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Be at ease.
The day was what it was.
And now we are here.
Nothing to do.
No plans to make or hold on to.
Just deep, restorative sleep.
Take a deep breath in through your nose.
Let it out your mouth.
Nice.
One more.
Breathe in.
And out.
Good.
The lilac theme.
There are only a few days of the spring,
when you can step out of the door and smell them on every passing breeze,
so bright and sweet,
that there's nothing to do but plant your feet
and take slow, deep breaths,
to try to store their scent deep inside you for another year,
the lilacs.
I remember as a child,
pressing my face into their soft blooms,
dew coming away on my cheeks,
and wondering how something could smell like that,
and look like that, and grow so abundantly,
and be allowed.
It seemed too good, too perfectly aligned with what was pleasing,
to just occur naturally.
But I guess there is a catch with lilacs.
They only bloom once a year, and they don't last long.
In fact, they're best enjoyed on the tree.
When you cut them and bring them inside,
they soon wilt and dry up,
and their sweet smell fades.
Still, I couldn't help myself.
I would try to be surrounded by them
for as long as possible each spring,
and that meant taking matters into my own hands,
and possibly some very gentle trespassing.
You see, I am a lilac thief.
I don't strike at random.
My crimes aren't ham-fisted or even much noticed.
I'm a subtle thief.
I plan when and where,
and make my getaway before anyone is the wiser.
When I walk my neighborhood,
I might casually reach up for a stray blossom
creeping through the slats of a fence,
and just as casually,
tuck it into the flag of a mailbox for someone to find later.
But I knew better than to pull a real heist so close to home.
For that, I packed a kit into my car,
wicker basket, garden gloves,
twine, and a small set of pruning shears.
I dressed inconspicuously and drove out into the countryside.
There was an old farmhouse, long abandoned, on a dirt road that I knew well.
I'd case the joint years ago and found the house reliably empty and the yard reliably full of lilac
trees. I parked my car on the edge of the road to give myself a bit of plausible deniability.
After all, perhaps I'd just had a spot of car trouble, and was letting an old
overheated engine cooled down, and had stopped to smell the roses, as it were. I chuckled to myself
as I took my kit from the back seat, master criminal that I was, and made my way down the long and dusty
drive that led to the old house. I stood with the sun on my face for a few moments, and let my
imagination spin a story about who might have lived here. I thought of kids,
Running through the vegetable patch, a pack of family dogs racing with them.
Sparklers on the 4th of July.
A kitchen with rows of freshly canned pickles laid out on cotton towels.
A tree planted to mark a special day a hundred years ago
that grew to the one I looked at now.
It had a large wraparound porch,
and though the stairs had a few missing boards,
and the paint was chipped and faded.
I could tell it had been a beloved place in its time.
I followed my nose to the large row of lilacs
and put on my gloves and opened my shears.
The blossoms were so full and heavy
that their stems struggled to stay upright.
And I set my basket down
and started to relieve them of their burden.
I took time to notice each small bloom,
drank deep the smell,
and patiently waited.
for bees to shift from one flower to another. I filled my basket till it nearly overflowed,
and still the bushes seemed as full as they had when I started. I kicked my way back down the
drive, and with a surreptitious look up and down the road, I smuggled my goods back into the car
and made my getaway. All that stealing had made me thirsty, and I was craving a cold brew
coffee from a little cafe near my house. I decided to bring my basket with me and found a seat at a
tiny table outside. I ordered my iced coffee with a bit of coconut milk and sat my basket on the seat beside me.
I picked through the stems, making small bouquets, and tying them up with twine. Some were for me,
and some I'd leave on the doorsteps of friends. Did you steal those lilacs?
asked a voice from behind me.
I turned to see an older man,
with gray hair and bright eyes,
looking at me over his cup of coffee.
What lilacs?
I asked, innocently.
He winked at me,
and touched his finger to the side of his nose.
Takes one to no one, he said.
I laughed out loud,
and passed him over a bundle of flowers.
He pressed them to his face
and took a deep breath in
and let it out in.
a contented sigh. We chatted for a few minutes about some of our favorite spots. He told me about
a place by the highway, and I told him about a tree behind the library. He lifted the bouquet to thank me,
and I carried my basket out to divvy up the rest of my plunder among friends and strangers.
On my way back home. The lilac grower. One day, you're young.
driving through the countryside, surreptitiously swiping stems of lilacs from overgrown shrubs on abandoned farms, without a care in the world.
And the next day, you're a bit older. You've bought one of those abandoned farms yourself, and you're growing enough lilacs for the whole county.
still without a care in the world. It's true. It's all true. I have been a lilac devotee since I was a teenager,
first swept up in the romance of how beautiful and sweetly scented and short-lived these flowers are,
and each spring, I found myself venturing out, discreetly, but determinedly, to scavenge enough stems to fill a few vases.
Along the way, I'd not only found some very good spots to snip where no one would miss them.
I'd met a few other lilac thieves, and we'd shared our intel and love for the flowers.
One May day, I'd been out on a caper at an old farmhouse that had been long ago abandoned.
I'd just returned to my car on the dirt road beside the driveway and was about
to tuck a full basket of lilacs and my pruning shears into the trunk.
When another car pulled up beside me, the jig was up.
I'd been caught, not red-handed, but sort of green-thumbed, I thought.
A woman with silver hair bundled up in a scarf and a sparkle in her eyes,
stepped out of her car and crossed her arms over her chest,
tilting her head to one side in a question.
I tucked the basket and the shears childishly behind my back
and said,
engine got overheated.
We stared at each other for a beat.
Then both broke out in laughter.
She walked over to a nudge,
admire the flowers, and lifted a branch of the lilacs to her face and took a deep breath of the
scent. There's nothing like them, is there? I agreed, but there wasn't. And we got to talking.
It turned out that she had grown up in this old farmhouse, and she invited me to walk through
the yard with her. I apologized for thieving their lilacs, which she waved away, saying she was glad someone
was getting some enjoyment from them. She hadn't seen the old place in decades, and we stopped
here and there, as she got caught up in memories and told me stories.
about her family. She pointed to a window high up on one side. That had been her room.
In the backyard, we found remnants of a clothesline. The post still standing. But the cotton cord long ago
dissolved by rain and weather. And she told me about hanging sheets out of the wooden.
in the sun. Their vegetable garden, while overgrown and no longer fitting within its old borders,
had in some places replanted itself. There were tomato plants and a pumpkin vine growing,
and we both imagined the deer and squirrels who must have.
feast here each summer. The house had passed to her. But she lived far away now, had only driven back
to see it one more time before arranging for it to be put up for sale. Unless, she said,
turning to me, you might know of someone who'd be interested. Her eyes sparkled again,
and I found myself dumbstruck by a thought I hadn't entertained before.
I'd been coming to this old house for years, admiring the wide front porch and tall trees.
In some ways, I already thought of myself.
As a caretaker, I seemed to be the only one
whoever walked the property
and I'd always harbored a fear
that one day it would be sold
and torn down.
Just then,
I didn't know how I would do it,
but I was sure
I would make this place my home.
After that day,
there had been many more conversations
between the two of us.
Some were history lessons,
passing on the stories of the house
and the people who lived there.
We both cared about such things,
and some were negotiations.
The house needed a good,
deal of work, and in the end, we were able to agree on a price, and a few weeks later,
it was mine. When the day came, I stood in the front yard with the keys in my hand,
smiling up at the house. I no longer parked on the road, but proudly drove
right up the cracked drive.
The lilacs had faded by then.
High summer was upon us,
and the tall trees made a shady canopy,
but kept the house cool.
I'd walked from room to room,
overwhelmed at the feeling
of having so much to myself,
so much to make into whatever I wanted.
The next few years had brought lots of hard work.
The roof was repaired.
A new kitchen fitted in.
On the rotten boards torn out on the front porch,
to be replaced with sweet-smelling new ones.
I spent one long summer painting everything inside and out,
finding paint in my hair and on every piece of clothing I owned
till I finally finished
the gardens had been edged and cleared and replanted
the clothesline was re-hung
and I added a patio beside it
where I could sit
and watch the hummingbirds in the morning
along with all of this, I added something I'd envisaged that first day
when I'd been caught with my full basket, and that was more lilacs, after all.
They had brought me here to my home, and I wanted to share them.
I planted a long row of lilac trees and bushes.
different colors and varieties all along the road.
And within a few years, they had grown to be thick and hardy
and to produce a sea of flowers each spring along the line of lilacs.
A neighbor had helped me build a small stand,
like the kind you might buy corn or tomatoes at in the summer,
and I stocked it with old baskets and cloth sacks,
a few pairs of shears and gardening gloves.
Across the front, I'd added a sign that I'd painted by hand,
kneeling on an old sheet spread out in the grass.
It said,
free lilacs.
Gentle trespassers
will not be prosecuted.
And on the warm days of spring,
when the lilacs were blooming,
folks came.
The word had gotten out.
I'd spot a row of cars,
parked along the street,
but might step out with a cup of coffee in hand,
to chat with.
those who had come to gather some beauty from a place that had once been a secret.
The lilac booth. My favorite time of year was here, the short weeks at the end of April,
and through the beginning of May, when a step outside my back door would deliver me a lungful
of the sweetest smelling air
these acres held.
And that's saying something
because life out here
on the edge of the woods
near a creek
where bullfrogs juggerum
and foxes sleep among the ferns
where stars
stand out brightly
against the midnight sky
is already pretty sweet.
It's strange how a casual left turn down a dirt road
many years ago had led me to this new life.
I'd been out on a springtime caper,
and I do mean that in the thieving sense of the word.
Listen, I return.
I return my grocery cart to the corral.
I don't open other people's mail,
and I'm more likely to leave a penny than take one.
But there is one area of my life
where I have been known to be downright criminal.
I am a lilac thief,
or at least I was.
when I came to that crossroads all those years ago and turned.
If you've ever leaned into a bouquet of lilac blossoms
and breathed in the incredible scent of them,
you might understand what drove me to pack a pair of garden gloves,
some snippers and a basket into the back of my getaway car and sneak out into the country.
I had a few favorite spots I'd already hit that day.
There was a tree behind the library, a spot beside the highway,
and a bush that grew through a fence near my house,
where I could snag a few blooms.
But I wanted more.
Lilacs only bloom once a year.
And the window was short,
so I'd driven further out of town,
taken random turns.
With no plan in mind,
I remember it was early enough in the spring.
that sunlight still felt like a novelty.
And I'd had to fumble around in my glove box for some sunglasses.
I'd rolled my windows down and thrust my arm into the breeze.
I drove past an old abandoned farmhouse and saw a whole row of lilac trees
lining one side of the yard.
I craned my neck as I passed,
trying to spot signs of life.
But, no, the house clearly hadn't had a resident in ages.
A tree was growing up through part of the front porch,
and the driveway was full of tumbleweeds and fallen branches.
But in the same way you can look into a person's eyes and fall in love at first sight.
Something about the house called out to me, as if I'd been there before, as if I'd finally come home.
And after that first timid step onto the drive, the first cautious cutting of a lilac stem,
I came back many times, not just to gather flowers, but to check on the house.
I wanted to see it in different seasons, to watch the leaves fall from its ancient poplar trees.
In winter, I wanted to see how the snow lay on the roof.
once after a heavy rain.
I came to see if the creek had risen over its banks
and it had, just by a bit,
and the sound of the rushing water
was louder than I'd ever heard it.
Then, a couple lilac seasons back,
I was out with my basket.
When I finally bumped into someone,
one, a kind, older woman, with her hair tied in a scarf, and the top down on her car.
I'd been caught, purple-handed, and she chuckled from the drive, red-faced.
I owned up to my thievery and apologized.
But she insisted it made her happy.
To know the blooms weren't going to waste, she'd inherited the old place and couldn't use it herself.
Did I know of anyone?
Who might be interested in buying?
I smiled, as I thought about that day now.
It had been a long road, but the house had come back to life, renovations and repairs,
fresh plaster and paint.
I stood in my garden clocks in the early morning,
outside in the yard,
and looked up at the window of my bedroom.
It was pushed up to let in the fresh air
when the curtain was dancing in the breeze.
I flexed my hand,
switching the snippers to the other one,
and stretching out my fingers.
I'd been clipping for a while.
And still had a ways to go.
The lilacs were blooming all around my little property.
Since moving in, I'd planted even more bushes and trees.
I had the classic pale purple flowers,
the ones you most likely think of.
when you hear the word lilac, but also white lilacs,
wine-colored, variegated, deep purple, edged in white,
blue and even yellow lilacs.
That variety was called primrose,
and was one of my favorites, several large buckets,
sat on the back deck, already full of clipped blooms, but I wanted to fill more for this
latest lilac project. I'd gone from thief to grower, even adding signs along the front drive,
inviting others to stop and pick some for themselves. And now
I was bringing the lilacs to the people, and I was excited. I liked having folks stop by to smell the flowers,
but I wanted to share them with even more people. A flower that blooms only once a year, and then just for a week or two,
teaches you that time is precious, but things must be enjoyed or lost.
So I'd booked a booth at the farmer's market for the day,
and we'd be spreading the love of lilacs with everyone we could.
I said we, because thankfully, I had help for the endeavor.
The lilac booth was a fundraiser for a park project in the village.
The money raised would help plant milkweed and buy sand for puddling spaces,
for monarch butterflies during migration.
It was for the park across from the elementary school,
a place I went frequently when I saw a bar.
pamphlet about their expansion project.
The whole idea had come together.
Volunteers were helping me cut and prepare the lilacs
and sell them at the market today.
They were here among the trees with me now.
The goal was for each person to pick three buckets worth.
Then we'd load up the van.
and head to the booth before it opened in the late morning.
We collected scads of donated bases from friends and family,
and we'd make bouquets of the different colored blooms.
Two entice market goers.
I snipped another branch,
with several clumps of rosy-hued flowers,
and dew fell from the petals.
and leaves above me, giving me a brief shower.
I chuckled, and I thought of how far I'd come from those days,
riding around town, swiping stems,
and how a random turn on a country road
can change your life, the lilac thief.
there are only a few days of the spring
when you can step out of the door
and smell them on every passing breeze
so bright and sweet
that there's nothing to do
but plant your feet
and take slow, deep breaths,
to try to store their scent deep inside
for another year, the lilacs.
I remember as a child, pressing my face into their soft blooms,
due coming away on my cheeks, wondering how something could smell like that,
and look like that, and grow so abundantly, and be allowed.
It seemed too good, too perfectly aligned with what was pleasing to just occur naturally.
I guess there is a catch with lilacs.
They only bloom once a year, and they don't last long.
In fact, they're best enjoyed on the tree.
When you cut them down and bring them inside, they soon wilt and dry up, and their sweet smell fades.
Still, I couldn't help myself.
I would try.
to be surrounded by them for as long as possible each spring.
And that meant taking matters into my own hands,
and possibly some very gentle trespassing.
You see, I am a lilac thief.
I don't strike at random.
My crimes aren't ham-fisted or even much noticed.
I'm a subtle thief.
I plan when,
and where, and make my getaway before anyone is the wiser.
When I walk my neighborhood,
I might casually reach up for a stray blossom,
creeping through the slats of a fence,
and just as casually tuck it into the flag of a mailbox
for someone to find later.
But I know better than to pull a real heist,
so close to home.
For that, I pass.
back to kit into my car, wicker basket, garden gloves, twine, and a small set of pruning shears.
I dressed inconspicuously and drove out into the countryside.
There was an old farmhouse, long abandoned, on a dirt road that I knew well.
I'd case the joint years ago, and found the house reliably empty, and the yachts.
reliably full of lilac trees. I parked my car on the edge of the road to give myself a bit of
plausible deniability, after all. Perhaps I just had a spot of car trouble and was letting an
overheated engine cool down and had stopped to smell the roses, as it were. I chuckled to
myself as I took my kit from the back seat, master criminal that I was, and made my way down
the long and dusty drive that led to the house. I stood with the sun on my face for a few moments
and let my imagination spin a story about who might have lived here. I thought of kids
running through the vegetable patch, a pack of family dogs racing with them.
sparklers on the 4th of July,
a kitchen with rows of freshly canned pickles
laid out on cotton towels,
a tree planted to mark a special day
a hundred years ago
that grew to the one I looked at now.
The house had a large wraparound porch,
and although the stairs had a few missing boards,
and the paint was chipped and faded,
I could tell it had been a beloved place in its time.
I followed my nose to the large row of lilacs
and put my gloves on and opened my shears.
The blossoms were so full and heavy
that their stems struggled to stay upright
and I set my basket down
and started to relieve them of their burden.
I took time to notice each small bloom,
drank deep the smell,
unpatiently waited for bees,
to shift from one flower to another.
I filled my basket till it nearly overflowed,
and still the bushes seemed as full as they had
when I started.
I kicked my way back down the drive,
and with a surreptitious look,
up and down the road,
I smuggled my goods back into the car
and made my getaway.
All that stealing had made me thirsty.
When I was craving a cold brew coffee from a little cafe near my house,
I decided to bring my basket with me and found a seat at a tiny table outside.
I ordered my iced coffee with a bit of coconut milk and sat my basket on the seat beside me.
I picked through the stems, making small boo-esied.
bouquets, and tying them up with the twine, some were for me.
And some I leave on the doorsteps of friends.
Did you steal those lilacs?
Asked a voice from behind me.
I turned to see an older man, with gray hair and bright eyes,
looking at me over his cup of coffee.
What lilacs?
I asked, innocently.
He winked at me
and touched his finger to the side of his nose.
Takes one to know one, he said.
I laughed out loud.
Passed him over a bundle of flowers.
He pressed them to his face
and took a deep breath in
and let it out in a contented sigh.
We chatted for a few minutes.
About some of our favorite spots,
he told me about a place by the highway.
I told him about the tree behind the library.
He lifted the bouquet to thank me,
and I carried my basket out to divvy up the rest of my plunder,
among friends and strangers, on my way back home.
The lilac.
One day, you're young,
driving through the countryside,
surreptitiously swiping stems of lilacs,
from overgrown shrubs on abandoned farms without a care in the world.
The next day, you're a bit older.
You've bought one of those abandoned farms yourself,
and you're growing enough lilacs for the whole county.
Still, without a care in the world.
It's true.
It's all true.
I have been a lilac devotee since I was a teenager.
First swept up into the romance of how beautiful and sweetly scented and short-lived these flowers are.
And each spring I found myself venturing out.
discreetly, but determinedly, to scavenge enough stems, to fill a few vases.
Along the way, I'd found not only some very good spots to snip away where no one would miss them.
I'd also met other lilac thieves, and we'd shared our intel.
and love for the flowers.
Then, one Mayday, I'd been out on a caper
at an old farmhouse
that had long ago been abandoned.
I'd just returned to my car
on the dirt road beside the driveway
and was about to tuck a full basket of lilacs.
and my pruning shears into the trunk.
When another car pulled up beside me, the jig was up.
I'd been caught.
Not red-handed, but sort of green-thumbed, I thought.
A woman with silver hair bundled up in a scarf.
And a sparkle in her eyes stepped out of her car.
and crossed her arms over her chest,
tilting her head to one side and a question.
I tucked the basket and shears
childishly behind my back and said,
my engine got overheated.
We stared at each other for a beat.
Then both broke out in laughter.
She walked over.
to admire the flowers, and lifted a branch of the lilacs to her face and took a deep breath
of the scent. There's nothing like them, is there? I agreed that there wasn't. And we got to talking.
It turned out that she had grown up in this old farmhouse, and she invited me to walk through the yard with
her. I apologized for thieving their lilacs, which she waved away, saying she was glad someone was getting
some enjoyment from them. She hadn't seen the old place in decades, and we stopped here and there.
As she got caught up in memories and told me stories about her family. She pointed to a
window high up on one side.
That had been her room. In the yard, we found the remnants of a clothesline, the post still standing,
but the cotton cord long ago dissolved by rain and weather, and she told me about hanging sheets
out in the sun, their vegetable garden, while overgrown, and no longer fitting within its old borders,
had in some places replanted itself. There were tomato plants and a pumpkin vine growing,
and we both imagined the deer and squirrels.
who must feast here each summer.
The house had passed to her,
but she lived far away now,
had only driven back,
to see it one more time
before arranging for it to be put up for sale,
unless, she said, turning to me.
You might know if someone would be interested.
Her eyes sparkled again,
and I found myself dumbstruck by a thought.
I hadn't entertained before.
I'd been coming to this old house for years,
admiring the wide front porch and tall trees.
In some ways, I already thought of myself,
as its caretaker.
I seemed to be the only one.
whoever walked the property
and I'd always harbored a fear
that one day
it would be sold
and torn down
just then
I didn't know
how I would do it
but I was sure
this would be my home
after that day
There had been many more conversations
Between the two of us
Some were history lessons
Passing on the stories of the house
And the people who'd lived there
We both cared about such things
And some were negotiations
The house needed a good deal of work
And in the end we were able to agree on a price
and a few weeks later, it was mine.
When the day came, I stood in the front yard,
with the keys in my hand, smiling up at the house.
I no longer parked on the road, but proudly drove right up the cracked drive.
The lilacs had faded by then.
High summer was upon us, and the tall trees made a shady canopy that kept the house cool.
I'd walked from room to room, overwhelmed at the feeling of having so much to myself, so much to make into whatever I wanted.
the next few years
had brought lots of hard work.
The roof was repaired.
A new kitchen fitted in
and the rotten boards
torn out from the front porch
to be replaced with sweet-smelling new ones.
I spent one long summer
painting everything
inside and out
finding paint in my hair and on every piece of clothing I owned
till I'd finally finished.
The gardens had been edged and cleared and replanted.
The clothesline was re-hung, and I added a patio beside it,
or I could sit and watch the hummingbirds in the morning,
along with all of this,
I added something I'd envisaged that first day
when I'd first been caught with my full basket,
and that was more lilacs.
After all, they had brought me here to my home,
and I wanted to share them.
I planted a long row of lilac trees and bushes, different colors and varieties all along the road,
and within a few years, they had grown to be thick and hardy, and to produce a sea of flowers each spring, along the line of lilacs.
A neighbor had helped me build, a small stand, like the kind you might buy corn or tomatoes at in the summer, and I stocked it with old baskets and cloth sacks, a few pairs of shears and gardening gloves across the front.
I'd added a sign that I'd painted by hand, kneeling on an old sheet, spread out in the grass.
It said, free lilacs.
Gentle trespassers will not be prosecuted.
And on the warm days of spring, when the lilacs were blooming, folks came.
The word had gotten out.
I'd spot a row of cars parked along the street
and might step out with a cup of coffee in hand
to chat with those who had come to gather some beauty
from a place that had once been a secret.
The lilac booth.
My favorite time of year was here.
the short weeks at the end of April and through the beginning of May.
When I step outside my back door would deliver me a lungful of the sweetest smelling air these acres held and that's saying something.
because life out here on the edge of the woods near a creek
where bullfrogs juggerum and foxes sleep among the ferns
where the stars stand out brightly
against the midnight sky is already pretty sweet.
It's strange how a casual lay.
left turn down a dirt road many years ago had led me to this new life.
I'd been out on a springtime caper, and I do mean that, in the thieving sense of the word.
Listen, I return my grocery cart to the corral.
I don't open other people's mail, and I'm more likely to leave a penny than take one.
But there is one area of my life where I have been known to be downright criminal.
I am a lilac thief, or at least I was when I came to that crossroads all those years ago and turned.
And if you've ever leaned into a bouquet of lilac blossoms and breathed in the incredible.
incredible scent of them. You might understand what drove me to pack a pair of garden gloves,
some snippers and a basket into the back of my getaway car and sneak out into the country. I had a few
favorite spots. I'd already hit that day. There was the tree behind the library, a spot beside the
highway, and a bush that grew through a fence near my house, where I could snag a few blooms.
but I wanted more.
Lilacs only bloom once a year.
And the window is short,
so I'd driven further out of town,
taking random turns with no plan in mind.
I remember it was early enough in the spring
that bright sunlight still felt like a novelty,
and I'd had to fumble around in my glove box.
For some sunglasses, I'd rolled the windows down
and thrust my arm into the breeze.
I drove past an old, abandoned farmhouse
and saw a whole row of a row of,
of lilac trees, lining one side of the yard.
I craned my neck as I passed,
trying to spot signs of life,
but no, the house clearly hadn't had a resident in ages.
A tree was growing up through part of the front porch on the driveway,
was full of tumbleweeds and fallen branches,
but in the same way that you can look into a person's eyes
and fall in love at first sight.
Something about the house called out to me,
as if I'd been there before, as if I'd finally come home.
and after that first timid step onto the drive,
the first cautious cutting of a lilac stem.
I came back many times,
not just to gather flowers,
but to check on the house.
I wanted to see it in different seasons,
to watch the leaves fall from its ancient pups.
poplar trees. In winter, I wanted to see how the snow lay on the roof. And once, after a heavy rain,
I came to see if the creek had risen over its banks. It had, just by a bit, and the sound of the
rushing water was louder than I'd ever heard it.
Then, a couple lilac seasons back, I was out with my basket when I finally bumped into someone,
a kind older woman with her hair tied in a scarf and the top down on her car.
She spotted me with an armful of full of fur.
flowers. I'd been caught, purple-handed, and she chuckled from the drive, red-faced.
I owned up to my thievery and apologized, but she insisted. It made her happy to know the blooms
weren't going to waste. She'd inherited the place and couldn't use it.
Did I know of anyone who might be interested in buying?
I smiled, as I thought about that day now.
It had been a long road, but the house had come back to life,
renovations and repairs, fresh plaster and paint.
I stood in my garden clogs in the early morning, outside in the yard.
and looked up at the window of my bedroom.
It was pushed up to let in the fresh air.
When the curtain was dancing in the breeze,
I flexed my hand,
switching the snippers to the other one,
and stretching out my fingers.
I'd been clipping for a while
and still had ways to go.
The lilacs were blooming all around my little property.
Since moving in, I planted even more bushes and trees.
I had the classic pale purple flowers,
the ones you most likely think of when you hear the word lilac,
but also white lilacs.
wine-colored, variegated, deep purple, edged and white, and even yellow lilacs.
That variety was called primrose and was one of my favorites.
Several large buckets sat on the back deck, already full of clipped blooms.
but I wanted to fill a few more for this latest lilac project.
I'd gone from thief to grower,
even adding signs along the front drive,
inviting others to stop and pick some for themselves.
Now I was bringing the lilacs to the people,
when I was excited. I liked having folks stopped by to smell the lilacs, but I wanted to share them
with even more people, a flower that blooms only once a year, and then just for a week or two,
teaches you that time is precious, that things must be enjoyed or lost.
So I booked a booth at the farmer's market for the day,
and we'd be spreading the love of lilacs with everyone we could.
I said we, because thankfully I had help for this endeavor.
The lilac booth was a fundraiser
For a park project in the village
The money raised would help plant milkweed
And buy sand
For puddling spaces
For monarch butterflies
During migration
It was for the park
Across from the elementary school
A place I went frequently
when I saw a pamphlet about their expansion project,
the whole idea had come together.
Volunteers were helping me cut and prepare the lilacs,
and to sell them at the market today.
They were here among the trees with me now.
The goal was for each person to pick
three buckets worth, then we'd load up the van and head to the booth before it opened in the late
morning. We'd collected scads of donated vases from friends and family, and we'd make bouquets of the
different colored blooms to entice market goers. I snipped another long brand.
with several clumps of rosy-hued flowers,
and dew fell from the petals and leaves above me,
giving me a brief shower.
I chuckled,
and thought of how far I'd come from those days,
riding around town, swiping stems,
and how a random turn
on a country road
sweet dreams
