Nightcap - Nightcap Hour 2: Spurs Fans Chant “FLOPPER” to Shai + Todd Monken TROLLING? + Cam Ward NEW DIET + Floyd Mayweather GOT for $175M

Episode Date: May 23, 2026

Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Iso Joe Johnson react to Spurs fans chanting "flop" towards Shai, Todd Monken upset about INTs during 7on7, Cam Ward's new diet and Floyd Maywe...ather to pay $175M Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Todd Monken was asked abt the defensive plays made in practice1:07 - Cam Ward monitoring his diet, has lost 10 lbs9:44 - Floyd Mayweather says he got GOT for $175M (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Starting point is 00:00:09 Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.
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Starting point is 00:01:58 Podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHeart Podcast presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they hit a bogo. Well, then you got it. Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Joe, Ocho. Todd Monkett also said he hasn't met Miles Garrett yet. What's that about? Well, you know Miles Garrett ain't going to be there right now. But damn, you ain't going to stop in and say hello?
Starting point is 00:02:45 Wait, it's OTAs. I mean, when Nicole, normally, I mean, there's top players, not me. Hey, you know, good where. Unless they're going to fly me back out there. I'm not flying back out there on my dime. Right. But I think, but I don't know if Miles, I don't think Miles lives in Cleveland.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I think he might live in Texas or something. Yeah. And besides, he would have, he with a girl. He's like, man, I got to get time with my girl. And I'll see y'all what I see y'all. Listen, he'll see a minicamp. When minicamp, minicamp in two weeks, huh? I guess.
Starting point is 00:03:16 He'll meet him in minicamp. That's it. Mm. Hell, Todd Munga, he met him before. He had to deal with him twice a year. What will we talk about? What we're talking about? He just admitted him as a player on his team.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yeah, that's it. You know exactly what you get from him. Oh, Joe, Joe, Cam Warren says he's lost close to 10 pounds this offseason by monitoring his diet. Ward said, I think it'll help me with durability. Just being faster getting up in the pocket and trying to play my speed. I watch my diet more, continue to have more cardio. Just work on my body.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Just now. here when I'm away from the building. The tight and nutritional staff also removed all seed oils from the cafeteria, according to Sala. Oh, Cho? Yeah. No McDonald's for Cam Ward. Is this a big year loading?
Starting point is 00:04:10 I mean, yeah, it's a big year. Obviously, losing weight. It makes you a little light on your feet up. I'm not sure it can help with your decision-making mentally, but as far as everything for you physically, it can help. It can help. His escapability has been second to none. We saw that when he was in Miami.
Starting point is 00:04:26 We saw it with him last year. and I think he's not going to have to do much, especially with what I've seen from Cardinald Tate so far. Boy, young bull is nice. Hey. Hey, he's nice. I'm talking about the small sample. I know what he did in college.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Forget college. I'm talking about the small stuff I've seen from Tennessee Titans, what video guys, whatever it may be on Twitter and Instagrams. Yeah. He looked good. That's the kid from Ohio State, right, the receiving. What? Hey, hey, hey, he nice, Joe.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Hey, Ocho, I like when I see, you know, young guys who really start to change up their diet and take, you know, the fitness series. I think it only helps you when you're on the field or on the court. You know, you just can't do the same things you was doing at high school and college, bro, how you were eating. You can't just peer a guy like that. As a professional, you have to learn how to take care of your body, how to eat right. Like I always tell y'all, man, you can't put their regular gas in their Bugatti and think it's going to take all. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:28 So you have to learn, you have to learn that. So that first year, his rookie year was probably learning experience. Like, he'll probably midway through the season. He probably like, damn, I gotta be able to- It takes your while to be a pro. Yeah, it does. Because you know, you gotta learn, you know, you're trying to learn your way around,
Starting point is 00:05:42 you're trying to learn the playbook, you try to be professional, you try to do all the right things. So it takes you that first year to try to figure out everything where everything is situated. And then you get to lock in on what you need to do in order to become the best player that you could potentially become.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah, we've all been there. there. We've all been there. Yeah, yeah. I ain't had no McDonald's a while. I might need to go on to get me that 10 piece. There you go. As a matter of fact, you know, you like need to help to get that filet of fish. You hear me?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Man, I ain't had no filet fish. Man, I ain't had a filet fish about Oh my goodness. 30, 35, 40 years. God, damn. Well, you know what you need to treat yourself, huh? Yeah. I understand, I understand what Joe talking.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I understand what Joe talk about, you know, but I'm an anomaly. You know, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't work for me. Hey, Joe, I could, I couldn't function without that McDonald's, Joe. I don't know what it is. Damn, hey, you take any probiotics or any of that, Ocho? I do. Pro who?
Starting point is 00:06:40 I know Ocho don't take no vitamin or no nothing. Wait, what is called pro who? Probiotics. Where you get that from? Put that good bacteria in you. You know, don't, oh, you got to teach them something. Hold on, but when you get it from? You can get it from GNC.
Starting point is 00:06:54 You can get it from, Supplemental store. Help food store. GnC. What that's in Atlanta? Oh, man. They're all over. The nutritional store.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Come on, man. I y'all know. Well, I don't know nothing about no damn nutritional store. A vitamin shop? You can go to a vitamin shop. Yeah. You don't take no, you don't take no supplements, Ocho, no vitamins or none?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Damn, no, Joe. I don't know what's in that shit. You take the sparks? Hey, I tell, hey, that's the only vitamin I take. Huh? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, now we're talking. Now we want to talk about popping a pill. That's what I'm going to pop.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'm going to pop me a row. Shoot, now we're talking about language. God damn. You talk about, hey, tell me, tell me, do I take some probates? Well, what I'm a guy? I don't know about those damn probates. Hey, hey, hey, boy, you're special, boy. Huh?
Starting point is 00:07:47 You're special. You don't take no, I got to take some vitamins, Joe. What, Joe, but give me, give me, um, Give me some ideas on what it takes, Joe. I'm not sure how I can help me right now. I take digestive enzymes. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I eat pineapples. I eat blueberries. I take, yeah, I take a lot of stuff. I ain't going to even hold you. Hey, Joe, give me an idea on what to take, Joe. I try anything once. Now, if it's nasty, but you can have it on eating. No, Joe.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Once they're going to make it, you got to eat because it has to build up in your system. Huh? Over a period of time, bro. You can't just take it. You go to the. doctor. The doctor say, okay, this is a one-time dose. They don't give you, they don't give you no medicine that's a one-time dose. You have to take everything over a period of time. Now, when you say
Starting point is 00:08:32 a period of time, how much are we talking? Because I ain't got that kind of discipline to be taking no goddamn pills. Well, don't even worry about that. Yeah, don't. Yeah, don't even want you about. I take magnesium. I take all that. Yeah. Yeah. Magnusium. Well, you think you're a Marvel character. Hey. You see me? Look, look, look. Who is that? Mr. Who? Media. That's media man. Media man. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Robert Towns. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Ocho on nothing about that. Yeah. Hey, um, mocho. Hey, I'm my bad, man. Hey, I'm, my bad, man. Y'all, y'all on a different wavelength than I am. I don't, I just, you know, I mean, I, I'm going to do some research. I'll say between four and six weeks.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Wait, I won't see results until about four or six weeks. Yeah, just like when you work it out. You got to be consistent, bro. Yes. Okay, Joe, give me an idea. Give me an idea of what to get from NGC. You need it. NGC.
Starting point is 00:09:29 You don't take no fish oils or none of that. You need all that, bro. As active as you are, you know, you need something to keep them muscles and joints lubricated, bro. Oh, hey, hey, Joe, they lubricated now. There you go. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah. They lubricated now. You know, ain't got no problem then, now. I give me a nice oil change. There you go. There you go. What'd you use? Astro, Glide and Baby Oil, what'd you use?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah, yeah, K-Wher from Walgreens, Joe. Oh, my goodness. Man, I went to, I saw that in the airport. What's it? Man, I went in there to get me some orange juice and some water. And I look down there, they got up. Yeah. Yeah, uh, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Who going to get that? Hey. Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to put this. Hey, I'll put it in my pocket. Yeah. You can't let nobody see you get A. You go to A. You go to CVS and get Conno's.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Would you like a back? Shut up. Don't even worry about it. I'm going to go over here to self-checkout. Hey, man, babe. Hell, no. Hey, and then they pick, hey, instead of just running across, they pick it up.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Yeah, yeah, look, yeah. Come on, man. Yo, y' y'all do it too much. Yeah. Man, you know, you got a lie right behind you? Yeah. And they're trying to, and they pick, oh, no. Just run across them.
Starting point is 00:11:08 They got the whole thing up. Would you like a bang with this? No. I would you put my stuff down. Hey, hey, I wait, let everybody get on up out of there. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't put me on, play on,
Starting point is 00:11:21 don't put me on first street like that. Hey, Joe, it would make you feel funny. It make you feel funny, putting the economists out, hand him to the red to the lady, huh? It just make you feel like somebody behind you watching you. You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right. If I was just a normal person,
Starting point is 00:11:35 I wouldn't even fake anything. Right. You know, they don't, and then they talk it all loud, they don't pick the whole thing up. I mean, any other time, y'all just slide it. Yeah. Now you got mine. Would you like a bag, sir?
Starting point is 00:11:46 With that? No, no, I would you put my stuff down. I put it in my pocket. Damn. Hey, that's funny. That's funny. Yeah, y'all do. Yeah, that's a personal story.
Starting point is 00:11:58 That's a apple. That's crazy. Been inside there in the street like that. It's crazy. Oh, bad. They'd be doing too much. Oh, cho, oh, cho, oh, cho. But what happened?
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Starting point is 00:16:14 or wherever you get your podcasts. Claiming a former close associate ran a year-long scheme that allegedly drained his bank accounts, hijacked real estate deals, panned off his jury, and even made his private jet disappear. Damn. TMZ, Floyd says roughly $100 million worth of bling
Starting point is 00:16:33 has handed over to a Miami jury for only $13 million in return. And he said a huge chunk of the collection is still sitting with the dealer. Floyd also says he unknowingly signed paperwork transferring ownership of his Gulfstream jet with a buyer section left blank and says he still doesn't know where the aircraft money went. Floyd also reportedly been ordered to pay more than a million dollars in child support after a Nevada judge ruled the retired boxer fathered a four-year-old girl born to a former dancer at his Las Vegas strip club.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Lloyd also faced a reported $7.3 million IRS lien. Ocho, with the lavish lifestyle that Floyd is built over the years, the J.C. Entourage non-star spending has the lifestyle, has he created a lifestyle that when he He was making $200, $400 million a year. Yeah. He was able to enjoy. And he created something that he can no longer keep up with. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Because if you think about, think about Floyd, obviously having to maintain the image of being money with a Joe. Yeah. Being at one point, being at, uh, top's highest paid Forbes, you know, top highest paid athlete at one point, uh, the lifestyle that he did live. You, you understood once you stop fighting, once you retired, regards to what investments you've made there there are no investments in this world i don't care who you are uncle joe that you can make that can still accumulate that type of revenue that the sport that you play can it's
Starting point is 00:18:03 it's not that many you got to hit you got you got you got to get in good and hit it when it's hot and it happens very seldom it happens very seldom so i i hate this i hate this for you my young bull man i hate this for my young bull floyd hopefully this situation gets rectified especially when to come to having people around you, having other people in control your finances, that's a no-no, Joe, that's a no-no. Man. That is a big no-no, especially with the kind of cash flow, Floyd. You know you can't sign anything blank. Ocho, when they come to us and they try to get us to sign these blanks when it comes to our
Starting point is 00:18:37 autograph, no, bro. Do you know how many, you know how many jerseys that you can put these on? Do you know how many pictures? No, bro, I'm not signing no blanks. Yep. Look, I'm not going to address the child situation. Whatever, whatever he and hopefully the co-parent, that worked out, get that resolved.
Starting point is 00:18:56 That ain't got nothing to do with me. I don't, I don't really care. I don't really care about that. Hopefully, whatever needs to be done will get done. Damn. But first of all, first of all, first of all, before I get the second, third, Ocho. Yeah, talk to you.
Starting point is 00:19:11 A hundred million dollars in jewelry. Damn. Ocho. Yeah. A hundred million dollars in jewelry, Ocho. Hey, Uncle, it's money Mayweather, Unk. It's money Mayweather. He had, he had an image to uphold.
Starting point is 00:19:27 A hundred million, bro. But, who, Joe, you, what are you talking to the cheapest athlete of all time? You ain't got to say it. You ain't got to say it to me. It ain't something I would do. You know how I moved when I played, on. Joe, you know how I moved when I played. And I always talked about it publicly to let you know.
Starting point is 00:19:44 It ain't no point. The value is not the accessories that you're wearing. You already Floyd Money Mayweather. Right. Your name is the value. Not anything you could purchase, not anything you could drive. You got two hands and two feet. And just one of you.
Starting point is 00:20:01 You need one car. Two if that. Get your car in a truck. That's it. That's all you need. But he had an image to maintain based on what he created and who he was. Hey. So he only got 30.
Starting point is 00:20:16 13 million out of their hunting. Is that, when I hear that right? He said somebody else got the money. Yeah. Somebody else took the jury. He said roughly $100 million worth of bling was handed over to a Miami
Starting point is 00:20:28 to Miami jewelers F meaning more than one. Yeah. For only 13 million in return. It says a huge chunk of the collection is still sitting with the jewelers. Damn. You got to understand too, Joe.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Diamonds. When you purchase diamonds, it's like cars. Once you walk out, at that jury store, you can't get back what you paid for it. Well, if you bust it down, now if you got, let's just say for the sake of argument, Oh Joe, Joe. Now, the problem is, diamonds are worth,
Starting point is 00:20:58 everything is worth something. Yeah. The bank will lend you money as long as they know you don't need it. Hmm. The bank, I go to the bank right now and getting loan. You know why? Because they know I don't need it.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Yeah. If somebody go there that need a loan, they're going to give them ish. That's how it works. Yeah. A bank is a great place to borrow money as long as you don't need it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:24 That's how people say, well, damn, how he get along? Because they know he had the money. You actually need it. You need it for a medical emergency. You need it for a graduation. You need it for something. Ah, man, you need it. Now you can't pay me back.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah. And see, that's the problem, what Joe? If I know you are in financial, I'm not giving you the value of what it's worth. Right. why you think pawn shops exist. Pond shops don't give you the value and they charge you 10, 15% on your money
Starting point is 00:21:58 and then they give you X amount of days to bring your ass back and get it back. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, man. I ain't tell them about somebody to you. I know how Pond Shop operate because I know people that took stuff up there.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yes, sir. Nah, hey, man, hey, shot limit. No, going to take it to Pond Shop. Because I already know you ain't going to give me, you ain't going to give me my money back. Yeah. And then you ain't going to want to leave it with me.
Starting point is 00:22:21 You want to, you want to keep it in floss. Take it to the pawn shop. Yeah. You know, you know what the good thing is about this, right? Is Floyd can overcome this with them three fights. Them three fights that he has scheduled,
Starting point is 00:22:34 he can overcome this debt, pay it back. Now the problem is once he recoups the money that he's lost, maybe not, maybe not be able to recoup all of it. But he's going to get a nice lump sum. And he'll change. He ain't going to get nothing for Uncle Sam getting his first.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I don't know if you know how Uncle Sam worked, but let me tell him Uncle Sam work. I know how he worked. He got the gray beer, right? That Uncle Sam? Yeah, that's him. Oh, yeah, he'll play. He's the only man that don't work and get half your money. Hello.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Where they do that at? Hello. Oh, we. Boy, now you're talking. Uncle Sam is the only guy that take his money and don't send out no checks. You're talking now? No, what? And now, guess what he'll pay you on interest?
Starting point is 00:23:17 versus what he charged you on interest is two entirely different things. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Are we gonna get here? So when you get your money, you owe him, he let you go. See, this is all gonna say I'm dirty, he's dirty.
Starting point is 00:23:28 He let it go, because they see your count. Yeah. Then let you go until you can't pay. Yeah. So right in there and lock up everything. Yeah, let me get all this. All of it. Mm.
Starting point is 00:23:41 You gonna be, I hate, I hate, I hate this, I hate this, man. Hey, he got too many people, too many people around him. Oh, Joe. Too many, too many. You got an entourage. Do people know what it costs to fly and to stay where he be staying? Yeah. Debrun, he probably stayed in a room that costs 10, 15,000 a night.
Starting point is 00:24:06 That's him. He got five, 10 people staying with him. That's probably staying another 1,000 of $15,000 a night. He's staying somewhere for, for one. Weeks. You got to think about security too now. That's them. You got to put them up.
Starting point is 00:24:23 You got to feed them. So not only do you put them up, you pay to put them up, and you pay them. Yeah. Damn. He going to bounce back, though, huh? I hope so. He's going to bounce back. He's going to bounce back.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And, I mean, listen, I'm not one, you know, to really be talking, being that I've never lived that lifestyle despite having the money. You know, I'm a little different. I would like to consider myself. very financially savvy. I think he can he can show hints or flashes of
Starting point is 00:24:57 I'm still Floyd. I'm not going to go crazy like I used to, but I'm going to let you know I still got it. Because he's caught up in that image of having to always look like I got it. I think that's who he is though, Ojo. I can't see him changing from that.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Joe, this is the biggest wake-up call to have to change. You have no choice but to change. But he's gone through this before. They took a large chunk of the, if I'm not mistaken, I think they took a big chunk of the money that he made with Connor.
Starting point is 00:25:28 They did? Yeah. Look at that. He had tax problem before. Yeah. Yes. Ocho, do you know how hard, Joe, Ocho, do you know how hard it is
Starting point is 00:25:43 to become a billionaire athlete with no endorsement income? Every other billionaire athlete, Jordan, what did he have? LeBron, what did he have? Endurescent. Messi, Ronaldo, Roger Federer. What do they have? They have endorsements outside of what they make on their particular sport.
Starting point is 00:26:06 He made a billion dollars with no endorsements. That's crazy. He's going to change, I just, hey, Joe, I would love, I love, I love, That's my people. He gave me an opportunity to be able to fight on that undercard when he fought Logan Paul down in Miami. I would ever be grateful. Yeah. He being able to see what it's like to experience walking into a ring and fighting a professional fighter in a sport that I've never done before. But if he can just understand, I'm sure you should be able to do it because this is the lesson in itself and one that I learned and having the discipline to be able to take care of my money. Take care of my children.
Starting point is 00:26:45 I understand. My grandma always told me, a fool in his money sells. shun part ways if you're not careful and you get caught up in society in the in the image of having to keep up with the Jonas and keep up with the latest of anything like it's okay to do it and I call it doing it in this first Joe doing things in moderation unc every so often you know I wear my goddamn cheetah pants every goddamn day Joe says I bought these thing four months ago Joe I ain't changed yet yeah but but you catch me sometime this weekend and like a million You see, Joe, I mean, I mean, just it's in moderation. Every so often, you know, you could pop your shit.
Starting point is 00:27:26 So you pop out. But every day, Joe, every day, that's, it's impossible to maintain. Joe, I look at Instagram sometimes. I look at some of these people that are influences, and I'm looking at what you're wearing. I'm looking at the cars and I'm adding it up in my head. Like, what the hell do y'all do? Thanks. Like, it's impossible.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Unless you play a sport that brings in you, you know, you're making, I don't know, Joe, 600,000 a week, you know, depending on who you are. Like, that's the only way to maintain the image that I see on Instagrams. Like, it's impossible. You're able to create, you're able to create these storylines and this facade of, of this is really me. That's not reality. It's not reality.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Look, he's always been great to me. Because when I first started club, Shea, Shee, I hit him up. I say, bro, I need you to come on. like sharp what you need when you need me no problem he's always been great to me every time i see he's been nothing but great to me yeah i just hate to see him in this situation like this making all the money that he's made and to be in a situation like this i hate it right i really do man i hate it i hate it i hate it for us yeah i hate it too but the good the good thing about it the good in this situation now it's his body is still willing to enable people will
Starting point is 00:28:49 paid to watch him fight, even though he's going to make the money because people are paying to watch him lose. Yeah. They're paying to watch him lose. So he's going to make it back. He's going to make a huge lump sum of it back in his three fight deal that he has coming up. He's going to be all right as long as he changes his ways once he gets the money back. Well, I'm trying to figure out why you need two jets? Two.
Starting point is 00:29:12 He only had one. Money made with him. Two? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Damn. And that's what I tell people and fuel costs.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Bro, if it's $15,000, $20,000 an hour and you're going to Dubai? Shh. Hey, can you explain something to me? Hey, Joe, how does that work, Joe? What do you mean? How do the individuals like, um, like, uh, like, uh, like Floyd having a, having a plane and it says money. You have a staff full time.
Starting point is 00:29:47 So do they own? So when they're not flying, they still get paid. You have a yacht. You have a people. that work full time, even then when you're not on the water. You have upkeep, you have maintenance. That's why it says it's best to lease or to buy shares. So when you need it, you get it and go.
Starting point is 00:30:06 So, look, you, you know, there's some people. I don't want to tell their names. I know people that they got so much money, the husband and the wife never fly on the same jet. Huh? She has one, he has one. Well, that's CEOs. That don't count.
Starting point is 00:30:22 when one of you guys are worth 14, 16, 17, 17, 20 billion. The others were 16, 17, 18, 20 billion. Right, right. Yeah. But if I, if I had, if I had that kind of money, I would buy shares. I would buy a couple of hundred hours, Joe. Yeah. From where I need to go, oh, Joe, hey, me and mama, we go to Cancun.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah. Before we touch down, you know, they got a bed in the back, you know, I'm sad. I'm, I'm, uh, turbulent. It ain't the sky. That's old shay in the back. Real soul plane. Yeah. I just feel bad, man.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I just feel bad man made a hundred, had a billion dollars. Let's just say for the sake of our, Ocho, Florida has lived in California, Vegas. So it's different. So at a hundred billion, he's going to bring home $630,600 of a billion. He'll bring $630 home. Yeah. Let's just say, you know what, Ocho, I'm going to take care of my mom.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I'm going to take your air about it. I'm going to live it up. Yeah. Because when the guy called me home, good. time they go, oh, she nothing. I still got $300 million. That's if you spend $300. I'm talking about just cars,
Starting point is 00:31:30 watches, women, homes, whatever. Hey, your boys, you take care. Bro, you got to pay taxes. You got to. You got to. That man don't play about that man don't play about his money.
Starting point is 00:31:50 They get us. I mean, I wish I could be in a situation where my family wouldn't be audited again, but I ain't going to bring that up. I show which I could build a situation where I wouldn't get audited. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. But that ain't none of my business. I don't even know why I brought it up, but I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm with you when you're right now.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I'm picking out what you're putting down. But I hope, I hope you're right. Yeah, he's going to be right. I really, really sincerely hope you're right. Oh, you're Floyd Mayweather at this point where your face, your presence, your aura, your energy, wherever you go, you are the value. There's nothing, there's nothing Floyd can buy that is bigger than his name alone. Your name. I don't care what you buy. You can have 200 cars.
Starting point is 00:32:39 It's still, you can drive a putt putt. When you get out that putt putt, you steal money made with him. And then you know he used to like to gamble, Ocho. You see his tickets he have, betting five million, betting eight million, betting three million. Time out. Come on, man. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Bring it back in. Bring it back in. Hey. Yeah. Hold it up. Who the hell betting $5 million in hand? Floyd betting five, on games,
Starting point is 00:33:02 on sporting events, basketball, football. Yeah. I win a bed, watch a damn game. Why you think to Ocho, remember we had the conversation
Starting point is 00:33:12 why people be so upset? Calling you the end word, calling you all kind of back. Yo, you can't watch the game. Hell now. I got 100,000, quarter of a million dollars in a game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah. Ocho, people bet to bet the bet that. That's a lot of money that Joe. Man, what did you tell him about? I know he gambled because I remember seeing sometimes, you know, he had posted a little slip, but I ain't never seen. That's what I'm talking about, Ojo. I never seen one for no M's, boy.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yes. I saw, you know, 30,000, you know, 60, 70. No, millions. Oh, millions. Mm. I just. Yeah, my dog gonna get right. He gonna get right.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Let's go, Floyd. Let's go. Once he getting that thing, once he put them hands on Mani Packia, on Mani Paci-A-L, he's going to put them hands on him too. And you know it. Hey, Joe, that's why stop? I bet I'll play an online poker. I'll come up here to bake.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I said, man, look at, man, I ain't in the NFL. I ain't making money like that, man. I ain't never been no huge gambler. I mean, like I tell you, I lose $1,000. I'm pissed off. I ain't never been no huge gambler. set at the table, I didn't see them guys gamble away. I'm talking about hundreds
Starting point is 00:34:34 of thousands. I'm like, damn. Yeah. Hey, Joe, when them boys stop hooping that you've seen gamble hundreds of thousands away, you know they're going to be in trouble, huh? You know how hard it is to stop that lifestyle, Joe? Yeah. Two years after
Starting point is 00:34:51 you leave whatever sport you. You just spent 10 million talking about a guy that hadn't boxed professionally in a decade. Yeah. And he's still spit like he was still fighting. You just said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think these athletes should come to my,
Starting point is 00:35:09 to come to my course. But you got life after sports. Yeah, just a financial literacy course. Yeah. You know, just having a discipline, you know, not worrying about having to impress nobody, not giving a you know what. No, I don't go for a, oh, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I don't care. I'm trying to impress you for what? trying to impress a bunch of other men to show you got more money than them. I don't impress you're trying to impress women. This May, IHeart Radio celebrates Asian Heritage Month. Discover powerful stories, vibrant cultures, and unforgettable music. From inspiring podcasts to playlist that span east, south, southeast, and West Asian artists. We're honoring the voices shaping our world.
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Starting point is 00:36:18 Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. Help an Acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I Heart
Starting point is 00:37:34 radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is. Getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is. Getting a new one put up in its place. As long as there's a politics of race in America, there's going to be a politics of remembering the Civil War. To get to school, I had to go down Robert Ely Boulevard.
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Starting point is 00:38:34 or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor.
Starting point is 00:38:49 I'm a comedian, and recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hippocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian.
Starting point is 00:39:04 I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts. or wherever you get your podcasts. We're wearing an $8.00, you know, she wearing an $8, you know, a nice heel, but she got a body done. So now you, you're trying to impress her. I mean, for what? Yeah. For what?
Starting point is 00:39:49 What we doing, Joe? You are the value. It's you. Damn. Hey, hey, you know what? Speaking of, well, you seen Ross Newhouse, boy, down here. Doing a Star Island?
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah. I saw it. I was in the comments, boy. I told him I'm going to be your neighbor in a year. You moving to Star Island? Man, I'm going to be a neighbor in a year. Boy, that was motivation. Boy, you hear me?
Starting point is 00:40:19 I love seeing people win like that, boy. I want a house on Star Island, and I want a private jet that say nightcap. I'm winning. This is me winning right here. I'm winning. This is me winning. Hey, I can shoot for the stars.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Now, if I fall short, it hit the moon? Yeah, if I fall short, it's going to be all right. I did. I'm thinking, I went from no, I went from no running water indoor plumbing to seven and a half baths. Listen, I'm with you, I'm with you when you're right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Hey, Joe, I won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, all I ever said, I wanted, I want indoor plumbing and I want essential heating there. That's it. That's it. That's it. I ain't that for a whole lot. Right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Never in my wildest dreams that I think I would live in something like what I lived in, what God has been able to bless me with. Never in my wildest. It's an honest imagination. I just want to be able to go in the middle of the night and not have to get the flashlight and some bugs spray and go to the bathroom. I say, Lord, if you bless me,
Starting point is 00:41:20 then in the middle of the night, I don't have to get a flashlight and some bugs spray. Or when it's raining, I got to get an umbrella. Or when it's cold, I got to put a coat on. To go use the bathroom, God, I made it. I'm telling you. Owee. Does it.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Hey. man forget hey i understand what you talk about uncle joe i'm gonna get us i'm telling you now god's gonna bless me a ways unimaginable and we gonna have a god damn we gonna fly we gonna be so famous we ain't even famous yet i'm talking we're gonna be some famous we can't even fly in the airport with the regular folk no more be like the Beatles but we're gonna be like the people matter of fact we're gonna be like michael jackson yeah hey uncle joe we're gonna go on stage we do the live show and people go on fame. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:06 We're going to have a night. We're going to have a nightcap jet, a G8. I'm going to keep it real. I don't want that type of fame to what somebody faint when he said. I don't want that type of fame where I can't go nowhere. Right. I don't want to be like Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I don't want to be like Michael Jackson. I don't want to be like LeBron. I got to take my kids to go to the movies. I got to run out the whole damn movie theater. Or you can bring the movie theater you. What are you talking about? But you want your kids. to experience what it's like to go to a movie,
Starting point is 00:42:35 the Ocho. Think about when you shelter your kids and they don't get an opportunity to do anything to the other kids. To go to Disney, you got to take, you shut down whole Disney. Ain't nobody there but you and your kids. Hey, I hear ya, but what we're not going to do is we're not going to block our blessings, huh?
Starting point is 00:42:55 Oh, the blessing's coming. Listen, the tongue is powerful right now, and for us, I'm trying to reach for the star. Oh, they don't get it. Now, if we fall short and here, hit the moon. Oh, Joe, I want you to get, I want you to get Joe, but I'm just going to tell you, I'm not buying no jet.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I'm going to get me some shares in a jet. No, you ain't going to buy it. I'm going to get it for us. You didn't hit me. I got this. Let me have me. Oh, Joe. Where we going to go on a jet?
Starting point is 00:43:17 Boy, to do the live show and go to Houston and stuff. Oh, no, no. Hey, I will not. As a matter of fact, I'm glad I got somebody to fill in for me. I'm not fooling with you and Joe. Hey. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey. Hey. I'll hit you. Ocho and ISO, nightcap. Man, where on?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Man. Y'all put me up on the screen. I'll be coughing. I'm so sorry, guy. I'm a little under the weather. I'm not fooling with y'all. I'm telling you, listen, listen, I know how the man upstairs work. Huh?
Starting point is 00:43:53 Yeah. He's a joke and uncle. He ain't bought us this far. He ain't finished with us yet. You hear me? Absolutely. I believe it, Ocho. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:44:00 I'm telling you, the tongue is powerful. Everything I wish for. it then came true. Yeah. Huh? We're going to have a nightcap jet. We're going to have a nightcap jet, a G8.
Starting point is 00:44:12 I don't even know if they got a G8, but they're going to make one for us. I'm going to hit Joe and say, Joe, why, Joe, I'm going to be there an hour and 30 minutes. They got a business Boeing jet. Maybe we get one of them one from Dubai. Maybe they give us one of them old airbus with them double decals. Oh, that's too much.
Starting point is 00:44:29 It's only three of us. That's too much. That's too much. Damn. You know, and now you're being. being greedy God don't like being greedy. God. Say greed.
Starting point is 00:44:37 It's in the Bible, anyway. Yeah. I told you, hey, I take a little G. Look, I don't even need no G. What you need? Man, you don't need no Gulf Stream 5? I mean, that's what Oprah and Jordan got a 650. Well, how are we going to fit in there? Oh, Joe.
Starting point is 00:44:55 You don't get a little, you don't get a 10-seater. It's just for us three and our people. Ten Cedar? Yeah. Man, we get to do. We do, hell, no. If we're going to do it, we're going to do it right. We're going to let Oprah and join upstage us.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yes, I am. They're going to upstage me. The hell, you say, they're going to upstage me. I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, I'm going to let Oprah join upstage me. Absolutely. Don't worry about it. God got us now.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Yeah, we're going to be. Hey, we're coming. We're coming. But I'm okay. A video has the internet divided. Let's watch this, guys. What are you? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I don't know It's just common sense I'm going to my fucking mail I am stupid Yeah You must don't want your job You, it's common sense Okay
Starting point is 00:45:58 Hey, the mail man You support That's why the concrete does, huh? Yes I am, oh am I tripping And then he mad at her Telling her Don't walk on my grass
Starting point is 00:46:08 You laid a goddamn mail on the grass? Oh boy, you got to see, you got to see these hands. What? What we talking about? What's the divide? No, if you pay for lawn care and you put time in it and you water the grass, you fertilize it and you got a company that comes and it seems like the grass is green. So clearly they take cover it.
Starting point is 00:46:30 You don't want to path through it. Right. And you've been saying, can you please not? And she said, can you please not walk on the grass? She didn't say, get your ass off the grass. Right. She wasn't disrespectful. She said, can you please not walk on the grass?
Starting point is 00:46:41 And this mofo through the mail on the ground? Hey, hey, hey, y'all see what time there is. It's hot outside. Damn, he ain't got that new mail truck. He's walking the block. He chose that job. He did. He did.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I know he mad, boy. Don't complain about choices you made. She asked him nicely. She didn't say, she wasn't nasty with it, guys. Yeah, you're right. All she said, can you please not walk on the grass? Yeah. Most people
Starting point is 00:47:09 Most people Most people have signs Please stay off grass Please do not let your dog go in the grass Hmm Hey boy He was sassy boy Oh that's how you feel
Starting point is 00:47:23 That man through the mail Come on bro Take this mail That's wild I don't know about you Joe you let people walk on your grass No Nobody walk on my grass on
Starting point is 00:47:36 I'm gonna walk on it Yo you got a gate You like me, I got a gate too. Yeah. Hey, Joe got a property, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Joe got a property, uncle. I wish you would.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Because guess what? I'd have had Titus sitting in the yard. Yes, sir. Walk on it tomorrow. Yeah. Chewing ass. Yeah. Chewing ass.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah. Private property. Come on, man. You're going to sit the dog on him? Nicely, can you please not walk on the grass? Oh, you're going to sit the dog on your aunt? Huh? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:08 You're going to sit the dog on the mail, man? Hey, he's on private property. Okay, I got you, I got you. But the homeowner is right in this situation. Yes. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And then he get mad because she asked him nicely,
Starting point is 00:48:28 and then you throw the mail on the ground? Yeah, he's bad. That's crazy. I thought I heard a man in the background saying you threw the mail. I guess that's a husband or a boyfriend. Y'all dumb, dumb, talking about Shannon's arrogance. No, you don't walk on something. But I can see you probably don't own your problem.
Starting point is 00:48:47 You probably got concrete anyway. So don't you worry about it. I don't even know why you chimed in, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably got concrete. So you talking about Shannon arrogant. Ain't nothing arrogant about that. Then I pay my hard-earned money to have somebody come out there cut the grass.
Starting point is 00:49:05 It's watered. My water bill is sky high. They fertilize it. And I say, don't walk on it. And I'm arrogant because I ask you not to, walk on my grass? You see what? I used to think we as a society
Starting point is 00:49:19 we're getting better. We're not. Shoot. This is who we are. And I've just come to accept it, Ocho Joe. Joe. I have. Well, I think things are magnified now because there's so many cameras. You look at all these ring cameras. I mean, everything
Starting point is 00:49:35 is captured nowadays. Yes. That's not to say it wasn't happening back in the day. It was. It was still happening. It just wasn't on camera. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just trying to figure out how because I ask you not to step on my grass, I'm arrogant. Chad, can y'all explain that to me?
Starting point is 00:49:53 I need y'all to explain that to me. Explain to me, I ask you not to walk on my grass and I'm arrogant. They ain't arrogant. They just, they, they, they know how to get you fired up, though. But see, see, that's, that's the mentality. Certain people have a certain mentality. Yeah. And you think, that's how you think.
Starting point is 00:50:17 You do. I don't care about your efficiency. You walking on my grand. If somebody, listen, if he could have walked and she not said anything, that would have been her right to say that. But that is hers. Yeah. You don't, oh, Cho, you don't get to tell somebody what to do at their own home.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Yeah. If somebody asked you to take their shoes off. Hey, can you take your shoes off? How you going to get mad because? somebody asked you to take the shoes off coming into their house. Yeah. It's the same thing. You get mad because somebody asked you to take,
Starting point is 00:50:55 you not to walk on their grass. That's crazy. Hey. So let me ask you a question, don't you know, what's the sidewalk for? The driver? No, to walk on.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Oh. Oh, hold on. Run that back. Let me see. Because I want to see where it came from because it's amazing. Because it looked like he came from walking on the damn sidewalk. Yeah. Oh, you're trying to get a little.
Starting point is 00:51:18 shortcut let me see can we run that back rewrite this yeah you know what's in the grass please it's common sense if you're gonna put my fucking mail on the ground you're stupid
Starting point is 00:51:34 yeah you know what you were doing too aunt you must not want of your job you it's common sense if you look at what he was doing the mailbox is always in the front of the house right yes where the concrete is but he sees her right there so he's he's crossing the grass actually to take her the goddamn mail
Starting point is 00:51:55 no that's what that's what we're doing so that's what pissed him off hold on i'm coming to bring you the mail instead of putting in the goddamn mailbox put it to you and you tell him to get off your grass you know what well here you pick it up then i'm going by my business i'm she's still right though yeah she's still right they've seen look i've been a situation where I've been outside doing something and the guy would walk up the driveway. Boy, I wish you would cut through my grass. Y'all, I don't know if y'all,
Starting point is 00:52:32 it ain't like what we used to get paid. We used to cut somebody, we cut two acres for $10, $15. Man. With a push it more. I do in Atlanta. Hey, they keep walking here because I got a gate and the mailboxes out there. So if he puts that cold in and walk on this right here,
Starting point is 00:52:59 I got some for it. But I'm just saying, it's the equivalent. How you get mad if somebody say, hey, Joe, I come to Joe house, Joe's like, hey, hey, can you take your shoes off and put these booties on? Because most, I have, I have booties. So anybody to come do something in the house, they put the booty on.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah. Sometimes it's like, did you go ahead and take the shoes off? Okay, fine, I'm cool, whatever, whatever you like. But I want you to take you to take it. I want you to remove your shoes. If, hold on, last I checked, I paid a mortgage on here. And I don't even walk around with shoes in my house. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I got shoes for the house, cropped. And then I got shoes that I go outside and I go, you know, even when I go, when I'm leaving, I go put my shoes on in the garage. Yeah. I don't walk through my house with shoes on. The lady asked him nicely. She said, please. Damn, Joe.
Starting point is 00:53:50 So please. Oh, Joe don't he work anymore. Hey. You know, he was frustrated. It's probably it's already hot. You see it's hot out there. I think, for one, the mailman is trying to make it easier
Starting point is 00:54:03 not only for himself, but miss, I'm going to bring your mail to you so you don't have to go to your mailbox. And just the fact that he crossed the grass, like, ugh. I don't walk across my own grass. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Me neither. Man, Lord, Albuquer people. Lord, people. Hey, Joe, what kind of grass you got, Joe? Well, I'm going to be honest with you. My front yard, You know, I just got regular grass, but I turfed my backyard. You did?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, you know, in Atlanta, I got centipede. Yeah. You get centipede. You can get that Kentucky grass. There's different types of grass. Okay. And it depends on where you are.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Some grasses require more water. Some grasses work well in the shade. If you got a shaded area, obviously you're going to need some grass that doesn't require a whole lot of sunlight, that we're better with that. But I just, I'm, asked me not to do something. Cool, no problem. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, oh, Joe, I threw that turf down that the lighten up the load here. Yeah, I know, I know what you mean. Yeah, damn, all that. Especially on the property, I could only imagine, but what you, what you said on up? Joe, I got turf in my backyard too, Joe. That's what Ash and George was talking about, tell about what he talked about. He got turf.
Starting point is 00:55:27 And y'all bet not be walking on it. Hey, Joe, you got a little putting green back there too? No, I ain't got no putting green. I ain't got no putting green. Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, I tell you about you rich folk, boy. Oh, here you go.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Here you go. Oh, Joe, you cut your grass or you have somebody hired to cut it? Oh, no, no, I got a fake grass, so I ain't got to. Oh, you got turf too? Yeah, I got that ain't got to do no maintenance. Hey, no maintenance. Hey, it looked good year round. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:58 I'm talking about it. I do have to worry about it. I do hate the weeds still go through there, man. They do. But you have a couple. But still, people got to come blow it.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Yeah, they come to do that. Got to cut the, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, guys, it's us.
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Starting point is 00:56:24 Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people. people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
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Starting point is 00:57:42 or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano. It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast point game, the playoffs. We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season, and I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was part of it. You just understood.
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Starting point is 00:58:14 Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcast presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate. Our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? They had a bogo. Well, then you got it.
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