Old Gods of Appalachia - Episode 44: A Brace of Kinsmen

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

An old man with a second chance. A darkness that will not stay buried. New places, new faces, same dark mountains.CW: Description of scars and bodily trauma, historical reference to military violence, mild description of physical intimacy, supernaturally induced pain, singing of a hymn.Written by Steve ShellNarrated by Steve ShellSound design by Steve ShellProduced and edited by Cam Collins and Steve ShellThe voice of Audry Webb: Keena GrahamIntro music: “The Land Unknown (The Pound of Flesh Verses)” written and performed by Landon BloodOutro music: "I Cannot Escape the Darkness" by Those Poor BastardsSpecial equipment consideration provided by Lauten Audio.Returning sponsor: Sucreabeille – Visit sucreabeille.com and use the code LOVEGODS. Spend $25 anywhere in the store and add a dram of “Attempted Murder” to your cart to get that dram free.LEARN MORE ABOUT OLD GODS OF APPALACHIA: www.oldgodsofappalachia.comCOMPLETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA RITUAL:FacebookInstagramTwitterBlueskySUPPORT THE SHOW:Join us over at THE HOLLER to enjoy ad-free episodes, access exclusive storylines and more.Find t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and other Old Gods merch at www.teepublic.com/stores/oldgodsofappalachia.Transcripts available on our website at www.oldgodsofappalachia.com/episodes.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/old-gods-of-appalachia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Sent notes include a misty forest thick with oak moss with the scent of bonfire, Cypress Wade, and us, Manthas. Sukra Bay, welcome to the dark side. We smell awesome. Old Gods of Appalachia is a horror anthology podcast and therefore may contain material not suitable for all audiences. So listener discretion is advised. Wildcat Virginia, 1935. The changing of seasons in Appalachia is a curious and temperamental time that cares not for the comfort of mortal men. On occasion, autumn will subtly slip into the mountains of southwestern Virginia, maybe do a slow dance with summer as the warmer nights are nudged out the door

against a tapestry of turning leaves and cooler morning. Other times, she swoops to the door on a cloud of rain and cold that seeps into your bones and rattles your lungs with every breath in these mountains. Seasons do not apologize. In the fall of 1935, autumn came colder than a sock full of silver dollars and left summer picking up its proverbial teeth in the parking lot. Morning chores brought Milton Kinsman the closest he ever felt to God, or any other benevolent being of creation for that matter, watching the sunrise pour itself like honey over the small farmstead that he and his beloved Audrey tended in their old age was the nearest thing to hold. He'd ever known in his many years of walking this world.

He'd seen hard times and dark times and worst times. He'd had money, had women, had, well, he wouldn't call it fame. But something like it. These days, he found stepping down the path to the house to sling feed to the chickens with a ritual that brought him more joy than any bottle of spirits, any roll of bills, or any girl in any bar between central Pennsylvania and southwestern Virginia. even on the coldest mornings, his breath huffing out like steam from a dragon snout before him, Milton was steeped in gratitude.

The work made him feel alive and appreciated and aching joints and a thumb that didn't really work right no more. Seemed a small price to pay for the piece of land he shared with the love of his life. Milton was Audrey Webb's second husband. Her first had been a good-for-nothing-loud who skipped out on her and turned up dead. in the river two towns over, leaving Audrey with two baby girls still in diapers to raise. She'd worked hard to provide for her girls in the years following Charlie Webb's death. She took in sewing and laundry, cleaned other people's houses and babysat other people's youngings when there was a need for such a thing.

She made do on her own till her girls were eight and ten, keeping up the property in the old house as best she could, and then the latch on the front gate broke. She asked another widdle lady, Sarah Cawfin, over there on the other side of the holler, if she could recommend somebody to repair it. If anyone knew someone who could fix her gate and not rob her blind, it would be Sarah. See, Miss Cawthon had lost her husband, David, the year they'd moved to Grant County. She could have moved back up north, easy as you please. But she not only tended and kept up her own little homestead,

she sold the timber off the back of it and ended up one of the richest women in Grant County. The old bird was well thought of and connected to some of the best craftsmen and contractors on this side of the mountain. A Milton Kinsman was neither a craftsman nor a contractor, but he was a hard worker and honest. So Miss Coffin had introduced them. And Milton knew to the area and desperate to make a good impression not only fixed Audrey's gate. He patched up her fence and weeded her garden at no extra charge. She called on him again to fix the loose boards on her porch. And he painted those boards shortly thereafter, too.

Every time Audrey needed something done around her place, be it the grass cut or a window unstuck, or Milton was there to help. Sometimes he'd take his payment in cash, but in leaner times, he was more than amenable to the currency of soup beans and cornbread. After a while, Audrey's girls, Carolina, Miranda, took to call him him and it delighted him. It had been so long since he'd been any sort of kin to anybody.

Audrey and the girls shone a bright light on the dreary solitude that had been Milton's life in recent years. And Audrey saw the love in her girl's eyes when they looked at their uncle Miltie. They'd never had a daddy and, hell, she'd never really had a husband, really. Not one worth anything. And she realized that she too had grown quite fond of the kind man with the big blue eyes. He was soft-spoken and gentle and, hell, he wasn't hard to look at. She was pretty sure he'd do anything for him. It didn't make sense for him to keep coming and going from their place

since he was always there doing one odd job or another anyhow, so four years to the day that he fixed her front gate. Audrey welcomed Milton Kinsman into her home as her common-law husband and stepdaddy to her girls. Now, Audrey didn't ever plan on getting married ever again, so they didn't. She's seen what the first one got her, and she'd kept Charlie Webb's last name as a reminder. that had been 25 years ago.

Now Audrey's grandchildren called him Papaw, and they shared this place and had built a happy little life together. He was Audrey's second chance at love, and she was his second chance at, well, pretty much everything. The chickens fed, the cow milked, and other animals attended to. Milton came back into the house, dropping his work boots on the porch, and went to stoke up the fire and the pot-bellied stove in the back of the kitchen.

He made himself a cup of coffee and moved to the cozy little house, the happy memories of his second life surrounding him. Here was the doorframe where Audrey, and then later the two of them had marked the girls' heights as they grew. The opposing side there bearing the newer marks of the grandchildren. The small living room where Christmas mornings and birthdays had unfolded and whatever degree of modesty or affluence the times had afforded them was just beyond the kitchen. Milton smiled as he remembered Audrey serving up birthday cakes and Christmas hams and all manner of things that woman managed to wrangle out of their tiny kitchen, which was unusual.

Even on a morning like this cold and gray as it was, Audrey would usually be up bustling about, tended to her own chores and singing while she did them. And there were songs her mother taught her, things she'd learned at church. If it had a melody, Audrey Webb probably knew at least. some of it. The absence of the familiar voice of his heart's one true love made his bones ache. Now, Audrey had just gone to visit her girls and celebrate her granddaughter Tammy's birthday, an annual tradition for the couple. For one week each October, Milton and Audrey would take a little holiday. Either Milton would pack up to go hunting on the far side of the mountain with some old army buddies, or Audrey would visit with her daughters. Over the years, Milton's beloved had come to

understand that it was important for Milton to connect with other men who knew the horrors of war and to have time away from the farm for a few days. She herself had come to treasure her trips up to Isaac County on the West Virginia line, where she would reconnect with her girls and spend quality time with the grandbabies. She wished Milton would come with her, but she knew he would see the kids come summer when the parents would ship them off to Mamma and Papal for a month of fishing and swimming and sleeping out under the stars. Milton had been taking his hunting trips for a good while before little Tammy was born. He was thankful the child had come in October.

As it meant at least some years, he wouldn't have to spend that week outside in the cold. No matter how sweet these golden years were for Milton, that one week carried him back in the direction of the life he'd left behind. Truth was, there were no old war buddies. He had never fought in a war nor served on the army, me at all, but for one week every October, he absolutely could not be around other people, especially not the ones he loved. He of Wildcat lay nistled deep in the highlands of a southwestern Virginia County

where the coal industry had declined into strictly domestic production around the time the stock market crashed. The mountains of Grant County had once been a veritable garden of Eden before big coal and timber rolled through in the early part of the century all bladed maws and hungry shovels. Barrow and Locke and a handful of other outfits had bought up every

piece of land they could and roared through the sparsely populated green of the Commonwealth's westernmost county like a plague of bitter locusts. It was still a beautiful place. Rolling hills where the stubble of pines struggled to regrow itself into proper groves, lush feet,

still more than fertile enough for planting, but the industries had changed the land in fundamental ways that would not become apparent for generations. Milton had seen communities decimated by the coal and timber companies in the past, had seen how towns could pop up overnight, boom with prosperity, and then wilt back into the ground just like weeds just as quickly. By the time he'd settled in Wildcat, A middle-aged man with no prospects but a variety of useful skills,

its boom had already come and went. The trees would take a better part of a century to recover. The biggest coal deposits had already been scraped clean and all that was mine now was enough to provide for the region, there wasn't much more you could take from a place like Wildcat. It wasn't the sort of community where you came looking for anything, and that suited Milton Kinsman just fine. These days the life he led before he met his Audrey felt like it belonged to someone else.

He'd started out a good man, as purest souls ever was born on this earth, and through a long, bloody chain of events, Milton Stapleton, for he'd worn a different name then, had become a hard man. Cold. He had done horrible things to people. Some who deserved it. Some who didn't. Even more horrible things had been done to him. Some he asked for. Most he didn't.

He was pretty sure he had deserved all of them. His body was a constellation of scars. The first night he and Audrey had lain together as she had run her fingers across the mangled landscape of his chest, tracing the ghosts of old stitches. She had tried not to stare at the wreckage of his left leg, but he caught her anyway. Is that what the mortar round did to you? Or was this the landmine?

She asked timidly, stroking the massive scar that wrapped around his thigh and dragged a finger's width of marred tissue around his kneecap. He had told her a little about his supposed time in the trenches, mainly just to explain the slight limp he walked with and why he wasn't going to be so pretty once his clothes were off. Neither. I got this when I was... You know what? Never mind.

I can think of nicer things to talk about than that. He'd grinned as he buried his face in her neck, whispering things that made Audrey giggle and blush and pull his battered and leathery body to the softness of her own and hold him there through the night. Milton always felt like a shit heel for lying to her about his. as scars. Hell, for lying to her about everything. Now, he'd gotten him in situations as brutal as the trenches of the Western Front, but he was not the kind of soldier she thought him to be.

Audrey would not have loved the man that he had been before he came to Wildcat. She would have feared him just as much as everyone else. Milton Kinsman was a good man, member of the church, papaw. Somebody folks had come to accept and trust. Must. Milton Stapleton had been a monster. Living nightmare who undoubtedly still haunted the dreams of those who had managed to crawl still breathing from the destruction he left in his wake. He had lived alive, dominated, run liquor and stolen cars and busted heads where he'd been told to. He'd gone into places no man would believe existed and done things there that he doubt even the good Lord could forgive. And he had been truly and soundly feared by every man or woman who had known him. He'd given himself to the dark impulses that lurk in the hearts of men who have been betrayed and who have literally nothing left to Lou. He looked at his lives. All salted fields and scorched earth. He had howled beneath a blood moon and torn men limb from limb in the hate-fueled haze that overtook him when the well

inside him couldn't hold the grief and the rage anymore. He had taken that power and let it be used to the advantage of men even more wicked than himself. Men willing to pay to keep him in their pockets until they needed to unleash hell upon their enemy and pledged to their service. Thirty year ago, a job went sound, and Milton Stableton died. Milton Kinsman had taken his place. place. Milton went about his day. Tended to the things that needed tendon. By design, their little farm only needed a few hours of upkeep a day. He brought in the eggs, finished up a small repair on the

back wall the shed out back, where a board was beginning to split, and then sat on the porch in the waning afternoon to read from the local newspaper until he lost the light. The sun rose high, not quite full overhead. The man once known as Milton's Stapleton went back into the house. and sat himself down, cross-legged in the middle of the small living room. He could feel the air becoming charged, like that first moment before the first thundercrack of a proper gully washer. He stilled his mind and took deep, concentrated on the feeling of warm air filling his lungs,

where he held it just for a moment and released it through his mouth. Another deep breath in through his nose. and he brought Audrey's face to mind. A smile rose unbidden to his lips. His beloved. His son, his moon, and his stars, and his... The pain shot through his abdomen and up through his breastbone like he'd been kicked by a small horse.

It came again. And again, Milton grunted and tensed with each impact and eventually the sensation passed. As he took another series, of long, slow breath. This time he focused on Audrey's face and her voice. How it felt when she sang in the kitchen making supper, the smells of cornbread in the oven,

and Audrey's beautiful voice drifting along with it, food for the belly and the soul. The pain threatened to come again, so he pressed his memory on, focusing on how she hummed to him, when she held him on the nights when the nightmares came, making himself remember the feel of her, breathing as she tried to take his fear away, his sweet, sweet girl.

Howie Milton's body tensed, as a searing pain lashed across his back like the kiss of a bullwhip studded with broken glass, his breath froze. He expected to feel blood rise from the scars that wove across his back like a tapestry. The scars, he told Audrey, came from a mortar attack that killed his non-existent war buddies in the war he never. fought in, no blood came, but still lingered and resumed his slow breathing once again. He leaned hard into the memory of holding his granddaughter for the first time, and the first time his grandson called him Papal. He clung to the joys of being an old man rich in family and love, and his heart swelled and overflowed, and the pain in his back faded.

The first night of the week was always like this. make a man hurt enough and he'll do anything to make it stop. Tonight was just a taste of what was to come. There would be more bursts of misery tomorrow night and probably the next, but nothing he couldn't handle. Last year he spent Tuesday night convinced they'd broken both his legs, but come Wednesday morning he was up and feeding the chickens. The physical pain never bothered him.

As the week moved on, though, things would change. When they came for his mind, mind, well, that's where things got murky. By Thursday, he'd be shaken to his core, and he never remembered the Fridays or Saturdays. He would eventually break, and the darkness would come, but he'd come every year, and every year he made it to the other side. There was nobody around him he could hurt, and he'd made it through before. This year would be no different. He was about to relax and pour himself a cup of coffee from the pot on the stove. When a sound,

a kiss of tires turned slowly over ground, surely not. In the yard, a car door thunked. It wasn't quite a slam. There was no mistake in the sound. Without thinking, Milton crossed the room and threw the front door open, where he found himself face to face, with a thick man wearing a black overcoat.

and a finely tailored matching black suit, standing on the front porch. His fist poised a knock on the door. The man's face was flushed, and a fine sheen of sweat stood out on his upper lip. Oh! The man said clearly startled. Milton jumped back as though he beheld a ghost.

Forgive me for disturbing you, my friend. But my name is Henrikas Kronen. I work for baro-mineral resources, and I'm afraid I need your help. Well, hey there, family, and welcome to the tail end of Act 3 of Season 3 of Old Gods of Appalachia, and welcome to the far western end of southwestern Virginia, as far west as you can go without having any more west to do, and you're going to spend some time with Mr. Milton Kinsman. in the shadows of his past and the light of his presence. We appreciate y'all staying with us as we wrap up the first two-thirds of season three.

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