Nightcap - Best of Ocho being Freaky Part 2: Debate PAYING for a BBL, Big Boned Women

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson bring you the Best of Ocho Being Freaky on Nightcap! They play "Spark It or Skip It," debate paying for a BBL, share their thoughts on BBWs, and deliver plenty of laughs with the unfiltered chemistry that makes Nightcap a must-watch. Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Ocho tryna get the account banned 22:24 - Spark it or Skip it 37:00 - Paying for a BBL 45:44 - BBW (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, you want to see my swing? Hey, Joe, we sit there side to you today. So you'll be getting it. Ocho, we're on the budget. What's that? Let me see. You're going to go out next month. Oh, man, I'm going to put, I'm going to get me a little shelf.

You got three of them, Joe. Two of them. How many, how many I got? None. Yeah, we're bawling out of control, eh? Hey, what award is that? Just a signal from last year, 20-25 winner. Woo-woo.

Hey, hey, we be winning stuff, boy. Hey, we be winning stuff. So, yours went out in the mail today, Joe. You're going to go out next month. Hey, I appreciate that. You're going to go out next month, Ocho. Okay, okay. Okay.

Hey, you put them jerseys with it. They came to Ash. So I got to get the jersey, the ash. Ash will get them to you. Okay. What jersey are you talking about? Beach High Jersey. No, something in.

Huh? Beach high jerseys. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hello. Hello. How this man going to chat?

How this man going to get bad that I bought a jersey and I won't give him to him? Yeah. What that's that? Say, I'm like, oh. Hey, hey, uh? You see the swing? Oh, my God. This man determined.

This man determined to get a shadow. I'm just, hey. No, no, we ain't going to get shot a band because I'm not, I'm not doing nothing bad. It's just, it's just a swing. Hey, Joe, you got to get, you got to get one of these, Joe. How it worked. Huh?

How it worked? I mean, I got to hang it. I got to, want me hanging on the dough? Yeah, so I mean, you got it. I mean, you got it. I mean, you got. You want some people to get some product for you. Hey, we got to see how it work.

I don't. I mean, listen. We got, we got, hey, get you, pop you in them roast bogs. You hear me? Yeah. Park you on them roast fog. You'll be going through the roast box. Don't quick, the Ocho.

Huh? You'll be going out before the thing. You'd be going through all the fast. God dang. I know, I know. My bad. You know, sometimes I take two at a time. Oh, Lord. Jesus.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, I told you, man. I told you, that they may have popping them thing like they schedule. Oh, my goodness. Hey. Hey, Joe. See that thing said, Joe? And you just, you got to hang. You hang from the, from the bottom, Joe. Chat, I did not approve this. Hey, hey, hey, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you pull that

swing out you feel to put down a mean demonstration as you made. Hey, Joe, I tell you Joe, when I, when I hang this swing up, when I, when I, I hang this swing up and I parted them two roast bars Joe boy ain't nothing but hell happening here

you hear me I mean? I mean when I was younger now if you'd call me without 25 yeah man

hey I could pee in a swinging boot from 25 feet away I was out there like that I did I don't get that cat of meat on me no more guys

hey hey I can say back then, if I had that what you had on show, I could push out and just stand there. She comes right back. Push out, stand there, she come right back. You can't do it no more.

Hey, it ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days, man. Ain't nothing wrong trying to live your old days. Ain't those since both of us getting hurt. I feel you. Hey, well, Joe, you're still a young, a young whoopper snapper, Joe. Get you one of them swings, man. And Joe, listen, next time you and your lady, y'all partake in horizontal activity, put some salt and pepper on the bed.

Man, what type? Come on, Joe. But listen to me. What you're listening? Just listen to me. See, the problem, Ocho, I ain't freaking like you. Like, you're a real dear freak, man. No, no, no, no.

Joe, listen to me. No, no, no, no. You're real dead freak, man. No, Joe, listen to me. Put some salt and pepper on the bed. Not that much. Just put some salt pepper on the bed. And watch, it intensifies your orgasm.

Well, is she going to burn? What the hells? I ain't going to burn because you're going to sneeze. But the thing is, is you want to sneeze right when you, right when you, when you climax. Oh, Lord. You hear me? What is being talking about, Lord? Now, I'm telling you, hey, um, y'all got to listen to me.

I'm telling you, I'm not telling you nothing I heard. I'm telling you what I know. Hey, man, I wonder about you sometime, bro. I'm just, I'm telling you, man. Hey, it's a whole other world. What you got? Honestell, you got chicken in the bed, you got salt and pepper in the bed, you see, I mean, what you're doing? No, no, no, no, no.

The salt and pepper, the salt and pepper, once it gets in the system and you, I'm telling you, I can't explain it, you just got to experience it. If prescribed new sexual health patients get $15 off their first order of rose parks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with a provider at ro.c.co slash nightcap to find out if prescription roast parks, are right for you. They write. They're right. I mean, hey. And you're trying to three-pit.

Because they ate 36. Hey, Joe, that's bad in your system, 36 hours. A full 36. I ain't talking about 35 hours and 30 minutes. I'm talking about a full 36. So you're saying, once that baby grave, it comes out once, it'll come back. Yeah, but look here. Right now.

You'd be like Shag and Kobe, repeat, repeat. Yes, sir. Tell you, Joe, get you them toys now. Oh, what you took? Took you to pound town. Not what I took. And between getting toys from Ocho and give me a few of them roast bars, boy, hey.

The toys must be for her. Because if you get these sparks, you're, hey, I don't see nothing. And listen, I always figure the toys is for the girl, But Ocho act like they for the dudes. Hey, Joe, you got to, hey, Joe, you got to diversify your portfolio, boy. No, no, no, not that one. Not that one, I don't.

That shit me. Not that one, I don't. Joe, listen to me, Joe. I'm telling you. Matter of fact, since y'all don't want to listen, I'm going to see you visual reference. No way, I don't want to see that. He called me with that bulljad too, Joe. Hey, so you can get a better idea on what they do.

You know them visual references. They carry viruses, bro. Yeah, that's what I told me. I'm a block you. Not, man. Not, man. Yeah. Nah.

Why would you block me? You tried to send a virus to my phone. I'm trying to help you better your life in that area. That's all. Hey, Joe, I'm telling you, he ain't going to be the same. But, but, but you have to stay with it. You know what I'm saying, Joe? Because it ain't going to be the same.

I'm just telling you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Now. Ain't going to pay us up no good time now. Hey, there you go, Joe.

That's what I'm talking about. There you go. I ain't talking about all that you got. I ain't talking about what I'll let you got going on with Joe. Hey, Joe, y'all got expenses out there in Atlanta? Got what? Expenses. What do you know about Spencer?

A novelty shop, Joe. Novelty. That's what you get, that's where you get the toys from, Joe. It's called a novelty shop. Novelty is a book, huh? That's a novel. Oh, so it changed when you put the TY on the end? Yeah, it does.

So they got everything, they got everything I'm looking for in that novelty shop. Hey, Joe, I'm gonna go with you. Nah, nah, nah, nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah, that ain't gonna look, oh no, yo. Yo. I'm going on there, I'm going there by myself, Ojo. Matter of fact, you know what, you're in Atlanta, you're right, you're going there by yourself. Right.

You're saying, you're right. You're saying, you're going to look right. Yeah, Joe, you're going to look. Hey, Joe, you live in Atlanta. You're right. Go ahead and go by yourself. I don't want to see my stuff. I'm picking up.

Hey, Joe, you're right. But boy, you get home. Boy, that thing ain't be all over there to be there. Hey, Joe. Hey, listen, Joe. Hey, just FaceTime me why you in there, Joe, so I tell you what to get. Nah, no. I know what to get.

Hey, that's a good one, Joe. Hey, that's a good one. They go drag us in these things. They're going to drag us in these things. Joseph, they're going to move right. They go drag us, old Joe. They're going to drag us, boy. Hey, Joe.

Hey. Oh, boy. Hey, Joe, you can't, don't worry about the people, Joe. Hey, I've been getting dragged, Joe, I've been getting dragged. No, no, no, no. I can't, I can't let them take us down through that like that. They used to have one over there on a on a, on Piedmont. How do you know?

I go past it. He's been a better. He grown. The man grown. He'd have been enough. Okay. I'm just saying. Okay, my bad.

Man, 50 eight years old. Yeah. No, he'll be enough. Mm-hmm. All right. Ocho trying to add like he. Ocho, yeah, I got some down there. So we get those out to you.

All right, man. I appreciate that. Appreciate that. Yeah. All right. Appreciate that. You already got yours. My what?

The sparks. Oh, I thought you were talking about my awards. No, no. You got the sparks. Hey, those sparks have you winning some other awards, too. Hey, who are you telling? Six-man New York. what is it the abt awards or the at tv awards

it's the uh the adult entertainment award they are here they have them out here every year the awards yeah they have award ceremony like best scene the best this best that yeah oh wow hey I'm I'm trying to win that award I think it's out here hold on what you mean you're trying to

you're trying to get into you're trying to get into porn well hell I did amateur porn and 97, 98, Joe? Yes. What's amateur porn? Like, I mean, like, when you film it yourself? Dry rubbing. Nothing really?

No, no, no. Like, amateur, Joe, like, you know, like the NBA and you got G-League? Yeah. Yeah, you know, you don't make as much, but you're still doing the same sport. That's all. What's that? Hey, Joe, I had, I couldn't, I had to pay for tuition, Joe. I had to pay for books.

I hadn't ever heard of them, but I heard of the other one. I've been in Vegas several times when they were out here. I don't know back then, but it's a billion-dollar industry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, always has been, Joe. Yeah. They say two and every three men is addicted.

So that mean, out of us, two of us got a problem. Well, I know what one of us. The other one is trying to figure out who the other was between Joe and I. We already know one. Not for no break. But I'm not addicted. You know, anything with an addiction, you know, you got to go to rehab. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't need no rehab. Okay. Like I said, we know who one is. Yeah. Oh, he for sure. Nah. Top rank.

Nah. I just be, listen, I'm just, I'm here to help, man. You know, I mean, I think, you know what? Help will do what? It's the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is coming from the wrong messenger. That's why y'all not taking kind to it. Now, you just seem very free-spirited. You know what I mean? Is that, am I right? Hold on. Hold on. Time-in-law, Joe, you calling me a ho?

No, I ain't got you no-ho. It just sound like you called me promiscuous. Yeah, I say you seem free-spirited. Well, free spirit is the same thing. They got out at anything. There has to be boundaries. There has to be a limit. There has to be a place that You just like, you know what, this is far as we can go. This is far as I can go. And it doesn't seem like you have those type of restraints where you can say, where you say, yeah, I probably shouldn't do this. I know he wasn't trying everything once.

He can say that already. Yeah, but I don't think there should be boundaries in that area in that aspect of things, especially when it comes to you or your partner. Wow. So y'all, for some reason, y'all are limiting yourselves to some of the things that you could be experienced. and I'm just trying to open Pandora's box for you. So you, y'all, y'all damn near rookies and y'all almost six.

The only Pandora I'm open is the music. That's it. Pandora. Play silently by Maxwell. Hey, that's a good one. That's it. That's it, that's it, Ocho. You need help, Ocho.

Hey, I got a question, too. Like, on a serious note. On a serious note. Hey, chat, y'all stop the laughing emojis in the chat, please. Like, I want y'all to think about this. Go ahead. I could be wrong, but Joe and Uncle, if a deaf person goes to court, right?

Is it still considered a hearing? Yes, it is. You need help, Joe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that I can provide the proper intervention. Individual? You!

We can't, we, we ain't nothing we can do for, you know. You too far gone? He needs to be, too far gone. The man says he liked to be pigs and all that. We can't do nothing for him. Hey, Joe, just try to ice one time, Joe. I put nice of my drinks. That's the only time ice go out of there.

Damn. That's the only thing ice going in. This. Hey, listen, if y'all don't want to live, all right, don't worry about it then. I'm trying to help y'all. And y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all chastised me. Like, it's something wrong with me. I'm going to something wrong with y'all.

How about I write a book and tell the stories? About what? About who? It all started. Oh, man, you're going to take us back? Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. But see, the problem is they're going to want names, and I can't give up names because these women married. They got kids and grandkids now.

I ain't been to mess. I'm sure their husband know they, I'm sure their husband know they had a time before they they don't. Nah, they don't. No, they don't. No, they don't. Now they don't. And I hope they better not tell.

I'm with you. I'm with you on there. Yeah. You can't call no name, right? Nah. You know what? These folks guys. Stuff that you just take to your grave.

That's it. There you go. There you go. You ain't nobody down there to tell them. They're going to have the crane. They'll have to have a crane, the Lord be down. All the secrets I'm carrying. with me, that cat's going to be heavy in the mood.

Yeah, and they buried my phones with me. I told my sister, bro, hey, put the phones down there with me. Don't let nobody go through the phone down there with me. You bring them. You bring them with you. That's what I want. That. Put me with a little nice suits of mine.

They're going to try to uncover some of your dirt That's okay They won't get it out of them phones I bet you that You see OKC when I don't put it on I saw that I guess Finney's trying to make a game of it But they was up by 26

Yeah Yeah What much they could do They fall hard man Nothing is too good man But they big three He played deep. Dylan Brooks had a bounce back game.

Dylan Bruce was unbelievable tonight. He laid a lead to score. He had 30. Yeah. Just need probably green to be a little more efficient. But for the most part, they big three showed up. Yeah.

They can't compete with O KC. They're too much, man. Way too much. You got 19 from Jalen Williams. You got 37 for Shee on 50 plus percent shooting. You got Chet, gave you 19. Yeah. Everybody is fishing.

You can't beat them bored. They go. They sit down. You got three guys with 20 plus points for Phoenix. You got Ross and Neil gave you 16. And you still lost by 13. It really wasn't that close because at one point it was 26. Yeah.

Yeah, I expect the suns to get swept in this. I ain't going to lie to you. I do too. They fall. They fall hard to get their A spot, but damn. They had 22 turnovers in game one. They had 21 in game two. Who are you going to be turning the ball over 20 plus time, Joe?

On the road. Nobody. Nobody, but that's what OKC do, though. You know this is what they do. They defense fuel their offense. That's how they get out and get a lot of easy buckets, transition threes, and next thing you know, you open up the flood game. You look up, you down 22.

Hey, Joe. What's that now? And your kids got, take your kid to work day tomorrow? Or is that only here in Miami? That's Joe. That must be. That's who? Joe. That's here in Atlanta.

Yeah, y'all got that down there too? I don't know. I ain't never heard of it. Man, man, kids are about, yeah, it's take your, take your kids to work day tomorrow. Like, we don't want to go to school because ain't nobody going to be there. Shit me. You're going to be there. You're getting up out of this house in the morning.

I was, I'm kidding. Man, you know what? They got something in their damn breaks now, fire breaks, summer break, winter break. I mean, we ain't never had nothing in these breaks. Plan to have y'all last- Hey, chat. Anybody in Miami in the chat?

Man, they're talking about, Hey, Joe, they're talking about Aunt, definitely the second one. Because you say two out of three men. Yeah. They're definitely Ocho the one. They're talking about, man, Unk, definitely the second one.

Nah, it's Joe. You can quiet one. I don't want to be your chat. Yeah, the quiet ones the ones you always got to, yeah, it's always down. Man, listen, Chad, no.

Chat, no. Chad, no. Chad got a good eye for this kind of thing here. I do, too. They kind of like me. I know, I know. I don't know. I'm just more like a,

he's like in the closet, you know what I mean? But Ocho, Ocho, out the closet. He's outside. He's all over the place free. And listen, I don't, I don't even care about no closet.

I don't even, hey, ain't, ain't, ain't, no closet. I'm just, I'm outside. I already know it. I'm outside. See, and that's why, that's why God dropped me right here on this podcast because he know, he know he need me to watch over you too, my.

Somebody got, somebody got to watch out. So, you know what I mean? Hey, Joe, I don't, Joe, I don't do nothing wrong where I need to be, uh, I need to be watch, Joe, you know? I don't need to be wrong. They say, me and you are Thai. Say, we don't know, say, they don't know who in you. They might be old, oh, oh, say it might be uncle.

He is so. Nah. Ocho, you don't think so. You don't think so, but that ain't what God think, partner. Huh? That ain't what God think. I'm telling you.

Yeah, yeah, Ocho, you definitely. I don't know what, I don't know what's going on to do, Ocho. Yeah, I'm just living, huh? That's it. I mean, I live a little bit too, you know, but I haven't got to the point. Nah, you have to do all the stuff that I wanted to do,

I'm glad I got it out the way. So that way I don't have to be. have to take any unnecessary risk, you know, being in public and, you know, been, did that? Yeah. You know. Yeah. You know, the only thing, I wish I could have got in, I wish I could have got an elevator in.

But once I thought they had cameras on elevator, I said, no, no for me. Right, right, right, right. It ain't never too late. It's absolutely too late. Boy, can you imagine that? Can you absolutely imagine that? Come on, Ocho. Yeah, it would be.

It would be if they didn't have cameras. ain't nothing wrong with it. Hey, listen, ain't nothing wrong with a little camera, man. Long as you, long as you're doing what you're supposed to do. You know, you know. Yeah. You got to hit it.

Hey, you see my shirt? You see a old scoovie? Yeah, yeah. But that's good. Are you? Put that scoo on them. Man, please. You've heard the chaos.

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and sometimes that means using Roe Sparks. But other times, it means asking your partner the right questions, which is exactly what we'll be doing in this little game. Now it's time for our newest segment, spark it or skip it. Oh, we go. Okay, Ocho. Okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go. So this is how the game works, Ocho.

Is we talk about an item in the bedroom and you and I both decide if it's a yes, spark it. If it's a no, skip it. Okay, okay. This is right up my alley right here. I like this. Spark or to skip it. Okay, okay, okay. You know what I'm here?

Oh, Joe. You know. Talk to me. I don't, I don't pop boy, just in K, just a K, just a K, spark it. Wait, you pop one right now? Don't worry about that. 15 minutes. 15 minutes.

15 minutes. All right, Ocho. First one, whipped cream, spark it or skip it? Spark it. I told you about that now. I told you. Stay with me.

Do we have to agree? Listen, yes, the chat agree. No. What? Skip it. Why would you, what do you talk about? Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Nope. Time-out, time, out. You're gonna make a mess, Ocho. What the hell I'm gonna do? Lay down plastic in my bed for? What did I tell? You don't listen, man? You don't, you're not a Hall of Famer.

You didn't become a Hall of Fame by not listening. What did I tell you to do with the whipped cream? You put it where? Tell the chat. First of all, I don't really get down with hip cream like that because I don't really put it on anything. And I'm definitely not going to put it on the hoo-ha. You

You got We got it Listen There's a reason You know I ain't gonna go there I'm gonna Okay

Okay It's too messy Yeah That's too messy Ocho You don't mess up You don't mess up You got to do it

Light You don't just spread all over the place You got You know I have OCD So I use the whipped The right way

You turn on the stomach There's a reason There's a split There Could you suppose it? Ah, no. You hear me? Woo.

I'm trying to keep it clean as I can and professional. There's a reason there's a split there. Huh? Listen. Well, let me finish. When you get steak, right? Yeah. Want it fillet.

Don't, when they cut the, they cut the flay down the middle, don't they? Yeah, they ask you to cut into it, see if it's prepared to tip. Why do you think it's already cut? There's a reason when you flip over. There's a reason there's a cut there. Okay?

Hey? No. Spark it. Skip. Man, y'all nasty. All right, Ocho. The next one, ice. Yes.

It ain't no yes. It's spark it or skip it? What you mean? Spark it? Okay, smart. Yeah, spark. I told you. Yeah, sparking. Now, listen, this is what you do with your ice now.

Now, depending, especially this is something you can do. Now, I'm trying to help you out now. I'm trying to help you evolve. Now, if you got somebody. knew. It could be Michelle, could be whoever else you're seeing right now. There you go. Listen, don't stay with me now really quick. I'm telling you what to do with your ice. Blindfolder, you hear me?

Blind folder, get you some crushed ice, not to regular ice, not the big cube, because that's going to mess everything up. Now, boom, you take missionary, right? You hear me? Take the the cup of ice, missionary, put toes in your mouth at the same time. There you go. You hear me? Skip it.

You're not ruin the mood. I was in the mood. I'm trying to get you. No, see, I like, see, you take the ice, Ocho. You don't know what I'm saying? You take the ice? Right. She on her back.

Right. You know, you run down the neck and then you go with this. Oh, man. Oh, don't let me live. Damn. That's that 1940. This man to ruin my fantasy. This is my fantasy.

And now he doesn't jump in my dream and ruined it. But you talk about a dream that happened in the 1800s. Yeah, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to cut it. So no, I'm sorry, baby, I got to go. Because I was having a dream about what I wanted to do. And my partner ruined it. Do you understand what you talk about, what you just described,

they was doing it, the Roman Empire. Good. Hey, that's what they did to Helen Detroit back then. No, they burned their mistake. But anyway. She probably needed some vice. You know what I said, Ocho? But then, Ocho, I was starting out.

Then you turn over, come down, you know, you go down. I'm a bag. You know what I'm saying? Oh, Cho. This ain't kindergarten. That's old man. Man, look here. I ain't tried to see. You tried to do too much, Ocho. See? I ain't tried to do on it. You talk about taking ice and color it in between the lines. Like, come on, man. No. No. Ocho, really? I'm on this. I don't really need none of that. That's all about what? What's that for? Waste the time. You cut it into my 36-hour window. Right. But you got to understand. I, even though you. You know, you got to understand. I, even though,

you had the rose sparks, before you take the rose sparks, that's, that's the main course. No, you take the rose sparks way before, because you need, because once you put it up under your tongue, it's going to take it about 10, 15 minutes for it to dissolve. Right. Now, because now it glows into the bloodstream, goes straight into the bloodstream. Okay. Now, 15 minutes, you know, A, I'm going to say, you know, hey. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? I turn to the side. I don't pop that thing. You know, turn to the side. I'm good. So, you know, I'm talking. Yeah, so where are you from? You know, okay, okay, yeah.

What you do? How long you been here? Oh, okay. I'm surprised I've never seen you before. Right. You want to drink? You got to ask if she wanted to drink. You got some water?

I mean, most of the time, you know, when you and game. Oh, I got some of that old shamed by La Porte, eh? There you go. There you go. I do got some wine in there somewhere. Not. Hold on. Let me see.

Let me see if I got some wine on you. Hold on you. Hold on. You got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got to offer any, any kind of drink, you know, to, to sim them down and make them feel comfortable. Man, I don't drink, I'm just, I'm, I ain't tell you, I am, I just saw it in the movies. Chat, you all hear me? Chat.

Anyway, back to, back to the, back to the Rose Parks. I have mine. Make sure y'all, y'all need to go get yours. You have to feel everything. It's kind of like almost prescription based, based on you and what you like. It's pretty cool. It worked for me. I tried it.

My introduction to it, I started off right before starting and I screamed, this is Sparta. That's something you guys need to try. I'm into role play a lot. The role sparks work wonders. It works wonders. FYI. Ash, if you can hear me, I'm getting married. Now, you know, hey, you know, all the braid this is the good stuff.

We went to the seller. Yeah, you know, that's the good stuff now. Okay, now. Come on with it. What is that? What is that? What is that? That's Kameas.

Hey, Chad, y'all know about this, right? Who is Kamus? Now, I ain't got that, I ain't going to pull that big magnum out because we know, I got this. What is that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what they know. But, you know, everybody don't, everybody don't, everybody don't, everybody don't,

be working that red, so I got a nice reasonably. Who? You ain't got no apple cider, though. You got some appleside? You got some apple cider? Nope. So, you know. I always think, you think I'm behind an eight ball or I'm getting left out the fact that

I've never had alcohol? I mean, I'm just saying, listen, I know at the live show, I let it touch my tongue. You know, it was out there in Vegas? Yeah. I didn't, I ain't drink it. I just took it back. It touched the tip of my tongue. It burned.

And I went, I, you know, went back down with it. This is a good, this is a good year, too. This is a, 72. This came of,

2021, Cabernet Sauvignon. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So we both say spark with the,

with the ice. Oh, yeah. Likes. Lights. Spark. A skip. lights? Yeah.

You like the lights on, or? Well, it's, I like, I like them off. I like them off because what you think? I'm a vision. I'm a vision. Hey, someone brought me out my shell. Right. For the longest time, you know.

Okay. Man, hold on. I'm trying to think. Let's see. 20. Hold on. You just said. I was too, oh, Joe.

Before. Or, huh? It's about her? Oh, they didn't put it before they can see me. Oh, I thought you, oh, I thought you talked about somebody. Okay, my bad, my bad. Nah, nah. I thought you saw who we were talking about last week.

I thought y'all, y'all, like, she called you. Oh. You said somebody bought you out your shell. No, when I say broke me out my shell, that, you know, it used to be lights off, shades down. Okay. And then she's like, you know. Yeah.

So I like the light zone. Okay, okay. You want to see everything, if you want to see everything going on? Yeah, yeah. I like it. It don't matter. It don't matter with me, you know, because it's- I'm visual.

I get, I get, I'm visual. I like to see. I like to admire. Right, right, right, right. Damn. Right, right, yeah. You want to keep that visual the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I understand. I understand. I understand. You know, I'm like, damn. I feel it pretty good. I feel it pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like where you going. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I ain't, man, I ain't saying it's got to be like Broadway lit up like that. But I'm saying, you know, a little light so I can, you know, dimly. I mean, just so I can see the silhouette.

You a silhouette type of guy? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Hey, speaking. You know what? the place at a time, but I'm with you when you're right. Yeah. Get me? This ain't the place of the time, but I'm with you when you're right.

Yeah, man, ain't nothing like that. I'm gonna keep it cute. Okay. Yeah. Bit a little sup. Get a little something, so I'm, you know. Oh. Yeah.

Ooh. Mm. Oh, you just, Ocho, you are spark on everything. Hey, that's the whole point. Bunk bed, spark. Spark. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, say it again.

Who? A bunk bed. Spark. Oh, yeah. Listen, you, you, you, you know why you want bunk beds? Because the first one, the bed at the bottom, you know, she have, you know, she hit a little honor Palmer. You know what the honor Palmer is? The drink?

No, when she squirt. It's called honor Palmer. Oh, Lord, how much it. It's a mixture of fluids and, and you don't think, you know that? No, we definitely skipping that. Okay. Oh, no, you ain't. No, Uncle, you got to put your face in it. Do what?

You put your face in it. Nah, bro, I'm out. God. Wait, you got to live, man. Nah, bro. Mm-mm. I'm out. Hey, you just ruined.

You ruined a good night. Let me take my wine and put it back. Hey, Chad, I'm going to take my wife and put it back. Back up. It's okay. It's okay. It depends on, well, listen, Ms. Nasty, have you watched Ms. Nasty B videos? No, I have not.

Listen, this would you, whenever you all, you know how you remember he was a little kid, you go to the water fountain, remember how you press the water fountain? Yeah. And the water shoot, that's how you do the same thing. You kiss the honor parma like that. No. No. Okay.

No. Listen, I'm trying to help you e-bawls. That's it. I'm just giving you ideas that you can try. I don't want them ideas. I don't take no ideas. Chat, don't take any, don't take any suggestions. Well, everybody in the chat, they do the same thing I do.

I mean, you don't want to be left behind. No, well, that's okay. I didn't get, I got left on purpose. You ain't have a biggest thing. I was late. I saw the bus. I just chose not to get on it. Women, women will do it.

to, and that's for guys. Women will go all out. Hmm. Man, Ocho. Well, women, women said they, women said they don't do nothing for men. This is, this is for them. This is for their, their upkeep so they can feel better about themselves. Ocho, I saw a lady working in the airport.

Yeah. Not walking through it with a BBL. Well, how do you know that? You see what you did? You see what you did? I said the same thing. I was like, well,

what if, what if it was natural? Because, you know, our women, our women are born. You know, you are BBL.

You can't, you can't have a turkey drumstick on a toothpick and talk about it's real. Oh, okay, okay. It ain't matching.

It wasn't matching. Yeah. Okay, okay, I understand. I understand. But you have to understand what it does now.

You know, men, we are visual creatures. We are visual creatures. So women have a great understanding that the better if you enhance your appearance and increasing it

Jordan as a matter of fact Jordan Jordan was laughing I said Jordan why she Right Joe like hey George

talking about you know a lot of men be passing through the airport Oh yeah yeah yeah that's exactly what I would get ready to say When women I was laughing

I remember Joe was with me yeah I said Jordan I said Jordan why she do that George this dummy talking about

oh You know, you know men be coming through the airport. They're back. Yeah. Yeah. Get a numb and come back. I say, man, stop it. I think that's why a lot of women do it.

Obviously, obviously for themselves, but the appearance, when you want to enhance your appearance, it increases the volume of men trying to get at you. A different type of man. But hold on to Ocho. Yeah. Now, you do realize every three years, they change the body style on a car. Yes, sir. So you know the BBL now. The time about up is by time to change the body style on the woman, right?

Okay, now. Okay. Do you think you think, do you think Currs will ever go away? Curz would never go out of style, depending on where you're from, Atlanta. There used to be a time that curve winning style. Everybody wanted flat booty. Except the sisters, they couldn't do nothing by that. Oh, okay.

I was saying. They wanted big, they had big chest ironing boards. The sisters always had, the sisters had little children. Chessasers and big bucks. Big bucks. They always had them don'tkees. Right. I don't think that ever go anywhere, though.

I don't think it never go anywhere. I don't think the evolution of the ass will never die. I see, but I see more women. I see more women with doing glute videos. Doing sumo squads, belt squads, Bulgarians, flint, lunges, and all that.

Trying to get rid of it. Yeah. Yeah, trying to excituate it. Okay. You're right. I mean, T's his own. It depends. Yeah, for sure. I don't knock nobody.

That's, hey, that's you. I just ain't going to pay for it now. I'm just telling you now. I got limits or not. Wait, you got limits. How you got limits? Oh, Kubey. You pay all the bills.

You buy Chanel bags. I'm not. You buy Perkins. What did I tell you? You don't want to get no burt, no, no BBL? What did I tell you my grandfather say? Be careful batting them frogs for another snake to eat. Now, you're putting all them BBLs and you putting them billers in and you putting

them booze in and you putting them booze in. moves in and another snake going to come right along. And that frog that you fattened up, another snake going to eat it. That's a good one right there. Now, you said, you, hey, give me the stuff back that you gave her because you're not going to let her have it out on a date with another dude. Now, just imagine, the more nice tender plump lips. Kiss it on him and doing other things.

I can't even talk about it on digital. Them lips, yeah. Yeah, that, yeah, that's, that's, that. That's that hurt there. But just the thought of it. But I need all mind back. I'm just saying if at any point, I'm just obviously speaking hypothetical,

if I paid for, you know, your breast to get done, if I paid for your lips or if I paid for, you know, just whatever it might be. And we don't work out. I need them C cups. I need Man, Unk I need them C C C cups back

I need that ass back Give me, I need all that Run me that back And you had the new dude Seeing you to Dr. Young Miami Dr. Jung Miami Down in Houston

In Dr. Miami Let them, no I need my ass And my tithies back And my lip fillin Give me them lip fillers too Matter of fact You know what

Take them lashes off too Because I put them lashes on Give me them lashing And give me that goddamn wig I can let my neck chick I can let my neck chick use that wig I think about it

they're on nice full plump lips the most succulent lip that you used to bite on yeah and somebody else getting that gluck gluck 3,000 special

yo man man you're rolling over yeah yeah listen the game is the game the game the game is a game she knows somebody else

is gleezy yeah that used to be for you old chow now she on something Everybody else is blizzy. Hey, I used to have a saying. I used to have a saying, you know, I've been saying it on Twitter for a very long time.

I've been telling young fellas and preaching for a very long time, she's not yours. It's just your turn. Listen, she's not yours. It's just your turn. Now, if you want to change things, you can, you can take it to the depths into the courthouse and make it official. And sometimes statistically, when you look at that, It's still in case not yours.

But, I mean, it's just life. It's just the way it is, huh? It's the way it is, man. You know, you go in with dreams and aspirations of wanting to be with an individual for the rest of your life. Sometimes it just doesn't work that way. It's just the way to cook you. That's all I'm saying.

Like I said, I ain't got no problem. Yeah, I'm going to take care of the bills. Because once I leave, he can take that over. But you ain't fit to take no lips and all them, them fillers and that that boot. Oh, no. Oh. I could never let you walk out with that.

But you, you take them back, you take, I'm just curious. Would you take them back jewelry in purses too? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You let them keep jury in purses? I let them keep the juror. Oh, Joe. See, when I say I take it back, I had it.

Right. But I didn't give it. Ah. Because they ticked me off before they got it. Got it. Okay. Yeah. So I still got them.

Right. Somebody else gonna be lucky to get that. I got that rail bag in a, in, in, and, in, and, in, and, and, and, and, and, yeah, yeah. I got that, uh, I got the, uh, I got a, uh, a LV that don't, like a limited edition LV. Oh, I got a bunch of stuff. Hey, so you like, Drake, you got, you got, you got a bunch of stuff just waiting on the right one to come along to be able to bless them.

Yep. That's dope. That's live. That's live. Oh, my sister will be walking around. Or my sister's going to be walking around with a $20,000 bag. Oh, but she got a bunch of them. Yeah.

Yeah. For sure. That's live. That's live. I'm just thinking about it, man, just like, oh, hell now. Uh-uh, honey. You're going to leave me? Let me get that ass and them tities back.

I'm just just in general. Like, if you get somebody. How are you going, how are you going, I've invested my money to help you with your appearance and then now you, oh, we don't work out, now you're going to the next man and he get to play with what I paid for.

Well, I'm going to show I got to bring him down tomorrow. Tomorrow we'll go do a segment. I'm going to show you the stuff that I got that I got. Real? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got a couple of bags. I got a couple of bags. I got a couple of bags of scared. Yeah. You know? Yeah, for sure. That's live. As a matter of fact,

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I love to work out. So I was a guy that once I was done with football. Now, there's some people that look, they look at it like, I play a sport. I work out because I have to play a sport. Once I'm done with sports, I ain't working out anymore. Damn that. That was the opposite of me. Right.

I'm like, man, y'all. I like to work out. That's why people that they really like that really like to work out. They don't give them half a million, $750 million bonuses, Ocho, to do off-season conditioning. They get them the guys that don't really care about it because we got to encourage them to work out. You got to incentivize.

Me, they want to give me $50 a day. No, I'm good. I don't work my last $50 a job, bro. I don't work that. I work my last $50 day a job when I live in the Hill, Georgia. Ain't no more $50 a day job with me. Hey, hey, you say you love to work out, but, hey, me too.

I was the same way, Uncle. I like to look good in the summer. too. Hey, okay, Joe. Hey, I hit the beach, Ocho, you know, come off. I got that eight-pack jumper. You hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like to stay in shape now. Yeah, I was one now. Yeah. Yeah. Man, let's come on that, Ocho. How do you go, I mean, do we got them guys, they shot with a t-shirt on? I'm saying. I'm like, come on, man.

I'm in college. It got, like, oh, you ain't getting clean. How you getting clean? This joke is scrubbing this. He got a t-shirt on. Yeah, he's terrific. How you get, he watching, bro, how are you getting clean with a t-shirt on? Oh, bad.

And then you don't know a lady come out to you're like, damn, you know, you watch a lady like, okay. Right, you know what I'm sorry? You don't want to say to you. Hello. Hello. I don't want to look at that. Come on. I can't, hey, Joe, I can't help butt workout too, boy.

I don't know, I don't know what it is. It's perfect. If you don't work out, you can be 150. Say it again? You're going to be 150. Exactly. But it's therapy, though. Hey, Joe.

It's therapy. Huh? Yeah, Joe, I don't understand. When I don't lift no weight, Joe, I get small. Like, I get skinny. I wish, I don't know at what point, you know, I will hit the age where when I don't work out, I actually gain weight. You know what I mean? I look at all my other homies that play, you know, don't nobody lift.

Everybody, a little healthy night. You know, they got a little soft. Yeah, they play tight in the offensive line. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. They got a little stomach.

like linebackers. Linebackers look like D-Lyliners. I can't, I can't, I don't know where age is going to hit me on. It's body types, Ocho. You probably just got that body type of high metabolism. He don't. He don't got that body type that's going to put on. Yeah, you don't.

Like, boy, I'm telling you, Ojo, if I don't do nothing for a week or two, shh. Well, I ain't got no problem gain no weight, nah. Man, that's why I had to stay. Hey, Joe, six-nine. I have to stay on myself, man. I can't be playing. Yeah, see.

Do you know how much weight you can put on a six-nine frame, Ocho? Joe, you eat a lot, huh? Nah. Hell no. Man, Joe be faster. Joe be, you know, Joe and that yoga, that heated yoga. So Joe probably don't eat like two meals a day. Okay, okay.

Yeah, not even, honk. I eat one nice, big ones, like full of good proteins, greens, little carbs. Yeah, I mean. I eat four, five times a day. I can't. Hey, your meals be small, though, aren't you? Yeah, I eat about, each meal probably about, 500 to 750 calories.

See, I don't, I don't know I do all that calories, though. But, I'm trying to keep that, he's trying to keep that. He's trying to keep that. He's trying to keep that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already know. I still, I don't know. I like to carry them.

I like to camera around on you, you know what I'm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, oh, hey, I'm about 200 right now, Joe. But, no, you ain't enough. I'm 200. Nah, no, I'm 200. You saw how big I was when I took the shirt off the day. Hey, hey.

Joe, I got a little, Joe, I got a little size of me right now. They say what you look like, you look like one of them little walls, though, because the little legs you got, the little legs. Yeah, nah, not, little, but my legs. You got to look like Johnny Bravo.

Nah, hey, hey, hey. Hey, Joe, you remember Brian Horny on Fat Elm. Hey, hey, you got an, Hey, Joe, I'm a gazelle, Joe. You know, ain't, hey, you, when you watch the Kentucky Derby, you ain't seen a horse with big legs. No, no, no, no.

You don't see a horse with big ankles. Oh, yeah. Clisdale's got big. ankles. Belgium's have big ankles. Shires have big ankles. Those are filling horses. Yes, huh. Raise horses. That's why they fracture so easily because you're asking about a thousand, 12, 1,300 pound animal to run on ankles the size of the human and run 35, 40, 40, 45,000 an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. You not know Belgium. I'm a green hound. Hey, Joe, I'm a good house. Hey, Joe. I got to stay right. I got to stay

Right, Ocho, you know, I mean, you know, I still do squats, even with my knee. What? Yeah. I never did a squat, boy. I can tell. Oh, no, Joe, you don't do no squats, man? How you keep your legs on your leg press or nothing?

No, no, Joe, I can't pick nothing up. He can't pick it, he can't pick, uh, Cambodia up. Cambodia probably pick him up. Joe, I didn't do no squats, Joe. I mean, there are other, there are other exercise you could do to implement, to get to work the same areas. But putting that goddamn rack on my back. Oh, no.

They got machines, oh, Cho. Huh? They got machines. They got a Pitchard machine. They go around your waist. Yeah, they got, they got the belt squat. They got a pendulum squat. I'm talking about when I was playing.

I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. I didn't do no squats either when I played. Oh, okay, okay. What about now? Well, I'm not playing with that. Yeah, I do them now, yeah. All my work is heel and band work, Joe.

And healing band work, Joe. Yeah, I miss what they're heel. They, they heal keep your leg. strong too. They hear. Man, hey, Joe, I can fly right now. Yeah. You hear me? May I tell you no, I hang on play? We had the scrimmings other day. We had 11-11 skimmers on the field.

And we're talking to talk about soccer. Obviously, I played the nine. I play the striker. So the striker would, I'm trying to think in basketball terms, it really wouldn't be the point because I don't get the ball much, but it's all about. You're on the wing. Yeah, no, not the wing. Not the wing. In the center, in the center. In the center. I'm in the center, like in the center.

That's the nine position. So it's like almost like a center in basketball damn near. So the wings at time, they facilitate to me at time. But it's all about me being able to find and create space. And the point guard would be the center mid. You know, so, but either way, I just played 90 minutes, Joe, running up and down. I had maybe one or two, three, two balls. Joe, I was out there flying, Joe.

Oh, my goodness. I was out there flying, boy. I was like, you know what? The B-58, boy, I still got it. I mean, I don't know. So how are you going to get you? When you get mad, how are you going to carry through the threshold? Carry who?

Cambodia. Oh, man, like this. Oh, man. Like this. Hey, Joe, you seen me do 225 with ease like this, like nothing. But you got to realize, no, no, no, no, no. You got dead weight like this. Oh, that's easy.

I don't mean to be rude. I know, listen, I don't mean to be rude, Joe, right? I'm listening. Joe, what Unk don't understand is in the past, I only dated BBWs. So if you want 200 a better, I ain't really playing with you. You know, because that's what I was attracted to, Unk. BBWs, pretty face, pretty feet. I mean, man, that's a joke, that's what I'm mad.

And you know, one of my go-to movie, Joe? Remember baby boy? Remember how Ving Rames had Tyrese mom in the kitchen? Down to Gave four? What are we talking about? Hey, Joe, we like this. Hey, Joe, what we're talking about, Joe? Not the baby boy.

That would me. Hey, Joe, someone 220, 2.30? Ooh. I mean, you look, if you notice, a lot of times, big women like skinny men. Big men like skinny women. Hey. Yeah. But who are you telling?

Yeah, I know I go, man. I know how I go. Yeah. But see, Ocho, what I said, what I said, oh, man, bro, if you look, if you look at women, look at discus throars. Yes, sir. Look at shot putters. Look at volleyball players.

What you think, how much you think those women be weighing? They don't weigh. The average woman weigh about, is five, four, way about 170. That is the average woman. Right. So you start getting a woman that's five, eight, five, nine. 511, 6 foot. How much do you think she weight?

She ain't doing something for Vogue or Victoria's Secret. How much you think she wait? Right, right. Man, y'all better get out of here. Y'all better work up to the real world because I promise you, the lady that y'all probably with, she don't weigh no 130.

Which is where? Probably one. The average woman, when you project all women, the average height for a woman, woman is 5'4. The average weight is about 170. What? Yes. I like this. Hey, hey, listen, 170 look good. Don't Google it out there and see if I'm lying. Google it. I know the funny thing is too long? Hey, a, a, Joe, 5-4 and 170. And if it's proportionate to two and everything in the right areas, huh? You got hell on your hands. Huh? You got hell on your hands.

Boy, who are you telling me? You got hell on your hand. Wee. Boy? I told you, oh, I told you the one to pull that pistol on your boy. Yeah. Smooth like this. Not playing. Not a dimple, not a pimple, not a wrinkle, not a crease, not a divvit, nothing. Oh, man.

Oh, them too, babe, right. Bounce quarters off a booty. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Boy them so, A, hey, hey, hey, what Google say? Well, Google say, y'all, I know y'all Googled it because you thought I was lying. What did Google say the average height, average weight for the American woman is? I'm going to be quiet. Y'all tell me.

Yeah, five, four, what do they say? Google it right? Google it right. Google it right. Joe, put it down. Average height and weight for American woman? Yeah. Damn, that shit came with Faye.

What's there? What did you got? Average height, five, three to five, four, average weight. 168 to 171, 171 pounds. Now, okay. Now what? Yeah, he was right. Yeah.

Now, boy, you get you one that's athletic. Oh, talk to me. And she weigh 150, 150, 160, 171, 80. Lord, have mercy. Boy, you got to check. Don't forget to check the ankles now. Check the ankles.

Don't get it. Hey, when I'm checking the ankle, they're out of level. I can look at, look at my little, look to be right to see him, Moucho. I'm just saying, if that was you talking about, check the ankle, that must be what you're talking about. That got to be it. I didn't look left or right. Yep. Look good to me.

But they, day, day, I love right? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Ocho told me to check the ankles. I did just what my partner told me to do. Oh, shit. Hey, boy. But that's the thing. I don't know why these people have these ideas in their head.

They see these women and they think, no, no. It's not like that. These women today, they're not built like these women like these. They're not built like these women like with you coming up. You hear me? Yeah, it's different. It's different now. What?

Hey, I know exactly what you're talking about. Who. The teachers, these teachers, man, we had teachers. Man, I teach you, man, I teach you was 70 years old when I was in third grade. Now, they got teachers 24, 25. Hey. I have no teacher. I think I had one teacher.

I think I had one teacher, maybe two. That was under the age of 30 when I was a kid. Yeah. All the rest of were 40, had horn rim glasses, had come to school, came to a class with a right on. Like, what is that? You see somebody, you see some of these teachers now, boy, hey. Hey, Joe, I wouldn't have missed one class.

I wouldn't have missed one class with some of the teachers I've seen today. You don't on Instagrams. Yes. And Twitter sometimes. Wait, you, and you know there's always the discourse and there's always dialogue based on. About what they're wearing? Because they're curvy now. Yeah, yeah.

You're right. You're talking about skipping school. Skip what? Skip who? And, hey, Chad, present. Every day. Hey, Joe, not in the back of the class. I already know.

I already know it. I already know it. What are we talking about? Hell, I think I missed, I went to class anyway. That was me. They got free meals. So I wasn't missing class because, hey, you must ride a miss class and stay home. You won't starve.

You might starve that day. I ain't missing them turkey sandwiches and all that food. But, man, it's a different time of a different era than that, man. But, boy, them athletic women, I need to, hey, I got to reset. I got to reset my algorithm on IG. All the thing, he's popping up and the damn workout women. Damn. 150 years ago, they were hunting us down to kill us,

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