Nightcap - Nightcap Gone Wild Part 2: Unc went VIRAL for the WRONG reason, Stephen A. left SPEECHLESS, Average SIZE by STATE

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson bring you the Best of Nightcap! The crew shares some of their funniest and wildest moments. Subscribe to Nightcap presented by Priz...ePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Viral IG mishap  24:45 - Freaky fan leaves Stephen A. Smith speechless 38:28 - Going hunting with Ocho 50:25 - Average size by state (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:33 Someone that is extremely, extremely private. And to have one of your most intimate details, the audio heard for the entire world to hear. I'm embarrassed for a number of reasons. People count on Shannon, SheeShay Media Club Sheshay Nightcap, ESPN. There are a lot of people that count on Shannon to be professional at all times.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And I always try to be professional at all times. Even when I'm behind closed doors, I still try to remain a level of professional, although I'm in the privacy of my own home. And, I'm very disappointed in myself. Not for the act. I think there are millions and billions of people
Starting point is 00:03:19 of consenting age that engage in activities, but to have your most intimate detail on the audio to be heard, I'm disappointed to myself. I let a lot of people down. My kids, I reached out to them. I called them. I called my sister. My friends, obviously my friends reached out,
Starting point is 00:03:40 but, God, this was not. staged. Came in. I threw my phone on the bed. Gaged in an activity. I did not know IG Live. I've never been on IG Live. I've never turned IG Live on.
Starting point is 00:03:55 So I don't know how it works. And so all of a sudden, my other phone is going off. And people are calling me FaceTime that I've never talked to a day of my life on FaceTime. And it didn't, I'm like, why are y'all calling me FaceTime? And after a while, Jamie Fritz, who, been my longtime marketing guy, he finally got through it to him. And he said, Shannon, you're on IG Live. I'm like doing what? You know, I'm like, what about on IG Live for? I ain't hit no IG Live
Starting point is 00:04:24 button. He says, they can hear. I'm like, so now, Ocho, you know, I say ask for patients. He said they can hear. And now I'm starting to get agitated again because you call me and say I'm on IG Live when I know I didn't click myself on IG Live. And he said, they can hear me. I said, hear me doing what? Say it sounds like you were having sex. Man, my heart sank. It dropped. And obviously,
Starting point is 00:04:55 I run my accounts, but Jordan being the good soldier that is, Jordan, the one that cut it off. Because hell, I didn't even know it was on. Jordan cut it off. Jordan put the message up. And then after I called my agent,
Starting point is 00:05:11 I called the agency, See, I called ESPN. I thought, like, I just got this good, tell them the truth. I said, I just got to tell them the truth. My phone wasn't hat. It wasn't a prank. It was me being a healthy, active male. I mean, y'all thought I was boojiving.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Hey, I don't get it in. Real talk. Hey, oh, oh, Cho. See, I don't be lying. I don't lie. Okay, lie. Come on, man. Marks hard, old Joe.
Starting point is 00:05:45 You know, I hit one early dim morning. Oh, come on, man. And all sincerity, I'm extremely embarrassed that a very, very private, intimate situation the audio can be heard. And I'm extremely, I'm extremely disappointed in myself. Two minutes, five minutes before I came on,
Starting point is 00:06:08 phone rings. It's Kat, Kat Williams. So I'm all, I said, yeah, I said, yeah, bro, what's up? The first thing out of his mouth, guess what he said, Ocho? Wow. You ain't gay today? Hey, listen. I said, man, I said, come on, can't you know, uh?
Starting point is 00:06:28 And this is, and this is the funny thing about it. Now, you remember all the people talking trash and saying whatever they had to say, trying to assassinate your character that you might be this, you might be this, or whatever it may be. so hell i mean i'm they sitting back i'm thinking well here hey it was a goddamn michel it wasn't a michael i hear me it wasn't a michael it was a michael it was a michael it was a michael it was a so you know and and you know as we we human uh we human now now something that that we all partaking we all partaking we all partake in horizontal and vertical activity that's everybody that's
Starting point is 00:07:05 everybody in the chat now i can attest to that now what we don't do unless you are a a a a a you're in that field of porn and only fans. And at times, this is why I always tell you, you need to evolve with the times. Now, you're not very good at technology. I don't do anything. I don't turn on anything. So you at times will,
Starting point is 00:07:26 well, you've done it to me. Like you, you know, hit your phone and your butt down me by accident and don't even know you're doing it. Yeah, true. So I can understand where the mistake came in at. And also, again, I was upset. But then I also remembered, that you're not very good or you're not very technically savvy with phones and computer equipment,
Starting point is 00:07:47 all that stuff. So I gave you a little grace. But I was still a little upset. I was a little hurt. But the fact that it was a Michelle and not a Michael, that's my dog. It's never been a Michael. I think the thing is Ocho for me is that you, my thing is my, and I immediately, after it happened, I'm driving and I'm thinking to myself,
Starting point is 00:08:15 I just remember everything my grandfather, my grandmother said. They say, boy, you made up, you messed it up, not clean it up. Yes, sir. And so what I really hate is when people have to answer questions for Shannon Sharp. Every since I've been able to talk, I've been able to answer questions. My family, my friends, you are going to have to ask, man, what was aunt doing? Why did he do that? What happened, Ocho?
Starting point is 00:08:41 Where was he? Right. My sister, my mom, my brother, my kids, people that shouldn't have to answer for Shannon, Shannon's grown. Yeah. Shannon 56. Yeah. Still get it in, y'all see.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But anyway, that's, I'm just saying, oh, y'all. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, oh, listen, what it is. Listen, you, hey, listen, you, hey, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, talk about you was here when you was well. But shit, ain't nothing wrong with your boy. You talk about your hips. Ain't nothing wrong with your hips.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I told you, hey, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't nothing slow about him, but it won. I can't move like I once could. Yes, sir. But the hip's good. The hill's solid. The doctor told me their last 50 years, they said, them hips will still be good when you're gone. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:09:24 But I just, it was, it's tough, obviously, being in a situation like that because that's something that I've never been in. I never in my wildest dreams, even the wild. I'm like, man, what could possibly happen to you that would make you the most embarrassed? This never appeared on my radar. Yeah. It never appeared on my radar. But the fact that in the process of that, you hurt people.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. That's that's, that's, you embarrass people. Yeah, you heard me. And you know, I try to tell you. I don't say, oh, man, we got to have that look. There have to be a certain level of professionalism at all. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah. That's the word.
Starting point is 00:10:02 That's the key word right there because you got on me, you got on me good about professionalism. Yeah. But again, this is this is where the grace comes in that. and new sites and agencies. Man, when y'all start reaching out, I know what y'all trying to do, y'all trying to look who see who I follow and who follow me
Starting point is 00:10:20 and try to put two and two together. Y'all involving people that ain't got ish to do with this. Y'all not going to figure it out. Right. Y'all not. Right. But what y'all can do,
Starting point is 00:10:35 y'all can get on this rowspark, dot-co slash nightcap and get $15. off your first order. That's what y'all can do. But don't bring people. If you have definitive proof and you want to reach out and they have a conversation with you, okay, that's fine. But to arbitrarily just call people because her name might be Michelle or her name might be Nushell or her name might be some, come on now, we're better than that. Don't involve people. Come, y'all didn't call me. Call me.
Starting point is 00:11:10 But when you involve people that doesn't have anything to do with it, that's why I have the problem with. But it's, look, like I said, Ocho, I'm sorry I put you in that situation because I know you're going to get, I mean, the jokes are going to come. You're going to have to answer a question, man. Man, you think Aunt did that on purpose. You think that was staged. Hell now.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I mean, listen. I might do some stage. Unk might do some stuff for pranking, but that ain't one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, most definitely. I mean, they don't do that. Yeah, the joke, the joke. jokes are flying. Obviously, I'm not sure if you've seen Instagram, if you've seen Twitter.
Starting point is 00:11:46 The jokes are flying. The jokes are funny. They get on me on joke. Hey, they get on you, boy. I'm talking about funny. I was on a plane catching up to what was happening. And boy, one thing about Twitter and black
Starting point is 00:12:01 Twitter and their creativity, boy, listen, if you want to laugh, if anybody was having a bad day to day, scroll through goddamn Twitter, boy, some funny shit on Yeah, boy. It's some funny, it's some funny stuff on it. I didn't, I did not, man, come on, man. Now, so what y'all gonna do?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Y'all gonna try to find out every Michelle that I've ever talked to, every Michelle, every Michelle in LA, in Atlanta, in this place. Really? Honestly, I was, I was thinking of all Michelle's that it could possibly be. I'm thinking Michelle Pfeiffer, you know, I'm thinking Kay Michelle. I'm thinking I'm trying to think of other Michelle's that I would know and think of
Starting point is 00:12:47 that of somewhat of a high high tier, top tier, high caliber type women that you would give an opportunity to to bungee jump in like that and be able to say some of the things that you were saying. You know, is it... What was I saying, don't you?
Starting point is 00:13:03 What was I saying? I ain't here. You was like, you're going to take this dick. No, come. Oh, God. I'm just saying, I ain't never heard you talk like that. I ain't never heard you talk like that. Now, what we do got to work on is ain't nothing wrong with your hips, you know, but we got to work on your cardio because you was breathing heavy.
Starting point is 00:13:20 You shouldn't be breathing that head. You shouldn't be breathing that heavy. So we got to work on your cardio. So when you lift weights, we got to get you on the cart. Hit the tread mirror first. Ocho, real talk to Ocho, you boy, hey, Ocho, I was already knee deep for about 25. Right, right, right. I mean, that, how, you.
Starting point is 00:13:39 You were kind of short too in there too, I mean, you was, that about, what, a minute, minute, minute, minute, five, seven. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Mm-mm. Hey, this ain't no YouTube short, but it's a full feature. Okay, I'm, I, come on, Joe, come on now. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I'm just, I'm just making show because now's out there to the world now. Now's out to the world. And most, most of the time when something like that happens, and you don't know what's going on, you know. so now you're going to have people coming at you sideways they want to see if the feature is really what is advertised to be so you're in a kind of good position it's somewhat of a bad thing I think it's nothing to be embarrassed about
Starting point is 00:14:21 and nothing to be embarrassed about but what it what it does do I'm embarrassed by the old show damn that's my most intimate moment yeah and and now now you got to understand the attraction and the curiosity from the female species that's going to occur now and wanting to experience Oh, they want to go a couple of rounds with the champ? Yeah, they,
Starting point is 00:14:46 you know if you have an allergy, like if you're allergic to peanuts, you're allergic to shellfish, these things, ants or something like that, Ocho, you keep an epipine on you. Right. I keep these on me. So if I, hey, I'm just telling you, if y'all ever see me sideways like this here, I don't snuck you.
Starting point is 00:15:09 But you know, you know, you know, also I'm happy about. What you're happy? What you mean you weren't you happy? Hold on. What you mean what you're happy about? Let me tell you why. Let me tell you some why I'm happy, because I know you really well. I know your character. I know this is not something that you would do. I'm happy to see that you in good spirits.
Starting point is 00:15:27 And I'm being dead ass because an event like this happens for someone that is as private as you that's always been private. And you always talk about protecting yourself, protecting the brand. Yes. And for something like this to happen, I didn't know how you would react. I didn't know how you would deal with it mentally because it's just totally out of character for you. So the fact that you can come on, you can apologize, express yourself and be able to explain to the people that it was a mistake, obviously because you don't know how to work technology.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And you're still in good spirits. That's a good thing. And you can laugh at the situation in the mistake that you made. I don't cry enough, Ocho. I ain't got no more tears. You cry? Yeah, because I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:16:14 I'm embarrassed for my circle. I'm embarrassed for the people there. There are people, not everybody, but there are people out there that hold me in high regard and look to me as a beacon, as a role model. And I let those people down. Yeah. But I'm human.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Yes, so. Although I try to strive for perfection, there's no such thing. I'm a testament to that that there's no such thing as perfection. I stay to myself, Ocho, and you know, I try to stay to myself. And, you know, I try not to put myself in situations where people, because I know how I am, that's why I don't be around people a lot.
Starting point is 00:16:52 That's why I'm not out and about because I know how I am. I know me. So I try not to put myself in a situation. I'm trying to be as private as I possibly can. Yes, sir. And in trying to be private, I made a huge, a huge, wasn't a mistake. It was error in judgment or whatever. You know, I tell you what, from now on, my phone will be in the car.
Starting point is 00:17:18 My phone will be in the car. Yeah. So I show hope nothing pop off. I got to call 911 because, you know, nobody has landlines anymore. Right. But my phone, I'm going to have to run out of the house and go to my car, unlock it and dial 911. And people are going to be asking, well, what took you so long?
Starting point is 00:17:36 Sir, hey, I don't know if you noticed, but there was something, something that happened. and of all days of all days that it happened on yeah man right what's the day it's wednesday yeah i wish that was the only thing that was that happened on this day yeah i got to go back i got to go back get me a flip phone because when that flip phone closed just closed right everything closed yeah man this this this this this here this i have this thing man this uh this uh this uh apple and i don't know how to work And I would, Ocho, had even if they, they really, it had been on for another 20 minutes, because I would have known how to cut it off.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Right. Hell, I didn't even know how to cut it on. Yeah. So when I finally got in touch with Jordan, Jordan said, boss, I cut it off. I said, you did? Because I was like, I don't even see IG live no more. He said, no, boss, I don't cut it off and I don't, you know, took it down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I'm like, I said, anybody, he's like, so my next question, I say, you think anybody saw it? this man he's like boss really he's like yeah they saw it yeah i'm like oh man say i i understand the embarrassment on your part from from that perspective but there's another perspective that you can look at where you don't have to feel too embarrassed you know you hear me because i'm you was here when you was well you hear me huh now now if it was an embarrassed performance then there's a reason not a whole world. No, no, no, no. I'm just telling you. I'll tell you. So the embarrassment part, you don't really have to feel bad
Starting point is 00:19:10 about yourself. You can go places. You can walk around with your head high. Women are going to look at you different. Because if they didn't know, Nadi know. Ocho. Yes, sir. Real talk. They put their aid. They call these draws for the Hall of Fame. These draws go into the Hall of Fame. You know what you have an outstanding performance?
Starting point is 00:19:27 They want the jersey, the cleats, the glove. Oh, these draws going to the Hall of Fame. I didn't lie to you, Ocho, for real talk. I'm glad I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm glad you feeling better. I'm going back upstairs once I'm done. Because it's just, Ocho, man, come on, Ocho, you know me. You know how private I am.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I mean, I think I think people get the level of privacy. I think everybody know you. Everybody that is close to you understands. Everyone that's been in your life or been around you, whether it be teammates, friends, associates, everybody knows how private you are. That's why when it first hit me, And I'm reading after I was, when I, when I got off set in Philly, I'm looking at my phone. I say, no.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Hey, no, not my aunt, not, not my aunt that was just chastised as me, you know, a few days ago. You can't get over that, oh, Cho. No, because, no, I'm just saying about, you know, about, you know, being, being a professional and all these. But again, mistakes happen. So that's why I'm giving you that grace. Like, I was giving grace at being afforded a second chance at what I love to do. You gave me that opportunity. Inside the NFL gave me that opportunity.
Starting point is 00:20:37 E.A. Madden gave me the opportunity. ESPN is giving me the opportunity. All the people that's endorsed and sponsored me have given me that second chance of life. So who am I to sit here because you made a mistake and not give you that same grace I was given? Now, we can't do it more than once. Now, if you're a repeat offender now, we got a problem.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Oh, I'm going to repeat that act, but the phone won't be in the car. I ain't going to finish it to tell nobody. I ain't been to tell nobody. Hey, you know, people say, hey, God, you do that. Hey, hey, did I say, Lord, if you get me out of this situation, I ain't having no more sex? Oh, no, I did not say that. Right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:21:13 I promise you, I did not say that. Yes, sir, yes, sir. So I hope people don't think, hey, you know, let that be a lesson to you. Hey, there ain't no lesson. That lesson will leave my phone in the car. That's the only lesson I'm thinking for me. Ain't nothing to be ashamed about it, man. You good, you good, you good, you good.
Starting point is 00:21:27 You good on my end. You good. I mean, I mean, I don't really know what else to say. I mean, what else to do? I mean, there's nothing I can do now. If I could go back in time, if I can go back and wake up this morning, knowing that that's why hindsight is a magnificent science
Starting point is 00:21:43 because you have the knowledge of knowing what already happened and it hasn't happened. Right. That's what makes it a magnificent science. But if you control your actions, I don't get to control the consequences. So whatever consequences that come along with, my actions, I'll accept them.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Nobody, whatever happens with Shannon Sharp, nobody is at fault but Shannon Sharp. I wear that. I ain't going to say, well, they could have, they gave me a grace and look what happened to this guy when he did this and look what happened to her when she did that. Now ain't how I get down. I control actions.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I don't get to control consequences. And so I can live, I can live in the mistake that I've made. I own it. I own it. This was an honest mistake. I don't think anybody that's in this chat, I don't think anybody that know me, even casually,
Starting point is 00:22:40 think I would ever do something like that. I don't desire. I don't crave that kind of attention. I'm good. You don't need it. It already comes with the name. It already comes with the brand. So, yeah, my,
Starting point is 00:22:54 you know, people that say, what did your brother say? My brother, say, bro, you, you're human. You made a mistake. He said, I'm just, and I just told her what I was going to do. He said, I'm proud of you. He said, I'm proud that you're going to stand up there. You stand and look down the barrel of the camera
Starting point is 00:23:06 and tell people what actually happened, not hide behind, not say I was hacked, not say somebody set me up. Oh, you did. Hey, hey, hey, you did hit that I was hacked. And I'm thinking to myself, come on now. No, you know what? Here's the thing, though, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Jordan, being the good soldier that he is. Oh, he puts something out there right away from you. He put that up. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And I told, and once I saw it was up, I say, man, take that down. Right, right. You got to stand it.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah, you got to follow that soul. No, because I was, I'm going to look at the people that follow me. I'm going to look at the people that listen to us, that like us, that watch the podcast, that have watched me on first take, watch me throughout my 30 plus year career in the public eye nationally. Yeah. I owe it to them. Yeah. Come here, look down, look, honest mistake.
Starting point is 00:24:00 This is what happened. Nobody's at fault. I'm at fault I was reckless I was careless so accountability is big it always have been
Starting point is 00:24:12 and when I talked to my kids and I told them what I was going to do Daddy I'm proud of you my home boys you know they got their jokes in they're like oh I know that voice but I don't know that fool so you know
Starting point is 00:24:29 Burns Burns and Bucket and you know Futs, a lot of, you know, hey, one of the guy, and Chad, you're going to get a kick out of this one, one of the guys that called me, and this was probably only the second time in probably seven, eight years that he's ever called me FaceTime.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Time. Oh, time it's you? He called me FaceTime. Yeah. I see, whew. Yeah, Brian going to give you that good word now. Yeah. But he had some, he had some great words for it for me.
Starting point is 00:25:02 And that's what that's what friends do. I know a lot of y'all, when I say things about Colorado didn't play well, y'all try to spin it like I'm attacking him. But he knows having worked with me, having talked to me in private and been around me, he knows how I am. And that's what he respects because he knows I'm going to tell it like it is. I'm going to tell you what you need to know, not what you want to hear. That's why I can't be everybody's friend.
Starting point is 00:25:30 And so, you know, Ocho, that's, I'm, look, I don't cry, I don't been, I don't, I don't really know what else I can do, Ocho. There's nothing else I can do. But you could, I mean, I'm sure the people want to know. I mean, I want to know. I've been trying to, to find a partner for you to, to have a union. So, I mean, what you can do is, is bless us, bless myself. and put the rest of the world at ease and, you know, could tell us who Michelle is.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Huh? Huh? No, no, no, no. No? Oh, so you're going to leave us in the dark? Yes. Okay, okay. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I'm not one of the peer pressure. Yeah, I think, look, look, she deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect. Right, right, right. And so. So, I mean, you do understand with this coming out.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Do you understand the amount of hearts that you were broken that might have thought they might have had a chance. What you mean? They still got a chance. What you mean? Oh, because I ain't married.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I know, but still, once you engage in activity like that, horizontally, they thought I wasn't capable of a functioning down there? Well, not that, not that, but I mean,
Starting point is 00:26:50 normally when you're engaged in someone in that type of act, normally there's really no room for anyone else. So you actually think, that I think that any woman that I meet that they're not having sex or haven't had sex, they might have not have had sex the day that they met me or talked to me. Right.
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Starting point is 00:30:29 And the bedroom is a fast-act to eating and drivers under your tongue, getting hard at 15 minutes, and lasting up to 36 hours. Oh, Lord. 36. So when the mood hits, you'll be wrong. ready. And just for the attendees, Roe has a special Valentine's gift. On your seat, there's an envelope with a $30 off your first order, which you can get by scanning the QR code on the card, screen around the venue. Roe wants to help a couple have great sex. Sometimes that meeting,
Starting point is 00:31:01 Roe sparks. I need this for the night. But other times it means asking your part of the right questions with exactly what we'll be doing in a little game. If you have a question, you would like to play, please make your way to the floor to wait in line to ask your question. Ladies and gentlemen from the upper deck, you can also come down. Do not be shy. Don't start that shit. We're in New Orleans. Y'all have, y'all had a bunch of questions earlier. Now break your hands down to the mic now. No, no. 36, 36 hours? 36 hours, Shannon? 36. 36. 36 hours. What? 30. Six. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:31:42 30, six. Steve, it eight. All right. Come on, my man. What you got? All right. First off, I'm going to say, shout-offs, y'all. One of the nightcaps, you was talking about these grippy socks.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah. So I got you a pair. I got you a pair. Let your boy get that. Let your boy get me. I got you a pair. Let your boy get these grippy. Yeah, hey, hey, tear it off.
Starting point is 00:32:22 So one thing, I got to ask you on, I got to ask you on. Go ahead, ask. Me and myself, I'm a proponent of, you know, using little bullets, you know. Not crazy, just a little, little something now, you know. Put it on the click, knock that out. I'm gone, I'm gone. Come on, coach. Don't mind me.
Starting point is 00:32:55 who like to spark it up in the bedroom. I, you know, without the live, without the live, how do you like to spark it up in a bedroom? Look what your boy got? That's the gripples. What are they talking about? They acting shy? No, he asked me, what do I like to do to sit it up in the bedroom?
Starting point is 00:33:46 Oh, you ain't see his IG? Tell him what you like to do. What I like to do. Yeah, that'll probably be a question that you probably should ask her. Look, all that's just to see, y'all, these new age women, y'all don't go too far for me. Not really? Yeah, they have really. You got involved.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I've been telling him, how old are you, sir? No, he'll start down. Bro, I ain't no dinosaur. I don't need it involved. You got involved, man. Man, you got too many rules. I'm going to keep them, too. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I'm Auntie Hammy. Okay. And I am a Coochee College Professor. Okay. And I would love. Wait, wait. You're what? A coochie college professor.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Okay, tell me more. I have a lesson right now, and it's all about, we're learning about how our coochies relate to owls, and our coochies, who? Like, hoot, hoot, who? And I would like to know of you guys would like, coochie that comes out in the daytime or coochie that comes out at night. And long as it come out, I'm good. Day, night, midday, after, early afternoon. Is there a difference in Coochie that comes out in the day
Starting point is 00:35:18 as opposed to Coochie that comes out at night? Yes, Coochie that comes out in the daytime is more calm than the Coochie that comes out at night. The Coochie that comes out at night, it gets wild. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, like that. Oh, hold on, hold on. Hey, we did that Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Can we get a woman to confirm or deny this? Because I'm not, come on, hold on, come on, come on, come on. What's that? Was that sex or next? No, no. Oh, that we hope. What you want? You call it?
Starting point is 00:36:02 I mean, that was next. I ain't understand none of that. You understand? Y'all. Hold on, we're going to get confirmation. She's about to give us confirmation. Oh, she's been drinking. She's about to tell.
Starting point is 00:36:10 And she got on black. Oh, you're on that brown. Oh, yeah, Brian. And she got on all black. you about to bring it on you. In the daytime, you know, we're moving about our day. So I'm just going to bend it over and tune it up. One, two, real fast.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Okay. But the moment I lay your ass down on that bed, everything is with. Sex? Everything is with. Oh, sex. Sex. Sex. Yeah, we're going to.
Starting point is 00:36:43 You're okay, but yeah. Are you married? You're your boyfriend here? That my husband. Okay. Okay. So he confirmed. You confirm this?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. We got sex there. Thank you very much. I got to write that down. Yes, sir. It was going on, man.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Thank you guys for showing up here. Thank you for being independent. And I want to echo what Prime was saying earlier. Like, part of what we got to do is support you guys. Like how Prime said, support you guys. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me time. Give me time, man.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Give me time. But, bro, hold on a few seconds. Not to cut you off. I think you, I think you missed the, the, uh, this is like sex or necks.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It's got, yeah, we, we, we, we like, we ask it like grown up type question.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Oh, I'm married. I'm done with that. Okay, yeah. Go ahead, bro. What's going on,
Starting point is 00:37:52 y'all? How you doing? Appreciate everything that y'all put out on the podcast. I watch y'all all the time, especially club, Shay,
Starting point is 00:37:58 Shay, love what y'all do, especially Marlon Wands. I love that episode. Thank you. Um, My question actually was for Prime, but he left.
Starting point is 00:38:06 He'll be back. He'll be back. Yeah, you go back. But I do want to confirm this. If you work out, you don't need those pills. What? What? If you work out, you don't need those pills.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Do it look like I don't work out? You do work out. Mm-hmm. But I'm just confirming if you work out, you don't need those pills. I have a question for you. How do you know just because you work out, you don't need those pills? Because you told you that? annual physical
Starting point is 00:38:33 check it to toss the wrong level that ain't got nothing to do as it does how the eagle head yes it does but I guarantee you nothing I'm gonna keep that to myself
Starting point is 00:38:46 I don't know don't know don't tell her don't worry about that I don't know but you don't know what you're missing out on bro I'm telling you she don't know what she's missing out on
Starting point is 00:38:55 I don't know next next because I've been working out I've been working out 57 years. What are you talking about? This is me? Yes, you.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Ocho, Stephen A. I wanted to ask you, this girl recently, she put me in the friend zone. We were having great dates, a lot of stuff. She put me in the friend zone after a couple of dates. I want to know, how can I get back in there? You're not. No? I don't lie to you.
Starting point is 00:39:30 But she starts, she pursued me, though. Yeah. And she told you that you weren't her type when she put you in that zone. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, you leaving out some key parts. She pursues you. She pursues you. She pursued me.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Wait, let me finish. Y'all had sex already? Yeah. What was saying? No, no, no, no. You come up show? No, no, no, no. It wasn't that, it wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Okay. It wasn't that. Okay. Sure? It wasn't that. No, no. Ocho, it wasn't that. It wasn't that. It was after. It happened to me, so I'm just...
Starting point is 00:40:12 Can I answer this? Mancidus? Yeah. Canisis? My brother. It was after a little while. My brother, quit while you're ahead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Let me finish. You said she pursued you. You said y'all went out on a couple of dates. You said you gave her some. And then you said she don't want no more. young man that's good that's a good point that's good point
Starting point is 00:40:51 move on you're not it for her I love you hey don't trip I've been there love you oh Joe I love you
Starting point is 00:41:01 I love you I'm in the friends on that I don't believe my man needed us to tell him that it was over I said I don't believe he needed us to tell him it was over
Starting point is 00:41:14 but sometimes you know what sometimes sometimes you guys sometimes when you used to live in a lie, you know, you got to come to the fellas for the truth because you don't want to accept it yourself.
Starting point is 00:41:28 That was him. I'll tell you how you can get out of the friends on. Put that on him. Well, 36 pounds. It won't be no friend no more. Hey, uncle, everybody, I love the show. Hey, get your boy's subscription, you know what I'm saying? That's going to help him out a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:51 It ain't. Get them. But, uh... It ain't. Hey, Rudy, O'Donino from Austin, Texas. Hey, I think I speak for everybody here is we miss Shannon. And I love the show with First Takes way better than Undisputed. I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 00:42:05 But we miss Shannon and be like, Skibh, Skim! Skim! What's going out with the Cowboys? Skim! Skim! But anyways, we missed that. But my question is, everybody has a question. I don't know if you noticed, but he's doing a hell of a lot better on first take.
Starting point is 00:42:19 He is. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. All right. Remember that. I like first take. Remember that. You're damn right.
Starting point is 00:42:25 So does everybody else. The main question. Everybody has the same question. Everybody's thinking the same question. Who the hell is Michelle? That's what we want to know. Michelle Obama? Michelle who?
Starting point is 00:42:39 I want to know what Michelle is. I still don't know. Who is Michelle? Oh, you know. She was. Still is. I'm just trying to figure what, what is it? I mean, like, if I'd have never said that name,
Starting point is 00:42:57 nobody would have been interested in him. But we heard you say, whose dick is this Michelle? We heard you. So now we want to know who Michelle is. And what did she say? She ain't say nothing. Next, I got to go through, Stevie Day.
Starting point is 00:43:23 You see what I got to go through? You know, I do feel bad for you. You know, when the fellas come asking you, to tell your business like that that's not how it usually works fellas it's usually the ladies is asking who is she I mean the fellas ain't the ones
Starting point is 00:43:39 that's supposed to be asking these questions most of the time when it's out in the public like that then there's public consumption so I need to understand I want better contact as my co-host don't lie to me
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Starting point is 00:44:23 Valenciano. And on my podcast, Unshaken with Gary V, I sit down with amazing personalities and we talk about the seasons that nearly broke them, the lows that carried them to their highs. Listen to Unshaken with Gary Vee on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Declaration, which is full of these beautifully rendered, sentences and paragraphs about enlightenment ideals, does also have this darker history to it.
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Starting point is 00:45:29 This is First America, the true story of how the United States came to be, and how we got to this present moment. Listen to First America on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2015, teenager Joy Morgan discovered strangely compelling YouTube sermons from the religious group Israel United in Christ, or IUIC. Her initial curiosity developed into devotion. She distanced herself from friends and family, embraced new identity, immersed herself in the IUIC, and believed she'd found the truth. IUIC is the best family that I've ever had. In fact, she had found what many called a cult.
Starting point is 00:46:12 And on Boxing Day 2018, Joy disappeared forever. In the new six-part investigative podcast, The Missing Sister, Charlie Brinkhurst Cuff and Freiturn, explore Joy's story, the family she left, and the religious group she found. You know when you get out of feed, I'm like, I don't want to be here. I want to get out. I want to go ahead and out. It's a story about truth, lies, a young woman yearning to belong, and a family still waiting for answers. All episodes available now to binge. Listen to The Missing Sister on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Hi, my love. Starting your day can be tough. You wake up, maybe hit snooze, and then scroll on your phone for a while. checking your emails, all before even giving yourself the chance to really open your eyes and breathe. And I want to help you break that cycle. My name is Ryan Weiss and for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and spiritual guide. And I'm here to share with you my new podcast, Waking Up with Ryan. Waking Up with Ryan is a daily audio video podcast to interrupt the inertia of your fear, your ego and judgment.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm, a moment of reflection and meditation, a moment that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up with Ryan on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See, hey, Joe, that's going to be our show, Joe, when football season end, I got a TVU backpack, right? I haven't been able to use it. So you know how you got all the streamers, Kassanod and Jans, calling boys?
Starting point is 00:48:02 So we don't have nothing for the old folks. Or the older crowd. I see you. I see you. I see you. I know. Hey Joe. The house of hump or day.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Hey, Joe, well, we've, listen, we're going to have old folks time. We're going to be, we're going to bowl, we're going to go fishing. We're going to play pool. First of all, I already know you don't know nothing about no fishing. We're going to court everything, huh? You don't know how to set no hook. You don't have to set no line. You don't know nothing.
Starting point is 00:48:30 But no fish, you don't. Hey, hey, oh, wait a minute. See, that's how I know. Hey, that's how I know he don't know about me. I'm from Miami. Oh. But I used to catch Goliath Gropin back in 83. You catch what kind of grouper?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Goliaths. First of all, they put your ass in jail. You catch a Goliard grouper. Hey, hold on, hold on, I threw him back. Yeah, that's what I said. You better throw his ass back. I threw him back. You don't throw it back.
Starting point is 00:48:57 They're going to throw your ass in jail. in jail. You can't keep your Goliath Ruper. Yeah. Hey, but listen, listen, state statement real quick, they used to take me, they used to take me to fishermen. They call it Captain Jack. Captain Jack used to take me deep sea fishing. We used to catch Goliath Ruper.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Matter of fact, when he couldn't bring it in, I used to, I used to get in the wall, right? You don't actually go fishing for Goliath, Gruper. They actually like just bite. So what were you actually fishing for? We caught him by accident. We caught him by accident.
Starting point is 00:49:24 He would like 630 pounds. So what you, what were you actually fishing? for snapper were you fishing for tuna branzino what were you actually fishing for tuna this boy here hey we were fishing for tuna all right i tell you what oh joe i'll oblige you we go we go deep sea fishing we go shore fishing we go whatever we go we go bass fishing we can go croppy fishing we go heap head fishing drum black drum a group hey whatever Wait a minute. Let's do the hardest one. Let's do the hardest one. Let's go spit fishing.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Let's go spit fishing. Let's go spearfishing. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm a, I'm a nomad. I can hold my breath by six minutes. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Smith, let's go spit fishing. I'm telling what. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, I'm a free dime. Look, we can go catch, we can catch perch. We can catch bluegill. We can go fish whatever. I'm not going hunting with you. First of all, I'm going to need you to get six months of your gun. training before I go hunt with you because you're not fit to shoot me in my ass. Hey, no, no.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I ain't, I ain't gonna shoot you. I, if I, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna shoot you. Hell no. But you know how to, hey, uh, stay with me now. I know how to work a pistol. You hear me? First of all, who going hunting with a pistol?
Starting point is 00:50:42 What the hell you hunt for? What you, what do? Oh, Joe. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on. I use a 12 gauge or we taking a high power rifle, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 60, 30, 60, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, Something like that.
Starting point is 00:50:58 I got my switch. I don't need all that. There's nobody going to damn switching no doubt. But see, what I'm trying to talk about, chat. You see what I'm saying. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, he's tripping. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Hey, Joe, we'll be showing how I'm a hunt. Joe, we're going to be going to the club. I'm going to the woods. I'm trying to, we're going to get rat, a white tail. We're going to get, we're going to kill hogs or something. He'll up there talk about some food giant. Oh, we go quail hunting, pheasant hunting. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:51:26 But I need him to get some training because I'm not going nowhere with no gun with Ocho and he ain't never shot a gun a day of the damn life. He didn't finish shooting me in my ass. Hey, listen, me and the homies, we used to go paintball and we just go paintball and we divide up in 10. It'd be like five over 10. Then we split up out in the woods and they come back and he'd say,
Starting point is 00:51:51 man, I can't be on this dude team. This dude that shot me in my face, I'm a wee team. Exactly. Man, that's about he's talking about he going hunting. He's bad talking about he going hunting with a pistol. Who the hell hunting with a pistol? Uh-oh, there you go. Hey, Joe, hey, the animals ain't even going to see me coming, Joe.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Oh, man. Hey, they ain't, hey, they ain't going to see me coming, Joe. Oh, Joe. Do you know how to get in the tree stand? Do I know how to get in the tree stand? But, hey, um, I had a tree house by hell, no, I built a tree house back in, Joe, can you? Can you?
Starting point is 00:52:25 Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? I don't know how to stand in a tree by myself. This man don't know how to stand and no tree stand. He don't know how to sit still. He first of all, they know he ain't going to be quiet.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Hold on, wait a minute. I went with Carson Palmer. I went with Carson Palmer. I went with Carson and Jordan Palmer. They took me deer hunting. I was in the tree stand for seven hours. I had to douse myself with people. Yeah, dope.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Oh, excuse me. But anyway, Ocho, Joe, he's going to go out there with creed on and all the animal will go smell his ass from a mile away. Hell no. I ain't going nowhere with you. He doesn't got on. No. No.
Starting point is 00:53:01 No. He don't know how to stay down. He don't know how to stay. Oh, I'm not. No. I'm a chill. Hey, Joe, everything he talked about, I didn't do, Joe. I don't did.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I just, I just, it's not something that I'm, that I'm, that I'm excited about. But I've been, I've done everything once, Joe. I've done everything with all the hunt and all that fish and all that deer hunting. You got to stay down when, Joe. You know how to stay downwind. You know how to stay downwind. Yeah, you got to go. George Butter stay downwind because if you don't stay down when they're gonna know you there
Starting point is 00:53:30 they got the hey listen them animals that they got the greatest is the smell of all species that's why i have not going with you because you're going out there with cologne on I ain't going to wear no cologne uncle i ain't even shout out in three days hey he old out of wear no camouflage he out there with a red christiano rinald jersey until my dad oh i could we what an animal there up because they smell and they see your ass with that big on red jersey on that one a f they a end he don't know not a way no calipa. Man, I ain't fooling with those Joe bad.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Man, he don't know how to dress. Man, he ain't got no gear. Ooh. Boy, listen. Hey, I got, I got some camouflage, young. Hey, listen, I ain't going to lie. Ain't going to lie. That'll be a sight to see, boy.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Yeah. That's why we're going to stream it. We're going to stream it 24-7. I don't tell you. I bet hunt. I know how to hunt. If we go a squirrel hunt, we go a rabbit hunt, we go in quail,
Starting point is 00:54:27 First of all, Ocho, you ain't never shot no gun. You never shot no animal on the move. Hold on time out, um, I didn't hit squirrels back in the day. Oh, Lord. I didn't hit raccoons and a possum down here. What do is shoot with that BB gun, that pelagon? Who me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Oh, no, I had a 64. A 64. What the hell is that? Yeah. Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about. That's how I know you ain't no shooting. First of all. You ain't know what a 64 is.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Yeah. First of all, that's what we carry. Hey, that's what we carried down here at the crib. No, first of all, Ocho. You shoot a squirrel, first of all, you're the rifle, man, because it's a small animal. You don't want to mess up the meat. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Let me tell you something. Hey, Joe, anytime you shoot a squirrel, you got to set an example. What you said an example before? You want to eat the squirrel. Let me take it. For the rest of the squirrels, then I'm not the one to play with it.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Don't come right here with that bull, John. Don't come right here. Hey, you kill an ant with a sledge, yes. You ain't got to worry about no ants. But what you're trying to do because you're going eat the squirrel, Ocho. If you shoot him with a shotgun, you're going to mess. You're going to mess. You're going to mess. There ain't going to be nothing there. Oh, you want to eat? Yeah. Yeah. What the hell is going on?
Starting point is 00:55:36 He's, fuck. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm shooting the squirrel to, I'm shooting the squirrels. Not to come over here messing with the mangoes in the tree. I don't care of the first of all. Ocho, we're going out. We ain't shooting no city squirrels. I don't care about that. First of all, you go into jail. I come from the city. We're not eating the squirrels. Yeah. We're not eating the squirrels in this. city, you eat the squirrels in the country. That's what I'm saying. That's what we're going to hunt.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You can't hunt in the city. No, but I'm saying, I mean, I can adapt, uh, that's what, that's what life is about. It's about adapting. So I can adapt to what you like to do. If I got to be in the woods, I know how to act like the bail. Have you ever shot a shotgun before, a 12 gauge, 410, 20 gauge? Have you ever shot a high power rifle 30-0-6, 30-30, 30-30, 30-80. Let me tell you, before football, Uncle, I was in the field, you hear me?
Starting point is 00:56:27 Hey, Joe, I don't know. Man, Joe, I would like that, Joe. On Sweet Jesus, I would like that. I'm telling you. You would like. I ain't played. You would like the Yans out here? Man, listen, Joe, I'm not proud of that lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:56:40 A's lived back in 87. But see, first of all, the Y, that's, I mean, shooting somebody at point. It's not like they shooting somebody from a distance. You're not fin to walk. You're not going to shoot an animal as close as somebody shooting a human being. You do realize it's like three, you're like 10 feet less. and 25 yards from each other. You shooting an animal from distance, oh, Joe?
Starting point is 00:57:02 You do know, you do know I was in the Marines, right? You do know it's in the Marines, right? Do you do, you do know I was a sniper, right? Yeah, you were a sniper, huh? Yeah! Oh, Lord of mercy. Hey, I hit a target from 420 feet, Joe. 420 feet.
Starting point is 00:57:23 At the bottle top, the bottle top of a Coke bottle. You don't aim like, no. That man ain't shooting, you're gonna over no hundred yards. That's fact. Hey, Joe, four hundred three feet. I know, he might not hit a, he might not hit a person from a hundred yards away,
Starting point is 00:57:37 let alone a damn bottle top. Joe, this is how you did a bad. Hey, Joe, I laughed for you before I lied to you, Joe. Hey, I knocked a bottle top off a Coke bottle from 420 feet and I only got one out. Do you know how hard it is to hit an object from that far away, that small? Let me ask you question.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Take your glasses off. Take your glass of. Let me see how you shoot. Take your glass on. Oh, he put the gun up. Put the gun. Okay. You got the gun. How you shooting? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hell. That man got a slings shot. This man got a slings shot, Joe. Oh, Joe. This man got a sling shot. Second of all, you shoots from that distance. You got both eyes open, Ocho. You not shoot from no one. I could. I thought this man got a slings shot, Joe. This man would be thinking he. He must be shooting Goliath. And he's David.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Hey, Joe. Hey, ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. Okay, Ocho, boy, that'll be some must-see TV, boy. I'm telling you. Hey, hey, I'm not gonna like a, Ocho, I don't think you can hit Nate thing out there. Hey!
Starting point is 00:58:46 Hey, hey, listen, that's what I like people. That's what I like people to think. I can't hit that. I can't hit this. But then they get hit, it's like, oh, he really liked that. Ocho, if you want to try to shoot somebody, because you got to understand. the distance in which you are.
Starting point is 00:59:01 But I'm talking about an animal. I'm talking about a deer. I'm talking about a hog. I'm talking about a hole up in the tree. I'm talking about a quail. Because here's the thing, let's just say we take dogs out. So the dogs go start creeping up. Now they're going to put, they're going to freeze.
Starting point is 00:59:19 And now. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, um, I used to have, I used to have pointers. I used to have points I live in the city. Yeah. Chad, y'all believe more choking shooting. I mean, look at it.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Look at that Ocho, the way he aiming and shooting that sling shot, he's not about to hit nothing. All right. I'm telling you. Hey, I'm, Uncle, I'm a surprise you right there. Da. Ocho, Ocho, okay, okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Step right up. What happened? A study reveals that the average-sized penis in the U.S. state. Hey, hey, hey, pause. Hold on. Pause. Men from Alabama. You know your boy.
Starting point is 01:00:04 part Alabama blacksmith. I'm just saying, don't you? I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I just say it. I just say it. Lid 7.44 inches while West Virginia comes in second at seven inches. The other end of the scale, Delaware. Woo.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Say the average inches is about 5.22. This is closely followed by New Mexico with the bottom five, Arkansas. Oh, Joe. Damn. All right. Oh, Joe, Joe, I was saying I hope you from Alabama. I told you this, I did Joe.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Oh, Joe, remember I told him. Yeah. What they trying to say? I should hope you, I show hope you from, uh, you know, you just, you moved, you was born in Alabama, but you moved to Argusar at a young age. Man, where in they? Who doing these studies, right? Hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, and Joe, you know, I don't, I don't know any, I don't know any
Starting point is 01:01:03 about any studies and oh my my my my my my reputation in general it precedes itself um so i just just saying yeah that that that i don't know about that one you know uh Florida is in the top six at 6.85 yeah we i mean i'm you know but oh alabama oh alab you know you know the alabama black's neck yeah you know you know you know a Sometimes, one thing they say about study, sometimes they'd be awful a little bit. Well, hey, you know, that old Alabama blacks may come out. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:45 Oh, Joe, I'm just saying, that's it. That's it, that's it. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, um. With the baby all, the baby all come out. Hey, hold on, uh, how he came out again in high school? Hey, how you wrap around? How you wrap around again?
Starting point is 01:02:04 Right, right, that shit, that shit was so funny, boy. Oh, but it had me dying. Oh, they had me dying. Hey, Joe. Ben, this is, well, with an old Ocho came on to the cowboy and saw it, boy said, tired to wrap it up. Oh, boy, hey. That's a wild story, that, Ojo.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Hey, hey. Listen, I think, hey, listen, it's funny, I can reflect back and I can laugh about it today. You know, I wasn't mad, Joe, I was just disappointed. Because they told, you know, when people tell you something, they tell you for a reason, especially when you're that young, you know, you think, you know, I'm thinking that I'm that boy. I'm on the football team.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I'm one of the star players. There ain't nobody going to do nothing to me, boy, I'm him. I'm feeling like that. Hold on, hold on. But you said, you say her head was mashed up against the thing. Yeah, yeah, he had in the back seat. He had in the back seat, Joe. Yeah, the ponytail, it kept hitting the review mirror.
Starting point is 01:03:12 You know, dude had a little small, little car. A little, like a little dotson, like a little dots, like a little dachshin, like a little dachshund, yeah, yeah, Joe. It ain't, it ain't, at that day, I wasn't scarred, I was disappointed, but I became a different individual. You were scarred, bro. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:03:29 It's okay. It's okay, because, see, I know it turns you into a sandwich. You unwind all that? Come on, come on, come on, huh, come on now. Come on now. That's a chat. Hey, Chad, I ain't got nothing to do. Woo, who, woo, woo, woo.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Oh, Lord that, Berks. And y'all, shout out. Man, it got hot here all the floggy. Ojo, let me take this last little queen for you, Ocho. Every time, Ocho tell this story, he's all talking about it. Oh, look. It's all good. You know, J, uh, unk throwing a little exaggeration on you.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I know, it's all good. I just, you know. I just said. Ha! Hey! Oh. Hey, that's, that was a good one. Oh, Lord, have a bunch.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Oh, I wonder what we got to find? What's his name, what Joe? We're going to find him and have more. We got him come on nightcap. Hey, isn't they, it name, Pierre, Pierre, Pierre, Pierre Saint-John? Yeah, Pierre. I wonder, I wonder what Pierre at, man, Pierre Saint-Jean.
Starting point is 01:04:31 It's a good day. It's a good day. If anybody can find him, it's the internet care. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they could. They could. Old goddamn Pierre. Man.
Starting point is 01:04:45 But Joe, Joe is originally from Alabama. He just, you know, he's, he's, he's been his formative years. Now, I'm gonna claim why I'm from them. That they ain't right, though. You know, who's doing all this? Come on now. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Wyoming. We got the, what you call, they got the, what you call them, the stats. Hey, you know. Y'all know where I'm originally from. Where you really, really from. You know, I feel a little time in Alabama. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:31 I was born in Illinois. Oh, you're born in Illinois. What a time. Hey, brother from Delaware. I can help you out, get on those sparks. I mean, whatever you got, you'll reach your full potential. Isn't that what it's about? Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:06:38 to find if the prescription Roe Sparks are right for you. There it is right there on your thing. You see it right there. Delaware we can help. That's all I'm saying. We can help you. Don't show them thing work,
Starting point is 01:06:49 don't you? Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Hey, Joe, I, listen, Joe, I pop one on the show. I pop one on the show. I pop one on the show the other, I think, for two weeks ago, you know, before we started.
Starting point is 01:07:01 Now, you know, we go about two hours. I want to make sure that thing married it. I want to make sure. Your boys, hey. Ooh. Hey, make sure to get to the blood. You hear me? I'm might have one for the show.
Starting point is 01:07:13 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I'm telling you, boy, look here, I get on that spot, in there, like, swimwear. Hey, Joe, I let that thing marinate the whole show, Joe. You hear me? Sis was up there. She, you know, she's waiting. She ain't had no idea.
Starting point is 01:07:28 She was sleep. Joe, I tell you no lie. I lie for you before I lie to you, Joe. Right. What? It's a good thing she had insurance. She hit me. You could up?
Starting point is 01:07:40 Yeah, I bet. Oh, Joe, man. A, uh, boy, she hit, she touched every corner. Oh, wow. And every corner, every corner in high. Man, you ain't supposed to do mama like that. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Sometimes, sometimes you gotta. Yeah, give a good understanding, because I'm kind of, I'm kind of on the old side now. Okay. I'm kind of on the old side. So I can't get up, I can, I can't get them kind of performances all the time. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:09 Once every six months, I had your thinking with a low end. Joe. Once every six. Joe, they work. I took one back in back in,
Starting point is 01:08:23 this is a different type of enhancement, enhancer. But it was like, it had to be 2000 and three, 2004.
Starting point is 01:08:35 I'm still about, I'm still good, Joe. I was still good, Joe. I'm still good. You know, you know, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to show her what, you know, I already know.
Starting point is 01:08:44 I'm sure. You want to show up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I put it on her. I put it on a good job. I tell you. What I say I put it on her?
Starting point is 01:08:53 Yeah. I put it on her. Now, see, I, what I'm going to see? You guys say, I'm going to come back. But you know, I went back the second time, Joe. I ain't had that in my system. It wasn't the same kind of theatrical performance. that I had before, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:09:10 I understand. You don't know what I understand. And the first one, it was probably like a Denzel or Tom Hanks or Daniel Day Lewis performance. It's one of those performances. This last one probably was like a Tom Green or David Spade type of performance. You want to those, you know what I say?
Starting point is 01:09:25 Hey. So I called him, I called, you know, I said, hey, you know, I said, you know, what's up, you know? I say, you know, can I come back? You know, when can I see you again? She said, uh, when you're free, I said, well, you know, know, I work around your schedule. She said, what about Friday?
Starting point is 01:09:44 I said, okay, I'll see you Friday. Joe, I swear right head of God. She said, bring that dick you had the first time. What a God, Joe. I swear to God. Hey, hey, see, let me tell you something. See, that what you get when you lay your best pipe down in the rent house.
Starting point is 01:10:13 You know, you're playing on buying it. You're just playing on renting for a little while. Hey, but you gotta make that first depression because you never know if that's gonna be the first or the last, it might be it. You want to show out that first one round. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:10:29 All right. Hey, boy. Boy. So, but in Roe Paul, Joe, I got you. I got you, Joe. You just make sure you open the trophy. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:48 I promise you, in two weeks, you'll see another trophy sitting on the manor. See that. See that. See that. Okay. Sitting on the matter. Another one. Hey, everybody.
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