Nightcap - Nightcap Hour 2: Unc & Ocho ACCUSE Jerry Jones of Trying to SWINDLE Micah Parsons Before Cowboys Trade + Wemby's WILD Rugby Training + $1.5M Joe Montana Super Bowl JERSEY!

Episode Date: August 15, 2026

Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "King Iso" Johnson react to Jerry Jones comparing the Micah Parsons trade to the Cowboys' historic Herschel Walker deal, Joe Montana's Super Bowl jersey becoming the most expensive game-worn jersey ever sold and debate whether they'd ever spend $1.5 million on sports memorabilia and much more Subscribe to Nightcap presented by PrizePicks so you don’t miss out on any new drops! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NI... 0:00 - Jerry Jones compares Micah trade to Herschel Walker’s14:35 - Malik Nabers back in action for the Giants–literally15:45 - Joe Montana’s Super Bowl jersey sells for 1.5 Million27:40 - Seahawks DE Demarcus Lawrence says this will be his last year35:05 - Wemby training with french rugby team alongside Harrison Barnes39:00 - Q & Aaayyy (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You could say those picks got us key players, but the main thing is that Hershey Walker Trey did. It caused me to be more aggressive and caused us, if you will, take more risk because we had more picks. Oh, man. Jerry and Stangiotr going to stir it up every time, man. He was, Ocho. He was.

He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was.

He was sacrifice one of the best defensive players in 2026 for the first ride pick and a 2027 second of first round pick and a due to have to tackle, Kenny Clark. For Walker, he had one thousand yard performance in three NFL seasons. The Cowboys have worked with three first round picks, three second round picks,

a third round pick, and a six round pick. How is that comparable? Now, if they had traded, if that was Barry Sanders, okay, sure. Hershey Walker was not one of the best offensive players. He was the best player Dallas had.

But he was not one of the best players in the league. Because you do realize, like, Jared was in the league at that time, right? Joe Montana was in the league. Bruce Smith was in the league. Reggie White was in the league. All those guys were in the league. But I mean, I mean, at the running back position, wasn't Hershey Walker that boy? Barry was that boy.

Barrett Sanders was that boy. Thurman Thomas was that boy. He had one thousand-yard season, Ocho. Like I said, he was the only thing. The Cowboys could trade. Do you realize what the Cowboys got for Herschel? Three first round picks, three second round picks, a third round pick and a six round pick. Yeah.

Hey, who would get that right now in today's game? Those exact numbers. Prior to the injury, probably but Mahomes. He's the only one, too. Three first round picks? Game day. different. Three.

Game made the game. Man, look here. There was some, like I said, he was the best player Dallas had. He was the only thing that Dallas could trade. Right. I would think of value that they had. Micah, for me, I think Michael was a top five defensive player. Yeah.

So I don't, I don't think it's the same. Jerry's going to make it seem to, maybe Jerry, that's wish for thinking. and all it has to do is Jared said if I win a Super Bowl, that's all that matters. That's it. That's all the matter. And he just wanted him another Super Bowl before he go off. He does.

That's all he wants. That's all he wants. And you know, it seems like the father, the more time passed between you and the one that you just, the one that you won, you're like, damn, it's going to happen? Am I going to win another? Super Bowl?

Or, because think about it. Jerry brought the team in 89. By 95, they had three. Right. Damn. By 95, they had three. So, you know what happens when you have that kind of success so early, Ocho and Joe.

You're saying, this is that, this a bad, this. Hey, like, Ha, Ha, Dave said, this is about to be a breeze. Breeze. Oh, no. Oh, no. Listen, it was a breeze when you had that. Yes, and you had that kind of coach that could drive them.

That too, until the rest of the league caught up. If you, if you, if you Kansas City and you came to Kansas City from 2019 to 2024, all you know is going to the Super Bowl. Is it? You're like, man, this thing, man, people talk about soup going to the Subbo hard. Man, we go there every year. It's normal. It ain't normal.

There's nothing about getting to the championship in. in your sport and doing it consistently. There's nothing normal about that. You might think it's normal. I'm saying, but it ain't. I'm saying, but when you're making it consecutively like that, you feel like that's normal. Like you, you know, I mean,

every year you feel like you're going to get back to that point. And hell, then it may become a point here. You don't see that for the rest of your damn career. That's a possibility. You know what I mean? That's how, that's how. Look at Buffalo. Your point is Buffalo bills.

90, 91, 92, 93. Yeah, and never got back. Damn. No, no. No, time. And every loss was a kick. No, the first one was a missed field goal. They lost the Giants.

That was the closest. After that, they got the doors blowed off of them. They got blew out. The last one was close in Atlanta when they lost the Buffalo. When they lost the Buffalo in 92, out there, the Rose Bowl, that was the first football that actually went to. Man, they got the break, got the break drum beat off of them. That was with, remember with Leon Lett, they was about to put a 60 piece on him.

When Leon Lett put the ball down and Steve Tasker knocked it out of his hand and he rolled out of the end zone. Yeah. Don Bebebe. Don Bebe right? No. Tass. Oh, okay, okay. I remember that.

Y'all remember when Don Bibi took up, you know, Don Bibi ran four three. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, remember, remember Don Bibi used to where the. That's Steve Tasker. That was Tasker of safety. That was Steve. That was Mark Kelso. Steve Tasker was the special teams maven.

You're talking about the one that had that big, he had that, uh, that. And he had the extra, the concussions cap way back when. That was Mark Kelso. I played against him, Joe, oh, Joe. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay. And that's throwback. Yeah. But, uh, look, Jerry made the trade. And see, this is what caused attention. Jerry said he made the trade. What did Jimmy say? Jimmy said he made the trade.

You see how? You see? Yeah. Everybody wants, everybody won't credit. Um, look, it worked out for the Cowboys. But it doesn't matter how many draft picks you got. Jimmy know who to got, who to draft. That was the problem.

It ain't the draft picks. Everybody, for the most part, unless you trade it away, guess what? Everybody got a first round pick. Who do you draft? Because you might take a guy, and then a guy that goes in the second round, could have been your first round pick,

and boom, look what you got. Right. And most of the time, your first round, I don't know what percentage, Uncle Joe, and this goes for basketball too, what percentage of your first round is most of the time they don't pan out either. Damn, first round, it's a high percentage on that?

Yeah, because you got to realize, Joe, when you're a first round pick within their first three years, you're supposed, look, the high you go up, you're supposed to be transformational. So now your first three years, you need to be a pro bowl, you need to be an all pro, you need to be that level of a player.

Even if your team is bad, you got to be the one exception that makes my team that much better. That is correct. That is absolutely. correct and it doesn't always work out like that so with that being said but the Micah Jerry had it out for Michael once you know Jay felt that he reneged it was over they wouldn't get they weren't they weren't they weren't gonna see eye to eye on that Joe and them old

Jared Jared with them old handshake guys you shake jerry's hand on something you better come through you better do you better come through with it hey you better come through with it hey jerry try to swindle their young man. Even swam ain't go through that man. Jayrins say even swap ain't no swindle. Michael said, I was shaking your hand, thanking you for having, you know, for meeting me, you know, for having a conversation with me.

Jerry said, nah, you were shaking my hand. We had a deal done. No. No. It don't work like that, fella. No, you know, an owner, and especially with the games

that they play and know how to play, especially contractually. It's a good thing. It's a great thing that players have agents. You need representation. Boy, if you really saw how owners feel about you, if you was ever in

those negotiating rooms and they low ball you every time, but you never know, but your agent know. I wish players would do that. Do it one time, especially elite players. Elite players, go back to what they really say about you behind closed doors. That's why you always need to know.

That's why you have an agent because I don't want to hear that. Right. I don't want to know. You can go and give me my money and let me think that you think that much, that much of me. I mean, it's the reason they have everybody waiting on the joke. What's that?

It's a reason. Only, only player, well, what is going on right now in Tampa Bay, this is one of the first time, few times I've seen a quarterback, actually publicly this player is with the card. First time, I ain't seen this in the long time.

Because they normally get their money. Long time. Always. Always. The one person you want to happen and you don't want to disgruntled is your quarterback. That's the one person. Receivers or you can wait.

You ain't got nothing to do. Where are you going? Pigs said, that's all right. I'm having me another 1,500-yard season, have me another 85, 90 catches. He's going to get guwop down by the Cowboys. Not the Cowboys. It's over for you, Joe.

Hate those. Y'all some hate them. It ain't over for me. Boy, it's just getting started here. What do you mean? Yeah. You're happy now. You'll be sad later.

No, no. I know who's going to be saying, but I ain't going to say no name. I ain't going to call nobody. Damn, Ojo. Oh, Joe? Don't take your time. Yeah, okay.

You're going to say me. Talk about you. You saw my team on full display today. Hey, boy, I know you ain't for the youth precedes that no guy. I know your quarterback got sacked for the first drive. Facts. Your quarterback going to get sack too.

Hey, hey, now what y'all going to do is tomorrow before we get on here, y'all going to watch some real football. Y'all will see some boys out there really clowning tomorrow, okay? There he go. There he go. There he go. Act like he don't know what going on. But the Bengals played yesterday, boy.

Boy, that's an old news, partner. Hey, the old dolphin played. Man, there's nobody talking about the guppies. Man, you don't damn well. He ain't got no football tea. Gumpy ain't nothing but feed a fish. People feed guppies to bigger fish. Man, stop that, Ocho.

You are in the rebuilding stage. Take your shots now. Take all your shots you want to now. We'll be back. Hey, hey, y'all trying to drive buddy from O&J. from Ohio State. Jeremiah Smith? Oh.

Yeah. He's from them. And he from Miami? Yeah, he went to Shamanah, yeah. He's right, right, right, right, yeah. That's hard, though, huh? Because he would have to, he would have to go number, they definitely taking a quarterback.

Either Dante Moore or Argynmanning. Oh, if they, if the Miami get the first pick, they probably take it, what you call him, Arch Manning. How you just play me even if Malik Willis playing his but oh nah they don't make no I ain't going I ain't going I ain't going they're on the game with three your deal oh Jeremiah Smith you don't you don't you don't pay you know no no no so you say you'll take Jeremiah Smith over

Arch Manning yes well we're gonna find I wonder what the chat thing chat what you think, chat? We'll find out. But first of all, y'all might get the first, y'all might get the first pick, because y'all, the guppy's going to be that bad. It's going to be a long season. I'll do that.

Y'all need to learn to have a page. You know, Ocho, you know, y'all stay with the number one pick. That's just, that's crazy. Y'all. Nah, Cleveland. Oh, Cleveland, notorious. He'll stay with the number of people. Yeah, in basketball, too, yeah.

For sure. Wiggins, Bennett, Kyrie, LeBron. Who else? Hey, don't sleep on. What you call it? The San Antonio. What about it?

They got the first pick, too. David Robinson, Gil Duncan, Wimby. Yeah, I'm right. But Cleveland, Cleveland, stay with that number one pick.

Ew. Oh, Brad Dardy. Oh, for Cleveland. Yeah. He went one, yeah. Yeah, you were number one. You know, you go way back to the 60s, hell. I wouldn't even thought of in six and seven.

I can't keep up sometime. Yeah. Malik Neighbors is back in action for the Giants. Literally, Malik was running on individual drills yesterday when he ran into wide receiver coach Chad Hall. Neighbors helmet hit Hill Hall's lip and led to him needing stitches. Check the pitch of Joe Joe. Damn.

You gonna be all right. That thing went through. Hey, he gonna be all right. Put a little ice on there. Put a little ice on there once that thing go down. Hey, we ain't got no clips on Malik neighbors on how he moving out there because the last time I seen him, oh, Joe. Joe, you got to get on Twitter, Joe.

Malik moving. Yeah, it looked like he really, really had no ACL surgery. Now, the stuff he was doing was individually. Now, I haven't seen him, you know, with competition in front of him. It's a different ballgame. You got a body in front of you're pushing on. and tugging you, and you try to get open and fight through contact.

Now, that's a different ballgame. How about this? Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pastos survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all? And will you finish episode 8 before you're done slicing the cucumbers?

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So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Guys, Joe Montana, Super Bowl, I think this is 24. Jersey became the most expensive game-worn football jersey ever sold. The jersey sold for 1.5. 15. So 1,500,500,000 topping Tom Brady's game wore in Jersey from his final game in 2023. They went from 1.39. The jersey comes from Montana's final Super Bowl appearance and the

Super Bowl of the wrong. Lord have mercy. It was it was the Broncos 49 to beat the Broncos 55 to 10 in 1990. God damn. No man. I got there in 90. I'm 55 to 10 That's tough Oh my bad I go back to it So what you think Joe What you think

You pay you pay 1.5 million for a Jersey Hell no You got to be You know to us For us We wouldn't do it But for collectors They actually live that lifestyle

And that's what they want Because obviously they understand I'm going to pay 1.5 for it now. Let me see. I hold on to her for another four, another five, ten years. Maybe worth three. Man, you're going to be. And then, you know, it is, it just, it's a continuous cycle.

Yeah, I ain't. That's never going to depreciate. I ain't spending no money like that on no Jersey, man. I'm going to keep it real. Now, what I will do. I'm trying to say, hey, what you spend, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question over then, Joe. What you spend $1.5?

Outside of a home, what would you spend $1.5 million on? boys got to be a hell of an asset on i'm saying i wouldn't spend it on no card like this but i buy these cards early and if they got up to that point then i sell them but man i ain't me no memorabilia and all that i'm not spending no no ems for no member b yeah that's because you're not into it joe so you don't you don't value it the way those that collect those items do i guess so to them or they they're willing to spend whatever that would you yeah what would i spend one point five. Hold on, hey.

Do you see what you got up on my, what you got up on my screen? You're Jersey come from Montana Super Bowl to pick. Okay. Okay. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, nah, no, no, no, you're infinite right. You wrote up there in big bowl jersey, big bold letters.

Now you're going to talk about, you go come in my ear and talk about, my bad. I said they dominated the Broncos. I tell you what, as you dirty. But outside of a home, Joe, what would you spend $1.5 million on? Some land. I buy some land for $1.5. Would you buy a car for $1.5?

No, hell, no. No. One point five? Hold on. Wait a minute, Joe. Think about this now. Any car that costs $1.5 is not a car that's going to depreciate over the years. Think about it.

Think about all, think about super cars. Super cars. Oh, so you look at something like a, like a Kuta. You look at at something like, you something like a one of eight, a, uh, uh, a challenger. Or you're looking like a super bird. Yes. Just sit on it. Just sit on it for five, ten years.

Watch what happened. That one point five going to turn into five or seven or eight. Or, or a Kobe. A Shelby Cobre, a four 27. Oh, yeah, you, you're talking about them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they, rest of my. them joints they yeah man hey you know what speaking of cars man man man I'm my

little brother my little brother he's older now Chauncey now I wanted to want to give him a gift man and I ain't that what would you want man you know I just want to get you something nice and I've been trying to find a track hawk for this boy man for two weeks man they hard to find ain't it Joe they made him from 2018 this I don't know none about track hawks they made him from 2018 to 2020 I'm sure the chat may be know about it. How old is your brother, Chonson? Chonzie is 30, 39, 40 now?

Okay. And I've been looking for it, man. Mind you, I'm talking about Jeep Cherokee. Kind of hell of Cherokee, 97,000, 80,000, 105,000. What in the world are we talking about? So I did my homework on it. Big and speed. They fought.

They're fast as hell. Fast as hell. The most stolen car, they is. Yep. Yep. Hey, that's the first ever thing ever they say. I like, why are you going to keep stealing them? And if you keep stealing them, where are they going? Chop of them up?

Chop shop. Chop shop. And so I found one in Miami, man, but like 87,000. I say, man, listen, bro, you have to take care of the payment. I'm going to do the down payment. Man, he ain't got that kind of money on your money. Man, go on and pay that thing off, man.

Oh, no, no, no. I went, I'm with Ocho on this. Yeah, no, don't pay it out, Ocho. Put the down payment on. He got to work and do something here. Listen, the down payment I'm giving, I'm going to do it Monday, the down payment given. I mean, all he has to do is pay is only $600 a month.

That's a lot of money for him, Ocho. And his economy, like you tell me. Oh, my brother worked. He got a job? Six hundred a month, Ocho, man, that's a lot of bread. Man, going to break him off, Joe. Man, do right. I mean, that's my, hey, you already know my brother, bro.

Hey, go on and get it there, bro. Hey, listen, I'm doing right by getting them a track hole. That's more than 40,000. I shouldn't be paying for it. Hey, I want to drive too. I want to see, I'm not into going fast. I just want to see what it's like. So, Ocho will spend 1.5 for an old school car.

62, a 62 charrara GTO, I'll spend it, but you ain't going to get one for less than 50, million. So, damn. A 52, a 250 GTO. 50 million, what? Look it up. 1962 Ferrari.

Let me see. The only person that got a 62 GTO Ferrari for 50 million, either Jay Leno or Seinfeld. Jay Leno got a mean collection. Jay Leno got, what you call him? Seinfeld more into Ferraris. Probably, what you call him, got one. Ralph Lauren. he's big in the cars.

Oh, okay. What is going for, Joe? Okay, fine. 1962 Ferrari. I got to put GTO. I bet one just with about 50, 60 million. 1960, GTO, Ferrari for sale. Oh, not bad.

Only 388. 38.5. Not my eyes say 40. Boy, please. Hey, hey, like the car from Speed racer. Yes, I do remember Speed racer, yeah. Hey. The cars be going, you got numbers painted on the side and stuff like that.

Yeah, for sure. For that amount of money, though, come on, bro. They, Joe, you know anything they're making no more of, you know what they cost. That's why land costs so much. You ain't get no more of it. You ain't lying. No, I'll look. Jersey.

I'm trying to think what I pay $1.4. How much I got, though, that determines on whether or not I spend $1.5 million. There you go. If you, hey, hey, because if you got that billy in front of your name, if you got that bill in front of your name. If I got $500 million, I'll spend $1.5 on a car. For $500 million, I'll spend $1.5 on the watch. You know what? You know what?

You got a point because, see, the watch is going to be. They value don't really decrease. You get the right one. Yeah. You get an off-catelag model of a Patec or Roli or AP. But now I see like F.P. Jorn is the new watch to go. Everybody tried to get an F.P. Jorn. What they run?

Oh, God. Oh, if you're on the list, oh, you get $30,000, $40,000. If you're not, $500, $600, $700, $700,000. Hold on. What's this called? F.P. Jorn. I never heard of that. Hold on.

Let me Google this. Yeah, he ain't lying, boy. What are you talking about? I'm thinking at least a million in here. Yeah. I tried one-on. And then when he told me the prior, Joe, he easily, he's to ride on up off. I put that thing right back on the page.

How do you spell it, huh? I think it's J-O-U-R-N-E. Man, it'll pop right up. F-P's your own watches. Oh, this is not bad. They got one right here. um for 134,000 I might be looking at the wrong thing.

The platinum when they got that platinum with the black strap. Oh my God. Yeah. You thought I was lying? I told you I had it on. And I took it smooth rattled up off. I said, nah, man.

Hey, stuff like that there. When I ain't got no chance about it, I don't even, don't show me nothing like that there, man. Oh, you know what it is? It's F. join for a billion that's yeah two billion one point one point eight yeah I like these other ones though they got an FB join it's kind of flat with the with the color band I like that you say with like the flat there's like a flat gray one on

there yeah yeah yeah you know what I saw today too Joe is that I flew to Dallas boy yeah mind you I flew here with no clothes so I had to go had to go to Adi to get an outfit and the Swatch store. I mean, I know y'all. Swatch was big when I was a kid. Yeah, a Swatch has a watch that's so thin, Joe. It's called Swatch Skin.

Yeah. I'm talking about thin. I forgot to buy one, man. They only cost like $120. It looked real nice. They got a black one and a white one. What's the color's got a watch like that? Richard Miel.

Got that thin watch. Pharrell Williams got it. You see if you want Farrell Williams? got no I got I got I got the six seven one one with a rose gold and one uh one one silver the ones you talking about they don't cost but a couple hundred bucks where there their swatch came out oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah now swatch came up swage made one with an AP automobiles forget they came out for like four 500 they go for like three four thousand oh but that one you're talking about for real again it must be

oh yeah that thing like one like two million dollars yeah The ruff of the doll, the bubble Watson. Hey, no, sir. Hey, Joe, hey, Joe, hey, check out that, uh, swat skin. Swat skin. I guarantee you like it. I'll tell you, it's real thin, Joe. Like, like, like a, like, if you hold, you turn it sideways, like a penny.

Like, it's that thin. Oh, the Seahawks defensive end. DeMarcus, Lawrence says this will be his final season. Lawrence entered into his 13th season after playing 11 season with the Cowboys. Lawrence has 503 tackles, 61 of the half sacks, two interceptions, 21 force fumbles, eight fumble recoverers with the Cowboys.

He's been selected to five Pro Bowls and was the second team, all pro, once. All those years with the Cowboys, all it took it was like eight months to go over to Seattle, get that chip. Come on, man. It'd be like that sometimes, all right?

That's okay. Let their man walk off from the sunset. He long. Yeah, we need to put Hey, let's go to the Cima Auto Show and get a car, get a RestoMod. I'm with that. A Resto mod.

A Resto mod. It's a muscle card that has modern features. So Resto, you restore, and it's modern to modern features. So they don't drive. They don't drive hard like them old car. And we're going to put your asside road when the oil pan start leaking. You got to realize that you can.

Your people don't realize. I do car 50, 60 years old. I'm telling y'all, man, I had an L-TD. We called the little tough dude. Ocho, we had to, I swear, I can't make this up. Me and my homies, they'll tell you, bro. We had to stop every five or seven minutes, bro, just to put oil.

I had to keep oil into my trunk. I had bottles of oil. Like, that's how bad it was, bro. I was in high school. This did my first car. My uncle got it from me. My uncle Mike got it from my first car.

He ain't paid but $600 for it. So it lets you know how much. It lets you know where to get to him. You go get $600 worth a drive out of it. Hey, Joe, did you keep it? You ain't restore it? No, I done what I could. I put some six by nines in that, Ocho.

You know what I mean? I had me, I put a nice little CD playing. I'm in high school. I was good. You know what I just need some wheels and move around and have a little beat back there when I turn it, when I turn it up a little bit, you can hear me.

Yeah, you had a little kick of speaker. You had a little kick of it there. Oh, who I had a nice little sense to be now. Hey, hey, hey, real talk. I went and bought some hub caps for it. Come on, man.

I had some nice. I'm just keeping it real. I'm telling you I'm a story now. I'm keeping it real. So I had some nice hub caps on there. Ocho, I swear I can't make this up. The first day I put them on a dead night. Stole it.

Somebody stole all my. Yeah. So all they did take a screwdriver and pop above, Joe. Gone. They were gone. I woke up the next morning. I'm like, damn. So I rode them black.

I wrote them black boys. Hey, I rode them for... Look at that number look, nut. Man, what? Because, listen, I had saved up my little money to get them hubcaps, man, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, man, I ain't put nothing else on around these things.

Black, just like this in him. See, now you... See, now you talk with Joe, that's, hey, that's... Hey, that's... You got to pay them old school, man. People steal your stuff, man. Siphon your gas out.

Hey, hey, because if you ain't got no garage or not, to keep that type of stuff in, boy, somebody come to mess with that. Oh, they come get it. Yeah. It used to be, man, when I first moved Atlanta, I could leave my car outside, leave it unlocked,

leave the door unlocked. It didn't, it didn't even dawn on me that I'm in a major city, car wallet, bill fold in the car. Man, I don't leave nothing in the car. Yeah, hey, hey, even you got to pump your damn gas, boy, your head better be able to swivel. That's the most dangerous place in America

right now is to get. gas station. You got to think, Uncle, and Joe, we come from a time, I don't know about a phone, but a time where we can leave our doors unlocked. You can lead a house. You got to worry about nothing. I know, boy. First 20 years of my life, I'd never lock. We've never locked the door. Mm. Mm. Ain't nobody's going in, yeah. No? I'm locking everything. Hello. In checking it. Absolutely. Yeah. And keeping that green dot on the what they call them too.

Hello. What's that? I can see you, but you can't see me. That green dot. But take, you know, like Tink has had an unbelievable career. 13 years. He's been a pro bowler. He's been an all pro.

He finally got what he really sought, which was a Super Bowl. And he said, you know what? It's time for me to go home and be a full. husband and a full time dad. So he got a mob, but I think I've seen something today. He got about seven eight kids or something. Do it?

I think last time I think, I know he, I think, I know he got at least three to four. He got more than that now? I think I've seen a family picture of him or something today. I think I've seen him with his family. It's like he probably had about six kids for sure.

Damn. So he gonna be that family man. Way. I ain't mad at him though. How many kids and man got? Oh, there it is right here. Let's see. My health six, five.

I don't see it. How many kids you got? Y'all see you see it, Joe? One, two, three, three. You got about six, man. You got six? That's it? Yeah.

From what I see right here, it looks like six. You know, I'll see him in a photo with six kids. That's it? That's it. That man, say, that's it. Shit. Man, it's the day's time? No, sir.

Yeah. Hey, today's time, yeah, yeah. I need that, shoot, right till I get these twins, boy, and then I'm done. Hey, you're a moment already talked about it? Oh, yeah, we had a little conversation. You shut that down quick, I bet. Cambodia, jump in the chat and tell her you shut it down.

Cambodia said, you ain't from the stretch out. Hey, when in the time, when you get stressed out, my bad, my bad. See what I said, chat? And y'all, somehow y'all try to put me number one. Never, ever. Will I be number one in front of Ocho, Freiko? What?

No, I can't be, that would be number one in front of Ocho, Friko. Oh, yeah, he for show number one. And you know what? Y'all think I'd be lying any other time. All this I'd be talking about, that could be a last year. No, sound reasonable. Yeah.

After spending last offseason training with the Shaolin Temple, Victor Wimbunyama is now training with a French rugby team alongside Harrison Barnes. So that's why they won't let Harrison Barnes go. He has great veteran leadership, great veteran presence, Uncle Ocho. He didn't been there. He didn't want a title. And helped him lose the title, this one. And remember, he helped him lose the title.

because he couldn't do nothing and the second time around in 2016. That's why they let him go? Listen, there may be some truth to that. But right now, you need,

hey, you got to have veteran guys on team. You look at DeAndre Jordan and what he's doing with Big fella out there in New Orleans. And from Maryland, forgot his name. But anyway,

they spent a lot of time in the summer working out and training and DJ teaching on the ropes. Same thing in this situation. bro. Wimby? He, A, A. I'm trying to figure out, but help me understand that. What's a

rugby player? How does that help a basketball player? I don't know. Maybe the mentality okay, Ocho, you know, you know, rugby is very physical sick. And I think when you look at Wemby, that's probably that's the only thing he's lacking in this game

is that physicality that he needs to be able to stand his ground in this position. Damn. I know. But, he got to strengthen them limbs. You got to get them limbs stronger. Hell, if you want to be effective, especially when it comes down the stretch in these four quarters when you're dead dog tired and you ain't got no legs,

man, we need you to lock in. Yeah. If you notice people cut the tree down from the bottom, Joe. They don't cut the tree down from the middle. Ooh. That's all. All Wimby got to do is have a strong base to where you can't push him off his spots.

The man going to average probably damn there 30. I promise you he gonna have a couple of MVP's over the next five to seven years for sure. Man, all right. Yeah. That man, Harrison Barnes, boy, Harrison Barnes, and you know what? I guess that's what you do if you will bet.

Befriend one of the franchise players. You got, you got the, you, hey. The main one at that. Hold on, hold on. You have to, as a veteran player, your job is to be an extension of the coach. because you know when you hear the head coach so damn much

you kind of start tuning them out but if I got a bitching guy over here who can be like hey bro you know just chill boom when you go back in there XYZ XYZ versus you know coach steady beating you down you need you gotta build these young guys up

because as much as they have so much talent Uncle Ocho you got to have some discipline bro to be to bring that out to be able to meet expectations so you need guys who've been around the block and know and they can help some bulljide that Ms. Johnson did too.

He burned some culpability in these games, don't you, Joe? Oh, yeah, he do. He do. He do. I mean, you blow, ain't called no timeouts. They let them go on 10-0, 12-0 runs. Man, look here.

You go on a 60-hour! Kill the momentum. Hell, yeah. Got to. That's what it's about in basketball, bro. Yeah, I'm not going to let you go on. Yeah, the game is about runs. So we saw what Wimby did last year.

He came back with defensive player of the year and took his team to the end. It was Western Conference with the Magic Johnson. MVP of the Western Conference finals took his team to the NBA final. So we'll see. Seems like every year he comes back with something. Oh, yeah. Let's go, Wendy.

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And A. We have three video voicemail from my Discord. Let's take a listen to the first one. Oh, Ocho, and Steele King, Iso, Joe. Big supporter, y'all, man. I love y'all. I'm a big supporter of you since 2019. You know, yeah.

You know what that, bro. Hey, man, that's your. show ain't been much without you, but we ain't going to get into that. Staring up oldish still stink, like you say. But, hey, big supporter, y'all, man, I love what y'all do. Please don't go dark like that again. We ain't have nothing to watch until the ISO takeover came. Thank you, ISO for holding us down.

But I got a question for all of y'all, man, both football and basketball, what's a sleeper team that y'all feel like y'all going to do well this season? Let me know. Love y'all, man. Keep up the great work. You know what, that's a great question. You know, I'm going to go football off the rip. I think a Sleber team obviously didn't play well last year,

but they was okay last year, but I think Minnesota Vikings are going to surprise, not just as general, but they're going to play well in the NFC. Tyler Murray is going to be a huge difference, a huge difference. Jetta's not going to be frustrated this year. Addison, Hawkinson, they're going to be all right. I think my team, my team this year, like just like I said last year, You know, the Bears and the Panthers would play extremely well.

They did just that. The Bears are going to pick up with the left off. The parents are going to pick up where they left off. But I think the Viking going to surprise a lot of people with Kyler Murray at the helm. I think the Colts. I think Daniel Jones comes back because they were playing well last year. Remember, they were the number one. Before he got hurt, Ojo and Joe, the Colts were playing.

Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. With J.T. running the football like he running. They got to get, I think Alex Pierce is dealing with an injury right now. hopefully by the time the season rolls around, he'll be healed up. I like the coach as a sleeper.

We're going to the league, NBA, sleeper. And don't say them damn hoops. You know what? I was going to say that because I think we are going to be better, but I ain't even going to go to that, Ocho. Sleeper team, I'm going to probably go, I'm going to trailblazers. Okay.

I'm going to go Portland. Y'all and Dave? I like that. I think they get, obviously, they got a, a boatload of talent over there. And I just feel like, you know, Dame going to be a different player. You know, he's going to be motivated.

You look at Josh. I hope job been in the gym working on that jumper because they're going to need it. But those two guys alone, if they can, you know, some way somehow be great offensively, great pick and roll guys, not only for themselves,

but to make plays for guys around them, I can see Portland getting back. to be in a real playoff contending team. Hey, Joe, what's that, what's Young Bull name from the, from the Blazers man that jumped out of the goddamn Jim, are you talking about Shading Char? That's my cousin.

Hey, we should hear that so much we were you. That's my cousin. Yeah, I mean, they should be in John and Danny Abia. Yeah, they're gonna have a chance to do something, and I think they're gonna be all right. Let's take a listen to the second one. Nightcap fam, with the Davis and Haney fight being caught off over purse percentage,

who should face Haney? My idea is running back, Garcia versus Haney, too. Hold on, what happened? Kisham won a bigger part of the purse. What's mandatory is that 25%. That's what the standard is. And he's like, he's like, I ain't going for the standard. He said, I want more.

And what you call him get 75%? Hey, I ain't trying to say nothing, but that's what you do when you really ain't trying to fight no damn. Yeah, that boy, Kishan for real, man. Yeah. Yeah, Kishar. Yeah, so.

What you think, Ocho? Running back with Ryan Garcia, you want to see him fight somebody else? Somebody else. Oh, man, that's a good one. I just want to see him. I just want to see him all active. I want to see him active.

I don't care who he fight. Just getting the ring. Because it's for me, a boxing fan, a boxing, you know, purists and enthusiasts, I love when all these guys are acting and are fighting. And right now it's just too much, too much on Twitter, too much going back and forth, too much politics. Not in a fight, man. You know what it to see?

Yeah, hey, yeah, fight me. Just whoop my ass. I don't care. I just want to see somebody. You know what it seems like to me, guys? It seems like everybody talking about fighting until it comes time to fight. and then everybody got a reason why they don't want to fight. Everybody wants to get...

I fight you out of catch weight. Well, no, I know I'm supposed to get 25%, but I want 50. It got to be 50-50. Right. Yeah. It does have to be fair. And I think right now, especially Haney,

when it comes to Haney is the A-side on. Yeah, he's going to get the bigger part. He's going to get the bigger piece of the pie. But damn, 75%. But that's what the... That's what the field. That's what happens when you bid it out, Joe. Ain't nobody agreeing to that, man.

There's somebody going to agree to it. Yeah, but it ain't going to be like no Kishan. They ain't going to be no major to fight. The thing. Kishar ain't never made that much money a day in his life. Hey, man. Go back and look at what the biggest purse Kishar, Kishar never made. Probably a million, maybe one three.

They scared. Oh, they scared to fight that young man, man. Hey, Kee ain't no joke, man. Hey, you got to, you got to take what you can till you can get what you won't. Yeah, you're right. And matter of fact, if he was the fight hanging, 75-25-75-25, 75, if he was to win that,

then now. Flip that. Everything is in your court, you know. But, I mean, I understand. He might have saw it in good perspective. especially for what he's done in his career right now but i mean it is what it is i don't like the politics when to come to boxing man it's just that's permeating the sport crazy uh let's take a listen to our last one yo what's up night cat family what's so uh-huh what's uh-oh and still king iso man

oh love man love y'all just want to check in hope all as well love y'all i've been doing good myself just i want to ask iso a question iso you got to pick between um and ocho be the last man on your team who you picking man to make that final cut and also if y'all need any djs for y'all event get at me beth b-ed lxm unc ocho iso y'all y'all y'all team know how to find me so y'all just get at me for y'all we got you love y'all Hey, what's what we're talking about? It don't matter. It don't matter.

Let me tell you who I'm picking. I'm going to make y'all, I'm going to battle it out. And whoever win between y'all, that's who's going to run with me. Hold on, first of all, what's part of you playing? Because if we've got football, being oncho need a team up. We're going to kick you to the side, Joe. Damn. Hey, hey, I'm a quarterback.

Oh, hell, no. I guarantee I can throw better than both of y'all. Oh, Lord. Yo, I was a quarterback all through high school. You're talking about some shit that happened 30, 40 years ago here. I'm talking about since high school. Joe, you ain't never been a quarterback.

You ain't even played football. Oh, I just chose basketball. I could have done anything if I wanted. Yeah, six, nine. I could, hey, I just chose hoops, bro. Like, y'all, y'all got it twisted, man. Yeah, I'm gonna show y'all. Well, I thought they pick skin, you're me?

Okay. Boy, y'all got me so bit. So that piece, you might be talking about pork. Hey. About bacon? Hey. Hey. Hey, you boy and most don't know me very well, man.

I don't play no silly games. You hear me? I'm going to show y'all better than I can tell y'all, though. Oh, my goodness, man. I'll bet they're looking for something, Joe. Oh, man, come on, man. Come on. Come on, come on, come on.

I'll bet they look at something. I wouldn't listen to you all that one, don't you? I'll be joke. Daniel Wells 4970. I wish people stop acting like signing Sam back. at the time was a no-brainer. You have to know that he played so poorly those last two games that it made the decision

much harder to make. I agree. I agree. But that being said, at $30 million, he was a bargain. If he was asking $50 million, you got me. You got me. You got me, Daniel.

There's a door. 30 million, 33 million. Yes, bacon. basically the same deal that the gay Baker Mayfield at Tampa. Yeah. The first pick in the 2027 draft, the Falcons select Arch Manning, noodle arm two should call it quits.

Go Big Blue tomorrow. Beat the Cowgirls in week one. Man, if the Falcons get the number one pick, they definitely take it a quarter. These folks are going to be, they're going to be pissed around here. If the Falcons get, they mean they season one hit no nothing.

Now, them folks ain't going for that around him. Come on now. I don't know what's going to happen with Tua and Pinnix. I just know Tula needs to speed up everything. Just speed up everything. That's it. It seemed like the game was moving faster than he was tonight. But the few plays he got, just speed it up.

That's all. Go Big Blue, beat Cowgirls week one. All right now. Much love, Katz 69, to swap plays with whatever Shed was munching on. pizza and I told me two lactatees they know they know you a month there you go see what I said oh Joe you see it I'm saying you see what I'm saying they know you a month I told y'all can soon a lady to come to the light it'll eventually Joe a Joe gonna show y'all who he is they know who I am no no

no no they don't they don't they don't but oh Cho and I do I don't know, but Ocho and I know. But it's all good, though. It's all good. Dr. Franklin L. Bellamy, hey, fam, Ocho, my cowboy, going to show out tomorrow night. Pre-season, end-season, all season.

We're them boys. Tell them, Joe, love y'all. Doc, you're going to be disappointed again. I don't know why you teaming up with ISO. Don't start there, all. The funny thing about it, The funny thing about it is that the Cowboys are going to have a phenomenal season. They're going to have a phenomenal season.

The only issue for them is once they get to the playoffs. What team is going to show up then? I want to come down to. I wanted to hurt. I wanted to hurt. I wanted to hurt. Like Charday said, where it hurts like brand new shoes,

that's why I wanted to hurt. Hey, you sound like a real hater, man. Nah, Joe. No, for real, not, not,

not real hater. Because you know, y'all know, the game is. It's way better when the Cowboys are in the playoffs and when we bother. It's just like the damn Knicks in the NBA. When they're good, it's great for the NBA.

What's so, Unkey, okay? No. What's wrong? No. Nick's been in the playoffs every year. Knicks been to playoffs every year since Bruns and got the M. I'm saying if they ain't in it, though, it's like the Lakers too.

If they ain't in the play out brun, they mean, they play, it ain't the same, bro. Oh, well. We'll be, we'll be all right. Yo, why did the Broncos cut Cai Rees? I don't know. I don't know who Cai Rees is, bro. Who did they cut?

Right. Somebody got cut this year already? Who had a better career? Zero rings Barclay or Zero rings Westbrook? I take Barclay. Damn. That's a good one. Why are you taking Barker, though?

Even though, even what we're, will rest accomplished? Oh, you know better than me. I would. Who you take it, Joe? Barkler did have a hell of a career, but. Barkle had a team, man,

Barkle of the team to the NBA, to the NBA finals. Man, y'all don't make it look at some of the playoffs games, Barkley had. Drop 56 and 15, 40, and 20. Man, please. I don't know, man.

That's a good argument because Westbrook made it to, he made it to the final suit. With KD. Yeah, I know he was KD and James. I know he was with them, but they were very young at that point. You know what I mean? Very inexperienced and they played against a hell of a team in the Miami Heat. Well, LeBron, D. Wade, and Bosch.

It was just almost impossible to beat them three, bro. They were too much. I don't know. I don't know. I like Barkley career. But they're damn Westbrook, man. Different. Somebody said you need some WD 40.

Oh now, or chair arm. Oh, y'all can hear that? Man, this, hey, this chair are 20, 25. It don't get used to, I come down here, so it is what it is. Rodney Hardaway said, Iso Ocho. When y'all go into the hall, will y'all give a shout out to the nightcap family y'all's speeches? If you don't, y'all ain't no bad brothers though.

Hello. Hey, man, listen, if that was a happen, I'm most definitely giving a shout out of the nightcapping, the nightcap fan, man, stop playing. You know what going on. Iso freco! You might be talking about Ocho. Chat, chat don't look at me like that.

I don't know they should, though. I mean, you ain't a bad, I mean, you ain't no bad brother, All of that, though, that's what I'm saying, though. Because I think sometimes I think the perception is, you think we're going to look at you differently. And we don't. Not right now, anyway. Oh, man, come on, now.

I already know 85 ounce of ISO, 30 days straight. No hoo-ha or go one weekend and let your significant other use the restroom around you. Which one y'all go with love love y'all? Hold on, how long, how long would I? You gotta go 30 days. Oh man, I can do that. Yeah, for sure.

Y'all, y'all too probably can't do that, but I don't do that. Oh, man, please. I got a great stuff. No, but listen, when I, when I, when I broke up with my ex, but I, I was, um, Celebrate an abstinent for four months.

You was desert. And Cambodia had to wait. I didn't even let out here right away. I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. Hey, dude, why y'all laughing? Hey, you said, yeah, in that Cambodia. Hey, I'm gonna know. Hey, Joe, let me tell you, we went on the trip, right?

And I can tell you all this story now, because we two years in, now, we went on a trip. We were on a trip. We, our first date was in the Bahamas. Yeah. Yeah, our first day was in the Bob. Oh, it's a 30-minute front from Miami. That's an one thing about on Ocho.

Hey, we in the Pahamas, right? At the Bahamas, boom, first day, I had a chef come. Boom, I had the live music come and play, and they cook for it. We sat outside by the pool and we keep the ocean. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Joe, nice more set up, right? Boom.

So, chef, dude. playing a saxophone, I'm requesting songs I'm gonna hear, My Funny Valentine, you know, stuff like that, right? Boom, we finish. The chef cleaned up, we go to bed, you know, she put a little nightgown on. Yeah. I got in the bed, right?

I had on my clothes, I took my shirt in and got in the bed and didn't get under the covers. Yeah. I just let you know, like, it ain't nothing. Oh, you played that good guy role. You played like you ain't wanted to, but I thought. I just want you to know, I ain't eat that type of guy. Hey, Uncle, Joe, on my mama, rest in peace.

I mean, I did the bells and whistles for the first date. Went to the Bahamas, boom, live music, chef cook, you know, dinner, little dessert, all that. What we got in bed, man, I tucked my shirt in and didn't even get under the cover. But I ain't been a lot. I do all that. She getting hung up like a side of beef. Hey, Joe.

Joe, I don't know what you. I don't know what you. Y'all already know. I do all that. Boy, they get me on a point and they go across the go. Hey, I don't care if he's, I don't care if Jamaica's walking distance from my house. Hey, what do you got to do? You're shaking the cover.

Look, you're shaking the cover. Hey, they already know. I'm shaking the cover for dark. Before dark. Cable covers getting shook. Hey, people in the chat putting the cap symbol. I just said on my mom. rest and peace. I believe, Ocho.

I'm not playing. I'm damn dead. A, boy, that first night, boy, it wasn't nothing. Hey, that's, see. That was a night, but that morning. Yeah, I'm taking, I'm going 30 days. You took, you think you can go 30? Hell yeah, I could go 30. Oh, okay. You can't, you can't use Palmetta. Hey, I'll, I'll do, I'll do that.

Oh, okay, okay. No, I don't do that, no. Now, you ain't going around me. I'm going 30 days. And go 30 more if you make a lifetime. They may ain't going to be in his house in solitary confinement. Hey, it ain't no thing to me to stay in my house, Joe. There ain't nothing to whatsoever. I love it here.

I know exactly what you mean. I love it here. Who's a better overall quarterback, DAC or Hertz, and why? Ocho, who you taking? Oh, Godly. That's a good one. They're so different. That's a good one.

Completely different. And the system that they're running is. is completely different. What they ask Hurses do, he does extremely well. Extremely well. Does he? Yes.

Okay. What Jack is asked to do in the system in Dallas, he does extremely well. How about this? If you take Hursy, you put him with the Cowboys, and you put them with the Eagles.

I don't think either quarterback would be as good as they are in the system that they're in. That's just me personally. I don't. That's a great quarterback. question, whoever asked that. That's a really good one. If I was the pick one, I'm going to go with Jayland Hurst because of his accolades and

what he's done. All he does is win. All he does is win. And that's not to take anything away from Dak because he wins as well, but he, you know, he just hadn't had that success in the postseason. Just not in big moments. And it'll happen again. But I'm just going to show, I was going to show, I'm going to show. I'm going to wait for my take to come in. about a month. Hey, what you mean that happened again? Huh?

What do you mean that happened again? What you're talking about? What y'all don't do? Come play on time, which is win. But y'all always bring up old stuff. I can't break up nothing new, Joe. Because y'all, they're dead here.

Yes, you can. Yes, you just got to wait a little bit. Just wait and see. Just wait and see. I don't know why this man think I got another 40 years left on his earth. Hey, say you ain't got another 40-something. I ain't got a 40-some, man.

What's up, Big Three? What y'all, welcome to the sports moment? Not welcome to the NFL and NBA, but you're welcome to football and basketball moment. Ah, man, I never get me. My basketball moment, Joe, first time I said, organized. I'm talking about organized.

Drop 25 on the buns. Yeah. In the more grade? in the fourth grade. Hey, my was in high school, my first year in high school. See,

when I was in high school, it was 10th, 11, 12. So my 10th grade year, I'd never forget, we played against a team called 4 Smith Northside. They had this dude,

Uncle Ocho, he's about 6'6, his name was Chris Naws. He down there. You know, in the warm-up line in basketball, when you see a team getting the ooze or Oz out there,

you start to look down there. He's like, damn. He's going between his lead, 360, windmilling. I'm in the 10th grade in my first game. He probably, like, top five player in the state of Arkansas. Man, they threw that damn ball up. Gave him hell, Uncle Ocho. 30.

I gave him a 30 burger. And from that point on, I ain't looked back, bro. Yeah. I ain't look back. But, you know, I mean, I could have said that moment I dropped 52 on him, Joe. But I don't want you to feel some type of way that I drop 50 in the game. and you played the NBA, you ain't dropped 50 in a high school game, Joe. Hey, it's, it's okay.

It's okay. I think I remember you telling me about this. I had, I had to hash pull it. I had to, because he didn't believe it. I had to have Ash, pull it. 52. I'm saying what you were working, you were three in the polls. No, one, no three.

I got 52 without the three. Y'all didn't have a three-law. The three-pointed didn't come till 87. I graduated 86. Wasn't that, wasn't that a man, Joe? If I'd have had the three ball. A 70 piece? You had a...

Hey, 70 piece, Joe. I'd had the speed limit on the freeway, on the interstate. 70 piece. Hey, hey, you're a real ventured brother, man. Hey, damn, you played before the three-point line. Yes. You and Moses went to high school together? Which Moses?

We won that part you to see him alone. He's no. Damn. Yeah, Joe. Joe I average Joe I average 30 Joe oh yeah Joe I would like that I'm telling you though but hold up though I ain't gonna lie I'm football players especially in high school because y'all are already so physically opposing and in basketball we still be kind of growing in our

body and won't hit the waist like that like y'all live in the damn white room and take a charge if you want to are you won't take another one I bet you that I bet you I bet you ain't gonna take one charge What you're doing? You lead with that knee? Shoulder. Shoulder knee?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's, you see that right? Hey. So just imagine me putting that in the chest. Ooh. All right. Hey, put that thing right, his chest,

or he's like, yeah. Let me get your ass up. Ain't nothing wrong with you. Hey, hey, after the game, he's going to feel like he was in a real fight. He's going to feel some type of way. Tabion calls. Tabby on college.

Tavia is here called. Can y'all wish me a happy birthday 22 today? Absolutely. Tabion, happy 22nd birthday, bro. Congratulations. Happy birthday. We appreciate you spending it with us on a nightcap. Joe, oh, Joe and myself, we can't thank you enough.

Thank you, Tavian. I was spending your birthday with us, bro. Happy birthday. Uh, oh, see you got Rod on Club Shee Shee. That means you tapped in. The best artist right now, Florida boy. Don't look down, drop it August 28th. Mm-hmm.

He must have been there. Do y'all think Jane Daniels' mom has something to do with him not wanting to someone else to wear number five? Jane doesn't strike me as someone who cares that cares, but I can see his mom has something to do with him not wanting to someone. can see his mom having a problem with it. What you think, Ocho, what you think, Joe? I don't think so. I think Jay Daniels, you know, we understand the significance of the five

and he believes what he feel at LSU is worthy of being retired. That's how he feels personally. Obviously, mom probably has an opinion, opinion on the matter, and whatever opinions he does have is going to be that to support us. Yeah, for sure.

I think I think, I think, more J-Tames and anything. No, I think she, I think she play a major role in it. And then it don't make her no bad sister neither. I just think, you know, she's really looking out for her son and his well-being,

and she'll probably pretty much do whatever it takes to keep him, you know, trending in the right direction. Like, I mean, hey, man, she's a mom, bro. I don't put it past. I'm just to keep it 100. If you were a GM

in your respective league, which team would you pick and what's the first realistic move you would try to make to become title favorites? Yep, hold on. Look at that up. Go ahead look that up in there, Joe.

What? Can we put that on the ball? Can we put that on the ball? Can we put that on the more? You see that right there, Joe? Damn. Glenville High, 1985. What you get that here?

85? Yeah, 85. Yeah, 85. Damn. 52 points. Huh? You couldn't wait. to get back to school and they didn't know that was nothing joe that was nothing

i wish the game would have been closer that way i could have you know i could have stayed in and got me a 60 piece all right that was a blowout yeah oh yeah i need i need i need a hey hey joe i ain't buying i need to the competition joe damn i'm the competition i'm the competition i'm the competition three eight two uh you ever heard of pervis ellison me and purvis ellis on the same all area of your team me and purpose oh perfect okay I was on all that team with it so what that make me oh yeah all right that mean you like that me you were nice too I ain't gonna lie to you okay oh my ain't gonna lie to you okay can't play no basketball he's where I can oh cho I ain't always have bad hips

hold on what you mean hey go yeah y'all see that y'all see that right on your screen yeah y'all see that yeah that's me I need to one, two. S-H-A-D-O-N-O-N-E. S-H-H-H-H-R-P-E, Shal. That's me, glivetka. I need to see footage. They ain't got none, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know. Brian Oliver, Brian Oliver with Georgia Tech. Yeah. I was looking, I ain't know none of them names up. I ain't going to even lie to you.

Yeah, I don't know none of them either. They say Jerry Jones? Yeah. Yeah. That's Jerry? Come on, man. J. ain't wrong with the, uh, about,

oh, my bad. Yeah, we know. That's why I told you. That's why I always tell you, put the head over the good eye. Because, uh, Joe,

you ain't know you born with a light that on an escalator. Now what they call me the escalator. I go a real, I go real slow, Joe. Real slow. Bam! You go real slow.

Hey, chance, say, chance say why they got that question. question mark behind that 1985. Actually, it might have been 86. It might have been, it might have been like. It might have been, no, it might have been, hold on.

It might have been, it might have been, it might have been November or December. Might have been November of 85 or January of 86. I don't know, Joe, something ain't right. But I mean, I had to drop, hold on. I dropped like 38 on Brian. 39 on Brian Cunning. I put 33-0 Savannah Country Day. I dropped,

that ain't nothing. 31 and 19 on Southeast Bullock, you know, 27, 20 and 20, 20 and 20, 27 points, 20 rebound on script. Damn. That was nothing, Joe. That was nothing.

You were hogging the land. You were hogging the land. Yes. 20. 20. You got to understand. You ain't no competition out there, so it's easy to do that.

Joe, I'm going to grab that thing like this here, Joe. That's what I'm going to. I don't do it. I don't give me that right now. Give me that. Hold on, you rebad that thing like rising and rising. Yes, yes, yes. And bring it up.

Poking it on. Bam. You can dunk? I was a three-time All-State triple jump champ. What you think? Hey, what was your birth? Ah, 37 and a half. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, yeah. 11 foot, I had 11 foot standing long jump. I had 13. Well, the record is 12, 3 by the dude from Dallas, which is the world record actually. Yeah, yeah, y'all take it out the buddy. You know what? I'll see y'all, I'll say each of y'all are copy of this.

So y'all have any doubts, Sheld and y'all. And y'all spell Glenville wrong. It's two ends. Spell my six, spell my high school right. Ocho, you James Harrison, y'all still going to the octagon? Yeah, hey, listen, I don't know, whenever I see James, man, respectfully, I'm going to rearrange his brunished, man. Hey, Lee, man, oh, Cho.

Ah, no, hey, Joe, I want to put, I'm going to put, where his ear along, I'm going to put the nose where the ear go. You know what? I want to put his ear where the nose go. Man, I had a talk with James and old Joe Hayden, man. They, they're some good dudes, bro. Lee James alone, man. Ah, hey, Joe, sometimes you got to make an example out of people, Joe.

Oh, yeah? And he's the one person I'm going to make an example out of him. All right, be careful, man. Tread a light, right? Hey, listen, hey, Joe, hey, whenever you talk to me, Joe, say stay dangerous. Stay dangerous? That's what I'm going to stay dangerous.

All right, okay. It's good to be dangerous, though. O.G. underscore Thanos 26. What's up, Big Three? Is C.J. Stride, the quarterback with the most pressure entering the season. He's under a lot of pressure. They got a Super Bowl defense, Joe. Joe, they got a Super Bowl defense.

They're that good. Yeah. You got to get it done while you got all those places. Because it's going to be hard to keep everybody when you give his contract. Yeah. This will make a break season before. If he come out and perform like they think he can. What state do you think produces the best wide receivers, Florida, Louisiana, Ocali?

I'm going to go, I'm going to Florida. Not saying that the other two don't. I'm gonna go with Florida. I'm going Louisiana, bro. Ocho got his heart in it. Y'all got, y'all got some good ones, Ocho. Y'all ain't, ain't taking it from it. Good ones.

Good ones. We got great ones. You're right. You got some great ones. I think overall, I think you got to go with Florida. Do you really? Yes, really. What you were talking about? Yeah.

Hey, Louisiana got some great ones. We got home run downtown Freddie Brown, and you get Mike Urban and Andre Johnson and Ocho and San Antonio. Caldham Moss, A, B, Jerry Judy. Who else out of that group? True, yeah, add Jeremiah Smith to it. He's going to be going to get him.

What's you called for Louisiana, though? Reggie Wayne's from Louisiana, right? Yeah, Rayleigh from New Orleans. Hold on. Yeah, why is his name? Amari Cooper? Hey, I got a question. Why does these states produce the top wideouts?

weather. That's a great. It's hot. Hot weather going to produce speed. You're going to look at the state. You can look at states they got the runners. Texas, Florida, California, Georgia, Louisiana, any state that got the climate.

Why do you think, look at Jamaica? What's the weather like Jamaica damn near year round? Oh, that water's going to run like that. The African countries. Like the person that said last show doing free cap, Chatt is Ocho is one, Unc is two, Ocho is one and two, Uncle is three, Iso is four.

Amen. Y'all didn't know. But Iso moving up to scale, though. Yeah, I just moved from three to four. The y'all don't know him like I know it. I think Alex Pierce will become a top 10 receiver this year. He'll most definitely get the target. Yeah.

I like Pierce. I like Pierce. He is nice, man. It's going to be his coming out party this year. Ooh. What's our big three start? Bench cut. 9801 Marshall Falk.

0104 Priest Holmes. 4.07 Ladanian Thomason. That man, Priest Holmes, so serious, bro. Boy, he was, hey, I played what you're preaching up Baltimore, Ocho. Oh, did you? Yeah, Prez was the backup. That was undrafted. He was the backup to Ricky Williams.

That dude was serious, bro. Prez was nice. But either way, I'm starting, I'm starting with a... Oh, okay, there you know. Okay, okay. I was just checking. I'm just checking. And, well, is Priest Holmes?

Marshall Marshall Marshall Marshall Marshall I'm I'm I'm I'm benching Marshall for you cut in priest and I love yeah I'm cutting priest I love priest but now I'm going but a priest home Priest homes Amman Green running back from the Texas they had that smooth air style look like a galloping area and Foster got the smoothest run style, man. They just looked like like they were just so cat, like they're chilling. They were so smooth.

I'm missing them. You know who else ran like that? For the Chicago Bears. He was big dude. Oh, you're talking about Matt Forte. We're 20. Matt Forte also had a smooth running style. It's like they wouldn't even try him, but they're moving.

What's up, Nightcap, fam? Ocho Lil Uzi said on this new EP, My Jury, All Real. I'm not Ocho. You don't know Ocho got a little chain now. Love the show. Hey, hey, hey, they better pay attention, boy.

Hey, Joe, you see that, see that character? I see you shining over there. I see. Huh? Hey, tell her who to come check this out, right? With the studded, with the studded necklace, with the, boy, I see you. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, hey.

Hey, I'm all right, boy, I'm up now, boy. Yeah. Huh? This ain't number of nightcap, too. Tell who's his nightcap. No NFL, no NFL money, huh? Talking about. Big Ray STL said, damn, Ocho.

Put bro out of misery and cash him out. Who that? You, Sean said, cash him out with the track out all the way, all of it. No payments, no nothing. Number of the insurance payment. That's the only thing you should have. Hold on, you're not understanding. I'm still, I'm doing stuff to the track off, now.

Now he got to pay that. When we get the car Monday, I'm taking it to my guy, Alex Vega, it's called the auto firm out there, Miami. As a kid, I'm doing the all orange kit on the inside, the leather, right? All orange. And then I'm putting the whistle. And it's called whistle, whipple. Damn, how you say it, man?

Whatever it is, you give it 11,000 horsepower. 1100. That said it right? You got a jet with 11,000. I'm putting the rim. Yeah, my bad. 1100 horsepower is a whipple. I don't know how to, whatever it is.

But yeah, yeah. I'm giving the upgrade. I'm upgrading everything and all, man. He can take care of that, that little monthly. Earl Richardson 23, Hertz on all the quarterbacks, y'all hype every year. Ocho? They say he own him.

He says he owns all the quarterbacks that we hype every year. I mean, I think hurts, his playing style, is not aesthetically pleasing as everyone else, which is why everyone, it gloats over. You know, you're Justin Herberts and your Joe Burroughs and those that throw the ball. He's not going to have gotty numbers. No.

And that's one of the issues. But what he does, what he does do consistently is he wins, win, win. That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us tonight. We greatly, greatly appreciate that. We know we come, it's been coming on really, really late.

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