Nightcap - Best of NFL News Part 2: Bills new stadium WOES + Browns QB1 Latest + Stephen Jones THROWS SHOTS
Episode Date: August 13, 2026Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson bring you the Best of NFL News on Nightcap! The crew discuss Jaxson Dart's slide sparking conversation around the league, why Georg...e Pickens deserves to get paid, and Todd Monken's heated exchange with a reporter. Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Bills address New Stadium concerns after debut9:43 - Jaxson Dart sliding?18:56 - Browns QB1 latest27:58 - CeeDee Lamb wants George Pickens to get paid46:16 - Stephen Jones SHOTS fired (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Those are addressing the feedback after their $2.2 billion stadium debut.
A record crowd attended Saturday in Scrimmage, but obstructed seats.
Small video boards quickly became the focus of the conversation.
The president's team said in the statement, Saturday's practice was a great opportunity to test the new stadium.
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League sources told front office board that the bills have in fact heard from some of their personal seats.
license holders regarding
sightline related
issues. Again, we're going
to throw this to Ocho because Ocho said there's so many
people who are trying to make the team look bad.
Ocho? I'm still waiting
to see the proof. We've seen it yesterday.
Man,
I'm still
Joe.
The bills,
the league source,
League told
front office sports that the
bills have in fact heard from
some of their personal seat license holders
regarding sightline related issues,
which was what we tried to show left yesterday.
Ocho said the seat probably wasn't even seats up there.
No, I said it was the stairs
because I see the railing right there.
I ain't never seen the railing right there.
I'm like, hey, shoot, ain't my goddamn stadium?
That's on them.
You know, y'all are y'all stadium,
I hope with 20,000 people, Ocho.
You didn't get no more great season.
Hey, you ever been to the jungle
doing a Monday night, Thursday night, Sunday night game?
It's like that.
Boy, there ain't, ain't no better environment, boy.
Ain't no better environment in Pays Court Stadium, boy, at a, at a, at a prime time game, Joe.
I don't know what it was called when we was there.
We just called, we just called it Beat the Bigger Stadium.
Because that's what happened every time we went to.
We never, I never lost you.
I never lost y'all.
Oh, they go right there.
Well, we beat the brakes off, y'all.
They go to pitch it right there, huh?
Yes.
Hey, well, that's so, that show is high up, boy.
What the hell?
What you think?
Everybody, what you think of everybody?
For you in those lead you see.
Club level?
You want everybody to see club level?
I'm just saying, but you're sitting that high and you worried about being able to see.
Get you some better tickets first.
Okay, what about this right here?
Them to see some.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's bad, that boy.
Yeah, I ain't see this, I ain't see that little version yesterday.
I told you to put your head over the bad eye.
Huh?
What if you were sitting right here?
Shoot, I'm going to stand.
up.
The whole game?
Hold on.
What about the people behind you?
They better stand up too.
Hey.
I guess y'all gonna be standing the whole damn game
because you know people go over and say,
Hey, Joe, sit down.
And listen.
Nah, this ain't it.
Yeah, hey.
Well, hold on, everything constructed already.
I'm trying to figure out what they,
what are they going to do in the scenes
to get ready to start in two more weeks or three weeks,
if that.
Hey, the what they, the way, the way,
they'll figure it out.
that's what they will do.
They're going to figure it out.
But they said they use this company that's built a lot of the stadiums.
How are you not?
I mean, what you do is like, okay, you go around and you look at what team like, okay, the Super Bowl,
what teams normally do, they go look and see how what the previous city and how they did it,
how they organized it.
Bro, how do you not take something like, man, I really.
really like the new, I really like the new
SOFite stadium. Man, you know
what? I like that big Jumbotron that Jerry
got in Jerry's world. And I really
like, you know, this part
of that state. And you kind of take bits and
pieces all the while trying to
tie it into what, who, what you
are.
It ain't that complicated.
Hell, you got
800, you got damn near a billion dollars of
taxpayers money. At least,
at least get it right, huh?
Man, they, they,
they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
field that nice stadium right there,
why Buffalo won't play in no dome?
Because they want to use that at it as home field.
No, no, no.
You can't do it.
You can't play for the Buffalo bills
and playing the dome, Joe.
Man, come on.
Especially when you get to the playoffs,
you want team that are coming from warm weather
cities that come into that cold weather.
They do not use.
Feel that.
Damn, boy.
Oh, Joe, speculation is that they're going to have
to make those seats unsellable.
So in other words, they won't be able to sell those
tickets. They won't be
ticket
and seats.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
Or you can sell them
for a very, very cheap price
that people understand
that their eyeline
and vision may be blocked
at time
depending on what side of the field
the players on.
Guess what?
Your eye line
is going to be blocked
because somebody's going
in the opposite direction
all the time.
So somebody,
your ally going to be blocked
every series.
Because somebody going
that direction.
I mean,
yeah, because I mean, you know,
it's kind of like, like Jacksonville.
Oh, you remember Jacksonville,
when they started having out,
those people started showing up,
they put the black tarpaw all the kind of Miami.
You put those black tarpips,
ain't nobody sitting up there.
Damn.
So, I mean, and the stadium,
I guess the stadium is a little smaller
than the original rich stadium,
the old Buffalo Bill Stadium.
So now it's about to be even smaller
if you take, you know,
because the thing is, look,
Your money is in the ticket and the sweets and things of that nature.
And you got to make it because what else are you going to put your own up and hold up there?
It ain't nothing like you can hold a whole lot of stuff.
Come January, if it ain't a football game, what are you going to hold on?
Maybe hockey.
The sabres can use it.
But it's not like Mercedes Benz in Atlanta where you get the national championship,
you get the Peach Bowl, you get the SEC championship.
You know what I'm saying?
You get high school football games.
I mean, what you're going to do?
It's not like Jerry's world.
You know, you got a big truck,
rodeos, you got track to pull,
you know, monster truck series.
Yeah, see, that's what you get for not honoring OJ.
The ghost of OJ struck again.
Put that man, they tell me.
They're not going to put his name up in the stadium.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot about that, yeah.
He's still a bill.
Yeah, one of the best.
best ever, too.
The.
The.
Yeah, they ain't got three players better than O.J.
In the history of that franchise.
Bruce Smith,
Andre Reed,
Jim Kelly,
Thurman Thomas.
Want me to keep going?
I read, those are your,
Joe de LaMilleer.
Those are, if I'm not mistaken,
I think those are your Hall of Fame.
How many of them in front of OJ?
That's a good,
hey, that's a bad.
It's hard.
Boy, did you?
2,000 yards in a 14 game season.
He was the best, he was the, he was the, he was the best player in football.
Forget running back.
He was the best player in football.
Hey, listen, don't.
He don't get the, because they didn't win.
I tell you what, go ask the Steelers.
When you put $2.50 on the Steelers one Sunday, on the steel curtain.
Yeah, don't get me the line.
I know, I know Jee for the real deal, boy.
Yeah, for sure.
Six-day Highman trophy winner.
But Joe, you knew that.
I mean, you know, you know,
Joe, know his husband's trophy with us now.
I know some of them.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I know some of them are.
I mean, I don't know.
Me personally, I don't think the Buffalo Bill fans like,
oh, my God, I'm not coming to a game now
because OJ.
Names and Simpson name is on the facade.
It's up in the stadium.
I don't think that, I don't think that would have occurred.
You don't think somebody,
you don't think they would have spoke on that?
No.
It was up in the old stadium
and ain't nobody spoke of it.
on it?
I don't know, man.
I seen that documentary,
bro.
I saw the documentary.
I met him several times.
O.J.
Juice.
He used to cover NBC.
He was the sideline reporter for NBC.
Real?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
In the early 90s, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, they wet the bed on that,
but that's a story for another day.
I may.
or may not have seen those shoes.
You have seen those shoes.
I saw about the Rams game
about three years ago.
About three, four years ago.
He said the Rams game.
I think it was a Monday night game.
I went to the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Rams, when the Rams won the Super Bowl
and they played,
they opened the season against Buffalo.
And Buffalo beat the brakes off of him.
Yeah, he was at the game.
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that's a good thing because too many times he played very
reckless as a quarterback, despite as exciting as he was to watch last year, Joe,
you know, some of those injuries started to mount up.
You know, those concussions, I'm glad he changed a little bit.
I think it was a comment that he made where he said he wasn't going to change his style
of play somewhere in a sense, something like that.
But his career, it would be cut short.
It would be cut short, especially playing at the NFL level with some of those young
bulls on defense.
They're not, if once you show that you a runner, they're going to treat you as such.
They're not treating you as a quarterback, boy.
No, that's Brian Burns.
That was Brian Burns, not Brian Brandt.
Branch and Detroit.
Played with Detroit.
Yeah, that's Brian Burns.
And give me faulty information.
She's sabotaging me, y'all.
I'm looking at up like, Brian Brand.
No, Brian Burns.
Yeah.
Ain't not, but, but Jackson Dart,
hopefully he learned his lesson, fellas.
You know, if he get down, he'll be able to stick around a little more.
Yeah.
They keep on knocking the Mario coins out of him.
He's learning nothing.
Hey, see, it's different.
It's different when your teammates start advocating for you
and talking about it.
You know, it hit home a little bit.
You know what I mean?
So he's starting to listen.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, don't be typing down.
Don't type it down.
Hey.
You don't get me got me talking about Brian Brands
and people in the chat in the comments killing me.
I'm like, Brian.
Hey, one thing, one thing about it to, Uncle Joe.
What was that?
The New York Giants,
I'm not sure
they've had the level of excitement.
The last time I say
I could think of
for someone who's not a New York Giants fan
that I was excited to watch the Giants play
is boy when Jackson,
Darden Scatterboe got there.
Yeah.
Because I ain't no telling what was going to happen,
hey, Uncle Joe.
Like it was exciting
just the way they played the game.
It was reckless.
They was having fun.
And just, they just didn't care.
I'm talking about straight excitement,
similar to when OBJ got there.
You tune in to watch the Giants game
because ain't no telling what's going to happen.
And that's the type of excitement
they brought back to New York again, man.
So hopefully he continues to play the game
the right way and live to play another down.
Live to play another down.
Stop trying to run over the DVEs.
Scataboo, same thing.
You're saying Scataboo need to get on down sometime?
What?
Get it? Get you a...
Man, scataboo trying to run through everything, Joe.
Man, Scatterboo.
Everything.
Scataboo, I here doing back flips and out.
He ain't sitting there what y'all talking about.
Hey, okay.
He lay, hey.
Keep a little thinking, keep a little thinking you in the circus.
Hey, hey, you be out there, the train to come back down the field.
You'd be talking about, hey, Jack rapper with cowboy boots.
What?
Jack rapper with cowboy boots.
You don't have a door in the head you're talking about.
Oh, man.
They look, hey, them things add up, man.
Just be, hey, you got to be smart.
There are the time and the place for everything.
There's a time when you got to get.
the extra yard.
It's third down or it's fourth down.
But there are time, get your butt out of bound.
Don't take, don't take that unnecessary money.
A, trying to be heroic.
I already know.
Boy, trying to get in the end zone, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
There's a time of the place for that, Joe.
I'm just saying, you know, when you're young
and you out there, Uncle Ocho, you know, man,
hey, you by any means, boy, I do a front flip over the whole line.
You know what I mean?
Like, them boys, hey, yeah.
Yeah.
said that.
Yeah.
But the thing is, it's hard.
Like, when you leave, like,
that's why you see so many people
form of the ball when they lead the ground
because they got nothing to stabilize them.
You up in the air.
So they hit you, your body just,
ball go one way.
You go to the other.
The ass go another way.
Darts said during the Giants Town Hall,
the fans in May,
the most important thing that I've learned,
I've got to be on the field.
There you go.
That is correct again.
sir.
That is correct again.
But you know,
you live and learn,
like you said,
you come in there
and you know,
you used to doing that.
That's the way.
Because what you hear him say,
Ocho,
that's the way I played in college.
Boy,
this ain't college.
They break your last book.
You learn real fat.
What he learned last year?
Hey,
hey,
hey,
then boy got mortgages
and every damn thing
they got a pay.
Huh?
Yeah,
you got kids,
men,
hell on.
Yeah.
Some I'm got a divorce
then I had to give up half.
So I got this all you in half.
Hey, please.
Kid, hey, you must probably got a baby, got a baby mama.
Especially you got her in California or New York, a jersey.
Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.
So, hey, hey, hey, you got to take it out on something, everybody.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And she don't piss you off too, won't let you see the kid.
Oh, I've got to tell you, boy, I'm about to saw you in hell.
Man, somebody got to pay for it.
But they, like you said, they're young.
you just because when you're young
you want to make impression
that's how white man
I'm trying to run
hey I'm just trying to run over everybody
hey
man the receiving for me
and say hey
hey greasy
we know
hey listen we know you tough
we know you
you know you
you're got to prove it
hey hey hey you know
they're trying to show they belong
they're trying to show that they different
yeah
hey that day Joe
how you tend to
how you tend to rise meat
beat on it
they're tenderized
they keep hitting your ass
they saw you right on up
you're gonna be right in that training room
but look
and that's the thing
sometimes you have to learn the hard way
sometimes the lesson that you get taught
you have to bump your own head
sometimes somebody can tell you something
like what you say your grandma told you don't show that stove
was hot
I didn't believe it.
I had to go find out for
myself again, hard head.
She ain't never had to tell you about nothing else.
She ain't never had to tell you nothing else. Don't touch that.
You got that little blister. It gave you that little blister for.
Yeah, you know, my grandma, my grandma had the hot comb.
You know, the hot comb on the, I ain't know, I ain't on no better.
It ain't hot.
Let me go, let me go touch it again.
Man, that same thing happened to me.
It was curling out.
I ain't know they was on, Uncle Ocho, in the morning.
I mean, boy, that thing got me so good.
I thought somebody
was cooking bacon in that morning
and you thought you were going to get some sympathy
and call that crying.
What you're crying for?
I told you, dumb ass not to touch you.
That's exactly how they respond.
Hey, you ain't ready to get...
Oh, you thought you were about to get some sympathy?
Poor Barry Port of what about to give you no sympathy?
Mm-hmm.
I bet I wanted to tell your hard-haired ass again, Willa.
No, Val.
Now, stop crying before I gave you something to cry about.
I got something to cry by.
You'll see.
Well, listen.
Let him over for we have no sympathy.
bad. Things got a little chippy
today between Todd Stefansky,
I mean Todd Monkin, and a reporter.
Let's take a listen to how chippy
again. I watched you.
Mary Kay asked that they're even Stephen,
and then you mentioned that
Deshawn's getting better.
Hold on. What was that?
So that's what I'm asking.
I said Deshawn's better?
Were you saying that he's gotten better since
camp or that he's better than
Shadour? I don't think I threw in there that he's better than Shadur.
I'm not sure I went that far, but I appreciate you
try to try to try to
not being that sure.
Damn.
A reporter adding his own words, huh?
You try to trip them up.
Yeah.
Listen, coaches, coaches, obviously, I'm sure they're probably taught, you know,
just like those that are in the political.
Oh, they rehearse what they're going to say, sure.
Absolutely.
That's why I love to hear people that are very well versed with their wording,
you know, like Obama.
You ever hear people ask Obama questions?
Yeah.
And he can give an answer without really answering the question.
but the answer sounds so, so awesome.
You forgot what the guy,
you forgot what your goddamn ass.
But if you notice,
what does he always do?
Yes.
He paused.
He never, when you ask a question,
he doesn't immediately start,
he doesn't immediately start talking.
He always pause.
Hey, that's a skill, huh, uh-un?
He's been training him.
Absolutely.
That's a skill, boy.
See, we already know what you're going to do.
Soon we ask you something, Ocho,
Ocho about Delano.
You're going to start talking immediately.
Hey, aunt.
Hey, I don't never lie, man.
Hold on.
As fact, I still got on the same shirt from last night.
Hold on, Joe, let me show you this, man.
Hey, what kind of jacket is that you got on?
I see the two.
Juventus?
I think this is 1990.
1990?
Y'all don't make fun of me.
I still got on the same shirt from yesterday.
Hey, let me show you how I don't laugh.
With the back of my shirt, say, uh?
I lie for you before I lie to you.
And it's a true statement, too, now.
Okay.
That's a true statement.
So anything I say on?
I lie on you sometimes too.
Anything I say on here, man, it's facts.
It's based on the personal experience.
Hold on.
You throw him under the bus?
Ocho, to get you out of trouble, you'll throw him under the bus.
To get me out of trouble?
You'll throw up?
Well, I throw Ocho on the bus.
Nah, I might throw him on the bus.
I wouldn't be driving the bus, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Joe, you know what I'm saying?
The worst thing you could do
if throw somebody under the bus, it happened to be driving the bus,
and then back up and put it in reverse
and run back over again to make sure you got it.
See, and but see, Ocho,
now, Ocho, see, Ocho, he don't lie.
He might, like, misrepresent the truth.
Lying is large.
I mean, you say, call somebody a liar.
So you say he feels.
He might misbeef him.
He feared a little bit.
Now, just a little bit.
Now, I ain't really going to tell no whole lie.
I ain't going to tell no whole lie.
I ain't going to tell the whole lie.
Sometimes, sometimes I tell a white lie to prevent.
from hurting the person I'm telling the lie about or telling the lie too, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The true truth, it hurts.
So sometimes you got to, you know, give them a little white lie, Joe.
Yeah.
So you, so you kind of embellish the story a little bit just to make it sound a little better.
Oh, no, no, hey, Joe, any stories I tell you, especially on here, that's truth.
That's based on factual experience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just, we just, like when you get those true crime stories, sometimes they leave out the names or they give you a conventional name.
that's to protect those
yeah, that's all we do.
We tell you stuff,
you know, I don't never get you no name.
Yeah.
Don't get you no name.
Because, you know, like I said,
some of these people,
they don't got married,
they got kids,
they got grandkids,
they don't need to know that
about their mom
and their dad
or their grandmother and granddad.
We just keep that,
we'll keep that between us.
But y'all know I know.
Yeah.
Look.
Now, look, the only thing I was saying is that you know it got bad, don't Joe.
When are you ever known a coach not to speak after practice?
That's what they do.
Yeah.
They speak after practice.
And normally, guess what?
They gather around, the scrum gathers around.
He walks up on the podium and asks away.
That is what he did yesterday.
that's not what he did the other day.
He walked on, left everybody
to their own interpretation
of what was going on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I get what he said.
He said, well, Deshaun has gotten better.
Two things can be true.
Deshawn could have gotten better
from the time we started until now.
It could also be true.
He's gotten better than Shador.
Y'all make it seem like they've got to be mutually exclusive.
Y'all know how this thing works.
Hey.
If you said it, he said it.
But to my, I don't, I don't remember him saying that.
And we try to, you know, we try to watch a lot of what these guys said.
Obviously, we got a vested interest in looking at the Cleveland Browns because this supposed to be the year.
They got a new head coach.
Deshaun is finally healthy.
Shadour has a year up on his belt.
And, you know, they traded the best player, tried to get some draft capital because they
realize there are more than one player
away.
Bro, and I told Ocho this last year, Joe.
I said, Joe, I would trade
mile Gary. Ocho's talking about, man, why are you
going to trade your best player? I said, you can finish
your last place without it.
Get some, get some.
Get some. Yeah. That's a good one.
I didn't understand it.
But I kind of get it now.
I kind of push back when you
said that because it didn't make any sense to me.
But now I get it.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, you get you.
I give me a couple of good players,
though, Cho.
Hey, but when you listen to Todd Monk and talk,
I heard him say,
I wouldn't go that far when he was saying like,
uh,
uh,
watching his.
John is better than you do.
Yeah, for him to say,
I wouldn't go that far.
It further lets me know, man,
he thinks highly a should do it.
I think he really thinks highly should do it.
That man said, I wouldn't.
But when you got ballroom.
But when you got off.
He said, I wouldn't go that far.
What you saying?
Yeah.
But when you got bosses, you got the answer to the deal.
I don't think a head coach will show his hand anyway, too, Joe.
He won't show his hand.
I felt like he said a lot, just in that a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand what you mean.
But they never show their hand.
They never allow the media to say, okay, you can tell he's leaning towards a certain player.
You probably see it more in basketball than you do football, Joe.
But when you see a guy, you're like, man, man, that guy out there,
man, look at that guy.
He should be playing, but he ain't.
You know, man, making all that money.
He ain't been to play in front of him.
Mm-mm.
Man, anything to happen.
Here's how the QB performed today.
11 v.11 today, Shador Sanders.
He took all the first team reps.
16 or 23, three touchdowns.
John Watson, 15 or 22, two touchdowns.
Dylan Gabriel, five of eight, no touchdowns.
None of the quarterbacks threw a pick.
That's a nice, solid day, too, now.
So I'm, and I will take it from that, especially 11-11.
That mean the offense won the day.
Yeah.
There's a hell of a percentages, huh?
Yeah, that's pretty damn good, boy, for both of them.
They got A-A, yeah.
You go 36 of, uh,
53?
Yeah, you have printed five touchdowns?
Yeah, that's a damn good day.
That's a damn good.
That's a great date.
That ain't no good day.
That's a great date.
I don't know, man.
Damn.
Hell, that must have been all reds on, Ocho.
What's the date?
You think so?
The day Monday.
You're three touchdown, man.
You can't get no damn three touchdowns in field play.
I mean, five touchdowns in field play, Ocho.
Let's you go and bomb.
It might be bombs over Baghdad.
All the clips on Twitter is bombs over Baghdad.
That might have been it.
C.D. Lamb is calling for Jerry Jones to pay George Pickens.
I don't have no ego here.
I want to win.
I don't understand this narrative X, Y, Z, but it is what it is.
I'm sure we can make a way.
I know it's going to be a little crazy, but I know we can make a way for this one.
Listen to my application.
At Jerry, can you please figure out a way?
Let's figure it out.
I don't care what needs to happen.
Let's figure it out.
It's going to get you a couple of more championships.
$94 million is tied up this year between C.D. Lamb and Dak Prescott.
Quentin Williams just signed a three-year, $105 million, basically $106 million extension to make him the second highest-paid defensive lineman in all of football.
Joe?
Hey.
Oh, Joe?
Yeah, talk to me.
Hey, Jerry, they won in that day a go yard bag, didn't it?
He's spinning it.
He's speeding it.
Hey, listen.
Hey, hey, I like Big Quinny Williams.
You know, here recently I heard him talk about how he wanted to help
Dak, Prescott, and C.D. Lamb and the guys get to a Super Bowl.
So listen, now that Dallas is really invested in you, they didn't get you that investment now.
Hey, look, Big fella been doing his thing since we got him, on the trade last year.
Second half, our run defense was pretty good.
Now, our secondary, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, we need some work, but we didn't pick that up too.
But I'm just saying, I like this.
And I honestly think, I honestly think CD going, I mean, not CD,
but picking's going to get taken care of too.
Y'all know Jerry like the bells and whistles, man.
You know, he like to do stuff right for the season by the kick off.
You know why Cid's saying this, Houcho?
He knows this thing.
He knows what this thing going.
He knows this thing going north of 45 million.
You let this thing, Jerry.
You let this thing play out.
you might be looking at $50 million.
Absolutely.
Is that?
And plus that, you think Dax said,
but Dago, Jack said that he rubbed his hand like Birdman.
Hey, hey, hey.
So this is what CD.
tried to get, CD.
tried to get ahead of this.
Go ahead, Joe.
I think the owners know.
Jerry knows that certain players, you know what?
You try to bet against your own players.
This is what they're doing.
They did this with Jamar Chase as well, Uncle Joe.
They told Chase, you know what?
We want to see if you can do it again.
basically so Chase you got they bet against you now in this in this instance franchising franchising them in general
is telling you listen we value but we don't value enough to give a long-term deal so we betting against you
to see if you can do what you did last year can you repeat it again cd knows cd knows he's going to be
able to repeat that again i think people are underestimating how good george piggins is because they're worried
about all the stuff that that happened in pittsburg i know i know i know
better. And I understand.
You know, I understand what Ceddy is saying, but is
somebody going to take a pay cut? Is somebody
going to take a pay cut? You know, in order
to give George Pickens what his true
value is based on what he's able to do?
No, probably not. And I love
Cid. No, Jigel needs to take a pay cut.
I love. I love...
Stephen or Charlotte.
And I love that Cidley Lamb is advocating
you know, for PIC getting his money, man.
It's tremendous, showing
that he's a team player as well.
But he's deserving.
else has gotten paid. Everyone else has gotten paid as far as top receivers are concerned,
their true value, and it's time for pick. Because you got to realize, Ocho, when he did this,
the franchise tag, now you already got another guy that's over 40 million. You got JSC in over 40 million.
You got Chase over 40 million.
It's coming up. Yeah.
So now that franchise tag that was 28 million, and plus you got to give him what, 100, I think
you got to give him 120 percent of what the franchise tag was last year.
So with that being said, now you had $34, $35 million,
and that's hard cap money.
The thing what you want is to get some relief.
You want, as this thing moved out,
you wanted the cap to increase.
I mean, yeah, the cap hit to hurt you.
But the first couple of years, Ocho, you're like,
hey, we ain't paid them the number, you know, minimum money.
We signed him, hey, we don't gave him, you know, $30, 40 million that's signing,
guaranteed him another, you know, $60 million.
So whatever the case may be.
but CD sees what's happening on the horizon.
Unlike CD, he's navigated.
Jerry, I don't know, Jerry might be a sneak of a wheel,
but CD is driving the Titanic.
He sees that big-ass iceberg that happens to be George Pickens,
having a phenomenal year,
and it's going to cost Jerry somewhere between $45 and damn near $50 million.
He said, Jerry, you better hurry up.
Because the last thing you want this man to do,
to have a comparable season last year,
become another all-prope.
And I promise you, he is not taking no franchise
He is not coming in.
David Moologeta will not allow him to play on another franchise.
He said, I'm going to do it this year.
You gave me your word that you want to get this thing done.
Hey, I understand.
I needed to build up credibility with you based on my prior history.
But I would have gone a whole two years,
and I really only had a little minor slipup, minor blip.
But you know what I can do.
You see it firsthand on the practice field.
You see I cook every DB in practice that you're throwing in front of me.
Now, I'm going to do the same thing again this season.
But, Jerry, the longer you wait, yesterday's price.
He's not the day's price.
Ain't today's price.
And he picks one of them ones, man.
He's so unpredictable on the field.
You never know what he's going to do when he gets the ball in his hands.
He makes unbelievable tremendous catches.
I mean, his range, man, as a receiver,
whether it's short, intermediate, or deep balls, man.
He makes it happen.
So it's the fact that they have two number one, Joe,
opening in Dallas, their offense is going to be unbelievable
and must see TV, week in and week out.
As long as that defense shows up to the party,
y'all going to be straight, boy, I'm telling you.
Hey, man, listen, I think we got a really great chance.
I know y'all are tired of hearing this.
It's all cliche, the Cowboys fan.
They got that, that.
Hey, listen.
We don't say it, de you.
We got a real chance.
Listen, the boy going to have some five behind them.
You know what I mean?
Pete going to come up.
He's going to have another hell of a year.
and as long as we winning,
Jerry's going to spin it.
Y'all already knew it.
Yeah, okay.
It calls me, because you know what I'm saying?
We all look back at, man,
I should have bought Apple when that thing
was trading at $100 a share.
Man, I should have bought Netflix.
I remember Netflix were trading at $2 a share.
Man, I should have bought Navidia.
I should have bought, man,
if I had just got Google,
I remember Google was supposed to open up
at 85 a share, it opened up at $110, $1.15.
man, if I did just let, we all look back and say what we should have done.
Jerry's going to look back.
I'm telling you, Joe, he's going to wait to the offseason,
and he's going to look back, and it's going to cost him just like he costs Chase.
He could have got Chase for probably about $36 million,
because what you call it, we could have got a million,
million, $1,000 more than what a gentleman was making at the time.
But instead, he tacked on another $16, $20 million to the contract.
Chase said, thank you.
Hey, when you think about it, seriously, you know, like I tell you, Jerry, like the bells and whistles.
Y'all don't think he'll get this, he'll get this done right before the season about to crank up.
You know how he did week one because he wanted it all about the Cowboys.
I don't think he can do it as not, Joe.
I mean, because you think about what he's paid.
I mean, and Jerry, I will say this, he's spending some money.
You look at that offensive line, Booker and the other guy that he paid the money to, he got sitting.
Dak, that's the thing.
You win the Super Bowl,
that's going to get damn near $500 million.
He's going to get a patch of my own contract.
Absolutely.
Hey, no, no.
And now you got a, now you got a $70 million quarterback,
a $45 to $48 million receiver.
Hey, CD said, yeah, Jerry, go ahead.
Because what you do is that when you,
when pick pulling,
pick going up the mountain, he's dragging CD right behind it.
CD had $34 million.
He's dragging CD down there close to phone.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's a good problem to have.
C.D.
Cid, you think he's slick.
I see what you doing, C.D.
Because y'all don't see these slick now.
Y'all saw him on the camera's on it.
She's going to be able to look at that phone.
Like D.Zell said with that old man, grabbed him.
You get my hands off of me.
Hey, but you also, you have to understand the nature of the business now.
You have to understand these owners.
You know, now, Joe, as much as you love for pick, you know, to get his money,
you have to understand how these owners went, how these owners operate.
how these owners operate in general.
What are my chances?
What are my chances?
There's a small window of opportunity
that the Cowboys have to actually make hate
and make way and try to compete for that Lombardi trophy.
And owners always think
we want to pay as little as possible
while having that chance to do so.
Sure.
We want to pay as little as possible.
That's your simple business.
Yeah, that's the way they think.
What we talk about restaurant?
What do now?
You don't ask for ketchup,
they don't put none in the bag.
You don't ask for salt.
they don't put nothing in the bag.
Excuse, excuse, that does go to overhead.
That goes towards overhead.
Man, what the hell you're talking about, Joe?
Y'all, because what we found out,
y'all was just throwing away them sauces.
Y'all was throwing away them ketchup.
Ah, hell down.
Hey.
So that's, and I understand business, you know, hey,
you try to, you know, you want to treat everybody,
you know, you want to treat everybody fairly.
That's the one thing because when people work hard,
you want to show them that you really appreciate them
for their hard work and their effort
that they're putting in.
And so you want to make sure you're fairly compensating them.
But Jared like, you know what?
Hey, ooh.
Damn, I can't pay everybody.
Oh, damn.
But you got to, you got to have about five or six core guys that's eating up the
majority of your, and then you got to, because if that get what,
if they have the season that Joe, that you think they're going to have,
it's going to cost you $70 million.
Well, the thing is you hope that some of them young guys,
them young draft picks, you hope that they
overperform. You know
what I mean? To help the situation
because, yeah, when you got
a lot of money tied up in just a few guys,
man, some of them other guys got to over-deliver
on the, can Ocho?
Yeah. You know what, Ocho?
You know what Jay probably thinking?
He's hoping Flannoy shine.
Because remember last year,
Philinois showed out. Toward the last
five or six games? So now
he's looking at, well, hey,
hmm, Flanoy, I can say,
me ex-a-ma.
You know, Joe,
having played the game,
you know how they think.
This is how they think, Joe.
The same way they do in the NBA,
that young play,
like, hold on.
He ain't playing with 22 minutes.
He's giving us 13, 14 parts
and those 22.
Now, we bumped that up to 30, 32.
Yeah.
Huh.
Now, this guy going,
he's going to go to 45, 50 mil.
I can get him for 20.
Yeah.
Oh, the 20 it is.
Hey, every time.
I see the two-by-the-time
to get the young guys, like you said, Joe, you want them to perform.
And all of a sudden the guy goes out there this high-ticket item.
You're like, hold on.
Just like anything.
How much is that?
How much is this?
And this does pretty much the same thing as that?
Oh, okay.
But I just, if Pig has the type of season that we know that everybody that's on this conversation
that we're having, know that he can have,
I don't see how you get him for less than 45.
It's going to be tough.
It's going to be tough.
And the fact, I know, Joe, and everybody in the chat that's watching,
I know Pick and going to have that kind of season
because of the quarterback he has throwing to him.
There we go.
People want to talk trash about Dak and all this,
and he won the playoff game and all.
Man, forget what you're talking about.
I'm just talking about the instance
and Pick being able to get his money based on his quarterback play.
He's from to get that.
boy to rock.
Speaking in two
existence,
oh Joe.
I hope so.
I mean,
it's going to happen
regardless.
It's just going to happen
and just, man,
they are that good.
They're sitting
that good.
I can't wait.
He is that good.
There are a few players.
They're a handful of players, Joe.
They're a handful of players,
on every team.
You got one, two,
sometimes you got three
that you just don't have to worry about
and they make everybody else
and job around them easy
because their ceiling is that high
and they're that goddamn good
at their Pacific position.
George Pickett is one of those
C.D. Lamb is one of those.
He just need to get out of Pittsburgh. He had run its course.
That's it.
He had run his course.
You know, Mike T is about winning.
And you tolerate and all of a sudden,
the longer you tolerate something, the worst of behavior.
Because there are very few times that we have corrected behavior,
corrective tendencies in our own behavior.
Something has to, a lesson has to be, you know,
something has to happen for a lot of,
lesson to be learned.
And it took George Pickens
being moved. And people are, hold on.
He probably said by like, damn,
man, I'm 24,
24, 25 years old.
And I'm the best receiver we got.
They say like,
they're like, they're cool getting on.
Now, I will say this. Now, when the
Steelers get fed up, they will move on.
But once they get fed up,
Plex,
San Antonio Holmes,
but they do
they do the best job
of drafting receivers
of any of nobody
drafts a position like the Pittsburgh
Steelers draft or wide receivers
I defy you to find somebody
that say they draft a position like the Steelers
when you look at from Plexico to San Antonio Holmes
to A.B. to Emmanuel Sanders
Mike Wallace.
Mike Wallace.
I think Cincinnati might be close in comparison to receive
you're coming in.
George Pickens.
Yes.
You look at who the Steelers have drafted from, I mean, go back to Coach Kyle with
Heinz Ward and Yancey, Big Pin, and all those guys and come on up.
You know, you know Pickpin?
You play again, pick, Pee.
I just said, you jogging my memory with some of the names.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We are, uh, against him when we used that, uh, Pittsburgh and then he ended up going to Tennessee.
But, uh, no, I just think the thing is that I just want Pick to have.
that year because I want the man to get paid.
He's, you know, he's, look,
Jerry had tolerated a lot.
Jerry ain't made no big deal.
Now, see what the thing is now.
He didn't make no big deal.
But when it comes to negotiating time,
now, you know you miss a couple of those meetings.
You know you're late for a couple of those.
You ain't say nothing to you.
When I would I then drop Sam for a buck, 44 and two touchdown,
you know, they're over there pat me on the back.
Now I'm in here trying to get my money.
You're going to talk about, well, you know,
yeah, I know.
And you know what I'm capable of doing.
Jerry and say, hey, just leave your agent out of this.
Me and you need a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I can...
So I can...
Hey, he would love that part, Joe.
You hear me?
Hey. Leaving the agent out?
Oh, no. Don't never do that.
No, sir.
Nah.
If they leave...
They ain't leading the cold in out.
They don't lead Todd France out.
Come on, now.
Huh? When they're going to lead them out?
Mm-mm.
Nah, bro. I got to have him.
That's what I hired him for.
Yeah.
I ain't, I ain't, yeah.
Could I save me a couple of million dollars?
Nah, I'd rather, I'd just rather go ahead to make sure all my eyes dotted, all my cheese crossed.
I don't have to get no money back.
You can't say I double-diff and none of that foolishness like that.
I want all, I want everything I'm supposed to get, and he can protect all my blind spots.
Like, nah, this ain't a good deal.
but I'm happy
I'm happy for CD.
I'm happy that, not CEDE's,
I'm happy for CED as well,
but I'm happy for George Pickens
because he seemed to have found a home.
He seems to have something to play for.
This is the George Pickens that I saw in Georgia.
This is the guy that I saw in Georgia.
Now, the reason why he went in the second round
was some of the characteristic that we saw in Pittsburgh, Ocho,
because he had first-round talent.
Ain't no question about it.
All you got to do is put it.
We didn't fit to sit here and pretend like George Pickers
or for real second round pick
You're lying to me
Absolutely not
Yeah
A lie in the truth ain't in you
Ain't nowhere around you either
Hey hey
All you got to do is put it in the damn area
You hear me?
That's it
That's it
That young man coming up with the ball
Yeah
Mm-hmm
Go ahead
But I think the thing
Plus and CD it was like man
I know what y'all tried
You'll say well A and he X
And I'm Y and this V
Nah ain't no controversy between us
Not enough.
Hey, if I'm late, he late.
If he late, I'm late.
We do, we'll package.
We'll package deal.
So, you can't have one without the other.
Do you agree with ISO?
This is the Cowboys year.
64% says yes.
Well, what are we talking about?
Whatever.
Hey, finish up.
12% says yet.
Look at Ash.
Man, look at Ash.
Ash, man.
So all we got is yes.
We ain't got no nose, no.
Nothing. We got 64% says yes, 12% says yes, 7% says yes, 60% says yes.
Hey, hey, y'all know the Cowboys fan base. We travel, and it's a lot of them in the damn chat tonight.
Chat, what's happening? Yeah.
Y'all ain't been going nowhere.
You went to a way game.
When last time y'all been to a playoff game went on the road to the playoff game.
Oh, my man, you know what Joe.
You stayed at my whole stuff.
There's got.
I noticed how you continue to bring up old stuff when you talk about the Cowboy.
Man, we're moving forward.
You know what?
My grandma used to say, boy, staring up old-ish,
it still stink.
You're right.
Joe, you know what I'm saying?
Joe, you're right.
Keep on, man.
Hey, I brought it up.
But long as you know.
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Our town is small taters by most standards, right?
But to the people who grew up here, it's everything.
What happens when a quiet Tennessee town becomes the front line in a battle over the future of America?
Developers with right-wing ties have purchased hundreds of acres of land in the area.
The first thing you see when it pops up is high near.
in Appalachia.
But they weren't just planning houses.
We need cities on a shining hill that exemplify and embody the Christian way of life.
Stop right there.
Is that normal?
A podcast about what happens when a small town becomes the site of a social experiment.
God need men to rule.
Great.
And decides to fight back.
Do not use my hard work to sell your bull.
They're not just opposing what's being planned for here.
Our hometown is not.
a test to. They feel like they're standing in opposition to an entire administration.
Guess you didn't move in on a bunch of dumb hillbillies now, did you?
Listen to Our Town on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
You know us, or rather you know them. Tony and Candace, Nina and Lance, Spike, and yes, the chicken.
We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia, A.O.
our brand new podcast.
Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning,
breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters,
revisiting the Portland locations you know and love,
and opening up about our creative process.
How did any of this get made?
Why do we think that was a good idea?
We're ready to talk about it.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life.
Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysler,
the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin,
legendary musician Amy Mann and many more.
Kyle is going for it here.
You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody.
I thought he was going to write.
I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that.
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Ayo rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport.
And Sean Clements.
We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook.
Every episode we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing
on how they can help us improve our careers.
The show is famously super accessible
so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes
and understand what's going on.
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The definition of what is a movie
has kind of changed anywhere too, right?
What do you think it is now?
It's images and words being spoken, captured
by some sort of technology.
Danny McBride.
He loves over.
Oh, that's fantastic.
And you make it on, you make your own.
That's great.
I call him tarot read.
It's a good name.
They're all named after cast members of American Pie.
Yeah.
Oh, gotcha.
I call, I don't, I never looked up if she was in this, but I call him Leachie Sobieski.
Yeah.
I don't think she was an American Pie, but I still like that.
Haven't looked it up.
She was prominent around the same time.
Yeah.
Then Mary Steenbergin.
Why are you guys talking to me?
I'm worried.
I'm worried.
Why are you talking so down to me that you think I don't understand your little play, play game?
I just really.
I get it.
trying to set you up for success here.
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On Solita, we share the messy stories of traveling alone as a woman.
Your duolingo is not going to come back to you when a man is inside of you.
Oh, no.
I'm Julie Pinheiro, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes
without asking anyone else first.
I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility.
Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us.
Not a lot of people smile around here.
I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle.
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If Cowboys EVP, Stephen Jones about Williams' new deal, he's a great player, one of the hardest
practicing guys out there.
Every time he lines up, you feel him.
He doesn't take anything for granted.
He doesn't say, hey, I got this.
I'll let my play do the talking.
You see it.
He's the best player on the field whenever he's out there.
And the other thing is, what a man he is, he's a leader.
We didn't have a lot of leadership on defense
The last couple of years
To have him, Kenny Clark
Roshan Gary
I think it really picked up over there
In terms of culture and leadership
Now I don't know how you think
That's a shot to me shot
You know what
Sound like he got a drum over there
He got a switch at your joke
He got a nice little Tommy gun
shot's fired
Yeah
Yeah
Shots fire
He fired that thing
somebody on your,
now I, you know what,
that would be all for presumptuous of me.
And I don't like to be presumptuous.
But it seemed like he said he's a leader.
We didn't have a lot of leadership on the defense
the last couple of years to have him.
Him, you were able to get him
because what you gave up to Green Bay
because that was one of the first round picks.
Kenny Clark, you got Kenny Clark
in the trade for what you gave up.
Rishon Gary,
I think it really picked up over there in terms.
of culture the latter.
They put all that on my,
they put all that on Sticks.
They put all that on Mike.
You think it was just Mike or they put it on?
No, they can't put it.
Listen, hey, most of the time, you know,
there's certain players that are just in them to lead.
Then you have certain players
that do they lead by example on the goddamn field.
Everybody's not going to conduct themselves
in the way Stephen Jones sees Quinn and Williams.
Everybody's not.
Sticks was a great player.
He was also very young, too.
You know, so seeing him as this vocal leader or one that leads by example, you know, in a lot, maybe that's not him.
Maybe he didn't want that responsibility if this is pertaining to him and what he's saying.
I'm just saying.
Let me ask you question.
Take your time, too.
What's Dallas culture?
Walk into the Ravens locker room.
I bet you know what it is.
Walk into Kansas City's locker room.
I bet you know what it is.
So the question I have, what's the culture?
What is their identity?
Forget the culture.
What's their identity?
What has it been all these years?
Has it ever been anybody on the defensive side of the ball?
Let's start there.
Has it ever been their defense?
At what point?
I mean, when they were the Super Bowl, you know, you had guys on the, you had time,
and you had a Haley, you had guys that could play.
But they still was, they as great as the defense was, they were the triplets.
Michael, Emmett, and Troy,
and that massive, gargantuate offensive line.
As great as that defense was, and they were great.
Toburn and Lett and Maryland and Haley and Time and Woodson,
they have phenomenal players over there.
As a matter of fact, too, hey, Joe.
But I think, Uncle, you would probably remember,
isn't Quinn and Williams the one that sneezed during the interview
and blessed himself and blessed himself?
Yeah.
You can hear it.
You can hear it.
kind of player you're getting.
You already know the kind of player you're getting.
Great character.
Hey, Joe, he sneezed and blessed
himself. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh,
you know, y'all got to let that go,
you know, got to let that go speed.
I get it. Yeah, Michael.
I know it rubbed y'all the wrong way because normally you guys get what you
want. Normally, from all indication, from what you've been reading,
allegedly when Jared Jones has a handshake deal,
when he called the guy in there and he said,
we got a deal, we got a deal right, you shake his hand.
Jerry said, you shake his hand, whatever we agreed to.
If I agreed to give you half of the Cowboys and you shook my hand,
don't you come back and talk about you want all the Cowboys.
So if you shook my head and said, this is the deal that we got a deal,
that's how he looked at it.
And once Jerry felt that Micah reneged,
there was no going back, there was nothing he could do.
Because he told him, you either play on this contract or you ain't playing at all.
You try, you decide.
Jerry, one of them old school,
the old school guys like that,
they're the other guys.
I don't know how they do.
I can just speak for how we do things in the South Joe.
It's a funny thing about it.
Hey, you give a man your words.
That's all you got.
You got to stand on it.
Even with that word a handshake, you know,
it was in the best interest of Jerry.
It was convenient for Jerry.
It wasn't the best interest of the player.
And it definitely wasn't convenient for him,
especially with the numbers he was, come on, man.
Well, hold on, hold on.
But, but let's, let's,
say, I'm Jerry. Me and Michael got a great
relationship. He comes over to the ranch
and hang out all the time.
Hey, Joe. They're never friends.
That's all performed
of behavior.
You know why?
Because Jerry is always in an advantageous situation.
Billioners have
billion friends. Listen to what I said.
I'm going to say that again.
We could never be friends.
A crocodile in an antelope can never
be friends. He's always in an
advantageous situation because he can eat me.
How could I be friends with Jerry?
He got the upper hand.
And they love to play the game.
Hey, it's all...
Let's be real with this.
Let's be all the...
Let's have a real conversation.
Chad, y'all know I ain't making this up.
How can that man be friend?
We can be friendly.
The difference.
There's a difference between the answer to the nail why.
But guess what?
You're still friends.
Why?
What's the term that we use, situation, though?
Positional.
Come on now.
Look at the position you and look at the position I'm in.
Hey, you know, hey, hey, hey,
go ahead, Joe, what you want to say?
You want to know how an owner really feels about you,
whether you really friends or not,
friendly or friends or not.
You want to know how you, you really friends,
is when you are no longer of value to your team.
When you're no longer value, when you're off the payroll,
when you're off the books,
do they still treat you the same?
Huh?
Do they still treat you the same?
No.
Now, he got, now,
now, the guy that I'm going to say that he doesn't
not going to think of the son,
old Michael Irving.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Michael?
Yeah.
Oh, Michael.
Mike got a different relationship over there, boy.
Hey.
Very, very different.
Hey, hey.
Very, very different.
I don't like that over there in Denver too, though, huh?
I, oh Joe, we got new ownership.
Okay.
But prior to the new ownership, and they, don't get me wrong, the Walton Pinter family treat me great when I do go back.
When they invite us back, I was just out there to sit down to the Bronco reunion about the back-to-back superboats.
Yeah.
They were great.
They were doing the facility.
They gave us a tour, a slight tour of the facility.
It was great to have us back.
And the guys, they always, they have a suite where the alumni get to come and they sit in the box,
especially the guys that are there full time.
But so they're great.
But Mr. B and I had a different relationship.
I was only the second player that Mr. B drafted that went to, I was the first ago in the Hall of Fame.
Atwater went, was drafted before me, but he went to the hall after me.
So there's a difference.
Obviously, John was not drafted by the Broncos.
He was traded from the coach to the Broncos.
But there ain't very many players that came that when Mr. B was there that had a relationship.
John, I'd probably say,
John had the best relationship with him, but I was probably next to mind.
I was probably next one.
There's no question about that.
And even his kids tell me that what he thought of me and how he, you know, he spoke highly of me.
I was the only way, I go in his office.
I go in his office, steal his glasses.
He'd come downstairs in the training room and where he would normally be sit.
I'd be sitting in the chair with my feet up on the table, just like he'd have his feet up on the table.
Yeah.
So we had that type of relationship.
But yeah, I think the thing is, look, if you hire an agent, if Joe, if I own a team,
Joe is his representation, okay, I can have this back and forth with Joe.
Okay, Joe, this is what we're offering.
You know, Joe's legislation, I want 15% of the cap or I want 20% of the cap.
Whatever the care.
However you guys do it, Joe.
Okay.
But if Joe has a representative, hey, I'm going to look at, hey, Joe, you still have the same
representation?
because who do we call
because we like to start
negotiating, we like to start talking
about something.
That's the way you do it.
I'm not trying, you don't try to go,
you don't try to go behind somebody's back
when you know they got representation,
Ocho.
But you know why,
you know why you're going out.
You're trying to go,
you're trying to take an easy job out.
Because your agent
is going to get what's best for you
and a little bit more.
The owner is going to undermine you
and give you less.
He's always trying to do
what's in best interest
for him and the team, which is never going to be ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
But, hey, I like that one.
I like that one.
We brought that up, too, about, you know, friends and friendly is two totally different things.
But a wake-up call for a lot of players is how those organizations and those
owners treat you once you're no longer a value, once you're no longer an asset.
How do they treat you now?
and I just think about for you, Unk,
I knew for you in Denver's probably good,
but the doors,
when I go to Cincinnati, Joe?
Yeah.
But, hey, man, listen.
Hey.
And the Ravens still treat me.
Oh, Joe, I don't like you'll give me a hard time
until I only had a cup of coffee there.
But for the two years I was there,
they still treat me great.
Anything I asked for, if I need a,
I need a helmet, or I need this
or I need that, I need, hey,
I don't have no problem.
Hey, Joe, Cincinnati, good to me, boy.
I mean, the city and it's the entire city, you know,
for me, for whatever to do, what I was able to do during my time there.
The Brown family, boy, Joe, is like I'm one of their own.
And maybe because I only go back every blue moon,
I go to one game to season, Joe.
That's how I am.
It's not like I'm there all the time and they say all the time.
But, boy, when I do come, until I roll a red carpet out,
you want a ticket to a game?
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, hey, they don't mind seeing you,
but if you overstay your damn welcome, you know.
Yeah.
I don't call.
If I call, Joe, if I call, I'm paying for the tickets.
I don't want, because the thing is, if I'm coming,
I know they'll give me the tickets.
But if I'm going to want somebody else,
no, no, I'm going to pay for the tickets.
That's how I operate.
I come, they're going to take, I know they're going to take care of me,
be at Baltimore, be it the Broncos.
I already know that.
But with that being said, I can't expect,
just because I spent 12 years there.
I spent two years there and we won championships together.
Hey, I need four tickets.
I need two tickets.
Yeah.
But that's how they do.
Hey, hey, Sean, man, hey, man, let me get a case of Leportier.
I got partners.
So what happens if I give you a case and then one of my other partners,
he gives somebody a case.
And then the other partners give somebody a case.
and then somebody, another partner gives somebody a case.
That's four cases, that's 24 bottle, go.
If people ain't standing there who know you, bro, they're hitting you.
They won't, they want something that in La Portiaia.
They do bad, they do, man.
I'm like, damn, bro.
Maybe I could get you a bottle, but damn, a case.
He's trying to wholesale it over there.
Hey, hey, Ocho, the guy was speaking on what you was talking about, though.
Yeah.
Man, some of these owners, you're right.
I mean, I mean, you ain't going to be their best damn friend now,
but you got to take advantage of the opportunities that's presented to you.
Meaning while I'm under contract here
and I have this opportunity,
you never know what could come from there.
But you're right.
Once you're done and you ain't playing with that damn team,
it ain't many owners who are going to pick up the phone for you still.
I'm going to keep it real.
Out of me playing 17, 18 years,
I probably had about three of the owners.
And I probably, if I called them right now,
still to this day, you know, they will answer.
But I ain't never, you know what I mean?
You like me, y'all.
Yeah.
Not unless I really.
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really.
Hey, matter of fact, matter of fact, to give you an example, Joe, in chat, if I fell on hard times right now, like all board drivers have, if I was really effed up.
Yeah.
And really needed it.
Well, you know, I could pick up the phone, but I could call Mr. Brown.
Mr. Brown, listen, man, I messed up, you know, whatever, whatever the situation might have been, hypothetically speaking, I need a little help.
to get myself on my feet.
Man, Mr. Brown wouldn't hesitate, boy.
Remember, I'm no longer a value to you.
You've already paid me, what, millions of dollars during my time.
For what I've done.
He wouldn't even bring all that up.
What you need, Ocho.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's why I have when I call Ozzy.
Boy, what you want?
I said, I don't know what makes you think I want some.
Because he said that's the only job I hear from you.
Yeah.
I said, I don't want to talk.
I want to talk about good friend.
He said, what you take me for?
But, no, but look, you're right.
When you're there, but that's what I tell these guys.
Man, just play hard.
Just play hard.
Stay out of trouble the best you can.
And you'll never know when you need, said individual.
It might be for a job interview.
It might be for a chair.
It might be for a donation.
It might be for something.
You don't know what the future
your holes.
Like I said,
I had, look,
I didn't know,
when you go to the Hall of Fame,
man,
you know,
you're inviting people like,
hey,
when you start,
hey, mom,
they give you two comps.
I mean,
basically,
basically what it is,
is your brother
gets to come
and he gets one.
And then you get,
everybody else got,
you got to pay for.
You know,
your kids,
you know,
your coaches,
all them people,
you got to pay for that
and you got to put them up.
And so they're getting
that Thursday night,
Friday night,
you got to pay for all that.
That's expensive.
And the meal, the meal that you feed them, you got to pay, that, that, that comes, man, look.
Mr. Baldwin said, hey, send me 30 names.
30.
Man, some people, but some people are about, some people's about to get left out.
Go get a chance to come.
Hey, welcome people all the people to be coming up.
Hey, hey, doing that.
Some of my team, my college teammates got an opportunity to come.
Hey, yeah.
That's, it's, hey.
That's a, that's, like I said, I just, I just played hard.
I didn't do it expecting that to be the came down the road, though, Joe.
I just played, that's all I do.
That's you.
That's you.
That's just me.
That's just me.
Yeah, you can't, and don't, and you can't, and Joe,
never burn, never burn no bridges, boy.
Never burn the bridge.
You might have to go back on.
You don't know who, because you don't know who,
especially, you know, laid it on down the road,
and you might, you never know what it is.
It could be a job or opportunity.
and, you know, they, you know, so-and-so play for you, yeah.
Oh, well, he's trying to get, man, yeah, he's good.
He's good to go.
I mean, Joe, I'm telling you, especially that circle of people,
you don't understand the reach they have, boy.
A, A, A, and as a player, the one thing that, you know,
you got to take advantage of the opportunity that you have right now as you're playing.
It's kind of, it's hard.
Right, you'll never be this hard to get.
It's hard to do because you're so immersed into the game
that you ain't really thinking about all that.
but man, if you got a side hustle
you want to do or something that you think you may want to get
into when you're done playing that sport,
it's no better time to do it than when you're playing, bro,
because you got everything right there as your fingertips.
And people want to work with you here.
Well, they say back there you didn't know,
and now I'm hot, you're all on me.
So were you hot?
It'll be all on you.
I get Chip Conway with the Broncos.
When he first started in 93,
Chip brought mail.
Chip would put mail in the mail slots.
Bring, hey, chill over and get, put my blogger slip.
Because back then, the phone, you get messages, somebody call you.
They put who it was on the phone, because you could call.
Hey, this is such and such.
I'm calling for Ocho.
What's your name?
Oh, Amber.
What's your phone number?
They had all that wrote down.
What time she called her name and her phone number.
Hey, you guys walk by the line, hold on.
Man, I just told it.
I just told her that it chicken all the day.
She called for him?
Because the slots right there.
You got your name on it.
and the slot right there.
Chip run the whole damn
Broncos now.
Damn.
Where they stand at the hotel.
When they fly, all that,
he handles all that.
All the day-to-day operation,
Chip running.
Started out in the mail room.
Got to enjoy what you do.
You just, you never know.
I call,
I pick, pick up the phone call it,
Chip.
That's what I need.
Gotcha.
Call a flip in the train,
and the equipment room.
Got it.
But like I said,
I'm like y'all, I don't bother the people about that.
I'm going about my business.
Man, shop, I know you can get it.
I'm saying to myself, you're right.
I'm good, but I'm not.
They see me one see you.
When I need a favor like,
Ocho, that's a favor like that, I got to use that for me.
Hello.
You know, one of them favorite favors like that,
like Joe, I got to use that.
I can't use that for you.
Oh, yeah.
Now, I might get you, I might get you one of them pink towel.
I might get you to, I might get you a salute to the service mid-time.
Joe, I don't feel like, I don't know, Joe, I didn't get you something like, hey.
Hey, I'm with you.
What, man, you, oh, man, hey, let me get a PS2 jersey.
What?
He got no PS2 jersey.
Come on, well, now.
That'd be calling the bad movie.
Man, hey, man, you play for the Ravers, right?
Yeah, I played for the Ravers.
I'm on the championship team.
I thought so.
Man, you, you cool with Lamar.
Bro, Lamar Jackson was in like second grade.
He might have been this.
What grade was Lamar?
How old Lamar?
Lamar might be 28, now, 29.
Yeah, he was a baby, bro.
He was a baby.
Yeah, Lamar was nine years old in 2000.
What, come on, man, Lamar.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Y'all be having some ridiculous stuff.
He 29.
He 29.
So in 2000, so he's about seven years.
So he'll be 30 and 27.
So man, that man was like seven, six, seven years old.
Come on, die.
Bad never wise.
Nah, hell, no.
No, he's about three.
Lamar was born in 97.
Lamar was three.
Damn.
Mm-mm-mm.
I ain't got enough for you.
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia, AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together,
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And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life.
Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall,
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Kyle is going for it here.
You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that.
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On Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman.
Your duolingo is not going to come back to you when a man is inside of you.
Oh, no.
I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by myself.
because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first.
I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility.
Listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport.
And Sean Clements.
We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook.
Every episode we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing
on how they can help us improve our careers.
The show's famously super accessible
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We recommend some of our recent episodes
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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea.
Every week, the news gets worse.
The world gets crazier,
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Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was?
If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men.
Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.
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And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest.
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What are you doing my belt?
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I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
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