Old Gods of Appalachia - The Holiest Days of Bone and Shadow, Chapter Three: Something Old, Something New
Episode Date: February 14, 2021Our holiday trilogy comes to a close as we witness two different joinings of souls for all eternity. Headphones recommended. You are not prepared, Family.CW: Gore, Monster Violence, DesecrationWr...itten by Cam Collins and Steve Shell Sound design by Steve Shell Narrated by Steve Shell Music: "The Bride" by Landon BloodLEARN MORE ABOUT OLD GODS OF APPALACHIA: www.oldgodsofappalachia.comCOMPLETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA RITUAL:FacebookInstagramTwitterBlueskySUPPORT THE SHOW:Join us over at THE HOLLER to enjoy ad-free episodes, access exclusive storylines and more.Find t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and other Old Gods merch at www.teepublic.com/stores/oldgodsofappalachia.Transcripts available on our website at www.oldgodsofappalachia.com/episodes.Old Gods of Appalachia is a production of DeepNerd Media. All rights reserved.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/old-gods-of-appalachia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Holiest Days, a special three-part miniseries.
Chapter 3.
Something old, something new.
Jacob County, Kentucky, 19.
35.
The morning of Eli Mullins' wedding dawned clear and bright, if a bit cold.
Although the weather forecast in the Jacob County Register assured the young groom
that the temperature would rise to up around 50 degrees, which was downright balmy for February
on Pine Mountain.
Eli was up early, of course, helping his daddy on the farm, who's running he would likely
take over in the next few years as Joe Mullins' eldest boy.
Now, a farm requires tendin every day, special occasions notwithstanding, and in the lean years of the 1930s, that was especially true.
The Mullins family was more fortunate than most, one of their primary cash crops being tobacco.
Commodity whose value wasn't hit as hard by the stock market crash as many others, but Joe had insisted they work harder than ever.
Expanding the farms, they could offer work to local folks who had fallen on.
hard times.
The hard work paid off.
And the Mullins'
clans shared their good fortune with their
community, adding a little
more here and there to the church offering
plate and helping folks out
where they could, well, when folks
would accept help.
Of course, which many were too proud to do.
Eli had undertaken
much of the farm expansion himself
over the past five years
as his daddy began to trust his grown
son with more responsibilities.
and had eventually begun to accompany his daddy on trips north to Louisville to take the backer to market.
Going to Louisville to meet with buyers who worked for the tobacco companies
that manufactured cigarettes, snuff and the like was serious business.
Joe Mullins would always wear his Sunday best suit along with an antique belt buckle
that had been his daddies and his granddaddies before him, going back a few generations.
It was a beautiful thing.
A polished white so bright it seemed to gloried.
in the light, carved with vines and flowers, and Eli's daddy said it was made of some sort of antler,
maybe from an elk, something big like that.
It was a family heirloom that would one day pass down to Eli himself when he was ready to take
the reins of the family.
Eli didn't own anything so fancy just yet, but he wore the new Navy blue suit.
His mama had picked out for these business trips, and he played Joe's Quiet,
and respectful shadow, while observing closely the way his daddy negotiated with the buyers.
It was on one such excursion that Eli had met his bride to be, Miss Effie Brandt.
Effie was the new secretary for one of the backer buyers Eli's daddy frequently negotiated with,
and she was a pretty little thing with blonde hair so pale it looked silver,
fair skin and big gray eyes.
and Eli was interested from the moment she first spoke to him.
It wasn't nothing special of what she said, just, Mr. Mullins, he's ready for you now.
But as she said it, she looked up at him from under her long, dark lashes with a shy smile,
and Eli was a goner.
He'd asked her before he left if he could take her to lunch one day that week,
and she allowed as she might make time for a quick bite.
at the diner on the corner, but no more than half an hour, as that's all her boss permitted.
Eli was waiting in a booth when Effie walked in through the door of fries diner at 1230 the
following afternoon.
He bought her a cheeseburger and french fries and a root beer and spent the next glorious half hour
getting to know the pretty young woman.
Eli couldn't remember what he'd ordered himself or even what they talked about, but by the
end of the meal, he was smitten.
At 1225, Eli paid the tab and asked Effie if he might walk her back to work.
Effie consented and he had escorted her down the street to the building where she worked,
and when Eli asked if he could take her to a picture show the following evening,
she'd given him that same shy smile and nodded.
That'd be all right.
He had offered to pick her up in his daddy's truck, but Effie declined.
She said she would meet him at the theater at 645.
They had watched the bride of Frankenstein.
which seemed to delight Effie.
Although the film was meant to be scary,
and Eli certainly found it unnerving,
his date had simply laughed and laughed,
and when the picture was over,
Effie had favored him with a dazzling smile
and thanked him for a very entertaining evening.
Her smile was lovely enough,
and Eli was infatuated enough to give him courage,
so he had asked her if he might ask her daddy's permission to court her.
Effie had merely laughed again,
you don't need nobody's permission.
And then she said more soberly,
my mama and daddy died a long time ago.
And yes, Mr. Mullins, I believe I'd like that.
It had been a somewhat frustrating courtship,
carried on primarily by post,
except for those occasions when Eli had come to Louisville
on the farm's business or could otherwise get away for a day or two.
But as is the way of young people,
Eli fell fast and he fell hard
And before long he found himself
Taking on extra work outside the farm
So he could put money aside for an engagement ring
He could only afford a small diamond
But the setting was pretty
shaped like a flower
And when he got down on one knee
To present it to Effie a week before Christmas
She had squealed with the light
And most importantly
She said yes
Eli had already invited her home to meet the family over the holidays.
After all, the poor girl had no people of her own and had been excited to introduce her as his fiancé.
The family's reaction, though, had been mixed.
His daddy, who'd, of course met Effie on their visits to the city,
had been impressed both with her sweet demeanor and her competence as the secretary.
He was thrilled, thrown his arm around.
the girl in a big bear hug and welcomed her to the family.
His mama Lois was more reserved.
She seemed troubled by the speed with which Eli had proposed
and told him with a shake of her head.
Well, we just don't know this girl, Eli.
I'm sure if he's lovely, it'll just take time to get used to her, is all.
Eli's granny was less circumspect.
Elijah Mullins, what do you do bringing some stranger to your mama's house?
We don't know his little hussy from Eve.
She's from away.
She's got no people of her own.
Nobody to stand up with her in church.
I don't like it.
And I don't like her.
There's something not right about that girl.
Thankfully, Granny Mullins had not delivered this indictment with an earshot of Eli's bride to be.
Now, Granny, he reassured her.
It's just like Mama says.
Once you get to know her, you'll see she's a real sweetheart.
of a gal and we shouldn't judge her for having no family that's a pity and a tragedy we should be kind to her
welcome her to the family like daddy says granny snorted mary in haste repent at leisure as they say you mark
my words boy this will not end well it must be said that eli had some reason for his haste the spring
planting season would be upon them before they knew it bringing with it long hours on the farm and
little time to steal away to Louisville to visit his fiance.
So they settled on Valentine's Day for the wedding.
A date that was both romantic and would leave a good month and a half
to plan a small family affair in the little chapel
where the Mullins family had attended services as long as anyone could remember.
Eli's great-uncle Frank, on his mom's side, the current pastor, would marry them.
The time between Christmas and their wedding day had seemed
to drag by for Eli.
His daddy had taken to his bed with a bout of influenza, so Eli had to shoulder the burden
of Joe's duty around the farm as well as his own.
Preparations for the wedding were carried out largely by mail, a flurry of letters exchanged
between Effie and Eli's Mama Lois.
Effie was a biddable bride, accepting Mama's suggestions with gratitude, not being familiar
with the chapel herself, and he suspected because she hoped to make a good impression on
his mother. They were all surprised to learn that Effie was not entirely without family.
The wedding would be attended by her two aunties, Eustace and Esther, who she said had taken her
in following the death of her parents. Eager to meet her family at Lois had offered to find the two
women a place to stay in town with one cousin or another, but she had received a brief note from
Eustace who politely declined. Finally, a few days before the
the wedding, Eli had driven his daddy's truck up to Louisville to collect Effie in a few boxes
that contained all her worldly possessions from a tiny apartment where she'd been living.
Before leaving the city, they had visited a jeweler shop to purchase their wedding bands,
and Eli's heart swelled fit to bust through his chest as he looked into Effie's eyes
and imagined placing the simple gold band on her finger.
Now Valentine's Day had finally arrived.
Once his chores were done, Eli and his daddy, who was finally,
back on his feet and feeling fit as a fiddler so he claimed had driven into town to visit the barbershop
for shaves and haircuts. Forbidden from returning home lest Eli catch side of the bride before the wedding,
they had packed their Sunday suits into the back of the truck so they could go directly to the chapel afterwards.
In keeping with the holiday, the chapel was decorated with flares and ribbons and shades of red, pink, and white.
The carved oak altar and match and pews had been polished till they gleamed a bright amber like honey.
Eli had to admit his mama and sisters had made the little church look beautiful.
As he quickly changed into his suit in the vestry, he heard a soft knock at the door.
A moment later, his daddy stepped inside, holding a small polished cedar box.
Son, Joe began.
Pretty soon you'll be taking over the farm from your old man,
and today you'll begin your own family here with Effie.
As our eldest, your mom and I think it's still.
time you get a little bit of your inheritance. He opened the box and inside the carved antler belt buckle
rested on a bed of plush white velvet. Eli smiled widely. Oh, Daddy, thank you, he said, reaching for the
buckle. It was smooth and cold to the touch. And Sean just as brightly as ever in the afternoon
sunlight slanting through the window. He quickly unfastened his belt to clip the buckle in place.
I promise I'll take good care of it.
I know you will, son, as daddy said, and clapped him on the shoulder.
Congratulations.
I hope you and Effie will be as happy as your mother and I be.
Around three in the afternoon, the guests had begun to arrive.
Given the lack of guests on the bride's side, folks were encouraged to sit wherever they like,
barring the first pew on each side of the church, which, of course, was reserved for family.
Effie's aunts, Eustace, and Esther were seated in the left.
few. They were both mature women, though Eli would not have called them old. They seemed almost
ageless, despite their silvery gray hair pinned neatly up. They were tall and angular. Their posture
ramrod straight with piercing gray eyes like effies, but colder, sharper. Those eyes
seemed to judge Eli and find him wanting.
Their skin was also pale, almost ashen.
An effect made all the more noticeable by their choice of dress.
Each wore an expensive-looking black suit dress with a stiff, high velvet collar.
Were people even supposed to wear black to weddings?
Eli didn't know, but no one in his family had chosen black for the occasion.
They seemed nice enough, he supposed.
Eli and his daddy met them at the door to welcome them when they arrived.
It was obvious who they must be as the only strangers who'd come to the wedding,
and the two ladies shook their hands and smiled showing gleaming white teeth.
Charmed, was sure, said the first one.
Eli couldn't remember if she was Eustace or Esther.
It was hard to tell them apart.
It's so lovely to meet our dear Effie's beau, the second one finished for her.
They had shown the ladies to the ladies to the...
their seats and now the appointed hour had arrived. Eli's mama and daddy had taken their seats in the
right front pew along with his younger brother Carl and his sisters, Nell and Joanne. Eli stood at the
altar with his great-uncle Frank. The church bell struck four o'clock and right on cue. The door
is at the back of the church swung open. The organist, Letty Hayes, struck up the wedding march and
Eli's bride appeared in the doorway. Effie was breathtaking, more beautiful than Eli had ever seen her.
Her fair skin was radiant and her gray eyes seemed to glow.
She wore a simple white satin dress cut on the bice with lace sleeves. Her silvery hair was
pinned up and her veil hung from a simple crown of tiny white rosebuds.
She carried a bouquet of red roses wrapped in white ribbon.
Eli stared at her in wonder and in love as she walked towards him,
slow and steady as the traditional tune dictated.
And then she was handing her bouquet to Eli's mama
and taking her place at his side.
If you'd asked him, Eli would have told you he was too bold over and tongue-tied to speak,
but somehow when it come time he managed to find his voice.
solemnly reciting his vows i elijah take thee effie and his heart filled with joy as she did the same before he knew it it was done
their vows made their hearts join forever and uncle frank said i now pronounce your husband and wife you may kiss the bride eli closed his eyes and bent his head to press his lips to effies and he felt
her hand brushed the front of his waist.
And the world went black with sudden agony.
As his bride closed her razor-sharp teeth on his bottom lip,
tearing it away from his face.
And in the same instant he felt something punched through his gut
and tear out his back.
All around him, people began to scream.
Eli's eyes snapped open in shock and pain,
and he stared uncomprehendingly at Effie as she stepped back,
her fist from his guts with a wet sucking sound. Her arms slicked with gore to the elbow.
Eli thought he might pass out or throw up, not quite realizing the latter was now impossible,
as he fell to his knees. His last vision in this world was his bride's triumphant red green
and what she held in her bloody fist. The belt buckle. Great whatever granddaddy's belt buckle.
with her prize in hand and the problem of the groom eliminated.
Effie turned her attention to the pasture.
Great Uncle Frank had tripped and fallen as he tried to scramble back from the scene before him
and now cowered against the altar.
His eyes squeezed shut, hands clasped before him as he sputtered ever prayer he'd ever known
and effie's smiles or limbs began to twist and elongate her skin darkening becoming the gray of shark skin.
of acilacanth's belly, of things that had never seen the light of day and never would.
Your God can't help you here, she said sweetly, as her jaw spread impossibly wide,
and she struck at him quick as an eel with a maw full of razor-sharp teeth.
Blood sprayed across the altar, soaked her white dress.
Behind her, she heard a hollow boom and the splintering of wood,
as one of the women she had introduced as her aunties hurled a pew at the chapel doors, barring them effectively and efficiently.
She threw back her head and laughed delightedly as more guests began to scream.
Her wedding feast. For three days, the gray ladies pressed deeper.
First, an Eli's brand new pickup, a surprise gift from his mommy and daddy that had been left idling right outside the church,
still bedecked in just married, paint streamers, and the ritual tin cans.
And once the gas run out of that truck, they continued on even deeper still on foot,
or on what passed for feet to the old house at the end of Lonely Creek.
There aren't many places in this world you can truly define as bad, but this is one of them.
The earth itself will groan your name if you walk across the marshy old yard approaching the porch.
You would hear the voice of the last person you loved begging for your help in the distance,
calling to you from the tree line if you made it to the porch.
If you touched the doorknob of the surprisingly stout front door, you would hear them die.
If you tried to open the door, you would find yourself inside the house,
and for most of us this would be worse than die and be assured family.
When the gray ladies slipped from the high weeds on the near side of the yard,
the ground held its breath.
When they reached the porch and the elders placed her hand upon the door,
no voices came from the woods.
Because the gray ladies loved only one person, place, and or thing,
and it was waiting for them.
From the outside, the house looked like a two-story monstrosity about to collapse under its own weight.
And on the inside, the second floor had long since caved in, leaving behind a single cavernous square room,
placed dead in the center.
And facing the west corner of that square was the room's sole furnishing,
carved from a wood that was not native to these mountains, or probably not this world,
was what was unmistakably an altar.
Upon it was draped an unadorned black cloth of a painstakingly intricate weave,
and upon that cloth lay two items.
On the left rested a pale, bone-colored ring, worn almost smooth, but still,
bearing the marks of fine carving.
On the right lay a finely jeweled comb.
Its coloration and texture
matching the ring in such a way
that you would swear they must have come as a set.
Three women in the youngest of the three,
who was on the third day of her honeymoon,
fresh from her own wedding,
pulled a handkerchief from her bag and unfolded it,
revealing what, until very recently,
had been the treasured heirloom of the family mullins.
All three women kept their eyes downcast as the belt buckle was placed
in the center of the altar for reverence.
Three pilgrims returning blessed relics to their proper place
in an act of love and devotion to their very own patron saint
as at service to a just and live in God,
a God who in this case was neither just nor just,
living. He was, however, looking down on them with great pleasure from the upper left-hand
corner of the rafter. Cast your eyes up, if you dare, family, and behold the Lord of the
night and the forest day. The betrayer, the black Judas, the maker of the poisoned promise,
old horny, the uncast shadow, the liar saint, the black.
Stagg, the thing whose name sounds like horned head but is not.
Standing on the precipice of rebirth and resurrection, it is no longer pretending to be human nor animal.
It's not hiding in the basement of an orphanage, or skulking in the dark waters of a pond,
or haunting the dreams of the daughters of well-intentioned mothers, no.
There is no more apology or disguise for the thing that has ensconced itself into the upper corner of the house at the end of Lonely Creek.
It is almost, but not, a hoofed mammal.
It has far too many legs to be one of those, and those legs are many jointed and insectoid,
and hold it in an unnatural crouch above its wrapped congregation.
Darkness streams from its body like ribbons of fabric.
that seem also to plaster it to the wall,
covering it bit by bit, but still blowing free
to reveal a hideous carcass of writhing bones
that slither into unholy configurations
and reshape themselves as if they were trying to get comfortable.
Its head is once again the shape of an enormous stag.
Eyes, the color of blood clots, its antlers,
Its crown of bone and shadow
Are broken and unlit
Its snout flares as it breathes heavily
The exertion of this rebirth clear
As it gazes down upon the items crafted from the leavings
Of its greatest failure
And the gray ladies
Begin to pray
O master, O prince
O Lord of night and
day. Master, O Prince, Black-tongued singer, O Master, Prince, Father. Hear us, O Lord, we bring you this day,
the pieces of your crown, tainted and profaned, if they might be by mortal hands, we bring them to you,
so you might again cast a shade against their lamp, darken the brightest path, and that you might
hide your words in their heart, so they might lose sight of all but you.
We are unworthy of your love and your dark and hungry heart, oh Lord, we would name you our
master, our king, our...
You have no name for what I am.
Came a voice in their minds that both felt like whisper and roar in the same breath.
the thing whose name sounded like horned head but was not almost flinched
it had been so long since it's used his proper voice
it had pushed air through the pipes of that corpse at the home
had murmured in dreams and given orders and visions but had it really been
when forty was younger such time would pass like an idle daydream
But like this, broken and hollowed out like a lightning.
When we were first cast into this,
backed into a wound and buried beneath the skin of this world,
it did not make.
This world does not allow for perfection.
They could build a cave, but there was always spate.
A few of us at Cros, we each master's hunger,
while another carried the torch of their fear to drive the cattle before us.
Finding those amongst the unworthy that crawl the surface of this world
who bore them to our purpose was my calling.
Or to bend the very world itself to them.
My crown jewel, my little queen, she had seen so much death
that an offer of never seeing it again to our little family.
Her servant taught her things her mothers would have never dreamed to know
and hid her away until it was time, for the fruit was ripe,
and when the time did come, we bathe her in the blood of a whole town,
break her mind and her heart, and turn back her clock,
until she was but a wee, babe.
In the throes of his transformation, the beast's mind fell back through time
to a darkened Kentucky holler on the bloody ground where it all began and all ended.
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What say you?
And thus they had done, features.
fearsome battle. The girl was ever bit as strong as the black stag had ever dreamed. It would call
up fire and she'd summon rain. It breathed poisonous, black smoke and she'd call a wind to blow it back.
She'd throw fistfuls of leaves that turned into hawks and other raptors, and it'd make those
glowing antlers pulse and burn them to ash in the air. She'd call vines and saplings from the ground
to bind its core smeared hooves,
and it would freeze them brittle and stop them to dust.
Back and forth they went in the long night.
Neither one of them seeming to tire,
neither one willing to give an inch.
And then the black stag reached for its oldest trick
and dug deep into Daughter Dooley's heart with those burning eyes
and called up visions of her mothers once again.
But this time,
the two women were bound and being burned at the stake.
Skin bubbling and blister and hair burning,
but then, just as she turned all the others,
the visions of the women turned and shouted both praise and jeers at the pair of them.
Oh, stand fast, my true heart, we're so proud of you.
Ma Edie had called.
Oie, you great heart, conned, my daughter's going to kick your horse into jerky.
You know that, don't you?
Marcady cackled as the flames left higher, choking smoke carrying the pair from view,
and that had broken the dam.
But not the way the black stack had hoped.
The girl screamed and rushed forward, leaping high,
grabbing that burning hot crown of bone and pulling the beast's face to hers as she landed.
So you'd undo me, would you, beast?
You would turn back the clock and undo all that the women who,
who came before me did, to make me as I am.
The beast tried to shake free,
but her grip tightened as she spoke,
her taunts becoming a working,
a spell of a magnitude she'd never cast before.
You'd undo Sister Amy and Sister Zelda,
teaching me to weave strong cloth,
to speak true and believe no lies.
You'd undo Grandma Karen,
and Antigana who taught me the songs and the stories of the old place,
so I'd never forget where I came from.
you'd undo the blood and the love my mother shed and bled for me after you had the very stones to take them from me in the first place oh beast oh beast i pity you
because in their names in the names of edith nielsen duly and mary katherine vivian duly i bind you i break you and beast i cast you out there had been a sound let the world crack in o'allie
The crown shattered in her hands.
And sounds of his servants' prayers,
now distorted by the shapes of their true mouths
and their true bodies, drew the great beast back to the moment.
Till the end of the last day for all.
Their bodies shifting fully into their horrific true forms
sang and wailed and praise and ecstasy.
The ring, and the buckle vanished into the swelling light
that had begun to pour from the fragments of broken bone,
jutting from the beast's forehead, rejoining and mending.
The earth of that wretched place groaned and cried out.
The rafters split.
The walls shuddered as the beast pulled free and fell to the ground.
Four massive gore-smeared hooves,
cracking the stone floor as they landed,
taller and broader than any stag.
had any right to be it shook its head and the light emanating from the enormous
crown of bone and shadow that sprung from its head now fully restored settled
and thus concludes our special three-part holiday mini-series the holiest days of
bone and shadow and I think y'all figured out a long time ago where this was
going but I didn't know if you all would realize it would go this far but yes
In the year of our world, 1935, he is back.
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