Nothing much happens: bedtime stories to help you sleep - The Garden Center (or, The Left-Handed Snail)
Episode Date: May 18, 2026Our story tonight is called The Garden Center, or, The Left-Handed Snail, and it’s a story about a quiet corner of the plant nursery where a slow moving community is coming together. It’s also abo...ut push brooms and dropped leaves, shadows in the gloaming, and something rarer than a four leaf clover. Subscribe to our Premium channel. The first month is on us. 💙 Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify, and start hearing “cha-ching”. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/nothingmuch. We give to a different charity each week, and this week we are giving to Dogs Matter. They provide and promote a safe and healthy environment for pets of those in recovery. Pre-order Kathryn’s new book here! NMH merch, autographed books, and more Listen to our daytime show Stories from the Village of Nothing Much Sit Meditation with Kathryn Pay it forward subscription Follow us on Instagram Visit Nothing Much Happens for more Village fun! Get Cozy at the Cabin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is a form of brain training.
We're conditioning a response
that will improve over time.
All you need to,
to do is listen. I'll tell the story twice, and I'll go a little slower the second time through.
Our story tonight is called the Garden Center, or the left-handed snail, and it's a story about a
quiet corner of the plant nursery, where a slow-moving community is coming together. It's also about
push brooms and dropped leaves, shadows in the gloaming, and something rarer than a four-leaf clover.
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nothing much. Now, settle in. Be at ease. The day was what it was. And now we are here.
Take a deep breath in through your nose. Let it out your mouth. Nice. One more. Breathe in.
And out. Good. The garden center. Or the left-handed snail. The last half hour of the workday.
was often my favorite in the garden center,
while helping people pick out the perfect peony bush
or find their new favorite pair of work gloves,
did offer its own kind of satisfaction.
There was nothing like the calm quiet
that came as customers thinned out,
and the sun began to set.
It wasn't just because,
when I res shelved misplaced pots
and pushed carts into the corral
at this point in the workday
they tended to stay put.
It was the feeling that the care
I gave to the space
would see the perennials
and water plants through the night.
Like I was tucking them into bed
knowing they would be snubes
noug till the sun rose. There was a small stack of items behind my counter, and I scooped them up
and began walking through the cinder block aisles to put them back in their proper places,
a set of garden spikes that had been returned when they proved surplus to needs, a few flower-pot
saucers that had been the wrong size.
a cracked bird bath basin that would go on the discount shelf.
As I worked, I found a few other orphaned products and misplaced plants and rehomed them.
The center is mostly open to the air, at least the part I oversaw is.
It is an extension of the hardware store and has a pass-through on one side,
so customers can go back and forth.
We have a few spots under awnings for rainy days
and a storage shed.
But otherwise we get to be in the fresh air and sunshine
nearly every day of the summer.
There are so many upsides to that
that I would never have traded it
for another workplace.
But it did mean that wind blew in wrappers and old leaves,
that there could be mud puddles near the topsoil pallets,
and that a workday without a wide-brimmed hat would be a very hot one.
I'd only made that mistake once.
I took the push-broom down from a hook on the shed wall
and started to sweep up anything the wind had carried in,
plus the dropped leaves and petals,
discarded by our plants during the day.
The rhythm of the broom,
the shuffle of the bristles,
in deliberate sweeps,
slow, slow,
then fast, fast to push up.
pile together was a soothing part of the evening soundtrack, along with the clang of the gate
closing for the last time, and the sprinklers coming on. When the sweeping was done, I filled a
small watering can and walked through a section of delicate seedlings and young starts. Their roots
weren't well developed yet, and the strong spray of the sprinklers could flatten and dislodge them from the
soil. So I watered them by hand. I did the same with our orchids, which could be finicky and exacting in their
needs. I spoke to them as I meted out moisture in tiny amounts. Yes, yes.
I said, I know I'm being careful.
You can trust me.
And I had a feeling they did.
I was the only one on the staff,
who managed to coax them into re-blooming.
By the time I'd finished, the gloaming had gathered.
And I smiled as I watched the solar-powered lights come on,
like fireflies flashing to lie.
they shone from the ground up onto the fence that wrapped around the yard and glowed from under the water in our ponds.
Thrown shadows of stems and vines flickered over me.
As I passed under the hanging baskets, so many petunias and million bells.
Verbena and Begonias, their trailing tendrils dragged over my shoulders like party streamers.
I checked the gates, both locked.
My colleagues waved from the parking lot as they climbed into their cars.
I liked being the last to go, and not just because of the serenity of being alone around the plants
and under the stars as they emerged.
I had a job to do that was just mine,
mostly because it was a bit of a secret.
I'd begun a relocation program a few months back,
when the first shipments of spring shrubs had shown up
and I'd found they'd brought with them a few hitchhikers.
Snails are often seen as pests in a garden.
But among the right kind of greenery, they are more friend than foe.
Their movement errates oil and improves water absorption.
They prefer struggling plants to healthy ones any day of the week,
so in a well-tended garden, they work to clean up rather than destroy.
Still, young plants, tender new shoots are too tempting even for them.
so they do need to be relocated when they show up there.
And I decided to relocate ours
to their own section of the center
where they wouldn't be bothered
or cause any of their own.
Snails need a bit of damp.
They don't swim,
though I very much enjoy the idea of them
in tiny, floaty inner tubes.
but they need moisture so they don't dry out.
And shade.
They love a bit of moss,
places to hide and rest during the sunny hours.
Beside the shed, at its back corner,
I'd made them their own little world to preside over.
The soil there was already darker.
The wide roof of the shed keeps the sun away.
way. And because the ground is soft, no one tries to stack anything there. I used the broken pieces of a big
terracotta planter that had tipped over when it came off the truck to construct some shady hiding
spots for them. The saucer had remained intact, and I sprinkled in a teeny bit of water for them.
there was also an old log
who knows where it had come from.
With soft, bright green moss
growing in the ridges
of its waterlogged bark,
they happily ate the dropped leaves
from the plants I'd swept up,
and each night I scattered a few handfuls of them
around their tiny neighborhood.
I was their caregiver,
and admittedly a bit protect,
of them. I checked in on them every evening, made sure their needs were met, but also spent a few
moments admiring their pretty, tawny shells, the iridescent tones of their bodies in the low light.
I only ever saw a dozen or so at a time, but there were more hiding in different spots.
Still, I was fairly sure I knew just about all of them.
noticed when one was missing
or when a new snail had moved in
and it was a habit I'd always had
to check the spiral of their shells
like one might count the leaves on a clover
in case it might be one of the lucky variety
because it is extremely rare
like one in 40,000.
But there are snails
whose shells spiral
in the opposite direction
of all their siblings.
They are called sinisteral
or left-handed snails.
And when you look down at them from the top,
you will see the pretty coil of their casing
on the left side of their bodies.
rather than on the right, where it is in the other 39,999 of their kind.
I'd never seen one, didn't even know anyone who had.
But I always looked.
It reminded me of my grandmother, who'd once seen a story on the news,
about a miniaturist who had carers.
who had carved a teeny tiny drawer into the edge of a penny,
one that actually slid in and out and had tragically lost it.
When it got mixed in with a handful of change,
she'd checked every penny that she came across for the rest of her life.
So I checked the snails.
I peaked under the terracotta slabs.
all around the log and near the water source.
No newcomers, I said with a sigh,
and reached for a trowel,
I'd left, plunged halfway into the soil,
the last time I'd tended to them.
When I turned it around, in the cup of its blade,
was a small, pebble-colored creature,
a touch bigger than a green pea.
And as I peered in closer,
my breath caught in my chest.
I turned the trowel this way and that,
checking several times that,
yes, I was seeing this right,
or left rather.
I sat under the stars for a while,
the trowel.
And my new, left-handed,
snail friend on the grass beside me and looked up at the stars. I pulled my knees up into my chest
and looped my arms around them. What a wonder I thought to be at this particular moment in the world's
story and see and touch and know the things I did. The garden center or the left-handed snail.
the last half hour of the workday was often my favorite in the garden center.
Helping people pick out the perfect peony bush
or find their new favorite pair of work gloves
did offer its own kind of satisfaction.
There was nothing like the calm, quiet.
that came as customers thinned out,
and the sun began to set.
It wasn't just because,
when I res shelved, misplaced pots,
and pushed carts into the corral
at this point in the workday,
they tended to stay put.
It was the feeling that the care I gave to the space
would see the perennials and water plants through the night
like I was tucking them in for bed,
knowing they would be snug till the sun rose again.
There was a small stack of items behind my counter,
and I scooped them up,
and began walking through the cinder-block aisles
to put them back in their proper places,
a set of garden spikes that had been returned,
when they proved surplus to needs,
flower pot saucers,
that had been the wrong size,
a cracked bird bath basin,
that would go on the discount shelf,
As I worked, I found a few other orphaned products and misplaced plants and rehomed them.
The center is mostly open to the air.
At least the part I oversaw is.
It is an extension of the hardware store and has a pass-through.
on one side, so customers can go back and forth.
We have a few spots under awnings for rainy days and a storage shed.
But otherwise, we get to be in the fresh air and sunshine.
Nearly every day of the summer, there are so many upside.
to that, that I would never have traded it for another workplace. But it did mean that wind
blew in wrappers and old leaves, that there could be mud puddles near the topsoil pallets,
and that a workday without a wide-brimmed hat would be a very, a very,
hot one. I'd only made that mistake once. I took the push broom down from a hook on the shed wall
and started to sweep up anything the wind had carried in, plus the drop leaves and petals,
discarded by our plants during the day. The rhythm of the broom
the shuffle of the bristles in deliberate sweeps, slow, slow, then fast, fast.
To push a pile together was a soothing part of the evening soundtrack, along with the clang of the gate closing for the last time.
and the sprinklers coming on.
When the sweeping was done,
I filled a small watering can
and walked through a section
of delicate seedlings and young starts.
Their roots weren't well developed yet,
and the strong spray of the sprinklers
could flatten and dislodge them from the soil
so I watered them by hand.
I did the same with our orchids,
which could be finicky and exacting in their needs.
I spoke to them as I meted out moisture in tiny amounts.
Yes, yes, I said.
I know I'm being careful.
You can trust me.
and I had a feeling that they did.
I was the only one on the staff
who managed to coax them into re-blooming.
By the time I'd finished,
the gloaming had gathered,
and I smiled as I watched the solar-powered lights
coming on like fireflies.
flashing to life.
They shone from the ground up, onto the fence,
that wrapped around the yard
and glowed from under the water in our ponds.
Throne shadows of stems and vines
flickered over me as I passed through the hanging baskets.
So many petunias and million bells,
verbena and begonias.
Their trailing tendrils dragged over my shoulders,
like party streamers.
I checked the gates, both locked.
My colleagues waved from the parking lot.
As they climbed into their cars,
I liked being the last to go,
and not just because of the serenity of being alone around the plants and under the stars as they emerged.
I had a job to do that was just mine, mostly because it was a bit of a secret.
I'd begun a relocation program a few months back.
when the first shipments of spring shrubs had shown up,
and I'd found they'd brought with them.
A few hitchhikers.
Snails are often seen as pests in a garden,
but among the right kind of greenery.
They are more friend than foe.
Their movement arate soil.
and improves water absorption.
They prefer struggling plants
to healthy ones
any day of the week.
So, in a well-tended garden,
they work to clean up
rather than destroy.
Still, young plants,
tender, new shoots,
are too tempting even
for them. So they do need to be relocated when they show up there. And I decided to relocate ours
to their own section of the center where they wouldn't be bothered or cause any of their own. Now, snails need a bit of
damp. They don't swim, though I very much enjoy the idea of them in tiny, floaty inner tubes.
But they need moisture so they don't dry out and shade. They love a bit of moss, places to hide,
and rest during the sunny hours.
Beside the shed, at its back corner, I'd made them their own little world to preside over.
The soil there was already darker.
The wide roof of the shed keeps the sun away.
And because the ground is soft, no one tries to stack anything there.
I used the broken pieces of a big terracotta planter that had tipped over when it came off the truck to construct some shady hiding spots for them.
The saucer had remained intact and I sprinkled in a tiny bit of water.
there was also an old log
who knows where it had come from
with soft, bright green moss
growing
in the ridges
of its water-logged bark.
They happily ate the dropped leaves
from the plants I'd swept up.
And each night
I scattered a few handfuls of them around their tiny neighborhood.
I was their caregiver, and admittedly, a bit protective of them.
I checked in on them each evening, made sure their needs were met,
but also spent a few moments, admiring their pretty, tawny,
shells, the iridescent tones of their bodies in the low light. I only ever saw a dozen or so at a time,
but there were more hiding in different spots. Still, I was fairly sure I knew just about all of them,
knew when one was missing, when a new snail had moved in. And it was a habit I'd always had
to check the spiral of their shells, like one might count the leaves on a clover, in case it might be
one of the lucky variety, because it is extremely rare, like one in 40s.
thousand, but there are snails whose shells spiral in the opposite direction of all of their
siblings.
They are called sinisteral or left-handed snails, and when you look down at them from the top,
you will see the pretty coil of their casing on the left side of their bodies.
rather than on the right,
where it is in the other 39,99, 99, 99 of their kind.
I'd never seen one, didn't even know anyone who had,
but I always looked.
It reminded me of my grandmother, who'd once seen a story on the news
about a miniaturist who had carved a teeny, tiny drawer into the edge of a penny,
one that actually slid in and out and had tragically lost it.
When it got mixed in with a handful of change,
she'd checked every penny that she came across.
for the rest of her life.
So I checked the snails.
I peaked under the terracotta slabs.
All around the log and near the water source.
No newcomers, I said with a sigh, and reached for a trowel.
I'd left plunged halfway into the soil.
The last time I'd tended to them,
when I turned it around in the cup of its blade was a small pebble-colored creature,
a touch bigger than a green pea, and as I peered in closer, my breath caught in my chest.
I turned the trowel this way and that, checking several times.
That, yes, I was seeing this right, or left, rather.
I sat under the stars for a while, the trowel,
and my new left-handed snail friend on the grass beside me,
and looked up at the stars.
I pulled my knees up into my feet.
my chest and looped my arms around them. What a wonder, I thought, to be at this particular moment
in the world's story, to see and touch and know the things that I did. Sweet dreams.
