Nightcap - Best of NFL News Part 2: Top 10 WR Rankings, Rookie HAZING stories, "OVERPRICED" WRs
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And we're playing pranks on everybody.
Man, I bragged about six or seven tunes of the toothpaste.
Because in the morning,
I'm going to wake up in the morning,
and I'm going to put toothpaste on somebody door.
So when they walk out,
I just pulled the door because you know, ain't nobody looking.
They just closed the door.
Come on, Sharp.
I'm laid it to bed.
Man, I ain't nobody do that, but Sharp.
Man, I'll be like, so I go by the time I get to the cafeteria shop,
man, you didn't stop playing.
I said, what are you talking about?
I just woke up.
Nah, man, ain't nobody did that, but you stopped playing.
Or we'll put rubbing alcohol and set it on fire.
Hey, come out.
No, man, Sharp, leave us alone.
or will penny lock you in the room?
You have a penny lock somebody in the room, Joe?
Oh, Joe.
Penny lock.
What do that mean?
Yeah.
You take pennies and, you know, it's just enough.
So you put pennies in the door so they can't open it.
Either way, they can't pull it over or push it open.
Oh, I ain't, I, I, I, I, I ain't never seen it.
I ain't either.
Man, I can, we kept people penny locked in the room.
Oh, we'll knock your peep hole out.
Hey, come out, man.
I want to talk to you about some nons shop.
You play too much.
Five things are all in your room.
Oh, that's next step.
Oh, man.
Come on.
The last night, man, we did the last time we was up in Greeley.
This was 2002.
I'm sorry, Harpo, I got to get you up.
I said, Harpo, I need a master key.
You know, everybody called me Sharper.
Sharper, what you need it for?
I said, Sharper.
I said, Harpo, we got to get the rookies, man.
They've been misbehaving.
he'd say
after we do room check
come down and get it
so now me burns
about five of us we don't went
I think it was King Supers or something
but we don't got
we take all the
trash cans
so we fill it up with syrup
water and
flour and we cut up the pillars
and dump the feathers in there
oh man
hey
about water
clock
what 30 to the more of them joking sleep.
Paluso.
Hey, I know, hey, I know they were.
I know they were.
Hey, they're saddened.
Oh, Cho, Joe.
I know they were mad.
What?
Were they?
Hey.
Hey.
Because there's a rookie, man.
You're going to get guys anyway.
No matter what you do.
It doesn't matter if you're doing everything right or if you're doing everything.
They're going to get you, bruntie.
You're a rookie.
And Baltimore, we tied them up.
We tie them up.
We tie them up to the goal.
post, dump water on them, put them in the cold tub.
Yeah.
But in Denver?
Oh, yeah, we got them.
Man, we messed up so many.
We messed up people, computers.
I'm sorry, guys.
I am so sorry that we messed up your computer.
Man, when they go to pop.
But we did about 45.
And all the fact, all that, because we go get Bible Steemys Shop, everybody float.
We empty those.
That thing, that thing like a winter one to land.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, they go get your keys out your locker while you're in practice.
and they popcorn your car.
Oh, Joe.
Man, you know how hard it is
getting all this stuff out of your car.
Yeah, I've seen those clips.
That's funny.
Joe, we steal somebody car
and drive it by the mile away,
leave it running,
doors open lights on.
Damn.
By the time practice over here,
that thing did.
Oh, man.
I got off easy as a rookie.
The most they did to me
tied me to the goal post,
left me out there,
pour the all the gator rate
out of the practice.
The Gatorade on top of me, the water on top of me.
That was pretty much it.
And my rookie dinner.
My rookie dinner I had to pay where I had to pay for the receivers.
I got off easy.
Oh.
Yeah.
And we're going to make you late.
You got to be late for one practice because we're going to nail your locker shut.
Nail it shut.
Man, come on, man.
Who did this, man?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Show them some fun.
Hey.
Melt snick and we're messing with a little to put them in your helmet.
Oh, yeah.
Baby powder in your helmet and you be sweating that thing.
Like, man, what the?
Come on, man.
Man, y'all play too.
I said, bro, I don't know why everybody blame it on me.
Like, I'm the only guy on the team.
Man, ain't nobody but sharp.
It had to be sharp or burns.
I bet you.
Hey, come on, bro.
Y'all just start blaming me for stuff that I did.
I mean, I didn't do.
Hey, hey, hey, I try.
I try to do everything right, okay, Ocho, what, you need coffee, what you need, copulactic,
what you need, newspaper.
I'm bringing it all.
I'm making sure I ain't missing that.
They got you, Joe.
Because it was two, it was three of us as rookies.
So, you know, like, if one of us ain't doing what they asked, hell, we all got to pay.
Man, we came outside one day, boy, them cars was full popcorn.
I'm talking about as soon you open a dough, it comes flushing.
Oh, man.
I got a lucky, too, Ocho, because I was the only rookie.
and they didn't want to do anything.
So I got,
I had a limbo, I got limo, had the thing
and ain't nobody show up.
I'm like, thank you, Jesus.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jesus.
But Clinton Porter's, oh, we got porters.
Clinton Porter's Ashley Little Lee.
Y'all got CP?
Did we?
I know he was mad.
No, he was a good sport about it.
Oh, he was cool?
Okay, okay, okay.
We were good about it.
I mean, it didn't cause,
That many costs them but like 22-5.
That's only about.
That's it, 22-5.
2000?
22,500.
Well, y'all would have had to see me up.
Hey, the thing is, look, I say, look, guys, this is what we're going to do.
We're not taking anything home.
Because, you know, because guys that started, they order, they order stakes, $150
all the stakes take home.
My in-law coming in town.
No, your in-laws ain't fin to eat none of this.
Man, them joke was buy a $3,000 ball of wine to take home.
Now, if you want to drink some Rothschilder, some protruse,
or if you want a shot of that King Louis,
hey, what's the most expensive?
Because back then, that King Louis.
That's all we knew.
Yeah.
It was like $100, $125 a shot.
What?
Let me get 15 shots.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on, one.
Come on.
You said that too casual.
$125 for what?
A shot, a ounce.
Maybe two ounces.
By this much.
Come on, nah.
Come on, nah.
They just.
Let me get 15.
of those.
Fifteen.
Fifteen.
Who gonna pay for it?
The rookie.
Portis and Lily.
What?
Damn.
That's cold.
Oh, you're gonna pay for it.
My car would have declined here.
It wouldn't even...
It wouldn't even...
It went through, Joe?
You know, no.
$22,000 when I was a rookie.
Oh, you got it.
I ain't said it.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
But I got...
I had a...
I had a limit on my card and 22 grand,
it wasn't going to go through.
Don't worry about it.
What would have we through?
Guess what?
We take out your check.
Hey, Ocho.
Ojo.
My had about like a $7 to $8,000 limit.
If I went over that and one, one plea.
It was a rap, huh?
Yeah, and you had to get me a limit.
I had to get a car by myself.
I couldn't ride with nobody because I was going to leave.
And when I was ready to leave,
so you got to get a limo just for me.
Damn, I'm.
You made the price go up you for most.
For sure.
Yeah.
But, you know, sometimes we had rookies.
They wasn't no high draft picks.
You know, I went.
I help them out.
Right.
But if you were the first round draft pick
and you're on a skill position running back
or wire a seal?
Yeah.
You got it.
Get all that.
You know, it's funny, too, is, you know, it's tradition, all NFL teams, obviously
rookies based on position.
You all have rookie night, obviously, the dinners.
When I was a veteran, I never did it.
I never made the rookie have to do anything.
You ain't made a boy do nothing.
I had to deal with it, Joe.
I was kind of cool about it.
I wasn't with the hazing.
You ain't got to carry my pad.
You ain't got to carry my helmet.
I was cool.
I would just chill.
Man, I dropped my stuff right down the floor.
Hey, dropped the pads right down there.
Hey, bro, let me get some, hey, give me some Gatorade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a whole part about it.
So, hopefully, you be inspired to make the team, so you guess what?
You get your rookie.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
I was kind of cool about it.
Mm-mm.
I had to get chicken, and I ain't even want no chicken.
But that's right.
I had to do Popeyes, huh?
Yeah.
For the receiver, they had to do Popeyes on game day as a rookie, Joe.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, okay.
When I wasn't dressing, I still had to get Popeyes.
Listen, man, I had to get coffee, donuts, and a newspaper.
These folks ain't even looking at the newspaper.
Hold on, hold on, Joe.
Now, this is very important, now.
When you go get donuts, we talk about Dunkin' Donuts,
and we talk about Kris cream.
I was getting Dunkin' Donuts at the time.
Nah, they had this place, I think it's called Winchels.
And they're talking about they want to hot.
Oh, I know about Winchers, Aunt.
I know about Winters.
Yeah, I think that was the name of those, Joe.
And Joe, they're talking about they want them hot,
and they wanted six glaze, and they wanted with Kelly Donuts,
and they want it.
I said, come on.
man, damn.
Hey.
And they won't breakfast sandwich.
They got this spot.
They got breakfast sandwich.
I want bacon, egg, and cheese.
I want sausage egg and cheese.
Well, I won't, I won't mine on a consultant.
You'd be late for that plane.
You want to.
Man, please.
But I wanted to fight these dude for real.
And I know they couldn't beat me.
I want to fight.
I want the fight.
I want the fight.
I want to fight the end word for real.
Hey.
And then I was just like, you know what?
I only lied.
about like week eight or week nine
I just told I said I ain't bringing no more donuts
you said that I said I ain't bringing no more donuts
they said all right you know what's going to happen
I said okay
if I was knowing y'all because they're going to cut me
because I'm going to whip every last one of y'all
did you bring them?
No I was done
they weren't even eating them
okay first of all I was seven round draft pick
Ocho I ain't got no bread like that
I'm buying all this stuff
And when I leave
You know
I sit them in the guy's locker
And they still
I mean
Somebody might eat one donut
Somebody might eat
You know one breakfast sandwich
A two breakfast sandwich
I don't about seven
Eight
Nah
They didn't want you to put the work in
They just want you
They just want to put your hands to work
I'm having to get up early
Hey they're wasting your money huh
That's okay
Hey
Not only that
You got to leave
practice early on days
We're gonna fly out
You got to leave practice early because you got to go get all this sandwich.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you.
Thub ways.
Boy, you're going to be late.
We're calling you.
You ain't got about 10 minutes, boy.
You pull it up sweating like I don't know what.
Yeah.
Somebody won't Popeye.
Somebody won't Kentucky fried chicken.
Somebody want Burger King.
I mean, why can't just go get Popeyes?
And everybody gets everybody.
I want spicy.
I won't mild.
Man.
I'm done.
That's crazy.
That's how happened.
That's crazy.
So that was the end of that.
I did it for as long as I could.
I kept doing it.
If they were eating the sandwiches, I'd have kept buying them.
Okay.
But nah, y'all not eating them and then, you know,
the de-lime and they eating them and the offensive linemen and eating them.
Right.
I say, hey, well, I guess that's an ass cut.
I'm going to have to take it.
But I tell you what,
two of y'all are going to get effed up.
I promise you that.
Yeah.
Did they complain?
What are they going to do?
I told him, whatever y'all want to do.
Right.
Oh, damn?
They gave me the name.
They gave me the name Big Reasy for a reason.
Yeah.
Big Greasy.
Hey, hey, uncle.
Uh-uh.
I would have had a jump on you, boy.
I would have to jump on you, boy.
Like a chicken on a gym, boy.
I ain't got into it, no.
I got into it one time.
For real?
Yeah, me and C.K.
Because I was a rookie.
Because when they move me to tight end, obviously I had to go into the tight end room.
C.K. was a vet.
C.K. said behind me.
And every day, you know, I don't want to cause no trouble.
My grandma said, boy, I don't see you nowhere, you know how to behave, you know how to act.
Yes, sir.
C.K. kept knocking my, knocking my, so I have all my thing out, so I'm trying to take notes.
So I have my notebook out.
Man, it ain't worry.
Y'all like to make me say this ninja with like.
kick the book and all my papers filed
so, you know, I got to rearrange him.
Right.
And so I thought, okay,
hey, it's a rookie.
I'm a rookie.
Okay, I'm going to eat this couple of times.
You know, one of them days, guys,
you just don't even feel like being barber.
Yeah, yeah.
Snap-bunk?
You catch, you catch the right guy,
but it just happened to be the wrong day.
Yep.
Man, that Joe kicked that thing over one more,
that last time.
boy I jumped out of that seat
death flipped over
by that time I had
I was all I was right here
I got him out of his seat
I said CK
you do that one more time bro
I'm gonna beat your ass
and you're gonna beat me
and I don't think you can beat me
I don't think you can beat me
who broke it up
I didn't have nothing nobody
they were just looking like well damn
I bet he said I'm just playing
I bet he ain't do it no more
because at that time my eyes,
when I get really, really upset,
my eyes get really red and they start the water.
I had a young lady that used to call me Beast
because when I get really upset, she's like,
man, look at your nostrils.
So she called me, she called me beast.
Man, I was, boy, look here.
Had I been a, well, he wouldn't have done that if I was a vet.
Right.
But he thought like, and see, I don't.
I don't like all that picking.
That's what they call, we call it.
You decide we call it picket,
oh, Joe.
They call it bullying now.
Trying to bully.
I don't do all that picking.
And grown men don't play like that.
I had no tell him,
and I didn't tell him,
and I was talking to the coach
to try that he's going to say something.
But he didn't.
That was it.
And then I slapped a dude one time
because he was playing.
Damn, ma'am.
You slapping people at work?
Look here, man.
Would a man tell you to stop playing
what you do?
Joe.
Stop playing.
Yeah.
It was cold and he knocked the ball out of my head.
I'm telling me it was cold.
I'm talking about I bundled up.
I got two sweatsuit, two pair of sweatpants on.
I'm talking about it cold like that.
Come on, man.
So he knocked the ball out of my hand.
I said, man, stop playing.
So catch me a pass.
I come back.
He hit the ball and the ball hit me in the face.
And before I had knew it,
I had them punched him dead in his face.
Yeah, a little slight reaction.
I'm talking, hey, I'm talking about that thing.
I'm talking about, oh, I snap one.
Wow.
He said, man, you for real?
They said, that man just punched the shit out of you.
What you think?
I went on about my business.
That was the end of that.
He bet he'd do it no more.
Nope.
I mean, we didn't speak for a couple of days,
but we were cool after that.
I don't do our look.
we had a group that we used to play jokes on each other me burns house
double a dude named allan auger's rest his soul he passed away
it was about four of us and foot so we would play jokes on each other
couldn't do it in the cafeteria but if you if we saw you somewhere
outside like man joke would be eating in his locker and you come knock all this food out
oh okay we did that in high school we did in the high school so check
this out, Joe, take this out of Joe and Ocho. This dude, I get my food. And Ray Jacobs, that's
who it was, Ray Jacobs. So every day I would come with pancakes. I come with pancakes from LaPitte.
I get wheat germ pancakes, banana slice on top. That's it. That's what I would get.
I would park in the same spot every day. How about dude laying up under his car?
Uh-huh. He laying up under his car. I ain't thinking of it.
about it. Man, I got my, got my,
pancakes, got my orange juice.
I'm just a, I'm going to tear this up.
How do you roll up on his car and just kick my bag right up
by my hand?
Oh, man.
And cake goes everywhere.
Yeah, he laid on the ground under his truck like Cape Fear.
You see the movie Cape Fear with Robert De Niro?
Yeah, Justin.
That's how old boy did me.
Hey, you know,
Back in high school, we played that,
and you got some of your hand,
they slapping out your hand real quick
and it hit the flow.
It's yours.
But it hit the flow, though, Joe,
so you can't eat it no more.
Yeah.
I play three-second rule, boy.
Three-second rule, I'm picking it up.
I'm eating mine.
You couldn't eat that because we hit on the floor
and just step on it.
You ain't eat that, don't Joe.
Hey, hey.
That's exactly what God would do.
Tell me, oh, three-second rule.
It's good.
Three-second rule, yep.
Joe, y'all ain't played that three-second rule, Joe?
Nah, no, no.
We played games like if you had something in your hand and I liked it and I knocked it out,
then it was mine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I play three-second rule.
We're being trained in Cap Ocho.
I go around and unscrew, screw the top off and just barely put it back on all the salt and pepper shakers.
So when they get some, all the pepper in the place, all the salt on their food.
Hey, boy, you were you, man.
Oh, that's a good day, boy.
I did.
I did.
That was, hey, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, all the stuff that I wanted to do.
Like, I said, I couldn't wait.
They got me, Joe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that thing.
I got to get back.
Yeah.
I hated when, because that was my, um, in 2003, my last year.
we had training camp at the facility.
That's when they had started, you know,
bringing in and we didn't go back to Greeley anymore.
But to go to Greeley to be in that dorm
because we stayed at UNC,
University of Northern Colorado up in Greeley,
man.
Oh, we stayed in some mess.
Oh, man.
Oh, my.
Ocho, we'd have been mad.
Oh, we got Ocho.
Who?
We got Ocho.
You're lucky.
Nah, but I'm coming, now, y'all, y'all would have love me.
Y'all wouldn't mess with me.
Yeah, we would have, and you're a rookie year.
And then we'd have got you so bad, and you're like, oh, I'm getting me somebody back.
Yeah, they make something up to get you, Ocho.
It don't matter if you're doing everything right.
They're going to make something up.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Yeah, because you, you're only a rookie once, Ocho.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
And then guess what?
You're going to be a vet longer than you're going to be a rookie.
Rookie.
So guess about all the rookies
that come in after you?
Yeah.
See, I let all the rookie slide
that came after me.
I was a good sport about it too,
Uncle Joe.
I was a good sport about it.
I want a trip.
Listen, listen,
I understand the tradition.
I really ain't into that.
So I'm going to accept it.
I'm going to pay what I need to pay.
I'll before the games.
I'm going to get your Popeyes, you know.
I'm good.
I don't want no Popeyes.
I want you to sing.
Where you from?
Put your hand over your heart.
Where you from?
Oregon State.
What position you play?
Wide receiver.
How about you your signing bonus?
Oh, hell no.
How do you get $500,000?
Yeah.
Hey, the worst thing in the NBA was when they made you as rookies,
they make all the rookies carry these little girl backpack.
You had to wear, you had to carry like a pink backpack,
or it might have to be clear to where you can see everything.
Oh, man, it would be a butterfly backpack.
Door to be a butterfly.
Oh, man.
Are you a door to explore all that?
Yeah, yeah.
Old season.
But that's gone on.
What we did was passed down.
They have been doing that for like 40, 50 years, Ocho Joe.
Yeah.
Damn.
So we just want to keep the tradition going.
Okay.
All that.
They had to cut them up.
We ain't cutting no hair.
I mean, I see some people cut people here tonight.
We ain't cut nobody.
I ain't cut nobody here or not.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Man, they be getting to do, man.
They cut half the side of the hair off like this here.
The rest of the side is there.
Oh, yeah.
They get your Mohawk.
They do all, man, Joe.
I said, oh, no, that y'all doing too much for that.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
That's too much.
There was the days I'm sorry, man, you know what?
Now did I think about it.
Y'all didn't get no rookie initiation, Joe.
You did, though.
Joe, we didn't get you no rookie initiation.
Joe?
Yeah.
What we don't do to him?
I don't know.
We think of something.
There, I'm, hey, I'm two years in.
Yeah, you're right, Joe.
Damn.
But even if you two.
We didn't pass the past school.
Not really, we still got to initiate you, though.
I'm, hey, you know what, I'm kind of mad too, Unk.
We're there.
For what?
I'm mad.
He's faking an injury trying to duck me, man.
Oh, he ducking you, Ocho?
Yeah, he ducking me.
I'm thinking about, I just thought about that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, what I ain't doing in the big three
and got nothing to do with you probably.
Oh.
I'm going to be able to tend to you soon.
Don't you even worry about that.
Damn.
Yeah.
Don't worry about that.
You think so?
Yeah, yeah.
That left leg, he said that left leg is only like $1.15.
So he ain't going to be able to push off it.
Hey, all I'm going to do it, I'm going to go to his right.
Because you got to push off that left.
That's right.
Yeah, you can't see, you can't see in that damn right now.
So we're even.
Exactly.
We're even.
Yeah.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe, don't talk about my eye, Joe, for real.
Hey, that thing, a little murky, though, for real, though.
Yeah.
You look cloudy, on you, Joe.
I know.
Hey, can you see it?
Can you see it?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You're bad, huh?
Yeah.
Man, that's why I will make
I'm gonna go get the cataract removed, man
I'm gonna do it, man.
You probably need to.
I am, I am.
Hey, Uncle, I'd be, man, I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
You scared, huh?
Well, don't want to have to go.
I just, you know what?
I remember what it was like when 1994,
when I had death surgery and I had inflammation on the inside,
my grandma thought it was pink eye.
I don't know what it was, but Unk,
I remember they put the, they took the Q-tip.
Yeah.
And they took the Q-tip on top of the eyeball.
Yeah.
And you feel that needle go in, but you can't feel the pain because they haven't...
They numbed it.
Oh, that's the worst feeling, man.
I just don't want to go through that no more, man.
And then I had a late...
They got...
No, that ain't what they do with a cataract now.
They actually lift it up and pull it out.
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah.
They got to get that up out of that.
Don't get it done, bro.
You got to get right.
Yeah, I'm going to do it, Joe.
I'm going to do it, Joe.
I'm going to do it.
I just...
Oh, that's just the eyeball, man.
And what if I get that lazy eye again?
Or that far as Whitaker?
No, my eye was, in high school, my eye was stuck like that.
It was just, it was off to the side.
Oh, you think that thing caught out, huh?
Yeah, I was like that for real.
I don't know how, like, like, hey, Joe, you can see how I'm looking at you right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It wasn't like that when I was in high school.
My eye was stuck, it was stuck to the right, like Biggie Smalls.
I don't know how it got to the point.
And I can't see.
I can't see nothing out the right eye.
I just don't want that to happen.
I go back in there, I go back under the knife,
and then my eyes stuck.
I'm 50 years old and I'm cocky-eyed.
What'd that look like?
We're going to start the show every night.
What a joke could do.
Oh, don't think, Jekyllis,
you got a cock-eye at 50 years old.
We ain't going to join you.
Boy, please.
Hey, come on, man.
Y'all can't do me like that, man.
Yes, we can.
Yes, we will.
I don't know Joe might not.
But I'm, oh, hey, no, I'm like, hey, hey, you know, I got to get mine in, too.
You know what?
I'm going to wear a patch.
Don't worry about it.
That's okay.
We know what's under there.
You're going to be like, hey, you're going to be like slick Rick the ruler?
Yeah, man, yeah, man.
That's why I'm nervous about getting it done because I just know after that surgery,
I had a cock eye all through high school, sophomore.
I had to deal with it in college.
And once I got to Santa Monica, for some reason, it started to straighten back up.
but I still couldn't see that.
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It's going to get
Ocho upset.
An anonymous
AMC
executive is
calling out
overpriced
wide receivers.
I think the
wide receiver
prices have
gotten so crazy
that teams
are warming up
to the fact
I can get
a super talented
back,
pass
Kachach
Tachian
talented back with pass-catching abilities,
paying 17 or 18 million a year,
like doesn't sound so bad anymore.
The top average NFL annual value position for JSCN,
42.1 million,
more than double the top running back,
which is Saquan at 20.6.
Ocho?
You say, hey, because remember,
Ocho used to be the running backs?
We ain't going to pay the running back.
Now they're saying these wire receiver prices are getting astralob,
but they're getting out of line.
Man, child, please.
Listen, if you don't have receivers, go out there and try to run an offense to see what happened.
Can't nobody get the hell open.
And they stack nine in the goddamn box.
And then even if you do have one of those dynamic backs unks that can run the ball and catch the ball out of the backfield, and they can't run the ball.
Because you don't got no receivers to open up the game, to take the top off the coverage.
What are these people talking about, man?
There's a reason they make that 40, 41, 42, 43.
There's a reason Pooka going to break the bank and reset the market at the wide.
What are we talking about?
If you understand the game and how the game is played,
how many of those backs he just described are there in the NFL?
What?
Three, maybe four?
If that, McCaffrey, Bejohn, Robinson,
Jamir Gibbs, Sequin, Jamir Gibbs, and Christian McCaffrey.
Who else?
It's 32 teams.
I could only name five players that are really good,
really good at doing both.
You're right.
Let's be realistic.
Come on, man.
And he makes it seem like everybody, listen, every receiver that comes up,
ain't going to get JSA and Apuka's money.
No.
It's just like every quarterback, so every quarterback now when he's eligible.
So you think Baker Mayfield is going to reset the market, he's going to get Patrick Mahomes money?
No, he's not.
No.
He's not.
And then you have to understand, these $40 million contracts are reserved for the elite of the elite.
All top dollar contracts are, except the quarterbacks, but the quarterback is the only guy.
he's the only guy that you pay on potential.
Everybody else have to prove themselves.
And they have to normally prove themselves over and over.
A quarterback, well, we think he can be good.
Let's go ahead and pay him.
Even after one season.
Because you can't do nothing without a damn quarterback at all.
Can't do nothing.
Look, I understand.
So you want to, these is this exec, whoever this exec is.
So you want the value of the franchises to go up.
You used to buy a franchise for $30, $40, $50 million, $200 million.
So your franchise is going up, $6 billion, $7 billion, $8 billion, $10 billion, $12 billion.
But while the prices for the players stay the same.
You see how they think it's check?
So now the Cowboys got a value, I think they got a valuation of $13, $12, $13 billion.
but you want the wire receivers to still make money like they're playing in 2015.
Hello.
Damn.
Matter of fact, you know who I left off that list, too?
Six running backs, actually.
Brother Cook down there in Buffalo.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, brother cooked down in Buffalo.
That's what I don't get.
Everybody keeps on, oh, oh, the stock market is good and all this is good.
The common man ain't in the stock market.
That's reserved for.
are very few.
Yeah.
So I don't care.
The stock market can go to $60,000.
If I ain't got no money,
what good is that doing me?
In order for to put money
in the stock market, you've got to have disposable income.
Everybody ain't got disposable income.
Because everybody ain't making a living wage.
I can't take money.
So the money that I was supposed to put gas
in my car or buy necessities
around the house, I can't take that money
and put it in the stock market.
I need that.
Yeah.
I need to put a roof over my head.
I just don't, I just don't get,
they don't want to play the players nothing.
They just want,
they just want,
they just want to,
just print money.
Yeah.
Or they want,
they want to make all of them.
Yeah,
print money,
because here's the thing.
Y'all making more money.
We see Netflix.
It's the Netflix plays $75 million for five games,
$3.75 for five games,
Ocho.
Mm.
375 for five.
Netflix going to want to,
I don't know if Amazon
and get another package
but Netflix don't want
that Sunday night package
Fox, you all have to bid.
CBS, y'all have to bid
because they got these streaming services
that got Buku Bucks.
Yes.
And y'all remember that game? Press your luck.
Big bucks no whammy, big bucks no way me.
Stop! They got it.
And the one thing I know about
the NFL, y'all think they got
loyalty to your networks, but they're about
to show you.
As CBS,
money talks
when they talk about getting a reduction
but okay
you're going to find out
I don't that's what I don't get
so as
everything goes up
the value of the franchise goes up
more money is coming in
through licensing
licensing
TV contracts
but oh
players not a player's making too much money
and the players are the
product that's on the damn field that draw eyes to the game.
That's what I don't understand, bro.
You got to always take care of the product, man.
I don't give a damn what sport it is, Ocho.
You got to take care of the product, bro.
That's the guys that's out there or the people that's out there on the field or on the
court that's competing and making the game somewhat respectable to what people want to watch.
Yes.
That's what I'm going to get.
Reward the people that helped your business.
grow. That's the way you
do it. But
they want to make all the money.
You're getting a check.
What's the, what's the, what is it?
$250 million?
What's the cap?
You're going to get $400 million.
Just off TV.
Just on TV.
Now, you got local TV,
local radio, you got
parking, you got admissions,
you got PS sales,
you got all the other stuff that's
in there, motor cross, NCAA concerts.
Okay, the NFL salary cap is $301 million,
301.2.
You might get a check for 400.
So you're about 100 clear.
That's before you do anything locally.
Now, what about all the jerseys that you sell?
You got to cut it back.
All the merchandise.
So now when we get the stadiums,
you got at least eight,
you got at bare minimum.
Because guess what?
The tickets aren't any cheaper for preseason.
You're a low.
So let's just say
on the low end, you got 10 home games.
On the high end, you got 11.
That's a regular season.
Because it's an odd number 17.
So one year you might have nine home games,
the next year you have eight.
Now, post season.
So they just want to make all the money.
Players are making too much.
as your franchise has increased exponentially.
Man, y'all didn't stop.
Hey, listen.
God.
It sounded a little bit like college football, too.
Of course.
Huh?
Oh, everything was fine and dandy when the universities
and the entities were making billions of players' likeness.
And all of a sudden, NIL is a problem.
Oh, they're making too much money.
They never said, guess who they never said that about Ocho?
The coaches.
Who?
The coach.
Name the coach.
You know, when the,
when the college came to them
say, you know what? We want to give you an
extension. We know you got
five years. You know we got three, four years
left. We want to put another three, four
years on it. And bump your
salary from $5 million to $7,8 million.
Nobody uttered the word.
Now,
now it's a problem.
Why that's a problem?
It wasn't no problem when y'all
was making billions.
Y'all didn't go to Congress
and sit your ass up there and lie.
and talk about this is bad.
When coaches leave,
you know, I didn't say, well, a player should only be able to leave once.
Really?
Why?
Coaches leave all the time more than once.
The coach, he was at Cincinnati,
and then he went to Notre Dame,
and then he went to LSU.
Chip Kelly.
No, Brian Kelly.
Brian Kelly.
Brian Kelly.
I'm talking about Chip Kelly.
What?
What?
Coach Saban, I love you.
You left, wasn't he at Toledo, a Bowling Green?
Where was he at?
What was Coach Saban at?
And then he went to LSU.
And then he went to Miami.
And then he came back to Alabama.
Urban Meyer.
He was at Bowling Green or something.
Then he went to Florida.
Then he went to Ohio State.
So damn.
So coaches can move as much as they won't,
but you want to relegate a player.
Wherever you go, you get one move.
Okay, coaches, you get one move.
I'm cool.
Right.
Because you get one move.
So if you go to the University of Florida,
your next move better be your best move,
because that's it.
Unless you get fired.
Oh, hey.
Oh, Coach Saban started at Kent State.
Then it was line.
Then, no, I just,
I just want to go head coach.
Oh, he was at Michigan State.
That's where he started.
He was at Toledo, and then he was coach Belichick's defensive coordinator at Cleveland.
Then he went to Michigan State.
Then he went to LSU.
So hold on.
Toledo is one.
Michigan State is two.
LSU is three.
Miami is four.
Alabama is five.
What damn?
But a player gets to a player wherever you go.
So if you go to the University of Miami-Ocho, you get one, you get one transfer.
That's it.
That's it.
With the Arkansas, you got one.
You can go to Kentucky.
You can go wherever you want, but you only get that after that, that's it.
But coach, you get to go wherever.
Nah, hell, no.
And y'all know they're going to try to cap that damn NIL too.
Oh, of course.
How many schools laying kids to do that?
Yeah, yeah.
Laine the damn coached at every team in SEC.
Lange got a big bag.
U.S.
He's at Tennessee.
He's the old miss.
Now he's at LSU.
I think Coach Simmons is the greatest college coach all time
But I think it's really disingenuous for what they're doing
Because what happened was
Guess what, Ocho
So now all of a sudden
Everybody got a bag
All of a sudden people didn't want no scat packs
And no charges and challenges
When I can get a Lambo
I can get a Cullinanin
I can get an uric
Hello
Yeah
Every four and five start running back coming out
You know what?
You know what it is?
You got Trent Richardson.
You got Ingram.
You got Derek Henry.
You got Kamara.
You got Damian Harris.
You got 10 pitty.
Rest his soul.
You got seven, eight five-star running backs.
Boys.
And they wait and they turn.
What about the receivers?
Alabama used to be just like that.
They had Ridley and they had Julio
and they had a coop.
They had Judy.
They had Devonte Smil.
They got rugs.
They got waddle.
Just stop.
And we're going to talk about all them D-Lylin
and linebackers and corners they had,
Ocho.
We're going to talk about them.
Hey, animals, boy.
All right.
I can swim, Joe.
Okay.
All right.
Joe.
Vaugh Miller's looking for a new home.
Look where he posted.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hold on, Vaugh.
Hey, boy, come on home, man.
You know we got something.
You know, we got a spot for you.
That two-fold looked good on you, too, boy.
Yeah, he's from Texas too.
He played in Texas.
He made sense.
Demarckis Ware was one of his guy.
He got an opportunity to play with DeWare and Denver.
They won a championship together.
Vaughn with Super Bowl MVP.
And you look at the limited number of snaps that he had last year.
I think he had like seven, eight sacks.
And he could, look, the one thing he could do,
he can get out to the quarterback.
And it's not going to cost you a whole lot of money.
Can he be?
He can still be in that corner.
He can still be in the edge.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
He's been in like Beckham, boy.
I know.
I'm a, look.
I'm a Von Miller fan, man, especially he coming to the Cowboy.
Huh?
Hey, boy, hey, hey, hey, hey, boy, our defense is going to be all right, Ocho.
I'm telling you.
Huh?
Our defense is going to be better than y'all's.
Who?
The Bengals.
Yo, let's, let's, let's, let's wait.
the football season to get here, Joe, for we to our October.
All right. Okay.
I'm going to be all.
Hey, I got something for you, boy.
Right now, my head is all basketball right now.
All basketball.
You've heard the chaos.
Now you can see it.
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My first thought is like, what's up with the snacks?
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What a fuck.
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What a, f***.
Look, never I've ever been able to talk to nobody.
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My kids, my
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Coach your scouts ranked the NFL
top wire receivers for 2026.
Uh-oh.
They got Jamar Chase at one,
Justin Jefferson at two,
JSN at three,
Pooka at four,
Armand Ross St. Brian in five,
C.D. Lamb is six,
pick is at seven,
Nico Collins, eight,
A.J. Brown, nine.
Devonte Adams rounds out the top ten.
I don't know how they got
Malik neighbors in there at 11
considering that he's coming up ACL
and he had surgery because the scar tissue built up.
Yeah.
So I don't know how he got.
out there in front of Mike Evans,
Tyreek Hill, there's a chance
he might not even play this year, Ocho.
I don't know how he got to high as he is.
But I would have Jamison Williams absolutely
up higher than what he is.
I put him in front of Malik neighbors
and Tyreek based on just injury history alone.
Damn, y'all think D.K. that far down in 19?
I'm not putting him.
Man, hey, that kid Alex Pierce,
now he don't get no shy in Ocho, but we know
he, hey, he for real, Joe.
Yeah, yeah.
He for real, for real.
Oh, he's going to get his chance this year, though.
Look, absolutely.
Chase, I'm not going to argue with you.
But I can't put Jetta in too.
Not after what Pook.
I'm not putting him in front of Pooka.
Let me tell you something.
Jetta stand right there too.
I understand what Puga's doing.
I understand how great Pooka is,
but I also understand what Justin Jefferson is done since he's into the lead.
Now, the fact that he didn't have a quarterback,
is the only reason why you're saying.
I got a fact that. I got a factor that in.
I'm not factoring it in.
I'm not doing that because of the way.
You got to.
I know exactly what Justin Jefferson could do.
I know exactly what he could do.
Nah.
I'm not playing that game and chastising and penalizing Jeddlers
because he doesn't have a quarterback based on what he's done since he ended the league.
I'm not doing that.
And Pooka got a guy.
Joe.
And Pooke got staffer throwing to him.
No, man, come on.
But I'm saying, but you make you seem like Pooka ain't
of numbers since he's been in the league.
Hey, um, we're talking about Justin Jefferson.
Puka's great.
Yes.
I like Puka. He's great.
We talk about Jettas, man.
Come on, man.
Yes.
Come on, man.
Come on, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You saw Puka, you saw Puka numbers?
You said, you, but don't, don't pretend like Puga.
I ain't saying no slows.
But come on, now.
We're talking about Jettas, now.
Come on, don't do that, man.
Hey.
But I got, I got to take in the totality.
And if you take a totality body at work,
then this would be number two.
Ocho, but I'm saying
last year happened.
Puka has never had a year like that.
And I know his quarterback situation,
but guess what?
Like you tell me all the time,
when them numbers dip,
they don't want to hear nothing about that quarterback duty,
Ochoo.
I know they don't want to hear it.
But the reason why the number is deaf
and he still was over 1,000,
with the quarterback situation they had,
with the memory.
Man, look here,
a thousand yard for a receiver
playing 16, 17 games,
on your day. You know, that ain't nothing. That's like
a running back. That's like a running back getting
a thousand yards and 17 games.
But I ain't a 58 yards a game.
I understand. I understand that. But I understand
the greatest that is Justin Jefferson.
And even though he didn't have a quarterback,
it was messy. It was messy for me.
It was awful.
I felt bad for it. And he was still able to get
that thousand. I understand how great
Pook is. I think Pooke is one of those receivers
honestly. If he had that same type
of system that he has in L.A.,
he can go playing with any other team
and still produce the same way
as long as they have an adequate quarterback.
It makes it even better that he got stabbered.
So even to go crazy regardless.
I think the thing is that what,
if you look at the guys that's been in that system,
they catch a lot of balls,
but the longevity is because you get so many targets
and you get hit so much.
Yeah.
You remember Cooper Cup?
Yeah.
Cooper Cup had that his scoring season.
and then the injuries
because you take so much
punishment.
Man, think about how many balls
they throw the puka.
He gets a lot.
I wonder how many targets he had last year.
Can Ash look that up?
I'm curious.
I mean,
yeah, Ash looked at up.
And I think he missed two games,
and he led the league and received it.
Damn.
It missed two games.
He got a gun slinger back there,
and over him.
Oh, man, Stavrick and flat, I throw it.
Do you mean?
Can you imagine?
Put Stafford in Minnesota.
What would you think
Justin numbers
it looked like?
Matter of fact,
how about this?
You know,
do me a favor.
Take,
put Jettas
and that L.A.
offense with Sean McVeigh.
What you think
Jeter numbers
would look like?
Hey.
Any receiver,
you look at
what,
the one thing
out of Mike Shaddenhan's
system,
the receivers,
if you're that boy,
or you're going to put up numbers.
Absolutely.
You're going to put up number.
If you just go back
and look at the West Coast,
you go start
with Jerry, you start going Sterling Sharp
and Terrell Lawrence and you look at all those
guys that played in that system, oh, they're going
going to put up numbers. They eat. Oh, they're going
going to get you to my old. They're going to, oh, they're going to feed you,
Joe. They're going to move you. They're going to feed you.
They're going to move you around.
Catch him if you can.
Because he's going to be on the right. He's going to be on the left.
They're going to put him in the backfield. They're going to put him in the
slot. Look at JSC in.
Click who are.
You see? Remember,
they lie JSC in up in the back field?
I don't throw him in touchdown.
like the backfield.
If you in that West Coast system
and you are a receiver
for all you need,
you don't need, if you got a great quarterback,
Devonte Adams
with Aaron Rogers in Green Bay.
Hey, ugly.
Hey, him boy were ugly.
That back shoulder.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Joe, that man got 113 touchdown
in 10 years.
Different.
A hundred and 13.
Different.
It makes you realize just how many
Jerry got a hundred and ninety-seven.
Receiving touchdown.
That's crazy.
In a league that they did throw the ball like me
throwing down.
Hey.
Okay, so you leave it.
So you leaving everything as is.
You got Chase 1, Jetta, 2, J.S.N.
of 3, Puka, 4, Armid Ross.
So you leaving everything as he is.
I don't even see.
Wait, where is Defonte Smith?
They ain't got some many up there.
22, Ocho.
Come on now, come on.
Puka caught 129 balls, Ocho, on 166 targets.
And he missed two games, if I'm not mistaken.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Listen, depending on who you ask.
So he's getting almost basically 17 games.
He's getting a little less nine targets a game.
You know what?
I don't like Nico Collins being so low.
I don't think people understand how good Nico Collins is.
But if I want to take him up.
But if you put him up, you got to take somebody back.
you got getting ready to say.
Hey, hey, what's the average,
what's the average target to game or receiver get?
Your top receiver?
Seven, eight.
They depend on who you plan.
Hey, listen.
Yeah.
For my.
No, no.
That's the, for Chase, for Chase.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, no, flag.
But the average, when you equate everything out,
somewhere between seven and eight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, eight, well, my Cowboys having.
two guys in their top 10.
I'm expecting big
things from this year.
Yeah, I mean?
I expect a big disappointment.
Oh, wow.
Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Why are you expecting a disappointment?
What's up?
Because you're expecting a lot?
Me?
Yep.
I'm expecting what I think they should do.
We should be a pretty damn good thing.
You've been thinking, but you've been expecting that for 30 years.
Do you remember them championships, Joe?
You probably like a team.
Hey, Joe, he's talking about collecting.
as a team. Now, I'm with you
when you're right. When you talk about George Pickings and Ced Lam
individually, oh, they're going to go crazy.
They fan to act a fool.
They fit to act a fool. I ain't a lot.
I ain't a lie. Ain't no way in hell.
Smith is the 22nd best receiver.
No.
I don't care what y'all say.
Malik neighbors have,
Joe, he has surgery on a knee.
He tore his ACL, but it said he has scar tissue built up.
Tyreek might not even play this year.
I can't base it on, I cannot base it on what they were two years ago.
Malik Neighbors was fantastic, but he got onto a horrible start last year, Joe.
And we saw Tyreek.
We know what Rieke was when he was in Kansas City,
and we saw what he was those first two years in Miami.
But this is a serious injury for a guy that's in his 30s.
Yeah.
And you're going to put him
Y'all going to put him over Smitty?
I wonder who made that list.
I don't know.
I just probably somebody in random.
What y'all think Mike Evans going to do
in that system?
Oh, he's going to eat.
What?
Shannon's system?
Man.
Yes.
What was it different than Shannon and McVeigh?
What was the difference?
Nothing.
Because you do realize
MacVey was up under Shannon
in Washington.
Mike, going to have one of his better seasons.
Yeah.
All them guys, all of them guys.
McDaniels, that's the offensive coordinator in the charges, he was under Mike.
He was under Kyle when Kyle was in, it was in Washington.
All that was on the staff.
Yeah, he's saying, Mike Gavin stay healthy, Uncle Ocho.
Yeah, he's going to cut up.
Yes.
He's going to get that ball.
They put him all over the place to get that ball.
Jay Mo.
Jamo.
Jamo.
Man,
Jabo big play potential, man.
He's just,
he'll thread every time
to get over the top.
Yeah.
Hey, man,
him and him.
Amon Rae nice too,
but he,
he,
Maan Ra,
to be as small as he is,
he's so shifty,
he's so crappy.
He kept that spot.
And he can line up
on the outside, too,
now if he'd be.
Yes.
But you do it,
Joe,
you,
Joe, you remember,
you remember Jameson Williams
with all those guys
in Ohio State.
He left Ohio State
and went to Alabama.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, all those guys and Garrett and the guy that's in New Orleans,
all those guys, they went in the same receiver room.
Yeah.
Ohio State put them out, boy, wide receiver.
Ohio State and LSU?
They've been on the run for a minute too, boy.
Yeah.
But if you go receivers, as far as it's just like receivers,
ain't nobody touch at Ohio State because you got to go all the way back to Chris.
And you remember Joey Galloway, Terry Glenn, David Boston.
Hold on now.
Don't forget Alabama.
Alabama is in the conversation.
Oh, Alabama?
Alabama had a nice little run.
Alabama started with what, Julio, and then you had Ridley, and then you had a coop.
You had Devonte, Rugs, Judy, Waddle.
Who else they had that had another receiver, too?
Who else they had?
They had a nice little run.
But, I mean, you go, I mean, you look at, and the one thing,
there only been a handful of receivers that couldn't run.
Joy Galloway, people don't realize how fast Joy Galloway was.
Joy Galloway was four-two.
Man, that pigeon told Joe and Joe.
Man, the first time I saw him, I ain't know where to say hello or throw bird seed at it.
That joke of poop.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joey was so fast, and he was so fast, and he holds a ball like a loaf of bread like this, Joe.
Yeah.
Oh, Joe, I don't know if you remember, but if you look at his sleeves,
He had the big bag of sleeves on the jersey.
Like the quarterback.
Everybody else got the sleeve cut because they don't want to be grabbed.
He already know you weren't going to press him because you press him and you miss it.
He's gone.
He's over.
And David Boston, big physical.
He just, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened to Boston, man.
He just.
I remember how big David Boston was when he was in San Diego?
When he got over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he left Arizona and went to San Diego.
He was huge.
I'm talking about Joe.
He left like a bodybuilder, boy.
He was huge.
Man, it's not the Cowboys here, Ash.
Get that out of your head.
Ash, hold on.
Hold on.
Ash, a Cowboy fan, too?
Is she?
Ash, what's, I knew.
Girl, I knew you.
I knew you was all right with me.
Girl.
Huh?
Hey, she loved a cowboy.
Hey, she loved a cowboy.
Cowboys and TCU and San Antonio.
Oh, yeah.
Cowboys first.
No, TCU first.
Then the Cowboys, then San Antonio.
Oh, she's from Texas?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to do some damage to get tickets.
Remember when TCU played Georgia in the National Championship game?
Yeah, yeah.
Had me get tickets.
Who, what?
You remember where the score was?
I got tickets.
She's on the 50 of y'all like, her, the brother.
So we're having a good time.
Let's go 40 ain't nothing at the half.
What time you're having.
Hey, I say, I know you're not having a good time.
You know how I know you know.
I said, because you're calling me.
I'm who?
What are you calling me for?
You know, you're having a good time.
You calling me.
65, 7, and they stay for the whole game.
Wow.
And I'm leaving.
Man, you let my team fall down 48 nothing.
What I'm staying for?
She ain't leave early?
No, they stayed the whole game.
Damn.
And she bought paraphernalia.
Remember all that?
She got the phone fingers.
I don't want nobody know I went to this game.
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