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Joe Missoula was named
2025, 2026 coach of the year.
Wow.
Zula led to Celtics to a 56 and 26th record
in what most people considered
an impossible situation,
keeping the franchise afloat,
considering Jason Tatum spent the majority of the season
recovering from an Achilles injury.
Joe Missoula, beat I J.B. Baker staff from the Pistons
and Ms. Johnson from the Spurs.
Joe, Ocho, did they get it right?
Yeah, I would say so.
Considering that, you know, you got your best player,
one of your best players down, and Jason Tatum,
a guy who obviously you play through,
he controls a lot of what you do,
and to be able to adjust that
and put a lot of that on Jalen Brown's back.
man, I thought it was great.
They was plug and play.
They had a lot of guys play above and beyond themselves
throughout this whole entire season.
Obviously, they just came shorter the goals.
Oh, Joe, did get it right?
Absolutely.
I think they did get it right,
especially based on the circumstances
with Jason Tatum going down in the previous season,
going to the season,
no one really gave the boss themselves a good chance.
They never never gave them a chance at all.
And what Jalen Brown was able to do for them,
keeping their head above water,
steering that goddamn ship and being second, you know, coming out to east, you know,
you've got to give it to the coach.
Even though I think it's more so the players as opposed to it being the coach itself,
he still gets rewarded for what the players did on the court.
I agree.
I think if you take, I don't know, you could say Castle the second best player from San Antonio
or you take whoever the second best player is during the regular season, I guess it was Jalen Duren.
I mean, clearly he wasn't the second best player
in the postseason.
And to get a 56 and 26 record.
Yeah.
Nah.
Because he's not just,
Jason Tatum was a three-time
or three or four-time first team all-N-B NBA selection.
Yeah.
He's been on two Olympic teams.
He was a Larry Bird,
Eastern Conference final player of the MVP.
So he's just not a guy.
Mm-hmm.
And you're taking 30 points.
six, seven rebounds, five, six assists.
You're taking that away.
And somehow you still manage to go 56 and 26.
Yeah.
I definitely think they got it right.
And that's not to take away from those other guys
because I think J.B.
Bickerstab getting that team to the number one C
is a huge accomplishment.
Yeah.
I think Ms. Johnson getting the Spurs, the 62 wins,
I think that's a huge accomplishment.
But for the most part, they had
all their pieces. Yeah.
And for you to lose that piece and considering what they let go because remember Joe,
this was both, hey, a, a, Prodinger's gone, Al Horford gone, all these guys are gone, holiday
gone. Yeah. And somehow you still able to do this, yeah, they definitely got it right. Yeah.
I don't know how close it was, but it probably shouldn't have been that close. Yeah. And look,
and J.B, J. J.B. Jalen Brown was great all season. But those other guys around,
them, they played, they played great throughout the season, bro. They had different guys step up
in different times. And I thought it helped keep them at the top of the east.
You did. Joe Missoula, 2025, coach of the year. Well, well deserved.
LeBron James is reportedly not willing to take a pay cut to return to the Cavs per Brian
Windhorst. Another report says Jared Allen might be sent to the Lakers if LeBron James
joined the Cavaliers.
A signing trade for LeBron would undoubtedly involve
Jared Allen's $28 million,
whom the Lakers have targeted previously in trade rumors.
Joe, what's the best case scenario?
Is LeBron going back?
Look, he doesn't want to play,
he doesn't want to take that minimum.
I don't know how much he can get from the Lakers,
especially if they resign Austin Reeves.
I don't know.
But they still have a lot.
of other issues, Rui, DeAndre Aiton has a player option.
Hope he opt out of it.
You got Marcus Smart.
He's on a player option.
Luke Conard is unrestricted.
So you have some other things that you need to get straightened out, ironed out.
But obviously, LeBron is an unrestricted free agent.
And there have been reports that he might go back to Cleveland, you know, to finish up where it all started.
what do you think is going to happen, Joe?
I don't think
Brun enjoyed being third fiddle
if y'all want me to keep it 100.
I don't think he enjoyed that.
I don't really know if he even really want to go back
to the Lakers, to be quite honest.
I don't think he would mind going home,
going back to Cleveland,
and sending Jared Allen to the Lakers,
I think that would probably make sense.
Because now you got, now Luca got a big with him.
because Luca needs a, you know, a lob threat, a lob threat, a defensive being, somebody who can help.
But to me, it just don't seem like Bron is going back to the Lakers, bro.
It's pointing to, you know, a different direction, if you ask me, for whatever reason.
Now, I know they got, I know the Lakers got some guys, they got to resign and maybe,
and maybe LeBron is just putting pressure on them.
Maybe, you know, maybe he won't these type of rumors to get out.
So the Lakers can really make some moves and make it appeas.
for him to come back.
I definitely think he's going to have to make a decision sooner than rather than later.
He's like, well, I haven't gone on my vacation, taking my family vacation,
but I don't think this is like a year is past.
The Lakers are not waiting on the 23, a guy that's going in the year 24.
They're not waiting on him to make their decisions.
And I think the hardest thing for people to understand,
the way you see yourself as you start to age,
people don't see you that same way.
Right.
Even if they don't, right?
Everything is based off statistics.
Everything is based off numbers.
It comes to those that in positions, you know, to say, you know, well, based on what he was able to do for us last year, even being the third option, when Reeve was out, when Luke was out, he's earned the right based on what he's done to be able to take his time and make his decision.
Because if we do let LeBron go, are we bringing someone in that makes us better?
Even if we do have a healthy Luke, even if we do have a healthy Austin Reeves, we still need that third figure.
And let's say LeBron doesn't like being third fiddle.
He's sure that he can adapt.
He's sure that he's versatile enough to be able to, you know what,
I'm going to be the third option.
I'm going to pick and choose when to insert myself in the games at times.
I don't have to be selfish.
I'm a little older.
I'm 41, 42, whatever it may be.
Whatever it may be next year, he's going to be 42.
I don't need to be, I don't need to be the one with the ball all the time.
No, he don't want to be the one with the ball all the time,
but he don't want to be the third option either.
No.
He's never been third option.
He was number two, half a year,
year before last when Luca first got there.
And I think he was cool with that.
I think deep down, and I don't know this to be certain,
but I think deep down,
LeBron's like Austin Reeves not better than me.
Yeah.
He doesn't believe Austin Reeves is better than he is.
I don't believe, I don't think,
it's hard for me to see a scenario
that if you tell me LeBron James is going to be number two,
that he wouldn't score 23, 24, 20s,
45 points a game, or Joe, Ocho, just like Austin Reeves did.
Yeah.
And he's going to give you more rebounds.
And he's going to give you. And even at 41.
At 41 years of age right now, LeBron James is a better defender than Luca and
Alston Reeves.
Tell me I'm not lying, Joe.
Yeah.
Nah.
You're right.
And I think Brian really enjoys having a ball in his hands, too, fellas, if I'm just keeping
it real.
He likes to be able to control the game.
He sure does.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's definitely how he controls the game with the ball in his hand, you know, kind of picking you apart, picking his spots when he want to attack and be aggressive offensively.
And I just think throughout the season, it was a tough adjustment for him until we got into the postseason when everybody was damn hurt.
Now we need him to be that guy.
So, yeah, I think he wants to, I think he wants to be the guy who he was in the playoffs who's kind of dictating the game.
Yeah, but I mean, he's not.
I guarantee y'all just said that.
I guarantee you, y'all do not think in your heart of hearts
that Austin Reeves or Luca Donchich are better defenders than LeBron at 41.
I'm not talking about when he was in his 20s or even in his 30s.
Right.
At no point in time has Austin, at no point in time in their career or in their career,
will they ever be the defender, LeBron James,
It was or is currently.
At no point in time,
you tell me a scenario where y'all believe Luca Donchich and Auster Reef,
honestly now, forget that y'all dislike for LeBron and y'all say,
all you do is hype LeBron up.
Be honest with yourselves.
Tell me a situation that y'all seen with your own two eyes.
Y'all watch Luca, Luca's been in the league eight, nine years.
Austerese been in the league four years.
Tell me the game that you, tell me the time that y'all seen them saying,
okay, you know what?
Luca is a better defendant than LeBron.
Austin Reeds is a better defendant of LeBron.
I wait.
Tell me the time and be honest.
You can't.
Put the foolishness aside.
I get it.
I get it.
I understand the dislike for LeBron James run deep.
I get it.
I've seen it.
Some politicians, the dislike runs deep.
But you've got to be honest.
Sometimes you just got to say, you know what?
You're right.
He's not the player that he once was.
But he's still a better defender than those two guys.
Yeah.
And that's, and guess what?
At 41 to say he's a better defense,
that ain't, I'm not so sure that's saying much, Coach Joe, Joe.
When you really look at it, that just goes to shit.
That says more about them than him.
Because clearly he's not the same to defender that he was, was.
Right, right.
Hey, listen.
And then you got to think about, he already said he thought that,
they didn't have enough talent to be OKC.
I mean, they didn't.
Yeah, yeah, they did.
But think about it, him coming back to the Lakers knowing that West is a gauntlet the way it is.
I mean, I mean, there, I think at this point he-
Where are you going to go, Joe?
Huh?
Where are you going to go?
Well, I'm saying if he go east, he can control it.
You know, he'll be top three, four team in the Eastern Conference, battling, trying to come out
to East versus wrestling in this jungle out here in the West here.
Hey, it's a doggie-dog world out here, what?
Joe.
where you could go. Where?
Right there with a statue of Livia.
Well, they ain't going to
do it out. They're in the finals, Ocho,
and let's just say, okay,
let's just say they fuck around and win it.
Yeah. They're not breaking up their team. Yeah, they ain't.
Be honest, Joe.
I think LeBron making $50 million
is really, really high up on the list
as opposed to teams.
Who's going to give him close to the number that he
made this year. He doesn't see that he's dropping
off. He's like, okay, yeah, I was the third option.
Y'all see I took a back seat.
Yeah. I believe if you make me a one or two
option, I can still give you 24,
25 points a game. I can still give you
six and seven assists. Look at the
situation. I average, I was the second leading
score in the OKC.
Shee averaged a point more per game than I did,
but I led an assist and rebounds.
He believes
that in a situation where he's the first or second option,
he still can put up numbers that he put up the previous 20 years.
The only thing I'm saying, and I've said this before,
as we start to age, the impact that we had on the game is not the same, Joe.
Them 25, 7 and 7 that LeBron gets, they don't impact the game like they once did.
Kevin and Rand's scoring 28 and 30, they don't impact the game like they once did.
Steph scoring 30, they don't impact the game like they once did.
Steph scoring 30, they don't impact.
impact the game.
And that's it,
it happens.
And I think that is the biggest difference as a player,
no matter of the sport,
is that when we start to age,
is that the impact that we had on the game,
man, LeBron get a triple double.
That damn it was unbeatable when LeBron got a triple double.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think,
you think as smart as LeBron is,
as savvy as a basketball player that he is,
he understands now that I'm,
now that I've aged, you know, being the third or second option,
probably better for me?
No.
No.
No.
And I thought it never crossed his mind.
Because he don't think, I don't think he feels there's somebody out there who's a better
decision maker, playmaker, like all around player.
He feels he's the best guy still who can do everything on the court.
Yep.
I mean, he's shown that, especially when everybody got hurt.
He's shown he can do that.
Yep.
But are teams willing to see him in the same eyes and lens that he does?
Yeah, but the teams aren't very good.
He's LeBron James.
He's going to sell tickets.
Just like when Michael Jordan was on the Wizards, they weren't very good, but they sold out.
He was Michael Jordan.
I want to see Michael Jordan.
a guy told a story that he took his daughter to see
he went to the funeral Babe Ruth
and they say well why do you take your daughter
to the funeral? She doesn't even know who Babe Ruth is
but I can tell her one day she saw Babe Ruth
He's still LeBron James
Yeah
Is he the same no?
But his same
LeBron's
LeBron not being the same
Even at 41
Yes
He's still better than half the league
depending on.
It is.
Yeah.
It is.
We ain't just talking about no anybody.
Yeah.
LeBron was so good that it didn't take much for you to put around him and he could win a game.
Yeah.
But the league has gotten so much better, Joe.
Oh, Joe and Joe, and Joe, you know this.
Those days are long, long gone.
Yeah.
Long, long gone.
If you look at the teams that had deep playoff runs,
They all have benches.
Yep.
And he can't play 42,
43 minutes anymore because the body doesn't have time to recover.
It's just facts.
It's just life.
So the thing is he's going to have to weigh is how much.
Okay, what's the number one thing that he's,
what's the most important thing to me?
Is it location?
Is it fit?
Is it money?
money. What is it?
Those are the questions that he got to ask himself, Joe.
I think it's a combination of all, though.
Okay. I don't think it's just one thing. I think it's a combination.
Like, he won his worth money-wise.
Yeah. I don't think he really ain't into taking no damn cuts.
I don't think he's going to be in another day. I'm just keeping it real.
But Joe, who got a year or two years for $50 for $100 million?
Well, I don't know. We got to look it up. I don't know.
Somebody got it out of hell. He don't take for one team.
I think the combination is obviously the money has to be right.
Right.
First, he's a basketball player, but he's also a businessman.
Yep.
He's a business man first.
So it has to make sense.
It got to make sense.
But then the fit, the fit, it has to be the right situation.
Are you going back into a situation that puts you right back in the same boat you just left?
Are you trying to win?
Are you trying to win?
So that comes into play as well.
Are you still chasing another championship?
Yeah.
That's the case.
You might not be able.
to get 50 million and go somewhere else where a team is already constructed where they can add
you to the piece and you'd like the missing piece to the puzzle to give them a chance to go there
and that that also might be if you're that missing piece you might have to do the same role you did
last year in being the third option so it's so many valuable coming to play you know does he want
to win another championship or have a chance at it or do you want to make 50 million and say look
I'm in control everything because I'm still one of the better players in league, even at 42.
I think he definitely won another title.
For sure, absolutely.
And I think deep down he believes he can win another title in the right situation.
There you go.
He's not going to go to no team that he don't think can win it.
No.
He ain't just not.
No.
You mean it like he ain't going to go just sign with the Chicago Bull?
No, no, no.
It's going to have to make some sense.
Yeah, I don't see, I agree with you, Joe.
I don't see a situation like that.
No.
But, look, I know he says he ain't going on vacation,
but LeBron has thought about this.
The moment they did not extend that,
and he had to pick up that option,
he started thinking about what was next.
Yep.
What was possible?
Nobody plans to fail.
They just failed to plan.
LeBron James is a planner.
He's planned out every step of his.
his life since he was 16.
So now we get into a situation like this where he,
and now all of a sudden Joe, he just stopped playing it.
He's just like, you know what?
I'm just gonna throw caution to the wind.
Whatever happens happens.
Do y'all, do, does that strike you as LeBron James?
No.
A guy that leaves it the chance.
Hell no.
And the funny thing about it too,
if you talk about LeBron being a guy that always plans.
And I think he's always two steps ahead of everybody else.
hell three, three steps to hear everybody else.
Yeah.
But he knows what he going to do, huh?
We just don't know.
Correct.
We're all in limbo, like always, you know, before he did the, um,
the decision, decision.
That was already in place.
He already knew what he was going to do ahead of time.
Yeah.
Well, he just knew he wasn't going, he just knew he wasn't going back to Cleveland
because they weren't going to get anybody.
Now, he looked, Chicago and I think, uh, uh, uh, the Knicks and the Heat
but when it came down to it
like D. Wade wasn't leaving Miami.
Carmelo, it was supposed to be Carmelo
D. Wade and LeBron.
But Carmelo took that extra year
and took the max money. Carmelho took
the money. I don't blame.
LeBron and Bosch took
less money in order to play together.
Yeah.
Originally it wasn't supposed to be Bosch.
It was supposed to be Mello,
Braun, and Wade.
What that would have looked
like with mellow brun and wade i just think bosh fit so well because he did he understood his role
and he played it to the tee you know what i mean like with mellow there because he's so you know
he's such a prolific score yep i just think things would have been a little different i do too i think
i think it's a perfect situation what happened chris bosh very unselfish yeah because look at
kevin love was a 24 and 13 guy before he got to cleveland nasty
Kevin Love was 24 and 13.
Kevin Love was at Utah, right?
Am I tripping?
Minnesota.
No, he was at Minnesota.
Minnesota, yeah, yeah, Minnesota.
Yeah.
And he could shoot the three like a shooting.
Yes.
Spread off that thing, boy.
Rebounding.
And they turned that man into a 15 and 8 guy.
Chris Bosch was 20 and 10.
Yeah.
It's not, everybody came, everybody, everybody,
everybody can't and everybody isn't willing,
aren't willing to sacrifice that much of their game, Joe,
in order to win.
Yeah.
You got to really want to win,
but to sacrifice that much.
Because, you know, I think with Bosch,
yeah, he was like 22 and 10 a night in Toronto,
and he left that to go play with them,
obviously, with a chance to win multiple championships.
That was a great move for Bosch.
Yes.
Great move.
Hey, I like what Joe just said.
We talk about sacrifice.
And as much as you and Joe believe that LeBron wants to be in charge, you know, maybe not the first option, but at least the second option.
Yes.
Having the sacrifice to win another championship, I have to go somewhere where the pecking order, where I understand the pecking order, even on LeBron.
James and have to put my ego in check.
Yes.
There is one if I want another shot at it.
Going out on top the right way, if this is going to be my last season,
sometimes being the third option might be the best fit for you.
As opposed to saying I'm LeBron James.
I want to go somewhere.
Well, I'm still that guy and I can run the show.
But the question is, could you have gone to New England in your five or six
and did what you did in year 11?
Now, hell, nah.
But, hey, you heard I was still young.
I was still in my prime.
I was still hungry.
LeBron is on the back end.
But see, here's the difference.
He should be able to adapt to the situation based on his age.
Did you believe you were still that same receiver in year 10, 11 that you were in year 5 or 6?
Oh, hell no.
I had lost it.
LeBron still believe he can still get it done, doesn't he Joe?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, he still think he better than 95, 97% of the guys.
in the lead.
Right.
He does.
Hey, Angon, Joe.
And then listen, I could be honest with you.
I could let him sometime, Uncle Joe.
There are certain things that they should do, and a dude with three, four yards behind me.
Boy, I got about year nine and ten.
And dudes in my hip pocket.
Yeah.
I mean, right.
Hey, Joe, when I, my open were three, four yards of separation.
And this is open in the NFL.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was creating enormous amounts of separation.
It looks stupid.
And I got about year nine and ten, I'm like, why is he this club?
You absolutely right.
Hey, Joe, my moves wasn't working, Joe.
Yeah, yeah.
Bread and butter moves, Joe.
Hey, Ocho, I know, brother.
I know, look, look, look.
That damn crossover just ain't crossing over like he used to.
You know what I mean?
For real.
Joe, you cross it over and dribbling it off your foot going out of a mile like Ocho.
This ain't don't hit the same no more.
What?
Hey, I'm glad you know it ain't the same, huh?
It gets tough, man.
I mean, you get it first.
Like, damn.
Man, how you, hey,
oh, Joe, I ran a ride a ride a route.
Dude was so close.
If he'd have been any close,
he'd have been in front of me.
Oh, how hell you get there?
The hell?
Joe, I hear about my best souls.
Hey.
Man, I look back.
I said, hold on.
I'm like, hold on.
Hey.
It hurt too much.
Ain't nothing you can do about you either, Joe.
No.
And matter of fact, and I didn't, I had pride too, right?
I had pride.
I didn't want to go to Marvin.
I didn't want to go to Coach Berkowski and say, listen, I'm really, I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I really can't tell you what it is, but I'm watching film.
And some of the things I was able to get away with, the first, what, year, year three to maybe, maybe eight.
Yeah.
I'm going to need you to, I need your help.
I'm sure to say that.
I need your help.
Condensment splits, whatever you got to do.
It just, man, that was a tough kill to swallow.
Tough kill to swallow, but.
Because you know what it is, Ocho?
The thing is, look, I could still have a game or two, Joe.
Because you've got to realize I set the record in year 13.
The most receiving yards for a tight end was in year 13.
So I could still have a game or two here and there.
I just couldn't run it.
I used to go get 137, 157, 168, 140, 80, 80, 90, 90,
70, man, I get you a hundred and five,
throw a couple of thirties in there,
get you a 75,
then I'm going to shoot your 110,
then I'm going to get you a couple of 20s and tens.
You know, you just,
it just got harder and harder.
And I'm like, damn,
it is what it is.
I just, hey, I'm going to give everything I can,
but, hey, the moves,
I mean, I go a game and I might get covered one time.
No, a sudden, I'm looking at a feeling like, damn.
Man, why he ain't throw the ball?
Yeah, I'm so glad he didn't through that one.
That might have been going the other way even through that ball.
It's so crazy, too, Joe, where it was such a wake-up call.
Just to think about this, to show you how crazy I was
and how confident I was in my game, Joe, at the beginning of the season, right?
I looked at the schedule on everybody we were playing.
So I took the DBs that were on each team that we were playing,
And I put each DB, their first, there's their starter and the one on the other side.
And I put them all on a laminated sheet.
Okay.
Beginning of the season.
And I put it in my locker.
And at the top of it said, who covered Ocho in 2005, matter of fact, that was the year.
And I laid every, I put everybody on notice.
None of y'all going to be able to stop me.
Joe, this said at the beginning of the season, I'm talking trash.
Why got these dudes names in my locker?
And I'm telling you not going to be able to stop me.
Joe, you know how hard it was?
They go out there and already, I don't already put, I don't put the pressure on myself already, Joe.
Right.
But they go out there and wash everybody.
Joe, everybody got that work in 2005, Joe.
Everybody.
Everybody.
And then I talked trash through the media leading up to the game during the week.
Well, I got about, it got about 2009 to 2010.
They're talking about bring T.O. in.
Hell yeah, bring it me.
That's who I wasn't the same.
Right.
I knew I wasn't the same.
That's why I stood on the same.
the table. Marvin, Mike Brown, man, listen, man, please, whatever you do, one of my favorite,
one of my favorite receivers, I have no problem taking the back seat because I can see watching
film, I ain't the same. Yeah, yeah. It's hard, man. It is, well. But even though I was,
I wasn't the same and Rod had ascended, in my eyes, I still was the second best receiver.
Yeah. Right. Even though Rod has ascended, hey, I ain't got no problem with that. But I'm like,
Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm like, Brian, I ain't the third best.
I might not be first, but I damn sure ain't third or four.
But the thing is, though, Ocho.
And Joe, you know this.
All they do is they look at you.
They ain't compared you against other receivers.
Joe, they're not compared you against other two.
They compare you, Joe, when you was 27.
Yeah.
When you was 30.
Ocho, they compared you in year three, year four.
Ooh.
They would let you.
when you're running off pro first, you know, you start,
starting the Pro Bowl, started the Pro Bowl,
started the Pro Bowl, First Team All Pro, First Team All Pro, First Team All Pro,
that's what they compare you to.
Yeah.
And still, even though the guys, I wasn't the same,
I was still better.
I still, in my estimation, you go back and look at the year I retired,
they still wasn't five tight ends better than I was.
Right.
I'm not so sure they were damn three.
Right.
The only one I can say hands down that was better than I was
was Gonzo.
Yeah.
Gonson is the only one I can say hands down was better than I was when I retired.
Go look at the numbers.
Yeah.
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What's the news, new?
Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend, Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hips since high school.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
With all the snacks and drinks.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of being?
Oh, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
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Just hit it.
Oh, what are y'all doing?
Microphones?
Are you making a rap album?
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Come on.
Could you believe?
I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
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You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
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I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
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So, Joe, what's worse?
Getting dunked on or getting crossed over on a jumper hit on you?
Getting crossed up and somebody hitting a jump on you is tough.
See, because it's like Rudy Gober.
Like, if he gets dunked on, he's a shot blocker.
So it ain't, you know what I mean?
It ain't really like that.
But if somebody cross you up and make you fall,
and make the shot.
Yeah.
I think that's worse.
Joe, what about what Castle did to Hartenstein?
That was just wrong.
But the Ant Man got some more.
Ant Man got some.
Exactly.
Remember Ant Man got that dude from Toronto.
Watanabe?
What's the dude who was here in Atlanta?
But he put a clippers now.
He was playing in Utah.
Oh, John Collins
Well, he can, hey, that one?
That man got some, he got, hey,
them bad.
Them bad, I don't know what Joe.
I ain't trying to get on no poster.
Man, look how many posters Joe and got him hanging up.
He doesn't got him a tumbo.
He doesn't got Patrick Ewing.
Man, he dunked on a, uh,
he dunked on somebody, uh, in Utah.
And the crowd and a fan talking about,
pick on somebody your own size.
he came down and dumped no Melvin Turpin.
He said, he big enough?
Yeah, you'd call him the tremor.
He's 611.
He dunked on him.
And like, he big enough?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want either.
But, boy, look here.
Joe, that dump bag, it's something about getting...
I guess it depends on who's the dunk.
Because you look at Vince Carter, he got so many bodies.
He got some...
Oh, what did he call Longzo Morning?
Oh, my God.
He called Zoh like this.
Yeah.
In Miami, yeah, he called it.
That was nasty.
I think it's more embarrassing to have somebody to cross you over
and the person fall and you hit it and you hit that many,
most of the time it's always a mid-range shot too.
Yeah.
Get you in pop pop and you fall back again or you step on their foot
and because you step on their foot, you go falling back and they pull up and hit it.
I think that's way more embarrassing.
Hey, hey, that's how I'm going to do your ass.
When I hit you with this crossover, because I know you think you got gills
You were doing just fine.
And here you go.
You're going.
I'm just keeping it 100.
I just, I've seen it.
I'm just keeping it 100.
Okay.
Yeah.
And, you know, Dominique kept somebody on this post.
Dominique was dunking on people like he was dunking in the dunk contest.
Double pumping.
Between the legs.
I think Dominique probably, not probably, but he.
definitely one of the best dunker, but power dunkers.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
Oh, yeah, he's a power dunker.
Because he was a two feet, Joe, he was a two foot dunker.
You know guys that dunk with two feet,
they generate a lot of power.
Hey, that boy.
Sean Kemp.
Remember Sean Kemp got Chris Gatlin?
And when he dunked on him, he like,
Hey, hey, man.
You're talking about them do they had problems with the rim.
You hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
They had appointments that needed to be made.
Yeah.
And as small as he is, Westbrook was a,
with a, with a power dunker.
Yeah, he was.
He was.
He was.
He was angry at.
What's you call him?
D. Rose.
D. Rose jump off two feet.
Guy to jump off two feet, they get to that launch part.
Yeah.
Right.
D.
Roads.
He's so springy to be so little.
Who?
D.
He rose.
He was springy, bouncy.
Ocho.
He made it look effortless, bro.
Yes.
Like when he exploded, he went to jump.
Look, it ain't even necessarily the dunks for me.
It's like I look at guys, especially guards, how they shoot their floaters.
Like, D. Rose probably had one of the best floaters, bro.
I'm saying because he knew how to use his strength and power and his athleticism along with his finesse.
Like he had great touch as well.
Hey, that boy, that was special.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, WAA, you know, doctor.
You know, Doc was a one foot dunker.
Yeah.
Dr. Jay.
Yeah, yeah.
When he rocked the baby on Michael Cooper.
On Coupe.
And brought that thing back.
Yeah.
Man, hey, Magic,
uh, Madge was telling a story like when he took off,
because that was on Magic Nell,
when he took up on one side and went up under and did.
Yeah.
And did he look like, man, does he ever go come down?
Uh, but yeah, man.
But yeah, man, hey.
And now these guys, these guys cross the guys,
how many guys Steph Curry done crossed though?
See, Steph, I think it would be worse because Steph,
because Steph crossing you up, shooting it,
and turning it and running down court.
He ain't even looking at it.
Before he even going to go in.
Yeah, he didn't even looking at the ball.
Like, hold on, man.
What's you doing?
And he's such a great shooter that you have to honor everything he does.
It doesn't matter what, whatever type of dribble move,
you got to honor it because, hell, you know,
if he get an inch, it's, it's cash.
Oh, he pulling it.
He pulling it.
Victor, ooh, Victor Womenyamas.
He had a one-of-one Pananis,
prison black parallel card sold for $5.1.1 million
and a private sales via Fanix collects.
Wait, oh, wait.
The card is the most expensive known of a non-autographed NBA card,
and the third sport are card sold for $5 million.
in 2026, the complete list of cards that have sold for over $5 million.
Michael Jordan has the highest to date, oh, well, he and Kobe, 12 million, 12.93 million.
Dang.
Kobe also has a 12.93 million card.
Mickey Mantle, 12.6.
LeBron James, 10 million.
Honest Wagner, 7.25.
Babe Ruth, 7.2.
Aaron Judge, 5.2.
and Victor Wimmyama 5.1.
Wait, how is this car so valuable so early?
Because he's so good, so early.
And guess what?
They say it's only going to get better.
Hey, hey, y'all used to collect cars, man.
No.
With what?
Huh?
In order to collect cars, you got to collect money.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When I was in, I think, I want to say early high school years, like 10th grade.
I used to have a binder full of cards.
I got to get my binder, man.
I got some stuff in there that worth something.
I got a couple of Kobe's and Penny Hardaway's and Jordan's in there.
I don't know.
I used to collect cards, Joe, right?
As they sit in to her, she'll go through it as collect cars.
Hey.
But she don't know how to hold on to her because soon as she gets them, she turned them over,
and they'd be worth triple in two days.
Hey, Joe, the cars you used to open,
did it have the bubble gum in the back in the pack?
No, no, this one, the bubblegum.
This one.
Yeah, I think the baseball cars they used to collect.
Baseball.
Yeah, you used to have a little bubblegum in the, in the,
in the, in the car.
Well, the Horn is Wagnar card.
It came with, it came in the thing,
a back of a cigarette.
It came in the back of cigarettes.
Real?
Yeah, the horn is wagging the card.
Most people threw it away.
They didn't realize what it was.
And that's what a lot of things on show.
You don't realize how it.
Think about all the old school cards.
Cars, excuse me, the Camaros and the Cootas and all that.
People didn't know.
How valuable they would be today?
Nope.
Hey, y'all tripping.
All they had, you know, had a Camaro, had a Nova,
had the Mal of the Chavelle, had a 3-6,
rally with the rally with the race.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, had all that.
Had a Nova.
Bad.
Yeah, I'm probably sitting on about 10 million, you know,
over here, man, all these cars I got.
Yeah, hey, we're, we're gonna put up.
What are the car there, Joe?
I got them, I got them put up.
I got them put up.
I mean, exactly, widow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
turbo, hold on, slow down, now.
Slow down.
Oh, you come, you coming to get him, Ocho?
Snatch all that right up off.
Yeah, I'm probably sitting on about 10, 12 million.
I got these COVID's and AIs and Jordan's and
yeah.
In the hard-of-way, these rookie cards, man.
Well, you got a Jordan rookie
Come on, man.
Come on.
Hey, let me get that so I can have him signing.
No, I got a sign.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Well, you have to probably go.
You have to go get them graded.
Hey, Joe, let me get that rookie card, Joe.
And see what it is, you know, see if there are eight or nine or a ten.
Yeah, no, Ocho, that'd be like, they'd like me handing you $7 million.
That's the point.
You're going to hand it to me.
I'm going to take it.
Well, let me see you take it with your tough ass.
Come over here and take it.
You come over here with your tough ass and take it. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Just tell me where they at.
Just come to the house.
When you see you, he'll tell you in your ear with it.
I don't want to have to go looking for it.
I just want them to tell me exactly where they're.
I'm going to have them out and over.
I'm going to have them sitting on the kitchen island.
That's what I'm going to have it.
Yeah.
Make sure your dog free, too.
Okay, I will.
I will.
I will.
I got you.
It ain't going to be two ass women.
You're ass women and the dog.
man these cards getting cards uh uh i was with i went to a dinner one night at micha rubin's house
and they had a bunch of collectors and uh they was talking about man this guy had just paid
eight million dollars for a jersey i think it was a jersey or pair of shoes and everybody
was talking about it had to be game worn damn you guys said that was me
to be game worn.
Who was it?
You remember the player?
It was Jordan.
It was a Jordan jersey.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Game worn and signed, huh?
I think so.
I could have met.
Yeah, man.
I got a little collection over here.
I show y'all some thing one day.
I have you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show it to us.
And it went for what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
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We have some big news.
What's the news, Nick?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty.
Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
where people could call in and say, hey Jonas.
and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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Hey, I'm Jared Adano.
You might know me as that loud guy who yells out
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Help! Somebody!
Please!
But there's so much more to me than me.
I'm an actor. I'm a comedian.
And recently, I've become
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And on my new podcast,
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I'll be changing lives,
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Sike, I'm a comedian.
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It's Isaiah Thomas.
And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds.
Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed.
And finding ways to win no matter what.
He's the smartest player to ever play the game.
His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before.
And he knows.
Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.
We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.
I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series
because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup,
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He has to guard Julius Randall.
And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense.
And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,
we dive into some playoff history too
Steve Nash will get that
thing, that man, hell get the flying,
he running up the court, licking his fingers
why he got the ball, like,
after you go through a training camp with that,
Isaiah, you figure it out real quick.
Get your ass up and down the court,
and you're going to get the ball.
So listen to Point Game on the Iheart Radio
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It's time for Q and A.
They send me one of them cards, Joe.
I got you, bro.
Before we get to our super chat, we've got four video voice mail from my Discord.
Let's take a listen.
What up?
What up?
Outson.
What up?
King Iso?
Hey, we at work with it.
Y'all be having us cry every day at work.
But do y'all have a favorite pair of retro's as in Jordans?
Let me know.
Yeah, I got a favorite pair.
So back in 2000.
2006, when I joined Jordan brand, they came out with the Jordan 5 retroes.
And back then, we used to, you know, if you was a Jordan athlete, you used to get about two, three pair of different retros.
You could almost damn their pick.
Like, it was, it was super sweet back then.
They didn't cut back a lot nowadays.
They don't really have retro like that.
But anyway, they came in with the Jordan 5 retro, so I had them in all the Hawks color.
I had some red ones. I had some, I had some funky colors, bro.
And the Jordan 5 for me was always my favorite, that's my favorite Jordan.
So for me to have it as a P.E., like still to this day, I still keep me a clean, fresh pair of five,
bro. I like the Jordan 5, preferably the black ones with the gray on the side.
Yeah. With their metallic gray tongue, that ain't nasty.
Ocho, you're not in the shoe game, are you?
Nah, man.
That's one thing I never really got into.
For me, I don't wear Jordans often.
But when I did love them, it was the basic colors of the Jordan Wans.
And I used to hoop her, and people used to make fun of me.
Talk about, why are you out here hooping and Jordan Wans?
I know they hurt your feet.
And I never could understand it because it just, I hate my foot being constricted.
I want to feel the floor.
I want to feel the court.
And I just enjoyed it.
Remember I played in a celebrity game with Gilly in Philly.
Brotherly something.
I forgot the name of it.
And, hey, Joe, I wore a pair of Chuck Taylor's.
I wore a pair of black high-top Chuck Taylor's.
And I was able to play, you know, you ain't got no tape.
I was like, no.
I like to feel the floor.
It's weird.
I don't know why I'm like that.
I don't, I don't never spring my ankle or none.
Yeah.
I mean, I got,
ooh,
I think for me,
what changed it
is the,
that really took it
to another level
was the Concord.
When he came out
with that Concord,
yeah.
And then he came out
with them breads.
Yeah.
And then he came out
with the cool grays.
It was over.
It was a rat.
Them pad leather joints,
Ocho.
With the red bottom.
Yes.
Yeah.
The black pad leather.
The concord with the black
had the white and the black.
Yeah.
That was the first ones
that he came out with.
Then he came out with the breads.
And then he came out with the cool group.
Hey, hey, hey, when he came out with them concords,
I remember like it was yesterday, but I was in junior high school.
I got some of the original.
I got somebody, when they first came out,
you know, they didn't retro, they didn't retro, they didn't retro.
I still got, I still got some of the original seamens.
Do you really?
I do.
I don't know.
You might put them on or you might take a step and then disintegrate.
This thing ain't going to fall apart.
Yeah.
I've had something to do that, Joe.
Yeah, I have to work.
Man, I got it there.
Man, I looked like Fred Flintstone.
I put my foot on the brain.
Hey, uh, hey, hold on.
You came straight through the bottom.
Hey, uh, because I, I used to have me a real nice shoe collection.
So I called myself trying to, uh, work out and practice some retro.
Something came all the way apart, man.
All the way they absolutely will.
Yeah.
I mean, mine, I mean, and they were in a, but you got to realize those shoes are,
the seamance came out what, 88?
Yeah.
So you're talking about shoe down there 40 years old.
Even though you put it up in an ice cool area, you know, all that stuff.
Shoes wasn't meant to be preserved unless you got the Dorothy or the ruby slipper.
Right, right.
But no, I'm trying to think, if I had a pair of Jordan,
I don't really wear them that much now.
I'm more of an Air Max guy.
Yeah.
I'm probably
probably next year
so I'm probably going to get rid
all the retroes
but I got the mirrors
I got the
the duct,
the PEs
I got man
I got so much
I got the lasers
I got the
the Toros
yeah
oh yeah
you got a nice
with the gum bottoms
I got the Columbia's
the OG
and the thing is
though
when you got a good
collection like that man
you got some
some dudes who pay
top dollar to take that off your hand now.
Yeah. It's worth some.
You know, I got basically, I basically mine of like 12 and a half 13.
Yeah.
Which is a good size.
Yeah, yeah, they're paying top dollar for that.
Yeah.
I'm more of an air, I'm more of an air.
I'm more of a crock guy.
You're having a lot of crocs.
Hey, you want to let them feed breathe a little bit, don't you?
Yeah.
And Air Force was.
Now my feet don't got bad, man.
I just, I'm trying to go for comfort.
You might well put them drawings away
and switch the sketches.
Hey, I might have to do that.
Or what's them one, the hookahs?
I'm about to get them hookah with them to go bottoms.
Hey, I see everybody with the hookah.
Yeah, I'm about to get them.
I'm about to get them Joe, that's next.
Man, hey, hey, hookah, might get you a little sponsorship, man.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hopefully, y'all haul out, y'all at my boy now.
Hollet on, man.
Huh?
Yeah.
All right, let's take a listen to the first.
Oh, that's the second one.
The next six one, excuse me.
What's up?
Um, Ocho, Isso, Nightcap family.
I want to tell y'all what happened to me for the first time, man.
I went to play ball with my boys.
And when I got there, some teenage boy, like 17, 18, wanted me to be on his team.
But he approached me with a ump.
Man, I'm only 28, man.
That broke my heart.
I want to slam this man on his head, man.
his head man I want to be like bra I'm scared again oh man I would be like
brawn what seven duck on the niggas heads man I'm scared man I ain't
want to be on the man team no more man don't even pick me at this point but
how was y'all accepting getting older man that that's a feel mine man I want to
be me forever like I want to know I'll be you you're gonna be oh you
I like getting older, Joe and up.
Because the old you get, the more experience and the more wisdom.
Hey, don't take no damn time off.
Don't take no five, ten years off without doing some type of fitness activity
and then talking about I'm going to get back in shape.
You got to keep going.
You can't know.
You can never stop.
Man, I ain't never heard the word up until I got on undisputed.
Man, I put that do-re, I put that stocking cap on and came out there with that black and miles and that liquor.
Yeah.
Man, I've been unc every since.
Man, don't nobody.
I don't nobody.
I mean, talking about, don't nobody call me my name.
Jordan Ash.
But I'm talking about, like, people, what I meet people?
Yeah.
They'd be asking Joe.
Hey, that's unc.
I don't know who to ask you.
I'm like, well, damn, you're probably the counter gave it away.
You just said, no.
But, no, hey, bro, I'm at the age.
I was having this conversation with my sister
about three days ago.
I said Libby, because she'll be,
Libby would be 66 her birthday.
Obviously, I'll be 58 in a month.
My brother turned 61 in April.
I was like, Libby, we had the age
where we used to say call people old.
I remember, man, sit your old ass down.
That's me now, guys, that's me.
Damn.
Hey, love.
Your time will come.
We never knew it will come so fast because we were once young.
And then sometimes you think about it now, hey, you, you, what you, 57?
Yeah, I'll be 58 in June, June 26.
Yeah, I'm 58, man.
And then sometimes I sit back at the cigar bar,
I got my cigar in my hand.
Hey, hey, hey, where's time gone?
Hey, hey.
It go by so fast.
It does go by fast.
But what's worse?
Uncle old school.
If somebody call you old school, old school.
Ain't even bad at this point, Joe.
I just accept it because it is what it is.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
And half the people calling me, Uncle,
and calling me old school, I'm old school,
but how come I look younger than you?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, hey, I'll be thinking about that, man,
man, what if I shade it?
Yeah, no, no, no, don't shave it off.
The women love salt pepper, man.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Yeah, no, don't shave it off, bro.
Don't shave it off, Joe?
No, no, we got to get, I'm wondering why Ocho running right here with this naked face.
I got my face naked.
It makes me look 23, Joe.
Yeah, okay.
You'll make me look 23, boy.
All right.
I don't think you can grow none, Joe.
I don't think so neither.
He's talking about you can grow.
I can grow.
It just be patchy.
Dang.
It don't grow full.
That's why I would think about
getting a lace front bill.
Yeah,
if I get the lace front.
Hey, I don't know.
Matter of fact,
when we go on tour,
yeah, I'm saying if we're going on tour,
I'm not sure what the plans we have.
Matter of fact,
when we do nightcap outside.
Yeah.
I'm getting that Anderson pack.
I'm getting that Anderson pack wig.
I wish you would, boy.
Yeah.
Hey, you get the I turner, huh?
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me get money on.
You guys.
And especially if we go hunting, boy?
Oh, no.
We're not going to go hunting?
Oh, man.
Oh, you.
Okay.
First of all, I got to beat Joe.
I got to beat Joe fishing because Joe's where he can fish.
I'm glad you said that.
Joe.
What was up?
First time.
I went in Bass Pro shops the other day.
Yeah.
Man, they got, what is you?
Let me try to find that you fished in the pool.
Huh?
You fished in the pool?
No, I asked, but you're not allowed to.
It was nice.
It was huge, too.
And they, hold on, they got the fist,
the kind of fish they got in there.
They had a grouper, some catfish,
some other names, I don't know.
What you was in there for?
Because it's next door to the hotel.
I'm like, I'm just going to walk in here.
They got all the ATVs, clothes,
boots, bows.
They got...
Yeah, I used to wear Cabellas.
Hey, they got so many rods, huh?
I mean, what's the difference in all the rocks?
I'm talking about they had a whole section,
nothing but rods.
Some of them deep sea fishing.
Some of them for deep sea fishing.
Some bass,
river, lake, pond.
Yeah, it was crazy, man.
I mean, they got everything.
Anything to do with outdoors, they got it in you.
It was nice.
It was dope.
Yeah.
So when you spin that thing out there,
you get that thing is trying to sing it.
Oh, yeah.
And that you got to back that boat down.
Yeah.
Hey, when you take off,
whizzee.
Hey, hey, oh, you better watch.
You better watch what you ask for it now.
You're barking up this tree,
talking about some fishing.
I'm telling you, okay.
I ain't lied to y'all yet.
Everything I've told y'all,
it's going to have them.
Hey, Joe, I'm telling you now.
Hey,
best of the A.
I throw that rod now.
Hey.
Me,
Van Dale,
hey,
I'm the black Kevin Van Dale.
Man,
come on,
man.
Four-time bass master.
I need my gigba.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
KBD.
Rick Kloon.
Cheer,
cheer.
Actually,
I got an autograph
from Rick Cloon.
Hey,
you know what?
I'm for the,
I'm for the star fishing.
Oh,
man.
Hey,
hey,
hey,
when it comes to competing,
I don't need to be
You know what I got.
We can't take you fish.
You talk, man, the fish, you scared of fish.
Hey, listen, hold on.
Let me tell you something.
Like, for real, for one, I don't have patience, right?
That's why I really don't like fishing.
That's why, honestly, I've never fished before.
But if y'all take me fishing, as long as I go with my headphones and don't nobody bother
him, I can smoke, I'm good.
Ain't nobody.
Who the hell going to bother you?
I'm going to be way away from you.
You're hell?
I'm just saying, long as you don't bother me.
You want to be on the shore or you want to be on the boat?
I'm going to be on the boat.
So you want to be, so what we fishing for?
We fished, we go into a, we fished for Big Mile Bass,
we're fishing for blue grill.
I don't know.
I'm fishing for, I'm fishing for whatever biting hell.
I ain't lying to you.
Okay, so you're going back country.
You're going back to Arkansas.
Okay, yeah, I'm throwing it out there.
So we catch catfish, blue grill, crappie, Walmouth.
Hey, you know what else is pretty dope that they had too, Uncle Joe?
You know what that?
People do shore fishing, right?
Yeah.
standing in the water, man, they got the whole suit
with the boots already connected to the suit.
Yeah, that's how you do.
You step in it, yeah.
Yeah, that was dope.
I mean, it reminds me a dicky.
So if you step in the water that's up to your ways, Ocho,
and the boots, the water going to go in the boots
if they're not already attached.
Hey, hey, I'm not familiar with that stuff
because it was all new to me, huh?
Hey, hey, if you're fishing like that, boy,
you're something serious.
You ain't playing.
Yeah, you ain't playing.
I'm saying we can go noodling too.
They got noodling all up in Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas.
We're gonna go up, y'all up in the Ozarks?
With the catfish?
I think all up in the Ozarks, man.
So you gotta stick your hand in the hole, Ocho, and pull him out.
Yeah, wait until he bites you.
Yeah, I know about that.
Yeah.
It might be a gator.
It might be a water moccasin, but, hey, when you get bit, you pull your head out.
It might be an alligator snapping turtle.
Hey, that's fine.
I'm going to have a hammer.
I'm going to have a hammer ready to hit him across his head once y'all are pulling him.
I damn sure he put my hand in there.
I'll tell you y'all that now.
Well, how's you going to get him out, Joe?
Huh?
How you going to get him out?
I'm saying when y'all snatch him out, I'm going to hit him across the head.
No, you got to snatch your own?
I ain't snatching no fish out for you.
I'm catching my own.
The hell?
You got to catch your own steel head.
Man, Jobby tried to get over.
Hey, hey.
Here's our third.
Here's our third one.
Let's take a listen.
What's going on, Nightcat, fam?
Hey, I'm the one that's sitting there in the Hall of Fame edition of your little courtier the other day, man.
It's definitely smooth.
Hey, and you were right?
I do got some spars, man.
Hey, all I'm going to say is, but what's one of the funniest moments y'all had in the locker room?
Shout out to y'all boys.
I got a thing.
Trying to think, but that's a good.
One of funnest moments.
Well, it's so many, man.
So, my God.
This wasn't in the locker room.
This was on the field.
We were stretching.
And I ain't going to say the guy's name.
But, so we were stretching.
And so they were asking, they was like, man, how much you pay your agent?
You can play in 3%.
You play in 5%.
That means they handle everything.
They pay all your bills.
They get your taxes together, so forth and so on.
So I like, I play, you know, they, uh, I said, I pay like 3%.
I said, I let my sister pay my bills.
I feel that little bit of money, that 2% that add up.
I pay my sister, give up something,
and she can pay my bill.
She can sit in my rent, excuse me, my mortgage,
my car pay, I didn't have no, like, insurance and things like that.
She could do that.
Man, I said, well, do we ask, like, well, how much you pay?
Man, my agent tried to get over on me.
I said, what you mean?
He said, man, he tried to charge me 50%.
I just gave him half, though.
That's you, that's exactly what I said, Ocho.
That's exactly what I said.
We were stretching.
We all got up and left.
Oh, damn.
He said, Aja tried to get over on him, Ocho.
He said, he tried to take 50%.
He said, I ain't given him nothing up a half, though.
Damn.
Man, some of these guys, I was like, how y'all go to a major college?
I didn't do good on the SAT.
T. I'm listening to some of you guys
talk. I'm like, how?
Hey, hey, Joe.
I may be a fool, but when it comes to that money
before I play no games.
I don't play no games.
I'm dying every eye, I'm crossing every T.
Right.
I know what's coming out. What's going out?
What's coming in?
Well, everything.
Right.
You should.
Damn.
Most of the story involved
you know, we definitely have to,
we'd have to put that on Patreon.
The story,
that we got to, yeah,
I got to, yeah, I got to feel bad.
Yeah, I got, I got some story, but damn,
I, hey, ooh.
Yeah, a lot of the story, man, you know,
people may or may not have changed.
They may or may not be married.
Right.
They may, may not have kids or even grandkids.
And so to bring them into a situation,
now, that's why a lot of time I don't even bring no names up.
Right.
You can't, bro, because you don't want to rough enough.
But they know who I'm talking about and they know I'm telling the truth.
Yeah.
Because a lot of times, man, Sean, why you told that story?
I say, I ain't say no name.
He's a fool.
You know I know you're talking about me.
Yeah, but, uh, but you'll see.
We're going to get, I'm getting the guys together.
We'll get a couple of the guys together in Denver.
We're going to sit down on club, shay, shake.
Let's take a listen to the fourth one.
Y'all three from scratch is what we call the Holy Trinity down south in New Orleans.
And that's how you start any starting season, any gumbo, et tufei, chicken stew, any of that kind of stuff.
You got to start with the Holy Trinity.
And that's your onions, your celery and your bell pepper.
You put them three together, and that's how you start your whole process.
That's how you make your root.
That's how you put all of them.
ingredients together to make
chef's kiss
ocho, unc,
ISO, holy trinity.
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We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with a name,
Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it
one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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You might know me as that loud guy.
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Just a little bit bigger hips, wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth
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Come on.
Can you believe?
I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
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Appreciate.
that, bro.
I like that.
Absolutely.
Appreciate that.
I like that.
Man, you like,
I mean, I can't see,
I think the thing is I probably would like
New Orleans cuisine a lot more
if I could eat seafood.
Oh, you can't eat seafood?
I'm allergic to the shellfish, man.
Damn.
And even I die.
I can't eat food with iodine.
I die and touch my skin,
my skin literally just roll up,
like just start bawling off.
Damn, boy, I love me some seafood.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So it shouldn't be no problem.
Ocho, you love Seafood, so it should be no problem for him to take that next step, right, Ocho?
Hey, so should, no.
What next step?
What next step?
What come out to seafood?
You know, you know that next step, boy.
Go ahead and let that cone.
Huh?
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
I'm worried about it.
This is why y'all is one and two on the list.
No, Joe.
They put you up there, Joe.
Hey, the way Joe talked when Joe got.
that looking assistant, boy?
Yeah.
No.
No.
Yeah, you, Joe?
No, no, no.
Please let Scott Fawkes to call game six and seven.
Only a rough, only a ref,
the only ref, excuse me,
that doesn't give Shay flock calls.
Yeah, it's going to be,
it's going to be hard for him winning game six
and San Antonio.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.
Unless she coming with,
he coming like,
J came back in the day with their four five.
Yeah, I don't know.
Not as far as see how it feels
when another team has the advantage with the whistle.
Man, most of the time y'all get the whistle.
I mean, ain't nobody compete with O KC
when it comes to the whistle.
Oh, no.
Get your point.
Can someone tell women to stop jump shooting jumpers in three
and get behind the damn, getting the damn pain?
Well, Joe said he tired of that pressure
All that leaning on him
And pushing on him
It's a zapping his legs
It's making him expend so much energy
Yeah, watch look, look
If y'all watch him
Even on offense when he's outside the three
He get a chance to kind of hunch over
And, you know, catch his breath
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you take your head aside of that pain
We're putting hands all on you
Hands, feet, everything, you know what I mean?
He's tired of that damn resistance
Iso, if you can pick any one player all time
To start your team, who you picking
Same with you Unkin Chad
To start an NFL team
One player all time
Oof
Oh, Iso, who you take it?
One player to be able to run.
Give me Wimby here.
All time, so you take it one player
You get one player, you take a Wimby over George,
you're taking Wimby over Kobe, LeBron, Kareem, Shatt
Right now
Right now.
Yeah, I'm number.
I'm taking Wimby.
Ocho, who you taking?
Football, right?
Yep.
I'm going with 12, man.
Brady?
Yeah, I'm going to 12.
You can't go wrong with that.
I'm taking my quarterback.
You're going with seven?
I'll take it seven.
Spurs playing like they don't have a seven plus to use in the paint.
They do.
He just don't spend no time down there.
That ain't his game neither, man.
Like, you know.
They've been forcing, you're talking about Wimby, right?
Yeah, they're talking about Wimby.
Yeah, they, they, they, they, they, they, they've forced him and tried to make him into this low post player, this elbow, catcher at the elbow.
They really, they hadn't never, they hadn't really been his game.
He's just tall and every damn body, so you feel like he, he, he belongs right there.
They mayn't want to be out there dancing with that ball, man.
But when he does, when he does assert himself down there, now, now he, and he, he, he's a much different player.
and obviously the outcome is different,
but it comes with some resistance.
Yep.
Two things can be true.
Refs were worse than the O2 Kings rep in the third quarter
and OKC role players made shot.
Lou Dort, your timing O'KC is up
after this year, Castle and others need to protect the ball.
Damn, Lou Dortt?
You think it's up, well?
Probably.
Hold on, you might be my mind.
think somebody going to pay him or you think you don't think they're going to pay him they're not
not going to pay them they're not going to pay why when they got wallace that can come up they can come
out they can go got wallace that can do that they got caruso that could do that but he he he he's a big
piece of what they do man joe you know hey they're going to have to make some decisions now i had
a situation with jaylin williams uh uh in the lakers series you say man oh you don't lost your mind
we're going to see that going to be buried watching now because they're about to get to this
Now, they got all these draft picks that they can't sign.
They're going to have to make some decisions, Joe, Ocho.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just feel like Luke Doric does all the dirty work that you ain't really got guys who can do.
I mean, yeah, Wallace came, but he comes off the bench.
But to have a couple of those guys, bro, that's, like, I think we're just talking about it now,
but if they end up winning the finals, you're going to have to figure that out.
You got to keep him.
They're not.
Too much money.
He a free agent after the year?
I think so.
Put his Lou Door.
He's a free agent, isn't he?
They're going to try to package some things
because they got three first round pick
but they only got one spot left.
Yeah, they're going to have to figure that out.
You a player option?
Club option.
What's his club, how much is it?
Oh, no, he's gone.
They ain't paying 18.2.
Absolutely not.
This one on Wemby.
He wanted to float around the perimeter
not getting the paint to score.
Have the same energy
for Wimmy like they did for Chet.
That's been my only thing, Joe.
I've said this for Wemby.
He spends far too much time out the,
he's easy to guard out there.
Now, granted, he's making shots like he was in game one.
He's making shots like he was in game four.
But I'm saying, bro, he's got to get down
to get closer and get easier buckets.
He's got to.
Yeah, for, for, see, the only thing is
is when he plays well
and he's playing on the perimeter,
like this. Nobody really says nothing. It's just like, okay, cool. If he ain't really made shots like
that, you feel like he got to get down there in the paint. But his game is a face-up game.
He ain't no back to the basket player. You know what I mean? I think just because he's 7-5,
he's able to obviously do it, but he want to catch it face-up, dribble, catch a little rhythm,
and then go into his shot because, hell, in any game, he's going to have an advantage.
Yeah, but Joe, instead of catching it at 28 feet, can he catch it at 18?
Right.
He still can do that.
He can still, hey, catch the ball, 18, turn around and face up, and let's go to work.
Can he do that?
It doesn't always have to be at the, or beyond the three-point line before he get the ball?
Well, when he catch it at 18 and turn the face, I still got to get the damn hands off me.
But if I'm out here at 25 feet and I'm catching, ain't nobody touching me.
That's what he don't want.
I don't think he really won't step physicality, is what I'm saying.
This is an old lady who kind of remembered that old OGs,
Mohammed, Sam Cooke, Robinson, Clay, without about the culture.
Okay.
One about who's going to have a voice with Unc, recent comments,
wanted to go, I stream, we F up,
don't think Unk was that guy, but he is.
I don't even know what this.
is no either so but nihar thank you for comment what up big three oh i saw your episode with
daniel kournier podcast champion mindset it was a great episode similar to what you had dc on club
shay shay yeah i had a great time with dc he's he's an easy talk i mean he knows he loved the sport
he loves other sports and you know when you you compete and you perform at that level
obviously you got to have a championship mindset so i had a great time and uh thank you guys appreciate it
Can you shout out my son,
True for his ninth birthday out of Detroit.
What up though?
True, dad love you, my boy.
We send him to Orlando with the grandparent.
Spirit does mess up the game.
What?
But I don't know what it.
True.
Happy night's birthday, man.
Hey, bro, thank you for tuning in.
I appreciate that.
Happy night's birthday.
He says he's going down to
going down to his grandparents in Orlando.
I'm sure the grandparents
probably going to have him at Disney.
Disney, Epcot,
Bush Gardens, boy, everything down there.
Yeah.
Yeah, Joe.
Ocho, that Bush Garden, you know, Joe,
Bush Gardens.
Bush Garden.
Yeah, Joe, you know.
What's that?
Yeah.
Oh, Joe, tell it, Coach.
Come on.
You know, he know what it is.
You know, it's only one place where the Bush is at.
Yeah, I don't know.
They went over my head, man.
I tell you, y'all a little too advanced for me.
I had to catch on.
You got to talk slow so I know.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey, you got to slow it down a little bit.
What?
Your eyes are, okay, what's up?
What y'all think about Janus to the Spurs?
Any chance it can happen this summer?
Absolutely.
They don't need him.
No.
Hell no.
You won't women to grow.
Women don't need to take a backseat to Yonis.
You got a great thing.
You got a better chance of LeBron and Yon is teaming up.
Yeah.
Ocho, go watch Joe's bagwork video and watch how he saws Paul Pierce.
Stand down, my boy.
Stand down.
Man, I don't study Joe, man.
Hey, hey.
I can tell you what move Joe is going to do based on where he is on the court.
If you got the ball in his left hand, most of the time, he'll twing, twing, left, and come back right.
If he got the ball in his right hand, he's on the right side of the court.
He's going to twing, twing, twice to the right and come back to the left.
I don't know Joe man I'm Ray I know him like a book
I don't study this move in the in the low block or the low post
if you catch it if he's on the left side he was on the left side of the rim
and he's playing with his back to the post he's going to be going to fake right and come
back and shoot in and shoot uh turn to the left I already know I didn't study them
hey chat hey chat I'm ready hey chat oh I got a I got to update my damn resume
I see that.
Hey, Joe, I promise you, I've been talking trash like this,
because I've studied, I've studied only seven years worth of film
based on the moves you like to do, based on where you are,
where your body placement is on the court.
And it's the same regards of who you plan.
So, I mean, I got it.
I got it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
But that's how I know.
And it's not like you change.
So when we play, I'm going to know exactly where you're going.
You're ready for that.
You swipe it every time.
Yeah, no.
I'm a play, I'm a favor of the side that he wants to go.
That you know he's coming back to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Joe.
Yeah.
The problem you're going to have is that you're so small,
I ain't going to even see you when I raise up.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, Joe.
I raise up into that tall man jump shot.
I ain't going to even see you, bro.
Joe, the funny thing about it is you got to bring the ball up.
I'm swiping down on the ball when you bringing it up, Joe.
That's what I'm saying.
My pickup placements, you ain't going to know.
No, because they're so high, my pickup placements are high.
I don't have to dip.
You know, I can't.
And that's the problem.
I'm going to be in your shirt, Joe.
I'm going to be in the chest.
I'm going to be on you like this, Joe.
Hey, I'm going to be, hey.
And when I slide these puppies, boys, it's a rap, boy.
Yeah, I study, Joe.
Hey, hey, I'm going to make sure Chad has something good, boy,
they can talk about for a long time.
I promise you that.
You're going to be mad as hell.
But how the hell you know everywhere I'm mad?
How are you in my hip pocket?
Like, what the hell?
So fellas, TJ here, Uncle Ocho, ISO.
What does women need to do in the offseason to improve his game?
Get stronger.
Yeah.
Stronger base.
You got to keep just working on them legs, bro.
You got to have a stronger base because that's what guys are going to always try to use
the advantage.
That's to get low and push you out and be physical.
Because, hell, outside of it.
Yeah, outside of that there, there's nothing else nobody, nothing you can do.
Yeah.
Because leverage, the taller you are the list you have of it.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Ocho.
I was going to say, remember when Yonis came in the league, he was, he was wiry like that.
Yes.
I mean, obviously, he was worried just like that.
Yon has got that muscle on him that man.
Man.
I'm going to sure when we can put on.
Yeah.
Wimmy got that KD frame.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He gained five pounds.
As in the Katie gave five ounces since he's been in the NBA.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think he'd get that base strong because he already got a nice touch around the goal.
Absolutely does.
Even I'm saying even if he ain't dunking it, even if he five or seven feet from the goal,
he still got a super nice touch.
So by getting that base stronger where you can withstand that pressure, you'll be all right.
No one wants to talk about Wemby being.
under 10 boards in back-to-back game.
Yeah, I mean, they've done a great job
of like when the ball goes up,
of putting a body on him and don't let him run free.
Yeah.
You know, he had the 24, they, you know,
ages like, they didn't realize
he was going to be that active.
No.
But since the first two games,
they've done a great job.
In the last three games,
they've done a great job of keeping him off the glass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they do a great job.
I'm saying,
see guards, they'd be attacking him.
Like, they're not trying to go around them a whole lot, trying to finish.
They're going right at his body, trying to get a file, or hopefully, you know, that way
it kind of knocks him out to play to where he can't get the rebound and they're getting putbacks
and things like that.
Exactly.
Go right at him because he's going to challenge, and then here come they're big right behind
to get the rebound and get the putback.
Yep.
Tony brothers and the other two blind mice did a number tonight to help him fund the out.
And with that being said, you can't carefully turn the ball over.
Hey, when you said
And the other two blind mice
And that was the job of the door
Hey, hey, whoever said that that was a good one, that was a good one.
I like that.
Ocho not going to make any shots.
He's going to smoke ISO.
Have him looking like hard and a cone.
He said, they saying you ain't going to make no shots?
No, I'm going to have you looking like hard in the cone.
Man, please.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Well, I'm from, partner, if you couldn't play defense, you couldn't play.
Hey, Joe, you just seen me playing defense on some of the top college players in college football right now, right?
You seen they couldn't go nowhere, right?
You see me locking everybody down, right, Joe?
Yeah.
It's going to be the same thing for you because you ain't knowing it is fast as them right now.
Okay, well, I want to see you come do that over here with your tough fans.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, y'all had all that food for a kickout with no grill, just chips, alcohol, and music.
Those takes were funny.
Who are your guys top five teammates ever?
Oh, top five?
Yeah.
Carson.
T.J. Hoosman Zada.
Sean Smith, funny as hell.
Justin Smith.
I'm not sure if y'all remember Justin Smith.
I remember Justin when we went and going to the 49ers.
Yeah, Justin Smith and probably, probably Tio, the round of my five.
Mine's probably Sean Marion.
You know, Sean, uh, Sean used to come to, uh, he used to come to Arkansas in the summertime.
He got family in Arkansas.
Okay.
Josh Smith, him and his pops used to come to Arkansas and hang out.
They used to come down in Little Rock and hang out and hang out.
I'm going to throw Jeff Teague in there.
We had some good times.
Oh, Q Rich, Quinn Richardson.
We played together only one year.
with the sons, but we hung out probably more than anybody.
You know, they're on the team.
Hey, we should have 2K tournaments at the crib.
Ojo, he brings his partner over.
He come over my crib.
I have my boys that we play 2K all day, bro,
and have tournaments all day.
You know how to play 2K, Joe?
Man, I'm mean than 2K, Ojo.
I know you can't play that, but don't act like you can play that.
I think where I'm at, Foh, that's Foe?
Yep.
Let's see, who was?
I'll probably
General Pargo.
We played college ball together
and we had a chance to play here in Atlanta
together for I think two years.
That's my doubt.
I'm assuming y'all didn't, nobody picked no college,
so I'm assuming we're doing all NFL.
I'm going to say Keith Burns is one, seven,
probably Ray and Woody.
Because, contrary to what is,
transpired over the years since then.
We did those two years in Baltimore.
We did everything.
There was never a situation where
if you saw one of us, you saw the other two of us.
If you saw them, you saw me.
And if you saw me, you saw them,
especially when we were in Baltimore.
Season old, we go to Vegas, we go to L.A., we hang.
So we had some great time.
We had some really, really great times.
Sorry, Ocho, the man behind you got the layup dog.
Yeah, you're there best, Ocho.
Ocho, Madrid, isn't very good,
so that's not saying much.
Ocho Frico,
Ocho needs to chillo, Ocho can't hoopo,
Ocho, C and six.
Ocho, can you seek my wife,
Fritzy?
Happy birthday, she just turned 21.
Oh, you got married or she was 21.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
birthday to you.
Happy birthday here.
Who?
Fritzy.
Fritzy.
Happy birthday to you.
Hey, I got a good voice on me, huh, Joe?
She old.
Yeah, you ain't bad.
You ain't bad.
You're fair for a square.
Yeah, he's too bad.
What?
Nah.
I hear what you say?
I say, you hear me?
No, I just repeat
I said, I say you're fair for a square
Okay, okay
Hey, hey, let me tell you,
but you ain't doing that
But you ain't doing that way
Huh?
Okay
Happy birthday, Fritzney
Uh, oh, you need to host
The Instigating Class
Man, that'd be Joe and Ocho
I ain't doing nothing
Oh, no, you do your job
You play your partner
You play your, come on Joe,
You play your part?
You play your part?
It's okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Ocho, this gentleman said he's 100% disabled from the military,
and I'm cooking Ocho 1v1, and I'm 5-7.
Let me know when you can come back to Cincinnati.
Man, say he 100%.
100% disabled?
Mobility challenge.
Let me hear the wheelchair, huh?
I'm saying the mobility challenge.
I mean, you know, you know, people out there talking about uncle and them
talking about people that's, so we introduce the,
term we don't say homeless we say unhoused we don't say disabled we say mobility challenged okay
well if i'm i'm gonna push him out of wheelchair you got a kid you got a chill he came at me
what to be it's fair game what if ron went to the clippers and teams up with the claw
who they bigs though they just gave up zoobot they got no big
They ain't got no big.
He's going to be right back in the same.
Man, if Brunley, the Lakers, he's getting his ass out the west.
Why is it so hard for the media to tell LeBron to hang it up?
It's over, man.
Go enjoy your life because the media doesn't have that responsibility.
And the man still playing at a high level.
Let me ask you a question.
The media didn't tell Jordan to go.
They didn't tell Kobe.
They didn't tell.
The media never told any other great player when to hang it up.
So why is it the media?
responsibility to tell him.
And again, most of the time, guys leave,
they just don't have anything in the tank.
Now, if you want to say LeBron James is not going to win another title,
okay, I'm not going to fight you too tough on that.
Considering I don't know where he's going to be next year.
But if you say the man, I mean, like he can't play.
That's a lie.
Right.
That's a lie.
That's just not true.
We've never seen somebody.
at the age of 38, 39, 40,
bleed this consistent late in their career.
Now, whether or not that equates to another championship,
that's another story to debate.
But I'm talking about when did the media
reserve the right to be able to tell players,
okay, it's time for you to go.
That's not their responsibility.
Their job is to report,
give you a story, you know,
story lies and report what's going on.
Their job is not to tell somebody when to go.
that's a personal and a family decision.
Not a media decision.
Unless, hey, unless they ain't calling your ass no more.
Yeah.
Lady Ray says, hey, guys, I got a joke for y'all.
Why did the man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Lady Ray been hanging out with you, Ocho.
Nightcap, Big Three,
versus John Jones,
Mike Tyson, Brock Lesnar,
in a bar fight.
Who fight and what are the outcomes?
If we get into a fight with who?
John Jones,
Mike Tyson, and Brock Lesner.
Who y'all got? Who y'all gonna take?
I'm gonna take...
I'm gonna take... I'm gonna take... I'm gonna say John Jones.
You're gonna... You take it John Jones?
Yeah, I know, I know his weakness. I know I know how
to beat him.
He's going to put you in submission.
It's going to be over with.
Yeah.
Well, if they don't know it's a fight,
if we know it's a fight,
it's over for them.
As long as nobody
tell him, we're coming,
we good.
Golden State will be his next team.
Bet whatever you have to lose.
Damn, I don't see that,
bro.
You don't see that?
I mean, they tried to make a move.
They tried to make a move.
a move this year, Joe. They got the money to go get him.
I guess they'd have to move up Jimmy Butler.
Damn, ooh, that'd hurt, boy.
I just think that West.
Ron and Steph, who.
We saw that they looked like in the Olympics, Joe.
Yeah, but here, think about OKC and the Spurs.
That's eight, there's eight times.
Four and four, you want.
I don't know.
As everyday passes, Brian to Minnesota make more.
and more sense.
They need a vet to complete in the New Age West,
Bron and Ann.
Hold on, hold on.
Like that joke?
Not really.
I like Kyrie.
I want to see Kyrie over there with Amman.
Carrey and that man?
Yeah, yeah.
He needs another ball handle over there.
Like, I ain't saying Brown in a ball handling,
but I just think Kyrie, he'll be perfect over there with them with them long,
athletic dudes.
Because Kyrie, he ain't a super,
liability on defense, he's going to at least try.
You know what I mean?
But if you got Jay McDaniels and,
Ant, man, you know, them two, they can guard.
Yes.
He takes some pressure out and over there.
Please tell me why Jacoby Jones, rest of his soul,
didn't win the Super Bowl MVP of Super Bowl,
the 2012.
When the Ravens beat the 49ers,
your guess is as good as mine,
but normally the quarterback,
because Joe Flacko had played so well
throughout the entirety of the playoffs.
Yeah, he was ball.
But Jacobi had won.
had one hell of a game.
Caught a touchdown, a hundred and nine yard return,
kick return, some big passes, big time.
Yeah, he played really well.
And if Michael Jordan didn't exist,
what player do you think would run the 90s era?
Bird, magic?
No, they were done.
Uh.
Dominique, maybe?
No, well, look.
Elijah won one, one two championships.
Yeah.
Um,
The Pistons won one, the Spurs won one.
That was it.
The rest of them went to what you call them.
So with that being said,
ooh, a big man running the league?
But you got to look at it, Joe.
Elijah won Carl Malone.
They were the two best players.
Yeah.
And Barclay.
They're two best players in the league.
You got to realize magic went to the NBA finals in 91
and he ended up having to retire.
He won the MVP, league MVP.
Yeah.
And 90.
Yeah.
But then he had to retire.
Bird back was gone.
He was not the same player.
So he's saying if Jordan wasn't playing?
Yes.
Yeah, Malone and Barclay, probably both would have got a ring here.
Yes.
And Elijah won.
Yeah.
That completes this episode of Nightcap.
The OKC Thunder moved one win closer to advancing to
Back to back NBA finals, thanks to a 127, 114 victory over the San Antonio Spurs.
Game 6, back in San Antonio on Thursday, we'll be there.
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