Nightcap - Best of Food Talk Part 1: Ocho scared to eat SNAILS + Top 5 favorite Cereals!

Episode Date: July 13, 2025

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson share their funniest food moments on Nightcap, from Ocho’s snail scare to Unc’s wildest eats, plus their Top 5 cereals of all time. 6:12 - Ocho won’t eat Snails  21:34 - Craziest thing Unc/Ocho have eaten 34:25 - Top 5 favorite cereals    (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #Club  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Remember, nightcap doesn't happen without you. So please subscribe or you're going to make Ocho cry. Oh, check this out. Yes, sir. Philippians. Filipino. He's a Filipino. Yeah, Carlos Yolo.

Yeah, that my homeboy. First ever male Olympic gold medalist will get the bag after winning the gold medal in the floor. This is what he gets. He gets a lifetime of free colonoscopies once he turns 45. He's 24 right now, he don't really need it. He gets a fully furnished condo worth over $400,000. He gets a house. Yes, sir.

He gets 250,000 in cash. He gets an iPhone 16. Okay. He gets two free restaurant franchises, a lifetime of free Mac and cheese, Mac and chicken, ramen, and more various local from various local restaurants and free college tuition. Hey, where is he from again? The Philippines.

He's from the Philippines. Now you see, I think, you know, see, it's a little harder now. It would be a little harder for the U S to do this because we have so many, so many individuals that will win goal, you know, but that's what you call taking care of the athletes that represent your country and win gold. Yeah. Now that's, that's how you do it. Now I don't think, I think that, I mean, actually we can do it with the way we

help other countries as well, based on the money that we send them, we could do, we could do some for athletes a little bit more than 37,000 for sure. That's how you take care of your athletes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, like I said, I mean, it's a, it's, it's tough because the way 37,000, how you pay for training? Man, you're a trainer.

All that's going to your trainer. That's going to your masseuse. That going to you, your, your, your therapist and whatever else you got going on. By the time you look up, you got $1,200 left. $1,200, you taking out a loan to pay the rest of the people. Because hey, Ocho, they got trainers in LA

trying to charge $400 an hour. So if you charge it, so imagine one of the trainer that's working with you five, six days a week, two or three hours a day, how much is he charging? I could imagine. You get worked on basically two or three hours a day, how much is he charging? I could imagine. You get worked on basically two or three times a week. Right. How much is he charging?

The physio. Right. Think about the people that took their family out there. Think about the price, the hotels, to put your family up for three weeks. Think about the tickets that they had to get their families to sit in the stands and actually have good seats so you can enjoy the events.

Add that up for three weeks. All that is over $37,000. Maybe you get one because you know the Pro Bowl Ocho, they give you one ticket. You can bring one guest. Yes. Yeah. And they better be sleeping in the room with you because if you got another room, you paying for that one, Jack.

Yeah. And I know it's expensive. When I went, it was $2.50 a night. I don't know about it by I know it's expensive. And when I went, it was 250 a night. I don't know about it, by the time you started going, I don't know what it was, but when I was at the Ilana, it was 250 a night. Yeah, I can't remember. But think about what they did in Paris too,

just like they do with flights. When they know that a Venice coming up, what do companies do? They hike up the price. Yeah. They have the price. So who knows what hotel rooms cost? Who knows the transportation to get to them

from the stadium costs? Man, all that add up, man. All that add up. Oh yeah, you know, they gonna jack the prices up. It's gonna be higher than giraffe hoo-ha. So we already know what the price is. Tickets, food, hotels, everything. Trinkets.

We in fact, they're in Eaton. You got to eat. You got breakfast, lunch. You got to eat, you got breakfast, lunch, you got to have dinner. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah. I mean, hey, at least I want to treat myself,

especially if I win a medal. Yeah. I want to treat myself. Let me give me one of your nice croissants. I heard so much about them. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The croissants over there nice, man.

You know what I'm saying? You know, I go to one of those nice, fresh restaurant, baby. Subscribe to Gratty or something like that. You know what I'm saying? You know, I go to the one old nice, fresh restaurant, baby, get some scratchy or something like, you know what I'm saying, Ocho? Hey, you gotta drink your coffee and get a little tea with your pinky out. You gotta have your pinky out.

No, you gotta, yeah. Yeah, that little ass cup with my big ass hand, I'm gonna have my three or four fingers out. Oh, man. Maybe we talk some, maybe we have some escargot. You don't understand Ocho, we gotta try all that. Have who? Snails.

Who eating snail? That's a delicacy Ocho. Man, in what country do people eat escargot? Oh, but you wanna lick toes, everything that end with O's, you wanna do that, but you won't eat no escargot. Who in the world? Time out. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Let's come back down to earth, please. I'm from Dade County. I'm from Liberty City. I've never heard of no cargo. Who the hell eats cargo? No, not cargo. Cargo is like, where they put it.

Escargot. Okay. So yeah, but y'all hear chat. Y'all hear now. Now all of a sudden he don't have all of Liberty City, but from Liberty City's finest, he he'll lick anything to end with an O. So you that see, listen, you're not even living. You're not even living.

If you ain't sucked no toes, you ain't no ass, you ain't living. I'm just saying at some, at some point you have to evolve. You stuck in the A. S-cargo in with a T. With a who? A T. Cargo in with that S-A-R-G-O. No.

So they add a T on it. Yeah. I mean, so they just put, so just pretend. They just, they make it up. It's just like boot, it's just like boot, and they just put a Y on the end. And you eat that, so they just put them, they just put, so just pretend. They make it just like boot, just like boot and they just put a wire on the end and you eat that. So they just cargo to put tea on the end. You mean, but listen, but you took that. Now what you, what I'm eating is a delicacy. Now what you talk about that just nasty delicacy. Where don't nobody in Miami, don't nobody in Miami, how much is thatils. How much does this cargo cost?

Yeah, Ocho. How much it cost? Ask for the, or pull it up. Nobody eat no damn snails, like come on man. Yeah they do. Now maybe if you part of the royal family and you live this luxurious lifestyle and you go to five star restaurants, maybe then yes.

No. Ain't nobody out the city eat no S S, no, no, no S, S, S-car whatever the, nah, come on man. Uh-huh, it's a hundred bucks. A who? S-car go? How much? A hundred bucks.

How you telling me something is a hundred bucks, they put it in the restaurant where you can go outside and find it after it finish raining? That don't make no sense. Just like you told me you didn't want that spider to bite me. Go out there eat the wrong snail and see what happens. I bet you be cock-roasted in the morning. I'm not really. I'm sure they cook for you. Hands and feet over there. Nobody knows that. Nobody in the chat. I guarantee you nobody in our chat had no aspargo. I guarantee you that. Guarantee you. escargot. I said that Yet at just although just big just like caviar you don't think caviar the delicacy to now listen I know by caviar, you know, I know by caviar. I saw the movie Titanic in the movie Titanic

They had caviar at the table. Yeah, I know by caviar. I know about that. I ain't eating that either That name even from my palate. It's awesome. It's you know, it come from sturgeon. Who? It come from sturgeon. Where do you find sturgeon at? In the ocean. I think off the coast of Russia. What's off the coast of Russia? What ocean is off the coast of Russia? Shoot. The Red Sea? Red Sea? Yeah. Am I right?

Black Sea, Black Sturgeon. Yes. Man, listen man. And it's market price. A lot of it, sometimes it's like two, $300 ounce. See, you know what they do? They find stuff and they put their price on it. They tell you how important it is.

And then they mark the price that we paying for. It just like sneakers. It cost two dollars to make sneakers, and sneakers come over here and they say, $200. Well, go make your own. Go make your own then. I could, I can.

Go ahead and do it. Let's see how that work out for you. No, I ain't, no, because I don't think nobody's gonna support me. That, but Ocho, think about it. In a restaurant, when you pay $70 for a steak, how much have they actually paid for that steak? Hey, you know what?

That's a great question. I don't know. That's a great question. You do know, you know, when you go look at, when you go to Whole Foods or you go to the supermarket, Whole Foods. Now go to Publix and Win Dixie, man. Okay, next time you go to Win Dixie or Publix,

go look and see how much they pay for a steak that you pay $80 for. Well, now remember, the restaurant, they buy it and then book. So they pay even less than that. So just think about it. So even when the supermarket, when they buy it, they mark it up. Right.

So what you, so how do you think, huh? You go to Sam, you ever been to Sam Sam? I have been to Sam. Yeah, you have a card. I don't have a card anymore. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, I'm really fishing with it. I'm very efficient with it. So, but I'm just saying, Ocho, you know, that's how business work. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I understand that for the most part, but you have to, you also have to understand I'm not going nowhere where I'm buying a steak for $780 though.

I that's, that's not, that's not even if you buy fish, no matter what you buy, you're paying three times, four times what it costs for them to make it. How about that? So whatever you buy, okay. You buy pasta, you buy ramen, whatever you buy, when you pay $4, $5, $6 for that drink, it didn't cost that. I got a question for you I got one for you right now. Yeah, I love there's a Jamaican restaurant that I frequent very often Also Bahama Breeze Bahama Breeze. I wouldn't get the jerk chicken pasta from Bahama Breeze extra chicken, no asparagus Now there's a restaurant and Windwood called Duncan new that I love I get they jerk chicken pasta

so are you telling me that they buy their pasta in bulk and it's marked up? That's how restaurants make money. Yeah. If they sell, if I say, if everybody sold you something, what they paid for, why am I in business? Right, so you got to make a, see, you got to, you- So how much, the Bengals paid you,

the Bengals paid you X dollars. How, see, you got to, you know, how much the bingles paid you, the bingles paid you X dollars. How much you actually think they made off you? Oh yeah. Yeah. A lot, a lot, a lot. Yeah. I understand that part, but also in, in note, I do like the places I go to eat and dine at or, or, or wage friendly. It ain't, it ain't expensive. Like where I go, I ain't paying them more than $20. The restaurants, Ocho, the price is marked up go, I ain't paying them more than $20. Even wage-friendly restaurants, Ocho,

the price is marked up two, three times what they actually cost to make it. Right. That's how they stay in business. When people go out of business, why do they go out of business, Ocho? Shoot, ain't no customers. Even if you get customers,

yeah, long as you get customers, because you pay you charging three, four times what it costs. Right. So now I can make a I can I can make a profit. I just in business just to keep the lights on. I mean, I got to put a little something in my pocket. Oh, yeah. See, I'm glad I'm glad you're saying this. So, you know, fellas out there that's being tricked into taking these women to these nice fancy restaurants

and it's marked up, you're paying four, $500 a night. You see what they do? You see what they do? Not. Oh Joe, but here's the thing. The women, the mistake that women make, they're trying to trick the wrong guys. Go get a guy that got the money to be tricked.

You're trying to trick a guy that's making 50,000, you need to go try to trick a guy that's making 50,000, you need to go try to trick a guy that's making one to eight, 10, 12 million. But you can't because the one that's making one to eight, 12 million ain't finna talk to them anyway. But here, but the thing is, is that the guy that's making that money, he's trying to get the ones that's looking at the guy.

So he got to get tricked off. Yeah. See how that work, Ocho? Yeah, see, so that's bad for the middle-class man. Even swap ain't no swindle, Ocho. Well, you ain't never lie about that. If you use me for the pay, I'll use you for the day. We part, we good, Ocho.

You get what you, one hand sir or the other. Yes. Yeah. So that's all I'm saying, you know, I mean, you trying to trick, how you gonna trick a guy that ain't really, he ain't got nothing to be tricked off. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a lie. He a fool. If he got, you know, obviously most people have mortgages or rent or whatever the case may be, car bills, whatever the case may be. Responsibilities, yes. If you allow a woman to trick you off your money

and you ain't got it like that, you gotta have disposable income. Yeah. Nah. But you know, I saw, I saw something today. They said only 6% only 6% of Americans make over a hundred thousand. Only 6% of Americans make over a hundred thousand. But when I look at Instagram, when I look at Instagram, when I look at Twitter and the way people talk,

you would think everybody living that life. So somebody lying, either that stat and that percentage is wrong or everybody I had got some type of hustle I don't know about and they get into the bag. Cause everybody look rich, everybody talk rich. Somebody lying. Everybody on female look good too

don't they you got filters huh you filter the look they filter them pockets they go out and rent out a house they rent a jet they own they own they pretend they own vacation they right there in Santa Monica yeah right there in Miami it It's all a facade, man. I like it. I enjoy it. I enjoy looking at the aesthetics. And sometimes, you know what? I'm gonna be honest with you.

Sometimes I like to go to Instagrams, right? I go to Instagrams and I look at people's pages and I look at what they have on, what they're wearing. And I'm not pocket watching, but I'll add up, I'll add up knowing the prices of stuff. And I go through five pictures and I'd be like, well, God damn, now that's about God damn $80,000 right there. And I don't even know who, man, who is you?

You know, and just, you know, and I just go on about my day. Just think about it. It's a facade. It's not, that's not real life. It's not reality. It can fool a lot of people. Those aesthetics can fool a lot of people now. Right. Oh yeah, for sure. And that's, oh Joe, and that's what happens.

Right. You get people in debt. I mean, think about, I mean, just think about how much credit card debt. Yeah. You know, me, I've always, you know, Hey, I'm paying off at the end, whatever the case may be. I'm only going to spend what I could afford to get off of in a given month. I got my monthly allowance, what I could spend, I'm trying to stay below that so at the end of the year, if I choose to get me something, I can get me something. But man, if you look at Instagram, man, they had me calling my agent. Hey man, I need to renegotiate my contract.

Okay, no, don't believe it. It's all facade. And don't believe it at all. Yeah, I'm like, come on, man. Yeah, but they ain't doing it like that, old Joe. They ain't doing it like that. You know, I know better, man. I know better.

You know I know better. Well, even if they are, I ain't doing it like that. Trying to keep up with your ass. And I ain't doing it like that. Trying to impress you. I got what I got. I got a nice home. Water works. The air works. Yeah, I got a car.

You got a car in one of the two of the stalls. What I'm guilty. And that's OK, too. But I'm past that stage, Ocho. I've had a Ferrari, had a Bentley, had a Rolls Royce, had a 600 Benz, had a Range Rover and a Denali. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't get all that. In order to drive the Ferrari, I gotta drive two cars down the hill, walk back up the hill to get the the Ferrari to pull out. Yeah. Then I pulled the Ferrari back in. I got to go pull the Charles back up in the driveway. Right. Yeah.

Hey, listen, I did it. I did it. I did. I mean, listen, me and you both, I think we all have, we all have had that. I had that stage for maybe two years. I had that stage for maybe two years and I got to a point where I like, well, you know what? This is a waste.

This is, I'm not, not really a waste because you're supposed to enjoy your fruit of your labor. But what we do as athletes is we get caught up in the image. You get caught up in the, all right, I have to dress like this. All right, I gotta buy the jewelry. I gotta wear the jewelry. I gotta look a certain way.

I have to drive a certain car. But with anything, really the value is really set. It's within you. The bigger you can make your name, the less you need all the fucking accessories. I got to a point, I got about year four or five, well hell, I didn't need no damn Ferrari. Hell, I didn't need no goddamn Rolls Royce.

I didn't need all the extra shit at that point because I was Ocho. The visibility, no matter where I went, you knew who it was, so what's the point of that? I mean, nevermind. We all off Olympic topic, my bad. But the thing was Ocho is that when I saw Miami Vice, saw Crockett and Tubbs, and they driving Ferraris,

and they got Rolexes, and they talk about all this stuff, and you talking about a poor kid from rural South Georgia, I remember saying, when I saw that car. Oh, you gotta enjoy yourself, man. I'm gonna get that one. When I remember saying, I'm gonna get, when I saw that car. Yeah. Oh, you got to enjoy yourself, man. I'm gonna get that one. When I roll next, that was the first, I ain't nobody at that point in time, ain't nobody know nobody about the Patek,

and nobody about the Audemars, ain't nobody know about anything, no Vacheron, no, no Piaget, ain't nobody know nothing. The only thing you knew about was a Timex, a Seiko, a Bulliver and a Rolex. Yeah. Man, if you had a Rolex. Yeah. Seiko a bull of a and a Rolex. Yeah. If you had a Rolex. Yeah. Mm hmm. What? Yeah, especially back then. Oh, yeah, man. You had a Rolex. I already knew you. I got a Rolex. You won't be able to hit me an ass with a red

apple. You know, I'm talking about old big one. Big Yeah. Oh, no, man. I had to get me one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But but like you said, my financial guy, he was he was you? Yeah. And so, but like you said, my financial guy, he was talking to me, he said, Shannon, you work all these hours. Think about what you do. At some point in time, from September last year until May of this year, you was doing seven, eight shows on an easy week, up to 10.

For what? If you're not going to enjoy it, you do realize if you leave here, you did all that work and really ain't getting no enjoyment out of it. Right. It's okay. I'm not telling you to go try to buy an island or try to buy 15 cars, but enjoy yourself. Yes, sir. So, hey, so my brother to the dealership,

asked my sister what she wanted. My sister like, baby bro, I don't want nothing. Yeah. God give me everything. He said, y'all keep a roof over my head, my car good. She said, I don't want nothing. Yeah. My brother said, I don't want nothing. Yeah. My brother said, I do.

And see, you know the funny thing about it is, see, you got the right people around you. You got the people around you that got structure. You got the people around you that got discipline. Now the rest of my young folk, they got them entourages, that's gonna keep on bleeding you. They gonna bleed you. They gonna bleed you.

They gonna bleed you. No matter how much they pay you nowadays, I don't care what the numbers look like in today's NFL. Charges that's gonna keep on bleeding you they gonna bleed you they gonna bleed you they gonna bleed you no matter How much they pay you nowadays? I don't care what the numbers look like in today's NFL 87 90% of us still go broke. It hasn't changed. Yeah, the number is still staggering even though the money is different So what does that tell you our discipline hasn't changed? There's no structure or financial discipline at all still to this day our mindset, especially our people well hell the more you give me The better I be with it. No because the more they get you the more you're gonna spin Because guess what every time about yo man a a Charlotte your boy get some Subo ticket

I know they give them to you for free. She Huh? Yeah Yeah for free. Shit. Huh? Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I'm like, bro, what are you talking about? Free? Ain't nothing free but salvation. Until evangelists have found a way to charge for that. Yeah, and you talk about the NFL.

Think about the NFL, where they bottom dollar is money, but you think they gonna give us something free? The NFL is like the IRS. They receive checks. They'll be writing them. CBS, Fox, NBC, ESPN, Amazon. Yeah, they don't play. There you go. Yeah, they don't play. I'm gonna become a minister. Because they they're charging for prosperity. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta pay for the word now.

Hey, you got to pay for the word when it comes down to collection play the paper, I'm a player to collection rate around. I'm gonna say, you know, God don't like noise. You know, don't put up God don't like noise. Oh, he don't. After day, I know now normally, when I passed his plate around, y'all think y'all at the game, here come the waves. Y'all let the pain go through. Put some in there now. Yeah, I'm gonna have an ATM machine there too. Hey, it's for the building fund, for the windows.

Yeah, yeah. But you're right, Ocho. Escargot, Ocho, E-S-C-A-R-G-O-T, escargot. Yeah, I'm cool on that. I don't-G-O-T, escargot. Yeah, I'm cool on that. I ain't eating no snails. If I want some snails, I can go right outside and find one. Ocho, scientists have discovered

that cockroach's milk is four times more nutritious than cow's milk. This milk contains protein crystals rich in essential amino acid, energy dense nutrients, making it a potential food source. I never know. They lying. They lying. All my, I'll be like Mr. Gra- I'll be like Mr. Glass. Hey, they lying. Like Samuel Jackson, every time I take a step, it's break. I ain't drinking no cockroach milk. Answer me this, I'm, answer me this. How do the scientists know?

Who do they do the test on? Don't tell me about you ran the test on lab rats and compare lab rats drinking cockroach milk compared to the lab rats drinking regular milk and using that as your scientific study to say that cockroach milk is more better or is better in any way. Man, if you don't stop playing, stop playing with us, stop playing with us, man.

Ocho. It's 2025. Now all of a sudden, cockroach milk. Yeah. Roachy. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what, Ocho, we go get us a show. Unc and Ocho eat. First place we going, we going down south. I know this place, Bulldicking Unions, me and you. Now, you know what?

One thing about it, I try anything. I won't try to- I know you will. Will I eat a bull? That what I'm talking about? Damn. I do anything once. Nah, I ain't trying no cockroach milk.

Man, ain't nobody, come on, Un nobody. Come on, come on. What happened? Oh, wait, wait a minute. What happened if you were on the show? Fear Factor. Fear Factor. You ain't going to try it? Nope, I ain't going on Fear Factor. I mean, I remember Fear Factor.

There are some things that I could eat, like them raw stuff, but I ain't eating no cockroach. I ain't eating no cockroach. I ain't eating no bugs. Oh, now listen, now ants, chocolate covered ants is a delicacy in some countries. They have no chocolate, they have no chocolate, no, that's itch they was eating. That was just there in the bug, ah, hell nah. I'm just saying I've traveled to some countries

where frog legs, frog legs, Yeah, I've had frog legs. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Frog legs, pig tail, chicken feet, chicken necks. I've had all that. Mound oysters, hogs and cattle. Yeah. Yes. I've had turkey, turkey oysters.

You didn't know turkey had oysters, did it? Turkey? Turkey balls. There was this place outside of Greeley called Bruce's. And they was famous for mountain oysters. And they had them all. They had turkey, they had cow, they had hog. And you know, hey. Hold on, so you eat chitlins too, right?

No, hell no. Oh, here you go. So you eating frog legs, you eating all this stuff you naming, but you won't eat chitlins too, right? No, hell no. Oh, here you go. So you eating frog legs, you eating all this stuff you naming, but you won't eat chitlins? They stink too bad. What you mean? If you have someone that knows how to clean chitlins right,

there shouldn't be no problem with what you eating. That's a lie, chitlins stink. When they're clean correctly and cooked correctly, they do not smell. They do smell, and I don't want them. Now I eat them all, I eat them all. Hold on, so frog legs didn't stink? Pig feet don't stink?

Pig feet don't stink? No, oh, I mess with pig feet. I go to, I go to say, hey, we go to Costco and get that big old jar, right now I ain't go get them. Yeah, but I'm saying they stink though. They stink the same way chitlins think Chitlins. Oh my goodness. Hey At some point you're gonna have to evolve now we just talked about this at the top of the year

I'm evolving you said in 2025 you're gonna try new things First listen two things two things. I need you to write down for me. Okay, that you're gonna do before the year ends You're gonna try chillinlins and you go eat some ass. Oh no, okay. Give me the chitlins. Give me a plate of them. A five pound bucket. Give me a five pound bucket. Bad. You, you, you are the gas on that one. Give me the bucket of chitlins. Okay. Okay. Let's take one off the list. Chitlins and at least sucking toes. Missionary with crushed eyes.

Chitlins. Come on, you gotta live, man. I'm telling you, you're not gonna make it like this. You talking about getting married. Ain't nobody marry you at the Justice Center if you ain't sucking no toes. Ocho, you're gonna love this one, Ocho. I made sure I picked this especially for you. Hold on, hold on. Ocho, you're gonna love this one Ocho. I made sure I picked this especially for you.

Ocho, there's a woman, she got married. She's vegan. The wedding was all vegan. Take a look. sense that they have an all vegan after her family ordered pizzas instead of eating her $15,000 vegan wedding catering bride sharedide shared on Reddit that her and her now husband have been vegan for the past three years. So it only made sense that they have an all vegan wedding reception.

Wedding came around, everything was going according to plan until the bride noticed that her brother, Tom, was not in his assigned seat during the reception. 20 minutes later, Tom returned carrying 20 boxes of pizza with his cousins and distributed it to the guests, saying that it was real food. Oh, Joe. Hold on that guests saying that it was real food. Oh, hold on that.

Now, that's the bride for that's the bride for. If you're having a wedding and you're inviting people to a wedding, you have to appease the people at the wedding. If everybody at your wedding isn't vegan, you can't force me. You're vegan food, whether you pay fifteen thousand dollars for it, fifteen thousand dollars for it or not. And if you spent 15,000 on vegan food, you use a food. Excuse my language, I apologize.

I apologize to the couple. You don't spend no $15,000 on the food because you invite people, you send out the, you send out, what do you call it? You send out the invites, right? Invitations, yes. Invitations. You make calls and ask who eats vegan who is vegan and wants a plate of vegan food those who are not vegan

Yeah, listen your price you might have spent a thousand dollars if that's a case Yeah, because ain't nobody go eat that best with you and your husband That's the whole point only a select few people are going to be vegan that are coming to your wedding So how you gonna force everybody to eat something that they're not? That's not how you conduct yourself at a wedding. When you get married, you gotta appease your guests. What do you do for me?

I think the thing is, Houcho, you gotta have a look. I, don't start, I ain't finna tell you, I ain't been to one, I ain't never been to a wedding reception. So I couldn't tell you what to have. But you probably, you probably, see this is why we going before the justice of the peace. And that way we go there.

Time out, time out, time out. But if you get married, boy, I need a ceremony, boy. It is, that justice of the peace. I'm trying to catch the, what you call that thing they throw back? The bouquet. I'm trying to catch the bou, what you call that thing they throw back the bouquet. I'm trying to catch the bouquet I need to say listen, I know when you get married. I already know who it is. I know who is gonna be yeah I want to be there

No, I look first of all, I ain't spending that kind of money. Well, wait, wait a minute Wait a minute. You don't have to you can have a wedding for $10,000. I can have a wedding for, I can have a wedding for $2,75 to judge this other piece. But, listen, you need people who wanna see that. You got family, you got family. My brother, my sister, my mom, my kids, her brother, her sister, her mom, her, boom, boom.

15 people crowded in the courtroom. You forgot about the nightcap team. You forgot about the nightcap moder courtroom. You forgot about the nightcap team. You forgot about the nightcap moderators. You forgot about the thing of nightcap. All these people- I hold a zoom up, y'all can see it. On the phone? Yeah.

Nah, nah, I need something. If you go to the Jessica quarter piece, you just throw it in court. You throw the bouquet in court, and I'm gonna catch it in there. Well, I guess they throw something else. They throw a garter, what and I'm gonna catch it in there. Well, well I guess they throw something else they throw a garter what else they throw they throw something else. So they throw that's for the women ain't it? Well who throw the garter? Oh that's for the men. Yeah. Which one?

Oh no no no no no ain't nobody throwing nothing. What you mean? Ain't nobody throwing they can throw the bouquet you can't throw the bouquet it. They can throw the bouquet. You can't throw the bouquet in the courthouse? Yes, you can. If it's never been done before, you can do it. Hell, I couldn't celebrate when I was playing, but I still did it, didn't I? Listen, I'm gonna catch the bouquet and the guard. I'm catching both of them. Why you wanna catch them?? You already gonna be married.

Who? You. To who? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. I got an idea. Me too. I do too.

Yeah, but look, like I said, I don't- I guarantee, your idea wrong. Yeah, but look, like I said, I don't- I guarantee, your idea wrong. I don't know what the protocols are for wedding. I don't know if you try to like, you know, I mean, if you come to my wedding expecting seafood, ain't gonna be nothing there, cause I'm allergic to it. So if y'all come here, you think y'all eat lobster,

crab legs, scallop, shrimp, oysters. It ain't gonna, it ain't happening like that. Right. Now, y'all will have some barbecue. I like barbecue. We'll have some oxtails. You'll get messy. So, hey, babe, go ahead and take your dress off

cause we eat an ox tail. But let me tell you, let me tell you something. Let me tell you about my wedding. See, my wedding is going to be a melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities foods, OK? So whether you Haitian, you Latino, you Jamaican, you Bahamian, it's going to be a little bit of everything. Man, I ain't paying extra for all that.

Huh? I ain't paying extra for all that. Huh? I ain't paying extra for all that. No, no. You ain't got to pay for it. You ain't got to pay for it. I already got the caterers. I already got the caterers and they doing it. They're doing it out of love, out of love for me and Nightcap.

Okay. My wedding theme is the Nightcap wedding. And we're going to stream it live on nightcap. No. But $15,000 for all vegan food. That's ridiculous. I mean, come on, man. That's ridiculous.

I mean, you, first of all, you know your family. You know your family don't get down like that. You know your family don't get down like that, don't you? I know what my family, for the most part, I know what my family eat and what they won't eat. So why would I bring something that just me and my wife would eat? Right.

I already know, my kids not eating that, my sister, my mom, my brother, they not eating that, my homeboy not eating that. So now we spend 15,000 thousand whatever we spent for the food And it's going to ways you know what she spent she spent fifteen thousand dollars thinking about herself not nobody else They Not the guests I'm thinking about the guests I'm thinking about the people I Want to have a good time in my wedding there's a reason why I'm gonna about the guests. I'm thinking about the people. I want you to have a good time at my wedding.

There's a reason why I'm going to have a live band. There's a reason I'm going to have Kiki Wyatt singing. There's a reason I'm going to have Brian McKnight singing. There's a reason why I'm going to have, you know, I got another surprise. I don't want to tell nobody. There's a reason I'm having different dishes from different ethnicities and backgrounds at my wedding because I want everybody to enjoy themselves.

There's a reason why I'm gonna have a karaoke machine with a $5,000 prize, whoever sings the best song. Well, you need to have mountain oysters. I need you to have fried squirrel. I need you to have baked raccoon. I need you to have bull dicking onions. Who?

Bull dicking onions. I would need you to have Bulldicking Onions. Who? Bulldicking Onions. I need you to have some of that. Ox tails, pig tails, turkey necks, pig feet. Hey, listen, I'm gonna have three of those. I'm gonna have three of them country meals right now. I can't give them all, because you can't take up all the room. Chicken feet?

I'm gonna have a section for you, Don't worry about it. I got you. Chicken feet? I like chicken feet. I like chicken feet. Oh, that was funny. And then you're like, boo what? Y'all better wake up. Boo what? Boo dick and onions. Hey, that was funny. That was funny.

Okay, Ocho, now it's time. We got a segment for the first time we hadn't had in a while. Today's segment is prompted, is best cereal. The best cereal. Rough Draft, what'd I say? Rough Draft, Ocho, because we hadn't had this in a while, Ocho, Rough Draft is back.

We get five selections. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Today's best cereal, Ocho, you know, since you going through a little something right now, I'm gonna throw you a bone, I'm gonna let you go first.

You had to bring that up, man. What, what, what, what, what? My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, Ocho. Yeah, I'm just saying, man. I ain't even read, I ain't read the rule, Ocho, you right. I gotta read the you go first. You had to bring that up, man. What, what, what, what? My bad, my bad. I'm just saying, man. I ain't even read, I ain't read the rule, but you're right, I gotta read the rule, man. It's too soon. I'm an emotional wreck right now.

Don't do that. Cause then, and now listen, now when I start tearing up and I start crying and then the chat and everybody make fun of me and I become a meme, then you gonna wanna hit my line and be like, man, I apologize, you know? That wasn't right. Oh. Oh, oh, but what about what,

hey, you gave Michelle that word. You put that word in, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. Listen, that's a different situation. What you mean that's different? It's completely different. That's like a... You sound like Red on Friday.

It is though. When Smokey said, when D-Bow was choking me over there, you ain't do nothing. He said, that's different. That's a proud moment for you. Like for me, this is bad. Yeah, this is bad. You know what? All right. He's a free man. We ain't together no more. Don't tag us. Don't tag me and none of his shit. Well, damn, you could have text me that Nah, she say you blocked it

She said I don't know I just made that up Cuz you know you notorious blocking for a second I thought you was Jonathan Ogden or Willie Anderson all that blocking you I'm not combating the moment. I'm fit. I'm 56. I ain't got time for that man I'm not combating the moment. I'm I'm 56. I ain't got time for that man Okay. All right, oh Joe you get to go first. What's your first election? Listen, and I'm telling you right now I'm going to win this so my first selection I love a cereal that I grew up on and that I still eat to this day with bananas and I do let it get Soggy a little bit

I don't know how many people do that and I do pour the cereal before I pour the milk I like some of the the weirdos in the world. Frosted flakes. Okay I like frosted flakes I love frosted flakes. I'm gonna go uh dig them snack sugar snack. Hell no. Number two and I'm definitely winning this. Fruit loops. Okay I like fruit loops I like fruit loops. I'm going um apple jacks. Man you don't stand a chance. Chat y'all stay with me. I'm going to Apple Jacks. Man, you don't stand a chance. Chad, y'all stay with me. I'm going Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Okay, I like that.

You know what I'm going? I'm going Cinnamon Nut Cheerios. You lost again, man. I like Cheerios, man. But you're gonna lose this rough draft. Actually, you've already lost with my first three choices. My fourth choice is Cocoa Puffs. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry. My third, my fourth choice is Captain Crunch. That's what I meant to say. Yeah. I meant to say Honey Nut Cheerios, not Cinnamon Cheerios. Honey Nut, Honey, I meant to say Honey Nut. You already lost, either way. Honey Nut Cheerios.

Shit, I mean, we ain't eating up of those bland ass corn flakes, so. Man, I'm guessing, Ocho, I'm guessing. You know what, Ocho, I guess if I had to eat cereal, I hadn't had cereal in probably like 20 years, but if I had to eat cereal, my old ass with prostate issues, give me some cherries, give me some of my raisin bread.

Listen, listen, my luck has been bad the past two days, man. So I'm going with Lucky Charms. Yeah. Okay. And last but not least, it's an old faithful. I ate it every day for 27 years, oatmeal. It is a cereal. Jordan, would you tell Ash?

Oatmeal? Yeah. Quick, quick, quick. It's called a hot cereal. All right, dang it. You see, I hate when people- Quaker Oats? With ash. Hold on. Hey, let's not deflect from the fact

that you just lost Rough Draft, please. And I'm sure the chat can agree. Is oatmeal a cereal? Yes, oatmeal is a cereal. I mean, you can eat it cold you ain't never had cold oats overnight oats Oatmeal is a cereal and I lifted it on mine. Are oats considered a cereal? Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Ash is mad because I ain't picked no shredded wheat, them big ass bricks they put in. You can't put with two of them in a bowl. Yeah, you ain't ever seen the big old shredded, shredded wheat biscuits. They got spoon, they got the spoon size one. And

then they got the big ones. I know what you're talking about. And they fall apart, you buy it too. So Ocho went with Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, and Captain Crunch. I went with Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, and Captain Crunch. I went with Sugar Smacks, Apple Jacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Raisin Bran, and Oatmeal. You can see my last three is very reflective of my age.

Right, right, right. You can't just go. Oh. Oh, my God. Ocho, they say out, hey, what y'all want me to pick Wheaties? But I don't even see I bet I've been out in the loop. I put I put probably doughnuts or something in there. I can't remember last time I had Ocho eat cereal all the time. I hadn't had cereal in probably 20 years.

That's the problem. That's the problem. There's something that you need, some of the things you did as a child, you need to reinvent yourself and go back to it. I don't know what happened. Reinvent yourself and go back to it. And you feel good about yourself.

Nah, my, I remember sugar pops. Nah, my stomach, me and milk don't get alone. For real? Oh, no. You can't eat ice cream and stuff. I better have lactate. Hey, I always want to keep lactate with me. I got a little travel kit. I got antacid. I got lactate. I got all that stuff. Oh yeah. She's invited. Oh yeah. I got, I got an acid, I got lactate, I got all that stuff. Oh yeah. Cheese, if I eat it, oh yeah, I gotta have them two tablets. You can't eat cheese? Oh no. God dang. Oh, I can eat it. I can eat it.

But somebody gonna be in trouble, trouble. I don't mess with it, Ocho. Hey, I've heard people that obviously are lactose intolerant of can't eat dairy, but dog, cheese. Like, I drink coffee every day. So I have to have milk in there. Obviously I get whole milk.

Cheese, hell, I eat McDonald's. Obviously I eat now because I'm older now. I eat it in moderation. I know I talk about talk about all the time, but I eat it in moderation. I got to have cheese. Imagine if the two things that I love, I wasn't able to eat because I was lactose intolerant or cheese would disturb my stomach. Well, you ain't lactose intolerant. Hoo ha, you eat that booty.

So I mean, you good. I do what? You eat hoo ha and booty. What? Like you taking a shot of- Look at it, look at it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There, you crazy. You bringing that up and you know I'm in a situation right now. So like, what are we doing? God damn. So you wanna postpone the show for a week? We don't have to postpone the show, but don't say things that are a reflection a week. You don't have to postpone the show, but don't don't don't say things

that are a reflection of something that I don't have access to. I won't. OK, you want to you want to honorable mention. What's your honorable mention, sir? You get to honorable mention to honorable mentions. Hold on. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Did I say Cocoa Puffs? I'm a go Cocoa Puffs. OK, Cocoa Puffs. I'm gonna go Cocoa Puffs. Okay, Cocoa Puffs. I'm gonna go Rice Krispies.

Well then Fruit Loops. Well, did I say Fruit Loops already? Already, you already said Fruit Loops. You got Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms. All of them are mentioned as Cocoa Puffs, mine is Rice Krispies. And I said Lucky Charms as well, right? Yes, you got Lucky Charms with Honorable mention is Cocoa Puffs, mine is Rice Krispies. And I said Lucky Charms as well, right?

Yes, you got Lucky Charms with your fifth choice. You know what? Reese's Puffs. Who? Reese's Puffs. They make, Reese's make cereal? Come on, man, you not out the loop that much. I know you go to Publix, I know you go to Culver's.

But I don't go no damn cereal out. I know you go to Ralph's and I know you go to Vaughix. I know you go to But I don't go to I know you go to Ross and I know you go to Vons. Come on now. I don't go no cereal out. So listen, so I'm curious. When you have company over and it's breakfast time, you don't have no cereal she can make downstairs or nothing? They better eat eggs.

You gotta accommodate your guests, uncle. No. DoorDash, a delivery. And my last cereal, y'all know nothing about this. Cause y'all ain't from the hood, them King vitamins. What y'all know about King vitamins? Who? Yeah, if you didn't get that wick,

you don't know nothing about King vitamins. Wick, what's wick? Hey chat, y'all better inform what- You know wick is air freshener, right? Wick ain't no air freshener. Wick is air freshener, Uncle. HeyIC ain't no air freshener. WIC is air freshener, Unc. Hey, Chad. Chad, please tell Unc what WIC is.

WIC. It's air freshener. It's a government subsidized program, that's what it is. And they had a King, Bottom, and cereal. Man, y'all heard, talking about King, Bottom, and it was gross. bottom of cereal. Man, y'all heard about King bottom of rose. Daddy, look at him. Look at it right here. You got a box. That's your right there. Who don't buy here? Chat, y'all

don't buy here. Hey, who is that on the front? King bottom. Hey, he got a heavy tan. He white or black? He white. What? He got a heavy tan or something? He got a heavy tan. Man, I mean, I'm trying to... Man, y'all need me. Y'all wild for this one. Y'all don't know nobody. Y'all nobody can see, y'all pretend like y'all don't know about the guy that go King Bottom, but I don't. Y'all know about that $65 book? Y'all better stop playing. $65 book of what?

Food stamps. Oh, that's what- I think they got, they got, they used to have an EBG card. I mean, they got the card now like a credit card. But you know what? Hey, them people still have an EBG card. I mean, they got the card now like an E like a credit card. But you know what? Hey, them people still trade them off right there. Hey, $65 gets you $40 cash. No, they be selling them in Miami.

That's good business. Yeah, what you mean in Miami? They sell them everywhere. For real? Yeah, yeah. You get a $65 book of fool's stamp. I mean, some people get $200 a month. Hey, you trade that whole book, $65, get $40 cash.

Hey, that, hey, I had to take my glasses off right now. That's good business. That's good business. I don't know how to get into that type of business, but that's good business. No. Yeah, they're like, hey, the stamp. Hey, your stamp come today?

Yeah, I're like, hey, the stamp. Hey, your stamps come today? Yeah, I got mine. Hey, you can tell when the people got them stamps. Hey, go to the grocery store and see all that meat and them cards. What, wait a minute, hold on. Have you seen the prices in grocery stores now? You ain't getting as much as you used to get back in the day now.

Oh, they get more stamps now though. They get, I mean, I think some people might get about three, $400. Oh, so, more stamps down there. They get, I mean, I think some people might get about three, $400. Oh, so, okay. So how much, how much they put in a card is increased based on? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

According to how many kids you have. Oh, wait, wait a minute. Yeah. I'm eligible? No. You got no young ass. You said it it according to how many kids you have. Well, if that's the case. You should have thought about that then.

You can't think about it now. You make too much. Your ass go to jail. Hey, they put color people in jail for that. Yeah, they do. Hey, listen. Okay. Look, you understand.

I got, you know, I took out a PP loan four years ago. I heard they put out, you know, some of the people going. Man, somebody say, they come and get $2,000 a month and stand. Who, what? God! That's impossible. 2,000?

Yeah. They probably put an extra zero by accident. I don't know. Hey, the most I've ever, I mean, like when I was growing up, I think like $152,000 was the most I heard somebody get. But 2000? But when you think about it, think about that. That's gotta last you the entire month though, Ocho.

Oh, shoot. Yeah, my grocery bill, $2,000 a week. Hold on. 2000 and it gotta last you the whole month? So that forces you to be financially savvy. It forces you. Yeah. And you're supposed to only be able to get edible products.

So you're not supposed to be able to buy paper towels and things like that. Whole Foods accept EBT cards. Who? Whole Foods except EBT cards. Who? Whole Foods. Now you know Whole Foods. I ain't never been in Whole Foods, but I'm sure the price point on some of the stuff they selling there, you buy one, two items, you won't have no money left.

You ain't gonna tell me nothing. Whole paycheck. Yeah. I mean, y'all ain't lying. I got to look into that though. If getting the EBT card or WIC is based off the number of kids you have, there's no reason. I mean. $200 a month.

Right. I mean, $200 a month. But I mean, $2,000 a month, but you got to think about it Ocho, how big is a family? Cause man, kids can eat. Kids eat your ass out of the house. Most definitely, every time, every time. I mean, I get my kids for the summer and my cousin,

I'm like, they eat like, they eat like grown people. Kids eat like grown, I mean, I get my kids for the summer and my cousin, I'm like, they eat like, they eat like grown people. Kids eat like, I mean, you want the kid hit like the age, like 10, especially boys, they get 10 till they get 18. Them grown ass men, there ain't no kids. They kids and age, but they eat grown men portions. Yeah, that's crazy. And you know, kids, they be getting seconds. We ain't getting no seconds. Go to bed, get bread.

Not back then. You got one piece of, you got, you can get bread, so you get like two slices of bread, and you got, you got one, you got, okay, you got a short thigh, and a back, you got a drumstick, and a wing, but you ain't get no, you're not finna get no breast and no short thigh. Papa got the breast. Now that's what you got. You can get the back and maybe a short thigh or a back and a drumstick, but you wasn't getting two prime cuts of meat, not no chicken.

And you better, you better, hey, and you better get some bread. Fill you better, you better, hey, and you better get some bread. Fill you up, both of those. My grandma always say, boy, get some bread, stick to your ribs. Me to stick to my real better door. Yeah, that was my real better grader to me. But it was none of that. Who are the 25 greatest football players to grace the gridiron since the year 2000, introducing NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years? Join me, Greg Rosenthal and an all-star cast of media personalities including Mina Keim,

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