Nightcap - Nightcap Hour 1: Wemby DOMINATES Thunder in Game 6 + Wemby Says Spurs Are BUILT for BIG Moments + Ty Lawson is WILD
Episode Date: May 29, 2026Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Iso Joe Johnson react to Wemby dominating Game 6 vs Thunder, Wemby says Spurs are built for the big moments and Ty Lawson’s wild tweet ab...out being a Thunder fan Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 00:00 - Introduction04:50 - Spurs beat Thunder31:16 - Wemby was asked if the Spurs are built for big moments45:18 - Ty Lawson’s WILD Tweet (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Coach Johnson said 15 shots is not enough.
I think he got up 17, 18 in the first half, Joe, and that was the difference in the ball game.
He came out aggressive.
Yes.
They played extremely, extremely well tonight.
I still think they took some shots too early in the shot clock, Joe.
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The Spurs beat the Thunder, 118.
91. Players with 18 blocks in a Western Conference
finals since 2000. Shaq, Tim Duncan,
Victor Wimbayama.
Shack, Tim Duncan, Victor Wimbi Yama.
Plus minus in game six. Shade was a minus 28.
Isaiah Hartinstein was a minus 25.
I thought the difference in the night, Joe,
it was the way the Spurs started and they didn't let off the gas.
Every time, every time OKC tried to make a move,
they had a counter to the move.
Oh, yeah.
This is now, we're not going to let this happen today.
We're going back, excuse me,
we're going back to OKC for game seven.
Yes, sir.
You better play your best because we're going to be absolutely at our best.
I thought the difference was Wimby.
And Joe, we talked about this.
I say, Joe, as much as I love his defense,
offensively is where Wimby is the difference.
Yep.
When he scores, they're unbeatable.
Unbeatable.
They're unbeatable.
When he gets off to the start,
That great start, you go look at him.
Now, game one was an anomaly where he only had 14
and then he goes craved in the second half.
But if you go back and look at the game,
that he gets 17, 18 in the first half.
I think he had 19 in the first half tonight.
It's hard.
It's hard to deal with him.
Go ahead, Ocho.
And Unk and Joe, I'm glad both of y'all are agreeing
and seeing exactly what I could see
before the goddamn, excuse me,
before the series started.
I told you that Wimby will be the deciding factor
on whether this series is won by the series.
spurs and not, but y'all didn't listen.
Y'all went with the MVP, two-time at that, so I understand why you pick the team that
is previously coming off for championship.
But when me being a deciding factor, I don't know who got in his ear, I don't know who talked
to him.
They said 14 shots, that's not enough.
We need you to go out here and be aggressive.
He was aggressive from the beginning of the game.
Everyone else came along, came along as well.
He put the ball on the floor.
Hey, Joe, he getting to the rack.
He's shooting floaters.
He got a nice little touch on it.
He getting the ball on the elbow.
Okay, you're going back off me a little bit?
Don't worry about it.
I'm going to hit this media on you.
And he was falling from the three.
Everything is working for him tonight.
Obviously, he was doing it on the deepest end as well,
which is one of the reasons in which they won tonight's game.
Also, before you go, Joe, if you look at,
look at where he was getting the ball night.
He was getting that ball a lot closer to the rim tonight,
then constantly sitting up at the three point line
and getting it out there and trying to make a move.
And he was a lot more decisive.
You see, A, one spin, he to the rim.
He tried to lay it up with his left hand.
Go ahead, Joe.
He, uh, Winby and Yama, obviously, he's a catalyst, fellas.
To everything the Spurs do.
I mean, if he plays great, like you said, you're right.
They hard as hell to be, bro.
And if he's scoring a ball, you know, in that first quarter,
he made three threes in that first quarter.
I said, it's going to open up his game.
Because, you know, when he's made,
Making those shots, you have to be honest.
Now he can, you know, pump fake, get in the lane, shoot his floater,
spray out for three, things and that such.
But it got him going.
As we heard Ms. Johnson say last game, 15 shots won enough.
I thought he was so assertive, bro.
I thought he was so determined to put his stamp on the game in the first quarter.
And once he gets going, it opens up the floor for all these other guys.
Everybody.
Look at Castle.
Castle, five for ten.
He only had one turnover tonight.
17 points, five results, nine assists.
Then you look at Dylan Harper.
You look at Dylan Harper, you know, super efficient.
If all three, if those three guys play well, I know Fox didn't play well, but if those
three guys play well, Castle Harper and Wembe Yammer, bro, they're going to be tough to beat.
But they're at home.
We expect for them to play well.
Like I said, I didn't think it was nowhere in here.
OKC was going to San Antonio and winning game six, bro.
You know, they just were the more desperate team understanding what was their
Man, you weren't going to be able to come in there and get no win.
No.
And they, and, um, I love, I love the way the aggressiveness they played tonight.
They rebound in the basketball tonight.
They challenged every shot.
They got every loose ball, the 50, 50 ball that 85% that went to OKC.
Tonight it went to San Antonio.
And that's the type of effort.
You're going to have to take on the road.
And you see the, you see the difference, Joe?
You see the difference when they don't, every time Shane look at somebody,
bro, they blow the,
You see this?
Yeah, yeah.
You see the difference.
Yeah.
When he's shooting three, four free throws.
Now, he's still, hell, he's going to fight.
Now, he's going to shoot a shot and fall.
Yeah.
If I didn't go to hell, I thought the snipers had got it.
I'm like, damn, bro, can you stay up?
Why you keep falling every time you shoot the ball?
He's like one of them fainting goats.
I'm like, well, damn.
And look at this.
They are, how many free throws?
12 free throws tonight.
They were 11 to 12, 92%.
The other team, with if you can keep them out the line,
and they don't call.
every time because Shay,
Shay's gonna sell everything.
Yeah.
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It doesn't matter.
But notice the night,
notice the night, Uncle Joe,
as physical as the game was,
the ref held the whistle a little bit.
The red flag boys play balls tonight.
They should.
The game of basketball is physical.
The game of basketball and the play
is even that much more physical.
Now, we've seen the ref, you know, be a little, be a little whistie, whistle happy.
Tonight, he letting the boys play until the files were egregious and you have no choice but to call it.
Hey, hey, and you got to get San Antonio a lot of credit, bro.
They never let none of them OKC guys get into a rhythm.
No.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey, them boys guard and they physical.
Like I said, man, you, you, they came home, did what they were supposed.
supposed to do. Y'all ain't coming up in here and get no damn win.
No, you're not celebrating on our court.
No, sir. No, sir. It won't happen today.
It was, man, that was, that was a thing, that was a thing of beauty to watch.
It was really a thing of beauty to watch. I thought the guys played extremely well.
Yeah, you're right, Joe, Fox did not have the greatest offensive game, but if you look at
everybody else. And what we say the difference was, Wimby has to cancel out those two
B.
Yep.
10 points for Hardinstein, 10 points for Chet.
Yeah.
Uh, 16 rebounds.
Wimby, 28 points, 10 rebounds.
Yeah.
Now everybody else we can play.
Yeah.
I've taken out, you two guys, I've taken more.
I've taken them.
Okay.
Now, council, that, uh, uh,
Vassell, Marper, your guys are responsible for Chet and the next two guys.
Yeah.
Hey.
If, if I'm, if I'm, uh, head coach.
for O KC, just like Mitch said that Wimbi and Yama, 15, 15 shot of Tim's one to know.
Yes, sir?
Man, check home regard.
He had eight shot of Tim's fellas, four for eight.
I mean, damn.
He ain't even looking at the basket.
When Whimmy on him, he ain't, he ain't.
He ain't.
You got to go at that man, bro.
You got to go, look.
So you're trying to get embarrassed, Joe.
You think you sleep.
That man throw the ball up in the stand.
And then you're going to come over here to my eight.
Oh, Cho.
You saw what Wimby did in the chat.
And listen, bro,
hey, somebody got to come along, bro,
and assert themselves, man.
But, hey, I felt it would be a lopsided win.
I mean, San Antonio, they just understand.
I know they're a young team,
but being at home, they've been probably the second best team all year.
And, bro, this game seven is going to be a dog fight.
Oh, my.
It is.
Yeah, listen, it's going to be a dog fight.
And obviously, I'm sure you, I mean,
with you both of you, obviously picking the Thunder to win this series.
Can the Spurs mustered up one more time?
Can we get an aggressive, aggressive whimping yama on both sides of the court?
Offensively, defensively, can he continue to move, being able to play off the ball,
being able to get the ball where he wants to on the elbow down in the block?
Wachette being as ineffective as he is offensively and not asserting himself in the game,
we're going to be right.
If we can hold Shay to another game like he did tonight,
where he really wasn't much of a factor on the offense end.
He's really never a factor, Ocho.
It's the free throw.
You go back and look at what is Che what is Shea shooting in this?
Ocho, he's probably shooting 40% or got his shot 53%.
So they're holding him somewhere between 13 and 15% of what he average in the regular season.
They're doing an unbelievable job.
But it's just hard to keep somebody under 20 points when they go to the,
free throw line 17 times.
Yeah, yeah.
Because he makes 14, 15, that's 15.
That's 15 points.
He is hard to keep him from making at least six shots.
Yeah.
Because he's going to get the ball up somewhere between 18 and 24 times in the game.
Yeah.
So if he just makes six of those plus another 14, 15 points in the free throw line, that's 27 right there.
Yeah.
He makes eight of those.
That's 30.
He's shooting less than 40% from the floor.
He's shooting 39%.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, hey, but you got unlimited.
understand, okay, C, they're going to play a lot better at home.
You know, the thing for San Antonio, bro, if they make shots, hell, they're hard to beat.
But, you know, when you go into them low, especially on the road,
and you got Champanyam and Vassell who don't, you know, shoot the ball as great.
Yeah.
And you need Win Bienniamer to be heroic.
It's just, it's a lot, bro, on the road.
You know, that's the thing.
If they're making shots, they're a damn good team.
But if they ain't making shots, Arcan Ocho, on the road, it's going to be hard to win.
bro.
The question is, the problem that they have is that the spurs are going to have to suppress
those runs.
They cannot let them score 60 points in the half.
They can't let them get to the 60, 65, Joe.
That's too much.
That's too much.
Look at the game.
I mean, there's been a couple of games.
They've held them under 100.
They got 94, we got 91 tonight.
What did they get the other night?
They got what, 82, 83?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's because they had them in the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
40s, the 50s.
Yeah.
If we keep, the other night, they had them at 30,
one, before Wimby hit that, a half court shot.
He had 38 points at the half.
Tonight, what they have?
50, what they were like, what, what, uh,
okay, C having to have.
Maybe 50.
Yeah.
53 to 60, something like that.
You got, but see, they run into a problem.
You start letting them get 60, 65, touching that 70.
Yeah.
Nah, that's too many.
Now they don't got into a rhythm.
And again, it's still a make a mislead, Joe.
It is.
Those guys had some of the same shots that they were knocking down the other night, they missed.
Yeah.
They missed.
That's why.
And that's what you're going to have to have to have.
You're going to have to have play outstanding defense,
but you're going to have some of those guys miss some of those shots that they made in games, uh, five.
Same thing with the spurs.
Some of the shots that they missed the other night, they knocked down tonight.
Yeah.
Wimby, 10 rebounds.
Look, I'll give OKC credit.
They're doing a great job keeping them off the glass, Joe.
Yes, sir.
If you think about it, now, they're fighting him,
putting the body on his ass.
They get a lot of hole in, hey, you see the referee.
No, we gotta stay here.
Man, let the man go, damn.
Hey, you know, you know it plays a big factor too,
now, Joe.
What's that?
You know, you see how the rest wave
as a whole of whistle,
letting them boys play ball tonight.
That's gonna be key.
When they go back to OKC,
I think the rest are gonna be,
play a big factor.
They always do.
The rest are going to play a big factor,
especially with Shade and not getting some of the calls he wanted tonight,
you know, some of the failing in the shot,
some of the shot selections that he did have tonight,
and he was probably looking for a foul and it wasn't called.
Those are going to be called once they're playing back at home.
So the rest are going to be a factor in this game,
and I'm hoping, I'm hoping the spurs can do what they can defensively
and try to contain him as much as they can.
If you can't contain him, obviously,
he's going to make his shots.
He's going to get to the free throw line.
and obviously playing at home, can you contain everybody else?
Well, you'll know early on, Joe, how they're going to call the game.
Yeah.
And then you're going to have to adjust accordingly.
You can't let, hey, they're calling it early.
You can't get mad in the second, in the second half that they're calling it the same way in the second half that they did in the first half.
You're going to have to adjust.
And look, I'm going to make them call, look, if I'm coach Johnson, I'm telling them, look, guys, I want you to be aggressive.
Play your game.
We're going to see, let's see how they call the game.
Let's make them call a couple of them before we back off a little.
Yeah.
But until they call it, you got to keep, hey, you got to be physical.
Look, hey, everybody for the spurs was a plus tonight.
Nobody had a minus.
Everybody.
Everybody for OKC here was a negative.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Hell, they would have shot.
If Fox doesn't go one for nine, hell, they might shoot, Joe, they might shoot over 50%
because you got four of eight.
Wemby was a tick under 50%.
50% 10 or 21.
You got 4 or 7, 5 of 10, 2 of 4, 2 or 3, 1 of 2, 4 of 2, 6 of 9.
So like I said, and Cornette gave us a couple of rebounds tonight.
Yes, they did.
They didn't.
They didn't.
But you know what I love Joe?
Them joke is crashing the board.
So you see OKC, they try to get Tim, bam, uh-uh, you ain't, no, no, you get nothing cheap.
Nothing cheap tonight, baby.
baby. Hey, them boys athletic, man, for San Antonio.
My thing, Uncle Ocho, can they duplicate a performance like this on the road, bro, in a game
seven? I'm not sure. You know, I think Wembe can be great, but due to him getting off to such a hot shooting start,
you know, I think he kind of opened up the game for him and his teammates. I just don't know
if they could duplicate a performance like this on the road, bro.
But I can tell you, Joe.
Well, Wemby going to be fresh, though. He only played 28 minutes. You got champagne,
25, Wimby 28, Fox 26,
Vassel, 26.
Castle played the most men.
I didn't know Castle was from the crib.
You didn't know that?
Yeah, he's from Newton County.
Yeah, that's why I was telling you.
Yeah, he brought to the crib.
That's why I like it.
That's why I like Castle.
Hey, hey.
Because that's, I was thinking about that last series
when they were playing Minnesota, him and Edman was going at it.
You know, that's a little Georgia thing right there.
But okay, they definitely got the talent, man.
They actually got the talent.
Uncle Ocho to win an NBA championship,
I just don't know if they're going to be able to go on OKC
with a game seven and beat them boys.
I don't see that.
Because OKC has been in game sevens before.
That's okay.
They won the NBA finals in a game seven.
The Western Conference finals in a game seven.
They've been there, they're done that,
they're battle tested,
and sometimes it takes you a year,
because remember, they were favored to beat the Mavs.
Yeah.
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The Spurrie's going to win game seven, Joe.
You say you don't know if they can do play,
but they just did tonight.
I'm telling you ahead of time,
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with the ball knowledge
that you guys have over the years.
Joe, you played the game at the highest level.
And the fact that I've proven all of you wrong,
all series long,
not just a series,
all the previous series before this.
And the fact that I'll,
man, here you go.
Don't try to get on the bad wagon now, Joe.
Let me finish.
Let me, I'm talking.
Let me finish.
Y'all get on here.
You praise the Spurs
about the way they play tonight,
and then you come right back behind that
after praising the Spurs,
saying, I don't think they can do any game sitting in OKC.
Well, hey, Ocho, I'm just keeping it 100, brother.
You know, this is just my observation.
This is what I see.
Yes, sir.
I didn't think OKC could win in San Antonio on this game six.
You know, understanding, you know,
Spurs is going to play a lot better at home.
Yes, sir.
Those guys, you look at Champany.
You look at Vassia.
Yeah, that's 22 points a month.
those two, six threes.
Like, they were making shots.
When they make shots, they're going to be tough as hell to be.
I just don't think they can go on OKC in the game seven
and everybody put up a performance like this.
I don't see that.
Even if they don't, Joe, look at the big difference.
Vassell Castle, nine assists, one turnover.
Yeah.
Deerrin Fox, seven assists, zero turnovers.
Yeah.
Champini, two assists.
one turnover. Dylan Harper four assists one turnovers. Even if they don't score, I just don't
want you to turn the ball over and give them easy buckets in transition and get them into a rhythm.
Yes. The likelihood, Joe, you're right. The likelihood of those guys going to see,
that's nine for 17. That's 13 for 25. Champany, Vassell, Castle, shot over 50 percent,
those three guys.
Those guys made,
made six,
they made six of 13,
six and 15,
three.
And then Dylan Harper was tremendous tonight.
Dylan Harper was two or three.
Man,
nine from the floor.
If they don't turn the ball over,
if you go back and look at the Spurs,
when they get in trouble,
they turn the ball over in bunches.
And it's not just,
it's not one here and then four or five positions later.
It's a turnover.
It's a turnover.
It's a turnover.
It's a turnover.
because they had three in succession in the first half, Joe, like, just like this.
Yeah, boom, yeah.
I'll say, come on, guys.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, and you got to get OKC credit, man.
Like we've been saying, these are two great defensive teams, probably two best
defensive teams in the NBA, if we just keeping it real.
And I think OKC, obviously, we know they thrive off turnovers, but they're going to play
a lot better in this game seven at home, fellas.
Yeah.
They're going to play a lot better.
But I think the biggest difference between OKC,
what we saw at OKC in game seven is the ability to make those shots.
Man.
That's the thing, Joe.
I mean, come on now.
Hey, hey.
But Shay, Joe, Shay's shooting right now.
He's shooting 38%.
He's shooting 38%.
Without the free so, huh?
Yes.
They got him bottled up, man.
They making him, like I told you all, man, they making him take and make these tough
as tools.
And it's just challenging.
And then you see him try to shoot.
these long threes, that's just not his game, bro.
No.
You know, his game is getting, getting to his spots, pulling up middies, getting to the
rack.
And with San Antonio here with Wimbi Yama down there, you ain't getting to no damn rack.
No.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you ain't going to be able to shoot your normal shots.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you got to shoot, you got to put a little more touch on it.
You got to shoot a little farther out.
Like, I think they're doing a great job in playing and guarding them.
I'm giving a lot of credit to Castle.
and the crew who's taking the challenge,
who's taking the challenge and being like,
look, I don't need a whole lot of damn help.
I'm going to keep him in front.
I'm going to challenge them.
I'm going to take tough shots.
And they've done that all series long, bro.
They are a hell of a defensive team.
Look, anytime they see Wimby down there,
everybody from OKC when they see Wimby in the paint,
they have a John Q moment.
They have a change of heart.
Hey, I'm going to the real.
No, I'm good.
Come on.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, everybody going home.
Hey, when Wimby go out, they see Cornyette.
Come on, guys.
Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
Thanks.
They see Wimby, slow it down.
Yes, sir.
Because that ain't what you want.
No, no.
I mean, they do a great job of trying to shield him off.
You know, they try to block him off
when somebody's trying to drive the ball so he can't get to it.
But when he slips around.
Hey, you're going to sit right into the show.
They throw it right back out.
He too much, bro. He too much.
He is the human cheat code.
And when he has it going, fellas, when he's making
shots, knocking down them long
threes, getting to the basket, being
decisive in his moves,
okay, Ocho, I ain't going to lie
to you. They're a hell of a team, bro.
They're a hell of a team.
But I thought sometime tonight, Joe,
they had him bottled up
and they helped
a little bit too much, and he kicked for an
over three. It's okay.
look, if he's going to make those tough shots,
I understand our defense is set up,
when there's an opportunity he comes close,
let's, you know, let's double him.
But there are some situation like that
where he ain't have it going.
No.
Let's not over, because sometimes you can overreact.
Yeah, yeah.
And I thought tonight there were a couple of occasions,
not many, because I thought San Antonio was like exemplary tonight.
Yeah.
But I did think there were a couple occasions
just watching the game, Joe, that they're overreacting,
and he was able to kick for some wide open threes.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
And the difference is on the road three
and at home three,
the crowd is going to go crazy.
Man.
That crowd is going to be in a frenzy.
Yeah.
And teams feed off that.
They feed off that.
Yeah.
And the question is,
when they start to go and they go on a little run,
they go on a five-nothing run,
they go on a seven-nothing run,
can you remain calm?
You're right, right.
Can you remain calm and be unbothered?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, y'all going to be real upset,
But when game seven, huh?
When game seven?
Saturday.
Saturday?
Saturday.
Y'all going to be mad.
Let me tell you how good Saturday going to be, though.
Huh?
You hear me?
Talk to me.
Saturday.
Not only, let me tell you what we got Saturday.
We got game seven Saturday, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
We got the fight Foster and Ray Ford Saturday, too.
Now, y'all know you in the boxing.
I don't know how much you love boxing.
Yeah, yeah.
I watch boxing.
Let me tell you what else we got Saturday.
What's that?
What we got?
We got it.
Champions League final Saturday, too.
Huh?
We got so much stuff to talk about.
Listen, the icing on the cake, the icing on the cake is the boxing match.
I like bun cakes.
The who?
I like bun cakes.
Like B-U-T-T-T?
Oh, here you go.
Hey, Z, I say, man, we can't, Joe, we can't.
He has a no conversation.
Wait, hold on.
I promise you, I promise you, I'm not even playing around.
I've never heard anything called bun cake.
B-U-T-T or B-U-N-T, which one?
That must be something in this out.
That must be something this.
I've never heard of that before.
Hey, Joe, you ever heard of a bun cake?
Not his man, chat.
Not his man ain't never heard of a bun cake.
Huh?
No, I ain't never, I don't lie.
I ain't never heard of it, but I didn't think he was saying butt cake.
I didn't think you.
I mean, my point exactly.
If you've never heard of it,
Bunt cake, the first thing you think is but because you've heard butt all the time.
It depends on what you.
You and D-T, Bunt.
Oh, but.
Hey, I ain't never heard of that.
No, that.
Like that. Let me go.
Hey, when you, when you're a big freak, you, you know, you, you have a tendency to hear.
Yeah, you, yeah, you hear things.
Yeah, you, yeah, you hear everything that you hear is basically in a sexual connotation.
There you go.
You're right, Joe.
My bad, my bad.
I should have been a little bit more specific.
There you go.
Listen, y'all, we were talking about cake and you know people refer to that as cake also.
Yeah.
So he was, my bad.
That's on me, chat.
No, no.
That's not on you because that was an honest mistake on, that's an honest mistake.
Ain't nothing honest about you.
It definitely ain't no mistake.
Listen, you just heard Joe say he'd never heard that as well.
So therefore, the first thing when I hear B, I think of but.
We already know.
We already know what you're thinking about.
But I didn't say nothing but no but.
I said bunt.
Yeah, but it's harmless on my part being that I know.
It ain't nothing harmless about you.
There's no such thing as a bun cake.
Joe, you said it yourself.
You never heard that.
What you mean?
There ain't no such thing as a bun cake.
Google it.
Me and Joe never heard of it.
I guarantee you heard you probably just.
Didn't know what it was called.
Just Google Bunkcake so you can see what it looks like.
And you could say, yeah, I don't have one of those.
I didn't have a piece of one of those.
If I had something before, I remember the name of it.
I've never heard of it.
No, you wouldn't.
I promise you.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
I'm man enough to say.
Okay, what's that like a little pound cake or something?
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
You ain't just say pound cake, man.
Because it's not a,
look, normally.
And you see, he's trying to give us the scientific word.
Yeah, okay.
Cade. See what I'm saying?
Chad? This is what I got to deal with.
Just say pound cake.
Because the bun cake.
And yo, he's trying to be fancy.
Now they start, do drizzle, do drizzle frosting.
Yeah, yeah.
Most of the time pound cakes do not bunk cakes.
And for the longest time, I don't remember when I was growing up, ever seeing a bunk
cake with frosting.
But now they've, you know, they've come a long way.
They add spice it up.
They put frosting.
They drizzle frosting on the top of a bunk cake.
Yeah.
There you go.
Hey, hey.
Okay, just say, listen, they put drizzle on the top of pound cake.
If you're saying pound cake, I'd be like, yeah, you know what?
My grandma used to love pound cake.
He used to always get pound cake from Publix.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey, when they used to make them pound cakes at the house, they tell you don't be stomping and making it.
It make it fall.
And make it fall.
Hey, boy, get your ass on where to sit out and go outside.
I bet you make that fake follow you, won't you?
Boy, granny, boy, bear, Porter going to have your ass.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I know exactly what you're talking about, Joe.
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That's embarrassing.
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Tonight's power move was by Wemby, who was asked why the spurs are built for big moments.
He responded, I can't answer why.
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I ain't going to lie to y'all.
I think for me, when he's assertive and he makes it to where you have to double him,
like you say, I thought OKC got a little overzealous tonight
and bringing the double too fast sometimes, but he's going to pick you apart, bro.
He's going to make the right play.
He's rarely.
He's rarely going to do something out of character.
You know, yeah, we talk about a lot of them long threes, his ass be shooting.
But, man, if he's making them, hey, and he got it going,
it's hard to slow him down.
There ain't nothing hard to sign.
And check can do when he out there dribbling and getting into his rhythm,
it ain't nothing they can do, bro.
But see, Joe, when he sets up a little closer,
it's easier for him to get to the assist.
Because now the double team has to come because he's much closer to the basket.
Yeah.
So now he's able to find because he's so.
tall he can pass right corner left corner or when they come from wherever the double team comes
he knows who's guarding who he knows where the double team come now i can find the open guy but
when he's setting up at the three point line when he's got a guy on his back and he's 26 feet away
i ain't bringing no damn double team no no no no i think i think the closer he is to the basket
is better for him because one dribble hell he at the rim fellas he ain't got to take no more than one
All they take is one power dribble.
He's going to his move, whether it's a spin or he's going to attack his man, he at the
rim.
You know, you ain't blocking it.
Yeah.
You ain't blocking it, bro.
He, uh...
Did you see him tonight, Joe?
They gave him on the fast break.
That Joe took one dribble at one dribble from the top of the key and shot a little floater.
I'm like what day?
I mean, from the three, he took one dribble from the three point line.
It was at the damn rim.
Hey, you don't see.
I like the floater that he shot.
in the lane, you don't see guys that big, bro.
No.
Who had that type of touch.
He has a nice touch for a guy who's 7-5.
I'm talking about they can virtually do any and everything on the court.
If he is making shots, he is impossible to guard.
He is.
And plus the thing is, Joe, the problem that OKC is having is that he's resting on defense.
Yeah.
Because nobody will challenge him.
Nope.
Chet don't want, no.
Chet is not even looking at the damn basket
and Wimby is on it.
He ain't, bro.
He ain't.
He's looking to, he's looking to handoff.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm like, well, damn, John L.
Wait.
Hey, hey, he don't want this smoke.
What are he supposed to do with that damn boy?
That boy slapping that ball back in his face when he's trying to shoot.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And that is the problem.
When you got somebody like that, Joe, you got the,
You can't let him use all his resources on the offensive end.
You've got to zap some of that out of them.
It's just hard, man.
It is.
Like, I agree with you.
And that's why I talk about check a lot,
meaning like if he could make that next step,
OKC would be a dynasty.
But damn, he ain't even, he's not being assertive enough
to even get him a real fighting chance on the road, bro.
Like, so I hope he takes the initiative in game seven
to come out, guns ablazing, going at his man.
Hey, man, this is it.
This is to go back to the finals.
You got to lock in, partner.
And you can lock in all you want.
You think the Spurs ain't going to lock in?
You think we're not going to go into the Thunder's home
and wipe off your feet on the rug?
You don't think that's what's going to happen?
You don't think they feel the same way?
I think the thing is that look,
and I never diminish winning a championship,
but there have been a lot of teams that's one run in a row.
You're trying to be special.
You're trying to be thought of as historically great teams.
Joe, you got to go back to back.
Yeah.
You've got to go.
I mean, obviously, the three pieces are so rare.
It doesn't happen that often.
Yeah.
You got Shaq.
You got Shaq and Kobe Lakers.
You got Jordan did it twice.
And then you got the Celtics that won eight in a row.
Yeah.
But it doesn't happen often.
That's why you look at.
I mean, even the repeat is rare because you have to run the gauntlet.
because the last season is so different than this season,
and you get injuries.
Yeah.
I mean, and that's the thing is to be able to withstand those injuries.
Hey, and you're the standard.
You have a target on your back.
Everybody, you're going to get everybody's best game, you know, when you're the champion.
You're the measuring stick, Joe.
Yeah, that's it.
We're going to see what we stack up against the champs,
and we're going to see what happened.
So I think it's hard, man.
It's hard to go back to back.
back, obviously, I think due to the bullsitis on your back and teams chasing you,
trying to knock you off your pedestal. So we'll see if OKC got it, bro. We'll see what they got
game seven. I'm rooting for them. Hopefully they come through. Because you know what I tell them.
Because everybody that you played, you're the measuring stick. And they say, see, that's the team.
They're the defending champ. They got the two-time league MVP. And we just beat them.
Yeah. You see when we lock in like that, when we're attended to what we need to tend to,
when we take care of our business,
we can beat anybody in this league.
So you get measured by all of that.
Yep, yeah.
See, you don't get to have an off game.
You better be on your best behavior
because everybody is looking at you.
They circle that, oh man, the champs come to town.
Yeah.
That is the difference from being,
from hunting to being hunted.
Yep.
Yeah.
Right now, okay, see,
They're being hunted.
Yeah.
They're no longer hunters.
They were chased.
They were after something last year.
Yeah.
And it's hard to stay.
It's hard because you've got to be on your best behavior every single game
because you're going to get everybody's best shot.
Everybody, because they measure.
You, you're the quarterback, the quarterback going against Socho.
Man, if I can, hey, I get me a couple of PVUs.
Hey, I get me a pick.
Man, people can go look at me different.
Hey, I hold Joe to five, ten points up on his average.
average, okay, people go, hey, that's how they look at it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody blocked Jordan's shot when Jordan's second year in the lead.
He telling his grand kid, man, man, I juggle went up to take a shot.
Man, I threw that thing in the stand.
That it was just a tip, but you know, hey, the one thing we're going to do as we start to age,
we're going to add yeast to something.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to make it grow.
Oh, yeah.
Exaggerated.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to make it grow.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We, hey, hey, won't mind embellishing something
and make it sound a whole lot better
to really what it was.
Yeah, I planted a pine tree.
But when I tell the story, it's a redwood.
It's redwood, Joe.
That thing that's goddamn.
Yeah, yeah.
But my thing is, when I watch San Antonio
and watching them in the playoffs,
catching them here and there,
because I wanted to see Wemby.
When they don't turn the ball over, Joe, I don't give a damn who they play or where they play.
They are a very, very, very difficult team to beat.
When they turn the ball over, they become very, very average, Joe.
Yep.
That's just the way it is.
And on the road, on the road with this young San Antonio team,
I don't know if they're going to duplicate a performance of where they take care of the ball like this tonight.
I mean, pretty much Fox had no turn.
Turnovers Castle, y'all know hell, he probably averaging eight, nine turnovers.
He averaging about five a game.
How many of turnover's castle averaging about it?
But he had 20 and then he had another game with two.
So he's averaging at least five.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's averaging five.
He's had nine, but what did he have the night?
Yeah, one.
Yeah, one.
He can repeat this one more game.
That's all it is.
One no, can you protect the game one more time?
Can he protect the ball one more time?
one more time. I'm sure. I'm sure everything we're talking about,
coaches in their locker room telling them, fellas, fellas,
even though we're going to their home court in their stadium,
arena, excuse me, it's basketball, it's called.
Can we duplicate what we did tonight?
Ain't no pressure. And I don't like the fact that Unsaid, you know,
the Spurs are chasing the Thunder. I don't like that. I know the Thunder
may be the measuring stick, and the Spurs ain't paying that no mind.
They already knew coming in.
Man, this is our series.
I told you how I would play out
out exactly how I said it was.
Well, listen.
Oh, listen, Joe, the only reason is going to Game 7
because the NBA got bills to pay.
No, no, no.
That ain't why.
It's going Game 7 because you got two teams
battling their ass off.
Very good team.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think home court advantage
will play a major part in this.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, it definitely will.
Definitely will.
I see y'all don't know.
We'll find out.
Is it going to be, is it going to be
Scott Foster?
He can't extend it no more, Joe.
Is it going to be El Maloy?
I don't know, man.
Hey, what, Tony?
It's going to be Mott.
Tony Brothers can't do it again tonight, huh?
No, Tony, Tony called the ref the other day.
He might, I don't know.
Hey, Zach had it tonight.
I don't know if it's going to be Josh Tivin.
They should be able to choose who they want the ref, man.
Hey, hold on.
The question is, the question is, if you're the New York Knicks, who do you want to play?
I mean, if you ask them, they're probably going to say it don't matter, but realistically,
who would you want to play if you to Knicks?
I think all things being equal, I think they probably say San Antonio.
You think so?
Why?
Because they're young.
They're young, they beat them.
They feel they got the recipe.
They blew them out into what you call them.
The NBA Cup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the NBA Cup in the seven-game series is completely different.
So you think about, you know, it all come down to matchups, huh?
Yeah.
Down to matchups.
How well can they defend in having to deal with Wimby?
Do you feel they got too big body they can throw at it?
Yeah, I think they would prefer playing the Thunder.
Even though that won't be the team they're playing in the finals,
I think they would prefer.
I think it would be a better matchup for them stylistically.
You know, the Knicks playing and playing the Thunder.
But, I mean, obviously they're going to have to play the Spurs either way.
I just think the Spurs are different.
team from the last time the Knicks played them in that cup.
You know, but obviously both teams are different here.
I just think.
Yeah.
Knicks are playing extremely well.
I mean,
Joe,
last 11 games,
the way they beat the hell out of people, Joe.
I mean,
I know,
you know,
we make,
we crack jokes about,
uh,
you know,
Atlanta.
Yeah.
But they blew the 76s out.
Mm-hmm.
They blew the Cavaliers out.
they're probably in the last 11
games they probably average margin of victory
might be damn near 20 points a game.
You're absolutely right.
Or more.
Yeah, they've been dog walking forward.
Yes.
It ain't even been close.
It's been interesting.
That ain't,
that ain't going to happen in this finals fellas.
No.
I'm sorry.
When you beat somebody and make them quit,
they beat teams and make them quit.
They made them quit.
Made them just like, you know what?
Damn, we got another 30 minutes.
to make this look good.
Yeah, because they beat you, they beat you by committee, bro.
They got a lot of guys, you know, who chip in and been playing great basketball.
Obviously, Brunson has been great.
But I think their whole team has been, you know, hitting on all cylinders.
Hell, they swept their last two rounds.
Them folks ain't even had no tests, hell.
Yes.
I'm glad you should.
So what you think happened in the finals?
Matter of fact, I'm just going to be honest with you.
With all the respect to the, all due respect to the Spurs and how they look, you know, the series,
I mean, Nixon's 6.
You hear me?
Oh, man.
I'm telling you right now, New York City is going to be turned upside down.
I'm telling you ahead of time.
I hope NYPD, I hope the fire department in New York, they are ready.
What is going to happen after game six, Nixon 6.
Now, don't get out here and saying all these excuses on why it happened or what they didn't do and why the Knicks were able to win.
I'm telling you ahead of time.
me if you're a bet man if you're a bet man if you're in debt and you need to make up some money
nix and i don't i don't want you to be right ocho i ain't going to lie to you joe joe you ain't want me
joe you ain't want me to be right the entire playoffs and i've been right the entire time and the fact
that right now it doesn't oh joe right now the sports book would have the uh nicks that's underdogs
versus either team that's fine but the the sports book don't know shit
You hear me?
And Western Carver team, yeah, both teams have home court advantage.
Yeah.
Sportsbook don't know ball like me.
All I know is they keep bringing in lots and lots of money.
Yeah.
Hello.
Damn, I ain't never seen nobody build a $7 billion house with winners money.
Hey, hey, I'm with you when you're right.
Damn.
Bad Todd lost and hell a hell of a tweet today, guys.
He said four things I would rather do
than be a thunder fan.
Check this out.
Number one, I'd rather play hide and go seek
with Jeffrey Dahmer in an abandoned Chuckie Cheese.
What?
Be a T-moot parachute tester.
I'd rather stick my meat in a blender.
What?
And last but last but last least,
He said, I'd rather look a porty, potty, potty, tawny see that Coachella?
He got a chill.
He got a little.
With that bill stunned to think.
Good, good.
He'd say y'all some losers.
Hey, is this AI or did he really tweet this out?
It's real.
That man said he'd rather lick a porta toilet seat at Coachella.
Hey, boy, you know how nasty that is at Coachella?
Boy, he might die on the spot.
Damn.
Yeah, no.
First of all, the dead man, Port-a-Pott is, Lord have mercy.
Oh, man.
But can you imagine that Coachella?
No.
15,000 asses and-
Oh, man, come on.
God, dang.
Why that man say that, man?
He said that's what he'd rather do
to be a Thunder fan.
Wow.
What's with his disliking for the Thunder?
He said y'all some losers.
Don't get me to start.
hit me to start.
I don't know.
I don't know where this ain't come from.
What's how Lawson played at, Joe?
He played in Denver.
He played with the Nuggets.
He went to the UNC.
What a national championship with the Tar Hills.
Yeah.
Why does he hate the Thunder so much?
I have no idea, Ocho.
It got to be a back story to it.
Not like this.
Not like this.
Where you put this up there?
Come on, man.
You're going to lick a damn port-a-potter at Coachella.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah.
in a blender, come on, man.
Hey, Joe, why you bulljabing?
There's some people that hate people
worse than that.
Ooh, yeah.
Damn.
Damn. That's crazy.
That's just...
That's not even crazy, Joe.
That sound more personal than anything.
I don't know why, though.
I don't know why.
Yeah, it's a backstory.
I mean, if long you don't eat or drink,
nothing with Jeffrey Dahmer, you're going to be okay.
You draze up his good night, Irene.
Hey, he said it abandoned Chucky Cheese at that.
Yeah, I got what you call him?
I got, you know, I got one of the old restaurant-style blenders.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I'm trying to hold on to you.
I'm trying to hold on to it.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know how they're going to ride about Kim Moll Summers.
So I ain't going to do nothing to harm me.
You don't use it?
Oh, I use it.
Yeah.
I was talking about, you know, the baby arm, Joe.
Oh, okay, okay.
All right.
I said that it ain't going to rise by 10 more summers.
I think I got 10 more summers in it.
And he'd be out the pasture.
Oh, I used the blender.
I bought me some collagen protein powder today, Joe.
Oh, did you?
Collagen good for your aunt.
I know.
Wait, so who?
I know, Ocho don't know about no damn collagen.
I used to take a lot of when I played.
Hey, hey, Joe, here y'all.
Here y'all go talking about stuff I don't know nothing about.
First, it was the pill.
Well, you don't know about no bunk cake,
so I know you don't know about no damn collagen.
Hold on.
Now, now we talk about collagen.
Now, what does collagen do for you?
Skin hair, nails.
Yep.
What can it do for me?
Skin hair, nails.
Oh, hey, oh, you know, my skin nice, now.
You know, I mean, I'm just saying, like, my baby, when she doesn't have your skin,
she said when she touched my skin, it feels like, like, like infant, you know,
when you touch a baby, now soft a baby hears.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how my skin is.
I don't know if you don't, I ain't got no blemishes.
Yeah.
Would you say, oh, it ain't what?
You can't grow no hair, though.
Maybe that's why my skin's so soft because I can't grow no hair.
It should be, the follicle should be able to break through.
Oh, no, yeah, it's always over it for that.
Yeah.
That thing said, like a road's trying to go through car.
concrete ain't happening.
Honestly, I think I could.
And I told you.
You cannot.
The reason I had this conversation,
Ocho.
I know,
you bet me that I couldn't grow no beard.
You told me,
you're saying, it won't connect.
It's going to be all splotchy.
I know, but mine is.
Mine grows in pageant, Joe.
When I grow my beard,
I have to let it grow for three to four months.
And it's still patchy.
I don't like the holes when it's not full.
I want it full.
So if anything,
If I want to get a beard, I'd rather get a lace front, you know,
from the barbershop where they put it on.
Yeah.
And, you know, and just put the Beijing on the edges to make it look,
like make it look real sharp.
I do it.
I wouldn't trip.
You know, you know, I don't care.
I wouldn't, I want to see it.
I mean, you got to treat it just like, I mean, you got to wash it,
you got to condition it, you got oil.
That's too much, that's too much maintenance.
I ain't got the patience for that.
I ain't got the patience for it.
You got that for your face?
Oh, yeah.
You wash your face?
You do all that kind of stuff on your face?
Wait a minute.
Stay with me real quick.
Hey, Unk, let me tell you how easy my facial routine is.
All I use is black soap.
You ever heard of fair and white black soap?
Yeah.
Nope. I use fair and white black soap.
I get it out the hood from the beauty supply store,
so when I take a shower, take a shower with my dial bar soap.
Then when I'm done with that, I do my face.
I hit my face, you know, with my fair and white black soap.
That's it.
I'm done.
I haven't heard about black and white cookies.
Come again?
I don't know heard anything about black and white cookies.
You don't know about fair and white black soap?
I don't.
Yeah, you ain't.
But Joe, all you got to do is shampoo and conditioning twice a week.
When you're in the shower, you shampoo it up, scrub it through,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wash it out, put the condition in there,
while you got the condition in there, soap your body up.
Yeah.
Woo-woo, woo, woo, woo, come up out of there.
Now put the oil on before you go and you have to do.
That's about another 30 minutes, man.
You didn't hear, you know, everything, everything I just said is, it's in, one, boom,
shower, face, body,
and look, you're in there for 30 minutes.
I mean, you're doing something else other than shower.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just saying the entire routine.
And ain't, it ain't, nothing wrong with that either.
Don't, don't put nothing passing now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
See, see how y'all going left?
See how you're going to left field?
What do you mean?
I'm being straight up about my routine,
getting in the shower, getting dressed.
Yeah, we know your routine.
Huh?
We know your routine.
Okay.
Seeked it.
Heard about it.
Don't put nothing past you.
Hey.
Hey, Ojo, how y'all do today, bro?
Hey, man, we lost the club of America, Joe.
You only play one game?
Huh?
You only play one game today?
We only played one game today.
Joe, man, they send us home, Joe.
Yeah?
Yeah, they send us home.
Joe, it hurt, it hurt.
It hurt.
Hey, check this out.
Hey, Joe, look at the map.
Joe, look who America rooting for.
Wow.
Nah, no, no, no.
This ain't real.
Yeah, somebody made that.
Who made that up? A Thunder fan.
A Denver fan.
No, that ain't real, though.
Just Oklahoma.
Dang.
The thing.
Why, though?
Because it's hard to watch all that damn flopping.
People try to watch that flopping.
Hey, don't you know all the complaining about it.
People like James Hardin, but people didn't like
watching them play with that file baiting, Joe.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot who just wrote
somebody's hard to watch. It's hard to watch
Shade because of the flopping.
Yeah. I mean, outside of the flopping, do we, do we understand
how good the two-time MVP player is?
It's good. Yeah. People look at it, Joe, Ocho,
people look at him like, bro, you're so good. Why do you got to do all that?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's become part of the game, huh?
Joe, it becomes part of the game. There are very few players.
that can manipulate the game like that offensively
to be able to get those calls.
Yeah.
Hey.
Ocho, you remember when Brady was playing
and he'd be begging the officials?
And people like, Brady, you're too good.
Why you got to beg the official for a call?
Yeah, my home do that too.
My home do it some time, too.
They fall all live.
Brady would run down the field
and be all in the guy's faith
when he went throwing flag.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, I don't think there's a whole lot of people
out there that really, really love OK,
They're a great team.
Don't take anything away from them.
They got, they got Shade, the two-time reigning MVP.
And they're hard to watch.
And with, he hard to watch.
I like watching them.
They play defense.
They play the right way.
They play for one another.
There's nothing not like, there's nothing to not like about them other than.
Hey.
I had tried to see those guys shoot 15 free throws a game.
I'm just not.
No, no, no, no one guy that should have shot 15, three throws a game with Shaq.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I think when you win so damn much, fellas, y'all know, people get tired of that.
They get tired. They, they...
I can see, Joe, if they'd put, like, three of them things together, they ain't one but one year.
I know, but the fact that Shea is a two-time MVP, you know, and they see how efficient, you know, he's been over the years.
Yes.
They've been comparing him, putting him in the same sentence with Michael Jordan.
They're going to go find something wrong with it.
Yeah, got to.
Hey, hold on, hold on, Joe.
When Michael Jordan played,
and he decided to put the ball aflo and go to the rack,
did he feel like that at all?
Yeah, no, he was going over the top of your ass.
No, they snatched his ass out to sky for real.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
No, no, no, no, no.
When you got, when you got filed, when they say a hard file,
You got a hard ass
The files that they put on your ass
in the 80s and 90s,
those are flagrant ones now.
Yes, sir.
Maybe a two.
No doubt.
It ain't even questioned.
Yeah.
You get your head kicked out the game.
Oh, yeah.
Defiled somebody like they did back in the day?
Oh, yeah, you're getting a fire of there.
They're not lifting to let you do that.
Sure not.
But David Stern understood.
People didn't come to see.
And people like, oh, man, that's basketball.
No, it wasn't.
Just because you're physical,
that doesn't mean it's a great brand of basketball.
Right.
Basketball is supposed to be free moving.
You ain't, you ain't supposed to be tackling people out there,
clothes lining people, running people over.
But people,
but people have equated that because that's what they grew up watching.
And so they think that is a great brand of basketball.
Right, right, right.
Just because you're physical.
I disagree, but hey, to each his own,
you like what you like.
Yeah.
But no, Jordan did not fly like that.
Guys didn't flop like that.
Hell no.
Because if you did,
And you can drew a foul on them?
Oh, they're going to get something to flop about next time.
Oh, you're going to really get an elbow in your damn back.
Yeah.
Because you could touch them.
You can touch them back in the day.
You know what I mean?
You can hand check.
You can be physical.
Now, I think with the modern guys today, they know you ain't supposed to put your damn hands on them.
So every time you touch them, that's why you see them heads go back and you see guys flailing trying to get the whistle.
Yeah, hey, especially the guys.
I mean, you better touch a guy and he jumping, he damn near going up in the stand.
of fun of the basket, Joe.
But I watch Wimby, they touch Wimby,
Wimby like, I was like, come on, Wimby.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to sell it.
You got to sell it.
They definitely, they definitely be selling it, Joe.
And I think, I think that's what the fans.
The fans don't really like that brand of basketball
because it's hard to argue.
He's, bro, the guys are two-time MVP.
They ain't a whole lot of, I mean,
there only been, what, 10 back-to-back MVP's?
I think 10?
That's it.
I think you go Russell,
Chamberlain,
Kareen,
I know Nash.
Magic, Bird,
Nash,
Braun.
It ain't been many, Joe.
Yeah.
That's hard, bro.
Yeah.
That's a tough feat,
bro, to be a back-to-back MVP
in the NBA.
Like,
bro, that's, that's,
you got to be special.
You got to be special.
brother, Kareen did it twice.
Bird,
Magic, LeBron.
It's been 10, I think.
You look at it up?
I think it's been 10.
Why don't I want to say 10?
I think it's been 10.
Hey, hey, Joe.
What's that then?
Boy, you got your colleagues on your side, boy.
What happened?
You know, we had Chris Paul on my soccer podcast today.
We had him on a late run.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, down here, North.
down here in North Carolina.
Yeah, my guy.
You know, he said he's a fan of the show.
Uncle told me to tell you hello.
And the first thing he brought up was me and you going at it
about playing one-on-one.
So I asked Chris, you know.
Curry.
I say honestly, you know, when I play Joe, you know,
on a scale of one to ten, what's my chances of scoring, you know,
if we're going to 11, me get maybe three to five points.
Man, Chris was like, man, shoot, about zero.
Hey, hey, what thing you can respect
because he kept it 100 with you
because he damn showed it in life.
Although not only did he keep it 100,
he told me exactly what you were going to do
to be able to create space.
And the difference in, once you raise up,
and because of your height, I wouldn't be able to get to the ball.
Well, listen, I'm not going to give him no room to move.
He said, well, that's fine.
If you don't get no room to move, he's going to move you himself.
Yeah.
First thing he caught up was you lowering the shoulder
just a little bit like hello dude?
Yeah, yeah.
A little bit of space.
And that's all.
That's all. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Hey, look, look, I'm glad you wanted done some homework.
But that shit ain't going to help you.
I hear you. Listen, I've done my homework.
It's too late, Joe.
Oh, hell yeah, it's too late.
Hey, let me tell you something.
When I broke down the moves that Joe likes to do based on what side of the court he's own,
what dribbles he likes to do to execute which shot,
what his shot selection looks like, depending on where.
he is, I'm good. I'm good because he's going to do the same thing when we play. I don't
study this big three footage. Okay, boom. When he had the elbow, this would like to go.
When he's at the three, this we like to do. Huh? Hey, hey, Joe. I'm going to be in your back pocket.
You hit me? I got a lot of stuff in this bag over there, Ojo. I'm just telling you. One thing about
it, regardless of what your toolbox got, huh? I got the answer for it. You hear me? Okay. All right.
We missed the most recent ones.
Yonis went back, Shea back to back, Yonis back to back, Yonis back to back, Yonich back to back,
Jokic back to back to Brom back to Brom back back back back and some good company, man.
Magic back to back, Bird won three in a row, Moses Malone back to back, Kareem back to back, Chamberl and Russell.
Boy, that's some good company, man.
Let's go O'KC, game seven, baby.
We're time to rise up.
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