Nothing much happens: bedtime stories to help you sleep - Slightly More Happens - March Mutts and Meows
Episode Date: March 16, 2026Our stories tonight speak to the magic of the Inn on the lake, a secret space behind a hidden door, coffee cake and cat companions, getting to redo a formative moment with your present day heart and m...ind, music and glimpses of mid-winter sun, and the hope that comes from bravely wearing your heart on your sleeve. We give to a different charity each week and this week we are giving to The Southwest Detroit Immigrant and Refugee Center. They are the largest provider of free- and low-cost legal services to Michigan's vulnerable communities. They are working for a Michigan where justice does not depend on how much money you have, and where immigrants are welcomed into our communities. It’s time to turn those “What Ifs” into “cha ching” with Shopify today. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/nothingmuch Go to AquaTru.com now for 20% off (your purifier) using promo code NOTHINGMUCH. AquaTru even comes with a 30-day best-tasting water guarantee. Subscribe to our Premium channel. The first month is on us. 💙 Pre-Order Links for Kathryn's New Book Here! NMH Merch, Autographed Books and More! Listen to our daytime show Stories from the Village of Nothing Much Sit Meditation with Kathryn Pay it forward subscription Follow us on Instagram Visit Nothing Much Happens for more Village fun! Play with Marmie, Crumb, and Birdy with this Playlist! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Breathe in and out.
Marmalade.
At the inn, I heard their car
pulling down the long circle drive
in front of the inn,
and a smile spread over my face.
An innkeeper likes to have guests,
and it felt like an age
since we closed up in the fall.
and I'd had anyone to pamper and feed.
And yes, these guests would be different from the usual sort,
who came to swim in the lake and nap in our hammocks.
But I was determined that their stay would be just as enjoyable.
I hurried down the wide front staircase.
my hand skimming over the shining banister as I peered out the windows to the drive.
My guests were climbing out of the car and getting tangled in their leashes.
I opened the door and stepped out in my slippers to help.
The barking commenced.
Excited jumping and tail wagging followed.
Oh, can you grab Marmalade's crate?
She is in the back seat.
Sure, I said.
And leaned in to see her eyeing me from inside her travel case.
Come on, Marmee, I've got a freshly wound ball of yarn for you to unravel.
I lifted her case out carefully.
And we all managed to make our way into the inn.
I closed the door behind us.
sat Marmalade down on the window seat and opened the little door to her crate.
She meowed grouchily and didn't move. Her mom leaned down to look in at her. Marmalade, she said in a placating
voice. We talked about this. You've got this whole beautiful.
old house to poke through. So many window ledges to nap on, you might as well enjoy it.
Marmalade meowed again in response. Oh, she'll get over herself in a minute or two, she said,
waving her hand at the cat. Crum was still jumping excitedly as they tried to get his leash off.
And Bertie, in a plaid sweater that went all the way down his spindly legs,
was already lying down in a patch of sunlight at the foot of the stairs.
Bertie's dad left looking at the tableau.
I have a feeling you are getting a preview of the next few days, he said.
stubborn, excited, and asleep, and pointed to each animal in turn.
Fine by me, I said. Do you have time for a cup of coffee before you go?
Yes, please. They both said in unison, and we trooped down the long hallway,
to the library, where I'd set up a little tray before they arrived.
Crumb came barreling down the corridor, so excited to explore this new playhouse and jumped onto the sofa beside the fire.
He was small and fuzzy, with brown spiky fur that stood up all around his head.
His eyes were hazel, and for all his goofiness, they lent him some gravies.
that made me think he was an old soul who had simply never grown up.
I could hear Birdie's nails clacking on the wood floors behind us,
and he ambled into the library, then immediately laid down again.
Now, in front of the crackling fire, I stooped to stroke his head.
His gray fur was so soft, and he let out a small dog sigh and closed his eyes.
A rescued greyhound.
Bird had the energy of a good-natured but sleepy grandpa,
who wanted nothing so much as a warm bed and a tasty meal.
Well, that was easy enough.
my friends settled down on the couch as Crumb jumped down to skitter past the windows,
all of which were too high for him to see out of.
I poured a cup of coffee for each of us from the carafe I'd brought up from the kitchen.
I hesitated with the milk jug in my hand and looked over at them.
Milk for me, please, she said, and added, sugar for him.
He smiled at her as I handed over the cups.
Oh gosh, they were cute.
We sipped from our cups, and they told me about their trip.
A few days on a faraway beach where the air was warm,
and the sun was out all day.
It didn't sound bad at all.
the seasons were still vacillating.
We'd had a bit of near spring.
Then a big snowstorm,
and now it was warmer, but rainy and gray.
The wind was blowing fiercely today,
and I hoped it would dry up the muddy spots in the yard
so that the dogs and I could play outside.
Crumb, having finished his,
inspection of the perimeter, came around to my chair, and jumped up onto my lap. I set down my cup
before I could spill it and began to scratch his back and rub his ears. When I paused for a moment,
he turned and looked at me and thrust his head under my palm, a small wine in the
back of his throat. And I laughed and petted him again. After we went through their itinerary,
and they told me about the restaurant where they'd booked a table for a fancy dinner beside the ocean,
we went over my guests' culinary preferences, their daily grooming needs, and sleeping arrangements,
namely that
Crum could have a pup cup
if we went out.
Birdie didn't seem to care for them.
The dogs would sleep as late as I liked
but needed to go straight out when we did get up.
Marmy and Crum slept on the bed
and usually under the blankets.
But Bird had his own bed
and liked his space.
Crum didn't like Thunderstores.
and if he got pup set, I could give him his CBD treats to calm him down.
I resisted the urge to take notes, promising them that I would take good care of their babies.
See, they'll be fine, she said, reaching for his hand.
He lifted it to his lips and kissed it and smiled at her again.
Just as we were setting the cups back on their tray,
we heard a small meow from the doorway.
We turned as one to look at Marmalade,
sitting on the threshold.
Her eyes wide, a little indignant,
that we'd left her all alone.
Her mom went to her and scooped her up in her arms.
She carried the fluffy orange kitty to the,
the window and whispered to her as they looked out together. I could hear a few words
about the birds and the trees, the ducks starting to return to the lake. Marmalade began to
purr and her mom tilted her head down to plant a kiss on her forehead. I thought of how far
marmalade had come from being alone and cold as a kitten out in the snow to finding a home
with a mom who loved her and part of a growing family to now having her own holiday in this
beautiful grand house innkeepers need someone to keep to take care of and for the next few days
She would be the fluffy orange lady of the house.
Part 2.
I've been an innkeeper now for many years,
but I wasn't used to waking up with my guests sprawled across the foot of my bed.
Still, I was enjoying every morning of this.
The sun was rising earlier and earlier.
And today, when I rubbed,
the sleep from my eyes. I saw marmalade, dozing in a beam of light. I reached for her soft
ginger fur. It was warm under my fingertips. She yawned and stretched luxuriously.
It was lovely to see her so comfortable and at ease. The first night after her mom had left,
She'd been standoffish.
Frankly, she looked affronted,
offended to have been left behind.
Never mind that she knew me from lots of visits
and that her favorite kitty bed had been warmed by the fire.
Her preferred patte and kibble
served up on a fancy china plate.
But since then she'd grown
more relaxed, and traded in her outrage for curiosity and play.
Beside her was a round lump under the duvet.
That would be crumb.
The little brown dog who snored like a bear.
Crum had been comfortable right from the beginning.
His mom had brought a backpack, stuffed with balls and squeaky toys.
which were now dispersed over all four floors of the inn.
Whenever I stumbled across one,
I picked it up and squeaked it,
until I could hear little paws scrabbling along the floorboards
or stomping on the stairs.
Then I'd throw it as far as I could,
and crumb would race and snatch it up,
and usually go sliding into the molding.
I padded the lump in the bed
and felt his little tail thumping against the mattress.
I pulled back the duvet,
and he blinked at the sunlight,
immediately flipping over for a belly rub.
On his back, his wrinkly cheeks sunk back,
and it looked like he was smiling,
A goofy grin
With his lips stuck on his teeth
These animals made me laugh
All day long
How had I lived so long
Without any in my life
I swung my feet out of bed
And stood
Careful not to step on birdie
The last of my guests
who was, in many ways, the opposite of Crum.
Birdie was a rescued Greyhound, so giant, compared to Little Crum.
He was sleek instead of fluffy, and rather than chase toys and explore the inn,
all he really wanted to do was find a nice, warm place to snooze.
In fact, he and Marmee often bunked together on a bed in the library,
where the morning sun was strongest.
I called his name, and he opened one eye and looked at me.
Let's go outside, I said.
And then you can have a treat.
That last word sent crumb flying off the bed.
and zooming in circles around bird, who slowly and reminiscent of a giraffe,
lumbered to his feet. Are you coming, Marm?
I looked back at her, stretched out in the sun.
She blinked her gold eyes at me, as if to say,
why would I move?
I chuckled as I opened my bedroom door,
and ushered the dogs down the stairs.
In the winter, when I was here alone,
I'd gotten quite used to the quiet.
And honestly, I enjoyed it.
From May till November,
the inn was very busy.
Kids and grown-ups.
Coming and going.
Breakfast to serve.
Beds to make.
towels to carry down to the lakeshore.
And I love that too.
It was a great balance for me, I realized.
Time to care for and be with others.
And then time to care for and be with myself.
But this little interruption to my regularly scheduled programming
was bringing me fresh energy
and adding fun to each day.
The inn was set far back off the road
and with lots of land and gardens all around
so the dogs could race through the yards
without fear of bumping into anyone.
And by now, we'd walked the property to get,
enough for them to know where the boundaries were.
The first day or two, I'd let them out the front door,
the one at the bottom of the great staircase that led to the Circle Drive,
our guests pulled up when the inn was open.
But today, we walked through the hallway to the back of the house.
and through the screened-in porch, where breakfast was served all summer.
I sprung the lock on the old screen door, and they rushed down the steps,
and out onto the grass.
The sunshine was warm and bright, and the skies were completely clear.
Down the sloping lawn was the lake, now melted.
after the long winter.
The ducks were back
and paddling through the water,
splashing and dunking down
to let it run over their backs.
Crum watched them from afar
and gave one half-hearted bark.
I think he knew
he was the literal underdog
in that match-up
and wisely chose
to instead become very interested in sniffing around the base of a pear tree.
Birdie ambled over to me and leaned his body against my thigh, tipping his head up.
As I rubbed his ears, I'd heard a wise person once, teaching about meditation and enlightenment.
After some instruction, he clarified.
that though he devoted his life to these ideas,
a person could live without them.
But he said, you cannot live without affection.
That had sat with me for a long time.
We were all still animals,
and as much as we might intellectualize,
we couldn't get past, nor should we want to,
needing each other.
Birdie needed this affection
As much as he needed water
And his breakfast
I leaned down
And planted a kiss on his warm forehead
Crum raced over
jealous that
Kisses were being handed out
And he wasn't the recipient
Come in and you'll get snuggles too
I said
And opened the door
at the top of the porch stairs.
They raced through the door
and into the comfortable library
where I had a canister of treats for them,
like many grand old houses of their day.
Our kitchens were below stairs,
and the last thing I needed
was crumb running wild through chef's pant.
pantry. I imagined him colliding with the shelves of pickles and shuddered. So they'd breakfasted up here.
We had a few days still. Before my guests' parents returned to take them home. And what, with the
lovely weather, it seemed like a day for adventure. Part 3. We were up on the third floor.
When the doorbell rang, I'd been making my bed up with fresh sheets
and was just tucking the duvet in around the side rail.
When we heard it toll, in a house as big as the inn,
a sweet little chime just wouldn't do,
and it wasn't just the size that made that a bad fit.
This was a grand old house
that had been in its life,
a stately family mansion,
then a prestigious school,
and eventually a beloved inn,
where folks come to spend long summer days beside the lake,
and it had been an inn twice now,
open for decades,
and then closed for decades more.
When I was a child,
I'd gotten to come a few times
before the place was shuttered.
And even then, it seemed magical to me,
seemed to whisper to me
when I climbed the great staircase,
or looked out of her triple-hung windows,
to whisper about all that she had seen,
and what more might come in the future.
years later, when I was at a crossroads,
unsure of what direction to take,
I'd found myself back here at the inn,
tromping through her overgrown gardens,
pressing my nose up against the windows,
to stare in at the furniture draped in sheets,
and feeling down deep in my bones,
that this lovely old place needed me.
And boy did it.
Bringing the house back to life,
took more than a little elbow grease.
It needed serious renovation.
And I did a lot of it with my own two hands.
I learned to patch plaster,
to sand floors and lay tile.
One day when we were opening up a stretch of wall,
that had been added in awkwardly by a previous owner.
We found still hanging between the boards,
a collection of long chimes.
I hadn't known what I was looking at at first.
In fact, I worried that I'd stumbled upon a particularly nasty plumbing problem.
What were these pipes,
meant to be connected to.
Then, a friend
who'd been helping me
took a wrench from his pocket
and gently tapped it
to one of the pipes.
A lovely, clear tone
resounded through the room.
And I'd smiled.
We've found the doorbell,
he said.
I'd been so excited
to unearth it,
undoubted.
Undoubted.
it was original to the house, and I wondered how long it had been since anyone had heard its tone.
Rewiring it had been a big job, and one I'd needed help from an electrician on.
While he was doing the difficult work, I'd snuck into town and wandered through the antique store.
looking for just the right button to go beside the front door.
I've always cotton in trouble around buttons.
If I see one, I want to push it.
Even if I know I shouldn't, I mustn't.
Still, the pull is too strong to resist.
My mother still told the story.
of me setting off the burglar alarm at the dentist's office when I was five.
Why they'd had the button anywhere near the toy chest was still a puzzle to me.
And even though I hadn't enjoyed the chaos I'd caused that day,
it hadn't stopped me pushing buttons my whole life.
So I wanted the doorbell to be one that would,
invite my guests to press it, to enjoy that feeling of the mechanical buzz behind the switch,
and then to hear the melodic song of the chimes. I'd seen a few that were age appropriate for the house,
and were very pretty, but just weren't right. Then I'd spotted it on a shelf.
a tarnished brass button that said in large letters,
Press.
That's the one I'd said to myself,
and bought it on the spot.
And it did look perfect on the front door frame.
I'd polished it up till it shone,
and many of my guests,
especially those of the younger persuasion,
followed the instructions on its plate.
But this was the off-season.
We were still more than a month away
from welcoming the first guests of the year.
So when it rang today,
I knew it had to be a package.
And while we weren't hosting official guests,
I wasn't alone in the inn.
Marmalade the cat.
and Crumb and Bertie, both dogs,
had been keeping me company for the past few days,
while their parents were enjoying a short and tropical vacation.
Marmee loved the view from the third floor
and spent her afternoons monitoring the situation in the branches.
A family of warblers were moving in,
twig by twig just outside the window.
Crumb, the most energetic of the trio,
had been jumping on and off the bed as I made it.
He had a wonderful way of making everything into play,
and it had been a good influence on me,
so I didn't mind tugging the blankets back,
and forth with him. When the doorbell rang out, he stopped short, the corner of a pillow in his mouth,
and stared in the direction of the chime. Then, like he'd been shot from a cannon, he raced out of the room
and down the stairs. I followed him and found Bertie on the second floor landing.
stretched out in a shaft of sunlight,
apparently coming all the way up to the third floor,
had proved too exhausting for the greyhound.
And he'd stopped to nap.
Crumb leapt over him,
and Bertie didn't even raise his head.
Excuse us, I said, as I stepped around him.
He opened one eye,
and then closed it again.
Down another flight of stairs.
I paused to look out through the landing window
and spotted the mail truck,
parked in our Circle Drive.
Excited as a kid, getting a present,
I rushed down the last flight
and to the door.
I scooped crumb up,
Before I opened it, as I still didn't trust him to behave.
I found our mail carrier on the stoop with a package in her hand.
And one finger about to press the doorbell again.
We laughed as we caught each other's eye.
Go ahead, I said.
It likes to be pushed.
She pressed her finger to the button,
and we all listen to the melody ringing through the entryway.
She handed me the package, which rattled when I shook it.
Not that it's any of my business, she teased.
But that looks like it came from the chalet where chef is.
Maybe they made you cookies.
I hoisted crumb a bit higher on my hip and said,
Dog cookies, I expect.
I thanked her for bringing the package.
And she waved as she climbed into her truck,
inside, with the door closed behind us.
I sat crumbed down and shook the box again.
I heard the tinkle of a tiny bell
and looked up to see Marmalade on the first floor land.
with Birdie at her side.
Come on down then, and we'll see what chef sent you.
I called and watched the Mamble down the stairs.
This old house felt happy to have these guests.
And so was I.
Marmalade.
At the inn, I heard their car
pulling down the long circle drive
in front of the inn.
and a smile spread over my face.
An innkeeper likes to have guests,
and it felt like an age since we closed up in the fall,
and I'd had anyone to pamper and feed.
And yes, these guests would be different
from the usual sort,
who came to swim in the lake,
and nap in our hammocks. I was determined that their stay would be just as enjoyable.
I hurried down the wide front staircase, my hand skimming over the shining banister as I peered out the
windows to the drive. My guests were climbing out of the car and getting tangled in their leashes.
I opened the door and stepped out in my slippers to help.
The barking commenced.
Excited jumping and tail wagging followed.
Can you grab Marmalade's crate?
She's in the back seat.
Sure, I said, and leaned in to see her eyeing me from inside her travel case.
Come on, Marmee, I've got a freshly wound ball of yarn for you to unravel.
I lifted her case out carefully, and we all managed to make our way into the inn.
I closed the door behind us, set Marmalade down on the window seat, and opened the little door
in her crate.
She meowed, grouchil.
and didn't move. Her mom leaned down to look in at her. Marmalade, she said in a placating voice.
We talked about this. You've got this whole, beautiful old house to poke through. So many window ledges
to nap on. You might as well enjoy it.
Marmalade meowed again in response.
Oh, she'll get over herself in a minute or two, she said.
Waving her hand at the cat.
Crum was still jumping excitedly as they tried to get his leash off.
And Bertie, in a plaid sweater that went all the way down, his spindly legs,
was already lying down.
in a patch of sunlight at the foot of the stairs.
Bertie's dad laughed, looking at the tableau.
I have a feeling you're getting a preview of the next few days, he said.
Stubborn, excited, and asleep, and pointed to each animal in turn.
fine by me, I said.
Do you have time for a cup of coffee before you go?
Yes, please.
They both said in unison.
And we trooped down the long hallway
to the library where I'd set up a little tray
before they'd arrived.
Crumb came barreling down the corridor.
so excited to explore this new playhouse and jumped onto the sofa beside the fire.
He was small and fuzzy with brown spiky fur that stood up all around his head.
His eyes were hazel and for all his goofiness.
They lent him some gravitas that made me think his was an old soul who had simply never grown up.
I could hear birdie's nails clacking on the wood floors behind us, and he ambled into the library,
and immediately laid back down, now in front of the crackling fire.
I stooped to stroke his head.
His gray fur was so soft, and he let out a dog's eye and closed his eyes.
A rescued greyhound.
Bird had the energy of a good-natured but sleepy grandpa,
who wanted nothing so much as a warm bed and a tasty meal.
That was easy enough.
My friends settled down on the couch.
As Crum jumped down to skitter past the windows,
all of which were too high for him to see out of.
I poured a cup of coffee for each of us from the carafe I'd brought up from the kitchen.
I hesitated with the milk jug in my hand and looked over at them.
Milk for me, please.
she said and added sugar for him he smiled at her as i handed over the cups oh gosh they were cute we sipped from our cups
and they told me about their trip a few days on a faraway beach where the air was warm and the sun was out all day it didn't sound bad at all
Here the seasons were still vacillating.
We'd had a bit of near spring, then a big snowstorm.
And now it was warmer, but rainy and gray.
The wind was blowing fiercely today,
and I hoped it would dry up the muddy spots in the yard
so that the dogs and I could play outside.
Crum, having finished his inspection of the perimeter,
came around to my chair and jumped up onto my lap.
I sat down my cup before I could spill it
and began to scratch his back and rub his ears.
When I paused for a moment,
he turned to look at me
and thrust his head under my palm,
a small wine in the back of his throat.
When I laughed and petted him again,
after we went through their itinerary,
and they told me about the restaurant
where they'd booked a table
for a fancy dinner beside the ocean.
We went over my guest's culinary preferences,
their daily grooming needs,
and sleeping arrangements.
Namely, that Crum could have a pup cup if we went out.
A birdie didn't seem to care for them.
The dogs would sleep as late as I liked,
but needed to go straight out when we did get up.
Marmy and Crum slept on the bed,
and usually under the blankets.
But Bird had his own.
own bed and liked to space. Crumb didn't like thunderstorms, and if he got upset, I could give him his
CBD treats to calm him down. I resisted the urge to take notes, promising them that I would take
good care of their babies. See, they'll be fine, she said, reaching for his hand. He lifted hers to his
lips and kissed it and smiled at her again. Just as we were setting the cups back on their tray,
we heard a small meow from the doorway. We turned as one to look at marmalade. We turned as one to look at marmalade.
sitting on the threshold.
Her eyes wide, a little indignant that we'd left her all alone.
Her mom went to her and scooped her up in her arms.
She carried the fluffy orange kitty to the window and whispered to her as they looked out together.
I could hear a few words about the birds and the trees,
the ducks starting to return to the lake.
I thought of how far Marmalade had come
from being alone and cold as a kitten out in the snow
to finding a home with a mom who loved her
and part of a growing family,
to now having her own holiday in this beautiful grand house.
Inkeepers need someone to keep to take care of.
And for the next few days, she would be the fluffy orange lady of the house.
Part two.
I'd been an innkeeper for many years now.
I wasn't used to waking up, with my guests sprawled across the foot of my bed, still.
I was enjoying every morning of this.
The sun was rising earlier and earlier, and today, when I rubbed the sleep from my eyes,
I saw marmalade
dozing in a beam of light.
I reached for her soft ginger fur.
It was warm under my fingertips.
She yawned and stretched luxuriously.
It was lovely to see her so comfortable and at ease.
The first night after her mom
had left. She'd been standoffish. Frankly, she'd looked affronted, offended, to have been left behind.
Never mind that she knew me from lots of visits and that her favorite kitty bed had been warmed by the fire.
Her preferred paté and kibble
Served up on a fancy china plate
But since then, she'd grown more relaxed
And traded in her outrage
For curiosity and play
Beside her was a round lump under the duvet
That would be crumb
the little brown dog who snored like a bear.
Crum had been comfortable right from the beginning.
His mom had brought a backpack, stuffed with balls and squeaky toys,
which were now dispersed over all four floors of the inn.
Whenever I stumbled across one,
I picked it up and squeaked it
until I could hear little paws
scrabbling along the floorboards
or stomping on the stairs.
Then I'd throw it as far as I could
and crumb would race and snatch it up
and usually go sliding into the molding.
I patted the lump in the bed
and felt his little tail
thumping against the mattress.
I pulled back the duvet
and he blinked at the sunlight
immediately flipping over for a belly rub.
On his back, his wrinkly cheeks
sunk back. And it looked like he was smiling. A goofy grin with his lips stuck on his teeth.
These animals made me laugh all day long. How had I lived so long? Without any in my life.
I swung my feet out of bed and stood, careful not to step on bird.
the last of my guests, who was in many ways the opposite of Krum.
Birdie was a rescued greyhound, so giant.
Compared to little Krum, he was sleek instead of fluffy,
and rather than chase toys and explore the inn,
all he really wanted to do
was find a nice, warm place to snooze.
In fact, he and Marmee often bunked together
on a bed in the library
where the morning sun was strongest.
I called his name.
And he opened one eye and looked at me.
Let's go outside, I said.
and then you can have a treat.
That last word sent crumb flying off the bed
and zooming in circles around bird,
who slowly and reminiscent of a giraffe
lumbered to his feet,
are you coming, Marm?
I looked back at her, stretched out in the sun,
she blinked her gold eyes at me, as if to say, why would I move? I chuckled as I opened my bedroom door
and ushered the dogs down the stairs in the winter when I was here alone. I'd gotten quite used to the quiet,
and honestly, I enjoyed it. From May till November, the inn was very busy. Kids and grown-ups
coming and going. Breakfast to serve. Beds to make. Towers to carry down to the lakeshore.
And I loved that too. It was a great balance for me, I realized. Time to care for.
and be with others, and then time to care for and be with myself.
But this little interruption to my regularly scheduled programming
was bringing me fresh energy and adding fun to each day.
The inn was set far back off the road,
and with lots of land and gardens all around,
so the dogs could race through the yards
without fear of bumping into anyone.
And by now, we'd walked the property together,
enough for them to know where the boundaries were.
The first day or two,
I'd let them out the front door,
the one at the bottom of the great staircase that led to the Circle Drive
where guests pulled up when the inn was open.
But today we walked through the hall to the back of the house
and through the screened-in porch where breakfast was served all summer.
I sprung the lock on the old screen door,
and they rushed down the steps and out onto the grass.
The sunshine was warm and bright,
and the skies were completely clear.
Down the sloping lawn was the lake,
now melted after the long winter.
The ducks were back,
and paddling through the water, splashing and dunking down to let it run over their backs.
Krum watched them from afar and gave one half-hearted bark.
I think he knew he was the literal underdog in that match-up,
and wisely chose to, instead, become.
very interested in sniffing around the base of a pear tree.
Birdie ambled over to me and leaned his body against my thigh,
tipping his head up as I rubbed his ears.
I'd heard a wise person once, teaching about meditation and enlightenment.
After some instruction, he clarified that,
though he devoted his life to these ideas,
a person could live without them,
but he said,
you cannot live without affection.
That had sat with me for a long time.
We were all still animals,
and as much as we might,
intellectualized. We couldn't get past, nor should we want to, needing each other.
Birdie needed this affection. As much as he needed water on his breakfast, I leaned down and planted
a kiss on his warm forehead, crumb raced over, jealous,
that kisses were being handed out
when he wasn't the recipient.
Come in and you'll get snuggles too, I said,
and opened the door at the top of the porch stairs.
They raced through and into the comfortable library
where I kept a canister of treats for them,
like many grand old houses of their day.
Our kitchens were below stairs, and the last thing I needed was crumb running wild through chef's pantry.
I imagined him colliding with the shelves of pickles and shuddered, so they'd breakfast up here.
We had a few days still, before my guest's parents returned.
to take them home, and what with the lovely weather,
it seemed like a day for adventure.
Part 3. We were all up on the third floor when the doorbell rang.
I'd been making my bed up with fresh sheets
and was just tucking the duvet in around the side rail when we heard it toll.
in a house as big as the inn,
a sweet little chime just wouldn't do.
And it wasn't just the size
that made that a bad fit.
This was a grand old house
that had, in its life,
been a stately family mansion.
And then, a prestigious school
and eventually a beloved inn where folks come to spend long summer days beside the lake.
And it had been an inn twice now, open for decades, and then closed for decades more.
When I was a child, I'd gotten to come a few times before the place was shuttered.
And even then it seemed magical to me, seemed to whisper to me,
when I'd climbed the great staircase,
or looked out of her triple-hung windows,
to whisper about all that she had seen
and what more might come in the future.
Years later, when I was at a crossroads,
unsure of what direction to turn.
I'd found myself back here at the inn,
tromping through her overgrown gardens,
pressing my nose up against the windows,
to stare in at the furniture draped in sheets,
and feeling down deep in my bones
that this lovely old place needed me, and boy, did it, bringing the house back to life.
Took more than a little elbow grease.
It needed serious renovation, and I did a lot of it with my own two hands.
I learned to patch plaster, to sand floors.
and lay tile.
One day, when we were opening up a stretch of wall
that had been added in awkwardly by a previous owner,
we found still hanging between the boards,
a collection of long chimes.
I hadn't known what I was looking at at first.
In fact, I worried that I'd stumbled upon a particularly nasty plumbing problem.
What were these pipes meant to be connected to?
Then, a friend who'd been helping me,
took a wrench from his pocket,
and gently tapped it to one of the pipes.
A lovely, clear tone resounded through the room, and I smiled.
We've found the doorbell, he said.
I'd been so excited to unearth it.
Undoubtedly, it was original to the house,
and I wondered how long it had been since anyone had heard its tone.
Rewiring it had been a big job.
and one I needed help from an electrician on while he was doing the difficult work.
I'd snuck into town and wandered through the antique store,
looking for just the right button to go beside the front door.
I've always gotten in trouble around buttons.
If I see one, I want to push it.
Even if I know I shouldn't.
I mustn't.
Still, the pull is too strong to resist.
My mother still told the story of me setting off the burglar alarm at the dentist office when I was five.
why they'd had the button anywhere near the toy chest was still a puzzle to me.
And even though I hadn't enjoyed the chaos I'd cause that day,
it hadn't stopped me pushing buttons my whole life.
So I wanted the doorbell to be one that would invite my guests to press it,
to enjoy the feeling of the mechanical buzz behind the switch,
and then to hear the melodic song of the chimes.
I'd seen a few that were age-appropriate for the house,
and were very pretty, but just weren't right.
Then I'd spotted it on a shelf, a tarnished brass button.
that said in large letters, press.
That's the one I'd said to myself and bought it on the spot.
And it did look perfect on the front door frame.
I'd polished it up till it shone.
And many of my guests,
especially those of the younger persuasion,
followed the instruction on its plate.
But this was off-season.
We were still more than a month away
from welcoming the first guests of the year.
So when it rang today,
I knew it had to be a package,
and while we weren't hosting official guests,
I wasn't alone in the inn.
Marmalade the cat and crumb and birdie, both dogs,
had been keeping me company for the past few days.
While their parents were enjoying a short and tropical vacation,
Marmee loved the view from the third floor
and spent her afternoons monitoring the situation in the branches.
A family of warblers were moving in, twig by twig, just outside the window.
Crum, the most energetic of the trio, had been jumping on and off the bed as I made it.
He had a wonderful way of making it.
everything into play, and it had been a good influence on me, so I didn't mind tugging the blankets
back and forth with him. When the doorbell rang out, he'd stopped short the corner of a pillow in his
mouth and stared in the direction of the chime. Then, like he'd been shot from a cannon,
He raced out of the room and down the stairs.
I followed him and found Birdie on the second floor landing,
stretched out in a shaft of sunlight.
Apparently coming all the way up to the third floor
had proved too exhausting for the Greyhound,
and he'd stopped to nap.
Crum leapt over him, and Bertie didn't even raise his head.
Excuse us, I said, as I stepped around him.
He opened one eye and then closed it again, down another flight of stairs.
And I paused to look out through the landing window and spotted the mail truck,
parked in our Circle Drive.
Excited as a kid, getting a present.
I rushed down the last flight into the door.
I scooped crumb up before I opened it,
as I still didn't trust him to behave.
I found our mail carrier on the stoop with a package in her hand.
And one finger about to press
the doorbell again. We laughed as we caught each other's eye. Go ahead, I said. It likes to be pushed.
She pressed her finger to the button, and we all listened to the melody, ringing through the
entryway. She handed me the package, which rattled when I shook it. Not that it's any of my business, she teased.
But that looks like it came from the chalet where chef is.
Maybe they made you cookies.
I hoisted crumb a bit higher on my hip and said,
Dog cookies, I expect.
I thanked her for bringing the package.
And she waved as she climbed into her truck.
Inside, with the door closed behind us.
I set crumb down.
and shook the box again.
I heard the tinkle of a tiny bell
and looked up to see Marmalade
on the first floor landing
with Bertie at her side.
Come on down then,
and we'll see what chef sent you,
I called,
and watched them amble down the stairs.
The old house felt happy
to have these guests.
And so was I, sweet dreams.
