't know that? No, no, I always do that. I do that always. Even when I walk with one of my clients, so one of the things we do is we do a little walk through the neighborhood, I always make sure. On the outside, yeah, of the things we do is we do a little walk through the neighborhood

I always make sure on the outside. Yeah, it's just a manly thing to do after like yeah plus that way too depending on the size of car I'll fast come back and throw her in the way real quick and I can jump back on the sidewalk. Well, I was thinking exactly Or for dog comes out of the yard. She's closest What about this woman likely scenario women walks in the room. Do you stand up? No, no, that's an old school one That's very old school to get up when she comes to dinner table see here's the deal I will get out of my chair though. Yeah, when yeah, we were sitting at dinner Yeah, she came in the room at a nowhere. Everyone's she didn't I would get up to open Definitely talk to your chair for because so so here's the thing you got to take your game to the next level

Like you want to be chivalrous you got to do that shit opening doors is like what then you got to take your hat off indoors like a shit then you should probably to pick up on her first Eight on a white horse did if you do that you're getting laid like a Staggerized hop on babe. Yeah check out check out my ride. Yeah probably wouldn't work as well as it sounds better Wait, especially here in the Bay Area how fucking crazy would that be? A horse? Just roll up in a horse. Never seen a horse ride a horse for you. I don't know those dumb movies. Alright, don't forget to subscribe to Mind Pump.

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