Nothing much happens: bedtime stories to help you sleep - The Wind Phone
Episode Date: May 4, 2026Our story tonight is called The Wind Phone, and it’s a story about a gentle way to say what’s heavy on your heart. It’s also about wood chips and lilacs, a private spot protected by trees and li...fting a handset to set down some grief. Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify, and start hearing “cha-ching”. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/nothingmuch Subscribe to our Premium channel. The first month is on us. 💙 We give to a different charity each week and this week we are giving to Hot Mess Express. They are a women-led nonprofit serving the women in our communities with no judgement through cleaning, organizing, and offering a fresh start. Pre-Order Links for Kathryn's New Book Here! NMH Merch, Autographed Books and More! Listen to our daytime show Stories from the Village of Nothing Much Sit Meditation with Kathryn Pay it forward subscription Follow us on Instagram Visit Nothing Much Happens for more Village fun! A Little Bit of Marmalade and Crumb! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We're conditioning a response
that will improve over time.
So all you need to do is listen.
I'll tell the story twice.
and I'll go a little slower the second time through.
Our story tonight is called The Wind Phone,
and it's a story about a gentle way to say what's heavy on your heart.
It's also about wood chips and lilacs,
a private spot protected by trees,
and lifting a handset to set down some grief.
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So into bed?
lights out, pull the blanket up over your shoulder, and let everything relax.
Draw a deep breath in through your nose and sigh from your mouth. One more time,
breathe in and let it out. The wind phone. May was shining today. Showing off. When I stepped out of my car
in the small gravel lot,
and started down the path.
There was so much to take in
and notice that I'd had to stand still
for a few moments
and let each sense have its fill.
Bird singing,
grass, rustling in the breeze,
bright blue skies,
and the perfume of suns,
so many plants and flowers and trickles of moving water. I was still getting used to all the
activity after a quiet winter. There was so much to hear and smell and touch and look at so many
textures and layers. The winter is beautiful, but in a space.
airway, shades of white and icy gray, fewer sense, stillness, and silence. Now I was in a kaleidoscope,
a swatch book of paints, patterns, and sounds. May apples grew thick along the borders of the
trail, trillium, and wild violets among them. The path itself.
was made of a fresh carpet of wood chips,
and the smell that rose from them as I walked
was sweet and resiny.
It was edged with long split rails,
and along its north side,
bright green moss grew in patches.
In the meadow to one side,
I could see red-winged blackbirds,
flitting through the tall grasses
and could hear the echoing call
of a morning dove
beneath the bird song
was a low thrum of insects
and buzzing things
and further out
the occasional snap of a twig
as squirrels chased
and deer stepped
among the trees.
I made almost
no sound.
My feet quiet against
the wood shavings.
There was just the gentle thump
of my pack
against my hip
and my breath rising
as I got warmer
and walked farther.
I chuckled.
Thinking of a friend
I sometimes hiked
with who, when I'd expressed a bit of embarrassment about having a red face and loud breath as we walked,
had said quickly, it's because your heart is beating, silly. That's a good thing. It's supposed to.
we do sometimes feel embarrassed for having beating hearts, don't we?
Hearts that hope and break.
And don't always learn from a lesson.
I tried lifting my head a bit higher, even as my breath got louder,
tilting my warming face to the sky with pride.
I hoisted my pack a bit higher on my shoulder,
feeling the things inside tumble and knocked together.
In the first week of each month,
I made this walk, and over the years I'd been doing it.
I'd learned what I might find handy along the way,
turning with the path.
I passed a lilac bush,
that was in full bloom
and stopped
to fish out one of my needful things.
The garden clippers
had slipped down
behind a few rags in the pack
and it took me a moment
to wiggle them loose.
If I found flowers along the way
I'd always clip some
in the cold months
Sometimes I could find some holly or pine boughs.
If there was nothing, if snow covered too much,
I always had the painted stones in the bottom of the bag.
They would do in a pinch,
but these lilacs were a lovely, early summer treat.
They smelled bright and sweet,
and looked like they'd been piped from an icing bag.
I gathered a solid handful of stems and walked on.
It was just a little farther.
When the wind phone had first been proposed,
we weren't sure where to put it.
We wanted it to be a spot with some privacy,
and in the end we'd found it.
There's a horseshoe-shaped,
Cops of trees, the open bit of the shoe, looks out over a valley.
So when you stand with the trees at your back, you feel like you've got the coverage
and protection of their branches and all the space in front of you to cast your words.
The phone is the kind that you used to find.
in a booth with a folding door and a coin slot for your quarters.
The booth isn't there now.
Seemed like it would have just been asking for some raccoon-related trouble if we kept it.
We just brought out the phone.
It's on a post, driven deep into the ground, so it won't.
tip, even when the rain comes, and with a little awning above to keep out the weather.
I came through the trees and spotted it. I approached slowly in case it was in use,
but no one was there. The phone wasn't hooked up to a live line, but you could still place a call.
It was a phone for communicating heavy things, a place to send a message to someone lost,
to leave worries and troubles, like a message on a cosmic recording machine.
That was why it was called a wind phone, because you let the wind take your words and carry them away.
my own contribution to its upkeep,
lay in a small addition I'd made to the handset.
The sound of wind is so soothing, isn't it?
And I wanted, say, if someone came to place a call on a still day,
for them still to feel the presence of it,
to hear the whistling one way or another.
So I'd rigged a small pickup inside the earpiece.
It played a steady and varying stream of sound,
wind from all over the world.
I stepped up to the phone
and lifted the handset from the cradle
when I pressed it to my ear.
I could hear the soft howl of breathing,
and I let out a sigh. Still working just fine. There was a mason jar I'd attached to the side of the post
with a bit of steel strapping and I lifted out the dried out for Scythia stems I'd put in last month
and exchanged them for the lilacs. I took my water bottle from my bag and gave them a
drink. Then, with a few spare rags from my pack, I polished up the plaque that wish comfort
to those who placed calls and peaceful rest to those who received them. There was nothing to tidy,
but still I did. Wipe the handset, polished the metal numbered pushpad, and that tiny. In that tiny,
space above the buttons and below the hook switch,
where in another life the number of this payphone
would have been printed out on a piece of paper.
Someone had scrawled a small note.
It just said, take your time.
I didn't need to place a call today,
but my turn would come.
I hoped that when it did, the wind would carry away the hurt, but not the memories.
I turned away and looked out over the valley, and the wind began to blow.
The wind phone.
May was shining today, showing off.
When I stepped out of my car in the small gravel lot,
and started down the path.
There was so much to take in and notice
that I'd had to stand still for a few moments
and let each sense have its fill.
There were birds singing, grass, ruffling in the breeze,
bright blue skies,
and the perfume of so many plants and flowers.
and trickles of moving water.
I was still getting used to all the activity
after a quiet winter.
There was so much to hear and smell and touch and look at now,
so many textures and layers.
The winter is beautiful, but in a spare way.
Shades of white,
an icy gray, fewer sense, stillness, and silence.
Now I was in a kaleidoscope, a swatch book of paints, patterns, and sounds.
May apples grew thick along the border of the trail, trillium, and wild violets among them.
The path itself was made of a fresh carpet of wood chips,
and the smell that rose from them as I walked was sweet and resiny.
It was edged with long split rails,
and along its north side bright green moss grew in patches.
In the meadow to one side,
I could see red-winged blackbirds flitting through the tall grasses
and could hear the echoing call of a morning dove.
Beneath the birdsong was a low thrum of insects and buzzing things
and further out the occasional snap of a twig
as squirrels chased
and deer stepped among the trees.
I made almost no sound,
my feet quiet against the wood shavings.
There was just the gentle thump of my pack
against my hip and my breath rising
as I got warmer and walked farther.
I chuckled,
thinking of a friend I sometimes hiked with,
who, when I'd expressed a bit of embarrassment,
about having a red face and loud breath as we walked,
had said quickly,
it's because your heart is beating, silly.
That's a good thing.
It's supposed to.
We do sometimes feel embarrassed for having beating hearts, don't we?
Hearts that hope and break.
And don't always learn from a lesson.
I tried lifting my head a bit higher,
even as my breath got louder,
tilting my warming face to the sky with pride.
I hoisted my pack bit high,
higher on my shoulder, feeling the things inside tumble and knock together.
In the first week of each month, I made this walk, and over the years I've been doing it.
I've learned what I might find handy along the way.
Turning with the path, I passed a lilac bush that was in full bloom.
and stopped to fish out one of my needful things.
The garden clippers had slipped down behind a few rags in the pack,
and it took me a moment to wiggle them loose.
If I found flowers along the way,
I'd always clip some.
In the cold months, sometimes I could find some holly,
or pine boughs.
But if there was nothing,
if snow covered too much,
I always had the painted stones
in the bottom of the bag.
They would do in a pinch,
but these lilacs were a lovely,
early summer treat.
They smelled bright and sweet,
and looked like they had been piped from a
icing bag. I gathered a solid handful of stems and walked on. It was just a little farther.
When the wind phone had first been proposed, we weren't sure where to put it. We wanted it to be a
spot with some privacy. And in the end, we'd found it. There's a horseshoe-shaped, copy.
of trees, the open bit of the shoe looks out over a valley. So when you stand with the trees at your
back, you feel like you've got the coverage and protection of their branches and all the space
in front of you to cast your words. The phone is the kind that you used to find in a booth
with a folding door
and a coin slot for your
quarters. The booth
isn't there now.
Seems like it
would have been just
asking for some
raccoon-related trouble
if we'd kept it.
We just brought out the phone.
It's on a post,
driven deep into the ground,
so it won't tip
even when the rain comes.
And with a little
awning above to keep out the weather.
I came through the trees and spotted it.
I approached slowly in case it was in use,
but no one was there.
The phone wasn't hooked up to a live line,
but you could still place a call.
It was a phone for communicating heavy things,
a place to send a message to someone.
someone lost to leave worries and troubles on a cosmic recording machine.
That was why it was called a wind phone,
because you let the wind take your words and carry them away.
My own contribution to its upkeep
lay in a small addition I'd made to the handset.
The sound of wind is so soothing, isn't it? And I wanted, say, if someone came to place a call
on a still day, for them to feel the presence of it, to hear the whistling one way or another.
So I'd rigged a small pickup inside the earpiece. It played a steady and varying,
stream of sound.
Wind from all over the world.
I stepped up to the phone and lifted the handset from the cradle.
When I pressed it to my ear, I could hear the soft howl of breezes and let out a sigh.
Still working just fine.
There was a mason jar.
that I had attached to the side of the post with a bit of steel strapping,
and I lifted out the dried-out for Scythia stems.
I'd put in last month and exchanged them for the lilacs.
I took my water bottle from my bag and gave them a drink.
Then, with a few spare rags from my pack, I polished up the plaque.
that wished comfort to those who placed calls and peaceful rest,
to those who received them.
There was nothing to tidy, but still I did,
wiped the handset, polished, the metal numbered pushpad,
in that tiny space above the buttons and below the hook switchwitch,
where, in another life, the number of this payphone would have been printed out on a piece of paper.
Someone had placed a small note, it just said,
Take your time.
I didn't need to place a call today, but my turn would come.
I hoped that when it did, the wind would carry away the hurt.
But not the memories.
I turned away and looked out over the valley,
and the wind began to blow.
Sweet dreams.
