Nightcap - Best of Food Talk Part 2: Best Budget date spots + Teacher feeding students DOG TREATS?!

Episode Date: July 13, 2025

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson share their top budget-friendly dating spots and react to the shocking story of a teacher fired for giving students dog treats.   0:00 - To...p cookout mus-haves  9:45 - Spello-Cinco Special Segment   27:13 - Best budget friendly dating spot 34:41 - Teacher fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats    (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:44 We will take turns. You're first, Ocho's second, I'm last. And what we're doing, we're talking about cookout must haves. Things that if you're having a cookout, you got to have. Joe, no repeats. Joe, you up first. Cookout ribs.
Starting point is 00:02:03 All right, Joe got ribs. Ocho, Joe got ribs. Ocho, what you got? Chicken. Okay. I'm going hamburgers. All right, Joe, you up again. Bake beans. Okay, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Pay the salad. Nah. He he he he he he. What we have, whatever we put on it, whatever we put on it. whatever we put on it. I ain't gonna eat none of them, but we gonna have them glizzies. I ain't gonna eat none of one of them,
Starting point is 00:02:34 but we gonna have them glizzies, Joe. It's a cookout. Who's on? It's on you. Sodas. Okay. What kind of sodas? Man, I don't drink sodas, but you know, people gonna have them sodas there. All right, I'll show you up. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Somebody, you said baked beans already, huh? Yeah. You said potato salad. Damn, that's a good one. Oh, man. I don't have to treat you like the draft. You on the clock. You are past you. Dessert. I don't know what kind of dessert but we some kind of some kind of some kind of dessert. Yeah, you took out the whole thing. You are past you. Dessert. I don't know what kind of dessert, but we, some kind of, some kind of dessert.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah. You took care of the whole thing. You know what, don't you? I'm going to go something. How you going to have a cookout and you ain't got no ice? Oh, well, I ain't even, I ain't even mentioned. Well, ice is automatic. It's going to be there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It ain't no automatic. So guess what? Ribs are automatic.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Chicken is automatic. Hamburger, the Ribs are automatic. Chicken is automatic. Hamburger, the hot dogs are automatic since you said automatic. Joe, you up next. What was the last thing Osho said? Dessert? You know, cake. Hehehehehehe.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I'm gonna say, at a cookout, hey, watermelon. God damn it. That's a good one. That's a good one. Damn Joe. Yeah, man listen, hey look, I can't wait
Starting point is 00:04:11 for that watermelon to come on around. Who, matter of fact, who had a cookout around here, man? I got one, I got one, all y'all missing. Let me know when you're ready. What it? Music, the DJ. Okay. Got that one potato chips
Starting point is 00:04:29 well hell a Dixie plates and cups it was your turn is your turn look at him there you go you might want to go ahead and steal it, Joe. No, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Now you said out of turn, you can't go out of turn. Thompson, please. Come on, man, how you going? Come on, Joe. You gotta wait your turn, Joe. You talking out of turn.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Damn. Okay. Slow down, top boat. Okay, okay, let me know when you're ready. Can I go? I got something for you, since we had to cook out dominoes and playing cards. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Well, I don't know what cookout y'all going to. Who could bring the alcohol? Who bring an alcohol? You don't been to a cookout with no alcohol. Hell no. Hey, look here. Y'all let me go last. I got the hottest one.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I got the hottest one right here. Man, I'm killing y'all. Guess what? Your soda's hot. Hey, don't come here. Don't come here with no damn, hey, don't come here. Hey, hey man, can I borrow somebody? No, hell no.
Starting point is 00:05:44 I ain't gone. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey no damn, hey, don't come here. Hey, hey man, can I borrow somebody? No, hell no. I ain't gone. Hey, and guess what? I don't need to drink out no damn cup, Ocho. Guess what? I drank right out my cold can. Hold on, I literally might have y'all beat if you think about it.
Starting point is 00:06:00 No! Hamburgers, hot dogs, ice, potato chips, alcohol? Oh, man. Well, I got chicken. I got potato salad. What you gonna eat the potato salad? You had a potato salad in your hand? Man, y'all.
Starting point is 00:06:16 What you gonna put down? Only one person can pick cups and plate it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, cause guess what? I could eat my hamburgers, I could just say it. I'll just say it. Because guess what? I can get my hamburgers. I can just, hey, put it right there. I don't need glitters, but if I did, get put the glitters in my hand.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Put it right here, Hocho. We finished? Is it over yet? Yeah, it's over. I'm finished because ain't nobody say grill. So I'm trying to figure out who the hell, how we had to be cooking the food. Hey, ain't nobody brought no grill. Hey, we out again.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Hey, guess what? I guess I'll be eating potato chips and drinking alcohol. Hey, we definitely got a hood party. Ain't nobody got no grill. Damn. Go on now. Yeah, I got no grill. Hey, yo. Go on now. Yeah, I got y'all beat. That was a lot. Rims, baked beans, man, them cold ass ribs.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Rims and baked beans alone. You get that, it's a wrap. You good. Oh, Joe, I mean, Joe, hamburger's a hot dog. Come on, it ain't gonna be too. Hey, but you gotta realize, Joe. Come on, y'all act like we throwing a party for some five and 10-year-olds.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I remember the time there was a lot of cookout, ain't no for and have no ribs. You know, we just got out, got some money, and people would start slapping ribs on the grill. I got y'all beat simply because I got chicken and I got chicken and potato salad right? Then I had the dessert. Not only do I have the chicken potato salad. What dessert, Ocho, what dessert you having at the cookout?
Starting point is 00:07:53 What you talking about? Peach cobbler. Well, you, well, so somebody could have said banana pudding there. Hold on, hold on. Them baked beans with that turkey up in there. You mean, man, y'all ain't messing with that. That, them baked beans with that turkey up in there, you mean to say, man, y'all ain't messing with that. That, them ribs, man, please. And I got the Domino's in the space car,
Starting point is 00:08:09 and plus I got the music. Joe took out soda. Yeah. Y'all definitely not beat mine. Hey, I don't know what you got cups, what you drinking in the cup? I'm not even drinking no cups. I'm drinking a Czech soda, grape. He don't say, Joe got the soda.
Starting point is 00:08:26 You ain't got no soda. Now he said cups. He said cups and soda. Now you can't do cups and soda now. No, he got sodas with three and he got Dixie cups and plates cause you spoke out of turn. Y'all cheating.
Starting point is 00:08:44 You're cheating. Y'all cheating. You're cheating. Y'all cheating. It wasn't your turn. I got excited. Yeah, and you gave Joe one and you could have had it. You might have could have won with that one, don't you? I already won. One second, listen, DJ, music, Frankie Beverly and Maze,
Starting point is 00:09:05 before I let go, the first song we gonna play. One second, listen, DJ, music, Frankie Beverly and Maze, before I let go, the first song we gonna play. Man, you ain't got nothing to drink. You ain't got no soda. You ain't got no liquor. At least I get liquor, I get liquored up. You ain't got no, you ain't, man, please. You ain't, man. Ain't got no ice.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Chicken. I don't even know what you drinking. Chicken, potato salad. So wait, so let me ask you a question. Where you gonna put your chicken at? I cut most people bring their chicken, they gotta have it on ice. You ain't gotta, so your chicken already spoiled
Starting point is 00:09:34 before you got there. It's cooked, it's cooked. Who, you cook it before you get to the cookout? Yeah, they bring it. Everybody got something, everybody bring it, they own separate thing. Nah, Ocho, the only thing that you cook before is the potato salad and the baked beans.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Man, ain't nobody bring, nobody cook, that ain't the whole purpose of having to cook out. You don't bring no food, you don't bring no burgers and hot dogs and ribs and chicken already cooked. Man, listen, and y'all know them baked beans gonna be slapping, I'm telling you, with that turkey meat in there man with the real No, we won't make it
Starting point is 00:10:09 Ain't nothing gonna be cookers ain't nobody picked everybody Hey, well first of all, ain't nobody eat nothing cuz ain't nobody got no grill So we just gonna be hey man, look, we got a nice little cookout too. We got ribs, baked beans, sodas, watermelons. We got the cups. We got chicken, potato salad, dessert. We got music, got dominoes playing cards. We got hamburgers, glizzies, ice, potato chips and alcohol.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Man, who the hell forgot the grill? Man, I thought you was gonna break it, Joe. Damn. Oh Joe. It ain't miss, hey, it ain't miss but a couple things. What? A grill. Who the hell forgot the grill? Man, I thought you was gonna break it. Joe, damn! Oh, Joe! It ain't miss, eh, it ain't missin' but a couple things, boy. A grill! That's what we missin'. That's the most important thing.
Starting point is 00:10:54 A grill! Ain't nobody got no grill. Lord have mercy. I know who I'm not goin' on Family Feud with. Technically, I won. I have Burson. I know who I'm not going on Family Feud with. Yeah, one. Hey, name an item that you bring to the cookout. Ain't nobody gonna say no grill. Cause you already thinking that the grill is there.
Starting point is 00:11:16 You can't talk about bringing no grill. That's crazy. All right. Now it's time for favorite segment. Now it's time for Ocho Real or Reliable. It's time for Spello Cinco. Let me lock in and focus. ["Spello Cinco"]
Starting point is 00:11:36 Uh-oh, damn. Ocho, but guess what? We add a little wrinkle to Spello Cinco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need no wrinkle. You can call Joe for a lifeline. Joe can the word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need no wrinkle. You can call Joe for a lifeline. Joe can help you. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:50 A lifeline ain't gonna be about nothing. You hear me, huh? One word. He can only help you for one word. He can't help you on all of them. I don't need no help. This is me, this is what I do. All right, your first word
Starting point is 00:12:02 is an infection in one of both of your lungs caused by bacteria, virus, or fungus. It's called pneumonia. Pneumonia. Pneumonia. P-N-E-M-O-N-I-A. What? P-N-E-U-M-O-N-I-A, pneumonia.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Oh, come on, man. Come on, man. Hey, you might need to slow down a little bit. You getting a little excited when Uncle going to holler at these words. Hey, Joe, hey, listen, Joe, that's that Harvard education. I was only there for two semesters, but I'm very good when it comes to spelling.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I wanted to spelling be in 1987, Joe, 1987. Here we go. The next word is the ninth sign in the zodiac in astrology, Sagittarius, Sagittarius. S-A-G-A-T-A-R-I-O-S-A-G-A-T-A-R-I-O-S-A-G-A-T-A-R-I-O-S-A-G-A-T-A-R-I-O-S-A-G-A-T-A-T-A-R-I-O-S-A-G-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-R-I-O-U-S. And S-A-G-I-T-T-A-R-I-U-S. Sagittarius. Shit.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I, you know what? And for me, I don't know nothing about them signs. Only sign I know about is the dollar sign. And guess what? You know about this one. The wrong sign. How about this, Ocho? Chorophobia. Chor-ra-phobia. It's the fear of clowns. Chor-ra-phobia?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Chor-ra-phobia. Now, I'm not sure if you know about this, Ocho. Chor-ra-phobia. call raw phobia is the fear of clowns call the phobia chorophobia now I'm now you're confusing me in the way you're saying it call call call like okay thank you I'm glad you're not saying that is correct I'm asking you like cause correct what you're saying call correct Coraphobia CUL Mm-hmm Ro Phobia
Starting point is 00:14:15 Co Ul ro ph obi I tell you that's not what I just said, Unc It's not Well, what I miss one letter. O B I A. I tell you that's not what I just said, uncle. It's not. No. What I I missed one letter, right? You missed a U. Oh, come on,
Starting point is 00:14:40 man. Damn. Joe, I'm right there, Joe. I'm right down. I'm on. Hey, I got a, I'm not getting no more Rome. I'm ready. You're going to get the next one. I already know. See, you can't even say, Oh, you can't give me no word. You got, Hey, I need you got, I need pronunciation. That I'm gonna take you out. No, let's give him one. Let's give, we gonna give you,
Starting point is 00:15:10 we gonna give you something that we know you gonna be able to spell. Right, right, right. Cause right now you should be able to. Hold on, hold on, listen, the last three, I've been right there except one letter. Ain't like I'm just getting like hella wrong now. You ain't, you right.
Starting point is 00:15:35 We'll give you word that you can solve, that you can spell because uh, because uh, we don't want you to go over. I ain't gonna go over. This is what I do now. I ain't gonna go over now. You know, I'm gonna get the last two. Okay Ojo. It's the art of putting off.
Starting point is 00:16:01 It's called procrastinating. Oh, come on. P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-E. Procrastinate. I said procrastinating. P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-N-G. Procrastinating. Come on. Take the E off and P R O C R A S T I N A T I N G. Procrastinating. Come on. Take the E off and put I N G. Come on now, give me my word. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You could, I'm saying you could have called Joe. Hey, phone a friend. I spelled it right. How about this right, Ocho? Sometimes I think you're, Ocho, you spelling these words, sometimes I think you're dyslexic. Dyslexia.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Oh shit. Dyslexia. Hey, this, hold on. Dyslexia. Dyslexia. All right, I know it's probably going in with XIA, huh? This your last word. Oh, oh, this is easy.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Because what's the name? Funny Margo tried to try to say it, right? And of course, yeah. D.Y. D.Y.S. Lexia, because I used to date a girl named Lexia, right? But I know dyslexia is not D.I. It starts D.Y. S. Lexiaia L-E-X-I-A because I used to date a girl named Lexia. That's correct. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah E-X-I-A. Hey I wonder what Lexia had man all these years. One? Ocho you were one, you were one.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Wait a minute, I got procrastinate. What are you talking about? Hey, hey, you ain't going over though, bro. At least you ain't going over. All right, now it's time for Dunk on Unc. Okay, here we go, here we go. Let me get it. Hey, hey, hey, Joe, he gonna get all of you.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Hold on, we gotta get the graphics up, Ocho. Can't come away of you. Hold on, we gotta get the graphics up, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry about it, Joe, your segment coming. It's gonna be called a cup of Joe. Cup of Joe. All right, chat. All right, Joe. All right, Uncle Joe. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Joe, you should know some of these jokes. Yeah, chat, do me a favor, chat. Please don't put the answer in there. Please don't put the answer in the chat because I think Uncle will use his eyes and visibility to use that to find the answer. Uncle, here we go. My computer's not even on.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Okay, here we go. You ready? Yep. In the 2000s, which NBA team won a title where none of their players averaged more than 20 points per game? In the 2000s, which NBA team won a title where none of their players averaged
Starting point is 00:18:59 more than 20 points per game? Wow. Yeah, wow is right. I was at two of these games. Okay, so. Yeah, yeah. What you looking at down now? Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Yo, you know this one? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to say Detroit. Motherfucker. Damn. That's who I'm going with. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Yeah. You got that one. Do I give it to you? You know, you got to be logged on. Hey, Joe, you see I get logged on Joe, www.e-mail.com. I'm logged on. That was a good one. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:19:50 That was a good one. That was a good one. Okay. You ain't gonna get this one though. Which NBA player became the first to win finals MVP without averaging 20 points per game? The first one to do it? First one, wait, which player became the first, yes,
Starting point is 00:20:06 to win it, to win it, finals MVP, without averaging 20 points per game? I would say Kuala Lumpur. That is absolutely wrong, I told you. Huh, too big for your bridges. His name is Clyde, the glide Drexler. Clyde didn't win finals, MVP. He didn't win finals MVP.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Elijah won both of them and Portland didn't win. How you gonna tell me? Ask who is it? I would say it was, is it Iguodala? No, Iguodala won after after Kawhi. Without averaging 20 points. So it wasn't Clyde Drexler. No.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Who was the finals MVP? Who was the first finals MVP to win without averaging 20 points? I think it's Kawhi. No. In 2014. Iguodala was 2015. Wes Unsell. What? It would dollar was a dollar was with 2015. West Unsel. What? With the average.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah, the first the first the finals MVP didn't happen until 69. And that was that was the year that Jerry West wanted on the losing squad. And then 70 the Knicks won. So Russell never won the finals MVP because by the time he was he was done. So are you saying damn what? Wes Unsell won it in 1979. He averaged nine points a game. He must have averaged 20 rebounds. What year was that?
Starting point is 00:21:50 78. 78 because Seattle won it in 79. Hell nah. Hold on. Okay, here we go. You ready? Yep. Who was the first player in NBA history to record a quadruple double in a finals game?
Starting point is 00:22:13 In a finals game? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Quadruple. Yeah. Yo, you should know that. Nate Thurman. Who? Nate Thurman. That is absolutely wrong.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Can I tell you why it's wrong? Why? Because no one has done it. Ocho, you can't ask questions like that. You gotta ask a question that somebody, what you got going on, man? Thank you. You see, he want to win so bad, Joe, he result in cheating. I'm cheating. Yeah, I asked you a question, I asked you a question that somebody. What you got going on man? Thank you. You see, he want to win so bad Joe,
Starting point is 00:22:45 he result in cheating. I'm cheating. I asked you a question. I asked you a question. Because you said who didn't. Okay, and you're supposed to say nobody. Man, come on man. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:22:58 In the 1970s, in game six, the 19th and 14th, they beat out 19-14-14. Uh-uh. In the 1974 NBA finals in game six, Nate Thurman. Give me the stats Ash, 22 points, 14 rebounds, 13 assists, 12 blocks. Give me me! Give me me!
Starting point is 00:23:20 How you gonna say, get you when she gave you the answer? I just, Joe, who did I say average? Nate Thurman, but you- I said Nate Thurman. Stop playing on Joe. I said, in the finals? In the finals, 1974, Nate Thurman did it. He was the first to do a quadruple double.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Y'all over there cheating me. Where y'all getting these questions from? Hey, y'all over there cheating me. Where the hell did you get this question from? Hey, y'all over there cheating me, man. Okay. Hey, if I unplug this, it'll cut this. Don't do that. Okay. Hey.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Well, I want him to see I ain't even got my chat on. Hey, Uncle. Hold on, Jordan finished show you the computer to let you know ain't no help here. I keep telling you old joke. Somebody giving you answers back there. Ain't nobody give me no, I don't need nobody to give me the answers.
Starting point is 00:24:08 God gave them to me. Are you ready? You ready? You ready for the next question? Yeah, I'm ready. Who won the NBA finals MVP in 1988? 1988. 1988. Imagine going in 80, 82.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Don't try to type down on your phone now. 87. It's out of what? It's out of. No, I can't say out of what you got to give me one answer. Ain't out of nobody. Who was it? Joe, you know this one Joe? Big game James Worthy. Hell no. You cheating man. Hell no. As a matter of fact, he had a triple double in the final game. Boop, there it is. He he he. And just for good measures,
Starting point is 00:25:09 Kareem wanted an 87. And then Magic wanted an 80, 82, and 85. McGunn, carry on. Hey, what you got below you? You got your phone on you, man. What your phone at? Hold on. I know something about some hoos now now I'm long down.
Starting point is 00:25:27 All right. Who holds the record for the most rebounds in a single NBA finals game? Oh bill Russell. What do you have, don't you? What do you have? They briefed him on this shit further. Ain't no briefing. Oh, they don't brief it.
Starting point is 00:25:53 What do you have, about 32 rebounds? Because first of all, Ash don't even have the questions, So she can't brief me on nothing. And her, Erin has, that's you and Erin. And her greatest joy is when you stump me. Nah, okay. Last one, last one, man. Somebody cheated, man. Who has had the most steals in NBA final series? Ooh, that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:26:21 The most steals. She had the best handles too. Huh? This person not only, I mean, steals, but that boy got handles like crazy, crazy work. Okay. In the NBA finals. Joe, who you thinking, Joe?
Starting point is 00:26:59 NBA final steals. Stop that. No. final steals. Stopped it. No. That wasn't it, Ocho? Ocho done blacked out. Oh man, here you go. Can you hear me? We can hear you.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah, we can hear you, we just can't see you. Hold on, hold on. But the answer is Isaiah Thomas. Whoa, whoa, you didn't even. I don't think I'm gonna get this one though. Hold on, let me, let me, I'm gonna put my camera in another outlet, hold on. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Okay. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Now you have no 20, no NBA finals game. 20 steals? Yeah, yeah. I was at that game when I said he had 20 steals. Ain't nobody had no 20 steals. How you gonna tell me? Ocho. Series, oh series. Okay, my bad. Oh, see there you go.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Ocho done. Oh, you still didn't get it right. But Ocho, you said in a finals game. Finals game, finals series, you still got it wrong. No, I didn't say you didn't give me a chance. You blurted out the answer. It was for the series. I get to phone a friend just like you got to phone one.
Starting point is 00:28:38 You don't get to phone no friend. This your sport. You know basketball. You went to Harvard for two sabbaticals. But it got thrown out. I won. Nah, you cheated, man. Top fast food restaurant
Starting point is 00:28:55 where men take women on the first date. Datingnews.com surveyed 3,000 American singles, getting them to dish on their favorite budget friendly dating spot. The number one answer was Chick-fil-A, with 16% of the daters choosing the chicken joint as their go-to fast food date spot. Second place option on the first date,
Starting point is 00:29:19 simple ice cream treat, Dairy Queen. Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive-In and Pizza Hut. I rock with Pizza Hut, cause I love some Pizza Hut. I ain't gonna lie, my sister and we used to go, I think it was Tuesday night, they have Buffet style, all you can eat pizza
Starting point is 00:29:37 was like $5. So my sister would take my brother out there. Oh Joe, what you think about that? Chick-fil-A is the number one spot for budgetary friendly dating spots. Chick-fil-A was 16%, second place option was Dairy Queen, Ice Cream. I love Dairy Queen, that's all we had in my hometown.
Starting point is 00:29:54 And third was a tie between Sonic and Pizza Hut. I've never been to Sonic, but hey, Rob Smirfootz, he loves Sonic. He loved, they got like, they got like Slurpees or something. Don't they got something like a Slurpee like Ice? Okay, yeah, he loves something. He love, they got them like, they got like slurpees or something. Don't they got something like a slurpee like ice? Okay, yeah, okay, okay. You know what, I like it, I like it. Chick-fil-A, to me, I consider a new trend.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Everyone loves it. If you, no matter where you live, you can go to Chick-fil-A, no matter where you go. Slush is not slurpees. Hey, the- Ash, get off my computer, stop writing. Hey, the line is always around the corner at Chick-fil-A. Always around the corner, so I understand that people like. They got great service though, man.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, they have good service. Boy, they get you up out of there, don't they? Yeah, really good. They have them lines, they have them people outside with the walking tongue is on, how about I help you? Put your card in here. Poof. And they get, hey, Ocho, boy, hey, when I get fries hot. people outside with the walker talking alone how about help you put your car in here boy hey when i get fries hot listen when it comes to when it comes when it yeah when it comes to customer service they they are elite i've never been i could be honest i've never been to chick
Starting point is 00:30:59 flay but i've heard the stories my my kids go to chick flay they told me i see the commercials i see the funny videos on instagrams and tikttok sometime. So I understand I understand why they're probably number one for me For me, you you know how my routine has always been On first dates, you know throughout my tenure in my years of of my hand at dating. I always go to McDonald's I always go to McDonald's and I normally order number seven for. For those of you that eat McDonald's in the chat, the number seven is two cheeseburger meal. And I just get that. I don't even order her nothing else because we already got two
Starting point is 00:31:34 cheeseburgers. So we both split a cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get two straws. We could drink from it. We could drink. I ain't drinking behind no bottle, no first date. Boy, you lost all your mind. We ain't drinking, we could drink. Ah, nah, I ain't drinking behind no bottle, no first date, boy. You lost all your mind. We ain't drinking from no same cup, no.
Starting point is 00:31:49 That's romantic, that's romantic. Boy, this ain't no Lady and the Tramp. That's what I'm finna say, like Lady and the Tramp, the spaghetti, you know? You both put the- No, no. Big Ian Bigo, no. See, Unc, you not living, man. You not living. You gotta do, that's exciting.
Starting point is 00:32:08 And then listen, when you take them, right, you go to McDonald's, right? Boom. Then you take them to the Executive Palace. Not only the people in the chat. Only, yeah, listen, you got, when you find you a new one, when you go to Miami,
Starting point is 00:32:21 take it to the Executive Palace. Room's ain't number $30. Man, I wish I wasn't there on the $30. They got Jacuzzis on, they got Jacuzzis, they got the strobe lighting there, they got the strobe apparel. And you probably have condoms floating on the water. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:32:33 No, no, no, no, they clean very well now. They clean very well. No, that's what I do on my first dates. Because listen, I can already do the five-star restaurants. I can already do the nice five-star hotels. We know I can do that. I got money, uh? I'm rich, but I wanna know,
Starting point is 00:32:52 can you enjoy yourself at the lesser things in life, the things that I can't go, the places I used to go? I know I can do the all the good stuff. I can't be enjoying myself if I'm looking around like this. You're like, damn, what's about to come up from under this bed? Oh, what? Nah, nah, if they can't if they listen if they can't appreciate if they can't appreciate I'm talking about me I ain't talking about them okay okay okay my bad okay my bad but I really think I really think you know not only in saving money but the two the two straws you know that the splitting the cheeseburgers that's romantic
Starting point is 00:33:25 man women never forget that. I don't want a damn cheeseburger on no first date. All right man oh okay at least try at least try the executive palace in Miami. But I do like the Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A hook it up they come in there I want to go to the one store in Atlanta just like Mr. Sharp um what would you like I, I like to get the number one with no pickle, large waffle fried lemonade. Like any sauces, ketchup? Nope. Mr. Sharp, this one's on me.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Ain't it not? Yeah, I like that, I like that. Simple. I like that. Lot of other places, they be, you know, half of you buy ketchup. Bro, I got 40 nuggets. You give me two sauces.
Starting point is 00:34:08 So what I'm supposed to do? What's the other sauce, spit? Bro, what y'all holding up to the sauce for? Can I get an extra napkin? Nigga, you want napkin, Ocho? Damn. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it.
Starting point is 00:34:25 But y'all see Chick-fil-A, Dairy Queen, I wish to love Dairy Queen cause that was all we had in our hometown in Sonic Drive and the Pizza Hut. You know what, Ocho? I might do that. And you know, I'm gonna get me a pickup truck with that Benz seat.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Let my girl sit in front of me so I can be driving with my arm like this. Right. But listen to me, if you got that pickup truck, this would be perfect though. Check it out. Yeah. In Miami, you got the truck. Man, ain't nobody driving no damn pickup truck in Miami, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:34:55 You can rent one. Oh Lord. You got this. You got to take a date, listen to me. You got to take it to the executive palace. Get the room. You could pull in the room, it got a garage. It got a garage.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Boom, you pull in, you get the key, you get the key, pull in the garage, boom, let the garage down. You walk upstairs, the lights, everything, the room gonna be set. The jacuzzi gonna be warm already. The strobe light gonna be gone. She could put on a show for you because they got a strip-up hole in there.
Starting point is 00:35:23 You hear me? For the strip-up hole in there. You hear me? Yeah. For the strip up hole in there. Y'all go to Chick-fil-A, get your little food, hit the room. Boom. After y'all do what y'all do, you know, you shade the covers
Starting point is 00:35:32 and you can hit the Hard Rock Casino. No. Y'all go gamble a little bit. I don't like to have nothing in my stomach because you know them sparks work better when you got to empty your stomach because that blood go whop whop whop whop. Hey, speaking of them sparks,
Starting point is 00:35:44 I don't mean to be rude, I know we got company watching. Boy, I need a couple of them things. I got you, say no more. Yeah, I need a couple. You know what I'm saying? I don't like to eat, I don't like to drink. Cause I don't like to, see, you drink too much,
Starting point is 00:35:57 I ain't gonna mess up no good dick pissing. This ain't gonna be, I'm gonna get you, you getting all this. You ain't finna mess this old good wood up. Oh no, you get all this, all of it. So I just ate, empty stomach, blood, I ain't had nothing to my sister for like five, about four, five hours.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Right, right, right, right. I'm gonna go down there. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Oh, shapey knowin' all the treats. Ocho, a Mississippi teacher was fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats, mistaken for beef jerky.
Starting point is 00:36:28 At least eight children in Calhoun City High School took some of the treats. The district alerted the affected children's parents of the situation. At least one child was taken to the doctor with a stomach ache. The incident reported transpired during what was intended as a birthday celebration for a few students. The local outlet continued.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Hey, did he do that on purpose or did he mistakenly? I'm curious now. I mean some of the dog food do be looking like some of the dog food to be looking like real food for real. Yeah,, I eat beef jerky. I already know, I eat beef jerky, slim jams, pork rinds, pork skins, I do all that. But I'm curious, how do you confuse the dog treats for the beef jerky? Unless it's something that you don't frequently eat.
Starting point is 00:37:19 If it's something that you don't frequently eat, I can see where you make that mistake. They had to be like small kids. I'm thinking they're small kids, right? Yeah, gotta be. They ain't know no better. Yeah. And you know, you think the teacher deserve to be fired
Starting point is 00:37:34 if it was an accident? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You know, that's a fireball offense. That's a fireball offense because the parents are going to be highly upset and they're gonna ask for your job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:48 They're gonna ask for your job. You have to know better, especially in that situation. As a teacher, you have to know what you're feeding your kids. You got to because your responsibility. I didn't know what I'm feeding my dogs. I eat my dog food. I try. I try my dog food.
Starting point is 00:38:01 For real? Yeah. Damn. You know what, I mean, with some of the things you eat based on where you from, that ain't even too far fetched. You really playing? Yeah, no, I tried, I always try everything.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Okay, okay, okay, yeah. I mean, listen, you eat raccoon and so I, you, I mean. You eating worse, Ocho. Name one thing I eaten worse, outside of McDonough. Cheeks. Cheeks, and I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking you eat worse. Oh, Joe name one thing I even worse outside of me. Cheeks, cheeks. And I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking about booty cheeks. Can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah, they say something every day like chicken. Every how many how many people what it tastes like chicken? Who oh, it's a like you it depend now if she's not if she don't take a shower is a little tart, but you can get you can get by that you can get by that, you know, just swirl swirling your tongue around for about about one minute, you know, but if you take a shower, then it's like, uh, it's a little fruity, especially depending on what kind of, yeah, depending on what kind of dove soap she used. Hey, I'm telling you, hey, young in 2025, you gotta start eating ass. We, you need to evolve. You need to, it's like technology,
Starting point is 00:39:04 you know, you, but that's the, but I don't get, it's like technology, you know? You use- Whoa, but that's what I don't get. That's what I don't get. Y'all talking about, oh, dog at the table. And women, y'all notorious. Yeah. Got that much tongue in the man booty. And y'all talking about my dog at the table.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Guys, y'all talking crazy. I ain't saying about- It's the same thing. Y'all making toes, elbows, booty. Yeah, yeah. All that. Oh, wait on. And y'all talking about my dog at the table? Hold on, there's toes, elbows, booty. Yeah, yeah. All that. Oh, wait. Y'all talking about my dog at the table?
Starting point is 00:39:27 Hold on. There's one more area. There's one more area you got to lick now. Get you some ice, right? Get you some crushed ice. Get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the back of a kneecap. Huh? See, that's a sensitive area.
Starting point is 00:39:40 That area is really never, ever touched. Now, this is what you do now. You hear me? You start from the top. Huh? From the hoo-ha. You start from the hoo-ha. You go. Now this what you do now, you hear me? You start from the top, huh? From the hoo-ha, you start from the hoo-ha. You go this. Ha ha ha, okay, all right. New episode of Lincoln Lawyers on.
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