Nightcap - Nightcap - Hour 2: Travis Kelce's Fade, Parting the Red Sea, Unc's INSANE dating story
Episode Date: February 2, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Travis Kelce’s haircut, Ravens TE Mark Andrews helping to save a life on his flight, Kotex making a request for everyone this Valentine's Day, Ri...ck Ross gifting his girlfriend a set of new teeth, and much more! 2:00 - Thoughts on the “Travis Kelce”haircut - “Most black people already know what a fade is” - Unc 10:00 - Mark Andrews assists crew during flight medical emergency 18:40 - Rick Ross buys girlfriend new teeth 38:00 - Parting the Red Sea 01:01:00 - Unc's insane dating stories (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Travis Kelsey haircut is apparently taking barbershops by storm.
The New York Times began Black History Month by referring to the fade as the Travis Kelsey.
The local barber said the guys come in
and walk the same style
and even come in with a picture of Trav.
Ocho, I've been getting the fade since 86.
Wait, he don't have a fade.
He got a buzz cut like when you go to the Army.
Hot it, bro.
Right?
They just changed it up huh i mean so new york times so that's how you start black history giving trap and that's my nephew you're gonna give him credit for the fade
but we've been seeing the fade for years huh who wrote that new york times send him a nice letter who i mean but there's
a specific i need the writer who actually wrote it i mean i need to i need to write him a nice
little i want to know what about what barbershop they're going in saying oh let me get the travis
kelsey because any black any black person already know what a fade is. Most of the time, if you got a fade, hey,
you want to clean it up? Yep.
Just give me what I normally get. Clean me up.
Line me up. Line me up
a little bit. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I just...
Well, they crazy,
huh?
That's what they do, though.
So they call it...
Hold on. Ocho, let me get a Kelsey.
I got that full... I'm trying to figure out what black barbershop you go in
and say, let me get a Travis Kelsey.
They're about to look at you like, what?
A who?
They gonna go in there,
let me get that Ocho.
Hey.
If you say get you a Jordan,
because when I was growing up, you know what a ball was called
It was called a kojak. Hey, bro. Let me get that Koja. Oh, yeah
That's what they call it. That's what I call it when I'm growing up now
I mean, maybe they call it a Michael Jordan or they call it a Kobe or whatever they call it now
But when I was growing up, they call it a kojak
Everybody knew that was
You know jack everybody knew what that was he was he was about you know but i i'm just trying to figure out i just want to go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go into the barbershop when i go i'm going to
the barbershop when i go back to atlanta i was like hey hey joe let me get that travis kelsey
but maybe maybe maybe it's in maybe it's in uh in kansas city i mean the new york times
i know baby maybe they got the story from kansas city
i don't know i don't know but i i'm just like i'm like bro how you how you gonna rock you bro
do you understand black people been getting fazed for how long my grandfather I'm saying me my grandfather they were
getting paid that's what the army used
to give people we get that big and
forever Brad got a buzz cut if you watch
full metal jacket if you ever watch full
metal jacket and they go give you a
haircut that's the exact haircut he got
same thing same thing hold up I'm gonna google it
same exact thing
damn
I see like one or two black guys
most of the faves I see on white people
hold on
I'm trying to see
how you got
it cut.
Let me see.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that.
That's the army fade.
The army fade. It goes back. Yes.
The army fade.
That's where it came from.
It originated from.
He got all his kids.
He had four sons.
All of them had them cuts like that
because my grandfather was in the military.
And when we came up, that's exactly
what he had. And I remember
I was like four or five
years old. probably about four.
And that's how my grandfather had a buzz cut.
And then he had a part in it.
And I said, Papa, I want to get my hair cut like that.
He said, Green, get our boy Fade with a part.
Boom.
So this is the same haircut I had for 50 years.
I ain't never had no dreads.
I ain't never had no curl.
I ain't had nothing.
This is what I had.
Tight.
I had dreads
in high school. Nope.
Oh, that's dope.
Oh, Trav. Listen, Trav
hot right now, man.
But you can't give him credit for the
fade.
I mean, look, I deserve it. So you can't give him credit for the fade. I mean, listen.
You know, you know, you know how it is.
You know how they do.
Bro, do you understand how many black men have paid before?
I will get the fame.
Trav was born in 89.
I will get the pay.
You go back and look.
I had a fade in high school.
I graduated high school in 86.
And I had a fade in high school.
Right.
You go back and look.
You go back and look at my pictures.
I mean, it was a little high on the top, but I had a fade.
Go back and look at the picture of my third grade picture that I put with Travis Scott that's on IG and you tell me.
21 Savage.
Excuse me. 21 Savage.
Hold on. I'm pulling up.
Yeah, I got to see that. Hey.
Oh, yo, that's like 74, 75.
Now you tell me what.
Hey, boy, you a clean, bro?
Yeah, you know your boy had that little something, bro.
You a clean now, okay?
I see you.
My granddad told me,
hey, boy, if you take any more pictures
and all you do is smile,
I'm going to tear your ass up.
I'm like, so how you want me to take the picture?
Let me show you my baby picture.
I've been smoking cigars for years. Let me show you my baby picture when I had... You know, I've been smoking cigars for years.
Let me show you my baby picture when I was young.
Bro, you...
Ojo, you know damn well you ain't smoking no cigar.
Nah, that's my baby picture.
I had a cigar in my mouth.
Yeah, I was about two, about two or three.
And that's how it all started.
That's how it started?
Black and white.
Yeah, that's how it all started.
I didn't know what I was doing.
I didn't smoke it then.
But as I got older,
I've been smoking that since 1990.
The New York Times
began Black History Month
by referring to the fade
as the Travis Kelsey.
Maybe white guys
come in there and say that.
Probably.
It's more so the kids anyway.
The kids are doing that.
Every black person know what a fade is.
Yeah.
I mean, that's like if you go to
if you black and you say, okay okay i want to watch him say it
they know what that is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm i speaking of watching sit i
you know i ain't gonna bring that up that's that's something completely different
yeah that's completely different uh mark andrews ravens tight end is being held as a hero after mid-flight emergency
mark andrews potentially saved a woman's life during a mid-air emergency on southwest airline
flights today after a nurse and a doctor on the flight couldn't find strong pulse for the woman
with her blood pressure extremely low andrews who has type 1 diabetes since he was a child
called that she may be suffering from abnormal
blood sugar levels.
Andrews then offered
a diabetic testing kit that
he had with him and instructed the medical
professionals how to use
it and to check for her blood level. The woman's
heart rate was stabilized
soon after.
Hey, that's live.
That's it. Have you ever been on a flight with a medical emergency
no no no no no no no no no i i you know what i think i've never been in one um i i i really
wouldn't want to because i wouldn't know what to do in those situations. What I would be able to do is stay calm.
But as far as doing any type of procedures and CPR or things like that, that would make me nervous.
Stuff like that, it would irk my nerves because I am not well-versed or experienced in that manner.
So I would be very uncomfortable, especially if they don't have professionals on board.
Yeah, we got diverted.
The guy had a heart attack on a plane.
And so we ended up
having to get diverted.
We had to go to land in Raleigh.
We were on our way to New York.
He was okay?
They diverted us.
They got him off.
And then we took off.
So hopefully...
But damn, y'all just left him?
Well, hell, he wasn't no family member.
I wasn't going to sit around and wait.
Hell, I was going on to the...
I was going on.
Yeah, the medical professionals came.
We got him off the plane.
What the hell are we going to sit there and wait for?
Yeah, y'all going to stay
and at least make sure everything was okay.
No, I'm sure.
Hopefully, they were able to get in contact
with his family
and his family,
and his family was soon en route.
But, nah, a plane ain't waiting around for no situation like that, Ocho.
Man, I was on a flight one time, Ocho.
I always sit on the aisle.
I don't like to sit by the window.
Wait, you like the aisle?
Because I don't like getting out and stepping on people.
Because I go to the bathroom, Ocho.
Man, I'm 55.
I got this weak-ass bladder.
So, hey, I got to go.
And so,
this lady, she kept looking out the window.
I'm like, what the hell?
And she wasn't saying anything. I'm like like okay right what's really going on
ocho
don't tell me no this woman was so sick ocho she threw up the first hour of the plane
the whole hour because we're going we going from New York to Atlanta
okay
Ocho you know they got the throw up bag
yeah the little
she probably filled up by four of them
the blanket
and it smelled so bad
they said oh Mr. Sharp I'm sorry we gonna give you
5,000 miles I said oh no you not
not if I got to sit here and smell this
you gonna give me a little measle at 5,000 miles. I said, oh, no, you not. Not if I got to sit here and smell this for two and a half hours, you ain't gonna give me no little
5,000 miles.
She was sitting right next to me
because I normally sit like
anything, I don't do
bulkhead because I need to extend
my knees, extend my legs,
and I like to get
the eye.
Man, Ocho,
bro, and you know vomit how that how it smell and you
where you going and ain't nowhere to go did you did you stay there
what you want me to do yeah okay i would just make it so you get did you console her at least
i asked her i said but here's the thing, Ochoa. I asked her, I said, ma'am, are you okay?
And she didn't say anything.
She just shook her head.
I was like, damn.
Now I'm thinking, is she coherent?
You know, what's really going on?
Does she understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, she can speak English.
Man, that lady started throwing up, Ochoa.
I was like, oh my goodness.
I'm like,
I mean,
I'm like,
how much do you got
in your stomach?
Yeah,
she must have ate something bad.
Maybe she was pregnant.
You never know.
I don't know.
I don't know
about no pregnancy.
Don't look at it.
I wasn't no doctor
on the flight, Ocho.
I'm just saying.
Right.
Oh, man.
I would have made, I would have consoled. But they did give me 20, they did, they gave me flight, Ocho. I'm just saying. Right. I would have consoled.
They did give me 20,000 miles.
So I appreciate it.
20,000?
I'm a million
miles, Ocho.
Actually,
baby,
how many sky miles I got?
Like roundabout number?
On Spirit, 42.
By how many?
Yeah, yeah.
She said I got about 220 million sky miles.
No, you ain't got that many.
The record, I saw a piece on 60 Minutes.
The most that somebody said had was 20 million miles.
Yeah, I was right below him.
I was right below him at 17.
At 17 sky miles.
I got 1.5.
I do.
For real?
Baby, look up my sky miles real quick, man.
Please.
I need to use them, though.
Let me get over on them.
She be using my damn sky miles.
No.
I need to get...
And then I don't fly nowhere.
I don't fly nowhere except to work.
Unless I only get on a plane.
Only reason I get on a flight is for work only.
When it's time for vacation with the kids
or I'm going to
watch soccer in Europe that's it other than that I ain't traveling just to be traveling at all but
I mean bro but you have to understand you have to understand what it because I've been flying I mean
I've been obviously you know I was in Savannah and uh uh lived in Atlanta and so basically I've
been the only flight that I've only flown has been Delta.
And so obviously I used to like give my miles to my mom or my sister would come.
But bro, right.
I mean, what they want for a first class ticket to fly from here is like two hundred and a quarter of a billion miles.
The fly first class from here to Atlanta uh uh atlanta oh no hell no and now you see why i
frequent i frequent spirit hell i just flew frontier uh where did i fly frontier oh yeah
i flew frontier from philly to um from philly to orlando and listen i i enjoy frontier it must
have been one of their newer planes it looked really nice inside very very nice
the customer service was
great the flight attendants were really good
I was able to get
they gave me coke they gave me
almonds I got almonds
we've had
a national championship
we went to the obviously
first take
in Houston got stuck 10 and a half hours
oh 10 10
that's nasty yeah man hey listen the only the only bad thing with frontier they ain't had no wi-fi
they ain't had no wi-fi you lucky lucky you have seats. They probably had folding chairs.
Nah, Frontier nice now.
Don't do that.
Frontier was one of their new planes.
Oh, I thought you was talking about Spirit.
Oh, Spirit nice too.
Man, don't try Spirit like that, yo.
I fly Spirit.
I fly Spirit all the time.
They based the movie Soul Plane with Kevin Hart and Snoop Dogg on Spirit.
Nope.
Spirit is the real deal.
Listen, I sit in the same seat,
exit row 13A.
Exit row seat 13A.
Everybody is Spirit.
No, me.
Everybody.
Good seats.
I get from point A to point B.
Costly.
120 bucks or less every time. I'm every time people people want to fly private and
hey every time i go to the airport man people be like what's up but why are you standing in
line with us boy you ain't got pre-check i don't know i ain't paying for that shit
why am i praying for pre-check think about it huh why am i paying for pre-check and when it's
time to board we all gonna board to board the flight at the same time
by the time you get on the plane I'm already sitting on it
so I'm believing in that
Rick Ross has gifted his girlfriend
Christina Mackey a brand new smile
she posted a
video of her new teeth
and the internet had a lot to say
what do you think Ocho about
gifting
I like it I like it and we we talk
about ross we talk about the biggest you know right ross ross giving cars uh jewelry yeah ross
ross got ross got me a gift you know about three four years ago nice little watch man ross has
always been a giver ross has always been an inspiration real dude but I love Ross yeah real real real man I hit him up I hit a type dude I hit him up I say
Ross I need to holler at you about something he's a big homie I'm out of town I'll be back
x amount of time when I touch down I hit you and he gonna hit you call me what it is and he gonna hit you back every time every time
but i i like that i like that if it's someone that you're dealing with and and you want to
to help them enhance whatever feature it may be that you may think they need or that they want
i mean all go for it now i told you before i told you before now if i'm dealing with anybody
and there are things or procedures that i get done for you that i told you before now if i'm dealing with anybody and there are things or procedures
that i get done for you that i have to pay for and things don't work out between us i need that
i need my bag now you ain't gonna be taking them titties in that ass i paid for and them teeth
put them teeth on the table put them teeth on the counter, leave that ass and them same titties I paid for right here.
Hey, Ocho,
my grandfather...
I'm just saying in general. That's just
hypothetically speaking. I need all that back.
My grandfather used to say, boy, be careful
fattening frogs for another
snake to eat.
Now, you tell me what you think he meant by that.
Y'all better listen to me now.
Barney Porter had it.
Barney Porter was ahead of his time.
Be careful fattening a frog for another snake to eat.
Be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat.
Fellas, y'all hear that?
Next time you think about getting her stuff done, just remember.
Just remember. Next time you think about getting her stuff done, just remember, just remember, if things don't work out, she going to the next.
Another snake going to eat her.
Another snake going to eat her.
I'm just saying.
I'm going to keep it one foul while with you.
I ain't got no problem.
Ross, he the real deal.
I ain't got no problem with it. I'm just saying.
I'm going to keep a foul while with you
and let you know
what's really going on
yeah
Ross could do that
but
oh yeah
but see Ross got
people like that
I ain't got people like that
my money is junk money
man
Ross
Ross got
what I call
train smoke money
yeah long
he got train smoke money
you know when the train
going and the smoke
coming out the train
and it's a long, a long trail
way yonder,
man, Ross got that money.
So that ain't nothing for him.
You know, us regular folks.
Yeah, I'm regular.
Now, if I...
Yeah, I'm regular too.
Now, if I invest in those enhancements
for you aesthetically,
for your viewing pleasure,
uh-uh, uh-uh. And things don't work out uh-uh honey i'm
just hypothetically speaking lead it add some titties and them teeth on the table i need all
that back and uh somebody else can use you but you know what joe somebody else can use that i'm a type
of guy listen i put put them titties in the freezer put them free then somebody else you
i've never really take i've never taken i shouldn't say really anything if i buy you a gift purse earrings right whatever the case might be
oh stuff like that you can keep that you can keep that it's like the wheel of fortune i know
people don't know this but chuck woolery was the first host of the wheel of fortune not pat
sajak right and it used to be right you shop so if you want something
uh i like to buy the dining set for twelve hundred dollars okay you got x amount you know and the
bankruptcy once you buy a prize is yours to keep so and then you know you buy you somebody would
win five thousand dollars okay for the uh for twelve hundred dollars I like to buy the dining room set. Okay, you got $3,800
left. And for this,
for $1,000, I like to
buy the motor school.
So that's how Wheel of Fortune actually
used to work. So they
used to have prizes up there that you could see
and you could actually buy. It's like you were
shopping. So now, you know, you
win and you just, you know, they spin the
wheel. But I like the old wheel
of fortune right so i'm just saying once shannon buys you something is yours to keep it's yours
right right right i don't want to make what the hell i'm gonna do with it right what you mean
if you let's just say if you and somebody break up purses earrings earrings, jewelry, all that go out. Man, how you feel?
You go out and you see your girl wearing the outfit and the purse and the jewelry and the
chains you bought with another dude.
And he ain't did nothing yet.
So she got on your stuff.
Not only is she with the next dude, you know, wearing the stuff you bought, he hitting your
that used to be yours. You used to ask her, he hitting your, that used to be yours.
You used to ask for it.
That used to be
you.
Nah, shoot. I'm her first.
Well, I just, hey, you better
hope you her last. That's the,
that ain't the issue. You better hope
you the last. Yeah.
Shit, better be. Hey, baby.
Where you going
after me?
Oh, she said I should be
asking her where I'm going.
Hey, man, look here.
Oh, it's your bad look.
We all
think that when we get in a relationship,
we're going to be with that person forever,
but in all likelihood,
that's probably not going to happen.
And so when you buy someone something,
a purse or a car or whatever the case may be,
Ocho,
just,
just chalk it up.
Right,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right.
She said,
she said she bought me a smart car
you know I'm on my fifth smart car
right so
I had mentioned about wanting a new one
because the previous one I had
you know it had too many miles
so she bought me a smart car
last year
maybe two years ago she bought me a new one
with lower
mileage because now they discontinued.
They should.
She back here screaming to me, if you're going to take stuff back, I should.
I'm taking back my goddamn smart car.
That's one thing I ain't never given up.
That's my transportation.
So what am I going to do, Ocho?
So what am I going to do with a set of earrings?
What am I going to do with a purse, a Louis, an LV?
What you mean mean if you buy
somebody a chanel purse right stay with me stay with me and y'all break up that's ten seven thousand
nine thousand depending on what type of chanel purse you know you get a big boy an xl just a large
you know boom y'all break up take that purse get it refurbished go back to chanel ask them to
rewrap it it's a new purse again and you can get that to somebody else who's going to appreciate
i mean i mean she appreciated the time is hers i'm just i'm just thinking about ways i'm just
thinking about ways no i ain't like that i'm just gonna go hey i just talked that up i just chalk it
up i appreciate it hey we were together. I gave
it to you. I wanted you to have it.
You continue to have it. But I know when you
look at it, who you're thinking of.
Right. Hey,
I like that. I like that.
But Ocho,
you can't get mad.
I mean, y'all break up. What you
think? She going to be, you think she
going to be like, oh, I ain't going to go mess oh I ain't gonna go mess I ain't gonna be with nobody else
man please
yeah
yeah y'all break up she probably
with the dude that been that's been
hounding her that same night y'all
broke up
oh yeah
okay babe okay you right real you right
you right you right
hey check this out, Ocho.
A text exchange about staying
in for the first date goes viral.
A woman posted text between her
and a guy who said,
it's just
I want to meet you in person
first before we go out.
I mean, I barely know you.
What you look like, you didn't even send
me pictures of you
she said yeah we can meet in person out somewhere because i'm not coming to your place and you're
not coming to mine he wrote back this line is so basic to me i suggested something and i never asked
ask you to come to your place i have my own i'm not desperate to have sex with you, but if that's what you're implying,
I just don't go out in public
with women until I've met them.
Spend some time with the
one-on-one.
Oh, sure. This is what kids do in these days?
These days?
Man, women don't talk
to no damn man after the first time.
I ain't going to nobody's
house.
Not even the first time.
Matter of fact, even if we know each other and are dealing, I still ain't going to your house.
I don't know what else you have going on
that I don't know about.
And that just makes me uncomfortable
being put in a situation like you explained
back in your day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They go over to somebody's house
and somebody from the past pops up.
I don't want no part of that. Yeah, I don They're going to do that. With somebody's house and somebody from the past pop up. With that chopper on your board.
I don't want no part of that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want no part of that.
I mean, that's the young crowd.
That's the young crowd.
I kind of can understand
what he's talking about
or where he's coming from.
Everybody moves differently.
Man, look here.
Look here.
Bro, you might be Jeffrey Dahmer.
Bro, ain't nobody going to your house
with no first... Ain't nobody going now. Right, right, right might be Jeffrey Dahmer. Bro, ain't nobody going to your house on no first day.
Ain't nobody going now.
The first time, look, like I said, Ocho, I'm from the South.
And so normally, I always like, okay, we going out.
I would pick the person up.
I didn't go in her house, but I would pick her up.
I come to L.A.
Then I'm like, oh, okay, I'll meet you out.
Now, you want me to take you home?
And then I realize, whoa, you live in the Valley?
Oh, no.
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no.
Now with that traffic.
Yeah, I got to get you an Uber.
But I get it.
I'm with her on this situation.
Nah, bro, you can't.
She ain't coming over to your house.
Yeah.
Bro, just be there.
I don't go out in public with.
What woman you think going to come to your house? Yeah. Yeah. I don't go out in public with what woman you think going to come to your house.
Never met you before.
Don't know anything about you.
And the first place you're going to meet you is at your house,
but you don't go out with,
you don't go out in public with women until you've dealt with them.
One-on-one bro.
You backwards with that one.
I can't even,
I can't even,
I can't even rock with you.
Now, what I can tell you is,
now there are some men
that can get away with that
depending on who you are.
Stay with me.
Now, depending on who you are,
you can pull that shit.
Depending on who you are,
you can pull that
and it's going to work
10 times out of 10
based on who you are.
Now, the first time,
you got to be careful.
Hey, Ocho, you got to be real careful.
Your place can't be the stick pad now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Show can't.
Show can't.
And it's just...
The first time?
Yeah.
And the first time she like...
You know, she...
Nah, nah.
Let's just go at me.
And now I can get a sense i
can get a vibe of how you move it yeah what makes you comfortable what makes you uncomfortable
are the trigger words that i say that did i you know hey i'm i'm i'm smooth you know hey
oh i don't bite nah baby it's cool hey hey you hey, you know, well, come sit right here. Nah, let me, hey, I can hear you from where I am right here.
We good.
Yeah, man.
Okay.
Like, see, you move a little slower.
You move a little slower.
Hell yeah, I move slower.
I'm slow walking.
Yeah.
I ain't with that.
No means no.
Maybe means no.
Yes means no tomorrow.
Right.
I got plenty of time.
Yeah.
That's a, hey. Wait, I ain't got, I ain't got got plenty of time yeah that's a jay wait i ain't i ain't got
i ain't got that kind of time i ain't got i ain't got that kind of time because i ain't got no time
to waste because tomorrow is not promised now what we doing what we went that that one now
that that one now you you slid in you slid in my dm you slid in my dm so whatever your intentions were or whatever your
intentions are we're gonna execute this we're gonna we're gonna speed this process up expeditiously
that's a big word for me i just learned that expeditiously and that's what we did
that's that's that's what we did and here we are four years later still right i'm okay i'll say ocho um me and my position into where i am right now
yeah right ah bro i'm good yeah you i mean you're you're i mean listen you can do it you you can do
it sometimes i told you i told you before and i tell you again you alive but you're living
you're alive but you ain't living you have too many too many rules you have boundaries
uh you know i think you you you you're stuck in a box of comfort and you don't want to get outside
of it nope we got to get you out of there we got to get you out of that i'm gonna know for 100%
for certain that you uh that you rock it with um because other than that. Well, it's, it's, it's, it's no way to know because women,
no,
listen,
women can play the long game.
That's okay.
Women can play.
Women can play the long game and have you thinking they rocking with you.
And listen,
sooner,
sooner.
And you'll never know if you do until she mad.
Cause until she get mad,
that's the only,
that's the only time you can see her true colors.
I think that they done got that movement now.
Right, right, right. What movement is that? done got that movement now. Right, right, right.
What movement is that?
Oh, that Me Too?
Yeah, that Me Too don't play, boy.
That Me Too don't play.
Because.
At all.
Because that's the only one that you're guilty before proving innocent.
It used to be innocent until proven guilty.
You are guilty until proven innocent.
And then you steal
that stain that's a scar a right yeah worth it you can't recover you can't recover from that huh
yeah i just go ahead and wait no some people can run i just walk i'm good chicago area who
have a valentine's day special of naming cockroaches after x's. For a $15 donation, the Brookfield Zoo,
those willing to name a Madagascar
hissing cockroach
after an X or their least favorite
person. Donors will receive a
certificate of naming
that can be filled out and shared and
hung on the wall to remember the
cockroach.
That's not nice. You ain't got no X's
that you want to donate?
No, sir.
I don't want no part of that. She can
hit you too. Don't get me
in trouble now. I don't want to be on the couch. I don't blame you,
Joe.
I don't want to be on the couch.
That couch get cold.
Get cold.
I ain't never had to sleep on the couch.
Yeah. Shit, I I'm gonna be there
tonight
we continue this
conversation about
I'm just saying
I'm just you know
we name I mean
people
they don't get
they find a way
to get some money
out of Ocho
$15 you can name
a cockroach
you can name
your ex
after a cockroach
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah that's it
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okay i like that but you don't run you don't run real life when i was a kid i mean you know what
yeah i don't like oh your lady told me one time, say, Shannon, when you was a kid, you played in mud.
Now you can swim in blood.
Yeah.
I got to go.
I said, I got to go.
I came to it.
I came to it, baby.
There you go.
Um, you passing up.
You passing up because of Mother Nature.
I can wait.
I waited all that time.
I can wait another five to seven days.
No, no, no, no.
Let me show you what you do.
Hold on.
Let me show you what you do.
Hold on.
Hold on. I'm going to show you what you do. Hold on. Let me show you what you do. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm going to show you what you do.
Hold on.
Hang on.
It's what you do.
You ask her what day she on, right?
What day she on?
You ask about her flow.
Is your flow light? Is your flow medium? Is it heavy? Are you on day one? Are day she on? You ask about her flow. Is your flow light?
Is your flow medium?
Is it heavy?
No, they're going to tell me
they're light, but I'm spotting.
Well, I'm going to spot you.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to spot you seven days.
That's what I'm going to spot.
Listen.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If she says she's spotting,
whether it's heavy,
whether it's light,
whether it's medium,
get you one of these.
Yeah, that towel.
Yeah, get you a towel. Why would's how yeah get to get your white one not
yeah well i only got white because you know i steal all my towels from the hotels anytime i
travel i always take a set so that's why all my towels white get your towel you got a fold in
now you got to fold it you got to fold it like this you got to fold it three times
you see you see i got you got to make sure it's thick so the blood can't get all the way through there
now like that you see i think that is damn that's thick who you having sex with
god damn i look like i'm gonna fit on that tower you must be having sex with betty
listen now i'm telling you how to do it now. I'm experienced now. I've been doing this 35 years.
You got to make sure you put the rim of the lips so the blood, it hits right here.
I'm trying to coach you up.
Don't call me.
I'm trying to coach you up so you can run the red light.
No, Coach, this game ain't for me.
Listen, sometimes you don't have to wait.
You don't have to wait.
Listen, I like it.
You 55, you 55, you ain't run the red light yet, man.
See what I like?
They say, you know what, Shannon?
I'm on my cycle, and I don't want the first time to be like this.
I'm like, Jesus.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Not for me. It ain't okay.
Little blood ain't hurt nobody.
They ain't look here.
That ain't what we finna have a crime
scene.
We're not finna have no crime scene. We gotta have
yellow tape around the bed.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm telling you that there we can see two rules oh they can't they can wait they listen they can't they said they can't they can't fart in front of you
they can't they can't do number two in front of you now you can't have sex on their period now
you got to be you got to do something there you gotta say you're not supposed to have sex with a
woman on this on a period's what the Bible say.
The Bible said you ain't supposed
to have sex when you ain't married.
But hell, here we are. I hear some of the Bible,
not all of it.
Nah, Ocho.
Nah, I can't do that, Ocho.
I'm good. I can wait, Ocho.
You mean to tell me you can't wait seven days?
I ain't waiting nothing.
I ain't, Jesus rose on the third day.
Jesus rose on the third day.
I'm not waiting seven for nothing.
Nathaniel, what day you on?
You got to ask the important question.
What day are you on and how heavy is your flow?
And y'all in the chat,
don't be acting like I'm the only one.
You know how y'all be.
Y'all be acting all sadidi
like y'all grew up with the royal family.
Y'all be doing that shit too.
Don't do that.
Shoot, and Real do that. Shoot.
And Real the one taught me.
Shit.
It wasn't me.
I wasn't doing it
until I met her.
Bad influence.
I'm tripping
talking about how
I can't run no red light
all you got to do
get in the shower
have her take a shower
get the towel
fold the towel three times
fold it
it's very imperative
that you fold it three times
lay it down
based on the movement
you know
because blood might splatter blood might spatter depending on
you know you're moving and within and how you like to operate in bed you're good
hold on let me get hold on let me get a red book.
Chat.
I can't believe you. I can't believe you.
I can't believe you, man.
Believe what?
I can't believe you.
Talk about you't run red lights
Can I ask you a question?
Look, I've heard about the
Let me ask you a question real quick
What did Moses part in the Bible?
The Red Sea
Thank you
Thank you
What you think that meant?
What you think that meant?
What did you think that meant when they say Moses parted the Red Sea?
I ain't gonna use my spirit to do it, though.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho? I ain't using my spirit to part
the Red Sea. I'm gonna wait.
Now, Ocho, look. Here's the thing. Look.
Obviously, I've been
playing in Denver
and I had girlfriends and they came
with Shannon or I went home
and I was like,
I don't know.
Oh. they like with Shannon or I went home and I was like oh oh oh
I was like
damn
but you know now they got medication
but they can stop it right
yeah they got medication they can stop it
oh it's called pregnancy
yeah nine months no no no no no no no no no no they got they got they
got medicine to stop it you're serious wow yeah i ain't i ain't heard about that i mean i'm not
you can take you can take your birth early or you can you know and and but then they got pills that
but you have to be careful because sometimes the pill they they come with you know, and, and, but then they got pills that, but you have to be careful because sometimes the pill,
they,
they,
they come with,
you know,
warnings called blood clots.
Side effects.
Side effects.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't,
you don't want to be doing that.
You don't want to be doing that.
We got a new chat.
You know,
we the chat key team CSI.
Right.
Bring on the red sea.
35%.
Nah,
fam.
65%.
I told you.
Oh, they ride with us. They ride. That's 65%. Nah, fam, 65%. I told you, Ocho, they ride with arms.
They ride, they rock with arms. That 65%, they ain't living.
They living.
They living.
That 65%, when they was kids, they ain't playing in the mud.
They ain't playing in the dirt.
I played in the mud, but I ain't been to swimming blue.
Matter of fact, that 65%, they ain't even even had a 64 pack of crayons when they was
in kindergarten. They had a 12
pack. They had a 12
pack of crayons. I had the
64 pack of crayons with
a sharpener.
And that's how I'm living. On the edge.
Nah, man.
I can't. I can't, Ocho. I can't. I can't. I can't. can't don't you I can't
I can't
I can't
I'll wait
I'll wait y'all
I'll wait
some days ain't nothing
be here before you know it
I told you listen
you waiting
you waiting cause you on a cycle
you waiting when you first meet her
you know until you get to know her
ain't nobody got time
but tomorrow ain't a problem
if it ain't a problem
then it ain't meant to happen
oh it's meant to happen it wasn't gonna happen when she's right because he didn't want me to get't meant to happen. Oh, it's meant to happen.
It wasn't going to happen when she's right.
Because if he'd have wanted me to get it that first night, he'd have made it perfect.
He's like, he wouldn't have been on a cycle.
And we'd have went out.
And she'd say, Shannon, come on with it.
Come on with you.
Come on.
Shh.
Man.
Shit.
This ain't nothing.
I mean, you know back in the day.
Hey, Shannon.
Come get this blessing. You know why i'm here i say yeah hey don't play with me
i never ran track and the period ain't nothing but you know what i tried to
i cut my leg and fell i said you know the hurdlers ain't for me
I don't like obstacles
so much trouble
trouble in my way
I have to cry sometimes
Ocho you nasty
Ocho you know what I'm coming to think of
Ocho you nasty
nasty?
nasty?
I ain't I'm I am not boy I'm living I ain't. I am not.
Boy, I'm living.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You Lord and well poop.
I'm living.
No, you nasty.
Because when I get older, I don't want to look back and say, damn, I should have experienced that at least once.
Or I should have done this back then
nah I want to make sure I check everything off my bucket list and everything possible
back when I'm also oh man I remember this time this girl hooked you was on a cycle
and I had to wait seven days oh man stop it nope nope nope nope nope nope i'm human and ain't nothing ain't nothing wrong with me well i'm gonna let you
have that well that's that's your thing would knock yourself out lady that ain't my thing it's
just it's just life well they said 65 percent say fam, they ain't rocking like that. So they ride with us.
They lying.
They lying.
Lainey Ray.
They lying.
I'm back on the whipped cream topic.
Respectfully, Ocho, no grown woman want that or her neither regions or anywhere.
It's too smelly and we have our pH balance to worry about.
See, Ocho, they don't want their ph balance i'm gonna talk to you
your balance i'm trying to knock your balance off for real though but not with no ph you know
what i'm saying oh joe yeah i got i'm with you i'm with you right
yeah well but miss laney ray has to understand understand, this is, I'm the P8,
you don't have to worry
about the P8 here,
you know,
because it's a union.
Oh, but you putting
a foreign substance in there.
That's what I think.
You talking about not...
No, no.
Yeah, Whip Queen!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I am.
I am a little foreign.
Nah, you ain't foreign.
They used to call me exotic back in the day. Yeah, They used to call me
exotic back in the day
Yeah, they used to call me exotic
Ah, man
That was funny
That was funny
I got one for you, Ocho
Cupcake Mama said
Oh, according to Hugh Hefner's widow
he went deaf
from taking those diamonds
I would hate for you to be hard of hearing
huh
what you say
what you say baby
then what
hey
oh you know what speaking of diamonds somebody on twitter you know we all talk about
diamonds every so often somebody on twitter said no i don't take no diamonds why don't you try
macaroon you heard of macaroon no yeah i don't i'm assuming maybe it's some type of herb maybe
some type of uh a pill you take or orally that kind of does the same thing.
I think it's natural.
I don't know anything about it.
I didn't have an opportunity to do my research.
But now that you just said diamonds, I remember seeing it multiple times, multiple times earlier,
something about maca root.
So I'm going to do my homework and I'm going to get back to you and see how that works.
Because the diamonds, I ain't paying.
I ain't paying.
I ain't paying for that.
That's how my price range.
It's right at my price range.
It's right at my price range. It's right at my price range.
Chad, if y'all know about macaroon,
let me know how I should take it.
Do I take the powder?
Do I take the pills?
How many pills do I take?
What's the price point of macaroon?
If it's expensive,
I can't do it.
Coach, there's something wrong with you, bro.
Hey, man.
What rail? Rail go to sleep.
That's McAroo.
She got some damn McAroo.
Oh, rail.
You nasty, man.
I was trying to figure out
why she be always trying to mount me like that
like i like like like a little bit i thought she was just excited to see me you know the you know
the past six seven months like it's been it's been a little um a little different a little
different like a little bit i felt like i was a teenager again and i'm thinking it's because me you know i got a haircut i took a shower this motherfucker she had macaroon the whole time
and didn't say nothing real says she got to get it in real says she did real say give me me
give me give me give me me that's crazy michelle robinson hey that's crazy take this out oh yeah Michelle Robinson Michelle Robinson
asked
who you dating that still have peers
hell everybody
what's wrong with you I don't know what's wrong with you
Michelle
bless your heart but ain't nobody
I've been with in the last 15 years had no heart
flashes you lied to me
hey but that's a good
one hey who said that hey that's a good one. Hey, who said that?
Hey, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Hey, she trying to say you only date people that's out of their menopause or something, huh?
I don't know what Michelle said.
I mean, that's a menopause. Bless her heart.
Hey, that was a good one.
She tried, y'all.
Hey, Michelle, I'm sorry, but I know I'm 55, and you think I'm supposed to be dating somebody 55 and up that ain't got no cycle?
That ain't about to happen.
That ain't about to happen.
Okay.
Hey, not to be in your personal business, what's the youngest you would date?
I mean, being that you're 55, is there an age limit that's too young?
You suppose, the way it's supposed to be
set up, it's supposed to be half your
age plus seven. So, whatever
half your age is plus
seven is supposed to be the cutoff.
Okay.
I look at,
hey, I'm looking for number Niagara Falls.
That's what Niagara Falls,
that's what I'm looking for. That's what I'm looking for number Niagara Falls that's what I'm looking for
that's what I'm looking for
so
I already know they got a cycle
Michelle I'm sorry
Michelle I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you
about that
Michelle tried to sell me show oh no Michelle oh no and I'm and the oldest I mean
you have no issue dating dating women of you know your age I mean that that or okay but they don't okay women my age don't find me appealing they're trying to go younger
yeah they are oh oh there's somebody there's somebody for you chat chat i know y'all know
about this there's a there's a young lady i saw on on uh on twitter miss nathalie and i think she's
50 oh no no not me no not been that i know you've seen it too she's 50 she's 50
beautiful beautiful beautiful woman and chad i know y'all seen it before the lady um she has
her hair is all gray you know you saw you saw her i saw i just saw yeah it was her 50th birthday
somebody somebody sent it to uh uh young beautiful beautiful black woman she turned 50 and
her hair was all gray um she was gorgeous she was she was gorgeous right up your alley uh i'm just
saying right up yeah there's someone that i'm sure you you would like and i know the people in the
chat know the picture i'm talking about or the young lady i'm talking about she was 50 that's
about yeah yeah i'm trying'm trying to keep it PG
Cause I own
Oh yeah
See somebody in the chat
They know what I'm talking about
Send it to Unc Twitter please
Send it to my Twitter
Right now
I want Twitter right now
Unc
Listen to me.
So you can see my ass now.
You like that?
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, they gonna send it to your Twitter.
You'll see.
Okay. He is? Yeah, I'm here. They sent it to you? Okay
He is?
Yeah, I see it
They sent it to you that fast?
Yeah
Somebody said she's married
I ain't know that
I'm not sure how
She's married, I'm not
She can't do with me
Okay Baby, you can see the picture I don't do with me. Okay.
Baby, you can see the picture.
I don't mess with married women.
Because when I get married,
I don't want nobody messing with my wife.
There's too many women out there
that are single
for me to be...
And a man might be married
and he might not care nothing about that woman.
But the moment another man
show interest.
Yeah.
So you right by that.
Hey, how do I
see the picture if they send it to you?
They send it to me, not you.
I know, but if they
tweeted to you, I should
Jordan found it.
Oh, Jordan?
You're fast.
Hey,
Zeus9 said,
Unc needs to be in a nursing home.
To do what?
Okay.
Y'all got a problem.
Y'all be sleeping on Unc.
Ain't nothing slow
but my walk.
That's the only thing slow about it.
That's all I would say about that.
DJ really said, you ever wear your Super Bowl rings
while you go out? I actually do not.
They're in a safe deposit box.
So,
you ever wear your Super Bowl rings while you go in?
Oh, no.
No.
Come on, bro.
Hell no.
Y'all freaky out here.
What kind of man?
What y'all on?
I told you.
It ain't just me.
Like, I mean, we actually out here living.
You talking about waiting seven days, man.
Nah, Ocho. I'm good, Ocho. Seven you talk about waiting seven days nah Ocho I'm good Ocho
I wait seven days
I mean I don't wait all this time
before I even mention it so you mean to tell me
another seven days gonna kill me
yeah it just might
cause you never know if you make it past that seven
Kev said
get off them diamonds
and get on that honey pack.
You can spend your chickens and still catch a
bone for only $5.
Man, I've been hearing about them honey
packs.
I guess it's something comparable
to an enhancer.
Well, God damn, they got all types
of shit.
Damn.
Which one is the cheapest? I wonder what's going to get that thing the rightest. Damn the cheapest?
I wonder what's going to get that thing the rightest.
Damn the cheapest.
The rightest.
Hey, that macaroon she got, that's for women.
That's for women only?
Women take stuff to get them going too now.
But why she need...
God, she be wondering.
She ready to go too.
Yeah, but I ain't...
I mean, damn, man.
Damn.
That's dope.
Damn!
That was...
Her timing was perfect.
Oh, Ray, oh, Ray, oh, Ray, I'll be on it. Yeah. that's dope yeah that was that was her time it was perfect yeah she's a little lion yeah see you got hey y'all perfect for y'all perfect for each other
yeah yeah because she taught me about that real life stuff i ain't i wasn't doing that until
ain't nobody gonna teach me about that i'm gonna let y'all have that.
Y'all on your own. I wish y'all the best.
Listen, the right
one coming in your life,
she'll turn you out like
Christian Grey. You'll be 50 shades
of grey.
I ain't gonna be
50 shades of red, though.
Might be
50 shades of grey, but I ain't gonna be 50 shades of of Red, though. Not for damn sure. Might be 50 Shades of Grey, but that ain't gonna be
50 Shades of Red.
CrunchTime91 asks,
what's the longest
you've drove
for a woman, Uncle Nocho?
I drove four hours and it was well worth it.
Four hours?
Yeah.
You drove four hours? No, that's what he said. He drove
four hours.
Oh, boy. Shit, shit boy i'm trying man man i ain't never had i haven't been in a position where i have to be the one to do
the driving or the flying it was always the opposite way when i was young man look here
how you think i got all the miles man Man, we better stop playing with us.
You got to be careful
with that, man. That's scary.
Because when
you're going somewhere and not understanding
or knowing a person's past and what they have
going on or people that might be crazy
about them, you got to be careful.
Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
Oh, I was when?
And that's after we had a child.
Oh, she said I used to drive.
I was driving to Tampa for her, but we were already like together.
But you're still driving.
Yeah, because I wasn't paying for a flight.
I could fill up my car for $20 instead of buying a flight.
So the only reason I drove to Tampa was because it was the cheaper route as opposed to flying.
Oh, man, Ocho.
You see what I mean?
Now that you tell him, I got to tell you the story.
I got to tell a story.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Let me get comfortable now.
Wait, hold on.
Let me zip up my vest
Because I know it's going to be a good one
Let me zip up my vest
Because I know it's going to be a good one
Alright, ready?
Oh, Joe
That was in the early 90s
I met this chick
Okay
Wait a minute, what's her name, man?
Give us a full story
At Black College beachwood she was
fine she was fine she probably probably 120 she was petite uh-huh but she had yeah natural boobs
nice hair yeah you know so it was a bunch of us and we played this game called questions.
You ask somebody a question and they got to answer with a question or they have to take a drink.
So if I ask you your name, you can't say Ocho. Right. You got to ask where you from.
Do you have a car? How old are you? So every time somebody asks you a question you can't answer it you have to respond
with a question so we play in the game but i noticed you know it's some other heavyweights
in the room so i know she keep asking me questions now we met them at the gas station they was
getting gas me and me and my other partners we would. And so, you know, I jump out the car.
We got some other heavyweights,
some other NFL players.
Come to your ball.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, okay.
But now you know,
you saw how your boy, I posted a picture back
when it back to 35 years ago.
So you see what I'm talking about.
Yeah, you're locked up now.
Now remember,
I told you I was there
when I was well.
But anyway,
you know what I'm saying?
So mind you,
this April, so I've been working out, so you know your boy Chubb
sick. Yeah, yeah, you
shouldn't write. I was talking like a Trump
tax return. You know what I'm talking about, Ocho?
Yeah, your boy betrayed it.
Your boy betrayed it. So, you know, we talked.
You know, we exchanged information
because this was like a Saturdayurday i'm leaving to go back
excuse me i'm leaving to go back to savannah sunday we exchanged information we talking
you know hey you got somebody no i done broke up blah blah blah i ain't got nobody right right i
said okay cool i said man so my brother said, hey, bro, I need you.
I'm having to get together. I need you to come. OK, no problem.
I said, look, yeah, I'm going to bring you to my brother's place in South Carolina.
She's like, OK, cool. We come have a good old time.
You know, my brother have a pool party. We don't cook. It's you and everything.
We having a good old time, you know, whoop, whoop, whoop. I said,
okay, I kind of like this mofo.
Nice. Ooh, had a great time. When I say
great, great, great, great, great.
I'm talking about Port of the Tiger.
Great. Yeah.
But anyway, so now
it's my turn to return the flavor. I'm
going to her.
I get down there. She picks me up and said, we got to go by the hospital i said well we got
wait what state what state we in now hold on we're in florida yeah oh miami nope nope as a matter of
fact i can't tell you because people gonna try to pinpoint everything and i ain't gonna tell you
but anyway okay okay okay go ahead go ahead you pick me up at the airport she said we got to go
by the hospital i said why we got to go by the hospital. I said, why we got to go by the hospital?
She said, my sister is about to have a baby.
Boom.
No problem.
We go by the hospital.
By the time we get there.
Yeah.
Sister had the baby.
I was like, I don't, I met your sister.
She said, no, she want to meet you.
So I go in there.
I meet the sister, meet the, meet her husband, meet the baby.
To the day
she remember me because we were cool.
But anyway,
so
go get a hotel. Now,
mind you, I'm in
the state of Florida, and it's a big city.
Remember,
she told me she ain't got nobody.
I take her out of her word.
So I'm laying, you know, you boy laying on this thing on a Friday night, you know.
You know, the day that went by, you know, that went by five rounds.
You know, you boy young, you boy five.
Five.
Damn.
I got five on it.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
So, five.
Five. Five on it. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? So, five. Five?
Five.
Like, hold on.
You did like five, like, in three-minute intervals, like me?
Or you went like five?
Once.
But I'm saying, no.
That whole day was five rounds.
Because once we went and saw a symptom, you know, we got a couple of rounds in.
Took a nap.
Okay.
Got up.
Got another.
Got another.
You know, got something to eat. Came back. Okay, okay, okay. So, you know, we got up, got another, got something to eat, came back.
So, you know,
we got up the next morning. I was like,
okay, babe, let's go get some breakfast.
Everyone in the car bust out.
Every tie flat.
Her boyfriend
found out what hotel we at and did that to the car
who car was it it was hers
wait she had a boyfriend
you see you see i'm talking about man and he don't put it on flash every window
if he was not there when you went out.
He wasn't out there when you got out there.
Because that was some
garden tool stuff that you did.
Real dudes don't do no stuff like that.
Yeah, real dudes
don't do that, but you got to stay in your
place if she lied.
If she lied and said she got nobody.
That ain't your fight she put you
in harm's way I don't know what it is
oh so now
I got to come
who you think
got to repair everything
I hope you ain't paid for
everything Ocho
shit me boy you're a better man than me.
For one, I'm thinking about
what if it didn't go that way?
What if it didn't go that way?
What if he flattened the tires?
What if he was waiting on you outside
and you have a situation like you had before
when Buddy pulled out that goddamn gun?
There have been many instances
with fellas like this
where women have lied
saying they ain't got nobody.
Sometimes some of those fellas
aren't even here
to tell a story.
I don't know what you want me to tell you, Ocho.
Jealousy.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
Ain't no telling.
She said she didn't have a boyfriend.
Now, I later found out
she had broken up with the guy
for like a week.
Or like... A week? That ain't no breakup. I'm just telling you Now, I later found out she had broken up with the guy for like a week or like a week.
That ain't I'm just telling you because, you know, I read a couple of the messages and, you know, I couldn't believe you did this to me and all that kind of stuff.
Because I say you put me in harm's way. I just said the exact same thing. I say, you know who I am. And at this time, Ocho, I'm just starting to become Shannon Sharp. I say, you put me in harm's way.
I say, this thing could have been
a lot of different ways.
So,
I was like, look,
all you had to do
is say, Shannon,
I've just broke up with my boyfriend
within a month or something like
that. Now,
give me an opportunity.
I'm probably still... To make a decision.
Like you said, Ocho,
back that time, I was living.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
I was living, living.
Yeah, yeah.
I was living, living.
This joke going to put every dumb bust out all...
This was before Jasmine Sullivan
came and bust the windows out your car.
I bust the window.
You know what I'm saying, don't you?
It's out your... You got to be careful. You remember
just last year? Remember
the situation where Young Bull, rest in peace,
trouble, you know the rapper
Trouble from Atlanta?
At the girl's house,
the ex come over out the blue.
He emotionally
unstable, now troubling him.
I was in the hotel.
I wasn't at her house.
Wait, how you even found out where she was at?
I have no idea.
Do you know the effort that he had to put in?
Because I guess he had to ride because at the time she lived with a sister.
He had to have rode by there and didn't see the car now normally we're creatures of habit
right right okay he rolled by he know his sister was pregnant
car at the hospital go okay if not at the house where could she be
maybe maybe she gave him signs that she started acting.
But I don't know, Ocho.
But I'm just telling you.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, you got to pay attention
to the signs.
The signs tell you everything.
Now he make me...
I want to even...
I want him more now.
Now you can't get her back.
You're not going to get her back.
If you thought about you could,
it's over for you, clown.
And now that I
think about it, you had to be
in a small city. You had to be in
a smaller city in Florida. You know why
I say that? Because
he had to go
to the park.
Okay, so stay with me now. Stay with me.
He had to go to all the hotels
in the surrounding area
and check the parking lot looking for her car.
And that's exactly how he found y'all.
There wasn't no damn Apple tags back then.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he did.
Oh, he went through a lot too.
So that means he was mad.
He was mad.
He had to waste a lot of gas to find that car.
That's that hurt too now.
It's still fresh a week
even even a month like that because we went to we went to a black college beach uh daytona black
college beach week and then if you you know right right you went to a black college you know anything
about daytona so it was like it was like the first or second week in April. She came to my brother's place in May.
And I went down to her in June.
So it happened very rapidly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm like, bro.
So now I can't let him win.
Right.
You were younger.
You were younger then, right?
I was probably yeah ain't 23 24 and you know and you
know how it is at that age when you're in your 20s and when you're in your 20s and you're dealing
with somebody and that person becomes a part of your everyday routine because you don't have that
much going on at that age for men or fellas it's even that much harder to let go
it's even that much harder to let go the less you have going on the more your life is about
the individual you're dealing with and the thing is so when things when things that was the first
that as a matter of fact that was the first time that I was, I'm talking about like, I'm talking about, I'm talking about, I ain't got, I ain't talking to nobody.
I'm talking about, I'm Scott.
Right, right.
Yeah.
So you were good.
Yes.
Yeah.
But they see, she didn't give you the same respect because things could have gone left.
Yeah.
The only thing probably, I probably wouldn't have went down there if I knew she had somebody.
I'd have still
made, okay, you gotta come to me.
You gotta come to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And keep that situation from happening.
But, man,
Ocho,
I don't know
what it is, man.
And people tell my man, bro, Ocho, I ain't gonna lie.
My grandma and my sister
done saying some prayers for me
because ain't no way.
Bro, if you actually knew
a lot of the stuff,
Ocho, I guarantee you,
I could write a book
and y'all would,
and y'all like, man, don't lie.
Yeah, you wouldn't believe
half the stories, huh?
Because people don't believe that the dude walked in on the chopper.
I could get my homeboy a bucket, and he'll tell you verbatim what I'm saying.
And when I was asleep, and I thought I had sleep paralysis,
and I could hear voices, and dude kicked the door off the hinges.
But this happened to me.
Hey, that sounds like some shit out of a movie.
I mean, flattened the tires and busting out the windows yeah
ain't gonna lie Ocho that done happened to me by
five times
damn
five
five
you gotta stop messing with people
Ocho how about you tell me you got a boyfriend
or how about you tell me you got a boyfriend?
Or how about you tell me you got a crazy ex-husband?
I don't, Ocho, I'm taking people at their word, Ocho.
I ain't doing no background check. You can't do that.
I'm a background check your ass.
That's it.
You know women don't tell the truth.
They tell little white lies.
It don't never be the full truth.
The truth, the women will tell you 65, 70% of the truth. And the other to tell you 65 70 of the truth i'm and the
other 30 i'm running the background check on everybody oh joe the chat disagrees with uh
would you pay to fix our car uh 17 yeah i gotta uh 83 they're not tripping
yeah shit i wouldn't i wouldn't pay for who pay for what no sir no siree well you ain't listen
thing could have went south you know i could have been out there we could have been in the car i
could have been ain't no telling what he would have done and you think i'm for the pay for that
and you don't put me in arm's way by telling me a little white lie instead of telling me the truth
no sir matter of fact i'm surprised you kept dealing with it after that.
Oh, come on, man.
She was bad, Ocho. Ocho, she was bad.
Oh, man. If she was that bad, if she was that bad, y'all would still be friends.
If she was that bad, y'all would still be friends.
Do you understand?
Okay, my bad. My bad. Oh, that's why you didn't want friends till this day okay my bad my bad oh that's why you
want to say her name okay my bad
it happened to be one time and
we walk out and now hold
check this out Ocho
back I go I go by alias
so I don't put my real name down
yeah
hotel
same thing dude I drove around flatten all the tires bust the windows out
again oh boy you well you got bad check this out on choke dude bamming on the door
how you know what room they done told him at the front desk
oh that's car that's car at a hotel you never give anybody the room no
ocho so i'm looking at her i was like oh boy outside she said let's go
go where she said let's go say okay so we walk out
oh i can't believe you do this to me i thought you and me was cool
ocho so i'm walking like remember now this probably like may yeah now you know i'm
practicing so you know how i'm built i just ain, it's May. I've been working out three months.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you ready?
You ready?
I gave old boy a look.
Yeah.
This ain't what you want now.
She said, by the time I get to my mama's house.
Right. And I get back.
Cause I'm going to eat brunch with him.
Right.
My car better be fixed.
Oh,
well,
who,
well,
who she,
she,
she talking like she grows out the Blanco.
When we got back from brunch,
car was parked in a mama's driveway and everything was done.
Boy, who was you dating, boy?
Who was she?
So y'all understand.
Y'all talking about, yeah, Unc been in some
trauma.
Unc been in some trauma. So,
excuse me if Unc ain't the most
trusted. Cause they had Unc over in some trauma. So, excuse me if Unk ain't the most trusted.
Cause they had Unk over about me.
Hey, you got,
you can't be listening
to him like that, man. You got to do your homework,
man.
You can look at...
I had a chick, man. I was talking to this chick
and we were cool.
She was fine.
And I don't know
what I said.
Yes, sir.
Ocho.
She went up on the pillar.
What she had?
She put it to your head?
45.
Ocho!
What you did wrong?
Well, you had your little thong on.
Ocho, God on the truth.
I probably should have been, like I said, my grandma and sister,
I probably should have been dead about six times.
Ocho, we was having,
we was having a good time.
We were just joking.
And I don't even remember what I said.
Right.
I don't even remember because all I remember is that she went up on the pillow and she put that chrome 45 to my head.
And she,
you know what that remind me of?
Oh, nice.
Yeah, yeah.
She had a real thing.
Oh, man.
Man, you tripping, man.
She say...
Hey, check this out, Ocho.
You got to write a book.
She said,
Ian, I ought to kill you.
Because you been... She said, you been I ought to kill you.
She said, you've been effing playing with me all this time.
Oh,
you had you a crazy, huh?
I'm gonna let you get your ish
and you get out my effing house.
Don't call me.
Don't write me.
I got my stuff.
Did you call her back?
Hell no!
She said don't call her!
But did you at least apologize?
I don't even know what I did!
So check this out, Ocho.
You know what you did now.
Ocho, I swear I don't to this day.
Damn.
This is like
early 2000s.
12,
13 years later, phone
ring. Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I said, who is this?
She said, I'm sorry. I say, who is this? She said, I'm sorry.
I say, this?
She said, yeah.
She said, I was wrong.
She said, I was just having a bad day.
It wasn't nothing.
Not a bad, bad, bad day?
You pull a gun out on me and you having a bad day?
You having a bad day and you pull a gun?
You put a gun to my head?
That could have went off?
But you having a bad day?
That was her reason? She said, you've been good. She said, you put a gun to my head that could have went off but you having a bad day that was her reason hey she said you've been good she said you've been good to me she say shanna we've been she said we've been cool for this so this this was like we have been we have fooling around for a minute for like like a decade right yeah so she she did that i didn't
hear a formal for like a minute popped up she apologized guess what i do
don't tell me you went right back.
I went to see her at work.
Man, I'm gone, man.
She put a gun to your head, man.
God.
She didn't mean to.
She didn't mean to well she didn't mean to come on hey what what was i
have a question was she mexican mexican or carl being she's black okay okay okay okay
hey boy yeah but listen that's like the stove being hot you know it's hot you touch
the stove you know what the stove i see the burner i see it's orange you know what i'm gonna go touch
it again i just want to see if it's still hot come on now yeah no yeah you gotta learn your
lesson the first time i ain't gonna do it no more. Golly. But listen.
God gave you a test
six different times and you failed all
six of them.
Some people
don't even get a chance after one.
It's a wrap.
Some people don't even get a second chance.
Ojo, I accept an apology.
We cool.
We cool.
Ojo.
I think the thing is people look at me and hop you aren't done been through you bought up the bit through some stuff yeah boy listen boy i'm
glad we do this show because i'm i get we get to see another side you know outside of just talking sports and and seeing shannon sharp hall of famer
super bowl champion like there is there is meat and potatoes to the life that we've lived outside
of the finished product people are used to seeing on the field and off of it uh i like this oh you
like that huh oh yeah i like this i like this Nikki Grant says, Ocho, you want to swim with killer whales,
and you trying to play Shannon for getting busy in the air.
At least he finna make it home from all these activities.
See, Ocho, I told you, I'm going to make it home.
I'm going to make it home, too.
Yeah, I am.
Man, people swimming the wild with killer whales in Norway and New Zealand,
that is normal.
I live in Miami.
All we have are manatees, jellyfish, and barracuda.
Occasionally, you'll see a dolphin.
The people that live in Norway and New Zealand, they go to the beach and they swim with the killer whales in the wild like it's normal, like it's nothing.
Chat, if you look up people swimming with killer whales in the wild like it's normal like it's nothing chat if you look up people
swimming with killer whales in a while just just look at the videos i don't want freaking swimmer
ladies ladies swimming her doing her morning laps in the ocean near the shore goddamn part of killer
whales swim up swim up on her and swim with her for about 80, 90 meters.
Like it's normal.
Yeah, they don't attack humans in the wild.
Now, there have been incidents
where they've attacked trainers
and captivity.
They should.
You'll be angry too if you had to
go through swimming in the goddamn little ass
little fish box.
Hey, Faith
said, the name of my book,
Chronicles of the
Baby Arm, a memoir by Shannon
Sharp.
Hey, Ocho,
Ocho,
Ocho, Ocho, I'm going to be doing some stuff, boy. I'm going to be doing some stuff. Listen, you done been doing some stuff,
but it takes one close call.
For me, it takes one close call.
Why you think I ain't trying to roll the dice no more?
You talking about I ain't living.
Man, I done lived a hundred lives.
Well, the fact that you
done got past six situations,
now I understand.
I got a better understanding.
Yeah, I ain't gonna ask you
to do nothing else.
I ain't gonna ask you
to do nothing else.
Yeah.
Damn, that was some good guys.
That was some good stories there, boy.
I'm done telling y'all
no more of these stories.
Because I don't,
you know what?
It's gonna end up being
a shame room and world star, but shout out to y'all no more of these stories. Because I don't see, you know what? It's going to end up being a shame room and world star.
But shout out to y'all that have been in this situation, man.
That's fine.
Jenny Averill said, love watching y'all.
The best uncle's father figures to have.
As both of you have daughters, what advice would you give your 26-year-old,
give a 26-year-old woman in the dating world?
What to watch out for.
Well, that's rough, boy.
That's hard.
Yeah.
Listen, I have,
I have a daughter that's 25.
I have one that's getting ready to be 18.
I have one that's 19.
It's very difficult.
It is.
It's very difficult
to have that conversation
because regardless
of what I say as a father
they have types they like they have preferences that they like i tell them the first thing you
know what um don't date anyone like your father don't date anyone like your father like at your
age at your age are you going to find someone that you're going to spend the rest of your life with?
Honestly, let's be realistic.
Let's use logic.
Let's use common sense.
Probably not.
Probably not.
And I like to be truthful.
I don't want to sell you a dream.
I don't want to sell you a fairy tale.
This ain't a movie.
This is real life.
The people you're going to meet right you're gonna think you in love you
all this i don't want to be the bearer of bad news i'm look i want i want to be realistic
i don't oh i don't know how the relationship with it with your daughters but my daughter and i are
very very close very close and and and and you she's going to pick up the phone and call me. And, you know, like a lot of times, like a father, son, well, we have that relationship kind of like with a daughter, like daughter, like, and so she's very close. And I remember asking her, she's in a relationship that's very serious. And I said, okay, how do you feel? I said, she's like, daddy, I'm content. She said, I'm not even interested in another guy. I said i said well that's the guy for you then i said i just hope he's got his situation under control i said because you know what she
wants in a guy she's been around her father i'm extremely disciplined i'm extremely hard working
i'm very matter of fact um i ain't no bull job i'm no nonsense and she kind of wants that i said but you have to
understand baby i grew up in a different time than what he grew up in and so the likelihood
of you finding a lot of you know she likes a lot of things about me obviously there's some
things that you don't like about me i say but at the end of the day baby you're gonna have to
decide for yourself i said you're gonna make some mistakes're going to make some mistakes. You're going to make some mistakes. Oh, yeah. And your dad is going to be here
for you, but
you're going to have to live in some of the
mistakes that, you know,
as long as it's
not fatal, I say, but
you're going to have to live your life. But she's at
the age now, Ocho, that, you know,
okay, I'm serious about
this. You know, it's time for me to settle
down. It's time for me to have a family. And, you know, people always ask me, what if your daughter I said, look, serious about this. It's time for me to settle down. It's time for me to have a family.
People always ask me, what if your daughter...
I say, look, my daughter grown.
Once my daughter hit 18,
I couldn't tell my daughter what to do anymore.
I just hope me and her mom
had done a good enough job
instilling values.
I say, but at the end of the day,
she got to make decisions on her own.
Now, she's going to run it by me
oh she's going to tell me
dad what you think about this
nah baby I mean the one time
the only time I remember I said baby
that guy ain't no good
I said he more interested in
your last name and that he can
go tell his boys that he's banging
Sharon Sharpe's daughter I said baby you don't mean
you no good baby right she came to me like daddy you was right i said baby i i don't i don't want to
be right but i can just tell and for the longest time she was really she's like i'm not gonna break
she's never brought anybody she's only brought two guys around me i'm never gonna bring anybody
she's like dad the next man i bring around
you i'm really really serious about and that's who i want to be with so i've only met two of
my boyfriends damn right listen what is this generation here and that's what i told you
this time here well it's different man not. It's hard. And what I like to tell mine, you got to have something going on.
So you don't need a man.
You got to have something going on.
You got to have something you're doing where you don't need a man.
You just want companionship.
Right.
Because if you're looking for a dude because you need help no
well shit no ain't gonna never work because you're gonna you're gonna always be looking for the wrong
the wrong thing have your own stuff going on so you don't need to depend on nobody else
shit you got me that's what i told her i tell my daughters i said look you don't need no man you got a man i said ain't nobody gonna call you
out your name and hey he puts his hands on you you just leave it's best that you don't tell me
because your daddy gonna end up in jail so just leave get your stuff we can deal with everything
we can deal with everything else but the first time get your stuff and leave.
Cause whatever,
whatever,
whatever,
I don't care how much money he got,
whatever he promised be gone,
be gone.
Cause whatever he promised,
I got it.
Yeah.
So definitely that's definitely,
you know,
that's the only thing,
baby,
you're going to make some mistakes.
You human. We've all got, you're going to make some mistakes. You human. We've all got you going to make some mistakes. You're going to think that he's Mr. Right and he's going to be everything wrong.
And sometimes you the guy that you think Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong is going to probably be right.
But you're not going to give him the opportunity because the one that you thought was Mr. Right was Mr. Wrong.
And he messed it up for Mr. Right that you think Mr. Right was Mr. Wrong, and he messed it up for Mr. Right, did you think Mr. Wrong? Right.
And most of the time, Mr.
Right is not the one they want. And don't check the damn boxes.
At all.
Alright, guys.
We're going to get out here on this one.
What's up, Uncle Nocho? Love the show. I was hoping
I could get a birthday shout-out from the
two ghosts I turned 26. Learned a lot
from you guys. Much love.
Tone
I think that's your name happy birthday babe
hope you have a great day
enjoy your
happy birthday turn up
don't turn up too much
don't be like
don't be like
man
actually I'm a cat
somebody said you a cat.
You don't use them six.
Oh, yeah.
I try to use up no more.
I try to take these with me.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Got me in some trouble.
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It became known as the Iran-Contra affair.
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