Nothing much happens: bedtime stories to help you sleep - Heirloom (Encore)
Episode Date: July 3, 2025Originally presented as Episode 6 of Season 12. Our story tonight is called Heirloom, and it’s a story about a garden in the middle of summer. It’s also about things handed down through generati...ons, making and keeping friends of all ages, and a stack of farmer’s almanacs in the quiet corner of a shed. Subscribe to our Premium channel. The first month is on us. 💙 BIOptimizers’ Probiotic Breakthrough: Click here and use code NOTHINGMUCH for 10% off any order! NMH merch, autographed books and more! Pay it forward subscription Listen to our daytime show Stories from the Village of Nothing Much. First This, Kathryn’s guided mediation podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to Bedtime Stories for Everyone,
in which nothing much happens.
for everyone, in which nothing much happens. You feel good, and then you fall asleep. I'm Catherine Nicolai. I write and read all the stories you hear on Nothing Much Happens.
Audio engineering is by Bob Wittersheim.
We are bringing you an encore episode tonight, meaning that this story originally aired at some point in the past. It could have been recorded with different equipment in a different location.
And since I'm a person and not a computer, I sometimes sound just slightly different.
But the stories are always soothing and family-friendly, and our wishes for you are always deep rest
and sweet dreams. Now, since every story is someone's first, I like to say a little about how this works.
A busy brain will keep you up. I'm sure you know the feeling. But not having anything for your brain to focus on can actually make it spiral faster.
So I have a story that is simple and full of good feeling and cozy details.
You rest your mind on it just by listening.
And before you know it, you'll be out like a light. I'll tell
the story twice, and I'll go a little slower the second time through. If you wake later
in the night, you can just start the story over again or think back through any part of it that you can remember.
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Our story tonight is called Heirloom and it's a story about a garden in the middle of the summer. It's also about
things handed down through generations, making and keeping friends of all ages, and a stack farmer's almanacs in the quiet corner of a shed. Now, get as comfortable as you can.
Snuggle deep into your sheets and let your whole body relax. Whatever you got done today, it was enough.
Now nothing remains but rest.
Breathe in through your nose and sigh through your mouth. One more, all the way in and out.
Good.
Heirloom. This was our fourth summer at the allotment, in our little patch at the community garden,
where we had learned to make things grow. In fact, we now had twice the space we'd started with.
The family that gardened in the plot next to ours had gotten too busy as their sons
grew to keep up with growing plants as well, and we'd taken over their beds.
A couple of times each summer, though, they'd all come by and lend a hand with planting
or weeding or harvesting.
And we'd have a picnic together under the trees like old times. The boys would sit with us
and catch us up on life in their world. Middle school and piano lessons and soccer camp.
Something I have come to value as I've gotten older is having more people in my life who
are younger than me and who are older than me. hearing their stories, telling them mine, watching them move through landmark years.
Well, I need it. Not just for the context it gave me in my own experience, but because I suspect we all need that sort of fullness of family, the
different textures in our fellows to appreciate and wonder at and attempt to love.
Now that I thought of it, the allotment was sort of extended family.
Children and adults and older folks.
A common goal.
Shared wisdom.
An effort.
And some rain. and some sun.
This year there had been more sun than rain, and that might seem like a good thing if you are, say, planning a trip to the beach. But when you are trying to grow
potatoes, which we still were after several somewhat unsuccessful seasons, it can make
each dry day worrisome. I'd complained to another farmer about our spuds, thirsty and
finicky in the arid dirt. She'd patted me kindly on the back in sympathy and reminded me that the domestication of the potato had taken around 8,000 years.
So if it took me more than a few summers to sort them out, well, that tracked.
We did water as much as we could.
The allotment had a rain collection system, and each plot got a bit of what was left for
as long as it lasted.
And we mulched and planted lots of local plants to shade the soil.
But mostly we crossed our fingers and hoped for rain.
The forecast for today was promising.
And when I woke and stepped outside, I could smell it off in the distance.
The sky had been cloudy and slightly gray all day.
And while the heat hadn't broken yet, I could just tell that it wanted to.
I'd said as much to another gardener when I'd gotten to the plot and added that it might
just be wishful thinking. He'd said wishful thinking was a key ingredient for gardening,
that none of us would be here without it. So I took my optimism and tromped over to our garden.
I started with my usual survey,
walking through the rows
and pulling weeds,
noting what was ripening,
what was close to going to seed. This year I had planted a few heirloom varieties of our favorite vegetables. Look, sometimes there are good reasons as to why plants are different now from how they were for our distant relatives.
Those potatoes, for example, had been bitter and nearly inedible for most of those thousands
of years. In fact, every time I had a plate of french fries or a big baked
potato for dinner, I paused to thank those cultivators of yore for their persistence. After so many generations of work on the plant,
they must have at least considered throwing in the towel, and I was glad they hadn't.
Other times, though, plants were bred for how they looked rather than how they tasted. And the
flavors that had been missing for generations drove
me to plant as many heirlooms vegetables is that, without exception, they have fantastic names,
and I said them aloud as I walked through the garden.
Black valentine beans still thriving on the bush.
carrots still thriving on the bush. The green tops of the scarlet nance carrots were still a bit sparse, and I hoped we'd be able to pick some in a few more weeks.
I'd gone a little overboard with the lettuces, which we'd planted in two weak shifts
to be able to harvest continually.
We had May Queen and Little Gem and Paris White Coes and Black-seated Simpson to choose from.
Green arrow peas, bullnose peppers, Easter basket radishes, Vero flea spinach, and three different vines of watermelon, called Moon and Stars, Blacktail Mountain, and Cream
of Saskatchewan. I checked their leaves to know someone was there, watching over them.
I'd heard that fiddle-figs that live indoors sometimes grow trunks too skinny and insubstantial,
trunks too skinny and insubstantial, because they aren't out in the wind, which stimulates them to grow. So you should give your fig a good shake now and then.
I hoped that padding watermelon rinds would work the same way.
Just as I was beginning to fret about the dry, cracked soil under my feet,
I felt a sudden, cooler breeze cutting through the garden.
We'd been lost in thought
and hadn't noticed the dark clouds rolling in.
I realized that rain was just moments away.
We had a shared shed at the edge of the lots, with chairs under an awning and a coffee pot,
and old copies of the farmer's almanac going back for decades. And I knew it would be the perfect spot to watch the rain soak into our plants.
But before I took off for it in my garden clogs, I just breathed in the smell of the water in the air, and let the first few drops fall
on my bare arms and face.
I thought of how green and healthy everything would be tomorrow. How the vegetables would look like they'd all
finally gotten a good night's sleep. And I sighed, as I imagine gardeners have for millennia as the rain came down.
Heirloom.
This was our fourth summer at the allotment.
In our little patch at the community garden, where we had learned how to make things grow. In fact, we now had twice the space we'd started with. The family that garden in the plot next to ours had gotten
too busy as their sons grew to keep up with growing plants as well, and we'd taken over their beds. A couple of times each summer, though, they'd all come
by and lend a hand with planting or weeding or harvesting. And we'd have a picnic together, under the trees, like old times.
The boys would sit with us and catch us up on life in their world. middle school, and piano lessons, and soccer camp.
Something I have come to value as I've gotten older is having more people in my life who are younger than me and more who are older than me.
Hearing their stories, telling them mine, watching them move through landmark years, well, I need it.
Not just for the context it gave me in my own experience, but because I suspect we all need that sort of fullness of family, different textures in our fellows
to appreciate and wonder at and attempt to love.
love. Now that I thought of it, the allotment was a sort of extended family. Children and A common goal. Shared wisdom. An effort.
Some rain and some sun.
This year there had been more sun than rain. And that might seem like a good thing if you are, say, planning a trip to the beach, but
when you are trying to grow potatoes, which we still were after, somewhat unsuccessful seasons, I can make each dry day worrisome.
I'd complained to another farmer about our spuds, thirsty and finicky in the arid dirt. She'd patted me kindly on the back in sympathy and
reminded me that the domestication of the potato had taken around eight thousand years. So, if it took me more than a few summers to sort
them out, well, that tracked. We did water as much as we could. The allotment had a rain collection system,
and each plot got a bit of what was left for as long as it lasted.
and we mulched and planted lots of I could smell it off in the distance. The sky had been cloudy and slightly gray all day, and while the heat hadn't broken
yet, I could just tell that it wanted to. I'd said as much to another gardener when I'd gotten to the plot and added that
it might just be wishful thinking. He'd said wishful thinking was a key ingredient for gardening, that none of us would be here without
it.
So I took my optimism and tromped over to our plot. I started with my usual survey, walking through the rows and pulling weeds, noting what was
ripening, what was close to going to seed?
This year I had planted a few heirloom varieties of our favorite vegetable.
Sometimes there are good reasons as to why plants today are different from how they were for our distant relatives.
Those potatoes, for example, had been bitter and nearly inedible for most of those thousands of years. In fact, every time I had a plate of French fries
or a big baked potato for dinner, I paused to thank those cultivators of yore for their persistence.
After so many generations of work on the plant, they must have at least considered throwing
in the towel.
And I was grateful that they hadn't.
Other times, though, plants had been bred for and loved by our ancestors were lost in the modern
iterations. And the idea that I could taste something that had been missing for generations.
It drove me to plant as many heirlooms as, as that, without exception, they have fantastic names, and
I said them aloud as still thriving on the bush.
The green tops of the scarlet Nance carrots were still a bit sparse, and I hoped we'd
be able to pick some in a few more weeks.
I'd gone a little overboard with the lettuces, which we planted in two-week shifts to be
able to harvest continually.
We had May Queen and Little Gem and Paris White Coes and Black Seated Simpson to choose
from. Green arrow peas, bullnose peppers, Easter
basket radishes, Vero flay spinach, and three different vines of watermelon called Moon and Stars, Blacktail Mountain, and Cream of
Saskatchewan. I checked their leaves, plucking away any dead bits and patting them firmly on their rinds.
I figured they liked to know someone was there watching over them. I'd heard that fiddle-figs that live indoors sometimes grow trunks that are too skinny
and insubstantial because they aren't out in the wind, which stimulates them to grow. So you should give your fig a good shake now
and then. I hoped that patting my watermelon rinds would work the same. Just as I was beginning to fret about the dry,
cracked soil under my feet, I felt a sudden, cooler breeze cutting through the garden.
I'd been lost in thought, and hadn't noticed the dark clouds rolling in.
I realized that rain was moments away.
I realized that rain was moments away. We had a shared shed at the edge of the lots, with chairsac going back for decades. And I knew it would be the
perfect spot to watch the rain soak into our plants. But before I took off for it and my garden clogs,
I just breathed in the smell of the water in the air
and let drops fall on my bare arms and face. I thought of how green and healthy everything
would be tomorrow. How the vegetables would look like they'd all finally gotten a good night's sleep.
And I sighed as I imagined gardeners have for millennia as the rain came down.
Sweet dreams.