Part Of The Problem - J.D. Can't Sell This
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What's up, everybody?
Welcome to a brand new episode of Part of The Problem.
I'm Dave Smith.
He's Robbie the Fire Bernstein.
Apologies.
I'm not at home.
I'm away from the studio on a little family vacation here, which is nice.
Both my daughter and my son have nasty viruses over the last couple of weeks,
which is not what you plan on starting the summer with.
So anyway, that's been, we've been dealing with that, but got the family out here today.
And so, you know, stuff like that is nice.
It's important, Rob.
Got to do stuff like this with your family.
And yeah, but anyway.
So not in the studio, but we still will bring you an episode.
Can I tell you this, Rob?
Please.
So we're, this house that I'm at, this is like the third year in a row that I've gotten this house.
Like we rent this house on the same week.
You kind of, it's like the way these things work.
You get in on your.
week on your time on your house. I like the house. It's a nice house. Okay. So it's like the same time
we've been back here. And tell me this about, uh, there's a nice little like,
questioning yourself of how much of like a, uh, shitty person you are. So the room that I'm in
right now, this is, you know, three years ago I recorded podcast with you from here, two years
ago I recorded podcasts from you. And then here we are again. Three years ago, I broke the blinds.
I broke them.
I was trying to get them open,
yanked them too hard,
snapped the thing.
They never said nothing about it,
never did,
but I don't think they noticed.
Three years later,
blinds are still broken,
and now I'm just getting furious at them.
Like,
how do you not do you not do in your job?
Do you not check on your rental property at all?
Do you not know,
like I'm coming in here,
I got the last guy broke the blinds
and now I got to live with the last guy's mess.
Like, it's literally,
it's an unbelievable thing where, like,
I am, if you, if you like compartmentalize part of your life, like if you just cut this sliver out away from that, I have a legitimate complaint.
But when you add in the past action, it's really, I mean, it's poetic justice.
I deserve to be dealing with these broken blinds.
But it's amazing how quickly in your mind you go to like, yeah, but I'm cutting that part out.
They have no way of knowing that.
So leave that information out and you go, yeah, I paid you good money for this place.
fix your goddamn blinds.
I'll take the other side of this, my friend.
That's a normal wear and tear on a rental unit.
I don't know you to be in an incredibly strong individual
that I think you were maliciously trying to break blinds.
And years later, you know, they should be taking care of these units.
You're renting it.
That's on them.
I swear you're turning me into an anti-Semite in real time.
Like in real time, as you say that, I'm going.
No, there just aren't any good ones.
Like there aren't any good.
You think Rob's one of the good ones?
And then it's just in him.
He's like, I would write a letter, a strongly worded letter of not the blinds.
Yeah, anyway.
I did break them and they have been here for three straight years.
Listen, it's not, I'm not completely crazy to say like, someone should have noticed that.
That is kind of an issue.
You should be checking on your rental property.
You should make sure that nothing's been broken.
Or it's a three-year-old.
There's also more wrong for breaking them.
I feel like it's a three-year running gag of that's always been broken,
and they like to get every guest thinking that they broke the blinds.
Maybe the one guy that actually calls them to go, hey, sorry, I broke the blinds.
They got a big prize for.
Dude, imagine.
Now, listen, I'm going to say it's all the blinds match.
They're all identical.
And this is likely not the case.
But just imagine whoever, the owner of this house is the pettiest human being in the history of the world.
and he knows that I broke the blinds.
He brings back in that one broken blind every...
Oh, just for you.
Just for my week of the year.
Just to go, hey, this is...
We're all living in a world where we pretend nobody broke these blinds, right?
So here, all right, I don't think...
I would love it.
I would love it if it's true.
And, you know, you probably shouldn't have said all this out loud on a podcast.
That's true.
Rob, we are just asking questions on this show.
That's what we're known for on this show.
we just ask questions. We don't claim to have theory of any kind.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm out of Myrtle Beach for two more days.
Fantastic, uh, fantastic run of porches. And I'm staying at the Marriott Mill do where I showed up
and it was so horrifying. I actually had to go back to the desk and they're like, sorry,
we're totally sold out. And it was already three in the morning. So I was like, all right, I guess we're
sleeping in this room for tonight. And then, uh, the next morning they got me a new room.
It was that bad that you had to like be like, no, I can't.
Yeah, it was, uh, oh, geez, that's right.
It was like it was literally.
I got back to the hotel at 2.30 in the morning, hadn't checked in, you know, that what am I going to do?
Uh, and then they gave me a new unit, uh, directly above that other room with the exact same problem.
I was like, all right.
I guess, I guess this is my life for two days, but I'm getting them back because I got the AC on 60 and the window open.
So, you know, it's going to be their electric bill.
Just, uh, just.
No, because I'm trying not, I'm trying not to smell the mildew or sit in a 100 degree room.
Jeez.
That's all.
All right.
Well, that sucks.
I'm glad the shows are good, at least.
At least makes the trip.
And I got more of them coming at you.
Firstly, I'm opening up for you in Houston, Texas this weekend.
Then I got my own porch tour in Galveston, Texas on Sunday.
And then you and I have the Nashville weekend, along with that other random town where I think NASA is at.
And then Lebanon, Temisique, Chickamauga, Georgia, Atlanta, Georgia, Sandpoint, and Seattle, Washington.
And more coming at you.
So I'm getting busy.
We got, that's right.
Houston is June 9th, 10th, and 11th, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
We got a couple weeks out for that.
June 9th through 11th.
Yep, that's Houston.
And then it's Huntsville, Alabama, the levity live out there.
And then we're doing the Zanies in Nashville.
Comic Dave Smith for all those tickets.
And then porch tour for all Rob shows.
PorchTor.com.
Excuse me.
For all Rob's gigs.
Yeah, looking forward to all of this.
It's still got a lot of fun gigs left on the calendar for this year.
All right, let's get into some stuff.
So where are we here, Rob?
Well, the war's back on, kind of, I don't think really.
But, of course, as Donald Trump himself had described, right,
what did he say at one point?
He was like, well, it's a Middle East ceasefire.
And Middle East ceasefires means there's less fire.
firing than during non-seas fire times.
You know, I read the other day, I can't remember if I'm getting, like, it doesn't matter,
essentially, but I can't remember the exact detail of the statistic that I read the other day,
that it was something where, I can't remember if it was the number of civilians or the total
number of dead or something like that, but there's been more, Israel has killed more Palestinians
in Gaza since the ceasefire
then were killed on October 7th.
So like, so since the end of the war,
war, you know, since the end of the genocide,
the end of the destruction, whatever you want to call it,
since then, they've killed more people than,
than Hamas killed on October 7th.
So it's like, it's still, so like, like, anyway,
I guess just the point of that being that the event
that is horrific enough,
to justify all of this, worse than that, we can call a ceasefire.
We can say that's not, you know what I mean?
Like, that's peace times.
And look, I mean, the ceasefire with Iran has been no different.
I don't know exactly what to say.
You know, I'd say right now at this point, I were really, really in a fascinating moment right now,
a very fascinating little moment right now,
where a lot of kind of, like,
a really big bluff is being called, in a sense,
not just the bluff of the U.S. military might itself,
but the bluff of, in a lot of ways,
the U.S. Israeli relationship,
it really does seem to me, Rob, give me your thoughts,
but it really does seem to me that when Donald Trump is saying now
that the global economy was going to tank
and we have to get this straight open
and the economic pressures we're dealing with.
I think that's right.
I think that's essentially him
telling the truth slash admitting
on some level, you know,
the defeat of the whole thing.
But if we're really looking down the barrel
at like impending doom
if we continue this thing,
then no matter what Israel has over you,
It's up against impending doom.
And so, okay, that means we might find out, like, theoretically.
We might find out what do they have if they have anything?
What are the levers of power that they can get?
You know, like, and so you're going to, we're going to find that out in real time.
Are they able to draw us back into this war?
Or are they not able to do that?
Are we able to check them a little bit or are we not able?
We're like right about to find these things out.
And in this moment,
it's i don't know you're we're gonna you know what i'm saying like we're gonna find out what does
don't trump go this way or that way but as of right now you look at the you know the the
the state of the thing we're blatantly violating the the memorandum of understanding
don't it's a very strange dynamic where don't trump essentially signed a surrender document
trying to spin it as a victory document, but then is openly, you know, Rob, I mean, I don't know if you, you know, you've seen right, like, I'm sure you've been reading the news a bit over this weekend.
He's out here making claims that they, essentially, he's threatening them, which is already violating the memorandum of understanding.
He's saying that it's just, it doesn't matter. He's essentially saying our signature doesn't mean anything. We can go back to destroying them tomorrow if we want to.
That already is violating the memorandum of understanding by saying that.
He's claiming that they're violating it by talking about charging tolls into the future of the straight.
But Rob, we can see the thing that you put your signature to.
Donald Trump is claiming that they're violating the memorandum by claiming that after the 60 days they can put tolls in there.
But I'm sorry, no, that's what the thing says.
The thing only restricts them having tolls for 60 days.
So I don't know.
You've got this thing.
You're violating it.
But you obviously don't want to go back to war.
So that's where we are.
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All right.
I got a slightly different read here, but I do want to preface this with at this point,
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
It's been three months of constantly trying to figure it out.
And I would say this is when my little snow globe of the way I usually analyze these
things is completely shucking up.
And I don't know.
But I, all right.
Someone needs to finally admit they lost. Iran's not doing it. Donald Trump can do it, but that means that Iran is likely tolling slash or doing fees of the straight. We'll be able to sell its oil and will be allowed to enrich uranium, but probably has to make some sort of a pledge that they're not getting the bomb. Donald Trump signs an MOU that basically grants Iran all the things that says, yes, America lost. Iran, you can have all these things that you said you need for us having had this word with you.
Donald Trump, though, then turns around and undermines everything in the deal, says,
I'm not actually sending you guys money.
I will buy, I will spend your money for you to buy American farm goods and American medical equipment,
and I will send it over there.
Goes, oh, clearly they're never getting a bomb.
I never would have made a deal if they're getting a bomb.
So it's clear that that's true.
Then on a big one, Iran walks away from the deal thinking that in two months they're going to start charging fees from the straight.
We're going to work with Oman.
We're going to work this out.
And then boats are just going through.
Iran goes, hey, guys, we control the straits. You have to coordinate with us. The boats don't
coordinate with us with them, so then Iran strikes a boat. I think Donald Trump was trying to
sneaky, sneaky there and just be like, look, we just reopen the straits and just basically
have the streets open. I see one of two things happening here. Actually, three. I'll just lay out
the three possibilities. Either Trump was just once again trying to push for a victory and trying to
walk back all of the clauses in the agreement he just signed and hoping that Iran would go with it.
And once again, he realizes he doesn't want war. And so he's actually going to
to stick with the framework of the MOU and give Iran what they wants. I don't really think he's
looking to do that, though. I think maybe what he was looking to do is to rig the oil markets,
get some oil through, and whatever he was seeing on how much they've drawn down stock,
maybe enough oil got through that that's not as much of a problem, or he's going to find the next
thing that he can do to convince people not to be bidding up the price of oil, so that he doesn't
have his major problem of prices going up or a stock market crash. Or the last and most chaotic option
is it's starting to feel a little bit like when you're dealing with an angry divorced wife and you finally say,
hey, you can take the house? And I'm wondering if he's trying to make such a mess out of this situation
that people are like, can you just bomb the shit out of them already? I've had enough of this.
We don't care about their humanity, just level the whole country. It just, there's something about
the way he's operating with the MOU that he seems to be trying to undermine it,
weasily is the way out of it. And I don't think the Iranians are going to stand by it. And I don't
think Donald Trump is actually, it just doesn't seem to me, unless maybe this was one last shot
at a victory of signing the MOU and seeing if you could trick the Iranians into not actually
taking any of the things you agreed to. But it seems like Donald Trump, since he signed that thing,
has just done everything he can to be like, that's not actually what I meant.
Yeah, well, I mean, I think, you know, my read on it is that what, what you're watching is
Donald Trump grapple with the politics of this decision.
And it's rough.
It's a tough one.
You know,
he's trying to just delay the reality settling in.
Yeah, I mean, like not admit, not admit how bad.
I mean, look, dude, they wouldn't release it for days before they signed the thing.
And we're out there saying, don't believe any of this hype about what's in it.
It was exactly right.
I mean, like, again, maybe not exactly right.
But if you go look at like what had been leaked, it was basically the matter.
I'm random of understanding with maybe like one or two minor adjustments.
But all of the big things were the things that they were saying aren't actually in it.
Like all of that was in, you know, I look at it like this, dude.
There's basically been, if you want to break this war down, there's been three phases of the war.
There was the military, the initial military campaign.
Then there was the blockade and the, you know, the competing blockades.
blockade and the blockade of the blockade.
And then after that, there's been this memorandum of understanding.
I mean, it looks to me like Donald Trump launched a war, got fucked up in that war.
After a month of it, immediately went to like, no, we're pivoting to this other thing because we don't want to go tit for tat anymore with them.
Now, again, when I say got fucked up, I mean, did more damage to them, but talk enough that it was like, whoa,
we're actually really getting touched here.
We immediately pivot to this blockade of the blockade,
the logic of which was just insane.
And I had to be on public debates with people like Will Chamberlain,
like literally two months ago,
were on a debate on Pierce Morgan's show.
And he's explaining to me how this blockade of the blockade
is going to bankrupt the country and lead to the collapse of this regime.
If you remember, I teased him after the month was up.
Now it's like two months.
But his line was,
I'll be shocked if the regime is still.
standing in another month. And then I said, well, when the regime is still standing in another month,
you'll move the goalpost to something else and I'll still be sitting here saying the same thing,
whatever. Um, none of that had, it didn't blockade. And I think Donald Trump blinked in this game of
chicken. And so I think that what you're seeing is like, yeah, he's trying to need, he's trying to
still work around the edges and get whatever he can. And I think that will go on. Like, I don't,
Rob, do you really think the Iranians are getting access to $300 billion? Is that really?
happening? I mean, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Is the U.S. going to come through on its promises
after we're going to have a brief 60-day window to try to negotiate some type of JCPOA part two?
Rob, is that going to happen in two months when it took two years last time? Again, you know,
seems unlikely, possible, I suppose. But, you know, one of the things that's frustrating,
man is that the situation with Iran and this has always been the case right like since i i found i found
ron paul in 2007 and got obsessed with libertarianism and politics and all this stuff it's it's you know
whatever it's it's almost 20 27 now it's almost 20 years ago and uh this this has been a thing
the whole time the whole time i've been here i've been in this libertarian that you know whatever
for the non-interventionist, right-wing libertarian world,
we've been opposing the war in Iran.
It was 2001 when George W. Bush put them on the access of evil,
him and David Frum.
So the whole time, the thing that's been so goddamn frustrating
is that a deal is right there to be made.
The deal is so obvious, like the entire time.
You know, it's like, it's so obvious what they want,
and it's so obvious what we want.
It's so obvious what's in their country's interest, and it's so obvious what's in our country's interest.
You know, if you think about, I know Horton, you know, talks about this a lot, as usual, he's right.
But when you go, dude, the whole, the whole nuclear threshold state business is a deterrent to not attack.
It's like, wait a minute.
So you're saying, you really want us to not attack you and we really want you to not make nuclear weapons.
The deal's right there, Rob, right?
I mean, isn't it a non-aggression pact in exchange for a promise to not make nuclear weapons?
I mean, like the deal.
And even here, you have a situation where like Donald Trump is like, okay, I really need this straight of Hormuz to be open.
Okay.
And the Iranians really need what?
Sanctions relief, non-aggression guarantees.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like it's very clearly that's in their interest.
And very clearly it's in our interest to have.
But the problem is what the problem is always.
has been.
You know, it's that you got this fucking goddamn Israel and their lobby.
And they're, and, you know, people can, people can try to divert attention from it.
But I'm sorry, it is the entire reason we're in this conflict at all.
There's just nothing else about this.
You know, there's, um, Iran has been, I think since 1979.
certainly vocally, I think, from the beginning,
they've been the loudest supporters of the Palestinians
and condemners of the Israelis.
And, you know, there's a pretty clear reason
why they have beef, right?
And there's a pretty clear...
The relationship between Hezbollah and Iran
is a very close relationship.
Hezbollah is the fighting force
that grew up out of the Israeli occupies.
occupation of southern Lebanon, the ones who beat the Israelis ass and drove them out of the
country twice.
Okay, I understand why those countries have a beef.
Why do we have a beef with Iran, Rob?
Like, what's the fundamental reason here?
There isn't anything.
And, you know, the truth is, Rob, and I'm sure you know this, right?
But if just left at all to market.
you know, incentives, if the market was left to its own devices, come on, man, we got a bunch
of businessmen in here who'd love to go shake hands and sign contracts with a bunch of those
Shiites over there and Iran and do all types of multi-billion dollar deals to refine their oil
out of the ground for them and all this. You know what I'm saying? So like, there's just no reason
why we couldn't just all be friends. Anyway, that be, look, if, again, as I said at the beginning here,
that's kind of one of the things that's cool about this moment that were, and
entering into now, we're going to find out some of this stuff.
Like, if I'm right about what I'm saying, like what I suspect that, you know, where Donald
Trump is at, well, if that's the case, then he's really going to have to stand up to Israel
on this one.
And I'm not sure, again, Rob, me and you have kind of, we've talked about this a lot on the show.
And I think we're one of the shows in out here in the world of the internet.
That doesn't, I think we're kind of honest about when we're speculating first when we, you know, have more authority to know something.
Everybody kind of speculates over how the Israel lobby and how they're, how they're so effective at what they do in exerting influence over U.S. politics.
But we don't actually know that it's like the craziest conspiracy.
You know what I'm saying, Rob?
like we don't actually know that it's like whatever your mind goes to is like the craziest way that
Mossad controls the U.S. We don't know exactly what it is. We know some of it. I'm saying it's quite
possible that it's not the worst version of that conspiracy. And that actually, Rob, when it comes down to it,
if the goddamn president of the United States of America, the commander in chief of the U.S.
Empire, if he says this is going to tank the global economy done, we're not doing it, it's possible
Netanyahu has to listen.
You know, like, it is possible.
A lot of things are changing right now.
And this is, I mean, it's a big moment.
Like I said, like I said when I was interviewing Ryan Grimm, there's something about
this war.
It feels like watching the Berlin Wall fall.
You're like, whoa, things are changing.
Things are realigning.
And that is what happened in the 20th century, right?
Like, with the exception of the United States of America, the most powerful country in the
history of the world was the Soviet Union, debatably at least, and it collapsed.
I'm not saying America's about to collapse, but the idea that the U.S.-Israeli relationship
just has to be what it is, always, forever, is not true.
And we should, you know, kind of be aware of the fact that, you know, to some degree,
politics might be a lagging indicator with a lot of these cultural shifts.
And, you know, the fact that, like, say, public opinion on Israel has collapsed by 50 points over the last years, over the last three years.
All right.
Well, like, that might at some point have an influence on something.
Maybe not.
It doesn't seem to have had much of an influence so far, but it might.
And, yeah, I don't know.
I really don't know.
And then I'll say on the other side of it, if I'm getting this all wrong, and Donald Trump, you know, we could be in a week.
back in a major war, and then I'd have to go, well, okay, I guess that's not the case.
I guess he was willing to go that route with that.
We'll see, Rob.
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Yeah, the one thing that really just doesn't make sense to me is if, and there's a bunch of ifs here,
but if the administration really thinks that their nuclear capabilities are nearly non-existent at the moment because of our previous bombing campaigns and that they don't even access to their centrifuges,
and if they also think that they would have the ability to rebomb in the event that Iran were to try and to go back to, like if that's actually a targeted thing that can be hit, and I don't really under.
no nuclear bunkers or whatever they can do to, I guess, do that deep enough underground that
America wouldn't know about it. But I would almost think just walk away without the deal then.
Like this deal is clearly a bad deal. If the straits are going to be open and told anyways,
just leave. Like, you know, unless you actually think you're going to get to a JCPOA type arrangement,
if you now give them $300 billion, all of their money back, and let them toll the straits.
Like if you're gambling on even getting that, so then just leave.
Yeah, no, well, look, this is what Jeffrey Sachs was arguing for for a while, was just walk away.
Don't make a deal.
And there's a really strong argument to that.
And part of it is that we really, for U.S. national interests, like whatever that even means, I know that's the term they like to use.
But for like the American people, broadly speaking, we don't need a deal.
We need to be out of this war
And if you walk away, even absent a deal,
that's going to immediately put pressure on a round to open the straight.
It just means they're going to toll.
Everyone's going to have to pay a toll,
but that's going to be the system in two months anyways.
Right.
That's what you're agreeing to with this anyway.
So you're kind of in a similar spot there.
You don't have to worry about the fund,
you know, do whatever you want to do with sanctions or whatever.
But yeah, you wouldn't have to worry about that.
The thing is that what Donald Trump, I think, wants, and, you know, again, take this with a grain of salt because, like, it was reported that he had said a few weeks ago that was like just get any deal and I'll sell it.
You know, just whatever the deal, if I have a deal, then I can go out and say, hey, I made a really brilliant, wonderful deal.
It doesn't matter what the deal is.
And that does to me kind of sound like something Trump might think or say.
but if I think at least like theoretically you know if you throw enough money at them
maybe you would get some some type of concessions like them uh um diluting their enriched uranium
or like them doing something you know that doesn't really cost them that much anyway to do
but and and if he were to get something like that then perhaps that would be something he could
sell as a victory so it's really only um it's only for reasons
of politics that were even, you know what I mean like that you even have to have a deal at the
end of this. That being said, politics is reality. And if that's what's going to end the war,
I'll take a deal over the war continuing if that, you know, if that makes sense. But I agree
with you. The walk away option is still probably the best thing America could do here. And, you know,
honestly, in terms of like, I don't really think the Iranians need America to back or guarantor
some fund of Arab Gulf countries or something like that.
It's like remove sanctions and business will take care of what business does.
That money, I don't think that money's going to them unless we're actually funneling it through those other countries to get it there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
They're not getting it directly from, well, that's right, because, I mean, not that it even matters,
but just because Donald Trump can't take that public of an obvious L, so he's got a, you know, whatever.
It's just, I will say, though, I do, which I think, I guess we're going to, you know, pivot to now, is that it, um, it, that whole dynamic of what you're, you're getting at there of where, like, Donald Trump, you know, is trying to, they're trying to walk this line between blasting Obama for giving them money, but then saying now it's okay because it's not U.S. taxpayer money, even though when Obama did it, it also wasn't U.
us taxpayer money, but now it's really okay because also this, you know, like the argument is that
like, also this time it comes with like conditions and they're not getting the money unless they
do all of these things. And it's like, yeah, but you haven't even laid out what the things are.
There are, what things? What, what is it that Iran is obligated to do under the memorandum of
understanding? Enter into nuclear discussions for 60 days? That's all they've committed to.
They haven't committed to doing anything.
And it's already, Donald Trump's already walking back on the nuclear dust.
He's already walking back on the, on enrichment, you know, at low-level enrichment.
So, like, it's not even, so anyway, my point being, this, Rob, what's it, this puppy don't fly.
I don't know how else to say it.
It's just like, whatever you're doing here, there's got to be, I'm sure there's got to be like a term for it in, like, marketing, like some advert.
advertising agency or something where there's just like at a certain point you just have to pull the
plug on an idea like this just isn't going to sell this is not going to sell but light with trans
people there you go this is i'm so it's great that the trump administration hired a PR lady from
williamsburg but no she does not have her finger on the pulse of the bud light drinking community
and um i mean i just don't know what to say this is just it's too look it's not often you get to
say this about our fellow Americans, but this is too dumb for them. They are not dumb enough
to fall for this. And I got to say, I think that has been one of the major themes of the week,
is that, because we're going to pivot into talking about J.D. Bounce a little bit here.
This is like, it's just an impossible situation that they're in trying to sell this as like,
yeah, we did a thing. And this is what.
it ended in and great.
So now it's okay to give Iranians billions of dollars.
Like it's just,
it's too absurd.
And of course,
more than anyone else,
J.D. Vance has been tasked with this,
um,
responsibility of selling.
I mean,
it's like,
I don't even know it's,
they're like,
imagine someone told you,
Rob,
you have to fight seven John Joneses.
Just seven of them versus you.
One on one.
And you're like,
dude,
I mean,
one of them is an impossible task.
So there's just no,
chance. And I don't know, that's just what it feels like sending J.D. Vance out to go defend
this stuff. What is, I don't even, it feels, I mean, I know, I think I said this on the show
last week. It reminds me of Joe Biden sending Kamala Harris to the border. Like, it's just
hanging your guy out to drive. There is no lane here. There's no lane. There's no lane.
There's no lane to be the kind of like the critic of Israel and the Israel lobby and forever wars while defending the war in Iran.
What lane is that, Rob, defending the war that only the Israel lobby wanted while attacking the Israel lobby because they're doing precisely what all of us who were against the war told you they would do?
So all of us who sat here and said,
Israel is dragging America into a needless, costly war.
We sat here.
You guys smeared all of us.
Said, screw you.
We're with the Israel lobby that's dragging us into war.
Then you got dragged into the war.
The war is a disaster.
Now you're trying to get out of the war.
And you're going, hey, guys, these jokers are trying to drag us back into this thing.
Yeah, no kidding.
I don't know.
I don't know, Rob.
It just, this, man, this is what we kind of knew from the beginning, that this is going to be,
I'm glad he's doing it.
I'm glad they're doing it.
But man, this is painful.
This is a painful L for this administration to take.
Well, I'm not going to argue on that.
All right.
Let's play.
So, JD Vance went on Bill Maher show.
And for having the impossible task, and even though I didn't agree with the loud of what he was saying, he, uh, and it might.
just be that Billmore so stupid. He actually got a guess that knows what he's talking about
and just says something. And Bill Maher's like, oh, well, you know, I'm just walking the
middle over here. But at least J.D. Vance, I didn't agree with him, but he held his own from
a political standpoint and came across. Well, he's good at this. This is one of the things J.D. Vance is
good at. Like Bill Maher type shows, CNN type shows. He's good at that. I think there's a lot of little
things that
allow that to be the case.
You know, Rob, like, in the same way
that I, you know, I know I made a big deal
about saying this about Dan Bongino.
And I know, oh, he was talking shit because I know it heard it.
I said it on Tucker's show and I know I knew
it would get to him. But yeah,
I bugged him. But I said that I was like, well,
you know, forget me.
It's like, I'm not saying like Dan Bonino's a coward
because he won't come debate me or something like
that. I'm saying like he's the
rest of his life he's sentenced to being a coward of everyone.
Like Dan Bongino can never do a contentious interview.
He can never do a debate.
He can, I mean, he could debate, but it would have to be like someone to the left of him
or to the more establishment than him.
He's got to be in it.
Because you're only like one question away from his entire thing falling apart.
Like, hey, what's up with the 180 you did on Epstein?
You were saying this, then you said this.
What did you see?
You know, it's very easy to terrible.
You said you can guarantee he killed himself.
The files are declassified.
Where's the evidence?
He's got no.
And in a similar way, I think J.D. Vans can do well on Bill Maher.
I don't think he can ever do well with, you know, this is a very big world that you're cutting out now.
Where even, I mean, he went on Theo Vaughn show, but even Theo Vaughn brought up Gaza a lot and made him kind of uncomfortable and pushed him into a kind of uncomfortable area.
There's all of the, if you wanted to do Tim Dillon or Joe Rogan or Andrew Schultz or Theo Vaughn or if you want to do any of those, J.D. Vance is going to have a much, much tougher time.
He's in an environment here where Bill Maher, the host is a dedicated rabid Zionist who was on board with this war and recognizes that kind of didn't work out, which should probably end it now.
So that is about the friendliest environment that J.D. Vance could have if you ask me to go do a show like this.
So I, you know, anyway, let's play the, we got two clips from the show here. Let's play them. Natalie, make sure to, you know, do whatever we can do so they don't, because HBO messes with us for putting these up sometimes. But come on, man, Bill Maher, it's Bill Maher. I love Bill Maher.
Bill Meyer told me had a huge impact on me.
I always do kind of admire the guy for that, but man, he is a liberal, and it is difficult to swallow at times.
Anyway, here, let's get into the first clip.
Can you tell me you will do that?
Will you bring us back to the middle, at least on that, where we concede elections, where it's not either one of those two options.
Okay, Bill, so this is where I'm probably going to lose you here.
That happened about eight minutes ago.
Look, I don't think that we should not concede elections, but I don't think that's what's going on.
I think that if you go back, if you go back to the president's core argument, he was making an argument about problems that existed in 2020.
And here's the problem that I'm most focused on.
The president, I've talked a lot about this.
And I think we share a perspective here, but set to the side the stuff that really gets you and your audience very angry about whether the count was legitimate in Georgia, Pennsylvania, or any of these other states.
Is it true that large technology companies, some of whom have financial interests that exist outside the United States of America, were they censoring information in the run-up to an election?
And set to the side, again, the Georgia stuff, but it is.
That was litigated, Dominion.
The Fox News paid us.
I'm actually, I'm trying to make the more middle ground argument here.
The biggest criticism I had at the 2020 election is that you had technology companies.
that were quite literally censoring negative information about the left and promoting negative information about the right.
So in a fundamental sense, like if the First Amendment says that we have a free and open debate,
and then the American people judge based on that free and open debate,
the sense in which I think the election in 2020 was rigged, I'm sorry,
is that you had technology companies that were putting their thumb on the scale in a way that completely obliterated the real open...
Let's pose it here for a second.
this is you know rob first of all it's just ridiculous that we're even talking about this and the fact that
bill mar even brings this up this is what is so and it's so infuriating about liberals um and it is just like
it's there's no one else who's quite like this other than liberals like leftists aren't this way
it's a liberal thing where they like um listen part of this is you know the fish doesn't
know that it's in water type of deal.
The Bill Mar is just
and I am not, again,
we're not leftists here.
So don't get the impression that I'm saying this
as inherently
negative.
Bill Mar has been rich and famous
forever.
Forever. You know, Bill Maher is,
I saw Bill Marr when I was 16
and was like, whoa,
being a stand-up comedian who's talking about
politics, is that's a really cool thing
to be. You know what I mean? I'm that now. I am that. I'm a grown. I have a mortgage and children
and not even babies anymore, like children who I have conversations with. He's been rich and famous
this whole time, you know, the whole time. Rich. And there is just something. And look, we all
have this to some degree, right? Because in a way, we're all rich. We all, like, there were kings
who existed in human history, who never had a hot shower in their life. You have. You
have luxury that the the 1% of the 1% of the 1% for most of human history couldn't have
dreamed of.
You essentially have magic compared to what, what, how they lived lives.
So we all, and we take that for granted, you know, like, and it becomes things where
when you take a lot of what you have for granted, there's a tendency to lose perspective
on things that, that irritate.
you and compare them to how big a deal they actually are.
And look, I mean, this is a huge, huge component of why every institution in this country has had their credibility shattered,
including just things like the New York Times and meet the press and CNN.
Like, nobody trusts them, nobody watches them, reads them anymore.
And it's because of shit like this.
Like, it's like, oh, I'm sorry.
Bill Mark, did January 6th offend your sensibilities?
Did Donald Trump denying the results of an election?
Listen, the guy just led us into the most unpopular war in American history and lost, and lost.
There's a global catastrophe what he just did.
You know what people in this country care about?
They care about the fact that groceries are unaffordable.
They cannot afford anymore to go grocery shopping.
shopping. They're putting necessities on credit cards. Europe said about the 2020 election.
What the fuck are we even talking about? Of course, there's been a clip circulating today about
what, you know, Bill Maher and Keith Olberman denying the 2016 election claiming Russia
interfered and all that. So, you know, it's, okay, so he's a hypocrite on top of it. But just like,
honestly, like, who cares at this point? But then, and then I'm curious to get your thought on any of
this route. But then also, J.D. Vance is just like, this is the weakest.
Like, you guys are also kind of foolish it, too. Because it's like, what are you even talking
about here, man? Now you're making a claim about tech censorship. It's like, okay, fine.
That's a good argument to make. But that's a completely different claim than the claim that
Donald Trump's been making for six and a half years. He's been saying that, like, the election
was stolen, that there were more votes in Georgia that should have gone to him.
He's been talking about voting machines and voter fraud and things like that.
That's totally different than tech censorship.
And honestly, the administration and J.D. Vans and Republicans and all of them would be in a
much stronger position if they were just saying what J.D. Vance says now.
Just make that the claim.
You know, it's like it's a lot of the 9-11 truth stuff.
and I know, but God, I'll get hate on this in the common section
because I know I always get those,
because Dave's still so stupid he thinks Al-Qaeda did 9-11 or whatever.
But it's like there were so many real conspiracies
and really like important pieces of information,
important truths about 9-11
that all get completely blown away when you start saying
it's just holograms and missiles and shit
and it's not planes or whatever,
Or then, oh, okay, well, then I guess it doesn't matter.
You know, there's one of the points I think that Scott made on your podcast when he was talking about that, where he was like, oh, well, like, it doesn't matter anymore that Muhammad Atta was radicalized by Natali Bennett calling in these strikes in Lebanon and killing these little girls.
That doesn't matter anymore if he was never even in the plane and there wasn't a plane and it wasn't, and there was a controlled demolition and all that.
Anyway, when you, so you create that, when Donald Trump starts making all these.
claims about voting machines, it's almost like you let the real scandal get away. And then J.D. Vance
could be sitting here, as me and you were for years going, yeah, okay, sure, there's no evidence that
they actually, like, cheated, but here's all the ways that they rigged the whole system in the year of
2020. And then you have a really strong argument on your hands. But what you're doing now is you're
like, you're doing this weasel thing where you're trying to weasel in the strong argument
while not admitting that obviously your boss has been making a whole bunch of claims that are complete bullshit,
and you're too much of a bitch to just say that, even though you know it.
And we all know that you know it.
You can't keep your job and oppose Donald Trump.
So that's why he's pulling this little pivot and going.
I'm not going to address those things.
But let me tell you, the election was in fact stolen because largely, I guess the biggest one is they censored the Hunter Biden laptop story.
and I got to say one of
there's a lot to complain about
Donald Trump about but recently
you know
his tax thing was ridiculous
that his families offer taxes and that he managed
to cut
that they're not going to be audited and he managed
to cut a deal with his own government
with his personal lawyer
Todd Blanche who's now the head of the AG
writing those carve outs for the IRS
and that he was suing himself
that whole thing was ridiculous
you got an issue with that
the one thing I really liked about it was that there was one person in government saying, you know, the people on January 6th were done very dirty. And I think that they deserve compensation because of the corruption of the Biden administration. It was kind of funny that that was the red line for the Republicans was not the agreement that was made, but that we can't be sending money. I mean, apparently there was like a behind closed doors screaming match. And that's one of the few times. I've seen Donald Trump walk something back and go, all right, I didn't realize this was that.
important to you. But then he was on the, he was on, I saw him on some news show where he goes, I think that
the FBI, uh, um, orchestrated that day. And I'm watching that. And I'm like, well, if there's one person
that I guess could get out there and prove that, it's you. And so on both the election storyline of
an election being stolen, you were president at the time. You're president now. If we don't actually
have honest elections in this country, where's the FBI department that is work in that case right now and is
going to prove it and is going to clean it up. If you actually think the dominion machines are
being run by the Democrats and are flipping votes, what are you doing about that right now? Why aren't
you exposing that storyline? And on the January 6th one, if you think that the FBI actually works
against the American people to pretend that there's threats of domestic terrorism and that they
had agent provocateurs that opened up doors and, you know, didn't staff the day properly
with security and manufacture an entire incident to undermine your presidency, that would be a really
powerful story to educate people
about how the deep state operates
and how they're working against your interests.
Why aren't you? Like, it just gets to
align with Donald Trump that, you know, he's not
just a podcaster. He can't,
it's ridiculous when he just says, well, I believe,
I believe, I think it happened. That's it.
Well, you're the guy. You're the one
person in the entire country that can
actually take an agency, go research
it and actually prove the story.
And the fact that you're not, you know,
it just, either you're just lying
or you don't actually care.
Yeah, no, that's right.
I mean, look, dude, you're making, it's like everybody, the rhetoric on all sides has been dialed up so high over the last few years that it's just, but it's like, dude, you're claiming that the election was stolen.
That is a fucking serious, goddamn claim.
You're claiming that the United States of America was stolen from its people.
I mean, this is like a, and that we were essentially forced to have Joe Biden, who did not win the election, be president of the United States for four years and be a disaster, as you point out, and all of these things we had like, okay, so then you're telling me. And this is why even it's like if you follow the administration's own logic, the only conclusion is that you guys are all weak and useless. You know, you're saying that you came back into the presidency now, you, that.
the Democrats stole America.
They stole the, over through the Constitution and, you know,
essentially had a coup in the United States of America.
And now you are in the presidency with a Republican Congress
and your own picked Supreme Court, and you're going to do nothing about it.
Everyone who did that's going to get away with that.
No one's being publicly executed.
No one's going to jail for the rest of their life.
There was a coup in the United States of America.
the victim was you, sir, the sitting president of the United States of America?
And we're not going to do, we're not going to follow up on that.
I mean, you know, like that's the most ridiculous one, really.
And we probably don't focus on that one as much because we've never really just been believers
that the 2020 election was stolen.
It was rigged in the way that J.D. Van says, yeah, they ran essentially a color-coded revolution
on us. Yes, they had riots in the streets and they stuffed ballots with right-
voter, you know,
write in mail-in ballots. But
again, this isn't a conspiracy. This was all
done out in front of everybody. We all watched
it together. It wasn't like
the censorship regime wasn't a secret
censorship regime. They booted
people off in front of all of us.
We all watched them. There was someone who got
kicked off Twitter. Oh, yeah, you.
The president of the United States of America
got censored off of Twitter. Right?
So anyway, it's not
but you've been making
this very, this really
wild claim for all these years and now yeah now that you're in you're doing nothing about it that's the
position that you're here to defend it's just too weak everything everything defending the war to just
defending the administration's take on 2020 it's just all i don't know man it's just too it's too
wrong it none of it's right you're like none of this is it doesn't have the energy of like oh yeah
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was very open to the election with stolen story and uh the reason why was i watched all of these
committee hearings of uh of these guys testifying that they were working on like the counts and then
someone told them that there was free lunch and they walked outside and they got locked out and
they'd like put up and they just like testimony i watched a lot of them and then like the election
just they just went certified and then like that part never got reported on uh but and so i was like
there's clearly some goofiness going on here but i kind of felt like Donald Trump was
telling us all the way up to the election that the thing was going to be stolen. He didn't use
his power and resources to prevent it. He didn't use his power and resources to then prove it.
From what I understand, the court cases that they put together was never had substance to it,
but was basically just to generate the news stories to give him some cover to claim the election
was stolen. And now, after I've seen him lie through his teeth in the second administration,
I'm more open to the idea that Donald Trump had absolutely nothing to go on when he was making
those claims. But just to bring it home, I still stand by, you're the one guy. If you actually
think that the FBI did the January 6 people dirty, please prove it. If you actually think an election
was stolen and elections can be stolen, please prove it. That's how you can actually change and make
our country better. You just getting on television and making claims, especially when it's in
mixed up with claims like the Straits will naturally reopen themselves. Oh, the Iranians completely
defeated they don't have a navy anymore you know you've just made too many claims that were completely
ridiculous that you just 100% swear by that i guess you know the the storylines that i'm more interested
in such as uh we don't actually have a democracy and elections are stolen or hey the feds did people
dirty on the day which i even believe to be true but like the fact that donald trump saying it is a
meaningless statement yeah no it's in some ways it's worse than not saying it's like oh so you know this
and you're not doing anything about it.
All right.
Here, let's play the end of that little clip
see if there was anything else in there
and then go to the other one.
An exchange of ideas.
Now, by the way, it didn't happen in 2024,
but it happened in 2020 and it was a problem.
Well, you're going to get a big pat on the back
and you go back to the White House.
Okay, let's go to the other clip,
those. Yeah, I guess we had gotten through.
You is fundamentally, it says the straits are going to be open,
the oil is going to flow,
we're seeing that happen already.
It's also a ceasefire, which, as you pointed out, is always going to be a little messy when you're dealing with the Iranians.
But if we make the final deal, then great.
If we don't make the final deal, their nuclear program is still destroyed.
They're still much weaker as a country.
So my attitude is America wins either way.
But I do think that what the president has done is asked us to do something that, frankly, nobody in 47 years of dealing with the Iranians has done,
which is offer them an opportunity to fundamentally transform how they behave with the West.
They've been the largest state sponsor of terrorism, basically since they began as a nation,
or at least as an Islamic Republic, 47 years ago.
He's saying, look, if they're willing to change, we're willing to change too.
If they're not willing to change, we still fundamentally have all the cards, and I think that's a good place for us to be.
But their program isn't destroyed.
The nuclear program isn't destroyed.
I mean, I don't know any of our objectives.
And look, I said I...
What part is not destroyed?
Well, we didn't get in there.
The whole thing is we have to get in there and see.
Are the rest we wouldn't be doing this?
Well, let me say, first of all, so a nuclear program, and I'm hardly a nuclear scientist,
I'm a low-lived politician, but the thing that you have to destroy is their ability to enrich uranium,
which has been destroyed.
You have to destroy their ability.
Well, because you need functioning centrifuges that can actually spend.
We've got to get in there and we've got to get the dust.
And we didn't get in there, so how do we get the dust?
So that's actually a separate question.
So there's the highly enriched stockpile, which, by the way, was allowed to accumulate
over 20 years of previous administrations.
That enriched stockpile is something that we want to get.
But Bill, if we never get it, and the president wants it, and we are going to get it.
But if we never got it, it's buried deep underground, and they don't have the ability to turn it into a nuclear weapon.
So the program is functionally destroyed.
We're just talking about can we set them back even further through these negotiations.
I mean, what a load of bullshit.
Just all of it.
I mean, it's just pure lies.
pure lives. I mean, even for him to say that the, the, that stockpile of uranium was built up over the last 20 years. Well, no, that's not really true. And in fact, from everything we know, these are verified IAEA reports, um, no, it wasn't until Donald Trump tore up the JCP away. In fact, it wasn't until a bit after Donald Trump tore up the JCPOA and there were a couple of Israeli attacks before they started enriching up to 60%.
which is what the whole thing was this whole bullshit was always about from last summer to this summer.
And no, to say the, he's essentially trying to use the brag of the 12-day war to justify this war.
And so, oh, we degraded their nuclear program and sent it back.
Rob, you're trying to sell this as this is a good deal because and what's the only win he can point to?
The straight is open.
And that's not even true.
And whatever we get, it certainly seems right now, Rob, that this was one of the things that was being reported out by the drop site guys.
I do got to give them credit every opportunity I get.
Jeremy Scahill and Ryan Grimm, man, they run a real deal news organization over there.
And they were on that Iran is not backing down off charging a fee for the Strait of Fremuz.
And this is the big fight that's going on right now.
This is what their reporting has been saying from the very.
beginning has been the position of the Iranian government. And this was kind of codified in the
memorandum of understanding. I'm sorry, it's pretty heavily implied if you say you're not allowed to
toll this straight for the next 60 days that you are allowed to after that. Otherwise, you wouldn't
specify that you can't do it for these 60. And to celebrate any victory about the Strait of Hermuz,
like we had a straight of Hermos where it was open
and Iran wasn't charging fees
before you idiots launched this war.
I'm sorry, man.
It's like, I want to be in the position here
where I'm defending them getting out of this catastrophe.
But them lying doesn't really make that good of a defense.
You know, Rob, I'd be willing to take one for the team,
but it actually is a stronger argument for ending the thing
to just tell the truth and admit that it was a huge giant mistake.
you know
like
Donald Trump
rather than having
JD Vance
in some way
he'd be better off
having somebody
who could just tell the truth
and wasn't scared
to getting fired
by Donald Trump
you know
well you just be like
oh but if you didn't get anything
then why'd you launch the war
you'd be like
oh yeah that was idiotic
Trump listened to Netanyahu
what a dumb decision
anyway we got to get out of this now
like it's just
I think it's more effective
to just say that
I think if they were
honest
we could let
it go because then that's actually cleansing.
We get some truth of what were the bad mistakes that led us into this war and prevent
them in the future.
But if you're just going to go, yeah, we totally won.
It was the greatest victory.
We got the greatest deal.
You're kind of just leaving the door open for Donald Trump to make the next giant huge mess and pretend like it's the greatest.
It's the greatest thing that ever happened to us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's true.
And that is a real concern, too.
And, you know.
Doesn't matter what I do.
They all love it.
Well, governments like this.
You know, they're, you know, government always either screws you coming or going.
And so there's like this, this thing where, you know, you have something like Venezuela and he thinks that's a big success.
So then he goes, okay, now I want to go do a round because I'm hot.
Then you have a round and he humiliates himself.
And I got to say, I'm worried that his response to that will be, I got to go get a win.
let's go do Cuba
you know Cuba can't
you know do what Iran can do
they're not close in the streets
nah I don't think so
I don't think they got anything
I mean I don't know honestly that much about the extent of what
Cuba could like disrupt shipping
patterns but now I don't think
they don't have anything like
you know the stockpile of
missiles and drones that that Iran
has and they're a tiny little poor country
and you know
know, I mean, not that Iran is rich compared to us, but they are compared to Cuba.
Just don't fuck up Key West. I like that place.
Oh, yeah. You keep your hands off me and Rob's Key West. We love going down there.
Sure, you can't sleep past 5.45 a.m. because we start crowing in your ear, but it's a cool. It is a fun town.
All right. Any other thoughts on JD Vance remarks here before we wrap this up, Rob? I mean, I guess I guess I would just, you know,
to crystallize like what I've been saying.
There is, this is too blatant.
It's too obvious of a loss.
You know, I got to say, I've had this, as I started the podcast by saying,
it's like a little bit of a weird moment right now.
And I was talking, you know, I'm here I'm on vacation with the family or whatever.
And so I'm out here and I talked to Scott Horton on the phone this morning for a little bit.
And I was talking to him and he was like, I think he was supposed to go on Pierce Morgan today,
but then it got moved or something.
And he told me that.
And I was like, oh, you know,
I haven't gone on Pierce Morgan in a couple weeks.
And I was, you know,
I haven't done like a big debate in a while.
And I almost didn't, like, as I was thinking about that,
I was like, oh, but dude, I don't need,
what are we even debating about at this point?
What, you know, like, what are we even arguing?
I'm going back.
Like, I feel like if me and, what am I going to do?
Like, I was telling you, like,
I mean, it wasn't the last time.
I guess it was a couple times ago, but I was on there with Will Chamberlain arguing to me that the Iranian regime was going to collapse in a month.
They're waiting for these guys to get new talking points.
They can have you back on to argue with someone.
I know.
They got nothing right now.
What, I'm supposed to come back and get into another debate and we're just going to pretend that like that last one didn't happen.
Like, like, it's just, can we just make these things like you just admit you're wrong?
And then I don't know.
I don't know.
It's just very, it's, it's very bizarre.
It's kind of surreal.
It's like, look, man, all the people warning against.
this war, you know, I mean, Rob, think about it.
I know this isn't the first time I'm saying.
This probably won't be the last time.
But if you think about the way they tried to drag everyone over the predictions that Tucker
Carlson and John Mearsheimer made over the 12-day war, that didn't come to fruition.
And then they all happened in this war.
It's like everybody who was warming, I don't know how many people used to mock me, Rob,
for using the term escalation dominance so much.
They used to go, yeah, yes, yes.
We know Dave's position on Iran, latent nuclear deterrent, escalation dominance.
Like, because I would always talk about how we don't have escalation dominance over Iran.
It's a major goddamn problem.
You launch a war and you don't have escalation dominance.
It means things can happen, like what we're living through.
Anyway, the more meta thought about the JD Vance thing is just that this puppy don't fly, Rob.
You can't sell this.
You can't sell this as a victory.
You accomplish nothing.
It's a fucking war for God's sake.
People die.
The human beings are dead.
Lives are ruined.
Family members are going on without their loved ones right now.
The total cost of the thing is going to be in the hundreds of billions of dollars.
What did we get for it?
Nothing.
You say their nuclear program is set back or something.
Nothing.
They never had a bomb.
They weren't making a bomb.
This is all bullshit.
You launched a war.
You lied through your teeth the entire time, and you lost.
Good luck trying to spin this as a victory.
And this is on the easiest environment to do it on, you know, somewhat psychotic Zionists show.
Anyway.
All right.
That's it for us.
One more time, Rob, where's your next page?
Everyone, check out my podcast, the Run Your Mouth Podcast, and go over to portstore.com.
You can see a whole slew of date, still adding more.
I already got all the dates up through August.
So a lot of porches all over the country.
Come hang out.
All right.
Sounds good.
And, of course, Comic-Capesmith.com.
Houston, Texas, are our next stop.
So, Comictapesmith.com for all those tickets.
All right.
Catch you next time.
Peace.
