Morning Brew Daily - Tesla Scraps High-End Car Models & Starbucks is Heating Up

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

Episode 768: Neal and Toby recap the Fed’s interest rate meeting where Chair Jerome Powell kept things steady citing an active economy. Then, a rundown of Big Tech’s earnings, starting with Tesla ...scrapping its car models, Meta’s full speed ahead with AI, and Microsoft’s mixed results. Plus, Amazon announces mass layoffs to focus on its AI investments. Meanwhile, Starbucks is picking up steam on its comeback tour. Also, Neal shares his favorite numbers on the Canadian ski boycott, London’s startup scene, and WD-40’s secret formula.  Get your tickets for the Morning Brew Variety Show! https://tinyurl.com/MBvariety  Learn more about Sandals at sandals.com  Subscribe to Morning Brew Daily for more of the news you need to start your day. Share the show with a friend, and leave us a review on your favorite podcast app. Listen to Morning Brew Daily Here:⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.swap.fm/l/mbd-note⁠⁠⁠  Watch Morning Brew Daily Here:⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@MorningBrewDailyShow⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:26 pwc.com slash US slash brew AI. That's pwc.com slash us slash brewAI. Good morning for Daily show. I'm Neil Fryman. And I'm Toby Howell. Today, Starbucks is finally turning things around. Then Tesla's transformation is just beginning. It's Thursday, January 29th.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Let's ride. The growl. Just beginning. Canton, we have a problem. The pro football Hall of Fame is facing a crisis of legitimacy. after reports revealed that Bill Belichick was not voted in in his first year of eligibility. He needed to get at least 40 votes from a 50-person panel, which means at least 11 voters did not think Belichick was deserving this year.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Many fans and players were absolutely stunned by this, considering Belichick is widely regarded as one of, if not the, greatest NFL coaches of all time, winning six trophies as head coach of the Patriots, and two more as a defensive coordinator. No other person in NFL history has more Super Bowl rings than he does. Toby, what happened here? This is like a scand-of-all-level story for dudes who still have their TVs on the ground. Multiple explanations, though. The spiciest one was that it was a coordinated protest punishing Belichick for his role in some unsavory scandals over the years.
Starting point is 00:01:50 The Patriot's 2007 spy gate controversy. You can toss the flake gate in there, too, if you want. A more mundane explanation, though, is that some voters thought he'd for sure get in, so they use their votes to prioritize other inductees who might only have one last shot. Regardless, the consensus is that he will get in eventually. He just has to wait a little bit. And now a word from our sponsor, Sandals. Toby, any travel plans?
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Starting point is 00:03:22 best network. A better deal. No surprises. That's Verizon. Best Network based on Route Metrics, best overall mobile network performance U.S. second half 2025, all rights reserved. It must provide recent consumer mobile bill, my name of the person, regained me the deal, additional terms, conditions, and restrictions apply. Jerome Powell is nearing the end of his time as chair of the Federal Reserve, and he is going out with the opposite of a bang. The Fed delivered pretty much exactly what everyone expected, holding its benchmark interest rate steady,
Starting point is 00:03:45 breaking a string of three straight cuts. Much like your Thanksgiving table, there were some dissents, though, as has been the norm in the Fed of late. Stephen Mirren and Christopher Waller, two Trump appointees wanted a fourth straight quarter point cut, but were outvoted 10 to 2. As for Powell's press conference, many were eager to see what he'd have to say about the political maelstrom surrounding him tied to the DOJ investigation and so whether he misled Congress about the cost of the Fed's headquarters renovation.
Starting point is 00:04:13 But for anyone hoping for something tie hot, it was one star at best. CNBC counted five separate occasions where Powell delivered variations on, I have nothing for you on that, to questions related to the probe. When asked about who his successor might be come May, Powell responded that he'll stay at. out of elected politics. Give us something, Jerome. As for the market reaction to the Fed's decisions, there wasn't much of one,
Starting point is 00:04:38 which was a good thing because the S&P 500 index touched 7,000 for the first time ever before falling a bit towards the afternoon. Neil, all in all, more entertaining than watching paint dry, but only just, which is sort of a welcome relief given the craziness surrounding the Fed these days. Yeah, John Authors at Bloomberg wrote,
Starting point is 00:04:56 in the midst of the greatest turmoil for the institution in decades, Jerome Powell and his colleagues on the Federal Open Market Committee conjured a truly uninteresting announcement on monetary policy. So, mission accomplished. So let's talk about why it was so boring. The Fed has been balancing two different risks in the economy. You have inflation running a little hot over that 2% target and also employment, the job market
Starting point is 00:05:21 that is slowing down. Those two risks suggest that the Fed should do opposite things with interest rates. And if inflation is running hot, you want to keep them high. if unemployment is rising, you want to keep interest rates low. Right now, the Fed appears to see that these risks are actually in balance right now, though, some sort of equilibrium. Both are okay, but not good or great, which means that they're just going to hold steady for the foreseeable future. Yeah, so the core question going forward is, when do you resume cutting? Do you resume cutting? And it does look like we probably will get more cuts throughout the year. In December,
Starting point is 00:05:55 12 of 19 officials projected at least one cut this year. But that decision definitely hinges on what shows up first. Is the labor market going to break or is inflation going to fall closer to the 2% target? Neither has necessarily happened so far, which is why we're in this holding pattern right now. So in terms of the economic outlook, that is why we had a boring Fed meeting. And whether that interest rate cut happens, it won't be Jerome Powell at the podium talking about it afterward, the race to replace him has been heating up in the past few weeks. There appear to be four finalists on Trump's card right now. One is Kevin Warsh, former Fed Governor, Christopher Waller, a current Fed Governor, Rick Ryder,
Starting point is 00:06:38 who's a senior executive at BlackRock and Kevin Hassett, who's at the White House now as Trump's top economic advisor. The president said a few weeks ago or even months ago that he settled on a candidate, and then he's been waffling over the first few weeks of January. The Wall Street Journal reported that he may not, in fact, have a candidate that fulfills his full desires. He wants someone that will lower interest rates be completely loyal to him, but will also command respect from the markets as well. None of those four guys I mentioned may be able to check all of those boxes. I have a guy in mind.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Jerome Powell put him back in charge. But yes, you are right. People were trying to make it a little bit more emotional and going like, this might be the last time we see, or this, we're only going to see him a few more times. and he's probably not going to ever cut rates again, which is just very funny that people are almost like eulogizing a Fed chair, but Jerome Powell has been at the center of so much controversy of late, and it's kind of been the steady hand guiding the ship, guiding Fed independence through this assault and attacks on it,
Starting point is 00:07:38 which is why you saw like the memes coming out yesterday. And personally, it's going to be weird to say another name when talking about rates other than Jerome Powell. So I'm just going to say it as many times in this segment. I think I've got like 10 in so far. Let's move on and see what some of the corporate giants who reported earnings yesterday are up to. Up first, Tesla sort of hates making cars these days. Elon Musk officially announced that it's time to say goodbye to the Tesla Model S and X,
Starting point is 00:08:06 two of its more expensive models and say hello to robots. The company is repurposing its Fremont California factory to manufacture its bipedal-optimus humanoid robots. Once the king of the EV Castle, Tesla has fully... lost its crown thanks to rising Chinese competition. And a general apathy towards cars in general, Tesla's profit slid 46% year over year, which actually beat expectations. Gains from newer businesses, including energy storage, haven't been enough to counter falling car sales. But again, it doesn't matter if you're Elon because his eyes are focused towards the future with lots of robo tax he's driving around and lots of optimist robots scurring around too. Neil, Tesla earnings are
Starting point is 00:08:49 weird now. This is a $1.3 trillion car company that has no interest in making cars. The stock still rose in half-hours trading. Yeah, for Tesla investors, it's not, what have you done for me lately? It's what are you going to do for me next? And what Tesla has done for investors lately is actually cratered its profits. I want to dial down on this because it's truly remarkable. Tesla was one of the most profitable car companies ever in history. In 2024, it had $7.1 billion in profits. Last year, that cratered to 3.8 billion. In terms of its profit margin, Tesla was heralded for having this insane profit margin for cars, but last year, its pre-tax profit margin was about 6%, which was less than half as much as Toyota. So costs are rising, sales are falling, but investors don't care because
Starting point is 00:09:40 Optimus is coming. And by the way, those two car models that it sunsetted, they were not contributing much to its car sales either. The far more popular models are the Model 3 and Model Y, which accounted for 97% of the company's deliveries last year. So the riding was always on the wall for the S and the X. Up next, meta shares jumped as much as 10% yesterday as the company forecasted higher income this year. Even as its span related to its AI buildout is set to double. Any way you cut it, meta is spending more money than a spring breaker with access to dad's credit card. It expects 2026 capital expense. of between $115 and $135 billion that is up from $72 billion last year.
Starting point is 00:10:24 But it has some money to blow, perking up analyst years when it said it expects first quarter sales driven by its bulletproof ad business to come in higher than originally estimated. As for the division that its company is named after, reality labs, which houses its VR ambitions, generated nearly $1 billion, but lost $6 billion in the process. Meta recently laid off more than a thousand of its reality lab employees, sifting those resources instead to AI wearable devices like RayBan's smart glasses. Still, Neil, people were picking up what Meta was putting down. You must have been clicking on a lot of Instagram ads this past quarter because Meta makes
Starting point is 00:11:03 so much money from advertising. It made almost $60 billion last quarter, which is a 24% increase year-over-year. advertising accounts for 97% of meta's revenue. It just has this big pot of money that it can dip its end to and then spend it on Metaverse or AI, which is doing now and investors are totally are totally buying it, which was a huge reversal from the last time Meta reported earnings because it reported an increase in spending and its stock tanked 14%. Now its stock actually rose 10%. So investors think that there actually could be some revenue at the end of this pot of gold. Yeah, meta's earnings basically bought them time for their AI investment to pay off.
Starting point is 00:11:47 They're in a holding pattern right now where they're like, damn, your core business is sick. It's doing really, really well. Whatever you're doing over here, like, we trust you that you'll figure it out because like right now it's just a never ending money pit, it looks like, but you got a lot of money to blow. So you are right. They're kind of doing so well that people are willing to overlook all the capital expenditure that they are reporting as well. Moving on. Microsoft was almost a mirror image to meta. Shares took a beating yesterday falling 6% after investors digested a mixed quarter. On the plus side, the company made $81.3 billion up 17% from last year.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Profits were up even more jumping 60% to $38.5 billion. Its stake in Open AI is also paying dividends with net income increasing by $7.6 billion due to its investment in the company. Now for the bad, Microsoft is paying a lot of money to keep its AI engine running. CapEx hit $37.5 billion last quarter, and roughly two-thirds of that went to what it calls short-lived hardware, which has analysts nervous. And its all-important cloud unit grew 39% during the corner, which was slightly down from its previous quarter's growth rate. Neil, on the surface, a very solid report for Microsoft, but the combination of some nerviness about its AI spending and investors mulling the risk got other AI models posed to traditional
Starting point is 00:13:06 software giants left a dent in its share price. It was a pretty gnarly one-to-punch. You had Microsoft spending surging to a record high, but at the same time, its cloud growth was slowing. So those two things kind of spooked. Investors, we also learned for the first time how much OpenAI contributes to its business. Microsoft said that 45% of its $625 billion book of future cloud contracts was from OpenAI, and so you'd start, I know you're getting a little nervous over there because OpenAI is such a huge factor,
Starting point is 00:13:37 how much they're paying for compute from these massive hyperscalers like Microsoft. And when investors see that sort of concentration in the customer base, they get a little nervous. Let's zoom out to Microsoft's stock because Microsoft for the past couple of years had been one of the most valuable companies in the world, if not the, and its stock has actually shrank 6% over the past six months. It's fourth in terms of the biggest market cap companies in the world behind Invidia, Alphabet, and Apple.
Starting point is 00:14:07 So for the past half a year, you know, its stock has basically just gone horizontal, and investors are getting a little skeptical, maybe, of this growth story. It was so funny because META and Microsoft reported very similar quarters, but the market just absolutely jumped on Microsoft's throat for missing its cloud growth
Starting point is 00:14:22 revenue target. Actually, it beat its revenue target by 1%, but it lost to its previous quarter's growth rate by another 1%. So very fine margins that we're talking about in the difference between a 6% drop or a 10% stock run up. Moving on, Amazon's one-day shipping, its employees.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yesterday, the company announced it would cut around 16,000 corporate workers to reduce layers, increase ownership, and remove bureaucracy. It's the second round of layoff since October when Amazon slash 14,000 white collar positions taken together, these two cuts will lower Amazon's corporate workforce by 10%. CEO Andy Jassy says he's trying to turn Amazon into the world's biggest startup, and to achieve that means removing bloat and changing the culture. In other words, getting rid of managers and mass. Jassies even set up a no bureaucracy email alias to identify opportunities to cut red tape.
Starting point is 00:15:12 It's a rough time to be a manager not only at Amazon but across corporate America. Companies are desperate to eliminate the, I'm going to need to ask my boss first conversations that slow down the pace of innovation. In just the last year, Microsoft shed thousands of employees to reduce management layers and Nissan, Amtrak, and ASML all targeted management with cuts of their own. As for Amazon, it says it's done with layoffs for now, but don't expect it to start. backfilling roles anytime soon. In fact, Jassy said that over the long term, Amazon's headcount would only get smaller as AI takes over a lot of human tasks. That was the big kind of absence in this announcement. They did not include any mention of AI replacing workers, which is obviously where a lot of people's minds went to. Is this why you are justifying these layoffs? And that's not the case.
Starting point is 00:15:56 They are really trying to say that it is a bureaucratic thing. They're trying to reduce the layers within their company. But you kind of read between the lines here because the day before Pinterest laid off 15% of its staff, they said that they're reallocating some of its resources towards AI. Amazon is also, we didn't mention it because it didn't report earnings, but it's spending a whole lot of money on AI CAPEX as well. So people are trying to connect the dots here, you know, dot the eye and say, you are spending money on AI?
Starting point is 00:16:25 Are you sure that's not why these workers are being laid off? They kind of held the line and say, no, it's for a completely. different reasons, but you can see why people were kind of connecting the two. Yeah, it's another red flag for a job market that has really slowed down a lot lately. Last year was the worst year for hiring outside of recessions since 2003. And if you get laid off, it's really hard to find a job in December. The average length of unemployment was almost 25 weeks. In December 2022, the figure was 19 weeks. So it's a tough job market out there. Amazon says it's trying to find internal roles for the people. It's laying.
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Starting point is 00:18:29 That's OLLL-L-Y.com. Before we get into Neal's numbers, actually, someone gets Starbucks an insulated coffee sleeve because it is heating up. The Seattle-based company is doing its best Sam Darnold impression in finding a second win under new management, reporting a 4% jump in U.S. same store sales for its best quarter since late 2023. It's the first sign that star CEO Brian Nichols' turnaround plan is paying dividends. We have a plan. We've been working the plan and the plan is working, Nichols said, an investor call. So what is that plan? There's been menu improvements in-store operation upgrades
Starting point is 00:19:10 and a rollout of a green apron service model that encourages baristas to write on your cups and say hi when you walk in. A big hit has been protein cold foam, which lets you get ripped while taking a sip. But there was also an assist from the time of year. The holiday launch of Barreista Cups had customers literally fighting each other for a chance to buy, which combined with seasonal beverages, created a measurable spike in foot traffic. Neil, the turnaround is slow and lumbering, but the ship looks like it's headed in the right direction. Retail is detailed, Toby. I've always said it. They've been remodeling stores. They remodeled 200 stores. And it's just these little tweaks at the edges that Nickel thinks that they can get back to growth,
Starting point is 00:19:51 which they have done. He's trying to achieve this four-minute target where you order something and you get it within four minutes. And he said that that's actually been the case now at U.S. company operated stores. Investors hadn't really be convinced about Nichols' turn around since he took over in 2024. The stock was pretty much stagnant, just up 5%. It seems to be like the first quarter where he can point to something real and say, look, guys, we're turning things around. Have you been to a Starbucks of late? Of late? Yeah, I think I went a few months ago. I suppose I noticed some changes. My, you go a lot. I go a lot, an embarrassing amount, but I absolutely have noticed changes. Mainly, when you walk in the door, every single person or nearly every single person in there goes,
Starting point is 00:20:35 good morning, which it almost feels a little eerie at times, but at least they're making the effort. And it does their new product line up to it is what I think has investors pretty excited, because this investment in protein and this investment in wellness seems to be paying off as well. They definitely want to push themselves as a place that you can dip into for something that will make you feel good, but also maybe dip into for an afternoon reset, protein and fiber drinks coming. They have a little bit more coming in way of their food menu as well. So I think that they saw what was happening in the broader food market
Starting point is 00:21:14 and say protein is obviously king right now. What if we brought that into our product suite as well? And they say there's still room to run on that because not a lot of people even know that they have these protein drinks. And yet they are driving repeat customers. I've had it multiple times. like I'm speaking from a place of someone who's tried this protein cold from. And it does look like wellness is going to be a key theme going forward.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Welcome to Neal's numbers, the segment where I share three stats from the week's news, that you'll want to hang up on the fridge for repeat viewing. For my first number, Vermont ski mountains may have plenty of powder, but they're low on Canadians. According to a Bloomberg report, Canadian bookings to American winter resorts plunged about 41% as of January 22nd, compared to a 5% drop among U.S. customers. In a survey of Canadian travel agencies at the end of last year, nearly 8 and 10 said their gross bookings to the U.S. were down from a year earlier.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Many Canucks have stayed north of the border since President Trump began antagonizing Canada at the beginning of his term, calling it the 51st state and threatening broad tariffs. As anger has grown toward the administration, some Canadian provinces stopped carrying American liquor and travel to the U.S. slowed down. You could say this rivalry got pretty heated. It puts American ski resorts, especially those close to the border, in a financial pickle. Jay Peak in Vermont, minutes from Canada, gets more than half of its profits from border crossers. So you can imagine the alarm when its president, Steve Wright, checked out Canadian renewals for the season this summer and found they'd fallen by 35%. As Bloomberg writes, he frantically called 100 Canadian season passholders and asked why they hadn't re-upped.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Wright said, quote, many had tears and were choking up over the fact that they just couldn't, in good conscience, come to the states. And there is a direct tie to what is happening in the states too because some industry watchers have noted that Canadian bookings drop within 48 hours of particularly controversial Trump geopolitical statements. So it definitely is something where they are seeing what our country is saying to them and saying, I don't actually want to go ski. The problem is exacerbated too by the fact that Canada has really good ski resorts as well. So they don't have to come to Vermont. They don't have to come to the state. So they have options, which is why we have increased. recently been seeing Canadians opt for staying home.
Starting point is 00:23:26 My next number might convince you to go founder mode in London. The English capital is one of the best places in the world to start a company, the economist writes a bona fide founder factory. London has generated more startup unicorns than Berlin, Paris, and Tokyo combined. While its venture funding of nearly $18 billion last year places it fourth in the world, only behind the Bay Area, New York, and Los Angeles. London has three key attributes that's turned it into a hub of entrepreneurship, according to the economist, the most important is talent.
Starting point is 00:23:56 London attracts smarty pants from all over Europe and the world, and much like Boston and Silicon Valley, its universities are a startup cheat code. 43% of deep tech startups that have raised $10 million since 2010 were spinouts from academia. The next factor is a welcoming culture. In a recent poll, London was ranked the most appealing city in the world to visit, work, or live, and more than half of Britain's fastest growing startups were founded by immigrants. Finally, is the aforementioned capital.
Starting point is 00:24:22 The money is there for founders trying to crack the hardest problems. Toby, this is about as surprising as seeing Arsenal at the top of the table. Yeah, shout out London. It is interesting because a lot of venture funding is almost self-fulfilling in the sense that you have one successful startup in this neck of the woods. That leads to a lot more startups because you have smart people working for a successful company going and starting their own companies. But also, if you have an exit, suddenly those people are flush with cash.
Starting point is 00:24:51 they become angel investors in their own right. And then when an American company comes over like OpenAI, who chose London to set up a headquarters over in Europe, same thing for Palantir. You have very smart people from those companies going out and starting their own. So it's a flywheel effect that happens. When these dense alumni networks become bigger and bigger, they are going to lead to more startups,
Starting point is 00:25:13 which leads to more funding as well. For my final number, did you know that barely anyone knows the formula to WD40? Yep, this thing's America. most closely guarded secret outside of the nuclear codes. According to the Wall Street Journal, the handwritten formula for the 70-plus-year-old lubricant is locked in an undisclosed Bank of America vault somewhere in San Diego, and it's only left this vault just three times in the past 30 years.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Heck, the CEO of the company, who's been there for decades, was only allowed to gaze upon it 18 months ago. Even then, the process was grueling, requiring several NDA's weeks of preparation, and grabbing the key that's only in the possession of the company's head, lawyer. The notebook itself is unremarkable, allegedly, I've never seen it, featuring 40 attempts at the formula, including the 39 concoctions that failed to make the final cut. Exects who have viewed the recipe told the journal, it's a bit underwhelming because not being scientists themselves, they had no idea what they were looking at. When thinking
Starting point is 00:26:10 of new products and innovations for WD40, insiders utilize a coded version to maintain secrecy. Toby, a legendary American document held under lock and key. It sounds like a job for Nicholas Cage. I find it hilarious that the executives who saw it said, I don't know, I'm not a scientist, I don't know what the heck these words mean. I do find it odd that the head of R&D at WD40 hasn't seen the formula. What are you researching and developing
Starting point is 00:26:35 if you don't know what's in the very product that you are working on? And then the other funny anecdote from this is that obviously people have tried to recreate or figure out what is in WD40. Wired actually made an attempt at it a few years ago. and people from the company said, actually, they got a lot of components right, but they said the magic is in how you mix those components and the various nuances.
Starting point is 00:26:58 They compared it to, you know Coke contains sugar, caramel color, and water, but you don't know which ratios. Like you can't recreate code just from knowing the base rate. So if you are interested, go down the rabbit hole, wire got pretty close, but no one's making WD40. I actually think Walter Wright could. Probably. All right, let's sprint to the finish with our final headline.
Starting point is 00:27:18 virtually all companies time their IPOs based on things like market conditions and investor appetite, but not those owned by Elon Musk. As SpaceX gears up for its monster public debut, the biggest in history, Musk wants the IPO to sync up with cosmological patterns. According to the Financial Times, SpaceX is aiming for a mid-June IPO because that's when Jupiter and Venus will appear very close together, known as a conjunction for the first time in three years. June also happens to be Musk's birthday month when he'll turn 55. The Shouldn't come as a total surprise. Musk has a history of using symbols and memeable numbers for crucial business decisions, like when he claimed he was taking Tesla private at $420 per share.
Starting point is 00:27:58 For no other reason, then it's a pot joke. Still, it's unclear whether the stars will align for a SpaceX IPO that soon, considering it would be a very crunch timeline. Toby, this is classic cancer behavior. He's an astrology, girly. How did we not see this coming? Using the planetary alignment to make a business decision, that is astrology behavior right there. Regardless, he's probably going to be the first astrology girly trillionaire because he's mighty close already with a $778 billion net worth. So toss in a IPO that could be as big as one and a half trillion dollar market cap. Then we're talking about trillionaire astrology girlies. Okay, that is all the time we have. Thanks for starting your morning with us and have a wonderful
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