Nightcap - Best of Ocho vs ISO Beef Part 2: Ocho FLAKES on Iso at Magic City night, Ocho's EMBARRASSING Celeb Hoops performance

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Watch Ocho and Iso go back and forth in some of their funniest debates, from Ocho standing Iso up on a legendary Magic City night in Atlanta to arguing over who the better singer is. Plus, the guys hilariously debate bed sizes, relive Ocho's celebrity basketball game experience, and deliver the nonstop trash talk, laughs, and chemistry that make Nightcap must-watch entertainment.  Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Ocho Stood up Iso at Hawks Magic City Night 25:47 - Who’s the better singer? 43:11 - Bed size  51:10 - Ocho celebrity basketball game (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let me see, man. Ocho! Chezhan! Why don't know. Hey, hey, here you go. This is what we do. Here. You had that you smoked that one

Oh, that's what oh you had that one Yeah, yeah That went in, what y'all talked about? No, it didn't. Man, come on, bro. He didn't go in, what y'all looking at? Joe, is y'all blind? No.

Play it again. Man, what's wrong with this man, huh? That man didn't even touch the rim. Oh, Joe. Hey, y'all, y'all must be blind, huh? Oh, Joe. It's going in. Oh, Joe.

Come on, man. Yeah, when somebody else hit it, when somebody else shoot it. It probably went in, not the one you, not the what you did. Hey, eight, eight, and them six, eight fellas be, be aggressive, be aggressive, Brian that got in. Man, no, nobody even touched you.

You took eight steps. Nobody touched you. I took two steps, Joe. Don't play at me, Joe. I'm saying nobody, but you dribbled from half court to the goal, nobody even touch you. You smoked a layup, bro. Oh, Joe, I was looking like Kyrie right there.

Boy, you saw that filet? Hey, you saw the filet, Joe? That shit, pretty garbage. And the man, you missed the whole rim, Ocho. Yeah, you did. The guy came in and got the tip, bro. Man, I'm thinking,

I'm thinking you saying, you saying there's more footage. I'm thinking we're feeling to see this man get down. Man, come on, that's what you're showing? I see how y'all do. Y'all, where's the footage of the rest of the points I scored? That's what I want to know. Ocho, you do realize we're not in charge of the films, right?

That's what they're seeing. You're all trying to sabotage me, me look bad because I'm black. See? That was easy. Hey, y'all might, you know what? Y'all might be put on some white hoods. That's what y'all need to do.

Hey. What do you all do with me? You don't need any help from Joe and I to make you look bad on the basketball court. Man. You plenty good by yourself. Hey, matter of fact, you know what? Hey, Joe, you know, a chat.

Make sure y'all watching tomorrow too now. You know, we play tomorrow now. What time y'all play? 12.30. 1230. On ESPN? No, you got it. It's streaming.

It's true. I'm a seeing the link. Hey, now you want to see balling. Now watch me on that goddamn soccer field. Yeah, send me the link, bro. I want to see what you're going to do. Hey, because I, listen, basketball, you know I don't like that. You know how I feel about that. Now that soccer field, where I got them feet from up.

Oh, Joe, we saw you last year. Last year and what? Have you gotten better? In soccer. I'm better at soccer than football. What are you talking about? I get that. But I'm saying, are you better than what you put on display?

Remember the last time we saw you? No, I don't know. At this very tournament. P. Mac did a bicycle kick. Which one? P. Mac did a bicycle kick in the same tournament. You remember that? Yeah, but what does they have to do with me being great?

Exactly. That's my point. I was expecting to see you do that. You're telling me Pat McAfee doing a bike. He didn't do it by you, but he passed it to somebody else did a body. No, he did the kick. No, he did not. He passed it.

I'm trying to tell you. Hey, what place? He didn't take it by the air. Somebody passed it to him and out of the air. He put it in. He was the one who assisted the pass from the right to the left. That's all right. As for him to find it.

Yeah, fine. We fit to find it. Oh, Joe. What place I came in last year? That was year before last. Yes. I didn't play. He asked you what place, not what year, the place.

Oh, I don't remember. Now, he don't remember. Guess what? You know what you notice? You know what you notice? People don't remember when they get first. Oh, we came in first. Hey.

Now he didn't come in. I don't know. Hey, you do realize these ain't, this is all, these are all former professionals and professionals out here. This ain't no. You told me you're a professional. Huh? You told me you might as well to be a professional.

I am. Right now, honestly, right now I could probably be on, I come off the bench from, from Madrid right now. I'm talking about it, Ray's hair. And raise hell. Oh, Lord, Herbishop. Hey, Joe.

Hey, Joe. What's up? What's my feet tomorrow, Joe? All right, I'm going to check you out. Is the ball going in the net? All that feet-ish ain't nothing. Because how many times we don't see guys run routes and can't catch the ball? Hey, we're here.

Ball going in the dead. Hey, um. Hey, Joe. What's up? Who had the greatest feet of all time? They say it. I think they say it's you, ain't it? All right.

Just watch tomorrow, Joe. Okay. You're right, Ocho. I know I'm right. I'm never wrong, huh? I'm never wrong. I told you that. You'd be trying to tell me you loud and wrong.

Okay, well, where you are? Pull up Ocho's. We fit to find your highlight. I ain't had no highlights. I just told you the first game is tomorrow at 1230. You, Joe, I'm trying to figure out a man say that he was better. He's better in soccer at football. Now, you're talking about a man that was a six-time pro bowler and a two-time all-pro.

He's better at soccer. That's trash. Trash. Trash. What? I was a two-time pro bowler. Huh? You hear me?

I was a four-time all pro because of the footwork that I learned from playing soccer. I'm not in a- Okay. So that should be able, you should be able to go out there, get us a couple of goals, get us a couple of assists. That's all I'm saying. Oh, I had three assists. Well, you know how hard it isn't to score?

This shit ain't easy. Hey, ain't. Are it easy to score in the NFL? Yeah. Oh, for me, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, but you said you was better at soccer than football. So it should be even easier.

Right. It's not, I'm just telling you. It's hard for you to, it's hard for either one of you to understand. Anybody in the chat that actually knows the game, they know how to. I mean, I'm looking at that message. They look it look easy. Harlem look easy.

Louis Dowski, it look easy. Suarez, it looked easy. And Boppe, it looks easy. Messy, it looks easy. You do realize your name of some of the best strikers of all times? And you do realize that Ocho is one of the best receivers. You do realize that, right? Did you just compare me to Holland?

Did you just compare me to you? I'm just saying. You just compared me to Suarez? We're talking about legendary strikers. Like, stop playing. Hey, I'm, you weren't the legendary receiver? I was all right. I was all right.

You see that, that joke. Not he all right. I thought he was him. I thought you was him. You know, hey, my last name was him in high school. Hey.

Nah, nah, no, no, no, Joe, you're gonna like it, though.

You're gonna like it. You're gonna like it. The only thing I'm actually good at is playing soccer, ping pong, pool. No, that,

I'll watch you in ping pong, though. I promise you that. I will watch you. I will watch you. I will watch you. I will, watch you and ping pong, bro.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Man, this bad here. This man said he was better in football. He was better in soccer than football. I am. I'm being honest with you. I am.

We can't get no. We can't get no goal. So we should be at least get one goal. You should. I'm going to give you a brace tomorrow, huh? I'm going to give you two. You will give me two what? Two goals.

You will get two goals tomorrow. I'm going to give you two goals tomorrow. Okay. And you know who we've been? plan? Well, y'all don't know soccer team. We plan Cagliari, an Italian team from Italy. They flew all the way from Italy down here.

Oh, yeah. These boys should be jet lag. Y'all should run them off the field. I'm playing with a team from Spain called Villarreal, Yellow Submarine. Hey, hey, I'm going to keep it real. He ain't going to get no two goals. Hey, Joe, let's bet something. Let's bet it.

Let's bet it. How much? You bet his ass whooping. because I know you ain't going to pay me if you bet his ass-whooping, that's what we can bet. Hey, Joe, why wouldn't I pay you, Joe? Yeah, because our track record, our history is bad. So, you know, I understand that.

So the only thing I can bet you is an ass-whoop. Hey, Joe, matter of fact, you know what? Hey, we got the legendary World Cup goalkeeper Pepe Rainer. Yeah. I don't know who he is. I mean, maybe somebody in the chat might know. You all know Pepe Rainer, right? Those that watch out of him.

I've heard of him. I don't know it, but I've heard of it. Yeah. He's not, that's our goalie. We got some good players. It's a really good player. These are former players that played at the highest level. I'm sure they got some guys on their squad that are like you, right?

That didn't play the game of soccer? No, no, no. Everybody's former players and some current academy. So how you get on the team? Because that's how good I am. What are you talking about? What you mean, how? Huh?

That's what I'm trying to tell you, B. Hey, hey, Ocho, you think I'd be a hell of a goalie? You know, with my 6-8 frame, Hey, Joe, you'll be like Cotat. Yeah, yeah, nice and tall. But then it's all about angles, Joe. Yeah. Yeah.

And making the goals small, depending on what, depending on where the threat is coming from. Yeah. You got to shrink the goal the best way you can. You've got to be big, Joe. Make yourself big. I could do that. I could do that.

I know I could do that. I could be a hell of a goal. I'll be sting as hell. You won't get you. You probably couldn't even get no goal on Brianna Scurry, Ocho. Huh? Ocho. He couldn't get no goal.

on who? Breonna scurry. Hey. Hey, Joe, I swear if when we come on the show tomorrow, if we on tomorrow? Yeah.

If y'all don't watch the game and y'all can't tell me what I did, I promise when I see y'all it's on site. I was on site regardless, but, you know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I ain't gonna act like it don't exist. It exists. Yeah. It's on site me and you, partner. Hey, Joe, you sure you want to do this? that you got a family and a wife at home you know that's okay that's okay that's okay why would you want to

go back to your wife you're missing damn daddy what happened to your face i'm not they ain't gonna happen they ain't gonna happen i got something for you though hey jude and you got and you got ice in your refrigerator do i got ice to my refrigerator yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah make sure because you're gonna need it okay okay okay you're gonna love him up on joe hey hey hey matter of fact i'm not even gonna ball at my fist i'm gonna slap him open hand Damn! Boy, that's the most disrespectful thing you could do to a man now. Hey, hey, I call it Salt and Pepper.

I mean, I'm going to bring it east and I'm going to take it west. Damn. I'm going to hit him square dead in his nose, make his eyes water up. His ass ain't going to be to see nothing. Yeah, yeah. He's talking to all this thing. Right in his nose. Yeah.

Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, I hope you're in shape, boy. Yeah, boy, listen. Hey. Hey, boy, I'm going to put you through the blender, you hear me? Okay. I'll put you through the blender, boy. Man, Ocho, all you got to do is tell the man that you're sorry that you stood him up.

And I'm sure Joe, I'm sure Joe being the man that he is. Damn now. You know what, okay, it happened. Just don't let it happen again. Nah, I'm a beat his, hey, a matter of fact, I'm standing on business. I'm a beat his head. Yeah, yeah. I want you to stand on.

I'm bidding, partner, because that damn show what I'm standing on. You hear me? Yeah. Yeah. You that joke, them 30-inch pythons? Okay, I see. When I wrap him, python. I see.

Huh? When I wrap the python? Huh? You're going to choke him out? Man, choke him out. Man, his little lads ain't going to be able to touch me. What? Joe, Joe, I got hands.

My hands registered. And don't try to sue me either, Joe, when I beat your ass, either. I know how you all be. y'all love y'all love to call the police and go to the police he touched me don't don't don't sue me damn

hey I'm doing in favor half ass half ass write up a wave or something oh you want a waiver you want Joe the side of waiver he didn't type to run to the police I'm gonna whoop his ass boy I'll tell you chat

I promise y'all boy I'm gonna put a mean demonstration on this boy he gonna he ain't gonna be he ain't gonna say Joe no more I got child chat. Hey, Joe, you see how loose my shoulders is? Yeah, I'm a damn shoulders.

Hey, that's how you, that's how he's going to say, he's going to say JJ Hall. Every time I hate you, I'm going to say dynamite. Hey, Uncle, it's going to be bad. When I'm done with you, it's going to look like. Three minutes. I really don't need three minutes. I really don't need that long, but I got to keep them around for the chat so they can have

a little fun with and make a few memes about them and all that. That's all you need, Joe? Yeah, three minutes, three minutes. Damn. You're going to be like Beasley. The man's ain't going to put down a mean demonstration, Ocho, a mean demonstration. I may have him like Beasley tapping out. Hey, we got, who you got?

You got Ocho, you got ISO. Man, we got one round, three minutes. What? One round? Yeah. Nah. And it doesn't matter what it is, I'm whooping his head. No, Joe said that's all he needs, so that's all we're putting up there.

Hey, hey, uh, Joe going to be tied the first 30 seconds, man. You crazy hell. My breath, hey, the best thing I got is my breathing. My breathing how to be calm and relax.

Wait, this ain't yoga? This ain't yoga. I already got you. I already got you. I already got you. I already got you. I'm already in your head.

I see it now. Hey, that's what I want you to think. No, I'm the trash talker. Joe, you're not the trash talker. Yeah, yeah. But I can beat you at your own game. That's the thing, though. No, you can't.

Yeah. Yeah. As a matter of a, eh, uh, with every punch I'm gonna talk to him. Then I tell you not to play with me. Hey, Eric, just like my grandma used to do when she used to beat me.

Trying that bell hit me, she was talking. Hey, hey, Chad. That's the kind of whoop you're gonna get. Hey, Chad, I'll promise. That boy gonna be in heap of trouble. You hear me? I got you. They're gonna put that a mean demonstration.

Man. Boy, hey, you're talking about creating some content. Oh, yeah. You might need to put them cigars down for the next couple of weeks. I'm in shape I'm playing soccer the past what 10 years every day every weekend

I'm good I'm gonna run through you I'm gonna look out for the best interest Ocho look at the look at the the chat What's the what's the poll The results

Who you got Ocho or ISO 74% got ISO 26% got Ocho Shit hey hey hey That ain't right here I thought I'd be more like 95-97. Hold on. See, that's the problem.

That's the problem with the people that voting. That's how the person who got in office got in their night because they're always picking the wrong shit. No, no, chat know what's going on. Yeah, okay. Hey, you see that side frame? You see all that? Yeah.

Understand what come behind that too, boy. Ain't nothing but pressure. You hear me? I mean, hey, I'm going to press you watch that boy. The next segment is brought to you by Tommy John, where comfort is the new power move. The Knicks pulled out the ultimate power move on the Hawks tonight, winning by the score of 140 to 89 in the close-out their first round series.

Joe, you can't say basket or ball tonight. The next blitz, the Hawks opens up the top, Ocho. 83 to 63, 36 halftime lead, the 47 point halftime margin, is the largest in NBA playoff history, breaking the record of 41 shared by the 2025 Pacers and the 2017 Cavaliers. It approached the largest halftime lead

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plus 29 BT8 A nothing but a stogic A Joe Ocho he got Hey, hey, Joe, Ocho. Hey, well, hey, Joe, you smoking on that hawks pack?

You think nothing but... Damn, Ocho, this ain't about a little sick, ah? Are you smoking on that hawks back tonight? How you feeling, Joe? Hey, listen, man, why were you got to talk about this? The damn game was over with in the first damn quarter. Hey, first quarter, the first five minutes, Joe, it was over, boy? I didn't want to know how you feel.

Listen, before we even go on, huh? Before you even going on, you know, you know? What's up with that little money on your owe me, baby? Hey, man. Hey, hey, you're going to have to call me Joe Shai. I didn't pay you nothing. Hey, hey, that's how I'm feeling. I'm choosing violence tonight.

I ain't paying nothing. And when I see, I might rob you, partner. I'm telling you. That's how I'm feeling tonight. I ain't paying you nothing. Damn that. I ain't paying you nothing. Damn that.

Joe said. Yeah. I ain't paying that. Joe got his shots to gear on. Oh, Joe. He said he ain't paying you nothing. That ain't paying them nothing. That's why I came in all black today.

Yeah. I got my trigger finger. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, look up. You can't try. Hey, if you know it's good for you, you ain't gonna play with this one. Hey, hey, hey, I need my money, boy. Hey, titty, titty, titty, bane, bane, homie.

We can do however you want to do it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Hey, Joe, I know you live at now. Hey, pull up. Pull up. Hey, I'm the biggest house on the block, partner.

Don't worry. I had a porch light on for you. Okay, okay. Hey. I ain't paying nothing tonight. I tell you what, I tell you what, now. You got 24 hours. You got 24 hours.

I don't know who are the hour to give me my $500. Oh, that's your ass. Hey, listen, I got 24 hours. Well, I tell you what, Joe, if you don't have me my money in 24 hours, it can be some furniture moving, you hear me? I hope all your affairs in order. You hear me? I hope your will isn't intact.

Whatever you're going to leave your kids and your wife is in order. Hey, hey, hey, I tell you that, I tell you that much. Hey, we ain't paying, Paul. Joe and I refuse to pay. I'm going to leave a porch light on for you. Yeah. You hear me? And I'm going to be waiting for you, partner.

Okay. Yeah, pull up. You know my address, man? Hey, you think you think it's sweet, huh? Now, you're going to have to get this back in blood, partner. Okay. Back in blood. Okay.

Hey, say less. Hey, say less play, boy. Oh, Joe. Joe's out of the real, so he ain't paying. I ain't paying nothing It's fine Because when I see him It's on site

You hear me? Hey, chat Chat Boy, Hey, the internet been on my ass for the past four hours

You hear me? They've been on me For the past four hours It's cool But yeah, I ain't paid Hey, Joe, So they've been chatting You don't even want to pay

So you decide You're gonna pay Call me Joe Scheister Call me Joe Scheister Tonight, baby Yeah Hey, listen Yeah

Listen What? In life, Listen, in life, Sometimes we make bad decisions, right? In life Sometimes we make bad decisions. And sometimes, you know, the best experience in life, the best teaching life,

is, I'm going to whip your head, Joe. Hey, guess what? Hey, I'm going to turn your ass every which way but loose. You hear me? Guess what? Guess what? I could deal with the consequences, home boy. And you ain't going to have no choice. First and foremost, you can't whip my ass no way. That's why I ain't. Did you take Joe? Damn. I'm going to. Hey, guy. Hey, you got my ass right. You didn't get to you again? Joe said he didn't pay it because he know you can't do nothing. Hey, Joe, hey, Joe, you really,

Hey, Joe, you really think it's sweet, huh? It's cotton candy. Hey, Joe, you really think it's sweet? It's cotton candy. Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah. I ain't paying nothing.

Oh, damn, man. Let's know, man. What we doing? What we talking about? All right. All right. Yeah. Don't worry.

Don't worry about it. Yeah. I got some, I got some for you play, boy. Hey, it's okay. Hey, hey, you thought they stopped. making them when you got one? You thought they stopped making them when you got one? I tell you what?

Y'all see what y'all. Y'all see what y'all? Okay, boy, he just said a few words. Now Joe looking to pull the crap out. Damn that. Damn that. I chose violence tonight. This is how I'm coming.

Hey, I tell you what. Hey, don't you got Pilates in the morning? Palates yoga? I'm in Midtown, home, boy. I know, I know exactly where it's at. Yeah. I know exactly where it's at. Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey. Matter of fact, I meet you at the door. Hey, 12 o'clock noon, I'll be there. All you got to do is pull up. Hey, no, I beat at 11. Night camp, the shy condition. Hello, hello, I ain't playing no game. I ain't paying nothing.

Yeah, I hope so. Yeah. Get it in blood, partner. Chat, see what y'all started? That's how I get it because I blame y'all for this, chat. This is all your fault because y'all kept wanting Joe. Y'all told by Joe, bad joke, this, Joe, this, Joe that. And I see what y'all will turn Joe into?

Hey, for the past four hours, I've been getting my ass chewed out by my hawks. So you know what? If we didn't win the game, we're going to win the damn fight. I'm choosing violence tonight. Yeah. So, Ocho, however you want to do it, partner.

Hey, listen, not only did y'all, not only did y'all lose the game, you're going to lose the fight too. You hear me? You're going to lose the fight too. No, win, win. You see, hey, you see we, you see we by a head, We had Big, Big Robinson up in that Ford and Elson.

About to put him in that headlock. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to win something tonight. Hey, I don't know who that referee is. Hey, Joe, he needs to simmer down a little bit now. Hey, he needs it. I know he's taking a job really serious. I know he's trying to set the tone and show, listen, I'm not going to tolerate any of the bull crap, any of the extra stuff, you know, on the court.

But like, come on, man. We ain't come to watch you. We ain't come to watch you throw people out. unnecessary. Especially that early in the game. He's seen how chippy the game was, Ocho. He knew. See, Reb knows if they don't step in right away,

it's going to get out of hand. All he had to do is give people warnings. You don't got to throw nobody. Warning. You see how we get that out of game? Warrant ain't going to do that job. Ocho, they're down 60. What the hell of what a warning?

Now, I'm ready to fight. Now, I'm ready to fight. We can't win the game. I'm going to win it up. I'm gonna tell somebody ass up out here. We're gonna win something. Yeah. I mean, I turned the game on.

It was like 51 to 19. I'm like, what the hell is this? Hey, I'm watching the game. And I'm gonna tell y'all something, man. I had floor seats tonight, and I couldn't go because I had something to do with my kids. Man, I'm watching the game. And I'm like, after the first quarter, hell, I'm like, damn, we ain't come to play.

We BSing. Man, we were stuck on 15. Them boy had like 51 to 15 or something like that. I said, damn. I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, I can't believe this. I see the crowd. Dead as I don't know what. I see people starting to leave.

Man, you got all the celebrities in there. I'm like, oh, man, that one hurt, fellas. That would hurt. I ain't going to lie. That one hurt. I'm talking about the Knicks really just They can't Hey, they came with no mass tonight

Yeah, they chose violence Yeah I mean look at all these plus these Minus 38, minus 43, minus 24 minus 29, minus 36, minus 44 This is I mean I don't even know I've never seen anything like it

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I'm like, damn. Bridges ain't had no good game the whole series. This man couldn't miss. 10 of 12, 2 and 2 from 3, 2 and 2 from the free throw line. Cat had 12. He was on 5. He had another triple double. Cat had never had a way off triple double in his career and got two in six games.

And you know what's crazy? As bad as they beat us in the first half. Yeah. They came out in the second half with the same intensity. He did. I'm talking about still wasn't missing. Still shooting fast break threes. I'm like, damn.

But y'all couldn't get nothing going over there, Joe. Nothing at all. It was a bad night tonight, fella. It was a bad night. And you know what, Joe, the problem is that as well as you guys played the first three games, you guys look really bad the last half of that game three, but four, but, oh, five and six. We look, we look run down. We look high.

They ain't like that. Four, five, and six. Game four, five, and six, they were awful. we look I'm telling you we look it look it looked like you know how like uh I don't know how y'all feeling football like in the first quarter something but you know you feel like you get that second win you know you'll be all right it looked like we never got our second way it's like we never got out the damn gates hell the way the game started I just felt uh the nix were way too comfortable to start the game which is one reason why they made shots but not only comfortable

they were desperate they were the more desperate team tonight we got to give them their credit Shout out to the Knicks. They play the hell of a game. They play their ass off. I mean, shit. You can't take no from it, bro. Shout out to the Hawks. Uh-oh.

Ha-huh. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha. Hey, y'all got a chill. Y'all got a shit. Hey, matter of fact, hey, uh, hey, what's sound the pigeon make? They're a bunch of pigeons.

They ain't really no hawks. They don't deserve to be hawks. Ocho, Ocho. Ocho, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. I told you. I told you. Hey, if you got a part.

Hey, hey, make my mouth. Look my mouth look like ketchup, home, boy. All right. Say less. Make my mouth look like ketchup if it's a problem. Say less. I told you, boy, I'm on. Hey, look.

Hey, bro, you ain't seen my money. It's on the flow from now on. Hey, you ain't getting that. Hey, from now. You can't get it. Period. Hell no. I ain't paying nothing.

I like it. I ain't paying nothing. Hey, kid. Hey, Keith, he can't pay this country above nothing. Man, hey, we got our ass. We got our ass who's so bad that I chose not to pay. That's how I'm feeling tonight. You make it bad on yourself

because not only did you see your team get your ad whoop, now you're going to get your whoop too. Hey, you got the address partner, pull up. I'll be there. You ain't got to tip me twice? Yeah, you need me to meet you at the airport? Hey, I don't need an invitation. I'll be there.

Hold up, hold up, Joe. You're going to pick the man up at the airport to whip him. Man, listen, if I have to, hell, what do you think this is? No, no, no, no. I don't need you to pick me up. Somebody from Twitter going to pick me up. Hey, chat.

chat and I know I'm dead wrong. I don't even give a damn. Yeah, I'm dead wrong and don't even give a damn damn damn. Yeah. Damn that. Hey, don't worry about it. Hey, oh Joe, Joe, that portier, you know, that's a partier. Hey, that's one thing back. Hey, I'm gonna dip my second bottle. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm gonna pop it open. I'm on bottom number two. Hey, that's a good day. Oh, hey that, hey, that brown, that brown going to make him frown. I ain't tripping. Huh? Like Red Fox say, boy, you don't get one cross your lip. You don't get one right cross your lip.

You don't get one right cross your lip. You don't say it's not paying. I ain't paying. And I'm telling them I ain't going to pay him. I don't want to be no misunderstanding that he thinks he's going to get his money at a later date and time. I'm not paying you home, boy. Yeah, I like that. I think by me being straight up, me being honest, me being up front, hell, you could take it how you want to.

But at least I told you. You feel me? Yeah, I got you. I got you. At least I told you. I got you. Hey, are you feeling real good? Well, I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great tonight.

Okay. Hey, he got a... Hey, he got him in the... Hey, he got him to... Bill, Bib, the vote outfit at night, so he's talking... He's talking that cash. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Hold on, hold on. You and Uncle, you y'all gonna be the only one on here with some nice-hand frame. Yeah, I got some frames, too, man. Okay.

I don't... I said, you joke. Yeah. I have to be able to see. I just got regular glasses. I ain't got no sunglasses. Well, I need to be able to see tonight, damn, I'm ready to see too.

Hey, hey, um, you ain't noticed. Hey, Joe, what's that on your left hand, Joe? Yeah, that's from the sex, though, huh? Huh? Hey, you see, you see the two fingers? That's his cute gloves. Hey, Joe. Hey, no, Joe knows.

Tell him McGill, um, he don't know nothing about that. That's how I know he ain't no real shooter. Hey, hey, hey, um, he think he's slick. You know what them two fingers for, right, huh? Now, hey, hey, Ocho, these two fingers, finger for real shooters, homie. I'm a real shooter. That's why I'm trying to tell you. Hey, not that kind of shooting.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I knew y'all were going to think it was a game. What that is? That's your rifle? Cue stick. No. This ain't none of that. Play, play, this ain't no dick sporting goods.

This ain't none of that. So he just, he just went and bought this. It's brand new. What, please. Hey, it's brand new. He, he just went and bought that. Hey, and if you may, I might have to put put the pool stick on your ass

Oh, so you keep on foot. Hey, that's fine. Hey, hey, hey, you see how that thing glide through that like that? Yeah. Hey, let me tell you something. If you need all that, you ain't no real player. You hear me? Man, listen.

Hey, listen, Joe, all you got to do is take that chalk, put that chalk right here in between the thumb and the index finger. Now, some people don't like that joke. Some people like they get messed, especially because they got on black. Most pool shooters wear black. And so they don't like, they don't like that chalk. So they wear the glove for the slide better. Hey, um, uh, uncle, I'm trying to teach you some.

Hey, you ain't teaching me nothing. I don't eat all of a goddamn accessories. He won't even listen. Just listen sometime, man. Damn. No, you pay me my money. You better listen. I ain't paying you nothing, but I need you to listen.

No. You hear me? This glove here, man. Hey, real shooters. Where I go play pool at Ocho, if you ain't got one of these partners, you can get ran up out of the door. You mean, you ain't a real shooter.

Real shooters don't even need accessories, boy. We don't need it. We couldn't afford a set. where I'm from. We don't wear no gloves. Well, you might be able to go forward. Well, I know you can't. Joe pays you your $500.

Yeah, he showed what? As a matter of fact, Ocho, guess what? And y'all bet $100 every game. So you up by $700 to be true, be told. Honestly. You up seven hundred.

And then his ass woke up. Yeah. Don't worry about it. You're going to, hey, we're going to wake up. Oh, Joe, that man owes you $700. And he said he not, he said, I'm not paying him. Hey, um, I deal with him when I see him.

Hey, hey, hey, who boy, I can't wait. Hey, hey, you're going to learn the definite. Hey, hey, uh, every time I see prime, it's on what? It's on site. Every time you see prime. Every time I see prime, it's on site. Hey, hey, do you just join the park? Do you see my words?

No, I can't see them. We can't see them. How y'all can't see him? What do you mean? I see them on the day? No, I can't see them. Where's the other one? You got two of them, right?

Yeah, I got it right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, but they're so far away, they're not, they're not focused. Okay, okay. I'm going to get it together for, I'm going to get it together for y'all. Hey, what, what man at? Man, damn, you're. Hey, Joe, matter of fact, when I make that little visit,

I'm going to take them out your house. Damn, Joe! You just got it. I'm going to take them out your house. Hey, hey, I heard, uh, I heard, uh, If you bury somebody in your back in your backyard, that's a tax write-off. You know, there you go.

Hey, what color you want your casket, partner? Who? You. Yellow. Okay, I got you. Yellow? I got you. Because I got a nice little spot for you out there in the back.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. I hope your guard dog, Lord Ratport doesn't smell like. Now, he ain't taking nothing from no stranger, trust me. Oh, yeah, yes. Yeah, he trained like that. He ain't taken nothing from no stranger. Yeah, we'll see.

And he's chewing ass, too. You come over here, he chewing ass. I'm letting you know. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh, yeah.

So, hey, hey, I advise you to tread lightly, partner. I don't know what. Ocho, honestly, Ocho, I don't know why Joe chose violence tonight. I understand that his team didn't play particularly well. But for the man to come out and say, I'm not paying. And that's the end of that. He said, yeah, I owe Ocho 700. I'm not paying.

That's the end of that. Okay, let's continue to talk about the game. I don't even know why y'all you keep bringing it up. Hell, my mind ain't going to change. Shit. Hey, hey, all. Everybody in life had choices and they got to deal with the consequences. Yeah, you're right, don't you.

Joe got to deal with the consequences. That's it. So now he's going to, he living in that land and got to look over his shoulder all the damn time. I'm good. I'm good. You know, you think you good. Yeah, yeah. You think you good.

Yeah. Hey, I keep that file on me. Yeah. That who? That five. And you ain't the only one. They made more than one. Well, hey, hey.

Pant, I'm just telling you tread lightly. You hear me? Only tread I know about it's tires. Hey, Joe say you got that draw. Oh, Joe. Man, hey, I got a switch. You're going to jail. So I don't, anything in the area.

With that switch, you're getting ten. Out the real. That's fine. long hey look that's fine long as my statement is made okay alright look I hope you can get that look

I hope you can get it out oh yeah it's already out okay okay I don't know I've never seen I've never seen

I've never see or heard Joe behave in this manner I never seen my damn hawks play like they played tonight this is why I'm choosing violence If I owe you money, you got to get it back in blood, partner. It ain't just you, Ocho. It's go for everybody, partner.

But since I'm saying here talking to you, I'm letting you know. Joe's everybody out better. Ain't nobody getting paid. Yeah. Hey, you know what? We might have to get him a little pads tonight because he on that brown. You hear me? Oh, okay.

He's on that 408. So he's not responsible for what he's saying. Okay. Yeah, he's not in the right state of mind. Hey, I'm on that yak tonight. What you mean? Who ain't responsible? Man, I ain't, what you think this is?

Hey, Hey, Joe, I'm going to tell you one thing. I'm going to tell you one more time. That brown going to make you frown. Now, you keep playing me if you want to now. Oh, you're the bad saying he ain't paying you. I don't know what that's to tell you. Okay.

Okay. Hey, boy, your head going to be a nail in the coffee. You keep playing with me like that. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to, I'm trying to coax, you know, maybe like $250 here, $250 there, and another $200 at the end. But it doesn't seem like he's willing to budge. It doesn't seem like he's going to pay you anything.

It's okay. Hey, Unk, it's okay. These hands gonna buzz cross his head. Hey, hey, hey. That's fine. Way ain't getting Nateanya. Hey, when you see, hey, you come to the A and you see their red dot on you, partner. Don't get scared, all right?

Yeah, I like red dots. You got a red dot. I like a red dot. I used to date an Indian. What you're saying, boy? Yeah, I'm going to put it right in the middle of your head, too. Huh? Yeah, right there in the middle of your head.

Come to La Laca, come to La Laca, put it out. Put it out. Okay. Okay. What's you're saying? Okay. You got the right one. Yeah, so do you.

So do you, partner. You got the right one on the right day. Yeah, I chose that. Better give me, hey, I better have my money, boy. How you wanted, Ocho? Yeah. How you wanted? Hey, now he didn't piss me off now I wanted in dollar bills.

Damn, man, I don't care how you, I don't care how much you get pissed off. Huh? Boy, you ain't got to go to the bank, Joe. You got to go to the bank and they got to count out $100,500, what? Who do? That would Ocho say, how do they want to do.

Oh, what they do that at? Didn't I just tell that man they ain't getting this money? Okay. Damn, that's how I got to tell you. You won't bet none. You won't bet none. Damn. I bet you have to be on the evening news.

Bet it. Yeah. Bet it. Okay. We had some breaking news right before we started the show. The third member of our big three is out of season nine of the big three. According to the league, the Detroit Amp superstar former champion MVP. I saw Joe Johnson will be sideline for the entire 2026 season

due to complication from a torn Patel attendant he sustained last summer. Damn, Joe. Damn, Joe. What happened, Joe? Hey, hey, oh, hell. Hell, no. Hell, hell. He got scared, though, Joe.

Hey, he's scared. He's scared to me, Joe. He's scared of me. Now you did all that talking and bulljiving now you can't play me one-on-one. Listen, Aunt Ocho, chat. I want to sincerely apologize. You know, my bounce back just ain't what I thought it were going to be, ladies and gentlemen. You know, I thought, hey, it is probably the most catastrophic injury I've ever had.

You know, I've been doing everything I'm supposed to do right. I want to see my doctor. Yesterday, you did a strength test, but, you know, we do single-leg strength tests. They strap you down in the chair and everything to where you can't move up. Yeah, it makes you do extension. So, yeah, so my right leg pumping out about 230 pounds, my left leg at like 115. Oh, no. You know what I mean?

So that imbalance... You're about to get injured again, Joe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that imbalance, it caused me to overcompensate and they say, you know, I've been to hurt something else. He told me I'm probably about another three to four months away from really being a hundred and really feeling like myself. Hey, man, I ain't going to question the dog, bro.

You feel me? Like, in my heart of hearts, though, throughout my process of recovering and training and working out and trying to get back out there, It's been tough, bro. It's been tough. It's been tough. But, you know, I'm taking my time and I'm going to do whatever I can, you know, to get myself back right.

But in the meantime, in between time, you feel me? I got some other stuff brewing in the pot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So did you know, do you feel like it's imbalanced? Do you feel anything that's off, Joe? Yeah, I do.

I do. I mean, Ocho, I can run. I can go to the gym, hoop. but after about 10 to 12 minutes into my workout you know you feel that weakness in there yeah you know what I'm saying and I and like my

my push off my stopping goal and all that you know cutting it just ain't it ain't a hundred bro it ain't where it's supposed to be yeah it ain't where it's supposed to be so you know I got all I got my range of motion back I just got to build this quiet muscle back up and you know get it comfortable to this to this

right leg and I'm left leg dominant. That's the leg. You jump off that leg. Yeah, yeah. I kick with this leg, jump off this leg. This is my power leg. My left leg is, even though I'm right-handed. I don't know if y'all are right-footed or left-footed.

No, I'm a right-handed guy, but I mainly jump off my left leg. I can launch, go off two feet, but I'm mainly a left-leg jumper also. I'm saying, but if y'all kick a ball, like, Ocho, you play soccer. I kick a ball in my right. I'll say, my left foot is my, that's my power leg. That's why I kick with. Really? Like my mama was left-handed.

I just didn't get the left-handed part. I'm a righty, but I'm a lefty from waist down. You feel me? Yes. Yeah. No, see, my grandfather wouldn't let that. My uncle, I had an uncle that was left-handed, and my grandfather hated it. So any of the time he saw the grandkids with something in their left-hand,

he popped the shit out of that hand and put it in the right hand. He didn't want it. So if Cousin, that's Libby's the oldest on my mom's side, she's the oldest grand. Yeah. And then up until say I'm like, I'm probably like seventh. Libby, Arneill, Eugene

Dot Spanky, Lanny, Maryland, and me. I'm eight a grand. So if we go back down until probably like 13 or 14 to one that I can remember, ain't none of them. Ain't none of them. If they were born when Papa was alive, Ain't none of them left-handed. Wow.

Damn. Yeah, yeah, man. Damn, Joe. Man. Yeah, it's all. Damn, all. Damn, that sentimental shit. Joe ducking.

Damn. Oh, Joe. Joe, you ducking this smoke, Joe. Oh, slow down, turbo. Slow down, turbo. Slow down, turbo. Hey, me. Hey, Joe, all that talk you were doing just the other day

about what you were going to do and, you know, you know, post up and do all this, and now you want to out the blue? Oh, Joe. Hey, Joe, that's kind of, Fisci, man. Ocho, Ocho, the smoke still there, partner, can't,

we just got to postpone to a later date. You know what I mean? I ain't postpone the shit, man. We're fin of play. I ain't trying to hear that, man. Hey, hey, you're going to postpone or you'll get your ass with which one you want. Okay, I'm going to kick you right in that leg, too. All right, okay.

All right. I'll just let you know. All right. I already told you. I'm trying to be cool. You know, I'm in my feelings over here because I can't compete. I can't who. Oh, no.

Hey, oh, you're going to compete. I'm going to make sure you compete. I don't care. That about what that doctor said, boy. You're going to get this work, boy. All right. All right, Ocho. Okay.

Yeah. Fuck, man. Hey, now, hey, out the blue. Now, now all of a sudden, oh, I'm hurt. Oh, hell, no, I ain't trying to hear that. Dang, I ain't trying to hear that. Hey, hey, see, Ocho, see, I, we're talking about that hell. We can't get out outside.

We can't do nothing outside. Joe can't do nothing. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, boy, hold on. Both of y'all hurt. Nah, nah, hell now. Listen, just because I can't play basketball, that on me. I can't kick on y'all ass now.

Okay. Okay. I think y'all got misconstrued. Joe, I haven't been letting no one-legged man beat me in no... Nine. Hey, I beat, hey, and nothing. Oh, Cho, in January, I was on one leg. Can you imagine?

I'm a whole totally different person. Ocho, imagine. I mean, think about me, Joe. I was on one leg, too. That's because you were taking a beating, boy. I would whip you. Hey, I had to beat you all. down to your break pants, boy.

Okay. Hey, that was Ocho. Ocho didn't win. Not one of them. Hey, I had on my good clothes. I wasn't trying to mess up my church clothes. Well, listen. Well, I'll tell you what. We're going to get back out there. We're going to find something this far as we can do. We got, hey, we got, we got darts. We got fishing. We got a couple of things we're going to do. We're going to get outside. Hey, hey, wait until you see.

Oh, your axe throwing, yeah. Hey, wait until you see my hair when we go when we outside. You know what? My hair. Hey, I'm going to be in forwarded car. Hey. Oh, yeah, Emperor Reyes. Hey, hey.

I'll put that a mean demonstration on somebody. Hey, hey, I promise you, boy. Hey, hey, hey. Ask Jordan, yep. Hey, look, we get on that pool table, boy, y'all might want to hide the footage. You hear me? Yeah. Hey.

Hey, because the demonstration I'm going to put on these boys, ooh, we chat. I promise you. I told Joe, you know, I see you footage. I beat that dude. Efferrears. Best in the house. I'm a combination of Effing Reyes, Earl Strickland, probably Willie Mascone.

I'm probably a combination of those three. Hey, hey, hey, listen. Georgia Slim. Listen, I'm telling you. Ocho, if I ain't never warned y'all a day in your life, I just need y'all to hear me out. Oh, unc, oh. Hey, I'm telling you, man, you don't want to play with me on that film.

You don't want to play me on that pool table. All right. Keep talking. As a matter of fact, hey, hey, Hey, you see that, hey, you see that right, Joe? You see that right. Uh-uh.

Oh, Joe. Hey, hey, can we add a ping pong table to that? That's what I'm gonna just say, boy. I can't, Joe, you can't move like that back to one leg. Who can? Unk! I think you gotta twist it. We just talking about playing basketball,

run up and down, cutting this. That's hard for me to, I can do it. I can do it. Oh, no, nah, y'all game in him like that. Serving volley. Bam! Hey, Joe. And you notice I'm not even entertaining y'all when it comes to playing pool and playing

ping pong? Because we know you can't play. Yeah, we already know that, Joe. Joe, that's what I do. I only got one person I got to worry about it. And he's all right sometimes. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Hey, we're going to see. Yeah. I already know Ocho ain't got no touch when it comes to shooting pool. No, none, zero. You don't know how to control that little toy ball. I know you don't know how to do that.

Okay, all right. Yeah, I know you don't know how to do that. We'll see. Yeah. Boy can't throw no darts, hell. He barely gets you. Oh, I already know. I already know you're laughing to beat me in,

neither one of y'all. I want y'all, you do know as a Cub Scout, we played darts, right? Man, you're talking about something when you were eight, nine years old, hell, you do, you do know, hold on, let me finish. You do know, as a Cub Scout,

We did act storm, right? You do know that, right? Whatever. Okay. I'm cool either way. Hey, we could, hey, we could split logs. I don't care. We bust stumps.

I don't care. Because I already know y'all don't know how to work with no acts. I already know that. Man, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay. I don't mind, listen, I don't mind adding you guys to the collection that I already got from y'all. So just add, it's just going to tally up.

Just keep adding to the collection. Yeah. First of all, I know neither one of y'all ever bust the stunt. Y'all don't know nothing about it. Who don't? Buster who? Come on, man. Nothing.

Don't worry about it, no, Joe. Joe, but I'm saying, Joe, you can't mess with that act, though, Joe. Not with that ass, Joe, you can't mess with me. Oh, I'm telling you. I did this for bread and meat, man. If I ain't win, I ain't eat, I'm telling you. And I know, that sledge hammer, I already know you ain't none of that sledgehammer. I already know you ain't none of that sledgehammer.

You almost even nailed there. That sledge hammer and that spike nail. I already know that. That's your man's over there. They're his city boy's self. He don't know nothing about none of that. Yeah, he don't know nothing. You.

Man, I used to work on the docks, man. I didn't know how to work. Ain't know how to work. Ain't no damn. Ain't no damn. There's a damn. Yeah, when I had a dog. Man, I had you a lawn chairman.

I had to nail the nails in when the, when the ship came to the dog. Hey, hey, Ocho. So you should be there when them, when them bricks and keys come through there? How you think they get here in the States? Yeah, you go to the quarter of Miami? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Joe, that's where it comes.

You know what? Let me be quiet. Yeah, okay, okay. My bad. I don't know about y'all, but I grew up doing manual labor. Oh, Joe, I know you ain't do nothing. I did grow up doing manual labor. I had chores from five years old.

I ain't had no choice. Take the trash out and cut grass. I had to wash my clothes. Yeah. Hey. And they're talking about some washing some damn clothes. Well, y'all going to win that. Because I ain't washing no clothes.

I'm dumping everything in the colors white together and putting the pot in and going. No, you got jill. No, no. My grandma say, if you walk around with your socks, you're not putting them in the washer. Go get that scrub boy. You know the little scrub board? Yeah. No, the scrubboats, yeah, absolutely.

Man, made me scrubbing the white socks because I, don't walk outside in your white socks. And here I go. Outside and white socks. We had the old watch machine that was on the back porch. Yeah. It was open. Yeah. And you pulled the clothes through the ring it.

That's what we had. Damn. Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, I'm going to go about Joe. That's why I know you in 50. No, Joe. You're not, Joe, you're too young, man.

Oh, oh, wow. Yeah. Hey, Joe, you is too young, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you need to slow that, turbo. You need slow down. Hey, Joe, I'm in my, I'm 50, Joe. Man, listen.

You got me bent, partner. That's all I'm trying to say. Yeah. Yeah, y'all gonna see. Y'all gonna see. Hey, I'm tired. If y'all thought what I'd done in January with some chat.

Boy, I'm, hey, these boys ain't seen nothing yet. Hey, Joe, we in June. Hey, I ain't got nothing to do with that. Hey, last time we hung out with January, I can only go off that. Hey, we get to ask, we see who chopped down the tree the quickest. Oh, man.

Y'all don't even got no technique for that. Oh, my God. You ain't even got the technique for that. First of all, Ocho, you ain't never chopped, no, you ain't never got no wood, you don't know how to get kenneling, you don't water, talk, no fire, no fire, no fireplace. You know, Joe, never used a fireplace.

Time out. Time out. That hell you all talk about. Let me tell you, let me tell you something. Hey, let me tell you something. When I was a Cub Scout in 1987, huh? Huh? Huh?

We was there, we was at Yosemite Park. Huh? We camped out there. We had to chop down the trees, chop down the wood, make our own campfire. What is you talking about? That boy, line. No, I'm not.

I'm telling you. I got, I got the picture. How were y'all doing when y'all were doing it? This was in 87, Joe, 87 and 88, 89. What line? What line? Like, my... Hey, scouts on it, Joe.

Scouts on them, okay. That's a lot. Hey, scouts on them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you. I've done it. I've done it.

I've done it. Man, I can work a tree like you can work a deal. And I know how to limb. You don't. See? You don't even know what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Chant, y'all don't know what I'm talking about either.

So why y'all are you talking about, oh, born the Great Depression, I know what I'm talking about. Hey, hey, hey, you got to have some endurance to knock down a tree. Y'all, y'all ain't got no endurance like that. Hey, Joe, it's all about technique, Joe. I get, I'll be, I take it a same-sized tree, I'll beat you and Ocho taking it down. That's what I do know. All that other stuff.

Because, first of all, let's not let Ocho chop, because he's going to let's ride a chop down the tree and the tree fall on him. So, no. He had no idea, no sense of the record. Hey, you got it in like the cartoon. Yeah. He'd be in the head just bounce up and down and put him in the dirt. Yeah.

No. Y'all going to learn by playing one, y'all going to learn by playing with the greatest athlete of all time, man. It's just hard, bro. I might give y'all a chance fishing because Joe say he can fish. Ocho say he can, he's bored with fishing. So it's just probably me and you, Joe. Yeah, I'm what I'm saying.

And I'm gonna skin you. And you know what's funny? It's the fact that I don't fish and never have. That's probably why I'm going to win. You're not going to. That's why I'm probably going to win. Ocho, you don't even know how to cast a reel. You don't know how to spin it?

Man, what's... Look at he got both. Talk about, man. What you mean? That's when you go deep sea fishing. That's when you go deep sea fishing. It depends on what we're fishing for. If I got a look at all up in the trees, Joe.

You said he's going to go. Right, yeah. All they're going to do is be breaking line. Yeah, give you another rod. Yeah. I'm ready, though. You can't fish. You need to stay on the shore, too.

Because first of all, you don't know how to stand in a boat. You don't know how to fish from a boat. What you mean? I don't know how to stand no boat, huh? Joe, this bag will be back. He owned the land. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Or the boat over. Let me tell you something. In Cincinnati, right? Yeah. Me and Carson Palmer. And T.J., Hushman Zada.

Yeah. We used to go shore fishing for catfish. Go what? Shore fishing. Yeah, for catfish in Cincinnati. What's you used for bait? Huh? What you use for bait?

Oh. Earthworms? Yeah. Yeah, I use earthworm. I tell you, I tell you no lie. Hey, listen, if I'm lying, I'm flying. And you know me, I lie for you before. I lie to you?

Yeah. You don't know how to fish for no bait. You don't know how to fish for know what you call them. Because for me, I'm going to fish to be fish for catfish because they're bottom feeders. So you need to fish on the bottom. So you need to get something that's going to drop the line to the bottom. Yeah. Yeah.

But you don't know. Hey. I don't know. I rolled my line all the way out there, huh? Oh, Lord. Hey, y'all know how. I had a cane pole, too. That's how good I am.

You try to catch Channel Cat? Speckle. Flathead. What kind of catfish are you trying? trying to catch? Shoot, the big ones? Hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't know their name. So you try to catch a flat head?

Yeah, they were big, boy. But you got flat head, you got, look, the child, like black cats lay like, like this long, you know, you don't want something that big, because they rank. You want something tender, like what they, filet, what you fried, like, okay, give me that fried catfish. Yeah, boy. Yeah. That's what you want. I don't really see.

Hey, we do it however you want to fish. Hey, we can do a trial line. We can do deadline. Hey, we can set it. Whatever you want to do, Joe. How do you want to fish? Hey, trout line, deadline, second line. I'm going to win.

Hey, hey, I don't really see no, I don't really sense no real threat. Just keep it real out of y'all. I mean, it'll be, you know, it'll be good content, you know, but for the most part, I think, you know, clean. Hold on, you don't see no competition with what? Fishing? Yeah, but. Joe, you lost your mind.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Hey, Joe, as a matter of fact, hey, Joe, we're going to put that. We're going to put like two grand up on it, right? Not whoever, we catch the most fish or the biggest fish? Me and you, just me and you, Joe. And who catch the first fish? Whatever, Joe?

Yeah. Whoever get their line in the water first going to catch the first fish? No, not necessarily. Man, see what I'm talking about? There you go. I already know. I already know neither one of you can fish.

Hey. No. Joe, I ain't going to tell you no lie, Joe. I caught a fish so big to pitch you weigh six pounds. I had lied to you, Joe. Got it right now. Hey, you know what? I'm gonna make it.

Oh Joe, you can't fish, stop. Hold on. I'm gonna let y'all fish in the boat. You ain't got no patience. I'm gonna let you fish in the boat. I'm gonna get in the water and catch my fish. Oh man, come on. I'm definitely not gonna be in the boat

because you're gonna be, hey, Joe, you see how he throwing? And all they're gonna do is tip the whole boat over. You don't know how to fish from a boat. But damn, what kind of boat we're in? We're gonna tip over me going to live. Bro, your boat is on water. You can't just be fishing like you sure fishing. Yeah.

We need a bigger boat. Oh, you're on a bass boat. Have you seen people fish from a bass boat? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can't be doing all that what you doing, rocking the boat? Oh, man, hell now. I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, yeah.

No, I know. You get your own. Yeah, Ocho ain't no three. Ocho ain't no three. He's just coming for the shis and gigglers. Yeah, okay. He just would have fun, something to talk about. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. It's okay, Ocho. Good dude, though. Hey, I'm coming to dominate, baby. Dominate what? Hey, y'all, like a Sunday at 1 o'clock. That's what I'm coming to do.

Man, there's nobody fooling with you, Ocho. You know damn well, you'll do all the fish. Yeah, okay. Man grew up in Florida. Grew up in Miami. He don't like the deep sea fish. He don't like the deep sea fish. Hey, I get sick on that boat, man.

All that rocking back and forth, man. You're going to take the ground. I get nauseous, man. That dream of me don't help me, man. You don't help, man. Well, let me see. How soon are you eating? You got to let that thing get all the way down

because if you don't, we Yeah, you'll be saying, you're going to be chumming it up. They're going to be fishing swimming side of the boat because you don't chummed it up. You didn't call Earl. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see it at all, Cho.

Yeah. We fish for whatever. We can catch drum, we can catch a snapper, we can catch whatever you want to flounder. Hey, whatever you want to go in the, we can catch bass, we can catch pipe, we can catch crappy, We catch red red, red, red, red, blue gear. Whatever.

Hey, them, them too little, man. Hey, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go hunting. Oh, you just want to catch trophy fish, or you want to catch fish that you can eat? I just want to catch Goliard Gruber and throw him back. And you got to throw him back on there, throw your ass in jail. You got a boy, you ain't got no choice. Hey, I want to catch Goli Grouper, you know,

maybe a sore fish, sell fish. Man, what, man, you ain't catching no Goli Grouper with no regular riding real, boy. You're going to have to. I know where to go. I got a deep sea fishing boat Oh man Come on.

What if we catch some tuna? Who? Tuna. What are we going to do with it? I mean, I don't eat it. You can throw it back. We're going to catch Branzino. Matter of fact, we should make it sweet.

You don't eat, you can only eat what you catch. And if you don't catch that, you don't get it. I'm bad. I'm good with that. Yeah, how about that? Well, look, my thing is. else, if I got to clean it, it's going back in the water because I ain't cleaning it.

Hey, me and my brother got in trouble. Me and my brother got in trouble with that. Man, we're throwing the fish back. My grandma said, boy, I'll see y'all throwing the fish back. I'm going to cut y'all ass. Yeah, I ain't want to have to clean all the fish. Hell, no. Man, all the scared.

Cut the head out, cut. Yeah, you ain't no real fisherman. Into the water. I'm real fisherman. That's why I catch a release. You only want to gut the fish. No, oh, Joe. Man, look here, man.

I just wanted to eat the fish, okay? Right. And then I got a bone caught my throat, and I stopped eating fish that wasn't filet for my 30 years. Yeah. What? Because, man, I ain't damn there a whole loaf of bread. You know you get a bone of your throat where they get you.

They get you that bread. They massed that bread. They swallow this bread. Man, shh. Did it go down? Yeah. I bet I was crying. I was panicking.

Hey, my granddad, boy, stop all that crying. Ain't nothing wrong with you. What you mean? Ain't nothing wrong with me. That's this big-ass fishbowl in my throat. But there'll be a whole loaf of red trying to get that damn bow down. But we're going to find out. We're going to find out who can really fish.

And guess what? And when we go to these state fairs and they got all this cuisine, they got these rocking-mine oysters and they got these pig ears to eat, Joe. I already know your stomach weak, Joe. I already know your stomach weak. His stomach weak and his leg. Look, look. Look, both of y'all talking a good game, but y'all's stomach weak too here.

Oh, Joe. Mine? Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with my stomach, Joe? You think because you eat a lot of booty that your enzymes in your stomach. That's what you think. But they ain't how it work. They ain't how it work.

Joe, what is there that we're going to eat that I haven't eaten before? Think about it. There's nothing. There's no place we're going to go with there. There's any delicacy that I haven't tried to taste it before. You ain't had no Rocky Mountain oysters. You hadn't had none of that. I didn't have oysters right here, Prime 112.

No, those are oysters come out of shell. These are cow and hog testicles. Hey, man, unc, I'm going to swallow it. What's you talking about? Man, I'm kidding about that. Oh, wow. We're going to be out. Hey, Joe, you got to hold it up, man.

Just dropping in your mouth. No, that is. No, no, no. Come on, Joe. These are fried, Ocho. You gotta chew these. These are fried. Oh, yeah, I like that.

Long you got a little season on there. I'm good. They're deep fried. Yeah, I'm good. Just long as they got a little seasoning. Oh, they got season. Hey, we're gonna see. We got turkey too.

We go see. Oh, they got some stuff, all them eyeballs, Joe. When old Joe biting to the eyeball Joe, and all that goo. Nah, no, come on, yeah. Come on. I like that. Well, y'all ain't doing that.

I like that. I like that. I like that, Joe. Huh? No. You know, my sister cook a mean raccoon with them bell peppers and celery and onions. Put that thing in the old put that aluminum foil in that pan.

Ah, yeah, Joe. Hey, watch, you pick it up and fall out the bone. Nah. Come on, man. Yeah, we go eat that posseum, too. The prettiest white meat. Oh, come on. Damn. Oh, yeah. I like that.

I like that. Give me a little hot sauce with that thing. Last man, I know he passed away many years ago, but he used to make a mean, do armadillo. Man, he busts that shell. Yeah. No, but I don't know anybody in Glenbyter to do it. But I know they're still dressed down a raccoon or a possum.

I don't know if anybody do armadillo like that anymore. But that's okay, Joe. We're going to find out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're an Ocho talk a good game, but boy, I love it.

Joe, I didn't ate it. You don't have no squirrel, Joe. I can't, I can tell you, you ain't never had no squirrel. I'd have had squirrel, frog legs. I'd have had it out there. I'd have had a little crowlead. Don't do nothing. But no possum.

I ain't ate no possum on. Yeah. Yours right. It's okay. You're going to have to eat some. Yeah. Joe, you ain't. Because I asked them father of lady in South Carolina, Arkansas, that make a mean one.

Yeah. A mean. A mean. A mean. A mean. A mean. A mean. A mean.

A mean possum? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Joe, you ain't no eater, Joe. We ain't no eater, Joe. Yeah, yeah, I ain't no, Eater.

I know you're eating out. I know, I know you're getting down. I already know how you get down. See y'all go too far. We know you a big eater. I'll go eat her too here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Food.

What I'm eating, don't get up and walk away. That's all I'm saying. I mean, what you and Ocho talking about? Hey, did you, hey. Count me out. It would be. I'm like a new addition. You got to count me y'all.

I'm ready. I'll let you know what you have that. But that's all right. As you're ready to find a lady, found a person that'll cook a lot of stuff. Mm. Okay. Yeah.

All right. I show can't wait to see this. I'm ready. Well, everything is fin to get swallowed, but. Yeah. Hey, you got a cheer. You got a chill.

I'm just saying. What happened, Joe? He's talking about everything going to get swallowed. You got a gym. Yes, that's all. Hey, Ocho. My bad.

Yeah. Ocho, you giving us a, man, you're giving us a, oh, oh, yeah, Joe. I already know. Ocho, you know the first thing we're eating. What? Big old pot of that booedick and onion. Oh, man.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, that's out the box. Huh? That's out the box. Hey, see that thing, world up on Joe's plate.

They're gonna'all that thing, Steve coming up off it. Oh man, y'all got to chill. Y'all got a chill. Yeah, Joe. Nah, we're going through the end fire now. No, Joe! I've never seen that on a plate.

Okay, Joe. Hey, Google it. Google it right now. Hey, Joe. Google it right now, Joe. I'm gonna show you how to eat it, Joe. What? You do it eat it just like a... Hey, Joe, hey, we go cut the camera.

If you pick it up and eat it, we're going to cut the camera. You better take a fork. And a knife and cut it like you with a regular sauce and delete. Nah, nah, I'm eat that thing. Hold on. Hell, no. Man, this guy, hey, you are, you an Ocho like the first people on here. Y'all think I'm lying.

You or Ocho pop up. I'm sorry, I can't make this up. I can't make it up. Y'all are the first people on, y'all are the first nightcap. Boy, when I type of a bull dick and onion. y'all are the first people to pop up. Hey, it is, Joe. Look, on Google.

Look. You lied, Joe. Yeah, it is. I ain't lying, bro. I don't know if y'all can see. I don't know if y'all can see, but when I typed it in, you boys come straight up. You popped up with some dude with your Leportier. Damn.

Hey, that is. That means, hey. Oh, come on, man. How did put that a couple, man. Yeah, eh, that's the first thing that popped up, too. Hey, they got Ocho, they got me, Ocho. They got us with beers. Hey, hey, boy.

Hey, who did that? Boy, you, eh, y'all really demated, boy. Hey, hey, I'm telling you, Joe, we're going to be, we're going to be famous now. I'm telling you. We're going to be famous. Hold on all the things, they're being Ocho. That's a test of y'all name now. Damn.

Come on. Chad, who did that? Hey, Joe, now you in there, not Joe. I'm in there. Because with your lady type in that, they're going to have all three of them. Yeah. So when you go, when you go back home,

they're going to be, they go. Bro. Man, come home, man. Wow. Damn. Now, this is out of control. They got the videos and everything.

This is out of control, fellas. It's crazy. Man, they got a TikTok. They got hashtag. Shannon Sharp. Yeah, I told you. But see, hey, but they got Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Ramsey in here, and he got

2.9 million views seven years ago. So don't tell he was eating it. Yeah. Come on, fellas. But I don't know, I don't know what they, I don't know, look, Chad, I know how many people of my age are from the South. I don't know what y'all thought we was eating.

What y'all thought we'd eating? I mean, because for the longest time, we're the only one is eating oxtail. Go to a soul food restaurant. You can't get in the white people out to lie. Eat knock on the oxail. You hear me?

You hear me? Stewed chicken, smother pork chop. Pig feet. Yeah. You got the worst cuts. They kept the best cuts. You got the worst putt. But you know how we're going to make a meal, Joe.

We're going to make something out of nothing. I can't believe my grandma had me eating this stuff, bro. I'm talking about big jaws of pig feet. I'm talking about the way you just reach. and then pull that thing out. I'm talking about that type. Man, that vinegar, though, man. You know, your mouth be just like on fire.

Yeah. The corner of your mouth and your lips. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro. All that vinegar? That's how I used to be on. But there was a place, and I'm trying to think it was like Greeley, called Bruce's. And that's what they was famous for.

They was famous for cow testicles. They had turkey testicles. That's what they were known. for. I had a postcard. I'm going to get the postcard. Wow. I think it's closed down. It might have closed down. Anybody from Colorado ever

heard of Bruce's. But that's what they're known for. And we would go, we would go early in my career when we go to a training camp in Greeley, about seven or eight of us would go, and we go to Greeley's and get it. Wow. No. So I already know, Joe, you ain't about that life,

Joe. Your stomach weak, I can tell. Yeah. Hey, look, you're talking a good game. I know yours week through. Nah, yeah. Liver? You on your own

on livers.