Old Gods of Appalachia - Episode 59: Points of Order
Episode Date: December 14, 2023A young man’s final testimony brings new revelations to light as another steps forward to tell their tale.CW: Courtroom proceedings, monster sounds, bodily harm via monster attack.Written by Cam Col...linsNarrated by Steve ShellSound design by Steve ShellProduced and edited by Cam Collins and Steve ShellThe voice of DL Walker: Cam CollinsIntro music: “The Land Unknown (The Bloody Roots Verses)” written and performed by Landon BloodOutro music: “Atonement” written and performed by Jon Charles DwyerSpecial equipment consideration provided by Lauten Audio.LEARN MORE ABOUT OLD GODS OF APPALACHIA: www.oldgodsofappalachia.comCOMPLETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA RITUAL:FacebookInstagramTwitterBlueskySUPPORT THE SHOW:Join us over at THE HOLLER to enjoy ad-free episodes, access exclusive storylines and more.Find t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and other Old Gods merch at www.teepublic.com/stores/oldgodsofappalachia.Transcripts available on our website at www.oldgodsofappalachia.com/episodes.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/old-gods-of-appalachia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Moes draw around so bloody and dusty bone,
they feed up so dark and hungry,
where its branches split,
and new blood flows,
the ghost of a past,
You thought long buried, rise the homephi young.
The shadow falls, the judgment comes,
Treads off, my friend, amongst your fellow.
Think you're born your word, unless you get you.
In the chamber beneath the mountains,
where the council of the rock had convened to render judgment upon the man known as J.T. Fields.
A young man who was most often part wolf fidgeted in his seat as a crowd of onlookers groped at him.
Anthony McRennel had spent the latter half of his teen years and early 20 stuck between forms, half wolf and half boy,
and was unused to feeling this exposed.
His skin felt raw and oversensitive without the thin veneer of pelt he had grown accustomed to.
his voice, which had changed in the intervening years,
during which his mouth was ill-suited to his human tongue,
sounded foreign to his own ears.
And while he had spent most of those years performing on one stage or another,
sitting here with no instrument to hand while all these strangers stared at him,
was a distinctly uncomfortable experience.
So, uh, won't you escape this side show?
Hiram Cook asked now.
What did you do?
We went home, Anthony said.
At least at first.
Jade was right about
Mama and Daddy, of course. They weren't mad.
At leastways not about what happened when I changed.
Though neither of our parents were too happy
about not knowing where we was for so long.
We visited with them for a little while,
but well, not knowing for sure what becoming Mr. Kane,
we decided it was best we kept moving.
Anthony glanced over at Jade and Clover with a smile.
Anyway, we're a band now.
We got used to being on the road.
Hiram nodded, thoughtfully.
His expression serious as he mused aloud,
his voice growing in volume and fervor,
trapped in a half-form,
kidnapped, forced to perform before the purient gaze
of the sort of folks who patronized freak shows
kept from the bosom of their kin out of fear and retribution of that disreputable business
and all this misfortune due to the actions of one man, folks.
That man!
Hiram spun on his heel and pointed theatrically to the skinny, scruffy little man at the table
situated opposite his own.
Jack!
The man who calls himself J.T. Fields of Paradise, he sneered.
Cook let out of derisive snort and shook his hands.
head and turned back to Anthony and said,
Thank you, Mr. McReynolds, and Miss Benton,
and Miss Metters as well.
He nodded to the bailiff and said,
I have no further questions for these witnesses.
The bailiff raised her staff,
clearly prepared to dismiss them,
but before she could wrap its heavy wooden length on the floor,
the smartly dressed woman at the table
opposite the representatives of the green and the dark,
shot to her feet.
Excuse me, Harbinger, if I may.
Dia Walker smiled politely at the figure cloaked in white who sat upon the dais, positioned at the center of the group of five councilwomen.
I too have some questions for these witnesses.
Hiram Cook scowled.
The Harbinger's lips pressed into a thin line of obvious displeasure, but she nodded at the bailiff, who in tone stiffly,
Proceed!
The red-haired attorney approached the chair where the young man still sat.
He shot her a nervous glanced, and she smiled reassuringly,
glancing down to consult what she'd written on the yellow note pad she held in her right hand.
Mr. McRennels, I'm curious about something.
You said that you, along with Miss Benton and Miss Metters,
were abducted by a man named Herbert Guthrie,
known professionally as Erebus Kane.
Yes, ma'am, Anthony confirmed.
D.L. nodded, sympathetic.
That must have been terrible. I don't doubt the three of you suffered, but my question is,
what precisely did my client, Mr. J.T. Fields? You see him sitting at the table right there.
What did he have to do with any of that? Before Anthony could answer, she continued.
Was Mr. Fields employed by this sideshow?
No, ma'am.
Did Mr. Fields assist in your kidnapping incident?
some way. No, ma'am? Did you perhaps suspect that this Erebus cane was actually my client in disguise?
At this, Anthony chuckled and a good portion of the assembled onlookers joined in. The bailified them all
sternly and gave her staff a single sharp on the stone floor. Clear in his throat, though he
couldn't quite suppress the amused twist of his lips, Anthony answered quickly. No, ma'am.
Neil Walker smiled back.
Did you, in fact, ever lay eyes on Mr. J.T. Fields before you entered this chamber today?
Anthony shook his head. No, ma'am.
The attorney turned to look at his two packmans, who waited patiently by the entrance to the gallery.
Ladies, had either of you met Mr. Fields before today?
Jade and Clover shook their heads.
At a glare from the bailiff, they quickly spoke up.
No, ma'am.
Jane said. Never seen him before? Clover agreed. D.L. nodded thoughtfully, turning back to Anthony.
Curious, Mr. McReynolds, why you would hold Mr. Fields responsible for your unfortunate predicament.
Before Anthony could answer, a shout echoed from the back of the chamber.
It was the damn wolfgris! Betty Jo met her spat, shoving her way through the crowd to the front of the gallery.
None of this would have happened if he hadn't sold my friend that damn wolf grease.
She twisted a handkerchief between her shaking hands and her voice teetered on the edge of tears.
Tell him, Clover, she pleaded.
Mama, stop her daughter's side.
The bailiff counted her staff against the stones.
That's enough, Miss Mattis, your testimony is concluded, and you have already been dismissed.
She gestured to one of the white-sashed men standing near the back of the gallery.
Attendant? Remove this woman?
The attendant hastened to Betty Joe's side,
placing a hand on her elbow.
To his credit, the touch was gentle
and Betty Joe went along quietly.
Under the bailiff's thunderous glare,
the gallery fell silent once more,
and D.O. Walker resumed her questioning, turning to Clover.
Please excuse her, the girl said.
My mama gets upset, talking about her old friends.
That's understandable.
What happened at the clutch was truly a tragedy.
Do you agree with your mother, Miss Metters?
Do you believe Mr. Fields is responsible for those events,
and later what happened to you and your friends?
Clovered shoot her lip for a moment, then shook her head.
No, ma'am, she said finally.
He may have sold Mama's friend that wolf grease,
but wasn't his fault what they'd done with it.
The attorney turned her attention back to Anthem.
What about you, Mr. McReynolds?
No, Miss Walker.
Anthony's voice was tinged with sadness.
Blaming him for how our mamas and their friends use the wolf grease is like putting Henry Ford on trial because somebody ran their neighbor over with a model T.
Then I'm curious why you came here to testify today.
If, in fact, you don't hold Mr. Fields responsible for your plight?
Anthony sighed.
We didn't want any part of this.
The young man gestured toward the representative of the green.
We only agreed to testify because Mr. Cook there promised he'd help me with my...
My little problem that y'all saw earlier.
The crowd in the gallery erupted.
D. L. Walker's face split into a grin.
Did he now?
She missed, turning her gaze on Hiram Cook, whose face had grown near purple with rage.
I object!
Hiram sputtered, surgeoned to his feet.
I fail to see the...
the relevance of my agreement with the witnesses?
It's unethical, Hyron.
DeL explained, her tone that of someone
explaining a concept to a young and not particularly bright child.
I understand that comprehending ethics is a bit of a challenge for you,
but even you should grasp why it's unacceptable to bribe witnesses.
The bailiff's staff rang against the stones.
We will have order in this chamber, she shouted.
Order! Or we will clear.
this chamber and have these interviews conducted privately.
The onlookers in the gallery seemed to hear in the bailiff's voice that this was no idle threat,
and thus quieted themselves and resumed their seats with all due haste.
At a glare from his colleague representing the dark,
Hiram Cook sank back into his seat and folded his arms.
His brow furrowed in a sullen scow.
D. L. Walker turned to address the council.
bowing her head contritely.
My apologies to the council.
Miss Walker, do you have any further questions for these witnesses?
The bailiff asked in a tired voice.
There was a soft murmuring in the gallery as the accused himself rose shakily to his feet.
The girl who had been taken into custody alongside him gently holding his elbow for support.
I have something to say to these young folks, if I might.
Jack said, a tone more humble than any one of his acquaintance would have countenanced.
The bailiff shot his representative in annoyed look.
Miss Walker, I hope you and your client haven't planned these hijinks in a bid to disrupt these proceedings?
We certainly have not.
She answered primly.
She glanced with concern at Jack, her brow furrowing.
But he gave her a wink and a smile that was no doubt.
doubt meant to be reassuring. D.L. Walker was not reassured in the least, but she suppressed the urge
to roll her eyes and returned to her seat at their table. The bailiff turned and approached the
dais, conferring quietly with the harbinger. When she returned to her previous position, her face
was grim. The accused may speak, briefly. If the accused issues any threats, either
to the safety of these witnesses or anyone present here, the council will end these proceedings
and render judgment immediately. Am I understood? The man known as J.T. Fields merely smiled
politely, unperturbed. Certainly, ma'am, he answered. Then you may proceed, she intoned.
Jack straightened his coat and gazed around the chamber for a long moment.
make an eye contact with the various symboled witnesses, friends, enemies,
and curious onlookers before he began to speak.
What the young fella here said a minute ago seems about right.
Now, I don't deny that from time to time I used to travel through Johnson County,
selling various tinctures and saves and curios and whatnot.
It's possible at one time I might have a small stock of wolf grease to hand,
to be quite honest.
I don't remember.
I've done a lot of business with a lot of folks and a lot of places.
Jack gave a self-depreciating shrug.
My memory ain't what it used to be.
My point is,
I may have sold that wolf grease to somebody in the clutch.
But I'm no more to blame for their actions than a gunsmith
whose rifle is used to commit murder rather than to hunt deer.
Or Mr. Henry Ford and this young man's rather astute example.
A ripple of discontented muttering ran through the gallery.
But Jack raised his voice to quiet them before the bailiff could step in.
That said, he pronounced distinctly,
if those ladies came to harm as a result,
I'm truly sorry for their loss.
As for these young folks here,
he nodded toward the bone-picking string band.
Well, damn, I never heard Wolfgreeze having these sort of blasting effects,
but I do think I may be able to help me.
Mr. McReynolds here.
Jack turned to speak directly to the council.
If the Harvinger would simply lift prohibition on our gifts for a few moments,
absolutely not.
The bailiff thundered suddenly,
and a voice that sounded not quite like her own.
Her eyes were wide.
Her expression startled as silence fell across the chamber.
Recovering herself quickly, she continued,
the accused will not be permitted to employ his so-called gifts in this chamber.
The crowd buzzed with whispers at this pronouncement.
Expressions on faces of the assembled onlookers running the gamut from approval to outrage to amusement.
Standing together at the front of the gallery, the young werewolves spoke quietly among themselves.
Their expressions dark as they looked from the bailiff to the council members seated on the dais.
It was Clover who finally spoke, unable to contain her agitation.
So let me get this straight, she said.
Her voice loud enough to carry across the massive chamber.
Y'all are trying to lay the blame for Anthony's troubles at this feller's feet.
But when he offers to help make it right, you won't let him?
The counsel deems this an unnecessary risk, the bailiff explained in lofty tones.
You have already been offered assistance by Mr. Cook,
which may or may not be forthcoming due to your ambivalence
and with regard to your testimony.
That's bullshit.
Clover snapped.
A chorus of giggles ran through the gallery,
accompanied by offended grumbling from some of the more conventional members of the audience.
Jack winked at the young woman.
He liked her spark.
I have to agree, he drawled.
The bailiff hammered her staff against the stones beneath her feet
and by now accustomed to the procedure
the onlookers fell quiet.
She pursed her lips in obvious irritation
and gesture to the officials ranged along the back wall again.
Your testimony is concluded, she informed the wolves.
You all dismissed?
Attendance.
Please show them out.
A trio of white-sashed men hustled the members of the bone-picking string band
toward the doors at the rear of the chamber,
and Jack called out to them,
"'Mall for still staying, gentlemen.
Once this unpleasant business is concluded, y'all come find me down in paradise.
I will do what I can to help you, son.
The bailiff banged her staff against the floor again, now addressing the table where Jack stood.
The accused has had his opportunity to speak.
Sit down and be silent.
D. L. Walker put one hand on Jack's elbow, pulling him.
him back into his seat. Glancing over her shoulder to the seat still occupied by her sister
Marcy, she spoke softly to her client. Was that a sincere offer or merely a play on the
sympathies of the crowd? Why, Miss Walker, you wound me, Jack whisperback, wouldn't offer if I
didn't mean it. I'm not sure I can help the boy, but I will try. Dougie Walker turned to
look at her sister again and Marcy nodded. I'll get word to him, she promised. At the front of
room the bailiff called the room to order in her usual fashion. And when the room fell silent,
she nodded to the table where the representatives for Mr. J.T. Fields' accusers sat. If it pleased
the rock, the speaker for the dark may summon their first witness. The elegantly dressed silver-haired
woman who had introduced herself as Miss Gray rose to her feet all spreading across her pale,
perfect face.
The dark would
speak with Mr.
Poe.
In the gallery directly behind Jack
and his representative Marcy Walker
hissed, son of a bitch.
Dougie Walker leaned
back in her chair and whispered over her shoulder.
I gather you know this witness?
Oh, I know him.
Her sister answered grimly
and he'd best be grateful for the
binding we're all under here.
From some unassuming shadow
towards the middle of the assembled bodies of observers
emerged a creature
that was vaguely vulpine in appearance.
But also distinctly,
it was black and gray and white
and seemed to be made of living soot and ash,
moving to the room with live, graceful motion
that called to mind something like.
Little flecks of its body seemed to flake away
as it traversed the chamber,
dissipating like smoke.
Its feet were tipped with wicked needle-sharp claws
that made little screeching sounds
as a whispered over the ground.
Its eyes were huge compared to the narrow foxy muzzle
and glittered with a flickering,
a great plume of shiny dark fur
that melted into a wispy, inky shadow.
Someone from the gallery whistled and pressed,
good night.
Is that you, Taley Po?
What you done to yourself, son?
You look like you done run through the devil's stovepipe
and come out to the side with your tail all burnt.
Somebody else laughed.
And somewhere in the crowd, a woman jeered.
You better watch your mouse get, Tom.
Don't talk about his Taley Poe,
or he's liable to come cut you up while you're sleeping,
laying down in bed,
under the covers all helpless,
whether you stole his tail or not.
A rumble of laughter passed.
to the crowd. The creature had settled itself on the witness chair, narrowed its glowing eyes,
and its tail lashed with displeasure. Miss Gray turned cold, slate, eye. Her gaze settling on a cloaked
man, seated in the fourth row of the gallery next to a shadowy amorphous form, distinguished by its
glowing, iridescent green eyes. The pair were whispering amongst themselves, and the man grinning.
skit Tom, she snapped, catching his attention.
Yeah, darling, something I can help you with?
Tom's eyes roved over her figure,
and he favored her with the slow smile that had opened so many doors
and throats for him over the course of his long life.
Miss Gray was not charmed.
The witness answers.
to Mr. Po Tom, she replied, Isolod, if you have thoughts on his tail, or perhaps you'd like to,
as so many have, you are welcome to sigh to this. Once these proceedings have concluded,
the face of the creatures seated at the front of the room, split into a grin so cruel and cold,
the D.L. Walker felt her breath catch in her throat. It turned those flickering orange,
Gies on Skint Tom and its fox's tail split into three, then six, then nine, then twelve
tendrils of willowy darkness that open like the petals of an exotic flower.
Then as the entire chamber watched transfixed by this display, a single ebbin appendage
lashed out, cracking across Skit Tom's face with the force of a bullwhip.
The mask he wore split right down the middle, as precise as the cut of a surrogate.
scalpel and the two halves of his borrowed face slid down the front of his cloak
dropping to the floor at his feet with a wet smack whims shit Tom cried out in pain
I just got this face last week damn it Tom rose and hurried from the room old green
eyes floating along in his wake the bailiff thumped her staff against the stone floor
calling the room to order once more is the witness ready to proceed miss Gray
The representative for the dark's eyes glittered and she licked her lips.
Oh yes, she answered.
Mr. Poe has quite the tale to tell.
Well, hey there, family, thank you for joining us as the trial of the man they called Jack.
Takes its next turn away from the bone-picking string band
and into a much darker bunch of woods to hear the tale of Mr. Poe.
I think y'all are going to be horribly interested in Mr. Poe.
I know how y'all are, but time will tell.
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Today's story was written by Cam Collins and performed by Steve Shell.
Our intro music is by Brother Landon Blood,
and our outro music, Atonement, is by Brother John Charles Dwyer.
The voice of D.L. Walker is Cam Collins.
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