Mysterious Universe - 35.06 - MU Podcast - The Mysteries of Kurupira

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

Welcome to Mysterious Universe, mental ninjas! Come with us as we explore an unexplored land. A forbidden “lost world” to outsiders reported to be inhabited by strange beasts out of time. Legends ...speak of not one, but several bizarre and terrifying creatures that haunt the Ancient Plateau’s of the South American Wilderness. Today we are grateful to cover The Mysteries Of Kurupira - The hidden land of unknown creatures that inspired Conan Doyle’s Lost World - By Ben Tejada-Ingram. For Plus+, we wade through an insane theory on the world we live on… or IN. Cyrus Teed’s “The Cellular Cosmogony” proposes the idea that we live INSIDE a spherical universe, a self-contained, electromagnetic machine where meaning is inherent to the experience. Whether you buy his model or not, this book more importantly challenges you to question the status quo and the hard-baked narratives we’ve been given since birth.  Bookmark the link below for the new Inescapable Podcast coming in Mid-February. Plus+ Members can now find the new feed on your Dashboard and add it to your preferred podcast player ahead of launch. MU_30.01 -“ The Last Dinosaur of the Lost World" Ben Tejada-Ingram | Instagram Book - The Mysteries of Kurupira: The Hidden Land of Unknown Creatures that Inspired Conan Doyle's Lost World Book - The Lands Forgotten by Time: A Cryptozoologist's Guide to Lost Worlds and Legends Book - The Last Dinosaur of the Lost World: My Search for 'Little Nessie' Karl Shuker Blogspot Adventurer - Jose Miguel Perez Gomez Jack Horner: Shape-shifting dinosaurs The David Rumsey Map Collection Mapinguari: Fearsome Beast and Protector of the Amazon | Monstrum Book - Cowboys & Saurians South of the Border Book - The Lost World by Sir Author Conan Doyle University of Texas - Yanomami language databases and dictionaries The Cellular Cosmogony Visual Reference - Opening Credits | Game of Thrones LinksPlus+ ExtensionThe extension of the show is EXCLUSIVE to Plus+ Members. To join. click HERE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:06 On today's show, we explore an unexplored land, a forgotten, forbidden, lost world to outsiders reported to be inhabited by strange beasts out of time. I am your host, Brandon Thomas, and with me, as always, is Joe with the Flo Hodgden. How are you, bud? Good, man. You ready to do this today? I'm so ready to do this. This one I've very much been looking forward to. And I've just got to shout out the author here.
Starting point is 00:01:35 He's just a buddy, honestly. I met him in the old show, got him on for his, the last dinosaur of the lost world, my search for Little Nessie. And we are talking, of course, about Ben Tejada, Ingram. Very cool author. He writes on Cryptozuwu, Wu, Mysterious Lands, Amazing Explorers. He is the one that introduced us to Jose Miguel Perez Gomez Gomez Gomez Gomez, who's this incredibly cool Venezuelan adventurer. He actually, and I have a copy of it here.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I picked up a few when this came out, so I'll send you one, Joe. He's in National Geographic History, and this was January, February of 2025 for his discovery of this incredibly cool artwork that leads this trail through the Venezuelan wilderness and this really amazing, beautiful, but highly dangerous area. Yeah, I'm stoked that we're finally covering this one because he sent me a copy of it a couple months.
Starting point is 00:02:30 ago and we told him we'd cover it and now we're in the swing of things and we can finally get to it and just great guy. I've got a chance to talk to him a couple times and a fellow plus subscriber too. So shout out Ben. He is. He's so cool. I called him when we got the gig and he's just so badass. And you know, the Aussies have covered him. Mysterious Universe season 30 episode one, the dinosaur of the lost world, which is going to be the top link in the show description so that you guys can go back can check that out for our plus subscribers who have access to the back catalog there. Go check it out. It's a banger, of course.
Starting point is 00:03:05 And we're grateful to continue presenting the work of this incredible author on this legacy platform here. So, legends speak of not one, but several bizarre and terrifying creatures that haunt the ancient plateaus of the South American wilderness. The mysteries of Kuru Pira, the land of unknown creatures that inspired Conan Doyle's Lost World by Ben Tejana Ingram is linked in the show description. Now, Ben's work, of course, like we talked about, amazing. He has the lands forgotten by time, which of course we will absolutely cover more of this young man's work. He just does a great job. Again, Jose Miguel Perez Gomez, Gomez, this amazing explorer, he is going to be linked in the show description as well so that you guys can learn.
Starting point is 00:03:55 a little bit more about him because he is fascinating. This dude invented a home gym system in Venezuela. He started giving it out to his neighbors because it's just this banger mount on the wall. It's like one of the most efficient things ever made. He then patents it, licenses it as a side thing to his exploring just for helicopter fuel so that he can put gas in a helicopter and fly it out and go explore. He created this whole subcompany and it's highly successful. And he's Jack, too. He's like the, he really is the South American Indiana Jones, dude. He's amazing.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Dude, what a life. That'd be great to get paid to go do that. Where is this place that, and I keep saying it wrong, Kuru Pira? No, you nailed it. That's it. Curru Pira. This is an actual place. I'm sure you'll get into it, but I was just wondering from my own, you know, curiosity. It's a great question, and let's absolutely get into it. So the deal with it is, is it's roughly a place and a creature of the forest, the spirit of the forest. So it's both. It's this mythological creature and the creature's home, which are both, they both share the same name, which has been changed, the spelling of it's been changed. A lot of obfuscation in this whole process as well, just unraveling this mystery that Ben did. Interesting. And you'll have those pictures you were showing me earlier in the notes? We are going to have it in the book. Ben included them in the book. And so I'm going to link to the book. These are his work.
Starting point is 00:05:20 So I'm going to show you in while I'm presenting to you some of the maps that I highly recommend guys that you pick this up. It's linked down in the show description. Kura, or damn it now I'm not saying it right. The mysteries of Kuru Pira, the hidden land of unknown creatures that inspired Conan Duel's Lost World by Ben Tejana Ingram. We do have a couple maps I'm going to share for you, Joe, like I said, but listening audience, either pull up a map online or get the book, which we highly recommend. Now also there are going to be a couple of links in here for some map sites. There is, of course, Jose Miguel Perez Gomez. We have Carl Schunker.
Starting point is 00:05:57 And we have some additional things that you will want to check out, like the University of Texas Yakima Language Decoder, which is something we may get into this episode. We may not, because this might not be one episode, man. There's just a massive story here in Ben did such a great job. There's a lot of characters and a lot of other people's tales in it as well, like second-hand trappers from 1800s diaries and all these interesting tales that kind of interweeb because that's how deep he had to go to discover this.
Starting point is 00:06:25 So there is a lot of like native lore around it too then. It's wild and all of the indigenous tribes around the area all point in the same direction of where Kuru Pira, this evil spirit lives and all of them have different names for it as well, but they all point in the same direction and say that it's all over there and don't go over there. And these all of them, yeah, even the uncontacted. You know when the natives say stay away from this. place. Just probably listen to him.
Starting point is 00:06:48 It's amazing, but it's such a big story to get there. This is not, again, Ben's first time on Mysterious Universe. Check it out down there. The Dinosaur of the Lost World. His search for a little Nessie, which is about another siting location, not even the one that we're talking about today, of a creature in the remote jungles of Angel Falls, Venezuela, which, again, also being linked for that ass. Now, also mentioning Jose, a great guy, check him out. out for sure. I can't undersell Jose Miguel Perez. Go Matt's guys. Go check out his website in there. I had him on the old show several times. I can say this dude is one of the sweetest people you
Starting point is 00:07:25 will ever speak to as well. His heart is huge. He does not stop smiling and is a sweetheart to his accent is infectious. So Ben begins his adventure with a quote. There are lost worlds everywhere. These timeless words were penned in 1955 by Bernard Hwellman's, the father and founder of the modern study of Cryptozoology, in his groundbreaking book In Search of Unknown Animals, who we talked about on a plus extension a few episodes ago. Remember that guy?
Starting point is 00:08:00 Not the name, but I mean, my short-term memory is all but gone. I'm sure if you brought it up again, I would totally recall it, though. He's the father of Crypto-Zoo-Woo. in search of unknown animals in 1955. That's pretty much you're caught up. Okay. In fact, this was one of his central premises that even in the modern world, there are isolated small, remote pockets of land and sea that remain essentially
Starting point is 00:08:25 unexplored and untouched. These pockets could serve as sanctuaries for creatures that remain uncatalogued or presumed to be extinct. This idea, along with Sir Arthur Conan Donan, Doyle's novel, The Lost World, has profoundly influenced our fine author Ben Tejana Ingram and shaped the themes of his investigations. He wonders if there is a single original place that may have given birth to this concept. He asks, is it possible that the original Lost World still exists, largely unknown and undocumented,
Starting point is 00:09:04 even to this day? What mysteries and discoveries might see? such a place hold. Strange creatures, apparently. Strange-ass creatures. What do you think of this, though? These pockets of untouched, isolated bits of the planet. She told him in Truman Show, you can't go exploring because it's all been found. But really, is that true?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Are there still places out there that humans are not familiar with? Well, I mean, you'd think because of Google Maps and Google Earth and all that stuff that we have a picture of the entire place, but there's still a bunch of places that have uncontacted tribes and, you know, places in the Amazon that are still largely untouched. So maybe we have a rough, I don't know, picture, I guess, of everything. But definitely there's plenty of places on Earth that have not been touched by humans. Completely agree. And you think about what's just under your feet.
Starting point is 00:10:03 They're finding things like Darren Kuyus all over the place where this dude was digging his basement, just wanted to expand his house. and then boom, Darren Koo-you, this massive underground complex that was buried on purpose. What's just down below a little bit? You know, if this idea that a great flood occurred in this whole settling of new earth and all those things, it's a wild possibility, but in these remote places, they're so hard to get to. And Ben even mentions in here how dangerous they are from humans, not necessarily these creatures. It's a wild tale that it makes you feel like there are still places where adventure can be found, and maybe this is entirely possible that some wild creature or three,
Starting point is 00:10:41 because there's three different examples he has in here, three different creatures, that could live in these isolated pockets that are just in hospitable or inaccessible to man, because some of these tupuis are thousands of feet tall, they have incredible ecosystems across. They go from miles across on the top, and nobody goes up there. They're unscalable wall, some of them. There's hundreds of them out there, and some of them have never been climbed allegedly. Some of them are forbidden and you can't climb,
Starting point is 00:11:04 and they're only accessible by helicopter, but even doing that, some places the helicopter can't land, so you still are forced to scale the side of the walls and only a few people in the world can do this. And these plateaus go for miles on top. So it's untouched, nobody wants to go up there, very hard to get to, some of them very restricted.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You could see how something may survive up there, especially then thinking of the cave systems that are probably interwoven within there because you have things like Angel Falls, El Dorado Falls down there, and all those come from Artesian Wells. that water getting up there. It's being pumped up from the ground like they do big trees will do this. They pump these artesian wells up and that's how you get a water flow off of a isolated tabletop in the middle of nowhere because water's being pumped up through it. Interesting. And yeah,
Starting point is 00:11:50 we're still talking about, you know, the top layer of earth here, not even like you said, the cave systems, but also we've talked a lot about the ocean. That's one of the most unexplored places ever and there are some bizarre-ass creatures down at the bottom of the ocean just from what we've seen i can't imagine what kind of leviathans are down there and you wonder where all these you know myth and lores about these creatures come from is because somebody probably saw something like that at some point yes absolutely i mean i don't see why not or they at least believed in it enough to create a tulpa to make this thing be true at a level perhaps you know and that's maybe how it all works out. And either way, it's fun to talk about.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Because then just to kind of assume that science knows everything, explorers have been there. Even finding the source of this river, Ben talks about in here one of these great achievements in history, and it was just kind of bullshit. It was easily done. This guy planted his flag and then moved on, and nobody even questioned it or went a little bit further. So, again, you kind of get out there and say the science has settled on something. Again, if you're not questioning it, trust but verify people. If we've learned anything from this, and you and I will probably import the wisdom of,
Starting point is 00:13:00 just trust but verify, ask questions. Doesn't hurt. Well, for now. While his book aims to provide answers to some of these questions and hopefully appeal to the better part of our nature, that sense of childlike wonder and excitement where possibilities are still inherent, it's very cool. Ben feels he must also issue a warning to any would-be explorers, adventures, or investigators looking to gather firsthand evidence of their own
Starting point is 00:13:28 in the locations he mentions. in this amazing book. The various places he writes about are located in the wildest, least explored, and most dangerous areas of Brazil and Venezuela. He's not referring to the abundant natural or wildlife perils that are abound there. Rather, he refers to an out-of-control criminal human element that sadly exists in these areas. Many of the locations mentioned in the pages have been invaded by illegal gold miners, called Guarimperios by the locals,
Starting point is 00:14:04 who have been responsible for numerous violent atrocities, including genocide committed against the native tribes and indigenous populations. These dangerous human predators often do not hesitate to kill anyone who may have discovered or stumbled across their illegal mining camps. Therefore, Ben and we might as well stamp our approval on this message seriously discourages those who might be thinking of actually traveling to these places in search of awesome creatures reported to be there due to the real monsters in the jungle, the damn humans. Maybe you have some experience at least before you go scaling walls and stuff like that too.
Starting point is 00:14:46 And that's the thing. You might have the mountain climbing experience. You might have a paleontologist on. You might have tranquilizers that could take out some of these things and be all good. But there's guerrilla gold miners out there with illegal mines. that just kill everybody. They cause genocide on these tribes. It's really disgusting. But this is now not even just beasts. You can't even go look for dinosaurs anymore, man.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Additionally, though, most of these areas are illegal to enter. Boo! And the government's responsible for protecting them will arrest intruders who enter without permission. After publishing his second book, The Land's Forgotten By Time, which we've got to cover. There's a whole section on a government that's a government that, that sets land aside because it recognizes Yeti and it's a Yeti preserve, basically. They don't claim to have one living. They just say that they're setting it aside for it.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Very cool. But it's in that book, The Land's Forgotten by Time, which of course is length in the show description, guys. I got you. Our bold author received a message from a reader in Brazil about a plateau called Kuru Pira in South America, rumored to be home to dinosaurs. How cool is this? You write a book. You write two books.
Starting point is 00:15:57 One of them's like, yeah, there might be some cool things going on out there. Then you get this email from a guy in Brazil saying this. Hello, Ben. So, first of all, I have read your book about Little Nessie and loved it. It is great, by the way, guys. Check it out. Again, linked in the show notes. We got you.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Congratulations for the awesome book. Do you know that apparently there is another tapuie, which is the plateaus we've been talking about, with dinosaurs in South America. The Tapui is called Kuru Pira by the natives, and it's believed that it is home to three different dinosaurs. The Stoa, which is a carnatorous, carnotaurus. Close enough. The sua, a serapod, and the washeriwi. That's a fun word to say, which is a teradon. Is that really how you say it?
Starting point is 00:16:51 Washeriwi. How about you? W-A-S-H-O-R. I-W-E Sounds, yeah, sounds right Washo re-wee R-W-Washio-wee Nice, yeah
Starting point is 00:17:03 I like the way you hear things That's great All right, now he leads a link for Dr. Carl Schunker's website And so I've of course included it In the show's description Now, because he mentions it In the email here
Starting point is 00:17:18 Now back to the email. I'm Brazilian, but I never heard Of this Tupui or creatures in it And seeing as how you were good researcher I thought if you can discover more things about it. Maybe you can contact Perez, our friend Jose Miguel Perez Gomez, Gomez is who he's referring to, again, and see if he knows anything about it. Read the link below to know everything about it. It's Portuguese. This is a second language. I mean, what a cool dude. Jiao Marcos Compuitt. That's his name, the guy who contacted him.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Now, there's a guy named Jarslov Marais, a scientifically inclined Czech adventurers, checklist of talking guy, who first documented the specific information about Shrunker's article concerning the Kuru Pira, the specific place, and the creature known as the Kuru Pira, as well as several other fascinating creatures believed to inhabit the area and several books written on Crypto-Zubu. There's a lot of names and characters going on here. If you've got any questions about referring back, let me know. They're all foreign, and so I can help. Now, Jarzlov Marais, we're going to call him Marais from now on most.
Starting point is 00:18:25 likely for most of it. He's the Czech guy who wrote a book. His most significant book on Kurupira was Kuru Pira Zolestin Chavez Mesty. Kuru Pira, Sinister Secret, published in the Czech Republic in 2005. This book is divided into three distinct sections. The first section recounts the author's expedition to the base of Kuru Pira in 1978. So, Jarzlov Marais went there in 1978. He went to the base. The second section of his book presents a retelling of the journal of a Scottish prospector named Reginal Riggs, who had resided near Kuru Pira for several years.
Starting point is 00:19:11 So that's another character we're going to pull in here, Reginal Riggs, who was a Scottish prospector who Marais published in the second section of his book, his journal. The third and final section delves into the author's refurb. on other investigations and discoveries made in more recent years about Kuru Pira and the enigmatic creatures said to inhabit the mountainous region. Mare's had written several books on cryptozoology, including an encyclopedia of mysterious animals and two books focusing specifically on Kuru Pira. During his 1978 expedition, Marees claimed to have heard of these creatures from the indigenous
Starting point is 00:19:54 Waika tribe who lived near the base of Kuru Pira. These accounts were further corroborated by Catholic missionaries in neighboring settlements and in the journals of the enigmatic prospector of Reginal Ricks, who we talked about earlier, the Scottish guy. Oh, I've got me a journal. Was that supposed to be a Scottish accent? Yeah, I usually tap into Braveheart, where he's, that line when he goes, I came back home to his crops and god dwell in our family.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Dude, my favorite quote from Robin Williams was saying that the Scottish accent sounds like somebody trying to do a Scottish accent. Like they're doing a bit. No offense to any Scottish people, I think it sounds great, but it does. It sounds like you're doing a bit when you talk. I love it. That is great. That is beautiful. We miss that guy, man.
Starting point is 00:20:42 He was a big part of our childhood, wouldn't he? Among these creatures, the most extraordinary was the one that weaka called Astowa. This lends credence to the us. idea that Conan Doyle may have partially based his book on this real location. In its rich indigenous lore, as the word Stoa appears in his novel, The Lost World, referring to a terrifying, bipedal, carnivorous dinosaur that natives describe as a massive Cayman, which is a species of South American alligator, which is approximately like 25 feet long. However, unlike a Cayman, the Stoa is believed to have walked to have walked.
Starting point is 00:21:22 bipedally on its hind legs upright. It also had a shorter head and snout compared to the Cayman, but possessed distinctive small horns above its eyes. Its body is covered by non-overlapping scales, and this intimidating creature was reportedly known to prey on tapirs and capybara's hunting in an ambush manner. This thing would lie in wait near riverbeds, concealing itself into its unsuspecting prey ventured to.
Starting point is 00:21:52 close at which time it would attack. See, just that enough is, I don't want to go there now because anything that resembles a crock or an alligator, I'm good. You're good, especially if it stands up and runs. I don't know how these Florida people do that. They just live with crocs or alligators. I don't know which one it is, but they're just in their backyards and they just deal with it. I think it's immersion therapy.
Starting point is 00:22:13 You know, they're just around it, so it's just what it is. Yeah. There's like, what, you don't have crocs running around? No. I loved, because Cisnia Moore, a friend of ours from Australia. She came and we met him. Utah and she saw squirrel and lost her fucking mind.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I was like, what? She was a squirrel? We don't have fucking squirrel's mind. Yeah. And so she was losing her shit over a squirrel, taking videos of it and everything. It was adorable. We did the same thing with kangaroos and they feel the same about it. So, these things have remarkable speed and agility as well.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Mares in several of his books proposes that the stella may be a surviving relative of a dinosaur called a carnatoris, which was a large carnivorous predator of the Cretaceous era. That's a mouthful, isn't it? The Carnatoris is a large carnivorous predator of the Cretaceous era.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Jesus Christ. You're doing great. Thank you. Notable similarities to the fearsome T-Rex. Did you have a favorite dinosaur growing up, you know, because we were raised in the dynos. I was like the, yeah, it's kind of partial to the stagosaurus, you know, the spiky things on its back. Mm-hmm. I mean, everybody loved the T-Rex, obviously, especially after Jurassic Park.
Starting point is 00:23:22 I just, they look goofy. We got those little dangly arms in the front that they can't do anything with. Something about it don't sit right with me too. And I heard somebody say that actually all of the paleontologists that work on them know that they're putting the shoulders on backwards and that they're supposed to be wings. I've heard that. Rumored through the grapevine that they all just sort of have this agreement. Like all doctors agree to tell you that there's no crystals in your heart, but there's crystals in your damn heart. What?
Starting point is 00:23:47 One of these hundred year light bulbs secret things. Like it's just one of these agreed upon things. Virus is a real. You don't have crystals in your heart. Dinosaurs are this thing. Yeah, well, that is making an assumption that dinosaurs were, in fact, real in the way they're described. Thank you. Thank you.
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Starting point is 00:25:26 So when you had those thick-ass dinosaur books as a kid, they were just misnamed different stages of development of dinosaurs. I could see that. That makes sense. It's going to be linked, actually. So we argued that many dinosaur species were actually juveniles of others, famously proposing that Triceratops was a juvenile Torosaurus, and that nanotyranus was a juvenile tyranus. and that nanotyranus was a juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Boeh-ha-ha-ha. Or maybe there were different types of dragons. What's your thought on the dragon thing? I think it had to have existed in some form or another. There's too many mythologies, or so-called mythologies, especially in China in that kind of area, that there had to have been something to it.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Now, whether they flew around and breathed fire and hoarded gold, in their caves, that might be embellishment. Nah, that's the only bit that I'm sold on, actually. All of the other bits bullshit. But I do like the Chinese zodiac element of it, because it's the only non-real, air quotes, creature on that damn thing.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah. Anyway, that Jack Horner stuff's going to be linked. If you want to watch him do the TED Talk on it, I think it's a TED Talk or something that looks like a TED Talk. Anyway, back to it then. Here we go. So, Marais draws parallels between the only well-preserved carnotaurus specifies.
Starting point is 00:26:46 and indigenous descriptions of the Stoa. The carnatorous specimen clearly demonstrates the presence of a distinctive small horns above the eyes and its non-overlapping scales as well, which can be deduced, allegedly, from impressions on the specimen. The actual skin of the formidable predators has been preserved on a certain parts of their skeletons. Bones of the creatures have been found in Argentina and in other parts of South America. suggesting that if any survived Earth's mass extinction events over the eons, they might have ended up in Brazil or Venezuela. After all, modern crocodiles, Caymans, and alligators are descendants of the large reptilian order crocodilia, which first appeared in the late Cretaceous period, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:27:37 They've existed in one form or another for the past 94 million years, making the notion of a modern surviving descendant of Carnotaurus seem eminently, plausible. There's this guy named Ritiwa, and he's a close friend and Waika guide, and he recounts an exhilarating tale
Starting point is 00:27:56 of a confrontation between hunters from his tribe and Astowa. During a hunting expedition, the warriors stumbled upon Astoa, leading to a fierce battle between the humans and this terrifying prehistoric beast.
Starting point is 00:28:13 The prospector informed Reginal Riggs that the hunters attempted to shoot the Stoa with their bows, but the arrows failed to penetrate its thick, armored hide. Instead, the arrows only enraged the beast, causing it to kill several members of the hunting party before being driven away. Ritia shared another account of a seemingly pre-historic creature.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Occasionally, people of the tribe would catch sight of a strange creature on top of the Kuru Pira Plateau. Ritia described it as resembling a large tapir with a long neck and short legs and reptilian features. Now, despite limited information about this enigmatic creature, the locals had given it the name the Stoa. Based on Ritia's stories and sketches, he had shown Riggs, Ma Rays hypothesized that the closest match to this bizarre creature might be a modern descendant of the Serapod Dian. dinosaurs. We have all that straight. Batua is a Wakita guide, and Riggs is the one delivering this story in his
Starting point is 00:29:22 journal. Marais is the guy that wrote about Riggs's journal. Got it. Cool. All straight. It's a lot. It's a lot with a lot of names. Serapods, the long-necked herbivores of the Jurassic, Triassic, and Cretaceous periods were the largest animals that ever roamed Earth that they've ever found, allegedly. Do you think that's true? You think there could be some
Starting point is 00:29:44 fat, big whale or something that nobody ever heard of that died millions of years ago laid on the bottom of the ocean floor that we've never heard of that's bigger than these damn things. I would almost guarantee it, like we said earlier, we've, we know there's monstrous creatures down there. I mean, just even, what's the largest known one? Is it the blue whale or is it the sperm whale? I think it's blue whale.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Let me fact check that on the floor. They're massive. They have like, I don't know, six foot long dingers and stuff. I mean. Oh, nice. Yeah. But I would imagine that there's probably even big. bigger stuff closer to the bottom because I mean those are those are deep down but they're still
Starting point is 00:30:19 relatively I mean they're higher up than the farthest point down in the ocean so there's got to be bigger stuff down there and I mean you see it's probably a lot of AI flop now but you do see you know legends or myths of these giant um like squids and those I think those are actually documented and even those ones are monstrous too so it just seems like the further down you go the bigger shit gets and it would have to be because of the enormous pressure, you know, they've got to have massive bones or whatever's in there that keep them from imploding on themselves. So I bet there's all kinds of weird stuff down there we have no idea about.
Starting point is 00:30:56 That's a great point. You're absolutely right. I feel the exact same. Now to confirm here, the biggest creature in the world is the blue whale. The largest animal known to have ever lived reaching up to 100 feet long and weighing as much as 200 tons. Good thing they're in the water. Couldn't drag that fat ass around on.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Dwarfing. even the largest dinosaurs it reads here in this AI search that I quickly did while we were talking. They were massive. So this says here that they were... They varied in size with a smaller or dwarf seropods ranging from 5 to 6 meters or around 20 feet in length compared to the larger seropods that grew to between 33 and 34 meters or around 110 feet in length. But this AI slop just told me that it was 100 feet and that's the large. longest thing ever. So I'm going to call bullshit on that.
Starting point is 00:31:48 We're going to go with research. Perhaps the descendants of a smaller serapon genius is one of the strange creatures known as the Suea. And this may be what they found in that my search for a little nessy, because even Jose Miguel Prodes Gomez has a picture of something that he
Starting point is 00:32:06 drew and he even has a picture. They printed in the book of this little mini, freaking Nessi looking thing. You know, it looks like one of these tiny, or a smaller serapod. Maybe it's a juvenile. It just hadn't gotten a chance to get that big. I didn't say that Nessi, I get my dinosaur names mixed up, but is it the Brannosaurus or the Brachiosaurus?
Starting point is 00:32:24 One of those two? It has a super long neck and kind of resembles a Nessi. Could be totally off. Yeah, Brachiosaurus and Bronosaurus. Both have that. Bronosaurus allegedly had the snout on the head, which was from Jurassic Park. And that one was just a little bit bigger, allegedly,
Starting point is 00:32:39 than Brannosaurus. But Bronosaurus was the thing in Land Before Time, the thing that fucking mom died made you cry as a child. Even the lock nest thing is it has ties to Crowley. I mean, really? From what I are, oh man, now you're making me doubt myself. I totally believe it. This is another thing that we could do is, you know, cryptids and Crowley.
Starting point is 00:32:58 That'd be great. Yeah, I seem to recall some, I don't know if it's true or not, but some legend that he was opening a portal somewhere close by and maybe that's what happened is some interdimensional creature got through and then he never closed the portal because that's a famous thing that he never closed the portal correctly or whatever. That's right. Could you imagine, though, that they come back?
Starting point is 00:33:19 I think this happened in Rick and Morty, where they came back and they were the high-intelligent species, but they were all dinosaurs. And they just left and came back to find that we had destroyed the plane, and they were trying to help us out. And it may be this, you know, that he called forth one of these damn things, and it was just a hyper self-actualized what we'd call dinosaur, and they weren't stupid at all. They were fucking awesome. No, and they're walking around, well, in Rick and Morty, they're walking around with, like, crystals on their heads and stuff. Exactly, doing telepathy and, you know, all of those. that. And if you're not watching Rick and Morty at this point, what are you doing with your life? Such a
Starting point is 00:33:49 great show. It's so ridiculous and so offensive and just great. For a nothing box, it's wonderful. If you're doing other things instead of stuff like that, keep doing that, like sewing or learning a skill or learning how to make moccasins with your hands or something like that. I'm talking about your brain rot time of the day when you're done and you can just
Starting point is 00:34:05 kick back and watch something stupid. That's a good go-to. A nothing box. And we all need this, by the way. We can talk about this. There's a psychologist that I saw do this talk a long time ago. He talked about the difference between men and women. And that women, when they ask men, what do you think about? We can say nothing. And the reason we can say that is because we can compartmentalize what we need to do based
Starting point is 00:34:23 of what we're doing at the time. So we're actually a little bit more in the moment. But it's just the way our brains are wired allegedly. Because women, it's connected like a web, right? Like spokes on a wheel. So they're thinking about many things connected to many things while they're involved in one thing that may have nothing to do with all that of those shit. And that's the way they're wired.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Yeah, it's jumping around. All the neurons are just firing randomly. Right, which means just a simple task is now. connected to a memory, to emotion, to all of these things. But you could just be like, dude, just, you know, screw the thing in the wall, Debbie. You know what I mean? It's not that big a deal. You don't have to, like, bring up your dad issues right now. Just screw the, screw the little thing. No, I can, I can definitely say that my brain hardly ever stops going either, but there is a time of day or whatever I'm doing where I'm just in the zone. And I'm literally thinking about
Starting point is 00:35:07 nothing, except what I'm doing. I'm screwing this new outlet into the wall. What are you thinking about this this right here this is it this is it guys and it and it that's what's funny too it's one of those old man and women are so different and check this out but it is interesting when you take a look at it because now mary and i we address it i heard this fuck like 10 years ago man so we've this has been a thing in our relationship i'm like oh you're ready for our nothing box that's when it's time to sit down we've done so much or our minds are just done for the day you've got to unplug and just unwind and kind of be that buffer between the high concepts that we look at the job, the work, your excitements, whatever, nervous system, and bring that down. And that's a
Starting point is 00:35:48 wonderful distraction as a nothing box. And that's what we call it. That's literally what we call it. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, whether it's football or whether, you know, somebody, you've got to have your nothing box. And I think the only problem would come in is if you're constantly in that nothing box, then you're probably not getting a whole lot done. Yeah, and this can be video games. It can be anything, you know, and same thing. Like anything, moderation crew, you know, all of that. And moderation within moderation, too. Don't be too moderate all the time. That's boring.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah, moderate your moderation, okay? Yes. Get it right, guys. Remember, you can run through walls. Just get going real fast. You just got to really believe it. Like, really believe it. Now, the third mysterious creature found on Kuru Piro
Starting point is 00:36:31 Piro was not part of any story told to Riggs, but rather one that he claimed to have personally encountered. Riggs even insisted that he had observed a pair of these creatures engaged in a fierce fight. This creature known to the Waiyika as the Wachariwi. Yes. Was the third member of this rag-tag group of enigmatic creatures discovered on Kuru Pira? Of their tribal mythology, the Waikha believed the Wachariwi to be an ancestor of all modern vampire bats.
Starting point is 00:37:06 They describe it as an immense creature with enormous leathery wings, long beak and a distinctive crest on its back. Unlike modern bats, which are nocturnal, the Waayika observed Washariwi during the day. So they're out wandered around in the day rather than bats. And he goes into something fascinating about the names that he found in a directory that we're not going to cover yet. It might be on this episode. It might be on another one. But it's fascinating. I've got it here and it's going to be linked if you guys want to beat me to it. It's the last link in the show description probably, unless we add something else. But it's titled Texas state, Yakima directory.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And you can go see the entomology of some of these words. And that's how he made a really cool discovery. And, you know, we'll get to it. So they occasionally spotted it perched on trees near Kuru Pira and witnessed it skimming over the tree tops of the surrounding area with its impressive 20-foot wingspan. What would you do? You see this terosaur flying above you, man? I immediately think that I probably shouldn't have done that DMT earlier, but also probably making a, a little mess in my pants.
Starting point is 00:38:10 If you see that in real life. You offering a fudge dragon of that? Yeah. Okay. Marais noted that Kuru Piro was near an area in Brazil where numerous, exceptionally well-preserved terasaur fossils had been discovered. These are allegedly other, of course, dinosaur creatures with leathery wings that they found, and they're found all over this area.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Now, he argued that based on this fossil evidence and the apparent presence of numerous terosaurs in the region that it was possible that any survivors might be the descendants of the washer rewee. Are you great? Aren't you glad I gave you that mnemonic for you? Now you know. Wash your wee-wee. It's easy to say you now.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Wash your wee-wee. It's actually great. It's really great. And now I know the etymology of the word. We're not going to get to it yet. I really don't want to spoil it because it's very interesting and it requires explanation. But I now see those two words and now see it. The washer is one, and rewee, R-I-W-E, are the suffix.
Starting point is 00:39:09 So you have these two different things that come together, but it's interchangeable. And you can see other words now that do it, and you'll be like, oh, shit, it's a re-wee. I know what that is. It's really cool. But thank you, yes, the alliteration you offered, the washer wee-weewee actually has helped phonetically quite a bit. Thank you. Now, as he finished Ben here, as he finished reading Shrunker's captivating article, which is linked, guys, detailing the accounts of seemingly extraordinary creatures,
Starting point is 00:39:37 Ben suddenly recalled that he had indeed heard of Kuru Pira before. He remembered skimming an article years earlier, but he hadn't taken it seriously at the time and dismissed it altogether. See, it knocked on his door. He dismissed it and then remembered only after connecting it only after this guy wrote him seemingly unconnected to this thing as well. It's just interesting to the synchronicities, again, that elf on a shelf kind of idea that it'll pull you. Even because when you go buy an idea, you're not ready for it yet, you're not ready to open the door, but you know the door exists.
Starting point is 00:40:08 You're like, oh, okay, well, we'll come back to you. And then when you come back to it, you're like, oh, wow, okay, is this the time? And this was Ben's time. I mean, that happens all the time in men in black or UFO reports, too, where they don't remember it until 20 years later they have an experience. And then it pings something in their brain. And they go, oh, yeah, I saw monkey men in my bedroom when I was three. How did I forget that? It's like, yeah, how did you forget that? Like the story we read of the soldier who saw a mantis zoomed up on TV 20 years after some crazy experience he had with a mantis being, didn't remember it until then and then he saw it and then boom flashed in his mind again. This is another reason not to watch TV. It could trigger repressed memories that you were just fine, love him without. So firstly, he'd been able to find any corroboration of any of these reported cryptids that folk had talked about and it encountered in the region of Brazil or Venezuela. The beast purportably witnessed by Shrunker appeared to be isolated sightings and reports, which made it difficult for him to attach any weight or credility to him,
Starting point is 00:41:12 especially since he couldn't find out any other mention of these creatures on any other records. Secondly, another aspect that made the entire story challenging to accept was in fact that it seemed that few people could agree on rather Kuru Pira was actually a real tapui. The plateau there. Ben's quick review of the comment section attached to Shunker's article confirmed this. Readers have asked specific questions about Kuru Pira's location. Shunker responded somewhat enigmatically, stating that, according to Mares, the Brazilian government had intentionally obscured the precise location of the Tapui, possibly hiding it or removing it from recent map.
Starting point is 00:41:55 What? The government doesn't do that. What? crazy. They would never do. They're working for you. You're the people. It is wild, though, to think about. You get this wild area, you know, and this raises the question about the authenticity of the story. If Kuru Pira is a real location, it seemed implausible that had been deliberately concealed, Ben says. But you and I agree that it seems pretty smart, actually. If you are trying to hide a place, then you just declare it a zone that you can't go or change the name on the map. So now people go looking for it in the wrong spot and this comes up later on in the
Starting point is 00:42:30 work actually. Oh yeah. And like going back to places that are undiscovered. I mean, there's plenty of examples of people allegedly and they get buried and they get debunked. But of people finding, you know, pyramids in the middle of the forest that are just overgrown with all kinds of stuff. And they either fall off the map real quick or they get disappeared or it's, oh, that was a conspiracy. see and whatever. And it's like, well, why don't we go back there and check it out? And so then the government goes in and checks it out. And nope, there sure was nothing down there. It's like, nothing to see here. But we're going to cord it all off. Don't go here. It's illegal. It's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Now it's illegal. Now it's illegal. You can't do it. Well, if it's like the Grand Canyon, well, if there's nothing there, why'd you put an iron gate over it and restrict? I think all but 20% of the Grand Canyon is accessible. Yeah. But it's public. So what's that? It's a waterway. Then they come up with these retarded reasons why you can't go in. there because there's some kind of owl that's in there that there's only three of them left and so they don't want and hey maybe that's part of it but it's interesting also they chose an owl sort of that mollock idea that's interesting i think the spotted owl it was actually taken off the endangered list really good for us way to go team i know further investigation led ben to discover
Starting point is 00:43:48 posts by other curious researchers who had attempted to find its true location while some Reddit post suggested slightly more precise indications of the lost plateau. Additional research in the area indicated yielded no specific findings. Some researchers even concluded that there was no plateau or tapui in the area. And we're going to get to this with the maps here in a minute, Joe. This information was both confusing and frustrating to Ben. He wondered if the other researchers on Reddit had accurately translated the reports about the location. and additionally, a significant number of people dismissed the entire Kuru Pira story as a hoax.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Welcome to Reddit, Ben. Despite these skeptical reactions, he couldn't shake the feeling that there was something more to the story. Good on you, mate. If Mares had indeed revealed the exact location, why hadn't anyone been able to pinpoint it on a map? in our age of easily accessible satellite imagery and tools like Google Earth, finding hidden locations should be relatively straightforward. Now, Google Earth, I will say, kind of full of shit. If you think about it, they're offering you what they want you to see, not necessarily what's there.
Starting point is 00:45:05 And I've seen a lot of fuckery when it comes to people who spend a lot of time on Google Earth that will show, if you zoom in at a certain, you'll clip, like we've talked about video games, do this, they clip, they kind of glitch a little bit, and you'll see something else under it. It's almost like they do have the real shit, but they overlay something over it. A lot of water is done with this. There's talk of that they're hiding entire continents and weird shit like this. Yeah, I'm in a group on Facebook, actually, of Google Earth Anomalies, and 99% of it is just dumb. Sure.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And it's like, fine. Good for the people that have the time on their hands to go zoom in and do. If you ever watch one of those videos of somebody like, look at this crazy thing, and it takes them 10 minutes to zoom into the spot? It's like, oh, I'd go right to the end, man. I'm not fucking with these people anymore. What are you doing? Yeah, no, I times two, everything, or I'd go right to the end. I'm not falling for that shit.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Like, getting a recipe, we skip past the story, get to how many cups of whatever. I don't need six paragraphs of how your grandma loved this recipe. Just give me how many, you know, teaspoons of baking powder. I'm sure she was delightful and had amazing tits, but not now. Granny's always have great tits. Always, too. Quick fact check on my spotted owl. It is near threatened now.
Starting point is 00:46:17 It says population decreasing. So I... Wait, so it was endangered, it's near threatened now, and going the other way. You got my hopes of about the spotted owl, bro. I know. And now it looks like that's a... They're just the other way. They're just not doing so well.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Well, they've had their time. Yeah. I mean, everything goes extinct eventually, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Allegedly, yeah. So if Kourou... Thank you for that fact check, by the way. We need those kind of things. Yeah, no problem.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I do appreciate that. I don't like the open tabs. sitting here in my mind going, fuck, I got to look that up later. I'll write down some things sometimes, but I like that we do it on the fly. Now, if Kuru Pira was real, it seemed logical that it would be present on satellite maps.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Furthermore, his gut feeling told him that it should be located in the area originally indicated by Mares. This checklist of Avaecan author went out there explored, found a diary of somebody else, you're there. Now, Ben's mission was to find out where Kuru Pira truly resided. And at the time, he had no idea that this pursuit would lead him
Starting point is 00:47:21 on an extraordinarily intricate and captivating journey of research and discovery. Ben had no idea what strange revelations might emerge as he ventured into the pursuit of the truth of Kirupura. Of Kuru Pira. There we go. For Ben to embark on his quest for the truth behind the legends, he had to acquire a copy of the original book written about, Kuru Pira written by
Starting point is 00:47:48 Jarzlov Marais. He believed this book would provide more details about the location if indeed Kuru Pira was a real place. He'd wondered if the English speaking investigators investigating the mystery had found the correct
Starting point is 00:48:04 passages or sections of the book that described the location or if they had used faulty translations. So this is the thing too. He's translating a book from Czechoslovakian that this Brazilian guy recommended him. A lot of things are lost in translation.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Think of some very popular books that everybody's probably read at some point. The Bible? How many translations did this go through? Was there an agenda behind maybe inserting or deleting certain sections? That's a different show, though. That's all kinds of show, man. I love it and we'll do it. Finding an obscure out-of-print book written in Checkless of Avaean was neither easy nor
Starting point is 00:48:46 inexpensive. The only copies available for sale seemed to be in the Czech Republic. However, fate intervened when he discovered that there were a few digitized copies of the book's text floating around online. Finally, he was able
Starting point is 00:49:02 to download Maragis' original Microsoft Word manuscript document. But this presented a new challenge. How could he read the book written in a foreign language? Google Translate. You can always trust that. Spot on.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Through the ever-evolving wonders of modern technology, this problem was swiftly resolved with the help of Google Translate. Oh, read your mind. Look at that. Ben was immediately, our cycles are so synced. Ben was immediately captivated. Jarlov, uh, Jarslav Mare's weaved an intriguing and colorful story, written in what must have been a beautiful prose in his native language.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Even the Google assisted translate version still has a, certain poetic, lyrical, and artful quality to his choice of words and language. How about that? Your shit's translated into another language. It still sings from the mountain. So this book begins with Marais' extensive experience and knowledge of the port city of Manus Brazil. He painted a vivid picture of sights, sounds, smells, and culture of this Paris of the tropics, as menace is sometimes known. One thing was abundantly clear to our humble author. This man was undoubtedly speaking from real experience.
Starting point is 00:50:27 There was a certain ring of authenticity to his story, imbued with the emotions of someone recalling a vivid adventure, which quickly dismissed the criticisms some had made that Marage has never set foot in Brazil or those who insisted that it must all be a hoax. The guy was too convincing in his wrong. writing Joe. I love it when people dismiss things and debunk it just by saying, no, it's fake. It's just not real. You go, well, how do you know? Because it isn't, obviously. And you go,
Starting point is 00:50:55 oh, all right, good. I can get about my day now. I appreciate that. That was articulate. It's nice because it's like a visual axe body spray. You remember you used to tell a dickhead by the axe body spray before the internet. You just smell it and be like, oh, man, I'm not going to have much in common with you. We're not going to... You know, the old double pits to chesty. I remember that. Well, now it's like that. It's like you could see them coming from a distance. So it's kind of nice, actually. I like it. It shows you what you're possibly getting into, and so you can go ahead and say no thank you. Well, yeah, you just go, oh, okay. And I'll just agree with you. And then, yes, you are correct. And then you, yeah, it saves you a lot of time, really. I like that. You look happy. What did you do? Oh, I stopped arguing with idiots. That's stupid. You're absolutely right.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I love that. You are correct, sir. Have a great day. One of my favorites is that bees don't waste their time explaining the flies why honey tastes better than shit. Now, he soon came across something significant, the impetus of the adventure, the spark of discovery that led Marais to decide to embark on an expedition to the uncharted wilds of the Amazonian jungle. How fucking cool is this, man? Would you do this? Would you like, man, I would have been an adventure of the turn of the century steampunk. Shit. I would like to say that I would love to go do that, but in reality, I would be terrified.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I mean, the Amazon jungle, I mean, I guess you wouldn't be by yourself, but even with people who are experienced, you never know what you're going to come across. You step in one wrong spot and all of a sudden you've got some weird, I mean, even creatures we know of that can just pretty much unalive you immediately. Sure. No. And you got pygmy people and all kinds of shit out there that you don't even know what's out there, the unknown unknowns. Hey, pygmy is racist. You can't say that. Is it right?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Can we not do that anymore? I mean, probably. I don't know. All right. Mario's notes that he had been enthralled by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel The Lost World since a young age, and he had dreamed of having such an adventure for himself one day, following the footsteps of his childhood heroes. Have you ever read The Lost World?
Starting point is 00:53:00 I don't think so. Are you familiar? It's just this really cool adventure story. Highly recommend if anybody has never read it. In fact, I'll note to link it, but I'll link it down in the show description. Okay, guys. So you can just find a copy of the reprinted, you know, it's just a fix. work or whatever, but man, it inspired a lot. And it might not be 100% based on fiction.
Starting point is 00:53:21 There's a fictional story perhaps based on a real location, and we're going to get into a little bit more about that. So you didn't, have you ever, did you have one of these? You know, the stories that you've read as a young kid, like about Egypt or like Jordan Petra or anything like that. Or did you, do you have any like that that you can think of when you were a kid? Not that, not off the top of my head, but yeah, I definitely read a lot of of those types of books. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:48 One of my personal favorites is a movie actually, but the Land Before Time, great movie. That cartoon, you remember that? I got pulled out of the theater. I saw it. I saw it in the theaters.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Well, I saw part of it. And my mom, little, however old I was when it came out, she had to pull me out of the theater, man. I was screaming, crying. I was so pissed. Just bawling like a little bitch.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yep. Fuck that shit. Trauma, and I'm not interested in playing that game. Benji, too. There was a bingey movie she took me too. I think she just finally stopped taking me to show.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Oh, I remember those. Oh, God, I cried so hard. Fuck, those people want to do the animals on camera in front of kids. Fuck those people. That was way before CGI, too. Oh, they was, yeah, yeah, and they all, okay, we're not talking. All right, so, he also mentions that Conan Doyle's book does contain some telling clues as to what could possibly be a real location.
Starting point is 00:54:38 If one carefully traces the route of the journey undertaken by the protagonist and the landmarks encountered along. the way. Amares recalls that it was during an earlier trip to Brazil about 10 years prior to his expedition than he first heard stories of the legendary Table Mountain, Kuru Pira, and its sinister reputation. As if living a film noir in real life, he recounts a chance meeting with the mysterious stranger, a trapper in a seedy, dimly lit back- alley bar. This fur trapper, now deceased, told of an experience in which he was asked by two young Europeans to be a guide on an expedition to a table mountain deep in the jungle many years ago. Despite being offered generous compensation, the trapper declined, knowing in part the legends concerning this mountain.
Starting point is 00:55:36 The trapper insists that the two members of this ill-fated expedition were encountered years later, albeit only their shrunken heads in a Manus curiosity shop. That rumor's still going around, the shrunken heads? That's what he says. He says, that's what happened is that these two dudes, he declined to take out into this mysterious place because he knew exactly what was out there. So this curipoo place, they wanted to go out there.
Starting point is 00:56:02 And he said, no, thank you. Years later, he saw their heads in a curiosity shop, shrunk up. What do you think about? Why would you keep that on your shelf? Why would you keep the shrunken head? Yeah. I honestly, I don't get it, but to each his own kind of thing. That's a different, different type of decoration.
Starting point is 00:56:18 You got to really explain yourself. You really do. I mean, this is like Christmas decoration. Could you imagine just having shrunken heads all over your little Christmas tree? I mean, it sounds like a movie. Yes. I guarantee you there's people out there that have way weirder stuff than that on their shelves. Do you imagine finding that out about your spouse?
Starting point is 00:56:36 You know, you're like, hey, I have this weird hobby. I haven't told you before. And there's this underground basement you don't know about in your house. and this is this shrunken head factory. Museum. Like, Jen, my God. This might be a deal killer. I know we've known each other for quite some time, but...
Starting point is 00:56:53 I don't know. Common law'd get you on the divorce rate. It'd be cheaper to keep her, dude. You got to bring that up in court, though. Like, no, your honor. Shrunken head. Like, well, there's nothing actually the state. Exhibit A.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah. So, what calamity had be fallen them? And did it have anything to do with their destination and seemingly the cursed plateau question mark. The trapper also weaves another colorful tale imparted to him by the sole survivor of a group of Venezuelan military defectors. That's a good name for a band.
Starting point is 00:57:27 He encountered this man by chance in the jungle. The survivor on the run seemed terrified and traumatized by what he had seen. The survivor explained that when crossing the uncharted border zone, their party had decided to camp on top of the Table Mountain. In the late evening, the surviving Venezuelan was asked to scout the terrain ahead by his commanding officer. And while the rest of the group set up camp, that's what he did. He wandered off. When he returned it to his companions a short while later, he was horrified to find the ten members of his party all dead.
Starting point is 00:58:05 It was as if they had all started to flee from something unseen, some unseen, some unseen. force or menace in the midst of their camp. They had seemingly scattered in every direction, but none of them made it far. And to make it even stranger, the survivor stated that not one of them had any visible injuries of any kind. Oh, that was going to be my next question. What was the cause of death? This incredible, shocking story seemed to have no rational explanation.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Indeed, according to the Trapper, it wasn't the first tale of its kind to come from the area. There seemed to be no explanation other than the lurking supernatural menace of the mythological being the Kuru Pira, whose home had been intruded upon. NMRA's was shocked and astonished to learn that just as in the Conan Doyle novel, many native people of Brazil seem to know about the Kuru Pira or the demon of the forest. Though according to folklore, descriptions vary. this mythological being is said to be somewhat human-like in appearance. It is known to play tricks on, attack, and even kill human beings, especially those who disrespect his home deep in the jungle. Sometimes, however, its description is something even more terrifying,
Starting point is 00:59:25 lurking, shapeless, formless, evil presence capable of causing people to drop dead. In general, Brazilian indigenous groups from the northern part of the country are terrified of the Kuru Pira. I will mention here also that Ben interchanges, when he's talking about the entity, he spells it with a C. When he's talking about the place,
Starting point is 00:59:48 he spells it with a K. So the phonetics of this are really important as well because this is how maps have been changed up and obisuscated as well. And we're going to see more about that. So just to know that when we're talking about the creature, it's spelled with a C, C-U-R-U-P-I-R-A, we're talking about the place, Chuck K in front of it instead of a C there, okay?
Starting point is 01:00:10 However, more interestingly, they seem to generally agree on a specific location where it resides. According to Jarzlov-Marz, this existence of the place has been verified and is undoubtedly real and evidenced by its presence on certain older maps of Brazil. However, strangely, it didn't appear on any. of the current maps in the 1970s and the time of his expedition. This was precisely the reason for his expedition in 1978, which was aimed at testing his hypothesis that this lost world was indeed a real place. So who was this Jarlove Marais? He was an acclaimed adventurer, international traveler, and author.
Starting point is 01:00:59 His insatiable curiosity and wanderlust led him to become a knowledgeable anthographer, and biologist during his travels. His most renowned academic contribution was the identification of the strongest carnivorous beetle in the world, the Manticora Imperator. Imperator. That's bored. Is that like the Manticor? Isn't that Harry Potter?
Starting point is 01:01:23 Is that Harry Potter? Mantikora Imperator, which he discovered and described in 1976. So that thing was discovered by Georgeslov Marais. in 1976, the Mentecora Imperator. That's a cool word, Imperator. Later in his career, Marais became a specialist in the Tiger Beetle family, discovering, identifying, and describing three additional unique species of beetles. Throughout his life, Marais was an avid international traveler visiting over 85 countries.
Starting point is 01:01:59 After graduating from the University of Economics in Prague with a degree in Frizzles, with a degree in foreign marketing, he worked for a time for CSA Czech Airlines, which provided him the opportunity to explore remote corners of the globe. That's pretty cool. You work for the airlines so you can fly around.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Oh, yeah. That'd be one of the biggest bonuses for doing that. It is funny, the older maps, when they talk about, oh, this was on this older map, but surprisingly, not on the new map. And, I mean, obviously you've got to ask why, especially if you have brains like ours, but there does seem to be
Starting point is 01:02:33 a lot of that that goes on where it looks wildly different and it could be obviously because there weren't you know the cartography back then wasn't as good but then you also look at surprisingly detailed and accurate maps from the same
Starting point is 01:02:49 time periods and you're like so did they get this totally wrong for some reason or something being hidden over here like the earlier maps of the North Pole doesn't look anything like what you'll see now yeah where to Hyperboia go It could have changed, but like the supposed lore around places like the North Pole looks so much different than what we see now.
Starting point is 01:03:13 It's just an ice shelf or ice sheet, whatever. Yeah. But you look at the older ones and they have the Axis Mundi there. They have the mountain. The black mountain. The black mountain. Yeah, with the four rivers going. And it was like a well-known thing.
Starting point is 01:03:28 And then now you look at it and it's like, that doesn't look anything the same. So what's going on there? Man, we should do a hyperborea. Let's do it because it's fun to say. I guess the explanation would be climate change. Oh, what a bunch of horse shit. You can't melt landmass. There's landmass there that you say is not.
Starting point is 01:03:44 And if it's climate change, it's covered with more ice. So you're covering it with more ice, but telling us it's getting hotter. Get fucked. The whole thing, get fucked. This is so silly. That's what they do. They roll something silly out in front of you and then offer you something else. AIDS was one of these.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Owen Benjamin used the example the other day. AIDS. They were scaring the shit out of everybody. and then they also at the same time put out a diet pill called AIDS. So they would say lose weight with AIDS. But it's this conflicting messaging, right? All this sexual shit everywhere, but then this obfuscation against sex.
Starting point is 01:04:14 It's this odd in your face, but don't do it. Think about it, don't think about it. So you're thinking about it. That's the problem. But you're like being shown it all the time. It's a fascinating thing. So, Jarzlov Marais, authored 22 books, many of which were focused on anthonyography.
Starting point is 01:04:30 which is map making, I believe, biology or travel-related topics. However, he did have a particular interest in cryptozoology. He wrote several books on the subject, including an encyclopedia of cryptozoology, mysterious animals from around the world. The Ben finally located the first of several passages that precisely described the location of Kuru Pira, the enigmatic Tabletop Mountain. The initial clue to its actual location lies in a section discussing the mythical creature that the mountain was supposedly named after the Kuru Pira, the terrifying humanoid demon of the forest. Now from the book, quote, although Kuru Pira is the ruler of the entire Amazon forest, the Indians have a specific and precisely determined dwelling place for him.
Starting point is 01:05:23 This location is situated on a steep mesa on the border between Brazil and Venezuela, separated from the surrounding forest by steep vertical escarpments that average about 200 meters in height. Can you imagine that? These are just vertical sheer cliffs. I'm going to show you a picture one here in a minute. On the Venezuelan side, the Ornico flows from here, while on the Brazilian side, the Catrimani, a tributary of the Rio Blanca,
Starting point is 01:05:53 along the mellow mappalao pakamiao and tutu toby rivers nailed it got them all in did it all drained the waters into the demi this is the domain of the menacing and mysterious forces hostile to humanity no one knows exactly or will explicitly state the nature of these forces but you couldn't convince any local tribesmen to venture here even if you offered him a substantial amount of gold. That's from the excerpt of Kuru Pura, published by Jarzlove-Marez. Here we gain some crucial information. Now, first, the location where the demon of the forest resides is precisely along the Venezuelan Brazilian border on a steep mesa. This location holds significant geological importance as it is believed to be the source of five rivers. Could it be a mere coincidence that a spot from which numerous major rivers initially originate is also thought to be the seat of power of a malevolent
Starting point is 01:07:00 force, the Kuru Pira. As Ben continued reading, he stumbled upon another passage that provided an even more precise location, one that anyone should be able to locate on a map. And according to the available maps, the Kirupuru Mountain has an exact location, irregular and torn in shape. The Sierra Kuru Pira with a sea roughly resembles a large figure 8 spanning approximately 180 kilometers in circumference. It's approximately 40 kilometers long with the width of 20 kilometers at its
Starting point is 01:07:37 widest point and 8 kilometers at its narrowest. The plateau stands at a little over 1,000 meters in altitude. The border between Brazil and Venezuela, Venezuela runs along its edge, and the Brazilian part also crosses the border between the Brazilian states of Amazonas and Romamia. On some maps, the entire plateau between the Tapipako and Pariming Mountains is collectively referred to as the Sierra Kuru Pira. However, the western part of the plateau is lower, easily accessible, and has no connection
Starting point is 01:08:16 to the Indian legends about the demon in the world. the forest. The true Kuru Pira emerges as an inaccessible fortress only in the easternmost part of this plateau. The nearest starting point for the journey to Kuru Pira is the mission settlement of Porto del Maloka, situated in the upper reaches of the Mapularu River, is approximately 25 kilometers as the crow flies from the eastern wall of the plateau. Now let me show you, Joe, a section here. We probably won't go much further into this, but I'm going to show you just a couple of things here. And you guys definitely check links out below. We still have so much more
Starting point is 01:08:57 to talk about. So honestly, definitely going to continue this on the Tuesday show because there's just so much to cover. All right, so this is the Porto del Maloka, and this is the origin point for the border between Brazil and Venezuela, but it's right here on Roamia and the Amazonias. So this border land right here, the Brazilian states of Romania and Amazonius on the Brazilian Venezuelan border right there. Looks like pretty much out in the middle of nowhere to me. Oh man, it's way out in the middle of nowhere. And this is what's interesting too, is that he's going to start getting into the
Starting point is 01:09:30 elevations here in a second. And that's why he said that it slopes off to the western side, but the eastern side is what has this sharp edge to it. These descriptions are what helped Ben locate this area. Because if you call it a tapui, then it's got a solid tabletop to it and then jets, cliffs on either side of it. That's the definition of it. And this is why there was some argument on whether it was a tupui at all. It seems to gradually ascend in elevation on one side and then just drop on the other. And so this description of it, and we'll get into it, if you're coming at it from a certain angle, you wouldn't describe it as one of these tippoies, because you can't see very far in either direction. You come up against this wall. You've seen hundreds of other,
Starting point is 01:10:08 you know, there are hundreds of these around that are confirmed to be this way. Why wouldn't you think that? And Ben goes over it, which is just awesome. So now, finally, a solid concrete reference point. Ben already knew that Kuru Pira was located on the border between Brazil and Venezuela. But now he also knew that part of it should lie between the Brazilian states of Amazonius and Romamia. With growing anticipation, he opened Google Earth and searched until he located the precise area, which intersects the border between Brazil and Venezuela. He also includes the states of Romamia and Amazon.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Zonius, he was hoping to see a vast plateau rising out of the jungle. Instead, what he found was something more captivating and perplexing. There is the map. He shows you on a map that you can see Porto del Maloka is situated in this area. He decided to measure it with a straight line extending eastward from Porto del Maloka precisely 25 kilometers, as indicated by the yellow line in the map. to locate the eastern wall of Kuru Pira, as explained, in Maure's book. At this point, a lower landmass appears to intersect with what appears to be a jagged, uneven cliff face protruding from the jungle,
Starting point is 01:11:26 whose area on the map appears to be darker than the terrain below it. One aspect of it, though it did not make sense. Upon zooming out, he expected to see the outlines of a Table Mountain or a mesa, which is what we've already talked about. Instead, just dense jungle and vegetation. Now, Ben's initial excitement hoping he had reached an easy, case-closed moment was quickly replaced by bewilderment. He was left scratching his head. Where is the plateau? This unmistakable shape of a tabletop mountain.
Starting point is 01:11:57 He was certain that he was missing something and decided to search the area to provide more answers. The area of Kuru Pira with various elevation points, and this is the part where it gets really interesting. So if we take the map in the book, again, guys, get the book linked down in the show description. We go from Porte de Del Malocca, and you go 25 miles, then you're going to reach the western edge of that thing. And whenever he did that, he found, again, that this is only 154 meters here. This is 188-505, but he has this 1,018 right here, but it's not one of these signature tabletop to Pui's. So he almost said
Starting point is 01:12:41 Fooey on the Tapui. So there's no like answer to why that that's like that? Geographically, it's just the way that the land works and this is part of the mystery that he had to unravel
Starting point is 01:12:56 because it was called a Tapui meaning that this should look a little bit more like this, like this isolated where it's got a real tall point but then it goes very flat around, very consistent elevation, 500 meters or so.
Starting point is 01:13:08 But these things jet up and then are surrounded on all sides at that height. If you think of Angel Falls or something like this, here you go. Here's a picture of it in the next chapter. So you have these straight vertical escarpments. And this turns out to be one of the challenges in the book, The Lost World as well. Conan Doyle, they had to climb up a stovepipe that's on the side of the thing. And it was this crazy adventure. Then they found a cave that led them out.
Starting point is 01:13:37 but again, caves exist in these areas as well. But if you're to come across one of these in the jungle, you've got to go up this vertical cliff face. And a lot of them kick back at the tip. See how they curl back like that? Yeah. This is very interesting feature, but if you were just to approach this from the side and see it,
Starting point is 01:13:55 you would just say, well, that's another one of those tipoies. If you walk all the way around one of these things, they're 100%, some of them are 100% like this all the way around. And unless you walked all the way around this thing, you would just hit this barrier and assume that you'd hit one of these deputies. So it turns out that geographically, it's misidentified, and so that was part of the challenge that Ben had to figure out and unravel. Right, again, misidentified or covered up.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Yep, exactly. The nuanced description of the terrain provided by Mares, as mentioned earlier in this chapter, seemed to align with the topographical information. However, at the point of approximately 25 kilometers to the east of Porto de Malca, there is a dramatically steep cliff with a high peak of approximately 1,018 meters. For you recall from the works, Marais said that the western part of Kuru Pira is lower and easily accessible and has nothing to do with the Indian legends about the demon in the forest.
Starting point is 01:14:59 And indeed, the two westernmost points on the map in the book here, are significantly lower at 505 and 582 meters, to be precise. Thus, the region that Marais believed to be the real Kuru Pira, according to the Waikilat indigenous folklore, rises like an inaccessible fortress, only in the easternmost part of this plateau. His description corresponds to the peak that been found of 1,018 meters shown on the topographical map.
Starting point is 01:15:30 It also perfectly matched the topographical indications of the Tapui's altitude, which according to Mares, is slightly over 1,000 meters. Furthermore, to the north, the ground gradually begins to recede again. Ben now felt more certain than ever that the area that had been identified in these modern maps must be the real location of Kuru Pira. And let's end it there. We're going to pick this up on the next show. So if you guys want to know more about this and you do,
Starting point is 01:16:01 we haven't even gotten to the mysterious creatures. There's all sorts of other stories in here and accounts. And the location and mapping and how he was able to discover this is fascinating. Because even in the book, it talks about that the compass is confused. The points on the compass are confused when they're talking about the map. And Ben was able to take that information, find a map, figure it out and turn it and make it align properly. It's these type of little things. This is a true investigative.
Starting point is 01:16:31 work. It's a true detective story, ironically inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle who wrote Sherlock Holmes, but it's not about Sherlock Holmes. It's about an adventure in the South American jungles. It's such a bizarre interaction going on here, but it's an amazing story. So we're going to continue it on Tuesday's show. You guys, stick around for the extension for sure, and then of course, sign up in the link down below so that you can join us for Plus, and you can finish things like this, because there is so much more to this story, man. So I'm very much looking. forward to kicking this over into the next plus show. So you guys join us for that. And yeah, we haven't even found out what you're going to talk about in the extension. Do you want to talk
Starting point is 01:17:09 about that? We just got it into this shit. No, yeah, I can't wait to hear more about this because yeah, you have a lot more to go with this. But coming up in plus, we're going to be going into the cellular cosmogony by Cyrus Teed. This is originally published in 1898. And it's very controversial. So I'm doing it in plus. But thanks to Mark for emailing in this. recommendation. I'd never heard of it. It's basically the idea that the Earth is a concave sphere. Oh, I love this one. Weird idea. The core idea is that the universe is a closed, finite, cellular structure, and humanity exists on the inner surface of that structure. So, it's not flat earth. It's not, it kind of goes, it's more like Hollow Earth, but not in the way you'd think. So I'm still trying to
Starting point is 01:17:59 wrap my head around it, but it's an old half book. So, so. I thought this would be fun to go into. Again, thank you, Mark, for sending that in. And yeah, stick around and Plus for that. Otherwise, we'll see you next week. That is right. We will see you next week and stick around for the extension. Thank you again for signing up for the Plus Plus Members.
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