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Episode Date: January 22, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs taking on Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions beating Baker Mayfield and ...the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 31-23 in the NFL 2023 Divisional Round, why the Dallas Cowboys are the dead beat dads of the NFL and much more! #Club #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, yeah.
So that's where we're at.
Ocho, we got to get to this game.
The Chiefs go on the road, do something that they haven't done in the Mahomes era,
which is a road game.
I guess the Super Bowl isn't a road game, but they go on the road and beat the Chiefs 27-24.
Mahomes are headed to another AFC championship game after Bills kicker Tyler Bass missed a 44-yard field goal with one minute and 43 seconds to play. The Kansas City Chiefs picked up a first down,
ran out the clock, and now they're headed to face the Baltimore Ravens for a chance to go
to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. What was your takeaway from the game? Listen, obviously the storyline for the NFL, we have yearned for a game like this
where we look forward to having two of the greatest quarterbacks of our era, of this era,
to come together and play each other. And we get that every time we get a Mahomes and we get a
Josh Allen matchup. It lives up to the hype and games like this, it always comes down to decision
making. Decision making in the most important moments is what matters. And when it mattered
most, forget the rest of the game, forget the rest of the game. When a decision making matter
the most for the Bills to finally make it to an NFC championship, with a chance to be in a,
excuse me, I'm sorry, AFC championship, with a chance to be in a goddamn Super Bowl, they fell short
yet again. The game was in their favor. The game was in their favor. You have the touchback,
would be cold, fumbling with the ball going out of bounds. You have Josh Allen fumbling
at a recover because Tennessee Chiefs player trying to scoop his score.
Trying to scoop his score instead of just falling on the ball. It's
falling all in your favor. So it comes
down to your decision making when
it matters most in a certain
moment. Here we have second down.
We have second down. You know your kicker went
one for three last week.
But you were still able to overcome
that and win the game. Let's make
it easy for your kicker.
You have second down, you got goddamn Stephon Diggs running wide, wide ass, butt naked ass open.
Simple shot, get it to him, get you a little closer
in field goal range if you can't score.
You throw the home run.
You come back, third down, incompletion.
You come back on fourth.
What happens?
Tyler Bass goes in, pressure moment.
He misses a kick.
It goes wide right.
The game, everything was right there in your hand.
Even with the mistakes, even with the mistakes,
you still had an opportunity to tie the game,
take it in overtime, and hope the decision-making in overtime goes in your favor. Now you're
going home again. Yeah. I think the game, it was this is how it's supposed to be. For the Baltimore
Ravens, for the earned a right to go to the Super Bowl, they need to go through the beast of the
AFC, which has been the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah. They've been in the championship game every year
that Mahomes has been the starter. They reached at least the AFC championship game.
So what should happen, Lamar Jackson, who's going to be this year's MVP,
has to be last year's MVP, last year's Super Bowl MVP,
in order to get to the destination that he craves, that he yearns,
that he says, this is why the Ravens, you deserve, this is why I earned the money,
and this is why you believed in me.
He said on his draft, when they got drafted,
what can the Ravens expect from Lamar Jackson?
He said, expect the bowl.
That's what he said.
He said, expect the bowl out of me.
Okay, now he has that opportunity, and he has to go through Patrick Mahomes,
who's arguably the greatest quarterback of his generation.
Lamar Jackson says,
I wouldn't have it any other way
than to go through Lamar Jackson
to get to Las Vegas.
I have a question.
Go ahead.
What is the saying or the mantra
that's always been around for many years?
What wins Super Bowls?
The touchdowns.
No, no, no, no, no.
Defense.
Who has the number one defense in the league? The Ravens. No, no, no, no, no. Defense. Who has the number one defense in the league?
The Ravens.
Listen, it's going to be a tall task.
Yeah.
It's going to be a tall task for the Chiefs.
Rasheed Rice, Pacheco, Kelsey.
That is the bulk of the offense.
That's the all-out offense.
I mean, they got a catch here from Gray.
Yeah.
Washington Rice.
You'll get some other pieces coming in, making plays,
and doing what they need to do.
But that's not enough to get it done against a team like the Ravens,
where there is no weak.
Well, if there is a weakness, you'd probably say in the secondary.
But everywhere else, that interior, that second tier,
shit, that alone, it's going to be
a long motherfucking day. Let me ask you a question.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Who picked Kansas City to go to Buffalo
and win?
Based on what we've seen from Kansas City.
This is the best we've seen Kansas City's
offense look the entire season.
Yeah, especially since
the emergence of Rasheed Rice playing the way he's playing.
Kelsey looked good tonight.
Obviously, the running game
has always been efficient
when they choose to run it here and there.
Pacheco has always done a thing.
Clyde Edwards-Alaire, when he comes in,
he's somewhat efficient.
Andy Reid is so creative.
Andy Reid is so creative with the play calling
and being able to manipulate the defenses
that they're playing against.
Even when they were inefficient,
and we, damn near, some people even wrote their ass off.
Yes, I did not see them advance
into the AFC Championship game.
A lot of people wrote them off
based on the way they were playing
and the fact that they were having so many struggles
offensively with receivers dropping.
Hell, they had the most drops
out of all the teams in the NFL,
the receiving corps.
So you think, you know what, this ain't their year.
But they were able to overcome that.
Obviously, and again, I'll say it again,
the resurgence of Rasheed Rice toward the end of the season,
especially with his play in the playoffs,
is one of the reasons why they're where they are now.
Yes.
But remember we talked about it?
When you have a guy like Mahomes, you've seen nothing.
Home of the road, Ocho, because you know what this guy's capable of.
You've seen it.
You've witnessed it.
Right.
So when you go, it doesn't matter if you go in enemy territory.
It doesn't matter if you go into a hostile environment.
You've seen what this guy's capable of doing.
Now, Buffalo made enough mistakes.
I don't understand why you go for it on fourth down backed up where you backed up with 13 minutes left in the ball
game everybody knew everybody knew you was running the fake that wasn't close analytics
analytics analytics what happened you know what happened ocho dollar bass is gonna bail
bell sean mcdermott off the hook
because had they lost that game,
McCole Hardman doesn't fumble that ball.
He goes up.
Now they go up two scores.
Two scores.
I don't even know why you got McCole Hardman touching the football.
He hadn't really touched the football all day.
He hadn't really touched the football since you traded for him
and brought him back.
Yeah.
You put him in that situation.
Situation, yeah.
And he's stretching.
He's trying to stretch.
Bruh, you don't stretch there because that's a harbor rule
that if I fumble the ball, somehow I don't keep possession of it.
It goes out of bounds out of the end zone.
The opposing team gets it, and they get the ball.
That's a harbor rule, but we'll discuss that another day.
So really, that should have been a death blow right there.
Give Buffalo's defense credit for rising to the moment
and keeping Kansas City out of the end zone.
But Tyler Bass, it's not Tyler Bass missed.
It's going to have people not talking about Sean McDermott's bonehead decision
to go for it on 4-5 on his own 29-yard line with 13 minutes to go.
But give Kansas City credit.
Isaiah Pacheco,
every time he runs the ball,
he runs like the defense owing money.
Your mofos owe me money.
I'm finna get it out your ass.
He angry.
Listen, I said it before.
I don't know if I said it
when I was talking with you,
but I might have said it amongst my friends.
The last time I've seen someone run that angry and upset like somebody did something to him was Marion Barber.
Yeah.
Him and Marion Barber have that same running style where it's like, I'm pissed off.
It's on.
If you get in the way, I'm going right through you.
Now, he's not as big or as physical as Marion Barber is, but his mannerism, the way
he carries himself and running style
is just like that. I like him. I like
him a lot. The Chiefs
did a great job. If you look at it,
the plays,
Buffalo probably ran an extra 25
plays. Yeah. Kansas City
is that the possessions that they had,
I think they only punted, how many times did they
punt? They punted once tonight?
Let's see.
Kansas City punted once tonight.
Yeah.
21 first downs for Buffalo.
21 first downs for Kansas City,
27 for Buffalo.
Kansas City was one for five on third down.
Buffalo was seven of 14.
Buffalo ran 78 plays. Kansas City ran 1 for 5 on third down. Buffalo was 7 of 14. Buffalo ran 78 plays.
Kansas City ran 47 plays.
And basically three of those plays were kneel downs.
So basically they ran 44 plays.
Buffalo had the ball 37 minutes to 23 minutes for Kansas City.
It's funny when you look at the numbers, when you look at the statistics,
who's supposed to win this game
based on everything you just said?
Buffalo.
Buffalo.
But it just goes to show you.
You see everybody talking about,
oh, possess the ball.
When you have a Patrick Mahomes,
possessions don't matter.
Yeah.
Because he's going to maximize,
remember last year in the Super Bowl,
how the Eagles,
they were snapping the ball every time under five seconds.
Right.
But their defense couldn't stop Mahomes once he got in a rhythm.
So he's going touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, field goal.
Yeah.
And that basically wins the ball game.
Yeah.
But Kansas City came.
Obviously, they like this matchup.
They like the matchup.
Look, in the playoffs, Kansas City has gotten the best of them.
The last two regular season games,
Buffalo has gotten the best of Kansas City in the regular season.
But when it matters, Mahomes always seems to find a way to rise to the occasion
and outplay Josh Allen when it matters the most.
Because like you said, it comes down to a throw here or
a throw there, and he seemingly
always makes the right play. But
when that guy walked out on the field,
if you watch the paint, the
back view, Ocho, the opposing
end zone, you're looking at the flags,
they're straight across. I say
now to him, he's going to think he can put this
ball right down the middle, and it's going to go in.
You better aim that ball at the left upright.
To the left a little bit, huh?
Yes.
When he hit that ball, I told that guy, I said,
hey, you're about to miss this.
And he looked at me and told me, I hate when you say that.
Right.
And it wasn't even close.
Right, yeah.
No, because he hit it right down the middle, Ocho.
Yeah.
But all he had to do was look behind him and see the flag straight out.
Well, you know what?
As a kicker, and obviously me, I can attest to this because I am a kicker.
I kicked in an NFL game.
You do all the testing with your special teams coach before you even go out on the field.
So I'm sure they talked about that based on the wind.
You want to see which way the wind is blowing.
So understanding what direction or how you want to kick the ball to give you your best chance to make it.
So I'm sure you know
you can't go right down the middle.
Obviously, it's going to go to the right.
So you got to leave it to the left a little bit
and it's going to carry where it needs to go.
A lot of times you see,
what do they do, Ocho?
They come, they'll throw grant,
they'll throw seed.
If they got a cross wind,
if they got a wind behind them
or if there's a wind in their face,
I just need to see to let me know how I need to hit this ball.
Because if you hit that ball like he hit it,
10 times out of 10, you're going to get the same effect of what he got.
He hit it down the middle, the win pushed it, and it wasn't even close.
You got to start it at the left, and the win's going to push it right through.
But when you think about it, he was one for three last week.
He had a bad week last week.
He had a really bad week. So i imagine the pressing situation right now sure
the season is on you yeah the game is on the line and it's on you there's a lot of pressure in that
and i'm sure tyler bass the moment might have been too big too big for him the moment might
have been too big for him based off what happened last week and the confidence wasn't there. Even if, I can't explain.
I haven't been in the playoffs much.
I haven't been in pressure moments much,
but I do understand what was going through his head.
I could imagine what was going through his head.
The entire season, the entire city,
and everything is riding on your leg.
I'm sure Buffalo is upset
because Buffalo lost the Super Bowl with a kick. I think
it was Christie. Who's the guy
in 90 when they missed the field goal?
Doug Christie? Steve Christie.
Steve Christie.
I think that's who missed that field goal
in 1990 against
the Giants in the Super Bowl in Tampa.
That was also the Super Bowl
when Whitney sung the National
Anthem. Okay sung the national anthem.
Okay.
Damn, man.
That goddamn.
Scott Norwood.
Scott Norwood.
Oh, it was Scott Norwood?
Scott Norwood.
Scott Norwood missed the field goal, pushed it,
and they ended up losing the game 20-19.
So Buffalo's like, damn it, we have the worst luck with kickers. When we need to have our best look we have our worst look but uh
give the chiefs credit the trees played unbelievable for a second i thought i said damn now you the
offense you picked the day to have your best game and now the defense is picking their worst day
to have their worst game this game yeah but they bowed their backs they kept my ends on when they
need to they forced a couple of punts they The defense, the special teams, did a great job of being alert
and not letting him get in the fake.
But when they needed to, and that's the mark,
what I say about any offense or defense,
can you get done what you need to get done
when you absolutely have to have it?
Okay, defense, you absolutely have to get a stop.
You cannot let them get the ball in the end zone.
Because remember, Ocho, on the situation earlier, on third and goal from the 12-yard line he hit Shakira in the corner
of the end zone in front of Snead I'm like bro the only thing you can't do is just don't give
up a touchdown and we gonna make him kick a field goal and I've been there but Josh doesn't send my
roll outside the pocket and does and a half and semiarms a pass, and makes a great throw.
Shaquille makes a great catch, comes down with the ball.
But when they needed to have it on that last drive,
at worst-case scenario, we're going to tie this thing.
You're tied up, and we got Mahomes with the ball in his hands
with two timeouts, three timeouts.
Two timeouts, excuse me.
I like our chances.
The defense bowled their backs and kept them out of the end zone,
make them settle for a field goal.
They missed the field goal.
They get a first down, and they run it.
But you have to give Kansas City credit because this is the best.
Kansas City's offense has looked the entire season.
At no point in time did this offense hum and flow along like it did tonight.
And you picked the right time to have one of your
better games. Now, you better have another one next
week because the Ravens ain't nothing to play with.
Listen, you already know
what that defense is going to do. They're going to blitz you.
They're going to make you uncomfortable.
They're going to have exotic looks.
They're going to bluff. They're going to do all types of things
to confuse you. Patrick Mahomes
isn't going to be able to sit back
there, take your time. You're going to have to make your decision-making. You're going to have to be fast. The ball is isn't going to be able to sit back there, take your time.
You're going to have to make your decision-making.
You're going to have to be fast.
The ball is going to have to come out quick.
All the long, let me see,
what do you call it?
The play-action stuff.
Play-action, yeah.
I don't think it's going to work like that
unless you can establish a run.
You know what's very difficult to do
on the damn Ravens?
It's difficult to run.
It's difficult to run.
So we're going to see what's happening.
It's going to be a good game
if I was to lean towards
if you're a gambling man in the chat, if you're
a gambling man in the chat, I'm leaning
towards the Ravens winning that game.
Yeah, absolutely. The Ravens will probably open up
or Ravens will probably open up
four and a half, five points favor. What's the line?
Yeah. What draft kings say
the line's going to be?
They're more than a few.
I mean, you get three points, you get three points for home field.
I'm thinking four and a half, five.
Three and a half, okay.
Three and a half?
Three and a half.
And listen, I love Patrick Mahomes.
I love Kelsey.
I love that defense.
I love Darius Sneed.
And now, hell, shit, I love Andy Reid.
But that goddamn defense.
Have you noticed I haven't even mentioned Lamar yet?
I haven't mentioned Lamar and Zay Flowers and the offense and what they can do.
Because the defense, defense wins Super Bowls.
What Lamar's going to do, he's going to do.
He's going to get his regardless.
He's going to get his regardless.
The defense is what wins championships.
And that has always been set in stone and will always come true so well i know i
know what's gonna happen so if you're a gambling man put your money on the goddamn ravens next week
the ravens you look we know the ravens possess the football they run the football that's not a
good sign when you look at how well buffalo ran the ball and we know baltimore is a better run
offense than what buffalo show so that's something Kansas city is going to have to shore up.
They were one of the better run defenses, not great,
but they were pretty good against the run.
Although you wouldn't know that by the number of yardage that the Buffalo
bills put up running. So they got 72, one 33, one 73,
one 80, one 82, 182 yards on less than 30,
on 37, 38, 39, 39 carries.
So that's a pretty good ratio.
And we know the Ravens get a lead on you.
They can run the air out of the ball.
But you see what happened with Kansas City.
Josh Allen kept a lot of drives alive with his legs.
Now you're talking about the most dynamic quarterback in all of football
when it comes to his legs.
You got to have a spot. And you can't play all that man coverage i know
spags love to play man coverage but you you cannot turn your back don't do that don't do that
if you think you had well you think you had issues and problems with josh allen
yes when you went man it's a whole different ball game. Not from a physical standpoint,
but from an athletic
and speed standpoint.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's not going to run over you
like Josh will.
Bitch.
Listen, Lamar Jackson
hit his head off the goal post
from anywhere on the field.
You play around, man.
He absolutely can.
He absolutely can.
But it's going to be
a great matchup.
I think this is the matchup
we needed to see.
Look, we had, you know,
we had three great,
we had three great quarterbacks
all, you know, in the semifinals. Yeah. Now, we had three great quarterbacks all in the semifinals.
Now, we got the two guys.
We got the big gun.
You got Lamar Jackson.
You got Patrick Mahomes
for a chance to go to the Super Bowl.
Okay, Raven, you said this is what you wanted.
Lamar Jackson, you promised the Raven fan
when they drafted you
what they're going to get out of Lamar Jackson.
You said they're going to get a bowl out of me super bowl that's what they gonna that's what
they gonna get from me okay boy how how prophetic would this be how poetic to live it out huh
to say it and live it out to say it and live it out twice here. It doesn't happen very often, Ocho.
Yeah.
32 teams passed on the guy.
Yeah.
Ravens moved back in the first round and said, okay, we'll take him.
Yeah.
He's the franchise tag.
Yeah.
31 teams passed on him again.
31 teams passed on him.
31 teams passed on him again.
Yeah.
He said, you know what, damn it.
I'm going to make all y'all pay again
yeah
Ravens about to get two MVPs
now they about to get a bowl
yeah
so it's going to be a daunting
task for the Chiefs
I did not have the Chiefs
based on what I had seen from them all season
off offensively ain't no what I had seen from them all season long.
The regular season.
Offensively?
Yeah, not this far.
Ain't no way I would have picked them to be where they are right now.
No chance.
No chance in hell.
And the funny thing about it is, I said it before, I think I might have been on
Inside NFL, it's special.
As special as Patrick Mahomes is.
I said it myself, I don't see them getting too far in the playoffs because with the issues and struggles that they have in offensively,
there's no way he can be that type of Superman to overcome that.
Right.
It's impossible.
And I, lo and behold, he damn so did.
Patrick Mahomes improves to 3-0 against Josh Allen
in the Bills in the playoffs.
And Mahomes is in his sixth conference championship
in six seasons as a starter
for the Chiefs. So six seasons as a
starter, six AFC championship games.
He also broke a tie with Tom
Brady. He has the most playoff
wins by a quarterback before
turning the age of 30. He has
13. Tom Brady has
12. If I'm not mistaken, Patrick Mahomes is
28, right?
Nah, he's not 28 already?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think 2018.
He's 28.
So there's a chance. You're talking about by 30.
He's not 30 yet. He got an opportunity to add
to that next year. It even adds
to it this year. He can put it way on out
there. Since 2011, each AFC championship game has either included the Chiefs or the Patriots. to that next year yeah it even add to it this year he can put it way on out there since 2011
each AFC Championship game has either included the Chiefs or the Patriots so for 13 consecutive
years every AFC Championship game has had at least at least the Chiefs or the Patriots interest that's
crazy that's crazy it just when you thought you got rid of Tom Brady, said, well, Tom Brady's taking his ass to the NFC and now retirement.
Now you got to deal with Pat Mahomes.
The Patriots have made eight straight years, 2011 to 2018, and the Chiefs are currently
those six year run 2018 to 2023.
It's amazing what a quarterback can do.
Huh?
It's amazing what a quarterback can do.
And you understand why it's
so important why it's so important that's all that's why you pay those guys that's all you need
and you build around it if you got that guy you can't pay him enough yeah you can't pay him if
you pay him 50 million you pay him 60 million real okay patrick holmes makes 50 million whatever he
makes you think that's enough no you think that's enough when they play Lamar Jackson?
You think that's enough money?
You can't pay him enough.
And we were talking about it last night, Ocho.
The floor is 40 million.
So let that sink in.
If the floor is 40 million, where the hell the ceiling at for a guy like Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson?
That's going to always have you in contention year in and year out.
That's going to always have you in contention year in and year out. That's going to always have you in contention
year in and year out.
You don't know how settling that is
for a head coach, for the staff,
for an organization.
Come hell or high water,
no matter what we bring in here,
no matter what free agents we sign,
no matter who we draft,
we know all we're doing
is making our team better because we're
going to be in contention because of one special person that we do have at the helm but see that's
why you get to say you can say oh the chief's way it's patrick mahomes way the same way the
patriot way was tom brady because you see when tom brady went away right that's the same way
the stadium didn't move the coaches didn't change
the guy was the defense is still very good the defense is still very good that's that's still
a top 10 you know uh top 11 defense yeah the only difference that quarterback that everybody on the
team believes in yeah that's the difference. And that's the same thing
what Patrick Mahomes
gives the Kansas City Chiefs.
They know we got him
and you don't.
Yeah.
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I've never had alcohol before, but I'm at 56. I think it's about that time. So Unc has his Cognac, right? Yeah.
Le Portier. So I've never had alcohol, but if we hit a million subscribers,
the day we hit a million and go live, the day we hit a million subscribers and go live,
I'm going to have my first sip of of cognac le portier le portier what's it called oh it's cognac well why it
spells c-o-g-n-a-c though oh the g silent yeah why you got me saying it wrong all this time man
i just let you rock with it.
They know you know.
They know.
It's you.
You Ocho.
Hold up.
How you say it?
Say it again.
Cognac.
Cognac.
Okay, you said cognac, but it spells C-O-G-N-A.
Why not a Y?
Because you're saying yak.
Cognac.
So it should be C-O-N-Y-A-C.
You're right, Ocho.
You're right.
You're going to have a drink.
Don't worry about it.
Everybody, Ocho,
we know everybody knows
that things move a little slower
for you than normal people.
So...
I mean, listen,
I'm not an expert
when it comes to
talking about alcohol.
But listen,
I wouldn't have spelled it B.
Ocho, we at F is hard.
I wouldn't have spelled it B in 87. I wouldn't have spelled it B. I wouldn't have spelled it B
in 87. I wouldn't have spelled it B in
87. So if I
see how it's spelled, cognac.
Where you get cognac from?
Yeah, don't worry about it. Clearly,
you didn't have to spell
cognac, so you good.
No, not in 87, I didn't.
Nah, it's good. I had to spell
cat, hat, art, fan, can.
Bro, that's kindergarten.
Yeah, see, I know you didn't win no spelling bee.
You spelled the lily's ass word that you got.
Hey!
But Kansas City moves on.
Yeah.
On the road.
Upset win.
I guess you can call it upset because Buffalo were favored. Yeah. But Kansas City goes on the road. Upset win. I guess you can call it upset because Buffalo
were favored, but Kansas
City goes on the road, wins
27-24, and
they move on to face Lamar Jackson
and the Baltimore Ravens in the
AFC Championship game next Sunday
with a chance to go
to Las Vegas and face the winner
of the Detroit Lions
and the San Francisco 49ers.
And the Lions earned the right to go to San Francisco by beating the Bucs 31-23.
The Lions, once wins list for an entire season in 2008,
were victorious and advanced into the NFC Championship game for the first time since 1991.
That's crazy.
Jared Goff threw two touchdowns in a playoff game for the first time in his career.
And the Lions ended up with 391 yards of total offense against Tampa after posting 334 yards in their wildcard game against the Rams.
Goff went 11 of 12 for 131 yards and a touchdown in the fourth quarter.
Ocho, this was a very good game.
Really good game.
I thought the Bucs was going to drive the ball,
and Baker, look, he turned the ball over twice.
But that last one was really costly because that was a bad throw.
The last one was costly.
The first one wasn't his fault.
It should have been caught.
Obviously, it was tipped up up and it got picked off.
But the Bucs look good. Defensively,
they tried to do as much as they could
to keep themselves in the game.
Offensively,
they, offensively,
Baker looked really well. Obviously
there were a few decisions,
a few throws that could have been better
that could have actually put the
game out of reach reach but he missed them
he missed them
listen again I've said over
and over again when it comes to a game like this
it's all about decision making and it's all
about making the plays in the moments when it matters
most and he fell short
and that's why
sometimes it just comes down you look at the
stat line he played great but that last
throw I'm sure he would love to have back
because he forced a throw that he didn't need.
That wasn't a fourth down throw.
Live to see another day.
Give yourself another chance.
That's what you got to do.
And unfortunately, Guy Barnes made a great play,
undercut the route on...
That was...
Go ahead.
What's the title name
jay's art cotton oh yeah okay oh man hey listen even though they did lose i think baker is the
answer for the bucks yeah yeah he's a future and you said he will be seeing 40, 42, 42 a year.
Yeah, for sure.
Based on, hell,
if Daniel Jones got 40,
then, you know,
Baker deserves 42, 43 a year.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mike Evans had a monster day.
He had eight for a buck,
47 on a touchdown.
Yeah.
Cade Otten,
I liked him since he...
He had five for 65.
Yep.
In the TD.
Yeah.
So the Bucs, the Bucs played well.
Did Devin White get hurt?
No, no.
I think he did because he left the game because I saw him standing on the
sideline and Britt had came in and subbed.
So I'm assuming that he was hurt.
I thought KJ Britt was starting though.
Oh, with Devin White? Yeah. KJ Britt was starting, though. Oh, with Demi White?
Yeah.
KJ Britt been starting for a minute.
Damn.
You ain't know that?
Yeah.
Hey, well, I see.
Listen.
Oh, he's bumping that.
I ain't nobody can thump like that.
Oh, yeah.
He's sudden.
Listen.
He coming up.
He filling the A-gap.
He's scraping.
I don't know how well you know about Kendrick Abel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about thumpers.
You have linebackers, and then you got thumpers.
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Spikes, you know how when the guard's pulling some time,
there are a few linebackers that fold the guard?
I'm talking about fold them.
Yes.
Man, he's pulling up like that, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Golly.
Yeah, I like him. I like him and levante david levante
david is a do-it-all yeah levante david reminds me a little bit of d brooks yeah i don't know
you got a chance to play against brooks but i played the number game against brooks and bruce
could do it all he could stop the run he could drop in pass coverage take the tight ends up the
scene carry the backs out of the backfield and And Levante David reminds me a lot of DB.
Right.
And so, yeah, but give the Lions credit.
When they had to have plays, Gibbs was sensational.
Jared Goff, in that fourth quarter, made every throw that he needed to make.
St. Brown, Laporta, guys stepped up, made plays when they absolutely had to have it.
They earned the right to go to Kansas City, go to San Fran this week
and see what they got.
That stadium, I don't know what they call it, Detroit Stadium,
but it was rocking.
It was rocking.
Is it Ford Field?
No, it's not Ford Field.
That's what they call it, Ford Field.
Okay, Ford Field.
It was rocking.
It was rocking, though, Joe.
Hey, the Lion defense, Brian Branch. Yeah. Brian Branch, I know you're going to see this. Little hom rock it, Ojo. Hey, the Lions defense. Hey, Brian Branch.
Yeah.
Brian Branch, I know you're going to see this.
Little homie, I salute you.
Little homie, I salute you, man.
As a rookie, boy, you balling, boy.
Yeah.
Boy, you balling.
You're all over the place, man.
You all over the place.
I salute you, boy.
You part of the reason that defense is playing the way they are.
Aiden Hutchinson.
Boy, you the real deal, too.
Boy, you the real deal.. Boy, you the real deal.
They got guys
get after you.
Yeah.
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Congratulations, Detroit.
Let me grab a water real quick. I'm dehydrated.
After 30, what, 32, 33 years away.
32.
Detroit Lions, you made it to an NFC Championship game.
Damn!
Only the Cowboys.
I think only the Cowboys and the Commanders
have not made an NFC championship game
since the Cowboys last won a Super Bowl.
Everybody else in the NFC.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I'm just saying.
If it's a lie, that's what the stats say.
I'm just doing it to aid.
If it's a lie, lies totally.
You know who a liar is, right?
I don't think that's true.
The Cowboys been there.
Been where? Cowboys
had won two playoff games
in the same season.
When was the last time the Cowboys won two playoff games?
Last time they won the Super Bowl?
In 95?
Y'all steal them, boys?
Now, you know it's bad.
You got family members taking to the airwaves. You know it's bad. You got family members
taking to the airwaves.
You know it's bad, Ocho.
Family members going to the...
Hey, and you see
Michael issued a statement.
What'd he say?
The comments
made by his brothers are his and his
alone. Oh, then don't represent me?
Okay.
That's what they got to do with that. Hey, that pressure. is made by his brothers are his and his alone oh then don't represent me okay uh-huh okay
that's what they got to do with that hey that pressure yeah you i mean you got to do that you i mean listen family members have to be careful especially during times like this you know it's
money time right now it's money time right now you don't you don't want any type of uh
any type of issues with management with with your franchise, with your owner,
and saying, well, you know what?
Maybe we don't want to pay you.
Maybe we can't rely on you because you have this going on over here
when it really has nothing to do with you.
Because what they say
has nothing to do with how you feel
about your team and your organization.
But I'm sure they can use
stuff like that against you.
You know how the business is.
And I would hear,
hey, not one radio station,
not one stream ever better be in Dallas
be talking about we them boys.
Y'all not them boys
because y'all don't make no noise.
So I don't want to hear a radio station.
I don't want to hear a stream.
And I better not hear a car.
If I ever come to Dallas,
I better not hear nobody
talking about we them boys
because y'all not them boys cuz y'all not
them boys and y'all don't make no noise hey but that's that's that's their saying though
I mean they're that they lied don't do that don't do that to him man no no no no not them
boys y'all granddad y'all granddad's one of them boys the dad and the son ain't them boys
the granddad them boys so The granddad them boys.
So the granddaddy,
they better be my age.
Anybody my age or older, y'all can say we them boys. But if you
30 years, if you 28
or younger, you better not say nothing
about them or boys. As a matter
of fact, if you 28 years
or younger, I better not hear you say
foot or ball.
They can't say football? I better not hear you say foot or ball. They can't say football?
I better not hear you say, if you
28, if you born,
if you born January
30th
1996, moving
forward, I better not hear you say
foot or ball.
Damn.
I mean, that's kind of rough.
Yeah, you should
until you win at least
two playoff games in the same season
I don't want to hear you say foot or ball
and don't say dim or boys
cause y'all not either
cause they not making no noise
they don't make no noise
when they make noise they be crying
talking all that trash
what the Broncos don't worry about the Broncos.
Ain't nobody saying
the Broncos ain't say we them boys.
The Bengals don't say we them boys.
Y'all say y'all them boys and y'all
don't make no noise. So moving
forward, if you 28 years
or younger, I better not
hear you say foot or ball.
That's rough.
They gonna be in your head
after this one now.
I tell you what,
they ain't going to be.
They ain't going to be in Vegas.
I bet we're going to be in Vegas.
That's where they all going to be.
That's one thing.
I tell you where.
Y'all want to know
where y'all want to go
and y'all won't see no Cowboy fans.
Where's the Super Bowl
next year?
New Orleans.
I bet they won't be there.
I bet they won't be there. I bet they won't be there.
If I don't want to
avoid Cowboy fans, all I got to do is show
up to the location where the Super Bowl be in hell.
I ain't got to worry about it.
Now, you don't know. You're not Cleo. You're not able
to tell the future. Now, you never know. They might
make it next year.
Boy, they call me Snake, I will it.
If I tell you, what did I tell you?
If I tell you grass will turn to cheese
you tell what you quit nightcap quit inside the nfl start hustling crackers that's what you do
if i tell you grass will turn to cheese quit everything you're doing and start hustling
crackers you'll be a wealthy man okay so you already got the 2024 season you just already
eliminating the cowboys for the next season.
I didn't eliminate the Cowboys.
The Cowboys eliminated the Cowboys.
You ain't even give them a chance yet.
See, Ocho, this is what make it hurt so bad.
You see, you told them this year was different.
You told them Dak was doing his thing.
You told them CD was that boy.
You told them Micah and that defense was
like that. So you build up the
anticipation. You
built this thing up. The crescendo.
But they
was playing just like that.
They were standing on business.
Everything I said, they were doing
exactly that. And got
the brakes beat off of them. Man, see,
do you know what a term
beat the brakes? They used to have old disc
brakes, and they would get rusty, and you
have to beat them off the car.
The term beat the brakes off, that
is a literal interpretation
of what you had to do.
And that's what happened. They beat the
horseshoes off them cowboys. They had a
bad game. Don't worry about that.
I don't know what, but you know how that is in the playoffs. That's football.
Now, that ain't the NBA.
Ain't no best four out of seven.
See, I'm old enough to remember
when NBA had games, the best
two out of three. And then they had the best
three out of five. The only time you got
four out of seven was the conference finals
and the NBA finals. So in the NFL,
you get one chance to prove
you superior that day.
So I'm telling you,
if you 28 years or younger,
and if you a Dallas, Texas,
or if you a Cowboy fan,
I better not hear you say foot or ball.
Say oblong shape object.
Say oblong shape object.
Say pig skin.
Say anything.
But you better not say football.
Listen, they're going to make you eat them words next year.
That ain't going to make me eat nothing.
I ain't ate them in 28 years.
I'm starving.
Good thing I ain't waiting on them to eat.
Just about, okay, when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, you can eat, Shannon.
Man, I'll be emaciated.
All right.
I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you.
It's stuff like this, stuff like this, that give players and teams motivation to prove people wrong.
You never know.
Well, they proved nobody wrong in 28 years,
but all of a sudden, they mad.
Listen, I'm here for it.
Why ain't they taking out on Green Bay?
Why ain't they getting mad at Green Bay?
Why ain't they getting mad at San Francisco?
They had a bad game.
Why ain't they going to finish?
Okay, San Francisco last year. San Francisco. They had a bad game. Why didn't they go for it? Okay, well, San Francisco last year.
San Francisco two years ago.
The Rams.
They had a bad game then.
Okay, not this year.
The Green Bay.
It didn't before that.
The Green Bay.
They had a bad game.
Okay, well, damn.
How many bad games?
That's all you need.
One.
When they going to have a good game in the playoffs?
You know what?
They need to have the good games that they have during the regular season and the postseason.
If they can do that, guess what?
That's that pressure.
Oh, guess who puts the pressure on them?
I don't know who put it on them.
Who running the show over there?
I don't know who put it on them.
Nah, he not there.
No, no.
Jerry wasn't second team all pro.
Jerry didn't lead the league in catches.
Jerry wasn't no all pro offensive lineman.
Nah,
don't do that. Now you want to put it on Jerry.
I ain't going to be.
I'm just giving you
one of the reasons because
everything you just named.
Now you are the winning fire.
How many reasons you got? You going to find a reason?
I don't want to know, Ocho. I just want to know, Ocho.
I just want to know what's really going on.
I got to keep telling me.
Everybody talking about,
oh, I don't hear from you. I don't hear from you
until the Cowboys lose.
Well, I mean, what you want me
to call for? I don't call
to the regular season. What I call to the regular season, ain't nothing going on.
Right.
I'm like the tax man. You know the tax man,
he don't order you the first chance
you owe him some money. He let
that thing build up. Right.
He let it build up. Because he see
you count that, oh, I let this thing
go another month. That interest going to be more
than what you got in your account. Dude, I'm going to come
and swoop down. Everything.
Gone.
Bam. That's how I am. You're going to be all right. You ain't all right. Everything. Gone. Bam.
That's how I am.
We're going to be all right.
You ain't all right.
You ain't all right.
All right.
You know what?
All right, next week.
Next week what?
The Cowboys,
they're going to play no next week? I ain't talking about the Cowboys.
I'm talking about Detroit.
I'm talking about Detroit.
I'm trying to get Cowboys.
Tell you what,
call some of your contacts
if they want to come on the live
on Thursday night.
They ain't got years to do. They ain't preparing for no I know they want to come on the live on Thursday night. They ain't got ish to do.
They ain't preparing for no game.
Who you want?
They'll come on for me.
The way you talking about them, they ain't going to come on for you.
They'll come on for me.
Who you want?
I don't care who they come on for.
They ain't got nothing to do.
You not busy.
Your week is clear.
Tell me who you want.
I mean, I can't get no four.
I probably ain't going to be able to get a 49er or a Lion or a Raven or a Chief.
I got to wait till the very, very last minute.
I know y'all
free. Y'all free.
Ain't got nothing to do.
Here's the deal. February the 8th,
Thursday. Cowboys,
come on the show. Nightcap.
Who you want? Tell me who you want.
Whoever you want to come.
All right. I got you. You know all of them will be there now. I know they're. I'm asking. Whoever you want to come. All right.
I got you.
Because you know all of them will be there now.
I know they're going to be there.
Ain't that something?
How you having a party?
There's a party going on.
And there ain't not one cowboy going to be at the game.
How that look?
All them stats.
All those.
Oh, that the man.
Oh, see, they got a thousand catches.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot. Oh, that's a lot. Oh, that's a lot. Oh, that's a lot. Oh, that man.
Oh, CD got a thousand catches.
Oh, Tony Pollard, that defense.
Oh, we got a great.
Right there with me watching the game.
Watching the game.
Being a little too hard on them boys, man. The Cowboy Faye is hard on them.
I ain't hard on them.
Cowboy Faye is hard on them.
I told you what this shit is.
Y'all done got the hopes up.
I'm going to start calling the Cowboys, Dad Beat Dad.
Because you know how the Dad Beat Dad, they promised the kid, I'm going to come get you
and I'm going to take you to the store.
I'm going to take you to the fair.
I'm going to take you somewhere. And he don't show up take you to the fair. I'm going to take you somewhere.
And he don't show up?
That's a cowboy dude at the moment.
Deadbeat dance?
Promise us every year we go into the Super Bowl
and every year they don't show their funky ass up.
I'm tired of them.
So I'm going to change their name to Deadbeat.
That's rough, yeah.
That's what it is.
That's rough.
Promise.
Every year they've been promising.
Y'all know that, chat?
They've been promising.
They be going to the Super Bowl.
And I get my hopes up every year.
And every year they don't show up.
Hmm.
They be there, though?
Yeah.
Promises.
Promise they gonna come take us.
Oh, I will come get you.
Take you to get.
Your daddy coming to take you to get ice cream tomorrow.
OK, your daddy's going to come buy you a pair of shoes.
And guess what happened?
No slowdown, no good.
Oh, yeah.
So that's from here on out.
Now.
So I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm going to get on my soapbox.
I think that's enough for the Cowboys for today.
What y'all think?
You all like the new name for the Cowboys?
Because you know what?
They promised us stuff, and they ain't going to deliver now.
Debbie Daz.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There might be some moms in there, too.
But, I mean, I guess you can't say Debbie, but, you know.
That's rough.
Well, who you got?
Who you got next week, man?
Who you got next week?
Cowboys.
No.
Oh, the Cowboys?
Ah, damn.
Lions 49ers.
Who you like?
Who you like?
Lions 49ers.
Yeah.
Come on, we don't Cowboys.
They done stuck up the room.
I got a spray.
I got a spray.
I got a spray.
I got a spray.
I got a spray. I got a spray. I got a spray. done stuck up the room I got a spray.
I got a spray.
Them y'all done stuck up my office.
Come on man.
You got all that.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
That's it. I'm sorry.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Got all the
man the fucking cowboy.
Gabby is choking on life.
Oh, I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
Man, them cowboys got me.
Oh, no.
Show them your background when you call me.
Walk Dog 25.
Cowboys live rent-free.
I tell you what what they need,
guess what?
They ain't leaving Renfree in the Subo.
Why they not in Vegas?
Oh, man.
You mad, Walt.
You mad at me, Walt.
I know you mad.
Because all them other teams
that you thought you was better than,
guess what they still doing?
Don't get mad, Walt.
Don't get mad at me.
Don't get mad at me, Walt.
I'm sorry, Walt.
Walt, I'm with you, Walt.
Y'all going to be there next year, baby.
Y'all going to be there next year, Walt.
Listen, the world is...
They're going to be where?
Man, playing against the Bengals?
Oh, my goodness.
Super Bowl, what, 57 or 58?
Super Bowl, 58.
Bengals, California.
The Bengals and the Cowboys in Super Bowl 50 never.
So what number is that?
What's the rule maneuver for 50 never?
You'll see.
You'll see.
Oh, listen, don't count on no healthy Joe Burrow, boy.
You already know what time it is.
We in contention every year.
Don't do that.
That's what you're not going to do.
Don't do that.
The man only been healthy one year, Ocho.
And where we been at the years he been healthy?
Okay, well, so I'm going to take the hard.
Super Bowl AFC Championship.
Super Bowl AFC Championship.
Don't do that.
I'm taking, so's been in the league
five years
he's been healthy too
Super Bowl
AFC Championship
somewhere we hadn't been
since 1988
you want me to keep going
and guess who we're going
to be at next year
AFC Championship
oh my goodness
guess who wins
division next year Bengals oh they're going to be so where they go so where Championship. Oh, my goodness. Yes, who wins division next year?
Bengals.
Oh, they're going to be so where they go?
So where Lamar?
So Lamar,
they train Lamar?
No, Lamar was there.
Lamar was there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Lamar was there
the year we went
to the Super Bowl too.
No, he got hurt.
He got hurt.
He got hurt.
He was there the year
we won the AFC Championship.
When he got hurt.
You heard me?
What?
He was there.
He was there when we was there. We lost in the AFC Championship game too. He got hurt. You heard me? He was there when we lost an AFC championship game.
He got hurt.
He was in first place before he got hurt.
That's two different years.
I helped Lamar Jackson don't lose to the Bengals.
Shit.
Yeah, you won't bet nothing.
I can bet all that.
We can bet now.
Make it light on yourself before the season gets here next year.
I got Lamar.
All right.
Hey, keep that.
Keep that same energy.
I always am, yeah.
Keep that same energy.
We'll see.
Because I run on EV.
I stay plugged up.
I stay plugged up.
I'm already charged up.
As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work.
No, it don't.
As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work.
That EV fired right up.
All right.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Yeah.
Who they?
All day.
Man, Gary Peter said the last time the Dallas Cowboys won two playoff games,
TSA didn't exist, and family could walk on the plane together.
That's exactly right.
You know, back in the day, when the Cowboys were winning zoo balls,
it wasn't no trick.
Man, you'd walk right on the line.
You'd walk right on down there.
You could walk and wait for your family to get off the plane,
and you'd be looking out the window for them.
That's their plane right there.
You're looking out the window like that right there, Ocho.
That's the plane. That's the one
they're coming in on. Yeah!
I didn't know that. I know.
Hey,
what year? Remember you used to be able to
smoke in restaurants, smoke on the plane,
smoke everywhere?
You just could smoke on the plane.
Cowboy land once, smoke everywhere. You just could smoke on a plane. Cowboy land on a Zubo.
Now, you could smoke on a plane there. They cut that out.
Okay, okay. That's like the 80s, huh?
The 80s? Yeah.
They need to
bring that back.
What, the Cowboys and Zubo? No, you got to earn your way.
You just can't put somebody in Zubo.
No, I was trying to say just being able to
smoke in establishments like before.
No, hell no.
Hey, did you see the Clipper Stadium?
The Clipper Stadium have a section.
They're building a section where you can smoke cigars and you can smoke paraphernalia as well.
Yeah.
I'm not going to say the other word because I don't smoke that stuff.
But yeah, I think that's dope.
Now, that will be dope now then I will go and enjoy
basketball games
because I can do something
that I enjoy
while I'm trying to understand
what the hell I'm watching
but Ocho
you're not going to be able
to sit down and watch
him smoking a cigar
so you have to play
the game going on
you're in the bar
smoking a cigar
so what are you doing?
that's what you're
supposed to do right?
no the objective is to watch the game yeah if you want to stay home if you want to smoke a cigar you might want to stay home
who the hell gonna pay to go to a game to smoke a cigar spend that kind of money
can i stay home and smoke a cigar i mean it probably ain't gonna be that much i mean based
on we gotta wait till the clipper stadium is finished so we can see what the price point is going to be.
Well, I mean, obviously it's not going to be the Lakers, but I'm sure it's still going to cost decent money.
You think so?
Yeah, hell yeah.
It's an NBA, it's a professional sporting event.
But then you think professional sporting events, you think they're cheap?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't really go to basketball games.
Anytime I do go, I go to one a year.
You know, I get the tickets from somebody.
So I don't really pay.
So I don't know what the money look like
that you got to fork over to go to them.
Well, you got to fork over some money.
I just think it would be dope.
I just saw the clip of, oh my God,
you know, somebody say, you know,
they're also integrating a place,
a smoking area.
I'm like, oh shit, now that I can get
into. You can get into that?
No, I can't get into that.
Have me a cigar and watch basketball?
Nah, I don't want to do the smoking,
Ocho. You don't smoke
nothing at all?
Not in public.
I mean, what?
I mean, what?
Oh, Joe?
I ain't bothering nobody, man.
I ain't bothering nobody.
I'm just minding my business,
old Joe.
Hell nah.
Hell nah. But no. Hell no.
But I got good friends. You know, look, my boy, you know,
be a playmaker.
Emmitt and I came out the same year.
Emmitt and I used to roll together.
Before he got married,
Emmitt was my dog.
But, I still get
on the Cowboys' head.
I got you.
Ocho, check this out.
I don't know if you saw this.
Yes, sir.
There is a video going viral
demonstrating how many animals
humans eat per year.
I saw that on Twitter.
Man, did you see that?
I saw that on Twitter.
I mean, I'm trying to figure out
somebody's...
They got the graphic of each animal, too,
and the numbers on how many we've eaten.
Yes!
Yeah.
And I'm looking at somebody, come on now.
I mean, people eating six, okay, guinea pigs, 70 million guinea pigs.
Who the hell eating guinea pigs?
You know what?
For one, where are they getting the study from?
Where are they getting the study from for these to be accurate numbers?
I think this is made up.
I think it's made up.
Because some of the stuff on here,
who's eating?
Who's eating horse?
Who the hell is eating cat?
Who's eating dog?
You eating cat.
There are a lot of y'all young boys eating cat.
That's what they're talking about.
That's a different kind of cat.
You don't actually eat it. I've been saying it. Y'all young boys. There's an art're talking about. That's a different kind of candy. You don't actually eat it.
I've been saying it.
Y'all young boys.
You don't actually eat it.
There's an art form to that.
That's completely different.
Who's eating them?
I thought they were talking about that.
My bad.
No.
Hold on.
Let me see.
There's some things on here that make sense.
I can see lobster, 500 million.
I can see that turkey, 600.
I get that salmon. I get that salmon.
I get that tuna.
I get it.
Who the hell eating rabbit, man?
Who the hell eating rabbit?
Man, you ain't never had no rabbit to it?
Okay, you know what?
Come on, don't do that, man.
What about Huff and Felt?
Don't nobody eat no goddamn rabbit.
Yeah, they do.
Man, you ain't never had no rabbit?
Okay, come on, man.
Let your boy see that rabbit.
Yeah, they got a lot of stuff over here.
I mean, I get a hog, 1.5 billion hogs.
I get oysters.
Yeah.
But hold up, more people eat goose and duck than eat hog.
I don't know about that.
Shrimp, I get shrimp.
Sardines.
Sardines.
Chicken being at 75 billion makes sense.
Shrimp being at 3 billion, that makes sense.
But pork should be right behind chicken.
Pork and beef should be right behind chicken.
You think so?
Yeah.
I think some of this is a little...
Man, I ain't eating sardines since I was a damn kid.
This is Buffalo, 100,000 people.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
But you know... Who eats Buffalo? No, they got restaurants Yeah, I mean, yeah. Who eats buffalo?
No, they got restaurants that you can actually eat buffalo.
So people do eat a lot of buffalo.
Buffalo like bison, like buffalo?
Yes, bison.
Yes, yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
We just out here just trying shit.
We just trying stuff.
Tilapia, that cheap ass fish.
Yeah.
And this farm, most of the tilapia now is all farm.
So, nah.
Sea urchin.
Who the hell even see a sea urchin?
I mean, what type of sea urchin?
There are different types of sea urchins.
All of them.
I mean, they call them delicacies at five-star restaurant.
That's the type of place.
All the type of places you like to go.
No.
Turtle. 50,000 turtles. That's the type of place you like to go. No, no. Turtle.
50,000 turtles, that's all?
What you mean that's all?
You eat turtle?
No, no, no, no, no.
I have eaten turtle.
I don't eat it now.
Golly, man.
Listen, you taste everything
but what I tell you to taste.
Yeah, sure, that's right.
Sure that.
That's right.
And it better be on the plate.
They want me to try
and put it on the plate.
Hey, well, listen,
she can put it on the plate for you
if that's what you want.
If you need it put on the plate
for you to feel better about eating it,
let me know.
I'm sure I can request her,
sweetie,
put it on the plate for them.
Maybe that'll make them
feel better about it.
Yeah, it'll make me feel a lot better.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
If you need to role play
and pretend you got a restaurant
and you wanted to put it on the plate,
I'm sure she would do that for you.
All you got to do is ask.
Ask and you shall receive.
Boy, you on.
Man, who eating dog?
Man, they eating dog like that, Poe?
Come on, man.
No, ain't nobody eating no dog.
And if stuff like this is happening, it's not happening here man. No. Ain't nobody eating no dog. And if something like this
is happening,
it's not happening here
in the States.
It's not happening here
in the States.
Octopus.
Okay, I get it.
Calamari.
Calamari.
Calamari.
That's a great appetizer.
Come on, man.
Great appetizer.
But people eat more shrimp
than they...
They eat more shrimp
than...
And the sardines.
Why they eating sardines
like that at?
I mean,
sometimes you can't afford... When you can't afford shrimp, you got to... You got to get sardines. What are you eating sardines like that at? Sometimes you can't
afford shrimp.
You got to get sardines. When you can't
afford tilapia, you got to get sardines.
But you get sardines.
I have never
been to a fish market or seen
somebody say, okay, give me two pounds of sardines.
Well, if
you can afford
the fish at the fish market, you wouldn't be there for sardines
in the first place.
I get sardines.
I mean, I get eating sardines.
I mean, I would eat sardines
out of the can.
They give sardines to seals
and whales and stuff
at the zoo and the aquarium.
People ain't eating sardines like that.
Hey, Chad, y'all eat sardines like that.
Sardines is a delicacy, huh?
They ain't no damn delicacy.
Now, people eat them, but they ain't no delicacy. I don't know who told that lie. For some of usardines is a delicacy, huh? That ain't no damn delicacy. Now, people eat them,
but they ain't no delicacy.
I don't know who told that lie.
For some of us,
it's a delicacy.
For some of us.
I know they funky.
But for some of us,
due to circumstance,
because even myself,
I used to survive on sardines.
I've eaten sardines, Ocho.
I've eaten sardines,
Vienna sausage, spam.
What you know about Vienna sausages?
Man, I get me you know about Vienna sausages? Look, man, who?
Man, come on now.
Man, I get me
a can of Vienna sausages
and we used to call
honey buns
truck driver steak
because you know
truck drivers,
they be killing them
honey buns.
Yeah.
So I get me some
Vienna sausage,
a truck driver steak
and a Coke.
You good.
You set.
Okay.
Boy, it worked.
I put that work in.
Yeah, all this stuff,
I don't know about this,
old Joe.
I mean, look. I mean, this stuff, Ocho, I don't know about this, Ocho. I mean, look.
I mean, the cow, the lamb, the shark, the lobster, turkey, salmon, tuna.
But you're right.
I mean, hog.
I mean, pork.
I think people eat more pork than 1.5 billion.
That's just me.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
I love your good old mess of pigtailsails you don't like no pigtails yeah like
pigtail pig feet pigtails pig ear pig yeah yeah yeah see now we talking now we talking I eat a
little bit everything now you know that I know you do I know you do yeah I heard it stay with me now
I know you used to work at the...
I know you work at the post office.
You in the back.
Licking stamps.
I'm the one invented licking the stamp.
I know.
I know you work at the post office.
Yeah.
Stay with me.
30 years of great service.
Listen, I close a letter faster than anything.
One look...
Whoa!
Damn! Hey, they tried to get the machine faster than anything. Whoa! Damn!
Hey, they tried to get the machine to replace you.
They can replace Ocho.
They say, oh, no, Ocho got to stay.
I heard about you from back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the old me.
That's the old me.
That's the old me.
Well, you know, I'm a new me.
It's a new me.
You know, once you cross 50, everything change.
You change.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Change for the better.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You never been on the other side to even change.
You've been the same way all your life.
I'm telling you to live.
You alive, but you ain't living.
There's a difference.
I was living.
Can we work up to that? Can we work up to that? You trying to live. You alive, but you ain't living. There's a difference. Can we work up to that?
Can we work up to that?
You had time to work up to that when you was at Savannah State.
When you was in the NFL, you had time to have fun and enjoy yourself and be on the other side.
You know, be the bad boy.
Be the one.
You and I have been talking about going to these nice five-star restaurants
well i'm saying if we start off with a five-star restaurant where do we go from there if you do
this from the rip if you do this from the dope well why go from there well you used to you stay
you stay there you continue to tread water at that same level that's the way it work no I'm
I mean I'm here to help you bang no you have me oh Joe did you see this they got a Shannon sharp
bingo card yeah did you see it yeah yeah I saw I saw a little bit of that.
What you got on your bingo card?
They got things that they've heard me say over the course of the years.
They got like bull jive, limp into the season, limp out of the season,
childhood story, historical analogies, relationship analogy, animal reference.
My grandfather said, let me ask you a question.
Foretold of this.
I predicted this.
Did you know or do you know?
Laughs.
But here's the thing.
It's going to be very interesting to see.
Let that sink in.
Yeah.
Man, y'all, you know what?
Y'all put it.
Ocho, what's going to be on your bingo card stay with me
that's easy
hold on
my bingo card
number one
child please
child please
okay
stay with me now
stay with me
I love you guys
yeah
damn my bad
I gotta stop
I gotta stop
yeah yeah
you gotta
yeah yeah
trying to set
Unk up with a
random woman
yeah
I'm the greatest rock run of all time
bro yeah you preaching tonight now yeah that's my one of my favorites you preaching tonight
uh let me get my notepad i'll be right here let me let me write this down um
oh it's a good one. Rail. Yep. Rail.
Defending the Cowboys.
Hell, defending any team, defending any player.
Yep.
That's a problem of mine.
I'm going to work on that.
Showing off my soccer jersey.
Hold on.
Let me show off my jersey anyway since I've just mentioned it.
One of the greatest of all time.
You know who that is?
Who's that, Maradona?
Who's that?
Yeah.
You can't see.
Let me move the mic. Let me move the mic so you can see.
Yeah. Argentina. Argentina.. Let me move the mic. Let me move the mic so you can see. Yeah.
Argentina.
The Holy Grail before your time.
The handball in 1986.
The Holy Roll.
Yeah, yeah.
The handball.
Okay.
You know some.
Let me see what else on my bingo card.
I have a question.
I lied for you before I lied to you.
Man, don't do that.
Saying don't do that.
What was the other one?
Oh, kiss the baby.
That's throwback.
That's back from hard knocks.
That's about it.
That's about it.
But I like the bingo card.
So whoever put this out there, man, I appreciate that.
Y'all expectations.
When I was in Denver or when I was in Baltimore,
screams, expectations,
scooping score,
pick sixes.
Yeah.
You either coaching it
or you allowing it.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you know,
you forgot your other saying.
What that?
Uh,
what you're accepting the loss.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, they got it.
Hold on.
What was in there?
Never accept anything
in the win,
you wouldn't have lost. In the win, you wouldn't accept the loss. Yeah, you got to have that one. Ha, ha got it. Hold on. What was in there? Never accept anything in a win. You wouldn't in a loss.
You wouldn't accept in a loss.
Yeah.
You got to have that one.
Fans' questions.
Simply striving 26 says, newly engaged.
Y'all are my sources of learning sports.
Help me impress and aggravate my fiance.
Have me out here acting like a commentator every game.
Love y'all.
Wish you luck in 2025
you know on our 20 wishes luck on our 2025 wedding simply striving bro you don't need to look hey
y'all guys been together y'all a perfect match congratulations and hopefully the uh uh marriage
will be bliss yes be blissful and it's everything that you guys hope knowing that you're gonna work you're gonna
a couple of rough patches but do you know what you guys are built for this for the long haul
i wish you nothing but love peace and happiness enjoy it enjoy it make sure you role play get
some costume from fredericks of hollywood get you some handcuffs. Get you a blindfold. Get you some whipped cream. You hear me?
Hey.
You hear me?
Get you some whipped cream,
man.
Hey, you know, boy,
back in the day, I'd come up.
You know what I'm saying? Come on.
You used to come up?
Hey,
I was like,
hey, you boy.
Oh, man, please, Ocho.
Man, you know,
when I was young, Ocho,
I was young then.
I would have been
in the back of the patrol car.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
I put him back in the patrol car.
I can't do nothing now.
I can't do nothing now.
Hey, you used to act like
you was arresting him?
Yeah, yeah, man.
Yeah, nah.
Well, you shut up.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
I sent him to a four-minute sentence.
You know, I get a little four minutes.
You got four minutes to serve.
Yeah.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I got to break that one down.
Adrian 84 said, I'm with a Cowboy fan.
He just proposed.
I've been learning the game through y'all.
Thanks for helping me irk him with hot takes.
Wish I married Lux next year, 2025.
Well, we wish, oh, another one getting married in 2025.
Adrian, congratulations on your, I'm just still, I'm just preparing you,
but you probably already know this.
Sundays, most Sundays are going to be very, very
pleasurable, enjoyable.
But just know, come playoff time,
things might get broken, things
get thrown. God!
Man, I'm so sorry.
Man, I don't
know what I'm going to do with these guys. Man,
I'm going to get me a new team. Just know
you're going to have to experience that for a long,
long time, Adrian.
So, wish you best of luck and congratulations on the wedding.
Matter of fact,
I got to make sure
when you get married
and everybody in the chat
that's in a relationship,
ask your lady,
ask your woman, you want to be your woman you want to be happy you want to be
right which one you want to be happy or you want to be right there's an old tale saying you can't
get both so no no no you got to pick and choose she hey come on now talk to me now you got to
pick and choose talk to him now you got to pick and choose. Talk to him now. You gotta pick and choose now.
It's Sunday, I'm not gonna preach.
Keep the peace.
I'm not gonna preach.
Sometimes Ocho, you just keep the peace.
Huh?
They be dead ass.
And you're like, you know what, you right.
Just let it go.
And then, and when it come back around, why didn't you say something?
Hey, no.
Derek Stokely said Ravens became a franchise and won two championships since them boys.
They did.
Ravens became a franchise in 96.
It done been to several AFC championship games
because I think they lost twice to the Patriots. Yeah. I think they lost twice to the Patriots.
Yeah.
No, they lost once or twice to the Patriots.
Julian Ingram said,
the last time the Cowboys won the Super Bowl,
you could fill your cart for $10.
Fill it up.
Give me $10 on point five.
Back then, you could go in the store,
leave the nozzle in your car.
Right.
Leave the door open,
keep it in there,
ain't nobody touching.
Can't do that in the Monat.
Hell nah.
You can't leave the car.
You can't have your car on
while you pumping the gas.
Mo4 jump in there.
And take off with it.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Hey, that's funny.
Ash, the anonymous Cowboy fan,
asked, do y'all have PG-rated pictures
that you would sure hate for the internet
to get a hold of?
Oh, man.
Yeah, I got pictures
that if somebody would possibly lose their job,
if it were to ever make the internet,
the anonymous Cowboy fan named Ash.
Ash a Cowboy fan for real?
Is she a Cowboy fan?
Listen, you talk about she look cowboys spurs cowboys first
right in the spurs tcu that's it oh so she from texas then obviously yes yes okay okay okay yes
understandable understandable well the picture is let's just say I lost a wager to Ash.
And as part of my punishment, I had to wear an Amari Cooper jersey.
Man, where that's at? Post that.
And I ain't going to post that.
Post that. So you really wanted them boys?
No. I lost a bet.
Uh-uh. You know, once you put that jersey on,
man, guilty by association.
No. No. Guilty by association.
Even though Amari Cooper's not there anymore,
you are guilty by association. So technically,
you are one of them boys.
No.
007 Lon said
hey Unc
you wasn't lying about getting payback
third quarter
Phoenix take cheap shot
at the back
Unc needs
very next play
Unc deplete the boy tomorrow
yeah I told y'all I got his ass back
y'all thought I was playing
you can find that footage
yes
yeah absolutely
how you found that?
On VHS?
It's on the internet.
It's on the internet.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you thought...
Oh, y'all thought I'd be playing
when I say I would go get their ass back.
No, no, no.
You're not finna cheap shot me.
Hey, somebody send me that clip, man.
Somebody send me that clip.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Send me that clip to my Twitter, please.
No.
I'm trying to see this.
You was out there hitting the boys like that?
No.
Look, I'm going to play.
Like I said, Ocho, I just need to know how we're going to do it.
You playing clean or you playing dirty?
Snap the whistle or snap the after the whistle.
I just needed to know, so we both on the same.
Look, I'm vibing how you vibing if you chill I'm chill
you on some bull jive I'm on some bull
jive too okay okay okay that's all I
needed to know okay okay
and you not hey you cheap shot
me I'm gonna get you if I see you cheap shot
one of my guys I'm gonna get I'm gonna get you
or one of your guys right
that's just the way it was we gotta get back
okay
oh you thought I was gonna let you do
something to me and i'm not gonna get you back nah nope ain't gonna happen somebody gonna have
to pay huh absolutely yeah okay yep i'm calling you jay say speaking of cognac what are some of
the words you find misspelling even though they aren't super difficult. Salmon.
I'm not saying it's difficult,
but they tell me you never say the L.
You just taught me how to say, you just taught me how to say cognac,
but it's a fucking G in that motherfucker.
The G is silent.
Like, what are we doing?
Okay.
Let me see.
Obviously, these aren't words that are difficult to spell. Like, what are we doing? Okay. Let me see.
Obviously, these aren't words that are difficult to spell.
I say them exactly how it's spelled, and that's not how it's supposed to be.
What else?
Wait, no, not spaghetti.
It was something else.
It's something else that's always been mind-boggling to me, based on the spelling, and when you
say it, it's completely different. I'm trying to think damn you look yeah but uh I've just been letting you say it
but you know everybody know you now you mean you bet you had me saying cognac
for a minute yeah but everybody. Who is that laughing? Ass.
Ass. Oh, no.
Oh, she felt it sneakily.
I was saying it with such confidence, too.
Yeah.
I mean, you were loud and wrong.
But that's what we love about you.
We love you.
Somebody put baloney.
Oh, yeah. Baloney. Oh, yeah.
Baloney.
B-O-L-O-G again.
N-A.
Makes no sense.
At all.
Spell it again.
I spelled it wrong?
Go ahead, spell it again.
B-O-L-O.
I thought it was G and A, no?
Yes.
It's simple.
So you're wrong.
You're talking about I'm wrong.
I know I was right.
Like the guy sing the song?
Yeah. B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Yeah, I was right.
She's in there trying to tell me I'm wrong.
Come on, Rel.
Rel, you better help the kid with the homework and that is be wrong.
The kid come back with straight F, Rel, that did not help no kid with the homework and that is be wrong. The kid
come back with straight F, Rel,
that did all the homework.
She thought I said E at the end.
Oh, matter of fact,
speaking of homework,
you ever had to help your kids with homework?
No. And you realize
when you're helping them, you've been out of school
so goddamn long,
you don't even know this shit no more?
After kindergarten to first grade, I couldn't help my kids with nothing.
I ain't gonna say some lie.
So hey, that's why I pay.
You need help with math or whatever it is, I got money, get a tutor.
I can't do nothing.
You're not finna, you're not finna, hey, tell my daddy, my daddy did this.
Oh no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Uh-uh.
Y'all ain't finna put your daddy on blast.
I'm paying for a tutor.
Hey, algebra, division, subtraction, some of the simplest stuff.
Some of the simplest stuff that we learned when we were in school,
that we haven't used since we've been out of school.
Yeah. And they come home
and you try to do it
and you'd be like,
what the fuck?
My kids were way, way smarter than I was.
Oh, that's crazy, man.
I had to throw that tidbit out there
because I don't know
what's in the lesson plans today.
Yeah.
But I got...
Oh, if I had to go back to school?
Oh, if I had to go back to school? Oh, if I had to go back to school?
You got to start from scratch.
You got to start from scratch.
Because all that stuff we learned in school,
all the stuff we learned in school,
I have yet to use it in day-to-day life.
I have yet to use it in day-to-day life.
I ain't going to lie, Ocho.
If I had to go back to school,
I might be in the same classroom the whole day
I get to school
at 8 o'clock
bell ring at 3 I ain't left homeroom
I get all my lesson plans in one classroom
the whole day man
man please
man please through the whole day, man. Man, please.
Man, I work hard.
You got me crying.
Hell no.
We take about four or five gym
Hey, man, I be doing art.
I be cooking the milk.
I be having nap time
twice a day.
At the end of the year. I be having nap time twice a day. I ain't doing no more.
At the end of the year,
I get a certificate.
Man.
Oh, shit.
I ain't lying on you.
Man,
that work hard, man.
I be looking at the kid
like my kid
and my kid been out of school.
Damn, my kid been out of school and my kids been
out of school 10 15 years right 13 14 years right man please oh my goodness that's funny i could i
could i could i couldn't help him uh uh l l grady 24 said i'm a cowboy fan my wife was a panthers
fan tear uh i tear her all the time carolina will win before dollars
win sadly well they did oh uh uh cam did get them to a super bowl well when they played yeah when
they played the broncos yeah broncos i did uh and uh and sam friend that uh was levi stadium
not candlestick levi levi stadium yeah Stadium. Yeah, great. You might be right.
You might be right.
Okay, Faith.
Faith's got a two-part question for us, Ocho.
Hey, Shannon and Ocho, two-part question.
Shannon, what is the ballpark amount of blackmail money
you collected from your siblings?
Ocho, how would you advise Shannon to invest
or grow his ill-gotten gains?
Shannon is an honest businessman now.
How much?
Well,
it all depends on what they did.
Wait, I didn't understand the first part of the question.
You said, what's the ballpark amount of blackmail money
you collected from your siblings?
Well, I collected money
from my siblings.
When you was a shorty?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
It all depends on what they did.
Right.
You know,
I got aunts
that like guys.
Right.
And they weren't supposed to be,
you know,
we supposed to be going to town
to do one thing.
You know. They went to town to do one thing You know when it's down to do another you right?
So to keep saying hush what that could what that calls right there that that that looks and that'll cost you Dairy Queen That'll cost you a double a double burger double cheeseburger
Yeah, cheeseburger with milkshake just catch up
double cheeseburger Mil milkshake, just ketchup. Double cheeseburger with a milkshake, chocolate, and fries.
And about $3, $4.
Yeah, oh, you cheap.
You cheap.
The $20, you good.
No, that wasn't even like $10.
Yeah, you're right.
But, you know, anytime you went somewhere and came back, you need to come bearing gifts.
You need to bring some candy, some chips, a soda.
You were blackmailing Black, but you was extorting big time.
Let's just say I didn't forget.
Let's just say if you ever took me somewhere, I could tell Papa where we went and how we got there. So let's just say I you ever took me somewhere i could tell papa where we went and how we got there
so let's just say i i had a great recall okay but you were sure you got the memory of an elephant
huh yeah okay okay my sister you know they broke me off are you dangerous bro yeah yeah i look i
just want y'all to know i'm not proud of that that, okay? That's not something I'm proud of.
I didn't know we weren't supposed to snitch on our, you know,
my brother, my sister, my aunt.
I didn't know.
Right, snitches get stitches now.
I'm just trying to make an honest hustle, man.
I'm just a businessman.
I'm selling somewhere like five, six, seven, eight years old.
I didn't know nine, 10, 11, 12, 13.
I ain't know all five percent, Ocho.
You getting that bad?
I mean, I needed money.
They had it.
They had it.
Getting it by any means necessary.
Or, you know, sometimes I would see the guys,
hey, I got in trouble one time
because I didn't know
you weren't supposed to ask,
you know, you weren't supposed
to ask people for money,
strangers for money.
I thought, you know,
man, Ocho,
my brother remember this.
I remember I went in the store
and I asked this man,
I say,
can you give me 50 cent?
That's it? You got in trouble for that? man, I say, can you give me 50 cents? That's it?
You got a trouble for that?
Man, Ocho, you know this mofo came outside.
Barney, you know that boy in there begging for money?
50 cents?
50 cents, Ocho.
You got a trouble for that?
Yeah. Ocho, you got gotta realize 50 cent back then you talking about
70 probably 73
74
and not 50 cent like it is now
that was money back then
bro a honey bun
was like 15 cent 20 cent
a can of soda was a quarter
a big can a can of 12 ounce
can of soda was a quarter you get a lot of a 12-ounce can of soda was a quarter.
You get a lot, yes!
You get a lot of stuff for that back then.
There's a mofo toll
on me. Man, my grandfather
beat me. You got a beating
for asking for 50 cent? Yeah.
Yeah! He would always say,
don't beg, you make people don't like you.
That's what my grandparents would always say.
Boy, don't, stop begging. You make people don't like you. That's what my grandparents would always say. Boy, stop begging. You make people don't like you.
I like that.
So, lesson learned.
Lesson learned. Ocho,
how can you help me
invest my money?
Who want to invest?
Faith want you to
help me grow my
when I was growing up,
the money that I got through ill-gotten means. Right. She want you to help me grow my when I was growing up the money that I got through ill-gotten means
Right.
She wants you to help me invest.
So what would you help me do?
I mean, back then, so
are we hypothetically speaking, we back
then? Yes. Oh,
that's easy. You used to have to
be out there in that, you had to be out there
in the field, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Everybody got paid for being out there in that field, right?
Absolutely.
You know what you needed?
What?
A little lemonade stand.
Man, we drinking water.
Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
Make it a little different.
Get your lemonade stand, charge five cents a cup.
Man, ain't nobody going to pay that.
They were my cousins.
Honey, well, if you're at that age and you're getting a little money,
that's the only thing I can think of that you can do.
I got money.
She wants you to teach me how to invest it.
I'm making money.
I'm making money because I'm working in the fields, making $5 a day.
I go catch chickens. I a dollar thousand so i catch anywhere between eight and twelve thousand
sixteen thousand a night so i'll make it like you know i'm like seven eight nine let's see my
grandfather died in 77 so i started catching chickens in 78 70 some of 77 all the way through like 82 so i was making i was making you know 16 17 dollars
but i was working that's good that's good money boy especially back yeah
i had lee jeans hey i had lee jeans i had eyes on i had i had nice stuff when broke
and no running water but i was dressed nice I had nice stuff. Wet, broke.
I had no running water,
but I was dressed nice.
Hey, I was on it.
Colin Simpkins said,
hey, Uncle Nocho,
just wanted to say happy to be spending
my 29th birthday
listening to you guys.
Listening to y'all
give us greatness.
Praying for your continued success.
Colin, I really appreciate that.
Thank you for tuning in.
Happy birthday, bro.
Happy birthday.
Hey, how many we got in the chat, still in the chat?
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shout out me and my wife Ashley
it's our 7th wedding anniversary
hey happy anniversary
Miller and Ash
congratulations
7 years
halfway to
what is a 10
5 is gold
what's a 10 year anniversary, five is gold. What's 10? What's a 10-year anniversary?
Because 25 is silver.
50 is gold.
What, copper?
What's a 10-year anniversary, guys?
Aluminum, damn.
Well, Miller, hang in there.
You got 18 more years, and then you had silver.
So then you get something, I mean,
you get something special with a silver,
but aluminum, damn.
I thought they'd give you something more
a little valuable than aluminum.
But congratulations.
Happy seventh wedding anniversary
with Miller and Ashley.
Just now?
Yes.
What'd you say?
Laney Ray asked,
it's been too long since you talked
about your dog, Shannon. How do you
come up with your dog's names?
Love the show.
That's
interesting.
Because normally,
I always like, I keep it like, once I got like, I have, normally if I get two dogs, they're going to have this, both of them going to be like, if it's a K or T or whatever the Ks may be, it's going to be both of them going to have the same initials.
So, the first dogs I had, I got two Rottweilers, Kane and Killian.
I like to be unique with my names,
or I try to be.
And then I had Samson, but I
spelled it S-A-M-S-O-N,
not Samson
like strong like in the Bible.
And then I was like, well, I'm gonna
get two. Then I
got the two Pomeranians.
Tarzan, a little
Pomeranian named Tarzan, A little Pomeranian named Tarzan.
Makes him seem tough.
Taz, because he was a devil.
So a Tasmanian devil.
And then I went and got the Bull Masters.
And I was like, what can I get?
Tonka.
Tonka, man, because he's tough.
And then I needed another T.
And I was like, Titan Titan because he was even tougher hmm and then I was
like okay then when they passed I went got another one which is Titus which you nobody's ever seen
but he's in the bed he he'll sleep and then I ended up getting teddy bear. So that's how I kind of, I try to keep, because it's easy.
But sometimes when it's gone, teddy, it is Titus.
Teddy, it is Titus.
I'm like, damn, boy, stop.
Because y'all all over the place.
And so I was walking my dog.
I was walking the dog this morning.
It was early.
And a guy pulled up and stopped.
He wanted to carry on a conversation.
I was on the phone and he was like,
so I lifted my headphone up so I could hear it.
And he stopped the car.
He's like, man, I just want to tell you congratulations.
Now the dog was just like minding his business.
He was just like, as long as he was in the car,
the dog wouldn't pay him no attention.
He was like peeing on stuff.
Ocho, the moment he stepped out of the car,
he turned and he stood up.
I said, bro, he's not going to let you walk up on me.
So he's like, oh, okay, my man, okay.
I just want to tell you, I watched Nightcap.
I love, you know, your interview with Cat William.
His name was Peter.
So Peter, I'm sorry, but he's very protective of daddy.
He's very protective.
In the house, he cool.
He going to lay down.
He ain't going to bother nobody.
He hear the doorbell ring.
He's going to go get on his spot.
And he's going to let everybody come in that house until I tell them.
But when we outside, he's not going to let you walk up on me.
Man, I walk up on you, man.
Huh?
Man, I walk up on you man huh man i walk i walk up on you and me your dog will be wrestling nah you better be ready uh nah oh joe i don't i don't let people you know he he uh
he ain't like that yeah yeah and you know when he when he rumbled you know he mean business so oh shoot
hey i listen i'm like the ultimate warrior now me and the dog get down man so i i i like the
dog's name to match so i got a bunch of t's so so i'm i'm i'm good with that uh oc has seen hey
uncle nocho please come to a podcast
episode
at our spring
homecoming week
at Howard University
we want to hear
from HBCU
legend
can I get a contact
to make this happen
SGA president
that would be Ash
y'all need to contact
Ash
is it possible man would be Ash. Y'all need to contact Ash.
Is it possible?
Man, because Hold on.
HBC. Homecoming. Oh, okay.
I mean, you know, Howard.
We might need to take
a poll and see where we go first.
Bam. Bam.
No.
We ain't going to Florida.
I mean, if we want to go to an HBCU,
a prominent HBCU,
the best HBCU it is,
the highest of the Seven Hills,
the Rattlers, the Marching 100, I mean,
you might want to go to Tallahassee.
I'm just saying.
No disrespect to anybody else
because I love all.
But you want to strike.
Well, where you want to go?
You want to strike me?
Oh, so now they can't,
they hear everything in the background.
So they hear you.
You're dirty.
You want to say, I ain't got nothing to do do with it I don't know what you're talking about
Dr. Frankie L.
Beverly said hey Uncle Ocho
I live about
five minutes away from where your brother plays
in the Monday after the Masters
have you ever gone with him or will it be
possible to go in the future would love to
meet you in person
actually no I have not gone he's the Have you ever gone with him or will it be possible to go in the future? Would love to meet you in person.
Actually, no, I have not gone.
He's the golfer and I'm not really that big in the golf. But although I might, I might, I might go to the Masters.
You like golf?
No, I just want to go get the sandwiches.
Because the food price is the same as it was back in the 1930s.
So a sandwich will cost you $1.50.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I heard about it.
So that's one of my bucket lists.
What, to go to the Masters?
Masters and do Wimbledon, go to the Olympics.
You know, you've been to the Super Bowl. I've been been to a world series i've been to an nba finals right um
i haven't been to the daytona 500 so i like to go there i've been to a nascar van
but never been to a daytona 500 right so you know cross something off my bucket list
all right that worked that worked that ain't bad ain't bad. Patrick Willie said, hey Uncle Nocho,
has there ever been an instance where a player
snuck out of a locker room to watch the Super Bowl
halftime show?
I don't know. I mean, that didn't happen to us.
I mean, we were so focused on winning.
Man, look here, man. Man, you don't want to be
that guy. Because Mike probably
would have cut you. Unless you're John
Elway or TD, which I know that wouldn't
happen. Man, Mike wasn't playing that., which I know that wouldn't happen, man.
Mike wouldn't play in that.
That's a good question. I don't know.
Have there ever been any instances of a camp?
I can only speak to
I don't recall.
I know ain't nobody do it in Denver.
Now, if somebody would have done it, rest
his soul, probably Goose would have took his ass
out there.
But Mike wouldn't play.
Man, look here.
Mike ain't.
Y'all.
See, that stuff, like what these kids, like these young men be doing now.
Man, Mike wasn't playing that.
Yeah.
I mean, times were different, though.
Times were different now.
So it was frowned upon.
Well, you just really had to respect for your coach.
Because the thing is, my coach said I'll play in.
I'm going to tell him to run something else.
So you're talking about Denver?
Yeah.
You're talking about New Orleans.
Yeah, that would have never happened.
I guarantee if Mike Shanahan was the coach,
I guarantee you he'd have cut Jameis that night.
Now, Jameis is a free agent. I guarantee you he'd have cut Jameis that night. Now, Jameis is a free agent.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
The man cut a man for sleeping in a meeting. Jimmy Johnson cut a man
for fumbling. Cut him at the half.
Yeah.
There's only one way to do things if you're planning to win.
And if you let people take things in their own hand, you're never going to be successful.
You tell me where that works at.
Everybody wants to know where it works at.
Go look at the winning teams.
Go look at the Patriots.
Look at the teams that win.
Look at Kansas City.
Go look at the teams that win. Now go Look at the teams that win. Look at Kansas City. Right. Go look at the teams that win.
Now go look at the teams that lose.
And that's what the kind of behavior that you get.
And you get their fans justifying it.
That's why you don't win.
There's only one way to do things, Ocho.
It's just like my parents.
Your mom said, Ocho, be home at this time and don't go out this house.
Unless there's a life or death situation, you weren't leaving the house.
Because that was the level of respect that you had for your mom.
But to each his own.
This is a different time now.
Respect is.
What the hell you watching?
Real?
Where you going?
Where the key at?
Well, clearly she...
Clearly she know where she going.
I mean, I don't know where she...
It's 11.30 at night.
Well, okay.
You don't need to know.
You don't need to know
if that's a grown woman, Ocho.
Real don't tell him.
Well, I got this goddamn dough
this time of night.
Real said she'll be
Real says she'll be back
When she get back
That dough gonna be locked
When you get back
Real says she'll be back
When she get back
Listen
The nearest hotel
Ask no questions
Tell you no lie
I ain't gonna
I ain't gonna ask
You should
Go ahead
Go ahead
Listen what's that
It's 1139
I'll be back at 1139? Mm-hmm.
I'll be back at 1139 in the morning,
in the a.m.
Shit.
What?
Play who?
You'll be by yourself?
No.
Rebel Eric asks,
what's your most devastating loss and how bad do players be at kickers
when they miss field goals
and win the entire game?
Bad.
Jacksonville. And it didn't come down to that.
We effed that one up.
I mean, I've been in the game. Look.
We lost the NFC Championship game.
And we missed three field goals and none of them
was probably longer than 40 yards.
Missed three. And we lost the game 10-7.
Happened.
But I'm sure people get frustrated
because the thing with kickers
is that they be bulljabbing.
They be trying trick shots
and they be doing all kind of stuff,
making coffee
and doing all this other stuff.
And then we're making coffee.
We making coffee,
making all kind of stuff.
Yeah.
And so, you know, but it's not an easy job no very difficult it's not an easy job as easy as it may seem as it may seem as people see you
only got one goddamn job all you have to do is just kick the ball listen in those present
situations when the game is on the line it is is very, very difficult. Simple is in comparison
to an important
game, important basketball game,
and your team is counting you to hit two free
throws.
Free throws is to take the lead in the game
with 0.2 seconds left on the clock.
Something similar to that. That is a pressure
situation, and even though it's just
kicking the ball, when that pressure
is on you, it busts pipes.
Some people rise to the occasion
and some people don't.
Everybody got one job. What's the quarterback
job? To throw the ball. You got one job.
Wide receiver. Hell, everybody got
one job. But when you mess it up,
man, you only got one job.
All you got to do is catch the ball.
Yeah, okay.
Sometimes I'm going to drop them exactly quarterback sometimes i'm gonna throw picks yeah it's tough i mean you uh look
you just you just chalk it up you're just like hey it is what it is it's not like he went out
there and intentionally tried to miss the field goal but playing players are they'd be upset
they would never say anything you know you human. Hell yeah, you're human.
They would never say anything.
No, you don't say anything, but you're thinking it.
Yeah, you always console your teammate.
Always console your teammate.
Hey, pick your head up.
Sorry.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, you're human.
It's just like anything.
Absolutely.
Ocho, Chiefs are saying the the bills turned off the hot water in the
locker room following the wins what do you think hey what cut off the hot water you think so that's
what the bill player that's what the Chiefs players are saying that what happened to them I doubt that
I doubt that I'm sure there was probably some type of some type of malfunction but actually
cutting off the hot water.
Obviously, it's freezing cold there as it is.
Maybe the water heater was broken or something happened.
I ain't taking no shit.
Because, you know, the one thing that you want to do when it's cold, cold,
you want to get in that shower and just let that warm water run on your ass
for like 10, 15 minutes.
I ain't moving.
And the last, because, you know, like when it's hot, you take a
cold shower. We're going to A.
But when it's
cold like that, you just
want to thaw out. You just want that warm water
to run down on you just like
10, 15 minutes. And then,
I ain't taking no shower. I'm going to get back on there
funky. I don't care. I ain't taking no
shower. Bro, I just
played in 20 degrees and you think I'm about to
take a cold shower? Oh, hell no.
Nope.
Whatever's on me, I'm
going to put right back on my clothes and get right on that
plane.
Absolutely. I ain't taking
no cold shower and I just played in 20 degree
weather. Yeah, I'm sure
something happened. I doubt
they just turned it off that's
that's that's that's unethical it's classless I don't think an NFL team would do that no I do
I would I'm petty like that I cut the lights off too yeah uh man uh somebody just said uh
uh Ken Williams at 53 million views.
Yes, he is at 53 million views.
Thank you, everybody that watched it.
My sister did call me and say,
she saw it this morning because I sent it to her.
And she's laughing,
having a good time.
Me and my brother,
so many people have reached out to me
and said, man,
you done made it now.
They spoof you on Saturday Night Live?
I told you. I told you.
I told you.
You an A-lister.
I don't know about no A-lister.
Yeah, that's how it start.
It always start with some of that magnitude
using you and something that you've created
that is done really well.
The fact that they're using it,
boom, you on the way.
Are they like any A-llist like in the entertainment in the entertainment
in the adult entertainment are they huh in the a-list of the adult entertainment yeah yeah yeah
okay oh shay oh shay about to be coming on up yeah yeah yeah, see that Ocho? That's what I'm looking for.
That's what some of the perks
I'm looking for.
That's what the perks.
Look it up.
If you want them kind of perks,
you're going to have to
open the door a little bit now.
Open the door?
You can't be trying to be
in the entertainment business
and want the door closed.
The door got to be wide open.
You got to be willing
to experience.
You got to be willing to learn.
You got to be willing to accept.
Now, something needs to be opened. I don't know about if it's the dope, but you
know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about, Ocho.
That good enough for me.
Man, Ocho, man, they're trying to kill you, Ocho. This is the last
time the Cowboys won two playoff games,
Ocho had a hairline.
Come on now with that bullshit, man.
Who said that?
Hey, block him.
Block whoever said that.
Nah, we can't do that.
Oh, nah, nah, nah.
He just subscribed.
Guys, please make sure you hit that subscribe button.
Ash, where we at?
We past 870 yet?
Okay.
Hey, guys, do us a favor.
I know y'all can get us to 900.
I know y'all can get us to 900 tonight.
That's the goal right now.
Hold on.
How long we been on?
Okay, we going to be on for another 15 to 30 minutes trying to get 24,000 subs.
We got to get to 900.
We got to get to 900.
I know y'all can do it.
Come on now.
Come on.
I know y'all got some great questions that you want to ask us, but we got to get to 24.
We got to get to 24.
We got to get to 900, guys.
Help us out.
Avenue77 said, what's up, up Uncle Ocho me and my brother normally
ride to Charlotte would you
rather have a bad brake pass
or continuously flat tire in the cold
man
I don't care about no
hell nah yeah brake pass I don't care about
the squeeching that squealing
all that man I ain't finna get
out of chain no time no cold hell nah
Brad break pass please yeah what is cheeseburger good boy that's how that's how I know that's
that's that's love right there you hear me real about that real got that for you man got me got
me a cheeseburger like 11 30 it's almost midnight and she knew I hadn't eaten.
She knew I hadn't eaten
so she ordered something for me.
Mm-hmm.
Bomb.
Look at that.
You ain't had no food
but you had already eaten
but that's neither here nor there.
I'm going to keep that
between you and I.
My old world said,
had a bad breakup
with the prettiest girl
I ever pulled.
How do you move forward
from that kind of breakup?
Easy.
You were pretty. Yeah.
Who the hell ain't pretty out here, boy?
There's a lot of pretty girls out there.
You better scroll Instagram.
The hell you talking about, boy?
But it's tough. Ocho, look.
Ocho, you and I have talked about this.
Breaking up is easy
if you're the one doing the breaking up.
I don't care if she
dropped dead gorgeous. She's Miss America, Miss Universe. I don't care if she dropped dead gorgeous.
She's Miss America, Miss Universe.
I don't care if she a two or a few.
If she no longer wants to be with you or he no longer wants to be with you, that ain't easy, bro.
That's not what he said.
He said he broke up with her, right?
No, he said he had a bad breakup.
Yeah.
Who initiated the breakup, sir?
Well, clearly, if he tried to move forward
clearly it wasn't his decision
with
understand why she broke up with you
and understand that
it'd be a lot easier for you
look
Ocho it doesn't
matter the
reasons are inconsequential.
If you don't want to break up with said individual,
it's time to move on, you know, blah, blah.
That don't do me no good.
I'm not ready for this to end.
Man, what you got real body for?
How I look?
Uh, like a D.F.? A chef.
A who?
A D.F.?
What D.F. stand for?
Damn fool.
Hey.
Hey, the black kind of go good with the shades, though.
The thing popping.
Is that what you're thinking?
Yeah, I do.
I still look good, man.
Damn, how many pieces of meat you got on that burger?
Three? Damn, you know what you're doing to me? That's a big- many pieces of meat you got on that burger? Three?
Man, have you ever tried a meat burger?
That's a big-ass burger.
What kind of burger that is?
Where you get that from?
Cheeseburger?
Where you get it from?
She made that.
Real cooked.
Twin Peaks?
Nah, I don't play that.
I don't like this one.
I don't do that.
I don't like nobody. You don't let real cook?
Hell nah.
She can cook too now. I don't like that though You don't let her cook? Hell no. She can cook too now.
I don't like that though, huh?
Why not?
I don't like no woman behind the stove.
I don't like no cooking.
I do.
Listen, if I wanted a woman that can cook, I would have married a chef.
Now, if you can do it.
I like that.
That's cool.
But I ain't with that shit.
Bad Ocho, you don't know how many times I almost burned the house down.
You?
Yeah, I did. No, hercho, you don't know how many times I almost burned the house down. You? Yeah, I did.
No, her.
You know, she understood cooking
and I come home,
I come up behind her.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
You know what I'm saying?
You the boy's prince.
I see where you're going.
I see where you're going.
On the way home,
you already know
what I done done, Ocho.
Right.
You done pop one?
So you already know yeah
door dash door dash who will eat tonight
i'm with you man you're right but that's that's always that's always it's not a pet peeve that i
think that's the word the wrong word to use i just something that's not a prerequisite of mine no it's not it's not
i don't i don't i don't like you cooking if we gonna eat we gonna go out and eat i don't want
you slaving behind no stove and no pots i don't want you chipping and messing up your nails
like i'm very peculiar about that it's weird but you know many men that's a requirement
you have to be able to do that, you know?
And that just...
Oh, yeah.
I mean, a woman that can cook, I mean, it's not a prerequisite.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
It's not a prerequisite.
But if she can cook...
It's a plus.
But that's a good thing.
The fact that she can, because I've experienced it, I've witnessed it.
Like, oh, shit, you're really good at this?
Oh, no, no.
She could have been a chef. Yeah. You name it, she can experienced it. I've witnessed it. Like, oh shit, you're really good at this? Oh, no, no. This is more.
She could have been a chef.
Yeah.
You name it, she can cook it.
We can go somewhere to eat.
And she said,
oh, I can make this and be better than the restaurant.
Right.
Well, you supposed to keep that
on your hip, boy.
What happened?
Man, Ocho, man, look.
Things happen.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
We'll let it go. We'll let it go we let it go i know
what that means i see it all right uh joseph will said chat uh chad and uh what's up me and
my wife been married 10 years how can we spice up the bedroom besides eating assets
mr and mrs wilcox oh that's this this is this is i ain't got nothing for her. Go ahead.
That's your area of expertise.
I mean, listen, it's hard for me to spice something.
They said they've been married for 10 years and they want to spice it up.
Mm-hmm.
Role playing.
Nope.
Going out of town.
Yeah.
Going to the sex store.
Okay? Sometimes. You know what? I'm not going. I'm not. yeah going to the sex store okay sometime
no you know what
I'm not going
I'm not
I mean you know
in all opinions
I mean look
I was going to say something
about bringing a third party
but
nah hell nah
make sure you
what you call it
I mean
yeah you dress up
you know nurse
cheerleader you know what I'm saying I like the law you know get you some you know get your, you dress up, you know, nurse, cheerleader, you know what I'm saying?
I like the law, you know, get you some, you know,
get your night skirt with some glasses, you know.
You got, you got, you got,
you got the role play. You got to
find a way to make it exciting.
How can you fall in love again?
How can you fall in love? How can
you reinvent yourself, reinvent your
situation?
Hey, call me, say, what you doing oh oh oh Joe I ain't even got no sticks here Hell nah
Hey put the dogs up
Man please
You better not tell me till I guess what I got on
I'm assuming nothing
That's all I needed here
You already know what time it is when you hear that
I thought you had a beating
Man I told him something came up It did That was good. You already know what time it is when you hear that. I thought you had a beating.
Man, I told him something came up.
It did.
Something did come up on Joe.
And it was suddenly.
You got me spilling my water Ocho
That was a good one bro
You quick
Yeah man
Something
Something came up all of a sudden
Hey bro you on it tonight
But you quick tonight
That was a good one
Man they better stop playing with me
Hey
Think I won't break
Hey man
Think I won't break right
You ain't gotta tell me
Uncle Jace say,
Ocho, with that body,
you look like your name, Bonquisha,
struggling in a Toyota Corolla.
You cook clean, smell like onion rings.
I told you,
I told you to take off our real bonnet.
Long as Bonquisha look good, that's all that matter.
Val said, stop trashing the Cowboys, and we will get you the 900K.
Okay, Val, I'm sorry.
Val, I'm sorry.
Val, I'm sorry.
Apologize to all the Cowboy fans.
Cowboy fans, I'm sorry.
Matter of fact, we could have been at 900,000 already
because we could have had Cowboy Nation on our side. Matter of fact, they could have been at 900,000 already because we could have had Cowboy Nation on our side.
Matter of fact, they love me, though.
They love me.
Cowboy Nation, I take back everything I said.
Forgive me.
Forgive me.
Y'all are good.
We're going gonna get the
We gonna get the 900k
Bradrick Williams said
Uncle Ocho
That he went to Santa Monica
Got drafted
Built a starting 11 family
And the Cowboys
Still haven't won
See
Think about that Ocho
You went to Santa Monica Juco
You just said
You was gonna stop
Talking about the Cowboys
I'm just saying
The fans said that
I'm just reading
What the fans requested Right I know but we trying to hear we trying to hit that nine hundred
thousand you say we trying to hit nine hundred thousand so you're not supposed to do anything
to get in the way of hitting nine hundred thousand and and being that the cowboys have the largest
fan base in the biggest support system and and you would want their support. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Cowboy fans. There we go. There we go. There we go.
I mean well.
I mean well. He trying.
We gonna get him together. Cowboys
fans. Ray King
said we love you Ocho.
Would you consider doing a 5 to 2 a minute
Q&A on cigars?
I like that.
Yeah. Look Q&A. I like Q&As. I like Q&As. I like cigars. Now like that. Yeah, look Q&A.
I like Q&As.
I like Q&As.
I like cigars.
Now we're talking.
If we're going to do a Q&A,
it has to be in person.
We got to be smoking.
I'm not doing nothing over no phone.
If we're going to do a Q&A,
it got to be in person
and we got to be smoking.
Talk to me now.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
LeBron Jamies said,
Hi, Uncle Nocho.
Do you have any suggestions for me?
An 18-year-old,
18-year-old to get a job in the NFL,
something to get my foot in the door,
preferably without a degree.
Yeah, you want to be an NFL player?
That the only thing that you get in the NFLfl i mean is that without a degree oh yeah
water boy yeah water boys when i was but you can't be 18 i mean unless unless you know unless you
know like the coach or somebody you know the coach normally that goes like the coach's son
or somebody in the organization.
That's their kid or neighbor or something like that.
Matter of fact, you know, the Waterboy was making $53,000 when I was playing.
Imagine what they're making now.
You know what they're making. The Waterboy was making $53,000.
The Waterboy was making $53,000.
Ballboy.
Waterboy.
Either one.
$53,000 back when I was playing.
But, you know, we game, you know, they bring us Gatorade. They did stuff. So, you know, we gave... They bring us Gatorade.
They did stuff.
So, you know, we give them money.
We give them a couple of hundred dollars
to do odds and ends and stuff.
And that's on top of...
They were cool.
We took care of our guys.
Yeah.
Because a lot of times,
they're the coach's son.
Now, Kyle...
Kyle don't really...
I mean, he was down a little bit, now Kyle Kyle Kyle don't really I mean he was
he was down a little bit but you know he like game day he was holding the court before they
had all these wireless these cordless Mike he was holding the court for his dad right so but
nah but bro I'm being honest bro I don't I don't really know that that I know it's like man Shannon
you played in the NFL but I really don't know uh other than like
i said what job that you could actually get in the nfl without a degree unless you're a player
i'll be a true photo yeah
i'm i'm sorry, bro.
REOC said Tom Brady is the GOAT statistically,
but Pat is there, is the best if we're doing the eye test,
just like Randy compared to Jerry.
But the thing is, Tom numbers, man, and he won so much.
I mean, you got to think about it.
Tom Brady damn near got two years of playoff wins.
What Tom Brady got?
He like 32.
He got like 30-something playoff wins.
Think about that.
There are 17 now regular season games.
The most games you can play in a season, playoff season, is four.
That man got 32 wins. 30- what he got 30 he's 32 and 13 32 and 14
he's 35 and 13 the man has been to three years of playoff games. Let that sink in, ladies and gentlemen. Three years of playoff games.
A lot of games, they had the number one seed.
So the most they could play is three games.
He's played in 48 playoff games, which is three regular seasons.
Now look, Patrick Mahomes is only seven, eight years years into his career let's see if he's able
to stay healthy stay on this path we can have it up but right now ain't nobody seeing tom
nah statistically i'm not he got the number he got the numbers he got the accolades he got the
he got the trophies i mean what what is it that you want to see from him? You want to see
come from behind? What about
28-3? What about he's down
24-14? I mean,
whatever you down to the
Seahawks and come back in the fourth
quarter. He's done it.
Is
he ever going to be stylistic like Mahomes
and throw no looks and
can throw it 70 yards? Probably not. Is he going to be stylistic like Mahomes and throw no looks and can throw it 70 yards?
Probably not.
Is he going to be running and shovel past it and throw it on the hand?
No.
That's not what he did.
But, man, come on.
Not right now.
When it's all said and done, we can see where Mahomes is.
But right now, it's Tom.
That it is.
Moe Lyft said, until Patrick Mahomes is
knocked down like the villain in the movie, until
the credits roll, he's not dead.
I did not see
Kansas City because I knew their defense
was good, but
I hadn't seen anything from their office.
Think about how they were struggling
to even score. I mean,
they were losing games when Patrick
Mahomes used to get 28, 31 points
like that.
Now they're struggling to get 20
at home.
I didn't see this.
Like I said, they picked a great time
to look good offensively
and next week they're going to have to look
even better
listen
I don't care how you look
next week
you better have two chin straps I know
that yeah
you see how
Pacheco be running angry yeah
now you finna find out what
happen when angry meet angry.
When force meet force.
When force meet force.
When impact meet impact.
The laws of physics are going to be tested next Sunday.
Guarantee you that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be a great game.
I mean, this is the game that we want to see oh yeah
people won't make you but you want to see patrick mahomes against lamar jackson jackson yeah lamar
jackson looks like he's gonna be this year's mvp against last year's mvp against last year's super
bowl winner the team that has dominated the afc since since Patrick Mahomes has been in the league.
This is how it's supposed to be.
Yeah.
To be the man, you got to beat the man.
Lamar Jackson says, hey.
Lamar Jackson says, hey, I want to be.
All right.
Well, y'all.
Because y'all talk about all the quarterbacks.
Y'all talk about burn.
Okay.
Rightfully so.
You talk about Pat Mahomes.
Yeah.
I'm about to have something only me and Patrick Mahomes and Aaron Rodgers got that's two double regular season MVP
Rodgers got four Mahomes got two
I'm about to have two
wins the Super Bowl for me
it's going to be hard for Lamar Jackson not to be in my top 10
top 10
top 10
you want to squeeze him in five
well
you got Brady.
Oh, when you say top 10, you talking about all time?
All time, yes.
Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Oh, hell, yeah, he top five already.
What the hell you mean?
Squeeze him in top 10.
I'm not talking about no top 10.
I'm talking about all time.
All time, yeah, most definitely.
That man 26, 27 years of age.
Might have two MVPs if he wins a Super Bowl.
Oh, it's a wrap.
Man, please.
It's a wrap.
It is a wrap if he can't pull it off.
Nicole asks,
who are your top five quarterbacks in the league right now?
Did Josh Allen make the list after this game?
Who you got?
Say it again.
Top five quarterbacks in the league right now.
And does Josh Allen make the list after this game?
Oh, shit.
Well, I think one and two, I think we agree
with Mahomes and Lamar Jackson.
Okay, yeah.
All right.
That's two.
That's two.
My third is still Joe.
I mean, obviously, you know, barring injury, you know, I understand what happened,
but I also understand what he brings to the table and how special he is when he is active and playing
and the chances he gives us as a team.
Four, I would like to go Josh Allen.
And because of the loss tonight,
does that mean he's out of, should he be out of it?
No. No. Not
for me. Right.
He would be my four. And my fifth?
Oof.
I know I'm leaving somebody out.
I mean, Aaron Rodgers?
Maybe? No?
Nah.
Because he's still dynamic
and changes changes the landscape
we haven't we haven't seen him in a year
it's a year older
so
okay then who else would be
that dynamic that changes their
now you gotta make me rack my
brain
CJ Stroud
yeah I mean, basically...
Jordan Love?
Dak?
Okay. Golf?
I'm not so sure based on what I've
seen. It's hard
to say.
Other than the guys that
you mentioned, the guys that you left
off that you put them over CJ Stroud.
That's a good one.
I think that fifth spot really comes down to...
Matthew Stafford?
Oh, shit. I call
him Mr. No Look.
I think number five, it comes down to preference
on who you like, on who you prefer
because the first three... Actually, the first four it's like it's almost a no goddamn brain well the
first the first two is is like slammed up they're like like like you gotta vote it's like 100
those two like oh so you know like uh what the man got a 99 grade right okay those two, the first two, Lamar and Mahomes, 99s. First three.
But okay.
So, right, for me, I would flip a coin, close my eyes.
Here's a C.J. Stroud, tails of Matthew Stafford.
I like that.
I like that. And there are a few others you can't
go wrong with, though.
But that's just me.
Zach Nichols says,
tell Chad
it's a celebration. It's my first
comment ever. It's only the best show on
YouTube. Take me to Magic City with
y'all. Like Unk said,
truck, I'm like a truck
on Red Bull. we up all night
whenever we go I'm ready I'm ready yeah babe man I give them diamonds in that
Red Bull I'm like Lana Richie all day long you don't have a little joke oh oh Oh, my bad. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
Jared De Los Santos.
Okanocho.
I'm a young dude, 22.
Been with the same girl for almost seven years.
Yeah.
Since I was 16.
Our relationship was great.
But sometimes I feel like I'm on... Don't do it.
Don't do that.
I feel like I'm missing out on being young, bro.
Don't do that.
It's kind of like, I don't know, Jared,
I don't know if you've ever like gone on a lifestyle change
or a healthy habit.
It's like you give up sugar or you give up something
that you normally eat.
And you're fine.
But the moment you put that back into your system,
you crave it all over again.
Now, you stick your pen in some other ink.
I'm just telling you, Jerry, don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
And just, Jared, just so you know,
you know your girl new to somebody else.
Uh-oh.
Monat.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Your girl
To somebody else
Is a first time
Okay
And make sure
Before you make that decision
If you can dish it
Make sure you can take it
I'm just saying
Make sure
If you can dish it
Make sure you can take it
Cause it's gonna be a whole different ball
game
when the rabbit got the gun
people don't realize
that oh man
man I saw a sharp I saw a bad one
guess what
your girl
she a bad one to somebody else
yeah
yeah I'm going to keep it real She'll bad with somebody else. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to keep it real.
Jared, I'm going to keep it real with you, bro.
Stay there.
Bro, you've been there.
Hey, you've been there a long time, bro.
That's commendable.
I tilt my hat to you, bro.
That's commendable.
Yes, sir.
That you're 22 years of age and you've been with the same woman since y'all was 16, bro.
I take my hat off to you.
We should salute you.
But, bro, you thinking, you letting your
mind, you let your mind go. Don't let your mind
drift like that, bro.
You good.
You good.
Stay locked in, baby. Ain't nothing out there.
Quintez
Scott said, love the show. Some people still
argue that Michael Vick is better than
lamar uh since you have lamar basically top 10 all time why are these folks wrong i become look
i mean lamar's won an mvp about to win another and he's at on the cusp of getting a team now
uh mike did get a team to the uh nfc. Did he get to the NFC Championship game?
It was cold.
I forgot who it was playing.
I think they lost to Philly.
Oh, yeah.
Man, Lamar.
But you gotta just look
how much Lamar is winning.
Yeah.
I mean, Lamar's record is right there
with Mahone Boy, and we know
what type of winner my homeboy is.
Yeah.
He swings the needle.
For me, Lamar Jackson wins this game, gets to win the Super Bowl,
I'm going to put him in my top ten.
And I don't care.
Ochoa, I've always thought your personality would have been a good fit
with the Cowboys.
How do you think you would have fit in with the Cowboys?
Shoot, Jerry wouldn't like that, because I'm going to steal the show now.
No, you'd have been fine.
I mean, you know.
Look, think about this.
What?
Think about this.
I played in a very small market, Cincinnati.
Mm-hmm.
Very, very small market.
And made my presence felt globally
during that time back then.
Yes.
Globally.
Imagine if I was at motherfucking Dallas.
Imagine if I was in New York.
Could you imagine?
I was in Cincinnati, man.
You know what, Ocho?
That star would have been too much that star would have been too much
that would have been too much
no
I would have drove
I would have drove Jerry crazy
you'd have the same amount
of playoff wins
so you'd have been straight
you ain't miss out
you ain't miss out on that
man my man
don't you
that slip
don't you that slip
don't you that slip
man come on
on Cowboy fans
that's one
that's the one slip up
I ain't gonna slip up no more
in the next five minutes
I promise you
I ain't gonna slip up no more
instead you want to support
and you trying to get
the 900,000
and the Cowboys fans
come in bulk
they are huge supporters
you can't be talking about them.
I'm sorry.
Hey, that was a good one, boy.
That was a good one right there.
You were sick.
That was sick.
That came out of nowhere.
I thought you were serious.
Gifty Gab said, last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl,
was calling girls on a rotary phone.
Now, the rotary phone, I bet I was way before then.
But I did have the rotary phone. I had that big phone, I've been out way before then. But I did have the rotary phone.
I had that big
Motorola. Actually, I had a Star...
No, I had the big Motorola.
I had the big Motorola, you know.
No, I had
a... I might have had a StarTag.
I had a StarTag.
You know, a little flip phone. I had a little flip.
I had a little flip.
I thought you said the Motorola 8000, the block, the big block.
Yeah, I still got that one, too.
I got all my cell phones.
Really?
Yeah.
Y'all able to get that thing back?
Somebody be like, no.
Uh-uh.
Dr. Frank L. Bellamy asked, what the hell do y'all eat leftovers?
Yeah, what you mean?
We grew up on leftovers.
That don't change when you get older?
Yeah, shit.
Why eat leftovers?
Thanksgiving?
Yeah, that too.
I don't waste no food now.
I don't do that.
You know, some people, you know,
they forget where they come from
or they reach a certain status
or they get to a certain place in life
and they don't even eat leftovers no more.
Boy, I'd never be like that.
Boy, bring me the...
What?
What Rell say?
Rell, what you talk about?
What Rell say?
She didn't say none. She did say something.
Get on the phone. Get on the mic, Rell.
He said come get on the mic
she came she came okay yeah cash cash donated five dollars oh uh ocho you're hearing like a milk
dude oh you don't want to rank you you don't want to rank you lucky i can't see you peanut
head boy i rank you i bet you got two left feet
hey i thought you tried we tried to get 900 000. yeah i didn't say nothing about
cowboys fans he said i got a peanut head i got a cowboy fan nah he ain't no cowboy fan how you know
cowboys fans love me and they wouldn't make no joke about my head they do They do. Somebody said my hair look like a kneecap.
That was funny.
Well, Ocho, I got to close out the chat. I got to go to work tomorrow.
I got a flight in the morning. I got to go to work tomorrow. I got a flight in the morning.
I got inside the NFL tomorrow.
Oh, tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fly out Monday and we got the show Tuesday morning.
You know, come on tomorrow night.
You know, since the
the NFC Championship
is in
is in
San Fran,
I figured I'd break IDs.
Is that denim
is that real denim like jean material oh joe guess what the shoe is i don't know i just i did i'm talking about the material the texture it looked like denim. That is correct. That is correct. I know exactly what it was.
That's a Levi and Jordan collab.
Maybe.
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