Nightcap - Best of Ocho vs ISO Beef Part 1: Iso AIN'T paying the Money he OWES Ocho, Iso RULED OUT for Season and Ocho DON'T CARE

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson bring you the Best of Ocho & Iso Jawing on Nightcap!  Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Iso owes Ocho Money after Knicks eliminated Hawks 23:00 - Iso Joe ruled out for entire Big3 2026 season (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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jumping off the wall. But, uh, Ocho bogus is hell for what he doing. Damn, Joe. Nah, damn there, damn now, Ocho. Come over to Joe. Hey, go ahead. Joe, give me, Joe. Hey, Joe, give me.

Now, look, look, look, look, I understand. I understand your baby girl, you know, her birthday for hell. You knew a birthday was a month ago when you started hollering this shit. Tell my son. Hey, man, let go to Magic City, Joe. I'm gonna come down the ladder. You ain't nothing but a aisle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get him. Cool, cool, go. Mind you, mind you, mind you, we was all low nightcap the night before the game. I'm like, oh, so I come swoop you up from the airport, bro. I'm throwing this out there because if you want a flake, I'm giving you some opportunity to flake. You know what, what do you say to holland? I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to get my workout.

I'm going to go eat my breakfast. I'm going to go do soccer at 9 o'clock. And then I'm going to head to the airport eight but 45 minutes to an hour. So boom, look, all I got is this word. That's all I got. That's all you got, Joe. All I got is wearing. So, boom, the next day come, I set it up, you know, the game at seven.

So I set it up for five o'clock. Me, go get me a little chop, you know, get me a little chop. Yeah, yeah. Ocho say, oh, hey, hey, Ocho say, if his feet ain't on the wood, the tickets ain't no good. So I'm making sure. Yeah. I'm making sure he's good. So I'm like, let me get a little cut because they're probably going to have us on the big.

Yeah, they're going to close up, close up. Yeah, I mean. Let me get a right down on you, Joe. Yeah, yeah. You know, they got T.I. and they'll perform. You know what I mean? I'm like, well, this is it going to be all right.

Hey, mind you, the house on a nine game winning street. Nine, okay. I'm like, boy, look, hey, this is going to be a good game. And the Orlando Magic's was on a winning street, too. They had won like six or seven in a row. They did. Oh, yeah, this going to be a good game. Boy, me and Ocho picked a hell of a game to come through.

I'm getting my hair cut. It's 530. My barber said. Shout out to my boy, Maher. My barber say, hey, man, you think Ocho come? I said, yeah, last night he said he's coming. But it's 5.30. I ain't heard from Ocho all day.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Joe. Joe, before you go into further, you mean to tell me the game if that's seven. Yeah. It's 5.30 you get in the cut, and you have not heard from Ocho because that's not kind of the message that he relayed. Oh, but go ahead, Joe, tear to tell me. So, boom.

He said, my bad. My barber said, man, you think Ocho coming. I said, he said he comes. He told me last night he come. I just go for him. So I said, yeah, boom. I say, you know what, let me hit him. I'm gonna tell him I can send him his ticket electronically.

That way, when he gets here, he could just go to the game. He just come on in there. I'd be already sitting down, Chinook. I like to get there early. You know, I can go in the back, hollered the players, holl at Dominique for about 10, 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I like to walk around.

Man, Ocho hit me back. He said, something about his producers say he got something. I stopped reading the mess. I said, oh, this nigga here. No, because Joe, you stopped. You didn't read the message all the way through, Joe. He flaked on me so bad. It's 5.30.

Look, now I'm on my way headed to the arena. My barber, he ain't never even been to an NBA game, so I could have took him with me up. You know what I mean? He could have set on the floor with me. We could have been, you know what I mean? I said, dang, I thought about that to hold. And I said, dang.

Hey, that's how, hey, that's it. Whoa, whoa, Joe, before you go any further. before you tell any more of the story. So you got an unused ticket that you had to pay a considerable amount. Now, I call, I got a buddy that worked in the Hawks, and those tickets... When they run?

So listen, so typically, normally, when I go to Hals games, you know, sometimes they'll hit me on, they'd be like, oh, we got some floor seats. You know, they'll give them to me. I typically don't have to pay for them. But for tonight, the Magic City night, it's a hot commodity, everybody trying to come down. Everybody wants to go.

So it was hard to get to do. tickets, so I had to jump through a few hoops. You hear me? Yeah, you did. How many hoops you had to jump through, Joe? You know, I had more than one. Let me know how many hoops you had to jump through. I could make it, I could make it right. Now, we ain't, well, that's beside the point, Ojo. You know what I mean? All you had to do it, hey, look, look, look, the next day when you got up, you could hit me in by like, hey, Jay, I ain't going to make.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe, before you tell any more of the story, you mean to tell me the next day, the man ain't hit you still? Now, I had to hit him at 530, man. I hit him 5.30 and game and set him. I'm like, damn. Hey, Al Qaeda, you talk about the same day. No, I'm so let me ask you question. Did he, so he sent you a text. He didn't actually talk to you, right? No, I text him. I'm like, hold on. You had to call him? Yeah, it's 530. I don't game as seven. I ain't heard from him all day. Hey.

Oh, hold on. Let me make sure I'm getting this right, because maybe something got lost in translation. You remember that movie lost in translation? So maybe I'm revisiting that. It's nostalgic. I'm having a nostalgic breakdown. Yeah. You mean to tell me, a man that put in a request for floor seats in a month in advance, you and Joe Johnson,

and the Hawks love you like the Broncos, like the Bengals love, Ocho. You normally sometimes they call, say, hey, Joe, would you like to come to the game? We got some seats available, boom. But in this situation, it's a hot ticket. Everybody wants to come to Magic City because no matter what the NBA and other think,

magic city is an iconic. It's a, it's a, it's, it's, when it comes to Atlanta. Yeah. So you had to do a little bit extra in order to get these, even though you are ISO and you are a Atlanta Hulk legend. Yeah. So you mean to tell me the game that's seven.

530 you haven't heard. You call him. Yeah. He did, hold on. Did you? So he picked up the phone. Okay. Hey, Ocho, what's going on?

We're going to the game. I got the tickets. So this. So I'm Ocho, you Joe. Hey, what's up, Ocho? What's going on? Hey, you want me to be me?

Yeah, I want you to be you. Hey, hey, I got these tickets, brother. Game started at 7. It's 5.30. I can see it. Man, my producer, man, my producer told me that I got something, that I got to go out of time for tomorrow, Joe. So, Joe, I ain't going to be able to make it.

Joe, I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, yeah, tip, that's how you win. I like that. I like that story. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, hold on, Joe, Joe, Joe, hold up, before you go. Did he mention anything about a birthday party? No, no, no, he ain't saying nothing about a birthday party. Oh, Lord, have mercy.

Chad, did you hear that? This? I'm going to let you. I'm in there. Chad, did you head out? Chuck, man, hey, hey. Hold on, hold on. Wait up there.

Joe, I want you to go no further. Because I got to set this up for the chat because they was all on me. Because he said it was his daughter's birthday. Right. Now, his daughter plays tennis. His daughter's been playing tennis for a number of years. She's in a tournament. Now, last I checked, Joe, they just don't spring tournaments up saying,

hey, we got a tennis tournament happening this weekend. Anybody wants to play tennis. They're welcome to come. Also, his daughter's 11, 12 years old. She's been having the same birthday for 11, 12 years. Yeah. So a tennis tournament, which you knew you were going to have a birthday, the tennis tournament weekend, normally the people have it the week before.

Normally people, sometimes there's anomalies. People normally have birthday parties on the weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, because you can get more people to come. People don't normally have birthday parties on a weekday. Normally, I say normally. Hey, it's spring break, but go ahead. I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

We can't see you. We can hear you. So, but Chad, he told us that he told you it was his daughter's birthday and he was going to be unable to attend. because the party got moved up because there was a tennis tournament this weekend. I'm looking at the test message.

I'm looking at the text message right now. Joe, hey, Joe. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we got to fix the camera. We got to fix the camera because if people want to see you. People want to see you. People want to see you. So, hold on, Joe.

So you call him at 5.30. Yeah. The game. So unless he's at the airport driving because they're going to take him, it's going to take him at least an hour. Yeah. just to get to the arena from the airport and get through that traffic and get there you go.

So by the time he sit down, they probably throwing the ball up. Hello. Hello. Probably throwing the ball up. Hello. But go ahead, Joe. I'm sitting. I'm sitting in the chair.

He's about to get her and take the cape up off me as I'm sitting there that got me a fresh look cut. You know, I said, man, let me make sure this Joker, you know. Come on, y'all, y'all, y'all done. I said, damn. Yeah, man. No, no, we were not done. for you to turn the camera back on. That's what we like to do.

Oh, shit. I didn't even know my camera went off. Yeah, you know your camera went off. You absolutely knew your camera went off because we missed it. I'm sitting here, talk. I'm sitting here listening to y'all. Hey, hey, hey, look, at the end of the day, bro, just have accountability, man.

You know what I mean? That's it, bro. Hey, let me, let me know what y'all done. You heard me? Hey, I ain't got nothing to do with it. Hey. Let me know what y'all done. Hey, I ain't got to do with it.

My name, my name's Shape, and I ain't got, I ain't came to play. Hold on, hold on. So if the floor is yours, Ocho. Hold on. Let me, let me get to this real quick. Hold on. Let me get you all together real quick. Don't be calling your baby mom.

No, no, no, I ain't going to do that. I ain't going to do that. Yeah, don't call the co-parent. There are certain terms, Joe, that we try to stay away from because they're not politically correct. And we don't want people talking about Uncle Ocho and Joe, they're using term on nightcap, talking about baby mamas. It's co-parent.

So you don't have to call your co-parent. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, let me get you all together real quick. Well, we're going to have a good one tonight, but we're going to have a good one. It's starting off great. I like it. I'm going to let you all have you a little fun. Joe, but okay, so Joe, you get your hair cut.

Yeah. Take the cape off. You head into the game. You're headed to the game. You're headed to the game. Oh, you're going to be in the same. I'm looking fly. Look at that but that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all finish? Y'all finish? Man, let you tell the story of Ocho, man, damn. You didn't tell you three times already. You keep going back. You keep going in circle. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We listened to you tell your story the other night. You told your story four times. I told it one time. Uh-uh. You kept telling it. Hey, hey. Everybody else told you to you told you to you. Hey, but Ocho, did you take accountability though, bro?

Like, mm-mm, okay, that's it. Hey, look, look, look. Hey, look, because if you ain't take accountability, I can't hang with you, bro. For real, I can't, I can't be rolling with you like this. That's fine. I hang by myself anyway. I'm good.

That's fine. Hey, Joe. Joe, your boy coming down there, we good. We're going. All right, let me know, man. Let me know. You already, you are always. Hey, Joe, Joe.

Hey, I've had time to talk to Joe already. I told, hey, Joe, you get on me. You get on me, you know. But listen, listen, listen, listen, listen to me real quick. Listen. My baby, when you hit me, why with my baby all day? Now, listen, I told, um, trick me out, right? I told him, I say, man, listen, what?

With BM say, boy, listen, I need you to readjust what you got going on. The baby has a tournament coming up. Not only does the baby have a tournament coming up the weekend, it's the Miami Open. So I'm going to be taking my baby to the Miami Open. So you adjust what you got to do because that needs you this day. So I'm like, what's the Miami Open? Hold on.

Was she playing in the tournament? No, no, she played in the tournament in the morning, and then they go from the tournament they play in to the Miami Open to meet the players. She did the same yet. Oh. So let me ask you a question. When did you realize that she had a tennis tournament

and she was going to be going to the tournament on the weekend? But she moved what she wanted to do with the baby with me on Monday. She moved. And I didn't know. She didn't tell me ahead of time. And the fact that it made it inconvenience,

well, actually, because it's the baby, it's not inconvenience. So whatever we have to do, I can't do it. I can't do it. That ain't going to see it. And all you're back. So you didn't realize, you didn't realize that you had made place.

So you didn't call, you couldn't call Joe that morning. So when did you find out that she needed you to make the rearrange those kids? Early in the morning, by 8 o'clock, 8 o'clock call, boy. 8 o'clock, listen, we come, we coming down. I need you. Boom, we went to the nail place. Boom, we got to ride. I had to go ride horses.

By that time, we locked in having a good time. We, Dave Busters. Like, God, damn, I ain't going, it's kind of messed up. And then when Joe hit me, right? Boom. Doug and Ryan hit me too. Hey, listen, we need you to get on the flight. Tuesday morning next 6 o'clock, right?

Hey, Joe, you know I got my soccer podcast, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got an opportunity to meet with the MLS commissioner so you can sit down and talk to him about X, Y, and Z, how he got the job, blah, whatever. So that's why I'm in New York now. Boom. So I had to do that Tuesday morning.

My flight was at 8 o'clock in the morning. I ain't leave here to two because all the flight. I don't know what's going on with flights and airports right now, but I had like a seven-hour delay. Boom. So it was a rough, it was a rough two days with me. Now, y'all jumping on me, getting on me.

Joe, man, I'm snapping on me. And then I got, hold on. Hey, no, don't, let me finish. Hey, Joe, but I'm looking at the Miami Open schedule. They've played the Miami Open. They've been playing the Miami Open for it. It's been on the schedule for at least in the period of time. And it's been on the schedule for at least two years.

tears. If this is what their website is saying. Now, if that's a lie, the website is doing it. We do the same routine every Miami Open. Exactly. So you knew the Miami Open that you knew your daughter was going to be going to the Miami Open before you made the trip, the plans with you? What did you have to do it what I'm talking about? Because you made it seem like the Miami Open just, just broke up like your daughter got this tournament. We normally have the party on the weekends, right? Are you listening to me or not. But there's a tournament this time this weekend. I'm trying to. But the tournament, the Miami Open is always around your daughter's birthday

on the weekend. The birthday is normally on the fucking weekends. This time, because she had their tournament to play, are you listening? She has a determined to play this time on the weekend. He moved it up on Tuesday because the kids are on spring break. So it was different this year. So when did you realize that your daughter's birthday was, going to be on the weekend. It was going to be on a weekday. She told me we were moving everything on Monday morning when I woke up. What was the problem? Is there a problem with that? Okay. Now, do you and Joe. It's not because me and

George already talked about it. You keep instigating it. We just tried to get clarification. Oh, Joe? I don't talk to Joe already. Now what's going to happen is. Where you talk to Joe? What do you mean? I talked to Joe the day to day and yesterday. Twice. You know, I say, Joe, listen. Listen, if you need anything, let me know what I owe you back. I'm gonna get it to you, you hear me. Whatever, whatever that wood cost, I got you.

And the money ain't the problem, no. That money ain't even the issue. You know what's the issue? What's the issue? What's the issue, Joe? The issue is when you got your ass up and you knew you weren't coming to Atlanta, you should have been, hey, bro, I ain't gonna get that.

So Joe, what you want to do? We want to fight, Joe, let me know. Yeah, me, hey, we can go, hey, give me three minutes with him. You can wrap me. All I'm on three minutes, that's all I'm going to have them gloves. I'm going to have gloves.

I'm going to see me on them. Matter of fact, it's on site, Joe. It's on, it's on site. I'm going to be ready. I'm going to be ready. Hey, that's the one thing I know I can do, I can whip your ass, Joe. I bet you crazy. Okay.

Hey, I like this. And matter of fact, you laughing, you're going to get your head whoop too. Hey, man, oh, Joe, I don't want to go with you. I don't know, no, no, no. It's cool. I'm going to give you three men. No, no, no, no. It ain't going to take that long for what I got to do with you.

It ain't, it ain't even take that long for what I got to do with you. It ain't gonna be no three minutes, Joe. It's gonna be about one minute, boy. You hear me? It's gonna be, I'm gonna jump on your ass like a chicken on the June bug, Joe. Yeah. You go, the problem is you're gonna have to take one or two of these

just to you get up here and one are gonna put you to sleep. I'm coming in that, Joe. That ain't gonna be enough. They ain't gonna be a, hey, hey, hey, hey, you talk about Carissa, Jake Paul, Logan Powell, damn, you got ISO. It's me and you, five. Three minute.

Hey, it's gonna be longer than three, boy. You hear me? But hey, I'm gonna take a. All I need, Three minutes, I'm gonna keep them around three minutes just to get the people in the chat, just to give them some watch. Jay Paul, Logan Paul, Cliff Paul, Chris Paul. ISO and five. Hello, hello.

Iso and five. Iso going to sleep, right? You hear me? I so going to sleep. Hey, hey, I was out of the living. Hey, see that, hey, that. The Miami, Ohio Redhawks. I'm not, I'm not finished.

I'm not finished. I thought you said we were done. We didn't done because y'all kept going. It's my turn. Hey, I love y'all, man. I love you all, I love. Hey, all Joe say he wanted. Joe say the money, I don't want no, I don't want the ROI.

I don't want no return of investment. All I want this man to do is accept accountability. When you realize that early that morning that your girl, that you are co-parent that call you and said that there's been a change of schedule, you should have cut the next call you should have made, hey, Joe, check this out. my co-parent called me, my baby's birthday,

normally we celebrated on the weekend. He didn't have to do all that. He ain't had to say all that. All he had to do is say he can't make it. Hey, Joe. Just leave it alone. You're all ready for to catch your ass with my hand, and I ain't, I wasn't, that ain't,

what I was trying to do. I was there trying to talk to you. Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Joe? Go here, bro. I love you, man. I'll beat your head, though. I love you, Joe, I love you, Joe.

I love you too, bro. Hey, Joe, anything you ever need for me, Joe, I got you, Joe. I got you, Joe. I still want my three minutes, though. Huh? Yeah, I want my faith, my nigga. I want my faith. Hey, hey, hey, what I'm like, hey, hey, what you want to do, honey?

What are you want to do? Yeah. What am I? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey, I still love you like the play cousin. Hey, hey, Joe, when you lumped up, I don't want to hear no excuses. Talk about, oh, I'll have a tie on my knee hurt.

I don't want to hear none of that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm coming from right here. I ain't got to go all the way back here. I'm coming from right here. Yeah, yeah. All that, all that. Yeah, I just want you to know, yeah, for real. Hey, Joe, I just want you to know.

Yeah, you think it's playtime. Oh, no, no. And Joe, that's why. And Joe, that's what I'm saying. He said because you don't really do no whole lot of talking, you're going to talk loud, that he's just going to run through Joe. Hey, I said, man, Joe, quiet. I said, you got to watch them quiet was now.

Quiet, loud. It don't matter. Hey, hey, oh, oh, you know why we quiet. Because, see, once we get going, we can't turn our damn. That's why I let Joe with Joe say, hey, let me run this. Go ahead, go ahead, take the flow, Joe. I don't say nothing. I'll say nothing.

I'll tell you this. Whether you loud, whether you quiet, when it comes to you got damn hands, I'm gonna put them on you. I don't care. I want to see it. I want to see it. Okay, I want to see. You're gonna see.

Hey, you're gonna be Ray Charles. You ain't gonna be seeing these hands. Three, three minutes. I'm just keeping you around so the people can have a little fun. Why? Hey, you remember with Flood fighting that little YouTube with the arena? Yeah, yeah. Hey, you're a pop-pah.

Yeah, I saw it. Hey. Hey, did y'all see the thing? Did you see the fight today, the guy? I guess he's with his girl, and the brother had slap. He sent his girl home. He came back. He said, catch this.

He lumped over her up. Called his girl FaceTime. Said, look at him, baby. He leaking. Hey, when I seen that, I sent it to you, Ocho. I said it to you. I straight up thought about Ocho as soon as I said, man, dude came back standing on business.

Hey, Ocho, you was a little bigger than he came back. He said, no, I want to fail on me. They stopped. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they got the tusses of Ocho. He said, oh, I like, he said, I like, like you even more now. What about what about what?

I'm talking about little. Hey, he said, I ain't got no good. I ain't got no knife. He said, bro, I ain't on no Jackie Chan. I ain't on, I ain't got none of that. He said, I'm going to throw these hands on it. That's what's going to happen to you right there, Joe. Well, I show thought about you when I see and I said,

ooh, I'm going to hit Ocho just like this here. I mean, you got a joke, Ocho. Do you know how, how far you got to go? go to get Joe out of character. Do you know how long it took us to get Joe to open up? Hey, hold on the show for five months. When Joe around me, he's going to open up anyway. It's me.

You know, it don't matter how shy you are. I don't know how much you don't talk. I'm going to get it out of you. Just like I'm going to get his ass with my dog. You got the man want to put hands on you. Oh, Joe. That man want to put his hands on you. Joe playing, what?

Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey, how you going to get him? How are you going to get up in here? I got a big cage too. My hand is ready to see in Vegas. Don't give a damn what it rest of that. How are you going to get up in here?

How do you go to get up in here? How do you go to get up in here? I'm going to press you, Joe, with a high guard. Joe, you're not going to know what I'm saying. You're going to have to eat one or two or to eat one. How do you eat? How am I eat them if I'm blocking everything, Joe? You ain't be blocking nothing here.

All right. Matter of fact, Joe, hey. I'm going to be out there in the palace at your front door, man. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. Get Bell, pure fiber internet with Crave, Netflix, and Disney Plus.

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I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, you know what? Hey, this is why we the best. This is why we the best. Hey, Joe, you know? Can we hold each other account?

Not only that. Hey, let me, hold on, not only that. But can't nothing else out there to touch this? Not even close. You're not, you're not, you know, you're not. You're not understanding. You hear me?

We ain't got to talk about nobody. We ain't got to create no controversy. We're going to be on, hey, Joe, we're going to be okay. We go, hey, oh, Joe. Then you bought on going to the game, man. We're all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What game are y'all going to?

No, we ain't telling you. We ain't telling you. We ain't tell him. Hey, well, that, I'm going to probably be at the cigar ball anyway. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah, you see. It's cool.

Hey, y'all gonna leave me for real? Yeah, man. I had the mayor at the game sitting there. I know the mayor. Andre Dick is we chopping it up and everything. Talking about the house and everything, they try to do around Atlanta, how they fix that Atlanta up. I'm trying to introduce you to people, man, who, you know what I mean?

Right, right, right. Man out here playing. Oh, hey. Hey, Joe, I like you trying to get me indoors. I ain't really been in before, huh? Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Man. Hey, hey, it's two down twenty-six.

Oh, all that flies, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. We ain't doing accountability in 2026. Hey, hey, you know I'm all about that. Hey, Joe, make sure you account for these fucking hands then, Joe. Make sure you account for these hands you about to get. I'm three minutes, bro. And that's just to keep you around so, so check, and, you know, they can have a little for a little for a.

I want you to think as a joke until you trust this goddamn jab, huh? When I hit you, when I hit you your nose and it start bleeding, I don't want to hear nothing. Bruh, bruh, he said, hey, you got to get decide on Joe Joe so he got to him he got to take one or two of these just again yeah yeah yeah and one I'm gonna go sleep who I don't even I don't even see that man I seen that chin that little glass chin you got well I already know what going on yo wrong Joe yeah come on bring it Joe as a matter of fact oh oh oh oh hitting Netflix man get us on the pack y'all and mayweather

undercar we'll open it up we'll be the first fire I don't give damn ain't nobody in there I'm Hey, Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Get us on. Hey, Netflix. Joe said he want to be on the undercard. I saw him in Ocho, we put us on the undercard.

Man, I'm going to tell the blood, man. I'm going to be talking about weight class. You know how bad it's got to be? Joe say he only want to do the one-on-one tournament, no three-on-three no more. Oh, damn the one-on-one. He wanted to get his ass whooped in front of the world. That's on him. Yeah.

Let's do it. That's all right. Let everybody see it. Hey, they're going to see it. Hey, off, line up. They don't see it. They don't see it. Joe, you can say, hey, Joe, Ocho.

Who you think the better thing is out of YouTube? Oh, man, I'm killing, Ocho. Ocho, you can't see me. You can't see me in there. So we got to have, we're going to have a nightcap outside karaoke night. All right. Hey, Chad. Boy, I'm put on a real show.

You hear me? I promise. A mean demonstration. A mean demonstration. Right hand. Yeah. Like, right hand, right hand. He got to understand, man.

I was in the choir growing up. I wasn't just in the choir. I'm not part of the group. I'm leading song. Oh, Cho. Oh, Joe. Oh, Joe. Oh, Joe.

I'm the, how great thou heart, near the cross, amazing grace, blessed assurance. That's me. Somebody helping. Oh, Joe, you hear him? Joe, that man said, blessed assurance. Jesus is mine.

Ocho. Oh, Joe. Oh, Joe. First Baptist and Higgins, man. Little Rock, Arkansas, Reverend Payne. Huh? Man, I was in the choir, my grandma was a leading singer, man.

Oh, you were the, hold on. You were in the big choir, the junior choir. Man, I was in the big choir. So listen, I got two, I got twin cousins there a year older to me, and they loved a singing dance. So my grandma was like, I'm going to put y'all in the choir. And she said, I'm going to put your little quiet ass in there, too.

Talk about me. So boom. I get in the choir I get in the choir I'm talking about Red Robe and everything Walking down the aisle And everything

Go on you're walking out of the sway You're going out of the aisle Come on man I'm telling you all That's why God don't play by me But listen up Let's do the story So I get

We get in the choir And I'm standing next to my grandma Like best friend Her name Fred Lee So we started singing I'm living singing I'm like man I ain't you know

Grandma already got married I'm just gonna live sing man, at the church, I hear me, Fred Lee tell my grandma and say, that boy ain't over there singing. He'd be lip singing when he up there. So the next Sunday, she was like, you're going to stand your little ass by me. And if you don't say nothing, every, I'm going to pinch you.

Boy, she had me up in there singing my butt out of Uncle, Ocho. You hear me? Yeah. I'll tell you, man, first Baptist in Higgins, man. Hey, see, you something about he. He talked about when he was a little kid, Uncle Joe. He talked about when he was a little kid. You got to understand.

Listen, for me, down there in Olbalako. Newbert Baptist Church Okay, Newbert. Yeah. Hey, Pastor Victor T. Curry. Okay. Okay.

Man. I sing in the senior choir. Hey, uncle, did you tell him about me and Mississippi. Mississippi Mass Choir? Yeah. Mississippi Mass Choir, no. Hey, I got a duet. I got a duet with the legendary Moses.

Hey, hey, uh, that man can't see me, bro. Real talk. Hey, Joe. You know what I'm a killing with? I got a song with Mosy Burks called I ain't tired yet. Now, rest in peace, you're not here to sing her part.

I'm going to sing the ball of them. Okay. That's what I'm a lot. A couple long ways, and you ain't no ways tired, huh, Ocho? Hey, anything having to do with church music, gospel, old traditional hymns?

Y'all just want to see me. I open that thing up with a prayer. Yeah, hey, hey, Chad, hey, chat. Hey, Chad, I'm going to watch this dude. On me. You hear me? I'm gonna watch him. I promise you you can't see me.

Y'all know. Y'all know. I already know it. I already know it. I already know it. I've been praying, man. I've been praying. Hey,

Barney Porter's, hey, one of y'all boys, hey, one of y'all boys lead devotional service, the other one's going to pray. Hey, I'm gonna hit him with one of Reverend James Cleetland song. He's gonna be done.

Hey, uncle, you know about Benjamin Cole? You know who? I don't. Yeah. Okay. But I mean, if you don't know James Cleveland, you don't know the five, the Alabama,

the five blind boys, Andre Couch, Bahalia Jackson, yeah, yeah. Charlie Caesar. In the upper room? If you don't know. Come on, man.

Hey, uncle, it's me. I know all that. I grew up on that. Did you? You got your work cut out for you. The man said he grew up. Hey. Hey, light work, man.

Light work, chat. Okay. Let me tell you, hey, God don't play by me, boy. Oh, Chuck. You know, I'm bringing, I'm bringing greetings from Mount Zion number one missionary Baptist church. Yeah, yeah. Reverend J. E. Clark was the pastor, Reverend Moses Carter, and then Dr. Benjamin. Okay.

So I bring greetings. As a fact, it's so funny. You know how I know Joe came to me. My cousin, one of the best gospel singers of all. all time. Leandria Johnson, ask it by me, because we sang in the choir together. They said them Johnson can sing, though.

They say them Johnson can sing. Now, I don't know, I don't know if the Johnson on that tree or the other tree can sing, but they say them Johnson. It's this tree. I don't know where branch he from, but I'm from the singing branch. Man, that little weak-ass branch you all.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, they'll take yourself. Let me tell you something, partner. Look, that ain't going to fly over here, Ocho. I'm telling you, you're going to lose this battle, partner. No, Joe, you're not beating me singing. You can't even out-talking me, boy. This is what I do. You know what, I'm happy.

We got to get my cousin, Leandro and Johnson. Go get your cousin. Line it up, man. Line it up karaoke. Nightcap. We're going to have karaoke outside. And let Chad watch me watch this dude. Hey, ain't get dangerous.

You got too much more talking. What, what, what, what, you don't even, you don't even, you don't even sound complicated. Are we singing anything? We're singing just gospel or we singing whatever. Oh, no, gospel, gospel, gospel. Gospel. All right.

Yeah. That's what we talk about, right? I'm anointed. How are you going to go, what's wrong with you? Anointed. You what? No, you're a backslatter. Because this ain't what you're wrong.

Huh? What are you saved? Hey, don't get you started, man. All right. I'm just letting you know, partner. Like, I don't know. what you think it is, by, like God took his time with me. Man, I do a little bit of everything.

That's all I'm saying. And you can't beat me in that. Hey, hey, uh, I'm, I'm hitting him with that mighty cloud of joy. Oh, you're not. Now, see, now you're talking. Hey, I'm, hey, I'm going to sound like Joe Lagoon on him. The body cloud of joy. Boy, my grandfather, loves for Mighty Cloud the Joy, the Alabama, the five blind boys from

Alabama, uh, uh, James Cleveland. Uh, my, my hellia Jackson. Boy, you couldn't tell my grandfather, nothing about no, Mahelia Jackson. I was thinking I think that was his mom I think that was Papa's Mama's name Mahel ya Hey hey oh

You wasn't in the choir They ain't made you No I was a junior deacon Oh okay Okay I mean I was in the choir I was in the back Man you know we had to do everything

Yeah Yeah You know my grandma was the mother The church So we had to cut the grass We had to get out there early Make sure everything was set up And do all that

You know we Barton point A Well you had to do everything Like I said We were, man, I was probably four, five years on how to Easter speech. It ain't no happy Easter day. I don't know what y'all looking at in Big For.

I just come to say happy Easterday. Barney Porter went playing that. Oh, you had a long-ass beat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm starting to think Joe, Joe, Joe ain't telling that you. By what, bro?

Watch this. I'm, I'm going to text him. Hey, Joe, you know who Dottie Peoples is? Dottie Peoples? No, I don't know who that is, what you know? Dorothy North. Come on, bro. What is this?

Why, I'm getting queers off of it? Hey, what about the Dixie Hummerbirds? I know about the Dixie Humberb. Oh, Joe. He more, he more, he more, he more. He's more, he's more. Listen, just because I don't know them people, they don't mean you can out-same me, man.

That's all I'm saying. You ain't no singer, man, Joe. I grew up on this, Joe. What you're talking about? You know, I'm going to bring the word. When y'all get done singing, I'm going to bring the word. I'm going to open the door to the church. You know what I'm saying?

I'm open the doors of the church. Now, hey, come on now. I know y'all don't came in there with some money to though. I don't want to hear that. God don't like, no. You don't put no change in the pan because God don't like noise. You know, the last thing you were, he rested on Sunday. Yeah.

Six straight days, he worked. So on Sunday, don't disturb him. Hey, I got one more for him. If he don't know, if he don't know them, I don't even want to talk them of. Joe, what you? know about the canton spirits. I don't know none about it more, Joe. Hey, I want you to listen to the handbook for the day, Joe. I want you to listen to the canton spirituals, right? And get a song, Heavenly Choir. Huh? And that's what I sound like. That's what you sound like.

Listen to the canned spirits and play the song Heavenly Choir. Huh? That's, that's me. Because you know, hey, I know y'all go to a lot of these church. We ain't got no, we ain't got no big congregation. We ain't got no two services. We ain't got no 15,000, 20,000 congregation. We ain't got about 150. Maybe, oh, hey, that's on the fourth Sunday on pastor's anniversary. But, hey, hey.

Or church anniversary. Most of the time, we got 100 people or less. But, boy, hey. Yeah, hey, hey. Now, Sean going to break it to you now. I'm going to give it to you now. Y'all still got a building fund. Show leaves. Hey.

Hey. We ain't going to get it finished, but we got it. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. They're a building for it. Yeah, they've been having a building for it. It says I was eight years old. I'm like, damn.

Yeah. They add two, they had two blocks every year to, every year to it. That's it. And I only know what are we building. Right. Does anybody know what the building is going to be for? Windows. They get, they get the colorful windows.

Yeah. I mean, look, we did. We did put a, They put, like, a stove and refrigerator and stuff in that. They did do that. They did, you know, they did. You know, say, okay. Hey.

Hey, you all have to go back some memories, man. It's different. Hey, so, hey, Chad, it's another song. The Florida Mass Choir. Florida Mass Choir, the song is called Storm Cloud Rising. Georgia Mass Choir. Oh, man, it's so, it's so many. There's a lot of Choirs, but the Mississippi Mass Choir

is probably the most. well-known mass choir. Absolutely. And we go to that song, I'm, I'm pressing on. I got a mother there, got a father there, and I'm just trying to make it in, just trying to make it in. So I'm pressing on.

Oh, man, we had a lady named Miss Margie Byrd. Yeah. Man, that lady gets a man, she started, she had that gold tooth in about, and she stopped right. Yeah. Yeah. And probably say, hey, Margie,

break it back one more time. And she's stand back up. how the choir to stand up with her. Man, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. Boy, that lady could say. Lord, how much it she could say. You know what I like, too, about the Mississippi Mads Choir, Uncle Joe? I mean, for those that probably if you'd have to go back and listen to some of the albums,

the last song on the album, there would always be a reverend by the name of Benjamin Cohn, Benjamin Cohn, and my favorite song is one called The Birds, one called Pull the Wagon, and he tells a story. but he's talking and he sounds almost like James Earl Jones. So you know the kind of voice to talk about him? Yeah, that baritone voice. Oh, man, man.

Hey, Joe, you don't brought back some memory, but you know, bought up church. That lady sang that's old bad joke. Man, I just want to hear a sing. Man, oh, Joe. Man, I was in church, live three, four days out of the damn week, man. Oh, yeah, you had to go, yeah.

My grandma, my grandma was an Eastern star, man. You had Bible study. You had Bible study. choir rehearsal. Yeah. While our rehearsal, you had a, once every other, like, every other, we had, like, deacon, we had, like, the junior deacons, we had to get there. And our duties, like, we had to take, we had to do because we have, okay, who is your, like, my grandfather. So, when you get baptized, you on somebody, who do you want to be your deacon?

You had my uncle, Uncle Joe, Hope Hagan, my grandfather, Mr. Leo Austin. He passed and turned it out to his son. And so, you know, the duties, if somebody was sick that day, we'd have to take, you know, we'd have to take their place. We'd have to go around because we see who's on their role. Okay, you do $1, $2 for the week. Oh, man. Yeah, my, hey, my grandpa was a deacon and an usher.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. I couldn't be no usher. They staying too long. Man. Hold on. What's up? Hey, Joe.

You wasn't a junior. I was a junior deacon. You weren't no junior deacon? I was all. I had to be out. My grandma made us be all that, bro. We had to be there. I'm telling my, listen.

Bro, we would get to, we would get to church at 8 in the morning. Sunday school started by 8.30. We started a little Sunday school. Then you go to church. Man, we don't get out of church about 4 o'clock in the evening. Yes. Hey, by the time we get our church. And look, oh, until we get out of church,

don't we get to the parking lot? She's going to spend another hour in the parking lot. They're talking. Hey, damn. They're at the court hooping. Grandma, I'm trying to get home, man. Hey. Hey, Sunday, that good bump.

What? Hey, I was always late to the court on me. We got that Sunday school started at 9, started at 10. Grady get us there at 9 o'clock. Now, mind you, we don't cut the grass. We don't went there, we don't got their Sunday and did everything. We done cleaned everything up. And because, you know, my grandmother was the mother of the church, she had to bring the wine.

She had to bring the wine and the crackers because it's going to be communion. We already did that. Well, you know, Barney, let's go. make sure we just laugh. What happened? Did the Rass get drunk and eating the crackers? You covered it up. We don't need to be there. Oh, man. So we get there at 9 o'clock. Sunday school don't start till 10. From 10 to about 11.30.

We in church. You get like 15 minutes and then all of a sudden they start saying it. They're going to start. We got it from 12 to 3. Maybe 12 to 3.30. Yeah. Especially if it's some anniversary. Deacon, deacon, deacon, anniversary, church anniversary, past anniversary, deacon it. Come on. You on program and then other churches got to come. And so you there.

Oh, listen. Get out at three. You got to be back at 5.30 because you've got a program going on with two or three other churches going to come. And they're going to be. Oh, my goodness. Hey. Oh, Joe. Hey.

My two cousins, my twin cousin that's a year older than me. We all was in the choir. But I got one cousin, man, just a year older to me. So if he's 11, I'm 10, he catch the Holy Ghost every Sunday. So look, I used to tell my grandma, I say, Grandma, don't put me by, don't put me by there because the boy going to, he's going to catch the Holy Ghost, and I can see it when it's coming. So I used to have a talk to him before we get to trade, man.

Don't come in the church without today, bro. All that flopping around, holly because you want people to fan you off and out. Man, come on, man. Yeah, hey, I'm talking about every Sunday, man. I'm asking the man when we get in the car. I'm like, man, how is you catching the Holy Ghost every Sunday like this, man? I don't understand it. Hey.

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I'm going to church on Sunday. Yeah. But see, I didn't mind going. Because guess what? My brother left. That means I got to drive. So I got to drive granted to the church. And you boy, drive like you got to sit.

I'm like, granted, you ain't got no license. You don't know if I'm driving good or bad. She over there putting, like, boy, slow down. Right. You ain't, this ain't drivers in, Grady. You ain't got no gas battle or no brake on your side. Fag. That's the first thing they do when they ride with you.

Well, slow this thing down. Tell you how to drive. And my grandma ain't, my grandma ain't even never sit. I've never seen my grandmother sit on the driver's side. And as she got older, once I really started driving and when you drive a car, my grandma go get in the back seat. I like, Grasda, this ain't no taxi. Get in the front.

Oh, no. I don't think people It did tell you turn your blank on Granted, I'm a mile away I'm supposed to go I ain't turning no blank on right now Right, you see this stop sign up there yeah Yeah

But we're gonna put this thing together Every morning I roll out of bed When I roll out the left side of the right side I save me a prayer So every time I walk up and I pray I'm always safe You don't get at the same side of the bed every morning Huh?

You don't get out the same side of the bed? No, sometimes I roll to the left I roll to the right. Depending on what size she on. Oh, okay. Yeah. I get out of the same side. It don't matter.

Me too. No? No, hell now. I'm sleeping that's my side. Hold on. What size bed you all got? Oh, hey, no. I'm just saying, who sleeps in the middle of the bed?

I sleep on one side. No, I don't sleep on edge of the bed because I might fall. out. You don't you don't toss and turn? No. Yeah. Oh, I see my best. I got a twin. What's what size of your bed? Oh, man, stop.

I got a king bed. That man ain't got a king. You got a king? What, you're sleeping on the full size? I got a twin. I got a twin. Boy, you ain't had no twins since you was in college. You ain't, exactly.

Hold on, time out. Hold on. Hey, hold on. I'm not playing. Wait, y'all got king size beds? Yes. You know how much that shit costs? cost? Yeah. Oh, Joe, I got to have a king side. Oh, but Joe, you, Joe, you probably got a

California king. Your feet be hanging up the bed, Joe. There you go. There you go. Hey, my y'all tripping. Hey, hey, listen, the king bed cost so goddamn much. I just got, I got, I got the cheapest one. And then you know how much of mattress is? Yeah. No, and the cheap. Oh, Joe, you don't have to buy no mattress. You don't have to buy no mattress, but once every 10 years. Yeah, they made a postopedic mattress, man was like $4,000 for a king bed. I was like, oh, that's cool. Give me the twin. I got the twin and stand.

My mattress, I got one of the mattresses that read, it'll tell you how long you slept, how long you was in a deep sleep, how long you was in the rim. If your bed get hot, it'll cool it down for you. You can make adjustments. You got one of the memory phones. Huh? You got one of the memory phones over there. No, I got one of the old space age beds.

Hey, hey, hey, what would they, would they, would they, would they, would they How much when them run? Hey, little sauce, you know, little sauce, you know. They come in twin? Hey, what, hey, Ocho, why he be trying to act like you can't spend four, five grand on the bed, man? They ain't spending no, Joe. Hey, hey, Joe, he'll spend it four five thousand on the bed, Joe, who do that?

Look, look, look. Come on, man. You ain't doing that, you ain't doing nothing but sleeping and shagging on there anyway. That's what I'm saying, but Ocho, Ocho, I'm going to tell me how long I was in a rim sleep. It'll tell me how long I was in a deep sleep. It'll tell me how long I snored. It'll say you snored 35 minutes last night. You snored 50% less than normal.

Yeah, yeah. It'll tell you what time you fell asleep. I have a question. Even if that bed has all those features and has all those amenities that it comes with, I'm sure it costs a pretty penny. What are you going to do with that information? 5,900.

That's how much the bed costs. 5,900. That's a whole lot. What you mean? What I'm going to do with that information? It'll tell me. Guess what? It says your best time to work out is between the hours of one and five.

You don't need a bed to tell you that. Your body will tell you that. Your body is the best time of work out of it is. That's what it's telling me. It's the same reason they put all that stuff in your shoulder pads and they track everything that you do at practice now. Right. You dehydrated.

You need the more high, see, the more information you have. Hey, you want me to tell you, want me to tell you why they track everything now? Because they understand, see, their pros and their cons of that, and them tracking everything. They understand where you get to a certain amount of mileage. Yeah, this car, he ain't no more good. That's all it is. That, well, that man, he's tracking that upstairs.

They try to make a scene like it's a good thing, but they're tracking all this stuff where his speed ain't what it used to be. Yeah, we might need to watch him. It's about we might want to get rid of him and get something good for him. Well, they put it in your pads, oh, Cho? Huh? They're putting that in your shoulder pads. Yeah, and the catapult.

You know, the catapult thing. Yeah. Yeah, man, that's a whole. And the bed to cool. And, you know, I like it to be about somewhere between 66 and 68 degrees. So, you know, as you later, I'm a, my body temperature. I'm like, my body temperature is hell. I ain't going to cool it down.

So it'll cool it down. So it might start at 72. And it'll say, you know, we made 34 adjustments last night to your bed. Huh? Be at my feet, be it at my back, be it if I'm on my side, be it if I'm laying on my stomach. It doesn't matter. It'll automatically adjust.

I've got a damn boo. I give me a girl. All that's so unnecessary. I do just fast. Let me tell you something. Stay with me real quick. Stay with me, Joe. Joe, I got a twin bed, Joe.

It costs me $2,200, Joe. I got a mattress, memory phone, Paschapetit. It costs me a, $1,000. hundred dollars, Joe. That's fine. You talk about your bed heating up and getting cold and doing this and doing that. I don't need all that shit. Joe, I put my AC on 65 degrees and I leave it. I'm good. I'm good. I ain't got to do all that. The bed are just for me. It cooled down for me. I ain't got to do all that. Hey, you boys sleeping like polar bears. I'm saying, hey, Joe, you don't

get hot. Oh, Joe, when you get hot, you got to kick your leg out from under the club or throw the club off that in the floor. I ain't got to do nothing. That's normal, though. That's normal, though. Nor they. No, they. Hey, me, I pull the covers up on me. Now, see, you live in a different time. You're trying to live like the Jetsons. I don't want to live like the Jetsons.

I already lived like the Flintstone for 20 years. I ain't tried to live like that again. Right, right. I'm good. I'd have pallets on the floor. I don't sleep on those cast iron beds. I'm good. I'm going to sleep good now.

Oh, hey, Ocho, sleep is important, brother. That's how you body recover, man. Hold on, I'm good. Joe, I don't go nowhere. I know about sleep. If it wasn't for the show, remember, I'm sleep by 9.30 at night. I'm up at 5 a.m. every morning. I'm in a gym at 7 a.m.

I show wish I could go to bed at 9.30 at night. You can if you stop partying. Hey, you remember what happened Monday night? What? 1 30. I've seen. Yeah, what time did we come on, Ocho? Oh, yeah.

1045 here. It was 1.45 there. Yeah, we didn't get off to three in the morning. Exactly. And guess what else, Ocho? I had to get right back up and catch a flight and go to L.A. Okay. See, that's what I call dedication because I was up to. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I was up to. Hey, Joe, it was three. We got off the show. I, Joe, I swamful God. My clock said 3.23. I already know. I won't trip or no. I was feeling good, too, because I took a nap earlier in the day. Yeah. I took a nap early in the day. No, I could say, I had to cut them nap. Perhaps out, because you can't sleep at night. I can't sleep at night. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form. We're launching Podlandia, A.O. Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode

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